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- 0:00Speaker 1: This was the first episode we shot of this show
- 0:03Speaker 1: with this group, and I'm gonna tell you right now,
- 0:06Speaker 1: the episode is all over the place. It's utter chaos.
- 0:08Speaker 1: We don't stay on the topics. We don't get to topics.
- 0:11Speaker 1: But it's hilarious. This is not how the show goes.
- 0:14Speaker 1: It's not how it's meant to go. That's what happened
- 0:16Speaker 1: with me, Pat to here and little get together enjoy anyway,
- 0:19Speaker 1: it's a good time me up.
- 0:25Speaker 2: That's kind of tight, you know how me time I
- 0:28Speaker 2: died in Mario. I'm not playing that. That's good news
- 0:32Speaker 2: for porn though.
- 0:39Speaker 3: You get an std what Brandon virus that was on
- 0:45Speaker 3: my couch.
- 0:48Speaker 4: Type of virus I played level six.
- 1:00Speaker 3: Get you got a porn start pregnant? Now you gotch
- 1:02Speaker 3: like terrible. You gotta pull the card down. I'm never
- 1:09Speaker 3: coming back, ever coming back.
- 1:18Speaker 1: Welcome to our Saws on the Internet podcast where Kevi
- 1:21Speaker 1: on stage and his comedian friends talk about random things
- 1:24Speaker 1: on the Internet. Today, I got Patrick the Cloud to
- 1:27Speaker 1: hear the more and Lulu the Gonzales uh and you
- 1:30Speaker 1: can submit questions to the Internet a Kevi on stage
- 1:33Speaker 1: or pick your poisons. But the only thing is the
- 1:35Speaker 1: story have to be old, nothing trending, nothing new, and
- 1:38Speaker 1: they must be like, nigga what. That's the only thing
- 1:41Speaker 1: when you read, you gotta be like, nigga what? And
- 1:44Speaker 1: this this this first thing is is nigga what?
- 1:46Speaker 5: How would your white fans describe this?
- 1:49Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, it's like the white girls on TikTok
- 1:53Speaker 3: with the nigga comes up.
- 1:54Speaker 1: There like always leaning with the big.
- 1:59Speaker 2: Ship, you know, because like before, like white people would
- 2:02Speaker 2: be dancing and kind of murmmuring, like muttering.
- 2:05Speaker 3: Murmuring, murmuring, murmuring the words, and people would like stop
- 2:08Speaker 3: and be like you said it kind of lips.
- 2:11Speaker 5: Nigga gotta be like.
- 2:14Speaker 3: You gotta they gotta mouth has to be closed for sure.
- 2:18Speaker 3: If I was white, I would cover it and say
- 2:20Speaker 3: nigga behind.
- 2:22Speaker 6: I said, the captures other than my chip.
- 2:34Speaker 3: It'd be like I saw the chip moove twice.
- 2:38Speaker 7: That's a nigga to go down to the job singing
- 2:44Speaker 7: me out. I mean, let me yours for sure, because
- 2:47Speaker 7: the beard, Yeah, like you're too.
- 2:53Speaker 3: I gotta you gotta be a ventriloquist. What quist? That's
- 2:57Speaker 3: a hard way. Nigga. Nigga, No good nigga. I think
- 3:02Speaker 3: I gonna see your mouth, but you gonna do it.
- 3:05Speaker 2: I like to hear being a ventriloquist, teeth small, he
- 3:08Speaker 2: would get away with it.
- 3:11Speaker 3: Why all right? Take it easy, man? Was nig all right?
- 3:17Speaker 1: Today's story first story? Japanese schools are still banning ponty pony.
- 3:23Speaker 3: Jesus, I mean any of your mouth.
- 3:27Speaker 2: The funniest thing is the last thing you said before
- 3:29Speaker 2: that was trying to trip to her.
- 3:31Speaker 3: You're trying to make him say something you can't say.
- 3:34Speaker 4: Ponies porters on his mind? Now torn dog.
- 3:39Speaker 3: Tony Japanese schools. Now that word is blinking red. You
- 3:48Speaker 3: got more words? You don't about to die? Got that.
- 3:58Speaker 5: Is hard?
- 3:59Speaker 3: The game started the prologue prove luck.
- 4:12Speaker 2: Stigga done prolog.
- 4:19Speaker 1: Prologue Way wait, the stakes were that high for regular stuff?
- 4:27Speaker 1: You got the thing on like spell professor, go ahead
- 4:30Speaker 1: and just kill restaurant.
- 4:32Speaker 3: Know if it's necessary, would do it for me? Definitely? Definitely, nigga. Definitely.
- 4:39Speaker 4: In itinerary, Nigga, just say schedule tar crazy when you
- 4:45Speaker 4: start writing and you're like, have I ever seen this
- 4:47Speaker 4: word before?
- 4:48Speaker 3: The iterations of itinerary look wrong? What I t e
- 4:52Speaker 3: I t an? I turned into that chick.
- 4:57Speaker 2: Glitching the matrix every time I'm trying to sp bro
- 5:01Speaker 2: then you always and then put like exactly what we're
- 5:04Speaker 2: doing exactly exactly you know what gives me to this
- 5:07Speaker 2: is easy? What exactly e x A C T L
- 5:12Speaker 2: Y boom you know, against me, I would be dead
- 5:15Speaker 2: effect versus affect when you use that one, when.
- 5:18Speaker 1: You use the right one, yeahs, and I'd be like impact,
- 5:22Speaker 1: well you know what impact.
- 5:24Speaker 3: It will work. Well.
- 5:27Speaker 2: The way it was explained to me is like special
- 5:29Speaker 2: effects and how effects is like the effect is what
- 5:33Speaker 2: you see with that effect is what like if somebody's affected,
- 5:36Speaker 2: but always.
- 5:37Speaker 3: If you just affect with an a is.
- 5:39Speaker 2: Yeah, you just think of special effects. You can kind
- 5:42Speaker 2: of figure it out.
- 5:43Speaker 1: Okay, So help me in a sentence like Lulu has
- 5:45Speaker 1: this effect on men. That would be like the e okay, okay,
- 5:50Speaker 1: So the man broke up with Lulu and he was affected,
- 5:55Speaker 1: that would be.
- 5:55Speaker 3: A right, yeah man, that's okay because the special effect
- 5:59Speaker 3: is like happy right there.
- 6:00Speaker 4: So it's like how I was the source of this,
- 6:02Speaker 4: uh example, right, we were learning about something totally different
- 6:08Speaker 4: in the context of dogging.
- 6:10Speaker 3: You tried lou lose wedding. Lose wedding.
- 6:27Speaker 1: That's such an effect on people, that's a right, Like
- 6:32Speaker 1: they were most at her wedding where she got married
- 6:36Speaker 1: and she was happy.
- 6:37Speaker 3: Would they be effect now, I don't know. In that text,
- 6:41Speaker 3: that's when it comes to bar. You don't know, Yeah,
- 6:44Speaker 3: lose too happy.
- 6:44Speaker 5: In this example, give me a Saturday lose.
- 6:49Speaker 3: Loneliness affected.
- 6:54Speaker 8: Lulu tripped and fall and felt as an effect.
- 6:59Speaker 5: Then give me some negativity so I can sort this up.
- 7:07Speaker 1: That did not care about English niggas. Why am I
- 7:11Speaker 1: singing the hypothetical why.
- 7:14Speaker 3: A schoolhouse rock was all sad?
- 7:20Speaker 9: I'm just a lovely bitch sitting on Capitol Hill.
- 7:43Speaker 3: Jun juntion? What's your function? Sitting at home lonely?
- 7:48Speaker 5: I had gotten, oh man conjunction.
- 7:52Speaker 8: He's not even teaching the kids.
- 7:57Speaker 5: Kin junction? Junction?
- 7:59Speaker 3: What you function?
- 8:02Speaker 5: All my friends are married.
- 8:04Speaker 3: I have no chads.
- 8:11Speaker 10: This thing with the worry, Hey, I don't like that,
- 8:16Speaker 10: so I'm more your more.
- 8:24Speaker 11: All my friends are married, Danna for why yes, I
- 8:34Speaker 11: gotta taking a hungry away sounds married for them.
- 8:43Speaker 5: All the other kids are like, what's the conjunction?
- 8:45Speaker 3: You never taught us?
- 8:47Speaker 12: You never You're not teaching us anything, paying in front diner, yourself,
- 8:58Speaker 12: paying for ship solo trips.
- 9:03Speaker 13: That you fucked up for that just want a trip myself?
- 9:11Speaker 13: You dirty by the mother pants?
- 9:13Speaker 3: You what super fun? You're not still paint off the
- 9:20Speaker 3: tickets almost We just talking about it, like two weeks ago.
- 9:26Speaker 3: She was like, i'make the trip by myself. I'll just
- 9:27Speaker 3: go do it.
- 9:28Speaker 5: Have a can you encouraged me too.
- 9:33Speaker 3: He was like, all your pictures are taking on a timer.
- 9:42Speaker 8: Asking other people to take your pair conjunction Judge.
- 9:50Speaker 3: Wearing rings on the middle and on the in deck.
- 9:55Speaker 5: Don't worry, it's costume, jewelry, rhyme.
- 10:03Speaker 3: He's just singing me news about he hasn't rhyme. The
- 10:06Speaker 3: one no education, no rhyme. The Little Refigure had the
- 10:11Speaker 3: podcast being left out.
- 10:20Speaker 4: Because all I'm figuring on the podcast but just there
- 10:23Speaker 4: like I never had a deference.
- 10:24Speaker 8: I never It was like they don't even understand the city,
- 10:29Speaker 8: saying charging your rose every day?
- 10:34Speaker 3: What is the rose rose looking at me?
- 10:39Speaker 14: Like not again, jeh figure the same story being like Jesus,
- 10:53Speaker 14: it's not even he's my battery.
- 10:57Speaker 5: No, we say.
- 11:02Speaker 3: You told me, I up. I want the same boat. Oh,
- 11:07Speaker 3: my god, bro oh oh well, thank you guys. Watch
- 11:15Speaker 3: that's all you get today. I can't six of these?
- 11:20Speaker 3: I can't you some lit the first thing wrong. I'm sweat.
- 11:24Speaker 3: I'm literally sweating, even got to talk.
- 11:28Speaker 4: They came out to say, ponytails with six pancakes in.
- 11:40Speaker 5: His mouth, but yesterday's breaks. Why we're still here?
- 11:48Speaker 3: Swallow us think st pancakes and his gold the ghost
- 11:55Speaker 3: taping moved on yet because they're still in his mouth.
- 11:59Speaker 3: Can't the market.
- 12:03Speaker 5: And we're buddycakes.
- 12:10Speaker 3: Street it out. It's not funny, it's not smunning, but
- 12:14Speaker 3: it's not you.
- 12:16Speaker 15: What up?
- 12:16Speaker 5: Guys?
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- 14:28Speaker 3: They're watching Lunch and.
- 14:29Speaker 12: Dinner pass like Yo sallow go away.
- 14:33Speaker 3: He's not eating, stop eating slack skipping the line they
- 14:40Speaker 3: got the fast past. It's a right man. He likes us.
- 14:45Speaker 3: What sticks.
- 14:49Speaker 16: Sim the specific things to be eating.
- 15:07Speaker 3: I can't do six of these food in your mouth.
- 15:11Speaker 3: Watching other food cast is crazy, just like this food
- 15:18Speaker 3: is like black who with my that is that me
- 15:21Speaker 3: will do it?
- 15:21Speaker 10: In the.
- 15:24Speaker 3: Niggers, come up, dap the bodyguard like, you will walk
- 15:27Speaker 3: on in? Shut up, I'm getting how're we gonna be
- 15:34Speaker 3: tape on his tongue.
- 15:35Speaker 17: You no vegetables that you know they ain't getting in
- 15:39Speaker 17: no time, So let vegetables don't get let in.
- 15:41Speaker 3: He's like no, no, they spit out like like girls.
- 15:52Speaker 3: He win't cute and know He's like, no, no, no.
- 15:54Speaker 14: No, we.
- 15:56Speaker 3: We roast.
- 15:58Speaker 4: Come on again, rights sitting the gravy on the tong
- 16:04Speaker 4: he here.
- 16:05Speaker 3: Came pumpkin Pie. Here come punkin Pie, shut poking pie?
- 16:09Speaker 5: A going.
- 16:13Speaker 3: Why was punking pie and bully? He guess that's his
- 16:17Speaker 3: favorite part of everybody?
- 16:18Speaker 18: Heybody? That wh y'all got into my pancakes.
- 16:31Speaker 3: She was a like, what's up?
- 16:32Speaker 5: Pumping like.
- 16:36Speaker 3: This is going long? You guys really, you guys are
- 16:39Speaker 3: really creator like you're it's just building. It's just building.
- 16:44Speaker 3: I've been checking the clock. I was four minutes straight
- 16:46Speaker 3: and just the swallow the pancakes. We waiting on yet
- 16:57Speaker 3: Jesus be waiting for gonna.
- 17:02Speaker 8: He's gonna be alone that night. Usedna be like, oh
- 17:08Speaker 8: that was so working. Final was waiting for that moment.
- 17:18Speaker 3: Looked Mike Mouth, let's go.
- 17:22Speaker 12: Pancakes are like, yeah.
- 17:27Speaker 3: Why the party. They didn't get out. They didn't get out.
- 17:31Speaker 3: Oh they face. They faded into nothing like at the
- 17:35Speaker 3: end of Black Movies, and the stomach and the stomach.
- 17:40Speaker 3: The pancakes got vegetables. Actually never made it.
- 17:46Speaker 10: In the.
- 17:49Speaker 5: Text.
- 17:51Speaker 3: It's a twist of song get your money on. Yes.
- 17:58Speaker 12: Before this day, the Pancakes went to the Stanford universe.
- 18:05Speaker 8: On a full Scott went the character Broccoli were spit
- 18:17Speaker 8: out and left there.
- 18:22Speaker 3: I need a break. So the first story is.
- 18:28Speaker 4: Man, Oh wait, even get the first story.
- 18:31Speaker 1: It's only been fifteen minutes press record. We were talking
- 18:35Speaker 1: for five minutes before and before that.
- 18:37Speaker 3: Oh man, all right. Japan beneath swallowing, I'm so nervous
- 18:50Speaker 3: about this.
- 18:53Speaker 1: Japanese schools are still banning ponytails because they could sexually excitement.
- 19:02Speaker 19: Uh.
- 19:03Speaker 3: They're they're worried that university not children. Not children in Japan.
- 19:10Speaker 3: Uh oh no, it is middle school. It is middle school.
- 19:15Speaker 1: They said they're worried that the middle school boys will
- 19:17Speaker 1: be attacked to the middle school girls if they have
- 19:19Speaker 1: a ponytail.
- 19:20Speaker 3: So they want to be muscled, then.
- 19:26Speaker 1: I don't Apparently the school says that you have to
- 19:28Speaker 1: these these girls have to have their hair out, down down.
- 19:32Speaker 5: Ain't that supposed to supposedly like sexier? I mean I
- 19:36Speaker 5: don't in movies that usually take the ponytail out and
- 19:39Speaker 5: they're like, whoa.
- 19:42Speaker 3: The librarian doing that?
- 19:44Speaker 2: I don't know, because you know what, you know what
- 19:46Speaker 2: I found out White women who don't have a lot
- 19:49Speaker 2: of body they shake their hair.
- 19:51Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm serious.
- 19:52Speaker 2: Remember when Coyote Ugly was like the ship and everybody
- 19:56Speaker 2: was like, whoa strippers, but.
- 19:57Speaker 5: They'd have nobodies, so they're just like American woman, that's
- 20:00Speaker 5: what you're doing. You ain't got no cheeks.
- 20:03Speaker 3: I never thought about that.
- 20:04Speaker 2: No, in white culture may be just shaking their hair
- 20:07Speaker 2: like yeah sexual. Look at the next time you see
- 20:10Speaker 2: a white woman on a mechanical bull, they're like.
- 20:16Speaker 3: They do when you dance with them. The hair is
- 20:18Speaker 3: just hitting you in the face like bitch, stop. Yeah,
- 20:21Speaker 3: they'll bend over and shake their hair. I'm push I
- 20:27Speaker 3: just got your hair all in my hair. Visual that's
- 20:33Speaker 3: that's how they dance.
- 20:35Speaker 5: That's what you shake. That's it's like when you have
- 20:37Speaker 5: a capon.
- 20:38Speaker 3: You're gonna do this.
- 20:42Speaker 5: You gotta fling, what's loose and if it's not titty meat,
- 20:46Speaker 5: it's hair.
- 20:47Speaker 3: Oh my god.
- 20:48Speaker 4: I mean I can see that though, because I mean
- 20:51Speaker 4: ponytail does in the case, I might suck your dick.
- 20:53Speaker 15: You know.
- 20:56Speaker 4: That's why I do a joke about that. It's like,
- 20:58Speaker 4: that's like once you see put the ponies a lot,
- 21:00Speaker 4: it's like always going.
- 21:01Speaker 5: To middle school.
- 21:02Speaker 1: Well I think she went to adults. Yeah, but I'm
- 21:05Speaker 1: saying this is about adults feel weird to talk.
- 21:08Speaker 5: Yeah, for sure. Well, also, I mean, how racist can
- 21:11Speaker 5: we be on this show?
- 21:14Speaker 3: The next topic? Just what did you say? Did you
- 21:22Speaker 3: say carrots, vesible salads? What did you say that made
- 21:24Speaker 3: the leaves so fast? Just saying healthy running be fit?
- 21:28Speaker 3: That sound like a good TV show?
- 21:29Speaker 5: How racist?
- 21:30Speaker 3: It's not Halloa Like, culturally, can you racism those views
- 21:38Speaker 3: and not reflect the Campbell's stage that Nigga got blurn
- 21:41Speaker 3: that out. They don't earn that thing out in the back,
- 21:44Speaker 3: they don't, they don't. It's not my views either, it's
- 21:46Speaker 3: just culturally that's the that's the white version of I
- 21:50Speaker 3: have a Black friend. It ain't my views say this.
- 21:54Speaker 2: I'm just saying the Asian culture can be horny at
- 21:57Speaker 2: sometimes you know, any time it shows in animation.
- 22:00Speaker 1: By the way, fun facts didn't realize in Japanese uh
- 22:05Speaker 1: manga stores.
- 22:08Speaker 3: Right mngos the anime Yeah, for the comic books. Yeah, well,
- 22:11Speaker 3: I mean it's written.
- 22:13Speaker 1: We took my uh kids to one in Japan. It
- 22:17Speaker 1: was seven seven floors. Didn't realize that on floor three
- 22:23Speaker 1: un ti hint tie Japanese cartoon porn.
- 22:27Speaker 5: That should be the top floor absolute.
- 22:32Speaker 3: Seven floors and in the middle is porn. I meant
- 22:36Speaker 3: them halfway up. This is your war for doing two flights.
- 22:41Speaker 3: Get some of these titties in your life with the kids.
- 22:43Speaker 3: And I turned the corner. Heyy like full porn cartoon titties,
- 22:50Speaker 3: cartoon post. I mean it was best.
- 22:53Speaker 5: They are pretty nice.
- 22:56Speaker 3: Whatever they want to do, they just be like.
- 23:01Speaker 5: I had a hand ti face when I was a kid.
- 23:02Speaker 3: Did you This didn't surprise me? You know, what were
- 23:06Speaker 3: you watching your favorite characters?
- 23:08Speaker 5: That's a great question before porn hub and stuff like.
- 23:10Speaker 3: That, Like where were we where we had porn tapes?
- 23:13Speaker 3: My boy had one.
- 23:13Speaker 5: I had a DVD that I got at the barber shop.
- 23:16Speaker 3: We had fuzzy channels, channels I didn't seen a lot
- 23:19Speaker 3: of nips.
- 23:21Speaker 5: There was onion booty.
- 23:23Speaker 3: What's that a website? It was paid to do it.
- 23:27Speaker 2: But you can watch the little preview for free. You
- 23:30Speaker 2: watched the preview a couple of times, you know, watching
- 23:36Speaker 2: second imagine the rest.
- 23:43Speaker 3: I remember, and.
- 23:43Speaker 1: It's we're now thinking of it. But my boy had
- 23:46Speaker 1: a porn We're in middle school. He was like a
- 23:48Speaker 1: porn he had a porn tape. Also fact, I met
- 23:51Speaker 1: a person from type, person from Thailand whose name was
- 23:54Speaker 1: porn tape scorn.
- 23:56Speaker 3: Tape ploy cow. I kid you not. That was their
- 23:58Speaker 3: birth name p O r n he a p Yeah,
- 24:01Speaker 3: that's just her last name. Yeah.
- 24:02Speaker 1: And I was like, how do you because I didn't.
- 24:03Speaker 1: I was like surely this is like that's not how
- 24:06Speaker 1: you say it there like porn tape. I was like,
- 24:09Speaker 1: oh that is anyway. My boy was like, we got
- 24:12Speaker 1: I gotta got a porn bro. I got it from
- 24:14Speaker 1: my dad's house. He was at the for the weekend.
- 24:17Speaker 1: His dad had a lot of porn tapes. Took one
- 24:19Speaker 1: back and he popped in and was like eight of
- 24:20Speaker 1: us in there.
- 24:21Speaker 3: Damn wow. And I didn't even think of, like I
- 24:23Speaker 3: wanted to do something, but there was you know what
- 24:25Speaker 3: I'm saying. We was all there. Why did y'all watch
- 24:26Speaker 3: it together with the internet?
- 24:29Speaker 4: He was okay, but why did y'all like take the tape? Okay,
- 24:31Speaker 4: you get it tomorrow. You get to bring that in
- 24:32Speaker 4: my house. That used to be a whole thing, like.
- 24:35Speaker 5: Like movies where you would just go and there'd be
- 24:37Speaker 5: sticky floors.
- 24:38Speaker 3: And they still have those in New York.
- 24:40Speaker 5: That's so weird.
- 24:41Speaker 1: That is wild. Still have those in New York. You
- 24:44Speaker 1: go in the movie theater and they just put the
- 24:46Speaker 1: porn on you.
- 24:46Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like the little peep shows.
- 24:48Speaker 5: That's where oh boy got cut people.
- 24:50Speaker 3: Yeah, it's weird. Be weird. Pp he did herman, Now,
- 24:58Speaker 3: why did you get in trouble? He was in that
- 25:00Speaker 3: some thought he was. I thought he was in a
- 25:01Speaker 3: regular movie theater and he was. That's so different. Why
- 25:06Speaker 3: are you at the clients here? You see the back
- 25:10Speaker 3: of the chair, just shot. I think it's frozen. He
- 25:15Speaker 3: he's watching the Frozen.
- 25:17Speaker 6: Let it go.
- 25:19Speaker 5: Let it is that pee wee herbt be.
- 25:23Speaker 3: Bro brom here with the boy Scouts. That's what I'm
- 25:28Speaker 3: taking off. The hell was frozen? He's don't even matter
- 25:39Speaker 3: with the movie. The private say private rhyme the battle.
- 25:44Speaker 3: I just followed you guys at the guys the street.
- 25:46Speaker 3: This is alb Are you eating popcorns? Money you can
- 25:58Speaker 3: getting soldn't done that? Cut the hole in the popcorn
- 26:01Speaker 3: and then put.
- 26:02Speaker 4: Your yeah, like you said, salt and all in my
- 26:05Speaker 4: p put in the automatically salty back up?
- 26:11Speaker 3: Is this a thing putting some people to put on
- 26:15Speaker 3: the hole in the bottom of the popcorn so.
- 26:18Speaker 4: The buckets and they get you never heard of heard
- 26:23Speaker 4: movies cartoons all over the place.
- 26:25Speaker 3: I have literally never seen this or heard when you you.
- 26:28Speaker 4: You have you probably this shelter. You didn't it didn't
- 26:32Speaker 4: connect with you? Are you seriously you haven't seen the movie?
- 26:36Speaker 4: And the dude puts the popcorn in his lap, but
- 26:38Speaker 4: he's like you want some plopcorn? And she's like yeah,
- 26:40Speaker 4: he was always just like I would take something that
- 26:43Speaker 4: was next. So many things in the movie.
- 26:56Speaker 10: Is this the.
- 27:01Speaker 3: No popcorns? A little shafting, a little stiff in this popcorn?
- 27:14Speaker 3: So what is the point to just get jacked off
- 27:16Speaker 3: through like this? Just I guess just like you could
- 27:20Speaker 3: go like that.
- 27:21Speaker 4: How would you can get jack off the things without
- 27:23Speaker 4: somebody saying so is popcorn in the thing.
- 27:25Speaker 20: Yes, that's your main concerns. What is there popcorn in
- 27:36Speaker 20: the bucket? All the popcorn moving, the dudes digging around,
- 27:42Speaker 20: how to move the popcorn?
- 27:44Speaker 17: I wouldn't be taking I would have you gotta move
- 27:47Speaker 17: the popcorn out the way.
- 27:53Speaker 3: And then eat the popcorn, not even know that your
- 27:58Speaker 3: dicking there is dying.
- 28:09Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 28:12Speaker 3: I didn't think about it just now. But do they
- 28:13Speaker 3: put the balls up in there?
- 28:16Speaker 10: No?
- 28:19Speaker 3: Balls are like I can't.
- 28:23Speaker 1: Maybe, but no, shaft'll be uncomfortable.
- 28:26Speaker 3: It would probably just get ball and fit both balls in.
- 28:29Speaker 3: So you get salt in the urethra though you could
- 28:32Speaker 3: the risks. Don't put on salt on your butter. Butter
- 28:36Speaker 3: or butter. You gotta get it your the popcorn until
- 28:38Speaker 3: it's like below the helmet.
- 28:41Speaker 4: Okay no, because then that's where she started jacking you off.
- 28:44Speaker 3: The butter of the saw that that's the rest of nigga.
- 28:49Speaker 3: Take listen. I'm afraid of somebody that would do that.
- 28:52Speaker 4: And the nigga had to go wrong on the first night,
- 28:54Speaker 4: because if you do that with that song, you just
- 28:55Speaker 4: don't care.
- 28:56Speaker 3: About life and the like. You gotta clean that off.
- 28:58Speaker 4: Yah, going wrong. You'll find a week you know what
- 29:00Speaker 4: I'm saying. We're gonna half. But that ship's gonna.
- 29:02Speaker 5: Immediately you just but it might be it might surprise you,
- 29:05Speaker 5: but it might yeah.
- 29:09Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's all gonna get you with you bet,
- 29:13Speaker 4: get some low sodium dick. Just no salt man, just
- 29:17Speaker 4: do no salt man, use your natural salt.
- 29:20Speaker 3: That's it natural.
- 29:24Speaker 2: I don't like popcorn, so I would have to like
- 29:26Speaker 2: I'm dick in a bag of peanut and whoppers.
- 29:31Speaker 5: It's not even like.
- 29:40Speaker 3: Bro, you know what t my language huge is coming from,
- 29:49Speaker 3: not like this bit me now just in a train
- 29:53Speaker 3: full of hot dogs and what I dog miss ever
- 29:56Speaker 3: before hot dogs on this train just in the in
- 30:00Speaker 3: the body like they got me in the babe, like
- 30:05Speaker 3: choose wisely. It's like not even sud sir.
- 30:10Speaker 5: He's just sitting there with a hot dog bunny and
- 30:12Speaker 5: his dicking.
- 30:13Speaker 3: His dick is in it. I'm dressing up and everything
- 30:19Speaker 3: the most it and everything, sir. This is toy story too.
- 30:24Speaker 3: Like the moms come out, just like for the moms
- 30:27Speaker 3: come keeping me from rubbish. I went for the moms
- 30:31Speaker 3: to do the bathroom break when you come out that's
- 30:32Speaker 3: my mama. That's incredible.
- 30:36Speaker 5: Okay, you're gonna dude with his dick and some sour past.
- 30:41Speaker 3: Not even the king size sister regular. Why are your
- 30:45Speaker 3: pants around your ancors?
- 30:46Speaker 19: Man?
- 30:49Speaker 3: First time a sleep jail?
- 30:53Speaker 6: Jail jail?
- 30:55Speaker 3: Are you kidding? Laughing on my parts? Don't you walked
- 31:01Speaker 3: out about? Get up back?
- 31:12Speaker 4: That's about because ain't nobody gonna cover you up? Nobody
- 31:16Speaker 4: want to because they they had coming, they trying to
- 31:19Speaker 4: pull it up. I'm just like, just just that you've
- 31:25Speaker 4: got condiments all over the vaccine.
- 31:29Speaker 3: You guys working, you're going to jail.
- 31:39Speaker 15: So much.
- 31:40Speaker 4: In the back seat my previous movie night, somebody just saying, Kim,
- 31:44Speaker 4: what if you got yourself into I was just looking
- 31:46Speaker 4: at you, was like, did.
- 31:47Speaker 3: You don't know? I having y'all three was a risk?
- 31:51Speaker 3: It was a risk.
- 31:53Speaker 5: We're talking about ponytails at some point.
- 31:55Speaker 3: Did we get that?
- 31:57Speaker 1: Somebody somebody said Ken had more quick about that than
- 32:00Speaker 1: the a jax, which is pretty funny.
- 32:02Speaker 3: What you mean I beat my meat with just washing liquid?
- 32:05Speaker 3: All right?
- 32:06Speaker 1: Yeah, but I didn't somebody told me about that. Nobody
- 32:08Speaker 1: ever told me about what is about this? About twelve years.
- 32:12Speaker 3: Ago, you know days ago. Do you know what kind
- 32:19Speaker 3: of just washing? Oh a wait, wait wait wait wait
- 32:23Speaker 3: that the washing the power, not the powder. I thought
- 32:26Speaker 3: the powder. I thought the powder.
- 32:28Speaker 5: That's some serials kill Like that's like.
- 32:33Speaker 3: You're cleaning. That's why you'd be so ashy and.
- 32:38Speaker 5: That would be crazy. Like promo for AJAX.
- 32:43Speaker 21: Is a jax a New Ways to Beat you meat
- 32:48Speaker 21: makes the clean about like hey, hey, hey, wait a minute,
- 32:53Speaker 21: what you're doing with this?
- 32:58Speaker 15: Mister?
- 32:58Speaker 3: Gave me racy vibes? Oh yeah, he looked like he
- 33:02Speaker 3: could have been a little bit light skinned, though he's
- 33:04Speaker 3: a light skinned.
- 33:05Speaker 5: He became black over the years. There was a couple
- 33:07Speaker 5: of iterations of him that was straight arian.
- 33:12Speaker 3: He do look like the dude from OZ remember the Leader.
- 33:17Speaker 3: J K Simmons. JK Simmons, hold on, j K Simmons
- 33:21Speaker 3: is great. He could do no wrong with my book.
- 33:24Speaker 3: I don't know why. In my head I was like,
- 33:27Speaker 3: Harry Potter, that's a Farmers game right there? Or Farmers
- 33:35Speaker 3: all right? Jamison? Yeah? Actually do is he in? Yeah?
- 33:39Speaker 3: He was in os? How old is this? My favorite
- 33:41Speaker 3: movie from him is a Whiplast. I knew you gonna
- 33:44Speaker 3: say that because it's just it's a drummer movie.
- 33:48Speaker 1: It's it's just he was smacking the dude because he
- 33:50Speaker 1: was off beat. I would have died in that school
- 33:54Speaker 1: and you ask are you are you faster?
- 33:56Speaker 10: He was.
- 33:58Speaker 4: Going off for everybody. He was like, don't you come early.
- 34:01Speaker 4: It's not your boyfriend's cop. Wait a minute, Wait a minute.
- 34:06Speaker 1: Tony was in that moviette was set that the movie
- 34:10Speaker 1: cut out of.
- 34:10Speaker 3: That might be the worst Hollywood story. What that Tony
- 34:13Speaker 3: was in there? No no, no to hear spectrum. Tony Baker. Yeah,
- 34:16Speaker 3: Tony Baker. Silhouette was in Whiplash. He was in it.
- 34:18Speaker 1: But they cut a scene that you can still see
- 34:19Speaker 1: a silhouette here. What was in a special commercial? And
- 34:22Speaker 1: they just kept telling them to school over and it happened.
- 34:26Speaker 3: I did. They said, I was still gonna be how'd
- 34:30Speaker 3: that go?
- 34:30Speaker 17: There?
- 34:31Speaker 3: Were they just like.
- 34:33Speaker 10: It was.
- 34:34Speaker 3: It was so funny, Luke, because it was so like
- 34:37Speaker 3: it wasn't overt right. We in the thing. It like
- 34:41Speaker 3: me and you and then to here's right there.
- 34:42Speaker 1: You're Tony and he's here, Melissa's right here next to me,
- 34:45Speaker 1: and you know they turn over for coverage.
- 34:47Speaker 3: They're like, you know, to hear because you just scoop
- 34:49Speaker 3: back and no, that's not even happen. Verse, tell me
- 34:52Speaker 3: this is what happened first. All right, so I'm vividly
- 34:56Speaker 3: you here trauma.
- 34:57Speaker 4: Somebody's next to me. Kevin malt An enter from behind,
- 35:01Speaker 4: Tony standing like right here right. Tony gets to talking
- 35:04Speaker 4: about the gang. We're like, yeah, first wed and they
- 35:07Speaker 4: was like, ah, we don't like to dap, so we
- 35:08Speaker 4: switch it to a high five or five. Like we're like,
- 35:11Speaker 4: all right, let's get rid of that. Then they were like,
- 35:13Speaker 4: you guys just acknowledge each other.
- 35:14Speaker 3: And it was like, oh right, yeah, but you're doing this.
- 35:18Speaker 4: That's yeah, I'm doing I'm doing what they asking me
- 35:20Speaker 4: to do because they're like, you know, it's a commercial.
- 35:22Speaker 3: You got the ham.
- 35:24Speaker 4: Bro They was like, all right here, we're just gonna
- 35:26Speaker 4: shoot you in the commercial, but we're just gonna shoot
- 35:28Speaker 4: you dirty. So just just be there, but don't do anything.
- 35:31Speaker 4: All right, cool, Tony comes in bright, Let me get here.
- 35:35Speaker 4: Let me get you to slide over side over just
- 35:38Speaker 4: a little bit so that.
- 35:41Speaker 3: We just get your shoulder. We want to just get
- 35:43Speaker 3: your shoulder. We get your hair first, just your shoulder.
- 35:46Speaker 3: Slide over.
- 35:49Speaker 1: One without you being in the shot. But just this
- 35:52Speaker 1: is the widest thing they ever said. We want you
- 35:54Speaker 1: to not be in the shop, but be close. We
- 35:56Speaker 1: want your presence.
- 35:58Speaker 3: So a nigga couldn't leave.
- 36:01Speaker 4: I couldn't leave, and they was like, yeah, they put
- 36:05Speaker 4: my wife in a commercial and your spot.
- 36:09Speaker 3: Yes, he had us fill out the party. She's eating
- 36:12Speaker 3: grace and off they board cut me off.
- 36:14Speaker 5: This so they just what shot did they end up using?
- 36:18Speaker 3: The one with their presence?
- 36:23Speaker 4: I was present in that bench like food of the Lacroiva,
- 36:28Speaker 4: where's the where's the I want to see this commercial?
- 36:31Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, watch, but the next one needs you in
- 36:38Speaker 3: your car driving home, your hose and FaceTime.
- 36:46Speaker 4: That was the beginning of out shaky relationship. That's when
- 36:48Speaker 4: it started to get shaky because after that they had
- 36:50Speaker 4: me jumping off of palettes and stuff like that and
- 36:54Speaker 4: hurting myself.
- 36:55Speaker 3: There's like, yeah, do anything for a dollar.
- 36:57Speaker 1: Man Bro had him doing stunts with no stunt coordinator, damn,
- 37:02Speaker 1: And they had him jumping to it jumping too, like
- 37:06Speaker 1: the safety mattress thing, but there was an apple box
- 37:09Speaker 1: underneath it to so he just jumped onto some hard
- 37:12Speaker 1: like yo, I.
- 37:12Speaker 3: Don't think that's a good idea. It's like, no, we trust.
- 37:15Speaker 4: I was like, all right, cool jump and fall hurt
- 37:17Speaker 4: in my back and I was like you just go
- 37:24Speaker 4: Peter Griffin. I was like, I told her dumb I did.
- 37:27Speaker 1: It was just it just never got We don't get
- 37:30Speaker 1: pretres from matter. In fact, I had to approve. I
- 37:32Speaker 1: had to prove that I had spectrum to get the
- 37:34Speaker 1: commercial Jesus Christmas. People always coming to me, let me
- 37:37Speaker 1: what with my internet? Your personal Internet?
- 37:41Speaker 3: I think I hit you one time too. I was like, yo,
- 37:42Speaker 3: this and I know keb staying. Can y'all fix my internet?
- 37:49Speaker 8: What the hell does that? How do you even fix
- 37:52Speaker 8: the internet? Let's just aside from unplugging and plugging back in.
- 37:55Speaker 5: If that don't work, how do you mean what do
- 37:58Speaker 5: you fix your internet?
- 38:01Speaker 3: Wires? Come into my house to give me more.
- 38:03Speaker 5: Found out this year that the Internet is like underwater
- 38:07Speaker 5: under the ocean.
- 38:09Speaker 3: Yeah I thought it was.
- 38:11Speaker 5: The Internet is like from cables that go under the ocean.
- 38:14Speaker 3: Who puts it there? Spectrum? They put the high speed
- 38:19Speaker 3: of what is it? A fiber optic?
- 38:21Speaker 22: Yeah?
- 38:22Speaker 3: So my question is this are you this like how
- 38:26Speaker 3: bridges are made? Right?
- 38:28Speaker 21: Like?
- 38:28Speaker 3: How do you that's what I'm saying. You get some.
- 38:32Speaker 4: Internet cable on a boat, just go out, drop the
- 38:36Speaker 4: foundation in the water first, and then they build up.
- 38:39Speaker 4: So they'll drop like this big block and then they'll
- 38:42Speaker 4: bring in like the cylinders and all of that and
- 38:44Speaker 4: they'll just build up.
- 38:45Speaker 3: So, but what is that.
- 38:46Speaker 1: I've watched YouTube videos on this because I'm fascin what
- 38:50Speaker 1: does that connect in the in the is that just
- 38:52Speaker 1: deep in the.
- 38:52Speaker 4: Earth, Like if they're building on top of something, they
- 38:56Speaker 4: usually just like build on that. But if they need
- 38:58Speaker 4: to establish something, they'll build like a man made damn
- 39:01Speaker 4: and then drain that part. They were in the river
- 39:05Speaker 4: on both sides, drain it like he didn't want to
- 39:10Speaker 4: building the foundation like that, and then they slowly opened
- 39:13Speaker 4: the water.
- 39:13Speaker 5: Scary must that be to be like in the bowl
- 39:15Speaker 5: that has no water in it?
- 39:18Speaker 3: That never did the staff thing before? That was his
- 39:20Speaker 3: first flex with the city.
- 39:21Speaker 4: He was putting down cables, and niggas was like, yo yo, yo,
- 39:24Speaker 4: yo yo, have you've done this before?
- 39:25Speaker 10: No?
- 39:26Speaker 3: No, no, Jesus, that's you say.
- 39:30Speaker 23: Moses was the first spectrum, nervous, like, oh my god, yeah,
- 39:46Speaker 23: hallow wigged my nigga.
- 39:48Speaker 5: He said this before.
- 39:52Speaker 3: I never thought about that. That is that's a great
- 39:55Speaker 3: big that's just that's super scared. He probably was like, wow, okay.
- 40:05Speaker 3: Imagine he did the stick thing and when it first
- 40:08Speaker 3: started to shaking.
- 40:09Speaker 5: He was like, no way, no way. Split he was like,
- 40:15Speaker 5: oh doing this, Oh my god?
- 40:19Speaker 8: Yet and then imagine like it's like okay, so now
- 40:23Speaker 8: we're gonna listen.
- 40:25Speaker 3: Can you imagine.
- 40:32Speaker 4: Alabaster box offered to Moses after they got on the
- 40:36Speaker 4: other side, was.
- 40:38Speaker 3: Coming over and I got the help box dressed the
- 40:40Speaker 3: potato sack.
- 40:41Speaker 15: Like so.
- 40:44Speaker 3: Swing the camera. Also, seas are pretty big, right, it's
- 40:53Speaker 3: a long hike. That's something. Yeah, that's a that's a
- 40:56Speaker 3: nice in you bored of that.
- 40:58Speaker 17: You're just like, literally, what's happening? He like, just like
- 41:05Speaker 17: a human you have created American? I mean that's octopus.
- 41:13Speaker 10: Do this.
- 41:14Speaker 3: You can put it like a little moving walkway through here?
- 41:17Speaker 3: And how many people did he have to wait for
- 41:19Speaker 3: the cross?
- 41:19Speaker 15: Like he was?
- 41:20Speaker 5: He was moving like he got.
- 41:21Speaker 1: He got was a lot of people, the children, it
- 41:24Speaker 1: was old people. And the best part is the pharaoh
- 41:27Speaker 1: and them came in the water.
- 41:28Speaker 3: After he was like, imagine you're taking your towel, come
- 41:35Speaker 3: a from down in the Bible. He could have done
- 41:41Speaker 3: it before he killed all of them. He was like,
- 41:43Speaker 3: oh yeah, yeah, yeah, y'all come home through what he
- 41:46Speaker 3: was with him, like I don't know water. When God
- 41:52Speaker 3: did it, he didn't even like close it. He was
- 41:54Speaker 3: like Esus closed it off, and yeah, yeah I did
- 42:01Speaker 3: I did I did it.
- 42:01Speaker 24: I'd have been so far behind in that trick. I'd
- 42:04Speaker 24: be texting in the back. You look up, you're next
- 42:07Speaker 24: to the farre wait wait wait, wait wait, I was
- 42:13Speaker 24: with you.
- 42:16Speaker 19: You would die like that, absolutely trying to take pictures
- 42:21Speaker 19: of the ship.
- 42:22Speaker 3: I'm here in the ocean on the floor this part.
- 42:26Speaker 3: Nobody nobody been here before. Cloud here, love.
- 42:32Speaker 13: Of fast starting after the bottoms at the bottom, hope
- 42:35Speaker 13: and they had discovery years later.
- 42:36Speaker 3: I was here first out, first walk on the phone.
- 42:39Speaker 19: Right out the bottom, drive out the start up in
- 42:42Speaker 19: the bottom up here. You know, look at these whales,
- 42:45Speaker 19: got it out the mud. My group's a little bit
- 42:50Speaker 19: ahead of me, but it's all good. Trying to get pictures.
- 42:52Speaker 19: They got sweaty Tim.
- 42:56Speaker 22: I'm live streaming when it closes. No Moses, you running
- 43:14Speaker 22: there doing the head count back out home.
- 43:15Speaker 3: They got left behind. Hold Alongetrick locks floated. He's like,
- 43:22Speaker 3: I already already lifted the sticks. How do you think.
- 43:29Speaker 5: Think on me me?
- 43:32Speaker 3: You see Patrick's pennies, Patrick, because we make.
- 43:38Speaker 15: Those, can't out of coach, can't got a coaching, Yeah,
- 43:50Speaker 15: got a coach, can gota And now you have to.
- 43:53Speaker 3: Put this on your I like the Apple Boys comedy
- 44:04Speaker 3: on stage.
- 44:07Speaker 5: Chose that to keV on stage. Couchios great cereal though.
- 44:20Speaker 3: Olivia's we can't talk.
- 44:29Speaker 1: This is this episode is over. We didn't go through anything.
- 44:33Speaker 1: This is just not how the show goes at They
- 44:36Speaker 1: also we'll do one another episode.
- 44:41Speaker 3: There's just no reason to pretend this is gonna get off,
- 44:43Speaker 3: so off the rund.
- 44:45Speaker 1: This this episode is chaosytails, Cal got.
- 44:53Speaker 3: The cal got a guccie Chack. Gotta be a sound bite.
- 44:57Speaker 14: I'm cutting out, going to the end, cutting it out.
- 45:05Speaker 3: Not cutting it good. It's a good joke. I'm stripping.
- 45:11Speaker 6: Sometimes under the right circumstance, bullying has f when there's
- 45:17Speaker 6: no hr.
- 45:19Speaker 1: If you want to watch, this podcast is on my
- 45:22Speaker 1: YouTube page. If you listen to podcasts, wherever podcasts are found,
- 45:25Speaker 1: this is Patrick Cloud. To hear more, Lulu Gonzalez follow
- 45:27Speaker 1: them on their social medias, What's he you next week?
- 45:30Speaker 3: Bye? All right, that was