Latest / The Breakfast Club / INTERVIEW: Sebastian Maniscalco On Comedy Influence, Italian Stereotypes, New Hulu Special + More
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- 0:01Speaker 1: Every day a week ago, clicks up the Breakfast Club,
- 0:05Speaker 1: finish for y'all done morning.
- 0:07Speaker 2: Everybody is the DJ, Envy Jess, Hilarious, Charlamagne the guy.
- 0:11Speaker 2: We are the Breakfast Club. Laura Lo Rosa is here
- 0:14Speaker 2: as well. We got a special guest in the building.
- 0:17Speaker 2: Name we got comedian Sebastian Monus Calco practiced.
- 0:21Speaker 3: Did I get it right?
- 0:22Speaker 4: Though?
- 0:22Speaker 5: He did? But you emphasized the man and I felt
- 0:25Speaker 5: like it was a little Italian coming out of here. Nice.
- 0:29Speaker 3: There was no Italian in me.
- 0:32Speaker 1: Were welcome?
- 0:32Speaker 3: How are you feeling, brother.
- 0:33Speaker 5: I'm good, I'm good. I just got to New York
- 0:35Speaker 5: City yesterday and bouncing around the city and talking to
- 0:39Speaker 5: uh everybody about my special coming out this week.
- 0:42Speaker 1: It ain't right.
- 0:42Speaker 5: It ain't right Hulu and Hulu.
- 0:44Speaker 2: Yes, just Uhary told us that you were a funny comedian.
- 0:51Speaker 2: She loves you, but she couldn't be here. She's actually
- 0:52Speaker 2: in La.
- 0:52Speaker 3: She went to Mike App's birthday party.
- 0:54Speaker 2: So she said to tell you to send love, okay,
- 0:57Speaker 2: And she also wanted me to say that why are
- 0:58Speaker 2: some of the best comedians from Chicago? She named a
- 1:01Speaker 2: bunch of them from Bernie Mack, little real, Hannibal Burroughs,
- 1:03Speaker 2: d Ray Davis, Airy Spae is God for You, Sherry
- 1:06Speaker 2: sheperd Robin Williams.
- 1:07Speaker 3: What makes Chicago so Chicago?
- 1:11Speaker 5: Living in Chicago, there's a lot of sarcasm, there's a
- 1:14Speaker 5: lot of making fun of one another, but it's in
- 1:18Speaker 5: good spirit. So I grew up with. You know, even
- 1:22Speaker 5: even now you go back to Chicago, I'm getting ripped
- 1:25Speaker 5: to shreds. You know. There's a lot of like, oh,
- 1:29Speaker 5: were you.
- 1:29Speaker 6: On the Breakfast Club? What do you think you're special?
- 1:33Speaker 6: There's a lot of that going on in Chicago. So, uh,
- 1:35Speaker 6: I think you have a tough skin growing up there.
- 1:38Speaker 6: And uh and and sarcasm and making people laugh is
- 1:42Speaker 6: just kind.
- 1:42Speaker 5: Of part of the way we get through the winter.
- 1:45Speaker 5: So uh yeah, you got to you gotta have a
- 1:50Speaker 5: sense of humor to go through those winners. So yeah,
- 1:52Speaker 5: I mean I've always been around funny people, funny family.
- 1:56Speaker 5: Growing up, just just at the dinner table was just fun.
- 2:02Speaker 5: We had We were either laughing or crying. There was
- 2:05Speaker 5: no in between. So for me, we always used to
- 2:09Speaker 5: kind of laugh to mask anything that was happening that
- 2:12Speaker 5: was getting serious. Even to this day, if I feel
- 2:14Speaker 5: somebody's gonna cry. I get uncomfortable, and I'm like, okay,
- 2:17Speaker 5: we gotta get out. It is I that? Yeah, so
- 2:21Speaker 5: you don't go to funerals at all? Did I go
- 2:22Speaker 5: to funerals?
- 2:23Speaker 7: But I tend to You don't speak at them home?
- 2:26Speaker 5: I don't.
- 2:27Speaker 1: I wouldn't mind that.
- 2:28Speaker 5: Actually, actually I would. If I were to speak at
- 2:31Speaker 5: a funeral, I would I would definitely go the humor route.
- 2:34Speaker 5: I'm laughing at funerals just because I'm trying to break
- 2:39Speaker 5: up the the seriousness of it all.
- 2:43Speaker 8: What in the funeral would you be specifically joking about?
- 2:46Speaker 8: Because your solid comedy is so like you take like
- 2:48Speaker 8: random regular things and just like make it a joke,
- 2:51Speaker 8: like things that I wouldn't even think twice about because
- 2:53Speaker 8: it's just naturally what people do.
- 2:54Speaker 5: Okay, So the last funeral I went to, I was
- 2:56Speaker 5: with my sister. It was sad, but I started looking
- 3:01Speaker 5: around the room and I said, be nice if there
- 3:04Speaker 5: was like a cocktail service here, something to like like
- 3:09Speaker 5: a like a beverage. You know, you're you're there, you're sad.
- 3:13Speaker 5: Be nice. If somebody came up to you and said,
- 3:15Speaker 5: you need you need to you know, guess a wine
- 3:17Speaker 5: or something, and we just kind of start riffing off,
- 3:20Speaker 5: like I wanna be nice to have like a like
- 3:22Speaker 5: a little food here and just make it a little
- 3:25Speaker 5: bit more of a lounge.
- 3:28Speaker 3: Like a all the funerals.
- 3:31Speaker 5: If you knew there was gonna be good food and
- 3:33Speaker 5: some cocktails at a funeral once, you'd be more prone
- 3:36Speaker 5: to even attend the damn thing.
- 3:39Speaker 7: The repast.
- 3:40Speaker 8: But by the repast, I mean you kind of are
- 3:42Speaker 8: at the point where you're hungry. So a lot of
- 3:44Speaker 8: the family issues that surround the funeral people don't care
- 3:46Speaker 8: about cause.
- 3:46Speaker 7: They want to eat. Oh this is after in the
- 3:49Speaker 7: actual funeral, talking.
- 3:50Speaker 5: About the wake with the body in the room.
- 3:53Speaker 8: Something you got like three girlfriends that like we're trying
- 3:55Speaker 8: to figure out who was the one.
- 3:57Speaker 5: Yes, your funerals you.
- 3:59Speaker 3: Go to might just be grandma had passed, she got
- 4:04Speaker 3: two boyfriends.
- 4:05Speaker 7: No, I do not. I don't. I don't.
- 4:08Speaker 8: I've just been to a lot of funerals where there's
- 4:11Speaker 8: a lot of things that questioning you in the funeral
- 4:13Speaker 8: trying to figure out.
- 4:14Speaker 7: What's going on.
- 4:14Speaker 5: Okay, okay, I'm going to like a grandmother and uncle.
- 4:19Speaker 5: There's not like there's not anybody really wondering what's going
- 4:22Speaker 5: on outside of the person that died.
- 4:27Speaker 3: She from Delaware. That's a little different. So there's anything
- 4:32Speaker 3: off the table with jokes with you politics.
- 4:35Speaker 5: I don't do politics. I don't think people want to
- 4:37Speaker 5: hear that, especially when they're coming out to a show.
- 4:40Speaker 5: You're inundated all day with the right and the left
- 4:45Speaker 5: and this, that and the other thing. I want to
- 4:46Speaker 5: give people a departure from that. I don't want to
- 4:48Speaker 5: be talking about any politics. And I've always said, whatever
- 4:53Speaker 5: my father is doing is a lot funnier than whatever
- 4:56Speaker 5: the president is doing, So I kind of stick to
- 4:58Speaker 5: my family. It was Trump to Trump is yeah. I
- 5:03Speaker 5: mean he's a funny. Some of the stuff that's coming
- 5:05Speaker 5: out of his mouth is extremely humorous. But I just
- 5:07Speaker 5: like leave that to people want to talk about politics.
- 5:10Speaker 5: For me, I just I talk about my family. I
- 5:12Speaker 5: talk about I got two kids, I'm going to parent
- 5:14Speaker 5: teacher conferences. It's it's I'm drawing from my own life
- 5:19Speaker 5: and I'm not really paying attention to anything else.
- 5:21Speaker 9: I also see a lot of exaggerated like frustration in
- 5:24Speaker 9: your comedy, So like, like, do you could you talk
- 5:26Speaker 9: about being fed up about everybody talking about politics so much.
- 5:30Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I could go that route. I mean
- 5:32Speaker 5: I am a little fed up with the whole politic
- 5:37Speaker 5: talk and people, you know, getting separated by that. So
- 5:41Speaker 5: I just tend to I don't know, I just I
- 5:44Speaker 5: think what we're all going through on a daily basis,
- 5:48Speaker 5: whether it be you know, two boyfriends or.
- 5:51Speaker 1: It's true.
- 5:54Speaker 5: Okay, relationship problems, parents, you know. I just feel like
- 6:02Speaker 5: everybody would. It's relatable humor, observational humor. That's that's my lane.
- 6:08Speaker 1: What's the point of everyday life that annoys you the most?
- 6:12Speaker 9: Oh?
- 6:12Speaker 5: God, everyday life. I got a problem right now with
- 6:18Speaker 5: people wearing in visil line during the day.
- 6:23Speaker 7: That bothers me too, And then you can see it
- 6:25Speaker 7: and hear it when they talk.
- 6:27Speaker 5: That's all I'm looking at. If you had a visil
- 6:29Speaker 5: line on, I would be looking at your mouth and
- 6:31Speaker 5: how the saliva is in between the teeth and the
- 6:36Speaker 5: So I believe in visil line should be done at
- 6:39Speaker 5: night where nobody could see it while you're sleeping. That's
- 6:42Speaker 5: one of my pet peeves right now. Another one of
- 6:44Speaker 5: my pet peeves right now is the way people talk
- 6:48Speaker 5: these like buzzwords like I am on a journey, a healing.
- 6:54Speaker 1: Journey, healing whatever.
- 6:55Speaker 5: Yeah, put whatever you want in front of journey. Narcissists
- 7:01Speaker 5: not so much. That's not on my my hot list
- 7:04Speaker 5: of words that I don't like. Another word that's that's
- 7:09Speaker 5: a word that I don't even know really exactly what
- 7:11Speaker 5: that means.
- 7:11Speaker 10: I hear it a lot. Another word I don't like
- 7:15Speaker 10: is oh, I'm speaking my truth.
- 7:23Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry.
- 7:28Speaker 5: It bothers me. Just these like buzzwords. So yeah, that's
- 7:32Speaker 5: that's another thing that that ain't right.
- 7:33Speaker 9: Because some people's truth could be complete lies, it could
- 7:36Speaker 9: be completely not accurate at all.
- 7:40Speaker 5: Yeah, it could be definitely fabricated. And and I just
- 7:44Speaker 5: don't like people that are like picking up on these
- 7:47Speaker 5: buzzwords and and and implementing into their their their conversation
- 7:52Speaker 5: when they might not even know what that what they're
- 7:53Speaker 5: talking about.
- 7:54Speaker 9: And I think with the visit line to read the
- 7:55Speaker 9: people wearing visit line during the day because they don't
- 7:57Speaker 9: get enough sleep at night, Is that right?
- 7:59Speaker 1: I really think that's the reason.
- 8:01Speaker 5: Are you Are you knocking off for good eight hours
- 8:04Speaker 5: at night?
- 8:04Speaker 1: No? I try to get I try.
- 8:06Speaker 9: I try to be in bed by nine to fifteen
- 8:07Speaker 9: because we gotta be up at like four fifteen, so
- 8:09Speaker 9: like six seven, but eight is like tough to do.
- 8:13Speaker 5: Are you mapping? Are you Are you guys like mapping
- 8:16Speaker 5: your sleep? Are you like, do you wear a sleep
- 8:19Speaker 5: mechanism that I'm na you think? What is it a
- 8:24Speaker 5: twenty minute nap? Are you going down with me?
- 8:28Speaker 2: I got to pick up my first door at at
- 8:30Speaker 2: two forty seven, so I try to between one and
- 8:34Speaker 2: two forty quick little.
- 8:35Speaker 5: Hour in bed.
- 8:37Speaker 3: Yeah, well my office either couch either.
- 8:40Speaker 5: Yeah, I gotta I gotta be like in a bed nap.
- 8:44Speaker 5: I can't like knock out on a couch and I
- 8:46Speaker 5: gotta get re ready to go to bed when I nap.
- 8:51Speaker 3: And how old are your kids?
- 8:52Speaker 5: Eight and six?
- 8:53Speaker 3: So you brought your son to wenty is showing and
- 8:55Speaker 3: he fell asleep?
- 8:55Speaker 4: Oh?
- 8:55Speaker 5: Sleep? Yeah? Damn yeah.
- 8:57Speaker 3: So you looked at and you see him sleep, and
- 8:58Speaker 3: did you wake him up?
- 8:59Speaker 5: At Ah? Listen, it's five. He was a five at
- 9:03Speaker 5: the time, So it's not like I was like, oh,
- 9:05Speaker 5: my son is going to sleep. Although I told my
- 9:09Speaker 5: wife I should start doing my act during bedtime to
- 9:12Speaker 5: see if they fall asleep, because it's hard to get
- 9:14Speaker 5: him to bed, you know, but yeah, now he fall
- 9:17Speaker 5: asleep during the show. And the kids are probably one
- 9:20Speaker 5: of the hardest people to make laugh, I think, you know,
- 9:23Speaker 5: but they do have a sense of humor themselves.
- 9:26Speaker 2: We have a good we have a very fun, fun family.
- 9:29Speaker 2: But yeah, are you the popular dad at school? Like, dude,
- 9:31Speaker 2: it does everybody know it?
- 9:32Speaker 3: Like your dad is famous.
- 9:34Speaker 5: I'm hearing a little bit of that. But I'm like
- 9:36Speaker 5: an older father. I'm fifty two. I got a six
- 9:39Speaker 5: year old. So when i go to the school events,
- 9:41Speaker 5: I feel like I'm like an antique, well compared to
- 9:46Speaker 5: the rest of the dads, Like they're in their early thirties.
- 9:49Speaker 5: So I'm like almost like a you know, like, oh,
- 9:53Speaker 5: there comes the great hair. You know, I'm one of
- 9:56Speaker 5: the only dads that have gray hair. So that's where
- 10:00Speaker 5: I am. But I feel like I'm bringing a bit
- 10:02Speaker 5: of wisdom to the to the school. Here. We go
- 10:05Speaker 5: to the soccer games and uh, you know, they're handing
- 10:10Speaker 5: out stickers at the end of the game and the
- 10:14Speaker 5: score goes backwards once they reach it. It was twelve
- 10:17Speaker 5: zero and then I went to nine zero because they
- 10:19Speaker 5: want to make the kids feel bad. I you know,
- 10:22Speaker 5: I have problems with that, and and I'm like, and
- 10:26Speaker 5: I'm doing something that might be a little out of
- 10:28Speaker 5: the box. I want to get your take here the
- 10:30Speaker 5: breakfast club, if if, if you agree, you got that.
- 10:33Speaker 5: You have a son.
- 10:34Speaker 3: I got six kids. I got four girls, two boys.
- 10:36Speaker 7: They play soccer, they do all They also.
- 10:41Speaker 5: Okay, and the sons are howled.
- 10:43Speaker 2: He's in college. He's not demanded a house. He thinks
- 10:47Speaker 2: he's demanded house.
- 10:48Speaker 1: He plays football, football, play them around.
- 10:51Speaker 3: He does not slam me around. The mother said, is eleven.
- 10:53Speaker 5: Okay, So I got a six year old. What I've
- 10:56Speaker 5: been doing recently is I'm putting clown on my six
- 11:01Speaker 5: year old when he goes to school, and I'm asking
- 11:05Speaker 5: him when he comes home, is anybody comment on how
- 11:10Speaker 5: good you smell? He goes, no, I'm not getting anything.
- 11:12Speaker 5: So I had the parent teacher conference this week and
- 11:15Speaker 5: during the conference, I go, have you noticed how good
- 11:19Speaker 5: my son smells? And they're like, I'm sorry. I go, yeah,
- 11:25Speaker 5: you know, I'm putting a little Colonne on him. Was wondering,
- 11:27Speaker 5: you know, She's like, well, we're not really allowed to
- 11:29Speaker 5: comment on kids smells like I'm like, even if he
- 11:36Speaker 5: smells good, I mean, there's kids that smell awful. Growing
- 11:39Speaker 5: up in school, there's always that kid that came to
- 11:41Speaker 5: school with you know whatever, booger's hanging out of his
- 11:43Speaker 5: nose or what have you. But I'm like, come on,
- 11:45Speaker 5: this kid's coming to school, and you know, we dress
- 11:48Speaker 5: him up nice, we do his hair, And do you
- 11:51Speaker 5: think six years old is a little too young to
- 11:53Speaker 5: be wearing cologne? What do you think?
- 11:57Speaker 9: Do I think six years old is No, I don't
- 12:00Speaker 9: think that's too young to be wearing cologne. But I
- 12:02Speaker 9: can also understand why the teachers don't want to comment
- 12:04Speaker 9: on it.
- 12:04Speaker 1: I mean, ever since Pizzagate, you can't be too safe.
- 12:08Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know if six year old walks
- 12:10Speaker 5: in smell like John Paul Gutier, you gotta comment on it.
- 12:17Speaker 2: I don't have a problem, and I don't have a problem,
- 12:19Speaker 2: and I would say not to say that your kids stinks.
- 12:21Speaker 2: But some of these younger kids stink. Now like you
- 12:23Speaker 2: you go and you can tell that they not washing
- 12:25Speaker 2: good enough.
- 12:26Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I mean they just they look like they're
- 12:28Speaker 5: rolling out of bed right into the school. I don't know.
- 12:30Speaker 5: We kind of take our time with our kids and
- 12:32Speaker 5: make sure it looks.
- 12:34Speaker 9: The fatherhood changed the way you approach your comedy because
- 12:36Speaker 9: I know you use your family a lot and a
- 12:37Speaker 9: lot of your material.
- 12:38Speaker 5: Not really, but I mean it has. I'm extracting a
- 12:42Speaker 5: lot of humor out of being a parent, you know,
- 12:44Speaker 5: especially in today's day and age. Uh So, yeah, I
- 12:48Speaker 5: mean I'm always talking about what's going on in my
- 12:51Speaker 5: life in my comedy. So if I'm going, uh to
- 12:55Speaker 5: parent teacher conference, if I'm going to a soccer game
- 12:59Speaker 5: with my kids, I'm talking more about my health. Now,
- 13:02Speaker 5: how I seem to be breaking down? I can't do
- 13:05Speaker 5: what's fifty?
- 13:06Speaker 1: Man? You men breaking down?
- 13:09Speaker 5: I have? I have detached biceps, which I don't know
- 13:12Speaker 5: how that happened. What is that my biceps have detached?
- 13:17Speaker 5: I'll show you.
- 13:19Speaker 4: There's a lot of things going on. We mean, fifty fifty?
- 13:21Speaker 4: How old are you okay for another five years? You're
- 13:25Speaker 4: telling me how good you feel? Now here, see there's
- 13:28Speaker 4: like a hole in my bicep here.
- 13:31Speaker 7: Did you play sports?
- 13:33Speaker 2: No?
- 13:33Speaker 5: This is I woke up in there, and this is
- 13:36Speaker 5: woke up. I woke up out of it. He wasn't
- 13:38Speaker 5: working out trying to You thought I was doing biceps. No,
- 13:41Speaker 5: I woke up and I'm like, do I have a
- 13:43Speaker 5: hole in my bicep? So yeah, I don't know how
- 13:45Speaker 5: this happened. So yeah, this is what I'm talking about
- 13:48Speaker 5: breaking down.
- 13:49Speaker 1: Did you work out like a growing up?
- 13:51Speaker 5: Yeah? I used to. Yeah, of course it's working out
- 13:54Speaker 5: like a I used to work out, uh with no
- 13:57Speaker 5: shirt on.
- 13:58Speaker 1: I don't believe you.
- 14:04Speaker 5: Yeah. No, I used to work out a lot, but
- 14:06Speaker 5: now I can't work out as much as I used
- 14:08Speaker 5: to do to the fact that you know, and I
- 14:10Speaker 5: think this travel has killed my body too, and being
- 14:13Speaker 5: so physical on stage. I'm starting to see the effects
- 14:16Speaker 5: of of uh, of just getting a little bit older,
- 14:20Speaker 5: that's all I mean. I don't want to say that
- 14:23Speaker 5: like I'm a grandfather, all right, I'm just saying that, Biden,
- 14:31Speaker 5: I just can't do things that I used to do.
- 14:33Speaker 5: I played a basketball game the other day, like a
- 14:35Speaker 5: pick up basketball game. I felt like a hamstring was
- 14:38Speaker 5: gonna pop. So I mean, I you know I can't.
- 14:41Speaker 7: Isn't there a certain age where like you shouldn't do that?
- 14:44Speaker 5: Well, you're just this one's telling me a lot older.
- 14:48Speaker 8: Like No, I'm just saying I think you should steel
- 14:50Speaker 8: like workout and like be active. But like a pick
- 14:53Speaker 8: up basketball game. They get a little intense, and you
- 14:56Speaker 8: didn't like your biceps, And yeah.
- 14:59Speaker 5: Well, I I thought I was going to be available
- 15:02Speaker 5: to do that. But as I was doing it, and
- 15:04Speaker 5: it was only half court, it's not like we're sprinting
- 15:06Speaker 5: up and down.
- 15:06Speaker 7: The half court is better. But how did you feel.
- 15:09Speaker 3: You can still?
- 15:12Speaker 2: Barack Obama was playing basketball when he was in the
- 15:14Speaker 2: White House.
- 15:14Speaker 3: He was sixty five.
- 15:15Speaker 7: But that's different in his in the White House. It's
- 15:17Speaker 7: just him. It's not a random.
- 15:19Speaker 3: Playing pickup games.
- 15:20Speaker 7: Yeah, it's different. It's Barack Obama is in the White House.
- 15:24Speaker 7: How did you feel?
- 15:25Speaker 3: How did you push up?
- 15:26Speaker 8: I did basically seven with Lola. I counted in that video.
- 15:30Speaker 8: Y'all had me f y'all said five. How did you
- 15:32Speaker 8: feel when you were doing it?
- 15:34Speaker 5: I didn't feel good. I didn't remember the basket being
- 15:37Speaker 5: that high. Yeah, I couldn't. I couldn't really get a
- 15:39Speaker 5: good good Uh. A lot of air balls, a lot
- 15:43Speaker 5: of air balls. But yeah, I mean, listen, I'm trying
- 15:46Speaker 5: to keep you know, in shape, and uh, I'm just
- 15:49Speaker 5: having some issues with my body right now.
- 15:51Speaker 2: We talked about it. We talked about koldoscopies. We talked
- 15:53Speaker 2: about everything. Just did that recently too? Did you get
- 15:58Speaker 2: one us a lot at?
- 16:03Speaker 3: He went for a check up and the doctor said Ben,
- 16:06Speaker 3: but he did it.
- 16:06Speaker 8: You know.
- 16:06Speaker 1: I went for a sectomy.
- 16:08Speaker 9: I went to get a eect me consultation okay, and
- 16:11Speaker 9: left and ended up with a prospect.
- 16:13Speaker 8: He volunteers himself for it, like whenever they need to
- 16:15Speaker 8: just like figure new things.
- 16:16Speaker 5: Out and right over figure.
- 16:18Speaker 9: I wouldn't care if I needed to dowers one time
- 16:22Speaker 9: they went together, Can.
- 16:23Speaker 1: We talk about your back?
- 16:25Speaker 5: Why?
- 16:25Speaker 8: You just want to make him comfortable, so you can
- 16:28Speaker 8: you know, then dive open up a little bit.
- 16:31Speaker 5: Yeah. So I just went and it was wondering. It
- 16:38Speaker 5: was just wonderful. No, I was. I was shocked. I've
- 16:40Speaker 5: never been put down like that on a front and
- 16:43Speaker 5: all and uh so good it was.
- 16:46Speaker 9: It was we're talking about different things colons. Yeah, yeah
- 16:50Speaker 9: that we had that too.
- 16:51Speaker 1: I had that too. Talking about the prospect.
- 16:54Speaker 8: Oh I was he was great, Yeah, it was great, No,
- 17:00Speaker 8: I was.
- 17:01Speaker 1: The drugs, it was fantastic.
- 17:02Speaker 5: Yeah, the drugs. I thought I thought the drug was beautiful.
- 17:05Speaker 5: But as I was going under, uh, there was a
- 17:09Speaker 5: nurse there and she goes, oh, I'm a I'm a
- 17:12Speaker 5: big fan, right, And I'm like what and she's like, yeah,
- 17:17Speaker 5: I saw you at the forum in Los Angeles and
- 17:20Speaker 5: I going, now you're going to see up my And
- 17:21Speaker 5: I'm like, you know, it's like, I don't really want
- 17:24Speaker 5: to hear that as I'm going under, but yeah, I
- 17:28Speaker 5: thought yeah, and I'm like you, I'm very preventive, you know.
- 17:32Speaker 5: I think a lot of times when it comes to health,
- 17:34Speaker 5: people react to their health rather than you know, go
- 17:37Speaker 5: through the preventative measures. So I'm I'm into testing. I
- 17:41Speaker 5: like going in for not I don't like going in
- 17:43Speaker 5: for tests, but I'd rather know early rather than you know,
- 17:47Speaker 5: my biggest fear is going to the doctor and they're
- 17:49Speaker 5: giving me pamphlets and going you know, you're you're you're
- 17:53Speaker 5: gonna die soon. So I'd rather know before.
- 17:56Speaker 2: Now we go week well, not together, but that sounds crazy.
- 17:59Speaker 2: But for every little thing that we hear about, we
- 18:01Speaker 2: go to the doctor. If somebody dies, going to the doctor.
- 18:04Speaker 2: If there's a heart problem with somebody, I'm going to
- 18:05Speaker 2: check my heart.
- 18:06Speaker 5: That's how.
- 18:08Speaker 9: The bathto' starting to question whether you really got kids.
- 18:10Speaker 9: I think you gay on you to be honest.
- 18:15Speaker 5: Are you a hypercontract? I mean, do you think you're
- 18:17Speaker 5: gonna die soon? No?
- 18:18Speaker 2: But you know, sometimes you'll see a sign and yeah,
- 18:21Speaker 2: like let me check this out just to make sure.
- 18:23Speaker 2: Like somebody will die out of nowhere, and I want
- 18:25Speaker 2: to know why they die and.
- 18:26Speaker 9: You look at their age like fifty, Like wait, forty five,
- 18:29Speaker 9: I want to know what happened.
- 18:30Speaker 5: Okay. So if you hear that somebody passes away and
- 18:34Speaker 5: they're around your age and they die of diabetes or whatever,
- 18:39Speaker 5: you're going to get fail you You're going to get
- 18:41Speaker 5: checked the next day, gotcha? Okay? So if nobody dies,
- 18:45Speaker 5: you're good. You don't check nothing.
- 18:48Speaker 3: I don't check that somebody dies checking everything.
- 18:51Speaker 1: Now you come, You're you're Italian?
- 18:53Speaker 5: Right.
- 18:53Speaker 9: Italian families they got their own universal characters, right, Like
- 18:56Speaker 9: which family member gave you the best comedy material without
- 18:59Speaker 9: even trying.
- 19:00Speaker 5: My father was very, very funny growing up. He was
- 19:03Speaker 5: he's a hairdresser. He still is, seventy nine years old.
- 19:05Speaker 5: He still doing hair. Wow. He was a bit of
- 19:08Speaker 5: a comedian, but his audience was the people that he
- 19:11Speaker 5: was doing in the chairs, So he had kind of
- 19:13Speaker 5: a captive audience for an hour doing a dye job,
- 19:16Speaker 5: a haircut or what have you. So he was he's
- 19:19Speaker 5: a big personality. My mother is funny too, and my sister.
- 19:23Speaker 5: But my father is a character in himself. He came
- 19:26Speaker 5: here when he was fifteen years old from Sicily, and
- 19:29Speaker 5: he kind of brought some of that kind of immigrant
- 19:32Speaker 5: mentality into kind of raising us. And yeah, we always
- 19:38Speaker 5: we always felt like he was the funniest one in
- 19:40Speaker 5: the family.
- 19:41Speaker 1: Well got him into being a hairdresser, was he.
- 19:44Speaker 5: His father was a barber in Sicily, and then he
- 19:47Speaker 5: he likes to be called a stylist. He doesn't like
- 19:50Speaker 5: to be called a barber because he he creates style.
- 19:56Speaker 7: He did some stuff with Robert de Naro too.
- 19:59Speaker 5: Yeah, he de Niro played my father in a movie
- 20:02Speaker 5: that I co wrote, and then my father was teaching
- 20:07Speaker 5: de Niro on set how to do like blowouts and
- 20:10Speaker 5: die jobs, which I'm sitting here watching this going. I
- 20:13Speaker 5: would never thought in a million years that my dad
- 20:16Speaker 5: would be teaching de Niro hair tips, you know. But
- 20:20Speaker 5: de Niro wanted to know how to do hair, how
- 20:23Speaker 5: do you hold the comb? You know. He was very
- 20:26Speaker 5: interested in how my dad did things, so he could
- 20:29Speaker 5: portray my father in the movie very in an authentic way,
- 20:33Speaker 5: and he even wanted to spend time with my dad
- 20:35Speaker 5: while de Niro was doing a movie in Oklahoma, and
- 20:38Speaker 5: he's like, I need your father to come down to
- 20:40Speaker 5: Oklahoma for three or four days spend some time with me. Now,
- 20:43Speaker 5: I call my dad. I go, Dad, de Niro needs
- 20:45Speaker 5: you to come to Oklahoma. And my Dad's like, Oklahoma,
- 20:49Speaker 5: I got to work, you know. I'm like, de Niro's
- 20:52Speaker 5: calling you to Oklahoma. He's like, well, who's going to
- 20:55Speaker 5: do my clients? So I'm like, oh my god, So
- 20:57Speaker 5: my dad, and my dad's wondered how much he's gonna
- 20:59Speaker 5: get hate to do this. I go, Dad, just go,
- 21:02Speaker 5: and you know, teach de Niro what you know? So
- 21:06Speaker 5: it was, it was, it was. It was a cool,
- 21:09Speaker 5: cool feeling to have my dad kind of like teaching
- 21:11Speaker 5: Robert de Niro how to be him.
- 21:13Speaker 1: So you had the freshest haircuts growing up.
- 21:15Speaker 5: I don't think so necessarily. I I had a mullet,
- 21:20Speaker 5: which I thought was beautiful, and then I permed out
- 21:23Speaker 5: my mullet in the back. I did a perm job
- 21:26Speaker 5: because I played soccer, and when playing soccer, you needed
- 21:29Speaker 5: your hair to like when you headed the ball, you
- 21:31Speaker 5: needed it to like flow. So but I don't know.
- 21:36Speaker 5: I don't know if I had the best haircuts because
- 21:39Speaker 5: my hair is really colicky and it doesn't like lay right.
- 21:43Speaker 5: But yeah, hair was really big growing up in our house. Yeah,
- 21:49Speaker 5: my son has beautiful hair. I don't know who he's
- 21:52Speaker 5: taken after, but his hair is thick and nice. My
- 21:56Speaker 5: hair is kind of thin.
- 21:58Speaker 3: What did your parents say when you wanted to become
- 21:59Speaker 3: a comedian?
- 22:01Speaker 5: Very supportive. I mean you would think the opposite, coming
- 22:03Speaker 5: from like a traditional Italian family, that they would be like,
- 22:06Speaker 5: you know, because we were just talking about this, The
- 22:08Speaker 5: entertainment business used to be something you were like, you're
- 22:13Speaker 5: going into the entertainment what are you crazy? There's no
- 22:16Speaker 5: health insurance. Nobody did like entertainment where I came from.
- 22:21Speaker 5: Now everybody's got a you know, a microphone and an
- 22:24Speaker 5: iPhone and right, it's just like there's no like in baseball,
- 22:30Speaker 5: there is the farm system where you come up and
- 22:33Speaker 5: then you be a pro. But now in entertainment it
- 22:37Speaker 5: just seems like you got a camera, you got you
- 22:40Speaker 5: gotta show, you know, And I don't know is that
- 22:43Speaker 5: a good thing. I don't know. I'm more of a traditionalist,
- 22:46Speaker 5: I guess, looking for more of like you kind of
- 22:50Speaker 5: have to work your way up to it rather than
- 22:53Speaker 5: just I don't know, I don't know. It just seems
- 22:55Speaker 5: like it's it's easy now.
- 22:57Speaker 1: And it makes the world one big reality show.
- 22:59Speaker 9: And you're, like you said it, everybody's walking around with
- 23:01Speaker 9: a microphone and the camera and they think we're extras
- 23:04Speaker 9: in their goddamn show.
- 23:06Speaker 1: Like I hate that.
- 23:07Speaker 2: Yeah, no stereotypes ever ball to you, because there's so
- 23:10Speaker 2: many Italian stereotypes.
- 23:12Speaker 3: Did that ever bother you growing up? Or when you
- 23:14Speaker 3: do your count.
- 23:15Speaker 5: You know, you get like the whole mob thing, you know,
- 23:17Speaker 5: oh what are you and the mob? Or what are you?
- 23:20Speaker 5: Oh your father's and the mafia? So I mean I
- 23:23Speaker 5: just think that's from like people seeing Italians and movies
- 23:26Speaker 5: and whatnot. It's not like I got upset about that.
- 23:29Speaker 5: I mean there's some people that do the you know, hey,
- 23:32Speaker 5: you know that that that gets a little, you know,
- 23:34Speaker 5: under my skin. I don't necessarily I'm not the AO guy,
- 23:38Speaker 5: although you know sometimes that creeps out and doing stand up.
- 23:42Speaker 1: But Phonsie and Andrew Dice Clay, is.
- 23:45Speaker 5: That is that is that who started started that they.
- 23:49Speaker 3: Went on with all the Italian movies, sopranos and all that, just.
- 23:52Speaker 1: But they were cool.
- 23:53Speaker 9: Like when you look at Phonzie now compared to like
- 23:56Speaker 9: the guys on good Fellas, it's like, who was this cobo?
- 24:03Speaker 5: Yeah, but like Phonsie growing up was like we didn't
- 24:06Speaker 5: really have anything else to compare Phonzie too. I mean,
- 24:09Speaker 5: Phonzie wore a leather jacket and he put the juke
- 24:12Speaker 5: box on with his fist, and anytime Phonzie came into
- 24:15Speaker 5: the sea and you just knew it was everything was
- 24:17Speaker 5: gonna be okay. But yeah, I mean the stereotypes are there.
- 24:21Speaker 5: They necessarily don't really bother me with Henry Winkler really Italian, No,
- 24:26Speaker 5: it's Jewish.
- 24:28Speaker 8: I just I looked up Italian stereotypes of envy said that,
- 24:32Speaker 8: and Italians are always late.
- 24:33Speaker 7: That's the thing.
- 24:35Speaker 5: No. I lived by the motto of punctuality is the
- 24:40Speaker 5: prince of politeness. I'm always early for anything.
- 24:44Speaker 1: You said, No, I think that's yours.
- 24:53Speaker 5: Well, are are all you on time? Like, generally speaking,
- 24:56Speaker 5: are you on time? Good question?
- 25:00Speaker 7: We have CPT color people time.
- 25:02Speaker 8: So depending on what I know what I'm saying, I
- 25:06Speaker 8: know what I'm saying. It depends what time are you
- 25:08Speaker 8: talking about the real time of our time? Like, okay,
- 25:13Speaker 8: you're late into your fashion, be late. There's two types of.
- 25:15Speaker 2: Show started five wants to show to start at five
- 25:17Speaker 2: or five, so it starts at six.
- 25:20Speaker 5: Six six, and so you come in late.
- 25:24Speaker 1: Not all the time.
- 25:25Speaker 5: I try not.
- 25:26Speaker 9: It's not like I'll purposely try to get here late.
- 25:29Speaker 9: But you know, shit happens in New York. It's a
- 25:30Speaker 9: garbage truck, I can and you know, in the morning,
- 25:32Speaker 9: it's a game of interest, So one little thing.
- 25:34Speaker 7: Can throw you what happens in the morning.
- 25:36Speaker 1: Shut you sell a lot arenas do I do?
- 25:41Speaker 5: And I'm always on time?
- 25:46Speaker 1: What part of success still feels strange to you?
- 25:50Speaker 5: I think the money part of it is uh tough
- 25:55Speaker 5: for me to deal with, just because I grew up
- 25:58Speaker 5: in a middle class family and there's been no one
- 26:02Speaker 5: that really that in my life, in my like immediate family,
- 26:06Speaker 5: that could I could go to questions about money because
- 26:09Speaker 5: they they they're not living the life that I'm living.
- 26:13Speaker 5: So and I always think that this is going to
- 26:16Speaker 5: end tomorrow. You know, I'm like a saverer, so I'm
- 26:20Speaker 5: not like spending a lot of money on things. I'm
- 26:25Speaker 5: always like preparing for my tongue to fall out. So
- 26:29Speaker 5: I grew up in a very negative type of family
- 26:31Speaker 5: where any type of positivity was looked upon like it's
- 26:34Speaker 5: going to end or you know, you know what I'm saying.
- 26:36Speaker 5: So I don't know if you guys feel that way,
- 26:38Speaker 5: If this you feel like, oh, are people going to
- 26:40Speaker 5: be listening tomorrow? You know I always go through like
- 26:43Speaker 5: people going to buy a ticket to come see me
- 26:45Speaker 5: the next time I come to New York City. Anyhow,
- 26:48Speaker 5: you talk to people like, oh, yeah, you know you're
- 26:49Speaker 5: fine and don't worry about it this, and then I'm
- 26:52Speaker 5: constantly worried about very very I put a lot of
- 26:54Speaker 5: pressure on myself to deliver when I do these stand
- 26:57Speaker 5: up comedy shows because you know, I always look think
- 27:00Speaker 5: about it, this could be my last show.
- 27:02Speaker 1: No, I agree with you, and especially if you've been
- 27:03Speaker 1: broke like I've been broke broke. You know, I've been fired.
- 27:06Speaker 9: Four times from radio, you had to collect unemployment checked.
- 27:08Speaker 9: When you've had that feeling, you don't take nothing for granted.
- 27:11Speaker 9: Y you know, I save everything.
- 27:13Speaker 5: Yeah, because you just never know, never know, you never know,
- 27:15Speaker 5: So very very cautious about spending.
- 27:20Speaker 9: What surprised you most about Hollywood versus stand up?
- 27:25Speaker 5: So like what the TV and film?
- 27:26Speaker 1: Yeah, like when you did the movie with Roberts Denarro
- 27:29Speaker 1: about my father.
- 27:30Speaker 9: Like, I know a lot of comedians that don't like
- 27:32Speaker 9: to do movies and TV shows because they hate the
- 27:34Speaker 9: whole hurry up and waiting.
- 27:36Speaker 5: Yeah, it's tough. It's tough. I don't necessarily like the
- 27:39Speaker 5: TV and film world just because of that. It's like,
- 27:43Speaker 5: you're there for twelve fifteen hours. You're sitting there waiting
- 27:47Speaker 5: for a cloud to move so you could say a
- 27:49Speaker 5: couple of lines. It's a little frustrating, especially as a comedian,
- 27:52Speaker 5: where you're getting immediate reaction, you're going out, you're performing,
- 27:56Speaker 5: you're right there, you know whether or not you're funny
- 27:58Speaker 5: or not, and it's an hour and a half. So yeah,
- 28:00Speaker 5: I wouldn't have a problem doing stand up comedy the
- 28:03Speaker 5: rest of my life. The TV and film thing is
- 28:06Speaker 5: it's fun. I mean, I just did a show called
- 28:08Speaker 5: Bookie which lasted for two seasons, which I really enjoyed
- 28:11Speaker 5: playing a bookie in Los Angeles, and that I had
- 28:14Speaker 5: fun with because it was run really really tight. Chuck
- 28:17Speaker 5: LORI was was the writer on that, and he knew
- 28:21Speaker 5: exactly what he wanted and it moved quite fast. And
- 28:24Speaker 5: when you're doing comedy, it's all about a pacing. But yeah,
- 28:28Speaker 5: stand up is king. You can't you can't be going
- 28:30Speaker 5: out and doing stand up comedy for a live audience
- 28:33Speaker 5: every night. Yeah.
- 28:34Speaker 9: I saw you say that you thought Bookies could go
- 28:35Speaker 9: on for a couple of more seasons.
- 28:37Speaker 5: Oh, I mean I was ready for you know, five
- 28:39Speaker 5: six seasons, but you know, people had other plans with
- 28:43Speaker 5: the show, so I was trying to get it back
- 28:46Speaker 5: up on the air, but I don't know, it's not
- 28:48Speaker 5: looking good.
- 28:49Speaker 1: How did you convince Robert de Niro to be your father?
- 28:52Speaker 5: You know, I worked with de Niro on The Irishman,
- 28:55Speaker 5: so people thought I had like a connection to de Niro,
- 28:57Speaker 5: like we were like talking on the phone, which was
- 28:59Speaker 5: not the case at all. Someone that was a producer
- 29:03Speaker 5: on about My Father got him the script. He read
- 29:05Speaker 5: it this is over COVID, and he's like really liked
- 29:08Speaker 5: it and wanted to have it read out loud with
- 29:12Speaker 5: a bunch of actors. So we came to New York,
- 29:13Speaker 5: we read it out loud, and then you know, a
- 29:16Speaker 5: couple of weeks later said yeah, no, I'm ready to
- 29:18Speaker 5: do I you know, it was a dream to get him,
- 29:21Speaker 5: but we didn't think we were going to get him
- 29:24Speaker 5: in the movie. But yeah, he ended up signing on
- 29:26Speaker 5: the next thing. You know, We're in Alabama for nine
- 29:28Speaker 5: weeks knocking out this movie, which didn't really have that
- 29:32Speaker 5: good of a time doing because I was a little
- 29:36Speaker 5: I was nervous. I mean, I'm I'm working with arguably
- 29:38Speaker 5: one of the greatest actors of our time, and I'm
- 29:40Speaker 5: sitting here going I've never really worked on a movie
- 29:43Speaker 5: soup to nuts and being the star. So I had
- 29:47Speaker 5: a lot of anxiety during during that movie, but learned
- 29:50Speaker 5: a lot from working with him.
- 29:51Speaker 1: Would learn.
- 29:53Speaker 5: He's all about doing business while he's acting. And I
- 29:58Speaker 5: generally was like, okay, you stay, stay here, you say
- 30:01Speaker 5: your lines. But he was always active, Like we were
- 30:04Speaker 5: packing a suitcase and he was you know, he was
- 30:06Speaker 5: packing the suitcase. He was he was concerned about what
- 30:09Speaker 5: toiletry is was he was going to be packing. And
- 30:11Speaker 5: I learned if you're acting while you're doing something, it's
- 30:15Speaker 5: a lot more natural than just kind of sitting there
- 30:17Speaker 5: and saying the line. So always looking for something to do,
- 30:21Speaker 5: and then I had a cry at the end of
- 30:24Speaker 5: the movie which I couldn't get to crying. I did
- 30:26Speaker 5: the two takes with him, and I actually asked him.
- 30:28Speaker 5: I said, I'm having a hard time with this, and
- 30:31Speaker 5: he's like, well, I think of my son when I'm
- 30:35Speaker 5: doing this scene with you, I'm thinking of my son.
- 30:37Speaker 5: And he actually started to cry talking about his son.
- 30:41Speaker 5: And then I started to cry watching him cry, and
- 30:43Speaker 5: I go, I got to use this. And then we
- 30:45Speaker 5: started in the scene and I was already emotional. So
- 30:48Speaker 5: just getting to places that I didn't think I could
- 30:50Speaker 5: get to, I stole from him or he helped me with.
- 30:54Speaker 5: So yeah, it was I took that into other experiences
- 30:57Speaker 5: moving forward and acting in TV film films.
- 31:01Speaker 1: Do you feel famous?
- 31:03Speaker 5: Uh? No, here, I'll give you an example this this
- 31:06Speaker 5: past weekend. Yeah, And I'm like, are they even gonna
- 31:12Speaker 5: know who who he's spoofing? Or do they think this
- 31:16Speaker 5: is a character that he's he's introducing. So no, I
- 31:21Speaker 5: don't think I don't know. No, I don't think. I
- 31:25Speaker 5: don't I don't I don't behave famous, I don't I
- 31:27Speaker 5: don't walk around with a lot of people, you know,
- 31:29Speaker 5: it's not like I'm you know, it's just me and
- 31:32Speaker 5: Soca coming in here. I'm sure you have people that
- 31:34Speaker 5: come in here with a large group of people no reason.
- 31:38Speaker 1: But absolutely positively I.
- 31:40Speaker 5: See this show. I mean it's like who's who's the guest?
- 31:43Speaker 5: You know, said to take people behind the guy. But no,
- 31:48Speaker 5: I've always kind of kept it low key, and no,
- 31:51Speaker 5: I don't I don't feel I don't feel famous at all.
- 31:55Speaker 9: How do you feel when you saw this sketch when
- 31:56Speaker 9: it was like in real time? Did people hit you
- 31:59Speaker 9: up there?
- 31:59Speaker 5: No, I was doing show. They actually asked me to
- 32:01Speaker 5: be a part of it. They call me Thursday and
- 32:04Speaker 5: said we would love to have you come in at
- 32:07Speaker 5: the end. But unfortunately I was going to be in
- 32:09Speaker 5: Palm Springs doing a show, so I couldn't get out
- 32:11Speaker 5: of that. But when I did see it on the
- 32:14Speaker 5: way home from that, I was, I was, I was
- 32:17Speaker 5: flattered that that that they did that, and and it
- 32:19Speaker 5: was funny. I mean it was funny. It was very
- 32:21Speaker 5: over exaggerated body movements, and uh, it was it was
- 32:26Speaker 5: fun to see. And I've never hosted the show, so yeah,
- 32:30Speaker 5: I mean I got more traction on that that skit
- 32:34Speaker 5: then I've gotten in any skit that I've ever been in.
- 32:38Speaker 5: I mean, there was more like heat around the that
- 32:41Speaker 5: video than any video that I've been in personally, So
- 32:44Speaker 5: it was it was nice to see and I'm a
- 32:47Speaker 5: big fan of that guy, Marcelo. I think he's definitely
- 32:49Speaker 5: going places.
- 32:50Speaker 1: How did they never had you host the show?
- 32:52Speaker 5: You sound like my dad. I don't know. I've never
- 32:57Speaker 5: been asked, and I would love to do it. Hopefully
- 33:00Speaker 5: this this, this, this will get me on who knows,
- 33:04Speaker 5: but yeah, I would love to do it.
- 33:06Speaker 9: How do you decide what's okay to talk about on
- 33:07Speaker 9: stage when it comes to family or does everybody automatically
- 33:11Speaker 9: content and they know it.
- 33:13Speaker 5: I had to only ask my mother in law if
- 33:15Speaker 5: it was okay to do a joke about her husband
- 33:18Speaker 5: dying because no, no, no, this is actually the grave site.
- 33:28Speaker 5: They they bought plots together, right, and then her husband
- 33:34Speaker 5: died and then she remarried. So when we went to
- 33:37Speaker 5: go see my wife's father, I was looking at the
- 33:41Speaker 5: other grave, which was for my mother in law, and
- 33:45Speaker 5: the joke was is my mother in law going to
- 33:48Speaker 5: get buried with the original husband or is she going
- 33:52Speaker 5: to get buried next to the husband she has. Now.
- 33:56Speaker 5: I thought I thought it was a little sensitive to
- 33:58Speaker 5: be talking about that, but she's like, no, No, everybody's
- 34:00Speaker 5: been really really gracious about being a part of my act.
- 34:05Speaker 5: And I'm not really malicious when I talk about people
- 34:08Speaker 5: in my act. It's the kind of tongue in cheek.
- 34:10Speaker 5: It's very you know, it's coming from a good place.
- 34:14Speaker 5: So yeah, they've been My wife in particular, has been
- 34:16Speaker 5: really really supportive. My mother is wondering why she's not
- 34:20Speaker 5: in the act. More so, she's a bit offended that
- 34:24Speaker 5: she's not. She's like, why are you always talking about
- 34:26Speaker 5: your dad? I'm funny. I'm like, damn, it's just the
- 34:30Speaker 5: way it is. You know, if you do something that
- 34:32Speaker 5: I think should be in the act, that's not like
- 34:34Speaker 5: I'm I also want to like protect my mom. I
- 34:36Speaker 5: don't know, there's something about like not talking about my
- 34:40Speaker 5: mom on stage. I think my dad. My dad loves it.
- 34:42Speaker 5: My dad's like, you know, talk about being famous. He
- 34:45Speaker 5: thinks he's famous. He goes into a restaurant and he's like,
- 34:48Speaker 5: they don't know me. I go with it. Why would dad?
- 34:52Speaker 5: So yeah, he loves when people come up to him
- 34:55Speaker 5: and oh are you Subastian's father, so he's kind of
- 34:57Speaker 5: relishing in the moment.
- 34:58Speaker 1: Do you write jokes abounch of mone, you just don't
- 35:00Speaker 1: use them.
- 35:01Speaker 5: I don't live. My process is not really writing. It's
- 35:04Speaker 5: just more like i'll recant a story that I lived.
- 35:07Speaker 5: But yeah, with my mother, I don't know what it is.
- 35:09Speaker 5: It's just sometimes she makes me laugh. But I never
- 35:13Speaker 5: kind of put her in the act for for whatever
- 35:15Speaker 5: the reason, I don't know. But there's a few things
- 35:18Speaker 5: that are happening now that might make the act.
- 35:23Speaker 3: You see, you can't wait to check it out. It
- 35:25Speaker 3: ain't right. Comedy Special comes to Hulu this Friday to
- 35:28Speaker 3: twenty first, make sure you go check it out. Thank
- 35:30Speaker 3: you for joining us to say thanks.
- 35:31Speaker 5: For having me sharing your audience with me.
- 35:33Speaker 9: I really do appreciate you're not old.
- 35:38Speaker 7: Pick pickup games. I'm sorry.
- 35:41Speaker 5: I can play pickup games. I do not have biceps,
- 35:45Speaker 5: although I am playing padel or paddle your friend Schultz.
- 35:51Speaker 5: We have a thing now and next time I'm in
- 35:53Speaker 5: town and I have some time, we're gonna we're gonna play.
- 35:56Speaker 5: I don't know how good he is, but we'll.
- 35:58Speaker 9: See claims to be like the chance. I don't know
- 36:00Speaker 9: what the title is with like the Grand Champion. He's
- 36:02Speaker 9: like a professional.
- 36:03Speaker 5: Now is he a professional paddle?
- 36:05Speaker 1: He's a pro paddle.
- 36:06Speaker 5: Oh, he's a pronoun. Okay, I didn't know he was.
- 36:09Speaker 1: I gotta pro now that his pronoun?
- 36:11Speaker 5: Now, yeah, yeah, yeah, I didn't know he was a
- 36:15Speaker 5: professional padal So, I don't know. I got a Sicilian
- 36:19Speaker 5: slice that i'd like to see if he could return,
- 36:22Speaker 5: we'll see. That sounds crazy like a slice on the ball.
- 36:26Speaker 2: You're I just I don't know that, all right, the bastards.
- 36:34Speaker 3: All right, it's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
- 36:36Speaker 6: I don't know, every day a week ago.
- 36:38Speaker 1: Click yours up the Breakfast Club. Finish, y'all done it.