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183: Lemony Snigglet · Wine & Audacity

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  Speaker 1: If they had followed the book the way it was,
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: it would have been ahead to be on Playboy Channel.
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  Speaker 2: Triple X, X, X, X. You would have had to
• 0:18
  Speaker 2: go buy that shit off the place.
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: It didn't look exactly like the book because that shit
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: was nasty. Shout out to Zach. And then once I
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: finally seen that lady, I said, this little old lady
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  Speaker 1: is right.
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  Speaker 2: And she was old, old, but. She was like her
• 0:32
  Speaker 2: 40s or 50s writing those books, right?
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  Speaker 1: I said, didn't you see that she was writing these?
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  Speaker 1: Not old in a disrespectful way. Don't take it like that.
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  Speaker 3: Don't take it like that.
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  Speaker 1: But that's not, I'm thinking it was like a young one,
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: like a young chick writing these books. Like, I was
• 0:49
  Speaker 1: not expecting this. That's from my mama. I seen the picture.
• 0:53
  Speaker 2: I said, I know you. That's probably freaky, lady. You
• 0:57
  Speaker 2: got a vivid imagination.
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: So speaking of remakes, y'all know that I think it
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: was announced on, it was.
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: Two things, two TV shows recently.
• 1:06
  Speaker 1: But before I get into those TV shows, hey y'all,
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: we just happened for you. Happy Wednesday. Happy October and shit.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: It's spooky season. Ooh. It's sweet potato and apple cider season.
• 1:22
  Speaker 1: Fuck pumpkin.
• 1:24
  Speaker 2: Fuck pumpkin spice lattes.
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: Fuck punk.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck punk. Fuck punk.
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  Speaker 4: Fuck punk.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck punk. Fuck punk.
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: Fuck punk. Fuck punk.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck punk.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck punk. Fuck punk. Fuck punk. Fuck punk. Fuck punk.
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: Fuck punk.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck punk.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck punk.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck punk.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck punk. Fuck punk. Fuck punk. But also This guy
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  Speaker 1: was your Yeah But also Welcome to this week's episode
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  Speaker 1: of One in Audacity I can't You had to remember
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  Speaker 1: what I was going to say Yeah I was trying
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: to clarify what that nigga just said My name is
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: Brandon Scar I'm joined by two of my favorite people
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  Speaker 1: in the world How y'all feeling this week my niggas?
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  Speaker 2: Blessed and highly favored Amen Glory The shit in the
• 2:25
  Speaker 2: car cold?
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  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. Be your blessed and highly favored. How you feeling, bro?
• 2:34
  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: I woke up that morning. You woke up that morning?
• 2:38
  Speaker 2: I woke up that morning. You flawless? I went this way.
• 2:43
  Speaker 2: And I went that way. Making sure you got all
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  Speaker 2: your limbs.
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: Up and down, right?
• 2:47
  Speaker 2: And I still got that fit. I fit my knees.
• 2:50
  Speaker 2: I was like, no cracks. Man, it only been a week, bitch.
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: In case y'all haven't told, haven't, you know, figured out
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  Speaker 1: yet or been told, smoke detectors back. Because now niggas
• 3:08
  Speaker 1: black white noise.
• 3:13
  Speaker 2: I tuned it out again.
• 3:15
  Speaker 1: Seasonal appearance. I changed it. I changed it. But back
• 3:22
  Speaker 1: to what we were discussing about remakes of TV shows
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  Speaker 1: and stuff. I'm pretty sure y'all have heard by now,
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: but we finally, after over a year of waiting, have
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  Speaker 1: a trailer and a release date for season three of PBAN.
• 3:37
  Speaker 2: Down in the valley where the girls get naked. It's
• 3:40
  Speaker 2: the final season.
• 3:42
  Speaker 1: Everybody told her to do that. Fuck you for that, Tori. Well,
• 3:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, I did look like 12 years. We had
• 3:48
  Speaker 1: to wait 62 years for this season. Season two came out, what,
• 3:55
  Speaker 1: 2021 or 2022?
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  Speaker 2: Because it was delayed because of COVID.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because it was what came out before that. Yeah. And
• 4:01
  Speaker 2: it was delayed because of COVID.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So, yeah.
• 4:05
  Speaker 2: So, season three of P-Valley is coming back. The whole
• 4:07
  Speaker 2: season was centered around COVID. Yeah.
• 4:09
  Speaker 1: Because grandmother.
• 4:11
  Speaker 2: We almost lost grandmother, yo. Grandmother Ernestine.
• 4:13
  Speaker 1: We almost lost grandmother. The legend that is Loretta DeVern.
• 4:16
  Speaker 1: I love me some damn Loretta. You know what? That
• 4:19
  Speaker 1: is my auntie in my head.
• 4:22
  Speaker 2: This past week. Get up and take that shit off.
• 4:24
  Speaker 1: Over the past couple weeks, I have been listening to
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  Speaker 1: the soundtrack for Dreamgirls, the Broadway original cast report. Dreamgirls, boy.
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  Speaker 2: I've been listening to it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It's like stupid.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: The writer of the rhyme was singing her dope, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: So it's Cheryl Lee Ryle. So I have the record.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I got a pretty solid record collection at
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  Speaker 1: the house. Do you? I actually have Dreamgirls on the
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  Speaker 1: Broadway cast recording. Original pressing from 1982 and above. Did
• 5:05
  Speaker 1: y'all know that... You know, when I was listening to
• 5:08
  Speaker 1: the record at home, they had, you know, the records
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  Speaker 1: could come in liner notes.
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  Speaker 2: Phylicia Rashad was listed in the liner notes as one
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  Speaker 2: of the chorus members.
• 5:16
  Speaker 1: I did. Did you?
• 5:19
  Speaker 2: It's Phylicia Rashad, wasn't it? Phylicia Allen, for short.
• 5:23
  Speaker 1: Allen Ayers.
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  Speaker 2: Ayers.
• 5:25
  Speaker 1: Ayers Allen.
• 5:26
  Speaker 2: Ayers Allen.
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  Speaker 1: No. Ayers Allen.
• 5:27
  Speaker 2: It's for me. Oh, nigga, I was about to say,
• 5:30
  Speaker 2: they couldn't take it off. They're going to take your car.
• 5:33
  Speaker 1: That's a washing machine. She washing clothes. It's Ayers Allen.
• 5:40
  Speaker 1: Her last name is Allen. But Felicia's name is Ayers Allen.
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  Speaker 2: Felicia Rashad was listed in the chorus in Dreamgirls. I
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  Speaker 2: was like, I love me some Felicia Rashad.
• 5:53
  Speaker 1: I went into a nerd who decides to research shit
• 5:57
  Speaker 1: while I'm going into stuff. I started watching a lot
• 6:00
  Speaker 1: of clips and a lot of, like, backstory about the
• 6:03
  Speaker 1: original Broadway production of Dreamgirls. We know that Jennifer Lewis
• 6:08
  Speaker 1: originally read or developed the part for Effie before Jennifer
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  Speaker 1: Hudson got it.
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  Speaker 2: Jennifer Holiday.
• 6:14
  Speaker 1: You? Well, yeah. Holiday.
• 6:17
  Speaker 2: It's a lot of Jennifers. My bad. The Moses gonna
• 6:20
  Speaker 2: take your card, my boy.
• 6:22
  Speaker 1: Technically not, because I said Hudson. I mean, she just
• 6:24
  Speaker 1: popped up 30 years later.
• 6:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, I got the Jennifer, right?
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: It's just the one I need. Jennifer Holliday.
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  Speaker 2: And I forgot who's currently playing her. They've revived it
• 6:35
  Speaker 2: for Broadway. Well, they're going to. They haven't started yet.
• 6:38
  Speaker 2: Jennifer Hudson's producing. That's in Talks to Play. I cannot remember.
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: Amber Riley played it on the West End in London.
• 6:46
  Speaker 1: She won the Lawrence Olivier Award. I love me some Amber.
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  Speaker 2: Patrice Riley. Love Amber Riley.
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  Speaker 1: Baby, I knew.
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  Speaker 2: I told you.
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  Speaker 1: When she was on Man Sang, I said, child, I
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  Speaker 1: don't need no clues. You know their voice. I said,
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  Speaker 1: I know their voice and them hips. I love me
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  Speaker 1: some Amber.
• 7:03
  Speaker 2: You love us some Amber, bro.
• 7:04
  Speaker 4: You know what she said?
• 7:04
  Speaker 2: She heard with both Todd and Nicole Scherzinger. She, she, she, she, she. Whitney,
• 7:10
  Speaker 2: Whitney used to call her Scherzinger. Um, but.
• 7:15
  Speaker 1: Don't take the damn thing back.
• 7:16
  Speaker 2: It's fine. It's, it's black. You won't get to stand up.
• 7:20
  Speaker 1: Anyway, but did y'all know that the par for Effie
• 7:22
  Speaker 1: White was originally developed for Nell Carter? Yeah.
• 7:25
  Speaker 2: And didn't y'all get sick or something?
• 7:27
  Speaker 1: No, she decided to fill in the soap Ryan's Hope
• 7:29
  Speaker 1: back in the late 70s. And then... It was something
• 7:32
  Speaker 1: else she was supposed to play in and she ended
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  Speaker 1: up getting... She got sick.
• 7:36
  Speaker 2: I think before she died. It was years later.
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  Speaker 1: I forgot what it was. I don't know why I
• 7:40
  Speaker 1: thought it was true. That's right, because that came out
• 7:42
  Speaker 1: in the 70s. Early 80s.
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  Speaker 2: Early 80s.
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  Speaker 1: 80s too. 81. No, she died in the early 90s.
• 7:47
  Speaker 2: No, she died in the early 2000s. No, what's that?
• 7:50
  Speaker 2: The late 90s, early 2000s. Give me a break, come out.
• 7:53
  Speaker 1: That was mid-80s. Right, and then she was on Amen.
• 7:57
  Speaker 1: What shit? She didn't have a big role on Amen.
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: She guest starred a couple of episodes. She was supposed
• 8:04
  Speaker 1: to be married to Deacon Ernest Fry. And he only
• 8:09
  Speaker 1: married her because I think he was trying to get
• 8:11
  Speaker 1: her in a choir or something at the church. And
• 8:13
  Speaker 1: then she found out and she spammed someone.
• 8:15
  Speaker 2: She was flip-flopping his little ass all over the place.
• 8:17
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I love Amen.
• 8:18
  Speaker 2: Amen was on 2B4Y. I was re-watching it. I love it.
• 8:21
  Speaker 2: I love Amen.
• 8:22
  Speaker 1: But so many people that we know of as TV
• 8:27
  Speaker 1: and movie legends. After she died from cancer. So many
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: of our legends, our screen legends, our TV legends, the
• 8:37
  Speaker 1: Black ones, got their start on Broadway. Cheryl Lee Ralph,
• 8:40
  Speaker 1: Loretta Devine, Jennifer Lewis, Jennifer Holliday, Oba Babatunde played CeCe
• 8:45
  Speaker 1: White in the stage play. Cleavon Derricks was Jimmy Thunder Earl.
• 8:54
  Speaker 1: So many people got their start on Broadway. And it's like,
• 8:59
  Speaker 1: I think Jennifer Lewis mentioned in the interviews that she
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: did that you had to be like a triple threat
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: to be a celebrity or be a star because you
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: had to know how to sing.
• 9:08
  Speaker 2: And act and dance and move.
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: Debbie Allen is a perfect example of that.
• 9:12
  Speaker 2: How she went from acting to choreographing. She was a dancer.
• 9:14
  Speaker 1: She was in West Side Story. Fame. I didn't know
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: Felicia Rashad was going to Broadway back there before the
• 9:23
  Speaker 1: God show, but she was.
• 9:24
  Speaker 2: Damn, man. We love our legends. I adore both of
• 9:30
  Speaker 2: those sisters. That's true, true, Tame.
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: But if, I will say, you don't necessarily have to
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: be in the musicals, but usually not, but Dreamgirls for me,
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: this has been on repeat past couple weeks.
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: I love Dreamgirls. And I think I told you I
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: found a recording on YouTube.
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: It was in 1982.
• 9:49
  Speaker 2: But it was the full Broadway play of Dreamgirls.
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: With Shirley Rouse, Loretta Devine, Jennifer Holliday on a stage performing. Now,
• 10:05
  Speaker 1: mind you, I guess it was back in early age.
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: They had to have a whole fucking TV camera in there.
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: But you could see them moving and they look amazing.
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: Cheryl's still one of the baddest. She is. Is she
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: 70 yet?
• 10:17
  Speaker 2: She just turned 70. That's not bad. She just turns
• 10:21
  Speaker 2: to him.
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: Ooh, baby, I love me some Shirley from. Yeah.
• 10:24
  Speaker 2: I'm going to cut that out because you think copyright infringement.
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: But, like, they looked, they were dancing and singing. They
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: asked off on.
• 10:32
  Speaker 2: That damn stage, man. It's... I don't know. I'm still
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: here showing this all the time. I should find it.
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: I've seen... I've seen it. No, I've seen it.
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: I've seen it, bro.
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: The Lion King. Like, that's the only thing I've seen.
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: You went to New York to see it, bro?
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: Long time. Like, when they... Very, very, very first came
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: out when we were younger. We went on a bus
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: trip to New York and we went to see The
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: Lion King. I would like to see it again. And
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: I wanted to see Decker County Park.
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: That show, it's been on probably just in like, what, 20,
• 11:03
  Speaker 2: 20 minutes? I was, and I also wanted to see that.
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: One with, with a snake.
• 11:11
  Speaker 2: Michelle Williams? I didn't want to see. I didn't want
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: to see. I didn't want to see that.
• 11:16
  Speaker 1: She's gone.
• 11:16
  Speaker 2: I think Michelle already. Yeah, Michelle's gone already. But I
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: would love to have seen it when she was in it.
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: And I also wanted to see, because me and the
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: cousins were talking. I wanted to see the Michael Jackson one.
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: And I wanted to see, I want to go see
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: the one with Cedric and Taraji.
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah. What is it? Something joke time.
• 11:37
  Speaker 4: What is the name?
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: Tracee Ellis Ross is doing a one-woman show on Broadway.
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: I forget the name of it. Whoopi Goldberg also has,
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: I think, her one-woman show is revived. She's producing it.
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: I think another woman is playing, reprising Whoopi's role on Broadway.
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: I think I'm about to cut this part out, but
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: if you want to see the original Dreamgirls play, move fast,
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: because they might be taking that. But there is somebody
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: recorded video of it. It's poor quality because it's 1982, 1981.
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: My parents.
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: Had just met.
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: They just started fucking.
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: They just started.
• 12:22
  Speaker 4: Fucking.
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: But there was the original stage production of Dream Nerves
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: is on YouTube. It is poor quality, but it is
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: there in full from beginning to end with the original cast.
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: If you got some time, it's a couple hours long,
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: but go ahead and watch it. They was, they was.
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: If y'all need to sit and watch that fucking World
• 12:46
  Speaker 3: of Warcraft, y'all can sit for a couple hours.
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: I watched the World of Warcraft. Oh, I flipped back
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: and forth. If y'all watch the Wreak the Franklin's Furniture.
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: Y'all can watch that shit, bro. That furniture was two
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: days long. It's still going. They took that, they took
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: the fucking, fucking I ain't going to lie.
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: With Read the Streamer, I said, all right, God damn it.
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: I turned it off at work, got home, and it
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: was still on. They was replaying it. I said, wait,
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: I didn't see this part.
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: Replay that shit like the first BET Awards. We was
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: in basic training.
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: I had two monitors at my desk at work. I
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: think it was the Detroit Free Press or maybe it
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: might have been the New York Times or Chicago Tribune.
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: But a newspaper was doing a live stream of it,
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: so I had it on one screen and I had
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: to work on it. After about six hours, I was like,
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: is she coming back? Y'all still doing it?
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: I started to cry. They let everybody in the industry sing.
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: Everybody had speeches, Lord.
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: And the new niggas started singing the Michael Jackson free
• 13:53
  Speaker 3: will song.
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: I have to be honest to my people.
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: If you remember one.
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: Of our old clips.
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: I do have a podcast.
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: I owe y'all an apology. But I'm going to get
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: to it. So if you remember a few episodes ago
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: or a few clips ago, a few months ago.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: When Shauna's mother called and I answered the phone, I
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: got called out for my colleagues. And she asked me
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: what time I got here. I was flabbergasted because I
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: didn't think she was going to ask me.
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: So I had to flip. I showed up late at
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: the end of the day. Real late.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: Like a hour plus late. Call time was at 12 noon.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: I got here about 1.30.
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: In his defense, it was beyond his control today. I
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: got pulled over by Popo.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: That's a sound of holy. It was, and I was
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: scared as shit. I was like, well, that's a sound
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: of holy.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: Pulled over.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: Now, I don't... Pull over that ass too fast. So,
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: I was confused because I was like, well, it's daytime.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: I don't smoke. I don't engage in any of the
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: marital waters. I don't smoke. So, I was emanating from
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: my car for this glade plug and I got in
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: the air.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: I was like, what's happening?
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: What's that?
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: Banana fresh kush?
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know. That's Hawaiian or low-power. That's the good shit.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: Speaking of, AutoZone had the cherry blossom joints, the Febreze ones.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: I got an extra one in the car.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: Do you want that?
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'll get you. It's no good, too. I love it.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: Anyway, see him get trapped. So, I got pulled over.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: And I was real confused. I was like, well, what?
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: He was like, sir, you know, your taillight is out.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: I said, it is?
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, you know, I pulled over.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: You know, I was behind you at the stoplight.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: And your right light came on, but your left one didn't.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, damn. So, I got out the car.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: I had to call the lights.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: He was like, oh, damn.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: I was like, I didn't know.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: He was like, man, you know what's happening.
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't know. I mean, granted, I'm not looking
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: at the back of the car. I'm in the car driving. Man,
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: I ain't got time for that bullshit. Did you do that?
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: I don't pay this shit.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: So I was like, it was the thing.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: This happened.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: I actually left the house at like 11, 15 for once.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: I was like, I got time to go to the
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: dumpster and get me a little breakfast. I can get
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: chunas all the time.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: That ain't happening.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: But, so I had to go to the auto zone.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: And he gave me a warning. The man was kind
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: of fine. But, He gave me one. He said, man,
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: just go.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: It's early.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: You know, Saturday. I checked you. I gave you tags.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: You ain't got nothing on. You ain't got no warnings
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: or no more stuff. He said, just go ahead. Get
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: it fixed. I said, cool.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: He gave me the warning and let me go. So
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: I said, I.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: Should have. Titties.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: Titties is titties.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: No, it's a nipple. It's a meat.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Titties.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Niggas still suck on them all the same.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: Titties. Hey. You see that in public? So, I went
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: to the AutoZone. I texted Sean and said, hey, I
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: called on FaceTime. I just got pulled over. I got
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: to go to AutoZone to change my taillight. So, I
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: got to the AutoZone and I literally was like, what's
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: that woman?
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: AutoZone.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: So, I went to the AutoZone and I had to
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: change my left taillight. Thank God for YouTube University and
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: TikTok University. Because while I was there, I changed my
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: left rear tail light, the light above my license plate
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: on the trunk, and both of my front light bulbs.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: $ 100 later, well, I had to pay for all the
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: lights and the trim removed in gloves. Well, $ 120 later
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: for five lights. I mean, hey, I did it and
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: took an hour to do all five of them.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: Hey, I'm here. I got new lights.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: The only bad part is it's daytime. So I tried to,
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: you know, when you pull up behind people in traffic,
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: you cut your lights on.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: If it's dark enough, you can actually see the reflection.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: I was like, well, it's bright. I couldn't see.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: So I went, when I pulled up and parked, I
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: cut the lights on, got off the car, and I
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: checked off all the lights.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: So my lights are working. But yeah, if you ever
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: need to change your lights and shit. Had it been me,
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: I'd place it.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: He gave me a warning.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: He gave me a warning. It wasn't like he gave.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: Me a ticket or like a repair ticket to say,
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: you can't drive this bitch into. You sure?
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: That nigga just gave you a pass. He was trying
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: to tell you.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Nigga, he was cute, but he didn't ask you for
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: my number.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, shit. We did it a fucking game.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: The recorder wasn't on. So, welcome to the podcast. I
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: think it's time for question of the week. That's my cue.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: In my defense, we got distracted because the bitch wasn't
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: plugged in. But it's on now. And it's time for
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: question of the week. So, I'm going to say for
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: the record, the last episode we did, that was a
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: two-hour recording session. I took the bulk of it out,
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: so I don't know how much of it y'all will see.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: But the first part of that episode don't have good sound.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: And then the second part Has got to be in
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: the last hour or so of it. This is going
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: to be trimmed down a little bit, but yeah. It's
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: on now.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: Thank you for looking because I would have been just yapping.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Yo.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: That would have been crazy as shit.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: We'd have to put the little screen saver shit up
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: for them so they can bang the air niggas and
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: they're going to sit on that screen like.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I just have to go in and edit...
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: And put the filters and shit on the camera. Take
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: off the backup audio because if it wasn't on sound, all.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: Y'all would see it. Ah, yo, you could do some
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: shit like that. Give it a sepia tone and then
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: play some crazy ass old music.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, well, we back. We live, bitch. And it's time
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: for question.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Of the week. Jesus fix it.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: At least I ain't fault. I almost felt the shit.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: I ain't even pull this shit.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: I ain't even pull this shit.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: You ready for question of the week?
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. All right.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Let's get into it. Let's get into it.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: The fuck was that? I don't know. Welcome to question
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: of the week segment of the show. Well, I scoured
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: the interwebs, read my TikTok FYP, but not today, because
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: I'm actually pulling this one from threads. I find videos
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: of prompts, pull them, save them in our group chat,
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: and then pull it out on the show for y'all
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: to read.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: I mean, to listen to.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: This question of the week, shit, I forgot to spill.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: I'm throwing off the deck. Shit.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: I got the episode time.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: No, let me sneak it. Jesus. A series of unfortunate events.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Fucking petty, yo.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Lemony Snigley.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: What I did?
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: Lemony Snigley.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: Yo, you just pulled an awesome and mild move, yo.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: That's a series of unfortunate events.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Shit to shit.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Oh no, I just text Trey something. What you did?
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: I had a question.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: What was the question?
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, shit.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, that is a mild question.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: I had questions.
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: You know how things is linked. I was like, what
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: the fuck is going on with your PlayStation upstairs?
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: And it's a sad day.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: I just wanted to make sure he didn't get anybody's
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: damn call information.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: But I also hope he's not logged into his own
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: PlayStation account and not his roommate's. It is because it
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: came to his email.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, that would make sense, Dumb Dumb. I'm the Dumb Dumb.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: It's time for question of the week. He's going to
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: say also, hi, mom. Daddy, why didn't you say hi, nigga?
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: I didn't. He's like, you're rude, motherfucker.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: The fuck is this? I usually do that to him.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: That's why. Oh, no. Oh, hey. LOL. I'll be doing
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: a new job.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Like, hi, Trey.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: He'll be like, oh, shit. Sorry. Hi, mom.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: By the way, hi, bitch. Hello to you, too.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Shit. Anyway. Time for the prompt, niggas. What's something you
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: found out years later and immediately went, wait, that's what
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: was fucking happening? I want delayed plot twists from your
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: own life.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: You ready?
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Let's get it. While I was growing up, my grandfather
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: was always eager to write in his journal. Little me
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: thought it was just a diary about his day-to-day life.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: He was always the type eager to get into deep
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: conversations and bond too. Before he died, he told everyone
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: to read it once he was gone. Turned out, it
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: was 40 years of daily entries that weren't about his
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: day at all. It was him outing every secret and
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: gossip that had ever been confided to him from all
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: of the various family members. Yo.
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: Baby, the way that book would have disappeared when I
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: left that house because I took it with me. I
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: would have been sitting right on my couch with a
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: glass of wine.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Like, Can you imagine? This bitch is what? Oh, I
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: knew it.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: I told my mother that lady wasn't worth a damn.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Ha ha ha. I knew he didn't look like this.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: I knew it.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, baby. I only read a little bit. And
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: then somebody come at you at Thanksgiving.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, really, bitch? That's what we're talking about? Did you
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: tell Uncle Charles that Little Charles not his and that
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: it's his best friend, Mr.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Johnny from down the street? Oh, you ain't know that?
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: It's real funny how you fuck up with me, Aunt Cookie.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Or should I say Uncle David?
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Ooh. Ooh.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: He was always soft and dainty.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Like, you were always talking about how somebody ain't got
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: no koof, but you was sucking dick behind the liquor
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: store for cray. I don't have koof. You don't have koochie.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: We still even, bitch. Thanks, Aunt David. I mean, Uncle Cookie.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, oh!
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Let me go ahead and get some more yams.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Anybody need anything? I always knew you was my uncle.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Your uncle T? Got me messed up.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: That's diabolical as fuck. I kind of carry it on.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: I like it.
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: Damn, I wish they hadn't sold my grandmother's house on
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: Cherry Hill.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: I wonder what kind of shit I'd have found out there.
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: They didn't give me a good pot from out that boy.
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: That thing had a lot of seasoning in it.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: What's something you found out years later and immediately went, wait!
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: That's what fucking happened? I want delayed plot twists from
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: your life. The day I realized the strict teacher everyone
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: hated was actually protecting us from a much bigger problem.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: I spent years thinking she just hated our class. Then
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: I found out why. Wait, that's what happened? That's what happened?
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Follow up comment. What was the much bigger problem? I
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: am very concerned. No response from OP. What do you
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: think about it, man? I hate when people do that online.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: You're going to start spelling T and then disappear. I
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: got questions. You can put us in your business.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Tell us all the business.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: I spoke back 100 videos on some of that stuff.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: It sounds like you're just the motherfucking one that they
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: was trying.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: To hide from. Maybe the principal was the predator.
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: Or the OP is the predator.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Well, Okay, great.
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: That's diabolical.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: It's a zero for me because I want to know
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: what the fuck happened.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: No, but that's why it's diabolical because now you got
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: the whole fucking world wondering what the fuck happened.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: I want to know what happened.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Package? The hell was they wearing a prostitution ring or something?
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Might have been.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: I want delayed plot twists from your own life.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Growing up, my parents had yes on Prop 8 signs
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: in our front yard because the church our girlfriend told
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: them to. We used to go outside and pick up
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: the signs and wave them around at cars passing by
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: thinking we were helping our church. Now that I actually
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: know what Prop 8 was, I am sick to my
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: stomach that my parents let us do that. For those
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: of y'all who don't know, Proposition 8 was a ballot
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: proposition and constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage in California.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. Follow-up comment to that.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: My aunt used to take us, take my cousins out
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: of school to carry signs at anti-abortion protests outside of
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: free clinics. You didn't know no better. It wasn't your fault.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, in that case, y'all didn't know. Fuck your parents.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Yep, yeah. Right then.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: Fuck your parents.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: I ain't nothing to say to that shit, boy.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Bitch.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: You bitch.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: You dirty bitch.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Next one. I want delayed plot twists from your own life.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: I worked for a very famous lawyer and was so excited.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: A movie had recently been made about him. One of
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: my first assignments was getting flats of water from every
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Walmart in every county in California. I thought we were
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: on the precipice of something big. Due to life changes,
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: I moved out of state and stopped working for him.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Years later, his wife, whom we always giggled over being
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: so young and blonde, joined a reality TV show. So
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: I was glued to my screen. I'm sure most of
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: you figure out what happened next.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: I didn't. What happened? She's talking about Tom Girardi. Eric
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: is husband? Yep. Oh, Lord. Oh, my God. Incorrect. What?
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: And the reason why he's talking about, the OP is
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: talking about Tom Girardi is because he was a part
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: of the Aaron Brockovich case. Ha!
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: Flats of water!
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: Didn't know that.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: I didn't either.
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: You know, I ain't start watching that damn show that
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: Garcelle came on in season 72.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: I want delayed plot twists from your own life. I
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: got into writing fan fiction and wrote a one-shot based
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: on a previous relationship I I had been in. The
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: reviews kept pointing out how well I wrote abuse. I
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: was like, wait, what? They pointed out how well she.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: That wasn't a plot twist in the.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: Story, but alright.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: So, I'll say this. Yeah, you got to get niche writing, baby.
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: Keep it up.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Tell your stories. Mm-hmm.
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, keep it up. Mm-hmm. You're going to make a
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: pretty penny, and you know how to pay your therapist.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. But he's hip. Next one.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: I want delayed plot twists from your own life. My
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: two older brothers and I were in high school at
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: the same time. I played sports and did well in school. Funny,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: no boys came near me. Friend zone, platonic. I was
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: tall and just assumed that must be it. Years later,
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: at a bar, a guy approached me and said, man,
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: I had the biggest crush on you in high school,
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: but your brothers told me they would kick my ass. What?
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: All that time, I was just.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: I just.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: Thought I wasn't attractive.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Bitch, you knew.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: You knew. You knew your brother was... You think so?
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: I don't think she knew. She know. How you know
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: she know?
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Come on, yo.
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: She said, she said, she said, like, come.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: On, nobody talk to you, y'all.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Everybody always put.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: You in the friend zone, bitch.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: You knew.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: It happens.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Nah.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: They did the same thing to Leslie Wright in Just Right.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: They kept putting her in the friend zone because she
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: knew basketball and all that stuff like that, and they
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: kept seeing her as a homegirl, damn it.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: Nah, yo.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: It happens. You got two. Come on.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: It happens.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: She got older brothers.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: She got older brothers.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: I'm older.
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: I'm older.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Bitch, don't cock block me. It happens.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: Be protective, sure. But don't stop everybody from.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Talking to me.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Step in until I tell you to step in.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: I thought I had a big forehead. Like, you fuck.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: Bitches.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Next one. You know how many dick, how much dick
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: you talked out of?
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: Try me at the last time when she graduate, though. Jam.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Jam.
• 31:49
  Speaker 6: I would have I want delayed.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: I want delayed plot twists from your own life I
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: remember doing a tornado drill one morning in school as
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: practice that afternoon the sky went green and we had
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: to follow exactly what we did in the drill for
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: years I thought about how crazy of a coincidence that
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: was Then I got older and realized there was a
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: reason they were making us practice.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because tornadoes and fires, active shooter events.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: I used to be mad about sitting on the floor
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: under the window in a classroom until that motherfucker went
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: around shooting people randomly.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: We had active shooter drills in school?
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: No, we ain't doing it until... It wasn't until.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: It was after the sniper... Yeah. I think.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we was in high school.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. Well, in my first high school.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: No, I'm lying.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: I think it was after... Because didn't Columbine.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: Happen when we was in school? Middle school.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Middle school.
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: So it was after that.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was the D.C.
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: Sniper.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: It was after that.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: So it was prior to the D.C. Sniper after Columbine. Mm-hmm.
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: Well.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: My first high school I went to outside of Chicago
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: in the suburbs was in the middle of a cornfield.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: So we actually did have tornado drills. And my being
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: from the East Coast ass never saw a tornado in
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: my life was like, why are we sitting in the
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: hallway in there and stopping on the floor? And I
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: was like, so if a tornado comes and hits the
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: school and that big ass wall of plate glass windows
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: out there by the teacher's parking lot burst in, we
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: just going to get sucked out into the parking lot?
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to sit here.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: There's no place like home. There's no place like home.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: I was about to throw my legs up and click
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: my heels, but this ain't that kind of podcast.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: Also, we might get some more view. We had a
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: fire drill at work yesterday.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: But the fire chief came in and was like it's
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: only four of y'all in the building that can make
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: y'all get out so y'all go back to your office
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: I was like.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: Oh good to know I was like.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: He's like I just wanted to test the system make
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: sure it worked but it's just four of y'all in
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: the whole damn building so I see all y'all standing
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: in the hallway y'all evacuated are y'all free I said
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: oh well oh well thank you Mr. Sir go back
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: to work let's go enjoy your lunch yeah yeah yeah
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: how the safety our safety officer Wasn't even there that day.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: He was teleworking. Anyway, next one. I want delayed plot
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: twists from your own life. I grew up very sheltered
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: in purity culture in the 90s. In 1999, in college,
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: a girl asked to use my computer. I clocked it
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: as weird because the computer lab had faster connections. She
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: said it was fine. We get to my dorm room
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: and chat, but she's not making a move to use
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: my computer. She looks at me with an odd look
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: and everything goes silent. I feel awkward and point her
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: to my PC. She then says she actually needs to go.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Years later, I realize she did not want to use
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: my computer.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: She was trying to get some dick? She could have
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: looked at it a different way, man.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: I think PC meant personal cock.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Cock. Cock.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: She's waiting for you to make the first move.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: No.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Talk about people missing social cues. Missing social cues and
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: first moves.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: I hate it. I recall the time I did that,
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: and these niggas got on me for months after that.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Before I came out.
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm going to be honest with you, my boy.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: When you said it, I said it in like.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: She was throwing ass at me, and I was like...
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Ass for days.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. I was like, well, Brandon, I had to fuck
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: this shit.
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: I had shit out of it.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: Good Lord.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: It was right there.
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: You didn't see it?
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: I was oblivious. I seen dick change in front of me, too.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh. Titties look nice.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: Okay. I mean, I remember. This nigga was like, nigga!
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: I remember.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Had another dessert, this bitch fucking potato salad and some
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: fried cabbage.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: And we looking like, that ain't what she wanted, nigga.
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: She wanted to be mixed and mashed and seasoned and
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: shit like that.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: She looked like it, too, bro. Like, she was into
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: some real freaky shit.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Might have been. Had a big old butt. She did.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: And some D-cups.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Boy, I like it, boy. She was a pretty girl.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: And that New York accent. Yeah, man. We're still friends.
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: She just had a baby, by the way. She's like
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: a skinny Nishanti, bro.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah. They went to the same high school, too, by
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: the way. All right, next one. I didn't know.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. What
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: are you doing?
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: I didn't know. It's all good.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: It's all good, bro, because you still in there like
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: some what?
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah. That's my girl.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: I didn't know!
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Word to Nippy. Word to Nippy.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to tell you, nigga, you be on that
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: shit like.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: They was so confused. I was like, what y'all confused about?
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: I was confused. In my defense, I.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: Am still oblivious when people flirt with me. Even when
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: niggas do it today, I'm.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Like, why you grinning and skinning in my face? What
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: you want?
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: I am oblivious. It wasn't because I like the peen
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: in the boy booty. Man booty, man booty. I don't
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: believe there's people flirting with me. That was a good save, nigga.
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: Ain't no boy. Ain't no Kelly over here.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: Baby, you gotta be at least 35 to ride this ride. Hello?
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: Message.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: I need 1994 model year or older. If you were
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: born after 94, baby, I can't do nothing with you. Godspeed.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Godspeed. Wait, that's 32. But look, 34, and you got
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: to be a special, special somebody born in 94 to.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Make me look at you. Everybody else.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: I can't do it.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: 35 old. The ride is a ride.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: 35 pushing it for me. Also, I don't think I
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: could date somebody pushing 50. I mean, that's a little
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: too old for me. You're the same age as my siblings.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: I can't do nothing with you, brother.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: I didn't Mr.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: Charles, I can't do nothing with you.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Not Mr. Charles. I dated one, but I didn't know
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: he was that old.
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: Speaking of.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm not one of these policing people.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: We wasn't dating. We was hunting.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: But also, I.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Ain't trying to change kids' diapers in my husband's diapers, too.
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: I mean.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: She sent that nigga to the upper room. I'm feeding
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: him potato salad and feeding him baby food. Next one.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: I want to delay plot twists from your own life.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: My aunt had been living with the same lady for
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: 35 years. They were in the Air Force together, ended
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: up buying a house in California together. Always had separate relationships.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: in the house but never once dated anybody either of
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: them so a year ago my cousin my aunt's daughter
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: commented on a facebook post of mine but had changed
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: her name to her first name and middle name instead
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: of her first and last well it just then dawned
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: on me and i was like mom Taylor's middle name
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: is Janelle. What's Jan's first name? Jan is the lady
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: who lives with my aunt. Well, Jan is a nurse,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: so we were able to look her license up. And
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: lo and behold, her full name is Janelle. My aunt
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: is gay and Jan has been her partner and they
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: raised my cousin together. I just always wondered if my
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: cousin knows, but I would never, ever bring it up
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: to ask her.
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: I found out the same thing about one of my aunts.
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: I thought that was her roommate for a long time.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: I was grown. That was her roommate. I was Trey's
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: age when I found out that that was her woman.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: And me and Gary was.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: Like, wait, what?
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: Wait, what?
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: My mama said, y'all didn't know that?
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: No.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Everybody told us nothing.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: You mean Aunt Betsy and Uncle Teresa's thing?
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Yep. She didn't like to wear them Kangols and them
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: bowler shirts. And she did.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: And she liked basketball. God rest her soul.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: And she liked basketball.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: And basketball.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: And basketball. But she didn't like ball. Well, at one
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: point she did because she did have children.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Lord Jesus.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't know. I didn't know.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: I was grown when I found out. Plot twist for
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: that ass.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: I said, Mom, Next one. I want delayed plot twists
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: from your own life. OK, so I was super close
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: to my dad when I was little and everyone, including
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: my mom, always said I looked like him when he passed.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: I was 14 at the time. I was devastated. And
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: the rift between my mom and I got bigger. Fast
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: forward to when I was 26. I was sitting with
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: my mom watching TV and during a commercial, decided to
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: finally look at my DNA matches on my ancestry DNA.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: I saw someone with the exact same percentage as my mom,
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: but had no idea who they were. So I showed
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: my mom the screen and asked her who it was.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: She looks and casually goes, oh, that's your biological dad.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: And then went back to watching TV. Y'all, she got
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: mad at me for making her pause the show and
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: explain what she meant. After years of telling me I
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: look exactly like my dad, I am suddenly told that
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: he isn't my biological dad. Yes, my dad knew. They
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: went to a sperm bank since my dad couldn't have
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: more kids. They were going to tell us once my
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: sister and I had both turned 16, but he died
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: and my mom forgot, apparently. Wow.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: That's insane.
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: She ain't forget.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: Y'all know that happened to Kerry Washington.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: She found out the man raised her wasn't her biological father.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so Carrie went on Finding Your Bruce with Dr.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Henry Louis Gates. It's a major show on PBS. I mean,
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: it's been off, I think, for a decade at this point.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: You should be watching this. It's a good show if
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: you like genealogy and family stories. But when Carrie signed
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: up for the show and told her parents, her parents
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: had to tell her that the man who raised her
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: was not her biological father. And that she was actually
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: conceived via a sperm donor at a fertility clinic.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Because I think her father... didn't, couldn't have children for
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: whatever reason.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: And the only reason she found out was because she,
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: after she had signed up for Finding Her Roots, she
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: was going to find out via the DNA that that
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: wasn't her daddy. Right. Wow.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: So, I wonder, them niggas that just be donating, um,
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: donating sperm, y'all don't, y'all don't ever think, like, like,
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: what happened?
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying?
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: Like, you see, you see a motherfucker that got your
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: face winning, like, the Nobel Peace Prize and shit, and
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: you sitting there, like, So I've learned that it.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: Depends on like.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: There are men who are considered prolific donors who father 50, 75, 100,
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: 200 plus children throughout the country. So they have children
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: all over the place. They just donate because they like
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: to donate sperm. And they do get paid for it.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: But also certain.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: You can... Certain... parents allow you to control the level
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: of access or level of involvement you have some sperm
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: donors don't want to be involved at all they don't
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: want any access but certain sperm don't other sperm donors
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: they will be involved so that like the parent the
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: child knows that's their biological parent the the mother and
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: the spouse be it a man or woman they may
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: have primary custody but they'll say hey you were conceived
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: via a sperm donor uh Jimmy Ray is the sperm donor.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: He's like a neuroscientist. He never wanted biological kids of
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: his own to raise, but he gave us this. He
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: said that you can maintain contact with him as you
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: get older because he is a part of you.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: But he didn't want to be a custodial permanent. He
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: didn't want you to live in the house with him.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: We conceived him because we were unable to have children biologically.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: And the parent may pop up for birthdays or like
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: graduations and weddings to say, hey, my bio dad's here.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: But, you know, it just depends on the level of
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: involvement that the people agree to.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: No, but I mean, what I'm saying, for them niggas,
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: but just, you know, just like for that, it's like
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: for them niggas that, like you said.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: They don't need a pizza. We're at the phasing.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: I want delayed plot twists from your own life. My
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: parents were divorced, but my dad was remarried. He would
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: come over to my mom and we'd have family weekends.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: We'd go to the movies, out to eat. It was great.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: He would even spend the night in my mother's room
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: and would be there in the morning for.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Us to have breakfast.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: I was told to not interrupt them while they were
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: in her room because they were having grown up discussions.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: They was talking all right. Let's get it on. Something
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: was talking.
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: Cheating ass bitch.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: I want to delete plot twists from your own life.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: While my grandmother was dying of cancer, she confessed to
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: my birther that she threatened my dad to stay away
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: from us. At the time this happened, she volunteered at
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: a correctional facility and told him, I know a lot
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: of people in low places and I can make you
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: disappear if you don't leave them alone. Oh, my. I
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: saw him maybe four or five times in my life.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: He died a year after she did, unfortunately, so I
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: never got his side of things. But I did find
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: out from my stepmom that my birther would constantly change
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: our phone number so he couldn't get a hold of us.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: And each time he was basically having to go through
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: the courts to get our info, he was still paying
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: child support so he could talk with me and send
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: holiday and birthday gifts. Birther was also apparently threatening and
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: berating stepmom before and after my dad died because she
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: was still having a relationship with me.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: Classic, you're not her real mother BS.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: That's a whole lot, a whole lot.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: Nowadays, I don't talk to my birther anymore.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't either, shit.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: What kind of shenanigans you got going on? That's diabolical.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: That was insane.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Next one. I want plot twists from your own life.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Or rather, I want delayed plot twists from your own life.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: When I was a kid, we lived in a big
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: family compound, three houses, 25 acres, cows, horses, pigs, everything
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: you could imagine. For Christmas one year, we were given bikes.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: I love that bike with everything in me. Then one
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: day it disappeared. Not only mine, but my five other
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: siblings bikes as well. Come to find out 22 years later,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: My mom, who was recovering from every drug imaginable at
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: the time, told me they gave the bikes to a
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: scrapyard a week after we got them so they could
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: get high. Bigger plot twist to follow. Turns out, my
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: entire family lived on the compound. Aunt, uncle, grandparents, and
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: their 60s older cousin. And they were all moving huge
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: amounts of dope while high out of their minds. Never
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: understood how they were able to stay home from work.
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: For years on end, though. They was pushing that weight.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: Time to move that dope. Time to move that dope.
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: Your baby was probably a drug deal, yo.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Probably was. Take this down to your auntie. Down the street.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Not to the Piggly Wiggly.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: The IGA.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: Piggly Wiggly.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: They're going to get me a pick five. And pay
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: my light bill.
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: Girl, I say, why don't you pay it online? Because
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: I'm going to pay it here. I ain't got to
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: pay a darn thing online. I'm going to break it
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: in and you're going to get it to the light company.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Shout out to EJ Speaks. She said her mama took
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: the shit out of me.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: That thing got some bounce on it. The way you drive,
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: I know you.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: Keep a ticket. Ain't that your cousin's car?
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: You're driving my defense.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Ain't you?
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: Alright, you ain't got no gospel tapes in there. What
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: was you doing this morning that you was late picking
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: me up? My appointment is at 11 o'clock, but I
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: wanted to try to get there about 8.45.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: Ma'am, The doctor's office is 15 minutes away. Why do
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: I need to pick you up at 8 o'clock?
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: I don't understand. I wanted to go to the Ross.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: Don't you need some stuff from the Ross? You know
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: that tablecloth in my living room? Got that from Ross. Oh, God.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: She play that role too good. She does. She plays
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: the shit out of that role.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: Did you see that video of her doing Mama at
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: the Grocery Store? Where's the oatmeal?
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: She said, oh no, if I ain't got a coupon
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: for it, don't put it in my buggy. And I
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: don't take it out. Get me them salt tea crackers
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: down there.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, down there. Is that Pearl? That's not Pearl.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: Let's do a couple more.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: I want delayed plot twists from your own life. I
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: went to a psychic about 14 years ago and walked
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: away feeling let down because all she did was talk
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: about my brother. I'm an only child, by the way.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: Four years later, my mom caught me frantically in the
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: middle of the night. A man had posted a picture
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: of his dad in a local Facebook group. He'd never
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: met him and only knew his first name. It was
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: my dad. I did indeed have a brother. Oh, wow.
• 50:20
  Speaker 6: Damn.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: Wow. Damn. Mm, mm, mm, mm.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: It'd be weird.
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: It'd be weird when you find out, you know, finding
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: out that you got a seven-year-old.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: I might got one. This is going to be the
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: last one, y'all.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: I want to delay plot twists from your own life.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: I fell in love with a boy at summer camp
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: when I was 12, and I thought he didn't want
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: to date me because I was fat. 20 years later,
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: he was involved in producing a Broadway play about plus-size women.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: As a friend said, there's signs from the universe, and
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: then there's a universe beating you over the head. that's
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: very interesting and that concludes the question of the week yeah.
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: Why you all why you all gliding for punishment babe like.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: You know that nigga ain't shit and you still you
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: still you still want to talk to him knowing that
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: he ain't shit.
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: It wasn't that he wasn't shit it was like.
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: That man was gay yeah that too.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: He might he might have liked him bigger but shut
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: up Brandon.
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: I'm getting sidetracked again before we get started If you
• 51:29
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• 51:34
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• 51:36
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• 51:44
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• 52:11
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• 52:12
  Speaker 4: On go. Like cranes in the sky.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: I got distracted by somebody making another BLT with Jenny. Oh,
• 52:18
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• 52:20
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 52:21
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• 52:21
  Speaker 1: I want to make that smothered cabbage from the other day.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: That looks amazing. The one I sent you?
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• 52:28
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• 52:32
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• 52:36
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• 52:48
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• 52:50
  Speaker 1: I try to go through it a lot.
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: And I don't know what the hell Butch McCartney got
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: going on right now that stuff is saying. Sometimes when
• 52:56
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• 52:58
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• 52:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: Or laugh abundantly if the shit is crazy. What the
• 53:03
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• 53:06
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  Speaker 1: The ex thingamajig with the funny looking man.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And on the tickety top.
• 53:42
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• 53:42
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• 53:46
  Speaker 2: just WandaPod.
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  Speaker 1: Just WandaPod. You don't know what I mean. Yeah. Okay.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: I'm going somewhere, folks. I am going into our inbox
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  Speaker 2: because we have a question.
• 54:02
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• 54:06
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  Speaker 5: Shout out to our girl, Pretty Dash Brown. She ain't
• 54:16
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• 54:17
  Speaker 5: use it.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Hey, girl. Hey. What up, dog? Okay. And her question is,
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: I got one for y'all. I've been dating this dude
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: for a couple of months. And this month in September,
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: I noticed a change. This man told me not to
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: ask him questions. I'm like, if we go on a date,
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: what do you expect us to do? Look at each
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: other the.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: Whole night or have my phone be my date? Now
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: he's upset.
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: Now he's talking about you don't listen to me or
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: you can't tell me how to be a parent.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: I say, cool. You got it.
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: Now, fast forward. He has a three-year-old daughter and he
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: keeps talking about her mother, talking about he hate her
• 54:59
  Speaker 5: and this and that.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: Excuse me.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: I told him, it sounded like you still love her.
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: That you're still in love with the mother of your child.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: Right, so boom. I love when people say that. I'm sorry.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: So boom.
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: Now, my children has met his daughter and so far,
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: and I'm like, don't nobody meet my children. Why this
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: man still talking about his baby mama and then told
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: me to stop calling myself a single parent when my
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: children have fathers?
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: I told him I am a single parent. Their father
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: isn't active in their lives by choice, not by force.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: Being a single parent.
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: Is a 24-7, 365 days out of the year job,
• 55:41
  Speaker 5: not a weekend job.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: Facts, sis.
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: He told me I'm not a single parent because their
• 55:46
  Speaker 5: father is alive. My question to y'all is, am I
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: wrong for leaving him where he stands?
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: My answer to you is, fuck no.
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: No.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: No. He sounds emotionally unintelligent. He sounds immature. Like, he
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: tell you not to ask him questions.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: And like you said, like, what the fuck?
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: You supposed to just sit there like this on there?
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: Nice shirt. I like your haircut.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: I like that little Beijing they did around here. That's nice.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: That almost look natural.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: Did you get that shirt from the Ross?
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: I get it.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: Amazon. Amazon.
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: Amazon.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: Wait, wait. I can't. You said don't ask questions. Oh, yeah.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: I can't ask questions.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: Sorry.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: Can you pull it up so I can see it?
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: That's not a question. Here's a not question.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: You's a fuck nigga.
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you are.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: I'm not asking you, are you? Because I can't ask
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: you questions. Ma'am, Sugarfoot, Sugar.
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: Lump Lumps, leave him where he is. i'm trying to
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: understand where he is.
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: Because they don't make sense i feel like i feel
• 56:55
  Speaker 5: like he's looking for a reason maybe maybe he ain't
• 56:59
  Speaker 5: looking for nothing serious maybe it went further than he
• 57:01
  Speaker 5: thought it was gonna go and i would like you
• 57:05
  Speaker 5: to elaborate a little bit of you you him telling
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: you how to be him saying that you shouldn't be
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: telling him.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: How to be a parent Are you trying to make
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: him engage with his children more?
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: Normally when somebody tells you, don't tell me how to
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: be a parent, it usually has something to do.
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: How long she said it?
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: She said it only been a few months.
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would cut my losses, babe. This man did.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: She said for a couple of months.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: So sugar, cut your losses and leave that man.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: Where he is. Please.
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: Leave him where he at. He clearly, it don't sound
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: like he, I don't think he like it. Well, he's
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: using you as like a placeholder.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: And you might be right.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: He might still be in love with his baby mother.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: Most of the time, men who talk horribly about the
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: mothers of their children still have, especially pay closer attention
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: to what it is that he's saying about the mother
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: of his child. Especially if he brings her up on point.
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: If he just bring her up on point out of nowhere,
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: y'all watch the TV and he be like, I really
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: hate that bitch.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: Nigga, we.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, the lady on Grey's Anatomy? Nigga, we watching Fighting Temptations.
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: What are we talking about right now?
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: What Beyonce do to you? We watching the Stella Awards.
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: Kiara Clark just, just, just sat down and.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: Kiara shit Kelly?
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: That's my girl.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: She just sat down there and you talking.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: I hate that bitch. Kiara? No, my baby mama.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Well, what the fuck did she do?
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: I dated a dude like that. I did.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: It didn't last long at all.
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: I dated a dude like that, and he always had
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: so much to say about his children's mother, and she
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: was this and she was that.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: And come to find out, she wasn't the crazy one.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: He the fuck was. Well, the bitch actually was crazy.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: I take that back. But he was just as crazy
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: as she was.
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: He was antagonizing her, and then when she would react,
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: he would be like, I don't know what the fuck's
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: wrong with her. He was deleting messages, so I wouldn't
• 58:47
  Speaker 5: see what the fuck he said to her first. so
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: then one day everything finally fucking came out then it
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: all started y'all take that toxic shit over there take
• 58:56
  Speaker 5: it over there keep it over there let him go
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: about his business focus on your children sugar and that's.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: It girl fuck him.
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just weird.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: It's not making sense. Two plus two ain't equaling four.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: It's not. And it's something too much confusing with somebody
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: you just started dating. Let him be confused by his
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: goddamn self.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: So I hope we answered your question, sugar.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: Move on.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: Go on about your business.
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: It ain't working, Miss Sally.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: And send a follow-up.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: If you want to arrive on context for us to
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: find our answers, respond.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: I'll let you know, you know, when this episode airs. Oh, baby,
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: I haven't already messaged you.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, well, shit, see.
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, well. So, yeah.
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: We wish you the best, Sugarfoot. Love on your babies.
• 59:47
  Speaker 5: And love on yourself, first and foremost.
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: Please do.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: And send that lady dust ass something back to her.
• 59:56
  Speaker 5: Moving on to some more fuck ass shit stay the
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 5: fuck away from me we.
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  Speaker 2: Kindly okay Everybody knows I love her confession threads.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, Lord. This one caught my eye this morning and.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 5: I had to share it along with y'all good folks.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: My husband died in a car accident on his way
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 5: home from a date. The date survived. They were together
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: for three years and now she wants to attend his funeral.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: She told me she knew about me that he planned
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 5: to leave me and our two kids after 12 years together.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 5: They shared a bank account and a home. I told
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: her she could attend the funeral if she paid for it.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: $ 15, 080 later, the funeral was paid for. I showed up
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: at the funeral home with a marriage certificate and his
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: death certificate and she was barred from coming to the funeral.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: Just wondering if I should go for the house. Well,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: half of the house is technically yours. Especially if you
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: want to do it on your marriage. Half of the
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: house is technically yours. So yeah, you can go for
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: his portion, his equity in that house. You absolutely could.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: And since she wanted to be cold slow, these are
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: the reactions of your actions. Sparks always win, sweets. Oh,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: I'm so petty. And I love a fellow petty. And
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: the fact that you got that Mr. Payford firm and
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: demand her.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: That was slick as shit.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: Yikes. That was fucking sick.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: I would say get a restraining order, though, because that
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: bitch might come after you about that $ 15, 000, sis. She
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: might come after you, baby.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: But we just recently.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: She might send somebody after you about that $ 15, 000, baby.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: $ 15, 000, chief. That's a lot of money.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: But hey, that's.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: The consequences of hunting on other people's husbands. That's what
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: you get.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: The spouse always wins. Sorry, bookie, but... And if you
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: didn't realize that he said he was going to leave
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: his wife, three years he still ain't left her?
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: Three years. Oh, okay.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: After 12 years.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: Now all the time that I was loving you.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: You was busy loving yourself.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: So, oh well, lesson learned.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: You got to the funeral.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 5: First of all, if I found out he died with
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: his side home, what would have happened was I would
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 5: have told him to pay for the funeral, write me
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: a check, and he wouldn't have had no funeral. I
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 5: would have got his ass cremated and left him on
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 5: her front porch. And then still went after the house.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: In a bucket?
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: In a bucket.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: He ain't get no urn.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 5: He gonna be in a fucking Amazon box.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: Fucking bitch. You did not while you was cheating on me, bitch?
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm gonna put you right in that motherfucking empty
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: downy container that I'm about to throw in this recycle bin.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: At least you'll smell good.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: She gonna piss in it.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna put you right in there. I'm gonna mix
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 5: your ass with some kitty litter. You ain't getting no
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 5: free new way. Ain't nobody celebrating your life.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: For what?
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: You was already out celebrating your life when you was
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: out with this harlot. This Jezebel. This floozy. Floozy. But
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: now I'm going to run your pockets.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 5: I had to put that money in an account for
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 5: my kids. And again, I'm going to get my lawyer.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 5: If my husband's house was on that name, anything that
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 5: belongs to him belongs to either me or my children
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: because I was legally married to him and they are
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: his next of kin after me. Baby, we coming for
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 5: what we have. And if you got to sell that
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 5: house and give me my hand, then you got to
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: sell that house and give me my hand. And take
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 5: your ass on and move to Floozyville.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: Bye. Just, it just... It's like the story we read
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: a few weeks ago where that woman who was not
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: married had the man's name on a deed that she
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: paid for out of her own pocket. When he died,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: the executive of his estate, who was not her, it
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: was his sister, came and she was legally forced to
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: sell that house so his estate could take half of it.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 5: And that's why you should have stuff in writing. Even
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: if you're not married, you can still have life insurance
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 5: policies in your spouse's name. You can have their names
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 5: on certain things so that, you know, it will be
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 5: provisions in place.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: You my kind of chick.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: If you live in Baltimore, we can go have a
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: glass of wine together, because that's my kind of carry-on.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: Let that hoe go start over.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: Maybe she'll find somebody else's husband and she'll do things better.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: Have your stuff in order.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: That's what you get. Had your house in order. That's
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: what you get. Punching on that lady husband. Now look
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: at you. And that probably your dream home, too. You
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: better move into your dream apartment, bitch. Because if you
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: had some sense, the house would have been in your name.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: He just would have been paying the mortgage for you.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: That part. And maybe that is the case.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: But according to this, we had a home together. Together.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: Together. Together.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: It's your dream. You ain't gonna live anymore. It's your dream.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: Alright, that's all I got. That was two. Oh, you right. Well,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: time for us to get on out of here, kids.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: Time to go. Well, thank y'all for watching. We're gonna
• 1:05:33
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• 1:05:38
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• 1:05:43
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• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: for us, let us know. We'll read it on the show.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: You got some words, brother?
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  Speaker 4: Share this shit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You feel me? Yeah. Because you out here, you.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: Got us 15,000.
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  Speaker 1: Right. 16,000. 16, bro.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: 16,000 followers on TikTok. Send that same love over to YouTube.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: Send that same love over to Instagram.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You know, Blue Sky if you want to.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, come on, drive this interaction up so we
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  Speaker 3: can get out, you know, we get out some sponsors.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But with that being said, we thank y'all.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: We love y'all.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: We do. And we will see y'all next week for
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: October's Q & A episode.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: Yes, God. All right, y'all.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: Be easy, be safe.
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  Speaker 1: We love y'all. We'll holla.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: Bye.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: You don't need no teeths to eat my meats.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: Titties, titties, titties, titties, hey. Titties, titties, titties, titties.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: Titties! We out, y'all.