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Evolution For Stupid People By Brett Keane · Brett Keane and Eve Show

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  Well, hello ladies and gentlemen, my name is Brett
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  Keane and you are watching and listening to GOD TV Radio.
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  the Place of Elon Musk. Today we're going to talk about
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  why people who believe in evolution are usually stupid or
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  brain dead, or they're delusional.
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  There's a lot of people out there who are delusional, who
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  believe a lot of things, and they do so confidently 'cause
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  they actually think it's true. They actually think it's real.
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  Today we're going to politely and nicely mock evolution and
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  explain a lot of reasons why it is that it simply isn't true,
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  and it's nothing more than a mental illness.
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  You see this thing on the screen.
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  This represents you when you're watching this video.
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  This is supposed to represent what you were and what you will
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  become. Right now, you're just a ship
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  Pebble in the water. Here we go.
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  So you're growing. And the video of course gives no
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  explanation on why you're going through all these changes
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  whatsoever. You look like a little ball with
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  balls inside and hair. You look like a hairy ball sack.
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  Now all you're stretching out to something that has an unusual
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  shape. Now you look like a turd and
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  suddenly you've grown reptilian skin and you have the strange
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  dorsal fin going on. You have some weird dots on your
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  head that appear to be like a mouth that is forming.
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  Looks like you've grown some teeth and something that looks
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  like an eyeball. And the evolutionist doesn't
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  explain how it is that you're going through all these
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  different changes. It doesn't explain how your
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  eyeballs even evolved or came into existence to be exact.
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  There you are looking like a salamander.
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  Look like a a cross between a fucking lizard and a crocodile.
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  There you go. This was allegedly you.
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  And then at some point in time you're going to grow hair.
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  You'll get out of the water. They didn't show the
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  transformation from you going out of the water into the there
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  you are as a fucking rat. A lot of atheists, they say,
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  Brett, why do you say we were rats for?
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  Because that's what science claims, that you were an ancient
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  rat. You turned into a fucking tree
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  squirrel and then the tree squirrel turned into this
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  monkey. And at some point in time you
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  lost your fucking tail. There you are standing up.
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  You got bored of crawling around and hanging from trees.
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  And this is showing over on the right hand corner.
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  Homo erectus. It's basically showing the
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  different bullshit you went through in order to become what
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  you are. So yeah, that's you.
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  And let's let's show off the little rat monster.
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  Yeah, yeah, that looks like a fucking rat to me.
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  Ladies and gentlemen, I don't go fuck what anybody says.
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  That's a that's a fucking rat. Yeah, it's an ugly one at that.
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  So this is supposedly what you became.
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  Now, there's a couple different problems, obviously.
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  One, how the hell did you go from an amphibious like creature
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  to having fucking hair? At what point in time did the
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  slop that was in the water that looks like snot and fucking
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  floating turds from the movie Caddyshack?
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  When did it decide that it was going to start creating male and
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  females? And how did it nature select the
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  ability for a female to carry babies or offspring within its
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  womb? As were another Organism that
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  seemed to be coming from the exactly the same thing, decided
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  it was going to grow a penis and balls, and it just so happened
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  to be those fucking compatible with the vagina that would
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  appear on the other glob of shit that was floating around the
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  water. Well, a couple different things.
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  You got to ask yourself, through this evolutionary process, how
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  did the Organism stay In Sync with each other sexually and how
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  did they remain compatible? That's one thing #2 how the fuck
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  did you go for it from a water creature to a land creature, and
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  where's the information and nature coming from that produces
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  legs and feet and the survival tendencies and traits that they
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  claim? There's nothing in nature.
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  If you were to run around the fucking world 100 times, you're
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  not going to find any like magical urn or some kind of
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  power source that produces arms and legs.
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  If we could do that, then we would be fucking giving arms and
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  legs to all the veterans who've had their body parts blown off
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  for accidentally stepping on fucking land mines.
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  It is what it is. Ladies and gentlemen, how did
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  this happen? Don't you find it fascinating
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  that these creatures, they allegedly came into existence
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  through salt water and all kinds of shit that we can't normally
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  drink, we can't normally survive in?
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  If we attempted to live in any of the environments that
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  supposedly our ancestors lived in, we wouldn't fucking survive
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  a day on that shut impossible. So here it is.
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  I get a lot of atheists, you say, Brett, Why do you always
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  say that we evolved from fucking rats?
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  Well, that looks like a fucking rat to me.
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  Ladies and gentlemen, if you were running around in a
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  junkyard in Saint Louis, which I have been in Saint Louis junk
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  yards before, and you seen something like that walking
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  around, you'd be like, where's my fucking cat?
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  Or you would fucking shoot it, or you would freak out and
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  probably run. For those out there who are
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  fucking deftly afraid of rats and shit and snakes and such,
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  like, yeah. So, yeah, where where the fuck
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  did the vagina and the penis come from on these things?
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  At what point in time did the fish divide itself?
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  And the other fish grew a vagina and said, all right, you're
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  going to be able to insert your pecker here, and this is how
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  we're going to reproduce. Who who come up with this
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  fucking idea? And the make matters worse.
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  Ladies and gentlemen, as I finish this video, there is no
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  evidence or facts that this shit ever happened.
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  An atheist might say, well if you look into the DNA of rats
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  around the world, you'll see similarity in the DNA.
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  So fucking what? There's similarities between
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  humans and koala bears too. Koala bears have little nubby
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  ass hands. Just because their hands look
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  somewhat similar, just because a fucking monkey can burp and
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  fart, that doesn't mean because of its similarities, that makes
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  us a fucking monkey. So yeah, I'm trying to keep it
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  simple for those out there who are too stupid and who were
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  illiterate when going to school and didn't even bother to read
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  the science books. I'm trying to keep it on a level
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  where even the layman can understand what evolution is
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  claiming. I think that's one of our
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  biggest problems is the scientists out here.
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  They claim all kinds of shit and they use these extremely big
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  fucking words and then people just get wary and they get tired
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  and they say, well, if an authority figure says so, if
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  somebody you know, who claims to be smart, went to school and
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  shouldn't actually deal with any of this nonsense says so, then
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  sure, I'm a fucking rat. I'm a fish.
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  I'm a fucking glob of snot in the fucking water that came from
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  a a fucking energy vent. And originally before that came
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  out of a fucking rock. Because that's that's
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  unfortunately where it leads to when you go backwards in
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  evolution, you're going to have to get to a point where you say,
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  well, if there is no God and there is no guidance and there
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  is no intelligence behind it, then where did the life form
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  actually come from? Where was its origin?
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  And you'd have to finally come to the conclusion that it would
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  have come from the earth itself. It would have come from the
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  fucking ground where rocks and derd are.
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  Now, that's the one thing that religious people and non
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  believers have in common, by the way.
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  Religious people do believe we came out of the earth, that we
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  came out of the soil, the material of the earth.
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  The difference between the atheist and religious person is
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  the religious person actually thinks that there needed to be a
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  guiding process in order for nature and its laws to work.
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  Laws require lawgiver. It's where the fucking atheists
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  have come along like an idiot and tell you that it magically
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  appeared by its fucking selves. Well, I don't have enough faith
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  to believe in that kind of magic.
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  And that's what atheists believe.
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  If you say that you accept evolution, that you believe
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  evolution, and then you will say in the same fucking turn that
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  you also don't believe in magic, then, well, what do you call
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  this? This is a metamorphosis.
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  This is like druid shit right here.
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  This is like magical World of Warcraft Druid where you change
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  them in the different forms of creature.
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  All right, that's all I got for you.
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  Ladies and gentlemen, have a wonderful day.