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Brett Keane | Win The Internet | Tips to YouTube Success · Brett Keane and Eve Show

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  Hello ladies and gentlemen, my name is.
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  Brett Keen and you are watching and listening to the Brett Keen
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  Show. Make sure you check out my
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  international radio station. All links can be found in the
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  description. You can also check out my book.
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  Some of my merchandise in my. YouTube store, yeah.
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  If you go to the front page, there's a tab.
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  Now that says store and get to see all my goodies, all my
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  tricks and treats and such. Well, on Friday, 7:00 PM
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  usually. I do live shows, but this time
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  I'm going to be scheduling for Saturday and we're going to be
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  having a new cohost up called Captain Stump and we'll.
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  See how that goes. He's got a bunch of interesting
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  topics. I like the guy.
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  I've complimented him repeatedly and I think it's going to be
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  fun. There probably be some other.
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  Youtubers as well who will show up and do their thing could be
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  nonbelievers. Could be.
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  Religious members, of course, are always welcome.
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  If you're a member of my YouTube channel, then you'll.
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  Get to see the link on how to get into.
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  The actual show and all that, I'm not putting it out in the
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  public anymore. Like I said prior to this video
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  because I've been getting a lot. Of trolls, I guess the more
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  popular you get, the more it rains assholes.
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  From the sky. So fame has its advantages and
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  disadvantages. What are you going to do?
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  About that, well, today I thought I'd give some people
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  some tips on how to win the Internet.
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  How to basically get known? Have your name out there become
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  a household item. And also how to be, how to
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  defeat your enemies that you will inevitably get?
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  You see, there's a problem whenever you get famous on the
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  Internet, ladies and gentlemen. It's problem for anybody that
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  becomes a celebrity. Or becomes popular.
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  There's always that you know person who doesn't.
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  Like your face. They don't like the way you
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  sound. They don't like the things.
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  You talk about and you might, even if you're very friendly and
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  you're very kind, if you say something like.
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  Oh, I didn't really care for that song.
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  Or I wasn't. Totally wrapped up or committed
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  to that movie. Somebody else out there might
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  adore it and worship it. Like a God.
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  And then the next thing you know, you got somebody.
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  Who hates you just simply because you didn't like the?
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  New Supergirl movie or something like that or.
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  Because you don't play with My Little Pony toys.
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  You'd be surprised the kind of things that.
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  People will work their way into hating you.
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  It could be anything, even if you don't say anything that.
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  Even if you agree with everyone out there, somebody's going to
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  look at you and say, well, I just.
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  Don't like the way this person's?
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  Eyebrows look I don't like. That single nose hair that's
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  sticking out, I don't like the way they're.
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  Mustache isn't completely dynamic where it's too long on
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  one end and the other. Where this person's head is
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  lopsided, people always find something to bitch and moan
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  about. They call it the chicken coop
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  where I'm from. Basically a bunch of old ladies
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  get into a room together and they suddenly figure.
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  Can't figure. Out what else to talk about And
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  they just start complaining about random shit and they
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  usually. Start with people that they
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  don't like, or people they work with and all that, and then the
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  next thing you know it's a. A2 hour ordeal where a bunch of
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  old asses are playing bingo and trash talking the entire planet.
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  That's the way the Internet is. It's.
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  Like a bunch of old hens out there, just I'm doing her thing
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  and then there's another. Group out there that are.
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  What we call the swine? They're the ones that roll
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  around in mud and. The bottom.
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  They like to play in the dirt and if they can get you in the
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  dirt too with them, they're extremely happy.
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  My suggestion for you all when you're trying to do.
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  Videos is just be yourself and expect the.
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  Other people always expect worst case scenario and the reason.
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  Why is because when you expect the worst from people and they
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  do. Something that's actually
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  positive or good. It actually surprises you.
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  You're like, wow, I didn't know that son of a bitch had it in
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  them very good. Very good.
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  And you give them a little, you know, pat on the shoulder and
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  applause. Very.
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  There's some morality left in you yet.
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  Amen to that, but if you think. Highly of people.
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  And you think, Oh my goodness, they're.
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  Always going to do the right thing.
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  They're always going to do the, you know, make the.
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  Best choices then, my friend. You haven't experienced humanity
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  then then you don't. Understand the psychology of the
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  the human mind and consciousness then, and that's your problem.
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  You see, one of the most beautiful and ugliest things at
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  the same time about humanity is that.
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  We do have a good side to us and we have a bad.
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  Side to us, and sometimes we think doing bad things will.
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  Get us what we want easier and quicker when it usually will put
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  us on an extremely hard Rd. where inevitably will fail.
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  So just be yourself. Don't try to be anything else
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  than you are. Don't try to amplify yourself.
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  Don't act like a wild animal because one day you might get
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  popular and famous. And if.
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  You do and you start meeting your fans and your audience and.
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  People like that which I have, you will be.
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  How shall I say you can find yourself?
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  Very quickly disappointed or even depressed to find out that
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  the. Person that you're going out to
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  eat with her to hang out. With is not anything like they
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  were on the Internet. The Internet's had a real
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  problem. With that, especially in the
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  dating scene, hasn't it? People put up their best
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  pictures. You know, the one where they.
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  Got a picture done just. Right, but they're not turned
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  enough to where you can see the arm growing out of their head or
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  some. Kind of mutation or something
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  like. That or people put up fake.
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  Images of themself, and you never know what you're.
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  Dealing with That's why a lot of people say, oh hell no, I'm not
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  doing a blind date. Well, that's.
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  What it's like in general with the Internet, you're never going
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  to know who you're. Dealing with so you got to watch
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  it with the whole trust issue, I said it.
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  Countless times. I love people.
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  I care about people. I really do.
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  But I have different levels of like.
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  Trust that I put out there. Different levels and then I.
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  People kind of earn it like a video game.
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  I'm a gamer. People, Kind of.
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  Earn their levels, they go from level.
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  One level 2, if they're able to take on the big boss man, I call
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  my my defensive wall that I put around myself and it's really
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  good. It's a healthy way to do things
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  because there's a lot of people out there that'll use you for
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  all kinds of different things. They will use you.
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  If they think that they're going to get money out of it, they'll
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  use you. If they think they're going to
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  get views, they'll. Use you if they're narcissistic.
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  That's one of the traits, actually, of a sociopathic,
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  narcissistic person is they have absolutely no sympathy, no
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  emotion, no. Feeling they just figure, ah, I
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  can get. Something off this person and
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  this will improve my life and that's it.
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  And they'll tell you everything you want to hear up and down
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  until finally they have no use for you.
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  And then? Suddenly you disappear out the
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  face of the earth. I've met a.
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  Lot of people like that on the Internet.
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  Apparently, the Internet. Is the place for most
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  psychopaths and. Sociopaths and crazy people will
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  prey upon what they consider vulnerable or weak.
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  Cyber stalkers, cyber attackers, cyber terrorist, all that kind
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  of stuff. They even made a name for it,
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  Cyber. They even got words for it.
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  Because it's so damn annoying. What people have to deal with?
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  Well, another thing too, if you decide that you want to do like
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  a live podcast like I do, or you want to do interviews, where you
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  get this opportunity, where you get the interview?
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  Popular People or famous? People, my suggestion is, is
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  that you? Actually, what I'm about to tell
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  you is something that not. All people are going to be able
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  to do. You actually have to give a shit
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  about what you're doing and you. Can't teach people how to love
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  you. Can't teach people how to care.
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  Some people will interview someone.
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  Someone will do a show with somebody because they simply
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  want to get views, so they want to.
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  Get big. Some people don't give a rat's
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  ass about the person that they're interviewing, and
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  that's. One of the reasons.
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  Why a lot of interviews are handled so poorly and so sucky?
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  And why some people are like damn, I'll give you an example,
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  Howard Stern. He doesn't give a rat's ass
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  about any of the people that he has on the show.
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  Neither does. Mr. What is his name?
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  Not Bill Burr, that that atheist guy who's on the T.
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  V all the time I forgot his damn name.
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  Well, what he does is whenever. People are talking, He'll ask
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  them questions like he actually. Cares about the answer.
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  And then cut them off. Mid sentences so he can throw
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  his. Crap out or try to be funny,
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  then you get some of. These Youtubers who and
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  unfortunately I know a guy out. There that does this all the
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  time and I. Politely told him not to do it.
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  But he's like too ignorant to have.
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  Actually take any kind of wisdom or intelligence from anybody.
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  He has this intensity where he wants to leave open the mic
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  when. People are talking and then what
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  he does? Is he goes.
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  Yeah, yeah, while. You're actually trying to.
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  Express your views. Now, how many of you are capable
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  of having a conversation? When there's someone sitting
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  just right across from you into a loud microphone going, yeah,
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  yeah. Or even worse.
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  They got some kind of respiratory issues where while
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  their mic is open, you can literally hear them breathing
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  like a damn. Wild rabid beast that's going to
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  pounce at you. While you're talking about
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  something. That's very personal or
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  important in your life. I know this guy where not only
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  does he do. That crap.
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  But he also huffs and puffs like Darth Vader.
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  When he's on the microphone, he's like.
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  What is that? Is he having an Internet orgasm?
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  Is he flipping out? I don't know.
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  What the Hell's going on. What is that?
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  So you tell the person to mute and then this is.
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  Another really bad. Habit of some people, you tell
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  them. Can you mute your microphone
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  because you're interrupting the conversation?
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  And then instead of saying sorry and muting their microphone,
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  they decide they need to spend the next 10 fucking minutes
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  explaining to you and justifying why it.
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  Is that they were doing that or they feel the need?
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  To say sorry 20 times to the point.
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  Where you get to where you don't even know where you're at in the
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  conversation or interview anymore.
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  Yeah, I know this one guy. This.
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  There was a person that was talking about all this abuse
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  that was happening in their life and this.
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  Asshole was sitting in the room with us while we were doing an
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  interview and the guy just kept going.
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  Yeah, yeah, Luke, I am your. Father you know.
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  My goodness. I did ask the guy repeatedly.
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  I says please, please, can you do something with that?
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  Can you go to the hospital or something?
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  Get that looked at. Whatever the Hell's going on
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  with you? Or just learn how to.
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  Hit the button. I've had to countless times.
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  Tell people for some reason people getting the choking
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  sessions when they're on my show.
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  They'll just can you mute the mic.
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  We're trying to have a conversation here.
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  Can you die a little bit more? Quietly is what I try to inform
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  these folks. Come on have.
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  Some consideration for the people who are actually talking.
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  So basically, the point of that entire rant is, if you're going
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  to interview someone, make. Sure, you actually care about
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  the person that you actually. Want to hear what they have to
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  say. And I know there's some bastards
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  out there. There's some folks out there
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  where their interviews turn sour or something goes wrong and the
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  reason? Why is sometimes when people get
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  in that vulnerable state on? A live broadcast.
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  They start talking about their personal life and they start
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  sharing all their miseries and and things that they may not
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  have wanted the entire world to know, but for some reason and
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  that moment they forgot they're being broadcasted live.
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  And they start going on and on and on well.
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  There's a problem, ladies and gentlemen.
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  If you're a good interviewer like I am, and I've been
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  complimented a million times, I get people away from that kind
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  of shit. I tell them, hey, you're sharing
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  some private, personal information.
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  If you'd like to talk behind the scenes, you know.
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  Off air we can talk, but you're sharing a lot of.
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  Lot of stuff you know and that may come back at you as it tends
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  to do on the Internet because the Internet doesn't forget.
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  They like that people like to record grab clips and all that,
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  next thing you know. Your most vulnerable moment
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  becomes a kick. And while you're down and you
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  don't want that in your life and unfortunately some people.
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  Out there who do shows and interviews, they don't.
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  Care about that. They don't care if they're the
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  person they're interviewing. Takes massive amounts of
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  emotional and psychological damage from an audience.
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  So they don't even try to stop you.
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  They just uh huh. Yeah, yeah.
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  Is that so old? Is that what your daddy did to
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  you? Is that what your momma did to
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  you? Oh, she just watched and just
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  keep on antagonizing the person, pretending as though they give a
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  damn. So the.
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  Person will dispel all the beans and then they'll get massive use
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  for embarrassing the piss out of.
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  The person. And of course, sad to say, some
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  of these. Narcissistic bastards are so
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  good at what they do. The person is being interviewed
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  even though they. Take a a bunch of swings and get
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  hit over and over by the audience.
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  They still actually think the person cared about them after it
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  was all said and done. That's one of the saddest parts
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  they don't realize they've been. Used and abused.
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  Could you imagine what they would be like?
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  Being a person who's been abused in your life and then having
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  being abused publicly are in a. Live broadcast in front of a
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  bunch of people I've seen countless.
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  People do that kind of stuff, and one of the reasons why I'm
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  such a great interviewer. Is because I care about these
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  people and I know. The certain cues.
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  And the certain specifics of what you don't want to put out
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  there and what you don't. Unfortunately for me, even
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  though I'm a good interviewer, sometimes the interviewee will
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  tell me, oh, it's no problem, I'm fine.
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  I'm cool with sharing all this stuff.
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  I'm cool with putting my entire childhood experience out there
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  on the Internet. And unfortunately 9 times out of
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  10 if you. Do let that fly.
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  They're going to get back to you sooner or later and say, damn, I
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  took a lot. Of heat for that show, I think a
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  lot of, well, I did warn you. I did tell you.
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  And you? Decided that you wanted to just
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  continue on that track when I tried to take yarn to a
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  different more. Positive Rd. with things.
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  So these are the kind of things. You got to watch out for,
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  especially when doing interviews.
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  I know a lot of people whenever they've interviewed me in the.
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  Past they deliberately tried to drag me out and bring up things
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  that they knew were from 20-30 years ago that nobody even give
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  a. Rat's ass about anymore.
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  Stir up as much as they can, and that to me, ladies and
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  gentlemen, is. A piece of trash?
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  That's someone who's just trying to cause you harm and
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  destruction. So yeah, these are the kind of
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  things you got to think about. The biggest tip I can tell.
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  You is if you don't. Love this and you don't care
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  about it? Then you probably shouldn't even
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  be involved, or even trying to go for it now if.
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  You're a narcissistic person. You don't have any.
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  Feeling you don't care who you heard or who you destroy and the
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  process fine if. That's what you're looking for,
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  for yourself, but I can assure you this if you are that type of
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  person. If you're getting into a show or
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  an interview or making. Videos based upon just becoming.
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  Popular or narcissism. In the end, you will be punished
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  for. That type of behavior because as
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  you hurt people it will come back on you I.
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  Am convinced that reap what you saw is real.
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  I do believe in a form of karma. I do believe that if you're an
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  asshole long enough, sooner or later you'll sit on your own
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  feet, some of my worst enemies in the entire world.
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  Who made themselves? My enemies have fallen at my
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  feet. I have seen.
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  Countless people who tried the best they could to tear me down.
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  And all's I had to do is just simply be patient.
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  All's I had to do was endure. And have the patience of God in
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  me, and sooner or later. These people.
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  Were self-destructive as they were destructive to other
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  people. Finally, they would find
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  themselves alone, irrelevant and basically nothing anymore.
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  And I do believe that God has something to do with that.
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  I believe that if you're a bad person and you do.
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  Bad things to people that sooner or later the bad.
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  Will catch up with you, and you will be consumed in it.
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  You will be eaten alive by your own filth and evil.
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  Well ladies and gentlemen, I hope some of my tips and
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  suggestions help you out. If you want to stop 80% of the
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  aggravation, I'm talking about whether you.
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  Love or care about the people that you're interviewing or
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  doing shows with. Learn how to mute your mic.
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  Turn off the mic. That way people don't get the
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  idea. That you're just a Jackass and
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  you're annoying no one likes a bunch of.
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  Burping and noises in their. Ear while they're.
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  Trying to talk Or coughing or choking?
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  Gee, all right, well. I hope you guys enjoyed the
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  video. These are golden rules, ladies
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  and gentlemen, if you want to succeed.
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  Just saying.