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- 0:00Speaker 1: Kutbooms.
- 0:02Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
- 0:05Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
- 0:09Speaker 2: of the old republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He
- 0:12Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the
- 0:15Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow to Clearinghouse of
- 0:19Speaker 2: hot takes, break free for something Special. The Fifth Hour
- 0:23Speaker 2: with Ben Maller starts right now.
- 0:29Speaker 1: In the air everywhere. The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben
- 0:34Speaker 1: Maller and Danny g Radio Happy Saturday. It's the last
- 0:39Speaker 1: Saturday before the conference championship games, which are tomorrow tomorrow,
- 0:43Speaker 1: the twenty fifth day of January, and we got you
- 0:48Speaker 1: covered now. Very rarely on this podcast, we'd like to
- 0:51Speaker 1: say rare and appropriate. Do we do sporty pod? We
- 0:54Speaker 1: normally don't do sporty pod. But one of the cool
- 0:57Speaker 1: things about this podcast is we both work on the
- 1:01Speaker 1: radio during the week and every once in a while
- 1:04Speaker 1: somebody tries to sneak Danny, somebody tries to sneak something
- 1:07Speaker 1: through the back door on the weekend, thinking that no
- 1:11Speaker 1: one's gonna pay attention, like I don't know the Dallas
- 1:15Speaker 1: Cowboys for example. Yeah, so I thought we would start
- 1:21Speaker 1: with that, and the news came down last night. I
- 1:26Speaker 1: don't I don't even know what time they announced it.
- 1:29Speaker 1: I started getting text messages. It was kind of late
- 1:33Speaker 1: in you know, here in California. So, I mean, the
- 1:36Speaker 1: Cowboys are in Dallas, They're a couple hours ahead of
- 1:38Speaker 1: where we are, so I'm not sure exactly when it
- 1:41Speaker 1: was announced. But the Dallas Cowboys, they've made a shoddy higher.
- 1:46Speaker 1: It's what they've made. Brian Schottenheimer has agreed to a deal.
- 1:51Speaker 1: He's gonna be the new Cowboy coach.
- 1:53Speaker 3: This is.
- 1:54Speaker 1: I know Jerry likes to be in control and all that,
- 1:57Speaker 1: and there were some stories this week that his kid,
- 2:01Speaker 1: Stephen Jones, is very cheap. He's a tightwad, a very
- 2:08Speaker 1: frugal person. Because that think about your Stephen Jones. You've
- 2:12Speaker 1: got no real talent, You've got no real skill. You're
- 2:16Speaker 1: just writing daddy's coattails. Right when Jerry kicks the bucket,
- 2:20Speaker 1: Steven's just going to use the Dallas Cowboys as an
- 2:22Speaker 1: ATM machine. You know, he needs petty cash, he'll just
- 2:25Speaker 1: use the Cowboys. So I understand from his perspective not
- 2:28Speaker 1: wanting to spend money, but man, what a buzzkill?
- 2:32Speaker 3: Right? What?
- 2:33Speaker 1: And Brian Schottenheimer, you gotta be joking. What in the world,
- 2:39Speaker 1: I mean, my god.
- 2:41Speaker 3: We're not a fan of these in house hirings.
- 2:45Speaker 1: Well, it's just it's so you're the Dallas pleeping cowboy.
- 2:48Speaker 1: Isn't this something like the Chicago Bears would do or Jacksonville?
- 2:53Speaker 3: Yeah, very much so. And I remember hearing the promo
- 2:57Speaker 3: play of you on the Overnight Show talking about how
- 3:01Speaker 3: Dion would have been the perfect partner for Dallas.
- 3:04Speaker 1: Oh, it would have been great. It would have been wonderful.
- 3:07Speaker 1: Obviously for us, we're selfish sports content. It would have
- 3:10Speaker 1: been amazing. This is just it's it's it's rice cakes,
- 3:15Speaker 1: is what it is. It's pasta without sauce. It's Oh,
- 3:19Speaker 1: it's so bad. It's tofu. The Cowboys could have had
- 3:24Speaker 1: a nice prime rib and they said we want the
- 3:27Speaker 1: tofu And I read somewhere I don't I don't remember
- 3:30Speaker 1: where I read this, but I was snooping around last night.
- 3:34Speaker 3: You know.
- 3:35Speaker 1: Friday night was one of those nights, Danny where I
- 3:38Speaker 1: was like, I kind of wish I like having a
- 3:41Speaker 1: little break, but I kind of wish we had the
- 3:42Speaker 1: radio show to rant about the Cowboys. I was Jones
- 3:45Speaker 1: and and then I was like, oh I can come
- 3:47Speaker 1: in here, you know, tomorrow morning and be able to rant.
- 3:50Speaker 1: So here we are.
- 3:51Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, and you were off the air when
- 3:53Speaker 3: the Pete Carroll news broke right.
- 3:55Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, Well we'll get to that. That's on
- 3:58Speaker 1: my big board. I know it is not a list,
- 4:02Speaker 1: not a list, but I read this. This blew my mind.
- 4:06Speaker 1: So Brian Schottenheimer first interviewed for a head coaching job
- 4:10Speaker 1: with the Miami Dolphins. With the Miami Dolphins, that was
- 4:15Speaker 1: after Nick Saban left following the twenty zh six season.
- 4:20Speaker 1: So if my math is Cort, that's almost twenty years
- 4:25Speaker 1: where Brian Schottenheimer was fussing around the NFL, going from
- 4:31Speaker 1: job to job to job to job, and now he finally,
- 4:36Speaker 1: after after all this time, is now an NFL head coach.
- 4:39Speaker 1: And he didn't even call the plays in It's very bizarre.
- 4:44Speaker 1: He was the offensive coordinator, he wasn't the play caller.
- 4:49Speaker 1: Mike McCarthy very hands on in Dallas. I cannot wait
- 4:55Speaker 1: till Monday. The Cowboys have scheduled a news conference for
- 4:59Speaker 1: Monday more eleven o'clock local time, noon in the East,
- 5:05Speaker 1: and that's nine am here in LA. But they're going
- 5:08Speaker 1: to formally introduce Brian Schottenheimer as the latest head coach
- 5:14Speaker 1: of the Dallas Cowboys. And if you want to see
- 5:17Speaker 1: bull shoy on display, wait until you hear Jerry Jones
- 5:20Speaker 1: get up there and sell. Sell. He will sell the
- 5:24Speaker 1: soap for Brian Schottenheimer. He'll put on his straw hat
- 5:30Speaker 1: and he will be Carnival Barker Jerry Jones. I can't
- 5:34Speaker 1: wait to see that. But man, what a what a
- 5:37Speaker 1: buzz kill, What a kick to your balls if you're
- 5:39Speaker 1: a Cowboy fan, because you're like, well, Jerry's gonna at
- 5:41Speaker 1: least go out and get a decent coach. This is.
- 5:47Speaker 3: It is this week of not just them wanting to
- 5:50Speaker 3: save money, but Jerry needing the control. And so that's
- 5:54Speaker 3: why he went with an in house guy.
- 5:56Speaker 1: Well there are well yeah, I mean that's I mean,
- 5:59Speaker 1: I think that's a fair and a quality point. But
- 6:01Speaker 1: there are levels to this, dandy, right, I mean, you
- 6:03Speaker 1: are going this is Dave Campbell, like is what this is?
- 6:08Speaker 1: If you remember years ago when they hired Dave Campo
- 6:11Speaker 1: and that was the only other Cowboy head coach to
- 6:15Speaker 1: be hired without experience as ahead. Now, listen, I don't.
- 6:19Speaker 1: I'm all for people getting opportunities and all that.
- 6:21Speaker 3: I just don't.
- 6:22Speaker 1: I never thought of the Cowboys as a starter job.
- 6:25Speaker 1: I never thought Jacksonville starter job, Chicago Bears starter job.
- 6:30Speaker 1: I'd never thought that Dallas Cowboys were a starter job.
- 6:34Speaker 1: So the Mallord report card on the Dallas Cowboys coaching,
- 6:38Speaker 1: they get an F. Cowboys malor report card in F
- 6:44Speaker 1: because you and I very rarely give f's, I very
- 6:47Speaker 1: really give fs. But this is an F. Like what
- 6:49Speaker 1: are you doing now? The Cowboys are behind the eight
- 6:52Speaker 1: ball anyway, because Dak Prescott, as long as he's there,
- 6:54Speaker 1: they're cooked. But the storyline that popped up this week
- 7:02Speaker 1: from from Dallas is that there's a I guess, a
- 7:05Speaker 1: weird power stoke. I don't know how Jerry Jones would
- 7:08Speaker 1: give any power up. He's he's going to ride this
- 7:11Speaker 1: thing until he goes to the convalescent home. And like Steven,
- 7:15Speaker 1: don't want to spend any money, and you know, Jerry wanted
- 7:17Speaker 1: to sign everybody, and so they made a compromise where
- 7:20Speaker 1: Jerry paid Dak Prescott, but nobody else really got paid.
- 7:24Speaker 1: So now you've got a quarterback that has a fatal flaw.
- 7:28Speaker 1: He's got a glitch in big games, and you've got
- 7:31Speaker 1: that going for you. And then on the other side,
- 7:35Speaker 1: you've got this roster who's a hodgepodge. They are not
- 7:40Speaker 1: not much there. So, my god, that is a four
- 7:44Speaker 1: year deal. He won't be there four years, No chance,
- 7:47Speaker 1: no chance. Man, he's been in the NFL. God, he's
- 7:52Speaker 1: been there. How many years? It's been probably twenty years.
- 7:55Speaker 1: He's fifty one now, maybe not yeah, probably over twenty
- 8:00Speaker 1: twenty now the story. I was getting some messages from
- 8:03Speaker 1: Cowboy fans last night and they were like, well, yeah,
- 8:06Speaker 1: he's not a great code, but he'll just be overseeing everything.
- 8:09Speaker 1: And Matt Eberflus. They're selling Matt Eberflus. This is how
- 8:14Speaker 1: bad the Cowboys are. They're selling well, they're gonna have
- 8:16Speaker 1: a great defense because Matt Eberflus is the defense of
- 8:19Speaker 1: forty eight. Okay, well damn do okay by your Cowboys
- 8:24Speaker 1: season tickets right now. Wow, everyone is pointing and laughing
- 8:29Speaker 1: at the Dallas Cowboys. And this is just validates all
- 8:33Speaker 1: the noise about Jerry Jones and the Cowboys. It substantiates
- 8:38Speaker 1: all the talk that they have no idea what they're doing.
- 8:42Speaker 1: But in Jerry's eyes, Danny, I'll bet you Jerry Jones
- 8:44Speaker 1: is like, man, this is great. You know, as long
- 8:47Speaker 1: as you talk about it, make sure you get you
- 8:49Speaker 1: pronounce my name the right way, everything is good.
- 8:52Speaker 3: Yeah, last night, around seven pm our time is when
- 8:55Speaker 3: this story broke and I pulled the comments back up
- 8:59Speaker 3: that I was can have from last night. First Cowboys
- 9:02Speaker 3: fan says JJ doing what JJ does best, that's taking
- 9:06Speaker 3: the money while making sure his team wins nothing. The
- 9:10Speaker 3: next Cowboy fan, Dave Campo, just rolled over in his grave.
- 9:17Speaker 3: Another puppet coach. Jerry Jones is one of the most
- 9:21Speaker 3: disappointing owners in modern sports, a complete failure as a GM,
- 9:25Speaker 3: and the only thing he's ever been all in on
- 9:27Speaker 3: is his ego. What is Shane It's tragic.
- 9:31Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's pretty wild. It's pretty wild, and you
- 9:36Speaker 1: know it'll it'll it's so bad. In many ways, it's
- 9:41Speaker 1: good and people have talked about Jerry Jones. I had
- 9:44Speaker 1: up one of my my buddies. We've talked about this
- 9:46Speaker 1: on previous episodes of The Overnight Show, that he's he's
- 9:50Speaker 1: a he's a he's a modern day When you think
- 9:55Speaker 1: of the greatest promoter, the greatest showman in American history
- 10:02Speaker 1: all time, just complete showmanship, arrogance, all of that. Going back,
- 10:10Speaker 1: you've got to go to P. T. Barnum. To me,
- 10:14Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, I know he went around
- 10:15Speaker 1: when I was alive, and you know I wasn't alive
- 10:17Speaker 1: when he was around. But from what I've read about P. T. Barnum,
- 10:22Speaker 1: he's the king. But Jerry Jones I'm trying to wrap
- 10:27Speaker 1: my head around. And as far as the the owner
- 10:30Speaker 1: of the count, he's like Jim Henson. You remember Jim Henson,
- 10:32Speaker 1: the guy that created the Muppets. It's like a puppet show.
- 10:36Speaker 1: It's it's an absolute puppet show with with with Jerry Jones.
- 10:41Speaker 1: But he'll get out there on Monday and he'll grand
- 10:44Speaker 1: stand around and he'll swanp and strut and he'll have
- 10:48Speaker 1: like I said, I'll have the straw hat. He'll have
- 10:50Speaker 1: the red and white striped shirt on or jacket, and
- 10:55Speaker 1: he'll be working his magic is what he's gonna do.
- 10:58Speaker 3: And by the way, ap Jim Henson, Jerry Jones outlived him.
- 11:03Speaker 3: Well there, you know, Yeah, Jim Henson died years ago pneumonia.
- 11:08Speaker 1: Oh well, that's what he said.
- 11:09Speaker 3: I don't know if that was Yeah, he died too young.
- 11:11Speaker 3: That was.
- 11:12Speaker 1: That was the time they covered some stuff up on that.
- 11:16Speaker 1: Now Dave, Dave Campbell still alive? You think, what do
- 11:19Speaker 1: you think? Dave Campo still alive, by the way.
- 11:21Speaker 3: Still he is. Why did that person say was rolling
- 11:23Speaker 3: in his grave.
- 11:24Speaker 1: For comedic reasons? Did Campbo seven years old?
- 11:29Speaker 3: Whoa?
- 11:30Speaker 1: Yeah? And his last job was a consultant for a
- 11:35Speaker 1: USC and one of those no show jobs. But yeah,
- 11:38Speaker 1: Dave Campbell is still still around, one of the great
- 11:41Speaker 1: Dallas cowboys. But what an ear that was. They went
- 11:45Speaker 1: from chan Gaily to Dave Campbo and now they've got
- 11:50Speaker 1: Ryan Schottenheimer and somewhere Mike McCarthy's laughing while eating a
- 11:56Speaker 1: bowl of pasta fetichini Alfredo. He's laughing. Yeah, And I
- 12:02Speaker 1: don't want to I don't.
- 12:03Speaker 3: You gave an f ESPN and gave this a C.
- 12:07Speaker 1: Well, no, no, A C is when you don't you
- 12:11Speaker 1: don't really know what you're getting. Brian. I remember when
- 12:13Speaker 1: Brian Schottneimer was the offensive coordinator for the Jets and
- 12:18Speaker 1: we used to lampoon him this is back when they
- 12:20Speaker 1: had like Mark Sanchez, and they had really good defenses
- 12:24Speaker 1: with Rex Ryan, and the offense was incompetent. And I'm
- 12:28Speaker 1: trying to go back. I went through my notes and
- 12:30Speaker 1: I couldn't. My notes don't go back that far. I
- 12:32Speaker 1: didn't save that stuff because I'm not a total loser.
- 12:35Speaker 1: But I remember there was several controversies when he was
- 12:39Speaker 1: with the Jets, and even in Seattle, I recall there
- 12:43Speaker 1: were some some issues there. So hey, listen, it's an
- 12:47Speaker 1: f because you were flirting with Dion Sanders all of
- 12:51Speaker 1: that RAS mctaz and everything, and then you go and
- 12:55Speaker 1: bring in this guy. I mean, just a cup of
- 13:00Speaker 1: room temperature lukewarm water. That's it's lukewarm.
- 13:05Speaker 3: That is Yeah. But Ben Schottenheimer dazzled Steven Jones and
- 13:10Speaker 3: Vice president of player Personnel Will McLay after he met
- 13:14Speaker 3: with them, and he has a strong relationship with quarterback
- 13:18Speaker 3: Dak Prescott and has connected well with people inside the organization.
- 13:23Speaker 3: This according to ESPN.
- 13:25Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's a perfect nickname shoddy because this is
- 13:28Speaker 1: a shoddy higher by the Dallas Cowboys. But hey, now
- 13:32Speaker 1: maybe people will go back and play this podcast ten
- 13:35Speaker 1: years from now when the Cowboys have won seven Super
- 13:37Speaker 1: Bowls and all that, and can you believe how wrong
- 13:40Speaker 1: that was these two idiots on the podcast. Well, that's fine.
- 13:44Speaker 1: We do the show right now, right, Danny, We do
- 13:46Speaker 1: the show today. It's the twenty fifth of January, Saturday,
- 13:49Speaker 1: and as of this morning, as of early in the
- 13:53Speaker 1: morning here, way too early to be up, by the way,
- 13:57Speaker 1: I am thumbs down. Now do you what are you
- 14:01Speaker 1: given on the Danny G report card?
- 14:05Speaker 3: I guess I would give it a C minus. Oh
- 14:08Speaker 3: I a.
- 14:10Speaker 1: Man boo that man?
- 14:12Speaker 3: Well he because here's the caveat. I don't know what
- 14:15Speaker 3: he's going to do as far as his staff goes.
- 14:17Speaker 3: That's going to play a big role in this, because honestly,
- 14:21Speaker 3: look at the head coaches around the league, they really
- 14:24Speaker 3: are as good as their quarterback and their OC and
- 14:27Speaker 3: their DC. I want to see who he puts on
- 14:29Speaker 3: his staff.
- 14:31Speaker 1: Well, I've already made my mind up, and he's the
- 14:34Speaker 1: Netpo coach. Remember we used to goof on Lebron's kid
- 14:36Speaker 1: for being the net Bo baby. Well, this is the
- 14:39Speaker 1: Nepo baby of coaching. And I know there's a ton
- 14:42Speaker 1: of them, right I understand. I mean your dad, and
- 14:44Speaker 1: Marty Schottenheimer. God, I mean, I'm so old. I interviewed
- 14:47Speaker 1: Schottenheimer several times, but many many teams he coached coming
- 14:50Speaker 1: in to play the Chargers in San Diego. He actually
- 14:52Speaker 1: coached the Chargers in San Diego too. But you know,
- 14:56Speaker 1: the NFL is a multi billion dollar business where the
- 15:01Speaker 1: easiest way to get in is your dad coach in
- 15:05Speaker 1: the NFL. Your grandfather, Sean McVay, Shanahan, most of these guys.
- 15:10Speaker 3: Howard Stearn's dad was in radio.
- 15:13Speaker 1: Yeah, as I point out, Danny, my connection my dad
- 15:17Speaker 1: was in Ham radio. Fortunately not commercial radio. But if
- 15:21Speaker 1: you had been in commercial radio, I might you know,
- 15:23Speaker 1: I'd be doing like a morning show somewhere or something
- 15:25Speaker 1: like that.
- 15:26Speaker 3: But hey, listen, my dad made license plates.
- 15:30Speaker 1: Your dad was was very good at making small rocks
- 15:33Speaker 1: or big rock small rocks. Right to do that. And
- 15:37Speaker 1: now we get don't bear the lead, my man, don't
- 15:41Speaker 1: bear the lead. We get to the Hila monster in
- 15:45Speaker 1: the room. A greatness of the radis Danny. I know
- 15:57Speaker 1: that you've had some time now to says Pete Carroll,
- 16:04Speaker 1: You're gonna become the oldest head coach in NFL history.
- 16:09Speaker 1: Next season. He's gonna turn seventy four years young. Your
- 16:14Speaker 1: opening thought, Danny, on you as a lifelong Raider fan,
- 16:19Speaker 1: someone that if you we cut you open, black and
- 16:23Speaker 1: silver or silver and black will fall out of you,
- 16:27Speaker 1: which is probably not good. You might want to see
- 16:28Speaker 1: a doctor. But this is your squad, Danny, this is
- 16:32Speaker 1: your coach. Pete Carroll. Doesn't he seem like the antithesis
- 16:35Speaker 1: of the tough, hard ass raider, the old school raider.
- 16:41Speaker 2: You know.
- 16:41Speaker 3: I like his sort of leadership. I know a lot
- 16:45Speaker 3: of it is raw, raw, but he also has been
- 16:51Speaker 3: a winning coach. He's also had a bad defense there
- 16:54Speaker 3: at the end of his run in Seattle. So I'm
- 16:57Speaker 3: interested to see if they can extend and give a
- 17:00Speaker 3: bigger deal to Patrick Graham and keep him in place
- 17:03Speaker 3: as their defensive coordinator. Very very interested to see who
- 17:06Speaker 3: he brings in as his OC. As far as the
- 17:10Speaker 3: Raiders needing like a glue guy, a guy that brings
- 17:14Speaker 3: the organization, the squad together. This could be a sneaky
- 17:18Speaker 3: good hire. At first, I was like, because of the age,
- 17:23Speaker 3: you know, Ben, I'll take it from Rob g who
- 17:26Speaker 3: was arguing with Rob Parker on the air Friday afternoon
- 17:29Speaker 3: Friday evening, and I was laughing because your buddy Rob
- 17:34Speaker 3: Parker was saying the Raiders were just going for a
- 17:37Speaker 3: big name. This guy's oldest dirt is he gonna coach
- 17:42Speaker 3: from a wheelchair?
- 17:44Speaker 1: Wow?
- 17:45Speaker 3: All this agism all over the Odd Couple show. Rob
- 17:49Speaker 3: g got on his mic and said, mister Parker, if
- 17:53Speaker 3: we couldn't give people jobs because of their age, you
- 17:56Speaker 3: would have been off this network and off TV back
- 17:59Speaker 3: in two thousand and six.
- 18:00Speaker 1: Whoa shots by it?
- 18:04Speaker 3: Yeah, he said he would have been aged out of
- 18:06Speaker 3: the media business a while ago. Yeah, so I don't know. Hey,
- 18:11Speaker 3: I'll kick it to you. What do you think about
- 18:13Speaker 3: the age? You think it's gonna take a year or
- 18:16Speaker 3: two to get this thing built up? And then at
- 18:19Speaker 3: that point he's a little too old or his age
- 18:22Speaker 3: really just a number because the guy's so damn healthy.
- 18:26Speaker 1: Yeah. So, I'm not one of those guys every time
- 18:29Speaker 1: you hire a coach you're like, well, we're gonna end
- 18:31Speaker 1: up this guy's gonna be the next the coach for
- 18:32Speaker 1: the next ten years. I'm not that guy, right, And
- 18:36Speaker 1: the Raiders all they do is change coaches, right, It's
- 18:41Speaker 1: non stop with the coaching change. So my philosophy. I've
- 18:45Speaker 1: evolved my philosophy over the years when it comes to
- 18:47Speaker 1: hiring coaches. Right, it's like Huey Lewis and the News,
- 18:52Speaker 1: We're not here for a long time, We're here for
- 18:54Speaker 1: a good time. And and I actually think that Pete Carroll,
- 18:58Speaker 1: it's not an outrageous take. He knows what he's doing.
- 19:00Speaker 1: And if I'm not mistaken, he's five years younger than
- 19:04Speaker 1: the President of the United States, the Honorable Donald Trump,
- 19:08Speaker 1: who's in the White House, and so he's not even
- 19:10Speaker 1: as old as the President, So that you got me's close.
- 19:13Speaker 1: But and I was texting some people when I found
- 19:17Speaker 1: out about that. I actually found out that this was
- 19:19Speaker 1: likely going to happen. And the sense I got was
- 19:23Speaker 1: that the main reason Pete Carroll was hired the Raiders
- 19:26Speaker 1: and you know this, Danny, the late game situations were atrocious.
- 19:35Speaker 1: And as much as I you know, I loved Antonio
- 19:38Speaker 1: Pierce for many reasons, and I wanted to see that workout.
- 19:43Speaker 3: He was his consultants, Marvin Lewis and what's his face,
- 19:47Speaker 3: formerly of the Giants, Yeah, yeah, what's his name. I
- 19:51Speaker 3: emptied him out of my brain because those guys suck.
- 19:54Speaker 3: If you're the consultants and you're walking around the sidelines
- 19:57Speaker 3: or you're up in one of the boots, why aren't
- 19:59Speaker 3: you hell being Antonio Pierce with clock management. There's all
- 20:03Speaker 3: these damn cooks in the kitchen and none of them
- 20:06Speaker 3: could make toast.
- 20:08Speaker 1: Yeah, well they made toast and it was burd toast
- 20:10Speaker 1: is what they made. And you know the thing about
- 20:14Speaker 1: it with the uh, the Raiders, Pete Carroll, that is
- 20:18Speaker 1: one of his claims the fame that he's got a
- 20:22Speaker 1: great record and they don't they don't screw things up
- 20:26Speaker 1: in terms of when to call time out game management situations.
- 20:30Speaker 1: He will spoon feed who he asked to spoon feed
- 20:35Speaker 1: and that is his biggest priority as a coach. So
- 20:37Speaker 1: from that standpoint, okay, so on the malor report card,
- 20:43Speaker 1: I'm actually gonna give this a B a B minus
- 20:46Speaker 1: on the mal report card because.
- 20:48Speaker 3: No, stick to your b. That sounded better. Uh well, no,
- 20:52Speaker 3: be mine, which is, by the way, it was Tom Coughlin.
- 20:54Speaker 1: Yeah, Tom Coughlin, Thank you, Tom, emphasis on cough Yeah no,
- 21:01Speaker 1: but I listen, Carol will do very well. Plus as
- 21:05Speaker 1: an added bonus back at Packed ten media day at
- 21:09Speaker 1: the believe it was the Marriott Hotel near Lax. He
- 21:13Speaker 1: blew me off at a hotel near Lax. Pete Carroll
- 21:18Speaker 1: used the malor iPhone to call in to at that time.
- 21:24Speaker 1: I think it was like AM eleven fifty, which was
- 21:27Speaker 1: the sports station in la and he was coaching at USC.
- 21:32Speaker 1: So there was a bond that we had, me and
- 21:34Speaker 1: Pete Carroll. And this is also validation, Danny, that it's
- 21:41Speaker 1: validation that Pete Carroll was even though they said he
- 21:44Speaker 1: just left on his own. He was fired by the
- 21:46Speaker 1: seattlec They claimed he was retirement and all that because
- 21:49Speaker 1: he's winning his coach in franchise history. But they got
- 21:54Speaker 1: rid of him.
- 21:55Speaker 3: Yeah, they thought after they pushed after they pushed him out,
- 21:58Speaker 3: he wanted to try to get back in.
- 22:00Speaker 1: Remember, Oh yeah, no, no, for sure, I mean he
- 22:02Speaker 1: wanted he want to back and hey, good for him.
- 22:05Speaker 1: And the other thing about this, how many stories did
- 22:09Speaker 1: we we hear over the last couple of months. Well,
- 22:13Speaker 1: it's gonna be a lot different now Tom Brady's there
- 22:16Speaker 1: and he's going to go in there and they're gonna
- 22:18Speaker 1: change everything. And so Tom tom Brady was a he's
- 22:22Speaker 1: a big owner of the Raiders. Here's some constructive criticism.
- 22:26Speaker 1: He hired one of his old college teammates to be
- 22:29Speaker 1: the GM and UH and and then I assume he
- 22:33Speaker 1: recommended Pete Carroll, someone he coached against, who, to me,
- 22:39Speaker 1: is the kind of guy that if Tom Brady hadn't
- 22:41Speaker 1: even been involved, that's the kind of guy that I
- 22:44Speaker 1: think Mark Davis might have hired, Right, I don't. I
- 22:47Speaker 1: don't think it's outrageous to think that if Brady had
- 22:51Speaker 1: just been golfing somewhere in Florida, that Mark Davis might
- 22:56Speaker 1: have just said, all right, we'll hire this guy. Because
- 23:00Speaker 1: we've both been around Pete Carroll and he is a
- 23:04Speaker 1: he is a sweetheart of a guy. Right, he can
- 23:06Speaker 1: talk your ear off, he's he's just got that different gab.
- 23:10Speaker 1: He's got that Fengali effect as and so.
- 23:14Speaker 3: But what with Mark Davis, you never know, he could
- 23:18Speaker 3: have very well promoted Patrick Graham, who's been interviewing elsewhere
- 23:22Speaker 3: for head coaching gigs. He could have pulled a move
- 23:25Speaker 3: like that. He could have pulled a Jerry Jones type move.
- 23:29Speaker 1: Well, they they hired Pierce who was the interim guy.
- 23:32Speaker 1: And but I think they did that because remember they
- 23:36Speaker 1: didn't hire rich Pasakia Pasaca. Yeah.
- 23:41Speaker 3: Remember people, So you think Mark Davis would have overcorrected
- 23:45Speaker 3: by getting the most experienced guy out there like Pete Carroll.
- 23:50Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and plug again Pete, I cannot. I have
- 23:54Speaker 1: nothing baddest about Pete's a bit of a bullshit artist,
- 23:57Speaker 1: but other than that, he's charismatic and he's just he's
- 24:01Speaker 1: a likable, approachable guy. And he has started to me
- 24:07Speaker 1: look a little older. But he's in his seventies, for
- 24:09Speaker 1: God's sakes, but he's still crazy. He's still got more energy.
- 24:11Speaker 1: I mean, these guys, maybe we all be when we're
- 24:14Speaker 1: getting older, Danny, you know, when we get to that point,
- 24:17Speaker 1: may we be like Donald Trump and Pete Carroll? Yeah,
- 24:20Speaker 1: and not Joe Biden when it comes to moving around,
- 24:23Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about.
- 24:24Speaker 3: Yeah, And he's a very competitive guy. When he was
- 24:28Speaker 3: pacing the sidelines for the Seahawks, I always felt like
- 24:31Speaker 3: they could get back into games. Like you said, he
- 24:34Speaker 3: was great at managing the end of games, and that
- 24:37Speaker 3: is something that Raider Nation is gonna love here. I
- 24:41Speaker 3: do hope that they get a modern offense in place
- 24:44Speaker 3: with a really good OC. We'll see what happens with
- 24:47Speaker 3: that other thing. I would add, Ben, for all the
- 24:50Speaker 3: critics who say, and this is another thing that Kelvin
- 24:54Speaker 3: and your boy Parker were going off about, they don't
- 24:58Speaker 3: have a cornerback. The Morning Show with Jonas Knox, they
- 25:02Speaker 3: were doing the same thing. They don't even have a quarterback.
- 25:06Speaker 3: So do you think that that's gonna be the case
- 25:08Speaker 3: when next season starts.
- 25:10Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure they're not gonna play ten on eleven
- 25:13Speaker 1: that they will. Someone will be playing quarterback for the
- 25:15Speaker 1: r right.
- 25:16Speaker 3: And it's not gonna be the backup eight and O'Connell.
- 25:19Speaker 3: The Raiders. Right now, as things sit, ninety three million
- 25:23Speaker 3: dollars of cap space, and that is the second most
- 25:29Speaker 3: in the NFL right now, and that number is gonna
- 25:31Speaker 3: get bigger once other roster moves are made this offseason.
- 25:35Speaker 1: Now, Danny, you know how I feel about the salary
- 25:37Speaker 1: cap eyes me nuts, drives me insane.
- 25:40Speaker 3: But what I'm saying is, you can go get yourself
- 25:43Speaker 3: a quarterback, either at number six in the draft, or
- 25:46Speaker 3: you could buy yourself a quarterback, or you could do
- 25:48Speaker 3: both and get a bridge guy and let a youngster
- 25:51Speaker 3: sit for a season behind your bridge QB. So something
- 25:55Speaker 3: is going to be done. I understand what you're saying
- 25:58Speaker 3: about Brady's influence with the coach, but we're really gonna
- 26:01Speaker 3: see if Brady has real influence here with the quarterback situation.
- 26:06Speaker 1: Well, and that's that's a sophie's choice. All right, you
- 26:10Speaker 1: make the call, Danny G. I'm gonna put you on
- 26:14Speaker 1: the hot seat. Are you ready, Danny G? All right,
- 26:17Speaker 1: toss up question. You are the general manager le Raiders.
- 26:21Speaker 1: You have two options good quarterback. You can either sign
- 26:26Speaker 1: Russell Wilson, who's Pete Carroll's puppet, a free agent available,
- 26:31Speaker 1: Russ you know, bring Russ in mister unlimited, or Sam Donald.
- 26:36Speaker 1: Those are your options.
- 26:37Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not touching Russell Wilson.
- 26:40Speaker 1: So you'd go Sam Donald.
- 26:41Speaker 3: Really, I would go Sam darn my god, don't I
- 26:44Speaker 3: would go Sam Donald. Well, here's the here's the contingency plan.
- 26:49Speaker 3: I'd go Sam Donald with some of that money, which
- 26:51Speaker 3: you don't care. It's not our money. We always talk
- 26:53Speaker 3: about that. End it first round at number six. If
- 26:58Speaker 3: you're not going to get Shador Sanders, go ahead and
- 27:01Speaker 3: get Ashton Genty so that you have one of the
- 27:04Speaker 3: best running backs all of the sudden because they lost
- 27:06Speaker 3: Josh Jacobs and that hurt them tremendously this past season.
- 27:11Speaker 3: Get yourself a cash cow at running back, and then
- 27:14Speaker 3: in the second round you draft old miss star Jackson
- 27:18Speaker 3: Dart who needs probably a season to sit behind a
- 27:21Speaker 3: veteran once he joins an NFL team. That's the way
- 27:25Speaker 3: I would roll.
- 27:26Speaker 1: Yeah, well, Pete seventy gonna be seventy four, I don't think.
- 27:30Speaker 3: But hey, you could win, just like the Vikings proved
- 27:33Speaker 3: you could win with Sam Darnold right now.
- 27:35Speaker 1: Well, you can't in that Yeah, I mean in that division.
- 27:40Speaker 1: People said it was a good division. They didn't win
- 27:41Speaker 1: a game in the playoffs, did they. I don't think
- 27:43Speaker 1: anyone in that division won a game. Green Bay lost
- 27:46Speaker 1: to Philadelphia, Vikings lost the Rams, and the Lions lost
- 27:50Speaker 1: to the to the Command. But yeah, you know, one
- 27:53Speaker 1: a bunch of games here in the regular season.
- 27:54Speaker 3: So well, I think they're going to add another wide receiver,
- 27:58Speaker 3: give Jacobe Meyers some more money, a new contract. You
- 28:02Speaker 3: got Brock Bauers, you got weapons, beef up that Max
- 28:06Speaker 3: Crosby led defense. You get a healthy Christian Wilkins back
- 28:10Speaker 3: in the middle. They got some parts to work with
- 28:13Speaker 3: the problem is going to be depth. That's been the
- 28:16Speaker 3: problem for their team for years now. Once the starters
- 28:19Speaker 3: go down injured, they're sunk because their backups would be
- 28:23Speaker 3: third or fourth stringers on other good teams.
- 28:27Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, we have done a solid sporty podcast, and
- 28:33Speaker 1: I mean, this is amazing. We're doing sporty pod on
- 28:37Speaker 1: the weekend here. But we I'm glad we have another
- 28:40Speaker 1: story that got completely buried since we're doing all sporty
- 28:43Speaker 1: all the time. Is Bobby Slowick, who was the Flavor
- 28:49Speaker 1: of the Month last year. He's the Texans offensive coordinatord Day. Yeah,
- 28:53Speaker 1: well not anymore. He was excommunicated from the Houston Texans
- 28:59Speaker 1: as Friday was Take Out the Trash Day in the NFL.
- 29:03Speaker 1: You had you announced things that you know are not
- 29:06Speaker 1: going to be that popular on Friday because most people
- 29:09Speaker 1: don't pay that much attention on Friday night, Saturday and Sunday,
- 29:15Speaker 1: and then they, you know, because they're doing other things.
- 29:17Speaker 1: But Bobby Slowick was boy wondered. This is the I
- 29:21Speaker 1: says year. Every every season there's a hot shot coordinator
- 29:25Speaker 1: or two, and most of them flame out. Most of
- 29:29Speaker 1: them flame out, and Bobby Slowick has been let go
- 29:32Speaker 1: by the Texans and he was interviewing for head coaching
- 29:37Speaker 1: jobs and now he's looking for a job, so maybe
- 29:40Speaker 1: he'll be the Raiders offensive coordinator. Dan he come to
- 29:43Speaker 1: join Pete Carroll with.
- 29:44Speaker 3: A raid, I wouldn't be mad at that. Well, I
- 29:47Speaker 3: mean a lot of stuff happened to the Texans, as
- 29:50Speaker 3: you know this past season. They lost Stefan Diggs, there
- 29:53Speaker 3: were a lot of injuries to that offense. They still
- 29:56Speaker 3: were decent. There must have been some internal problems, but
- 30:00Speaker 3: I think he's a good oc.
- 30:03Speaker 1: Nah Diamond dozen diamond, doesn't I don't know.
- 30:06Speaker 3: That better than Shot Nimer.
- 30:09Speaker 1: Why don't we Why don't we put the ball on this?
- 30:12Speaker 1: How about that day?
- 30:13Speaker 3: I mean that was uh, that was great man. You
- 30:16Speaker 3: missed these stories on your overnight because of when they broke. Yeah,
- 30:21Speaker 3: well you were able to handle it on the award
- 30:23Speaker 3: winning Fifth Hour podcast.
- 30:25Speaker 1: That's right, and you Danny Bingley, the Raider insider on
- 30:30Speaker 1: the Pulse of the Silver and Black, gave us that perspective.
- 30:33Speaker 1: So anyway, we will have a longated Sunday. We have
- 30:36Speaker 1: the mail bag. I know we have some stories we
- 30:38Speaker 1: wanted to share with the class. So we'll get to
- 30:40Speaker 1: all that, and we'll talk to you tomorrow.
- 30:43Speaker 3: Asta pasta, my Felicia