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Fandomonium - James Bond - Name, Team Name vs Testes Galore · Fandomonium! A Fandom Comedy Game Show

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  Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to Pandemonium, the pop culture game show
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  Speaker 1: that shines a spotlight onto everyone's favorite fandoms. I'm your
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  Speaker 1: games master and person with a prosthetic hand because Ian
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  Speaker 1: Fleming hated people with physical disabilities, Matt Watson. But a
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  Speaker 1: games master needs games and games need players, so please
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  Speaker 1: welcome first. He's a comic book writer and artist. Read
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  Speaker 1: Space Oddities on Drive Through Comics. He's a product of
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  Speaker 1: the eighties who leaves us wanting more. Roger Moore. It's
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  Speaker 1: John Williams. Hello, Thank for having me, Thank you for
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  Speaker 1: being here. John. And she is a podcaster and comedian
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  Speaker 1: who wants you to send your muses to Gateleapers at
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  Speaker 1: gmail dot com. She's a product of the nineties who
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  Speaker 1: pierced My Heart. Pis Brosnan. It's Audra Stevenson.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, it is I.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the podcast. John, Welcome, Audra. How are you
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  Speaker 1: both doing wonderful?
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  Speaker 3: Uh huh, I'm doing great. It's a good crew and
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  Speaker 3: we're gonna have some great time with James Bond.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good good day to die comically.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, didn't know that's what was gonna happen.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, we'll see how the jokes land.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Well, first off, John Williams, John Williams, as your name
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  Speaker 1: appears video for the For the viewers, you you're a
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  Speaker 1: fan of James Bond. You must be a fan of
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  Speaker 1: James Bond.
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  Speaker 4: I am a colossal fan of James Bond. I love
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  Speaker 4: the series. I've loved it since I was a little
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  Speaker 4: wee lad. I just eat it up. I've got a
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  Speaker 4: love for it that that ignores all of the problematic
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  Speaker 4: tendency that that there are these days. But you know,
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  Speaker 4: I give it all. I love it, you know, doctor
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  Speaker 4: no no time to die like. I'll watch any of
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  Speaker 4: them anytime.
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  Speaker 1: Nice and I won't test if you know all the
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  Speaker 1: ones in between it as well, but a good knowledge
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  Speaker 1: of the two.
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  Speaker 4: I just took a test recently. I got them almost
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  Speaker 4: in in release order. There were Roger Moore is a
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  Speaker 4: little muddy for me. He's he's not he's not my.
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  Speaker 1: My top not the George laz and b one. That's
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  Speaker 1: how good he is.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that is a wonderful movie.
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  Speaker 1: Oh George, a forgotten Bond George. Okay, So, Audrey, you
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  Speaker 1: must be pretty glad to hear that that John's a
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  Speaker 1: pretty big Bond fan. Right, Yes, I.
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  Speaker 2: Have seen some Bonds.
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  Speaker 3: I have seen them like any girl who could sing
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  Speaker 3: at that era? Boy did I sing the ship out
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  Speaker 3: of the skyfall theme?
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  Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely nice. So you'll no Le of Bond is Adele's Skyfold.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, it's better than your only knowledge being Madonna's Die
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  Speaker 4: Another Day. Oh yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 1: That is true. Where a misstep for Bond and for Madonna.
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  Speaker 1: Oh good, I think you'll be a good balanced team.
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  Speaker 1: It's good that there's as a James Bond fan and yeah, John,
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  Speaker 1: it's look, there are elements now that are problematic, but
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  Speaker 1: it's the sentence that will use a lot this recording.
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  Speaker 1: It's a product of its time. Okay, great, Well you
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  Speaker 1: will need some opponents because that is tradition, So let's
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  Speaker 1: meet them. He is a comic book writer and podcaster
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  Speaker 1: Listen to Geek Exploration, where all good podcasts are found.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't have a great track record on this show,
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  Speaker 1: but I'll never Dalton doubt him. Timothy Dalton. It's Ben Robinson.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, glad to be here.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for being here, Ben, And he's an artist and
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  Speaker 1: now officially a commite He would like you to come
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  Speaker 1: and see the gate Leapers Live Show on May twenty fourth,
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  Speaker 1: and he's always craigging me up. Craig Like, how you
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  Speaker 1: all say Daniel Craig, you say Craig, it's Jason Wynn. Hello, Hello, Jason,
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  Speaker 1: thank you for being here, Thank you for being here.
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  Speaker 5: Suited. You're buttoned up for Bond. I'm buttoned up for Bond.
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  Speaker 5: I haven't worn a suit since Matt Noger's wedding.
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  Speaker 2: It's looking good.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. I don't do this for interviews. I don't
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  Speaker 1: do this for my job.
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  Speaker 4: Suit.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck you. Hey, it's still fits. That's great, it's great.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good time.
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  Speaker 5: My wedding dress does not. But yeah, I look more
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  Speaker 5: like a sports guester. I realize that now, But the
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  Speaker 5: vibes are here, and I'm excited.
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  Speaker 1: Bond could be undercover as a sports caster.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he does it all.
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  Speaker 1: So, Jason, you're a fan of fan of Bond as
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  Speaker 1: well as just dressing like him.
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  Speaker 5: I'm a fan of specifically of like Daniel Craig Bond,
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  Speaker 5: because I think that's definitely my Bond. I recently rewatched
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  Speaker 5: all the movies in in succession, in rapid succession, just
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  Speaker 5: Daniel Craig's ones Yeah, just Daniel Craig's ones. Uh, that's
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  Speaker 5: what I could handle.
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  Speaker 4: I just love that.
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  Speaker 5: He like, that's your that's your national hero, that's your
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  Speaker 5: guys is wy and he's yeah, like we have Superman
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  Speaker 5: and you have James Bond, specifically Daniel Craigs. James Bond.
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  Speaker 5: It's just a gorilla in a suit. He's a madman.
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  Speaker 5: I kind of fucking love it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like he's the American influenced Bond because the
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  Speaker 1: Bond films were so popular that they were like, oh
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  Speaker 1: my goodness, we've got to We've got to make him cool,
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  Speaker 1: like an American psychopath, like an American born born. Oh fantastic.
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  Speaker 1: So you're a Bond fan, but you only know the
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  Speaker 1: Craigs Craig Ben, Are you a Bond fan? Do you
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  Speaker 1: know more than the Craigs.
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  Speaker 6: I do know more than the Craigs, I'll give you that.
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  Speaker 6: If John's a fan, I'm a Bond enthusiast. Like I've
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  Speaker 6: seen all the movies, some of them many times. I
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  Speaker 6: watched James Bond Junior when I was a kid.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, is that real? And oh yeah, find it on YouTube.
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  Speaker 7: And I have not read any of the books. So
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  Speaker 7: like I like, I enjoy James Bond, like I love
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  Speaker 7: the movies. I enjoy watching the movies. They're a lot
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  Speaker 7: of fun, well most of.
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  Speaker 6: Them, and that's about it. Like I don't like, I
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  Speaker 6: don't dive into lore, I don't remember actors' names. I
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  Speaker 6: couldn't tell you which Bond girls came from what movies necessarily,
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  Speaker 6: So like I definitely had a deficit to John here.
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  Speaker 4: Glad you're on the other team.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well the round one might be rough, but after
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  Speaker 1: that will be okay.
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  Speaker 4: All right, well, you know, I mean, speaking of which,
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  Speaker 4: I did read the books and I did get your
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  Speaker 4: your reference up top with the one hand. Nice movies
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  Speaker 4: never uh never, well they did get they did have
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  Speaker 4: Felix get eaten by a shark, but he died in
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  Speaker 4: the movie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they certainly had some Oh.
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  Speaker 4: His wife died. I can't remember how when he gets
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  Speaker 4: eaten by shark. They just killed her.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, there's so much in knowledge being happening right now.
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  Speaker 1: Gosh Ian Fleming having complete disrespect for a female character.
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  Speaker 1: Never never, all right, Actually, just before we continue with this,
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  Speaker 1: this is a James Bond episode. So John and Ben,
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  Speaker 1: you are the captains as the white men on this podcast.
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  Speaker 1: That's just how James Bond works. Yeah, I don't make
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  Speaker 1: the rules. Okay, Teams, you've just arrived at m I
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  Speaker 1: six h Q see three PO. You stride into the offices,
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  Speaker 1: barging through security with the swagger and confidence of someone
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  Speaker 1: who has punched them, kissed a woman, and totaled the
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  Speaker 1: car all before breakfast. You approach m's desk and await
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  Speaker 1: your orders. It's me, I'm am, and for that dou
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  Speaker 1: below sevens? Yeah, you're all about sevens on average. I'd
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  Speaker 1: like each pair to come up with a Bond themed
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  Speaker 1: team name.
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  Speaker 4: Please.
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  Speaker 1: Let's start with John and Audra. What have you got?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you guys, I only have two because I realized
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  Speaker 3: my third one.
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  Speaker 2: I was trying to find a rhyme for pussy, but
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  Speaker 2: because there's gonna be something galore.
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  Speaker 1: But you want them now?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What are sussy? Bussy? Bussy? Galore is great?
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  Speaker 3: I mean for a new era. So the two that
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  Speaker 3: I have name team name.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's good, that's great.
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  Speaker 2: And I looked it up.
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  Speaker 3: Technically, he has a vodka martini shaken not stirred, which
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  Speaker 3: is which is called a vodka Bradford, Like there is
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  Speaker 3: a name like a Bradford is a martini that is shaken.
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  Speaker 4: Interesting, so just.
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  Speaker 2: The vodka Bradford's Oh that's good.
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  Speaker 4: I thought it was silly. I was. I remember even
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  Speaker 4: there was a bit on it on like an Oscar
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  Speaker 4: Show with Seth MacFarland where he's like shaking, not stert
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  Speaker 4: and he's like stirred, Like you've never Martin had a
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  Speaker 4: martini before? Have you?
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  Speaker 5: Like?
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  Speaker 4: This is martini? I don't know. One's a callback to
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  Speaker 4: Goonies with with data, the double O negatives. I've got
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  Speaker 4: the ass tons for Aston Martin. But I like it
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  Speaker 4: the thunderballs, the odd jobs, or the the powder blue
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  Speaker 4: terry cloth playsuits. I feel tough to say. I don't know,
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  Speaker 4: I like personally.
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  Speaker 3: Oh gosh, this is this is tough attempted by the
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  Speaker 3: power to blue. I am I'm so tempted place, but
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  Speaker 3: I just to save to save Matt from having to
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  Speaker 3: say the entire team name.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I am down to go for name, team name.
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  Speaker 4: Nice.
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  Speaker 1: Nice, And to be honest, it was John's call anyway,
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  Speaker 1: because he's the captain. Oh yeah, the relinquishing power.
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  Speaker 4: So we've got unaccustomed to it. Name team name.
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  Speaker 2: And you put the comma in.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, of course he's British.
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  Speaker 5: What do you I no punctuation the Oxford comma.
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  Speaker 1: It's a Cambridge comma. Actually sweet. So we've got name
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  Speaker 1: team name. That's a that's a great team name. Very matter.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 5: Let's find out who name team name will be facing Jason.
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  Speaker 5: So I started writing stuff down. I realized they're not
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  Speaker 5: good team names at all. I just love it was
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  Speaker 5: my favorite. That's pretty classic for me. Yeah, I just love.
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  Speaker 5: If I look at the list of James Bond movies,
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  Speaker 5: I think they get pretty asinine. And I started making
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  Speaker 5: some potential movie names like Die Today, Live Tomorrow, twelve Past, Die,
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  Speaker 5: Reservation for kill like that.
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  Speaker 1: It's what they sound like to me. But they're not
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  Speaker 1: good team names at all. You're not wrong. Thank the names.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't do I didn't use AI for that either.
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  Speaker 5: That was off the dome. Good for you, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 5: And then I have for an actual team name, I
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  Speaker 5: have the one time Convenient Gadgets, because it seems like
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  Speaker 5: any gadget that Q could be like, this gadget is
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  Speaker 5: for when it's only for sharks and when you're there
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  Speaker 5: it'll explode the shark's teeth, and it just so happens
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  Speaker 5: that that's exactly what Bond needs.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's foreshadowing.
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  Speaker 2: You as a divination.
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  Speaker 4: They work backwards, they they and then they're like, what
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  Speaker 4: gadget can we put in there? That's how they came
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  Speaker 4: up with a with a jacket that inflates if you
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  Speaker 4: get caught in an avalanche. Yeah, which became which became.
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  Speaker 6: A real thing. Yeah, so you can buy those now.
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  Speaker 3: And that's so cool because the number of sci fi
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  Speaker 3: things that like are invented just for sci fi and
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  Speaker 3: then people are like, that should be a real thing.
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  Speaker 3: It's good to know that Bond's doing that too.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. I can't wait for my laser lipstick and my
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  Speaker 5: jet pack.
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  Speaker 1: Always need a jet pack. Can't go anywhere without the
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  Speaker 1: jet pack. I So those those are some ideas, Jason,
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  Speaker 1: Those are nice, But Ben, do you have any ideas?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I've got a few.
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  Speaker 6: As usual, they are dick jokes and on my my
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  Speaker 6: terribleness of this game. So I've got the number one
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  Speaker 6: is Testy's Galore, Yes, the second one is the Octodons,
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  Speaker 6: and then I've got.
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  Speaker 4: We only win twice, and win another day. Nice.
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  Speaker 1: That's great man, yours are so good. Those those are
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  Speaker 1: full strong contenders.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, those are so good. I felt so strongly by
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  Speaker 5: the first one. I think that's Testes Galore.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, we've we've got more than they do.
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  Speaker 1: It's true, that's it's a galore.
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  Speaker 2: It's a comparative, narrative galore.
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  Speaker 5: You're going with Testes galore. Yeah, I think it will go.
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  Speaker 5: Good for the title and good to shout at the end.
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  Speaker 5: But that's not my choice. That's been choice.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, well, I mean that, you know, for only
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  Speaker 6: picking off my list, I'll let you pick.
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate that test I've never had to spell Testes before.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think is it is it? I E st No,
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  Speaker 1: it's t E s t oh it is just es
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  Speaker 1: ah yeah, yes.
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  Speaker 5: Jason's had to spell it a lot, a lot of checkups,
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  Speaker 5: a lot of googling.
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  Speaker 1: Why are there lumps?
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  Speaker 4: Umps?
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  Speaker 1: What is wrong with my one?
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  Speaker 4: Went up there and now it won't come back e
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  Speaker 4: A I n oh, wait, no, that's not part of Testes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh fantastic. We've got name team name versus Testes galore. Fantastic.
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  Speaker 1: All right, And if you're listening to this and thinking,
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  Speaker 1: the only bonds I know are the bonds of friendship.
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  Speaker 1: Shut up, you communist. Here's older with a little segment
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  Speaker 1: we like to call passing knowledge.
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  Speaker 3: James Bond is a fictional British secret service agent created
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  Speaker 3: in nineteen fifty three by writer Ian Fleming. While the character,
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  Speaker 3: also known by the code number double O seven, began
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  Speaker 3: in novels, it's been adapted for television, radio, comic strips,
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  Speaker 3: video games, and like twenty five films and I bet
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  Speaker 3: I'd probably like at least ten of them. The Bond
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  Speaker 3: films are known for classics by vibes, provided in large
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  Speaker 3: part by the soundtracks, many of which have been nominated
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  Speaker 3: for Academy Awards. They also are quite well known for
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  Speaker 3: their LGBTQ representation in the form of legit guns, badass transportation,
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  Speaker 3: and Q parentheses gadgets. But of course, James Bond could
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  Speaker 3: never do it all without the most important object of all,
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  Speaker 3: a woman. Bonds relationships with various women's.
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  Speaker 1: Women's Can we keep that in.
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  Speaker 3: Bond as relationships with various women who are popularly referred
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  Speaker 3: to as bond girls, from crime lord's daughters to actresses
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  Speaker 3: to assassins. A bond girl is always hot, and so
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  Speaker 3: are these games.
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  Speaker 2: Can we get them on ice shaken not stirred. Let's
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  Speaker 2: play pandemonium?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, thank you, Adra, Yes, I think we will shake
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  Speaker 1: these games up a bit. Oh oh boy, there's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be some chaos. But before we get to those games,
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  Speaker 1: I've asked each player to bring in a muse, something
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  Speaker 1: that inspires them or something they love from this particular fandom.
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  Speaker 1: James Bond is inspiring to me because it's a franchise
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  Speaker 1: that tells the world that if a British person is
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  Speaker 1: wearing a jacket, you better take them seriously. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: a serious guy. Okay, John, We'll start with you as
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  Speaker 1: the James Bond superfan. What's inspiring you from the world
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  Speaker 1: of Jimmy Bond?
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  Speaker 4: All right, well, anyone you are who who knows my
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  Speaker 4: uh my previous appearances on here, it won't come to
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  Speaker 4: as any shock that for me. It's the music anything
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  Speaker 4: from from Monte Norman and John Berry's original James Bond
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  Speaker 4: theme performed by by Vic Flick through. Uh well, I
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  Speaker 4: guess I already did from beginning to end, but I
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  Speaker 4: don't know you have Paul McCartney, You've got Shirley Bassie
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  Speaker 4: Duran Duran aha Adele, you know Billie Eilish. The the
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  Speaker 4: Bond themes are almost always amazing, and also the competitions
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  Speaker 4: by by John Barry up through the Living Daylights at least,
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  Speaker 4: and then oh my goodness, I'm my memory of the
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  Speaker 4: of the other composers. I know David Arnold was one
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  Speaker 4: of them, but just wait, wait not to know Steve
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  Speaker 4: Stevenson and uh Frank Franklin.
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  Speaker 1: I love that guy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but John Barry, the way he weaves the main
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  Speaker 4: theme into the uh, the soundtrack itself just always it
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  Speaker 4: always blows my mind. And like in certain cases like
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  Speaker 4: on Her Majesty's Secret Service or You Only Live Twice,
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  Speaker 4: like they are just absolute gorgeous melodies that that will
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  Speaker 4: that will like make you feel emotional. Like when I
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  Speaker 4: was watching No Time to Die and they were tying
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  Speaker 4: in on Her Majesty's Secret Service beats into there, especially
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  Speaker 4: at the end with like we have all the time
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  Speaker 4: in the world. It just like like I was sitting
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  Speaker 4: there in the theater like one of three people because
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  Speaker 4: it was still pretty uh pretty covid y, and I
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  Speaker 4: just I just burst into tears like that that stuff
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  Speaker 4: just just gets me. I absolutely love their you know,
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  Speaker 4: their their little the little steps they did. They'll they'll
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  Speaker 4: like mix those into all sorts of themes. I don't know,
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  Speaker 4: they're yeah, they're all very distinct, but they're all very
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  Speaker 4: Bond and they're beautiful and I love them.
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  Speaker 3: It's so cool because one of the things, like one
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  Speaker 3: of the main things that is that is so cool
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  Speaker 3: all about the Bond films whenever I do, whenever I
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  Speaker 3: have watched them, is the vibe of them. They are
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  Speaker 3: such a strong vibe, and I think some films that
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  Speaker 3: music kind of falls into the background of like like
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  Speaker 3: this is just kind of here to make sure that
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  Speaker 3: it's not silent. But the Bond music and the way
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  Speaker 3: that they use motifs transports you into bond Land.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: England, England, World, Bond England. But it's it is absolutely
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: next level the way that they use music.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Especially with the individual themes from whoever just a popular
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: artist is at the time. It keeps James Bond feeling
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: like it's current, but moving through the ages as well.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: It's almost like a timeline of music history.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I was listening to I just put on
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: a on a playlist on my way up here for
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: the record, and you know, there's just so oh, it's
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: so rare that anyone actually misses, Like I think the
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: Madonna one that I mentioned earlier, and then I wasn't
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: big on the Sam Smith one from a couple of
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: movies ago. But like, other than that, like they're they're
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: all pretty brilliant.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: When I was writing the monologue, I put on like
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: James Bond ambiance like in the background, and I was like,
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: I recognize all of this. This is absolutely iconic and
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: it is the exact vibe of James Bond.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah you feel it?
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, great, muse John always inspired by the music. But
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: it's a very inspirational thing, is music. All right, Let's
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: let's see what your name, team name, teammates. That's going
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: to be a confusing you good, We'll say, Audra, what's
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: inspiring you from James Bond?
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: I know I haven't I said, I haven't seen a ton,
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: but I am genuinely really inspired by this guy from
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: England protecting the from like large scale threats, has had
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: so many faces throughout time, has had like this has
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: been going on for an extended period of time, Like
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: he protects the world, but it is specific to England.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: I absolutely love Doctor Who.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: There are a lot of parallels there, but I that
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: was my bit.
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: Material.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: I was kind of hoping that I would like be
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: able to dry that bit out longer, but I just
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: didn't know.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: It's look if you if you're already you know the
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: sacred cow, and I'm allowed to take a slice of
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: beef for myself.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: We're vegetarians, and yet I use the metaphor.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: It is an interesting observation that you make that like
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Doctor Who and James Bond are the two franchises that
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: are known for like changing the face of the actor,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: and they both so happen to be the British, the
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: biggest British franchises. I wonder if there's something there about
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: us we get we get bored of people easily, or
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: we like the same stories and refuse to move on.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: It's more likely wanting those parallels but modernized, continually updated.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but someone has aged out or someone has died.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Uh huh.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Oh the other bit I was gonna say, this is
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: how comedy works. Yeah, yes, I was also gonna throw
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: in there that there was that one time there was
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: a Scottish one.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, true.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Since I'm breaking the rules of comedy.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: It works as a mess A bit well done, good muse,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: even if it is the wrong fandom. We will have
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: to do an episode on soon. I think mm hmm, okay,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: name team name. You have inspired me. But let's see
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: if I can be inspired by tests galore I always am.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Then what's inspiring you from the world of James Bond?
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: My muse is three measures of Gordon's gin. Yes, so
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: let's see one.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: As far went out in real time.
• 23:13
  Speaker 6: A quarter measure of a substitute for Quina lillette because
• 23:18
  Speaker 6: they don't make that anymore.
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: It's at nine am Pacific time, right for you guys,
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: it's ten thirty yeah, daylight savings right.
• 23:31
  Speaker 6: And then of course shaken might have been a little
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: bit too much.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Did you have a couple to practice.
• 23:43
  Speaker 6: Shaken in a Martini glass? Slice of lemon peel? Because
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: nothing says James Bond like drinking at ten am.
• 23:55
  Speaker 8: And now we know that's called a Bradford, which is
• 23:59
  Speaker 8: I want to mention crazy that that's like the thing
• 24:02
  Speaker 8: you're most famous for and it's just named after some
• 24:04
  Speaker 8: dickhead Bradford.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: It should be the vodka Bond.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: It should be.
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: Technically, it's referred to generally as the vesper because other
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: than a regular martini, it replaces the vermouth with vodka.
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: Because why not you.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: Took it a step further.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: I just looked up shaken martini and they were like,
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: that's a Bradford and then I did not look at it,
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: and I was like, I'll just throw vodka at the beginning.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: And just thing I just took the Google aiye resulted
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: in't you.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Google ai bartender?
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: You can't, Ben, That is a fantastic muse. I appreciate
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: the theater of it all. That's gonna sound amazing. Oh yeah,
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: and look, this is a safe space. This is the
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: bond space or tenth am. You can be drinking that
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: is allowed in the in the bond sphere. Mm hmm. Encouraged. Yeah,
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: we should all drink.
• 24:57
  Speaker 6: You might have already killed somebody embedded a woman. I
• 25:02
  Speaker 6: mean I was in bed with a woman not long ago.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: That's true. That's baller nice, very inspirational, Ben, thank you
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: so much. And last but not least, the of a
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: testy the left one or the right one. He decided
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: it's a real TwixT situation. What's inspiring you from Bond
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Jason Imposter syndrome. That's what's inspiring me, or should I
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: specify lack thereof, because what inspire is what really inspires me.
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: From the Bond franchise is Ian Fleming himself, Okay, a
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: man who propagates that this is exaggerations of his own life.
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: But from all accounts that I could find, there's no
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: evidence to point to that actually being true at all. Like,
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: at most he was maybe a Q or an M
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: he was part of, like the British military. I don't
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: even know if he was like an official ranking individual.
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: He could have been just a con, a civilian contractor. Uh,
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: like how you're a dressed.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: He's my muse, what can I say?
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: But also through my research, I found that potentially that
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: the actual James Bond character was inspirations from things that
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: he encountered in the war, not things he had actually done.
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: But also maybe based on his step cousin, Sir Christopher
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: Lee of the Sash. I did not know that they
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: were step cousins. I don't know if that's true. I
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: didn't google that very hard. Yeah, that's kind of fucking insane.
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: My muse should be Christopher Lee. No, no, no, No, can
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: my muse be Christopher Lee? Why Chris Real Lee all
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: the time, whether he's in the franchise or not.
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: He is.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he stopped nazeas and stuff.
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so yeah, which is probably why he's the real
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: Jameson should be my muse. But no, we're going with
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: Ian Fleming, the nerd who wrote books. Okay, yeah, you
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: can have the nerds who wrote books.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: I like that you spotlighted and highlighted that he wasn't
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: as he wasn't the James Bond self insert that he
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: moves himself to be.
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: I mean like stan Lee served in the war. Stanley
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: sent around New York with webs.
• 27:19
  Speaker 6: He was the real days his body.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: He was a big green man.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: Angry.
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he served in the war, but he was like
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: a postman, you know, like he shock and he doesn't
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: cop that he was like on Normandy or anything like that. No,
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: but I just delivering letters.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, Ian Bellis has plenty though, let's a different episode.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: That's a good that's a good abuse. Jason shout out
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: to the author who famously always die.
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: Fifty six because he smoked like seventy cigarettes a day.
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: A lot about this dude in the last, yes, two hours.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah for that three minute segment that I'm also going
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: to trim down. Please do no, that's great stuff. Okay, teams,
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: I'm feeling very inspired by your muses. Are you ready
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: for some games?
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: Let's do it?
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's climb on that rocket and yes,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: that is an innuendo and blast off into round one.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Round one is called crticulate because James Bond drives cars.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: That's the best I've got. I'm sorry. In this game,
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: our players will take turns spinning the wheel of chance.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: It's back.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: It's bad. My god.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: There's a wheel of chain.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: It makes less noise than the dice it does. Each
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: segment represents a category, and each category represents a list
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: of five things. I will DM the player who has
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: spun the list of five things, which they'll then have
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: ninety seconds to articulate to their team mate without saying
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: any of the words on the list, instead giving clues
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: to the answers using other Bond references, other pop culture references,
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: or just some good old fashioned synonyms and wordplay. If
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: that's how you want to play this. As I said,
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: you'll have ninety seconds to try and articulate all five
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: items on your list you can pass, you can move
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: on to the next one, just trying to score as
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: many points as possible. And on the wheel here there's
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: the six categories, but eight segments. There is also a
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: times two multiplier. Whoa if you land on that, you
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: then spin again and you go for double points.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: There is also this one which is no points, miss turn,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: skip a turn, and we'll go into all six categories
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: are cleared.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: This is wild.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: This is so much like reasonably even keel the first round.
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: Now this is.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Season five of Gatelyapers. Yeah, everything exchange while one of.
• 29:57
  Speaker 6: Us is going to get judo chopped right out of U.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: So the categories we have on here, we've got villains,
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: We've got films from eighty five to present, We've got cars,
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: musical artists who've done Bond themes, we've got film films
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: from sixty two to eighty five, and we've got girls girls.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: So I think we'll start with John for Audra, John
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: giving clues for Ordra. Okay, so John, with your permission,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: am I allowed to spin the wheel?
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: Can I have Andra spin the wheel?
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: You can absolutely have orders spin the wheel?
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: You trust me more?
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: That's touched Audra has spun the wheel for John and
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: it's landed on villains. So John, I'm going to message
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: you over Discord a list of five villains and you
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: will have ninety seconds to provide Ordra with clues to
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: those villains to have Audra guess them. So Audra, John,
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: I can make the order right, any order, any order
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: you want. Are you both ready?
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Your time starts.
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: Now, all right, not over tow but gold Finger. Yes, yeah,
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: let's see. This is James Bond's arch Nemesish Doctor is
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: based on him. Chris played him in in the Spectrum.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry not know, okay, with.
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: A with a to to create a bubble gum bubble
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: you Yes, that's the first part of the name. And
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: then blow field drop drop one letter from that, uh.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Blow field bloomfield.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: Make it sound like a Jewish man.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know how to do that, okay.
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: The main villain from a from Casino Royale Bleeding Eye.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know his name.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: I don't see.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: There's a part at the beginning of this where I
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: said that I had seen like two films.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: Have you seen? The world is not enough?
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: No? For what best? Please?
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: The female in Daredevil, the female character with the size.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Carbon Electra.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's your time, that's your time. Look, I'm almost
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: tempted to so we don't end in a tie. I'm
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: tempted to give half a point for Blowfield. So it
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: was Blowfeld, Okay is the character. I thought that was
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: very good clue, giving that, John.
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: I am Man.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: We've had a lot of ties lately. I'm going to
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: give half a point for that one. It was it
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: was pretty close.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: You got Goldfinger that last one. Electra King was the name,
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: so you started to tap in, so Electra you said
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: common Electra, so yes, and Lishifra was the villain, and.
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then I didn't even try for Francisco Scaramhanga.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: It's a tough one. It's a tough one unless you
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: know Christopher Lee is that character.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: I guess, yeah, yeah, that's true. I guess I could
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: have tried Man with the Golden Gun.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: But.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: I can't. I can't promise that that would have been.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: But it was as much chaos as I wanted. So
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: now we're gonna move Yeah, we're gonna move on over
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: to test these galore. We're gonna go Jason giving clues
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: for Ben. I think, Jason, do you want to spin
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: the wheel? I would love to. If it's a repeat,
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: we'll spin it again or move it to the nearest one. Alright,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: sixty two to eighty five, doesn't it?
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: All right toak your word for it. We're going for
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Bond film titles from nineteen sixty two to nineteen eighty five. Wonderful,
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: the ones I haven't seen or was alive to watch.
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: You need to get to it.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was.
• 33:59
  Speaker 6: Wordplay is allowable if you don't know, if you don't
• 34:03
  Speaker 6: know the movie. He just you know, they try and
• 34:04
  Speaker 6: describe the title.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Just think of die and live and dead and a lot,
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? They go, Jason as a
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: list of five what we'd say classic Bond films from
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: the classic period of Bond. Okay, are you both ready? Sweet?
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: Your time starts now. The first one is going to
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: be what our team Name is a playoff of.
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: Oh God, what's our team name? Gal?
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: I already told you I don't know which Bond girls
• 34:35
  Speaker 6: are from which movie?
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: Yes, so sorry, hold on, hold on, Jesus Christ. Okay,
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: the reference that John just made about Scaramanga, he said,
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: I could.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Have said this.
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: God, my memory is terrible.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Do what play off the wos?
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: Like the second movie? I think that was ever made? Uh,
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: it's from this It's no you said a word from it.
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry that one. Uh fucking Jesus.
• 35:07
  Speaker 6: Uh, but I don't remember bond ever fucking Jesus.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Believe this the second one that's split into what's the
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: synonym for the first half? What's the synonym for the second?
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Lightning sphere? Beautiful? That's thanks uh Jesus. Uh, dude, weapon.
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: The Man with the Golden Gun, beautiful stuff.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Last one?
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: Uh uh Vagina, Thanks Christ Almighty?
• 35:44
  Speaker 6: Wait wait all right, is this one? Thanks christ?
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: A hold on, man, all right, that's your time. That's
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: your time.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: You go.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Three out of five. I just froze. I just froze
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: me too.
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: I couldn't remember what John said. Uh it was the
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: man with the Golden gun. The man.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was the man with the Golden girl. Jason
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: didn't attempt on her Majesty's secret service. No, it was
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: just a lot of words. Which was that? And then
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: he did say from yeah, and so from Russia? Would
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: love was one of them?
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: So I did hear. But three out of five thanks
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: from Russia. Will love the second one, I think so, yeah,
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: you know is the first one.
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: You could have just said Putin wants a kiss?
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Oh if only Bennett spun that one. Yeah, all right,
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: well let's let's move on over this time order for
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: John Audrey, you're gonna be giving the clues. Would you
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: like to spin the wheel to find out which category
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: you get?
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: God?
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: I hope I know any of these because I did
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: know the movie titles.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: Hey, wordplay works, way is the way to go.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: That's got to be girls. Yeah, we'll go with girls
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: for that one. That's the next closest one there. We're
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: gonna go with girls. I also just love the idea
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: that Audrey gets girls.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: I do get girls. I'm at least a seven.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: Just starts shouting out Bond girl names.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Yes, anything, Jonnifer gets to the last thirty seconds, and
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: none have been got absolutely just Audra. That is your
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: list of Bond girls for for John to guess. Mm
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: hmmm hmmm, John Audre, you both ready?
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: Yes, I'm ready.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: The time starts now.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: Winnie the Pooh likes to eat honey writer nice cat
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: the name that has been based on.
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: Yep ye Sylvia trench smooching. Uh kissy, oh, kissy, Suzuki yep.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: Nice something that you hang up around Christmas, like ivy mistletoe.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: It's a different plant.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: Oh no, not garland.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: And proficient blow job. Then the last one is Beatles
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: song with a fruit and the place in which thrown.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: There we go five for five with the lovely stuff.
• 38:25
  Speaker 6: Amazing Christmas decoration proficient.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: That may as well be what the bond girl names
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: are good five for five.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: I prefer I prefer them referring to her as pussy
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: galore and not lots of cunt. If we're gonna pick
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: one's cut, was the villain toy Star.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: There's also a bomb girl named the Old Tool. Yes
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: you're not even trying no.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Oh in fleming, okay, I mean there was talk of
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: clearing the board, but at least before we do that,
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: we're going to have Ben give clues to Jason. That's
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: something that must happen first. So unless we get the
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: skip turned.
• 39:20
  Speaker 6: Unless you get the it's all up to you, Jason.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, get double points, give us double man.
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: I forgot about double points that would have been read.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: It's double points, no, is it? Oh?
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: No, it's not.
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: It's it's I'm so sorry something it's musical famously good.
• 39:41
  Speaker 6: At and you know someone's just gonna be grinning because
• 39:44
  Speaker 6: I'm like, I know, I'm lucky.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: What the last one to I'm like, I just want
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: to like put my finger up the second I know it,
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: just to show, just to show you what. Now.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: The good news is Jason that in his MEWS segment
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: said a lot of name Yes, so if you if
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: you can remember, then that might be. That might be okay, Radiohead,
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: I'd love it Radiohead.
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: They tried to make one, but it was not accepted.
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: There's also a Blondie one for for your Eyes Only
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: that is so good, but they did not use it.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: Day.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: I thought you were. I thought you were giving me
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: stuff here. No, all right, Ben, I've sent you that
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: of a discord. Okay, musical artists who've done Bond themes. Jason, Benny,
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: you both ready, Yes, yep, your time starts now.
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: This guy was in the Beatles. He's still alarmed me. Nice.
• 40:44
  Speaker 6: No, not a smell, but uh an odor, uh an
• 40:52
  Speaker 6: odor did Okay, we'll move on the next one. There's
• 40:54
  Speaker 6: two of these guys and they're hungry like a wolf.
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: Oh h aha, is that them. No is that Uh sorry,
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: I don't know music.
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: There's not necessarily you say the same word twice.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 41:11
  Speaker 6: The sounds kind of like the thing that the clear
• 41:14
  Speaker 6: plastic film you'd put over some food to save it
• 41:17
  Speaker 6: saran wrap, but you'd say.
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: It, Okay, no it's not.
• 41:25
  Speaker 6: But it was just, oh my god, you know what
• 41:29
  Speaker 6: that is. So let's go to this one. So we'll
• 41:34
  Speaker 6: go back to the not a smell. But it's a
• 41:37
  Speaker 6: lady she lost a bunch of weight and people got
• 41:39
  Speaker 6: mad at her.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there we go. Nice. What so this smell?
• 41:45
  Speaker 6: So this name, uh, it kind of sounds like certainly
• 41:51
  Speaker 6: and then a synonym for certainly and then uh, of
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: course obviously also and then last name is is kind
• 42:00
  Speaker 6: of fishy.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: It's a terrible clue.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: That's good. I like that, Madonna, that's your time.
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: It was Shirley Bassie.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, shiry a little fishy Bassie. I'm a big fan.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: That's awesome. I haven't who that is.
• 42:21
  Speaker 6: Neither do I, so I figured, yeah, that was the
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: last one was Byron Byron Lee and the Dragonaires.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: I wanted to give a tough one there, but Dragonaire
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: is also a pokemon, so Jason could have got that.
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: Maybe I don't even know who what song they did.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: I believe they did a Calypso song in Doctor No.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: They something on the steel Yeah, yeah, yeah, so that's
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Brian Lee and the Dragon Airs and then yeah, Shirley
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Bassie is great. But you got all three of the others.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: The three points.
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: I got Duran Duran, Yesran, it's not.
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: Just a one letter of place, it's a word that rhymes.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: How do we like? We'll say that the spinning is gone.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Do you want to play the other two lists for
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: fun and do another list each? Or do you on, yeah,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: do another list?
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: It was fun?
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, I'll let it. I will go back
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: on over to name team name and we'll you guys
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: can decide which way round you want to do this.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: Oh that's the category we want.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah, I'll let you decide. I'll pick the
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: category for you so that it's still at random, but
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: I'll let you decide who you want to be the
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: clue giver and who you want to be the guesser.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Same privilege for the other team. So we are going
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: to go with what we've got left. We've got films
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: from eighty five to now, and we've got cars.
• 43:52
  Speaker 6: Other team pick who the clue giver is.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: No, you should not.
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: I'll let Ben be a boss. Don't. Don't take that
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: from that.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, which which team did the films last time? Who
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: did sixty eight to eighty five?
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: We do?
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: That was you guys? Okay, So you're gonna have films
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: from eighty five to now? Okay, So I'm gonna get
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: that list for you guys. Who's going to be the
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: clue giver? It's up to you are I think it
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: probably should be me who is clue giver? Okay, because
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: you're going to have more of a knowledge of.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: Like I've got him in my head, the actual knowledge
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: of the answers. Okay, So hopefully I can guide you
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: to knowledge that exists within your brain rather than the
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: other way.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: That's smart. Okay, John or Joe? You both ready for this?
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: This bonus list of films from eighty five to present?
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Time starts now, not Silver Golden Eye.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: Yes, Live Tomorrow Day, Yes, yep, similar to that one.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: We're not We're gonna live.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: I think that's too close to what that world is.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: I think that's too I think Live is too close
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: to the words.
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: Daylights, it was.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: Looking at my watch, yes, and then a physics term
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: or a computing term.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: There we go. Just the computing term was all that
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: had to be said. Four out of five there, because yeah,
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: I think live and living living Yeah pretty close.
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: I didn't even think about it until until after we started,
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: and it wouldn't have been any fun. But I was like,
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: I could probably just list the names in ninety seconds,
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: just list the whole thing.
• 45:40
  Speaker 6: You get doctor, point for everyone that's not on the list.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: Honestly, just thanks for letting me be a part of it.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: And you are aist dinosaur here, no way.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, that leaves for a couple of testes what you
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: called a couple a couple of.
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: New branding. We had the beef cheap bros. Welcome, it's
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: the testicle fiends. So he would like to give the
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: clues for this one. I we we both got the
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: same amount of answers last time. There's no like swaying either.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Here or there. I I was, I had to warm up.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: I did not.
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: I didn't flex uh the game as well as I
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: should have the first time.
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: Do you know car names fairly well?
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: I know a couple of card names, yeah, I know that.
• 46:41
  Speaker 6: I know in the Bond movies are like just like
• 46:44
  Speaker 6: handa civic because.
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: Skyl Well, I guess we can meta this a bit. Yeah,
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: I know, like the Aston mart dB five is the
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: classic one. I know that they featured the dB ten
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: and the dB twelve. It's not just a list of
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: us to minds.
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it could be. There's a lot of specific different Yeah.
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: The only issue is that they use generally like usually
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: they use European and they sometimes use European concept cars
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: in the Bond movies.
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not sure how many of them I know. Yeah,
• 47:16
  Speaker 6: I'm like maybe outside of the Austin Martin's like two
• 47:21
  Speaker 6: so yeaheah.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but let's not guess them out loud.
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: Yes right, yeah, yeah, I know this one exists.
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, let's do you as the clue giver,
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: I think.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, but are you both ready for this list of
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: cause I'm in it all right? Ninety seconds on the clock.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: Time starts now, Okay, the classic Bond Carr and dB five.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: I'll do sixteen sixty nine sixty.
• 47:52
  Speaker 6: A planet closest to the Sun and a large jungle cat.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: Uh the oh shit, what's the planet close?
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: To the Sun.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Is that it's not Venus. It's not Mars Venus.
• 48:04
  Speaker 6: In fact, it's really small it is it's a you know,
• 48:08
  Speaker 6: named after I guess they're all named after God's yeah.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Ship, which one's closest to the Sun? I forgot? It's
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: super hot.
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: You put it in you put it in a thermometery.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: The mercury, A mercury jaguar, A mercury.
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: No, it's an older lady that likes to uh mercury cougar.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: There we go. Oh interesting, all right?
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: A h a.
• 48:31
  Speaker 6: Flower and a word that doesn't mean anything. They make
• 48:37
  Speaker 6: really small English cars that they're they're named after a flower.
• 48:42
  Speaker 6: Maybe you'll know the name of the car.
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: Figure out what the fuck the really small one is.
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: It's like a Mini Cooper. That's like the class.
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: No, it's a sports car.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: It's a sports car. It helps Oh fuck do you?
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: My wife's uncle has one.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: Pass over it?
• 48:59
  Speaker 6: Okay, okay, to cross to cross the the place? Oh
• 49:07
  Speaker 6: my god, what's the synonym for that? To to move
• 49:12
  Speaker 6: across the earth and keep it safe?
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: That's time. But jasonill give you the point if you
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: if you guess it based on that one cla.
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: To move across the earth and keep it safe. And
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: it is a good clue. I'll tell you that I
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: can only think of like a continental guard, which is
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: definitely a card.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a land Rover Defender.
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: That was not an easy one.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: But you got Mercury Googa, You've got Aston Martin Lortus,
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Espery was the the one from Flower Lotus.
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: That's the I think that's the initial car in Casino
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: Royale that he steals before. Yeah, and that's also potentially
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: Han's car until you drift.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: And then you didn't go for any clues on Rolls
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Royce there, Ben.
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I got stuck on yeah that's fair is for
• 50:08
  Speaker 6: too long and then kept going down the list.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: But you kind a word that doesn't mean anything at all.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: That's awesome. But you've got planet closest to the Sun
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: and older promiscuous lady. That's so sick sweet. All right,
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: that is the end of round one. Thanks for indulging
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: the extra extra little rounds there, and we'll ask Moneypenny
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: to calculate the latest scores. Moneypenny, a woman who bonds
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: keeps around to ensure he's being admired at all times.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: What a bastard. So name, team name has ten and
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: a half points. Damn Testy's Galore has eight points. Yeah, okay,
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Up next is round two, after these commercials for Rolex
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Dotchy and Cabana and other high end worthless shite that
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: Bond has marketed over the years. See you after this.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: Brown two is god pitch it. It's the game where
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: I'll ask our players to pitch me ideas about the
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: future of the James Bond franchise, which means they're junior
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: media executives here at Amazon. Yeah, just a small independent bookstore.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Done gird the little engine the good. So that means
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: that I am.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: Whoa for the people listening. Matt has ducked under the desk.
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: He'll be about twenty seconds, so I'm gonna vamp, probably ineffectively.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: Anybody have any ideas what's vamping?
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: I'm kind of yeah, Hey, no one under there is.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: A license to kill for time is what I.
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: Have gagerated blink. If Matt's touching.
• 52:01
  Speaker 7: You and.
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: What I was for.
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: I thought you were going to say I'm Blowfeld, but
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: you went for a real life villain.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: No, it's me. It's Jeffrey Bezos. I don't know what
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: this guy sounds like. So I'm going to give him
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: this voice. It's me, Jeffrey Preston Bezos of the Amazon,
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: that you don't know what he sounds like. Who knows
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: what he sounds like?
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: If he sounds like he sounds like Ray Romanos, did
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: you really yeah to me?
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: Anyways? No, Well, I personally can't do a Ray Romano,
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: So I'm going to keep doing this voice Jeffrey Bezos.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: In this game, I ask no, I demand that our
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: teams pitch me fresh money making ideas. But I am
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: impatient and I can't stand to hear the same person
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: speak for more than a minute. So even though each
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: team will have two minutes to pitch their idea, it
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: must be started by one person and finished by their teammates.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: That's how I pitched Amazon. That's how uh okay, I'm
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: not gonna be able to keep that voice up. I'll judge.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: I'll judge you as jeff Bezos, but I hate doing
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: it and this bold cap is warm. So first up,
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: I would like each pair to pitch a new Bond,
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: a new actor to cast as the James Bond, and
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: the other player on the team to pick up their
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: idea and run with it. I would like to hear
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: reasonings why why it's good for Amazon, white's good for
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: the future of this franchise. And we are going to
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: begin with name, team name.
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: I don't know about you, Adra, I've got one that
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: I'm that I've got to set up.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: Heck, yeah, I'll build off of yours.
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: Okay, I apologize if it's hard to build off of.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: I'll do my best. Yeah, that's all you can ask for.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: Give me these money making ideas because I'm Jeffrey Bezos. Okay, John, Yeah,
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: time starts now.
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: Okay, what do people want out of the new James Bond.
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: They want Henry Cavell. What do other people want? They
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: want more of the same? What do other people want?
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: They want something entirely different. So what we're gonna do
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: is we're gonna have Henry Cavell do motion capture CGI
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: for a Sean Connery who is a female. That's right, ladies,
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: We're rewriting the Bond franchise to a revisionist history. We're
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: going back to the nineteen sixties where it all began.
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: Lady James Bond is gonna be grabbing dudes asses, banging
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: them almost never against their will and slapping them across
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: the face when they get all hysterical. We'll have Hary
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: Styles as Moneypenny, We'll have Tilda Swing as Q. And
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: we're going to use an old Ian Fleming James Bond
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: title that hasn't been used called Property of a Lady.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: Oh wow.
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: And if you don't like it, you're sexist and misogynists
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: and probably racist.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: This out of that, let's hear Audra's ideas on this.
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: I absolutely love this.
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: We get to do there's certain things that when women
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: are like being pushed down, they get to get away
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: with things, and so I think we can go really
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: hard in this. There's types of jokes that they could
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: make that like aren't appropriate for a man, but are
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: appropriate for a woman. A woman, a woman can slap
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: a man across the face when he's getting too emotional.
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: Anger is an emotion and we need to address that.
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: And I think that this film is a great way
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: to address men. You know, I honestly I think the
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: male loneliness epidemic is just a skills issued and like,
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: hopefully this we can kind of address some of those
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: things really directly. But because it's Henry Cavill is also involved.
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: People are going to be less like the men are
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: going to be less threatened by it, and maybe they'll
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: be open and receptive to learning something about themselves.
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: Also, we need more women spies. Let's do it.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: Twenty twenty five. Let's bring women into the spy world.
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: Face.
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Sean Connery's face.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, what a pitch.
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: The whole so progressive.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: It's just, you know, it's just what the people need.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: This this is the most progressive idea I've ever heard.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: I liked how Ordra was like, yeah, yeah, let's beat
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: the sentences some men.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go for it.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, I love it. That was a fantastic pitch. That
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: is surely one of the directions that Amazon will be considering.
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, someone's in the room. Yeah, definitely, Maybe not
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: the CGI Sean Connery woman, but maybe listening right now.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that podcast goes out on Amazon. Yeah, Jeff, this
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: is you.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: God, I hope that sound just you tapping on that
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: bald cap.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: And because it is suffocating my skull, we will move
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: on over to test these galore to hear their pitch
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: for who should be cast as a new James Bond.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: You can also throw in other casting roles in there.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: I heard some great choices from John in that last
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: one for Tilda Swinton. He'll just to start this.
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: I've been waken out for like the last five minutes, dude,
• 57:36
  Speaker 5: I can't think of anyone.
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 57:38
  Speaker 6: Well, I had a spark of an idea coming in
• 57:41
  Speaker 6: that I immediately threw out for something else. So yeah,
• 57:45
  Speaker 6: so because I got tricked into reading the show notes
• 57:48
  Speaker 6: this time, so iring that out for something new.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: All right, I love it. I've had to got a
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: time on my phone because the battery has died on
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: the big clock. Forgot it had a charge. Gasp. Okay,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: so I do have a two minute time, ben, are
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: you ready? I am ready your time stots now.
• 58:08
  Speaker 6: With all due respect, I think James Bond is too
• 58:10
  Speaker 6: much of an icon and needs to be, you know,
• 58:14
  Speaker 6: a powerful, luxurious, cut man. He's supposed to be, you know,
• 58:19
  Speaker 6: a man that women want and uh and and a
• 58:22
  Speaker 6: man that other men want to be. And I can't
• 58:24
  Speaker 6: think of anyone who fits that bill on the planet
• 58:28
  Speaker 6: Earth better than Jeff Bezos. You're cut, You've got you know, just.
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: I mean, a man's man.
• 58:41
  Speaker 6: There ever was one rich, luxurious I mean you've got
• 58:45
  Speaker 6: all the Bond cars. I'm sure, like there's nothing that
• 58:49
  Speaker 6: you can't do, including playing James Bond.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: I have the same initials.
• 58:58
  Speaker 6: You probably are, James. Do you have do you have
• 59:00
  Speaker 6: a British accent? Can you do a British accent?
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: No?
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: Okay, now it's Jason Sun. Hell yeah, it's there's nothing
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: better than having our boss Jeff Bezos as James Bond.
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: It's the Santa Claus one syndrome there, that's pre ordained.
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: We can have Elon Musk's Blowfeld, we can have Mark
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: Zuckerberg as le chief. Uh so many others because my friends. Yeah,
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: it's just it's it's grown ups for but for James
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: Bond and Jeff Bezos famously uh improved Seattle. We can
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: do that for the British isles.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: That's all I have. That's all we need. You know,
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: you don't even need to use your final thirty.
• 59:41
  Speaker 5: Second And like if Q ever needs to give us gadgets,
• 59:44
  Speaker 5: it's one day shipping.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: That is a service we offer. I'm making him sound
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: more and more like a child. I think that's fine, sweet,
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: I could edge your time that that's a that is
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: a fantastic pitch for jeff.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 6: Well, if only there were more text ceo female text CEOs,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 6: we could have put some Bond girls in there.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: There's that one who lied about the blood. Okay, now
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: I've got to score your pitches. They're both getting very
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: high scores because they were both great pitches. But I
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: do have to give the edge to pick in old
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: Jeffrey Bezos. So it's going to be five points to
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: test these Galore and four points to name team name.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: We will in our film.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: We would also have a Bond boy that is named
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: Testes Galore.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: It hit me halfway through their pitch.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 6: I was like, dang, wow, Yeah, the product placement opportunities
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 6: instead of you don't even need q Q is Q
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 6: is Amazon's new AI as this and he just orders
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 6: what he needs and it.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: Shows and he needs it. Great stuff. All right, let's
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: do that again, because I'm not sick of this skullcap.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: This time it's gonna be what should be the plot
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: of the first James Bond movie on Prime, the first
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: Amazon Studios produced Bond movie. You can stick with your
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: original castings if you'd like, or you can kind of
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: ditch that thread and go down another path. It's completely
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: up to you. These are unique pitches. This time, we're
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: gonna start with Testy's Galore. We're gonna reverse things up,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: give them the first shot at this. All right, Jason,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: when you're ready, your time starts now.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 5: For the last sixty eight billion years, we've been following
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: James Bond Double O seven. I want to expand this
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 5: franchise out and look at other Doubles. Specifically, I want
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: Double nine, classic James Bond throwaway character that usually gets
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: his ass fucked up, like he is just a joke.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: And I want that because James Bond, he's one of
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 5: many double who gets all the cool sick adventures. There's
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 5: got to be missions that are given to the idiot.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: And I want a comedy. I want to go back
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: to the sixties, and I want a dumb motherfucker who's
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 5: bad at his job. Double O nine, you got twenty
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: more seconds. I got twenty more seconds, Okay, So we
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: bring him back to the sixties. He's absolutely confident. I
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 5: want Double O seven to show up him up every
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: single time. I want the scene where he just steals
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: his new dB supercar and he's just sitting there like,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: what am I gonna do?
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: And then he just walks by Italian.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: That's all.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say that it's your time.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 6: No, I think this is a fantastic idea. I mean,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 6: we need to bring in, uh, bring some comedy and
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 6: some life back into James, Like he's so damn serious
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 6: with all his sex and his violence and his action.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 6: We need we need someone who's who's just base physical
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 6: appearance is comedy and who's just like a veteran comedian
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 6: who has never always got to do and really I
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 6: think can take Bond in a new direction. And I am,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 6: of course referring to none other than uh Danny DeVito,
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 6: the sist of what you expect Bond to look like
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 6: in every way, and just have him go full Frank
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 6: Reynolds as a secret agent. He looks good in a suit.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 6: He will insist on doing all his own stunts.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: Double O nine stunting it up. That's your time, Yes you.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: Pitches is a spin off about Agent Doublo nine played
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: by Danny Devita. Yeah, I love it. No one else
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: finds that funny.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: It was so good. I'm now just thinking how am
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: I gonna top that? Because I'm probably gonna go first
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: if We're flip flopping everybody. How the fuck am I
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: gonna top that?
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: That was honestly like like my my problem too is
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: like for some reason, I was really prepared for one
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: round and then I was like, oh oh oh, there's
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: a round that I'm not for it all. So I've
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: been in my head this last two minutes entirely.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: That means you can take this in any direction. And look,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: I'll just say now, I'm not impressed by that idea.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: So you ms, I.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: Have an idea that Jeffrey Bezos is going to love Beautiful.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: I'm so ready. Yeah, time s thoughts now.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: So we're starting with Henry cavill as Sean Connery as
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: a female James Bond. We're gonna go through and we're
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: basically going to do like the first This first Amazon
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: film is going to basically be the first five James
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: Bond films re released, recycle the plot.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: That way we can rewrite history and cash in on
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: that classic money. People are gonna want to see these
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: films if you haven't seen the original films, if they
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: have the streaming rights to them, you're gonna want to
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: watch all five original films. And this film get six
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: streams for Big Jeffy. You know, he's gonna absolutely love that.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: Jeffrey likes it big.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: Also James James Bond, like we've seen with the Lord
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: of the Ring Show, Rings of Power, it basically exists
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: because Jeff Bezos likes it. And so that's probably why
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: James Bond is here, is because Jeff Bezos likes it.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: And so he's gonna like those classic films. And I
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: think that this is going to be the way that
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: we continue to get that funding to have James Bond
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: continually made.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: Take it Away, John, Yeah, so where this first movie
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: is gonna be five hours long. Yes, of course there
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: will be intermissions in theaters. It will have a wide
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: theatrical release, so we can get those those big bucks
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 4: and uh and then once we go to streaming, Hey
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: look at that, they conveniently break up into a high
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: profile mini series. Yeah. So not only do we do
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: we get do we get the theatrical run, we also
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: get the streams. So with this one, oh my goodness,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: I spaced out.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: That's okay, I like space.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so we we will get We'll get to see
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: the first five movies through an entirely different perspective. Like
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: we said before, we get to see we get to
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: see all sorts of dudes get slapped around for for
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: their for their silly antics. We we get to finally
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: balance the scales, as it were.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: At your time. On balancing the scale, I like it
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: five films in one, but now also the double O
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: nine Donny v O idea seems great. It's new, it's exciting,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: it's exciting.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: I pitched it specifically for Jeffrey, No I did.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: I did really like both of those ideas, genuinely, just
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: donnyd voh with a gun being a secret agent running around,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: and then just the just the Shia thing that is
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: both there to impress Jeffrey but also will be a
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: nightmare for Bond fans everywhere as they are full to
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: watch a five hour movie in.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: With an intermission, of course, four intermissions.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: It sounds like a treat to me.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 6: I can barely make it for a three hour movie
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 6: without having to peek.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: I know, right, especially because I'm Jeffrey Bezos, so my
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: prostate is even older than Matt liked. So I think
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go four points for each team. I did
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: like both of those pictures.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: Thank you, a respectable amount of points.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, God, now I'm gonna take this off now it's
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: really genuinely I might have some kind of mark old line.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: I do see a little bit of the sweat through
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: the How does it just Jeff wear this all day?
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: I like that.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: Your theory is he does have hair. He does, he
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 5: chooses the bald cap.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: He chooses a bald cap.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: It's so nice to have virtual high five to Ben. Okay,
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: that's the end of the round. Let's ask Q to
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: come up with some tech savvy way to calculate the
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: latest scores. Oh, he doesn't want to appear on the podcast.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: He wants to remain qan non. Those scores are name
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: Team name has eighteen and a half points, okay, Testes
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: Galore has seventeen points. Okay, all right, close closing the gap.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: Is that a new Bond girl?
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: That's better than the joke I have written? Here? Have
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: some commercials. Round three is called Good Readents. It's our
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: game of quotes that started out as books, but more
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: often than not is for films. Hence Good Readings. We're
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: little brow trash. Anyway, this is a simple game of quotes.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: In turn, for each team, I will read a quote
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: the team must deliberate and decide if that quote was
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: said by a James Bond or b an actor who
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: has played James Bond. I'll give you the option each
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: time for an actor like in another movie or just
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: like as themselves as themselves. Yes, as I believe they're
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: all as themselves. If I'm not right about that, gate
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: leapers at gmail dot com and James Bond or not, Yes,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: James Bond or actor who played James Bond. It's not catchy.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: Just so you can't guess from my naturally suave and
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: sexy voice, I'm gonna say all of these quotes in
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: the least sexy British accent possible, so they're not going
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: to sound like Bond as I say them. You do
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: a great Sean Connery?
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 4: Do them all on a Scottish.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: He The quick fire around is coming.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: I was just thinking a second ago, like, it's wild
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 4: that nobody, including myself, has done a Sean Connery.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: There'll be plenty of time. The name's Bond, James Bond.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: I think this is probably the least sexy British accent.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: What do you think? Yeah, a little bit ringo. I
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: should try and move further to the Midlands. I'm going
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: for kind of like a roundabout Dudley area.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: I was going to say Dudley.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: So first up, but here is your bond or not
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: bond or kind of bond quote. This is a simple
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: game for name, team name. Here's your first quote. I
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: thought Christmas only comes once a year.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: I know you know what I no, but you do,
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: and that's what's important.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: Yes, is this a James Bond or B Daniel Craig.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 4: It is James Bond.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: It is indeed James Bond, Christmas.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 4: Jones from Fuck Lloyd, Christmas.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: Pierce Brosnan Bond said that did you not? Yes? Yes?
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 4: In the world is not enough?
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: Sorry sorry show.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: No John, that should I stepped on your toes. You're
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: the expert.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, not an expert.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: Christmas Jones is another one of the Bond girls named
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: purely because of that line.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: That was That was another working backwards thing.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, so we're going to have another quote now, this
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: time for Testes Galore. Here is your quote. I find
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: that women get sexier around thirty five. They know a
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: thing or two and knowledge is always alluring. Is that
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: a James Bond or B Pierce Brosnan.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 6: It sounds like a weird real guiding to say, Yeah,
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 6: I think it's Pierce Brosnan. Yeah, it seems to it's
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 6: not be enough for James Bond.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: He'd say that in a much QUIPI away.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was like he had to justify
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 6: his statement. James Bond doesn't justify his statements.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: That's what his gun is for.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: Either one of them.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: So you're going with BPS Brosnan. Yep, it is indeed
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: PS Brosnan shouting out the ladies over thirty.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 5: Five that, oh yeah Pierce Brosn, which yeah, like to
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 5: be fair cool at least he's not like I dig
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 5: women when they're twenty five, you know, but at the
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 5: same time still feels weird.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: But yeah, classy stuff from Brosnan. The yeah, good on him. Yeah,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: because Bond wouldn't. Bond's thirty five, right, Yeah.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: He does consider Bond to be like a very mature woman.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, he's like Leonardo DiCaprio. He'll do whatever he
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 4: has to do for queen and country, even if the
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 4: old lady.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thirty four and a half, all right, couple of
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: a couple of softballs that start things off. I think
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: but good job. Let's turn up the difficulty just a
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: little bit here. Next quote for name, team name here
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: it is there is nothing glamorous about death? Was that
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: said by a James Bond or b Roger Moore?
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 5: Ooh, it's a tough one. Also a new accent. Really,
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 5: I was trying to do the same one. I went
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 5: like Scottish a little.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure on this one because it is Quippi.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: It is Quippie enough.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 4: It is like I could I could see Roger Moore
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 4: or Roger Moore James Bond saying that. I'm trying to
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 4: think of like a situation where where Connery may have
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: said something like that, but like glamorous, like glamorous happening
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 4: where he would say that. I don't think he'd say
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 4: that to like a villain.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, I don't know.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: People will go Roger Moore.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah you want to go Roger Moore, let's do it.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you go and be Roger Moore. There's nothing glamorous
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: about death? Was said by Roger Moore.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 6: I was hoping you're gonna follow out with that up
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 6: with as James mor.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: No. It was in Reader's Digest, and I just realized
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: that's a call back to a thing that we didn't record.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 4: But it was funny. But it takes me.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: Thank you, John. There we go, point for name, team name. There,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: let's have another quote for Testes Galore.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 4: Here we go.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: Here it is. I've been known to keep my tip up.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: Is that a James Bond or b Timothy Dalton? This
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: can go so many ways because it could just be
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: an innocuous like, hey, I'm alert, I'm awake people.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: It could be.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 5: Or is it sexual assault? A lah James Bond or
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 5: Timothy Dalton? I don't know the guy. I'm sure you're fine.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not Timothy Dalton.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 4: Was it Timothy Dalton?
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 6: In the with the it was him in the like
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 6: the big James Bond skiing scene, wasn't it he?
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 4: They had the one where they rode in the way
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 4: and I don't want to give himway. Come on, John, No,
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 4: I've given away enough. You didn't have a snow scene? Yeah?
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 5: In living m I just for just for poops and googles,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 5: I'm going to say that it was Timothy Dalton.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: I r L and this is taken out of context,
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: and Matt knows this.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 4: Do you agree? I agree with that.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because I don't have any I don't have a
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 6: better reason to do anything. So yes, it's really a
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 6: fifty to fifty at this point.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's the game. That's the game. I've been
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: known to keep my tip up, you said, Timothy Dalton. Yes,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: it was James Bond. It was in Die Another Day
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: during the fencing scene with bros Now. Dang he got
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: stuck in the Timothy Dalton as James Bond. But it
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: was just James Bond of course. Yeah. Yeah, and he
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: was talking about his penis is penis because all right,
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: let's have another quote for name team name here it is.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be macho, I promised you. Is
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: that a James Bond or b Daniel Craig.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 4: That feels that feels like a Roger Moore James Bond. Yeah,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 4: I'm not trying to be macho, I promise. But then again,
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 4: that also does sound like Daniel Craig in an interview
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 4: and they're like, oh your your your Bond is so macho.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 9: And he's like, am I But you know, I guess
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 9: I guess gaming the game, like would we have this
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 9: many real people in a row?
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: Maybe good at what he does.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean we could go, we could go Daniel
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: Craig just you know, I y.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 4: It does feel right, You're right, let's go for it.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: You go with Daniel Craig. Yes, it's Daniel Craig. No,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: it's done Craig, right, that's correct. He did say that
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: in an interview with g Q. I believe all.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 6: Right, it's James Bond. He should be trying to be macho.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: James Bond feels like an oversight.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 5: What he also feels crazy. He's the one who like
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 5: crashes through a freaking wall. How is that not macho?
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 5: He's not through the walls exactly.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, not trying to. It just comes naturally.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's have another quote for Testes Galaw here's your
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: next quote. Well, get your clothes on and I'll buy
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: you an ice cream. A James Bond or b Pius Brosnan.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: Why would Pierce Brosidan say that to another person.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 6: It could be in a different movie.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's matth that Trixie.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, but then that's like that's like, that's not
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 5: Pierce Brosen. That's the character Pierce Brosen is playing. Because
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 5: we're also playing the game of did Pierce Brosnan say
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 5: this as James Bond? So if he's being that Trixie,
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna punch him in the face.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: You were in the clothes for it.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 6: I mean testing that theory is worth it for me.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: Testing it.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 6: Okay, let's go James Bond, and if we're wrong, you
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 6: get to punch Matt in.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: The sixth live on air. Wow, the steaks have gotten
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: so high.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 7: Suddenly we're gonna get in here.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: We're gonna go James Bond. You're going with James Bond.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: My face remains unpunched. It is James Bond who said
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: this nice. I wanted to get you thinking about whether
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: Pierce Brosnan would have actually said this in any context.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: But this is regarded as one of the more creepier
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: lines from Bond to it because I think it's like
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: a young woman in beds and he's like pointing out
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: how young she is. Come on, put your clothes on.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: I'll buy you an ice cream going to the mold shop.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: But Pierce Brosnan famously said women are only hot after
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: thirty five, so it could never have been here.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: That's true, that's true. Okay, I've got one final quote
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: Bond or actor Bond. I'll find a catch away eventually,
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: name team name. Here is your final quote. I don't
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: think there's anything particularly wrong about hitting a woman, although
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: I don't recommend doing it in the same way that
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: you'd hit a man. An open handed slap is justified
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: if all of the alternate its fail whole is that options?
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, John who said this?
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 4: It's Sean Connery. He was speaking to Barbara Walters.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: Even the correct interview. This is Sean Connery. I mean
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: I knew that, but a real person. Oh god, on
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: live television or pre recorded if you have some kind Yeah.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 4: And he doubled down in a in a future interview too. Yeah.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 5: Whoa Well, Pierce Brass is out here only betting thirty
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 5: five year old women are.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: Up know which bonds are the good bonds?
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 6: I mean, who knew that Sean Connery was for gender equality?
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: He got there somehow, very good. Yeah, this this round
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: was entirely based off of everyone should know that Sean
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: Connery said that.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, last quote for Testings Galore here it is the
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: bitch is Dead? Is that a James Bond or b
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: Sean Connery.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 5: I think that's a Daniel Craig quote. I think he
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 5: says it several times actually, in regards to his first
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 5: girlfriend Vesper.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, you might be right there. He doesn't mean it,
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 4: but he says it.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 5: Yes, you go, James Bond. Sorry, I was analyzing character
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 5: motivations of Daniel Craig.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 4: You're right.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 6: It's it's either that or Sean Connery about Margaret Thatcher.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: He killed her. Oh he's good again.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 6: I've heard people say that about Margaret Thatcher. Yeah, let's
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 6: let's go James Bond.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Daniel Craig's James Bond. Yeah, Jason, you're exactly right.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: It is talking about Vesper where he doesn't mean it
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: but needs to say it. I thought i'd throw you
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: off with that, and just following the previous quote, I
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: thought you'd think, yeah, Sean Connery probably referred to his wife.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 4: Had nothing to do with her backhandle.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, before the jokes get darker, that's the end of
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: round three. Let's ask em to calculate the latest scores.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, that's me.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 5: Yes, that was how Judy Dench is so old before
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 5: the jokes get darker. She's not dead, right, like she's
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 5: I think she's alive.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, was Maggie Smith who died recently?
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 6: It was last year the bitious dead. Now she was great.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: Name team name has let me get this right, twenty
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: two and a half points, and tests Galore has twenty points.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: Oh we're holding in there.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: All right, feel pretty close. It can all change in
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: the quick fire around that it can always can. But
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: before we get to the quick fire round, let's talk prizes.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: This episode star prize it's the concept of nationalism. No, wait,
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: not that, but our winning team will also receive pussy Galore.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: Who's offering from what source?
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 4: It's James Bond episode. It doesn't matter.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: You go to a bar, order a drink.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: Is she thirty five or older?
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 6: Maybe she likes ice cream?
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: Oh up, Next is our crucial quick fire around after
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: this final set of ads. Really, do you expect me
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: to listen to all of these ads? No, mister Bond,
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: I expect you to skip them. Ah. Our final quick
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: fire around will test our players broader pop culture knowledge,
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: and it's called Agents of Chaos. In this game, I
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: will give our players clues to a secret agent from
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: pop culture history. Those clues will be in the style
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: of Sean Connery bragging about being the better man than
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: they are, or just generally being grumpy and riffing on them.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: I just like to do this voice. Oh and there's
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: of course a classic I'm sticking with it. Of course
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: there's a classic gay lipper's twist. You need to share
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: your answer. The name's skean name, first name, shan name.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: So your answer needs to be delivered as bondy. It's quickfire.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: Shall buzz in by yelling out your team name, test name,
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: test these versus name sounds like a fun shummer. So
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: for example, if I said, where do I even start
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: with this yank? Every time he shaves the mission is impossible?
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: But John would name that by John Hunt Ethan Hunt. Yes,
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: very good. I'd also like to hear the names in
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: front of it as well.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 4: The name is Hunt. Yeah, okay, okay, got it.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: You can interrupt Sean at any point, I'm gonna lose
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: the shack. So quick, are we all ready to go? Yeah?
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, hands are clammy, It's time for quick fire
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 4: to go.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: Ready to go.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 4: Show.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: He thinks, look, just because she lost his memory, that
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: somehow makes him better than Yes, John, the name is
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: born Jason Bourne is indeed Jason Bourne. Now here's an
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: m I shish man. I can respect that. I hope
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: he doesn't expect me to carry him, though he shouned friendly.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: But he's either a tinker, yes, John Smile.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 4: The name is Smiley, George Smiley.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: Indeed George Smiley.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 6: Yes, a spy as soon as you said half of tinker.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 6: But John was too fast.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: Ah.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 4: A woman.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: She shounds like a spider who's going to trap me
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: in her web?
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 4: Yes, John again, the name is widow, black Widow.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: Yep, I'll take it black Widow. Good stuff. He's so fast.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: I would have taken either a sipen. Who's this slippery
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: bastard an unrespecting fellow with a cool hat. He also
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: has an evil scientist nemesis like me. I like this guy.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: He's also got a bill and he is laying eggs.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: We're gonna be ben with that one.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 6: Names Platypus, Perry Platypus is.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 5: We both got that's the tone of our team.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: Another typical yank. But ah, yes, I think I recognize
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: this guy. He started alongshide me in the Hunt for
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: Red October Tom Clancy. That oh yes, John.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 4: Oh wait, are we looking for the actor or.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, the name character of the character character. Yes, the
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: name is Ryan Jack Ryan. Yes, it is indeed Jack Ryan.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: Good stuff. John's killing it is killing it? Uh huh
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: ah a woman. Well maybe I have that many problems, sweetheart,
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: but you're not one of them. Don't you tell me
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: to get smart. You're as replaceable as the previous ninety eight.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: Name.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 3: Yes, oldre, the name's nine ninety nine.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: I'll take it. Yeah, agent, agent, Yeah it's okay.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 6: Yes, trying to remember the character's actual name.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 4: I know. Yeah, sneaky, I know. I'm like, I'm like, uh,
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 4: let me make a call real quick. Put my shoot
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 4: in my ear.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: Typical American. Sure he can tell the time, but truly
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: he's tired by our twenty three overwooked. Yes, John, dude,
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: Oh shoot.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, blank blank blank, it's it's you don't need to
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 6: not worry about who it is?
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: A mouse?
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 4: Oh, I don't get it.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: Good, throw off it to anyone else. I mean, I
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: know the property, I don't know anything about it.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to I can't remember. To be so mad.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: There's no way to run a counter terror units. And
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: will somebody answer that phone? Chloorde Testy. Yes, Jason names Sutherland,
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: Keifer Southern. You know, I'm I'm going to give you
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: a petty point. Oh what about winning this?
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 5: You've got like six it's the.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: Petty Jack Bauer is even watched that show growing up?
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: I haven't. Yeah, just keep for Southern one. And who
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: is this? Guy? Looks alien to me? That tiny gun
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: isn't gonna stop the cop. Yes, Jason, Ah, it's names
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: m agent. M Oh no, that's I've got here? Yes, John,
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: the names?
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 4: Oh, which one is it? J agent?
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: J That is what I have? Yes, that's what good?
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: Stamm it to hell? I fucked that up. There were
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: lots of lighters to choose between them.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 5: That could have been the whole game, right there. I
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 5: guess I shouldn't have sucked that up.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 4: Wined. I'm gonna hear about it later.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: Another yank who thinks she's the bee's knees. At least
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: this one's animated. I'll ride him hard and make him
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: nut up. Are we still doing frasing?
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 4: Name?
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 2: Yes, the names Archie Sterling archer.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: Phrasing. And I was thinking of like a squirrel. And
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: watch this they're using children now, Typical Americans it's game over.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: I'll show you on the Island of lost dreams. Either
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: child will do is something Sean has probably shed before.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: Est Yes, Jason. The names Cortez Corte.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, was my kids, but I never watched.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: Also, no one got that before I said the libelis thing. Sorry,
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: and this is supposed to be funny. The Americans never
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: did have a shrench of humor. Oh he's Canadian. The
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: only thing that shack alicious is a knight with Sean
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: ste Yes, Jason. The name is Powers, Austin Power. It
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: is indeed Austin Powers. Good stuff. The comeback is on maybe,
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: but no quick before the buzzer. Oh shoot ah, finally
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: a true British hero and icon. Testy. Oh yes, the
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: name is English, Johnny English.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 4: It is Johnny English. I was yet.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 5: Oh good, I wasn't going to give that to John.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 4: We lost still, since the win that we did.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, before we get to those maybe not so close
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: final scores, I'd like to thank our players genuinely. This
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: was an absolute riot. I'm smiling so much. You've all
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: been absolute psychopaths, willing to do anything for your country.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: Well done. Thank you, Ben, John I've got to share
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: something with you that happened a week ago. That was
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: a great moment that I had. I was feeling a
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: little unwell and I was like, how can I best
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: use this time? I was like, I know what I
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: can do. I can sit in bed and I can
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: read all three issues of Space Oddity's back to back,
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: reading issue three for the first time. You've done it again.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: It's another great comic. I love the comic within the
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: comic aspect that you did with Ray Gunderson. Fantastic stuff.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know if Space Oddity's three is available yet,
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: but tell I'll listen. It's all about space Uditas, where
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: they can find it, everything like that.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 6: It should be of like I think the planned really
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 6: I can't remember what date I put, but I think
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 6: it might have been March fifteenth.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 4: On Drive Through Comics. So nice, nice very likely might
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 4: be available.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: Then that's perfect.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 4: At least shortly after this comes out.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: I will add If it's shortly after, I will add
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: a link to the to the show notes for where
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: folks can pick up issue three.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, so it should be out there very soon
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 6: if it's not right now, so.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: Yes, just fantastic work. Great art, great story. I want
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: to know what happens in four, five and six, so
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: I hope it happens.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, me too, if I live long enough.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: Nice Jason, you got to do an alternative cover for
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: I did Space Dream Coming True.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 5: I don't know if that'll be available after March fifteen,
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 5: but it happened, and I'm so grateful.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: It was so fun to do that.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 6: We have a few of them lying around, so if
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 6: someone wants one, ah my one.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, physical copies are in shorter supply this time around,
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 4: but yeah, you can hit us up. What do they
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 4: Is there a forum on Space auditiescomic dot com.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 6: There's I think it's on your Big Cartel, but there
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 6: is a link on that, so you'd have to add
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 6: number three to the big Cartel page.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, we're gonna have to talk.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 6: Okay, yes, but here you're gonna he'll be away. If
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 6: nothing else, just send us a message somehow, like if
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 6: you listen to this podcast or on the discord, you
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 6: can get reached us. If you want jason'scover, let us
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 6: know and you'll get it.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 1: A good deal. Yeah, and Space Auditis Comic dot com,
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: as you said, for all Space Auditis info and where
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: you can pick up issues one and two and probably
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: three by the time this comes out.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 4: Yep, and thank you very much for the kind words.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 4: I appreciate it.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 6: Thanks, I'm glad. I'm glad you don't have cancer anymore.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 4: But uh you.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: That's the power of space oddits ease and exploration. Of course,
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: got the full back catalog still available where podcasts are found.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and we've we've talked about maybe recording another episode,
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 6: but we do this instead.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I appreciate every second we're like, wow.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 4: This is really fun, and then we're like all right,
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 4: I mean it's it's really fun to not have to
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 4: be the one editing.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you for all your time, all your energy,
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: everything you put into this. I'm sorry if it means
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: we get few episodes of exploration.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 4: That's not the only reason. Yeah, no, this is great.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 4: I feel like I hadn't been on in a long time,
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 4: and I definitely haven't been on an episode with Jason
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  Speaker 4: in like I.
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  Speaker 1: Don't know, a year and a half or some ship
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  Speaker 1: that's probably accurate. Yeah, Yeah, that's why there's a reunion
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  Speaker 1: feeling to this one. I like it the old yeah
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  Speaker 1: Gateleepers classic. Thank you, Ben thank you, John Jason press play.
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  Speaker 1: There is new episodes out every month on this very
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely there is, and if you like the vibe of
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  Speaker 5: this episode in particular, we have the geekspour boys on
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  Speaker 5: press play for the Double Dragon episode.
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  Speaker 1: Yes and yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Overall, we just look at the history me and Drew
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  Speaker 5: other cast member of Gateleapers. We look at the history
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  Speaker 5: of video game movies, which are famously fantastic. I could
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  Speaker 5: actually where they are at and history and how we
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  Speaker 5: get better from here on out.
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  Speaker 1: So it's super fun.
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  Speaker 5: It's a monthly record and we're very ahead of schedule,
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  Speaker 5: so if you want to get involved or listen, it's
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, not only is it great, it's also efficient.
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  Speaker 1: They're ahead of schedule. Guys, look at him.
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  Speaker 6: Go.
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  Speaker 4: I just hope I made up for my performance on
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  Speaker 4: that Double Dragon episode. Geez, that was that was so funny. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: I loved it so much.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I might cut this out, but I loved
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  Speaker 1: how it was the second recording of that and you
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  Speaker 1: guys just completely forgot all the tribute or even you
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  Speaker 1: did the same thing.
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  Speaker 4: It was more confusing the second time because everything was familiar,
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  Speaker 4: but I had less of an idea.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it made for great podcasting.
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  Speaker 4: It was good. Tell tell Drew that was rude as ship.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely all right, maybe I will leave this adds a
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  Speaker 2: little intrigue. Dad to go listen and see what it's about.
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  Speaker 6: It also right choice yes, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: spin off starring Danny DeVito. Okay, let's get to those
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  Speaker 1: final scores that you know weren't exactly close. But Jason,
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  Speaker 1: you you crawled back points at the end there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we stole some and that's what counts. The final scores
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  Speaker 1: are tests galore, one of the best team names ever.
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  Speaker 1: But finish, you finish on twenty five points and then
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  Speaker 1: name team name one of the smartest team names ever
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  Speaker 1: when with a very intelligent twenty nine and a half points.
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  Speaker 4: Check it. Yeah, I love the virtual high five. Now
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  Speaker 4: that's great.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, quick on this.
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  Speaker 2: Oh good job to you. No, we kicked them, but
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  Speaker 2: just like James Bond.
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  Speaker 4: Uh huh. Now time to sleep with some women I know. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: all right, bend over, Ben, we be Gateleapers.
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  Speaker 1: with this iconic quote from Barbara Broccoli on the casting
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  Speaker 1: of James Bond. When men change, maybe Bond will change.
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  Speaker 1: But let's wait. I'm not holding my breath. Goodbye,