Latest / Untraditionally Lala / The One About… See You Next Tuesday, Princess Belle!
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- 0:05Speaker 1: And my love Blakent. Welcome to my podcast podcast Give
- 0:11Speaker 1: Them with Easton. Hey, Kakk, I have something so funny
- 0:20Speaker 1: that I watched this morning, and I didn't want to
- 0:22Speaker 1: tell you about it or show you. I'll show you
- 0:24Speaker 1: after the podcast because I wanted to be the one
- 0:27Speaker 1: to tell you on the pod. So I'm watching the
- 0:31Speaker 1: Today Show this morning, and you know how they have
- 0:34Speaker 1: like the desk type thing what are they called, you know,
- 0:39Speaker 1: like where they where the anchors sit.
- 0:40Speaker 2: But it's.
- 0:43Speaker 1: Exactly that's exactly what it is. So it's Savannah Guthrie,
- 0:48Speaker 1: it's Dylan Dryer to white women, and then it goes
- 0:53Speaker 1: Craig Melvin and Al Roker to black men. And uh,
- 0:59Speaker 1: Savannah is in like a navy blue blazer with like
- 1:03Speaker 1: a white tank top. Dylan is in a red dress.
- 1:07Speaker 1: And then the two men are.
- 1:09Speaker 2: Both in tope.
- 1:11Speaker 1: Okay, so they cut to them because they're back. We
- 1:17Speaker 1: just watched what the weather is going to be like
- 1:18Speaker 1: in la and and Dylan says there's not much color
- 1:25Speaker 1: happening at that end of the table, okay, And I'll
- 1:30Speaker 1: and Craig look at each other and go, there's nothing
- 1:32Speaker 1: butt color over there. There's nothing butt color over here,
- 1:37Speaker 1: there's no color over there, and you could tell she
- 1:41Speaker 1: was a beat rod. She was so nervous. I meant,
- 1:43Speaker 1: because we're we're wearing color, like I'm going to redress.
- 1:48Speaker 2: I love the retrays.
- 1:51Speaker 1: I died when I tell you. I was rewinding it
- 1:56Speaker 1: and watching it cackling, and then Mom, it had to
- 1:59Speaker 1: have been thirty minutes had passed, right. Mom comes out
- 2:03Speaker 1: from bed and I was like, you have to watch
- 2:05Speaker 1: the funniest shit that just happened, and so she watches
- 2:10Speaker 1: it cackles. Obviously, we go back to it being live
- 2:14Speaker 1: and Owl's there, and now they're all all four of
- 2:17Speaker 1: them are on the couch. He goes now back with
- 2:20Speaker 1: two with two men who look dope, and Dopeknda is like,
- 2:27Speaker 1: thank you for giving us a good laugh, Dylan, that
- 2:30Speaker 1: was really funny. It was just so perfectly. It's like
- 2:33Speaker 1: that video you showed me on TikTok where that guy
- 2:37Speaker 1: who's gone viral and he's like, I'm looking for a
- 2:40Speaker 1: black Oh, is there a black person here?
- 2:42Speaker 3: It's like, there's a white person here too.
- 2:44Speaker 1: I don't need one of those. Finally they go into
- 2:47Speaker 1: saying how offensive it is, and he goes oh, here
- 2:49Speaker 1: it is, and it's a black person he found.
- 2:53Speaker 2: Were you saying, is there a black purse in here?
- 2:56Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 2:57Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's what I was saying.
- 2:58Speaker 2: That's what I forget. The girl's day and he looks
- 3:00Speaker 2: at her and he goes, love your hair, love your
- 3:02Speaker 2: hair cut, Denise, and walks.
- 3:06Speaker 1: Do it lady, Do it lady.
- 3:08Speaker 2: If you guys have not seen that, I don't know
- 3:10Speaker 2: what the guy's name is, and I really wish I
- 3:13Speaker 2: did right now, But if you haven't seen his like sketches,
- 3:18Speaker 2: they are unreal.
- 3:19Speaker 1: They're kind of shot like the office.
- 3:21Speaker 2: Yeah, and if you just look up black purse in here,
- 3:25Speaker 2: in anything that will bring him up.
- 3:27Speaker 3: And then do it lady.
- 3:28Speaker 2: Would do it Lady. They're making T shirts and I
- 3:32Speaker 2: need it his face with do it Lady.
- 3:35Speaker 1: I want them in kid sizes for Ocean and Sosa.
- 3:38Speaker 2: I am now giving those out with gifts that should
- 3:42Speaker 2: be a gift. It's very you get a gift, you
- 3:44Speaker 2: get a candle and a do It Lady shirt.
- 3:46Speaker 1: Can I tell you that's the best gift I've ever
- 3:48Speaker 1: heard of. There's nothing better.
- 3:50Speaker 2: If you are ever going to get me a gift, candles.
- 3:55Speaker 1: Candles are the greatest. And here's why I love a
- 3:57Speaker 1: candle because it goes away at some point.
- 4:00Speaker 2: I use it. Yeah yeah, and then I go, thank you,
- 4:04Speaker 2: I used your gift.
- 4:05Speaker 1: I don't get me any like I'm so sick. Don't
- 4:08Speaker 1: get me a gift just to be nice. You know
- 4:10Speaker 1: what's nicer? Getting me nothing that I have to think
- 4:12Speaker 1: about storing? Where am I gonna put it? Something I
- 4:15Speaker 1: don't need. Get me a candle, I can light it,
- 4:18Speaker 1: at some point, goes throw it, goes in the garbage.
- 4:20Speaker 1: It's gone, it's over. I have to I have to
- 4:24Speaker 1: keep them alive. It's a lot of work.
- 4:26Speaker 2: And then you feel like you have to because if
- 4:28Speaker 2: that person comes over that gave you the flowers and
- 4:30Speaker 2: they're dead, you're like, oh now I feel like I
- 4:32Speaker 2: didn't care for you.
- 4:33Speaker 3: You know anybody who's ever gotten me anything?
- 4:36Speaker 1: I remember Katie and Tom got us like this Bonzie
- 4:40Speaker 1: tree for my engagement. It was dead within like a day.
- 4:44Speaker 2: Yeah, Mom, I can I say something real quick?
- 4:49Speaker 1: Always.
- 4:50Speaker 2: I love how when mom goes out of town. Okay,
- 4:54Speaker 2: up my my heiknee, she goes on water the plants,
- 4:59Speaker 2: water the pumpkin. Did you water the pumpkin today? I
- 5:03Speaker 2: haven't seen her water that thing since she's been home,
- 5:06Speaker 2: and yet it does. When I was taking care of
- 5:11Speaker 2: that thing, it was blossoming. So Janet croaking.
- 5:15Speaker 1: Janet brought over pumpkin seeds and just like all the
- 5:18Speaker 1: things that you need to grow your own pumpkins, and
- 5:21Speaker 1: Ocean was so thrilled about it. I guess that the
- 5:24Speaker 1: upside to what you're saying is if it is indeed dead.
- 5:27Speaker 1: I don't think it is. I just buy a pumpkin
- 5:30Speaker 1: and put it in there, and Ocean thinks that she
- 5:33Speaker 1: grew her own pumpkin.
- 5:34Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, it could be because we need to put
- 5:37Speaker 2: it in a different spot for the bees to pollinate it.
- 5:40Speaker 1: I put a bee in there last night. There was
- 5:42Speaker 1: a bee stuck in the house. I just took it
- 5:43Speaker 1: out and put it into the pumpkin.
- 5:46Speaker 2: Oh, very nicely done. Yeah, there's my uh, there's my
- 5:50Speaker 2: fight at Gigi. Though. I'll bring her in.
- 5:52Speaker 1: Once every time she listens to the podcast and we
- 5:55Speaker 1: shit on her.
- 5:57Speaker 3: She goes, that was kind of rude.
- 6:00Speaker 2: I loved yesterday when you were just blasting her in
- 6:03Speaker 2: the car. She goes, are you trying to be a shithead?
- 6:05Speaker 2: Because you are? But her face the defeat behind. It
- 6:10Speaker 2: was the greatest well.
- 6:11Speaker 1: Because I told her I never feel bad for her,
- 6:13Speaker 1: like I always felt bad for my dad, and I
- 6:15Speaker 1: feel bad for you and Brandon, my older brother.
- 6:20Speaker 3: Shees, you don't feel bad for me.
- 6:21Speaker 1: I don't know. I was because you're like a selfish person,
- 6:26Speaker 1: Like you don't do anything you don't want to do,
- 6:28Speaker 1: you like put your foot down, Like I never feel
- 6:30Speaker 1: bad for you because you're You're just so in your
- 6:33Speaker 1: own head all the time. And she was like, the
- 6:36Speaker 1: fuck is supposed to be a productive conversation.
- 6:41Speaker 2: She was just dead staring forward too. And then just
- 6:43Speaker 2: like I'm in the back and I could just see
- 6:45Speaker 2: her side profile. It was the saddest I've ever seen
- 6:48Speaker 2: her love, but it needed to be. It needed to
- 6:51Speaker 2: be her.
- 6:51Speaker 1: I don't feel bad for her, how glit you?
- 6:54Speaker 2: I don't either.
- 6:56Speaker 1: She lives the life of luxury. I'm up this morning.
- 7:02Speaker 1: I'm up this morning. Okay. You can clearly hear kids
- 7:05Speaker 1: screaming me yelling for Ocean to watch the baby while
- 7:09Speaker 1: I make Ocean and Sosa breakfast. And then I hear
- 7:13Speaker 1: my mother from her bedroom and it's eight thirty. Dog
- 7:18Speaker 1: needs to go out. I'm like, are you giving me?
- 7:20Speaker 2: She called me last night. Dead is a doornail too.
- 7:26Speaker 2: I am in bed asleep. I can't get this fucking
- 7:31Speaker 2: dog up.
- 7:33Speaker 1: Lily's not mobile on her own.
- 7:35Speaker 2: I'm so sick of her.
- 7:36Speaker 1: I was like, well, let's let's I know, and when
- 7:39Speaker 1: she goes, I'm really over this dog.
- 7:41Speaker 3: And keep in mind, you guys, my mom is a
- 7:43Speaker 3: dog lover.
- 7:44Speaker 1: I think she's more frustrated at herself because she has
- 7:47Speaker 1: so many things wrong with herself that like, she doesn't.
- 7:50Speaker 2: Have the mobility.
- 7:51Speaker 3: Mobility meaning Gigi.
- 7:53Speaker 2: Not the dog.
- 7:55Speaker 1: You're the same person, So what makes her so mad?
- 7:57Speaker 1: They're both useless without other people. Then I think that,
- 8:03Speaker 1: and I tell.
- 8:04Speaker 3: Her, I'm like, stop saying that.
- 8:06Speaker 1: Could you imagine if I was like, I'm so sick
- 8:08Speaker 1: of Gigi anything on her own, can't drive a car
- 8:13Speaker 1: by herself. It's fucking rude.
- 8:16Speaker 2: No, it really is. You have three children.
- 8:20Speaker 1: I've got a lot going three. I've got my mother,
- 8:25Speaker 1: I've got Ocean, I've got Sosa, I've got Lily.
- 8:28Speaker 2: It's a lot four.
- 8:30Speaker 1: Yeah, And after I'm done cleaning up a diaper, I
- 8:35Speaker 1: have Ocean yelling that she took a poop. So I
- 8:37Speaker 1: get to clean that up, and then I hear the
- 8:39Speaker 1: dog crying and I didn't get to her in time
- 8:41Speaker 1: because I was cleaning up everyone else's ship that Lily
- 8:44Speaker 1: has shipped herself that I have to then clean up.
- 8:46Speaker 1: So when someone asked me, what have you been up
- 8:48Speaker 1: to the last year? Cleaning up shit is what I've been.
- 8:54Speaker 1: This is what I'm gonna say. I've been up to
- 8:55Speaker 1: a lot of ships, a whole lot of ship. Speaking
- 9:01Speaker 1: of last night and you being knocked out by what
- 9:03Speaker 1: nine thirty we went to Disneyland.
- 9:05Speaker 2: And the hottest day of the year.
- 9:08Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm watching the news right before we leave, and
- 9:11Speaker 1: it's like, how did I go from a person who
- 9:12Speaker 1: was like I don't watch the news, so like, that's
- 9:14Speaker 1: all I fucking do all time.
- 9:15Speaker 2: I love the news.
- 9:17Speaker 3: They're like, it's the hottest day of the year.
- 9:21Speaker 1: All over, including Anaheim, where Disneyland is, and they say
- 9:25Speaker 1: to us, minimize your time outside. I'm like, oh, all right,
- 9:30Speaker 1: this is gonna be fun. So I just make sure
- 9:32Speaker 1: that we're like stacked to the brim with all of
- 9:35Speaker 1: the things that we can't get at Disneyland, which is
- 9:38Speaker 1: basically nothing. You can get everything at Disneyland and they
- 9:41Speaker 1: will price gouge you, bend you over and have a
- 9:45Speaker 1: heyday you guys.
- 9:47Speaker 2: Yeah, a dysani a shitty bottle of dysawny which makes
- 9:51Speaker 2: you thirstier. By the way, well.
- 9:53Speaker 1: It's basically pool water, I would, yeah, but that's all
- 9:56Speaker 1: they it's they're getting smart water. That was only yes,
- 9:59Speaker 1: select area. Yes, that's why when I walked into the
- 10:02Speaker 1: park and they had the option, I said, give me
- 10:05Speaker 1: five smart waters.
- 10:07Speaker 2: Pollie, four seventy five for a desawny water.
- 10:14Speaker 1: Is that a lot? Yeah, Well, just be prepared because Chris.
- 10:19Speaker 2: There not like the big one. It's like the bottle
- 10:21Speaker 2: of water that is four ninety five, normally four seventy five.
- 10:25Speaker 2: It's one of those I promise. It's yeah, they're too
- 10:30Speaker 2: expensive and usually you get that at the store for
- 10:33Speaker 2: two dollars.
- 10:33Speaker 1: In may not be having Yeah, I mean I was.
- 10:37Speaker 1: I won't even get into that. Let's not even get
- 10:39Speaker 1: into the tearff shit. Let's move on. So the crew
- 10:43Speaker 1: that we went with it was two moms that Oceans
- 10:46Speaker 1: kids do dance with and they're very cute. But we're
- 10:49Speaker 1: at the age right now where the girls you have
- 10:53Speaker 1: three and usually one is left out right. So you actually,
- 10:59Speaker 1: as a parent have to be very very careful at
- 11:01Speaker 1: this age because you may find yourself with a group
- 11:07Speaker 1: of little girls whose parents may not correct the behavior,
- 11:12Speaker 1: may not be watching to you know, intervene when they
- 11:15Speaker 1: need to intervene. The reason I like this little group
- 11:20Speaker 1: there were three of us, three of them, and Ocean's
- 11:25Speaker 1: going through this phase right now where she's like, my
- 11:27Speaker 1: dress is prettier, I look prettier, And I'm like, where
- 11:31Speaker 1: is she watching this? Where she thinks that this is
- 11:33Speaker 1: normal okay, But not only that, she'll also say to me,
- 11:37Speaker 1: she looks prettier than I do. So I'm trying to
- 11:40Speaker 1: get her to understand, like, I'm all about healthy competition.
- 11:44Speaker 1: When it comes to the prettier thing, she looks better.
- 11:47Speaker 1: Now fuck that, we're stopping the behavior right now. So
- 11:52Speaker 1: I'm doing what I can do. And I got onto
- 11:55Speaker 1: her iPad last night just to see the content she's
- 11:57Speaker 1: been watching, and there's there hasn't been anything on there.
- 12:02Speaker 1: I am not watching myself as a parent to make
- 12:04Speaker 1: sure that I'm never saying, you know that I'm not
- 12:07Speaker 1: uplifting myself in a not a productive way, and that
- 12:11Speaker 1: I'm not putting myself down. So there's just some things
- 12:14Speaker 1: that I'm having to change. Anyway, one of the moms
- 12:17Speaker 1: comes up to me and just says, you know, my
- 12:21Speaker 1: my kid's feeling a little left out. And I'm close
- 12:23Speaker 1: with these moms, so like, all is good. My kid's
- 12:24Speaker 1: feeling a little left out. And we went for one
- 12:26Speaker 1: of the little girl's birthdays. And I understand two of
- 12:30Speaker 1: the little girls, including Ocean and one other kid, they
- 12:33Speaker 1: go to school together, so they see each other.
- 12:35Speaker 2: Every single day. When they're at school, they're playing together.
- 12:37Speaker 2: When they're at recess, they're playing together, fynastic.
- 12:40Speaker 1: Yes, they dance, play dates. It's a constant. So I
- 12:46Speaker 1: pulled Ocean aside and I said, we need to include
- 12:52Speaker 1: so little girl. I'm not gonna say names. You know,
- 12:56Speaker 1: it's it's her birthday, it's her special day, so you
- 12:58Speaker 1: need to like pull it together, girl, And she did,
- 13:03Speaker 1: and I was very proud of her. And I loved
- 13:04Speaker 1: that the mom was able to come up to me
- 13:06Speaker 1: and say, you know, babes film left out.
- 13:09Speaker 3: Can we like check it check it?
- 13:11Speaker 2: Yeah. I feel like it's a healthy relationship between the
- 13:13Speaker 2: moms too, and I think that's the biggest thing for the.
- 13:15Speaker 1: Kids one hundred percent. Everyone has to be on the
- 13:22Speaker 1: same page. Feelings can't get hurt. I asked the other day,
- 13:25Speaker 1: would you rather have your kid be bullied or be
- 13:27Speaker 1: the bully? And I think it just depends on who
- 13:30Speaker 1: you are as a parent. I would prefer my child
- 13:32Speaker 1: be the bully because I can check it.
- 13:36Speaker 2: Yeah, real fucking quick, I can't check another kid who's.
- 13:39Speaker 3: Bullying my Let me tell you something.
- 13:41Speaker 1: My kid's being bullied. I'm going to prison.
- 13:43Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just because I'm gonna chat up.
- 13:47Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, little girl. You continue to
- 13:50Speaker 1: bully my kid, you're gonna have.
- 13:52Speaker 2: To watch me kick your mom's ass.
- 13:54Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just how this goes.
- 13:56Speaker 2: Yeah, I went somewhere very wild.
- 13:59Speaker 1: You go dark when it comes to the kids. Hello,
- 14:01Speaker 1: my Love's just a quick moment here. Because this segment
- 14:05Speaker 1: is sponsored by NISA, I'm reminding you to celebrate responsibly
- 14:09Speaker 1: this Labor Day. Did you know that driving under the
- 14:11Speaker 1: influence of marijuana is illegal and if you drive while
- 14:15Speaker 1: you're high, law enforcement can definitely tell if you feel different,
- 14:18Speaker 1: you drive different, drive high, get a DUI.
- 14:21Speaker 2: That means no driving under the influence of anything. And yes,
- 14:26Speaker 2: that includes weed.
- 14:27Speaker 1: Right, people still act like, oh, it's legal now, so
- 14:31Speaker 1: I can drive. No, no, no, no, driving high is
- 14:36Speaker 1: still driving impaired. Did you know that driving under the
- 14:39Speaker 1: influence of marijuana is illegal? And if you drive while
- 14:42Speaker 1: you're high, law enforcement can definitely tell. And let's be real,
- 14:46Speaker 1: drug impair driving does not get talked about enough. Whether
- 14:50Speaker 1: it's cannabis, pills or anything that messes with your brain's chemistry,
- 14:54Speaker 1: it is just as dangerous as drinking and driving.
- 14:57Speaker 2: And I think that's what's so tricky, because you don't
- 15:00Speaker 2: always feel wasted, but your reaction time is slower, your
- 15:04Speaker 2: judgment is off, and suddenly you're on the road thinking
- 15:07Speaker 2: you're cool when you're actually a huge risk.
- 15:10Speaker 1: It's so easy to think I'm fine, but you're really not.
- 15:14Speaker 1: The safest thing you can do is make a plan
- 15:17Speaker 1: before the party even starts. Don't wait until you're buzzed
- 15:21Speaker 1: or baked to start figuring things out.
- 15:23Speaker 2: Yeah, ride share, a designated driver. We always tell people
- 15:27Speaker 2: the crash on the couch, stay at our place, and
- 15:29Speaker 2: drive home in the morning. So many smart options, And.
- 15:33Speaker 1: Honestly, let's make sober fun again, can we please? Just
- 15:37Speaker 1: because you're not drinking or partaking doesn't mean you have
- 15:40Speaker 1: to sip water out of a solo cup all night.
- 15:43Speaker 2: So what mocktails are we making for Labor Day this year?
- 15:46Speaker 1: Ooh, I'm really glad you asked, because I have this
- 15:48Speaker 1: new obsession that I can't wait to share with you. Guys.
- 15:51Speaker 1: It's a BlackBerry sage fizz. All you have to do
- 15:55Speaker 1: is muddle a handful of blackberries, then you get fresh
- 15:58Speaker 1: sage leaves at a little lemon juice and honey syrup.
- 16:02Speaker 1: You shake it with ice, and then you top it
- 16:04Speaker 1: off with sparkling water. It's fancy, it's super refreshing, and honestly,
- 16:08Speaker 1: it tastes like you're at like a five star Spaoo.
- 16:12Speaker 2: That sounds expensive and delicious. I love it.
- 16:15Speaker 1: It is, but like in the best way possible, right,
- 16:20Speaker 1: And the best part is there's no hangover. I've linked
- 16:24Speaker 1: that recipe and a few more in the show notes
- 16:27Speaker 1: if you want to try it.
- 16:28Speaker 2: So let's wrap it like this. If you feel different,
- 16:31Speaker 2: you drive different. Period. It's not worth your life or
- 16:35Speaker 2: someone else's or even the legal nightmare of a dui.
- 16:40Speaker 1: For real, though, that is exactly right this Labor Day.
- 16:43Speaker 1: Let's keep it safe let's keep it stylish, and most importantly,
- 16:46Speaker 1: let's keep it smart. Don't drive impaired, get a ride,
- 16:50Speaker 1: stay over, or be the designated hero.
- 16:52Speaker 3: You've got options.
- 16:54Speaker 1: Celebrate responsibly this Labor Day and sip something sexy and
- 16:58Speaker 1: sober while you're at it. Speaking of Disneyland, though, we
- 17:05Speaker 1: go to this area. You guys, there's an area at
- 17:10Speaker 1: Disneyland where like you can go.
- 17:12Speaker 2: And I'm the princesses.
- 17:14Speaker 3: They're in the rooms, the Princess Room or something.
- 17:17Speaker 2: No, it's called like something Hall, Princess Hall. Go with that.
- 17:22Speaker 3: It's right when you walk into the park.
- 17:23Speaker 1: There's a line and they they switch out princesses every
- 17:27Speaker 1: so often, and there's three of them in the room
- 17:29Speaker 1: we went through the first time. Keep in mind Ocean's
- 17:31Speaker 1: never been into this. This is the first time we've
- 17:33Speaker 1: done it because she was afraid.
- 17:34Speaker 3: Of anybody dressed up in character.
- 17:38Speaker 1: So the first time we go, we get Cinderella, we
- 17:41Speaker 1: get Mulan. She freaked out because we listen to you know,
- 17:46Speaker 1: true to your heart by ninety degrees and I'll make
- 17:50Speaker 1: a man out of you, Johnny Osmond.
- 17:53Speaker 2: The whole right to Disney.
- 17:54Speaker 1: So the fact that we got to see her. It
- 17:56Speaker 1: was awesome. We go through the second time because they
- 17:58Speaker 1: switched out the princesses.
- 18:00Speaker 3: The first princess is Bell.
- 18:02Speaker 2: What it's called the Royal Hall, the.
- 18:05Speaker 1: Royal Disneyland in Anaheim. Say, we go in the three
- 18:11Speaker 1: o'clock hour, Yeah, because I'm pitched.
- 18:13Speaker 2: Yeah, I am very like, I'm happy I wasn't in
- 18:17Speaker 2: there because one ocean seeing that. But then you add
- 18:20Speaker 2: two other little girls that I'm kind of protective over. Now,
- 18:24Speaker 2: I Belle would have been wearing her dress over her head.
- 18:28Speaker 2: Stupid bitch, this bitch. Sorry for my language, guys, but
- 18:35Speaker 2: when it comes to kids.
- 18:38Speaker 1: So we go in and it's Bell and it's peasant Bell.
- 18:41Speaker 2: Not Peasant Bell.
- 18:43Speaker 1: Yeah, like we're not not yellow dress Bell, peasant Bell.
- 18:50Speaker 1: So I want to say, maybe she was pissed about that.
- 18:52Speaker 1: She's got like the blue dress on with like the
- 18:54Speaker 1: basic ass hair and like the little apron or what
- 18:56Speaker 1: the white apron.
- 18:57Speaker 2: The white apron, beautiful dress.
- 18:58Speaker 1: So the girls come in and they want to hug her.
- 19:03Speaker 1: She tells them not to touch her. The one of
- 19:06Speaker 1: the little girls grabs the apron. She was, please, don't
- 19:09Speaker 1: touch my apron. They're jumping up and down. When they
- 19:11Speaker 1: first get there, because they're seeing princess excitement. It's called
- 19:15Speaker 1: these girls are four years.
- 19:17Speaker 2: Old and they think you're anything. You're really, bitch, and
- 19:21Speaker 2: guess what you signed up for this shit?
- 19:25Speaker 1: Do you realize the reason why you get to play
- 19:28Speaker 1: fucking pretend all day as a grown ass woman is
- 19:30Speaker 1: because of these little girls right here.
- 19:32Speaker 2: And all of our money that we all pay.
- 19:35Speaker 1: They she tells the little girls, no jumping feet on
- 19:39Speaker 1: the floor, you guys, I.
- 19:44Speaker 2: Would have picked her up, thrown her in the ceiling
- 19:46Speaker 2: and then said feet on the floor, bitch.
- 19:50Speaker 1: I'm so glad he wasn't.
- 19:51Speaker 2: No, I am too. I probably wouldn't have been allowed
- 19:53Speaker 2: back in Disneyland.
- 19:54Speaker 1: So they ask Bell Peasant Balance, Princess Bell, Peasant Bell
- 20:02Speaker 1: to walk them to the next princess, because that's what
- 20:06Speaker 1: the other princesses did when we were in there in
- 20:08Speaker 1: the morning. They all walked the little girl to the
- 20:10Speaker 1: next princess August.
- 20:12Speaker 2: She goes seventh.
- 20:13Speaker 1: By the way, we were there, seventh the record.
- 20:19Speaker 4: Bell at three o'clock at the Royal Hall. I want
- 20:24Speaker 4: her found and I want her on the corner of
- 20:28Speaker 4: the street so I can meet this bell. Bring your boyfriends.
- 20:31Speaker 2: I can kick his ass to Oh no, there's the
- 20:34Speaker 2: way she has a boyfriend.
- 20:36Speaker 1: That's a lot a boyfriend. Either bell have a girlfriend.
- 20:41Speaker 1: Let's keep it a fair.
- 20:42Speaker 2: It is my choice, my choice. I say that it
- 20:49Speaker 2: is my choice to be single, so I can walk
- 20:52Speaker 2: out the house held head.
- 20:57Speaker 1: But this bitch, okay, so, oh my hell.
- 21:01Speaker 2: She wants a relationship.
- 21:02Speaker 1: So the girls ask her to walk them to the
- 21:04Speaker 1: next princess, and she tells them no, yes, I'm not
- 21:09Speaker 1: making this up. Okay, So I'm trying to keep my
- 21:14Speaker 1: composure and not drop the cunt word. And my friend says, oh,
- 21:27Speaker 1: they're asking you because the other princesses did that, and she's, oh,
- 21:30Speaker 1: well that's so nice.
- 21:32Speaker 3: I kid you not.
- 21:33Speaker 1: She says that.
- 21:35Speaker 3: So we go to the next princess. It's Ariel.
- 21:37Speaker 1: She could not have been kinder, sweeter, more fantastic. Oh
- 21:41Speaker 1: my god, she was so sweet at the Royal Halls
- 21:47Speaker 1: seventh she was lovely. Okay, So I'm getting heated, and
- 21:51Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm about to go back, and there's a
- 21:54Speaker 1: and by the way, there's a line now to get
- 21:56Speaker 1: to Ariel, which means that everyone's aboard ad mission on
- 21:59Speaker 1: Peasant Bell because she's been to see you next Tuesday.
- 22:01Speaker 1: To every single.
- 22:02Speaker 2: Child, people are like walking out.
- 22:04Speaker 1: So finally I see this lovely woman who works at
- 22:07Speaker 1: the Royal Hall. Her name is Chloe. She was also fantastic,
- 22:10Speaker 1: and I was like, did she.
- 22:10Speaker 2: Have short hair?
- 22:11Speaker 1: She was fabulous.
- 22:13Speaker 2: I had a conversation with her too.
- 22:14Speaker 1: Guys, I don't even lie. I turned into a Karen.
- 22:16Speaker 1: I do not wear that with pride, but in this
- 22:19Speaker 1: moment I do. I am never a Karen. I'm never
- 22:22Speaker 1: the bitch that says like, please let me see your
- 22:24Speaker 1: manager when it comes to my kids, give me, give
- 22:27Speaker 1: me Walt Disney, all right, drink him back for the dad.
- 22:30Speaker 1: I have some words for Walt Disney. And I rated
- 22:34Speaker 1: on her. I said it was unacceptable behavior either ratting
- 22:38Speaker 1: on her now too. Yet this ain't ratten. This is
- 22:41Speaker 1: this is called a full on ten toes down drag.
- 22:45Speaker 2: No, I'm a New York rat right now dragging this
- 22:48Speaker 2: bitch out by her feet.
- 22:49Speaker 1: So yes, I ratted out and they said they were
- 22:52Speaker 1: having some words with her, And you know what, I
- 22:54Speaker 1: hope that they did, because my ocean was so nervous.
- 22:58Speaker 1: Ocean gets very embarrassed, Like there was a guy that
- 23:00Speaker 1: told her to stop climbing on something and she comes
- 23:05Speaker 1: over to me beat red, and he's like, are we
- 23:07Speaker 1: going to be able to see the princess and soon?
- 23:09Speaker 2: Mom?
- 23:09Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, are you okay? And she
- 23:12Speaker 1: just starts crying. It's so embarrassed. So she was embarrassed.
- 23:16Speaker 1: Her hands were behind her back as she sat there
- 23:18Speaker 1: and just looked up at Bell. She kept her feet
- 23:20Speaker 1: on the floor. She didn't ask her any questions, and
- 23:24Speaker 1: I was not okay with that. I'm like, these little
- 23:26Speaker 1: kids literally think that you are Beauty from Beauty and
- 23:31Speaker 1: the Beast, and that is how you treat them. But
- 23:34Speaker 1: she shouldn't be interacting with anybody, including children.
- 23:38Speaker 2: Well you know that could stick with her for like
- 23:41Speaker 2: a what do they call those something? Memory or memory there?
- 23:45Speaker 1: It is so besides that. So to make it better,
- 23:49Speaker 1: you want what I did? I bought my daughter a
- 23:52Speaker 1: four hundred dollar Elsea dress.
- 23:56Speaker 2: I'll make it better for everyone else. It will you
- 24:00Speaker 2: hand me down to Sosa, So it's like two hundred bucks.
- 24:03Speaker 1: A kid, So I like drob it down and it's
- 24:05Speaker 1: in like a garment bag that drab it. I just
- 24:10Speaker 1: grab it right.
- 24:11Speaker 2: When you go in and have a child's dress and
- 24:14Speaker 2: a garment bag. Yeah, I think you buy a touch.
- 24:16Speaker 1: I go up to my friend and I was like,
- 24:17Speaker 1: all right, we're ready, and she goes, what is this?
- 24:19Speaker 1: I go, it's one of the dresses. She goes that
- 24:22Speaker 1: top shelf. I was like, I got it from there,
- 24:25Speaker 1: and she goes three fifty that the dress is three
- 24:29Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dollars, and I go, well, I've got
- 24:31Speaker 1: a fifty dollars gift card. It'll only be two fifty.
- 24:35Speaker 3: They had to get the manager.
- 24:37Speaker 2: Was it three fifty and you had a fifty.
- 24:38Speaker 1: Three fifty so it would be what three?
- 24:41Speaker 2: Every go bag one hundred dollars gift card, though that
- 24:43Speaker 2: may come in handy next time. Moving on.
- 24:45Speaker 1: I did get like eighty six bucks off too, because
- 24:47Speaker 1: I'm a pass holder. But I was like, you know what,
- 24:51Speaker 1: look how happy she is. She totally doesn't even know
- 24:53Speaker 1: who Peasant Bella is anymore.
- 24:55Speaker 2: No, we had to erase that from her memory. Yeah,
- 24:57Speaker 2: that old bag, and she.
- 24:59Speaker 1: Wanted to put it on before eating a freaking hot
- 25:02Speaker 1: dog with ketchubottle.
- 25:03Speaker 2: I was like, absolutely not, not on my watch. Three
- 25:07Speaker 2: fifty fifty. I got it. I got a suit for cheaper.
- 25:11Speaker 2: You know what. Rayer tucks. Brayer tucks.
- 25:15Speaker 1: And you should have seen the kids in there. They
- 25:17Speaker 1: were all like, I'm like, how much does Disneyland have
- 25:21Speaker 1: to make every day to keep the lights on? Uh?
- 25:26Speaker 2: And I think it's its own city.
- 25:28Speaker 1: It feels that way.
- 25:30Speaker 2: Lovely.
- 25:31Speaker 1: Yeah, it's absolutely lovely.
- 25:32Speaker 2: Except for I love Disneyland only because I get to
- 25:36Speaker 2: talk to the other like dads and uncles around there,
- 25:39Speaker 2: and we just get a bitch and complain.
- 25:41Speaker 1: That really hurts my heart because Ocean loves it, and
- 25:44Speaker 1: I would hope that you would.
- 25:45Speaker 2: Have about the heat about all of it. Let men
- 25:49Speaker 2: be ben and just bitch a little bit about where
- 25:51Speaker 2: we're I loved watching all of.
- 25:53Speaker 1: The men at Disneyland actually carrying around all of the
- 25:56Speaker 1: mers that they got in.
- 25:58Speaker 2: So let us witch about it. Let us look at
- 26:00Speaker 2: the next dude over here, the mom with.
- 26:02Speaker 1: Their kids in the Disney ears while the dad's just
- 26:04Speaker 1: like holding the freaking the book that is for all
- 26:08Speaker 1: the Disneyland characters.
- 26:11Speaker 2: I saw two dudes and it was the best. I
- 26:13Speaker 2: even went. I walked up and I told them to
- 26:16Speaker 2: It was when you guys were waiting to see Frozen
- 26:20Speaker 2: el ay, and there's two dudes. Their kids are waiting
- 26:24Speaker 2: with it, and they're just pushing the stroller back and forth.
- 26:27Speaker 2: These two guys just trying to get the other kids asleep.
- 26:30Speaker 2: And I walked up to them and I said, just
- 26:32Speaker 2: to let you guys know, this is the best thing
- 26:34Speaker 2: that's happened to me today. And they just looked at
- 26:36Speaker 2: me and they were like just counting down the minutes.
- 26:39Speaker 3: I'm telling magic.
- 26:42Speaker 2: But like that's the thing like bitching about it, Like
- 26:45Speaker 2: they're like counting down the minute. You know that they're
- 26:47Speaker 2: having fun watching their wife with the kids, and I
- 26:51Speaker 2: enjoy it.
- 26:52Speaker 1: I want you to have a complaint. Hey, they just
- 26:57Speaker 1: complained for a long time about Peasant. Well, I will
- 27:01Speaker 1: say about Anna though. She says, you know, Ocean says,
- 27:05Speaker 1: my name's Ocean, and so she starts talking about the
- 27:07Speaker 1: ocean how she wants to teach Oloff how to swim.
- 27:09Speaker 1: This is honest, saying she wants to and Ocean goes, m,
- 27:13Speaker 1: that's not a good idea. There are many sharks in
- 27:16Speaker 1: the ocean and they eat you and you could die.
- 27:19Speaker 1: And Anna didn't really know what to say. She goes, oh,
- 27:21Speaker 1: there's no sharks at Arundel and she goes, there's sharks everywhere.
- 27:27Speaker 2: Anna's looking at you, like, what have you bought your kids?
- 27:31Speaker 1: Like should we talk about what a good swimmer you
- 27:33Speaker 1: are in the pool, but there's no sharks. Maybe maybe
- 27:36Speaker 1: Olof could come to the house let swim there.
- 27:40Speaker 2: That job would be so nutty to just interact with
- 27:43Speaker 2: thousands of kids and be like periods also but like
- 27:48Speaker 2: going this is our future. These kids are our future,
- 27:52Speaker 2: and just like interacting with them is I would be like,
- 27:55Speaker 2: oh my gosh, it's.
- 27:57Speaker 1: Got to be fulfilling on such like a strange level.
- 28:00Speaker 2: I told you the girl that was in my high
- 28:02Speaker 2: school the talent show. She did amazing at it, and
- 28:05Speaker 2: then she went and was probably Bell for a while too. Well.
- 28:09Speaker 1: I hope she was nice.
- 28:10Speaker 2: She was always nice.
- 28:11Speaker 1: I refuse to watch Beauty and the Beast for a while.
- 28:15Speaker 1: I need to come back from it. Speaking of peasant
- 28:18Speaker 1: bell and homemaking, this made me really excited. On the
- 28:21Speaker 1: Today Show, you guys, Bed Bath and Beyond is open
- 28:25Speaker 1: again and they still accept the coupons, those giant blue
- 28:30Speaker 1: twenty percent off coupons.
- 28:31Speaker 2: You can still use them, So hold on, bet it
- 28:33Speaker 2: went out of business, Yes.
- 28:35Speaker 1: Well, a lot of brick and mortar stores ended up closing,
- 28:38Speaker 1: and actually they were saying on the Today Show that
- 28:42Speaker 1: a lot of them are making a comeback that people
- 28:44Speaker 1: are like, we want to see our things in person.
- 28:46Speaker 1: We're sick of ordering and touching and having to return.
- 28:50Speaker 1: It's like enough already.
- 28:51Speaker 2: I told mom that. I was like, at what point
- 28:53Speaker 2: do you just want to go and get it? So
- 28:56Speaker 2: you get it and don't have to return it because
- 28:58Speaker 2: you buy it and I can't tell you how many
- 28:59Speaker 2: times me and her are going.
- 29:01Speaker 1: To that's never going to change, I know, but that's
- 29:05Speaker 1: the returning is never going to change because Mom has
- 29:08Speaker 1: this weird thing where she just likes to buy. The
- 29:11Speaker 1: other day we were at the mall and she was like,
- 29:13Speaker 1: do I just buy it? Is this cute? I'm like,
- 29:16Speaker 1: I feel like you just want to buy something, and
- 29:18Speaker 1: like I feel like that's just not necessary, Like it's fine,
- 29:21Speaker 1: it's a fucking sweater that you have a million of them.
- 29:24Speaker 1: I was excitedly and beyond coming back.
- 29:27Speaker 2: So am I I got my shoes there, my slides
- 29:32Speaker 2: they have.
- 29:32Speaker 1: Okay, well, let me tell you something. The woman. So
- 29:36Speaker 1: their first store opened near Nashville and it's actually Bed
- 29:40Speaker 1: Bath and Beyond home, So it's much more curated. It's
- 29:45Speaker 1: more petite. You know how you would walk into Bed
- 29:48Speaker 1: Bath and Beyond and it was like a warehouse you
- 29:50Speaker 1: buy like coffee and like the most most random things.
- 29:54Speaker 1: That's not how it is anymore. It's much more.
- 29:59Speaker 2: Like.
- 29:59Speaker 3: It's much more curated.
- 30:00Speaker 2: It's petite, and it's more of a shop and not
- 30:04Speaker 2: a okay okay us.
- 30:06Speaker 1: For the longest time, I'm like, where does one go
- 30:07Speaker 1: to buy sheets?
- 30:08Speaker 2: Then?
- 30:08Speaker 1: If Bed Bath and Beyond is gone, I know where
- 30:11Speaker 1: Bloomingdale's And all they ask you for is your arm
- 30:14Speaker 1: and your leg and Misha, what is this that you
- 30:21Speaker 1: have in here? There's an orca article. They're becoming smart.
- 30:24Speaker 1: It's actually a little scary, tell me about it. I
- 30:27Speaker 1: love orcas.
- 30:28Speaker 2: Everything is just getting wild, you know, getting very wild.
- 30:34Speaker 2: We've got apes coming out of the stone. They're in
- 30:38Speaker 2: the Stone age creating fire. Now they're doing that. But
- 30:42Speaker 2: right now killer whales and I knew you'd like this.
- 30:46Speaker 2: Killer whales are using kelp. It's loading. Let me let
- 30:51Speaker 2: me read to you. A new study published in the
- 30:55Speaker 2: Current Biology Science observed observed southern resident killer whales manufacturing
- 31:03Speaker 2: tools by tearing off pieces of bull kelp and rolling
- 31:08Speaker 2: them between their bodies. During social interactions, they do this
- 31:12Speaker 2: to clean their flesh. They are now bathing. They're bathing
- 31:15Speaker 2: each other.
- 31:16Speaker 3: You guys, they are becoming a little scary.
- 31:18Speaker 1: And I love orcas. They're the apex predator of the ocean.
- 31:22Speaker 1: They are the smartest no one ever seen the ocean.
- 31:26Speaker 2: Any mammals have a cleaning So that is wild first
- 31:32Speaker 2: besides us. Yeah, wow, that's wild, crazy right without like
- 31:38Speaker 2: just licking themselves, I guess, yeah, like I mean ocean. Yeah,
- 31:42Speaker 2: in the ocean. It's like the first ocean mammal that is, yeah,
- 31:47Speaker 2: cleaning itself. Yeah, which is wild because you're like, they
- 31:50Speaker 2: can't lick, they can't clean themselves. But like they're like, hey,
- 31:53Speaker 2: if we've ripped this off, we could rub it between
- 31:56Speaker 2: ourselves and then we'll clean ourselves. Like that is a
- 31:58Speaker 2: wild thought that they were just like. And they were
- 32:03Speaker 2: just like, oh, well, let's clean ourselves. I know. Wild.
- 32:09Speaker 2: I know.
- 32:09Speaker 1: I'm telling you I'm fascinated, but you know, I don't
- 32:14Speaker 1: necessarily know that if I.
- 32:17Speaker 2: Do killer wells, they don't really go after people right now.
- 32:21Speaker 1: Well, No, that's not entirely true. For a minute there
- 32:23Speaker 1: people were scared because they started attacking boats. They would
- 32:28Speaker 1: put themselves, they would on both sides and they would
- 32:30Speaker 1: make sure that they could rock it enough.
- 32:33Speaker 2: Yeah, they do the like they do on like, yes,
- 32:36Speaker 2: the ice to get the seals off. But I heard
- 32:39Speaker 2: that they were doing that because a lot of boats
- 32:41Speaker 2: were like driving and killer welles kind of like staying
- 32:44Speaker 2: near the top and like they were getting hit by
- 32:47Speaker 2: the propellers. Oh, so they were like so they were like,
- 32:49Speaker 2: get the fuck out of our water. I guess so
- 32:50Speaker 2: that is I saw that. But who's to say what
- 32:53Speaker 2: is right what is wrong? But that's they said that.
- 32:56Speaker 2: There was an article that I read that they were
- 32:58Speaker 2: in the boats were in there to territory. They were
- 33:01Speaker 2: getting hit and their fins and all that. So the
- 33:04Speaker 2: orcs were like, get out of our water. So they
- 33:06Speaker 2: would started to flip boats.
- 33:08Speaker 3: That would make sense.
- 33:10Speaker 1: When they're in captivity and humans start messing with them.
- 33:14Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 33:14Speaker 1: Uh. I did try to talk to Ocean last night
- 33:17Speaker 1: because we again were watching shark attacks and I told her,
- 33:21Speaker 1: you know, we have to remember, like, yes, sharks can
- 33:24Speaker 1: attack you and it is scary, but they don't think
- 33:27Speaker 1: like humans. They don't sit there and go I'm going
- 33:29Speaker 1: to hurt.
- 33:30Speaker 3: This person because I want to.
- 33:31Speaker 1: They're looking for food, and you have to remember we
- 33:35Speaker 1: don't belong in the ocean.
- 33:36Speaker 3: We're in their.
- 33:37Speaker 1: Environment, so we have to be respectful of everything that
- 33:40Speaker 1: lives in the ocean.
- 33:42Speaker 2: Right. Do you want to know something else that's crazy?
- 33:45Speaker 1: Hmmm?
- 33:46Speaker 2: Sharks And like all of those are coming onto land
- 33:49Speaker 2: for food. No, Like you'll see sharks swim onto the
- 33:52Speaker 2: beach like to get something fish, dead fish, and then
- 33:56Speaker 2: like they wiggle themselves back into the ocean and they're
- 33:59Speaker 2: just starting to see this that's terrifying.
- 34:02Speaker 1: Well, by the way, that's what do Yeah.
- 34:04Speaker 2: They go up on it, we'll buy it, and then
- 34:06Speaker 2: they just wiggle themselves. There was a shark that was
- 34:08Speaker 2: just on the beach and it had like a fish
- 34:10Speaker 2: in its mouth and you just see all these people
- 34:13Speaker 2: are like filming it and it's just wiggling itself back
- 34:15Speaker 2: in and then it just goes and it was a
- 34:17Speaker 2: bull shark. Yeah. Wild, they're the I mean, they're the
- 34:20Speaker 2: most dangerous from what I've heard. Very aggressive, yeah, and
- 34:24Speaker 2: they're quick.
- 34:25Speaker 1: I know so much about sharks.
- 34:27Speaker 2: Ocean shame and if can I do a I want
- 34:31Speaker 2: to if you guys are ever in the ocean and
- 34:34Speaker 2: you're swimming with sharks. I learned this from a professional
- 34:38Speaker 2: diver and she does.
- 34:39Speaker 1: So this is not free cage. This is this is
- 34:42Speaker 1: like free diving.
- 34:43Speaker 2: Free diving. If you are ever scuba diving, snorkeling and
- 34:47Speaker 2: you see a shark, they're this girl and I wish
- 34:50Speaker 2: I knew her name. It isn't ocean though, okay, but
- 34:53Speaker 2: she does shark things excursions, and she was like, this
- 34:57Speaker 2: is just for like learning purposes, and sharks are predators.
- 35:05Speaker 2: Predators are like other predators. So what you want to
- 35:10Speaker 2: do is, if you see a shark swimming at you,
- 35:13Speaker 2: you turn towards it, and you stare dead in its tide.
- 35:16Speaker 2: Choose an eye, and you stare dead in it. If
- 35:19Speaker 2: it keeps swimming at you, you push, You put your
- 35:22Speaker 2: hand out on their top of their nose, and you
- 35:25Speaker 2: guide it whatever way you're comfortable with. I'm right handed,
- 35:28Speaker 2: so I would guide it to my right and you
- 35:30Speaker 2: kind of swim on its top for just a second
- 35:34Speaker 2: and let it keep swimming forward, and then you keep
- 35:37Speaker 2: an eye on it for a minute. But if you're
- 35:39Speaker 2: a predator, as well, it will leave you b and
- 35:41Speaker 2: the girl even like puts it and you see the
- 35:44Speaker 2: shark's eye like kind of like glaze over which I
- 35:49Speaker 2: read that that means that they're also like feeling endangered
- 35:53Speaker 2: because they're putting up an eye protector if something bites
- 35:56Speaker 2: or attacks. So they fell like, okay, I feel like
- 36:01Speaker 2: now I'm getting attacked. So that is my shark informative.
- 36:08Speaker 1: Informative information info. Yeah, and I saw you something real
- 36:13Speaker 1: quick since we're on the topic of sharks that I
- 36:15Speaker 1: learned last night that I found so interesting and fascinating.
- 36:19Speaker 1: Their top jaw is not attached to their skull, so
- 36:24Speaker 1: their heads are in the air and their teeth drop down.
- 36:27Speaker 3: So the top of the teeth or the top of
- 36:30Speaker 3: my mouth. Have you seen it?
- 36:32Speaker 1: You know how you see those gums, it's because it's
- 36:34Speaker 1: not attached to anything.
- 36:35Speaker 3: It moves the same way their bottom jaw moves.
- 36:38Speaker 2: So they could be smiling.
- 36:40Speaker 1: They oh my gosh, They do most of their damage
- 36:45Speaker 1: with their with the top of their mouth, not the bottom.
- 36:48Speaker 1: They grab from the bottom to get a taste to
- 36:52Speaker 1: see what it is, because they create very fatty things.
- 36:55Speaker 2: That's why they go over the slap on the top.
- 36:57Speaker 1: Then the top of the mouth goes back and forth,
- 37:00Speaker 1: which is what causes that shredding.
- 37:03Speaker 3: Isn't that crazy?
- 37:04Speaker 2: Well that would make a lot of sense of why
- 37:06Speaker 2: people And I know it sounds terrible, but like shark attacks,
- 37:09Speaker 2: you lose your leg because it's the sawing your saw bone.
- 37:14Speaker 3: That's what they're the top of their mouths did.
- 37:16Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking wild.
- 37:19Speaker 2: I just got the chills.
- 37:20Speaker 1: Miley Cyrus goes nude for Perfect magazine, but no one
- 37:23Speaker 1: was focused on the fact that she was new. They
- 37:25Speaker 1: were focused on her mouth. They said it looked like
- 37:27Speaker 1: she had what is it, how do you say this? Buckle? Yeah,
- 37:31Speaker 1: bugle fat removal along with veneers. So bugle fat removal
- 37:36Speaker 1: is where they go into the cheeks to kind of
- 37:38Speaker 1: create that sunken look. But they're saying she can't close
- 37:42Speaker 1: her mouth, don't. I don't see what everyone else is.
- 37:46Speaker 1: She's you, guys, even without the veneers. Miley Cyrus has
- 37:51Speaker 1: always since being Hannah Montana, had a very broad smile. Yeah,
- 37:57Speaker 1: beautiful smile and just like more of a longer face.
- 38:02Speaker 3: And so I don't understand why people are.
- 38:03Speaker 1: Going in on her about like I think cosmetic surgery
- 38:08Speaker 1: which everyone is doing. Yeah, whether it's surgery or injectables.
- 38:12Speaker 1: There were like I think six different covers that they shot,
- 38:16Speaker 1: one of which she was like, obviously they're They're all beautiful.
- 38:20Speaker 1: I don't know why this one is making I wouldn't
- 38:24Speaker 1: be focused on her face. I'm more focused on the
- 38:27Speaker 1: fact that she we get a nice underboob happening some
- 38:31Speaker 1: v liines.
- 38:32Speaker 2: They're talking about her mouth. I feel like it's just
- 38:35Speaker 2: shadows and there's the photo. It's a photo. What are
- 38:41Speaker 2: they doing photos?
- 38:43Speaker 1: We don't know. Do they shop them? All of them
- 38:47Speaker 1: look really good, though I actually looks.
- 38:49Speaker 2: Cross and to be honest, I don't think her mouth
- 38:52Speaker 2: looks any different.
- 38:53Speaker 1: It looks no different than it's.
- 38:55Speaker 2: That's just Miley Cyrus to me. But then again, like
- 38:57Speaker 2: I'm not looking at Miley Cyrus every day.
- 39:00Speaker 3: I'm not either. Isn't it weird how so many people?
- 39:02Speaker 2: But then I would notice it change, right if you
- 39:05Speaker 2: don't see if you see something every day, you're like,
- 39:08Speaker 2: just gets bigger, you don't notice.
- 39:09Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're not seeing any celebrity every day.
- 39:11Speaker 2: You're seeing them, Like, That's what I'm saying. So like,
- 39:13Speaker 2: if people are talking about her mouth, then I'm seeing
- 39:15Speaker 2: no difference. I should be the one to see a
- 39:17Speaker 2: difference because I haven't seen her and god knows how long. Yeah,
- 39:22Speaker 2: she looks the same.
- 39:24Speaker 1: I think she looks amazing. There are times where people
- 39:27Speaker 1: will tell me, oh my god, stop injecting your face
- 39:30Speaker 1: and your lips, and it's like, recently I did do
- 39:33Speaker 1: all of that at my lip, But I'm like, I
- 39:39Speaker 1: haven't been injected in two years because I haven't been
- 39:42Speaker 1: able to. So it's just so interesting what people see
- 39:45Speaker 1: that isn't actually there. Like now would make sense if
- 39:48Speaker 1: someone said that to me, because.
- 39:49Speaker 2: I'd be like, oh, I just I just did it.
- 39:50Speaker 1: So I just took some needles to the face. But
- 39:54Speaker 1: like before that weird.
- 39:56Speaker 2: You know that is, yeah, I didn't stop me, you're
- 39:59Speaker 2: doing it.
- 40:00Speaker 1: I think let that be a lesson. When you tell
- 40:03Speaker 1: someone not to do something, it's a waste of breath
- 40:06Speaker 1: because they're gonna do it anyway.
- 40:08Speaker 2: Just picture somebody telling you not to do something. Do it.
- 40:14Speaker 1: Uh.
- 40:14Speaker 3: Jamie Lee Curtis.
- 40:15Speaker 1: I saw this uh interview that she did, and I
- 40:19Speaker 1: thought it was so amazing. I love Jamie Lee Curtis.
- 40:21Speaker 1: I love the fact that she has just aged gracefully
- 40:27Speaker 1: and perfectly, and no one can pull off the short
- 40:31Speaker 1: hair like fucking Jamie Lee Curtis, fully gray the glasses.
- 40:36Speaker 1: I love the tone of her voice. I love what
- 40:38Speaker 1: comes out of her mouth. She'm just obsessed with her.
- 40:41Speaker 1: She's hot and sober. Who should she have coming out
- 40:47Speaker 1: freak here Friday with Lindsay Lowhand, which I'm really excited.
- 40:50Speaker 1: I still haven't watched it, but I really really want
- 40:53Speaker 1: to watch it.
- 40:53Speaker 3: It's out, It's on Disney.
- 40:55Speaker 2: Oh I am watching that tonight.
- 40:57Speaker 3: Yeah, I think, don't quote me.
- 40:59Speaker 2: Well, I'll look, but.
- 41:00Speaker 1: It'll be out. Think about it. It was Leelo and Stitch
- 41:04Speaker 1: for the longest, only in theaters, and we just watched
- 41:06Speaker 1: that twice in a row. Yeah, Lisa gave that movie
- 41:10Speaker 1: a solid four. Ocean gave it a solid ten. She
- 41:15Speaker 1: loved it.
- 41:15Speaker 2: I didn't have to watch.
- 41:17Speaker 1: Jamie Lee Curtis was asked about Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson,
- 41:22Speaker 1: And you know they have that movie out called The
- 41:25Speaker 1: Naked Gun, and they've had a lot of chemistry. On
- 41:28Speaker 1: the Red Carpet, they were photographed, the two of them
- 41:30Speaker 1: with his two sons and her two sons. So Jamie
- 41:35Speaker 1: Lee Curtis was asked about it, and listen to what
- 41:36Speaker 1: she said. She said, with all due respect to pop culture,
- 41:39Speaker 1: if love has found its way into that relationship, God
- 41:42Speaker 1: blessed them both. Leave them the fuck alone and let
- 41:44Speaker 1: them like each other. Both of them have had hardship
- 41:47Speaker 1: and they're both beautiful human beings. Curtis continued of the
- 41:51Speaker 1: stars as she got choked up. If they actually have
- 41:53Speaker 1: found an intimate love with each other, we should all
- 41:56Speaker 1: go to bed tonight feeling better.
- 41:59Speaker 2: I loved that people don't like to see other people
- 42:02Speaker 2: fall in love because a lot of people can't find it.
- 42:05Speaker 1: I don't think that anyone was not hoping for that.
- 42:08Speaker 1: I think everyone was like, oh my gosh, give us
- 42:10Speaker 1: the status. And if you look at celebrities that have
- 42:15Speaker 1: been celebrities a list for a very long time, like
- 42:18Speaker 1: Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn, who I believe met on
- 42:22Speaker 1: the set of our favorite movie Overboard.
- 42:26Speaker 3: They never got married.
- 42:28Speaker 1: Their relationship has continued to just stay between them and
- 42:31Speaker 1: their loved ones and people close to them, and they
- 42:35Speaker 1: have had a thriving partnership for decades. There's just something
- 42:41Speaker 1: about when you allow other people to get in the mix.
- 42:46Speaker 1: It just taints things a bit, and it makes people
- 42:49Speaker 1: have an opinion on something they don't know about. And
- 42:51Speaker 1: it's the most vulnerable place she'll ever be in love
- 42:54Speaker 1: with someone. You're giving yourself to someone mentally, emotionally set. Actually,
- 43:01Speaker 1: it's all of those things where it's like, you know what,
- 43:02Speaker 1: let's just keep that between us. And it's something that
- 43:06Speaker 1: I hope I find one day. And then I go
- 43:08Speaker 1: into this place of like, oh my god, but I'm
- 43:12Speaker 1: in the space.
- 43:12Speaker 2: Of like my life has to be on camera.
- 43:16Speaker 1: Like how does one find the balance? You know, I'm
- 43:19Speaker 1: not an actress, not a singer. I don't have the luxury,
- 43:23Speaker 1: I guess of keeping personal life personal, because my personal.
- 43:28Speaker 2: Life is is reality.
- 43:29Speaker 1: What has put me in the position that I'm in,
- 43:32Speaker 1: you know?
- 43:33Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I get that.
- 43:36Speaker 1: I loved her.
- 43:36Speaker 3: Response, though.
- 43:38Speaker 1: Let them if love has found its way into the relationship,
- 43:42Speaker 1: let them like each other.
- 43:43Speaker 2: You know, Dad told me one thing that really stuck
- 43:47Speaker 2: with me.
- 43:48Speaker 3: Just one.
- 43:49Speaker 2: No, a lot, but this one is a good one
- 43:51Speaker 2: for this particular conversation. Opinions are like your genitals, keep
- 43:58Speaker 2: them to yourselves.
- 44:00Speaker 3: I like that better than opinions are like assholes.
- 44:03Speaker 2: Everybody has one Yeah, I don't like that.
- 44:06Speaker 1: I like, like your genitals. You wants to see that ship.
- 44:11Speaker 2: No one wants to see that ship nor hear it
- 44:14Speaker 2: slapping around or but if you're in.
- 44:17Speaker 1: But if you're in an intimate partnership, that's where you
- 44:20Speaker 1: share the most vulnerable parts of yourself yours, not all
- 44:25Speaker 1: just the person who were going off topic. Sorry, and
- 44:30Speaker 1: that sounds like such a dad quote. J Loo was
- 44:34Speaker 1: rejected at Chanel.
- 44:36Speaker 2: Can we get a deeper one?
- 44:38Speaker 1: So she was.
- 44:39Speaker 3: Shopping in Istanbul.
- 44:42Speaker 1: She just she's on tour right now and she had
- 44:45Speaker 1: a show in Istanbul and then decided to do a
- 44:47Speaker 1: little bit of shopping.
- 44:48Speaker 3: She was in like a pink track suit type thing.
- 44:52Speaker 1: I think j Loo looks pretty much the same, whether
- 44:55Speaker 1: she's all glammed up or just normal. Yeah, like she's
- 44:59Speaker 1: Jenny from the Block. It's just a stunning human being
- 45:02Speaker 1: and has a face that's been recognizable for many of decade.
- 45:07Speaker 1: So she rolls up to Chanel and when she gets there,
- 45:11Speaker 1: the security guard that's at the front of the store
- 45:14Speaker 1: turns her away. And apparently she was very pleasant, Like
- 45:20Speaker 1: all she did was say like okay, not a problem. Leaves.
- 45:26Speaker 1: Obviously someone at some point was like you just turned away,
- 45:29Speaker 1: Jennifer Lopez. So they invite her back to the store
- 45:34Speaker 1: and she declined. She was like, thank you so much,
- 45:38Speaker 1: but like, I'm good. That's got to be a dean
- 45:40Speaker 1: to the ego, right, I mean yeah, feel the same way,
- 45:44Speaker 1: and you're not gonna make a scene when someone it's
- 45:46Speaker 1: like just leave it.
- 45:47Speaker 2: Okay, sounds good, and then you have I mean it is,
- 45:50Speaker 2: it's wild. It is wild, but.
- 45:52Speaker 1: You have to sell these goods. So people that are
- 45:55Speaker 1: coming in and looking like you have to keep the hype.
- 45:58Speaker 1: And whether they're buying a fifteen thousand dollars bag or
- 46:03Speaker 1: a five hundred dollars bracelet, it's like.
- 46:06Speaker 2: I'm sorry, let me just walk in.
- 46:08Speaker 1: Could walk in the store, let me look around, right.
- 46:12Speaker 1: And also you can say that all of these celebrities
- 46:14Speaker 1: wear these things, but let's be honest, the designers are
- 46:17Speaker 1: gifting them these things. They're not. No, if anything, they're
- 46:21Speaker 1: paying the celebrity to wear these types of items, and.
- 46:25Speaker 2: Then you turn them away when they're actually going to
- 46:27Speaker 2: purchase it.
- 46:27Speaker 1: I know, we'd rather just set it to your house
- 46:31Speaker 1: for free. But she hasn't Jalo hasn't posted one thing
- 46:35Speaker 1: she's been documenting her entire tour.
- 46:38Speaker 2: She hasn't posted that.
- 46:39Speaker 1: Not one thing about her is symbol performance.
- 46:43Speaker 2: She'll never be bad.
- 46:44Speaker 3: I would be annoyed too.
- 46:46Speaker 2: Well, when you're I mean yeah, when you're Jlo like that,
- 46:49Speaker 2: you're worldwide, You're.
- 46:51Speaker 1: Worldwide, And some people can say like, well, you know,
- 46:55Speaker 1: you're just a person like everyone else.
- 46:56Speaker 2: It's like, well, if everyone I was going to walk
- 46:58Speaker 2: into that store and drop money, not like a But
- 47:00Speaker 2: beyond that.
- 47:01Speaker 1: She's not like a regular person. She's not like you.
- 47:03Speaker 3: She's a person absolutely, but.
- 47:05Speaker 1: Regularly, she's not far from regularly. She's gonna die just
- 47:09Speaker 1: like everyone else. Yeah, got it understood. But like, she's
- 47:12Speaker 1: not like you, not like me.
- 47:14Speaker 3: I can't even fathom.
- 47:16Speaker 2: What it would be like to be what it would
- 47:17Speaker 2: be like to be j Lo. That would be me,
- 47:19Speaker 2: like thinking I'm justin Bieber or something.
- 47:22Speaker 3: I went to a friend's house the other night.
- 47:24Speaker 1: Who is a somebody and you don't have so I know,
- 47:28Speaker 1: don't say you have no friends?
- 47:29Speaker 3: Who is a somebody?
- 47:30Speaker 1: And I was like, I love this. I had no
- 47:33Speaker 1: idea that this neighborhood existed off of this canyon. And
- 47:36Speaker 1: he goes like yeah, John Mayer is the first house
- 47:40Speaker 1: when you drove in.
- 47:41Speaker 2: Uh.
- 47:42Speaker 1: He named some other person who I didn't know until
- 47:44Speaker 1: I googled him, and already I forgot his name. I
- 47:46Speaker 1: recognize him.
- 47:47Speaker 2: He does amazing He does amazing things. It was a.
- 47:49Speaker 1: Fantastic neighborhood that you literally wouldn't know existed. And he said,
- 47:52Speaker 1: and Jennifer Lopez lives literally right next door.
- 47:57Speaker 2: And I'm like, let's go to take a bathe what
- 48:03Speaker 2: if I find where Jayla? I'm taking a bath in
- 48:06Speaker 2: her hont up?
- 48:06Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no way you're getting in.
- 48:08Speaker 1: I saw it, and literally it looks like nothing. I
- 48:11Speaker 1: thought it was the end of the cul de sac.
- 48:12Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, how cute they've got like no neighbors.
- 48:15Speaker 2: Is it like high things with like the roofs are
- 48:18Speaker 2: like under the trees, so you can't even see it.
- 48:20Speaker 3: You could not see anything. It was like a tiny.
- 48:23Speaker 1: Little gate that like a couple of cars could fit
- 48:26Speaker 1: through very high uh trees, and then it goes back
- 48:31Speaker 1: to the ginormous gate like you literally would.
- 48:34Speaker 3: It was amazing.
- 48:35Speaker 1: I didn't see it.
- 48:37Speaker 2: I was told.
- 48:39Speaker 1: I was told, Okay, Jlo did not invite me over.
- 48:43Speaker 1: Let's get into Ronney News, not Ronnie. Can you tell
- 48:47Speaker 1: I'm stuck on Ronnie from last week?
- 48:48Speaker 2: Yeah? Give him the news. I didn't watch.
- 48:50Speaker 3: No, it was Jersey.
- 48:51Speaker 1: So social media reports that there's gonna be five new
- 48:54Speaker 1: cast members on Jersey. Uh, and they're in the final
- 48:57Speaker 1: stages of casting. There's only gonna be two or three
- 49:01Speaker 1: cast members that will be back.
- 49:03Speaker 3: I think we all know who that's gonna be.
- 49:04Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be Dolores, Judice, and Gorga.
- 49:09Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that's what I think.
- 49:12Speaker 1: Okay, And if Gorga and Judice are like, we're not
- 49:15Speaker 1: filming a show together, we refuse. I think we know
- 49:18Speaker 1: who probably is going to be the one to not
- 49:20Speaker 1: be back.
- 49:21Speaker 2: We'll be watching what's her name?
- 49:25Speaker 1: Jude Ice.
- 49:25Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 49:26Speaker 1: I really enjoy them both. I think Teresa is like
- 49:30Speaker 1: a such a kind spirit. Her daughter's on gen X. Now,
- 49:35Speaker 1: I don't know how I would feel about my daughters
- 49:37Speaker 1: being on reality TV. That would make me a little nervous.
- 49:40Speaker 1: But what's been said. Andy said on Watch Robin's Live
- 49:45Speaker 1: that the entire cast is going to be announced at Bravocon.
- 49:51Speaker 2: Get your tickets, Get your tickets.
- 49:53Speaker 1: It reminds me of the first ever Bravocon in New
- 49:56Speaker 1: York where they announced that the new city was going
- 49:59Speaker 1: to be salt Let.
- 50:01Speaker 2: Did I go to that one in New York? Yeah?
- 50:04Speaker 2: Where I had my ankle monitor? Yeah? How fun?
- 50:09Speaker 1: Wait?
- 50:10Speaker 3: Was that two times in New York?
- 50:12Speaker 2: No?
- 50:12Speaker 1: I think there was two times in New York and one. No,
- 50:14Speaker 1: you went the second year? Second year you went when
- 50:17Speaker 1: Jenshaw was banned and I saw her the rooftop. I
- 50:21Speaker 1: was like, how the hell.
- 50:22Speaker 2: I didn't even know how I got him, but I.
- 50:25Speaker 1: Was like, keep me away from that. She wasn't allowed
- 50:29Speaker 1: into the convention center, but she got.
- 50:31Speaker 2: Into a rooftop party with all these celebrities. I went
- 50:36Speaker 2: because Lauren was like bad and I was like how normal?
- 50:40Speaker 2: And I was like I'm gonna go. So I go
- 50:41Speaker 2: and I just walk in and they were like, hey,
- 50:44Speaker 2: come on in. So I think they knew.
- 50:46Speaker 1: But I think they knew they what was up.
- 50:48Speaker 2: They knew what they knew. They know who I am.
- 50:50Speaker 2: But we I'm sitting there and just talking like with
- 50:53Speaker 2: a couple of people, and all of us, I feel
- 50:55Speaker 2: like we all knew she walked in before she did.
- 50:57Speaker 2: She were like something fucked there? She is, Oh shit,
- 51:01Speaker 2: hit mites that's how fucked up.
- 51:02Speaker 1: And now she's being held in the same prison that
- 51:06Speaker 1: Gallaine Maxwell was just transferred to. You guys have prison
- 51:10Speaker 1: in Texas that is housing Jenshaw, the girl from the
- 51:16Speaker 1: girl from who who didn't made up the what was
- 51:19Speaker 1: her name?
- 51:20Speaker 2: Elizabeth? That is her name? What was it? The dropout
- 51:24Speaker 2: or something?
- 51:24Speaker 1: Now the dropout Elizabeth Holmes Holmes, Elizabeth Holmes and Gallaine Maxwell.
- 51:30Speaker 2: Did you know what could be alive?
- 51:32Speaker 1: Someone get a camera in there.
- 51:33Speaker 2: That I'm not kidding you Genshaw that she tried to
- 51:36Speaker 2: pitch it. She was like, can we do? People can
- 51:40Speaker 2: write whatever they want, but I did hear and it
- 51:43Speaker 2: is so Genshaw. She was like, we should do a
- 51:46Speaker 2: reality TV show of the like us in prison, and
- 51:50Speaker 2: it's like, are you not understanding why you're in prison? Bitch?
- 51:53Speaker 3: Well, do not understand? You're in prison because.
- 51:55Speaker 2: You stole money from elderly people, you fucking bag. She
- 52:00Speaker 2: should be in there for longer.
- 52:05Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. She's getting a show.
- 52:07Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll watch it. Are you joking?
- 52:10Speaker 1: Can I? But Elizabeth Holmes will make an appearance.
- 52:12Speaker 2: I'm all just to let you know. I am saying
- 52:15Speaker 2: she should be in there for longer. But if she
- 52:18Speaker 2: gets early, don't want your show.
- 52:19Speaker 1: I will too, But Gallane needs to raw in there.
- 52:23Speaker 2: What if Gallaide and Maxwell?
- 52:25Speaker 3: Dude, she was Epstein's right hand woman.
- 52:28Speaker 1: Bye bye, good riddance. Fox announced that Special Forces. You
- 52:35Speaker 1: know it was special Forces we interviewed, Yeah.
- 52:39Speaker 3: Rudy and Billy. You know what I'm talking about. Yes,
- 52:44Speaker 3: fucking gangster.
- 52:45Speaker 1: So they finally announced the season forecast, which I already
- 52:48Speaker 1: knew this was happening. It's in Morocco because my friend
- 52:51Speaker 1: Britney Cartwright is doing it did it? And she would
- 52:55Speaker 1: FaceTime me from Morocco at like two in the morning,
- 52:59Speaker 1: and she be like trying to figure out who who
- 53:01Speaker 1: else was going to be there? And she'd be like,
- 53:03Speaker 1: I think this person is going to be on it.
- 53:04Speaker 1: Can you tell? She would be like FaceTime and me
- 53:06Speaker 1: trying to zoom in on the pool, like Brittany, it's
- 53:08Speaker 1: too far away. I cannot see that. She's like, well,
- 53:10Speaker 1: you know me, I'm blad she's got like her bifocals
- 53:16Speaker 1: on can't see ships.
- 53:17Speaker 2: I would love for her and Lisa to play wears
- 53:19Speaker 2: Waldough so both.
- 53:21Speaker 1: Fail, So we have Britney Cartwright Teresa, Judice and Jia,
- 53:26Speaker 1: her daughter Cody Brown from Sister Wives Dead, Eva Marcel
- 53:32Speaker 1: from Real Housewives of Atlanta, but most importantly from America's
- 53:35Speaker 1: Next Top Model she won Brianna chicken Fry. What is that? Oh,
- 53:42Speaker 1: chicken Fry?
- 53:43Speaker 2: She was dating the name?
- 53:45Speaker 1: I thought that was the name of the show she
- 53:47Speaker 1: was on.
- 53:47Speaker 2: She was on the country.
- 53:51Speaker 1: Singer Chicken Fry. I know, I know who Chicken Fry is.
- 53:55Speaker 1: I only know her as that she's hot.
- 53:57Speaker 2: No, and she's so dope.
- 53:59Speaker 1: Sean Johnson East, the Olympic gymnast and her husband Andrew East,
- 54:04Speaker 1: who's an NFL player or was is he? Do you
- 54:07Speaker 1: know if he still plays Montana.
- 54:09Speaker 2: Boys as they were probably filming when they were in
- 54:11Speaker 2: off off season Montana Boys?
- 54:14Speaker 1: The TikToker Mark Estes dated christ and Cavalari. Yeah, he's
- 54:21Speaker 1: pretty hot. That's the cast.
- 54:22Speaker 2: That's that'll be a good one.
- 54:25Speaker 1: I know what happened to Brittany, but I'm not going
- 54:27Speaker 1: to tell because I'd get in trouble. But I do know.
- 54:30Speaker 3: I do know a little.
- 54:31Speaker 1: I know a lot. Actually I know everything. I don't
- 54:34Speaker 1: know one but I don't know. But I have to
- 54:37Speaker 1: imagine that Cody Brown probably called it a day very quickly.
- 54:42Speaker 1: That's my guess. I think Eva, you know, the women
- 54:46Speaker 1: do well.
- 54:47Speaker 2: I think Teresai here's the thing extreme because women are
- 54:50Speaker 2: really strong mentally. I will say that.
- 54:53Speaker 1: That's why I think maybe Sean Johnson kind of crushed this.
- 54:57Speaker 1: Montana boy went home day two.
- 55:00Speaker 2: He got there, saw the boat and said, I'll just
- 55:01Speaker 2: see second.
- 55:02Speaker 1: Rudy was like, shit in that hole. He was like,
- 55:04Speaker 1: I'm out. My whole brand is being sexy, and now
- 55:07Speaker 1: I have.
- 55:08Speaker 2: To shit in a hole.
- 55:09Speaker 1: No, thank you.
- 55:10Speaker 2: It's like camping.
- 55:12Speaker 1: The last thing I want to talk about because this
- 55:14Speaker 1: made me really happy. So the adult pacifiers, stressed out
- 55:19Speaker 1: adults are turning to baby pacifiers for stress relief and
- 55:22Speaker 1: sleep aid. You guys, fuck you all. Do you know
- 55:25Speaker 1: how much shit I got when I went to bed
- 55:27Speaker 1: with a bottle and everyone was like that, I are
- 55:30Speaker 1: you joking? And now everyone's on this train. I'm always
- 55:33Speaker 1: just a isn't it fun bit? Ahead of my time?
- 55:35Speaker 2: Right? Yeah? And isn't it funny? And I feel like
- 55:37Speaker 2: it's a big thing right now because the hand of
- 55:40Speaker 2: mouth or you're not vaping.
- 55:42Speaker 1: You're just sucking maybe, and it's fine, because your teeth
- 55:44Speaker 1: are all in so you won't have binky mouth.
- 55:47Speaker 2: We hope don't.
- 55:48Speaker 1: Yeah, you hope you guys be careful about that. But
- 55:51Speaker 1: what made me excited about this is it makes them
- 55:53Speaker 1: one step closer to having adult mama roose.
- 55:58Speaker 2: Guys, guys eyes, Me and Law.
- 56:03Speaker 1: Probably shouldn't give that idea away, but I feel like
- 56:05Speaker 1: someone else will create it.
- 56:07Speaker 2: But we were working out and we're just seeing Sosa
- 56:12Speaker 2: just in this Mama roo.
- 56:14Speaker 1: For those of you who don't know what it is,
- 56:15Speaker 1: it's like this oval thing you put your kid in it.
- 56:18Speaker 1: It's got like the mobile or mobile. You can literally
- 56:23Speaker 1: pick six different settings.
- 56:25Speaker 2: And it like moves around.
- 56:27Speaker 1: Yeah, you can go in circles, you can go up
- 56:29Speaker 1: and down, you can do a zigzag, and you can
- 56:31Speaker 1: do speeds one, two or three.
- 56:33Speaker 2: And we came up with a bright idea to make
- 56:37Speaker 2: an adult one like just all you have to do
- 56:39Speaker 2: is make it like a mattress size. You put the
- 56:41Speaker 2: mattress on it and then it just sways it and then
- 56:43Speaker 2: just build a.
- 56:45Speaker 1: You need to be able to move it to where
- 56:47Speaker 1: like it could prop you up or lower. Dude, people
- 56:51Speaker 1: put lazy boys in their house like in front of
- 56:53Speaker 1: the TV. Just put two of those, you and your
- 56:55Speaker 1: lover sitting a just rocking back and forth.
- 56:58Speaker 2: I would never get out of bed. Just could you
- 57:01Speaker 2: imagine waking up softly moving I go right back.
- 57:04Speaker 3: To bed, right back to bed.
- 57:06Speaker 1: It'd be the equivalent to me taking a puff of weed,
- 57:11Speaker 1: you know that feeling Back in the day.
- 57:13Speaker 2: My favorite kept.
- 57:14Speaker 1: The pen next to the bed. You'd wake up, hit
- 57:16Speaker 1: it right back to bed.
- 57:18Speaker 2: That My favorite thing, though, was taking like three hundred
- 57:23Speaker 2: milligrams of Yeah. I would eat like three hundred, four
- 57:28Speaker 2: hundred milligrams. Me and my buddy, Oh, Taylor, Yeah, Taylor, Taylor.
- 57:35Speaker 2: We would get so ripped, and then we would get Hector's.
- 57:41Speaker 1: Oh the old Moca sala.
- 57:43Speaker 2: Yeah, and then we would watch either Live PD or
- 57:47Speaker 2: COTS and just pass out.
- 57:51Speaker 1: Imagine, well you can't do it now, but imagine doing
- 57:53Speaker 1: all of that in.
- 57:57Speaker 2: A bed of roof. Betty Root adult roue, adulta roue
- 58:03Speaker 2: will hit.
- 58:03Speaker 1: Sounds like adulterer an adults R.
- 58:07Speaker 2: Let's go back to the better room.
- 58:10Speaker 1: I'm not great, and I I'm good at names.
- 58:12Speaker 2: I just throw a shitload and then one sounds good.
- 58:14Speaker 1: Yeah, something's bound to stick you guys, Thank you for
- 58:17Speaker 1: listening to another episode of the Give Them All a Podcast.
- 58:19Speaker 1: I thoroughly enjoyed myself, and I feel like I got
- 58:21Speaker 1: an elephant off my chest by talking about peasants out.
- 58:24Speaker 3: So thank you guys for being the soundboard.
- 58:27Speaker 1: I really needed that. I'm gonna catch you guys on
- 58:29Speaker 1: Monday for a bonus episode and again next Wednesday. Bye bye,