Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #356 We Don't RED FLAG the Same
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- 1:23Thank you so much everybody for tuning in. Sorry for the lag. Thank
- 1:26everybody who tuned in for the pre show as well. I hope everybody is
- 1:30doing well. Across from me, is my co host, the one and
- 1:34the only toxic XG hungover like hungover, hungover. I know it's I haven't
- 1:42had this feeling in a while. Though I thought you were gonna last night
- 1:45when we were partying. I'm like, I have a feeling. He's only
- 1:48just gonna be like, hey, take once low because I mean we we
- 1:53I mean, according to you, is a good game. I don't consider
- 1:55that a good game. We're not going to me. It's a good game
- 1:57when your team wins, but it's not a good game game like I want
- 2:02almost you sound like the foods that would get mad whenever Mike Tyson would knock
- 2:07somebody the fuck out really quick. Yeah, I paid seventy bucks, dog,
- 2:12I wanted would make it to go to the eleventh round at least.
- 2:15I don't want to early stoppage. Yeah, but you're making you're you're you're
- 2:17making Key Kong fight somebody, bro, Like what Key Gung's gonna take a
- 2:21little bit of time to destroy that whatever his opponent is. I look,
- 2:24you want to cheat you on, I'm going to score in the beginning,
- 2:27get us fired up, you know. And it fucked that four and then
- 2:30we beat him. It was four zero. It was we scored once and
- 2:31then twice and then I from there on it was like, I mean,
- 2:40but yeah, no, it's straight up like salute to the LAFC. They
- 2:45did win four zero, and what a fucking crazy game it was. Then
- 2:49your teacher didn't even get close to the fucking nothing. They didn't even get
- 2:53close to scoring that. I don't even think that they had a few shots
- 2:55on on on target or but it wasn't like anything like, oh shit,
- 3:01you know, it is Salt Lake City, dog, it is Salt Lake
- 3:07City where they from Utah. But the Mormons. Yeah, bro, they're
- 3:12too busy fucking their wives dog them to play soccer. They guarantee a bunch
- 3:15of those fools are Mormons. Do you think there's a Mormon soccer player.
- 3:21I don't know. Man with wives, multiple wives, I think they have
- 3:24to there. Of course there's a Mormid soccer player. But like with multiple
- 3:28wives, because is that even legal? I don't think that's legal. I
- 3:31don't think it's legal legal. You know what I mean by that? Right?
- 3:35How many wives can a Mormon have? I think you're only allowed to
- 3:38have one wife in the United States of America. Technically you're only allowed to
- 3:43have like one spouse. Yeah you can, like you know what I mean?
- 3:49No, I mean but I thought it wasn't a religion for them to
- 3:52like kind of have like multiple wives. It wasn't just it wasn't just that.
- 3:54I'm almost stricken, all what's the religion that allows you to have multiple
- 3:59bitches? Like it's it's Mormons, Like Arabs are like allowed to have a
- 4:04lot of bitches, right, yeah, like I'm pretty like again, like
- 4:10not for nothing, but like the Hoobi mo he could get, you can
- 4:12have more than one wife? Right? See? Okay, there we go,
- 4:15Like I'm just saying, I'm like he could write here it is how
- 4:16many wives can Mormons have one wife? Mormons? Mormon men can lawfully have
- 4:21one wife. The practice of polygamy, the marriage of more than one woman
- 4:27to the same man, was practiced by church members since uh from church members
- 4:31from eighteen thirties to the ninth to the early nineteen hundreds. So you technically
- 4:38can't like you can, like technically you're married to your wife, and then
- 4:41you guys can like have a church marriage, but by law by state,
- 4:46like, yeah, no, you can only have one. I didn't know
- 4:49it was like that, Like I don't, I don't. I don't see
- 4:53a lot of people following marriage based on like bulls like that these days as
- 4:57much, there's like a few a few that are the exception, you know,
- 4:59like like Ray got married traditionally like through a church and ship. But
- 5:02like he says, kufy on that pussy, kufy on that pussy. It's
- 5:09like putting the little Muslim hat on it. This speck. Yeah, what
- 5:13is it? Running the boards as usual as the one and only Ray?
- 5:15What's going on? Ray? It's up y'all, good morning, and to
- 5:19clap back on the Xavier's comment, Dude, if l AFC is a great
- 5:25team, they're not gonna settle for two one. They're not gonna settle for
- 5:28one zero. They're definitely not gonna settle for zero zero. You would have
- 5:32won a four zero or seven one. I agree, but I will.
- 5:36I woke up and then he's one's like kidnes seed. I was like,
- 5:40I do want to go, and I'm gonna goal because score finals. That
- 5:44means both teams are supposed to come in. That's what I meant. I
- 5:47score finals. It was I expected like a two likes like he don't said
- 5:51they didn't even come to the fucking to the goal once or twice, so
- 5:55we have got it like two three new players. Oh so like they were
- 5:59like they had that one guy who like, right now he's scoring what's his
- 6:01name? That that white boys? It looks like a white boy. I
- 6:03forget last time. Yeah that was the score last night, Like right now
- 6:06he's scoring. I was like the woman he doesn't score a game or like
- 6:09he fucks up ye dog dog scoring it. Unless these fools are forward dog.
- 6:14They takes one little mistake like that for people to be starting talking shit
- 6:17about you. Oh yeah, dude, especially when Messi scores every game.
- 6:20Now they expect every fucking forward to score every game. I mean he he
- 6:25the way he does score though, it is kind of it's beautiful, like
- 6:29literally, like you can only make those shots off feet for the game.
- 6:32But who he's playing with, like fucking middle scooters at this point, come
- 6:36on, and and he's in his defense. But it's also a lot easier
- 6:41when to score when every ball is given to you, when everyone grabs the
- 6:45ball and their first look is where's Messi? And then you get it pass
- 6:49it to the Italians exactly. It's like Messi's full full Argentina. Yeah,
- 6:57his mom and is dead. I was like, what what they raised him
- 7:00to be a Barcelonan or whatever? You know, they sold him, but
- 7:02he was like thirteen, told what do you mean they sold him? They
- 7:06traded him. He's been a prodigy since he was thirteen. He's supposed to
- 7:10be this big since he was morito dog his life was. But how comes
- 7:13how come foods like him get that recognition? Like isn't there like a Morito
- 7:15and fucking like every every every state down there, Like like if I go
- 7:19to Brazil and I go to like all the places where foods are good at
- 7:21soccer. I bet I could find a messy prodigy every time, and they
- 7:25have him. It's like that right place at the right time. Remember Freddy
- 7:30a Domember. He was a prodigy. He was a prodigy that everybody was.
- 7:36He's gonna fucking make ms. People are going to photoshof that the Snickers
- 7:44But for all Freddi do remember him? Yeah? It wasn't on the cover
- 7:47of People. Oh n. He was on the cover and food. That
- 7:51food was to play for the MLS. Towo, yeah he did. He
- 7:55was American. He is. What do you think he is not a dog?
- 8:00I think he's on soundclou making music that food plays for Beebo whatever whatever
- 8:05team they get the free broad dude, I would like the free brand there
- 8:11it is. He's done, dog well, I do hasn't officially retired.
- 8:15He's now helping coach other kids to help them avoid some of the mistakes that
- 8:18he made when he was younger. What was his mistakes? Started gaging,
- 8:24parting, didn't didn't dedicate himself to fucking soccer. Who knows I Sam Lopez,
- 8:30Chucky Losando is going to look everybody I'm sorry to fucking break this to
- 8:35you, guys. They're like, I'm sorry to break this dude. If
- 8:39Chukey would have fucking dog came over, Dog, he they would have been
- 8:43already fucking made that decision. Dog. They're not kissing his ass for so
- 8:46fucking long dragging this shit through the mud, because Lord knows, we fucking
- 8:50need another forward that can fucking do this shit, right. I like CHUCKI
- 8:54and I like him too, don't disrespect to him, but if it Juksano
- 8:58would have wanted here to fucking like right right us, we would have been
- 9:03here right at the moment they asked them to Dog, because you know,
- 9:07Lord knows the money's right, Lord knows the money's sucking right. This is
- 9:09a vacation to all these real real don't disrespect to the MLS fucking foods,
- 9:13but all the real fucking stars out there that the world's world roundsmuk I honestly
- 9:18wouldn't come. It's not even that Dog is right now, he's playing Premiere,
- 9:24and that's like you're playing varsity and going to fucking JV just for money,
- 9:28like he. If you want to be a great soccer player, stay
- 9:31out there, dogs, stay in Europe. Do you'r think in Europe?
- 9:33You come retire in MLS. That's what you do. You come retire retired
- 9:37here, even though he wasn't that great and menu and fucking messes retiring here.
- 9:43He wasn't that great in manual dog I love. I mean, you're
- 9:46playing with like you said, don't be good in your own he wasn't good
- 9:52only only And you know why we're not good because we all freak out around
- 9:58white people. I'll break out wrong, like we like, yeah, no
- 10:01for real, like we don't like have You'll notice, like you go go
- 10:05to a fucking go to any store, like go to a home depot,
- 10:07and you know, you see a lot of tinos there. Wait till the
- 10:09white manager comes talk to him. See how everything changes. I swear to
- 10:13god, Bro, it's like something we're programmed to fucking recognize that that whole
- 10:16being around white fools is a form of like authority we look at him some
- 10:20conscious is a form of authority. I try my best way. I'm like,
- 10:22I don't really give a fuck, bro, I'm like, hey,
- 10:24fool, I'm like, I'm like, you fools have been judging everybody else
- 10:26for the longest, So like this is not gonna affect me. But I
- 10:30think there's a lot of nassa out there and a lot of minorities that have
- 10:33been sub consciously programmed for them to feel that way. That's why it's like,
- 10:37hey, like you know, you act like that whole saying what is
- 10:39it? I mean like that food, talking about like other immigrants. Do
- 10:46you think about fucking Tory Lanes getting ten years? Dog? No, ten
- 10:52years for to be honest, but I'll say it right now, he should
- 10:54have to be honest. Bro. I'm like, Tory Tory could have just
- 10:58smoked her. He would have just been doing five more years. If he
- 11:01was gonna get ten, you could have just smoked her. She would have
- 11:03had nothing to say. That's too much as shaking man too much. Yeah,
- 11:07for my life hasn't been the same. But last Tuesday you're posting like
- 11:11hella ass shaking videos dog, and you're like, it seems like your life
- 11:15is pretty good. But it's like, don't make a seat. She was
- 11:16just very just be spipe for you're shaking ass with a fucking like five hundred
- 11:22thousand dollars plus shooting budget. You're doing all right, and the fuck the
- 11:28fucking fucked up thing about it, though, is that but damage is done.
- 11:31Let's just say, God, let's just say, let's just say,
- 11:33shit fucking happens if proof comes out the other bitches like, you know what,
- 11:37Megan, you fucking did me dirty, you didn't give me the money
- 11:39we agreed on. I'm gonna tell him what happened for real. And she
- 11:43fucking says Tory didn't shoot her, this bitch cutter leg and she made it
- 11:46seem like it was. Or let's just say it ends up not being true.
- 11:48Tory ain't gonna get like, yeah, he's gonna be let out,
- 11:52but this face taking out and face no real repercussions the same way Tory has.
- 11:54Bro, it's that fucking one way fuck like that one way uh one
- 11:58way fucking way of thinking. Bro, it's so stupid, bro, Like
- 12:01it's like, a I get it, like women should have it a lot
- 12:05easy, a lot easier, like you know, like a you know,
- 12:07because I guess there's some shit that physically and emotionally they could like they can't
- 12:11they can't handle. But I don't know, bro, Like come on,
- 12:15bro, like hold hold yourself up. You gotta hold them up to the
- 12:18accountable the same way you hold up a guy accountable in some cases. That's
- 12:22all I'm saying. Do you know how stupid that court case was? Yeah?
- 12:26It was. Do you know what they brought up? They brought up
- 12:28Drake's song because Drake had a verse. Drake had a verse this thing like
- 12:33mentioning the shooting. Yeah, and they brought up Drake's song saying that that
- 12:37was traumatic for her have to re listen to that, Like they were bringing
- 12:41bullshit to the case. Tharg like because she's like she had to relive it
- 12:45because Drake, Like what the fuck does Drake have to do with Tory Lane
- 12:48shooting her? Like if Drake wants to make a verse, I mean,
- 12:50that sucks, but like that's not that's not trauma. Like like what if
- 12:54somebody would have made a gorrillo like yeah, and they would have brought it
- 12:58up. They would have been like, I'm gorrilla, yeah, talking about
- 13:00your life. But I don't know, But I don't know. Does anybody
- 13:07know how Megan the Salon become Megan the Stand Like this is this is the
- 13:11fucking problem when I'm talking about right here, bro, like this comment right
- 13:13here, like Bruce Banner is like Megan Stallion is finest fun though, So
- 13:18that just so fucking what does that simpass attitude fucking mean that you gotta the
- 13:22law doesn't apply to her because she has a jargon normous ass Bro. Like,
- 13:26no, Bro, that's fucking stu. That's a very stupid way of
- 13:28thinking. Bro. Pretty privileged here, Yeah, Bro, Like, come
- 13:31on, dog, what depends who's on now when it comes down to somebody
- 13:37going to do it ten fucking years, Bro, I understand if it's one
- 13:41thing. If it's just like bragging rights on the right on the line,
- 13:43that's cool. Bro. How much time should have done? I think if
- 13:46you're doing anything like I think he could have done it. He could have
- 13:48really shot Let's say he really could have done like five years of probation.
- 13:52Yeah, I think five years in the foot ray she walking he will Yeah,
- 14:00there's there's I think five years of house arrest and probation or whatever,
- 14:03you know what I mean? Like, and then that would have been cool.
- 14:05And not only that, y'all know he had money to pay the fine,
- 14:09pay a big fine, pay the hospital bill, pay the hospital bill,
- 14:15put her on your tour, call it big features. Yeah, it
- 14:24would be a huge tour dude to a bunch of merchs would just show her
- 14:30the world. She can write, She can make her own socks and have
- 14:31like a bullet hole in them. I mean one of the biggest songs is
- 14:35like Chris Brown and Rihanna after he hit it, like that was a big
- 14:39song because I don't know, but he made after he hit her. She
- 14:43came out with the song and that was the forgiving mum or whatever. We're
- 14:46like, oh, yeah, we can listen to Chris if. Rihanna song
- 14:48was the one that she did with Drake because she was voted Drake for a
- 14:50while. I know you been her. I think, yeah, Drake got
- 14:56to bone everybody. Drake is like the man like walking disease. I don't
- 15:03I don't know, but I think when you're that rich, you got the
- 15:03cure for ages, the magic And you know which song I used to love
- 15:07I actually like from her? Yo Yo Race sent me the craziest clips the
- 15:11other day. Bro Race sent me the craziest clip and he's like, look,
- 15:15I can't believe this will asks magic that, But I'm like, look,
- 15:16not for nothing. And I don't like Charlottagne for ship Dog. I
- 15:18really like that, I fucking like, I hate that food. Dog.
- 15:24I actually like that food, but his name annoys me. The god you
- 15:26don't put the guy in front of you, like I just I just it's
- 15:28all his ol persona. Really, I just don't fuck with it. He
- 15:31has he's a little bit too uh too. He's one of these bragging ass
- 15:35foods, Like, you know, I just don't know, I just don't
- 15:35like that ship. Just say what it is. He's annoying sometimes, yeah,
- 15:39he's fucking really annoying. But they had Magic Johnson and the Breakfast Club
- 15:43show, right, and this fool like he asked him and he's like,
- 15:46he's like, so when you first got the disease, you you didn't start
- 15:50thinking like I knew it was this fucking steak ass bitch from fucking Sacramento or
- 15:54some shit like you know. And then he's he kind of like, yeah,
- 15:58no, he's like like he said, he's like, Magic, were
- 16:00you thinking like I knew it was the stank ass bitch from Sacramento. I
- 16:03bone I shouldn't have rob dogged her or whatever. Yeah, like and then
- 16:07he's like yeah, he's like those thoughts, they dude, cross your mind.
- 16:08But you know, it's like he's like, what can you do?
- 16:11But you could tell it's kind of like he didn't expect that. But I'm
- 16:14like, that's the kind of questions I would ask, bro, That's the
- 16:15only reason you're here, Like I asked the quine of questions. I literally
- 16:18would ask if I had that opportunity. But I have to restrain myself because
- 16:22he doesn't like me asking those kind of questions on his show. Oh I
- 16:25know, like you wouldn't like I know how close you want. I know
- 16:27how close you were to asking fucking Lamar old him you want? I know,
- 16:33I know I didn't watch. I watched a little bit. You know
- 16:34what questions you know they're like, come on, do you know what I
- 16:38wanted to ask him? You know what I wanted to ask him? But
- 16:41I know I would have got in trouble. I wouldn't if if Lamar and
- 16:42I would have been like, Lamar, you come here. I was like,
- 16:47we it's the third time here, we're friends. I tell you I
- 16:48got three lines up there now. Yeah, Like I like, but I'm
- 16:52like, this is your cocaine days. Like I was like scenario questions,
- 16:56like I'm over here, I'm saying I was like if if if, if
- 16:59you know, I was like, if you were in your party days?
- 17:00What I would have straight up asking me like would I had had a chance
- 17:03to party with you? And that He probably would have been like, it's
- 17:07party right now, bro, And he's on those that he's not like how
- 17:11crazy? Like what do you think be real? His reaction to that super
- 17:14question would be, Doc, we're gonna get off air real quick. Really
- 17:18think we're gonna get into a quick preview that you would have hurt the smoke
- 17:22bos. I think b would just let it happen. Maybe if Lamar was
- 17:29there for an hour or so, you would have got a little word in
- 17:32you know what I'm saying? Yeah, have you ever had big lines?
- 17:34Big snorts? Big like I'm a remix from O Superstar to Cooke Superstar like
- 17:44ghostend up? How much to remix it? What would you ask Jake?
- 17:48I would ask. I have a list of questions I have liked you Like,
- 17:52I'm like did you keep the glove? Like where's that glove now?
- 17:56Like I like I'm like did you keep it from memory? Like he still
- 18:00has that love? Like I like if I was old ja, like I
- 18:03would have it like a Beauty and the Beast display in my house like i'd
- 18:04been like this wine free, like straight up I would have it like you
- 18:10know, like how the Beauty and the Beast had the roles of the little
- 18:11cage. But wouldn't that like kind of like pretty much you know it's member
- 18:18billy at this point, but it doesn't show that. Yeah, I did
- 18:22it right, Right, He has a book saying, yeah, if I
- 18:25did. If I'm halfway through that book. I actually started reading it.
- 18:30So how's the book? I never read the book, always wanted to read
- 18:33it. We shout a book club. It's I mean, it's a I'm
- 18:37not gonna lie, it's he does. He's pretty open about the shop where
- 18:41you're like the first thing, you're like, motherfucker, you beat the system.
- 18:44Imagine. He has an audio book. I looked for it food.
- 18:47I honestly like, I'm like I saw originally where what I wanted to,
- 18:49but I just kind of I kind of read it in his voice in my
- 18:52head, So I'm just reading you know, all that money goes to the
- 18:55family, right, Yeah, all that money goes to family. So he
- 18:59wrote that book for the for no reason, I guess, the law went
- 19:00after him. He's like, you're not on how to make money off this
- 19:03murder case and all that money, every single money. That's why it's so
- 19:07Yeah, that's why it's so big. And if you read the book,
- 19:08if it's so small on purpose, the family made it like that on purpose.
- 19:12But if it's really small on the top of the book, and I
- 19:15guess the family decided to do that. Damn. Bro. Imagine someone kid
- 19:19man, someone killed your wi, your daughter and they're literally around making a
- 19:23book. You gotta think about it. Yeah, let's go back to questions
- 19:26we would ask o J. I'd be like, hey, like when you
- 19:30got caught up in Vegas and you know you were going into stealing your own
- 19:34member billing, Like how was that going about? Like were you in the
- 19:37car with a three fifty seven? Like I'm about to go get my shit
- 19:40back? But did you walk in there? Like I would ask him like
- 19:41that. I'd be like, how did you walk in there? And you've
- 19:45seen these chats in there with all you remember, Billy and you're like,
- 19:47mother fucking give me my shit, Like I would ask him that kind of
- 19:48ship, bro, But like to me, it's weird and still don't remember
- 19:52really because I would ask him like, was Nicole freak? Like, come
- 19:56on, dog, you don't have to ask about these guys ships though,
- 19:59Bro, he he killed her, you know she has some bomb pussy.
- 20:03If you don't if if he killed if he killed her at the quote unquote
- 20:07crime of passion, because this is what it's called, right, crab fashion
- 20:11passion if you kill it a crivate passion like or crab like something like crime
- 20:15of love. Like for sure, dog, like that's that's probably some bomb
- 20:18bomb Yeah, but his isn't. Wasn't kind of a passion because he fucking
- 20:22left. It was he went somewhere. You know what's hilarious When he got
- 20:26the sentence at the for the Vegas case, it was the same day as
- 20:33the o J case with his wife. Oh really, yep, look it
- 20:37up. Anniversary dog. That's wild Wood, smart dog, that wool beat
- 20:44the system dog. He lives in Vegas, honestly has like I like going
- 20:47to Vegas and like probably like like like every time I drive by a fucking
- 20:51golf ride, I just try to drive take a little extra look just in
- 20:52case if I you might see the Kardashian I would ask him that Chloe's the
- 20:59only one that like, yeah, Chloe's the one one that bo lamar.
- 21:02That's his daughter because she used to be fat. Bro, you seen her
- 21:06like originally if you look up a picture that she's hot. Now, oh
- 21:11hey, did you see that picture I posted up of Jonah Hill and I
- 21:17posted up. I was like, man, I want whatever he's on.
- 21:18Fuck whatever Barts is on looks good, though, Bro, he looks hella
- 21:23skinny. Bro, he doesn't even look normal, Like, I don't even
- 21:26want to be that skinny. I just want to fit into a large like,
- 21:30but everybody's everybody was telling me. He's like you gotta take a opick
- 21:34or something like that. It's like a pre diabetic medicine. Oh yeah,
- 21:38never mind this picture he did not look good. It's not the one with
- 21:41his hands in his pocket with the blue blue shirt. Blue. Yeah,
- 21:44there's blue. Like that food looks unhealthy, dog. And I don't want
- 21:45to get that skinny. I just want to get like, you know,
- 21:48like, and they're blaming it over the breakup. That's fucked. He went
- 21:52through a break up with some girl that was a fucking a surfer. Yeah,
- 21:55that surfer picture. He was like, look, I don't want you
- 21:56to posting these fucking thirst crass ho I kind of agree, kind of agreed.
- 22:02Who makes more money? He does all of it. He was all
- 22:06super best she's staying at his house. If she was, then I'm like,
- 22:08listen, man, I don't really ask a lot. But but she
- 22:14is a surfer. She is a surfer. Though, okay, look where't
- 22:17she supposed to surfing? Like I would, I would be like, we
- 22:19have to have to we have to meet in the middle. I'd be like,
- 22:22look, you gotta post a picture of thirst trap, but the next
- 22:25picture after that is a picture of us. They're like, you know what
- 22:27I'm saying, bro, you gotta meet at TOMDDO though, like straight up
- 22:30and be like you could post that third trap pitch, but this next couple
- 22:34picture we're gonna take our. It's gonna be us. Have you seen the
- 22:37holes that post third traps? But then you click on it and they always
- 22:41tag their boyfriend as then like this is his What do you mean you've never
- 22:45seen that dog? So like you're scrolling through Instagram right and you're like,
- 22:49oh, badass, and then you you like you're tagging, tagging, You
- 22:55go like that and it's her boyfriend's her boyfriend, as in like it's is
- 23:00his, you know, whenever I see that, ladies, whenever I see
- 23:03that and I have thought that, I automatically think that's her pimp. Okay,
- 23:08like because most of these girls are literally out there like hey, bitch,
- 23:11check out my new socks. But I'm like, bitch, your vaginas
- 23:14hanging out, Like what the fuck does this have to do with your songs?
- 23:17So whenever I see a dude tagging those pictures, I literally think,
- 23:21unless you're like a normal looking girl where you're like bitch, like you work
- 23:23part time at Denny's and you have a full time job as a venarian,
- 23:26you know what I mean, Like I get it, like you look,
- 23:27you're like you're like a working type of chick or whatever, Like you're not
- 23:32like some ig thought. I'm not gonna think like that girl has a pimp.
- 23:36I'm gonna put But like most of the girls that I do see it,
- 23:37I first think I think when I see the guy tagging, I was
- 23:40like, that's her pimp. That's what you hit up for bookings. That's
- 23:44just what I think. I don't know, Like I don't know, I'm
- 23:47thinking it from different point of view, like You're like, that's her boyfriend.
- 23:48I'm like, well, I was like, that's who's pimping her dog?
- 23:52I mean one or the other. But I don't know. Like I
- 23:56also don't like joint accounts. I won't follow for if he has a joint
- 24:00account with the school for like you foll of a sudden, you and Melissa,
- 24:04You're like, yo, this is our account. I think no more
- 24:07followed For me, I think foods that happened, Like I think foods that
- 24:10happened. As y'all, what do you think about couples Instagram accounts? NA
- 24:15go first? Like joint once, I don't mind if you If you guys
- 24:18collab, like the whole new collap thing, I think that's kind of cool
- 24:22your dad's collab. Oh yeah, I see in my comment, Yeah,
- 24:25I see that that was that was that's a cool collab. But you collab.
- 24:29But you and your but you and your wife literally having the same account,
- 24:30Like if I got a DM DM you and your wife can maybe read
- 24:34it like look like I'm like what I think about joint accounts, Like it's
- 24:41one thing if like both of you foods, like like that's your thing,
- 24:44that's always been your thing. You're not even a social media person, like
- 24:45the dude or the girl. It's not really into having it so that they're
- 24:49both have that presence only through that one account. That's cool, I get
- 24:52it. There's some like I know a lot of Mexican couples that are old
- 24:55school. They kind of do it that way because he fucking cheated once or
- 24:57twice. But let me let me just let me cook you ever let me
- 25:00cook dog? So yeah, So what I think the other the other side
- 25:07of it, when I see like somebody that's like thirty five and under having
- 25:11that, I'm like, the first thing I think is how bad is this
- 25:12food? Cheat? Yeah? Or like how bad was that fuck up?
- 25:17Like is it like did you get the other bitch pregnant while you were with
- 25:19her? Like this is because I was. I'm thinking thinking the worst of
- 25:22the worst when I see that kind of shit. But I only think that
- 25:26when I see young ass food's doing it, dog, Like if I see
- 25:29you do that shit with your lady, I'll fucking sock you dog. Oh
- 25:30you know I fucked up? Like they're gonna take that FoST papers away if
- 25:33you don't know. Yeah, But like I got him in there, I
- 25:37would sock him here, but I wouldn't feel it because I'd be like,
- 25:41lucky, I care about your papers, dog, I can't. I can't.
- 25:44Yeah, brow straight up? What about Like someone said, what about
- 25:47business joint accounts? That's cool? No way, Like if you're both real
- 25:52estate agents, that's cool. Yeah, that's fine, but I don't mind
- 25:56like having it. If me and my lady were both real estate we would
- 26:00probably have a joint account because be like, hey, we can help you
- 26:02find the perfect family home. We're a family ourselves, you know what I
- 26:06mean, Like I can, I can. I can work the like the
- 26:08guy can work the aspect he works out as a male, and then the
- 26:12woman works the female, you know what I mean. Like if I go
- 26:15buy McDonald's, nobody. I don't even want her to know that I bought
- 26:21eighty bucks McDonald's. But like, really, you're being a fat fuck like
- 26:22that today. But I know her, Like okay, but you're talking about
- 26:26like that's different, bro, Like a business account, Like if I'm in
- 26:30the real estate business, like they, we'll have a whole separate account just
- 26:33for this, Like we both have separate accounts aside from this, like not
- 26:36the joint account is different. That's what I'm from what I understand or my
- 26:40understanding of like this joint like a joint account is like, hey, everybody
- 26:44still has the free right to have your money aside from this agreement, so
- 26:47like whatever we make it through here, I may your money is her money
- 26:49and her money is your money, like like your money, your money,
- 26:56Like everything's fifty fifty. Yeah, like joint like you guys are on the
- 26:59site yea. But he said business, so I'm thinking, I was like,
- 27:00this is for like a business. So I'm like anything that has to
- 27:03do with but like for example, with the example I use real estate,
- 27:04when I'm like, that's like a certain business. I literally meant y'all have
- 27:08the same bank account for every two different depic cards for everything, for everything.
- 27:12Ah yeah, I don't know you like literally like for some reason,
- 27:15you want you want to be fat that day and you're kind of on a
- 27:18diet and you want to go eat something, and your girl gone definitely find
- 27:22out. So now you gotta go get cash out and then she's gonna ask
- 27:23you what you got cash. I'm not gonna make up some ship, be
- 27:26like just be like about some backwards. Yeah, you gotta bought some.
- 27:33But yeah, dude, I've known like that back in the data. You
- 27:37gotta have like non hurtful eyes on deck, you'n. You gotta have like
- 27:41non hurtful legs to be like I want to go buy backwards. If you
- 27:44know you're gonna be fat, like fat fools think about that, Like I'd
- 27:48be like, what did you go do? I'm gonna tell her I hit
- 27:49the drift through. Yeah, I mean like for me, I know me,
- 27:52I'm like, I feel like I had to go to peckle that cat
- 27:55didn't have kids. Why didn't you pay with your car? I see the
- 28:00quick like that. I left it at home. I left it on my
- 28:03nights stand. Then did you get the cow my phone? They're saying,
- 28:11get it? Well, right now you're getting caught right now. He's no.
- 28:14Like, all I'm saying is you can. Definitely, there's there's different
- 28:18ways of going about a dog, but you shouldn't. You shouldn't also have
- 28:21to lie about like getting some food though, Like, bitch, if I
- 28:23want to eat tacos and then at nine pm they come in, I've that
- 28:26bitch sold you. But that's a shallow ass, bitch, I agree,
- 28:32but it is for your benefit, though it's always good to I get it.
- 28:34Checks telling you I'm leaving you if you don't lose weight, it's fine
- 28:37because you're fat. No, I get that aspect, but it's like if
- 28:41you're like doing it like hey, like if you've been on a diet the
- 28:44whole month and then like, let's just say it the last week, you're
- 28:45like, I wanted to burrito, like even like, bitch, if you
- 28:48like the dascy like I've been drinking juice all fucking months, Bitch, you
- 28:51can tell me it's about this burrito. I won't get bad, like,
- 28:55but I'm like if if obviously, if you like, if she's asking you
- 28:57for help, because honestly, I used to know holme me that that he
- 29:00haven't got light puls suction because of that food. So I'm gonna tell you
- 29:03chiefsment dog. Yeah, well, I mean nobody knows that fucking let me
- 29:11not get together. Well fucking what is it? Ray knows this food?
- 29:15But yeah, we went to high school with this food dog like this fools
- 29:18like he was big. He's always been bigger than me, but like he's
- 29:22just fucking huge, bro, Like at one point he got really fucking big
- 29:25bro, like really big. And then I know I work with his ex
- 29:29best friend because like he's not allowed to like be best friends with this wood
- 29:32no more because this lady like this was both were doing coke and just doing
- 29:34my nactu on their timeout. So like his lady was like, hey,
- 29:37you fool's gonna have to like that's just the tip of the like okay,
- 29:41that's like yeah, Raymunds don't mart but that's literally the main problem. That
- 29:47was the cavity and the tooth. So so so like this lady was like,
- 29:51hey, like this this food comes home on cooked out and there's a
- 29:53sleep he's doing coke on the time. Like so they found out this was
- 29:56her friends like that right, and then uh, this food would get sucked
- 30:00up with him and he said he said that one day this was fucked up.
- 30:03But he started crying. He was like, ros, I'm thinking about
- 30:04getting like lapool And I was just like and I was like why why did
- 30:08he start crying? Like and then like or just opening up at it.
- 30:11He's like this lady threatened to leave him, like you know, like if
- 30:15you if you don't do something about like you being fat, like I'm gonna
- 30:18leave you so I forgot lapel suction. But yeah, like he talked serious
- 30:22broy like I don't think ibody said lizzle big. He wasn't like how big
- 30:27was he ready? Like like how big is? How big? Would you
- 30:30say? Like, man, thoughs it's pretty big? Well, he was
- 30:33pretty big. I don't remember. I can't compare it, well, not
- 30:38as big as like, let's just say somebody was like Action Bronson. I
- 30:41wouldn't say that big like he didn't like he was like two tommies. He
- 30:45didn't need it, need it. That's big if there's two Tommies, yeah,
- 30:47like but two tommies. But he was kind of tassl like he so
- 30:49you wouldn't see the fucking big asses like he was like a refrigerator and a
- 30:53half. But I feel like I'm like a dude like that, like the
- 30:56homie, Like he wouldn't need lippo, he wouldn't just needed to let you
- 31:02know, fucking exercise and need better and all that shit. And his ladies
- 31:04should have encouraged him too to do all that shit because apparently she's a nurse
- 31:07or wasn't hers, But from what I hear, though his lady had did
- 31:10tried for a while, like you know, yeah, you're right. His
- 31:12lady did try like hey, like we're both gonna get healthy, like healthy,
- 31:17like let's go to the gym and all this shit, and like none
- 31:18of this ship would stick. And I get it, Like that ship was
- 31:22Margie Rock. It's not like she was Margaret Robbie herself. Yeah, I
- 31:26know, I get that, but I would I wouldn't. I wouldn't.
- 31:30I wouldn't, Like you shouldn't put that much pressure on your partner like that,
- 31:34bro, Like, but I get it. And that's this certain occasion.
- 31:38It was like the desperate call like hey, dude, I'm tired.
- 31:41Are you smashing me in bed? Like you know, like like what's up?
- 31:45What's that fat fools comedian's name? I forget because he's a great quick
- 31:48No, he needed lippo. Yeah, he definitely needed there as some people
- 31:52who are like yo, that's like if like they need it. But you
- 31:56know he couldn't. Do you know who spent the last hours with that?
- 32:01I'm asking, Oh, no, I don't know, no idea. You
- 32:05know how I went down. I think he died in his sleep. He
- 32:07had a heart attack back in the box. Wasn't real. Hey, he
- 32:14would laugh at this, be like like that's funny, man, and then
- 32:20tomorrow they put Eason's name on the wall the comedy story. Yeah joke.
- 32:22I would get a ceremony, I guess. I guess he would literally like
- 32:30like hide cokes and ship from his wife. So I remember, I remember,
- 32:34I remember hiding my co condiction from slup like literally like he would literally
- 32:40pay the bartender to bring him a coke like on the lope, but like
- 32:45put it in the green room where his wife couldn't see it like that because
- 32:50his wife. I'm like, you get three lapel suctions, You're like a
- 32:52fool. He got three lapel suctions. Yeah, two, at least I
- 32:54know two. One of them one of them exploded and it didn't work.
- 32:58He has two, He had two of them at least. Yeah. Somebody
- 33:00said, snoops, Mudge Bealle took him out. Have you had the brownie?
- 33:07Is fucking fire? He did. He did, just get the brownie
- 33:09and then we shared it. That ship was like sex. It was good
- 33:15man, it was moist. You could have fingered fucked that brownie. Dog
- 33:17finger fucked it always straight up. You get two of them and you can
- 33:21normal fuck it. Yeah, between your like a black vagina. No,
- 33:29it doesn't go. It does not work like that Exavier. No, it
- 33:34doesn't turned into an Oreo ice cream shake, bro, like two twinkies.
- 33:37It's not like Exavier thinking it's just gonna you think. Black chicken just works
- 33:40like next quick, like is that what you think about? They're lighter then
- 33:45you come out you're like, bro, and sometimes you gotta keep mixing that
- 33:49ship. Have you ever been Have you ever been with a black chickens here
- 33:51full black? But I have had like like like like Chris like a month
- 33:55like Chris Brown type of thing. Like she was like like skinting like mixed.
- 34:00Okay, that's different, man, It's very kind of like to macular
- 34:04black. I mean like real light skinning. Like I dated. I dated
- 34:07like two black chicks like when I was seeing them like you know, for
- 34:09like a short time, and I'm like it it's like being Latino and you're
- 34:15like if you never like dated outside your race, like that was one of
- 34:17like the not a trippy experience, but you're just like you meet the parents.
- 34:22I didn't meet the parents. I was in college and ship. Yeah,
- 34:27but like I think I think it'd be a weird experience, but you're
- 34:30playing black. But like the only reason I say it feels weird is because
- 34:34I I guess it's Latinos like are like be being that generation in my family.
- 34:39Like there's a lot of not animosity, but there's a lot of like
- 34:44certain like views about like black people and like certain Latino homes, and like
- 34:47you would have you would hear just all these different views and not negative or
- 34:52anything like that, but like because people don't really know, but people have
- 34:54never really gotten to know like a black person or something like that. So
- 34:58I'm like, when I actually like got like I was dating these people or
- 35:00whatever, I'm like, I'm like, man, you motherfucker's just all you
- 35:02could have done it said it was stup. It's just been like not as
- 35:05been as judgmental as shit. You know this might sound stupid or like kind
- 35:08of ignorant on my parents part, but I don't think my parents had have
- 35:10ever had a conversation with the black person. Look what a fucking ten man
- 35:14said. He's like a bow the black girl with no ass somewhere else or
- 35:20shaking my head your parents, Like I don't I don't know if you want
- 35:22to say, but I don't think my parents I've ever had a full conversation
- 35:25with the black person, Like I don't think my dad's like they've talked to
- 35:29a dark person like a put Rican. But I don't think my dad's ever
- 35:30talked or my mom had been that doesn't really speak speak English, speak English,
- 35:36Yeah, but I don't think they even get the chance, Like we're
- 35:37like ordering something from a restaurant and not having a conversation almost, I'm literally
- 35:44honest, like it sounds bad now that I mentioned. I was like,
- 35:45I'm an ask. I'm like, have you ever had a conversation, like
- 35:47have you ever got down? Like I actually said something like even their job
- 35:52folded my dad's construction. Now there's black food's in the construction business. Now
- 35:58that's a recent Yeah, i'd be seeing black food asking for and I'm like,
- 36:01is he black black? Or is he like is he uh like you
- 36:05know, like mixed? Does he speak like like hi ti or whatever?
- 36:08Like from high? Yeah? Yeah, that's why I'm saying in Spanish,
- 36:15no really yeah sounds like oh get what is it get and high? Yeah
- 36:29we met him? Yeah, no, or I remember I remember hearing that
- 36:34should a lot because it'd be like, what does it be like loosen studios
- 36:38that I see at least was this Alto and high tire. But I supposed
- 36:46to have a big like STD problems out there because I supposed had a big
- 36:50raping problem for a while. Like I was like the one thing that like
- 36:52women would not be comfortable or like they had to literally do some shit about
- 36:58it. I mean that country was pillowed from the beginning. Yeah, it's
- 37:00so it's it's fucking it was crazy dog. So like their STD raids are
- 37:06like through the fucking roof, Hadi. What are countries that don't sound appealing
- 37:09to you? Like Haiti is one of them? Haiti, Brazil treated Dad
- 37:13and Tobago. I don't want to go there. I don't even I mean
- 37:15I just choose that team in the FIFA game just to kick their ass anywhere,
- 37:19Like like whenever I want to win eight zero in the FIFA fucking game,
- 37:23I would be like whenever my team I want to play with against tread
- 37:27and Tobago, Dog, they fucking pay the price. Like I'm in New
- 37:29Guinea and raised right I Brazil. I was like as much as all the
- 37:35fat asses and fake hits. Oh you know what another word I believe.
- 37:42I mean, nah, Jamaica, I don't even gonna make us like I
- 37:46know all people would be like, oh, Bob Marty's like that's cool for
- 37:50mart I listen to Bob Marty here. No. I do want to go
- 37:52though, Like as much as I kind of hate the people, I do
- 37:54want to go to Argentina. Oh whoa the people like as far as sorry,
- 38:02I'm talking in general, like they're in high school. Yours is one
- 38:06guy we played soccer with that food and he would get pissed whenever, like
- 38:10whenever he didn't have the ball, he get pissed. The tall ask food
- 38:15food. Yeah, that that food cost us the fucking cup. Dog went
- 38:19to a five. It was my second year playing in the Tea and Dog
- 38:22and they had gone to a penalties dog and they put this food in.
- 38:27They were saving for last because this food has always big. He was actually
- 38:30pretty good, but like they always he was good. He was like they
- 38:32picked him up right and this whole fucking and it's his turn and it's all
- 38:37on him food like and this who takes the penalty It doesn't even come close.
- 38:43And I remember this food stayed on the field crying dog for a while.
- 38:47And everybody cry, huh, how old were you guys? I was
- 38:50on the bed. I didn't whatever. Howld were you guys? I was
- 38:54like ten thirty eleventh grade. Oh yeah, I wasn't crying at that time.
- 38:58Nomore. I think it's were you were younger. I cried a lot
- 39:00when we lost a time, when we lost the soccer. My parents were,
- 39:05okay, is it would be a problem if you don't stop her.
- 39:07Dad He's like, it is gay, okay, okay. Oh my dad
- 39:09actually coming to actually kind of like not that cry. But it was like
- 39:15I was like, yeah, thank you, see what I mean? But
- 39:16what do you think about the fucking female? Was gonna tell you had that
- 39:29problem? You can't bust nut all the time because you're cooked out. Yeah,
- 39:32my dick is just and I gotta make her suck my dick to not
- 39:37I mean, I'm not want to sleep like that. And you eventually break
- 39:39through though, I got like, I'll concentrate a lot. Yeah, I
- 39:44got like, literally, what do you have like a short? I started
- 39:45like literally, I literally imagine love like poor hubb in my hand, Like
- 39:51what would I be watching right now while you're but you have some pussy in
- 39:54front of you that was not working. Obviously, dog, Obviously whatever is
- 40:00going on ain't fucking working. So I gotta think of something else, bigger,
- 40:04bigger, tits all right, this girl, don't I gotta imagine tits
- 40:06right now. I gotta talk shit. Oh, I think it's my dick.
- 40:10I was like, come on, fool, don't be a fucking lame
- 40:14Try try hitting her. Okay, yeah, by hitting her. Imagine I
- 40:21hit her and then I nut. I'm like, fuck, no, I
- 40:24gotta hit Just be like, look at me and the smacker in the face.
- 40:28But you only get away with the dirty sex. Yeah, you can't
- 40:30do that. Yeah, you hit this and be like how you doing?
- 40:32It's a true true that plug is having another baby. No, it is
- 40:39a fake name, fake news. Yeah no, he would you think about
- 40:45the the female US soccer team? Whateven? What do you think about the
- 40:50female US soccer team? Again? Out? Oh, I lost the penalties.
- 40:55That fucking bitch that was talking about like how they should have equal pay
- 41:00and that transgender should play soccer. She's the one who She's the one who
- 41:04missed cake. Stupid bitch. No, thank you. They lost to Sweden.
- 41:08Sweden has the finest bitches in the world. Have you seen the one?
- 41:12Yeah? They do. Have you all know what Trump talking about?
- 41:15This one that has the tattoos is the one that the g OK always posted
- 41:19up. Yeah. I followed her two dog. Yeah, he's always posting
- 41:24them up. He said what I want? Yeah, bro, she's just
- 41:29all right. So so so who was Who's Who's the World Cup champion?
- 41:31They're still going at it. I just know the US that was number one.
- 41:35They were supposed to win the whole thing, dog, but they wanted
- 41:37for like three years in a row. Who I was supposed to win it?
- 41:39They have like all liberties, they have all right countries. Brazil's pretty
- 41:43good. Yeah. Doesn't France have a litman's team? Yeah, a lot
- 41:47of major countries do. Yeah. What if the Iran woman team looks like
- 42:01really, actually gotta walk over here, damn makes d Yeah she looks like
- 42:08Margot Robbie. Everybody's trying to look like Margot Robbie. What the fuck?
- 42:10Man is that? Barbie? No? No, she's hot, but I'm
- 42:17like, I'm like, Barbie's hotter. No, all right, but that's
- 42:21the people in the chat room? Is the chick? Was? It was?
- 42:23Was Jack from Barbie hot or not, Margot Robbie. This chick right
- 42:27here is unreal, dude. I think she has a tattoo of herself on
- 42:30her arm. It's kind of hot because I like that. I don't know
- 42:34about that. I don't know if that's hot. I think that's a red
- 42:36flag. It's like the only person, the only person that, the only
- 42:39person that should get a tattooed or have a tattoo themselves and without having experience
- 42:44to the Steve oh right, that's her, right, Yeah, Yeah,
- 42:50that's the girl that fucking geo kids always posting up. Yeah, fox sound
- 42:54says in the movie. Sure, all right, I guess is that what
- 43:00somebody put three Eyes Hotter and Wolf of Wall Street? Oh yeah, she
- 43:04was the only reason she's Hotter and Wolf of Wall Streets because, like Grace
- 43:06said, what it is like, she's like the portrays of like more like
- 43:10a more sluttier chick. Yeah, and like ten teena man said, red
- 43:15flags are hot at fucking yeah? What color is fire? Red? Makes
- 43:19sense? Hot and fire and red all go together. Also, let me
- 43:24add some logic to that. What also happens when you play with fire too
- 43:27much? You get burned? But you're warm for a little bit. But
- 43:32unless unless, unless you're trying unless, unless you're trying to pursue a career
- 43:37glass bloweak or fucking like or fucking blacksmith tak, bro Like, that's the
- 43:40only way you should be cool playing with fire. At some point, Bro,
- 43:44you want to cool off, find you some fucking water to quench your
- 43:49fucking thirsty because the only thing fire is gonna do is make you more thirstier.
- 43:52That is true, damn straight up. Like Johnny Depp, what about
- 43:58him? I was thirsty? Is he voted his lawyer. That was kind
- 44:00of cool. He was voting his lawyer after she saved you from some crazy
- 44:05lawsuit. That's kind of Hotin he's probably put out the pirates to the bote
- 44:08a few bitches, Bruce matter make the standing all over their bitches. So
- 44:17she's not the only black chick with a fat ass bro out there. No
- 44:22more. As much as I don't like ice Spice, I think she's hotter
- 44:24than make the ice spice is pretty hot. Yeah, she's like light skinned
- 44:30the two and then like she's like younger than all of them. But what
- 44:37happened to that one white bitch that was popping for a while while she still
- 44:39is Billy Billie Eilish. When you're that big, you don't go nowhere like
- 44:46Britney Spears is. She could still do a concert tomorrow and let's leave Britney
- 44:51alone. Foo. People got hello offending last time. Oh yeah, you
- 44:54saw comments. Oh we were hard. We called her beef Curtains who did
- 45:00no, that was him? And then I agreed and I was like,
- 45:01yeah, my girls do have that. They'd be having that, so my
- 45:05girls, not all of them. I also did fucking but did I also
- 45:08say. I was like, you know, let's brand down. Yeah.
- 45:13But we're also gonna be taking phone calls as well. Today everybody, we're
- 45:15gonna be taking phone calls. We won't be putting the phone number up there
- 45:19the last thirty minutes to go take phone calls. Call us up and let
- 45:22us know something you if you want to, I don't know, we'll take
- 45:25that. We'll take shout outs on Wednesday. So if you want to come,
- 45:29say something you feel good about, you want to say why you're mad,
- 45:31something, fuck you to who everybody, whoever you want to, It
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- 46:05Patriot. I'm just looking out for the people, man, I'm sorry.
- 46:08You know who was hot the airplane chick? Chick? Remember the girl?
- 46:15I was like, he's not real? Who's that? You remember that?
- 46:17Oh? She's the whatever? Whoever is back? There's back there? He's
- 46:22not real. She was kind of hot. Ray you don't remember remember that
- 46:27that girl was a passenger on the airplane that made a big deal, got
- 46:30kicked out because she was like scared of somebody in the back. Do you
- 46:32remember this? I mean he's on the internet a lot, like a lot
- 46:37more than you. I like, you know what's crazy? That raised one
- 46:39of those fools that could literally not be on his phone for like a whole
- 46:44day, Like he will check his phone for like his wife is called or
- 46:46something like that. But he's one of the very few people are like like
- 46:51I will not see him on Instagram. I will see him always doing something.
- 46:54But when I do see him on Instagram, it's probably when he's finally
- 46:58sitting down with me. Yeah, there was one day, like maybe like
- 47:00a week and a half ago, where I actually left my phone at home
- 47:04and I was like, fuck, I left my phone. I actually kind
- 47:06of need it, but I was just like, now, you know what
- 47:08to get back to the nineties, dude, when I was a kid,
- 47:10I need that shit. But yeah, it was tough though. It was
- 47:15actually tough. Did you did you jerk off without watching port that day?
- 47:17No? He was just to keep just to stay the nostalgia going, just
- 47:22to keep the going. Even even told your wife, I'm back in the
- 47:27nineties when I was when I was a kid, took a magazine in the
- 47:30bathroom. I have my laptop to keep me handy. Took a magazine to
- 47:36the magazine. You ever jerk off the magazines, bron dude. I think
- 47:39I think if I did, I would be at one time music because I'm
- 47:43gonna jerk off into the magazine like literally, I'm like, all right,
- 47:45yeah, I need working away. Yeah, I'm just gonna thrush it away
- 47:49because I'm like, I might as well not on her as close as her
- 47:52I can get. Somebody give her that nineties dick see put support. Yeah
- 48:02no, no, not using magazines. I mean, did you ever?
- 48:07Did you ever add magazines when you're younger? I found magazines when I was
- 48:10younger. I remember I used to. I used to pick up the La
- 48:15Express. You remember that ship? Is that still around n you know?
- 48:21You know, because that was like all just all just trafficking bitches. That's
- 48:23all that was. I used to when you really think about it like that,
- 48:28huh Like so it used to be there. They used to be They
- 48:30used to be this newspaper food and it used to be called the La Express
- 48:35Dog And and that would be like the back page before back page. So
- 48:40you would literally open it up and they'll tell you where the strip clothes are
- 48:44at. The have coupons. They also have escort agencies, and then they'll
- 48:46have like different articles about like upcoming bitches and all this shit. But yeah,
- 48:51food, Like I remember that you'll look through that shit and they'll be
- 48:53like kind of like provocative shit, stuff that you shouldn't really be looking at.
- 48:57And then like that, there was like so many numbers like bitches put
- 49:00ads in there like bitches. They had agencies or bitches that worked. It's
- 49:04a little but yeah, you never heard of it. The La Express obviously
- 49:07was I never lived in La so I'm pretty sure it was only for like
- 49:09here, oh c Express, like express, they had them all over.
- 49:14I don't know. I was about to say it was this like the Penny
- 49:15Saver, for like, it's like the erotic penny Saver. I remember my
- 49:20dad would used to make me go get the articles. Hey did you let
- 49:23me see let me look this up about someone, but you go ahead.
- 49:27Did you ever get caught up with that whole buy one CD, get ten
- 49:30free? Yeah, I have a feeling. Yeah, dude, I knew
- 49:34I had a feeling the punk as got caught with that because you're a little
- 49:36older than me. So when I wanted to me and I was like,
- 49:38get the fun out of here, I'm not doing that shit. My dad
- 49:40kind of figured it was a scam. You got your dad, you put
- 49:43that phone debt. I mean I did. I'll tell you right now,
- 49:47but I'm trying to find out what happened because it was pretty cool. What
- 49:50was the deal? Ready? Do you remember? It was like one CD
- 49:52a month or pay for one get ten free, but you can't choose which
- 49:55one, so you got garbage? You even they just throw them at you.
- 50:00You accept it? Yeah, it was. It wasn't even anything that
- 50:04they were promoting, probably like not none of the good ones obviously. I
- 50:06mean it was from the from the label. So wherever you get from the
- 50:08label, and you know it was from a label, it has to be
- 50:12like Columbia House. Yeah I didn't, I forgot yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 50:15yah yah yeah. I was never done it before. But I would
- 50:16have assumed it wouldn't be like the major major artist, right, would be
- 50:20all kinds of artists and ship. No, you would buy your major artists,
- 50:22and I think you would get ten free ones, so you would get
- 50:24you buy one and get ten free ones. But like you said, it
- 50:27would be all like artists that no one fucking gave a about. Yeah,
- 50:31damn, did you ever? Did I think? It took it online?
- 50:35I found it, Yeah, it took it online from this whole article about
- 50:37it, but yeah it was LA and then X you know what else?
- 50:40I wanted so bad and like again my parents were by signed. They were
- 50:44scarily. We didn't get scamped that so this day, no, do you
- 50:47remember now that's thirteen. That's what I call music. Yeah, no,
- 50:53I want to go so bad, bro. Like I literally was like,
- 50:57it is just a mixtape, bro, Like how stupid as that? I
- 51:00wanted one so bad and it was just a mixtape of fucking random like the
- 51:04best music I get one. I have a feeling here, you know.
- 51:07I never had one of those, but I remember my cousin uh got those.
- 51:10Her mom would buy her though, so I would just listen to her
- 51:13in her house. But I remember that that Kumbia Records or what was it
- 51:16that the Kumia House, the Kumia House, the ten CDs type of shit
- 51:22I remember, I did? I remember I because I would my parents would
- 51:27have to hide the stuff that you would fill out because I knew all the
- 51:30information already, Like I would feel everything out. So every time you get
- 51:32like, oh, get free magazines or get shit like that, I would
- 51:35feel that I would send it back because you didn't need postage. And then
- 51:37there's they'll be getting built for like and it'll be like I didn't sign up
- 51:40for this, isn't that? Yeah, And then like you said, it's
- 51:44like there, like sorry, we have a son here that just doesn't random
- 51:45ship. Dude, No, I would have got my ass kick for that
- 51:50ship. I would have got no soccer shoes for that month. No nothing.
- 51:55And I'm obviously gonna know it's you dog. If I'm fucking eminem fucking
- 51:59m m cd comes to the house, we're gonna say it wasn't me.
- 52:01You had the kids bop kids bopy. I never got kids pop either.
- 52:07Yeah, that's like that's like for little kids though we're already kind of grown
- 52:12up. But you know what I used to call I used to call Radio
- 52:14Disney food. I called Radio Disney a lot when I was younger. For
- 52:17I used to listen to Radio Disney, and I never wanted nothing on there.
- 52:21Bro. I used to be one of those fools that used to call
- 52:22up the radio stations all the time. Bro. I used to literally call
- 52:25it, be like, Yo, did I win? I remember? I
- 52:27want tickets to my acoustic Christmas on K Rock. I want fucking h I
- 52:32want five pair of fucking tickets like five years in a row to to not
- 52:37Latino's nineteen point three Callie Bash, did you grow? Yeah? Went,
- 52:42I went to all those those ships were fucking tight. And I've never I've
- 52:45never even called a radio station. I've never even called a radio station.
- 52:50And if I did, I want to do like that, Ryan Roses,
- 52:54you want to do that, I'd want to do like a prank thing.
- 52:57I wouldn't really want to call it. If your lady did that to you,
- 53:00I already know the move dog send it to your mom. Always can't
- 53:02look bad dog, everything stapp Mom, and you gotta say it's like and
- 53:08you just be like, Noah, you get off of someone else. You're
- 53:10like, it's because there's just no one else in my life that deserves those
- 53:14chocolate. Your girl's gonna be like, motherfucker. And then the people on
- 53:17the phone be like, he's a keeper keeper, he's a Mamo's point,
- 53:22what are you doing? Like, I know you think he respects women.
- 53:24Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you think he's cheating, but like,
- 53:28come on, even if he's cheating, he loves his jokes on you.
- 53:32So you always send it to your mom. Saw the homies out there?
- 53:35If you everyone ever give me chocolats because almost almost you know what I
- 53:43would do. I would say, I would take it up and not I
- 53:46would be like, yeah he did, can send it to right, and
- 53:49then in the middle of it be like, yeah, yeah she didn't die.
- 53:57Now your girls, I already I already have a I already have a
- 53:59t and then repeating my so I would always use her like like I would
- 54:04for sure just be like right there, but like the joke gets dark and
- 54:07it's like, hey, bitch, I just did I only make you feel
- 54:10like shit? But I slammed dunkeding like Michael Jordan by just adding the little
- 54:15fucking there, I can top you know, my mom Los Ninos con concert
- 54:30and sugar Bro. I'm like, yeah, nah, I'm talking about like
- 54:37he's he's Ryan Roses. I'm not gonna send my tickets to cast to the
- 54:40children's hospitals boss, you see, but yeah, because we have to ask
- 54:45you, okay, all he's on to it. I mean, I'm gonna
- 54:55say, my lady, no matter what, like I think, like for
- 55:00sure, it'd probably be like but but then if you say that one thing,
- 55:04be like I'm gonna just go with the whoby you can't say I'm gonna
- 55:07go with my dead app. Yeah, I mean, like, yes,
- 55:10youna go to Caliback Noah, But we're talking about like Ryan Rose. That
- 55:15makes sense, though, that makes all of sense. Did you make Did
- 55:19you make prank calls when you're younger? That's stupid ones I fucking made.
- 55:23But I used to love doing that ship for We used to fucking get down
- 55:29on prank calls. Dog. One day, I'm gonna try to get my
- 55:30best friend up in here. I'm gonna tell him like I got to do
- 55:32one on here and play it to play it to someone. I mean,
- 55:36I'll show you like the ones I'm talking about, but they're really like intact,
- 55:38like the ones I did. Was liked refrigerator running. I catch it.
- 55:45Yeah that lay ask because I'm fine. I thought eventually they could track
- 55:47my phone and they're gonna deport my family food. So I remember, like,
- 55:50I'll tell you this one, this one story. I think I might
- 55:52have said this before a long time ago, but me and my best friend
- 55:54we used to kick it in my house. Dog and I used to have
- 55:57I used to have a computer. And when I'm remember, we're like,
- 56:00we'll be looking at Ebomb's World and all these videos and shit, and we
- 56:05and then we used to just we used to go through like little phases where
- 56:07we're like, hey, you want to prank call people, We're like fucking
- 56:10and he would be doing mostly all the work because he would throw his voice
- 56:13up. I will start laughing in the middle of the whole thing. And
- 56:15we would prank call our friends, but like fuck with their parents food.
- 56:19So I remember one time, like this wood calls up. They used to
- 56:22be this kid named Marvin. We fucking we would go. We would mess
- 56:25with this for a lot, but like he was kind of spoiled, so
- 56:29like we'll go to his house to burn CDs, play his xbox, eat
- 56:31his food, and just be bad food, just like I used to be
- 56:36bad. I don't know how everybody else was actually, you know, having
- 56:37a good time. And I remember like like this fool was like fucking lest
- 56:42prank called Marvin, and like I remember we having yet had done three prank
- 56:45calls already. So this food calls up, fucking calls up the what is
- 56:51it? Like? He calls up his house, right, he calls up
- 56:52his dad and his dad picks up. He's like hello, and he was
- 56:55like hello, sim and then he was like I see killing out like he
- 57:00was like no stell only poo, like telling that shit to his dad fool
- 57:06right off the bat. And then he was like this school. He was
- 57:08like I see. He was like, yo, the piste kill me up
- 57:14like this, and I'm like I'm listening to and I'm like foo, this
- 57:16is too far. So he saw his dad. He was like, you're
- 57:21looking on me, squire like he was like seep like he was. He
- 57:28was a fatass for too dog. So like the he was like like he
- 57:32was telling me. He was like see. He was like stand like he
- 57:36said, I remember he told this shit and I was like what the fuck?
- 57:38And I was dying in the background right and his dad starts sucking,
- 57:43saying like oh pus I and like you know, I was like oh,
- 57:49and this fool Marmot wasn't like he was in the house, but he wasn't.
- 57:52He was in the shower. So he fucking gets out of the shower
- 57:54and he fucking he hears that his dad is arguing on the phone, so
- 57:58he picks up the phone and uh and and he and he listens in and
- 58:01then he's like, oh, man, fucking Jeffrey and then he fucking hangs
- 58:05up, and his fucking dad is like Jeffrey and uh yeah, and then
- 58:10it is the dad hung up and he had given Jeffrey a ride the week
- 58:14before, so this fucking pulls up. He went to this house. Yeah,
- 58:21we chick this house. So we're over here fucking laughing, chippingdal the
- 58:24chickmunk's laughing like like the whole time, thinking we got away with it,
- 58:28kicking the floor Hall. This is the funniest shit. Every Barbara's gonna get
- 58:30hit, like like we were thinking. He think the baddest shit, right,
- 58:36Oh, get a call to my house because thinking about my we did
- 58:38the prank off my house. No, my friend's dad, Jeffrey's dad calls
- 58:45my house because he knew where he was at. So he was like,
- 58:49you know, my dad. My dad picks up and then he's like yeah,
- 58:52He's like, they're calling for Jeffrey. I think it's his dad.
- 58:54His dad calls him. He was like me, not Jeffrey. You don't
- 58:57say hey sees this, but I went to foo like so he hangs up
- 59:07and then my friend and I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, what's
- 59:09ang, We're not gonna keep laughing, like you know, like because I
- 59:13didn't know what happened. He was like, dude, my dad found out.
- 59:15He's like, I think Marmon's dad pulled them to my house. And
- 59:17I was like what and he's like yeah, and uh he's he's like he
- 59:22walks over there because he was like we used to live from walking this,
- 59:25and so he runs over his house, makes it all the way over there,
- 59:29and uh yeah. He he calls me after it's done. He says,
- 59:32yeah, he's like, hey, dude, he's like Marmon's dashed on
- 59:35into my house. His mom was in the car. They wanted to talk
- 59:37to my mom. And then he was like my mom didn't really care because
- 59:40his mom didn't really like what was the damage? That was nothing? And
- 59:46then like the dad was like the daddy like I see I see him go
- 59:51in the house because I went with this food and he walked into the house
- 59:53and I was like, I'm gonna just wait for that foot outside right here,
- 59:55just posted by this tree. Real good, like literally like you can't
- 59:59even text him, yeah, Like I can't even text him, So I'm
- 1:00:00just like, you're gonna hit this food. I was trying to hear him,
- 1:00:05y'all, because I'm like, when he's done, we could just go
- 1:00:07back to my house. So so so I'm like, so fool this one
- 1:00:14goes in there and then he comes Like I see Marvin's parents leave right after
- 1:00:17after like thirty minutes of talking in there, and I'm both both of the
- 1:00:21mom and the dad leave and then uh, you see Jeffrey's dad and come
- 1:00:23up to the porch and just put her feet up. They're kicking it,
- 1:00:27and then the dad gets in his truck and he leaves. And then Jeffrey
- 1:00:30calls me right and he's like, hey, he knows, like what happened.
- 1:00:31He was like, my dad was mad that, like these people came
- 1:00:34over and were complaining about something that didn't have nothing to do with him exactly.
- 1:00:37Yeah, like he getting like we thought he was. His dad was
- 1:00:40getting because his dad looked at it. The other dad point up. He
- 1:00:43was like, so we and then like he was like, what the fuck
- 1:00:45a you're talking about my son's So his dad was like there's something serious.
- 1:00:49I'm whoop your ass. Like he thought like he had gone over there like
- 1:00:52vandalized his house, shore bro. But all he did was call you about
- 1:00:55some hamburgers that never happened. Yeah, fuck over dogging her son's fat.
- 1:01:00He probably does, but that food, but that food was like it was
- 1:01:04like he was like I remember the hold on, speaking of dath, speaking
- 1:01:17of dad, no offense. You know who Little Tay is, Little Ta,
- 1:01:22the little girl that used to go in the houses and she used to
- 1:01:25be like, oh my house bitch. Yeah yeah, what about her?
- 1:01:30Well, before we get into her nook, the COVID shot I don't know,
- 1:01:36died alongside with her half brother, and some people are speculating that her
- 1:01:40half brother has something to do with it. Oh her, Like, oh
- 1:01:44shit, that's crazy. Yeah, she was fourteen, imagine that. Yeah,
- 1:01:49damn that little girl died. Yeah, her half brother was older or
- 1:01:52what. I don't know. I really know nothing about about this chick,
- 1:01:57man, except that except the fact, you know, it's crazy. It
- 1:02:02just happened, like the news you know and all that. Yeah, rest
- 1:02:06in peace, man, shit, that's crazy. I know Asian girls just
- 1:02:09Chinese. Her family wasn't just some grimmy shit though, like they were you
- 1:02:15know, you know, her mom was a realisted, ain't. Her mom
- 1:02:17was the one that like they're bigger up to do all these things, like
- 1:02:20to like to become famous over like flounding all this money and shit, sudden
- 1:02:25death, question works, sudden death, yeahs COVID, but they're under investigation,
- 1:02:30it says privacy. Privacy Boy says, do you are like or people
- 1:02:37have been finding are you still find out how people died? Yeah? That
- 1:02:40because public information, you just gotta pay for it. I was thinking about
- 1:02:44I was thinking about paying for that one of those memberships for all this shit
- 1:02:47to look up anybody's information whenever I want, Like can you look up my
- 1:02:52MUC shop? I can find out everything about you if I pay out how
- 1:02:54nor Ward does his interviews, Like, there's certain services that you can pay.
- 1:02:58It's a lot of websites that probably saw the same ship, but there's
- 1:03:00certain ones that you have to really know where to fuck with your research on.
- 1:03:04But like, yeah, they cost like usually like a fifty dollars fifty
- 1:03:07dollars membership for like a month or something like that, and you literally can
- 1:03:09look up anybody. Shit you need is their first and last name. There's
- 1:03:15no way she was doing drugs, right, She's too young, never too
- 1:03:17young to do drugs. And you know, I just don't want it to
- 1:03:21be that because I would be like, if I was a parent, I
- 1:03:23would Yeah, of course, Jeffrey said, working photos at public records.
- 1:03:30I still want to go down that fucking building with the records. The tunnels.
- 1:03:35Oh yeah, let's do that if that's real. I don't real underground
- 1:03:38tunnels first, but I bet you now it's probably grinding down there. But
- 1:03:42with all those homeless and ship a bunch of homeless folks in there, I
- 1:03:45don't think so, because the jail transports people into those things. All right,
- 1:03:52Yeah, I don't know either way. Like what that person said,
- 1:03:54he's looking up everyone's everyone on patrols record, Yeah, like I'm over here.
- 1:04:02I was like, oh, you're the food. No, what is
- 1:04:04it? The next, the next, the next, fucking the next live
- 1:04:08podcast be like, it turns out, what aren't you guys it's a woman
- 1:04:12beater. I was just playing like it you're gonna go wait deeper, You're
- 1:04:17gonna say one of you guys it's a pedophile. Noah, that is no
- 1:04:21not. I was like, don't you can? You can find that out
- 1:04:26on Megan's Law Megan's Lost Public Information. Have you seen that ship and it's
- 1:04:30been a long time, do you know what Megan's lies. Yeah, I
- 1:04:32know what it is. It's like that chicken pox shit. We have to
- 1:04:33find out if there's like if there's pedophiles that live around you for kids.
- 1:04:38That's not what did you say chicken pox? Because it looks like I mean
- 1:04:42I fast forward, but like people call it chicken pox because it's they're they're
- 1:04:45everywhere. Yeah, yeah, they're literally like everywhere. I guess that's crazy.
- 1:04:48Have you ever looked it up here? Yeah, like we're here,
- 1:04:53we're here, Well, here's no residentials, so you don't really see it,
- 1:04:57like you don't have any around here, but like literally wherever you're at
- 1:05:00it you go on there and search your ship. There's gonna be a lot.
- 1:05:02See. That's the thing I don't want to know. The only time
- 1:05:05I want to know to know though, I mean if you're a parent,
- 1:05:10but parent, of course, the only time you need to know during Halloween,
- 1:05:13don't go to that house. The only time you need to know is
- 1:05:16during the Halloween don't go to the house. Other than that yeah episode,
- 1:05:23Oh yeah, I remember that one with that chick you you ever seen it
- 1:05:28happened? All right, So this is like towards the end of the like
- 1:05:32it's like towards like the last two seasons of George Lopez. Right, So
- 1:05:36there is an episode where there was a letter sent to all the neighborhoods that
- 1:05:42there is this new new neighbor in town and she actually, you know,
- 1:05:45was isn't the fender or wasn't a fender or whatever, But you know,
- 1:05:48she's hot, and everybody's like, oh, it's cool. You know she
- 1:05:51did her crime, she did the time she's taught. You know, they
- 1:05:56didn't say it, but you know, she's hot. It's cool. And
- 1:05:58then and she's like what the fun, like like she fucking did this?
- 1:06:01Dude? The hell you can't be putting a double edged sword on shit.
- 1:06:03If it was a dude to be a different question, it would be right,
- 1:06:06yeah, definitely, So it's such a different question. Yeah. So
- 1:06:11then stupid Max went over to the house one time without a shirt and he
- 1:06:15came out through her front door and their parents were there and they were like
- 1:06:17what the fuck's going on over here? And over the seat thought why girl?
- 1:06:21She was like, nah, it's not what you think. And then
- 1:06:24Max like how to tell the truth, like, yeah, like being stupid
- 1:06:27and shit, so you wanted it exactly. Yeah, that's a double that's
- 1:06:31that shows literally telling you like either way, like that shows great, dude,
- 1:06:34Like honestly, George Lopez has some of the best like sitcom riding back
- 1:06:39in that time, especially for like shows that represented like latinos, because there
- 1:06:43was really no shows out there even at that time, doing it the way
- 1:06:46they were doing it then and even to this day, they still don't even
- 1:06:50do it like that. I kind of missed that ship. Yeah, I
- 1:06:54was just telling it and like, how like there's they represented it right?
- 1:07:00Well? If yeah they did, If you love that show, then why
- 1:07:01don't you love his new one? I do watch it, but it's a
- 1:07:03little bit too corny to me, Like the Latin next people got involved too
- 1:07:06much, like when I see that little kid in there, out of a
- 1:07:10normal disrespect to the kid, but I'm just like, okay, like you're
- 1:07:13trying to add this, uh what's that fat ass kid they work with ad
- 1:07:16with Virgara man manny. Yeah, trying to add that manny aspect to it.
- 1:07:23But like when we have when in reality, which you should have added
- 1:07:26is you should have added that bud buddy aspect and had it a little bit
- 1:07:28more. Really realistic, real yeah, like what a real little kid would
- 1:07:31be. Like, I don't get it, mad, I really don't get
- 1:07:33how that character manny, Like, there's no way why why did they write
- 1:07:39a character like like what why did he become that type of character? I'm
- 1:07:44wondering because the fuck why is he so like uptime smart man cordroll and all
- 1:07:50that stuff? Fancy ass fucking because they want kids to be like just didn't
- 1:07:55make sense to me, like off the bat that he was just that type
- 1:07:58of dude. You know, I don't know that show's retarded. I think
- 1:08:02that showed modern family's retarded. Yeah, it's like just like Blackish stupid as
- 1:08:08fuck. Yeah, this is pretty good, but it's pandering too something that
- 1:08:11isn't that's not a real back family. Yeah, but that's not what That's
- 1:08:14not what black people live. There's gotta be families like yeah, yeah,
- 1:08:18that family and uh uh what's his name? Fucking Will Smith's families? Those
- 1:08:24two families. Those are the only families and that that act like blackist said,
- 1:08:28he's a Hollywood kid, would you expect Yeah, I don't know black
- 1:08:33the whole United States. Those are the only two. Okay, and John
- 1:08:38Legends family, like you know what would have made the George Lopez show like
- 1:08:43and Obama's my bad and Obama's lived like that too, you know what,
- 1:08:45it made the show more realistic, like at least or a little bit of
- 1:08:49more aspects to it. If they would have whipped the little kids ass in
- 1:08:51the show, if the grandma would have the grandma would have yeah, I'd
- 1:08:58be like, he can chando and then and then that's when and then the
- 1:09:01episode was about how we don't hate kids no more. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:09:05Like something that's part about the whole show was how hot and she was well,
- 1:09:10I mean, it wasn't revolved on how hot she was. She was
- 1:09:12hot. She was a lot of focused on constant Marie constance, Marie.
- 1:09:15That's she's, she's, she's, she's she's a great actor. But to
- 1:09:21the daughter, she changed up, like she does not look like this,
- 1:09:25Like, no, mom, she's not killing it. She's not in the
- 1:09:28city. She's not an actress no more. She's not a movies no more.
- 1:09:30No. I think she married some dude and that was it. She
- 1:09:33wrote a little crow she's I mean, she's still good looking at me.
- 1:09:39She did a lot of like philanthropy work, and all that stuff. So
- 1:09:42you know how that goes? Does that? I mean, what is that
- 1:09:44a kid? She doesn't pay food, only pays with like a good job.
- 1:09:47Yeah, and then they give you private donations. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:09:54we should help it. We should food. I was thinking about it.
- 1:09:56We should. We should find an organization that we can like dedicate our time
- 1:09:59with and then we get private donations too, Like the patroon is kind of
- 1:10:04like that. But what if we like helped out like a dog organization.
- 1:10:08Every Saturday we have like the like one of those you remember, good day
- 1:10:13La rescue me. I was in your art when they'll play that song and
- 1:10:18they'll be in the end and they'll be like today's pet in the morning and
- 1:10:21he's rescuing it's such as such, and then the pet would be and you
- 1:10:25could be a call up right now if you're interested in adopting that food,
- 1:10:28and then we should have something like that. That would be sick. You
- 1:10:30don't supposed the same adoption day? Was her name Carmen? Who's Carmen?
- 1:10:34How sick would that be? People in the chat room? Can we do?
- 1:10:38We don't suppose the same adoption Dame, Just come adopt some pets.
- 1:10:40With us. Who was Carmen Lopez on the show? What what are you
- 1:10:45doing next? Looking the cast of George Lopez? What about him show?
- 1:10:48Who was Carmen Lopez on the show? Just type it in, Yeah,
- 1:10:53stupid, remember her face at all? There? She doesn't look the same
- 1:10:57voo that's her? Yes, she just she's hot. And then then who's
- 1:11:01this bitch? Then who's this bitch? I think it's from the Youth show.
- 1:11:05No, that was the cousin. That was the cousin that will stay,
- 1:11:08that would stay with her. Oh, yeah, I remember her.
- 1:11:12She was hot. I forgot what she was? Not hot? No more,
- 1:11:14she still as she's still in some acting. I forgot what she is.
- 1:11:16Yeah, like the cousin was in. It was in that ship too.
- 1:11:20Yeah. They would play this song and that would be like this.
- 1:11:30All right, y'all, good morning, good day. La is going up.
- 1:11:33But here comes our pet of the morning. They needs some rescuing.
- 1:11:35That needs a new home for you guys, call up right now if you
- 1:11:40guys are interested in adopting this petting giving him some lovely new home he needs.
- 1:11:43He works greater around children. He's a family pet. Yeah, bro,
- 1:11:47I mean I'm a little bit too hot to do right, he's been
- 1:11:49here for two weeks. Yeah, and he doesn't need a lot. Like,
- 1:11:54look at that face. Who doesn't want to carry this guy in his
- 1:11:56house? Be like, come on, ladies and gentlemen, call up that
- 1:11:58number right now. If you're interested in adopting. You want more information,
- 1:12:00go to the website below. And then I remember that ship. Did you
- 1:12:04ever go to pet smart and look at the cats? I fucking hate doing
- 1:12:08that because I want to take one home every fucking time. Dude, I
- 1:12:12think the big reason why I want to get it, why I want to
- 1:12:14move into a house as with my lady and cats. Yeah, like I
- 1:12:18like, like how many food? Like I want to have one more than
- 1:12:21the food, the food that it came on the show? What's his name?
- 1:12:25The white boy? What's his name? You know? I mean he's
- 1:12:29our friend, but I forget his name. The long heron's the food he
- 1:12:30hates who It's like, I gotta stop smoking weed. Josh Potter, Nah,
- 1:12:36the stoder looking food when they came in here last time, but he's
- 1:12:41very like he was like, y'all should stop doing iris. Forget his name,
- 1:12:44bro, I forgot his name. He makes these fucking videos. He's
- 1:12:48on tour now, you know, but you booked them, but you don't
- 1:12:51want to talk about he has four fucking, four fucking cats. And then
- 1:12:57he was like, this is the best feeling coming up to four. I
- 1:13:00was like that that does look for you. It's a cat lady, dude,
- 1:13:02I wonder he's happy as hell. I mean if I used to get
- 1:13:05a cat, because I'm not that I am, but I would be that
- 1:13:08guy who would want the hairless cat or the one that looks like a line.
- 1:13:12You can teach your cats to use the toilet, and why why does
- 1:13:15it never do that? Fool? My girlfriend had a cat that used to
- 1:13:17know how to do that. That food passed away, but yeah, like
- 1:13:23it, no, he just would leave it there because he wasn't not a
- 1:13:25flush, but he just know how to use the toilet. You can party
- 1:13:27train him. Oh dog, I saw this crazy clip food like that I
- 1:13:32reposted. I reposted that thing, but it said that cats can cats can
- 1:13:36see into six dimensions or something like that, and then they said that like
- 1:13:42like I looked into it and the guy was talking facts. He said,
- 1:13:45it's because that's why the pharaos used to keep him around they collect energy.
- 1:13:48So like the cat will usually come out come if you noticed the cat that
- 1:13:53will usually come towards you in a moment of distress, anger, high emotion,
- 1:13:57and it'll kind of like come to take that emotion away from you,
- 1:14:00like just taking the energy. But it also works vice versa. A cat
- 1:14:04can take that energy away from you if you're on a good one. And
- 1:14:06you know what I mean. And but yeah, they're they're quote unquote energy
- 1:14:11energy kind of collectors, bro, But I didn't it's it's a whole theory
- 1:14:15about it. But but if you look it up, because I can't believe
- 1:14:16you've ever heard this. I mean, we have pet psychics on Tinfold High
- 1:14:21and that was kind of stupid for the person. Yeah, dude, she
- 1:14:27read Sam Tripley's Dog's Mind or The Moonland Faked. She read cats. She
- 1:14:35read Sam's Dog's Mind through zoom. Okay, here it is, here's your
- 1:14:42theory. Yes, the fuck is right right. I would like to talk
- 1:14:46to that legacy, like, hey, tell me where my pigeon is thinking,
- 1:14:50and she's gonna make sit up and you have to believe it. You're
- 1:14:54not gonna ask the pigeon if it's sure or not. You just have to
- 1:14:56believe her or you don't. And if you don't, you could ask the
- 1:14:58pigeon if it's true to be like, hey, bro, pick this fuck
- 1:15:00and shit real quick if it's yes or no. Yeah, Like I mean,
- 1:15:02like an animal, be like a bark if this bitch is done in
- 1:15:04the truth, bro, But like, did your like hurt? I'll take
- 1:15:08you to the fat right now, Like there's some shit, oh but yeah.
- 1:15:11Like some theorized cats have their own dimension which require extensive research or find
- 1:15:15evidence. However, we can explore the possibilities of cats seeing and feeling beyond
- 1:15:20the commonly understood three dimensional space we inhabit. So that's kind of that's kind
- 1:15:28of like uh like the whole distiment that and then it breaks it down.
- 1:15:30Then cats can feel beyond the norm good and bad energies. No, cats
- 1:15:35can sense bad energy and others. Cats are great judges for characters. They
- 1:15:39can tell if someone is a cat person, you know what I mean.
- 1:15:42They just have this fucking instinct which makes it gives that natural mysticism shit to
- 1:15:46them. They're fucking smart as animals. Dog, I ain't gonna lie.
- 1:15:50They're smart as fuck. They're nocturnal. Yeah, for I'll be sleeping at
- 1:15:55night, and this one was like, yeah, fool. I'm like,
- 1:15:58that's just kind of hilarious, Like you'll be sleeping and then you'll just like
- 1:16:00wake up and you're like, what the why are you? Why are you
- 1:16:03just sitting on the floor staring at me? Because everybody fucking waiting to kill
- 1:16:08you, dude, it would have been done there. Yeah, if that's
- 1:16:12my point, That's what I've always said. If those things were as big
- 1:16:15as a line, it eats you, because we're big as a tiger eats
- 1:16:17you. A dog wouldn't even my English bulldog, no matter how big it
- 1:16:20it, ever gay would never think about your dogs. Shouldn't need your dogs,
- 1:16:23piecis shouldn't even exist, bro, Like agree to that. I agree,
- 1:16:26agree to that. So like you're it wouldn't know how to survive for
- 1:16:30itself. My cat sleeps next to me. They put that number up.
- 1:16:32Let's put that fucking number down. What's that number? A call up right
- 1:16:34now? Let's fucking set this ship up. Oh oh, the one from
- 1:16:44the thing. Yeah, and when you called me from right Okay, the
- 1:16:46number is uh six two six seven six five one two eight six six two
- 1:16:57six, seven, six five one two eight six. Imagine played the Wuiji
- 1:17:10board and it possessed your cat or your dog. That'd be tripping. Oh
- 1:17:16yeah, fucking white people. He's what if you bought a house and while
- 1:17:29you're looking through the attic you find a Weigi board? Are you calling your
- 1:17:30are you calling your fucking are you really? We're a riddle stage in first
- 1:17:35we're importing some bah baaus from Bay Dog. I'm go this this, this,
- 1:17:42this spirit is fitting fuck around and find out like mother fuckers is usually
- 1:17:45scared. I am not one of those people where I'm like, look food,
- 1:17:48you start throwing shit, I'm gonna just warrior right now. You might
- 1:17:50as well cut that shit out. You're gonna shoot it. Nah, I'll
- 1:17:56be like the next day though, they'll it'd be a couple of animals ready
- 1:17:59to be sacrificed to make sure that Deity's fucking are fed, to make sure
- 1:18:01that they're like, hey, you gotta click the spirit out of here.
- 1:18:03That would trip me out. If I buy a house, or or I
- 1:18:05run an apartment one month, one year at least, or whatever, and
- 1:18:09I'm going through the addict or the basement and I find a WEIJI board,
- 1:18:11I'm like, oh, yeah, for sure, I'm gonna calling my real
- 1:18:14est agent because what they're gonna do. I mean, I'm calling my real
- 1:18:15estate but yeah, but I'm also calling my real estate agent after I do
- 1:18:19the cleanson, I document everything because I'm like, look at what I had
- 1:18:23to do to clean this house. Now we can tell this in a lawsuit
- 1:18:27or you can take somebody off my ascrow, you know what I mean?
- 1:18:30Like, because but nine times out of ten is they had to they had
- 1:18:32to disclose that information for you anyways, they have to tell you. But
- 1:18:38oh yeah, everybody, if you want to call up right now, literally
- 1:18:41just call up. If you gotta shout out, you gotta fuck you something
- 1:18:43you're feeling good about, something you're feeling angry about, shout it out.
- 1:18:46Maybe you want some advice for me and X. I don't know, maybe
- 1:18:48or just I don't know. I just want to hear our two cents about
- 1:18:50it. Call up right now. Let us know what's up, all right,
- 1:18:54so full on some trippy ship. Shout out to DJ Boss for fucking
- 1:18:56paying the HBO subscription telling me I forgot where Yeah, but uh, I
- 1:19:01was watching this fucking show Dog oh damn, we got this. We gotta
- 1:19:04call what's going through here? First? I think I'm ready for that phone
- 1:19:15call? All right, sauce, sauce. Oh damn, why is it
- 1:19:32connected? Yeah, it's connected. Everything's where it should be. Should I
- 1:19:38call it? Yeah, I call that number. I just hung up on
- 1:19:42that person. I think, come on, come on call it, come
- 1:19:46on, son of a bit. All right? No, no, no,
- 1:19:55no, keep going going so my name. Yeah. See it only
- 1:20:00shows the miss calls. It doesn't like show the ring or whatever. You
- 1:20:03know, something something that's right, because I'm getting this car right here.
- 1:20:10All right, we'll see what would you watch? Because I want to see
- 1:20:15if I can get it? Nah, dog, I don't know if you
- 1:20:20ever heard you have ever heard of uh John Banet Ramsey not a fucking Gordon
- 1:20:26Ramsey show, right o. John Banet Ramsey was just like uh eight year
- 1:20:30old or five year old six year old Paget a little girl, Paget winner.
- 1:20:35Oh dude, I read about that, but like before, like is
- 1:20:40there a documentary. There's a whole documentary on it. I haven't seen it.
- 1:20:44You know what I remember reading about her, like years back about her.
- 1:20:46It's fucking crazy. The Rundown is in South Park. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:20:49yeah, they're piece but but so so the story is this girl's like
- 1:20:54a pageant winner from Denver. She going, I guess like she was gonna
- 1:20:57be like the next Miss whatever. And she a girl. Yeah, she
- 1:21:00had won a lot of a lot of fucking trophies. And the night or
- 1:21:05the Christmas Eve, whatever day, I think Christmas Eve or the day of
- 1:21:10Christmas, she's found dead. Yeah, and uh, you know what,
- 1:21:15they found two what else? A ransom note saying someone But then they found
- 1:21:20her in the same house. Dog, it's a trip, dude. This
- 1:21:24new documentary I saw, no not spoiler, but I don't give a fuck
- 1:21:27if you want to hear closure, closure, little ears. I think the
- 1:21:30brother did it, and they covered up for the brother. Alright, alright,
- 1:21:34let's do it. So I think I think the brother did it,
- 1:21:39dude, Birkin Ramsey, I think he hit her in the head. And
- 1:21:45you got to think about it as a parent, He's don't think about it
- 1:21:47as a parent. You have two kids. You have two kids, and
- 1:21:53one of them doesn't matter. You have two kids and one of your kids
- 1:21:55kills the other kid. Do you call the car her parents smoked. No
- 1:21:59no, oh no, no, no, no, you gotta watch this
- 1:22:00documentary. All right, I'm telling you I'm about I'm gonna watch that today.
- 1:22:03But but but what But but let me ask you this question. I'm
- 1:22:06not though, because that's what I think happened. If you have two kids,
- 1:22:09Diesel, and one of your kids kills the other kid on accident,
- 1:22:13are you calling the cops or your other kid can go to Joe? Now
- 1:22:15you have no kids, your kid's dead dog. One of your kids is
- 1:22:19already dead. It was an accident. Are you calling the cops? You're
- 1:22:23gonna cover up for your are you? Are you gonna cover up for your
- 1:22:25Are you gonna come up for your son? What do you mean You're gonna
- 1:22:28kill both of um? All right, all right, we gotta we got
- 1:22:30a phone call, let's run it. What up? Thank you for calling
- 1:22:35that? We don't smoke the same show? Who's this? We can you
- 1:22:42hear us? Hello? Hello? Yes, this pizza hut? What's up?
- 1:22:51Doc? Thank you for calling? We don't suppose to say, who's
- 1:22:54this? This is cholos Let's cracking dog? How much? Just fucking day
- 1:23:03off? I saw something about calling for anything. Now I don't know if
- 1:23:08you guys can really do uh New Yorker style pizza extra mushrooms. I mean,
- 1:23:15where are we saying that? There? We sing this goddamn pizza.
- 1:23:17Do you want anchovies on it? While we're at it? Con a little
- 1:23:23fucking per the fucking granddaddy could anything fucking hantoto. You're a worker with dog.
- 1:23:32I'm not bad. No, I'm meant to say, like as in
- 1:23:34anchovies, Pepperoni's just that, just that, just that dog, all right,
- 1:23:39I got you dog, your fucking uh turtle ninjas whatever that is.
- 1:23:44Yeah, that's a pizza anchovies. Have you had pizza with anchovies? It's
- 1:23:47nasty when he loves had it in my pizzeria. Fucking you wouldn't even have
- 1:23:55it on movies, would not be on the menu. Yeah, I told
- 1:24:00you. Still on the line. I'm still there. I can't. I
- 1:24:03can barely hear you, guys. I'm still there. You do you have
- 1:24:06do you have any shout outs or any any uh anything, anything you want
- 1:24:11to say to anybody on the air, even if you don't have to mention
- 1:24:14their name. October October We're gonna do some more makeup and face painting special
- 1:24:19effects on that we don't smoke the same pods. There you go. You
- 1:24:23heard it first here. Thank you for calling hotolo chee yo. Right,
- 1:24:30I gotta ask you what's so since we brought up things on peaks? So
- 1:24:33yeah, from one to ten? How bad it's catch up on piso as
- 1:24:39a pis I've never done it. I've done it before. Oh damn,
- 1:24:44we get another one? And then to what up? You're calling that we
- 1:24:50don't smoke the same show. Thank you for calling them. We don't smoke
- 1:24:56the same shows. This hell? Yeah? What what up? Man?
- 1:25:02Thank you for calling? Who's this? Bro? Dude? Okay, check
- 1:25:11it out? Do you know? Damn me? We gotta know your name
- 1:25:16first. Who's this Brandon? What's up? Brandon? Wre you calling from?
- 1:25:23I'm calling from the Twin Cities. There's that Minnesota? Minnesota. Yeah,
- 1:25:30came here to tell her. I came here to tell them. Oh
- 1:25:31damn, hold all right? Mother. Well, and you're calling today for
- 1:25:35a shout out or you're mad at somebody or what's the deal. No,
- 1:25:41I'm going mad. I'm calling in for shoutouts. Shout outs to the families,
- 1:25:45shoutouts to the homies and neighbors. Look up to your pastors, the
- 1:25:50people we look up to. I just want to say God bless and call
- 1:25:59from that was like to accept press one just up, yeah, hell yeah,
- 1:26:05all right, thank you for thank you for calling the We Don't Smoke
- 1:26:08the Same show? Who's this Rondo? Hello you guys? They hung up?
- 1:26:19Right? Yeah, I don't know what's going on? Yeah, ok,
- 1:26:25yeah, oh all right. So before the next one comes in,
- 1:26:27Dog, So I watched the HBO RIGHTO, watched this documentary called Nautics Dog
- 1:26:33That shit is Crazy Dog nineteen eighty nine. It goes down in fucking Mexico.
- 1:26:41Dog. There's there's this one fool who like he's like he's like they
- 1:26:44call him in Palladino. He does he does say Teria too, right,
- 1:26:46like don't get me wrong, and like I'm very familiar with the section of
- 1:26:50Santaria he practices because I'm that's you know, I practice that same religion in
- 1:26:56that in that section. But this fool is a little bit like like drowned,
- 1:27:00like he got too fucking with too much like in his hand about shit.
- 1:27:03Dog. But I'll tell you right now after this call, what up?
- 1:27:09You're ondo? We Don't Smoke the Same show? You're waking and bacon.
- 1:27:12Who's this press too? Yo? Yo? What up? Thank you
- 1:27:16for calling? Who's this Rolando? Let's cracking Orlando? Are you calling from
- 1:27:26heys? Hell? Yeah, shout out to Texas. I fuck with Texas
- 1:27:30a lot. He factory for the man, that's right. Hey, So,
- 1:27:43so are you calling to shout out somebody something you feel good about?
- 1:27:46Or are you are you mad at somebody or a quick fuck you? What's
- 1:27:49the deal today? You know this is because this is a this is a
- 1:27:58predominantly stouders foods at really getting angry at No, You're the only fucking wed
- 1:28:02Stone right, really know, like mad Stone right race so relaxed to everybody
- 1:28:10in the buildings, just kind of you. Yeah, I guess it is
- 1:28:13just man cut up shit. You know what it is is because that thing
- 1:28:21we don't have, the the the COPI heroes. No, remember the last
- 1:28:26collective connector had the microphone in it? A right for sure? I mean,
- 1:28:33but hey, man, thank you for calling up Rolando. Appreciate you
- 1:28:35dog shout out to you in Austin, Texas. Appreciate it all my Texas
- 1:28:42people watching. All right, so this guy got this guy got out of
- 1:28:45hand, you said all right, so so food so this woo this fool
- 1:28:50uh Like he gets this girl to start working for him, right, so,
- 1:28:54but this was like the real deal in the beginning. The magic is
- 1:28:57like all this magic is just going down right, Like he his politician is
- 1:29:00all these famous people going like work see him and shit like that. He's
- 1:29:02the real deal. But this fool somewhere along the lines, when you work
- 1:29:05with when you work that religion, you're you can like it's like, for
- 1:29:10example, like me like and the more I want to get more in the
- 1:29:12spiritual like a path, I can't be fucking my body up with drugs and
- 1:29:16shit like that, Like that's very frowned upon. Like how like I mean,
- 1:29:20obviously people are gonna suck up, but like how before where I was
- 1:29:23like I couldn't try to seek salvation or seek that kind of inner peace and
- 1:29:27then at the same time be getting cooked out every fucking weekend and every fucking
- 1:29:30day like that, like you're gonna get those blessings. So like this fool
- 1:29:32was everything was working perfectly right until he gets involved with somebody like because he
- 1:29:36was getting the attitude where he's like nobody can touch me type of shit.
- 1:29:41So he gets involved with some not going trafficking type of foods and he's like,
- 1:29:44oh, don't worry, I'm protected or whatever. We can move all
- 1:29:45the drugs that we can. Starts doing that shit, right, But then
- 1:29:50this fool starts sacrificing and smoking foods. Dog like he start like he's like,
- 1:29:55oh, well, like his fool thinks in his head, he's like,
- 1:29:58well, if sacrificing a gold or a fucking a chicken is bucking dope,
- 1:30:01I wonder how much blessings I can get it. But I just started
- 1:30:03sacrificing, like motherfucker's like for real, right, so that makes sense,
- 1:30:09thought like this was Now it doesn't I used to. I asked that guy
- 1:30:15asked that. I asked that shit, and I thought that's how it working
- 1:30:18for but like that's not how it works, bro. Number one and number
- 1:30:21two like this food this woo started killing fools and burying him in his yard,
- 1:30:25and everybody who was working for him like was burying these foods, and
- 1:30:28they were like like they could the ship blew out of proportion when they fucking
- 1:30:31kidnapped one of those fools who were on vacation for spring breaks and weadow and
- 1:30:34they fucking they found this fool's body like fucking fucked up, Like they fed
- 1:30:39this food for like two days in a cage and then they fucking like sacrifice
- 1:30:42this food and it was some crazy shit that like fucking they had done a
- 1:30:45bunch of crazy shit that the FBI and all these people got involved, and
- 1:30:48there's there's like the only people that did time is the girl that was working
- 1:30:51for him. But Cayo like almost the whole sentence because when this food got
- 1:30:58caught up, because he got crean with crazy at the end, like he
- 1:31:00went crazy this ship. You should watch it. Food It's crazy, Like
- 1:31:03you should watch it. It's like some crazy shit, like he went crazy
- 1:31:05at the end because they burned his outar. So like this they were all
- 1:31:09on the run and he was gay or like like he had like he was
- 1:31:12like bisexual, so like he was on the run with his lover and then
- 1:31:15the girl fucking got caught. It's the wastes caught up. Like but the
- 1:31:19way they found him and the body is like him and his boyfriend, they
- 1:31:23were next to each other, but like like taste Blossiles, I'm like,
- 1:31:26fool, you don't commit suicide, Like six fucking shots. I'm like,
- 1:31:30but yeah, and then the cop that was on the case is there to
- 1:31:32document the girl is still in jail. This ship is good food, like
- 1:31:38one three episodes they're good. And this is Spanish too, So you're like,
- 1:31:43I watched it some like you know, you should check it out right
- 1:31:45shout. The ship is called Natica. And then after that, I'm like,
- 1:31:54I wanted to watch another one like it, but I'm like, you
- 1:31:56watch these things and you're like, this only one. Yeah. Yeah,
- 1:32:00I usually get sad when I see that one. This is almost over and
- 1:32:02I don't want it to be over. Yeah, but it was fucking crazy
- 1:32:06though. But this is the big reason why a lot of people have that
- 1:32:10conception of Santaria and all this kind of stuff. They have this misconception about
- 1:32:15like the way it's done and it's evil and all this stuff. Your motherfuckers
- 1:32:19just don't know what you're talking about. Bro. There's a lot of there's
- 1:32:21always be people that do this shit wrong, and there's a lot of people
- 1:32:25that do it to practice and light. It just really is who you associate
- 1:32:28associate yourself with and what path you wanna walk in. You know what I'm
- 1:32:31saying, do we have any more phone calls? Everybody, what's that number
- 1:32:34down? Tell up, Xavier, read that number all six six two six,
- 1:32:42seven, six five one two eight six six two six seven six five
- 1:32:46one two eight six. There. You gonna call up that number right now.
- 1:32:50If you got a shout out, you just want to come say what's
- 1:32:53up? You got a problem. I don't know whatever it is. Maybe
- 1:32:56your boss got on your nerve, maybe you just maybe you're mad at your
- 1:33:00dad. I don't know he's on. How many numbers do you think you
- 1:33:05could have remembered back in the nineties. I knew thirteen numbers. Thirteen.
- 1:33:10That's a good amount of numbers to know. I knew like all my aunts
- 1:33:13and that's all. That's what my grandma's That's eighty one numbers that you knew,
- 1:33:17and I still know for of him. Yeah, I know my I
- 1:33:21know my parents old number, and I know my old house number, like
- 1:33:25the first one I ever remember. I know that shit. It's kind of
- 1:33:28not weird, but custom movies. Yeah you never go forget that ship Yeah
- 1:33:32yeah, straight up, Yeah, dude, But thirteen numbers ain't ship though
- 1:33:36on the real because I wouldn't need to know yours I don't need to know
- 1:33:41George's I need to have books before. Yeah, but true, I guess
- 1:33:45you're right, But yeah, liked like a little address book. Never had
- 1:33:50that ship. No, I never had an address book. I always wanted
- 1:33:57to have a roll of decks whenever I see that in the movie in the
- 1:33:59movies, wanted to have a roll the decks like my fucking desk and then
- 1:34:01be like hold on, let me see who I go. I don't know
- 1:34:04why for me, like that ship was a good difference. That ship was
- 1:34:06a good interpretation of success to me. Like, yeah, always wanted to
- 1:34:12I always wanted to think us wanted too. Yeah, like I was like
- 1:34:15a lot of more and the numbers because you knew people for business business cards,
- 1:34:19but now like this shits are here. Yeah you don't even treat it
- 1:34:23the same. But like I guy, it's number fucking yeah, that's crazy
- 1:34:28man, Like like my big did you see did you see American trotos do
- 1:34:31fucking office? Looks nice? Congrats that ship is that shut out to American
- 1:34:34troto I want to I want to get a desk like the one he got.
- 1:34:38Do you see that custom made desk for he has a bunch of he's
- 1:34:42a union worker though, dog Like, I mean, it's kind of made
- 1:34:44sense. He has like ten bills. Yeah, it kind of makes sense.
- 1:34:46I don't blame him, like four, he's he's in the union.
- 1:34:48So blood Bill, we need we need you to find we need you to
- 1:34:51team up with some of your friends and make us a table like this,
- 1:34:55This ship is crazy if we if we get that like that, I think
- 1:34:58we would be able to do the same. Like it'd be a better set
- 1:35:00up because we could just turn it around like that, and I don't look,
- 1:35:03everybody would have a camera to themselves. I mean, yeah, I
- 1:35:06mean, dude, it was a nice set up to shout to him,
- 1:35:09shout to my control. But I'm like, I think that desk would be
- 1:35:12fucking badass, like or a death similar like that. And I mean the
- 1:35:15fact that they were able to take it apart piece by piece made it easy.
- 1:35:18Like every section is like one piece, so you just carry it with
- 1:35:21my one, do you hear me? Piece by piece? Yeah, you
- 1:35:26can look it up. It's it's it's on his Instagram. Look at it's.
- 1:35:30It's a badass desk. Though, I'm pretty sure even be real old
- 1:35:32want to buy that desk. Let make custom I mean I guarantee, I
- 1:35:36mean you probably got a deal or something on it. But it looks like
- 1:35:40a lot of work. It looks like a pricey desk, like maybe two
- 1:35:44Yeah, like custom may that's that's like someone literally sating shit. Damn you
- 1:35:50motherfucker's ain't calling up for penalt almost give it away appropriate work. They're at
- 1:35:55work, homie, probably call it from work. Let me just let us
- 1:35:58know where you work at the work. Yeah, the word phone, get
- 1:36:01what's up? Calling for? Jays just calling up to say, fucked my
- 1:36:04boss that he never gave me a raise? Just dog, did you ever
- 1:36:12ask for a raising? They told you no? Yeah, yeah, I
- 1:36:15used to work at the car the car dealership. What would you. What
- 1:36:18they say was like, we're not doing it too good. We can't give
- 1:36:20you a fucking raise. I'm like, bro, I just went on vacation.
- 1:36:24The not doing it too good. I'm not doing too good either,
- 1:36:27That's what I'm asking you for. Yeah, like come on, so and
- 1:36:30I started stealing shit. I was like, I'm just gonna steal car parts.
- 1:36:33Oh yeah, dog, But yeah there was time like, yeah,
- 1:36:35you give me, Like when I didn't really ask for raises because we didn't
- 1:36:39get raises. I was literally was steal car parts and put them on eBay,
- 1:36:43Like he's literally like There'll be times where I was like, well,
- 1:36:45I was like, this ship belongs to like one of those like those v
- 1:36:48take hondas, So I'll fucking steal a headlight or two and listen, I'm
- 1:36:51sucking an eBay. I'll get like sixty dollars for it, like seventy dollars
- 1:36:56and that shit out. Yeah, you didn't hook me up with my schedule.
- 1:37:00I didn't clean ship that was supposed to be cleaned away make things dirtier.
- 1:37:02But I couldn't really do that in the car business because like I'm at
- 1:37:08the same time, I'm like, uh, like, I'm like, oh,
- 1:37:11who am I gonna hurt if I don't get any customers in The only
- 1:37:13person I'm hurting is myself because I'm going. But I would I like like
- 1:37:15like like I would say like this. Let's say, let's say I you
- 1:37:18know how what a food runner is, right, I'm a food runner and
- 1:37:21I drop off food and that person asked me for ranch for their pizza.
- 1:37:27I just don't give not my table, not my problem. That just looks
- 1:37:31bad en us. That's a bad yelp your root for the manager. You
- 1:37:33didn't give me a good schedule, not my problem even better schedule. I
- 1:37:39guess that is true. Yeah, bro, you know I didn't really get
- 1:37:42fired, But you know what I did was I was really fucked up.
- 1:37:44There was. Yeah, she was a regular. She always sit by the
- 1:37:46bark top, cranky a little bit. You can tell maybe at least four
- 1:37:50five cans. She'd always show up by herself in the afternoon. And I
- 1:37:54usually never got her, just because I already knew and I worked. I
- 1:37:57worked at different sections and start as mental wal and everyone would be like,
- 1:38:00she's rude, she don't tip, Well, yeah, you kind of just
- 1:38:02serve her because and at the co and she started being mean to me and
- 1:38:06she asked me for de half coffee. She stayed up all night. Yeah,
- 1:38:14you get up all night? Remember why she didn't tip me? Well,
- 1:38:16yeah, I gave her fucking regular coffee. And not only that,
- 1:38:18I went to go tell everybody. I was like, that bitch has me
- 1:38:20for de half, and I Gregor and I greve a regular coffee. But
- 1:38:24what if she could have? Had management found out? And that they sound
- 1:38:28just like your bitch has well, you could have killed her. Well you
- 1:38:30shouldn't. Really, you shouldn't tip bad if you can die off of it.
- 1:38:33Didn't we didn't we talk about how much like caffeine could kill you.
- 1:38:38Yeah, I basically could have killed her. She could have been up.
- 1:38:40That's the thing I almost got written up like it was bad. I thought
- 1:38:43it was funny. I thought it was like the management. It was gonna
- 1:38:45go home. Yeah. I didn't expect management to find out, but I
- 1:38:48told. I told everybody in the restaurant. I was like, you know
- 1:38:50that bitch doesn't tip. Well, give that bitch caffeine coffy so she can
- 1:38:55go home and think about well her actions all day? Call you want to
- 1:39:00ask me for another cup? Here are two cups of caffeine full. And
- 1:39:04didn't leave me no tip. I didn't even feel bad to manage me,
- 1:39:06like, you don't do that. I if something happens, we can be
- 1:39:10liable. And I was like, you can't. Can't be liable for some
- 1:39:13dumb bit shrinking coffee? Yeah? Remember the McDonald's one that too hot?
- 1:39:21Yo? What up? Thank you for calling that? We don't supposed to
- 1:39:24see show? Who's this? I don't want to call fuck you. It
- 1:39:30sounds like all those lay mass securities that raise those lay mask fulls that can't
- 1:39:33catch shit. They don't catch nomot sneaking in. They don't catch the drugs
- 1:39:36that bring in y'all full suck. God, get a new job. Ro
- 1:39:40Romo's pull up on my birthday? You pull it up? What day is
- 1:39:47my birthday? What day is that? All right? You could pull up?
- 1:39:53Hopefully we have a couch by that. I said, yeah, you
- 1:39:57could pull up, hopefully we have a couch by that. Totally for sure.
- 1:40:02I'm gonna bring some jamison. All right, let's do it. Dog.
- 1:40:08You're ready, dude, I gotta ready here you guys, you're selling
- 1:40:10all far. Yeah I think it's I think it's where. Yeah, we
- 1:40:14are bad. But are you ready to you ready to watch all these fucking
- 1:40:16more costles go back to school? Already saw the first one. Appreciate the
- 1:40:20call rob robos, he's gone. You're ready to say? I said,
- 1:40:30are you ready for what? I watch? All these little more costles back
- 1:40:31to school pictures? I just saw the first one. Dog, just saw
- 1:40:34the first one. Dog. It's gonna be b whoo and all the rise
- 1:40:39while these little bastards are at school like, yeah, oh there's no one
- 1:40:44line for the popcorn, but gets a Disney Fuck y'all, I got it
- 1:40:47first. Who do you really see the difference? Fuck? Yeah I do.
- 1:40:51Bro, I love it. Bro. When kids are in school,
- 1:40:53I'm like, yeah, bitch, do that homework, a little bitch fucking
- 1:40:57take that time. I was like to join this Steve Park Yeah to myself,
- 1:41:01No no, not now that I think about Super Mario Lan here,
- 1:41:04I come picture with this with Mario and Luigi without having to wait an hour.
- 1:41:09Await, fuck you little foods now that I think about it, e
- 1:41:12zones. Right. The first week of school, every parent sends your kid
- 1:41:15like you kind of man, don't have to go. You know what I
- 1:41:19used to do the first the first day of school. I used to go
- 1:41:23to different classes because and just act like I didn't know that was my class.
- 1:41:26You're on the roll call, you don't know. I used to just
- 1:41:28go to my homies class and be like, I'm not on the roll call.
- 1:41:30No, you're not in this class. Okay, I want to just
- 1:41:33go to my class the second day, but I was just, what are
- 1:41:35you gonna do? Here's the syllabus. Yeah, y'all can hear some bullshit,
- 1:41:40or if your name's on the road call, I would just go somewhere
- 1:41:42else. I would always just suck around. By now I'm like, oh,
- 1:41:44I'm gonna go to pe all day long. Just kick it, Just
- 1:41:47kick it. The first first day it is all roll call, it's all
- 1:41:49syllabus, it's all garbage. You don't gotta go. You hear me,
- 1:41:55kids, you don't gotta go first day school? Yeah, you do,
- 1:41:57get your ass to school, learns some shit you ain't going to disneland more
- 1:42:00little fucking hating. It's enough you ruined it. You ruined your parents' days
- 1:42:04this summer. Enough times. Stop fucking crying. Go learn some fucking math
- 1:42:09and catch up to the fucking Asian kids. That's why they're fucking way better
- 1:42:12than all your kids out here, because your motherfuckers don't make them do math,
- 1:42:15and you're making them skip Mondays and Tuesdays when they're teaching them pre algebra
- 1:42:19over fucking ooky boogie nite. Wait till they fucking get some money and everybody
- 1:42:23afford it like an adult. Stop spoiling these fucking assholes and make them smart.
- 1:42:29Okay, you're already on the RAMT. How excited are you for the
- 1:42:30movies this week as well? Oh? Hell yeah, all I'm excited for
- 1:42:34everything. I might go to Lidz today and it's there's no kids that live,
- 1:42:40no, but ye like well yeah, but you know there's it's a
- 1:42:44city walking. Usually I have to wait and usually there's like there's like a
- 1:42:46bunch of people there. I don't get the shopping bees because everybody's bringing their
- 1:42:50fucking kid. Bro. Kids will fucking get their grammy hands on their hats,
- 1:42:54you know what I mean. They're in their their dad's trying to shop.
- 1:42:56Like, nah, bro, let me shopping beas I'm not gonna lie.
- 1:42:58I had I went to hard summer, so I did go to the
- 1:43:00mall. I went to back to school mall time. You're right everywhere,
- 1:43:08just so they could fuck that close up. I had to wait in line.
- 1:43:11I had to wait in line at pack Son for thirty minutes to buy
- 1:43:13a one T shirt dog Yeah they had a dope DK yeah food like straight
- 1:43:20up, like, I don't think there's anybody more excited than going back to
- 1:43:24school than be. It has nothing to do with me, But I'm like,
- 1:43:27I think you know those parents are happy. I'm waiting. You know
- 1:43:30those parents at least the first week. You're like, Yeah, I mean,
- 1:43:32I'm gonna love my kids. So I think I'm adventure. I'm like
- 1:43:35a fool hooter. Right now, he's cracking up a bottle of tequila.
- 1:43:38Finally, Like, I can go golfing in the middle of the day.
- 1:43:42Oh no, what need to do the the frisbee? Yeah, yeah,
- 1:43:45I can go frizee with Martin without kids. We gotta now, that's a
- 1:43:48good time to have him to an interview, Like we know the kids are
- 1:43:53in school with food. Bullshit? Is I can't use him as at his
- 1:43:56ques dog? I waited all summer. I waited also for them to go
- 1:44:00back to school. He's on how often I think you're just gonna send him?
- 1:44:04But I'd be different every so often. I would surprise when my kid
- 1:44:08would guess what today, We're not going to school, We're going to this
- 1:44:11land. Nope, fucking hater, bro, You're like, so I wouldn't
- 1:44:15be so excited to look at my kid in him be like for real,
- 1:44:17dad, Like yeah, I just made you do your homework because I wanted
- 1:44:20to just you be happy today and deb No, he's so happy to drop
- 1:44:25them off. If I don't, David, there has to be a line
- 1:44:29for dro You're gonna show him you got back from this land. You're gonna
- 1:44:33have all the fucking all the shit you do your homework. Yo, thank
- 1:44:41you for calling? Who's this? Yo? What up? Yo? What
- 1:44:45up? Who's this? Gree? Were you calling him for? Luis Chicago?
- 1:44:53What up? Luise from Chicago? What do you got for us this
- 1:44:56morning? You gotta shout out? What are you feeling? Good for?
- 1:44:58You gotta problem? What's the deal? I can't even talk shit? Dog
- 1:45:03boss at work? Hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Talking about
- 1:45:08it? Dog who has done like a straight bitch? Wrong, dude,
- 1:45:12got angryshhes? What happened? Dog? Get my soul? You're tripping about
- 1:45:16some parts that we're gonna dealership parts department? Oh damn, somebody stealing parts
- 1:45:21like I used told him? Dog? Yeah? Hell yeah? And what
- 1:45:27but hey? Uh? I like to shout out my girl too, she
- 1:45:30got one rolled up. I'm almost soft. Hell yeah, that sounds like
- 1:45:33a key for a dog. Yeah, bro, thank you so much.
- 1:45:41Please? Hey and straight up fuck your boss? Dog? Anybody tripping about
- 1:45:45parts like he don't got the fucking money to pay for these fucking parts.
- 1:45:48Fuck that food, dog like that ass, bro, like you should man,
- 1:45:51a matter of fact, just because he hit you up about the parts,
- 1:45:54you should be like, man, I'm gonna really start stealing parts,
- 1:45:59but don't. Don't to keep your job full. But yeah, yeah,
- 1:46:00but uh but yeah, hey, thank you for calling dog. He shout
- 1:46:03out to your lady too, like from from Luis over here? So what
- 1:46:08is it? Peace out? Thank you for calling? Yeah, bro,
- 1:46:11appreciate it. Yep, finally somebody said it. I just want to come
- 1:46:15up. He's like a funk that food. Imagine he's a fan too.
- 1:46:19Oh he's hearing it. That'd be crazy. Yeah, but yeah, but
- 1:46:25we want to thank everybody for tuning in today. Appreciate everybody for watching the
- 1:46:28podcast this morning. Thank you everybody for watching the pre show, and we
- 1:46:31hope you guys tune in tomorrow because we who we got exaber, We got
- 1:46:35soul tra hoo. The home, isn't it? Truhil truhilo? Yeah bad?
- 1:46:40I'm yeah. Spanish is my second language and I still can't get fucking
- 1:46:43Spanish, right, Yeah, Comedians, So Soul Trujillo will be coming out.
- 1:46:45He's a funny dude. Uh. He kind of has like a rolph
- 1:46:48he made kind of voice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's got the
- 1:46:51mullet going on. Yeah. So his name is his name on the wall
- 1:46:55too. Yeah, he just got passed and he just he just didn't I
- 1:46:58don't know if a comment central fire ever something, but he had a little
- 1:47:00he did something conversational. He's pretty dope. That's dope, man. Congrats.
- 1:47:03We're gonna go ahead and have him on the show tomorrow. Fucking let's
- 1:47:08take this last one, last car, and then we're done. Thank you
- 1:47:15for college that we don't spoke the same podcast. Who's this? Hey,
- 1:47:19what's up? There's mister Grimmace. What up, mister Grimmace? Where you
- 1:47:24call it from? Hey, I'm coming from over here something over here in
- 1:47:29Orange County. Hey, yeah, salute to the Orange something. Yeah.
- 1:47:32No, Hey, there's you guys do some funny ass motherfuckers. Hey,
- 1:47:35but yeah, it want good little a little rent. I just want to
- 1:47:39say I my job, you know, I just kind of pivoing me off.
- 1:47:43And they've been like they let other people, you know, they let
- 1:47:45a guy identify as a woman and switch it up like that. But then
- 1:47:49you know, I try to. I try to because I get by lingual
- 1:47:53pay. But then I'm trying to like switch it out, like you want
- 1:47:56to take away my by lingual pay because now they give me nothing but Spanish
- 1:48:00callers. I mean, you know, I'm down to help out and all
- 1:48:02that, but I also like, you know, the diversity. You know,
- 1:48:05I don't know if they just got me like like here you just take
- 1:48:08care about the Spanish workers, that that's screwed up. They won't let me
- 1:48:13identify as a as an English speaker, but you know, let other motherfuckers
- 1:48:16identify as a man or a woman or vice versa or south he yes,
- 1:48:20fuck them, you know what, dog, I agree, I agree,
- 1:48:24Grimmace. You know, I think you should. I think you should have
- 1:48:26that. You should ask for a raise and be like, hey, bro,
- 1:48:28you guys gotta be working over time. We're just handling nothing but fucking
- 1:48:30Spanish customers. If you want me to be heads of the head of the
- 1:48:32Spanish department, that fucking give me that whole position. Because as far as
- 1:48:36I know, by legal speaker, and I was supposed to handle a little
- 1:48:40bit of everything. You know what I'm saying, and it's not even the
- 1:48:42language barrier, as a pista or as a dad, as a fool that
- 1:48:45has a pista dad. These fools barely know how to use the phone.
- 1:48:46Dog. Yeah, that's when an app coma magal logging kick. Those are
- 1:48:51probably the most hardest, like most the knowing phone calls. My brother works
- 1:48:56for the government and like this one takes phone calls and I hear him like
- 1:48:59talking to people, and he the passible Spanish calls tools and like as this,
- 1:49:02he'd be like say, let me get kid. All Yeah, I
- 1:49:10mean someone may be stupid as fun all the more allies or more submissive,
- 1:49:15but at the same time, you know, good have diversity, not just
- 1:49:17like hey, you would you to take a here Mexican boy, you go
- 1:49:20take care of all the Spanish speakers, go get it, like nah,
- 1:49:24that's not cool, man. I agree that the guys that want to be
- 1:49:27girls certain two girls and then and then yeah, they'll be in the office
- 1:49:30fucking like what the funk was it? That pool? Just a man thir
- 1:49:32day guys Like what the fuck? Hey, that's the crazy world we're live
- 1:49:36in. But hey, thank you Grimmace, Like I agree, fuck that
- 1:49:41part about your job. Ask these foods to be make your old apartment if
- 1:49:44you're gonna be handling these Spanish calls. I agree. Likewise, Hey,
- 1:49:47shout out to the whole fucking the Cypress Hill fucking podcast. That shit got
- 1:49:51me on to this one too. Hey, both of ships are sucking.
- 1:49:54Thank you, hell yeah, Glass Hope, we appreciate your Grimmas request.
- 1:49:58Speak all right, So, like we were saying, thank you for tuning
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- 1:51:21like, I gotta I just want to rewatch him because I watched them like
- 1:51:25fifteen years ago and I want to see how I react to them now because
- 1:51:28those are crazy movies. I've been wining the review. Have you seen those?
- 1:51:32They're crazy movies. I also wanted to point out before we got office,
- 1:51:36you could call that number, but we're off air and leave voicemails through
- 1:51:40it. So I was just letting you know you guys can call them.
- 1:51:43We're not gonna answer it, but now leave a cool story and then we
- 1:51:45can play it. Yeah, so we can start off the show next next
- 1:51:47show. With that, we finally got the phone situation set up, gentlemen,
- 1:51:50so we'll see you guys tomorrow. Please out birds,