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The Daily Does Reddit Part 9 with Michael Wenas · The Dingo Weekly

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  Speaker 1: Robbie knows everything, that knows everyone. Oh everyone Dingo is here,
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  Speaker 1: so they're gonna make blood you your years a list.
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  Speaker 1: This is the Dingo Weeky.
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  Speaker 2: This is the Dingo Weekly.
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  Speaker 1: This is the Dingo Weekly.
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  Speaker 2: This is the Dingo Weekly.
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  Speaker 3: Do not give me another Asian intro. I swear to God.
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  Speaker 4: Are you sure?
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  Speaker 3: Oh funk, We're already recording. God, damn it. Welcome to you. No, no,
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  Speaker 3: don't do it.
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  Speaker 4: Don't you fucking God damn it. He's Rubbie time. God.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't do this every week. Welcome to the
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  Speaker 3: Dingo Weekly Podcast. I'm your co host Robbie with my
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  Speaker 3: asshole friend Dingo and Tad' school. Tad's here too, Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and our great friend Michael Whennis in the house.
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  Speaker 4: What's up?
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  Speaker 1: Mic doing real great over here. Just woke up with
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  Speaker 1: the flem still in my throat and everything.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, flem you have the flem in your eyes sore?
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  Speaker 3: What huh?
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  Speaker 1: But because I just woke up, there's still flem in
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  Speaker 1: my throat and everything.
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  Speaker 3: So I thought, I said, I okay, yeah, that makes sense,
• 1:43
  Speaker 3: that makes way more sense.
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  Speaker 4: Uh, you clear your throat.
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  Speaker 3: You're gonna we'll figure this out. Drink some water.
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  Speaker 4: No one's gonna make a joke about that at all.
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  Speaker 3: You sound good. Something stuck in your throat just just flem.
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  Speaker 1: Well, no, it's probably somebody's ejaculation.
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  Speaker 4: Oh okay, Oh, thank you for using proper terminology so
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  Speaker 4: we don't get demonetized in the first mande. I appreciate that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: we're supposed to save that stuff for later.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't want to lose our channel. But uh,
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  Speaker 3: it'll be fine.
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  Speaker 4: It'll work itself out. Why are gay guys always tired?
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  Speaker 4: First question? Oh?
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 4: Why are gay guys always tired?
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  Speaker 1: Gay guys are always tired.
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  Speaker 4: It's not a joke. It's a legitimate question.
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  Speaker 3: But I've never heard this.
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  Speaker 4: Every gay guy I'm friends with is tired all the time.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, hey, what's up, man, that's just like so tired.
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  Speaker 4: Well he just woke up. M Well what time is it?
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  Speaker 1: They're hired? Then I just sleep, Like I don't know
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  Speaker 1: about the other gigs.
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  Speaker 4: I what do you mean you don't know about them?
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean like, I don't know, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know about their life.
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  Speaker 3: He's not their spokesperson, he's his own person.
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  Speaker 4: Don't they keep traying of each other.
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  Speaker 1: Well yeah, but like you know, we keep track.
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  Speaker 4: Of each other the straight whites. That's way of podcasts.
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  Speaker 1: I don't I don't really probe into like other people's lives,
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  Speaker 1: like for me personally, Like, I don't know. But one
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  Speaker 1: thing that I know for sure is that if you're
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  Speaker 1: a gay man from like the same city, then the
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  Speaker 1: higher chances are you already slept with each other.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, like, yeah, I have heard that. Yeah, except
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  Speaker 4: this one guy I know who just can't get laid
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  Speaker 4: hmm so ugly.
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  Speaker 3: It's probably right. Maybe his personality is ship.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe both you should hook him up to an
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  Speaker 1: Asian hooker named Michael whenas.
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  Speaker 3: Are you a hooker too?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if long distance hookers are kind of
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  Speaker 4: a thing.
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  Speaker 3: Long distance hookers, I mean there's like honestly like OnlyFans
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  Speaker 3: type deal where they just like chat you up, and
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  Speaker 3: I mean I guess they're sending you some nudes and ship.
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  Speaker 3: That's kind of like a long distance hooker.
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  Speaker 4: No, and then what you just jerk off? You could
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  Speaker 4: do that anyway, yeah, but you're still paying. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 4: could do it for a men, yeah, sure, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Or like that that sex toy fiasco and like long
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  Speaker 1: distance long distance flash slid and vibrator thing that got
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  Speaker 1: hacked by four chan or something.
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  Speaker 4: They hacked it.
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  Speaker 3: That's hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what is it? They hacked the vibrators.
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  Speaker 4: They hacked vibrators.
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  Speaker 3: It's they're like these special vibrator fleshlight combo where you
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  Speaker 3: do something to the one end and it translates on
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  Speaker 3: the other end. Really, you're kind of like virtually fucking
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  Speaker 3: each other over the Internet using physical tools that talk
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  Speaker 3: to one another.
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  Speaker 4: What a time to be alive.
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  Speaker 5: The future is now.
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  Speaker 3: The future is now. Yeah, I've heard of these these
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  Speaker 3: that's that's fun. I can't believe they hacked them. That's hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: But like, what would happen like if they weren't in use?
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  Speaker 3: It just started vibrating in someone's drawer randomly?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, i'd imagine.
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  Speaker 4: But I just got a great idea for an episode
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  Speaker 4: with you guys.
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  Speaker 6: Oh no, all right, we all put in these vibrating
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  Speaker 6: virtual toilfting button nugs.
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  Speaker 4: Move on. What are we doing today? All right?
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  Speaker 3: You know, so since we have our great friend Michael
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  Speaker 3: with us, and this is his first.
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  Speaker 4: Time on, we're thinking, since you guys read the title,
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  Speaker 4: of the episode.
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  Speaker 3: At this point, you probably already know we're gonna do
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  Speaker 3: another Reddit.
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: Part nine has got to be nine, right, nine Reddit
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  Speaker 3: part nine? I read it part nine.
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  Speaker 7: Yay, huh, yeah, probably I do want some and that's why,
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  Speaker 7: especially with my want for Dick and my good friend
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  Speaker 7: Michael being here and it being Pride month, Happy June.
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  Speaker 4: Everyone. Oh yeah, yeah, we're gonna come. Yeah you are.
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna mix it up a bit this time and
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  Speaker 3: do a sub that we've never done before.
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  Speaker 4: Ask gays, I.
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  Speaker 3: Not ask miners, ask gaybros.
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  Speaker 4: That was a happy accident.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta take your finger off those buttons. You're getting
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  Speaker 3: future up there, all right, all right, Uh, we're gonna
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  Speaker 3: ask some gaybros. No, we're the gay bros, and they're
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  Speaker 3: gonna ask us. Yeah, ask us some ship, ask us
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  Speaker 3: some ship about gay stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 1: I used to be on there. I think I posted
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  Speaker 1: on asked gaybros about becoming an active partner to a
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  Speaker 1: lot of middle age white men who went for sex
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  Speaker 1: tourism here in Bali. And basically the question that I
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  Speaker 1: asked them is did I sleep with your dad? By
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  Speaker 1: any chance?
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  Speaker 4: I bet you did? At least one I have.
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  Speaker 3: Chances are they had a kid somewhere. You probably did
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  Speaker 3: someone's dad. They might not be reddit, but someone's.
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  Speaker 1: But like, wouldn't that be weird if like, actually somebody's
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  Speaker 1: like child responded like, Hey, I think you slept with
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  Speaker 1: my dad and he just passed away last week.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, oh that story ticket turn. Listen to anyone
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  Speaker 4: listening out there. If you think your dad maybe fucked
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  Speaker 4: some guy hit us up? Might be Mikey.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, speaking of that, has anyone here fucked someone who
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  Speaker 3: has then died later in life?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 8: Uh, maybe maye maybe at this point maybe this point
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  Speaker 8: age may have taken over couple of them.
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  Speaker 1: In any rate, I would take funeral rice queen gigs
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  Speaker 1: like you know how in like China they're funeral strippers. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: what funeral strippers in China?
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  Speaker 3: I've seen some of those in America, usually in more
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  Speaker 3: urban settings. You have, I well videos on the internet.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it just concerns me more because they put children
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  Speaker 4: to work there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, in China that could be kind of who are
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  Speaker 3: these strippers? Where are they getting those?
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's because their idea of like a funeral is
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  Speaker 1: not grieving, Like you're not allowed to grieve during a
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  Speaker 1: funeral basically life. Yeah, you know, it's like a celebration
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  Speaker 1: of like you have achieved it, like you finally you're finally.
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  Speaker 4: Finally, finally, I get it. I get it. Finally that's
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  Speaker 4: all you. Finally did it? Now pussy on his coffin
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  Speaker 4: or balls whatever whatever, balls sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Because I said that you finally crossing and cross dressing
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  Speaker 1: comes to mind somehow.
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  Speaker 4: That makes sense.
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  Speaker 3: It's all coming together, full circle.
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  Speaker 4: I get it. I get it now.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Well let's let's do a little redditing. All right,
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  Speaker 3: I got some ass gabros here. Um, you know, this
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  Speaker 3: one's not really asking for advice. They just seem mortified
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  Speaker 3: about their situation and it's really short, so I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: read it. Uh, they just got outed by Grinder, So
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  Speaker 3: my phone was on silent. It was on silent, and
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  Speaker 3: they got outed to their entire homophobic family because the
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  Speaker 3: app Grinder said Hi Grinder, and they all shouted at me,
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  Speaker 3: and I ran out, and I'm staying at a friend's
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  Speaker 3: place on his couch and I don't know what to say.
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  Speaker 3: I'm literally shaking. Does that is that a thing? Grinder
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  Speaker 3: just opens up and says, Hi Grinder? Is that I
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  Speaker 3: do use Grinder. Do you I've never even opened the app?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, intend to happen?
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  Speaker 4: Do you mean never opened it?
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  Speaker 3: Never opened it. I download every app on the app Store,
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  Speaker 3: all of them. They're all on my phone.
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  Speaker 4: Opened yet.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Basically, grind Grinder notification is like so annoying, right,
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  Speaker 1: Like it's so loud and like you cannot put it
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  Speaker 1: on silent mode unless like you pay for premium.
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  Speaker 4: What wow, Yeah, that's how they get you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my goodness. So you don't open that app anywhere
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  Speaker 3: near your homophobic family then, because it will immediately out you.
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  Speaker 4: Huh No.
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  Speaker 1: And what's even weirder is that that that there was
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  Speaker 1: this thing in which, like someone met a grinder hookup
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  Speaker 1: and it turns up that it turns out that his
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  Speaker 1: grinder hookup also hooked up with his dad.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wait, so they did the dude and his dad.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah that's awesome, Like father likes son.
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  Speaker 4: That's a nice feather in your cap.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah right, that's kind of that's kind of cool. I
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  Speaker 3: can't say that I've ever done a woman and her
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  Speaker 3: daughter or a girl and her mom, but that would
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  Speaker 3: be pretty fun.
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  Speaker 5: That's actually like a genius way to force people to
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  Speaker 5: buy the premium package, because yeah, that's pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the whole R signing up for premium, right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the thing about it. You know, it's like
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  Speaker 1: they're searching, they just want, they're just it's the profit
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  Speaker 1: making scheme. And you know, they had a Grinder white
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  Speaker 1: house party. I think so. I think the Republicans are
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  Speaker 1: at least self aware, you know about like there are
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  Speaker 1: a lot of closeted gay men.
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  Speaker 3: It's it's all all denial. They're deep in that closet,
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  Speaker 3: but they're they're in there. The correlation between R and
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  Speaker 3: C conventions and Grinder concentration maps is just one to one.
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  Speaker 5: Stop it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and don't forget to mention Charlie Kirk's funeral. I
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  Speaker 1: mean that's even like that's more of a Grinder boom
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  Speaker 1: than any convention.
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  Speaker 4: It's actually pretty funny.
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  Speaker 3: I believe that does Grinder also, like when you get
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  Speaker 3: a match, doesn't it make a like a tune, a
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  Speaker 3: certain sound that is very like specific to that app.
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  Speaker 3: So those who know it will be like, oh, did
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  Speaker 3: you get a Grinder match?
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  Speaker 1: There's no match on Grinder. It's not like Tinder at all.
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  Speaker 1: For a Tinder, you swipe blacks and you swipe right.
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  Speaker 1: But for a Grinder, it's like a grid type of UI,
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  Speaker 1: so like you you click on the grid and then
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  Speaker 1: like you choose to chat with the person.
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  Speaker 4: So it's like the Pokemon go, you gotta like run
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  Speaker 4: over there and fuck them.
• 12:59
  Speaker 3: I have her that it measures people and feet, like
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  Speaker 3: at your distance from people, Like this person's five feet
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: away from you and you just look up, Oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: there they are. It's like usually on Tinder them with
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  Speaker 3: your ultra balls.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: On Tinder it's in miles. They're like, oh, this person's
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  Speaker 3: ten miles away. Like Grinder, it's like he's thirty feet
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  Speaker 3: to your left.
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  Speaker 4: That's the difference, just like a bigger sense of urgency. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: oh he's right there. You get them, go find them. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that's interesting.
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  Speaker 1: But the thing about putting horny men together within one
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  Speaker 1: app is that they will act rude, you know, and
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: they will act and they will act in title that
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: they will be like, hey, do you have a face pic? Meanwhile,
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: their profile picture is that of a headless torso, like,
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: what the fuck are you talking about a face pick
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  Speaker 1: when you're a like headless horseman?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, what the hell?
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  Speaker 3: You can't ask for something you're not giving yourself not fair.
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  Speaker 4: That's a good rule.
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  Speaker 3: Seems like a good rule, probably, I don't know. All right,
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  Speaker 3: let's see they have another one.
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  Speaker 4: So what was a question that wasn't a question?
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  Speaker 3: That was just like I just I wanted to learn
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  Speaker 3: more about grinder, and that felt like a good one
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: to like get my peete wet fair. But here we
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: got someone needs advice. Here's one I think my quote
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  Speaker 3: unquote strictly straight Jim partner just gave me his jacket.
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: And you think he gave you his jacket. I think
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: he gave me his jacket. And now I'm completely overthinking everything.
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: Need advice, I'm need context here. So I, twenty three
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: year old male, have been working out with Leo. It
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: says it's in quote. His name is probably not Leo,
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: so Leo, who's a twenty four year old male for
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: a few months. He's always talked about ex girlfriends. So
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: I safely put him in the strictly platonic Jim bro zone.
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  Speaker 3: Last night we left the gym and it was freezing
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  Speaker 3: and pouring. I was shivering in a thin tank top.
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  Speaker 3: Without a word, Leo took off his heavy fleece hoodie,
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: draped it over my shoulders and said, don't worry about it, man,
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  Speaker 3: it looks better on you anyway.
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  Speaker 4: Then he ran off into the rain.
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  Speaker 3: I've been wearing it all morning and my brain is
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: short circuiting. Straight guys can be genuinely nice.
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: No, we can't, but the looks better.
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  Speaker 3: On you comment felt different. I don't want to ruin
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: a great friendship if I'm just starved for romance. What
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  Speaker 3: do you guys think? Is he just being a solid
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: bro or is this a subtle green light? How do
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: I give it back without making things weird?
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: That queen's reading too much into it?
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: All right, you can do it, right, Yeah, just give
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: it back. It's not weird if you give it back,
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  Speaker 4: just be like, thanks, man, appreciate you. Let me use this.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean giving something back that someone else owns
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  Speaker 3: is just like, oh, thanks, so let me borrow this,
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: appreciate it.
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  Speaker 4: And then if he's like, you know, no, man, I
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  Speaker 4: gave it to you, keep it, then maybe we can
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  Speaker 4: open up some questions.
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  Speaker 1: I used to have, like this sort of delusion to
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  Speaker 1: any man who's being nice to me. It's like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: automatically has a crush on me or something like, but
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: you know, like now, I'm much smarter than that.
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  Speaker 4: I think that's natural.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I feel like that's the straight people too,
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  Speaker 3: just like every girl I talk to you, like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: she just talked to me. A girl talked to me.
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  Speaker 3: She probably loves me, right.
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, some girl laughs and puts her hands on my
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: arm when I say something funny. It's all right, slut,
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: calm down.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: I'm taking like Jesus Christ, back the fuck up as if.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So, yeah, what was that all about? Jim bros Right,
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: I wonder like, I don't know what that's all about.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Well he putn't he put an edit at the bottom
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  Speaker 3: of this. Apparently people came at him in the comments,
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  Speaker 3: so he said edit.
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  Speaker 4: Damn.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, the bro is just a solid bro coalition has
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: officially taken over the comments section, lowering my expectations down
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  Speaker 3: to sea level. Well, I'm gonna wash it, give it
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: back to him at our next gym session, and keep
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: it completely normal. If he says anything wild, I'll update
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: you guys, but for now, reality check.
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  Speaker 4: Is fully received. Thanks for keeping my feet on the ground.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that was your your gut reaction to
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  Speaker 3: Mike so I feel like that's a safe bet. He's
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  Speaker 3: just a jim Bro. Give him his shit back and
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: don't make it weird.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then the next post is turns out he's
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: gay for payay for pay.
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  Speaker 4: There you go, that'd be a fun edit. How much
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: do you do long distance? Yeah?
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: I'll have to follow up on him later. Do you
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: do long distance? Do you have toys that work long distance?
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  Speaker 8: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: All right, I got a new one. I got a
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: new one. This one sounds pretty interesting. Needs more advice?
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  Speaker 4: All right?
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  Speaker 3: Uh, my boyfriend and I opened up our relationship and
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: now he's mad I slept with a woman.
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  Speaker 4: What do I do? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Like a bise actual situation.
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  Speaker 3: We got a bisexual man here. I can give you
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: more context. I'm by male thirty and he's been fully
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: aware of that since the start. He male twenty nine.
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  Speaker 3: He is gay.
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  Speaker 4: We opened up our.
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  Speaker 3: Relationship in regards to sex relatively recently. There are a
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: few rules like no sex in our apartment, no sex
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: without protection, no ex's friends, anything.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: Like that, YadA YadA.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: There has been no jealousy so far, and we've been
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: able to freely talk about our experiences, how they were,
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: what we did, like, what we didn't like. We have
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: also engaged in threeesomes together, never any issue. I went
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: out for a booty call while he was away, something
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: we're allowed to do. I just told him that's where
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: I was. When I came home, he asked me how
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: it was, and when I said I was with a woman,
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: he got pretty pissed, said he didn't think it'd be
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: like that, and i'd do that to him. I said,
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: I truly don't understand what's the difference, seeing as it's
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: just sex and I'm never going to see that woman again.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: And I've slept with a lot of guys since we've
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: been together, and he never had an issue. He said
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: it's different, and when I asked how, he just said
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: it is. We bickered back and forth for a while,
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: him getting really angry and me just being genuinely confused
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: as to why, because nothing changed from before other than
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: the fact that it was a woman this time. He
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: said he needed to go out for a drive and
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: stormed out. I know he'll be back once he cools off,
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: but I don't get what I'm supposed to do.
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: How do I proceed?
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, that's just like how sexuality works. It's
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: like not a binary thing. It's not like you're either
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: gay or by or like straight, like sometimes it fluctuates
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: in between those things. And if you're like navigating like
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: an open relationship, things like these bound to happen.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: That's why I think most millennials and jen X are
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: actually the ones part to disipating in like polyamorous relationships. Meanwhile,
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: most Gen Z choose to be monogamous because we kind
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: of want stability. But Gen X and Millennials have more
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: experience regarding this matter.
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: Millennials, where do we fall?
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: You said, we're a bunch of millennials here, Well, yeah,
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: you know, like, are we more are we kind of
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: in the middle?
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Statistically, my wife gets really pissed when I sleep
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: with other women too, so it might just be just
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: don't sleep with women. Yeah, it's it's the women. Everyone
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: always gets mad women. Just sleep with dudes.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Just sleep with ds.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: You'll be fine. They'll be too confused to even know
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: what's going on. That's safe advice for anyone. Just sleep
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: with dudes.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: But like, honestly, you know, I kind of feel like
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: that was bisexual erasure. I think that if I'm partnered
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: up with a man who just ate a couci. I
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: don't know. I would get hot thinking about it.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: That's the reason. Bull, Yeah, that's it. That's interesting thought.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: I'd be like, whoa, that's exotic.
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: You got you're already imploring anyway, why not go? You know,
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: full go Christopher Columbus on it.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Yes, and you know it means. It means I can
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: also express myself in the best of both worlds. It
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: means I can cross dress for him.
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: I love that Robbie loves cross dressing. I love cross dressing.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: No, I love I love that You're like having different experiences,
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: That's all I mean. I don't care what your experiences are.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: I just like something new, something exciting, like yeah, why not?
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: And then you can translate that into your personal life,
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: like if you go out and you do something that
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: you don't usually do and then bring it back home
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: to experience with your loved one, then like Heroin, like
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: Heroin exactly, we're speaking.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: Chrome Na, We're bored of that.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: I've had too much adrenochrome. I'm a dreamochromed.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: Out, too young looking. I want to age a little. Well,
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: so what does this guy do?
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: We gotta give him advice because his boyfriend stormed out,
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: seems really pissed.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he said, he'll calm down though, dress then he'll
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: understand what it's like to be a woman.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: But then you're effectively telling your boyfriend to act more
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: like a woman or dressed like a woman. So now
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: he's like, wait, are you really more into women now?
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: Like why you make trying to turn me into a woman.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: Because this place isn't going to clean itself. Get back
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: in the kitchen, bitch. Whoa, Robbie, whoa, whoa, whoa, I
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: got that out.
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: I think it's unfair because if they're in a relationship,
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: they knows he's he knows he's bisexual, so.
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: He knew that he did risks.
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: They didn't set any ground rules when they decided to
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: open the relationship. There wasn't a rule that, like, you
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: can't have sex with women. So guy's the asshole.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess it's because like he didn't know that
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: the guy was like bisexual. I think he initially thought
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: that his partner was like fully gay, and then like
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: he was kind of taken aback once like finding out
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: that his partner's bisexual. You know, it's I think it's
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: sort of that, and perhaps he.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: Was bisexual and he knew it.
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: Bob, he said he was bisexual, his partner know he
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: was bisexual.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, and that's different.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it makes it weirder.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, hold on, hold on, he says I'm by. Does
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: he say he knew he's I thought he said he knew,
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: but maybe he never explicitly said it.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Ah, that's probably why, because he probably didn't know that
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: he is bisexual. That's why, like he was taken aback
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: once he found out.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: To be the reason, I think, Yeah, I don't.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: I don't see anywhere where it says that he explicitly
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: told him previously that he was by.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: So he told us he's by, but he didn't tell
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: his partner.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe I just assumed the partner knew, but maybe
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: the partner never knew.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: But you know, that's just the nature of like open relationships.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, if your partner slept with other gay men
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: and suddenly he slept with women, Like, how does that
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: make any difference?
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: I mean I watched a lot of like straight for
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: paid content also like basically gay adult film stars who
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: also slept with women.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: Holds a hole, man yuess oh man?
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I think the problem is communication. It's
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: not that you're sleeping.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: With isn't it always? It's that you.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: Didn't tell him that you were open to sleeping with women.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: I presume, I'm not totally sure if you told him
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: or not. If he knew, then I think he's overreacting.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: If you didn't know, maybe it's you should have told
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: him ahead of time, Like that's my deal.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: I'm by when you said when you said something about
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: women going like going back to the kitchen, I thought
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: to myself, Oh, yes.
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: No, actually, yeah, sorry, Robbie, does that.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: We're not celebrating we're celebrating military appreciation months?
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: Is it military Appreciation month? That?
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: That's what the administration? That's what Trump's administration is trying
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: to replace Pride Month with.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: I have not heard of this. Wow, they suck with
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: what pieces of ship? Pride Month's like the best month
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: of the year.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: I love Pride Month. Doesn't the military already have a month?
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: They have a fucking year.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: They it's military year all year round.
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: No, I think they do have a I think they do.
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: Until they get home from the war.
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: Like November isn't whatever Veterans Day is, right?
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: I mean they got Veterans Day, they got Memorial Day.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: I mean, they got a lot of days that have to.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: Do with the military. Look it up. Did they have
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: a month? Do they have a day? I don't know.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: I mean they have several days, But do they get
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: a month?
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: May? It just happened. National Military Appreciation Month is officially
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: observed every year throughout the entire month of May. So
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: you can't just extend Congress in nineteen ninety nine.
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: You can't extend it for two months. So then it
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: ends with Memorial Day.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: That makes sense.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, you had your month no offense and support
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: our troops and yeah whatever, but you had a month.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: You don't take over Gay Pride Month.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: Move over. It's time to get gay. It's time to
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: get gay.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: Let's get gay.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: Come on, you know you like it.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: The fact that like you're so closeted all of them
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: that they can't even just like let them have a month.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: They're like, oh no, because when we're going to enjoy
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: it too much, just just do military again.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Oh. I think that this is the one something about
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Tramp's administration actively shifting federal symbolic priorities by removing official
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Pride month recognition and pivoting to military focused observances. Department
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: of Defense banned identity themed celebration months, and the administration
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: has back proposals to replace Pride Months in June with
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: a designated Veterans Months to honor military service members, so
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: not military appreciation months. I think it was going to
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: be called Veterans Months, actually.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: Veteran veterans for gay vets.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: Oh, so they don't have to pay for their health care, right,
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: you know.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: We don't give you health care, and well we'll say
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: that you get June as a recognition thing.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: That makes sense, way cheaper, way cheaper, and in July
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: you'll just die. Yeah, just in time for disability Pride Month.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: Is it being proud of being disabled or is it
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: just like handicapped gaze.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: I think it's.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: So it's disabled gays, regular gays in June, and then
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: July the ones in wheelchairs.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: But like I think July is actually what they call
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: the queer month of wrath. It's like after the pride
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: comes to the wrath. I think, yes, the queer month
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: of wrath or something like June.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: Is like month you get extra sassy.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's that's when we just assass each other to death.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Huh you know that story was that? I think it
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: was Prophet Alicia. It's like because he was bald, he
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: was like being taunted by like little children, and then
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: like God sent like bears to like maul them or something. Yeah,
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Like I am at Like I think of that story,
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: and I think of, like what would happen if like
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: the bears are just like big hairy men like sassing
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: little twigs to death because like they mocked a baalb
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: gay guy. Like That's how the story plays out in
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: my mind. That's how the story plays that my head.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: Well I'm pretty sure that's what the Bible is a
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: bunch of gay guys fighting.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they're also schizophrenic.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: Well yeah, yeah, yeah, I got I got more. I
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: got more here.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: This one is they're not looking for advice, but I'm
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: looking for advice. Sleeping with a different guy every day
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: during Pride month.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: You could just do that. I like that they could
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: just do that.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: When you're gay, you can just like, oh, I'm gonna
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: have sex with someone every day. As a straight person,
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: I could never do that.
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: You could.
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: I mean I could, but I'm not.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: I guess i'd have to be a degenerate, like really
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: just like have zero standards and I don't know, I
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: don't think I'm that bad.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Well, for a gay man, it's like easy to find,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: like sexual partners, yes, but for bottom specifically, the hardest
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: part is the prepington because like you cannot eat stuff
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: like Korean barbecue before, like you're planning to bottom for
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: someone you love.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: I love Buggie though, like don't.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: And you have to like douch first to make sure
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: like no particles.
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: Don't let you have to find someone who's already lowered
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: their standard.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, that's a that's a good question because
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: I've actually wondered this.
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: Do you always douche?
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: And is that is that regular practice to always douche beforehand?
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: Like do most gay people do that?
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's like it's basic etiquette for like bottoming, unless
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: unless it's someone who wants to get paint it on,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: so they would specifically say I want to get paint
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: it on. It means they want you to ship on them.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: No, I knew exactly what you're talking about when.
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: You didn't need to explain that.
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: No, brain said, I got it. You have to clean
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: out your asshole, unless they say they want to get
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: painted on. My brain said, got it.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: The context was there, but I appreciate the clarification. Uh,
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: that's wild, that's uh, I'm learning so much.
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: This is great.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just I feel like that's that's kind of
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: cool honestly, where you can just go out and have
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: sex every single day with someone different every single day,
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: like I don't know, thirty people.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, you know what that made me think about?
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: Did you hear about Bonnie Blue and again what she doing?
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: You got pregnant?
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well she's been pregnant.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because the whole like try and record breaking gangbang
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: or whatever.
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: Did she get pregnant from one of those four hundred guys?
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, one of the guys we talked about here about
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: her baby shower, No tell me.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: Let's just say it's gonna be a baby golden shower.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: A baby golden shower. What yeah, actually said? You peeing
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: on the baby? The baby's her June event. Baby shower
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: will involve fans participating in explicit acts describing the upcoming
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: gathering as a golden shower. Very pregnant.
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, God, that kid is gonna have such a hard
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: time with life.
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: She's gonna turn it into like a whole sex capade.
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: Again, does she not care about the life of that
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: child when it becomes an adult? The internet is forever.
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she doesn't seem to care that much.
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: There's gonna be some some psychological issues.
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: I mean that looks not good, but I guess we'll
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: see you.
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: Gotta keep tabs. Entertainer will host quote unquote wholesome activities
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: and not a whole Yeah, wow, what a hole?
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: Where she is she American or is she from.
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: I think she's British, She's British. British. Yeah, I'm inviting
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: the public to turn my baby shower into a golden shower,
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: Bonnie told LBC host Sheila Fogerty, who replied that she
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: was quote unquote uncomfortable. Yeah. Good.
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: I don't think that child is safe with her.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: I don't know if that she's not safe.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: I mean, honestly, I'm sure Bonnie's making some good money
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: off of all this, if not for anything else other
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: than the publicity.
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: She's going elsewhere. In the interview, Bonnie said that she'll
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: be performing sex acts during the baby shower, which will
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: partly be wholesome and have traditional baby shower food and games,
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: while other fluids will be involved partly wholesome, just somewhat.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: There's going to be wholesome parts, but then the rest
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: is not going to be wholesome.
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: The influencer also described the father of her child as
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: one of many, after previously revealing she was pregnant after
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: having sex with four hundred men during a filmed event.
• 33:28
  Speaker 8: It's definitely one of them, one of those guys, I
• 33:31
  Speaker 8: don't know, which is why I collected DNA samples on
• 33:34
  Speaker 8: the day.
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: It was important for me to remember more than just
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: their peniside this time around, So I got their DNA
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: samples and their contact details.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Wow, it's like a seat bingo.
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah in the world.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: So they were all agreed to just like give her
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: a sample. She got four hundred samples. Are they all labeled?
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: I mean, I think they knew that they were giving
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: her samples. Maybe they didn't know she was keeping them. Yeah,
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: it's the keeping part.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: I think one if the guys had who penetrated her,
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: one of them is like a gate twink or something
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: like a straight for pay Oh yeah, yeah.
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: Straight for pay actor. Interesting, I didn't even know that
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: was a thing. But did they get paid or did
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: someone pay. They needed more people, so they were like, oh,
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: just start paying. A couple were running out of guys.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: I think it's more like that. Yeah, it's a contract work.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: When it's you know, when it's a lot of guys.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: That takes away from it. You're paying for these people
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: to come to guy. I hope you were just like, hey,
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: put something on Craigslist and get a bunch of guys
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: and we'll test them.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: Like if you just cast a wider net, you'd hit
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: your four hundred.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're like actually hiring them Like that sucks. That
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: ruins it for me.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: I don't like it anymore. Now it's gross. Now it's gross.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: All right, Yeah, I got I got another one. We're
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: getting off off topic here.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: Sorry that was too straight.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: It was too straight for me. You start talking about
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: straight sex, like all right.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't those manosphere like influencers think that even like
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: straight sex is gay or something like. They tend to
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: say shit like if you kiss a woman in public,
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: the new fucking gay.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah no, I know they do say that, you guys
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: watch straight porn, there's a penis in it, homo.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that actually has been brought up in their circles.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: I have heard that, so that sounds silly, but they
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: have said that. But the main argument that I've heard
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: is that if you aren't having sex not for the
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: sake of procreation.
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: It's gay.
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: Gay's that's gay.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: If you're not trying to have a kid, you're having
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: gay sex.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: I'm so gay.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: Then I'm like the gayest honestly.
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: But you're always trying to have kids.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: Always trying to have a kid.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: I'm so straight in their eyes, Like all I want
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: to do is just keep putting babies in my wife.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Their idea of straight sex is like nineteen eighty four,
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: strictly pro creation.
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, or like Mexicans, Yeah they have so many kids,
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: didn't they don't pull out?
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: Didn't Andrew Tate say, like every every guy should have
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: a bro that's willing to suck him off or give
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: him a hand jake.
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: Andrew Tait is just playing the longest game to convince
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: millions of kids to be gay with him. Oh yeah,
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: he gives just been years of him just like easing
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: them into it. One day he's just gonna be like, Okay,
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: here's my location. We're all gonna just fuck because it's
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: gonna be so alpha.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: And then I think a lot of them are gonna
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: be like, yeah, let's do it.
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: Bro, I almost going to show up.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: I feel like he's for the ones that are following
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: him still at this point. Yeah, whatever he says goes,
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: let's do it.
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: Iice just be gay. You get a whole month too.
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: It's not gay who you are.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: We're doing this for procreation. Now stick her in.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: It reminds me of something that I call a bung
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: hole boy. I think it was like puff Hunky or something.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Isn't like puff Daddy is like p deity mm.
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: Hmm, touchy subject.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: Right, all right, this guy needs advice. He just says,
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: regret coming out. I'm gonna give more context, but they
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: regret coming out?
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: Is that a thing that happens often?
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: I assume you gotta come out one day or you
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: just repress yourself for your whole life. But when's the
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: wrong time?
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Well yeah, I imagine like if you're not ready to
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: come out, and like you feel that coming out with
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: a mistake, you know, a tend to happen. Like I
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: live here, like in Bali, but like the entire country
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Indonesia is like predominantly Muslim, so it's kind of like
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: risky actually for me to be like openly gay, but
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: I just did it anyways because I don't give a shit.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: I mean I love that energy.
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: But what like do you have any repercussions?
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: So like, what's what happens? What's the deal?
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Not really you know, but I mean like they would
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: they would imprison you for like pre marital sex, so
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: like that that's the law. Like if you found out
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: doing premarital sex, you would be imprisoned. But the way
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: that that works is only if either your parents or
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: your children are reporting you. So it could either be
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: premarital sex or extramarital sex.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: Like that's the law, but only if you are reported
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: by your parents or children.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, parents' children are spouse.
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: What if your friend reports.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Your No, like they can't because like the one who.
• 38:45
  Speaker 9: Don't report him, I would never Well just hypothetically, what
• 38:54
  Speaker 9: if like your friend from America.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna say they're full of shit, that's a
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: that's a foreign Asian would be like, no, that's.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: Dude's massade, don't listen to him.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: Uh. Is there a lot of homophobia there? Oh?
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Like yes, definitely, there's a lot of homophobia here. Homophobia
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: is a part of the political campaign, like for Indonesia
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: and like Malaysia. Every time it's like about to be
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: about to be voting season, when it's about to be
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: election season, like they're gonna ramp up, like the homophobia,
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: the trendsphobia everything, and the misogyny also sometimes yeah.
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: They do that everywhere. I guess. Yeah, that fucking sucks.
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: Being homophobic is like the gayest thing you can do.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: That's the gay shit. If you're a homophobe, you're so gay,
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: like the fuck?
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: Well, seriously think about it, Like why are you mad
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: at another dude? And like like the ironical he's more
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: pussy for you? Why are you upset? True? You should
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: be excited every time you meet a gay guy. Just
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: be like, fucking awesome, dude, I don't get it. Yeah,
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: I bet leave the girl. I bet you make a
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: great wingman.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: Do you make an awesome wing man for your straight friends?
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: Do you have a lot of straight friends?
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Uh? Yeah, I have some straight friends.
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: Local, not just US local. Yeah yeah, yeah, and you
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: wingman for them?
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Are you some straight friends? But they're all too busy working,
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: you know, because like they're gen z. They don't have
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: a house of their own, so like a lot of
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: us are like still staying with our parents.
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: Makes sense, rue.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: I just feel like if I had like a really
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: good gay friend and I was single, like I would
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: want them to come with me all the time to
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: wingman for me, because like I feel like you guys
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: hit it off better with girls, like girls trust you,
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: they don't feel threatened.
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: You're like, oh it's my as a gay guy.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, you have to meet my friend, and
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: like you could introduce us and it would be so easy.
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: That's how my wife and I met. We had home.
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: See there you go.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: I mean like that would work for us, that that
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: would work for us. But like unlike you guys who
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: don't have a third place anymore, Like we don't hang
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: out a lot on like bars or like cafes, maybe
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: like wingman over like a group chat or something.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: I'll take it whatever gets me there, leet me in. Man,
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: I'm just trying to get this girl pregnant, Like, come on.
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: Not again, man, leave her alone. I just want her
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: to be pregnant. I just want to get her.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: It's not even I don't want another kid, God God,
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: I don't want any more kids.
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: I just want her to be pregnant. Just feed her.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: They have feeders. It's not the same.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: There's no one in there. It's just a food baby.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: What someone's gotta best.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: I support I support any anything natalism, like I supports pregnancy.
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: It's not her weight. It's the baby that turns.
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: Me on it.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: I don't want fat chicks. I want pregnant chicks. It's
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: way different.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: You don't want bbw's.
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: God, I hope this doesn't a poorly.
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: This is gonna age so poorly. I'm so sorry. I
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: don't care what your weight is. You're beautiful and I
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: love you, but it would be better if you're pregnant
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: for me.
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: I just it be better if that weight was from
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: my baby.
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: No, no, not. The weight doesn't matter. I don't care
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: where the weight is.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: Whatever your weight is, you should just be pregnant.
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: I just really want a kid in there. I just
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: want to kid in there. That's all that gets me going.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: The same thing, the same thing, the same thing as
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: being said by a lot of teen girls online who
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: drew on pregnant man.
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: Same thing as being said by our president. So I
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: need a kid to get hard miners.
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: Did you say something about where.
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: Fluid.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: No, you chunk to get out of here, fucking mild
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: I old it. H Did you want to know why
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: this guy regrets coming out or shout just to go
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: to the next one. Yeah, let's hear it all right,
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: It's it's kind of short. So I mail thirty four.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: Came out to friends and co workers over the past
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: few weeks. I feel terrible, like I'm naked and people
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: can see through me.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: I used to be very talkative at work and social friends,
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: watching sports, going out for beers and so on. Now
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: I keep to myself at work. I lunched later so
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: I can escape the small talk and eventual questions. I've
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: been out with the boys one time since letting them know,
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: but had to go home after about an hour because
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: I felt sick about them knowing. I have had nothing
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: but great reactions. So can't blame anyone but me. Wish
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: i'd go back in the closet, bro be proud.
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: Come on, everyone's giving you great reactions. They don't give
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: a shit, man, They just like you for you. I
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: thought that like there was going to be a bad reaction,
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: and everyone was like what, oh, like I don't want
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: to I don't know whatever, but yeah, I thought it
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: was going to be like Christian family or something like that.
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's always that.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: It's always some homophobic Christian family being dickheads. But no,
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: it sounds like you're fine with cool, like be cool.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: The thing about our slash s gay bros is that
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: a lot of gay bros who frequent that stop Creddit
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: and to be like right leaning gay bros.
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's really.
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: That's because of the and then and and anonymity. That's right, anonymity.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, are you?
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: Are you top or a bottom? And I'm not trying
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: to get too personal, but I have a question for
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: tops here.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Well, I mostly bottom, but I sometimes top, especially when
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: it's dads.
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: Especially for dads. You're top for dads.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: No, it's because, like I talked a lot of middle
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: aged men mm hmm.
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: So they're they're looking for my experience and they want
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: to be they want to submit.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: Because they came here for like sex tourism.
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: I think, Okay, sure, yeah, but why specifically to bottom?
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: Is it like a submissive thing? Yeah?
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: Wouldn't you want to like start with what you know
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: and then work your way into it or I mean
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: I would think, well, bottoming is like it's a thing
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: of its own in that you want to get your
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: prostate like massage, you know. Like that's basically the thing
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: about like bottoming is that the pleasure comes from like
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: the contact between the penis and the pros state and
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: the back of the prostate. So it's like having the
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: prostate being massage. Is this graphic enough or not?
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: That's perfect? I get that. So it's like its own
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: art form.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a massage. It's it's like a massage. Basically,
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: it's like getting massage. Like the top is your massin.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: Really deep, really deep tissue.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's deep. It gets That's why when I hear
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: like queens saying like, oh I need like I'm a
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: sized queen. I need like a dick like big enough
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: for me to like feel it in my gut. Like
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: I would be like, no, you're still full of shit,
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: you know exactly. The anatomy don't work that way.
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: Why they didn't do it properly. You don't want it
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: in your gut.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: You want to massage your prostate, Like let's stop blind
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: to yourself and stop blind to us. Like we all know,
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: like there's a spot you want to hit the spot.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: It's not about getting it as deep as you can,
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: It's about hitting that spot right right.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: But also like at the same time, like it's not
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: wrong to like taking big dicks either. I mean gay
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: guys can basically like bottoms especially can like just like
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: take everything, like they could even fit an entire autom
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: and share in there if they want to.
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: All right, jdie pants, calm down. You know what I'm
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: calling bullshit on that nobody's fitting an automan up there.
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: Maybe the leg it goes like probably like foot up
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: and then there's just like a right angle to your intestines. Yeah,
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: I think you would die.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: I've been to a bath house. I've been to a
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: bath house and basically they have like the dark room,
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: which is like the back rooms of it where there's
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: like no light and you can hook up with random
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: gay men. And there was this one man who like
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: want me to like stuck one finger instead of it's
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: like a booty hole, and then like after that we
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: progressed two fingers, three fingers, four fingers, five fingers, and
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: like my entire fist inside of it. Yep.
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And apparently that's.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: What that's what the circle tattoo is all about. When
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: someone's like, when someone is like drawing like a circle
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: tattoo on their arm, that's how deep like they fisted somebody.
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: No, yeah, the one on the one on Tad's arm.
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: Lift that up there, that's all. It's bicep Jesus Christ.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: Holy shit, man, you're like Jim Henson. You're so far
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: up there.
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: I don't play. Oh my God, didn't come to play.
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: Damn rainbow connection. Jesus Christ.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: What what happens if you keep breaking your own record?
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: You gotta keep getting another tattoo?
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: Or is that your limit? Generally?
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: I think so? Yeah, I think I think so. I mean,
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: like sky is the limit when it comes to like
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: fisting like a power bottom.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: I think I think the throat's the limit. Eventually, it's
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: gonna stop somewhere. It's gonna come out the other end.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: Well, only if the person has like gag reflex. I mean,
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: have you have you, like seen like people who swallow
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: swords in like circus.
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: Gag reflex from the other side of the throat?
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, how does it work coming from the exit?
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: I mean, at what point can you do like serious
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: internal damage?
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: I mean I think if you have seen one man,
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: one jar, or like one man one horse, you know
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: the answer the.
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: Jar, Oh god, that jar so okay. His name was
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: mister Hans. His name was mister Hans.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the way handsy mister Hans died r I P.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: Mister hands rest in power, bottom, rest in power.
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: Bottom.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: That was the most powerful bottom. Not enough power, way
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: too much power.
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: Uh well.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: The question for tops was tops, what can a bottom
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: do during sex that you find crazy hot?
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: Is there?
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: Do you have an answer for that one?
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Why do I find like crazy hot? I think like
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: if you put icy hot on your dick, that would
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: be like literally.
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: Hot, literally hot and also cold, yes, icy to dull
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: the pain, hot to soothe it away.
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: I mean as someone who seen icy hot put in
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: a lot of jockstraps in high school locker rooms. They
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: did not look like they were having fun with that. No,
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: but like you know, it's imagine shoving it into your
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: asshole would feel.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: It would be perfect for like thrill seekers. I think, hmmm,
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: sort of like urban explorers, like you don't know, like
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: what are you threading towards? Like you know, if you're
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: going to like be exposed to corrosive metal, like water
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: full of bacteria. And I think bottoming is also the
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: same experience. You know, bottoming is a lot like urban exploration,
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: like I'm visiting abandoned buildings, except like it's all about holes, holes,
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: hungry hungry holes.
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: So bottoming is like a box of chocolates.
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: You never know which one you're gonna get, but it's
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: gonna be brown.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: It's definitely brown, except like if you if you eat corn,
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: then it's not gonna be brown. Apparently it's still corn.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, corn nodad says it's it's corns filled with ship
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: it's the corn skin, the corn corn corn skin is
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: still corn, the corn skin filled with turds.
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: It's just filled the poop. Okay. A balloon is a
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: balloon and then you fill it with air and it's
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: still a balloon. You don't call it a balloon filled
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: with air. You just stay balloon.
• 51:27
  Speaker 5: So if I take all the meat out of a
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: hot dog and fill it with shit, is it still
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: hot dog?
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a shitty one, but it's a hot dog.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Is a shit dog a shit dog? Balloon's like on
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: the like the ones on Christinomes Husband.
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, the balloon's on that guy.
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: Right, I got a question here, But honestly, I feel
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: like this is the wrong sub It says, why are
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: gay men attracted to men and speedo's but straight women
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: are not. I feel like that's a question for straight women,
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: that's not a question for gay.
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: Man because, yeah, men don't wear speedos for women.
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: We wear for the bros.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: We wear for the We're only wearing a speedo for
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: the bros. I would never wear a speedo for a woman. Gross.
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh no.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: Religious parents kicked me out.
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: They need advice.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: This sucks these religious parents, Like, honestly, it's your kid.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: Don't be a dick, Like they're gonna go to heaven
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: for like causing their child misery.
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right, Like I don't know, they don't. They don't
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: practice what they preach. In my opinion, they cherry pick
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: individual verses from the Bible, but like it's all bullshit.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: There's so much in there that they absolutely don't follow,
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: and like the stuff that's normal, like just like be
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: a good person.
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: Well, it says in the Bible that you should throw
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: rocks at the gay people. Yeah, but in the next
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: verse it says you can't have shellfish well, the Bible
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: was written before and the shrimp at Red Lobster, so
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: that didn't exist yet.
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: It's it's all bullshit. Fu fuck your parents, in my opinion, yeah,
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: have sex with your parents, fuck them. Fuck your dad.
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: He's probably also gay, might be, but no, that's that's incestant.
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: Don't don't fuck your dad. Leave him for Michael Mike
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: your dad. You don't fuck your dad.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: Maybe your dad's a rise queen.
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: He definitely is.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: Welcome to Panda Express. Was that the intro? Like that
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: that that that was the intro?
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, it was for both of you, you and Robbie.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: I still remember. Oh yeah, because like I'm a Jungle Asian,
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: I'm like Southeast Asian, so that it would be that
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: it sounds it sounds like it's from Indiana Jones or
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: something like jungle music.
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: I love that. What was the kid's name in Indiana Jones?
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: Oh god?
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: It was short round, yeah, around, And the actor.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: To play like in that movie with what is that everything?
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: Everyone once?
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: Oh shit, I love that movie. Yeah, so weird, but
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: it was so good.
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: He was also Data in the Goonies oh yeah, yeah,
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: and he was also the timekeeper in Loki.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, yeah, that's yeah, it's nice.
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: Okay, this one, this one's peaking my interest a little bit.
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: It doesn't even have context. It's just the title. It says,
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: I'm going to a nude gay bar this weekend and
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: I plan to go nude. What should I expect and
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: any tips would be helpful. I'm twenty two year old male.
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: There are nude gay bars. Yeah, you just show up
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: to nude or is there like a changing room and
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: he's like the locker room.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: It's a gay bar for nudists.
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: Okay, but you have to wear clothes there, no.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Not if it's like an adult space, like if you
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: want to be naked.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: I mean like to travel there to get to the
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: bar itself. You can't just be walking around naked outside or.
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: Just not like sitting on the subway just with your
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: balls plopped on the seat.
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: Like a trench coat or something, get a duster.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: That's when you wear the trench coat. That's like the
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: iconic look for any for any revealers, you wear the.
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: Trench Also, schools in America don't let dingo go to
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: your school. All right, here's one I think that guy
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: should probably expect some naked men.
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I assume what's to Yeah, it's just it's like.
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: A bar, but everyone's naked or a lot of naked
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: people and.
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: It's literally in the title new gay Bar. I assume
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: there's music advising drinking. Yeah, I don't know.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: It's that fun, Yeah, time enjoy Would everyone just be
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: rock hard all the time or not?
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: You know everyone's I don't know, you're dancing around and drinking.
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: It's more floppy.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, like what you go to a nude
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: beach and what if you see someone who's just like
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: fucking smoke show and you're like boying, Like is.
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: That is that kind of embarrassing? That like I don't
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: know what happened to you? Like a car on it.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it makes a noise every time. That's how I
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: get my wife pregnant. So often she hears that noise,
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: she's like, Oh, let's do it.
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: Man, just dead inside. I don't just get aroused when
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: I see naked women.
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: I mean I'm just saying like, if you're just maybe
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: you caught yourself staring and.
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: Like it was like, really, oh, I'll stare Listen.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: If you can't get a rouse anymore, then maybe talk
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: to your doctor.
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: But I don't get really like aroused until there's contact.
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: You can't.
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: You can't just like see something hot and get a roused.
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: It needs to be touched. No, I can control myself,
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: all right, Good for you.
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying I can't. I'm just saying, what if
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: you know? I'm just like, I assume the scenario is possible.
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: It's just a secondary question.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Now, yeah, interesting, Like.
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: I said, you just hang a towel on it.
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: Just be a coat rack for a while.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: We're we're running out of time here, but I'm gonna
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: do one more. And this one's a little heavy, not
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: too heavy, but I guess we'll see it's long.
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: I don't I don't eve want to read the whole thing.
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: But does anyone else feel like their whole life would
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: have turned out better if they didn't have to be gay?
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: I think I would be worse. Actually, I think if
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: I was a straight man, I would be in jail
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: by now.
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: Yep, what have you pulled?
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: What would make you in jail? What prevented you from
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: from being imprisoned?
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: As a gay man? Like, I'm not pressured to be
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: like to act like a manly man all the time,
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: So like I never get peer pressured into doing like
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: criminal activities. I mean, like even as a gay man.
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: So straight, just peer pressure criminal activities.
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like what we do.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: I like that even even as a gay man, like
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: I did a lot of neurotic ship Like I get
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: into like road fights. You know, it's like random road
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: fights and it's not even like a homophobic attack, like
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: someone wants to make it a homophobic attack.
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: No, it's just like me and driving.
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember got into a road fight.
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: I assume the street I think he.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: Made and it was a guy with it was another
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: guy with like motorbike.
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, motike your motorbike rage were they're like
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: whipping chains at each other.
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: You remember that sea.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: But I wish it was that hot. No, it was
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: just a regular guy. Oh it's some baldi. I mean
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: all rights here.
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: Okay, he's wearing a hat he didn't know.
• 58:59
  Speaker 5: But like and then like.
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: He was.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't say he was the lame guy because like
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: we duped it out and after that we we we
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: made out. But like not me.
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: Love started.
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: You started with a fight and you ended up making out.
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: How does that work, energy, buddy, I mean it could
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: work it's clearly worked. That's just that's wild work. That's impressive. Honestly,
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: I've never like fought with the chick. Well, all right, no,
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: I get it, yep, I got it.
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: What's it like beating the ship out of a woman
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: and having sex? Great question? Answer him.
• 59:41
  Speaker 5: It works, It'll get you there, jee.
• 59:49
  Speaker 10: All right, we're cutting off. I'm getting I'm cutting I'm
• 59:52
  Speaker 10: cutting this. Uh, we're overtime. Michael Michael, Michael, I fucking
• 59:58
  Speaker 10: love you, dude.
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: This was great.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: Uh, thank you so much for joining us. We we uh,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: we want to have more of you. We're gonna work
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: something out because I want I want people to know you,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: and we're gonna figure this out. We're gonna feature you
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: more often and it's gonna be exciting. So everyone, everyone listening,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: prepare for more of Michael Michael. Whennis is Whennis or
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: we weenis, when Michael got his own tagline.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: I love that.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: Everything about you is amazing. Honestly, there's nothing I don't
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: like about you. But uh, thank you, thank you for
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: coming on. I appreciate you. This was awesome, This was
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: a great time. I enjoyed it. And we're going to
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: have you back and we're gonna feature you in other
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: ways and prepare for Michael Wennis. He's gonna he's gonna
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: be the new thing. You're all right, girl, Uh, this
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: is awesome. You you want to promote yoursel I know
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: you got an amazing website because he wrote a song
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: and I can't stop singing it.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: I visited it.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah it's Michael whenas dot biz dot I D. And
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: also you can also in the song.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: Just like in the song, you.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: Can also find a lot of my socials through my
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: link tree. That would be link tree slash Michael when Us. Yep,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: that's the one.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: Fantastic everyone go find him. This guy you don't even know. Honestly,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: what we featured today is just like such a minute
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: school part of how awesome. And like everything you do,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: you do so much, I'm like so impressively every time
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: you just like, he makes games, he makes music, he
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: like does all this stuff. He's into the occult. Your
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: range of skills and breadth of knowledge is impressive and admirable.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: All right, I'm just saying, hey man, yeah, it's I'm trying.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: I'm really gay for Michael.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: Listen, if if I were to get gay with one man,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: it would be Chase Utley, but a second man would
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: probably be Michael Whennis.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: Uh so thank you again. Yeah, that's what I do
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: to people. Nice all right. Uh, we gotta cut, I
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: gotta get out of here.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: And uh, here's a fucking song something. Maybe Michael worried
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: a song for us.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: I don't know. He does stuff. We'll see, here's a song.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: Enjoy.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: Everyone has problems.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: Everyone needs a hand.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: You can send in your issues and they'll do the
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: best they can.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: You're welcome.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: Joe welcome, Joe welcome, Joe welcome. Robbie's going to fix
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: your problem. Dad's going to keep you safe everything. Mike
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: get you locked up. And if that's the case, Joe welcome,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: Joe welcome, Joe welcome, Joe welcome, Joe welcome,