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I’m Obnoxious?! (RHUGT Recap) · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

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  Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Tamara Judge. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: good morning to you.
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  Speaker 2: How are you? Good morning.
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  Speaker 3: To be honest, I'm a little bit struggling today. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know really what's going on. My brain is like,
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  Speaker 3: like it can't focus, but I'm trying my best.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. Well, I'm sorry. I'm not feeling good today. Well,
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  Speaker 1: this episode will make you feel good. It is Ultimate
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: Girls Trip. This is episode seven. There's only, I believe,
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  Speaker 1: one episode left, right? Is there eight total? So we're
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  Speaker 1: down to the nitty gritty. And this one was like,
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  Speaker 1: holy Luann, what the hell was going on? So the ladies,
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  Speaker 1: except Portia, show up to Luann's Halloween party. Giselle says,
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  Speaker 1: if I knew this was a fan fest... I'd have
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  Speaker 1: gone to BravoCon.
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  Speaker 2: That made me laugh.
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  Speaker 1: It made me laugh. But it's kind of annoying to
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  Speaker 1: go and film like that with a ton of people
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  Speaker 1: that you don't know. And I'm surprised they allowed that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And especially because then I think it's all going to
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  Speaker 2: be leaked everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: That's the problem.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Is that they leak it all. And I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: get we want people in the background, but I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It felt a little weird.
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  Speaker 1: So let's talk about Jessel bringing up Luanne making out
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  Speaker 1: with her man in the ocean. Jessel's trying so hard
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  Speaker 1: to be relevant in this. It's like, calm down, take
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  Speaker 1: a back seat.
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  Speaker 2: Well, first she repeated the dress comment.
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  Speaker 1: You mean Dorinda's bubble thing?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Dorinda's bubble thing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And I'm like, excuse me, you're in like a
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  Speaker 2: football uniform. Calm down.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Dorinda says, you know, it's an iconic scene, which
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  Speaker 1: I agree, it's iconic. And then she goes and says,
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  Speaker 1: it's the most iconic scene in Housewife history. And I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know about that, but it was kind of iconic.
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  Speaker 1: Jessel apologizes to Dorinda for that comment that she made
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  Speaker 1: about her repeated dress. And Dorinda reminds her it was
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  Speaker 1: from an iconic Housewife scene, something Jessel is unfamiliar with.
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  Speaker 2: Well, clearly, as she's in her... What was it?
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  Speaker 1: A hockey outfit or something?
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  Speaker 2: Was it a hockey outfit?
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  Speaker 1: I think so. I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, but I didn't need to see it.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think, like, Jessel, the newer girls go in
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  Speaker 1: there and look at the girls like Dorinda and whoever
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  Speaker 1: else was original that was there? Luann thinking, oh... We're on.
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  Speaker 1: You're not. Do you think Jessel kind of had that attitude?
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  Speaker 3: I feel like Jessel has been having an attitude that
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  Speaker 3: hasn't been working for me this season.
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  Speaker 1: I know. A lot of people have been talking about it,
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  Speaker 1: seeing a lot of comments about it. I thought it
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  Speaker 1: was just us. I'm like, oh, we shouldn't ease up
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  Speaker 1: on her. I'm like, no, it's everybody.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's everybody. And I feel like she just has
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  Speaker 2: such an ego.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And it's not... It's not appealing. No, it's not appealing.
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  Speaker 3: It's not behooving. It's not like I haven't been liking it.
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  Speaker 3: And also like this was.
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  Speaker 2: An iconic outfit that during the war.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And that's why she repeated it. Anyways, you know
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  Speaker 1: who looked really good?
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  Speaker 3: Who?
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  Speaker 1: Erin as Jessica Rabbit.
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  Speaker 2: Erin looks so hot, but nobody even knew who she was.
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  Speaker 1: I barely knew who she was. She's so beautiful. She
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  Speaker 1: really is. She's stunning. She's a pretty, pretty girl. So
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  Speaker 1: the magic man. Now, this guy kind of freaked me out.
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  Speaker 1: He says that he's a mentalist. I've never even heard
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  Speaker 1: of a mentalist. What is that? Is that different from
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  Speaker 1: a psychic or what is it?
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  Speaker 2: So I've seen this type of thing with Julianne Hough before.
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  Speaker 2: Have you seen that? No. Where she's like, ah, ah, ah, ah.
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  Speaker 3: And she does that whole breathing thing. You have to
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  Speaker 3: Google it. It's so good.
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  Speaker 1: What does that have to do with the mental list?
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  Speaker 2: Because she had, like, somebody mentalize, like.
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  Speaker 3: He was, like, fake pushing on her body. And it was, like,
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  Speaker 3: she was having an inner outer body experience.
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  Speaker 1: Like an energy healer?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's an energy healer. Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Well, he performs this touchy trick on Kyle and Luann.
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  Speaker 1: And we saw what happened. Like he would touch Luann
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  Speaker 1: and then Kyle would be like raising her hand. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, what the actual hell is going on here?
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  Speaker 1: I did have an experience with somebody that went to
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  Speaker 1: dinner with us. I did a fan thing with Bravo
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  Speaker 1: in Boston for a baseball game. And afterwards we went
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  Speaker 1: to dinner. And Tom Schwartz brought this guy, his name's Kevin.
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  Speaker 1: And he was asking us questions. And he would hold
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  Speaker 1: up the answer and he was right every single time.
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: The first guy I ever had sex with. And the
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  Speaker 1: guy had the most bizarre name, held it up. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, what the hell? That was pretty trippy. It
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  Speaker 1: kind of reminded me of this because then it goes
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  Speaker 1: on to, who was it? Chanel went up there and
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  Speaker 1: he had.
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  Speaker 2: The name Ruth.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, that's just crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So he tries to do a mind reading trick on Teresa,
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  Speaker 1: but she doesn't seem to get it.
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  Speaker 2: He can't do it because she doesn't understand.
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  Speaker 1: What was she doing? Was she trying to read his mind?
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  Speaker 1: Did she not get the assignment?
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  Speaker 3: I don't think she got the assignment. I think she
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  Speaker 3: was a little lost. I think she was a little confused.
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  Speaker 3: And so then he's like, well, I can't read what
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  Speaker 3: you're saying because you're not even thinking anything.
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  Speaker 1: She couldn't even answer. It was so weird. And then
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  Speaker 1: Chanel's like, okay, she's working overtime. She's like, girl, let
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  Speaker 1: me get up there. And that's when they did the
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  Speaker 1: whole Ruth thing. But Chanel, she's like, I've never met
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  Speaker 1: this white man in my life.
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  Speaker 2: Chanel was working overtime this episode.
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  Speaker 1: She was.
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  Speaker 2: She was.
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  Speaker 1: She was. Luann begins her 30-minute speech. Nobody wants to
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  Speaker 1: hear a 30-minute speech.
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  Speaker 3: I think it was a three-and-a-half-hour speech. I do not
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  Speaker 3: think it was 30 minutes.
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  Speaker 1: They say 30, but I think it was really long.
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  Speaker 1: She still couldn't find the time to say anything about Giselle,
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  Speaker 1: which is not sitting well with Giselle. And then, meanwhile,
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  Speaker 1: Portia is en route, on foot, because she's behind an ambulance.
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  Speaker 1: She was two hours late.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I think she probably was trying to recover from...
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  Speaker 2: I mean, remember, this is like their 15th thing of
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  Speaker 2: the day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then she got stuck behind an ambulance. And
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  Speaker 1: you know how the traffic is in New York. But
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  Speaker 1: the thing is, is like if somebody else would have
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  Speaker 1: done that, like Lisa.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: Portia would have not been happy.
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  Speaker 2: Portia would have not been happy. But I think Portia
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  Speaker 2: was just kind of over it.
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  Speaker 3: And....
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  Speaker 1: At least Portia apologized.
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  Speaker 2: She didn't apologize. She right away apologized.
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather listen to Lisa's speech in Miami about
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  Speaker 1: herself or Luann's speech?
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  Speaker 3: Lisa's speech in Miami. I mean, that was unbelievably long.
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  Speaker 1: This party was just not fun. I mean, other than
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  Speaker 1: the guy that was up there levitating and all that
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  Speaker 1: kind of stuff, that was kind of cool. And usually
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  Speaker 1: they don't show that kind of stuff. They'll show a,
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  Speaker 1: you know, a little 30 second blip of it. But
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  Speaker 1: this party was not fun. So they had to show
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  Speaker 1: his whole act.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, they had to show his whole act.
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  Speaker 3: I felt like they continuously, Luann continuously was like talking,
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  Speaker 3: but not fully making sense. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And Giselle's like, maybe Porsche isn't coming because she knew better.
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  Speaker 1: Vicky's like, stay home.
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  Speaker 2: Vicky made me laugh this episode.
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  Speaker 1: This is like the first time everybody can agree with
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  Speaker 1: Vicky when she's like, just get me out of here.
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  Speaker 1: I want to go home. I don't want to do
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  Speaker 1: this anymore. Like, get me to Bluestone Manor.
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  Speaker 2: I'm out.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, how long do.
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  Speaker 2: You think this party went on for? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I could just tell when they walked in with all
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  Speaker 1: the just random people around. I'm like this.
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  Speaker 3: Like every single person that we've ever seen at BravoCon
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  Speaker 3: was there.
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  Speaker 2: They really were.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Portia finally arrives and starts chatting with Ayaan. As
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  Speaker 1: Luann is trying to continue her speech, Luann confronts them,
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  Speaker 1: saying into the mic, Portia, you were late, and now
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  Speaker 1: you're talking.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone, silence. Silence. Everybody's bored of this conversation, Luann.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone's over it.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 1: Portia tells Luann to sit her ass down. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, uh-uh. Mm-mm.
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  Speaker 1: Chanel's like, you're talking too much. I didn't fly all
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  Speaker 1: the way from Dubai for this.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, this isn't supposed to be a party. This
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  Speaker 2: isn't a party.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you think that Chanel needs to be on another show?
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  Speaker 2: I feel like we need her on more shows.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, just move to London or something like just
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  Speaker 1: so you can be on the Housewives of London.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, she's so good. And she's just like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: I love shit talking. I love hearing this stuff. Like
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  Speaker 3: she just has no, she doesn't mind getting deep and
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  Speaker 3: dirty and just getting messy anytime that she wants.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And she's funny and I just love her. So
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  Speaker 1: the ladies participate in Halloween talent show, which is everybody's
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: biggest nightmare. I don't remember Lori Cooper. Do you? She
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  Speaker 1: was the judge and the one that Kyle jokes she
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: could be a new housewife in New York. And they
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: show flashbacks of her being on the show before, but
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  Speaker 1: I have no memory of her.
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: I have zero memory of her.
• 10:40
  Speaker 3: And then also, what's... What's the girl's name who has
• 10:47
  Speaker 3: the funky husband?
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: Alex and Simon. Did you see when they did all
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: those flashbacks about them? It was so Frenchy. But say
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  Speaker 1: what you want, they're still together.
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  Speaker 2: Are they? That's what I was going to say. Are
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  Speaker 2: they still together?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they live in Australia.
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy. That is a crazy town.
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  Speaker 1: I know. But honestly, like this whole talent show thing,
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  Speaker 1: like even I think, was it Kyle? It's like, I'd
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  Speaker 1: rather eat glass than do this. I do not want
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  Speaker 1: to do this.
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  Speaker 2: Let me guess.
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  Speaker 1: Did she do her splits? Is that what happened?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she did do her splits.
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  Speaker 1: But we get Teresa up there first and she can't
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  Speaker 1: even make a noise out of the saxophone.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: But she wins.
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  Speaker 2: How did she end up making noises?
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  Speaker 1: Well, as soon as you, so I played the clarinet
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: in high school, middle school, I think. You have to
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  Speaker 1: like take the reed out and lick it, get it
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  Speaker 1: wet and put it on, clamp it on. And if
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: you don't have it just right, you can blow on it,
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  Speaker 1: but it's not going to make any sound.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: And so I think it wasn't wet enough is what
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking. Or she wasn't blowing correctly. And then all
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  Speaker 1: of a sudden, she just blew on it. And she's like,
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  Speaker 1: just moving her fingers. She wasn't making a song. She's
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  Speaker 1: just moving her fingers. And then she wins.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, then she wins. Because, I mean, who else was
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: going to win? Lisa. She was rapping.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was. I'm like, okay, this is a bop.
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  Speaker 2: I can't with the rapping. I can't.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was, I mean. I'm like, is that
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  Speaker 1: song coming out next now?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, yes. Obviously.
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  Speaker 3: It's probably already on our....
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  Speaker 2: It's like already uploaded onto my.
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  Speaker 1: Probably. Portia does a dance. Giselle's talent is ass kicking.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I remember that. Vicky rants. She's like, I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to do this.
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  Speaker 2: Like, no.
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  Speaker 3: And then....
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: Alex does Ray Gunn. I don't know who Ray Gunn is.
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  Speaker 2: Do you?
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  Speaker 1: He's an Australian breakdancing Olympic lady.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there was this an Olympic lady who was in
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  Speaker 3: the Olympics and like went crazy and like got all
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  Speaker 3: this heat and it was just terrible. And that's who
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  Speaker 3: she's talking about. But the fact that they even remembered
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: her name, I was like, someone gave.
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  Speaker 2: Her that information.
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  Speaker 1: But she still has her Herman Munster shoes. that she
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  Speaker 1: wore on the show like, I don't know, seven, 16
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  Speaker 1: years ago.
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  Speaker 2: But they're not even Herman Munster. I thought they were.
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  Speaker 1: I'm assuming they're the exact same shoes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 2: But then they were like, no, they're actually Louis Vuitton.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So Alex gets second runner up and Giselle's like,
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  Speaker 1: she isn't even one of us. She's not a road tripper.
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  Speaker 2: Which is true.
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  Speaker 1: Why is she winning?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And also, that was terrible.
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: This whole party was terrible. It was probably the oddest
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: party I've ever seen on Housewives.
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: It was. I mean, the fact that the best part
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: about this is Vicky's ranting.
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  Speaker 1: What was she saying?
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: She just was like, I need to go. I need
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  Speaker 2: out of here. I can't do this.
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  Speaker 1: But when she got on stage, didn't she say something like,
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear anybody sing or something like that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, why does everybody think they can sing around here?
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  Speaker 2: Let's just stop.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: As they attempt to get a group photo, Luann makes
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  Speaker 1: her way to the front and center with her arms
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  Speaker 1: out wide in front of everybody, which pisses everybody off.
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  Speaker 1: But when she gets called out for always doing that,
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  Speaker 1: she says, it's my town and storms off.
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  Speaker 2: And she's pissed. Like she's actually pissed.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: This is where she lost me. I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: be center of attention. Like, don't say you don't want.
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  Speaker 3: To be center of attention when clearly you're like the
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  Speaker 3: queen of wanting to be.
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  Speaker 1: Your whole life is a cabaret. You don't even have
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: a life outside of cabaret. She talks to you as
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  Speaker 1: if she's doing a cabaret. She's dressed in a cabaret
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  Speaker 1: outfit almost all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So I couldn't really even understand when she was like,
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: you know, she, she, well, the, not only is she
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  Speaker 3: front and center, but, She stands up and she's taller
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  Speaker 3: than everybody else. And then all the girls are talking
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  Speaker 3: about all the times that she's done this before.
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  Speaker 2: And she's like, no, I haven't. Well, look, there's three
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  Speaker 2: times that I didn't.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: Right. Well, Giselle, Vicky, Kyle and Portia all agreed like
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: this is an ongoing issue with Luann. I am going
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: to admit like I like Luann, but she would have
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: got on my last nerve. I don't know that I
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: could have kept my mouth shut. So Luann then spends
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: the rest of the night complaining to anybody who will
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  Speaker 1: listen that Portia was two hours late. And we're like,
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  Speaker 1: no one cares. No one cares.
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  Speaker 2: She apologized. She came. She didn't miss anything.
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  Speaker 1: No, I think Giselle made a good point. She said
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  Speaker 1: if Luann were just to ask, can I be in
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  Speaker 1: the middle? This is my party. This is my town.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think anybody would have cared. It's just the
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: way that her arms were out and how obnoxious she was.
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  Speaker 2: She stood to block everybody. She was like, nah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, then she also said that she's the tallest one,
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  Speaker 1: so she needs to be in the middle.
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  Speaker 2: I've never heard that. I know.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, don't the tall ones go in the
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  Speaker 1: back or on the ends?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the tall ones go in the back, but she's never.
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  Speaker 2: She's always in the front.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, this kind of rubbed me the wrong way
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  Speaker 1: when Luann says Portia needs to get class.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course she needs to get class.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, I don't think that's going to go
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: over well. Do you wish that they had a reunion?
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: I don't think there's room for a reunion.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know there's not going to be one, but
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: all the behind the scenes stuff that we don't see
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  Speaker 1: that happened.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: I wish there was like a bloopers.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be fun too.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: I think a bloopers would be fun, but I don't
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: think they can really do a reunion because you can
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: tell they're already kind of running out of shit to
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: talk about.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's like so much stuff that got cut out.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Like Andy said, there was a lot of fights because
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: they just didn't want to go there. We still saw
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: quite a bit of fights. But at the season finale,
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: I think there's some big fights going on there.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: And I wasn't shocked by who was involved.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Well, the Rhode Island girls were really involved. Salt Lake
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: City girls were involved. I guess my fight, my and
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Shannon's fight gets talked about, which is probably going to
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: annoy the shit out of me. yeah because it gets
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: twisted to this is what i've heard it gets twisted
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: that they had to honor vicky at the season finale
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: because we spoiled the first day of filming and i'm
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: like wait what so yeah i did what i did
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: and reached out and asked somebody in production i'm like
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: I'm so, I feel so bad. Like I wrote it
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: and he said, no, that was never the plan. The
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: plan was always to honor her at the season finale
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: when Andy was there.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: But I would get blamed for shit all the time.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Not, not you, Tam. I know.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Not you, Tam.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: But then the next morning, Luann is crying on FaceTime
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: with Dorinda about her being disrespected in her own town.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Meanwhile, she's late. I know. I know.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: I think she did. Portia's like, Luann's in trouble. That's
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: why she's late. You know she's in trouble. Vicky, waste
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: no time when Portia enters the Sprinter van. That a girl.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Get to work. And then on the Sprinter, Portia confronts
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Luann and Luann snaps back that Portia was two hours late.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: I'm like, we get it.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: We get it. She apologized. She was going hard beforehand.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: I mean, I think the part that, like, was hardest
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: for me for this episode was that there were so
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: many little tiny snippets that you can't even break it down. Yeah. Like,
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: from Carol, Razel, like, you get, like, little tiny pieces
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: of everybody. The fact that we didn't even know Aaron
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: was Aaron for a little bit. The fact that somebody
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: was calling, um....
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: Dorinda Ramona.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: That was Chanel, wasn't it?
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, it was just shit.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: I feel like this was just like a filler. Like
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: they probably could have done without this. Yeah.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like they kind of did this
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: last week too.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: Well, we're two for two.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, I love that they're ending it at Dorinda's house.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: I think that's going to be really cool. And I
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: love that Andy's going to be there.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: We'll see.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: It looks freezing.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Did you see all the snow? Yeah, all the snow.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Freezing.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: It looks freezing.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Did you notice that Luann had no issue with Lisa
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: being late, but she has major issue with Portia? Yeah.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Who's apologized multiple times and Lisa would not apologize?
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: No.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Not even a little snippet of an apology.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: What about... I mean, we're talking about the annoying things
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Luanne has done. What about sitting on Vicky? That would
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: have sent me... Like, get off of me.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: I know. Vicky's like, enough. And, like, you know her
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: knee hurts.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's like, sit next to me. Do not sit
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: on top of me.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: But I think she's so oblivious to anything other than herself.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Well, I wonder if this is it or they're going
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: to get into it because... she's pissing everybody off. And
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Portia tells Luna and she's been sparing her ass the
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: whole trip because she's been obnoxious.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Well, you can tell also.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: News to me, I'm obnoxious. It's like, oh my God,
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: there's no self-awareness at all.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: But I love that Portia just holds nothing back.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Well, somebody's got to do something and say something.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: She's like, you know what? You're just annoying.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: I think even though they didn't really want a lot
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: of fighting on this, there has to be some kind
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: of little conflict. People won't tune in.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not going to tune in.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: And plus, even with this conflict, it was so, it
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: didn't even make sense, some of this conflict, because it
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: was such, I don't even know.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Between the cake.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: And having just random people there, I really didn't understand it.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Like, why?
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: They could have done something different.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: They could have done something different.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I felt like they tried too hard to make
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: too many events happen in one moment.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you can't replicate an event. Like, it just doesn't
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: work out.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Sometimes it does.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: And people kept saying, you know, like, we're here to
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: have fun. But now we've just watched this for two
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: and a half hours.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: It's been a lot of costumes.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: A lot of costumes.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Started out with a costume. And it's pretty much ending
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: in a costume. Ball gown.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Maybe I should wear my ball gown that I bought
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: for Watch What Happens Live when I go next month.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: What color is it? Red.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: This is my ball gown I was supposed to wear
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: before I got fired.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: Fired. Yeah.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: And then Lisa consoles Luann. And Portia calls her out
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: for being an enabler.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: Why was Lisa pushing so hard to control Luann? And
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: then she's like, and Luann keeps running around. I can't
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: even find her. She's trying to find her like 10
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: different times. I'm like, you know what Luann's doing?
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: She's vaping.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: She's taking a vape break.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Did you feel bad for Luann at all in the sprinter? No.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: I couldn't. I tried. I dug deep. I tried to
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: feel sorry for her. I just couldn't.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: I just thought it was too much. And I thought
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: it was like, this is my event. This is my,
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: I don't, I also don't play that game.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: Like this is a whole bunch of people from a franchise.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: They brought in other people from the franchises and then
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: it's like, well, it's going.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: To be interesting to see how she acts on the
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: golden life.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. I wonder.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Cause I feel like Jarenda is, she's not going to
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: put up with it.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: No, I don't think so.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: I don't think Dorinda's going to put up with it.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: I also don't know if Dorinda's going to put up
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: with it next week.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. We have a little headline about this we're going
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: to talk about in a minute, but somebody showed up
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: to this party that wasn't invited.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Got edited out. Edited out?
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: I don't even know this party. Didn't even focus on her.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: I don't even know about this part, so I'm excited.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: Are we talking about that when we do recaps? Yeah.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Well, no, we're going to talk about it on headlines next.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Headlines, I mean. Yeah. Okay, so what was your favorite
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: part about this episode?
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Seeing Vicky dressed up like, who is she?
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Taylor Swift? Is that who she was, Taylor Swift?
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: I think so.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: That was pretty funny.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Vicky started winning me over again. Yeah.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: I kind of feel bad for her right now because, like,
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: she's been texting me because she had surgery. And I
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: know that the reunion is not going to be easy
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: for her. Yeah. I think she's, like, really worried about it.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: But I think, you know, the good thing is we
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: have seen a shift in her throughout this, throughout.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: So it's like before it was just double whammy everything
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: like it was like everything Vicky was doing and saying
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: it was just we were seeing it on both shows
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: and it was just oh.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Don't worry she's not done on Orange County yet oh
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: no oh no oh no there's more to come that's
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: for sure.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: Um but yeah I don't I don't know I I
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: also still find I'm not kind of over the fact
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: that Luann was crying on FaceTime with Dorinda.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: As if she did nothing wrong.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: As if this was all everybody else.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised Dorinda didn't put her in her place.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: I mean, what is Dorinda even saying at this point? Like,
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: she was just like, oh, I'm sorry.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: She's like, I'm not a main cast member.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: Sorry.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm just, I just showed up here. Deal with it.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: You got the big bucks.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: I didn't. Right? She's like, mm-hmm.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: But when she says the whole trip she's been obnoxious,
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: I was like, my mouth dropped a little.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Luann's a lot. Luann's a big personality.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: She's nice.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: She's sweet. I like her a lot. But she can
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: rub people the wrong way.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Do you think that Luann was a little tossed? Our
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: little sauce.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: There's been some talk about that that I've read that
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: they thought she was. But does she drink?
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Yes. I think maybe there's a limit. And that's why
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: I think it's hard. For all of us.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: There's a limit for all of us. But I think
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: that's why when there's three events in one single day,
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: that's a problem.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: That's right. There was three events that day. Yeah. That's exhausting.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: That's exhausting.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Unless you have hair and makeup, you just sit there
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: and just like, get me ready.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: But even then you have to switch your hair and makeup.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: You have to switch your dues. You're in costumes. It's
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: not like you're just getting a touch up.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Especially if you drink, like at the first one, the
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: second one, the third one.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: And then you're going to keep drinking because you're going
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: to try to keep the momentum going.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: And then they have to drive to Dorinda's house, which
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: I feel like it was like a four hour drive.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: I mean, because we drove from when we did, I
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: did ultimate girls trip afterwards. We had to go to
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: New York to do a photo shoot since we're all together.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: So they drove us and I swear it was like
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: four hours.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm here to tell you, you and I
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: wouldn't even made it to the third event. I, it'd
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: be very difficult for me, honestly.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: No way. We have our first two glasses of champagne.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: We'd be fine.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: Then we'd have our third glass, which would get us
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: to the second event. And by the third event, we'd
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: be like.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: We're out.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Like last night, every night we go walk the dogs.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: And last night we were a little bit late. And
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: so it was dark out. It was like seven o'clock.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Got back home at 730. And Eddie's like, what time
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: is it?
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: I'm like, 730.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: He's like, okay, time for bed. We went to bed.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's so good. We're such old people.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: I know. All right, guys. Well, that's all we have
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: for you until next week. I know it's kind of
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: a short recap, but not much happened.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Not much happened.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: I mean, other than having multiple games and people being
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: late and people not knowing each other's names. I mean, well,
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: I love how, but I did also love how Aaron's like, well,
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: I did get my boobs done so that I could
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: really match Jessica Rafferty.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Told you she got them done. I could tell.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: You knew it.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: I knew it.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: You knew it.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: They look good. She got a good size.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: She looked hot.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: We're going to have Erin on the podcast soon.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: I know we're having her on soon. I'm excited. I
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: love her. I do too. All right, guys.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much for tuning in to another episode.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: All right. Talk to you all soon. Bye. Bye.