Latest / Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge / Tres Amigas or Dos Amigas (RHOC Recap)

Transcript

Tres Amigas or Dos Amigas (RHOC Recap) · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Tamara Judge.
• 0:11
  Speaker 2: Hi, guys. Welcome to another episode of Two Teas in
• 0:13
  Speaker 2: a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and.
• 0:16
  Speaker 3: Dolores Catania. Hi.
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: Hi.
• 0:20
  Speaker 2: I missed you.
• 0:21
  Speaker 3: I missed you, too. The eyes look amazing.
• 0:25
  Speaker 2: But we're here today. We're going to be recapping Real
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: Housewives of Orange County. First, we need... Is there any
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: Dolores updates I need to hear about? Didn't you go
• 0:32
  Speaker 2: to like a fancy party or something before the last
• 0:35
  Speaker 2: time I saw you?
• 0:35
  Speaker 3: I don't even know. I probably did. Yeah.
• 0:42
  Speaker 2: You were like jet lagged and then you had to
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: go to like a big party and there was going
• 0:45
  Speaker 2: to be a bunch of people there. And I didn't
• 0:47
  Speaker 2: even see a picture of you. So now I don't
• 0:48
  Speaker 2: even have a reference to where you were. And you go, honestly,
• 0:52
  Speaker 2: you go to more events and places than Cynthia Bailey.
• 0:56
  Speaker 3: I do. And I don't post them all. Cause I just,
• 0:59
  Speaker 3: I get behind. So I'm, I'm a little behind. I
• 1:02
  Speaker 3: was at a restaurant last night. I was at a,
• 1:08
  Speaker 3: it was a birthday party and, For a friend. And
• 1:11
  Speaker 3: when I got there, I knew that the girls in
• 1:17
  Speaker 3: the party, there was about 15 of them, did not
• 1:20
  Speaker 3: know the price of this place. It was a high-end
• 1:22
  Speaker 3: New York place. It was a knockoff of a 15. Okay.
• 1:29
  Speaker 3: But there's no way. I knew it. I knew it.
• 1:33
  Speaker 3: I fucking knew it. And guess who else knew it?
• 1:36
  Speaker 3: The waiter who kept refilling. Oh, no. The still water?
• 1:41
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:42
  Speaker 3: He kept refilling the cold seafood platter, $ 500 a pop. No. Oh, wait, wait.
• 1:54
  Speaker 3: Bringing out rounds of shots. The bill was $ 20, 000 just
• 1:57
  Speaker 3: for the champagne. Hold on. Wait, no, I knew it, Teddy.
• 2:04
  Speaker 3: I knew it. I knew it.
• 2:07
  Speaker 2: I'm upset that like the price of my diet Cokes
• 2:09
  Speaker 2: have gone up $ 20, 000.
• 2:12
  Speaker 3: Coming out and, and the waiters are coming out and
• 2:16
  Speaker 3: they're doing the dry reading. And I'm like, Oh God.
• 2:22
  Speaker 3: And I'm texting Paul. I'm like, These girls don't know
• 2:25
  Speaker 3: what's going on. And I didn't know. Then I kind
• 2:28
  Speaker 3: of heard there was a group chat I wasn't involved in.
• 2:32
  Speaker 3: So I thought, well, the lady at the end of
• 2:35
  Speaker 3: the table was the one who ordered the champagne, who
• 2:38
  Speaker 3: knew the price of what was going on there. So
• 2:41
  Speaker 3: she was.
• 2:42
  Speaker 2: Was she paying for the entire meal?
• 2:45
  Speaker 3: No. But she paid for the champagne. Okay.
• 2:49
  Speaker 1: Which.
• 2:50
  Speaker 3: the first bottle was 10,000. Then she ordered another bottle,
• 2:52
  Speaker 3: but I, she was well aware of what she was doing.
• 2:55
  Speaker 3: And she was, I don't know how much money she
• 2:57
  Speaker 3: makes that she picked that up alone. She's like, so
• 3:00
  Speaker 3: then they're bringing out rounds of shots this big. Teddy,
• 3:06
  Speaker 3: when I tell you there was not one girl there
• 3:08
  Speaker 3: that had any idea. So I said to the, the
• 3:12
  Speaker 3: one girl there, woman, woman, older woman, she's like, this
• 3:16
  Speaker 3: is the best place. I'm alive. I'm alive. So now
• 3:21
  Speaker 3: they bring out entrees, which no one ordered. Everyone is dancing.
• 3:25
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, I'm drinking water because I just know, Teddy,
• 3:30
  Speaker 3: I know the bill's got to be about, forget about
• 3:33
  Speaker 3: the champagne. I knew that was covered, but the girls
• 3:36
  Speaker 3: are drinking. I'm like, let me ask you something, hon.
• 3:39
  Speaker 3: I hear there's the group chat going around. Is there
• 3:41
  Speaker 3: like some way we're chipping in for this? And she's like,
• 3:45
  Speaker 3: I don't want to bother you with it. I'm like, okay.
• 3:48
  Speaker 3: Now she's got her sparkly off the shoulders, Navy blue
• 3:52
  Speaker 3: dress on with her silver shoes. Okay. And I go, no, no, no.
• 3:59
  Speaker 3: I go, I go, I'm going to really have a problem.
• 4:01
  Speaker 3: If you don't tell me what we're all chipping in.
• 4:04
  Speaker 3: She goes $ 150 each. I go, I go, I hate
• 4:10
  Speaker 3: to tell you, but this bill, That drink that you're
• 4:14
  Speaker 3: drinking right now is about $ 100. Yeah. She's on her
• 4:18
  Speaker 3: fifth martini.
• 4:20
  Speaker 2: Like, no, $ 150, you're not getting even your beverages.
• 4:25
  Speaker 3: No, no. And these girls, like, they don't know. They
• 4:28
  Speaker 3: have no idea. So I'm like, holy shit.
• 4:33
  Speaker 2: So how did it all shake out at the end?
• 4:38
  Speaker 3: Well, so... the woman that's leaving, she goes, listen, I
• 4:42
  Speaker 3: know these girls are not, don't understand what's coming, but
• 4:45
  Speaker 3: I paid for mine, my bill. And well, she's like, I,
• 4:48
  Speaker 3: you know, the champagne was like 10,000. The bill comes,
• 4:51
  Speaker 3: it was 20. Cause I was standing there when she
• 4:53
  Speaker 3: got it. So she paid that, but the.
• 4:55
  Speaker 2: Rest of the bottles also, that's disgusting.
• 4:59
  Speaker 3: You got to pay for the gyrating waiters that are, that,
• 5:04
  Speaker 3: you know, so I'm like, oh, and because they knew,
• 5:07
  Speaker 3: they just knew and they kept bringing it out and
• 5:09
  Speaker 3: bringing it out. And I just felt, I didn't know
• 5:12
  Speaker 3: if it was my place to say, but I started
• 5:15
  Speaker 3: to say it towards the end, Teddy. And so then I,
• 5:21
  Speaker 3: I saw the girl whose party it was pay the bill.
• 5:23
  Speaker 3: And I said, listen, I go, let me, let me,
• 5:28
  Speaker 3: you know, give you more than whatever, or anyway, I,
• 5:32
  Speaker 3: I gave her enough money for long way over me, but.
• 5:38
  Speaker 2: But the girl whose party it was paid for all
• 5:42
  Speaker 2: of it, how did she not do the research on
• 5:44
  Speaker 2: this place? Why wasn't there a set menu? I have
• 5:46
  Speaker 2: a lot of questions. I am very diligent when it
• 5:49
  Speaker 2: comes to these things.
• 5:50
  Speaker 3: I think that this girl is young. It was her birthday.
• 5:54
  Speaker 3: She's young. She doesn't go to these places a lot.
• 5:58
  Speaker 3: She had been there once before with a more contained crowd.
• 6:01
  Speaker 3: without the waiters coming for them.
• 6:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Without the sparklers.
• 6:06
  Speaker 3: Maybe she was there once before with four girls. And,
• 6:10
  Speaker 3: but this guy, he knew what he was doing. So
• 6:14
  Speaker 3: at the end I was nasty. Like I was like, not,
• 6:17
  Speaker 3: he's like talking to what he kept getting in our pictures.
• 6:20
  Speaker 3: At one point I said, get the fuck out of
• 6:22
  Speaker 3: the picture. And then I said to him, he was
• 6:25
  Speaker 3: talking and the one girl was talking to him. Oh,
• 6:27
  Speaker 3: you're from Italy. I'm like, Oh God. He's like, yeah,
• 6:31
  Speaker 3: I made enough money. I'm going back. I go, you
• 6:32
  Speaker 3: made enough money tonight on my friends. He goes, I
• 6:35
  Speaker 3: made nothing. He goes, this was nothing.
• 6:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, not only do I have a problem with
• 6:46
  Speaker 2: $ 10, 000 bottle champagne, because I've had nice bottles of champagne
• 6:50
  Speaker 2: and they're $ 150. You don't need to have a $ 10, 000
• 6:54
  Speaker 2: bottle of champagne.
• 6:55
  Speaker 3: You just don't. Right. So- I don't know what the
• 7:01
  Speaker 3: policy there is for, you know, a party of 15,
• 7:06
  Speaker 3: but I do know that I, so when I saw
• 7:09
  Speaker 3: them refilling the, the, this cold seafood platter, when people
• 7:14
  Speaker 3: were dancing, I knew what they were doing. Yeah.
• 7:17
  Speaker 2: Like you're like, these girls aren't eating anymore. Now they're drunk.
• 7:20
  Speaker 3: And they, like I said, they're all chipping in $ 150.
• 7:23
  Speaker 3: Like it's a big deal to them. And it was
• 7:25
  Speaker 3: a big deal to them.
• 7:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 7:28
  Speaker 3: And they, I mean, it was really terrible. So I
• 7:32
  Speaker 3: know that the girl who listened, the girl whose party
• 7:36
  Speaker 3: it was, she does well, she had her own business,
• 7:38
  Speaker 3: but she, I don't think she knew what was really going.
• 7:42
  Speaker 2: She didn't know what was coming. And then once that comes,
• 7:45
  Speaker 2: then you have that moment of like, there's definitely been
• 7:48
  Speaker 2: times in my life. I don't do it often, but
• 7:50
  Speaker 2: I'll be like, I got this. And then I'll put
• 7:52
  Speaker 2: it on my card and then I'll be like, holy crap.
• 7:55
  Speaker 3: No, I, I will. I do it. I do it
• 7:58
  Speaker 3: a lot. I like to be the man with my friends.
• 8:01
  Speaker 3: But here's the thing. I am nobody's fool. Like I
• 8:05
  Speaker 3: know what I'm getting into when I get there.
• 8:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 8:10
  Speaker 3: But I knew that. like I got there, I'm like,
• 8:13
  Speaker 3: if I could read you, I'm like, Paul, these girls
• 8:17
  Speaker 3: don't even know what's coming.
• 8:19
  Speaker 2: They don't, they don't see it coming.
• 8:22
  Speaker 3: Um, anyway, that was, that was, that would be brutal.
• 8:27
  Speaker 2: That would be, I I'm, and I'm in my own
• 8:31
  Speaker 2: friend group birthday drama right now.
• 8:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, tell me. Okay.
• 8:36
  Speaker 2: So thank the good Lord for, I was busy yesterday
• 8:41
  Speaker 2: at a Slate's horse show and not accessible to texting
• 8:44
  Speaker 2: until 6 p.m. because there's like 35 texts that have happened.
• 8:50
  Speaker 3: Was it a group chat?
• 8:52
  Speaker 2: I'm on a group text with like my five best friends.
• 8:55
  Speaker 3: We're all moms.
• 8:56
  Speaker 2: We've been best friends for like 10 years. And, you know,
• 8:59
  Speaker 2: one of them sends an invite. The other one says,
• 9:02
  Speaker 2: I can't stay out late. Then the other one says,
• 9:04
  Speaker 2: I can't stay out late either. And then another one
• 9:06
  Speaker 2: says like, I'm hungover. Like, it's just it's a mishmash
• 9:10
  Speaker 2: of things. And then somebody gets offended.
• 9:12
  Speaker 3: And then it's just the group text with women are rough.
• 9:15
  Speaker 2: And it's by the point that by the time I
• 9:18
  Speaker 2: get there, I've I'm in the car now driving home
• 9:21
  Speaker 2: from Temecula, but riding in the car. They should do
• 9:24
  Speaker 2: a show.
• 9:24
  Speaker 3: About the women's group text.
• 9:26
  Speaker 2: I'm reading the text and I'm getting anxious. And I'm like.
• 9:33
  Speaker 2: No, this is a group of over 10 years is
• 9:35
  Speaker 2: about to break up. Like, I'm like, this is real life.
• 9:38
  Speaker 3: This is the group text drama.
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: Like we haven't gotten in a fight since 2020. And
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: that's because we were in COVID. Like I'm like, and
• 9:47
  Speaker 2: one of the girls left the chat and it was
• 9:49
  Speaker 2: like a major fricking ordeal.
• 9:50
  Speaker 3: So I'm like, Oh my gosh.
• 9:53
  Speaker 2: So I'm like one, I'm happy. I'm not a part
• 9:55
  Speaker 2: of this, but two. So then I chime in and
• 9:57
  Speaker 2: I just say like, hi everybody. I've never been happier
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: to not be a part of a group chat sorry and.
• 10:03
  Speaker 3: Then they're like oh fuck her oh well and then
• 10:05
  Speaker 3: I'm like show up.
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: I'm like clearly you know we're not all gonna agree
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: to disagree on this situation why don't we just all
• 10:11
  Speaker 2: go to a fun brunch or dinner or happy hour
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: that works for our group of five friends and let's
• 10:17
  Speaker 2: just do that um And then I'm, like, kind of
• 10:21
  Speaker 2: funny about it. I'm like, I think we all need
• 10:23
  Speaker 2: our Dr. Manu appointments. That's our therapist.
• 10:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay. You all share the same appointment. Yeah, like,
• 10:28
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to, like... You're trying to, like, yeah. You're
• 10:33
  Speaker 3: trying to, like, be diplomatic. You're trying to be, like, Switzerland.
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm totally not being myself. No. I'm, like, I've
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: stepped into the role of Buddha.
• 10:44
  Speaker 3: And I'm, like... You're Dr. Manu.
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: I'm Dr.
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: Manu-ing everybody. And then I'm expecting like some, so then
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: one of the girls writes back, I agree with Teddy,
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: same Zs. The next one writes back, who knew Teddy
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: with missing her frontal lobe was going to come in
• 11:04
  Speaker 2: with the knowledge. And so then I'm like waiting. There's
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: two more girls that haven't responded. And still it's 10 a.m.
• 11:12
  Speaker 2: now the next day. Now it's 1229.
• 11:15
  Speaker 3: Well, listen, maybe they just like.
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: No, they're the two mad ones. They're the holdouts. And
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: now they're on the phone.
• 11:22
  Speaker 3: They have their own separate group chat.
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: No, they're not on the chat. They're the two not talking.
• 11:27
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 11:28
  Speaker 3: But they were on the chat. They were on the
• 11:30
  Speaker 3: chat arguing.
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: Like one said, I'm at a loss of words. The
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: other said.
• 11:36
  Speaker 3: The other one. Now they're texting each other saying you
• 11:39
  Speaker 3: better sit this one out. I know where your bodies
• 11:41
  Speaker 3: are buried, bitch. Like, I don't even think they're tech.
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: I don't think there's any. One of the girls then writes,
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: I'm sure there's a side text going on. And then
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: I'm like, should I be offended that no side text
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: has been sent to me? I'm that far out of
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: the drama. Like, I don't see a side text.
• 11:56
  Speaker 3: Wait, so there was like drama with this group text
• 11:59
  Speaker 3: for this party too.
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: Like tone cannot be read over text.
• 12:06
  Speaker 3: No. And it was like, everybody was like, glad you
• 12:10
  Speaker 3: should be glad you weren't on the group text. Glad
• 12:12
  Speaker 3: you weren't like, it was so petty. It got really crazy.
• 12:14
  Speaker 3: It got really nasty about the cake. I'm like, what
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: is going on? Well, this is also supposed to be
• 12:21
  Speaker 3: a convenience.
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: It's supposed to be a convenience. And then one person
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: gets their feelings hurt. And then all of a sudden
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: I'm like, why is my group text, my comfortable place,
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: my place where I feel like these are my people
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: feeling like I'm on an episode of Real Housewives.
• 12:37
  Speaker 3: Of Beverly Hills.
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: Why am I ducking covering? Why do I have anxiety?
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: Why am I now communicating with Slate? I'm having to
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: get her side. I'm like, Slate, I realize that you're 14,
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: but you're stuck in a 49-year-old's body.
• 12:53
  Speaker 3: Talk to me.
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: Who's right here?
• 12:56
  Speaker 3: Who's wrong? No, I get that. I do that with Gab.
• 12:59
  Speaker 3: I've been doing that with Gab since she was Slate's age.
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: And honestly, they have the best sense. I feel like
• 13:06
  Speaker 3: as we get older, we lose some type of common
• 13:09
  Speaker 3: sense as we get older because I think I was
• 13:14
  Speaker 3: much more sensible when I was younger and my children
• 13:17
  Speaker 3: are much more sensible than me. Yeah.
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: Like, but the idea of getting upset about any of this,
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: I was like, but now I'm at the point where
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: do I make a joke? I'm like, so the birthday
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: is three weeks away. Are we going to start talking
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: before then? Are we going to just.
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: Let it ride? This is when it's best to let
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: a sleeping dog lie. to let some sleeping bitches lie
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: is what I want to say.
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: The unknown. This is why I like, I always got
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: myself into stupid shit on the show because I can't
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: leave stillness, quietness.
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: And that, see, you got to learn that, Teddy. Teddy,
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: you have to, that is so important because here's the thing.
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: Emotions do not run in rational channels. So, When people
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: are emotional, you have to stay away. And then when
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: things get quiet, let them calm down and they will resurface.
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: Or if they're not that important, they will dissipate.
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: Like I can't control how other people are feeling. I
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: know what I did. I know what I said.
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: I know you have that whole perfection thing going on.
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: that you have to see Dr. Manute about.
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: You know what? I feel like after yesterday's chat, I'm like, Manute,
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know what she's doing for all of us
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: is working.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: I think you need an upgrade. I think Dr. Manute probably,
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: she's checking out. She's probably with the five. From what
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: I see going on here, Dr. Manute is making believe
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: she retired. She's like, Fuck them and their group chat.
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: I don't give an actual fuck about their petty nonsense.
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: No problem bullshit.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: And then I'm like, I go from that group text
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: to watching OC for the second time because I needed
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: two times to watch that.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: And I'm like... Why did you need two times? I
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: need to know.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: Because something about me, when it comes to this season
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: of Orange County, I cannot retain the information.
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: You cannot retain. It's not... By the way, it's got
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: nothing to do with your situation.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: It's not my own brain. It's just actually the show.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: Like it's all morphed into one episode.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: I mean, listen, my girlfriend was having such a good time.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: I didn't want to ruin it for her. Yeah.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: Like when she's like, well, I walk in and the
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: girl with the, you know, the blue dress is like,
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: It's amazing here. I can live. And then the other
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: lady who had to get off her home run, she
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: was like dancing, twirling. She was dancing around in her
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: leopard skin dress. I was like.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: One that Lisa ran a war 10 years ago.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: Her pemblam leopard skin dress and flipping her hair around.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: I can't even.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: I can't even tell you what it would take to
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: get me to go to a dinner like that at
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: this point in my life.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: And Jen, Jen Fessler was there.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: Hold on. She was there, but not at the birthday party.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: She was just at the fancy restaurant.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: And she goes, I don't know how I wound up here,
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: but the girl that made the reservation just keeps apologizing
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: to the group.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Well, Anyway, it's, you know, we get
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: ourselves into trouble sometimes with friends. We just don't know how,
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: you know, we're trying to help them out.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: Group chat gate. I want to hear more about this.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: And you know what? I have an idea, Teddy. I
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: want our listeners to go in because we know that
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: this is a thing. The group chats where like friendships
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: break up on a group chat. I want everyone to
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: screenshot and send to us some bullshit group chat shit.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just where it totally takes a turn, a right turn,
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: a wrong turn, and it shits the fan. Send it
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: to us. You know what? And then we're going to
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: give you our thoughts on it.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll read it. We'll pick a few. We'll pick
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: the best ones, and then we'll read them, and then
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: we'll tell you what we think.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: We'll tell you how we handle it with grace.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: But yeah, between that and then my son telling me,
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: And then we'll get into the show. But my son
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: yesterday goes, Mom. And I said, What? And he goes,
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: You're so annoying in the parents' group chats now. And
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: I was like, What do you mean? So I already.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: Had asked all the kids. Now we've got another group
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: chat issue.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: Now I have two group chat issues in one day.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm exhausted.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: Listen. Listen.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: I have brain tumors that have now been shrunken down
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: to the holes of my brain. I'm drinking Diet Cokes
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: only and eating chocolate chip M & Ms.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: I haven't worked out in six months.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: Like shit is not great. Don't push me here. I
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: get home from Temecula with Slade.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: I just want to, I want to live in a
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: place called Temecula. My mother would never be able to
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: say it, but.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So I'm get back from Temecula. And I see
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: a group text with 14 mothers on it from Cruz's class.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: Jesus God in heaven.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: It's about Halloween. I have already asked all of my
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: kids to go with me to Palm Springs to this party.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: And the only kid that wants to go with me
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: is Dove. So I said to everybody weeks ago, I'm
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: not dealing with anybody else's Halloween plans.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: Talk to your father.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Me and Dove are doing a girls weekend and we're
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: going away.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: I love that.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: Like everybody else go kick rocks. Dove is normally the
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: last man on the totem pole, like getting any attention.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: But me and Dove, we got our plans straight and
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: we got our priorities.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: Dove's got to take it where she could get it.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Dove's asking a countdown every day. How many days.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: Till we leave? Oh, stop it. How cute.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: So I get this, I'm seeing all these text messages
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: and I'm getting like, I'm seeing everybody responding, what they're
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: going to bring, what they're going to do. So I
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: just add Edwin to the text and then I say,
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: hey guys, I'm actually going to be in Palm Springs
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: with my youngest. So I've added Edwin to the text
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: so he can handle whatever comes next.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Thanks for including Cruz. And then Cruz comes in He's like, mom,
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: you might as well just on every group text that
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: you get now be like, I'm in outer space.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: I'm in outer space.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: And won't be responding or handling any response. He goes,
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: you used to be so organized.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: What happened? I'm like, your son said this. Yeah.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: He goes, I'm in outer space. And he goes, mom,
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: you used your attention to detail was so good. Like
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: you would have had it written in like 15 different
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: calendars and at the front of the house on the
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: big glass one.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Wow. That's very impressive that he knows these things.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: And I was like, have you not realized that I
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: don't have that in me anymore? I don't need every
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: plan to be perfect.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: And you never needed that, by the way.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I used to think so. I'm like, but no,
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: like I already said what I wanted to do with
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: my children. My children, some of them have said they
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: don't want to do that.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: So you know what?
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Do it with somebody that wants to do it with you.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: And it's not me. Like, you know what?
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Get your, oh, your costume's too small? Go on Amazon
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: and put one in the cart. And then I'll order it.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: Don't leave it to me then. I ordered you what
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: you said you wanted, the blow up dog thing. You
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: told me you were a medium.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: Parenting 101. This is exactly how you should be. Like, honestly,
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: I have grown children. I have grown children. They turned
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: out okay. And I'm going to tell you something. That's
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: the mother I was.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Like, I just, I'm not going to do it.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: I'm sitting.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: And then I'm seeing everybody like, I'll bring my homemade
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: fresh dip. And I'm like, I'm so sure Edwin's going
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: to bring a homemade fresh dip to this party. So yeah,
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: that's been my, that's been my life. You know, I've
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: had group texting hasn't been.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: Positive for me.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: So if I've been quiet on our group texts, just
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: know it's for you.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: I'm not so great with them either.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: I feel like I'm, I'm, I've gone to the point
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: where I've survived these last couple, but I feel like
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: the next one, the person's going to get it, you know, like,
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: cause you get to that point.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, listen, I went to that party yesterday, not knowing
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: that it was the whole restaurant I wanted to beat up.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: I was on edge. I was tired. I had to
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: go to, I was in church in the morning with
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: the nuns and Monsignor Gino got the key to the city. Congratulations.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: You deserve it. And, and, Then from there, I had
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: to rush home and get to the city. And it
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: was a long day. A long day. You had to
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: put on makeup? I did my own makeup. I did
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: my own hair. As you see, it's still not great.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: This morning, though, I had a lovely morning. I went
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: to see Karl Radke. I went on his podcast. Oh,
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: you did? So I went to Karl Radke's soft bar today.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: This morning... And I did his podcast from there. That
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: place is amazing. So cool. It's an old Brooklyn garage.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: So it's got the exposed brick high ceilings. It's such
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: a vibe, best coffee, Matt, best coffee ever. Oh my gosh.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Well, I love this. This makes me happy for him.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: I think he's a good guy.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: So good.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: I like watching him on the show. I feel like
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: I've seen a lot about West and Amanda recently. So
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: I like to hear something good about... There's.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: Talk that they broke up or something.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Well, there's talk that there's, like, messages and that they're
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: not going to be on in the city. I don't...
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: You know what? I don't know, but I can find my...
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: I don't have time to text you back, but I
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: can find myself down a 15-minute rabbit hole about West
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: and Amanda.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: Well, fill me in, because Christina Pastina told me that
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: she had, you know, was... reading about it.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: So I was reading about it too. And then it
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: was like, apparently they are together. They're just trying to cash.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: So something was said along the lines, allegedly is of,
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: we have to stay together now after all this has happened.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, so she's at a Kansas city chief games with West.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: So she posted that today. So, yeah, I mean, I'm.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Sure they're fine. It's all probably just gossip, but the
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: fact that I even care reminds me like, Teddy, you're
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: a 45 year old woman and you're not even recapping
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: that show right now.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: I know that. I know. But it just seems like
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: every time Sierra is supposed to do something.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: There are some posts of them together. So Sierra was
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: at the Victoria's Secret thing last night posing in Rihanna's lingerie.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: So, of course, West has to stick it to her somewhat.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know if it's West or a man, but
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: something comes up.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: Like they post something like when dancing with the stars
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: was coming out, they posted, they posted together, you know? Yeah.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: It's they're, they're not hiding from the press.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: But before we get in trouble, we better start recapping this.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: We'll talk about Real Housewives of Orange County. I don't
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: want to, I gotta be really honest.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: I don't want to. I don't want to tell us
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: how you really feel.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: Like, if I could turn myself inside out and not
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: have to discuss this episode, I would. If they could
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: have a fill, like, I was like, damn it, I'm
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: not even sick from immunotherapy today. I have to.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: Like, I was like, this... And yeah, I know. That's
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: how I feel every day. Like, I think I'm getting
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: a break from something. And then I wind up, I
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: said yes to do something I didn't want to. Yeah.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, okay, here we go. So we're Tokyo
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: day two and the women go to the muscle girl
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: bar where they buy Shannon a muscle girl sandwich.
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: I was so confused with this, but I just didn't
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: want to rewind it to rewatch it.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Well, I re I did rewatch it.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: Okay, thank you since you did.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so they go into this bar, which Vicky's like,
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: I'm confused. I wanted something to eat.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: There's no food here.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: You can buy to get slapped. You can buy to get, like,
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: two girls muscling you. Gina was like, I didn't know
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: that they were going to make Shannon the meat in
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: the middle and, like, pound her. They're slapping people in
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: the face, like, All of it's going on.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: Nothing about this was appealing to me.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: But I think I could do that job. Like, if
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: you want me, like, I can't do a lot of jobs. Like,
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: I'm not qualified for a lot. But if you want
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: me to go in and slap somebody on the forehead, or.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: If you want me to make a sandwich, I could
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: do it. None of that was funny. And nobody better
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: slap me in the head. I don't think it's funny.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: We don't think that's funny here.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: No, you'll get your ass beat there.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like if somebody was kidding around and slapped me
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: in the face, like Tamara and Shannon were slapping each other.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: And when Tamara came around and slapped her in the
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: face with her ring on, she had her ring on.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: She had her... How do you not go into a
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: rage when somebody does that to you?
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: They haven't even gotten to the fact that They're slapping
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: each other and it's Heather, Tamara, and Shannon.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So it's Heather, Tamara, and Shannon. But when she,
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: when Heather, like when, when I, I, I saw it
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: when she came and she hit her in the, and
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: you're hearing it slap. And I, at first I said
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: to myself, are they really hitting each other that hard
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: or is production.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Adding the slatting the nose?
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: Like I was, but then when I saw Tamara come
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: around and how does it, how does anyone not go
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: into a full blown rage? Because, because I'm going to
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: not be able to be held back. I have a blind.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: Listen, when I said I could do this job, I
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: meant at the muscle bar where I'm getting paid by
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: the weird man who wants to get slapped that I
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: could do being in the car with those girls, all
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: slapping each other with their big diamond rings on pounding
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: each other's faces. I mean, Shannon didn't even bother slapping anyone.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: She's like, All I could think about was the time
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: that Shannon went to the hospital because she got bonged
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: too hard at the spa retreat. Oh, right.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: I remember that. Guys, I was sitting here. If you're not,
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: can't see me. If you're just listening, my mouth is dropped. Like,
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Not for me.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Not, no, it would not be for us. But then
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: they split up and some of the girls go to,
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: what's the giant hamster called?
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: Capybara.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Capybara. Um, they're there touching it. It's has its balls
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: hanging out. It's farting.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that's not a vagina. I didn't know
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: that's not a vulva. I sent back my, by the way,
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: I sent back Dr. Gila, her vagina, by the way.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, you didn't even let me say goodbye to her.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: I know I should have kept it. She wasn't missing it,
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: but it's not like she asked for it back. She didn't.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: I used it often. I thought that was a selfish move.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: If you would have told me that over a group text,
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: we could fight about it.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: I'm going to reorder it. I don't like keeping people's
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: things when they, you know, forget it here. So, but
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: the capi bar a bit, Emily, does that mean that
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: Emily's got bad energy because a dog will bite you if,
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know because I don't understand what kind of.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: animal it is.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: I haven't figured out is it a rodent it looks
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: like a rodentia yes i don't mind a cappy bar
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: but they look like nasty they didn't look like they
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: wanted a cuddle.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: No i mean it's the largest living.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: Rodent fuck out of here Yeah, no, I'm not going
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: to Capybara cafe.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: But you know what I want to do at a
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: Capybara cafe? Have emotional conversations. That's what I want to do.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: While this giant rodent is eating me.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: The Capybara was not interested in that conversation. Did you
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: see how the Capybaras both got up and like got
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: next to each other when they started yelling?
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: This isn't good energy. Jen asked Tamara about her relationship
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: with Vicky, and Tamara gets emotional, revealing that Vicky never
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: apologized for what she said on her podcast about Tamara
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: choosing the show over her daughter.
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: What brought this up?
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: Well, it was starting to be brought up last week,
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: I think.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: And then also, I— think, what the fuck else are
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: they going to fight about? Are we going to throw
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Shane under the bus for watching YouTube videos? Like, what
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: else are we going to talk about?
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: Well, let's talk for a second about that. Let's just
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: talk for one second. What was he watching again? What
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: YouTube besides Judge Judy?
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: How to increase her pleasure in bed.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, he's trying.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: I know he's trying. But like, what about the daughter?
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: That's worse than saying that I'm should say I'm out
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: of the universe or in outer space and can't respond.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: The daughter sending it to the mom and the daughter's like,
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: like what's good.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: And she thinks it's funny that the daughter pulls that
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: up and sees that. That's not funny.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: No, it's like my friends lecture me about what I
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: order on Amazon. I'm like, or I order whatever. And
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: then I just make sure that I get the package first.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: And they're like, you realize your kids can see what
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: you ordered on there. I'm like, well, that's on them. Listen,
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: Don't scroll around if you don't want to see it.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Don't go down to past orders.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: That's your own problem. Daddy's on one today.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: But then the other group of women called Vicky out
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: for downplaying her friendship with Shannon. So we've got two
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: different things that are both involved in Vicky at the moment.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: Doesn't that happen a lot here?
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: Doesn't that happen like somewhere else? What other show has
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: somebody recently downplayed? I think it's this show. Yeah. We're
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: like kind of friends. Vicky downplays some friendships, no?
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: I think Vicky doesn't have the capacity to be a
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: certain level of deepness with somebody. Or vulnerability. Maybe it's vulnerability.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Because we'll get to that later when
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: she says sugar tits and hits Tamara on the ass
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: and walks away.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: After like this really deep... Listen. I pick up clues
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: all the time and I like to see when people,
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: I never forget when someone talks about the way they
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: grew up or their parents. No. And it's, you know,
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: they do bring it up here.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: They bring it up here.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: My mom was very hard on me.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And these girls, they know we have nothing else
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: to fight about. So we are going to have to
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: break up.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: We got to bury. We got to resurrect the dead.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: And we have to trigger Tamara any way we possibly can.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: What do you call it when you dig up the dead?
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: There's a word. We have to exhume a body to
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: make this watchable. The show work. I'm like, okay.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: So I'm having to go with this. I'm like, we're
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: all right. We're going back years. We don't care now.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: We are going back years and I've got to get
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: on board. Second time watching this, I'm like, all right, fine.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: Hi, everyone.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: This is Jenny Garth and OMG. It is the conversation
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Beverly Hills 90210 fans have been waiting for.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: I go one-on-one with the Jason Priestley. Nothing is off limits.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Don't miss Brandon and Kelly together again out now. Listen
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: to 90210MG on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: you get your podcasts.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: Then we get a little break in the, the fighting
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: about things. And Carmela is talking to more.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: You know, he looked good this episode. You thought he
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: looked good.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Well, she's barely been sleeping. She's waking up every two
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: hours to regulate her blood sugar. Um, And then Adderall.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: Maybe you should lower the dose. You'll be okay. Lower
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: the dose.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: I need to tell you guys a little story about
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: me and Adderall. So right when I got out of
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: the hospital, they put me on steroids and Adderall because
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: they wanted to try to regulate my brain so I
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: could focus and at least have somewhat of a conversation.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: Didn't work. But me on Adderall... is not a good situation.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Me on steroids, bad. Me on Adderall and steroids.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: What does steroids do? What do you mean? Like it
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: makes you, my mom was on a steroid. She was
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: like drunk.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: I am on a steroid right now. And it looks
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: like I have like my belly is out like this.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: I look four and a half months.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: Worse. That's the worst feeling ever. Yeah.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: Constantly bloated. I'm not hungry at regular times. It's just
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: the worst, but either way, She's talking about how she's
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: stressed because she wanted to bond with everyone on the
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: Tokyo trip, except for Vicky. And I'm like, you do?
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: I don't want to.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: At this point.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: So she's really stressed. Yeah. And she's saying like her
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: sugar is off and her diabetes is off and the insulin.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: She's waking up for insulin all night. I think she
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: should really check in to maybe stay. regulator. Like something's off.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: If these are all things happening, I'm concerned for her health.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: I'm not kidding.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: I also don't, I mean, I'm not the smartest tool
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: in the shed, but I don't know. I mean, I
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: know diet Cokes aren't great for me, but I also
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: know monster drinks would be worse.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So by the way, monster drinks for breakfast, lunch,
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: and dinner and Adderall is really, that's a lot of stimulant. That's,
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: Is there a decaffeinated monster drink?
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Is there a decaffeinated Adderall?
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: No, because I... I don't have Adderall. I need it.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: But I stay away from it for the reason being.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: I don't want to get too skinny.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: I don't want to get too skinny or too focused,
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: so I'm telling you.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: That's such a lie, by the way.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: But then after then the ladies head to the tea
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: master ceremony and get dressed in traditional kimonos. Shannon's thrilled
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: because she says, I've been, you know, working on this
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: with my Spanx for years. I love getting things sucked in.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: So they said it made it like they pulled it
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: really tight.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: And.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: Like and then they all can't kneel. So we have
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: to pretend that this didn't happen, but all of a
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: sudden they're no longer kneeling and they all have this
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: additional blanket on their legs because they're all like, I
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: would be the same. We're all like old ladies. We
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: can't sit there kneeling like that. Like it's not happening.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: So they're all now sitting crisscross applesauce with the thing.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: I can't sit crisscross applesauce. Never could.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: You would just be laying flat.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: And I don't like my guts being tied in so tight. No.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: So none of them can breathe. They're all uncomfortable.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: They're probably starving. They're just wanting to have some tea.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: And I don't drink tea. No.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: And then they bring up, after the ceremony, Emily points
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: out that Shannon was very bothered when Alexis hugged Jen
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: at Tamara's Vena party, but wasn't upset about her hugging
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Vicky or that Alexis appeared on Vicky's podcast.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: Whoa. Okay. Wait a second. But she was on Vicky's
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: and then like whenever Vicky gets called out, she acts
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: like she's hearing it for the first time.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: Hold on.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: I have a podcast.
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: She's like, wait, two years ago. I don't remember the
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: dynamics of how she got on there, but I found
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: out two days before. But you don't remember, but you
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: found out two days before. You remember that you found
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: out two days before.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, and I'm not that close with you. So why
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: would I even tell you? But you're my best friend.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: It's like out of convenience, but we are close. I
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: should have called you and asked you or told you
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: if it was all right. No, you shouldn't have had
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: her on.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Well, I also am like, if we are going to
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: talk about Alexis this much this season, why didn't we
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: just make her on? Let's just bring her on.
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: When Carmela said I can't go to Tokyo, Alexis probably could.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: That would have... been, and Alexis would have went because
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: Tamara would have talked her into it. Yeah, for sure.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: She would have went. She would have thought that she,
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: what was the thing that she said the other night
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: that she would have given her the business or whatever
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: it was.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: She would have took her to task. Took her to task.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: She would have taken her to task and then the
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: rodents would be running and we'd be recapping.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: The rodents in there. And not only is it, and
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: they're big vaginas.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: We don't know if they're penises or vaginas, but they're
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: puffy and swollen.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: It's They have the puffiest chucks I've ever seen.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: They're definitely outies, not innies. Oh, my God. Well, don't worry.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: We're still here in this zen place where they all
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: have two toes.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, because they put the flip-flops on them. That's why.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: Because they had to take out the flip-flops, and then
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: they're sitting on the thing. And then Tamara points out
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: that Vicky was being hypocritical by allowing what happened between
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: tamra and shannon to affect their friendship then it we
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: we see the turn start to happen where we see
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: that tamra is going to start discussing the comments that
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: vicky has had and how she's hypocritical because she says
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: it's about shannon but also the things she said about
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: her daughter right um tamra says she's being attacked as
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: a mother by someone so close to her is the
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: most painful experience of her life um And then she
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: said if she could do it all over again, she
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: would sacrifice her happiness and stay miserable with her ex-husband
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: to avoid losing her child.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: Do I think all of this is completely true?
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: Do I think that Vicky knows this is a way
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: to push at Tamara? I don't think Vicky is confused.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: She goes after parenting. Remember, she went after parenting with Carmela.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: With Carmela.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: But Vicky always forgets what she said and did.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: Always.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: So here's the thing. For years, Tamara said, for years,
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: the first thing people come at me about is me
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: and my kids' relationship. She said it on Watch What
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: Happens Live.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: But they're not talking about the good relationship I have
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: with my other kids. They're just talking about the one
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: that there's a falling out.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: Right. And, you know, she did say, I'm sorry, but
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: it was a very like... There was no empathy. No, no, no, no.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: But you know who did have it? Shannon.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Shannon had an empathy for her. Because at this point,
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: we see Tamara completely break down. This is like she's
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: now in the fetal position. She's crying. Shannon's there for her.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: They're wiping each other's tears because they're both crying.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: I have to say, Shannon this season... It's not too bad.
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: I mean, come on, Teddy.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: And she's also losing her dog right now. So like
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: she's going through it.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: She's she's going through being lonely. She's going through losing
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: her dog. She's going through John getting married to the
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: person he basically left her for, which is a hard hit. Yeah.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: That was also on the television show.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: I mean, that was that was that. And, you know,
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: she's still and Tamara went to that wedding and she went.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and Shannon still is there for her. But I
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: think I realized that this was said, I don't know,
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: whenever it was said, a year and a half, two
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: years ago, whatever it was said on that podcast of Vicky's.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: But I think what's been happening is I think Tamara's
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: been holding it in because she didn't want to bring
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: it up at this point, but now she had to.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing. You give it life when you
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: bring it up, right?
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: But now she had to. But also... her bringing it
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: up and Vicky standing 10 toes down and double doubting
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: on it, seeing how devastated Tamara is over it, gives
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: Tamara the right to go say what she knows that
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: her kids aren't talking or something like that.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: And this is where we get into a very messy,
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: because then, I mean, we know for a fact, it's
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: said in the public eye, it's out there, not 15
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: years ago when the last time we saw something about
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: Tamara's daughter, but it's recently been out there that Michael
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: says he does not talk to Brianna since she's moved.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: That's Vicky's son. I mean, I didn't make this up.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: I'm not talking about other people's kids.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: I don't want to talk about kids at all, but
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: this is, it was set on the show.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: It was set on the show. So, and then we
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: also see Tamara alluding to the fact that, you know,
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: Vicky's not talking to her kids either. And don't throw
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: stones at glass houses. But also, why is Vicky... Like,
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: my go-to, if I... It depends on the person. Like,
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: if I want to hurt somebody really badly, I'm going
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: to pick something different for each person. Not everybody's going
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: to get your bad mother. Like, that might be one
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: of them, but that's not all of them. Why is
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: that her favorite, like, thing to put out there?
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I think because she... She's kind of
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: always saying what a good mother she is. Her kids
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: come first. She does everything for her kids. So she takes...
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: She gives herself a lot of credit. I don't know
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: Vicky's parenting. I don't know her as a mother. I
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: didn't watch her back when. I didn't watch the show
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: 20 years ago, faithfully. So I can say I don't
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: know a lot about that stuff with her. But Vicky
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: says all the time, even she said to Carmela, my
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: grandson's a year younger than your son. My daughter would
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: never leave him. You don't leave a kid by himself.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: So Vicky kind of prides herself, I feel like, on
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: saying she's a good mother. She gives her kids everything.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: But I think that those are the biggest fighting words
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: you can possibly do. There aren't any... There's not much
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: worse things you can say.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: Listen, I don't care if you bang the whole Giants
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: football team. I don't care if you're the biggest whore.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: I don't care what you are. But if you're a
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: bad mother and if you're mean to animals, you can...
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: You're just the devil.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: But also, if you're somebody who constantly points out that
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: other people are bad mothers, there's something behind that.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: There's something in her. There's some sort of insecurity. Like,
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: I make fun of myself because I can be, you know,
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: like a lunatic mom or I can't follow up with
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: the text messages.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, God, don't even ask my.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: Kids what life was like. I can mock myself, but
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: if somebody else were to say it other than Cruz—
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: I would be pissed.
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: So here's the thing. You would be pissed, but you
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: know what? Carmela wasn't that pissed. Carmela goes, I know
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: you could say what you want. I know the kind
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: of mother I am. Vicky has a mother hang up
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: maybe because she said her mother wasn't great. But yet when,
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: you know, she got the news of her mother, she
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: cried for her mother like a baby.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So, I mean, I think. I mean, it's a
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: hard scene to see all the crying. It's nice to
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: see Shannon there for Tamara. But then we're at the
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: next day at the market, and Vicky says Tamara is
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: trying to put a wedge between her and Shannon. This,
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: I don't, I'm having a hard time following. You tell
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: me if you're getting it.
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: If I think Vicky is putting a wedge between Tamara.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: Between her and Shannon. No, between Vicky and Shannon.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, no, not at all.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: So that's what I think this is boiling down to.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: Some sort of there used to be the Trace Amigas.
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: Then all of a sudden it was Shannon and Vicky.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: And now Tamara is starting to get close with Shannon again.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: And it's making Vicky go bananas.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: I don't I think that I don't see it because
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: I think that Vicky and Shannon are having their own
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: little thing, to be honest. And I don't think it's
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: got anything to do with Tamara. I don't think I'm
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: not intentionally on Tamara's not trying to do it. I
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: don't think Vicky's upset that Tamara's doing it. I think
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: that they are having a little bit of a separation
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: and friendship.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that now that another friendship is being formed,
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: now that Shannon and Tamara are finding a similar place,
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: now Vicky feels like she's being ganged up on.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like I said, I don't really see, I think
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: that Vicky just doesn't want to be around anybody. Right.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: Vicky doesn't want to be around anyone. She's not the
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: first day there in Tokyo. She doesn't want to be
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: at the restaurant. She doesn't want to be at the
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: slap me place. She doesn't want to be, I don't
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: want to be at the.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: Slap me place. I'm not holding that against her. I
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: don't want to be at that.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: I want to work at the slap me place. Um,
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: but then you see Vicky, like it's, it's, she's laying
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: in her bed, Heather and Gina come to comfort her.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: And they're like, maybe you could just meet us at
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: the market. You've got some work to do, right? Like,
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: why are we all like they're fully dressed and glammed?
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: They spoke to her like she was a child. Yeah. Like, OK,
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: you have work to do, right? She's like, yeah. And
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: then she picks up her phone and she's probably playing
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: like she showed her underwear, by the way.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: I was like, excuse me.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: I didn't see it.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: Hold on.
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: You just look like one of the rodents.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: So they're definitely like catering to Vicky feeling upset. Heather
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: is definitely talking to her like she's 11 years old.
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: Like she's like, I know you have work to do.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: And then come meet us.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: And then you can, you know, you can have an
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: ice packet on an ice thing on your boo-boo and
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: then you come out and then we're going to have
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: a good day together.
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't do like moody people.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: No, we're all here getting paid to do a job.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: Get up and do it or get out.
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: Well, do you think Vicky's coming back?
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: I don't even know because I mean, here's the truth.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: We are talking about Vicky.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: Does she get upset? That's right. You're right. Good point, Teddy.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: But does she get upset? Is she struggling with Mike
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: being home and being in a relationship and she doesn't
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: want to lose him? Because when she got that orange
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: and she walked around with that thing for two days,
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: she was going to fucking shove it up her crotch.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: She.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: Was never happier. She was fucking thrilled.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: She was so thrilled. So where did she lose the
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: luster of wanting to do this? It's because maybe of
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: her boyfriend.
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: And also I think she went right from girls strip
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: to Orange County. I think it was a lot for her.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: And I think she was in pain. I'm not making
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: excuses for her.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: We're talking the truth. Listen, let's talk the truth. Let's
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: not just be.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: I mean, There has never been a moment. I mean, yes,
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: I saw her very happy at BravoCon when she got
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: the orange back. But I think there's a difference between
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: feeling like you've lost something and getting it back and
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: actually wanting.
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: To do something. And actually doing it. And actually having
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: to be there.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: Every time I've shown up to any events for OC,
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm barely getting paid to be there. And
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: I'm like, Here I go. Smiles up.
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: Doesn't matter.
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: I just got cancer. I just got tumors removed.
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: Let's go.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about it. Let's, let's make this an episode.
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: Let's go. Right.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about my mental health.
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: But she doesn't ever want to talk about it. Like
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: that's the whole point of the show is to talk
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: about it. Yeah.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: But also she was raised in a place where she
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: was not able. I don't think she was able to
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: sit and talk to her mom about her feelings. See
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: what she said? She's like, my mom was very hard
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: on me. She was very critical. Vicky's limited because of that.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: But also to not be able to recall information. Like,
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: I can't recall certain information. Like, if you asked me
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: what time each of my kids are born right now,
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: I'd have to pull up my phone, pull up their name.
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: And their birth certificate, which I don't have. Any of
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: my kids.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: Mine has a three-hole punch. Yeah. But anyhow, then they
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: go to riding go-karts around the city. Could you imagine
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: me trying to drive one of those go-karts?
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: Where was Angie and Bronwyn for this? They got to
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: wear costumes. They should have flew them in. They should
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: have flew them in.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: Where was Angie and Bronwyn? Buying their boyfriends somewhere. Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: After riding the golf carts, Emily tells Tamara 30 minutes
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: after the tea ceremony what Vicky said behind Tamara's back. She's...
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: She carries tails.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: She carries... That's what my grandmother used to say. I've
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: never heard.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: That saying, but I like it. She says, and I'm
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: going to put this in quotations because I don't exactly
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: remember this, but I am going to read it. Yep.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: Everyone get really upset. I don't have, I do not have,
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: and I like, I don't have a memory to the
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: point where I can remember exactly what every housewife says
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: to one another. Emily says that Vicki says, This is
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: what Sydney was talking about. And I don't know everything.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: And I don't know everything. But all I know is
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: what Sydney said publicly. And I didn't pull that out
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: of thin air. So now we're not just going back
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: two years. We're going back 13 years.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: Right. Which I'm like, this is ridiculous now. This is ridiculous.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: This is absolutely ridiculous at this point. And.
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: You know, Tamara then insinuates that Brianna isn't speaking to Vicky.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: We've kind of already talked about this. Then we go
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: to Emily showing Gina. A text from Annabelle.
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, too. Oh, God.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: I mean, I just feel like we don't even really
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: need to recap it. We're just on this Shane embarrassment tour.
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: You know, Shane can't catch a break in that house.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: Shane, you're not getting a thank you. And I'm doubting
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: that you're going to need to figure out how to
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: pleasure anybody anytime soon.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: No, she said they have sex now. They do?
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Remember when she said she had sex and ate
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: sandwiches at the same time?
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, God, I believe her. But she's just now she's
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: having a dirty, dirty Dr. Pepper.
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, now she's having a dirty Dr.
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: Pepper.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: But they all kind of laugh about it. Um, then
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: Heather hosts.
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: Heather hosts, like Heather, Heather, we call her Heather hosts.
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: Heather hosts, um, Heather hosts a sushi making dinner. Um,
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: and they're all pretty terrible about it. They make jokes
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: about Jen didn't have a hole for a while. Cause
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: remember Jen had a broken vagina and the penis couldn't
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: go in for a while.
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: This woman making the sushi. has no time for them.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: Also, she has no time for them? I also wonder,
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: at this point, how many bites of food have these
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: women eaten in three days?
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: A lot, because that's all they do.
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: But I don't think they're eating. I've watched. I've waited
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: for chewing. I haven't seen a chew.
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: So you're saying, like, they weren't eating the food. They
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: were just going and sitting and.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: And being served food and then not eating it. Because
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: in that whole... Like that whole table was filled with sushi.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: And then Tamara calls out the awkward tension between her
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: and Vicky. And Vicky says that they rekindled their friendship
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: and they agreed to leave the past behind.
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: I love that, though. I did like when they made up,
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: by the way.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: But at this point, they're still not making up. Then
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: Vicky accuses Tamara of stirring up drama and says she
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: didn't cause the rift with Sidney and tells Drama to
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: watch her mouth.
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: And here's the thing. I feel like you really want
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: me to say it. I'm going to say it.
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: Vicky doesn't like Tamara and doesn't want to be around her.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: I think Vicky doesn't like a lot of people and
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: doesn't like to be around a lot of them. But
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: I think there's something with Tamara.
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: She can't get past it.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: She can't get past it. And so she's going to
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: pull up the same exact things that she knows is
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: going to hurt her the worst. Which anybody knows that
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: watches the show.
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: She's like, I don't want to be around her. She's like,
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: I don't want to be around her.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: And then they're like, you're not a soft, squishy person.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: They're like, you're not either. And it's just, we're kind
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: of seeing back and forth throughout the entire episode. Vicky
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: leaves again. She's so upset. I love that all the
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: women are like, let's get the fuck out of Dodge
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: before wine's thrown.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: Like, let's go. No, honestly, they really... They're over it.
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: These women, by the way, they're starting to look tired.
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: Jet lag's hitting them bad. They're not eating the food.
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: It's not for them. They're filming hours on hours. Time
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: change like a motherfucker.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: They've now been to four locations in the same outfit.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: I'm like, how many days? And then we see that
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: there's still more. The next time they're in a costume.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: They're getting, what, four episodes out of this?
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but then we get back to Carmella and she's
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: having issues with Derny. So then we get back to Osi, hopefully.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: But then.
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: Hopefully.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: Hopefully. Then Shannon follows Vicky and talks her into going
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: back into the room to talk with Tamra. Tamara and
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: her confessional calls out Vicky's own kids for not speaking
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: with her. This we've heard. This same thing. At this
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: point now, they have told us a thousand times. I
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: didn't need to watch it twice to get it that
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: both of them have said these things about each other now.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: Right. No, you didn't need to watch it twice, period.
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: Let's just leave it at that. But this is a
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: great scene, I think, between the two of them.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I think Vicky reflects on the hurt
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: Tamara's caused her through their 16-year friendship. Vicky says in
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: her confessional that Tamara has a flippant tongue and understands
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: why Sydney would be upset with her. And then while
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: they're together, Vicky breaks down saying if she could take
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: it back, she could.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: That's all Tamara wanted to hear. But then she said
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: it again in her confessional. Again.
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: It's just, I'm as the girl from Real Housewives of
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: Dallas would say, my panty liner is exhausted. I am
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: exhausted by this.
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: She's not going to stop. Teddy, Vicky's not going to
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: stop saying it. So the only thing that Tamara can
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: do is ignore her when she says it. That's it.
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: She can't help us. She cannot help herself.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: She can't help herself. Then the girls are all trying
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: to figure out what's happening. Shannon gets Vicky back in there.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: They have this hug. Then Vicky awkwardly taps her on
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: the butt and says, okay, sugar tits. And then we're good.
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: And then Tamara walks away thinking they're good. And then
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: she goes into her confessional and says it again. Yeah.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: Says it again.
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: I think she likes getting a rise out of Tamara.
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: I think she like I think she clearly she knows
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: what gets her eyes out of Tamra.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: It's a control thing. It's a control thing. She wants
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: to be able to cause that hurt.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: Well, I think there's also a point and maybe I'm
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: just speculating, but I think there's a point of her
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: that is pissed off that Tamra got hired back before
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: she did. And so because of that, she wants to
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: stick it to her every chance she can. Like you've
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: chosen this career over your children. You know, like you've
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: chosen to be on TV.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Maybe, you know, maybe you, maybe you're onto something
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: being that, being that, that's what she brought up.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know, but I think. I don't know.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: We're not Dr. Menudo.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: The other women they're, they're like, we don't care what happens.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: We're out. Tamara's laying on the couch. Vicky's limping up
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: the stairs. Like, this episode is over, and I am grateful.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: Thank God. Thank you, God. Thank dear God.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: You know, so I don't know what next week entails.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: They're going to be in costumes.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: I didn't watch the coming attractions.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: Well, because you were so mad at the episode. But
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: the coming attractions, they're coming.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: All right, well.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: They're getting us talking. I mean, we were able to
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: talk for an hour. Granted, we talked about ourselves for
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: the first 30 minutes.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: What's wrong with that? Anyway. Hey, guys, I hope you
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: enjoyed this episode as much as we did. Our episode,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: I mean, when I say that. And don't forget to
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: screenshot portions of your group text where people go rogue
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: so we can read them off.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we want every one of yours. Like that one
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: moment where you're like, shit, that person took it too far.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: Send it to us.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: There goes, yeah, nothing good lasts forever. There goes the
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: friend group.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: Well, thanks for tuning in to another episode of Two
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: Teas in a Pod. I love you, Dolores.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: Love you.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: And I will be talking to you soon.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: Bye.