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How Cowboys WON by LOSING & IN MEMORIAM 2025: Emotional farewell to legends we lost · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: we do every year, on a very somber note, we're
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  Speaker 1: going to look back on all the famous sports figures
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  Speaker 1: and other personalities we lost in twenty twenty five, one
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  Speaker 1: of whom was not a producer who is unfortunately still alive.
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  Speaker 2: So sad, so unfortunate for all of us.
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  Speaker 3: just terrible. Anyway, you know what the hater is. What
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  Speaker 1: into our top story story. All right, first, out the
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  Speaker 1: gate people, these morons out there, they're saying that the
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  Speaker 1: Eagles had an easy win because they played the Raiders
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  Speaker 1: lead and the Raiders are at a playoff contention. But donty,
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  Speaker 1: everybody knows that that makes them harder to beat.
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  Speaker 3: Right of course, when is a team at their most
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  Speaker 3: dangerous when they have nothing to lose, Exactly all you
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  Speaker 3: have to do is look at one of the most
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  Speaker 3: successful movies of the nineteen eighties, of course, I'm talking
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  Speaker 3: about Over the Top. So Vesta Stallone is estranged from
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  Speaker 3: his wife, who's suffering from heart disease, and he has
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  Speaker 3: no relationship with his son who's in military school.
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  Speaker 2: He has nothing to lose, yep.
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  Speaker 3: And that's why he's able to win the whole arm
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  Speaker 3: wrestling tournament yep.
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  Speaker 1: And I know what I'm about to say is controversial, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: but you know, this is why the Taliban is so dangerous.
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  Speaker 1: You know, they live in a desert well, just like
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  Speaker 1: the Raiders, you know, and they've suffered a lot of
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  Speaker 1: humiliating losses in the past twenty thirty years, just like
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  Speaker 1: the Raiders. Really fact, when you'll think about it, the
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  Speaker 1: Raiders are basically the Taliban, you know.
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  Speaker 3: You know, we basically pretty much beat the Taliban.
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  Speaker 1: We did, and yet the haters are still angry. And
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  Speaker 1: on that subject, one more thing. You know, people say
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  Speaker 1: that the Raiders QLB Kenny Pickett is a terrible quarterbl please.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, what's the measure of every QB Super
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  Speaker 1: Bowl wins?
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  Speaker 2: Exactly?
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  Speaker 1: Put up that graphic. This is most Super Bowl wins
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  Speaker 1: since twenty twenty four. There you go, and as you
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  Speaker 1: can clearly see, Kenny Pickett isn't a tie for first
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  Speaker 1: place with Jalen Hurts with one Super Bowl wins, while
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  Speaker 1: Patrick Mahomes, Bo Nicks, Justin Herbert, all these other guys, GOOSEU.
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  Speaker 2: SAG numbers never lie.
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  Speaker 1: Nope, they don't anyway to the Cowboys. You know, people
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  Speaker 1: they're coming down hard on the Cowboys this yet they
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  Speaker 1: say they're having a down Yeah, But to me, it's
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  Speaker 1: not all negative for the Cowboys, right Thundy.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you know, every team needs what anti identity exactly,
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  Speaker 3: and the Cowboys have a great one. They're the best
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  Speaker 3: team in football at finishing five hundred.
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  Speaker 2: You know, think about it. When the league.
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  Speaker 3: Expanded to seventeen games, it basically became mathematically impossible to
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  Speaker 3: even finish five hundred. Yet the Cowboys are still finding
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  Speaker 3: a way. Right now, at six seven and one, the
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  Speaker 3: Cowboys are just two wins and one loss away from
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  Speaker 3: achieving the impossible. When you think about it, they're actually
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  Speaker 3: having an incredible season.
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  Speaker 1: Just terrific analysis that Dody. In fact, if I were
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  Speaker 1: the Cowboys, well, I would just win one more game
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  Speaker 1: and die the rest of the games. You know, get
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  Speaker 1: the seven to seven and three. You know what a
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  Speaker 1: statement that would be. It would be about their ideaity exactly. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: you know, what we also need to put out, Donty
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  Speaker 1: is that at six seven and one, the Cowboys are
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  Speaker 1: right in the conversation not among playoff teams, but among
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  Speaker 1: eleven year old suburban white kids with TikTok accounts.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Dony, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: You know, when you think about it, if the Cowboys
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  Speaker 3: had beaten the Vikings, they would have been seven to
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  Speaker 3: six and one.
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  Speaker 2: But that's not trendy.
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  Speaker 3: You know, at six seven and one, that dramatically improved
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  Speaker 3: their odds of getting more likes and follows from fans,
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  Speaker 3: you know, not football fans, but Jojo Siwak fans.
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  Speaker 1: Just yeah, terrific football and also social media trend analysis
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  Speaker 1: that Tony and you know, come to think of it,
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  Speaker 1: the Cowboys should actually aim to go six seven and
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  Speaker 1: five if they want to stay relevant, you know, exactly
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  Speaker 1: in the playoffs, but in elementary schools across the country
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  Speaker 1: of course.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, one more thing about the Cowboys. You know, Dak
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  Speaker 1: came out this week. You see this Tony and he
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  Speaker 1: said quote he was definitely surprised that the Cowboys are
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  Speaker 1: about to miss the playoffs, which came as a shock
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  Speaker 1: to nobody except him. You know, Dony, as a Cowboys fan,
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  Speaker 1: you've got to find this quote by Dak concerning don't
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  Speaker 1: they you really do?
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  Speaker 3: You know, I consulted a medical expert yesterday and he
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  Speaker 3: told me that Dak is suffering from a condition called
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  Speaker 3: dak menshia. You know, it's when you play for the Cowboys,
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  Speaker 3: or root for the Cowboys, and keep believing that you're
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  Speaker 3: gonna win a Super Bowl despite every stat indicating that
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  Speaker 3: you suck.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 3: But the good news for Dallas is that Jerry Jones
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  Speaker 3: does not have dak menshia. He just has regular dementia.
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  Speaker 1: Oh all right, Well, a decent art of events there
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  Speaker 1: for the Cowboys. Anyway, to baseball, where there's still fallout
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  Speaker 1: coming from the annual winter meetings of MLB owners which
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  Speaker 1: were held us here at the JW. Marriott down in Orlando, Florida. Now, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: you have some inside sourcing, don't you, on what went
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  Speaker 1: down at these meetings.
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  Speaker 2: I've actually got some breaking news.
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  Speaker 3: According to my sources, MLB owners were very upset at
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  Speaker 3: the meetings with the quality of the caesar salad dressing.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently there was too much anchoby and not enough lemon
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  Speaker 3: in the dressing, creating more of a fishy taste. My
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  Speaker 3: sources tell me that this led to several caesar salads
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  Speaker 3: being sent back to the kitchen and replaced with regular
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  Speaker 3: house garden salads. So as you can see, it was
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  Speaker 3: a very tense situation at those meetings.
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  Speaker 1: Well, just a total miss there by maryatt catering. We'll
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  Speaker 1: let you know if there are any more updates from
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  Speaker 1: the winter meetings out, but we must move to a
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  Speaker 1: serious situation unfolding at the University of Michigan head coach
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  Speaker 1: Sutton SHARONI because name is anyway more, SHARONI Moore has
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  Speaker 1: been fired after allegations that he had an affair with
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  Speaker 1: a female staffer, and after the affair ended, he stalked
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  Speaker 1: or at her home and even committed breaking an end.
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  Speaker 1: Now Tony, A lot of people are saying these allegations
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  Speaker 1: make Michigan and more look bad, But I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if I wholly agree with that, do you you know?
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  Speaker 1: I know this is gonna sound somewhat controversial, but we
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  Speaker 1: are in the post nil era, and that means that
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  Speaker 1: coaches need to be more aggressive in their recruiting, you know,
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  Speaker 1: showing up at their houses, coming back repeatedly day after day,
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  Speaker 1: sending them text messages that say I want you bed
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  Speaker 1: or I'm your future not the other guy. You know,
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  Speaker 1: these are all parts of recruiting and the post nil era.
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  Speaker 1: You need take it too far, of course, but generally,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I don't exactly hate the approach.
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  Speaker 2: I don't exactly hate the approach. Hey, what are you
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  Speaker 2: doing the show?
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  Speaker 1: What? What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 5: This is not a subject you should be covering. And
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  Speaker 5: I'm doing you a favor.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Well I'm going to do the world a
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  Speaker 1: favor when I bludgeon you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And you're about to get into Michigan Lake, Michigan after
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  Speaker 3: I dump your body there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh shut up, yah, wait, hold on, hold on, I'm
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  Speaker 1: a getting more breaking news from the winter meetings. Oh great, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: breaking news, Okay, Reports of more tension breaking out among
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  Speaker 1: the owners as the kitchen apparently mixed up the decaf
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  Speaker 1: coffee with the regular coffee, leading to some unwonted heart
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  Speaker 1: palpitations among the more elderly owners. And also I'm hearing
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  Speaker 1: the kitchen ran out of the very popular New York cheesecake,
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  Speaker 1: which means these organizations were facing severely limited options for
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  Speaker 1: dessert just key lime pie and flyawn. So, as you
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  Speaker 1: can see, just a very tense situation at those meetings.
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  Speaker 1: These meetings tell me very very tense. Yeah, thank you
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  Speaker 1: for these reports, very great inside soucing. But uh, tondy,
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  Speaker 1: it's you know, it's the part of the year. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we don't look forward to it, but here we are.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna do our in memoriam where we look back
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  Speaker 1: at all the people we've lost this year. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna need to kind of get into the right
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  Speaker 1: head space. So you know, why don't we take a
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  Speaker 1: quick break, you know, make a few million dollars on
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  Speaker 1: those ads, and then we'll be right back after this.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we're back from break, so Zamba time here
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  Speaker 1: at the show, Tony. As we do every year, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we look back at all the luminaries, the sports figures,
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  Speaker 1: the legends, personalities that we lost in twenty twenty five,
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  Speaker 1: and we're going to do that right now and do
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  Speaker 1: our best to honor their memory and their legacy. Here
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  Speaker 1: we go. This is in Memoriam twenty twenty five. Breum
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. Okay, our first lubin area on the list,
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  Speaker 1: George Foreman and well Tony. You know, there have been
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  Speaker 1: so many great heavyweight champions through the years, but only
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  Speaker 1: one created a grill that would help you grill Panini's sandwiches,
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  Speaker 1: maybe you know, a caesada, and and to do it
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  Speaker 1: in a way where the grease would not drip all over,
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  Speaker 1: you know, where it would drip into like a nice
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  Speaker 1: plastic container at the bottom.
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  Speaker 2: It was a little tray.
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  Speaker 1: You know. You could also put fish on there too,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Now, you know it would stink up your
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  Speaker 1: whole house, but still it would knock out the fat
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  Speaker 1: at the same time. It's so true, Tony, you don't
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  Speaker 1: want to hear the name George Foreman. It conjures of
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  Speaker 1: smells of burning electricity and also prov a loane cheese
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  Speaker 1: together that smell of burning provolone at electricity. You know,
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  Speaker 1: you think of all the great names in history, you know,
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  Speaker 1: Muhammad Ali, did he ever have a grill? No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: Joe Frasier, no, no, no. You know, Larry Holmes in
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  Speaker 1: not even you know, didn't invent a microwave, you know,
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  Speaker 1: let alone maybe even a pot a pan that you
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  Speaker 1: could cook with.
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  Speaker 3: You know, it's such a shame because his name would
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  Speaker 3: have been perfect, Larry Holmes home grill, you know, but
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  Speaker 3: he didn't do it.
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  Speaker 1: That would have been perfect, That would have been perfect.
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  Speaker 1: But you know that, and that's what why George Foreman,
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  Speaker 1: how he set himself apart.
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  Speaker 2: You know, he really did.
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  Speaker 1: Got to tip a gap up to him. All right.
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  Speaker 1: Moving to another luminary, we well kind of lost Hulk Hogan.
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  Speaker 1: Now I say that, Tony, because we didn't actually want
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  Speaker 1: to put him on the list. Did we debate actually
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  Speaker 1: going to put an asterisk next to his name, because
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  Speaker 1: it's still likely possible that this whole death was actually
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  Speaker 1: just some promotion really over WrestleMania in April, and we
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  Speaker 1: are fully expecting to see Hulk Hogan appear at WrestleMania
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  Speaker 1: in April large way exactly.
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  Speaker 3: You know, we saw undertake a die several times and
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  Speaker 3: then come back, you know, so and then Cain too.
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  Speaker 3: You know, Cain got sent to Hell, so he died,
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  Speaker 3: but he came back too, so correct.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we are expecting potentially for Hulk Hogan to
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  Speaker 1: also come back in time for WrestleMania. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: as we said earlier this year, you know, Hulk Hogan
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  Speaker 1: did go away and come back as Hollywood Hogan. Now
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  Speaker 1: it would make sense for him to come back as
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  Speaker 1: Heavenly Hogan.
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  Speaker 2: Yep, exactly, he.
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  Speaker 1: Comes back, he says, Hey, you thought I was dead.
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  Speaker 1: I'm back, brother, but I'm back, and I also have
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  Speaker 1: the powers of God behind me. And all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 1: you know he's invincible and he's fighting for another ten
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  Speaker 1: more years.
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  Speaker 2: You know what is show that would be?
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  Speaker 1: I already ordered the pay per view. That's how sure
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  Speaker 1: I am of this.
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  Speaker 2: I can't wait. I can't wait.
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  Speaker 1: I can't wait either, Tony. In fact, let's just move
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  Speaker 1: on forget that. We'll move on to another one, because
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  Speaker 1: that one shouldn't even count. But so when we did
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  Speaker 1: lose Cubs great Ryan Sandberg, Now, Tony, I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to ruin the mood here, but I have to say
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  Speaker 1: something that is just so shameful. Right in preparation for
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  Speaker 1: this memoriam, I went onto Google to look up Ryan Sandberg. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I type in his name, right, Ryan Sandberg. There is
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  Speaker 1: not one article, no, this man died, not one single
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  Speaker 1: article about Ryan Sandberg completely on the entire into. It
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  Speaker 1: seals me disrespecting the departed like this.
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  Speaker 5: No, that's not That's not what I'm doing. How did
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  Speaker 5: you spell Ryan?
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean? How do we spell right?
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  Speaker 1: Like anybody would? Dum r ya n.
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  Speaker 5: Bro No, Ryan Samberg spells it r y n E.
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  Speaker 5: That's why you didn't find anything.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well you know who also didn't find anything?
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  Speaker 1: Any woman who's ever looked down your pants?
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  Speaker 4: Now, please stop disrespecting the dead as we honor them.
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  Speaker 1: All right, moving on to another name, we lost one
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  Speaker 1: of the greatest home run hitters of our time, Roy Hobbes.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, Tony, he was and remains the only
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  Speaker 1: player to hit a baseball so far that it went
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  Speaker 1: into the scoreboard and broke the lights, you know, And
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  Speaker 1: you know, has anyone did David Ortiz ever do that?
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  Speaker 2: Never?
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  Speaker 1: No, never, Manny Ramirez, No no.
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  Speaker 2: Aaron Judge never, never came floe, Nope.
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  Speaker 1: But Roy Hobbs did that.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: You know a lot of people forget. You know, he
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  Speaker 1: had a second career after playing baseball. You know, he
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  Speaker 1: got into he got into acting in Hollywood, and of
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  Speaker 1: course he had to change his name. These fancy schmancy
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  Speaker 1: Hollywood producers didn't like his name Roy Hobbs, so they
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  Speaker 1: forced him to change it to Robert Redford. Now, he
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  Speaker 1: went on to have a stellar, long career, but still,
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  Speaker 1: despite all his accomplishments, hitting a baseball into the scoreboard.
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  Speaker 2: He have a topped it.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing ever adopped it. Okay, now we must move to
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  Speaker 1: another luminary we lost in twenty twenty five, the beautiful
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  Speaker 1: Lonnie Anderson. And you know, Donny, there's just so much
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  Speaker 1: that could be said about Lonnie Anderson, you know, just
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  Speaker 1: so much, Dallans really, you know.
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  Speaker 4: And when you think of Lonnie Anderson, you have to
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  Speaker 4: think about her body of work.
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  Speaker 2: Just a terrific body.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean you can name all the things she
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  Speaker 1: was in. Of course w KOP in Cincinnati, and you know, well,
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  Speaker 1: I think they brought back w KP in like a
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  Speaker 1: second show they did, they tried maybe, you know, like
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  Speaker 1: it was like a reboot something he did the reboot
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  Speaker 1: and then oh, I think there was like some kind
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  Speaker 1: of reunion at a convention center in Tulsa for w KRP.
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to go to that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And if memory serves, I believe she was seated
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  Speaker 1: at the convention next to Billy Connolly, who played the
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  Speaker 1: teacher on Head of the class when they replaced the
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  Speaker 1: other teacher, which eventually got the show canceled unfortunately.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: And also I think she foughed Burt Reynolds if I'm
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: not mistaken.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: He admired her body of.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Work absolutely as we all did.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, and okay, Well moving on. Now we go
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: to the world of music where we lost the great
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: sly Stone. And like most people, when I heard the news,
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: I was very worried that Sylvester Stallone had died. But
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: then I was very relieved when I found out it
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: was only sly Stone, who I had never heard of.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: Up to that point, I didn't know, but I was
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: also very.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Relieved, very relieved that Sylvester salone is still alive. And well,
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: sly Stone not alive or will. Yeah. Anyway, we must
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: move on to a figure skater, a man named Dick Button. Now,
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: I admittedly I also have no idea who Dick Button was.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: But when I saw that Dick Button had died, I
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: was very confused because I started to believe that there
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: was such a thing as a dick button, you know, Tony, Yeah,
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: me too.
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: You know, I thought to myself, how great would it
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: be if they have to drink in a lot of
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: water you were running to the bathroom. How convenient would
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: it be if there was just a dick button you
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: could press and your dick came out. Wouldn't that be something.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Oh see, that's very interesting, Tony, because when I heard
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: dick button, I thought it was like a decorative item
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: that you would place on your penis, you know, like
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: some type of pin, you know. And I thought that
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: must be very painful to put a pin inside.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, on your penis.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And you know, did this man die because he
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: tried to insert a button into his pen Is that
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: what happened?
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Because of death?
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: But I want to circle back to the dick button
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: pants idea for a moment, if I may.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Sure, Yes, who.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: Has time to unbutton and unzip their pants and lower
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: their underwear when you have to go to the bathroom
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: so badly? Imagine replacing that with a button, a dick
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: button that you press and voila, your dick pops out.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: I feel like this is a billion dollar idea, you.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Know, Tony, I agree with you, And in fact, I
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: think the best way to honor the legacy of dick
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: button is to now go and patent an actual dick button,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: maybe call it dick buttons dick button, you know, just
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: to trade off the legacy.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: You know, of this great a way to honor the legacy.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, and well, we Unfortunately we are short on time.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: We have to move on. When you're going to end
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: with Mets manager Davy Johnson, Now, Tony, you actually have
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: a special story about a meeting you had or run
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: in you had with Davy johnsonmont At you tell the people.
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: I remember as a kid, my dad got tickets for
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: us to see the Mets at Phillies and before the game,
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: we decided to go to White Castle to get some lunch.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: And we were in the drive through and this car
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: in front of us was taken so long. So my
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: dad says, what the hell is this guy doing? And
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: he just laid the horn on him. Then the guy
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: stuck his hand out the window and gave us the
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: middle finger, and my dad said, wait a second, that's
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: Davy Johnson. So my dad flows it and rear ends
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: his car so hard that it actually sent him flying
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: through his front windshield. So me and my dad get
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: out of the car and walk over to the windshield
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: and my dad grabs him and says, you, Davy Johnson,
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: you can hack and he grabbed. He says, you never
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: should have won a World Series. You can lose a
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: and then Davey Johnson looks up at us and says again,
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: it's Davey Johnson.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Yo.
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: No, sooy, Davy Johnson. You're soy, Saul. And then that's
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: when I realized, wait a minute, that's not Davey Johnson.
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: David Johnson would never have given us the middle finger,
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: He would never have acted that way. That day really
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: showed me who Davey Johnson was and also who he wasn't.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Just such a beautiful tribute to Davy Johnson. Yeah, and
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: you know, to all the luminaries that we lost in
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty five, and well, Tony, it's on that note,
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: we must close out the show and say goodbye to
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: the year.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: And you know, make sure you go to the merch
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: store by all the merch.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: No, are you hearing me?
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: A somber moment, trying to close the show.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: We'll having a moment.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: What what do you want? Corrections? Corrections now, you know
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: you're so rude, You're so rude, just spitting on the graves.
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: What what you said? The Sylvester Stallone movie Over the
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: Top was one of the most successful films of the
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: nineteen eighties.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, classic, bro, all time up Bro.
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: It's considered one of the biggest bombs of the nineteen eighties.
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: It only made sixteen million dollars at the box office
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: and it finished fourth place the weekend that came out.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, I'm going to put the biggest bomb
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: of the twenty twenties in your apartment.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and we're going to make a movie about you.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: It's not going to be called over the top. It's
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: going to be called under the ground.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Oh okay for that.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what what.
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: You said the ex Michigan coach was Sharony Moore?
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, so.
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: His name is Sharon Moore. Maybe you should try watching
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: the news once in a while.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well after the show I'm going through sure,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: leeke Gillio.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: Oh I see, his name is sharone more just like
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: your name is Penis Less.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Great one.
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: What you said the Eagles beating the Raiders was like
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: the Eagles beating the Taliban.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, Taliban Raiders both play in a desert.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and both have suffered a lot of losses. You know,
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Talaban Raiders makes total sense, total sense.
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: No, it makes no sense. Honestly, that might be the
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: dumbest take you've had all year. In fact, it's the
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: dumbest thing I've heard anyone say. My entire life.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Hold on a moment. Are you defending the Taliban?
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: Cool?
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: You know, Poorly, Come to think of it, he's a
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: virgin who terrorizes our show. He is Taliban, he's down,
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: he's on.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: You get a great way to close out? Ah yeah,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: with your producer now going to guantanamo.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: He's in Cuba.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: But look at this, Tony, A great way to start
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: out twenty twenty six. On next show, here will be
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: super Bowl hero Eagles legend Nick.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: Foles will be right. A way to start year.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Don't forget your rate and review, act no podcast you
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: like and subscribe.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: You go to the merch store.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: You do all that, and Donty, just a great job
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: all year long, Tony, same to you, Poorly. Another floorless
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: show and another floor this year.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll see if people in twenty twenty six
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: see your