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- 0:00Speaker 1: Kaboom if you thought four hours a day 1200 minutes
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- 0:19Speaker 1: hot takes break free for something special the fifth hour
- 0:23Speaker 1: with ben maller starts right.
- 0:25Speaker 2: Now In the air everywhere. The Fifth Hour with me,
- 0:34Speaker 2: Ben Maller. And we thank you for hanging out with us.
- 0:36Speaker 2: The weekend has begun. It is the 25th day of September.
- 0:41Speaker 2: Did the overnight show and took a little bit of
- 0:44Speaker 2: a pause. Now back into the pod studio, the remote
- 0:49Speaker 2: pod studio on the 268th day of the year. There
- 0:51Speaker 2: are 97 days left. And this is the 39th week
- 0:58Speaker 2: of the year. On today's episode of the Fifth Hour,
- 1:02Speaker 2: I continue my new obsession with talking to random broadcast
- 1:08Speaker 2: friends of mine. This is our third week in a row.
- 1:11Speaker 2: I believe we had Ross Porter on and Eddie Garcia.
- 1:15Speaker 2: And this week, we catch up with the one and
- 1:18Speaker 2: only Mel Proctor. Now, some of you might be asking,
- 1:22Speaker 2: who is Mel Proctor? Bad job by you. Mel is
- 1:25Speaker 2: a comrade of mine, a fellow man with a microphone,
- 1:28Speaker 2: and enough stories to fill a target. And I'm not
- 1:30Speaker 2: talking about one of those little city targets, those itty-bitty
- 1:33Speaker 2: city targets. I'm talking about a full-size grown-up target. Now,
- 1:37Speaker 2: Mel has been in the air everywhere calling Major League Baseball, NBA, NFL,
- 1:44Speaker 2: college football, college basketball, boxing. You name the sporting event
- 1:48Speaker 2: over his career... 40-plus years, there's a decent chance Mel
- 1:52Speaker 2: called it, and he worked for networks like NBC, CBS, TNT,
- 1:57Speaker 2: and enough radio stations over the years. I'm guessing if
- 2:01Speaker 2: you were to go into Mel's home, you'd be arrested
- 2:04Speaker 2: for doing that. But if you opened up the junk
- 2:06Speaker 2: drawer in Mel's home, he has guaranteed station key cards
- 2:11Speaker 2: from at least seven or eight radio stations in the
- 2:14Speaker 2: junk drawer. We're talking 5,000 plus sporting events, more than
- 2:18Speaker 2: 2,000 interviews. This is not a resume. This is also
- 2:22Speaker 2: a cry for help. Now, Mel lived the vagabond broadcasting
- 2:27Speaker 2: life before people started calling themselves digital nomads, which is
- 2:31Speaker 2: all the rage because they answered emails from a Starbucks.
- 2:35Speaker 3: No. No.
- 2:36Speaker 2: Mel's done it in baseball. He has done play-by-play for
- 2:40Speaker 2: the Texas Rangers, the Baltimore Orioles, the Padres, the Washington Nationals.
- 2:45Speaker 2: Mel's got an attitude in basketball. It was the Washington Bullets,
- 2:51Speaker 2: longtime play-by-play guy for the Bullets, the New Jersey Nets,
- 2:55Speaker 2: and the people's team, the Clippers. The man collected franchises
- 3:00Speaker 2: like normal people collect those little souvenir refrigerator magnets. Now,
- 3:04Speaker 2: Mel is most closely associated with the Washington, D.C. sports
- 3:09Speaker 2: scene spilled over to Baltimore. That's where he spent many
- 3:14Speaker 2: years behind the microphones in that area, back when broadcasters
- 3:18Speaker 2: actually had to know things and couldn't just scream into
- 3:22Speaker 2: an iPhone and call themselves content creators. Imagine a world
- 3:27Speaker 2: like that. So Mel has also written several books, including
- 3:31Speaker 2: the wonderfully titled memoir, I Love the Work, But I
- 3:36Speaker 2: Hate the Business. Mic drop. Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. That should
- 3:43Speaker 2: be handed out with your employee key when you get
- 3:48Speaker 2: hired on the first day you work in broadcast. You know,
- 3:51Speaker 2: like the little badge thing, plastic thing they give you.
- 3:54Speaker 2: Welcome aboard. And here's your parking pass. Here's your employee handbook.
- 3:59Speaker 2: And here's Mel Proctor's book explaining why eventually you'll hate
- 4:04Speaker 2: everyone in management when they stop giving you raises and
- 4:08Speaker 2: and they stop telling you that you're doing a good
- 4:11Speaker 2: job and they don't give you any positive feedback, you'll
- 4:14Speaker 2: hate the business. Now, Mel joins us to spin some yarn,
- 4:18Speaker 2: spin some yarns from his career and talk about his
- 4:21Speaker 2: new book. And I got to tell you, it is
- 4:24Speaker 2: a good read. I just got my copy the other day.
- 4:28Speaker 2: The advanced copy, which I guess is out now, Destitute
- 4:32Speaker 2: Darlings is the name of the book. Destitute Darlings. Oh,
- 4:35Speaker 2: is this about some kind of like women thing? No.
- 4:39Speaker 2: The completely bonkers story of the Hawaii Islanders. What are
- 4:45Speaker 2: the Hawaii Islanders? Oh, they were a AAA team in
- 4:49Speaker 2: the Pacific Coast League, and they had improbable back-to-back games.
- 4:53Speaker 2: PCL championships in the mid-1970s. A long time ago. It's
- 4:57Speaker 2: been 50 years plus. And understand, this was not exactly
- 5:01Speaker 2: George Steinbrenner opening the checkbook. The Islanders were playing baseball
- 5:05Speaker 2: in paradise. while the franchise's finances were being held together
- 5:11Speaker 2: with duct tape, chewing gum, and an IOU written on
- 5:17Speaker 2: a cocktail napkin from a little shack down on the
- 5:21Speaker 2: beach where they sold frozen ice. Paychecks were late. Some
- 5:26Speaker 2: bounced higher than a racquetball. Creditors were circling. Back taxes
- 5:31Speaker 2: were piling up. And at some point... At some point,
- 5:35Speaker 2: you expected the clubhouse spread to be whatever somebody found
- 5:39Speaker 2: in a dumpster behind a 7-Eleven. And then came the masterpiece,
- 5:49Speaker 2: the piece de ressance, or whatever you say. The IRS
- 5:53Speaker 2: showed up and padlocked the offices of this team. You
- 5:57Speaker 2: got to read the book. It's all in the book.
- 5:59Speaker 2: They were like $ 30, 000 worth. in the hole on taxes.
- 6:05Speaker 2: Now that is minor league baseball. Nothing says professional sports
- 6:09Speaker 2: franchise quite like arriving at the office and discovering Uncle
- 6:12Speaker 2: Sam had changed the locks. Imagine winning a championship while
- 6:18Speaker 2: wondering whether your paycheck is going to clear. Forget launch angle,
- 6:22Speaker 2: which is all the rage and exit velocity, the most
- 6:25Speaker 2: important statistic, available balance back in those days. And yet
- 6:29Speaker 2: somehow amid all the financial problems Quicksand, bouncing checks, creditors,
- 6:35Speaker 2: General Tomfoolery, the minor league team, the Islanders, they kept winning.
- 6:41Speaker 2: And so Mel tells the whole story. Paradise on the outside,
- 6:46Speaker 2: financial Hindenburg on the inside. Mel Proctor was there. He
- 6:50Speaker 2: survived it. And unlike most people who tell stories from
- 6:54Speaker 2: the 1970s, he actually remembers what happened. So fire up
- 6:58Speaker 2: the old pod machine like you're doing now. No hocus pocus,
- 7:02Speaker 2: just focus. You got to hear the part of the
- 7:04Speaker 2: story where Mel Proctor, he actually had a similar experience
- 7:09Speaker 2: to former President Ronald Reagan calling baseball. He'll explain. Mel
- 7:14Speaker 2: Proctor joins us now on the Fifth Hour, this edition
- 7:18Speaker 2: of the Fifth Hour podcast. So, Mel, let's start with this.
- 7:22Speaker 2: As a man who worked in regional cable television all
- 7:26Speaker 2: those years calling games on TV, what do you think
- 7:30Speaker 2: of the current state of sports and cable television, which
- 7:35Speaker 2: appears to be going away.
- 7:37Speaker 3: Yeah, I was very fortunate to work for Home Team
- 7:40Speaker 3: Sports in Baltimore, Washington area. And it was kind of
- 7:47Speaker 3: the model for a lot of the regional sports networks.
- 7:49Speaker 3: But as you said, they've gone away. Now it's tough
- 7:52Speaker 3: for me to keep track of what's on the air
- 7:54Speaker 3: because it seems like everything is televised somewhere on some
- 7:58Speaker 3: streaming service or cable network or whatever. And it's a
- 8:03Speaker 3: challenge just to figure out where an event is.
- 8:07Speaker 2: I know it's everything's online with all the different streaming
- 8:10Speaker 2: services and all that. It is a, it is a
- 8:12Speaker 2: big pain, but you were in the golden age. All
- 8:16Speaker 2: those years. And you broadcast games. We've had you on before,
- 8:21Speaker 2: but for those who don't know, Mel, I guess you're
- 8:24Speaker 2: most associated with the Washington, D.C. area because of your
- 8:27Speaker 2: time there.
- 8:28Speaker 3: Right. Washington, yeah.
- 8:30Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Actually, my radio show, The Overnight Show, this
- 8:33Speaker 2: week just went on a news station in Baltimore. Do
- 8:36Speaker 2: you have a favorite restaurant? Any spots in Baltimore you miss?
- 8:40Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 8:41Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 8:42Speaker 3: Favorite restaurant, Sabatino's in Little Italy. God, I first went
- 8:48Speaker 3: there when I went for a job interview back in
- 8:51Speaker 3: the 1970s. And Frank Cashion, who was general manager of
- 8:55Speaker 3: the Orioles at the time, took me there for dinner.
- 8:58Speaker 3: And once after we moved there, it seemed like every
- 9:01Speaker 3: Sunday we would go there. And one night, Jim Palmer
- 9:04Speaker 3: and I were doing an Oriole game. And we said,
- 9:07Speaker 3: let's test the power of television and see if we
- 9:10Speaker 3: can make reservations at Sabatino's for tomorrow night. So we did.
- 9:15Speaker 3: On the air, we made reservations, showed up at Sabatino's
- 9:18Speaker 3: the next night, and they greeted us and welcomed us.
- 9:21Speaker 3: And we were there about every Sunday. So be sure
- 9:24Speaker 3: to go there and tell everybody hi. All right. There
- 9:26Speaker 3: you go.
- 9:26Speaker 2: You just dropped Mel's name, and then they'll be like, yeah, Mel,
- 9:29Speaker 2: I remember Mel.
- 9:30Speaker 3: Come on.
- 9:31Speaker 2: You know what I loved about your style? I've told
- 9:33Speaker 2: you this before, Mel, but you had fun. when you
- 9:36Speaker 2: were doing these games you know some of these guys
- 9:37Speaker 2: are all buttoned up you know you take everything very
- 9:40Speaker 2: seriously and i love the fact that you you could
- 9:43Speaker 2: tell when you watched when i watched you do a
- 9:46Speaker 2: game and even at you know you the clipper games
- 9:48Speaker 2: at the end of your run in broadcasting but i
- 9:50Speaker 2: i love the fact that you were enjoying it and
- 9:54Speaker 2: i wish more guys would act like that. There's a
- 9:56Speaker 2: lot of guys these days that I feel are more
- 9:58Speaker 2: buttoned up. But your approach, what led to that? Did
- 10:01Speaker 2: you always do it that way, or did something change
- 10:04Speaker 2: along the way that inspired that?
- 10:07Speaker 3: Well, when I first started out in Hawaii, I think
- 10:10Speaker 3: I was very serious about And then I worked with
- 10:13Speaker 3: a guy named Hank Greenwald, who eventually became the longtime
- 10:17Speaker 3: broadcaster for the San Francisco Giants. It was very big
- 10:21Speaker 3: in the Bay Area. But at the time I worked
- 10:23Speaker 3: with him, I mean, he had a great sense of
- 10:25Speaker 3: humor always. But here was a guy making wisecracks on
- 10:29Speaker 3: the air and laughing. And I thought, wait a minute,
- 10:31Speaker 3: it's okay to have fun. So I jumped in there
- 10:34Speaker 3: and started having fun. I figured if it was fun
- 10:37Speaker 3: for me, then it would be fun for the listener
- 10:38Speaker 3: and the viewer. Yeah.
- 10:41Speaker 2: And what was it like? I know when I got
- 10:43Speaker 2: into the business, it was very difficult to kind of
- 10:46Speaker 2: get your foot in the door. I can only imagine
- 10:48Speaker 2: what it must have been like when you were getting
- 10:49Speaker 2: started in the 70s and the 80s and had to
- 10:51Speaker 2: work your way up the broadcast ranks. What was that
- 10:56Speaker 2: process like when you were trying? I mean, you had
- 10:57Speaker 2: a lot of great jobs, but to get your foot
- 11:00Speaker 2: in the door, what was that like?
- 11:03Speaker 3: Well, I had gone to Colorado College, which also had
- 11:07Speaker 3: produced Steve Sable, who's, he and his father, Ed, ran
- 11:12Speaker 3: NFL Films. So I was able to work through a
- 11:15Speaker 3: connection there, somebody that knew Steve, and I bombarded him
- 11:19Speaker 3: with letters and ideas. And finally, they said, come on
- 11:22Speaker 3: back for an interview. And I went back and I
- 11:24Speaker 3: got the job. So I stayed at NFL Films for
- 11:27Speaker 3: five years. And it helped me with my writing and
- 11:31Speaker 3: editing and that type of thing. But I get to
- 11:33Speaker 3: work with some of the great announcers like Pat Summerall
- 11:35Speaker 3: and Charlie Jones and Tom Brookshire and people like that.
- 11:39Speaker 3: And I was thinking to myself, you know, it's great.
- 11:43Speaker 3: They come in here after doing a game on Sunday
- 11:45Speaker 3: and tell these great stories. And I wish I'd been
- 11:48Speaker 3: there and had some stories. So I kind of got
- 11:51Speaker 3: the urge to actually be at the event. So I
- 11:53Speaker 3: approached a local radio station, WEZ in Chester, Pennsylvania, and
- 11:59Speaker 3: explained to them that I was an expert on football
- 12:02Speaker 3: because I worked at NFL Films. and convinced them at
- 12:06Speaker 3: $ 25 a game to put me on as an analyst.
- 12:09Speaker 3: So I did that for about two games, and then
- 12:11Speaker 3: the play-by-play game, Bob Brinker, who went on to great
- 12:14Speaker 3: things at ABC Radio, He said, I'm sick. I can't
- 12:18Speaker 3: do the game tonight. You're going to have to be
- 12:20Speaker 3: play-by-play guy. So that was my first play-by-play game. Well,
- 12:25Speaker 3: then I did that for about a year. I left
- 12:27Speaker 3: NFL Films. It was a huge decision to go to
- 12:31Speaker 3: work for this little radio station. I set up all
- 12:34Speaker 3: their programming, high school sports, college sports. We did Widener
- 12:39Speaker 3: College football when Billy White Shoes Johnson was there. And
- 12:43Speaker 3: so I did that for a couple of years. And
- 12:45Speaker 3: then I went to Hawaii on vacation. I thought, well,
- 12:48Speaker 3: I was there and I loved it over there. I thought,
- 12:50Speaker 3: let me see if I can find a job. So
- 12:53Speaker 3: I contacted KGMB Radio and TV in Honolulu. And Earl McDaniel,
- 12:58Speaker 3: the general manager, said, you know, come on down for lunch.
- 13:01Speaker 3: So I went down. I met with him. And we
- 13:04Speaker 3: just seemed to hit it off. And he hired me.
- 13:07Speaker 3: So I moved to Hawaii.
- 13:09Speaker 2: That is a drastic move. That's awesome, though. And obviously,
- 13:15Speaker 2: you have a book here we're having you on. You
- 13:17Speaker 2: wrote a book, Destitute Darlings. about one of the crazier
- 13:21Speaker 2: times in minor league baseball. I bet a lot of
- 13:25Speaker 2: younger people don't even know Hawaii had a minor league
- 13:27Speaker 2: baseball team back in the day, but it's a great story.
- 13:31Speaker 2: And of everything you covered, you've been... doing this for
- 13:34Speaker 2: so long, doing sports broadcasting. Why do the mid-70s, the
- 13:39Speaker 2: Hawaii Islanders still stand out to you that inspired this book?
- 13:43Speaker 3: Because the 75 and 76 seasons proved to me the
- 13:48Speaker 3: most unique thing I'd ever been around. I felt that
- 13:52Speaker 3: way when I experienced it And it stayed with me
- 13:55Speaker 3: throughout my career, regardless whether I was doing NBA finals
- 13:59Speaker 3: or covering the Super Bowl or Major League Baseball. It
- 14:02Speaker 3: stayed with me. It's so unique. So I went back
- 14:06Speaker 3: in 2026 and and called up some of the remaining
- 14:12Speaker 3: players that could still locate those that were still alive
- 14:15Speaker 3: to discuss the season. But what made the season so
- 14:18Speaker 3: interesting was in 1975, they had been in Honolulu Stadium.
- 14:25Speaker 3: The stadium was 50 years old and was rotting away.
- 14:28Speaker 3: It was known as the Termite Palace because termites were
- 14:31Speaker 3: eating away at it. And they were going to tear
- 14:33Speaker 3: the stadium down and build a new one, Aloha Stadium.
- 14:37Speaker 3: So they were going to close the stadium. They were
- 14:40Speaker 3: getting ready to move into the new stadium, but they
- 14:42Speaker 3: couldn't get it done in time. So they had to
- 14:45Speaker 3: scramble to get back in the old stadium. The state
- 14:48Speaker 3: had to buy it back. They had to refurbish it.
- 14:51Speaker 3: So he got into the stadium in 75 and jumped
- 14:55Speaker 3: into first place pretty early, went on to win the championship.
- 14:58Speaker 3: But then the next year, in 76, the stadium was
- 15:02Speaker 3: finished and open to much fanfare, a 50,000-seat stadium for
- 15:07Speaker 3: a minor league baseball team. It was unheard of. We
- 15:10Speaker 3: moved in there and figured it'd be a great year.
- 15:14Speaker 3: But early in the season, they had a game against
- 15:17Speaker 3: the Tacoma Twins, Minnesota's farm team. And... The owner or
- 15:25Speaker 3: the general manager of the stadium, Mackie Anagasawa, had said
- 15:28Speaker 3: that there was an edict that no baseball spikes could
- 15:32Speaker 3: be worn on the astroturf field, which I knew was
- 15:35Speaker 3: complete BS because there were many astroturf fields on major
- 15:39Speaker 3: league fields. So anyway, Tacoma pitched around to take the
- 15:46Speaker 3: mound and Mackey sent some of his guys out there
- 15:50Speaker 3: to tell them that he couldn't wear spikes on the mound.
- 15:52Speaker 3: And so the guy walked off the field. The umpire said,
- 15:55Speaker 3: that's a forfeit, a loss for Hawaii. And that ended
- 15:59Speaker 3: up costing them winning the league championship outright because they
- 16:04Speaker 3: wound up tied at the end of the season with Tacoma.
- 16:08Speaker 3: But by then they had Dire financial problems. The IRS
- 16:12Speaker 3: had padlocked the team doors. Players were not getting paid.
- 16:18Speaker 3: Many of them had to be paid by the parent team,
- 16:20Speaker 3: San Diego Padres. The stadium was proving not to be
- 16:24Speaker 3: such a great thing. It was too far out there
- 16:27Speaker 3: to drive. Attendance began to drop off. They were losing
- 16:32Speaker 3: money fast. It got to be the end of the
- 16:35Speaker 3: regular season. They were tied with Tacoma. But because Hawaii
- 16:39Speaker 3: had no money left to travel, they couldn't play a series.
- 16:42Speaker 3: So they had to play one playoff game in Tacoma.
- 16:47Speaker 3: They went in there and they beat them as Bobby
- 16:49Speaker 3: Valentine hit a home run to win it. Well, then
- 16:51Speaker 3: they had to move on to the overall championship against
- 16:54Speaker 3: Eastern Division champion Salt Lake City. But again, they could
- 16:58Speaker 3: not afford to travel at all. They couldn't afford hotels.
- 17:02Speaker 3: They couldn't afford planes. So they couldn't play any home games.
- 17:05Speaker 3: So they shortened the series from best of seven to
- 17:09Speaker 3: best of five, all games being played in Salt Lake City.
- 17:13Speaker 3: So they had no home games. So they played the
- 17:16Speaker 3: entire series in Salt Lake City. But because a couple
- 17:19Speaker 3: of players weren't getting paid, they quit right before the playoffs.
- 17:23Speaker 3: The two best players, pitcher Diego Segui and the power
- 17:27Speaker 3: hitter Adrian Garrett. They both left the team. So the
- 17:31Speaker 3: team goes into the playoffs, shorthanded, underdogs to win it all.
- 17:38Speaker 3: And in five games, they ended up beating Salt Lake City.
- 17:41Speaker 3: I mean, it was incredible. They came from behind several
- 17:44Speaker 3: times to win games. And it was miraculous that they
- 17:49Speaker 3: were able to overcome just a mountain of obstacles and
- 17:53Speaker 3: the players stuck and win the championship. And it stayed
- 18:00Speaker 3: with him because I thought this could never happen today.
- 18:03Speaker 3: Can you imagine telling players, well, you're not going to
- 18:05Speaker 3: get paid next week, so why don't you just go
- 18:08Speaker 3: ahead and play for free? Come on now. They wouldn't
- 18:10Speaker 3: do that. They'd take a hike. So it was a
- 18:15Speaker 3: unique situation that I knew would Only existed then because
- 18:20Speaker 3: they had a group of major leaguers and young prospects
- 18:26Speaker 3: that just seemed to meld together and decide to be
- 18:30Speaker 3: ballplayers rather than anything else. They played through the obstacles
- 18:34Speaker 3: and won the championship. And it stayed with them forever.
- 18:38Speaker 3: And so that's why I wrote the book.
- 18:41Speaker 2: Well, it's a great story. It was obviously a different
- 18:45Speaker 2: time back in those days, but Hawaii is such a
- 18:48Speaker 2: great place to be. Were there guys on that team
- 18:51Speaker 2: that didn't want to end up back in the major
- 18:53Speaker 2: leagues because they loved being in Hawaii? What was that like?
- 18:58Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. They had one player, Rod Gasper. I think
- 19:00Speaker 3: he played there for I don't know, eight years. He
- 19:04Speaker 3: had played with the New York Mets in the 69
- 19:06Speaker 3: World Series, but never got back to the big leagues.
- 19:09Speaker 3: He played there his whole career, which would never have,
- 19:13Speaker 3: they wouldn't let that happen now. One guy continued to
- 19:15Speaker 3: play that long. But the Padres were not very good
- 19:18Speaker 3: at that time. They were the parent team. So quite
- 19:21Speaker 3: often a player would call up to the Padres and
- 19:24Speaker 3: really didn't want to go. He'd just stay in Hawaii
- 19:27Speaker 3: the rest of the particularly somebody who had the taste
- 19:30Speaker 3: of Major League Ball and knew that it was going
- 19:33Speaker 3: to be temporary anyway. So, yeah, it was a great
- 19:36Speaker 3: place to play. I mean, the weather was great. The travel, though.
- 19:43Speaker 3: The travel was the real problem because they had to
- 19:47Speaker 3: travel you know the closest city was 3,000 plus miles
- 19:52Speaker 3: away and they had to pay for half of the
- 19:57Speaker 3: visiting teams travel when the team came to Hawaii for
- 20:00Speaker 3: games so that almost broke them in itself but yeah
- 20:05Speaker 3: so but they were Jack Quinn was their general manager
- 20:08Speaker 3: and looking back on it they a great job, like
- 20:11Speaker 3: a juggler, keeping balls in the air and keeping his
- 20:14Speaker 3: team solvent for so many years. And he ended up
- 20:18Speaker 3: getting fired by the team several years later because the
- 20:23Speaker 3: attendance began to drop. The team moved away to the
- 20:26Speaker 3: Colorado Springs and began the Sky Sox.
- 20:29Speaker 2: OK, there you go. And then you had to do recreations, right?
- 20:33Speaker 2: I was reading this and you. What was that like?
- 20:38Speaker 2: This is I remember Ronald Reagan. He had to do
- 20:40Speaker 2: that like in Iowa. So explain for those. I'm guessing
- 20:46Speaker 2: there's younger people, Mel, have no idea what that is.
- 20:47Speaker 2: But you you had to recreate what was going on.
- 20:51Speaker 2: Explain exactly how that worked and how often you had
- 20:53Speaker 2: to do that.
- 20:55Speaker 3: Well, we did it for most of the road games,
- 20:57Speaker 3: which is half the schedule. So that's 70-some games. And recreation, basically,
- 21:04Speaker 3: what you're doing is because the team and the radio
- 21:08Speaker 3: station couldn't afford to send the announcers on the road
- 21:11Speaker 3: and pay for flight and hotel and food and all
- 21:15Speaker 3: that stuff, they just decided to do recreation. So we'd
- 21:18Speaker 3: stay in the studio in Honolulu while the team would
- 21:22Speaker 3: be on the roads in Salt Lake City. We would
- 21:25Speaker 3: make contact with a reporter who was at the game.
- 21:28Speaker 3: We would have him call us like every three innings.
- 21:32Speaker 3: And he'd call us just basic facts like Gasper, single
- 21:36Speaker 3: to center field, Turner, fly ball to left, home run,
- 21:41Speaker 3: one to nothing. So it's just basic stuff. So we
- 21:44Speaker 3: would make up the game. We'd sit in front of
- 21:46Speaker 3: the microphone, and we would make up the game, the
- 21:49Speaker 3: count and everything. So that's one strike would become, well,
- 21:54Speaker 3: here's the windup and the pitch is on the way,
- 21:57Speaker 3: fastball flung out of the mess, and it's 0-1. And, ah,
- 22:00Speaker 3: good crowd here tonight, there, you know, 15,000 people, possibility
- 22:05Speaker 3: of some rain, as usual, but here's the pitch, strike two.
- 22:08Speaker 3: So we basically fake our way through the game, but
- 22:12Speaker 3: we had sound effects, actual sound effects recorded at games
- 22:16Speaker 3: that we used. We had an engineer who would punching
- 22:20Speaker 3: the sound effects and background was a crowd that ran
- 22:23Speaker 3: the whole time. But then you heard people yelling and
- 22:28Speaker 3: things like that. But one problem, what we had was
- 22:32Speaker 3: these guys would call with reports like every three innings,
- 22:36Speaker 3: but say it got to be the sixth inning in
- 22:38Speaker 3: one game. This is a true story. Got to be
- 22:40Speaker 3: the sixth and Hawaii was ahead, I think, four to nothing.
- 22:45Speaker 3: And the phone call never came. Apparently, the reporter had
- 22:49Speaker 3: finished his job, closed up his typewriter and had gone
- 22:54Speaker 3: home and forgot to call us for the final score.
- 22:58Speaker 3: So we said, what the hell are we going to do?
- 23:01Speaker 3: We looked at each other and said, well, fuck it,
- 23:03Speaker 3: let's just fake it. So we did. We faked the
- 23:09Speaker 3: last three innings, and thank God nobody scored, and the
- 23:12Speaker 3: score stayed the same, and our score agreed with what
- 23:15Speaker 3: was in the paper the next day.
- 23:16Speaker 2: That's great.
- 23:18Speaker 3: That's great. A lot of times we had to stall
- 23:23Speaker 3: because we were waiting for a phone call and we
- 23:25Speaker 3: didn't have it yet, so we'd have to stall. Somebody
- 23:28Speaker 3: would fall out of the stands. There was Morgana the
- 23:31Speaker 3: Kissing Bandit who would cry on the field, give the
- 23:34Speaker 3: pitcher a kiss. There were problems with the mound. All
- 23:39Speaker 3: kinds of ways to stall. But then when the game
- 23:41Speaker 3: was over and we were above a.
- 23:45Speaker 3: Bar hung blue. So after the game's over, we go
- 23:48Speaker 3: down to the bar and have a couple of cold
- 23:50Speaker 3: ones and people would see us and think, well, how'd
- 23:54Speaker 3: you get back so fast? We were at Salt Lake
- 23:56Speaker 3: City tonight and you're back here. How's it possible?
- 24:00Speaker 1: You teleported.
- 24:01Speaker 2: You teleported. Yeah, I was going to ask you, did
- 24:03Speaker 2: people know that you were not at the games? I
- 24:06Speaker 2: guess they thought you were at the games.
- 24:08Speaker 3: Yeah, that's great. Because it sounded good. yeah so real
- 24:14Speaker 3: i mean the crowd sounds were the same and uh
- 24:18Speaker 3: you know our excitement was although was very high and
- 24:24Speaker 3: they were hard as hell to do mentally they really
- 24:26Speaker 3: were you had to concentrate you had to keep track
- 24:29Speaker 3: of the count the outs uh you know come up
- 24:33Speaker 3: with colorful stories and So it was really a mental
- 24:37Speaker 3: challenge to try to do it. So they, they did
- 24:40Speaker 3: that for the most of the season until we got
- 24:43Speaker 3: to the playoffs. And then they, they began to broadcast
- 24:47Speaker 3: them live and actually televised the final series in Salt
- 24:51Speaker 3: Lake city. It was the first time they televised baseball.
- 24:54Speaker 2: That's great. And you also described, and I love this.
- 24:58Speaker 2: I want you to tell this story. It's in the book.
- 24:59Speaker 2: So when people buy the book and again, Mel's hanging
- 25:03Speaker 2: out with us here, And I don't know if this
- 25:05Speaker 2: is in the book. This might be in the book.
- 25:08Speaker 2: I think I read this. I was skimming after the
- 25:11Speaker 2: overnight show. And I haven't read the whole thing. But
- 25:14Speaker 2: Mickey Mantle, right? This is a childhood hero. Young Mel
- 25:20Speaker 2: Proctor loved Mickey Mantle. And you had a chance to
- 25:23Speaker 2: meet Mickey Mantle. It did not go as planned, though.
- 25:26Speaker 3: Am I correct?
- 25:26Speaker 2: Can you explain that story?
- 25:29Speaker 3: That is correct. Mantle was long retired at the time.
- 25:33Speaker 3: But he had come to Hawaii and he was going
- 25:37Speaker 3: to put on the home run hitting exhibition before the game. So,
- 25:42Speaker 3: you know, he did. He did a bunch of home
- 25:44Speaker 3: runs wearing his Yankee uniform. And I had been a
- 25:47Speaker 3: huge Mickey Mantle fan as a kid. I couldn't wait
- 25:49Speaker 3: to interview him because they said he was going to
- 25:51Speaker 3: join me during the broadcast. So we're there on a
- 25:54Speaker 3: little stadium doing the game. And I see Mantle coming
- 25:58Speaker 3: up the stairs to my broadcast location. He was kind
- 26:01Speaker 3: of wobbly at the time, and I knew he'd like
- 26:04Speaker 3: to have a few cocktails. But when he sat down,
- 26:07Speaker 3: the combination of his Oklahoma accent and whatever he'd been drinking,
- 26:13Speaker 3: you couldn't understand a word he was saying. It was
- 26:15Speaker 3: like he was speaking foreign. And I did an interview
- 26:18Speaker 3: with him, and it broke my heart because he was
- 26:20Speaker 3: my idol, and he's obviously just... hammered and so we
- 26:26Speaker 3: did the interview and I let him go I had
- 26:29Speaker 3: tears on my eyes I watched him go down the
- 26:32Speaker 3: stairs and he was stumbling all the way he stopped
- 26:35Speaker 3: to hit on one of the Hawaii Islander ball girls
- 26:37Speaker 3: and she said she said no so he kept stumbling
- 26:41Speaker 3: down went into the clubhouse went into the clubhouse after
- 26:44Speaker 3: the game and Mano was leaning up against the wall
- 26:48Speaker 3: passed out And I still remember my tears that came
- 26:52Speaker 3: to my eyes. I thought, ah, this is terrible. You know,
- 26:56Speaker 3: I debated whether to even write about the incident in
- 26:58Speaker 3: the book because I thought so highly of Mickey Mantle,
- 27:01Speaker 3: but I wrote about it because it was unique.
- 27:05Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I mean, absolutely. I guess they do say,
- 27:08Speaker 2: isn't the quote, Mel, don't be careful, you know, getting
- 27:11Speaker 2: what you want in life, meeting your heroes.
- 27:12Speaker 3: You might not want to meet your.
- 27:13Speaker 2: Heroes because they might... They might be.
- 27:16Speaker 3: Yeah, it does.
- 27:18Speaker 2: It does happen.
- 27:18Speaker 3: I should have at least gotten his autograph because it
- 27:21Speaker 3: would be worth a lot of money. I was so
- 27:23Speaker 3: turned off by his being drunk that I just decided,
- 27:27Speaker 3: how the hell was it?
- 27:28Speaker 2: Well, you came across, you know, you've written a bunch
- 27:30Speaker 2: of books. Obviously, this one is about the Hawaii team,
- 27:32Speaker 2: but you've written about your career. And you've been able
- 27:35Speaker 2: to meet, like, the biggest legend. Muhammad Ali, guys like that,
- 27:40Speaker 2: and Will Chamberlain. You've run across these guys in your career.
- 27:45Speaker 2: What was it like being around Earl Weaver? That must
- 27:47Speaker 2: have been wild. You got a good Earl Weaver story
- 27:53Speaker 2: for me, Mel?
- 27:55Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Earl was a classic. He was a great manager. Really,
- 28:01Speaker 3: this was before analytics, but there was a team dentist
- 28:06Speaker 3: named Charles Steinberg who went on to work with several
- 28:08Speaker 3: major league teams after that. He's now running a team
- 28:12Speaker 3: in Pawtucket. But Earl hired him, I think he was
- 28:17Speaker 3: an intern, to just keep basic stats, like how a
- 28:21Speaker 3: hitter had done against a particular pitcher, that type of thing.
- 28:24Speaker 3: It was just numbers, you know, like this hitter, we
- 28:27Speaker 3: had 10 hits and 14 bats, that type of thing.
- 28:30Speaker 3: He'd keep track of it, but he'd use the information
- 28:33Speaker 3: to prepare his lineups. And so, and he platooned a
- 28:36Speaker 3: lot based on that. And so, you know, he was
- 28:39Speaker 3: a great manager, handled pitching staff well, had some great
- 28:42Speaker 3: pitchers like Jim Palmer and and many others. But Earl
- 28:48Speaker 3: loved to have a cocktail or two or three. And
- 28:54Speaker 3: he liked to take the broadcasters and the writers out
- 28:57Speaker 3: to dinner once in a while. A famous story is
- 29:03Speaker 3: Earl was in a restaurant and was hammered. And telling
- 29:08Speaker 3: stories in a loud voice with foul language And some
- 29:14Speaker 3: guy sitting nearby with his family got up and came
- 29:17Speaker 3: over and said, well, Mr. Weaver, I really respect you
- 29:20Speaker 3: as a manager, but my family's here. And, you know,
- 29:23Speaker 3: it's embarrassing when the language you're using and everything. So
- 29:26Speaker 3: Earl said, okay, I'm sorry. I'll quiet down. So the
- 29:29Speaker 3: guy went back to his table. Earl sat down again
- 29:32Speaker 3: and started telling stories. And the volume started to increase again.
- 29:36Speaker 3: And so did the foul language. And it came over
- 29:41Speaker 3: and again complained about it. Earl said, you know, I
- 29:45Speaker 3: asked you once, can you please curtail all this behavior?
- 29:49Speaker 3: And Earl said, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. So the guy
- 29:55Speaker 3: went back and sat down again. Well, then Roe was
- 29:59Speaker 3: sitting there eating and he passed out and his face
- 30:04Speaker 3: fell flat into his food. He just passed out face down.
- 30:09Speaker 2: Uh, that's great. Uh, the, the old days now they
- 30:14Speaker 2: would be on TMZ, right? These days, Mel, it would
- 30:16Speaker 2: be on social media, like the stuff that you were
- 30:19Speaker 2: able to experience that you can't like, you just can't
- 30:21Speaker 2: recreate that. And I got to tell you, yeah, go ahead.
- 30:25Speaker 3: I said, uh, The things we said on the air,
- 30:28Speaker 3: you could never get away with now either. I mean,
- 30:32Speaker 3: our bosses at Home Team Sports, they were liberal in
- 30:37Speaker 3: starting a new cable system, needed viewers, so they were
- 30:41Speaker 3: willing to give us some leeway. So we said things
- 30:44Speaker 3: on the air that would get us fired today. Yeah.
- 30:48Speaker 2: And I got to tell you, the Earl Weaver Manager's Corner,
- 30:50Speaker 2: which I know never aired, that blooper was all my...
- 30:52Speaker 2: It is a masterpiece, Mel. It is a masterpiece. from Earl.
- 30:57Speaker 2: It's on YouTube, so if somebody wants to go check it,
- 30:59Speaker 2: it's called... I've got that.
- 31:02Speaker 3: It was he and Tom Barr, radio announcer, faked a
- 31:08Speaker 3: pregame show that Earl normally did, and Earl used every
- 31:12Speaker 3: foul word in the book. And, I mean, it sounded
- 31:17Speaker 3: like a real show, but it's hilarious.
- 31:20Speaker 2: Oh, it is so good. And I did come across,
- 31:23Speaker 2: when I was preparing for this, I want you to know, Mel,
- 31:25Speaker 2: I do prepare... I came across the fact that the
- 31:28Speaker 2: Washington Bullets, you were a promotional item at a Washington
- 31:32Speaker 2: Bullets game back in the day. Do you still have,
- 31:37Speaker 2: I guess it was a coffee cup, is that correct?
- 31:40Speaker 2: Do you still have the coffee cup with your face
- 31:44Speaker 2: on it?
- 31:46Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. I mean, Hockey Sports gave away some. coffee
- 31:50Speaker 3: cups with a bullet insignia on one side and my
- 31:53Speaker 3: face on the other. Yeah.
- 31:54Speaker 2: That's great.
- 31:55Speaker 3: That's a collector's item.
- 31:56Speaker 2: That's a great giveaway. That's outstanding. Back in the day
- 32:01Speaker 2: with the.
- 32:02Speaker 3: Yeah, they were... Home Team Sports was... a great job
- 32:06Speaker 3: because I was doing the Orioles, the Bullets, many college events,
- 32:11Speaker 3: did some boxing, and they gave me the freedom to
- 32:15Speaker 3: do network stuff. So I was out doing football for
- 32:18Speaker 3: CBS and NBC or basketball for TNT and eventually baseball
- 32:24Speaker 3: for Fox and making all this money on the side.
- 32:28Speaker 3: and had a full-time job. So it was, it was great.
- 32:31Speaker 2: Wasn't there a story too? I, I, I read somewhere
- 32:34Speaker 2: that you, your flight, there was some fog or something.
- 32:37Speaker 2: You had to take a very expensive cab like that. Well,
- 32:41Speaker 2: can you explain, explain what happened? You were doing a,
- 32:43Speaker 2: it was an NFL game you were doing, I believe.
- 32:46Speaker 3: Yeah. It was an NFL game for mutual radio. And
- 32:50Speaker 3: I was working with a former Oakland Raider, uh, Dave. And, um,
- 32:58Speaker 3: We were supposed to do a game in Seattle. So
- 33:04Speaker 3: I was doing a bullet game in Chicago the night before.
- 33:08Speaker 3: So he flew into Chicago and met me. We were
- 33:11Speaker 3: going to fly out that morning, the day of the game. Actually,
- 33:14Speaker 3: we're coming off the coast. So it was a Sunday morning.
- 33:17Speaker 3: So we were going to fly to Seattle. But the
- 33:24Speaker 3: flights were delayed because it fogged in and There was
- 33:29Speaker 3: another one a little later on American Airlines, but it
- 33:31Speaker 3: was full because all the people had gotten off the
- 33:33Speaker 3: canceling flight to get on it. But we convinced American
- 33:37Speaker 3: Airlines big cheese to get us on the plane. So
- 33:43Speaker 3: he pulled two people off the plane, got us on,
- 33:47Speaker 3: and we flew, but we couldn't fly to Seattle. We
- 33:53Speaker 3: had to fly to Portland because Seattle was fogged in.
- 33:56Speaker 3: So we got to Portland and... Now it's getting closer
- 34:00Speaker 3: to game time. The game, I think, is at one o'clock.
- 34:03Speaker 3: And by then it's probably 10 o'clock in the morning.
- 34:07Speaker 3: So we had to somehow get to Seattle for the game. Well,
- 34:11Speaker 3: Dave and I looked at each other and said, well,
- 34:13Speaker 3: what are you going to do? Well, let's take a taxi.
- 34:17Speaker 3: So I asked the cab driver, I said, what will
- 34:20Speaker 3: it cost to go? all the way from Portland to Seattle.
- 34:23Speaker 3: And he said, oh, geez, you know, several hundred dollars.
- 34:27Speaker 3: And I said, I'll tell you what, you shut down
- 34:29Speaker 3: this cab for the rest of the day. We'll pay
- 34:32Speaker 3: you $ 250 if you take us to Seattle. So we
- 34:37Speaker 3: jumped in the cab and this guy called into his
- 34:41Speaker 3: company and said, I'm unavailable for the rest of the day.
- 34:44Speaker 3: So he drove, you know, 95 miles an hour. We're
- 34:48Speaker 3: looking at it. Seattle. And it's now it's maybe an
- 34:57Speaker 3: hour before the game. Okay. So he gets us there
- 35:00Speaker 3: and we give him a big chip. But we had
- 35:03Speaker 3: all our luggage to carry, too, and the stadium was
- 35:06Speaker 3: starting to fill up at the time. So it's crowded,
- 35:09Speaker 3: and we can't get in. I mean, we had to
- 35:10Speaker 3: wait in the line to get in. Finally, we just
- 35:13Speaker 3: ran through security and yelled, NBC Radio or NBC Mutual
- 35:16Speaker 3: Radio or whatever the hell it was, and ran up
- 35:20Speaker 3: to our broadcast booth. By then, it's almost game time.
- 35:24Speaker 3: And there were two replacement announcers that were ready to
- 35:27Speaker 3: make their debut. They were sitting there with their headsets on,
- 35:30Speaker 3: just ready for the producer to count down and tell
- 35:33Speaker 3: them to go. And we rushed into the booth, pulled
- 35:36Speaker 3: the headsets off their heads, and took it away from
- 35:40Speaker 3: them and ended up doing the game. So we got
- 35:45Speaker 3: the broadcast in. But then after, we were supposed to
- 35:48Speaker 3: fly back, but you couldn't get out of Seattle because
- 35:51Speaker 3: of the fog. And so... We were stuck in Seattle,
- 35:55Speaker 3: so I called our boss. Actually, it was NBC Radio.
- 36:00Speaker 3: I called NBC Radio and explained to them the problem.
- 36:03Speaker 3: Flights weren't getting out of there. We probably would be
- 36:05Speaker 3: stuck in Seattle for two days, and they didn't want
- 36:10Speaker 3: to pay for a hotel on the extra expense. I said, look,
- 36:16Speaker 3: I'll see if I can find a private airline that
- 36:18Speaker 3: will do it. We tried to call a lot of
- 36:21Speaker 3: charter services and they wouldn't fly either because it was
- 36:24Speaker 3: too dangerous for the weather. Finally, I found one. One service,
- 36:29Speaker 3: the guy said, well, I can get you from here
- 36:32Speaker 3: to San Francisco and then you can get a flight
- 36:35Speaker 3: out of San Francisco to Washington, D.C. or wherever you've gone.
- 36:41Speaker 3: We paid this charter service, I think it was $ 1, 000
- 36:45Speaker 3: or something to take a plane. Well, we didn't find
- 36:50Speaker 3: out until This company was near bankruptcy, and the guy
- 36:55Speaker 3: needed the money desperately. So he decided to ignore the
- 37:00Speaker 3: warnings of danger and fly anyway. So he flew. Oh,
- 37:08Speaker 3: he couldn't see a damn thing. There was so much fog.
- 37:10Speaker 3: But he stayed low, and he somehow got us to
- 37:15Speaker 3: San Francisco, where we made connections with our flight crew.
- 37:19Speaker 3: I didn't find out until I was in Seattle for
- 37:22Speaker 3: another game. And this girl who had worked for the
- 37:25Speaker 3: airline company came up to our booth to say hello.
- 37:28Speaker 3: And I, of course, took her out to dinner. Over
- 37:32Speaker 3: dinner and a few cocktails, she told me the story
- 37:35Speaker 3: about how the owner of the airlines was going broke
- 37:38Speaker 3: but desperately needed the money, and so he risked our
- 37:41Speaker 3: lives to fly to San Francisco. Wonderful.
- 37:47Speaker 2: Oh, boy. Well, Mel, how can people find the book?
- 37:49Speaker 2: It's called Destitute Dogs. Again, Mel Proctor, longtime voice of
- 37:54Speaker 2: The Washington, D.C. sports scene and all that. But this
- 37:57Speaker 2: story is a fascinating story. Not a lot of people
- 37:59Speaker 2: know about it. And it's a great, great read. A
- 38:02Speaker 2: lot of good stories in here. And how can people
- 38:05Speaker 2: find the book? Where do you want them to buy it, Mel?
- 38:08Speaker 2: Where do you make the most money from the book, Mel?
- 38:10Speaker 2: That's the question.
- 38:13Speaker 3: Amazon. Contact Amazon.
- 38:15Speaker 2: Okay. Amazon.
- 38:17Speaker 3: It's available in the hardback, the paperback, and e-book. I
- 38:22Speaker 3: think it's well worth the purchase and I hope folks
- 38:25Speaker 3: will enjoy it. It was fun to write and it
- 38:28Speaker 3: was fun to interview all those old players again.
- 38:33Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.
- 38:35Speaker 3: Buy the book.
- 38:36Speaker 2: Buy the book. Mel, we love you. I've always enjoyed
- 38:38Speaker 2: watching you over the years and when you did all
- 38:40Speaker 2: the games and even got to know you a little
- 38:43Speaker 2: bit with the clips at the end there. Thank you
- 38:46Speaker 2: and we appreciate it.
- 38:49Speaker 3: Ben, I thank you. You do such a great job
- 38:51Speaker 3: and You were one of the first people I wanted
- 38:53Speaker 3: to turn to to talk about this because you do
- 38:55Speaker 3: such a great job interviewing. So thank you so much
- 38:58Speaker 3: for your friendship.
- 38:59Speaker 2: Appreciate it. The great Mel Proctor.