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Bambi and The Macaques | Wednesday January 29, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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Speaker 1: with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along with
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Speaker 1: Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma and Jerry Caldwell. Yes, it is
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Speaker 1: a full treehouse today, Wednesday, January twenty ninth, twenty twenty five.
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Speaker 1: Hello Trey, Hello Dan, Hello, Raj, Hello Dan, Hi Jerry,
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Speaker 1: Hello Dan. Are you boys ready for the penis of
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Speaker 1: the future.
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Speaker 2: I didn't know we had one of the past.
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Speaker 1: Well, brace yourselves, okay, oh man, there is good news.
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Speaker 1: The human penis has grown at an alarming rate over
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Speaker 1: the past thirty years. That's according to a twenty twenty
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Speaker 1: three Stanford University study that found the average Euroic penis
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Speaker 1: jumped twenty five percent in length between nineteen ninety two
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Speaker 1: and twenty twenty one. So it turns out gen Z's
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Speaker 1: doing something right the average length jump.
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Speaker 3: Actually, wouldn't that be gen X doing something right.
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Speaker 2: It'd be us.
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Speaker 1: Oh, that's true, because that would be us producing the
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Speaker 1: gen Z bangers. Anyway, the average link, they say, from
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Speaker 1: ninety two to twenty twenty one jump from four point
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Speaker 1: eight to six inches. Not bad this momentum, by the way,
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Speaker 1: could see the average link of male members pushed past
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Speaker 1: eight and a half inches by the year twenty one
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Speaker 1: one hundred, which really makes you think long and hard
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Speaker 1: about star trek. In the twenty third and twenty fourth centuries.
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Speaker 2: We'll all be dead.
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Speaker 1: At least, that's what and now we know why. But
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Speaker 1: we will be stiff.
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Speaker 2: I don't want to be in prison in twenty one hundred.
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Speaker 1: Oh no, that's its own deterrent. Yeah, but things are
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Speaker 1: looking up from me. In recent studies have shown that the
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Speaker 1: average penis is growing, but there's a lot more than
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Speaker 1: that in store for the male sex organ that's according
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Speaker 1: to experts that talk to the Daily Mail, Stronger swimmers,
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Speaker 1: automated implants, built in contraception, and other features could soon
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Speaker 1: grace our male reproductive anatomy in the not too distant future.
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Speaker 1: Now you're talking, yeah, According to a professor of biological
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Speaker 1: anthropology at Oxford Brooks University, he says, if there is
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Speaker 1: enough demand driven by fashion or societal trends, for tweaking
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Speaker 1: bits of the body, then we're probably not that far
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Speaker 1: away from being able to genetically do that with the
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Speaker 1: male member. This professor, his name Simon, underdown.
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Speaker 2: That it wasn't overgrown.
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Speaker 4: Oh, man, talk about taking something that is most unfortunate
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Speaker 4: when you're in school, Yeah, and turning it right around.
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Speaker 1: Well, I mean, if it's big enough and might be
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Speaker 1: able to look back at you, you might be able
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Speaker 1: to look eye to eye with the anyway. So yeah,
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Speaker 1: advancements in technology are going to be beneficial to us
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Speaker 1: as men and terrifying to those subjected to it.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean you're pegging is gonna be worse. Oh God,
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Speaker 5: I got to it before traded.
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Speaker 3: I could see it on his face.
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Speaker 1: I don't know if anyone's more excited than my wife.
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Speaker 1: According of a reality anyway, back to doctor underdown, he says,
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Speaker 1: if there is enough demand, all right, he says, that's
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Speaker 1: what makes humans really interesting. We're close to the point
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Speaker 1: at which we can mess about with biological processes because
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Speaker 1: we want to, rather than there being a strong biological
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Speaker 1: selective pressure. Researchers hypothesize that environmental factors, not evolution, may
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Speaker 1: have catalyzed rapid growth downstairs for us men, things like
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Speaker 1: pollution or certain lifestyle habits. Hey, look, there is I
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Speaker 1: guess there is a benefit to rampant pollution. According to
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Speaker 1: the lead author of the study, who doesn't have a
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Speaker 1: name as interesting as doctor Underdown. He says, if we're
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Speaker 1: seeing this fast of a change, it means that something
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Speaker 1: powerful is happening to our bodies. Yeah, Like like Spider
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Speaker 1: Man's uncle says, with great power comes great responsibility. However,
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Speaker 1: they say sizing up could spell problems for the female anatomy,
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Speaker 1: which may not be able to accommodate the change in men,
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Speaker 1: creating a new hurdle to pregnancy. I think that's simple enough.
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Speaker 1: You just she's in one corner of the room, you're
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Speaker 1: in the other. Just try anyway. Another area ripe for
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Speaker 1: improvement is motility of our swimmers. Bioengineers might look to
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Speaker 1: enhance movement or shape to make them even more efficient
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Speaker 1: and likely to penetrate the eggs cell membrane sharper sharper swimmers.
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Speaker 3: Yep, we're doomed.
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Speaker 1: There's there's see. This is this is what happens with
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Speaker 1: drastic medical advancements, is the complications from them, things that
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Speaker 1: maybe you hadn't thought about when these advancements are made,
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Speaker 1: Like like sharp swimmers.
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Speaker 5: Well, doctor Underdown doesn't know how strong some people's pullout
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Speaker 5: game is.
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Speaker 6: H But you're also talking about bioengineering and it's gonna
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Speaker 6: really become prevalent with the generation.
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Speaker 3: And who thinks faced two are a good idea?
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Speaker 1: M yep, yep, that's very true. So yeah, anyway, science
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Speaker 1: is now telling us that they believe the penis of
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Speaker 1: the future is coming soon.
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Speaker 3: Y like you're strapped on six thousand via Amazon?
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Speaker 2: Does that in Puerto Rico too?
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Speaker 3: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: The Amazon? The Amazon shipments are real pain.
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Speaker 3: The Virgin Islands are afraid of it.
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Speaker 2: They can't say virgin anymore.
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Speaker 3: Exactly.
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Speaker 2: It's just the islands now.
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Speaker 1: The crying Islands. The good news is I feel like
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Speaker 1: we found a plot for the fourth Back to the
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Speaker 1: Future movie.
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Speaker 2: Go say the Island's virginity.
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Speaker 1: I can't wait for the adult version of that.
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Speaker 2: Thank you very much.
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Speaker 8: Give us a follow week.
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Speaker 1: Dan, Trey, Raj and Jerry called well with you inside
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Speaker 1: the Treehouse today on Wednesday, January twenty ninth, twenty twenty five.
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Speaker 1: We're Trey. Was your dad after he passed? Was he buried? Cremated? Both?
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Speaker 1: Some people do that as.
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Speaker 3: Well, cremated and then.
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Speaker 6: My stepmother and I buried his ashes just in a
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Speaker 6: sentimental spot.
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Speaker 2: Gotcha?
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Speaker 1: Did you keep the ashes, any of the ashes?
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Speaker 3: No?
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Speaker 2: Okay?
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Speaker 1: Raj? What about what about your folks?
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Speaker 2: Both of them were cremated, okay, by Hindu tradition. Gotcha?
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Speaker 1: Now is do you did you keep any of those ashes?
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Speaker 2: No?
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Speaker 5: We take them to the Ganges River in India and
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Speaker 5: then there's a prayer ceremony that's done, and then the
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Speaker 5: ashes are put in the river.
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Speaker 2: Gotcha.
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Speaker 1: Okay, Jerry, not to be you know, crude, but are
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Speaker 1: your parents still with us?
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Speaker 6: No?
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Speaker 1: Okay, my adoptive family. I am an orphan.
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Speaker 4: I know my biological mother died a couple of months
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Speaker 4: before the tornado hit my house in twenty nineteen. So
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Speaker 4: but I do have some of her ashes right over there.
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Speaker 1: Okay, so you have some of the ashes, Okay, yes,
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Speaker 1: I'm kind of fascinated by this. My mom is still living,
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Speaker 1: my dad is not. I don't and we don't have
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Speaker 1: any ashes or anything, and so I'm fascinated when people
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Speaker 1: have them. I know if some people, I don't know
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Speaker 1: if it's a cultural thing or just a personal preference.
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Speaker 1: I have no idea. I've known people who will have
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Speaker 1: some ashes put into jewelry and they'll wear it around
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Speaker 1: with them and things. But apparently when you have a
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Speaker 1: family member cremated, one option is to disperse some of
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Speaker 1: their ashes to family members who want them, and they'll
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Speaker 1: put them in different containers so everyone can have a
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Speaker 1: piece of the loved one. So there's one example of
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Speaker 1: this where a lady got some of her father and
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Speaker 1: it was put into a plastic vial in the shape
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Speaker 1: of a cross, and that's where her dad or part
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Speaker 1: of her dad ashes were put. And based on a
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Speaker 1: video she posted on TikTok, she kept it in the
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Speaker 1: closet next to a camera. She kept Papa in a
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Speaker 1: little vial in the shape of a cross in the
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Speaker 1: back of her closet. On a shelf. And I cannot
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Speaker 1: stress this enough. If you are a parent, it is
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Speaker 1: of the utmost importance that you know where your children
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Speaker 1: are at all times. And I don't think there's a
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Speaker 1: better example of this than this lady's papa ashes in
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Speaker 1: the back of her closet because she lost track of
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Speaker 1: her children long enough to where they got into Papa's ashes.
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Speaker 1: And she doesn't know, she doesn't know exactly what they
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Speaker 1: did with them. Okay, now I'm going to let her
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Speaker 1: share with you her version of of of these events
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Speaker 1: as they played out in the back of her closet.
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Speaker 5: The boys got Paul, Paul, they got him, and they
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Speaker 5: dumped him out all over my carpet.
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Speaker 1: That's pretty bad, right, They get into the closet, they
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Speaker 1: get Papaul's ashes, and they throw them onto the carpet.
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Speaker 1: But that's not all.
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Speaker 5: And I didn't realize it with Paul Paul, and I
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Speaker 5: vacuumed him up.
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Speaker 2: Wow.
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Speaker 1: Okay, no no, no, wait, no, no, no way, it's
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Speaker 1: about to get worse.
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Speaker 5: Ah, they may have eaten some of them too.
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Speaker 2: Are her kids not old enough to read?
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Speaker 1: I may have eaten some of them too.
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Speaker 5: Because Ronnie had the cap in his mouth and Jesus. Yeah,
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Speaker 5: Jesus is the theme here. I mean, see, this is
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Speaker 5: why you don't have kids.
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Speaker 6: Well, this is also where that first story ties in
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Speaker 6: about them. You know, Crank's getting bigger and motility getting
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Speaker 6: better because they're going to have to produce more because
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Speaker 6: they're producing idiots that eat tide pods and ashes.
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Speaker 5: Yes, I agree with that statement.
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Speaker 4: I was hoping that was all going to take care
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Speaker 4: of itself.
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Speaker 1: But of course not, of course not, of course.
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Speaker 3: Not stupid always finds a way.
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Speaker 1: train is rolling on today. Inside the Treehouse. It seems
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Speaker 1: Japan is having a problem with monkeys trying to mate
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Speaker 1: with deer. First world problems, it really is. But if
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Speaker 1: there were ever a country, I mean that's that's the
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Speaker 1: country that would probably you know, have the issue. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: this is weird because in twenty fifteen, in twenty fifteen,
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Speaker 1: hang on, I brain farting. In twenty fifteen, on an
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Speaker 1: island in Japan, a male macock monkey jumped up onto
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Speaker 1: the back of a female Sika deer and started trying
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Speaker 1: to mate with it. At the time, researchers believed that
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Speaker 1: the male's low ranking status might be driving the unusual behavior,
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Speaker 1: perhaps serving as an outlet for having no breeding opportunities
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Speaker 1: within his own species that's also common in Florida. In
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Speaker 1: other words, it appeared to be a one off encounter
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Speaker 1: which just so happened to have been caught on camera.
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Speaker 1: But then in twenty eighteen, it happened again, only this time,
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Speaker 1: five female macock monkeys were riding and rubbing male deer.
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Speaker 1: And what's more, the behavior appeared in a total new
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Speaker 1: area from the previous situation. Meanwhile, back on the original
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Speaker 1: island of deering by monkeys, researchers kept seeing the deer
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Speaker 1: mounting behavior in twenty twenty, twenty twenty one, and twenty
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Speaker 1: twenty three. I guess they took twenty twenty two off. Interestingly,
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Speaker 1: some of the later incidents appeared to involve this same
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Speaker 1: male that first initiated the behavior. In twenty fifteen, researchers
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Speaker 1: were able to identify the original monkey based on his
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Speaker 1: striking almond shaped eyes, though they can't be absolutely sure
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Speaker 1: it's the same one, Trey, You were right when you said,
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Speaker 1: of all countries that this would happen Japan. Makes sense because.
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Speaker 4: Just Jesus Christ, Amen, monkey's got a monkey, and that
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Speaker 4: is true. They call him a cacs for a reason.
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Speaker 1: If the animal truly is the same monkey, other monkeys
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Speaker 1: in the troop may have learned deer mounting from him,
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Speaker 1: spreading the behavior through what's known as social transmission. Scientists
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Speaker 1: also say what's interesting is maybe the first time the
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Speaker 1: male did it was due to sexual frustration, so for
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Speaker 1: one specific purpose. But now the male has ascended to
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Speaker 1: a dominant rank and the females around him are doing
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Speaker 1: it too, So now the issue is becoming more complex.
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Speaker 6: So it started as a rogue maccoq mm hmm, maccock's
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Speaker 6: out of hand, mccacky.
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Speaker 2: That mccock's cup balls.
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Speaker 9: Keep that up.
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Speaker 4: That won't be the only thing they're getting through social transmission.
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Speaker 2: You know, once you go dear. I don't know the answer.
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Speaker 1: To that, but uh, you end up on the treehouse.
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Speaker 2: Once you go deer, you have no fear. I don't
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Speaker 2: know how it works.
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Speaker 1: But oh that's actually pretty good, right, not not nicely done?
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Speaker 1: I like that.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Basically, the scientists are at a loss as to the
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Speaker 1: reason why, and they're just they're grasping at any sort
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Speaker 1: of an explanation. Why the why the why the monkeys
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Speaker 1: are mounting the deer, and not just why they're doing it,
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Speaker 1: but why the deer are seemingly so okay with it.
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Speaker 5: They're grasping at the cox. Can we just get t
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Speaker 5: shirts to say once you go deer and just have
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Speaker 5: a cock on.
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Speaker 8: It, the smiling one.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, let me, Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Well, according to one of the scientists, their guess is
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Speaker 1: that the deer are extremely socially tolerant of the monkeys
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Speaker 1: because they're picking the parasites off. This sounds to me
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Speaker 1: like a like a monkey bait and switch. It's like no, no, no,
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Speaker 1: don't move, I'm just gonna pick these parasites off of
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Speaker 1: your back and and and then you know, when they're
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Speaker 1: not paying attention, get it good so and once the
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Speaker 1: deer learned to tolerate the behavior, it's just kind of stuck.
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Speaker 1: What cons did hm? Hmmm mm hmmm.
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Speaker 2: Is it stuck?
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Speaker 5: You know, it's had to have happened at least once,
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Speaker 5: you know, there's some guy just walking some Japanese guy
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Speaker 5: walking over to uh, somebody over in wildlife management like
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Speaker 5: Cox stuck in the deer.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it happens, right, Trey, You're absolutely right in a
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Speaker 1: country known for its weird fetishes, even its animals have
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Speaker 1: weird fetish. You're in the.
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Speaker 1: I'm Dan along with Trey, Raj and Jerry inside the
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Speaker 1: Treehouse today. Jerry, what was it? You were just saying
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Speaker 1: about the monkeys that are trying to make here in Japan.
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Speaker 4: There's so many people that live in Japan. There's got
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Speaker 4: to be a video of mccac in deer Well.
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Speaker 1: I mean the the the original incident from twenty fifteen.
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Speaker 1: They said it was caught on camera, so I'm there
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Speaker 1: has there is some photographic evidence, maybe video, I'm not sure.
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Speaker 5: No, that's that's the only time I'm okay with porn
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Speaker 5: Hub being banned. You know what's gonna end up there.
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Speaker 5: I think that would have ended up on ex Hamster.
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Speaker 5: I don't know what's worse, is that's funny or if
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Speaker 5: you actually subscribe to ex Hamster.
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Speaker 1: Just has beating it furiously.
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Speaker 2: That's the.
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Speaker 1: Theme music when you go to the website.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the log in music. Are you eighteen and up?
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Speaker 1: What's that?
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Speaker 8: So?
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Speaker 2: Are you eighteen and up? That's what starts playing.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta be careful the volumes up and you
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Speaker 1: pull up the website on your phone.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's when your dad comes in and like, get
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Speaker 5: off x hamster exactly.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, dad perks up.
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Speaker 8: I know that song, Oh sweet Sweet Jesus.
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Speaker 1: Yeah it is. By the way, the story was on
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Speaker 1: National geographic. So yeah, there's photographic evidence somewhere, maybe video,
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Speaker 1: And it looks like a couple of spots in that
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Speaker 1: story where I was seeing it had had hyper links
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Speaker 1: and I'm not clicking on that.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the only time I would love to hear
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Speaker 5: David Attinborough narrate, just so I could hear David Edinburgh
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Speaker 5: say macaw.
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Speaker 2: That's the only reason.
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Speaker 1: But you know when he says, it's gonna sound super fancy.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, but he's still gonna sound like he's talking about
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Speaker 5: his junk. But yeah, yolks and japan you're like, yes,
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Speaker 5: it is David.
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Speaker 4: Sorry, And there are indeed pictures easily googleable.
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Speaker 2: I've sent many pictures of maconx. I'm sure you have, David.
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Speaker 1: All Right, there's no good way to segue into this,
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Speaker 1: so I'm just gonna do it just I'm just gonna
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Speaker 1: just say here we go now now for something completely different,
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Speaker 1: Thank you, Monty Python. Are you guys familiar with the
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Speaker 1: singer CP Lacy? No, no, no, well you're about to be.
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Speaker 1: I don't know where CP Lacy is from. I don't
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Speaker 1: know what time CP Lacy is from, and I don't Okay,
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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I know which country he's from. I'm
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Speaker 1: just gonna share this with you. This is a singer
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Speaker 1: that according to the According to the byeline underneath his
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Speaker 1: video that has been posted online, he's known as CP Lacy,
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Speaker 1: and I now would like to share with you his hit. Okay, okay, sorry,
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Speaker 1: here we go. This is CP Lacy for the first
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Speaker 1: time inside the treehouse.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel all right now.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I am home last night. She wouldn't make
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Speaker 1: love till me. It's probably because you look like a weirdo.
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Speaker 1: This looks to be like a cable access thing. I
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Speaker 1: don't know if he was the special musical guest on
24:52
Speaker 1: Someone's Want to Be Tonight show somewhere in the seventies
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Speaker 1: or eighties. But it's got a blue background and some
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Speaker 1: sort of room divider lattice work kind of thing, and
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Speaker 1: he's dressed up. He's got it. He's got he's got
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Speaker 1: a black tuxon's a black tie type of fair and
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Speaker 1: he's got a shoulder linked dreadlocks with the beads in them,
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Speaker 1: looking like he just came back from can Kun. And
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Speaker 1: now here's his hit.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel all right now.
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Speaker 9: When I came home last night, you wouldn't make love
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Speaker 9: till me.
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Speaker 1: You feel fast asleep. You wouldn't talk to me.
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Speaker 9: He said, I'm so crazy.
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Speaker 1: He said, I'm so crazy girl coming home intoxicated. You see,
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Speaker 1: I just want.
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Speaker 2: To love you.
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Speaker 8: I just want to love your baby.
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Speaker 1: That is why I'm so elated.
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Speaker 9: Come on, man, give it to my baby. Give it
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Speaker 9: up a girl.
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Speaker 1: Don't you want to be mon tonight? Come on, give
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Speaker 1: it to my baby. I think this guy is the
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Speaker 1: reason why Millie Vanilli's started doing lip syncing.
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Speaker 5: Okay, I think he's the reason. Try January ends. He
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Speaker 5: listened to that enough times, you'll want to drink.
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Speaker 1: Oh all that it won't be a matter of want,
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Speaker 1: It'll be a matter of need.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I can think of it. That boy good.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it didn't terrible.
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Speaker 1: Trey Trenholm, Arraje Sharma and Jerry called well, coming off
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Speaker 1: of the CP Lacy singer and Raj, you were just
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Speaker 1: telling me that you don't think that's an original song
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Speaker 1: of his.
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Speaker 2: I want to say it's a Rick James song.
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Speaker 3: Yes, give it to me baby, Okay. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: See, his rendition of it was so bad I didn't
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Speaker 1: even recognize it as a Rick James song.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Although now I guess it makes sense why he has
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Speaker 1: the dreads in the videos. I guess he's trying to
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Speaker 1: look like Rick James.
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Speaker 3: Those are braids, dan, not dreads.
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Speaker 1: Huh, that's a braids.
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Speaker 2: For white people. It's it's dreads.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of all encompassing.
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Speaker 5: It's not.
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Speaker 2: In my mind, in your white brain.
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Speaker 1: Yes, in my white brain braids or dreads.
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Speaker 2: Dreads or braids though no, I think in.
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Speaker 1: My mind I'll justify this by saying braids are dreads,
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Speaker 1: but not all dreads or braids.
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Speaker 2: Riche sexual chocolate.
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Speaker 1: Mike dropping them out Today is Wednesday, January twenty ninth,
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Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. Look, if I'm being honest, that is
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Speaker 1: not the first dumb white guy thing I've ever said
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Speaker 1: on this show, and it sures will not be the last. Amen,
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Speaker 1: let's celebrate today with some birthdays. Shelby Mackenzie Porter turns
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Speaker 1: thirty five. She was Naomi Bahannon on Hell on Wheels.
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Speaker 1: She was also Marcie on Travelers. Whatever that is? Oh,
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Speaker 1: speaking of whatever that is, I just want to there
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Speaker 1: was a I know we're in the middle of birthdays here.
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Speaker 1: Let me make sure to see if anyone's birthday is
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Speaker 1: in any movies. I'm about to recommend to you, guys. No,
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Speaker 1: it does not look like it. Tara and I watched
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Speaker 1: a couple of movies over the weekend. I want to
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Speaker 1: recommend to you because it's well documented here inside the
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Speaker 1: Treehouse that you guys think I have terrible taste in movies.
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Speaker 1: And while I have seen some roll clunkers in my
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Speaker 1: life and I remember them and sometimes look back at
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Speaker 1: some of them with a fondness, I do watch good movies.
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Speaker 1: And I want to share a couple with you that
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Speaker 1: we recently watched that I think you guys will enjoy.
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Speaker 1: The first one is Saturday Night was on Netflix. It
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Speaker 1: is a minute by minute portrayal of the ninety minutes
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Speaker 1: leading up to the very first episode of Saturday Night Live. Okay, oh,
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Speaker 1: really really excellent the actors in it. I mean, you've
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Speaker 1: got actors today, you know, current actors portraying legends like
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Speaker 1: chevy Chase, Dan Ackroyd, Gil Radner, Jim Belushi, I'm sorry,
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Speaker 1: John Belushi, and Billy Crystal. Some of these actors were
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Speaker 1: phenomenal at looking like and especially even sounding like these
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Speaker 1: original people.
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Speaker 5: Someone are still alive, so they could have just cast
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Speaker 5: those people.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it wouldn't be believable because it's been fifty years.
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Speaker 1: But chevy Chase playing himself, you know, fifty years ago,
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Speaker 1: not going to be very believable, although I'm sure he
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Speaker 1: jump with the chance.
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Speaker 2: So chevy Chase couldn't play chevy Chase.
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Speaker 1: Years ago, cannot play chevy Chase of fifty years ago.
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Speaker 2: Okay, you get it. That No, but that's that's an
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Speaker 2: interesting take.
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Speaker 6: You don't You don't understand what seventy year old chevy
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Speaker 6: Chase can't play I mean, the year old chevy Chase.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but what they can.
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Speaker 5: Do with like you know, AI and makeup and special
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Speaker 5: effects like they could, they could h you down like
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Speaker 5: they could.
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Speaker 1: They couldn't afford to do that with some of that cast,
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Speaker 1: and also that would mean having to have Chevy Chase
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Speaker 1: on a set.
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Speaker 2: And nobody wants that.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but when you think back of the original cast
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Speaker 1: of Saturday Night Live, those that are still with us,
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Speaker 1: they probably couldn't afford to have. So they just had
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Speaker 1: a new generation of actors do it. It was really really good.
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Speaker 1: So I recommend Saturday Night That's on Netflix A minute
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Speaker 1: by minute ninety minute, so a short account of the
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Speaker 1: very first Saturday Night Live episode?
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Speaker 3: How much? How much blow did they show? They were
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Speaker 3: doing a lot?
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Speaker 1: Quite a bit, it was. It was It was pretty factual.
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Speaker 1: It seems true to true to history, including not knowing
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Speaker 1: where John Belushi was at various times. They had a
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Speaker 1: portrayal of George Carlin, who was the first host of
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Speaker 1: Saturday Night Live, getting lock job before the show because
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Speaker 1: he had taken too much cocaine. Pretty cool, so worth
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Speaker 1: a watch. And the other one is a Hugh Grant
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Speaker 1: movie that we just heard about. We watched over the weekend.
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Speaker 1: It's called Heretic Heretic starring Hugh Grant. I'm not gonna
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Speaker 1: tell you much about it other than the fact it
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Speaker 1: is super super creepy and we really enjoyed it. So
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Speaker 1: there you go, two good movie recommendations from me that
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Speaker 1: are not American Ninja. Michael Dudakov related.
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Speaker 2: Okay, right, so so terror found these movies.
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Speaker 1: No, I've yeah, I'm recommending them to you. I watched them.
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Speaker 1: They're good movies, and I'm telling you they're good movies.
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Speaker 5: But who who sat you down was like, hey, we
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Speaker 5: can't watch American Ninja six, but we're gonna watch.
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Speaker 2: We're gonna watch Saturday night.
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Speaker 6: And then she said did she put out the big
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Speaker 6: pencil and go no, Danny, that's the remote.
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Speaker 1: You know, it's moments like these that I really really
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Speaker 1: can hate.
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Speaker 2: You.
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Speaker 1: Treehouse just a little bit more before we close up
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Speaker 1: for the day. So we talked earlier about the monkeys
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Speaker 1: mounting deer in Japan. There is another monkey story that
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Speaker 1: I think should fit in nicely in the show, not
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Speaker 1: into the Deer. Do you guys remember last year the
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Speaker 1: escaped monkeys from the South Carolina lab. They had escaped
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Speaker 1: the testing lab like something out of Hollywood, into the
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Speaker 1: nearby forest, and the lab was having trouble getting all
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Speaker 1: those monkeys captured and back into the lab. Right. Well,
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Speaker 1: according to this that Trey saw recently, all the monkeys
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Speaker 1: that escaped from that South Carolina research facility have been recaptured.
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Speaker 1: At least that's what the monkeys would have you believe.
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Speaker 1: Because if I'm part of that research team in that
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Speaker 1: lab that's been testing on these monkeys and we've managed
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Speaker 1: to recapture the them after their great escape, I'm not
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Speaker 1: gonna trust them. What if it was their plan to
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Speaker 1: get caught, why are you looking at me like that, Tray,
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Speaker 1: You think I'm crazy?
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Speaker 6: They planned to get caught, so they could were going
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Speaker 6: plane out of the apes here.
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Speaker 1: Yep, pretty much. That's exactly what I'm doing, okay, And
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Speaker 1: it's not what I'm doing, it's what they're doing. Like
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Speaker 1: when they get out in the woods, maybe they got
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Speaker 1: into somebody's house and watch some movies. And if you're
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Speaker 1: a monkey who's escaped from a research lab, what movie
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Speaker 1: would you rather watch?
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Speaker 8: Them? Plan out of the apes?
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Speaker 3: Everywhere?
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Speaker 1: Like you both had very good yet distinct answers.
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Speaker 3: You think they saw outbreak and then yeah, or.
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Speaker 1: Maybe they saw or maybe they saw ed. That's the
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Speaker 1: movie that starred Matthew LeBlanc from Friends with the Third Base,
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Speaker 1: playing Ape.
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Speaker 3: Of which you saw.
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Speaker 5: By the way, I'm a huge base. Thank god you
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Speaker 5: didn't say I'm a huge LeBlanc fan.
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Speaker 1: But yeah, all those monkeys that escape from that South
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Speaker 1: Carolina lab have been recaptured.
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Speaker 5: We watched the video. We watched the video that wasn't
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Speaker 5: a lab. Wasn't it some dude's house.
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Speaker 1: It did sort of have that feelings like the research
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Speaker 1: director or the lab director looked like he was giving
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Speaker 1: an interview to the local TV station from his mom's basement.
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Speaker 1: It did definitely look like that. Yeah, but the forty
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Speaker 1: three reesis Maccock primates escaped after a caretaker failed to
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Speaker 1: secure the doors. All are now back at the Alpha
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Speaker 1: Genesis Primate Research Center in ya Messi. The last four
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Speaker 1: recaptured this week appeared to be in good health, according
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Speaker 1: to CEO Greg Westerguard from.
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Speaker 2: His mom's basement. I'm glad Mcca healthy. Uh no damage,
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Speaker 2: no deer.
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Speaker 1: That they know of. I mean they were in the
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Speaker 1: forest for a few months. I mean who knows what
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Speaker 1: they homped?
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Speaker 9: Yeah?
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Speaker 2: Uh lecons get everywhere.
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Speaker 1: There might be some really weird looking squirrels in a
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Speaker 1: couple of weeks, and.
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Speaker 2: Uh yeah, that'd be creepy.
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Speaker 5: That's that visual is stuck in my head now and
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Speaker 5: I can't You're welcome.
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Speaker 1: The treehouse will stick with you, just like a'm monkey
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Speaker 1: on a deer in Japan. All right, there, there is
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Speaker 1: one last thing I wanted to throw at you. You
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Speaker 1: we all know that monkeys seemingly have short attention spans, right, Uh, well,
37:48
Speaker 1: they're not the only ones. New research is showing that
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Speaker 1: people with ADHD have shorter life expectancy than people without ADHD.
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Speaker 1: How bad is that disorder? If you can't even focus
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Speaker 1: on living?
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Speaker 5: I was about to say the same thing, like you're
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Speaker 5: so it's that bad you can't focus on breathing.
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Speaker 1: I mean, aren't there exercises that you can do or.
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Speaker 3: Something is not?
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Speaker 2: What is.
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Speaker 3: Giving you methamphetamines, I'm sure extend your life.
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Speaker 1: I think we found I think we broke the code.
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