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Episode #3984 The New Phil Hendrie Show · The World of Phil Hendrie

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Speaker 1: All right, let's try to get him in. And now
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Speaker 1: it's time for the Coach Vernon Dozier Show on the
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Speaker 1: world-famous Phil Henry Show platform. Yes, Coach Dozier, who's considering
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Speaker 1: a career change. He's considering going out on the road
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Speaker 1: and dancing. Dancing? Okay, that was... Yeah, I'd appreciate it
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Speaker 1: if you'd not say anything. Here's Coach Vernon Dozier. I
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Speaker 1: was told I could do that. Yeah, this is Coach
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Speaker 1: Vernon Dozier. Okay, so the cat's been let out of
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Speaker 1: the bag. I didn't know. Nobody said anything to me.
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Speaker 1: You were not told by Mr. Hendry or anybody to
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Speaker 1: just don't say anything about me dancing until I say. No,
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Speaker 1: I didn't. I just said, you know, here's Coach Dozier,
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Speaker 1: and he's going to be talking to you about dancing. Okay,
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Speaker 1: thanks very much. Yeah, this is Coach Vernon Dozier here
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Speaker 1: on the world famous Phil Henry Show platform, podcast platform.
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Speaker 1: This is Coach Dozier, the Coach Dozier Show. And the
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Speaker 1: top of my head itches. If you're watching on the video,
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Speaker 1: you may see me scratching my head. I don't know
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Speaker 1: why that is. But anyway, as many of you know,
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Speaker 1: to support myself while I was looking for coaching jobs,
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Speaker 1: this is after I played pro football. I played professional
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Speaker 1: football in Canada for six years. And then I came
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Speaker 1: back to the States to coach. And getting jobs was
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Speaker 1: not all that easy. You'd think that, well, at the
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Speaker 1: pro level, maybe I'd get some assistant coach or some
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Speaker 1: offensive line coach or something like that. Not nothing. There
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Speaker 1: was nothing doing. And I think it's because I wanted
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Speaker 1: to come back to the States. I didn't want to
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Speaker 1: coach in Canada. But even coming back to the States
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Speaker 1: was tough. So while I was looking for coaching jobs,
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Speaker 1: I needed to support myself. And I would go door
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Speaker 1: to door and dance. And yeah, Phil, I just want
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Speaker 1: to ask you, you said that you're not really a
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Speaker 1: trained dancer. No, I wasn't. So when the lady answered
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Speaker 1: the door, what were you doing? When she answered the door,
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Speaker 1: I was already, yeah, doing some dance steps. Okay, he's laughing.
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Speaker 1: Knock it off, bud. Okay, sorry. I was already doing
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Speaker 1: some dance steps. And I'd say, hey, have you got,
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Speaker 1: you know. And you're asking questions while you're moving. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: have you got anything to eat? I was always very specific.
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Speaker 1: I'd say I'd really appreciate it if you have a
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Speaker 1: wedge of pie and something with meat in it. You know,
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Speaker 1: like if you have a wedge of pie and like
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Speaker 1: a hot dog. Get out of here, bud. Well, it's funny.
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Speaker 1: Just get out of here. Yeah. Thank you. Are you
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Speaker 1: guys going to get a wedge of pie and a
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Speaker 1: hot dog? I don't know, man. Yeah? What about it? Done. So, uh...
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Speaker 1: So you asked for a wedge of pie and a
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Speaker 1: hot dog. I would ask, do you have any meat? And,
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Speaker 1: you know, a couple of people would go, wouldn't you
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Speaker 1: like to know? You know, the arched eyebrow thing. And
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Speaker 1: were these women or men? They're both. Both of them.
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Speaker 1: I'd say I'd like some pie. Okay. because I'm supporting
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Speaker 1: myself here by going door to door and dancing. I'm
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Speaker 1: looking to get a coaching job. And that totally threw them.
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Speaker 1: They're like, what? But I danced and the women would say, okay,
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Speaker 1: let's see what you got. And in the meantime, they're
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Speaker 1: in the kitchen digging around for some pie, wedge of
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Speaker 1: pie and maybe a sausage link or something. Because I
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Speaker 1: told them I would love pie and anything you have
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Speaker 1: in the way of meat. One of them thought she
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Speaker 1: was funny. She brought her husband around the corner. She goes,
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Speaker 1: you know, and I said, okay, see you later. And
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Speaker 1: I stopped dancing. I just be in to, you know,
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Speaker 1: walk across her lawn, which pissed her off. I flipped
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Speaker 1: her off and kept on going. Where was this? It
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Speaker 1: was Woodland Hills. Out in Woodland Hills. Yeah. And I just,
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Speaker 1: I just said, okay, that's it. You know, she, when
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Speaker 1: I said, do you have a piece of meat? She
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Speaker 1: brings her husband around the corner. I said, you and you,
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Speaker 1: all of you out there. And I raised two fingers
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Speaker 1: and I walked across her lawn and kept on going.
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Speaker 1: Coach Vernon Dozier is with us folks here on the
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Speaker 1: Phil Henry show. Coach Dozier is going to be doing
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Speaker 1: a one-man show. Can I just go ahead? He's going
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Speaker 1: to be talking about his coaching career, and there will
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Speaker 1: be dancing. You'll be accompanied by, is it the Bud Turlog?
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Speaker 1: The Bud Turlog Orchestra, yeah. Bud, he jams with these
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Speaker 1: guys over here in the, I forget where it is.
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Speaker 1: It's a lodge over there in Woodland Hills. It's not
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Speaker 1: Woodland Hills, but it's in the valley someplace. Okay. And
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Speaker 1: they jam, and so Bud Turlog will be doing the music,
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Speaker 1: and it's Vernon Dozier. I'll dance, and that's none of
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Speaker 1: your business. That's the name of it. That's what, yeah,
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Speaker 1: because I want people to know, yes, I did dance.
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Speaker 1: And I did it to support myself. And it ain't
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Speaker 1: nobody's business but mine how I make my living. I
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Speaker 1: wasn't making a living that way. Well, you were looking to, Coach,
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Speaker 1: you were looking to support yourself. That's right. So I
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Speaker 1: would ring the doorbell. And you'd already be dancing. I'd
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Speaker 1: be like, yeah, I'd be dancing already. And the woman
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Speaker 1: would answer, and she'd look at me like I was
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Speaker 1: something that just dropped out of a cow's ass. Well,
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Speaker 1: it's pretty strange looking, isn't it? A man stands there dancing?
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Speaker 1: It was. But I explained. I said, ma'am, I'm looking
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Speaker 1: for something to eat. I'm happy to dance for you.
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Speaker 1: I'm Vernon Dozier. Yeah. And I would like to do
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Speaker 1: a twirl. I did a full layout. You know, then
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Speaker 1: I did a little bit of the running man and
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Speaker 1: the cabbage patch. Yeah. What are you people looking at?
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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to figure out what it looks like.
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Speaker 1: What are you doing in here, bud? God damn it. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: Bud's right. What does it look like to you? But anyway,
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Speaker 1: that's okay. So you were dancing, and then what? What
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Speaker 1: do you mean, and then what? Then the women came
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Speaker 1: out with the pie and the wedge of cheese or
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Speaker 1: whatever it was. Well, you wanted a wedge of cheese. Well,
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Speaker 1: I wanted something to eat. Yeah, we get it. Okay.
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Speaker 1: So Coach Vernon Dozier has a new show, a one-man
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Speaker 1: show called Vernon Dozier, I Dance, and You Got Nothing
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Speaker 1: to Say About It. There he goes. What are you
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Speaker 1: laughing at, Bill? I don't know. It struck me as
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Speaker 1: very funny. I'm Vernon. What is it called? It's called
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Speaker 1: I'm Coach Vernon Dozier. I dance. And what do you
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Speaker 1: got to say about that? Nothing? Good. Okay, you know, Phil,
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Speaker 1: I've come on your show so many times, I've been
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Speaker 1: laughed at like I'm the freak of the week, like
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Speaker 1: I'm something sitting up here. I'm something sitting up here
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Speaker 1: with an extra head, you know? And I know I've
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Speaker 1: got more than that. I know I've got a lot
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Speaker 1: to offer the world. Okay, take it easy, Coach. Coach,
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. It's
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Speaker 1: all right. Coach, you're a great coach. You've had successful
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Speaker 1: runs as a coach. By God, more than that, you're
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Speaker 1: legendary among high school coaches in California. You are whoopee-doo. Well,
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Speaker 1: that's something, Coach. As you said, at the high school
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Speaker 1: level and the college level, the pressure's the same. Okay,
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Speaker 1: and now you're going to go out. Now, who talked you,
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Speaker 1: not talked you into it, but whose idea was this
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Speaker 1: for you to go and do a one-man show Dancing.
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Speaker 1: It was mine. It was my wife, Mandy. And is
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Speaker 1: that Mandy? Let's not go through this again. So what's
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Speaker 1: her name? Mandy. I just heard you say Meandy. I'll
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Speaker 1: say Meandy so that everybody feels good about it. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Her name's Mindy and Mandy, so I call her Meandy
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Speaker 1: or Me-nya-nya-nya. Fuck. You want some water? Yeah. Thank you.
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Speaker 1: So Coach Dozier, your show will be dancing and you storytelling, right?
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Speaker 1: I'll be telling stories from my years as a coach.
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Speaker 1: I'm Coach Vernon Dozier. I danced. The name of the
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Speaker 1: show is I'm Coach Vernon Dozier. I danced to get
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Speaker 1: where I am today, and I'm going to keep on
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Speaker 1: dancing to get where I want to go. That's not
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Speaker 1: a very long, is it too long a title? No.
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Speaker 1: Why do you say that? I'm Coach Vernon Dozier. I
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Speaker 1: danced to get where I am today. He's laughing again. Phil, sorry.
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Speaker 1: I'm Coach Vernon Dozier. I dance to get where I
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Speaker 1: am today and I'll keep dancing to get where I
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Speaker 1: want to go. Yeah. Who's got, well, you guys look
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Speaker 1: like you've got a problem with that. It's a very
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Speaker 1: long title. So there's a lot of long titles in
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Speaker 1: show business. You know, the, uh, what was the one about, uh,
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Speaker 1: how I forget there was one, there was one show
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Speaker 1: that they had that was called, uh, my four daughters
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Speaker 1: and how I, you know, how I dress them, something
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Speaker 1: like that. I can't know. I know what you're talking about. Yeah. So, um,
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Speaker 1: in this show, I come out, I go, I'm Vernon Dozier.
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Speaker 1: I wish we had Lang Delton around here. That would
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Speaker 1: be great. Lang could do the mouth orchestra. But basically,
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Speaker 1: I come out and I go, hi, I'm Vernon Dozier.
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Speaker 1: And then I start to dance. Now, if you don't
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Speaker 1: mind me asking, what is the costume? At that point,
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Speaker 1: I'm wearing shorts and some sandals. Fuck both of you.
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Speaker 1: Did you say that to me? No, I'm sorry. I
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Speaker 1: was pointing at Phil and Bud. Sit down. Come on, Coach.
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Speaker 1: Sit down. Well, Coach, you've got to understand. That's funny.
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Speaker 1: So you start the show in underwear. I didn't say it.
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Speaker 1: I said shorts and sandals. Are you wearing a shirt?
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Speaker 1: I have a shirt open to my navel. Oh, so
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Speaker 1: it's almost like an island or a Caribbean thing. No,
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Speaker 1: not really. No, it's just how I dressed back in
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Speaker 1: the day. So I'm Coach Dozier, and I'm a legendary coach,
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Speaker 1: and it's time now to dance. Yeah. Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. And I
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Speaker 1: was wearing sandals, shorts. Then I go backstage and I
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Speaker 1: change out of that. And I get into a, you're
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Speaker 1: going to laugh at this, but there's a reason for this.
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Speaker 1: I get into like a rabbit suit. Okay. Why that?
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Speaker 1: Because I want to show the difference between me just
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Speaker 1: dancing and me now in show business costume. So as
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Speaker 1: I'm in shorts and sandals and an open shirt and
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Speaker 1: I'm dancing, I say, this is how I supported myself.
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Speaker 1: I would dance for food. For pie, for a wedge
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Speaker 1: of pie, sometimes a ham sandwich or a bologna sandwich
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Speaker 1: or something like that. But sometimes I had to get
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Speaker 1: to where I was going fast because I had a
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Speaker 1: professional dance gig to do. You had a professional dance
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Speaker 1: gig to do, but you're going door to door to
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Speaker 1: try to get something to eat. by dancing. Yes. Well,
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Speaker 1: what happened? Why did you have to do that? Because
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Speaker 1: I wasn't very successful. I wasn't making a lot of money,
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Speaker 1: but I would wear the rabbit suit to say, see,
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Speaker 1: I am a pro. This is what I'm going to
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Speaker 1: be wearing in about an hour and a half over
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Speaker 1: here at the whatever theater. I'll be dressed as a rabbit.
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Speaker 1: Meaning you're a professional. Yes. This is, what's my name?
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Speaker 1: You're General Chakad. General, yeah, General Galen Shaw. We have
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Speaker 1: Coach Vernon Dozier on with us here. And he's talking
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Speaker 1: to us about his career as a coach and how
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Speaker 1: he supported himself looking for coaching jobs, dancing door to door.
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Speaker 1: And now he's doing a one-man show to tell that story. Exactly.
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Speaker 1: So I'm going to do some narration. I'll have slides
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Speaker 1: of me dancing. I'll have slides of me coaching. And
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Speaker 1: slides of me playing football. Just one slide after the
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Speaker 1: next behind me. And I'll say, I'm Coach Vernon Dozier.
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Speaker 1: And I've been down a rough road. A real rough road.
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Speaker 1: I danced to get enough to eat. Door to door.
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Speaker 1: I may be the only guy that ever danced door
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Speaker 1: to door. Am I proud of that? No, I'm not.
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Speaker 1: Why not? Why not? Yeah, why wouldn't you be proud
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Speaker 1: of that? It's a unique thing, Vernon. Yeah, sure. It's
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Speaker 1: a unique thing. Walking around. With your fly open, maybe
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Speaker 1: unique in any given situation, but do you think that's
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Speaker 1: like your fly open? I think in a lot of ways, yeah,
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Speaker 1: if you're exposing yourself in a one-man show, but that's
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Speaker 1: what I'm doing. So, hi, I'm Vernon Dozier, and this
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Speaker 1: is Coach Vernon Dozier. I dance, what about it? You've
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Speaker 1: changed the name of this thing about six times. Essentially,
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Speaker 1: that's the name of it. I danced, what about it? Yes.
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Speaker 1: And I start dancing, and I go, I went door
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Speaker 1: to door after I quit college coaching. After I quit coaching,
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Speaker 1: I went door to door, or excuse me, after I
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Speaker 1: quit playing, I went door to door to try to
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Speaker 1: get enough to eat while I was looking for coaching jobs.
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Speaker 1: And what did I do? I danced. So the lady
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Speaker 1: would answer the door and she'd go, may I help you?
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Speaker 1: And I'd go, yeah, you know, and I'd break in.
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Speaker 1: I'd be wearing a pair of hot pants, you know,
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Speaker 1: tight shorts, really, you know, real tight shorts, barefoot. While
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Speaker 1: you were going door to door, I'd be barefoot with
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Speaker 1: just real tight shorts on and no shirt. And I'd
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Speaker 1: be kind of like, ooh, rubbing my chest, stuff like that.
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Speaker 1: So you're doing a sex act for these housewives? Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I mean, that's how you're supposed to do it. So, Coach,
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Speaker 1: when did you finally stop doing the dancing and got
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Speaker 1: into coaching? You found a coaching job. You were full-time.
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Speaker 1: You didn't have to dance anymore. That was when I
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Speaker 1: got the gig in the USFL, when I went to
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Speaker 1: work for the Boston Breakers. Okay, that was it. That
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Speaker 1: was it. And then, you know, there were a couple
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Speaker 1: of times when I came to California and I was
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Speaker 1: working for the LA Express and the league went under
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Speaker 1: and I was between coaching jobs then. It's when I
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Speaker 1: finally got my job at Belmar Academy, went back to
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Speaker 1: high school coaching, that it was lean times. So I
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Speaker 1: know sooner did I get the word that the LA
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Speaker 1: Express was folding and that the USFL was folding that
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Speaker 1: I got back into those tight shorts and And I
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Speaker 1: got my sandals. These sandals were, you've got to understand,
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Speaker 1: I'm not a cross-dresser, but these sandals, they were like
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Speaker 1: a high-heel sandal. And I'd kick my leg and go, yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 1: you know. God damn it. Bud, knock it off. Sorry.
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Speaker 1: I would march around kicking my legs up and going,
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Speaker 1: Vernon Dozier is in town, something like that. And I'd say,
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Speaker 1: how do you like it, ladies? And I'll take a
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Speaker 1: bologna sandwich if you've got one. So you're doing this
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Speaker 1: and you're asking them, is there food? Yeah, pretty much.
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Speaker 1: And I'd say, if you're enjoying this dancing, I would love,
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Speaker 1: I would love a bologna sandwich. And did you get one?
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Speaker 1: Did I get one? The sandwich. Oh, I'm sorry. Yes,
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Speaker 1: I did. Yeah, fortunately for me, the women enjoyed it.
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Speaker 1: And you were shirtless. Well, Mr. Henry, why are you
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Speaker 1: pressing this point home? I just want to know, man.
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Speaker 1: I mean, it's an interesting... I don't know, interesting way of,
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Speaker 1: you weren't even making a living. You were just trying
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Speaker 1: to get money enough for food. I was trying to,
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Speaker 1: or actually, I was just asking them for food. Do
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Speaker 1: you have food? Didn't even say no, and you dance
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Speaker 1: like a cripple? Nobody ever said that, bud, no. What
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Speaker 1: a stupid question, bud. Well, I mean, did anybody just
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Speaker 1: say you dance? It suck? It suck? I mean, it sucks. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I had a bunch of people say, would you stop?
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Speaker 1: You suck. I had one guy say, you're a dancer?
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Speaker 1: I said, yes, sir. What do you think? What do
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Speaker 1: you think you're looking at here? He goes, well, you
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Speaker 1: suck every... He said something like, you suck every badger
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Speaker 1: in the creek. You believe that? No, you're laughing. Well,
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Speaker 1: that was a weird thing to say. Oh, man. Are
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Speaker 1: you guys going to edit this, right? We'll do a
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Speaker 1: lot of editing on it, yes. Vernon Dozier, my guest
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Speaker 1: here on the world-famous Phil Henry Show. He is going
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Speaker 1: to be going out dancing. As you know, he danced
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Speaker 1: door-to-door for food when he was looking for coaching jobs.
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Speaker 1: But now he's taking it on the road as a
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Speaker 1: one-man show to explain and to listen, you know, to
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Speaker 1: have people listen to your story as a coach. What, Margaret?
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Speaker 1: What do you do? You're unbuttoning and buttoning your shirt.
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Speaker 1: Don't you know there's a video camera on you? Oh, shit. Sorry, folks.
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Speaker 1: I keep forgetting that I'm on camera. That was like me, Phil.
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Speaker 1: I mean, when I was going door-to-door... I would, you know,
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Speaker 1: sometimes I'd unzip, you know, and pull, you know, pull
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Speaker 1: my pants down. I would go, well, shit, you know,
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Speaker 1: what am I doing? You did what? I mean, I literally,
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Speaker 1: I would get so relaxed dancing and I'd ask these women,
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Speaker 1: have you got a bologna sandwich? I would really, that
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Speaker 1: would rock the house. Someone would come out with coffee. Meantime,
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Speaker 1: I just unzipped and almost like I'm pulling my pants down,
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Speaker 1: but I didn't. It's one of those moves. And then
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Speaker 1: I realized, what are you doing, you jackass? Pull your
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Speaker 1: pants back up and be a man, you know? Well,
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Speaker 1: Coach Vernon Dozier. Yeah, sure. No, no, no. Coach Vernon
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Speaker 1: Dozier has been my guest. The name of the show
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Speaker 1: is I'm Coach Vernon Dozier. What are you going to
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Speaker 1: make of it? The name of the show is I'm
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Speaker 1: Coach Vernon Dozier. Yep, that's me. Anybody here got a
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Speaker 1: problem with it? You just spit right in my face.
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I was laughing. I didn't mean to. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: that was like it came out like a bullet. Oh,
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Speaker 1: my God, Phil. It's all in his eye. Oh, God. Oh, God.
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Coach. Oh, God. I spit in Coach Dozier's eye.
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Speaker 1: You okay? Oh, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
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Speaker 1: Hold still. Ow. Okay, I'm fine. What are you laughing at?
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Speaker 1: I don't know, dude. I just, uh... I'm glad I
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Speaker 1: know you, Coach. I'm glad I know you. Yes, it's
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Speaker 1: been the Coach Vernon Dozier show here as we talk
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Speaker 1: about Coach Dozier and his new one-man show dancing about,
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Speaker 1: what's it called again? It's called I'm Coach Vernon Dozier,
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Speaker 1: I dance door-to-door. Sit on this if you don't like it.
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Speaker 1: That's not what you called it. I know, but I'm... Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Coach Dozier danced and supported himself that way and this
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Speaker 1: one-man show is going to be We'll have dancing in
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Speaker 1: it and explain your life. Yeah, except I could probably
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Speaker 1: say it better than you, Phil. It sounds like you
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Speaker 1: were doing this. You were going... Sorry, I didn't mean to...
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Speaker 1: You should be grateful, Coach Dozier, that Phil's giving you
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Speaker 1: his time. Yes, I am. God, his band's terrible. What
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Speaker 1: are you talking about? It's a Belmar Academy... Terrible? Listen, yeah...
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Speaker 1: The world-famous Phil Hendry Show is executive produced by Phil
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Speaker 1: Thank you, Coach. Thank you. Coach Dozier. Thanks, Coach.