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- 0:00Speaker 1: The veny Man, can the venymen can? It's our numb
- 0:05Speaker 1: bird two, our number two, ready to go, and we
- 0:10Speaker 1: start out with Pirates All star Paul Skeins spotted schmoozing
- 0:15Speaker 1: with Dodger staffers over the weekend. Is this something or
- 0:19Speaker 1: nothing for the Ace in the Hole in Pittsburgh? Also,
- 0:23Speaker 1: what do you make of the latest setback for Jean
- 0:26Speaker 1: Carlos Stanton in the Bronx. It sounds like he will
- 0:29Speaker 1: not be playing this season again for the Yankees. And
- 0:33Speaker 1: Jacob Misowski was gobsmacked by these small brewers media contingent
- 0:38Speaker 1: over the weekend as the media went off to follow
- 0:41Speaker 1: the Green Bay Packers. Where does this take your mind?
- 0:44Speaker 1: We'll talk about that as well. And paint me blue
- 0:48Speaker 1: and call me a smurf. It's our number two. Are
- 0:55Speaker 1: you ready to jump off the pirate ship? Welcome in
- 1:01Speaker 1: the beginning of another hour of the Ben Mallor Show.
- 1:05Speaker 1: We are in the air ev rewhere, that's right, We
- 1:13Speaker 1: are just hanging up bedfellows. Here is we pepper in
- 1:17Speaker 1: a little fun, just a little bit of fun. Coast
- 1:19Speaker 1: a coast, border to border and beyond. On the vast
- 1:23Speaker 1: and vivaciously powerful microphones of fsr ammating live from the joint.
- 1:31Speaker 1: Did you know that the three hundred and sixty joints
- 1:36Speaker 1: that we have in our bodies we share that. Yeah,
- 1:39Speaker 1: three hundred and sixty joints in your body? Isn't that crazy?
- 1:41Speaker 1: Garanteed Human from the world famous Fox Sports Radio Studios,
- 1:47Speaker 1: where Paul in Ottawa far out, Dave in Ohio who
- 1:52Speaker 1: did not show up to the Mallard meet and greet,
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- 2:18Speaker 1: So our lead this hour from Baseball and thanks to
- 2:23Speaker 1: a couple of tough love Mallard monologues, the Dodgers back
- 2:28Speaker 1: on track. They've now won six in a row. All
- 2:30Speaker 1: they needed to do was to play some tomato cans
- 2:32Speaker 1: and fatten up on those nice, delicious tomato cans, and
- 2:36Speaker 1: the Dodgers have done that. They completed a weekend sweep
- 2:39Speaker 1: of the Buckoes. Bye by Buccos. Back to Pittsburgh they go,
- 2:45Speaker 1: and this though was not the story. A Pirate Dodger
- 2:49Speaker 1: matchup does not rise to the level of a Mallard monologue.
- 2:54Speaker 1: Something else has to be going on, and that would
- 2:56Speaker 1: be the pregame po looser. They had a lot of
- 3:01Speaker 1: people talking around baseball. There's a lot of chatter about
- 3:04Speaker 1: what happened prior to one of the games between the
- 3:06Speaker 1: Pirates and Dodgers over the weekend at the Ravine. If
- 3:09Speaker 1: you were not paying attention because you actually have a
- 3:11Speaker 1: life and you were out doing things. The struggling Pittsburg
- 3:17Speaker 1: Pirate pitcher the ace of the Pirates, although he's not
- 3:20Speaker 1: pitching like an ace right now. Paul Skeens was spotted
- 3:24Speaker 1: by eagle eyed observers with members of the Dodgers coaching
- 3:30Speaker 1: and training staff on the field on the field the
- 3:35Speaker 1: Chavez Ravine prior to the Pirate Dodger one of the
- 3:38Speaker 1: Pirate Dodger games over the weekend, they were hanging out
- 3:41Speaker 1: having a grand old time. Their video of the interaction
- 3:44Speaker 1: went viral. The grainy video, just like UFO video, very grainy,
- 3:50Speaker 1: and the footage shows a very friendly La La la
- 3:54Speaker 1: la La la la pregame conversation. The clip generated a
- 3:58Speaker 1: lot of chatter on social media online conversation, what does
- 4:03Speaker 1: it all mean? What does it mean? Paul ski just
- 4:06Speaker 1: hanging out with the Dodger peopall, What does it mean?
- 4:09Speaker 1: What does it mean? Is he going to the Dodgers
- 4:13Speaker 1: and yep, yep, that's the talks. There's clearly something's going
- 4:18Speaker 1: on here, something's going on. The Dodgers have had a
- 4:22Speaker 1: lot of success in the last ten years getting players.
- 4:25Speaker 1: Of course, I think we might know why they've had
- 4:27Speaker 1: a lot of success getting players, depending on what the
- 4:29Speaker 1: Feds do here. Anyway, Skeens was spotted right there, and
- 4:33Speaker 1: he's doing his thing, having a grand old time there,
- 4:36Speaker 1: enjoying the conversation. And he's going through the worst stretch
- 4:40Speaker 1: of his big league career. Absolutely horrible pitching. He's one
- 4:45Speaker 1: of the five worst pitchers in baseball. Since May seventeenth,
- 4:49Speaker 1: Paul Skiens and his fastball velocity has gone down, down, down, down, down,
- 4:53Speaker 1: down down down down, down down down down, And it's
- 4:57Speaker 1: so bad. How bad it was so bad? The Pirate said,
- 5:00Speaker 1: we need to rescue and give you a couple of
- 5:02Speaker 1: days off between starts. He didn't like that. He was
- 5:05Speaker 1: annoyed by that, And so that's where we are. Good
- 5:08Speaker 1: jumping off point, let us discuss the question. You got
- 5:12Speaker 1: Pirates all star pitcher Paul Skens schmoozing, schmoozing with Dodgers
- 5:19Speaker 1: staffers over the weekend in La Is this something or
- 5:26Speaker 1: is this nothing? So we've got meow mix, you're Babushka's
- 5:33Speaker 1: fancy sofa and led Zeppelin, and we'll combine all of
- 5:39Speaker 1: these things together and we're going to play connect three,
- 5:42Speaker 1: not connect two, not connect four, Connect three, and you're
- 5:47Speaker 1: gonna like it, and I'm gonna beat you because I
- 5:50Speaker 1: mean it to win it. And that's the reality the situation.
- 5:52Speaker 1: So number one, one, one one, I said number one
- 5:57Speaker 1: number stop it. So on the surface, you say, well,
- 6:01Speaker 1: this is just a quick trip to the grab and go.
- 6:04Speaker 1: All right, Paul Skin's playing grab ass with Dodger staffers,
- 6:08Speaker 1: standard pregame, schmoozing, fraternizing. This goes on all the time.
- 6:15Speaker 1: I was lucky enough when I was around baseball. They
- 6:18Speaker 1: just started doing this, and the old timers lost their
- 6:21Speaker 1: fricking mind because it had been a tradition in baseball.
- 6:25Speaker 1: You do not talk to thy enemy. You're a competitor.
- 6:28Speaker 1: You don't do it before the game. Don't do it. No, no, no. Now,
- 6:31Speaker 1: if you do it, you can go out after the game,
- 6:33Speaker 1: but you can't let anyone see you hang out together
- 6:36Speaker 1: out there in the middle of nowhere. In this case,
- 6:39Speaker 1: it's like they were out in the open. And it
- 6:41Speaker 1: changed in that time. It was back in the mid
- 6:43Speaker 1: to late nineties. It started changing where it's thirty years
- 6:46Speaker 1: ago and now it's just standard when you just play
- 6:48Speaker 1: grab ass, let me grab your ass. Okay, that's good.
- 6:52Speaker 1: Why not pregame? Okay, who cares, We'll have a good time.
- 6:55Speaker 1: And so it's now normal. It's been normal for a
- 6:58Speaker 1: long long time. So they said, oh, it's nothing to
- 7:01Speaker 1: see here. Move along. And then you hit the pause button.
- 7:05Speaker 1: You hit the pause button on the remote control. You
- 7:08Speaker 1: pause that right there, and you say and I say,
- 7:11Speaker 1: not so fast, my friend, is what I would say here,
- 7:14Speaker 1: because this is how the seeds get planted. Now it's
- 7:17Speaker 1: much more of an NBA thing than it is a
- 7:19Speaker 1: baseball thing. We see this all the time in pro
- 7:22Speaker 1: bouncy ball, the All Star Game, remember the famous get
- 7:26Speaker 1: together between Kyrie Irving and Kevin Durant and the Bowels
- 7:29Speaker 1: of the arena where they were plotting to play together,
- 7:32Speaker 1: which would have been a great story if they actually
- 7:33Speaker 1: been good playing together, but they weren't, unfortunately for them.
- 7:37Speaker 1: So what happens is today Paul Skeins is yucking it
- 7:41Speaker 1: up with random Randy and Joey lunchbucket from the Dodgers,
- 7:47Speaker 1: having a grand old time there and the medical staff
- 7:50Speaker 1: and they're just talking, Oh, it's so great and all
- 7:53Speaker 1: that stuff, and then tomorrow someone somewhere whispers, but hey,
- 7:58Speaker 1: you're not weather in southern Californa. They don't get a
- 8:00Speaker 1: lot of humidity, although they have this year, but they're
- 8:02Speaker 1: normally not a lot of humidity there. And Paul Skeins
- 8:05Speaker 1: knows a thing or two about the weather in southern California.
- 8:08Speaker 1: He's from Orange County. He went to Eltoral High School,
- 8:11Speaker 1: so he's from southern California. He's got roots in southern California,
- 8:15Speaker 1: so he already knows the area. It's not like it's
- 8:18Speaker 1: foreign to him. And he's annoyed with the Pirates. They've
- 8:23Speaker 1: rubbed him the wrong way, trying to get him to
- 8:25Speaker 1: rest a little extra between starts, so he's not happy
- 8:28Speaker 1: about that. So does this mean now that Paul skeans
- 8:31Speaker 1: this off season will be going to the Dodgers. Of
- 8:36Speaker 1: course not because there will be no off season, so
- 8:39Speaker 1: he can't go to the Dodgers. There will be nothing
- 8:41Speaker 1: because they'll they'll have no transactions.
- 8:44Speaker 2: And were moving. Hold, I said, we're moving over.
- 8:57Speaker 3: Attack of the gremlins.
- 8:59Speaker 1: I hate it, you know, I'm just trying to hang
- 9:01Speaker 1: out in the mallor mansion and I get attacked by
- 9:03Speaker 1: the gremlins. I just I can't stand that. My goodness,
- 9:07Speaker 1: it's not right here. It's unbelievable. What's up with that man?
- 9:11Speaker 1: Unbelievable anyway. All right, so here's the deal. So you
- 9:14Speaker 1: think that that was a sign from the radio, Like heavens,
- 9:19Speaker 1: there was some kind of sign here that maybe the
- 9:21Speaker 1: Paul Skins thing is going to happen, or the gremlins
- 9:25Speaker 1: just ate through the cable. Which one is it? I
- 9:28Speaker 1: don't know. I have no idea. But so to wrap
- 9:33Speaker 1: up the thought on Paul Skins, obviously, Paul Skiings is
- 9:37Speaker 1: not going to the Dodgers right now because there is
- 9:39Speaker 1: no off season, there won't be any transactions and all that. Nevertheless,
- 9:43Speaker 1: this is what I call mew cat mix. Catnip rather
- 9:47Speaker 1: for when you think about the speculation and cranking this
- 9:50Speaker 1: up and what this all means here, big league transactions
- 9:53Speaker 1: are built on these subtle little flirtations, little flirtation here.
- 9:58Speaker 1: Nothing today, all right, nothing today. Everything's fine right now.
- 10:03Speaker 1: But you might want to keep those binoculars handy. Just
- 10:06Speaker 1: keep the binoculars handy. And that's it now. Page two
- 10:09Speaker 1: to the Boogie down Bronx we go, where Yankee slugger
- 10:13Speaker 1: Jean Carlos Stanton suffered another setback over the weekend, and
- 10:20Speaker 1: it's pretty much turn out the lasts, the parties over
- 10:25Speaker 1: the burly slugger who has managed to injure his left
- 10:30Speaker 1: calf while rehabbing two other strains in his right leg.
- 10:36Speaker 1: Who goofed, I've got to know now? Manager Aaron Boone
- 10:40Speaker 1: saying over the weekend that a return of Gean Carlos
- 10:44Speaker 1: Stanton here in twenty twenty six is quote challenging. How
- 10:48Speaker 1: many at bats as Stanton had this season? How about ninety?
- 10:53Speaker 1: That's it, ninety at bats all season for Gean Carlos Stanton.
- 10:57Speaker 1: He has owed twenty five million dollars next year, if
- 11:00Speaker 1: there is a next year, twenty five million dollars and
- 11:03Speaker 1: Miami also is paying ten million of that. So there's
- 11:08Speaker 1: a club option which will not be picked up in
- 11:11Speaker 1: twenty twenty eight by the Yankees. There's a ten million
- 11:13Speaker 1: dollar by it. So if you do the malor math
- 11:15Speaker 1: on this, the Yankees are in the hole another twenty
- 11:19Speaker 1: five million dollars they have to pay gen Carlos Stanton,
- 11:23Speaker 1: which seemingly means they're just gonna get some bread and
- 11:27Speaker 1: some barbecue sauce and then just slabber that all over
- 11:30Speaker 1: the bread and then that's it. They're just going to
- 11:33Speaker 1: eat the rest of the money. So the question here,
- 11:35Speaker 1: what do you make of the latest setback for gian
- 11:40Speaker 1: Carlos Stanton in the Bronx? What do you make of it? So,
- 11:44Speaker 1: Jean Carlos Stanton, he's one of the greatest optical illusions
- 11:49Speaker 1: in sports. Every sport has it. This is more of
- 11:52Speaker 1: a it's more of a basketball thing. We think about
- 11:56Speaker 1: soft players the softest or basketball players, right Kawhi Leonard
- 11:59Speaker 1: at any Davis, people like that. But gian Carlos Stanton
- 12:01Speaker 1: should have been a basketball player. The way he approaches baseball.
- 12:05Speaker 1: I don't know that he even likes baseball. I don't
- 12:07Speaker 1: think this is full on Anthony Rendon, where it was
- 12:10Speaker 1: just total mouthfeasance. However, you look at Gen Carlos Stanton,
- 12:16Speaker 1: and he is one of the great optical illusions of
- 12:19Speaker 1: our time because on the outside it looks like he's
- 12:21Speaker 1: a chisel Greek god. You look at him, he's carved
- 12:24Speaker 1: out of granite from Mount Olyptus, right there at the
- 12:27Speaker 1: very top of the mountain, Mount Olympus, and he's yet
- 12:30Speaker 1: on the inside it's like somebody went down to the
- 12:33Speaker 1: dollar tree and got a bunch of glass wear and said, okay,
- 12:36Speaker 1: let's put that on the inside. That sounds good. Why not?
- 12:39Speaker 1: And so there you are. And he is not the
- 12:42Speaker 1: bronx bomber. He's the brittle bomber, is what he is.
- 12:46Speaker 1: Easily damaged. This guy can get hurt jogging, stretching, turning
- 12:51Speaker 1: his body too quickly. Oh my back, my trunk, they
- 12:54Speaker 1: call it the trunk. Now, oh my trunk. My trunk
- 12:58Speaker 1: hurts the whole thing. In fact, if John Carlo Stanton
- 13:03Speaker 1: breathe too much with too much augusto, he ends up
- 13:08Speaker 1: out for at least a week. It really is fascinating.
- 13:11Speaker 1: So at this point the Yankees, you look at they
- 13:14Speaker 1: can't expect John Carlos Stanton to be doing anything for
- 13:18Speaker 1: them this year, probably again, and just slap the fragile
- 13:21Speaker 1: sticker on his head, on his helmet right there and
- 13:25Speaker 1: say that's it, or if you need to put it
- 13:27Speaker 1: on his forehead and put it on his forehead and
- 13:28Speaker 1: put it on the helmet, whatever, Stanton, is your Babushka's
- 13:33Speaker 1: really nice sofa, really fancy sofa that you're Babushka has,
- 13:38Speaker 1: and it's like, well, that's great, and it's but it's
- 13:40Speaker 1: covered in plastic. Well it looks magnificent, it looks like
- 13:43Speaker 1: a really nice sofa cost a fortune to really expensive,
- 13:48Speaker 1: but nobody's actually allowed to use it because of the
- 13:53Speaker 1: fact that you touch it, it falls apart, and thus
- 13:56Speaker 1: is the problem. Thus is the problem a villain. Availability.
- 14:00Speaker 1: The ability to actually be in the lineup and contribute
- 14:03Speaker 1: is a skill that Jan Carlow simply doesn't have. He
- 14:09Speaker 1: just just lacks that, and he hasn't had it for
- 14:13Speaker 1: a while, which is somewhat predictable. Most of these forever contracts,
- 14:18Speaker 1: and Jean Carlos signed his forever contract with the Florida
- 14:20Speaker 1: Marlins back in the day, and these things the last
- 14:24Speaker 1: couple of years are always a hot mess, and that's
- 14:27Speaker 1: one of the things the owners are going to attempt
- 14:29Speaker 1: to get and I think they will get that. They're
- 14:31Speaker 1: not going to get a salary cap in baseball. They
- 14:33Speaker 1: will put term limits on contracts. You're not going to
- 14:36Speaker 1: see these ten year contracts ten or more years, those
- 14:40Speaker 1: days will be over. They'll put a limit on how
- 14:43Speaker 1: long the contracts are, which I don't mind. I think
- 14:45Speaker 1: that's fun. I'm not a baseball player. I'd be annoyed
- 14:46Speaker 1: if I was a baseball player. But in terms of
- 14:49Speaker 1: the transaction, which is what people love, the transaction, it's
- 14:52Speaker 1: great and it actually is a nice way to limit
- 14:56Speaker 1: limit the damage done by incompetent owners, because once you
- 15:02Speaker 1: get past four or five years out, you generally don't
- 15:05Speaker 1: get a lot in return. You don't get a lot
- 15:07Speaker 1: of return on investment when you go that far. But
- 15:10Speaker 1: we're talking about John Carlo Stanton in his situation, his
- 15:13Speaker 1: final days with the Yankees, and nobody questions his October resume.
- 15:17Speaker 1: When he's played, He's hit a bunch of moonshots for
- 15:20Speaker 1: the Yankees and the postseason. He just simply has lacked
- 15:24Speaker 1: the ability to play for some time there and thirty
- 15:29Speaker 1: six year old designated hitter. At this point, the Yankees
- 15:32Speaker 1: are going to have to move Aaron Judge to play
- 15:34Speaker 1: DH more as he's getting older also, and so all
- 15:38Speaker 1: the raw power, all the razzle dazzle that he's had
- 15:43Speaker 1: at times with the Yankees. Yeah, I think that he's
- 15:45Speaker 1: not going to be back. A couple of postseason home
- 15:48Speaker 1: runs of a memorable note there for Jean Carlos Stanton.
- 15:52Speaker 1: The expiration date though, is staring everyone in the face,
- 15:56Speaker 1: that is for sure, all right? Final point two Milwaukee
- 16:00Speaker 1: go the top team in baseball. But Brewers they played
- 16:04Speaker 1: over the weekend. Of course, the brew Crew and the
- 16:07Speaker 1: Lanta Braves playing a weekend series and in that series,
- 16:12Speaker 1: after the game on Saturday, the Brewers as Jacob Misowski,
- 16:17Speaker 1: went viral for his reaction to a very small media
- 16:24Speaker 1: contingent following a win over the Atlanta Braves, and it
- 16:30Speaker 1: was he asked the question, he said, this is it.
- 16:32Speaker 1: He looked around at the media came out after his
- 16:35Speaker 1: performance against Atlanta and he looked around, this is it.
- 16:39Speaker 1: He was genuinely surprised. He must think he's God's gift
- 16:42Speaker 1: to baseball and there should be a bunch of people
- 16:43Speaker 1: out there, and a reporter from the one newspaper in
- 16:47Speaker 1: Milwaukee that stills in business explained, Packers play today. That's it.
- 16:54Speaker 1: Three words, Packers play today. That was it, and Misserowski
- 16:58Speaker 1: immediately understood and said, ah, there it is, like Okay,
- 17:02Speaker 1: I get it. I get it now. The reporter saying
- 17:05Speaker 1: that now, keep in mind, the Packers were playing a
- 17:08Speaker 1: preseason game, an exhibition game for the Packers against the
- 17:14Speaker 1: Broncos at Mile High and that led to the Milwaukee
- 17:18Speaker 1: media running off to Colorado to watch that game. It
- 17:24Speaker 1: siphoned away the reporters who normally would have been watching
- 17:27Speaker 1: the top team in Major League Baseball, the Brewers and
- 17:30Speaker 1: the Cy Young favorite. So that episode, of course sparked
- 17:33Speaker 1: what do you think backlash, ding ding, ding, ding ding
- 17:37Speaker 1: complaints frustration on social media. The Brewers fans were offended.
- 17:42Speaker 1: It's not fair. We deserve all the media attention. I
- 17:47Speaker 1: can't believe it. All right, so question the leader in
- 17:51Speaker 1: the clubhouse with a Cy Young award, the leader in
- 17:55Speaker 1: the clubhouse with a Sayu award. Jacob Mazarowski of the
- 17:58Speaker 1: brew Crew was gobsmacked by the very small media contingent
- 18:04Speaker 1: in Milwaukee Where does your mind go on this? Where
- 18:08Speaker 1: does that take your mind?
- 18:11Speaker 4: All right?
- 18:11Speaker 1: So I will answer it this way. This is a
- 18:13Speaker 1: refresher course. It is a refresher course for the miz
- 18:18Speaker 1: is what it is. Milwaukee is not and will never
- 18:22Speaker 1: be a media mecca. We know that every man, woman
- 18:26Speaker 1: and child knows that that's just the way it is.
- 18:27Speaker 1: So if Jacob Mizraski wants the Papa Razzo, if he
- 18:31Speaker 1: wants TMZ to follow him around seventeen microphones shoved in
- 18:36Speaker 1: his face, He's going to have to go to La
- 18:39Speaker 1: or go to New York. And that's it. That's all.
- 18:42Speaker 1: That's where you go. The Milwaukee media and all media,
- 18:45Speaker 1: not just Milwaukee, all media has been downsized. It's all
- 18:49Speaker 1: been downsized because the media business has been downsized. And
- 18:54Speaker 1: they live by one rule. And it's a rule that
- 18:57Speaker 1: one of our old bosses used to have here at
- 18:58Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio. Play the hit, small Man, play the hits.
- 19:02Speaker 1: That's what it's all about. Play the hits. And in
- 19:05Speaker 1: the state that the Brewers play in the state of Wisconsin,
- 19:08Speaker 1: the Packers are essentially led Zeppelin, Taylor Swift, and the
- 19:12Speaker 1: Beatles all rolled into one sacred giant delicious cheese log.
- 19:19Speaker 1: If you roll all of those things into a cheese log,
- 19:22Speaker 1: that would be the Green Bay Packers. That's it. The
- 19:25Speaker 1: Brewers also keep in mind they play nearly two hundred
- 19:29Speaker 1: games a year, including the Cactus League. Play thirty games
- 19:32Speaker 1: or so in the Cactus League one hundred and sixty
- 19:34Speaker 1: two regular season games, and then in the playoffs you
- 19:37Speaker 1: add on more games after that, so it's over two
- 19:39Speaker 1: hundred games a year that the Brewers are playing. The
- 19:43Speaker 1: Packers play twenty and maybe an extra playoff game or two,
- 19:47Speaker 1: but it's twenty. That's at three exhibition games which the
- 19:51Speaker 1: starters don't play, and then the seventeen regular season games.
- 19:55Speaker 1: So scarcity wins every single time. And so even with
- 19:59Speaker 1: the RS dominating baseball and Jacob Mazeroski pitching like the
- 20:04Speaker 1: Cy Young of Cy Young's God's Gift to the brew Crew,
- 20:08Speaker 1: a meaningless NFL exhibition game between the Broncos and the Packers,
- 20:14Speaker 1: and abra cadabra hokus pokus poof, just like that, Just
- 20:21Speaker 1: like that, the baseball beat disappears faster than free cheese
- 20:26Speaker 1: curds at the Wisconsin State Fair. They're just gone, gone, gone, gone, gone,
- 20:31Speaker 1: gone gone, gone, gone gone. And that is the NFL's
- 20:34Speaker 1: industrial complex in a nutshell. That's it. And Cilly in Wisconsin.
- 20:40Speaker 1: The packers don't just move the needle. No, no, no,
- 20:44Speaker 1: they are their own compass. That is wherever they are.
- 20:49Speaker 1: That's where the needle is, wherever the packers are. It
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- 22:15Speaker 6: Rob Parker on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get
- 22:19Speaker 6: your podcast.
- 22:20Speaker 1: La Ben Mallor Show on Fox Sports Radio as we
- 22:24Speaker 1: roll on a baseball heavy Mallard monologue to begin this hour,
- 22:31Speaker 1: and a reminder, Now, if you've ever been to Vegas,
- 22:34Speaker 1: you know there's some weird stuff that happens in Vegas.
- 22:40Speaker 1: So now we had to get involved in this. The
- 22:42Speaker 1: next Mallard Meet and greet is back in Lost Wages
- 22:46Speaker 1: Divided This Saturday, August twenty nine, three to five at
- 22:49Speaker 1: the Steakeout Bar and Grill right near you NLV Free Parking.
- 22:54Speaker 1: Loraino be there, Coop meet bunch of celebrity p ones
- 22:57Speaker 1: of RSVP'd including Wayne from Zoo. The most famous drill
- 23:02Speaker 1: sergeant in the history survived a motorcycle action, almost died.
- 23:08Speaker 1: Jay Scoop will be there, the multi time platinum Mallord
- 23:12Speaker 1: artists with just Josh and our friend the Milkman in Colorado.
- 23:17Speaker 1: Lance the bus driver claims he might be there. Robbie
- 23:19Speaker 1: the Mariner fan, he'll be flying on in and you
- 23:24Speaker 1: are invited to join the hooton Nanny. It is free again,
- 23:27Speaker 1: free parking, which seems suspicious in Vegas these days. Two
- 23:32Speaker 1: hours with the Mallor Militia and nobody gonna charge you. Man,
- 23:36Speaker 1: it's got to be a catch. Read the fine print,
- 23:39Speaker 1: come by, say hello, and even if you don't have
- 23:42Speaker 1: a good time, you'll have a good story.
- 23:43Speaker 4: So h.
- 23:45Speaker 1: A, right back to what we go? Oh yeah, we
- 23:49Speaker 1: roll on and a lot of reaction from the Mallor Militia.
- 23:53Speaker 1: Late night drug tester says, I'm sure Missowski will forgive
- 23:56Speaker 1: Wisconsin media after showing receipts from the sports book in
- 24:00Speaker 1: Denver and they ordered the Mallard dish. Yeah, okay, well
- 24:06Speaker 1: there you go. The the Mallard chicken sandwich right there,
- 24:10Speaker 1: available in the Greater Denver area and limited time limited time.
- 24:14Speaker 1: You gotta go there and check it out. Ben, Yes, Lorena, yes.
- 24:18Speaker 7: Do we know if Slug is going to have drinks
- 24:21Speaker 7: named after us? Again?
- 24:23Speaker 1: I do not know. I'm guessing he will. Why you
- 24:27Speaker 1: would you like to make a request?
- 24:28Speaker 5: No?
- 24:29Speaker 1: I just really liked you enjoyed that.
- 24:31Speaker 7: Yeah, and I think I should be the spicy margarita
- 24:34Speaker 7: this time, because Coop's not much of a spicy margarite.
- 24:36Speaker 1: Are you saying he's more of a what would he be?
- 24:38Speaker 1: Just like a general vodka? Like nothing?
- 24:41Speaker 7: No, you should make a gin martini.
- 24:43Speaker 1: For Coop gin martini. All right, Well, we'll see what
- 24:45Speaker 1: Slug comes up with. Surprise.
- 24:47Speaker 7: I'm hispanic, So margarita makes sense, you know?
- 24:50Speaker 1: Okay, you just want the margarita. You're just requesting. Just say, hey,
- 24:53Speaker 1: I want the market.
- 24:54Speaker 7: I want the spicy margarita, Slug.
- 24:56Speaker 1: The spicy marguerite is right there, That's what she is.
- 24:58Speaker 1: All right? What do we got here? Let's see here
- 25:01Speaker 1: Sean says a Mallard clone getting himself booted courtside, attempting
- 25:06Speaker 1: to go viral. We'll get to that in a moment.
- 25:09Speaker 1: Chip in the queues, right, since says a plus on
- 25:12Speaker 1: the male monologue. As a Yankee fan, I can't wait
- 25:15Speaker 1: for gian Carlos standing to be off this team. All
- 25:19Speaker 1: these injuries are so frustrating that I wish they'd just
- 25:22Speaker 1: buy him out and send him on his way. Obviously
- 25:24Speaker 1: he doesn't. He does the team no good, rather at all,
- 25:29Speaker 1: if he cannot play anymore. Mark the Full Name Guy
- 25:32Speaker 1: retired celebrity caller, Marked the Full Name Guy. He had
- 25:36Speaker 1: to give up the life of running around and all
- 25:41Speaker 1: the Papa razzo when you're a celebrity caller, he says,
- 25:44Speaker 1: it is amazing how envious you are that you joke
- 25:47Speaker 1: about injuries, and it is hard to imagine that you
- 25:51Speaker 1: could do that. And there's a word missing here, I
- 25:55Speaker 1: don't know, risk fasting or something like that. Cleaning your mind, microphone,
- 26:01Speaker 1: carrying your headphones again, Mark, I know it's tough for you.
- 26:05Speaker 1: I know you're easily triggered. You're on a lot of meds.
- 26:08Speaker 1: I get it. I get it, dude. It's just the show.
- 26:11Speaker 1: It's called commentary. I know it's a little too much
- 26:14Speaker 1: for you. You like these other shows that are blaming you,
- 26:16Speaker 1: like your vanilla commentary. We don't do vanilla commentary here.
- 26:21Speaker 1: You schmuck marked a full name guy. I'm just saying,
- 26:24Speaker 1: you know, guy's a schmuck. He knows what that is.
- 26:28Speaker 1: The Baltimore Free Loader account rights and says, if you
- 26:30Speaker 1: ever make it to Baltimore like Marlin's man, did you
- 26:33Speaker 1: gotta try Tippy's tacos a hard shell delight and he says,
- 26:38Speaker 1: happy Tippy Martinez day. His record hard to break or
- 26:43Speaker 1: this record hard to break? Yeah. In nineteen eighty three,
- 26:46Speaker 1: Chippy Martinez, pitcher for the Baltimore Orioles, got all three
- 26:49Speaker 1: outs in the tenth inning against the Toronto Blue Jays
- 26:53Speaker 1: by picking runners off first base. Every single out came
- 26:58Speaker 1: by the pickoff play at first place. Not bad. Yeah,
- 27:03Speaker 1: And I remember watching this week in Baseball and Mel
- 27:07Speaker 1: Allen almost had a heart attack described it.
- 27:10Speaker 8: I was just about the same by the third out.
- 27:12Speaker 8: Does that base runner just get booted off the team
- 27:15Speaker 8: right then and there?
- 27:16Speaker 1: That's pretty embarrassing. Yeah, that's not That's not good. Tenth
- 27:21Speaker 1: thinny too, So you're tired and got all the way
- 27:23Speaker 1: to the tenth. Jill in Minnesota right since she's a
- 27:25Speaker 1: Yankee fan, though, she says Stanton must retire, he must retire.
- 27:29Speaker 1: Not fair to the Yankees. That is as according to
- 27:33Speaker 1: our friend Jill, who chimes in on that, what else
- 27:37Speaker 1: we have Fargo Pizzas Paul Skein's talking to the Dodger
- 27:40Speaker 1: medical staff, he must be wanting Tommy John surgery, That's
- 27:44Speaker 1: what he says. What else do we have? Page down,
- 27:46Speaker 1: mad Jack says, as I told Lorena, you have to
- 27:50Speaker 1: play Pink Pony Club even if this request gets my
- 27:53Speaker 1: man card revoked.
- 27:55Speaker 3: Listen, I don't know.
- 27:56Speaker 7: I know that song is about her dancing at a
- 27:59Speaker 7: Pink Pony club. That is not a stripper song.
- 28:02Speaker 1: Well any The great thing about strip clubs is anything
- 28:06Speaker 1: can be a stripper song. Anything.
- 28:08Speaker 7: If you danced to this, it's just.
- 28:10Speaker 1: No yes, anything can be. That's the beauty of a
- 28:14Speaker 1: ballet that you can dance to anything. At the ballet,
- 28:18Speaker 1: it's what they choose to play.
- 28:21Speaker 3: I once saw a stripper dancing to Tool.
- 28:24Speaker 1: If you can dance the tool, you can dance to this.
- 28:26Speaker 1: Come on now, it's like this story.
- 28:28Speaker 3: Of a woman.
- 28:29Speaker 1: That comes to La and gets trapped at the Pink
- 28:32Speaker 1: Pony Clock. Well, it sounds like she wanted to.
- 28:35Speaker 3: Do the opposite of what a strip club is supposed
- 28:37Speaker 3: to do.
- 28:38Speaker 1: For you.
- 28:38Speaker 3: I think I disagree with you, Lorena.
- 28:40Speaker 1: Okay, well you know it's not about the lyrics. Sometimes
- 28:43Speaker 1: you're listening to the lyrics. It's about the rhythm and that.
- 28:45Speaker 7: It's the tempo. It's fun, which could put you to sleep.
- 28:50Speaker 1: I don't think so.
- 28:51Speaker 3: I am told that Signature drinks will be returning.
- 28:53Speaker 1: All right, Look, get that a buddy slug coming up.
- 28:56Speaker 3: Beg there, flyers may have already been made. So sorry, whatever.
- 29:02Speaker 1: You're stuck with, what you're stuck with, Sorry about that.
- 29:05Speaker 7: I get what I get, and I won't throw a fit.
- 29:07Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly no. Stredinis writes in from Seattle. I guess
- 29:10Speaker 1: he wasn't listening last hour because you didn't have a coronary,
- 29:13Speaker 1: he says, official little shirt of the Vegas Meet and
- 29:15Speaker 1: Greet weekend. There you go. That's a good looking shirt there,
- 29:18Speaker 1: supporting supporting the single moms. Absolutely absolutely. All right, we'll
- 29:23Speaker 1: go to the phones. It is a call in show
- 29:26Speaker 1: and let's say hello to Johnny D. Who's in the
- 29:29Speaker 1: o C. Hello Johnny D. Welcome Johnny D. Goly once going.
- 29:38Speaker 1: It's doug but oh Dougie, Dougie doug e D, it
- 29:42Speaker 1: says I'm reading my board. It says Johnny D on
- 29:44Speaker 1: my board. I'm sorry about that.
- 29:46Speaker 4: I just you know, it's it's.
- 29:49Speaker 1: Doggy, Dougie, Doggie, what's up, Doggy, my man, Doggy.
- 29:56Speaker 4: I was just I was just I was just letting
- 29:58Speaker 4: him know that any any time you somebody beyond your podcast,
- 30:02Speaker 4: I can be right there. Weed man with his uh
- 30:04Speaker 4: with his Obama phone. I got my Obama phone working.
- 30:08Speaker 4: Just it's just way better than this.
- 30:10Speaker 1: I don't know about that. The whole point we have
- 30:12Speaker 1: to you have to be like a regular. If you're
- 30:14Speaker 1: not a regular, it doesn't really work. You know, you're
- 30:16Speaker 1: not You're not really a not really a regular, right
- 30:19Speaker 1: you'd admit that, you don't.
- 30:20Speaker 4: You know that's not true. That's not true. I called
- 30:22Speaker 4: in two nights ago. We talked about we talked about
- 30:25Speaker 4: the Dodgers. Man, I'm always about talking about.
- 30:28Speaker 1: The Okay, so two times we manage been calling me
- 30:31Speaker 1: for like fifteen years. Do you understand Do you see that?
- 30:33Speaker 1: Do you see the disconnect? There's a disconect. Two times,
- 30:37Speaker 1: there's fifteen years.
- 30:39Speaker 4: You're my favorite, Ben, Thank you. You're gonna hear from me.
- 30:43Speaker 1: All right, Well, and we'll actually get your name right
- 30:45Speaker 1: next time that you call, We'll make sure to have
- 30:47Speaker 1: your name properly put on the screen and it will
- 30:49Speaker 1: be amazing. Yes, we will do that. That's our customer
- 30:51Speaker 1: We're going to contact customer service and we're gonna get
- 30:54Speaker 1: to the bottom of this. So is that all you
- 30:56Speaker 1: call though? You just want to be on the podcast?
- 30:57Speaker 1: That's it?
- 30:59Speaker 5: Well?
- 30:59Speaker 4: No, I mean I'm I called about to talking about
- 31:01Speaker 4: the Dodgers. Dodgers back back in it. They're once six
- 31:04Speaker 4: in a row now and I'm much happier with them.
- 31:08Speaker 4: Kyle Tucker, is you know still still no show Church Schooble.
- 31:13Speaker 4: I don't really know what's going on that, but we
- 31:15Speaker 4: still have we have Snell Villa going it on the mountain.
- 31:18Speaker 4: So I'm a Dodger fan through.
- 31:20Speaker 1: It through well. I hope the Dodgers do well. I'm
- 31:22Speaker 1: not a fan of Blake Snell. Don't like the guy.
- 31:24Speaker 1: Takes half the year off the guys. The guy's a loser.
- 31:28Speaker 1: And the Dodgers they would have lost the World Series
- 31:30Speaker 1: if they kept pitching Blake. Every game Snell pitched, they
- 31:32Speaker 1: lost to Toronto in the World Series. People seem to
- 31:34Speaker 1: forget about that. I have not forgotten every single game
- 31:37Speaker 1: that Weasel pitched in. The Dodgers lost, and I love
- 31:41Speaker 1: how this is so pathetic. The guy misses half the
- 31:44Speaker 1: season and it's like, well it's back now. Well do
- 31:47Speaker 1: you imagine not showing up to work for half the
- 31:49Speaker 1: year and then showing up to work for half the year.
- 31:51Speaker 1: He's plays video games all year. He's an embarrassment to
- 31:54Speaker 1: the Dodgers, and so I hope they went in spite
- 31:56Speaker 1: of Blake Snow how about that?
- 31:57Speaker 4: Listen to Dodgers pay a lot for a lot of
- 31:59Speaker 4: guys that don't show.
- 32:01Speaker 1: I don't know, well that is true. If I was
- 32:04Speaker 1: in charge, I would lose my mind. Can you imagine
- 32:06Speaker 1: paying these people to not show up to work?
- 32:09Speaker 4: Like, what's the I was thinking we should probably we
- 32:12Speaker 4: should probably just let Tucker go because we already paid him,
- 32:15Speaker 4: So why not Sugar somebody else.
- 32:18Speaker 1: They're not gonna pay him sixty million dollars a year
- 32:20Speaker 1: to go play for the Giants or the Diamondbacks or
- 32:23Speaker 1: something like that. That's not well the way he's playing.
- 32:26Speaker 1: I agree with you, he actually helped him out. If
- 32:28Speaker 1: he plays well, they beat the Giants and Diamondbacks. Anyway,
- 32:30Speaker 1: maybe he can go play. I mean the Brewers go
- 32:32Speaker 1: let him go play for the Brewers. That's a team
- 32:34Speaker 1: that's actually pretty good. Yeah, all right, dogg you listen,
- 32:38Speaker 1: my man. Yeah, you'll be a regular and then eventually
- 32:40Speaker 1: we'll get you on the podcast. How about that? All right?
- 32:43Speaker 4: All right?
- 32:44Speaker 1: There he goes, not Johnny D doggy, doggy doggie? What
- 32:50Speaker 1: doggy d youl dog gye dog gie? What's going on
- 32:55Speaker 1: with you? We got family, We got family. Anthony in
- 32:59Speaker 1: Louiseanna is next up. Hello, Anthony, welcome, hey man, how
- 33:04Speaker 1: you doing well? Thanks for asking, Anthony. I appreciate it
- 33:07Speaker 1: for a kind of you to ask that question. Did
- 33:08Speaker 1: you see this bonus baby story? Anthony? Did you see this?
- 33:12Speaker 5: No?
- 33:13Speaker 1: Yeah, so this is this guy, Max Munsey. Do you
- 33:16Speaker 1: know who Max Munsey is? Look at you? What the
- 33:20Speaker 1: knowledge of this guy? What knowledge do you have on baseball?
- 33:24Speaker 1: You mister baseball? Over there, Anthony, Yes, he does play
- 33:28Speaker 1: for the Dodgers. He's the third baseman and he has
- 33:31Speaker 1: now reached four hundred plate appearances. He's the bonus baby.
- 33:35Speaker 1: He has activated and incentive. So over the weekend, now
- 33:38Speaker 1: every bat from number four oh one on Monsey receives
- 33:42Speaker 1: a fifteen thousand dollars bonus for every trip to the
- 33:47Speaker 1: plate through number five hundred and fiftydless regardless of he
- 33:53Speaker 1: if he pops up, if he hits a little tapper
- 33:56Speaker 1: back to the mound, it doesn't matter, right, hit a
- 33:59Speaker 1: whole run same rate as a walk or a strikeout,
- 34:02Speaker 1: or he gets hit by a pitcher of grounds into
- 34:04Speaker 1: a double play. Fifteen thousand dollars per plate appearance for
- 34:09Speaker 1: the next one hundred and fifty trips of the plate.
- 34:11Speaker 1: That means, Anthony, my computer like brain tells me he
- 34:16Speaker 1: can make an extra two point twenty five million dollars
- 34:20Speaker 1: in bonus money.
- 34:21Speaker 5: That's a lot of money.
- 34:24Speaker 1: Cool, Can you send that out? That's a great quote.
- 34:27Speaker 1: That's a lot of money. That's because a lot because
- 34:31Speaker 1: I love you.
- 34:32Speaker 7: How you been?
- 34:34Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 34:35Speaker 4: How your wiking?
- 34:36Speaker 8: Oh?
- 34:36Speaker 7: I worked, I was here the whole time, but it
- 34:38Speaker 7: was fine. Save money to go to Vegas.
- 34:41Speaker 5: You already go on your crip.
- 34:42Speaker 7: Huh oh yeah. My car is packed, My wardrobe is ready.
- 34:45Speaker 7: I have all twenty bikinis, lock car.
- 34:48Speaker 1: Your car is packed. We're not going to the end
- 34:50Speaker 1: of the week. Why would your car be packed.
- 34:51Speaker 7: It's always packed.
- 34:52Speaker 1: It doesn't need to be packed though we're not leaving.
- 34:54Speaker 7: But if I decide to leave tomorrow.
- 34:56Speaker 1: Well you can't leave tomorrow because there's no one else
- 34:58Speaker 1: to replace you. I see that's the problem. You're You're
- 35:00Speaker 1: stuck here. You're forced to be here. You can't go
- 35:02Speaker 1: anywhere else.
- 35:02Speaker 7: I'll tell everyone everywhere you said hello, including.
- 35:11Speaker 1: In your next contract, Anthony, can you get the fifteen
- 35:14Speaker 1: thousand dollars bonus? Every time you call, you get an
- 35:19Speaker 1: extra fifteen thousand dollars? Okay, all right, thank you, all right,
- 35:27Speaker 1: go bye. There he goes our buddy Anthony in Louisiana.
- 35:32Speaker 1: One of a kind quality people. Yes, friend of the show.
- 35:36Speaker 1: How great is that? The fifteen thousand dollars every time
- 35:39Speaker 1: you step into.
- 35:40Speaker 7: The back, that's a lot of money.
- 35:42Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would I would show up. I
- 35:45Speaker 1: could be hopping on one leg and I would be
- 35:47Speaker 1: in that letter. Speaking of hopping on one leg, did
- 35:49Speaker 1: you see the former angel Logan o' hoppy who unloaded
- 35:56Speaker 1: on the Halos? He was traded The Catcher traded Logan o'
- 35:59Speaker 1: hoppy to the Texas Rangers like a month ago or so.
- 36:03Speaker 1: He described his angel's tenure, saying, quote the four years
- 36:08Speaker 1: with the Angels were the most painful four years of
- 36:10Speaker 1: my baseball life, cry being a fan. Yeah, at least
- 36:20Speaker 1: you can go play for another team, Coops, you know,
- 36:22Speaker 1: he's stuck here. Hoppy's twenty six. And he made the
- 36:26Speaker 1: comments saying and not just on the field, the whole
- 36:28Speaker 1: organization pretty much. He said off the field as well.
- 36:31Speaker 1: It wasn't just on the field, and he just talked
- 36:34Speaker 1: about the unhappiness of playing an Anaeim Jesus Angels, taking
- 36:39Speaker 1: strays right and left.
- 36:40Speaker 8: Aright.
- 36:40Speaker 1: It is the Ben Maler Show, A little late here.
- 36:42Speaker 1: Time now for the instant trivia, and here we go.
- 36:45Speaker 1: Mariner's starter, Bryce Miller became the first pitcher since Blank
- 36:49Speaker 1: to lose consecutive starts by at least seventeen runs. Again,
- 36:55Speaker 1: Mariner starter Bryce Miller became the first pitcher since Blank
- 36:58Speaker 1: to lose consecutive starts, but at least seventeen runs. That's
- 37:02Speaker 1: the insta trivia. The answer. We'll get to it. We'll
- 37:04Speaker 1: do it next.
- 37:06Speaker 5: Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk lineup in
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- 37:18Speaker 1: Ben Mallor Show on Fox Sports Radio. Make sure to
- 37:22Speaker 1: check out the YouTube page. There's Malard videos on there.
- 37:26Speaker 1: You can watch parts of mallard monologues and get other
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- 37:42Speaker 1: and then you're in and the videos will show up
- 37:45Speaker 1: every time you log into the YouTube Ben Malor Show
- 37:49Speaker 1: on YouTube. Thank you, ooh yeah, all right, time now quickly,
- 37:53Speaker 1: time now for the Insta Trivia Mariner starter. Bryce Miller
- 37:58Speaker 1: became the first pitcher since Blank to lose secutive starts
- 38:00Speaker 1: by at least seventeen runs Byron Buxton. Guests by Femi
- 38:05Speaker 1: black Jack Mulligan from Alf the Alien Opiner, Jose Cardinall
- 38:10Speaker 1: from Doc Dan in the Twin Cities. Juan Valdez is
- 38:15Speaker 1: the Answer from Andy in lion Ol Lakes, Minnesota. I
- 38:18Speaker 1: see what you did there, Sidney Ponson, He's Royalty from
- 38:20Speaker 1: Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. Turk Wendell. Guests by mediocre Kobuki,
- 38:26Speaker 1: Dick Pole from Robbie the Marina Fan. For some reason,
- 38:29Speaker 1: his favorite player Bob Nepper from mister irrigation signor smoke
- 38:35Speaker 1: signor smoke Juan Berengear from Ben Right Paige Dan, I
- 38:39Speaker 1: can't read that. Do you have an answer, Lorraino, Tim Tebow? No,
- 38:43Speaker 1: it is none other than someone. This is crazy, someone
- 38:47Speaker 1: by the name of George Van Haltren of the eighteen
- 38:51Speaker 1: ninety Brooklyn Wonders. Here we go, quenland Cey, what you do?
- 38:54Speaker 4: What you do?
- 38:55Speaker 1: Great questions? Quick by quick quick guy, Here we go
- 38:57Speaker 1: coop coop coop coop coop coop.
- 39:00Speaker 8: Harrison Butker kicked a sixty nine yard field goal over
- 39:03Speaker 8: the weekend. Last year, Jack scare cam Little set a
- 39:07Speaker 8: record with a sixty eight year sixty eight yard field goal.
- 39:09Speaker 8: He had a seventy yard one preseason. It's getting really
- 39:12Speaker 8: easy to kick these long field goals.
- 39:14Speaker 2: Ben.
- 39:14Speaker 3: Do you think the NFL might do anything to make
- 39:16Speaker 3: field goals harder?
- 39:17Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want to see seventy yard field goals.
- 39:20Speaker 1: That's not football. I don't like it. It's impressive.
- 39:24Speaker 2: I still don't like it.
- 39:26Speaker 1: Take away these long field goals. We don't need it.
- 39:28Speaker 1: Somebody should be able to block those long field goals too.
- 39:30Speaker 8: Next so there's supposed to be a quarterback competition between
- 39:33Speaker 8: Michael Panicks and to attag of Yiloa and Michael Panicks
- 39:36Speaker 8: has been recovering from injury, but he's not been cleared for.
- 39:39Speaker 1: All football today.
- 39:40Speaker 8: He'll be back here, yes, yes, Ben, Do you think
- 39:43Speaker 8: he'll be the starting quarterback on day one?
- 39:45Speaker 1: No? I too was going to be the starting quarterback,
- 39:47Speaker 1: and then too will ride the vomit comet, and then
- 39:50Speaker 1: there'll be this debate by week two or week three
- 39:53Speaker 1: that should we change quarterbacks? But now they're going to
- 39:55Speaker 1: go with two at the start by default next with.
- 39:59Speaker 8: Some of these moves the clip pers have been making,
- 40:00Speaker 8: adding Max Strauss, getting rid of Kawhi Leonard. Some people
- 40:03Speaker 8: think that a fire sales around the corner.
- 40:05Speaker 1: Fire sit, What are you talking about? Fire ship? Yeah?
- 40:08Speaker 3: Fire still they're gonnam I read about it? Do you
- 40:11Speaker 3: think that's going to happen now?
- 40:13Speaker 1: Steve Balmer is not going to do that. He's not
- 40:15Speaker 1: gonna a fire still. Well, you've been making stuff up?
- 40:17Speaker 1: How dare you?
- 40:18Speaker 2: That's all
- 40:21Speaker 1: A chicken dinna wa