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BONUS episode w/ Shaila Roach! · Here's to You

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About fruit in there. It's okay, yeah.
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Okay guys, let's do this bitch. Oh, that's what I do.
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I tried you're talking about now.
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Maybe you could cut its lit it and then put it on the side.
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Normally we wait till you can't drink it yet.
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You can't. Girl.
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Now is this the tub pool party? So you and my fucking husband,
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my husband plays the shit every morning.
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I will be like almost like still asleep and he'll put it on his
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computer. Yes, I just heard this song
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today. Oh no, this is from cat.
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Sonic Youth. Do you follow that page?
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Mmm. Catatonic youths.
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It's like people that blow it like, this on music videos.
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Fucking hilarious. But she's like, a big deal on
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their people love her. She'd make the throw and all the
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like gang, the all the like gangsters and she has her like
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65 years old, and the video. And you notice yes, like that
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old man. Yeah.
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So I told Mark, you know what, though that girl's body is?
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Fucking banging your boobs? Yes.
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Her boost me. Yes.
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I don't see one of these. Oh I'm so scared.
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I don't fuck it up. That gas buys things.
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It's the glass. Well, those will you be having
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the spaghetti special today? Yes, I'm glass of wine, please.
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Not you certainly senor. Here you are.
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Oh no senor. Plays before the podcast.
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Yeah. Brilliant voice acting that's
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what I was gonna say that / is like the best shit because it is
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so forced and you have no idea. It's like a Sprint takes to do a
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lot. I couldn't find the sound effect
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that I was like. That sounds like a drink
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spilling. So I had to go out the car
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crash. No it's dark as fuck.
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Don't know the context bad. That promo is what like, how
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many such a minute long? 30 seconds, 30 seconds 30
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seconds. It took them so many tries.
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I was like get it together, hours of my professional voice
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was coming up. Emily.
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Emily was like, oh no, let's call to you.
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I don't really like bitch, you like 20 times.
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We were like, why are you doing that?
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And every time she's get defensive, like I do sound like
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that weird. Don't customer service places.
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So, real, I had just recently, one of my best friends called
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the shop and she was wanting to book an appointment.
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She was like just kind of fuck with me.
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So she called the shop to book and so like I didn't like how
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long tattoo and she's like, yeah, I just want to go like
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evolving. I talk to him.
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I'm like yeah that's great. Like what are you wanting to
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get? And then like as she's like
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start talking I realized who it is and I was like oh what's up
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bitch? And she goes through the fuck
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was that? And I was like that's customer
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service Shay. I like to leave voicemails to
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Fanny like our customers. Do you is to be like, because
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her voice was like, hi, this is Salient show up.
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And I like my family, I chose and we pack them come.
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I'm just calling to let you know, why?
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You won't answer your fucking phone.
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Why you don't you? Yeah, I repeat for that one.
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Time that you left. Joe.
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A voicemail in his voicemail was so fucking long.
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Remember, when we were asking him to Bring Bob before us for
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Christmas episode and we were all here.
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You had it on. Do you remember that on speaker?
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We were just like. That was my was long as fuck.
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Like what? Yes, the best intro was so long.
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I don't remember. We're like I was knocking,
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that's it. That's still going.
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Like, you're still waiting to leave a voicemail.
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I must have blacked out. Yahoo look this smoothie hanging
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out over here. This bitch is not like a 14.
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Our smoothie. She I did not tell her the size.
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It's actually I got it for a discount.
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Okay, that's an $11. Well, yeah, he does.
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I love tits and butts. This is so cute.
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Look how would settle it. Looks like she's a little
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cropped up on. Look at her is good because we
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have the core and Yeah, fucking Fanny.
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I couldn't find it. Like you helped me.
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Normally, we wait for you as a last.
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This is such a beautiful. I don't know if we want to come
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back in some sense since Don's, not really talking we could and
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then that wish you could try it, and it doesn't set longer.
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Yeah, we'll just try it and explain it, he's on me.
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Just have them. No, dude.
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You have to move your whole setup shit.
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Make sure that front of them. Emily asked her.
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Why we're doing? Just, I will do everything I can
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do that. I always bring us back.
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This is working with each other, can you tell?
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Love it. I'm behind the scenes.
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These fucking bitches. I feel you.
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Boyfriend and girlfriend. We're just babysitting that all
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day. Don't tell him.
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So I get their kids games under Smith.
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I am no child, I'm not a child, wait, whatwhat's your re
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partner, your partner. We as people say we bicker like
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one, hey, sorry, sorry, you're not going to say anything while
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he's making the drink. Oh, my doing it right now or no.
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No, I'm gonna play the music. Once you get that drink made,
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I'll turn the mic down and then you pass it back to you right
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now? No, no.
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Bart. You'll known as start.
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Okay. Yeah so I should just can't I
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mean I'm going to bring us back. It's okay, it's okay that I'm
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the same way. Oh shit, he's recording.
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You just wait. Wait, because you're going to
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explain the drink, right? I don't know what the fuck you
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thinking. While you're I'm going to ask
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why we why we chose Today. Yeah.
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Okay. I'm like loud in general.
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So I have to be buddy. Let me show me aware.
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If you don't hear music, I don't
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hear anything. You'll hear anything at all.
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You just mess with the thing was freaking, now I can hear it.
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We need We probably need new headphones guys.
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It's a bit of a short dude. You hear it now though?
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Yeah, I'm good now. It's okay straight cut out.
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That's like but now it's good. It's good, it's good.
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No touching, no touching, you know?
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It's like when you like finally, get the, the cord on the
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charger, right? Yeah.
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Like more listeners. So that we could afford
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headphone. There you go.
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Should we turn this into a charity episode?
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Yes. Well, this all get really sad.
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In the before, before we actually get started.
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There is something that we can get out of the way because I'm
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not sure if I'm going to see you guys again before Christmas, or
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we might see each other tomorrow or something whatever.
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But I have a surprise for you guys.
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Yeah, he really do like us. I know.
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He loves me. Happy holidays.
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Aw, I feel like an asshole now don't have anything.
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Yeah, this one's mine. It's what I had available.
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Did you get that shirt? Really good?
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Handsome woman. Oh my God, that's you right
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there. Look.
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That's your biceps on your hair. Nailed it.
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Why are you so amazing? Sweet.
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Wow. I'm the best producer in the
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game. You are Fleur.
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So be shared on Facebook, you know, like you play the games
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and it says, like click here to see which celebrity.
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Oh yeah. Mine was like, Dwayne Johnson.
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Hell yeah. John Cena.
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Those are like that. That's so complimentary.
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Yeah, I would take those. Yeah, it's so dusty commented
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this but has damn it. That's amazing.
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I love that. Is that a BTS?
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I love. Did you see that?
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I don't know that much about it, but did you see that one of the
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BTS members like signed up for the military serving in the
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military right now? Yeah, he's like gone, right?
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Yeah. He's there until June, 20 24 and
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he comes. That's when he comes out.
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And then the next person goes in like REM goes and then sugar
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goes. So they're splitting it up.
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Yeah. And then today she is.
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Yeah. They have to have in Korea is
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mandatory and then they come back in t26.
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Oh my gosh. Wait, that's not all.
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What there's more. I also got you a combo gift and
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I wrapped it myself for both of us.
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Board game. We have to put, we have to leave
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this out for the rest of the episode.
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Oh, wait. Just like that.
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Just like, no, it's way too. Big.
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Emily smile. Emily I don't know if you were
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taking pictures in it. Yeah, they got a store in the
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mall here. Yeah.
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Yeah, it's all that, you know, we reference a lot of SpongeBob
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on the show. I love it.
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I've heard it. They they have some fascination
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with sponge. It's okay.
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I have children so I get it. I know our chill a lot of Oh my
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God. Dusty.
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They're going to turn that into a drinking game immediately.
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Yes, already I know tonight. We're playing on record it.
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That should be a year. Special Christmas episode that
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did come to mind. Actually.
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Yeah. Drop it - drop might get a
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little there like the see what happens?
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Let's not say anything. Let's just stand at the window
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and stare, see how long it takes.
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Do you want water, or do you want anything before?
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Because the drink won't actually be until the middle.
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Okay? Yeah, that we also have these.
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We have cut water because I learned the hard way and these
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assholes didn't tell me. Okay.
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In one of our episodes, we've only had one other gin Drinker
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and these assholes didn't tell me but I took a shot.
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No, she said it up Jen. Yes, she was awful.
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She said it really fast. And then before everybody could
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go, no, don't you wanted me to? And I was like, man.
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Here's the thing is that this is going to make me sound like an
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alcoholic but like, there's not really a lot of drinks that I
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don't like, like I'm just not that picky.
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So I'll do anything. But like if I have a choice,
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especially this time of year, Jenna's like my Her drink.
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Yeah. Because like you know, like the
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Juniper and like you get like this is so fucking white lady.
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I'm so sorry. It was enough to put like you
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put your, put your Christmas tree up.
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Yeah. And you have your lights, you
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know, I play a Christmas movie and like g&t.
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Yes like cement and a lime like that it fucking hits like that
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sounds the only in winter. Like I'm not gonna drink.
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Hey, I would I would do the same fucking thing.
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Like it's I don't know something about it.
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My I make my drinks varies seasonally.
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What is this? This is looks You want this
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server? You're going to get drunk with
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these. All right, just FYI.
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Oh, this is 25 percent. Yep.
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Oh damn. It's a good time.
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It's a good time. The two of those.
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Hey, I mess up on this. I'm gonna have to I'll be like
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next. Like, man, I'll give you guys an
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opportunity. You know what about that?
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I got drunk off to those. Mmm, even one.
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Even one can make you feel good. So that's really good.
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Yeah. They're so good.
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There's Palomas. There's also cut water.
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Also, even has tequila, I haven't tried it yet, but just,
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just straight up tequila. Yes, yeah.
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So they have like a lot of options if you like, mules,
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whatever it is that you like they have it.
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Why like a mule that's good. The Margaritaville I margar.
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And one is the one that is the most.
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Online. No way, that's super duty loves
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you. Dude, topic?
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Online Emily. Have you been to that?
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Kpop, the Kpop stop. I have not been here.
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I've been here. It was so cool.
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Then he hasn't taken you so he said I'll take you.
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Okay there you go. We'll go there.
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It's so cute in their really. Yes my my oldest son.
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Well, okay, first of all, I'm like a secret gigantic.
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Kpop fan. I'm the biggest K-pop phantoon
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and I don't know this is this is completely random.
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But I just really like, you know, when people are like, I
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like all kinds of music all wasn't anything, like 90% of the
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time. They don't mean it.
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Yeah, like, I mean, that shit and I really love International
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music, like I just because like, especially like not being like
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bilingual and just like being raised in one language.
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Like, I just love the way it sounds.
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And so, like, my secret Talent is being able to like fucking
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sleigh care. Okita songs and like other
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languages, what? So I love like now.
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It's like not side. I was like I said it in Spanish
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and you're like yeah it is freezing.
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And I was like dang that's so well, so that okay.
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So I all of the obviously I'm like, white white, like I did my
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DNA recently and it was just like, like she's a fucking
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paper. It was just like, here you go.
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I was you and your family, you guys have no seasoning at all.
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So why even get like Scottish so where I ended up being Eight
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percent English, okay? Which is like the whitest
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fucking that you can get, you know what I mean?
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Like, if you're German, that's like a little culture but like
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straight up. I'm talking like cold beans,
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fucking British, right? So then which is really weird
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too, because like, I've always had, I just about last year, but
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I've always had like an affection towards British things
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like, oh, and I don't know why. I like I love British
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television. I love like, that's like the top
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of my list were when I go. Yeah, like the weather.
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There seems awesome. I love the culture there.
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I love like I drive a fucking British vehicle.
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Like and so I when I drink tea every morning like I'm hot tea
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person. That's funny and this gets him
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back, is he? Yes, I put creamer in my teacher
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and then like a trooper in. Yes.
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And so they put creamer and I've always wondered this is like
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super weird and maybe it makes zero sense.
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But like how much of that was predisposed?
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Like, in My DNA? You know what I mean?
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And that might be bullshit, but when I found out, I was like,
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almost 60% British my tables over half and so it's like I
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wonder if there's like any Of those traits, you know what I
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mean? That carries down like that.
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I like got like developed outwardly like, without knowing.
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I don't, ya know, but but so all of the women and not all, but a
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lot of the women in my family, married Mexican men.
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Uh-huh. So all of my cousins are Mexican
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and so I grew up like the, like third generation, didn't speak
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Spanish, but like the older family members did.
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And so, but then like so I like grew up around like a lot of
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that. And then before, like, I had So
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I went to Goddard from school and I was friends with like all
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four of our Mexican kids. That's like what we had.
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Yeah, but like, I was, I started taking Spanish classes in, fifth
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grade. Hmm, and that's awesome.
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And I went through my senior year so I can read and write
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Spanish. Wow.
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Really well, so like I have a couple friends that I only
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communicate with in like my broken Spanish and another swing
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creaking. Oh no, And so yeah I picked that
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up like conversationally. I can understand a lot better
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than I can speak it. Yes, my accent sucks, but it's
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been really cool because I have a lot of clients.
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Like I get a lot of clients from Western Kansas that come from
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like their garden and liberal. Yeah, or not, all Western belly
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cars and liberal Dodge like that.
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Our brow plans. Mainly.
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Yeah, because there's a lot like before y'all.
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There isn't also if it's if it's contextual, I can do, okay?
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Yeah. And it's really fun because I
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get like all of these Sweet little like Mexican Grandma's.
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Don't speak English or like barely do.
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And so even if I found like, even if I just try like a little
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bit. Yeah, like, oh, that's so cool.
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Oh yeah. But I'm working on it.
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Yeah. But yeah, the the music thing I
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don't know, I just always like my cousin's, you know, we're
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always just like listening to Selena and like old Shakira like
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the old ass like only Spanish records and stuff.
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Yeah. And so yeah and so are you two?
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So for some reason that like Parlay it into like Kpop and
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like Japanese music. And wow, that's awesome.
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So like that was almost really bad for you.
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That would know that was almost immediately.
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But yeah. So I don't know.
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I just I like all that stuff. So, but yeah.
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So I can talk your ass off about Kpop.
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What the heck was? Are you serious?
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You don't like it. She doesn't like it because it
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she doesn't like it. You try from yours.
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She doesn't like it because it's not We know, she does a sect or
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not. It's the first drink.
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She doesn't like it because it's not sweet.
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No, I don't like sweet things. You do.
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Like sweet things. You're so confusing.
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Yes. Oh, that water.
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It's cut water. Literally gave her half.
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She's she's a pussy because they're fuzzy.
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Okay. And I was checking it and me
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Donny, don't like this string because his like fucking name is
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Nancy. And she's a really, I like I'm
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telling you but like I said, what I'm not picky but I said,
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what I said. So fucking drunk even before we
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got to the game. Oh shit.
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I got drunk at the parking. What kind of game the soccer
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game? And I was with my brother.
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That was it? What kind of game you guys went
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to not Royals, but what is it this morning soccer game.
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Yeah, over in Sporting KC of the case.
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Porting concave. Yes, he's that's where they
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were. It was you're supposed to be
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drunk at a soccer game. Girl, she to drug for soccer.
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You're fucked up. Oh, I was like, that's like I
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was so. Like, if you're too drunk for
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baseball, like you're just like kind of Tipsy are too drunk for
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soccer. Not that, I don't really like
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how she said that about baseball though, because baseball is
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boring. It's so funny.
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So you have to get drawn, dude. I love how long before.
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Fuck is baseball anyways. Oh my cousin's, love it, I love
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professional sports like all go to pretty much.
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Any professional sports game but fuck a baseball game.
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Yeah, I'll go to a baseball game for a fucking hot dog, that's
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it. It's not worth it.
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It's not worth Allison. Take Me Out to the Ball Game and
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I'll be like, I am fucking now. I can do.
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No, it's just any other sport, even if I don't know shit about
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it, it all children will be fun but girl not be nine.
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You know, one of these days, one of these days I say we should
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all go on a field trip and get drunk at a tennis game.
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That's I'm down. You know.
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My favorite sporting things like I'm completely full of shit so
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you guys will figure that out. Oh me too.
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Yeah, so ugly. But I love acting like I'm not
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so yeah. So I'll go to like you know I
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gladly go to a tennis game. Yeah.
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And we like you know you get excited and don't really like it
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running on that one too. Yeah.
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Don't like people that know about shit.
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Yeah. And they're like, what?
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Like, yeah. Like an idiot and just like make
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stuff up and like I do it all the time.
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Like I did all the time at the tattoo shop.
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A couple guys have custom choppers that they felt.
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Yeah. And they're huge, you know,
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because I like big dudes, not like the bikes that are like as
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tall as me. Yeah, I couldn't possibly get
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on. So, in the summertime I used to
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smoke cigarettes and I don't anymore and I miss it so much.
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It's like the saddest thing ever do for you, girl.
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Yeah, I did it. I fucking did it.
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I'm still, I'm still so sad about it.
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I did not want to, but so she was pregnant with Emery, and she
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was still smoking. So my God, you just called her
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out. I was born in 87 but I grew up,
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like, my parents smoked inside. We were like sucking down
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secondhand smoke in the fucking world, Swagger in the station
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wagon. Most like I, you know, we were
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to, like, we came out like, with ashtrays time and I but yeah, I
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stopped stopped smoking in. But I used to smoke out in front
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of the And, of course, there's always people walking down
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Douglas. And of course, every time you
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have some fucking guy that's like, oh Chopper, whose is that?
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And it's like, doesn't fucking matter, you know?
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Because like I'm not gonna go in and be like, hey, Kevin stop
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tattooing. Come talk to this guy about your
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motorcycle. You don't care what I mean.
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And so I would just always say, oh, it's mine.
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Yeah. And they look at me like I could
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physically not get on these things.
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Like couldn't hold it up like their gigantic and so they do
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like, oh no shit. And I'm like, yeah.
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And they'd be like what is that? Like a 64.
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And I'm like it's a 63. Like and they'd be like, oh,
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what is that? Like, I don't like oh, you know,
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it's a Softail. I put that on it.
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Like and they're like, oh, how did you get that?
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And I like the me make, it should have to be like, yeah, I
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made that fucking whammy bar by myself, like, making up parts
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that don't exist. And they're always, like, people
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won't back down from it because it'll be like someone randomly
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trying to act, like they know about this motorcycle and then
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I'll just be saying nonsense and they're just like, oh, yeah,
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yeah, that's cool. My buddies got one of those okay
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later. You're like I'm sure he does
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because I 100% made up that way. Yeah, but I just I just but you
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can't back down from it. You just have to keep going.
27:51
Yeah, and we did that. We always lie to our clients
27:55
when they ask we have so much Taxidermy like a lot of the
27:57
shops to. Yeah.
27:58
And so the, a common question that we get somebody is like
28:00
well, who killed all these animals.
28:02
And so I would say Megan did because it's been oh she's of
28:06
you know, beautiful little native lady that's yeah.
28:10
The tiniest person in the shop, but I'm like, yeah.
28:12
And they're like, what is she killed his with, unlike a Bo?
28:17
Yeah, and so he's like, do you use
28:30
this? You know, whatever.
28:40
Joke for so long. It's not people will come in and
28:44
be like a shield on the hunt and we're, yes.
28:49
And yes, we're just not going to let it go because the image of
28:53
her doing that is so funny to me.
28:54
Yeah, and yeah, II always thought she was tough.
29:00
Adrian was telling us about. Did you hear Adrian's, episode?
29:04
He ends up telling us about that one chick, that he ends up
29:07
giving his her, the, like, money the deposit.
29:10
Okey-dokey artichoke was it the change story?
29:13
Yes, I was there for that and that was too buddy.
29:16
Yeah, she was fucking pissed. She's not like that.
29:21
Hey, he's Petty is fucked. He's like, fuck it.
29:24
I'm gonna give you your money back and change.
29:26
Yeah. No, I I didn't listen to that
29:29
episode. I haven't gotten through all of
29:30
them. Oh, that's all right through,
29:32
almost all of them. Oh wow.
29:35
Thank you. Thank you.
29:36
Thank you. No for real, and we're fun.
29:40
Break this. I've been sharing it and I like,
29:43
I love you. So, I will tell you guys right
29:46
now, I am perpetually band on Facebook.
29:50
I am the worst. And I get banned on Facebook.
29:52
Like, I'll be back for like, three days and all the fucking
29:55
band again. So, I am right now.
29:57
Facebook jail. I am 21 days through my 30-day.
30:00
Stay in Facebook. Jail.
30:01
Oh my God, for hold on, for the fourth time.
30:07
This is my fourth 30 days a year.
30:08
They catch you like dead people. I feel like, you know, I hate
30:13
anything bad because I'm fucking band all the time.
30:15
I can't post anything. How about you how did you get
30:19
ban on face? Because the shit you say Okay so
30:22
the this time it was because I was instigating violence and but
30:27
see the thing is that it's done by boss.
30:29
So they pick up keywords and then they just put a ban on your
30:33
ass. So the first couple times it
30:34
happens you'll get a warning where it's like you're blowing
30:37
this person? Are you sure you want to post
30:38
this? And then you're like, huh?
30:40
Yeah, fuck that ho fuck your mom did.
30:47
Yeah, just over and over dick. But nothing I've said has even
30:52
is even like that aggressive and because I really do try and keep
30:56
it Chill on Facebook. Because so I used to be one of
30:58
those people that would like I would just be trolling people in
31:01
the middle of the night, like, in the, like, news comments and
31:03
stuff. Yeah.
31:04
And it wouldn't be serious. Well, but it would not be
31:06
certain I wouldn't be mad. I thought I would just like Punk
31:09
someone out. My favorite one is KK.
31:12
KK. Ya can't move.
31:13
I have me. My uncle have her own little
31:15
badges because we talk shit on everybody on where you're like a
31:17
top fan, top fan. So did you guys won't believe
31:21
that? So, check this out.
31:22
So I was that person forever and I would get it because, like, I
31:25
am, like, very outspoken. Like, you know, me roll, like,
31:28
all you happen, REO the pot, it was great.
31:32
I was telling them about things that I've seen about like, you
31:39
know, Oh my God, I want to say gay straight Alliance but more
31:44
around like a trans issues, cause there's a lot of that, you
31:47
know, always and so I've always seen all your posts supportive
31:50
and all of that, so that's why I'm like I can't believe you're
31:52
banned. Well, that's the thing though.
31:54
Is that it's always me going up against the other side.
31:56
That's true. It's true.
31:58
We are and I love which talks. I feel like Wichitas like such
32:00
an awesome, like Progressive City that like floats on this
32:03
cloud above like this shit of Kansas.
32:05
Yeah. Oh, that's and so we're it's,
32:07
you know, and I get like very my wife gets very insular.
32:10
Our we're like all of my friends are, it's a sounding board you
32:14
know? Because we all like I only fuck
32:15
with people that have the same. Not the same beliefs is me.
32:18
Like I don't want to say that because I feel like I'm totally
32:21
cool with people that have different opinions until it
32:23
crosses the line into affecting the human rights of my friend.
32:27
Yeah. And at that point it's like fuck
32:29
you. We're not doing this.
32:30
Yeah. Because we're talking about
32:32
human rights. Yeah.
32:33
So I get I get into some bullshit on Facebook.
32:36
You fuck with me? Don't do even 100%?
32:39
Do you mean And that's, yeah, it's just it kind of just, I
32:45
don't know. I just get it.
32:47
Yeah, I get called out and they, I think now, on by the Bots, I
32:51
think I'm flagged now because now I'm getting banned for
32:54
stuff. That's like, not that serious.
32:57
So, the first time I got Beyond, this is fun.
33:00
My first 30-day, band was for soliciting, Controlled
33:06
Substances. Uh-huh.
33:07
Because so we're open Trying to get drugs on Facebook.
33:12
Oh my God! Are you fucking?
33:19
Here's how stupid and like that sounds tight, right?
33:21
Like, you're like trying to get drugs.
33:23
That's cool. But like, I'm a fucking square.
33:25
Like, I don't party. I've like, never tried any, I've
33:28
smoked me like twice and like gone home, like, because I can't
33:31
do it and I drink drink something, that's it.
33:35
But so we're self-employed, right?
33:37
And most of the people that I almost Jurors don't have health
33:41
insurance, right? I'm like one of the few that I
33:43
know that actually, like, pays privately for health insurance.
33:45
Look at you, you're a grown, I have kids.
33:48
If I didn't, I probably wouldn't, but you're a grown-up
33:50
but I'm the fucking grown up here, you are?
33:52
Yeah, yeah. So if for you, my kids are
33:56
expensive. Well, I'm also like really dumb
33:59
and super puppies. So, like one of these days I'm
34:02
going to step in front of a fucking car or something like on
34:05
my phone. And I'm going to be in the
34:06
hospital for like a really long time and I know that.
34:09
So like I need That engines back up because it's gonna fucking
34:12
happen and then I'm like, the breadwinner of my family.
34:14
So, like, we're fucked, if I don't have it.
34:16
Yeah. So what happened was, Steve that
34:21
owns hell bomb. He had a toothache and like, you
34:25
know, random just like cheek puffed-up swollen.
34:27
He's in a lot of pain. Makes it.
34:29
A dentist appointment. Of course, you can't just go
34:30
straight in. Yeah.
34:31
So it's going to be like five days or whatever.
34:33
Oh, yeah. The man is dying off.
34:34
And I'm like, we need to get you some amoxicillin and I'm like,
34:37
okay everybody that's fucking insurance ends up taking half of
34:39
their amoxicillin. True.
34:40
Because, you know, a bitch is not going to finish that full
34:42
round. No, no.
34:43
Like, we're going to take three. We're going to feel better and
34:45
we're not going to take the rest of it.
34:46
Yeah. As prescribed nobody does
34:48
everybody and their grandma in their aunt has like a half use
34:51
bottle of amoxicillin and yeah, their cabinet, right?
34:54
So I can Mexico. You can buy these, I know.
34:56
Yeah, yeah. And so we get on Facebook and
34:59
I'm like, yo, does anybody have your mocs?
35:01
It's a lonely. And I don't even think about it
35:06
as being something. That's actually a lie beneath, a
35:09
Mexican market. I should have said hey who's
35:13
taking me to the exactly it was like nope. 30 days.
35:27
Yeah I was like oh shit. That's actually illegal.
35:31
Yeah. That's a crime to get
35:32
prescription drugs from song one.
35:34
Yeah and I was just like trying to get like my friends mouth to
35:37
feel better and so I was like well, for and then ever since
35:41
then they're just on my ass this one is this fan was for ya
35:46
inciting violence because my girlfriend you guys know that
35:50
selfie spot yeah on Douglas so Ashley Anders and her husband
35:53
own are good friends of mine and clients and they had like an
35:56
issue recently where somebody kept smearing shit on their
35:58
window like yeah like and they put up this beautiful sign and
36:04
those two people they have like a fucking grip of kids and their
36:08
amazing parents and they have like two businesses Multiple
36:10
businesses, they kill their amazing people that have, like,
36:13
Staples of Wichita, like they're going to be fucking names in,
36:16
Wichita, for sure if they're not already.
36:17
And so, I've just seen them like work so hard on this and then
36:20
someone was just like being an asshole and they kept smearing
36:23
shit on their sign if it was happening every night when they
36:26
were only gosh. So of course, one of my other
36:29
girlfriends comments and just like, we never Stakeout.
36:31
We need to go overnight and figure out who the fuck is doing
36:33
this? And so I was like, I'm down to
36:35
fuck someone up, 30 days. Yeah, and that's where I'm at
36:39
right now. Yeah, all right.
36:41
And that someone is like it's us.
36:44
It's not a person that exists. So now I think like if you read
36:47
that in context, you know, I wasn't like actually doing it
36:51
but the Bots just go like locked up the hell.
36:56
I actually just recently downloaded like where you can go
36:59
into Facebook. You can download all your files
37:00
or like the file that has all of your photos because I am so
37:04
worried that one of these days they're just going to take it
37:07
oh, because they could. Yeah, they have a lot.
37:10
But they also lock me out of my business page, that's why I got.
37:14
So I have to have my assistant, get onto my Facebook a.k.a., get
37:18
on my Facebook and respond to this person about a price or
37:20
whatever because like I've literally, it shuts me down.
37:22
Oh my God. Yeah, oh my God.
37:24
That's why we don't have Emily linked out to are they?
37:28
Because it's just part of the world, was it?
37:32
She's a insurrectionist. She's like, what did you do?
37:40
No, I'm like so excited. If you are just being like that
37:43
is tired as far as your Confederate person you're an
37:46
election denier. You're a Confederate woman.
37:49
Did you deny covid to one of the folks in the capital on the 6?
37:54
That's why I'm so proud that I'm William Johnson went got
37:58
pictures there, you said Emily fan and that should be the other
38:05
way around. Have mine hooked up by accident.
38:12
No, it was a whole thing. We that metacentre is hard to
38:16
navigate. I hate it, it's hard.
38:19
Yeah, I tried that and I was like, this is hard.
38:21
I don't know. Are we allowed to say that we
38:22
hate them metaverse online and act like, I'm gonna get fucking
38:29
be kind of crazy next step, bro, is me going to actual Facebook
38:34
to where they're like turns out there is one your fucking here.
38:37
Now, just like this. Yeah, I think It's funny when
38:40
people go on Facebook, jail, because it makes me think, like,
38:43
man, they said some raunchy ass shit.
38:46
I'm like, I'm gonna try to go on Facebook.
38:55
Let me tell you, we need to actually officially started.
39:00
Yeah, we're done. We haven't even started.
39:02
Yeah, so this is here, everybody Don that is Shayla.
39:09
Started recording. Okay, perfect.
39:17
I'll definitely come on. I just want to say, I did not
39:24
listen to All of Adrian's episode, but I did see that he
39:26
got two parts and like, I'm here to beat that.
39:30
Oh, fuck it. Look at it too far.
39:36
This is not obligatory, I'm not asking.
39:39
I'm Just saying if there's enough brilliant content that we
39:41
need two parts. Like I'm cool with that.
39:43
The only reason that I didn't stop us before I was like this
39:46
is great fucking shit that's getting into the Mike's right
39:49
now. So I'm just gonna let it ride
39:51
but I can't let it ride forever so you guys.
39:53
Yeah you have to we have to have like a human Just saying if
39:39
there's enough brilliant content that we need two parts.
39:42
Like I'm cool with that. The only reason that I didn't
39:44
stop us before I was like this is great fucking shit that's
39:48
getting into the Mike's right now.
39:49
So I'm just gonna let it ride but I can't let it ride forever
39:53
so you guys. Yeah you have to we have to have
39:54
like a human