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Episode 317: There's Hoes in the Water · Not That Serious

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  I mean I did make a bunch. Yeah, I saw that made Because
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  if I don't, president will never of course I started that olook because I
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  do it. I know, because I do it. Yeah, it's called
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  self awareness. Keenan, thank you. He is a one of the biggest
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  culprits. Okay he is. I acknowledge that I have no problem acknowledging my
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  faults. Hi, everybody, it's not that serious podcast. Hello, how
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  do you do uh? It is also known as the greatest podcast in the
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  world. I have to be one of your hosts. Michael Elsie, Keenan's
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  in the building, Lama, Ka, doctor Waffle. Hi. Yes,
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  Also, if your eyes don't work, we have ladies here. Introduce yourself.
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  Lady, Hi, my name is Kahena. If you've listened to this
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  show, I'm not really new, but maybe new to this crowd. Then
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  do you want to be shouted out? All right? We have another mysterious
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  person. Looks like only is here, the only lady here. No other
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  people the loane over in the room. Yep. I was gonna say chromosomes,
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  but I'm not sure which ones they got all the okay, right right,
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  right? Nice, there you go. Cease was born a woman.
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  She her horse, she got her horse her, she's not I don't know
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  how to get down where she's from. Maybe she might be, but it's
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  her. It's her business if she's her horse. But I'm not going to
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  cast that judgment on her. Yeah, put that in your bios horse her
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  horse. That's like it'd be my name tag when I go to everyday people,
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  her horse. You've never been to an everyday people? What then is
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  that? You're like DJing? What is an every day people? What's that?
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  Everyday people? Is like a day party? Yeah, it's one of
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  those Okay, like you don't my brain and any day, Brian day.
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  It's like there's no to be honest, it shouldn't be day that stops you.
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  Should be the party that stops you. Never day or night. Got
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  to do some ship in the days. Yeah. Party. Yeah, that's
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  probably the only party that could get me. If you could get me,
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  it'd be a day party. If you get me home up by nine o'clock,
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  it's perfect, perfect nine, that's perfect you can get you know.
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  No, the thats still is brunch. When we're at the house by four,
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  you're done and you're lit up by four. He's not even waiting till
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  Nick at Night comes on. In that first episode of King of the Hill,
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  I'm like Simpsons episode I never watched George only catch that in the beginning
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  credits when I wake up the peak and I'm like, what's this Mexican ship?
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  He's like Laughlin commercial. If you can have all the times I've seen,
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  Yeah, those fucking Sam McLoughlin commercials in a holy fake holy water commercials
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  seven nd since the day, motherfucker it was crazy. Stayed up for the
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  girls going wild. I stayed up for those. Ah shout out to the
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  real niggas that shake the same juice. Man, they've been trapping for years.
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  I don't know if it's gets to them, but I hope it did.
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  It'd be a little solt, little small kid with leukemi and and thirty
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  seconds later, big old cos titties in the kids here got the same kind
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  of hair on the ship. Sometimes the titty has more. Sometimes the titty
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  got more hair. Yeah, sometimes it does. Yeah, the areas be
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  having more heads than the Huh, everybody can get how everybody's weak. But
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  yeah, so we hat for keeping us on. Yeah, how was your
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  week? Oh? My week was actually fantastic. Uh, I don't know
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  how I'm trying to think. I went to work. Mm hmm. What
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  was the most recent thing you favorite in on TikTok Give me a second.
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  Oh my god, cousin, you know me on TikTok, I hand out
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  favorites like nothing, I really do what you like. I'm very I'm not
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  I'm going through the comment section. I'd be like like like like I'm in
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  the comment sections. Aligns with my level of hateration, like oh my god,
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  thank god, Like on Accord, surely we didn't have anything nice to
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  say here. Okay, great, that's my favorite. Okay. The last
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  thing I favored it was these dudes re enacting that scene in the Boondocks where
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  Tognificent was like, Yo, this shit don't work out. We running the
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  niggas houses nigga. It was a group of niggas in you know regular standard
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  thats you hood niggas. There was one nigga that clearly has been to the
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  army, because you know how niggas that go to the army be as soon
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  as they come back, they want to walk around and they full garb everywhere.
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  Was a clerk nigga. He wasn't in Iraq, nigga, Calm down,
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  that shit is clean. This you didn't even watch it whatever, But
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  they was walking around the got ship and it's like, yeah, I mean
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  I do wind these niggas flipping fro burgers all that ship, nigga. And
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  the catch is like when you go away from the hood and you try to
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  show your friends it's a better way. I'm like that better way. Yeah.
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  So that was probably the most recent thing mine was I like something.
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  It was some DJ mix, but before that, it was a dog singing.
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  Oh my god, dog singing? What alright? That dog was like
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  that dog was no sneaking and singing real quick. Since we're talking about internet
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  video, y'all seen that video of that old white man doing pretty Ricky was
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  like that ship for a whole week. We like he fucking slid on that
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  ship. Bro the crown. I'm like, oh, we got been singing
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  that one little we ain't gotta and she was good, Mike. Since you
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  on TikTok a lot, right, yes, sir, yes, you've seen
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  the girl that did the splits from like the Toyota dealership and she got like
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  really famous off of it. What she did. The splits and then like
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  it got popular. I'm familiar with the source material. I didn't know she
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  got blew up from. They blew up because they because all of them been
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  doing it because it was I know, it was a lot of people doing
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  from that one dealership in Houston centce you Houston Nissan, but the one there's
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  the one she did the splits and it got really popular and like all the
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  other dealership has been doing this. They all do the same type of content.
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  But she apparently because then the algorithm comes up, she got fired.
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  Damn she got fired because I guess she had an only fans account and they
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  deleted their whole They yes, this is getting ridiculous. People took it.
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  I really don't think people should be getting fired from. She didn't specify why
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  she got fired, but that's that's like one of the reasons. That's one
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  of the reasons people in the comments, in the comments at a car dealership,
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  man, like, if you want to say, like you're a teacher,
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  all right, we can have that conversation. I don't even think,
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  I mean, there's a paywall behind my inappropriate com Yeah, but soon or
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  later that's going to end up on Twitter. Don't mean how many only fans
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  people? What's wrong with the Internet, because it's like, yo, why
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  are we bringing people ship from platform to platform? This is not the place.
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  Also, if my ship has a paywall behind it, well you got
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  to market it. How people gonna know was behind the paywall? Market on
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  Twitter? First, you don't have to know. You don't like if you
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  can just find your ship, you really just don't know. You can just
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  find people only fans, of course, but you don't have to do anything.
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  But you ain't finding your neighbor on only keen point found somebody that I've
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  known. Everybody has only fans and fans on hold on, go ahead,
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  MJ real quick, me and Keenan. What we talked about before is a
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  lot of people have only fans. That's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
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  What did you say, Kena, I found somebody that I know and
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  realize I only fans. It wasn't through their Twitter, it was literally maybe
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  through the same means you might have. I just wanted to see what the
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  interface was given. But I mean, like everything is based off of especially
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  with websites, your local data. If they find something within the radius,
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  you will get served it it's the same. It's like hinge. Like the
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  point is the surview. Things that might be attainable should make you spend that
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  money for the illusion. Absolutely, they're not gonna show me some nigga from
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  fucking Calabasas. They might show me a nigga from me soarnge though maybe that's
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  attainable, that's within. They might show me a niggah WANs a gain who
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  knows, you know, it's local. They might. You never know,
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  You never know who's gonna pop up on that algae. But I also think
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  she was bringing in a lot of customers because she was bringing a lot of
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  attention because of the they got you nigga's mad that a woman is making money
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  more. But the fact that they deleted they deleted there, like the whole
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  dealership. Yeah wow, Probably that kind of come from you know it probably
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  well, if I could, if I could kind of maybe see from their
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  side, they probably brought it up. Probably a bunch of niggas just coming
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  just to see her, and that that's what happened. You just crying,
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  people were stitching it and then monkeys just coming in. I want to see
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  this twenty twenty four hell cat. Yeah, But I want her to test
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  that that nigga came in there with basketball sorts and the blonde that's our t
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  over there. Let me see her bus that moon roof open? Can you
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  reach real deep for the only like the black ice? Can you reach real
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  deep and get that for me? But I just think like the algorithm,
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  the way the algorithm works, that's why iked Mike, because Mike's always on
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  it. And you'll find ship. They'll be like some crazy story will happen,
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  then you'll see the next video will be or like my other view or
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  something like that. Mine never is the update immediately after. I have to
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  find it. You gotta go in the comments. Yeah, going to find
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  I go in the comments to see it if somebody fucking stitched it or if
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  they were like yeah, follow up, or somebody has to the search bar
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  gotta be blue something. But I never get the video and then the follow
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  up. I love it when the search bar is like a total violation of
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  the video, Like when you see somebody's like, oh, like this is
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  my modeling open call, and then the search bar be like how to tell
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  someone they're ugly? Like damn, how did we get I saw a cooking?
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  I saw a cooking video where he cooked the like literally cooked the chicken,
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  took it off the stove, ate some and then put it back on
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  the stove. The search box was like salmonelle co Prevation, CDC Hotline side
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  effects see food handles. No such thing, no such work, no such
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  but facts. In my week, I wasn't did you figure out what you
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  did? No? No? I went to work and then you know that
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  was cool. Friday. I didn't really do much Saturday. I just should
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  want a lot of grocery shop and running around and shipped the mall. I
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  haven't been walking around the mall in a minute. No, they're not still
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  booming. I was at the Menmo Park mall bll still booming, like there's
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  like north. Yeah. I was very I'm like, but yeah, the
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  story is crazy against all odds, shout out against it's still indeed against all
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  lives. Indeed, always a market for emoji sweatsuits. They must have updated
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  their their clothes or something, because it did look just the last It still
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  looks very much. Get your CD like yeah, like yeah, Warehouse Amazon,
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  I live coming, you know for capitalism coming up. Let me tell
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  you a real busy week at the factory. Yeah, they got me on
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  two megacycles. Just we got to get these. Davis is about to see
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  a sp I'll tell you that much. You have to have the best month
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  of going up. It's Davy's Black Friday going up. Yeah. Yeah,
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  I love Ben Benny Butcher going up. You have to have a month your
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  time. Listen. I think so the v T wars, I think people
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  just look them. I was like, why is that nigga trying to like,
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  why is that nigga mugging? The face was falling. He's like he's
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  handsome, like calm down, He's giving an old fashioned smolder like talk about
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  the black business? What are you talking about? He made it a little
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  bit too obvious that he's not six feet because tall niggas don't be having a
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  sert of face like that. As soon as I saw him giving mugs,
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  you're no taller than five to nine, and turns out he's like five eight.
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  As soon as I saw his face, I was like, it's no
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  way you're over five times. He was like an observation. That is because
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  I never I'm telling you, God does not give faces like that to tall
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  niggas. He saves like the knee caps, the appendages. But that face,
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  it's like it's like a JBL speaker that's like three bars. It's like,
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  dude, dude, it's not right there exactly. But those five eight
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  niggas got the sweet spot. They're all so handsome. What can you say?
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  And I was right you five eight, If only I could be for
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  seven, make the cut, sneak. You did make the handsome. Fully,
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  it's like that fe ugly medium ugly kind of fine, yeah, kind
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  of kind of fine. Well all right, well we're all we're off to
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  amazing start. Great, you know, how was your week? We're gonna
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  say about guests for the last Yeah, let's get to the niggas who went
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  on vacation. Who has a crazy story. I love when you guys go
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  on vacation. Yea. So it wasn't necessarily vacation. I was working.
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  I had the dj A wedding and can't coon, So I went from Wednesday
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  to Sunday, shout out my boy avery as congratulations, then shout out yeah
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  it was dope. Resort food is never good, though, I mean unless
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  you're going to it. Yeah, unless you're going to fucking amazing resort.
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  The food was just all right, except for the one place we went where
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  we finally found that jerk chicken the last day before we left. I know,
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  I know, I'm still mad about that, but it wasn't that you're
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  about to give me on ai. I'm trying to stay focused week one.
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  We must remain focused, trying. That jerk chicken was so good, but
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  so uh so. Like I said, I got there Wednesday. Thursday is
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  the day before the wedding. We're all chilling in the pool. We're drinking.
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  We're drinking shots. I had Grandma for the first time. Orange.
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  It was like just shots of that. Robert wanted that, you know,
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  Rob right, yeah, Rob was like we were drinking brand More. Everybody's
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  like, all right, I guess so we're drinking that. Were drinking triple
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  second. Yeah, pretty much. It was. I mean, I didn't
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  mind it. But the thing is the alcohol was hot because it's outside orange
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  alcohol. It's like a direct spicy like that ship was crazy. I liked
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  it though, but drank a couple of those Blue Hawaiian chilling then they're like
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  and then they're like, yo, it's I got edibles. I'm like,
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  I don't really, I'm making it known. I don't really do edibles,
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  y'all. I'm like, yo, like I smoked here and barely. I
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  don't really do edibles like that. They're like, you'll be fine. I'm
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  like, how much even is it? They were like it's twenty milligrams.
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  I'm like, ship there you. So I'm like I don't. I'm like
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  I don't. Yeah, yeah, edibles, Like I don't. That's not
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  one weed. That's like that's like two weeks fucked around and took the whole
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  thing. So there we go. So I'm like, yo, I don't
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  really do edibles. Is that a lot? They're like yo. I'm like,
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  they're like, you're on vacation, Like you just set you up.
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  I told you. I told you before you should take such a if you're
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  not a smoker or I supposed to know none body there. It's like,
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  you're good. I'm like, exactly at the pool bar, you should never
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  at the pool they were trying to kill you and I was drink, were
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  trying they were trying to edible. I'm handing, so they had so we
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  did your body. So we did all that. So I started I started
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  chewing chewing it, and the girl next to me She's like, she's like,
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  you ate it all already. I was like, no, just chewing,
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  it's all. Just let it like chill. She didn't want to scare
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  him. She didn't want to scare him. I'm like, all right,
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  so I'm just like should So I'm like, all right, this is only
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  like my third time ever taking edible, so I know it's gonna I was
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  like, I know this is gonna take a wrong. I know it's gonna
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  take a while day out here, yeah, my third day out here.
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  I was like, I know it's gonna take a while to drop right.
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  Oh God, So I'm chilling. I think we got like maybe another shot
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  after that. I'm all right, you know, let me just relax.
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  I don't know what's about to happen after this, but I'm sure i'll be
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  I'll be fine. Right. So at one point, at one point I'm
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  chilling in the pool, shout our boy, Matt. He was there,
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  Matt L. Yeah, Matt L was there. Right. So we're in
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  the pool and somehow we started talking about toy story and we were talking about
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  how it has dropped, totally normal thing for sober people to tell us.
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  And we're just sitting there We're standing there talking and there's people around us,
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  but I don't know if they're edible dropped yet. And we're talking about how
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  crazy Sid was, Like remember the kid with you sitting here tears crying.
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  I'm like, wow, I'm high, Like the edible has dropped. This
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  ship is crazy, definitely a psychopathy. He put a fishing rod on legs
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  with heels on barbie legs and had a skull on his shirt on the list.
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  Oh you know how we started talking about it. We started talking about
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  it because the sun was beaming on our four a's. We felt like we
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  were under a magnifying how he was doing it. Yes, do you what
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  that told he was supposed to be right, hooker? Yes, just making
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  sure. Yeah it was a hooker. Yeah, okay. And then yeah,
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  he had put the baby on the spider. Like we were just crying,
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  crying, laughing at this ship. Right, So that happened, I'm
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  like, wow, I'm definitely high. Right. So then we get out
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  of the pool, we're just chilling. At some point Matt starts he was
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  like talking to somebody's mom and they're like praying together. Oh my god,
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  god, he took oible too. Yeah, he's praying with someone's mom.
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  Let me let me all right, let me give you all a quick context
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  of who we're talking about. I'm not going to say needs protect identity of
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  so, of course, but young man, keep on going, sorry,
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  keep going. Keep this young man. We in high school. He was
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  a very just described, very smart young man. I don't want to.
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  I don't want to. He listens. Wherever he said his name, they
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  said this is gonna be a great podcast. Yeah, I'm just saying like
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  he probably, yeah, he probably. He was a very smart dude,
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  very super smart. Took his sat in Spanish. We have talked about him
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  before, and for sure, episode right doesn't seem like they had to be
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  doing drugs. But you know what, that was twenty that was like ten
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  years ago. The ones that just been a long time, correct, I
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  don't know, those are the ones that do the hard drugs. He doesn't
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  seem like him, but I'm not. He doesn't strike constantly do edibles like
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  like, that's not a regular thing. No, he said it was not
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  regular. Clearly by his reaction is it hasn't been that was described to us
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  before. Yeah, so he said it was not a regular thing. He
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  said he's done it before here and there, but he wasn't like, you
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  know, I do this all the time like them. Those niggas do edibles,
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  the ones that gave me the Edibles do edibles all the time. They're
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  always high. They played me, they drugged you. They druggy friends.
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  So they svug. Yeah, they're walking around with twenty million, like Olivia
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  Benson's next game. It was crazy, right, that's a Tyler Perry plot
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  device. I know he just needs like a light skinned man and in a
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  bad wig to just come and save him. Got close, go ahead.
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  So I'm sitting there and I realized that he's talking to this person and I'm
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  like, wow, I'm really high right now. Like I have my sunglasses
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  on. I can't even hear or see, but I realized and I hear
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  it. I'm like, if somebody fucking crying, I look this nigga standing
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  in there praying. He's crying. I'm like, yo, I'm way way
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  too high for this. And I know he's high too, so I'm like
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  he's he had to take it up to pray for him because they're praying hard.
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  I'm not saying I need the nearest maternal figure is not there you do
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  it. What made it great was I know she didn't know how he was,
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  if he was high at all. I know she didn't know that.
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  No chance. I'm sitting here so fucking smack bro, Like, nah,
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  there's just no way. What the fuck is happening? Right? So that
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  finally ends. By this time, I'm zuited. I'm like, this is
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  just way too much. So I'm like, I'm getting hungry but before and
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  I'm getting tired. So before I go to my room, let me get
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  something to eat, Irish goodbye, pick up my stuff and I leave.
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  I didn't say nothing to nobody. I go to the little buffet. I
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  had like eight chicken tenders. I'm just sitting there sucking smack bro. Mind
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  you, this is probably like no side, there's just no side, none,
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  my god, cooking bro, Like I'm the French fries across his legs.
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  This is easily the highest I've ever been in my life. I don't
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  know what's going on. Season with chlorina season, Yes, got salt water
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  salt water tenders, that's it. So I eat the chicken tenders and I'm
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  just I just feel myself getting more high. I'm like, no, I
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  need to just lay down like I can't function. I can't hear, I
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  can't see efficiency. He went to low battery mode. I couldn't talk,
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  I didn't say anything. I couldn't do anything. Turned into a vegetable.
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  Yes, all I knew. All I knew how to do was get back
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  to my room. I couldn't do anything else. No later than I can
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  barely breathe. I won't you drugged? No, I knew I wasn't drugs
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  because I knew what I had and I knew what they told me. Music
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  just scratched. I don't think anybody who loves you would give you a twenty
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  milligram at. All I could think of was the one son in Mexico.
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  After after drinking, all I could think of was a dude that was saying
• 24:56
  he was like he had the dog in the little pool yep, like the
• 24:59
  little how the poolhouse. He was like twenty million grams, was like,
• 25:03
  get your you ever see that video? It's a TikTok, I will show
• 25:10
  you it. I was Fuck, that's all like that I can think about.
• 25:12
  Bro. So I go to my room. It was like six o'clock.
• 25:15
  I slept all the way into the next day. That time. And
• 25:19
  I believe me when I say that, Like I really wasn't sleep for eighteen
• 25:25
  hours. I agree that shit happened. That Ship was bad album. I
• 25:29
  was just I was just thankful that when I woke up, I wasn't high
• 25:30
  anymore. Oh that's not if you woke up high, you'd probably start getting
• 25:34
  scared of that. That's what I was. That's what I was scared of.
• 25:37
  I was like, I'm scared. This is my life now. I
• 25:38
  did really I'm being too hot, Like I guess I'm gonna have to die
• 25:44
  like this? Why? So I lay down right And then Lucky Day had
• 25:48
  just dropped the album like oh my had just came out Friday night into Friday.
• 25:53
  So I woke up. This is probably like midnight. I'm like,
• 25:56
  I'm just going through my phone. I'm like, oh, this new Lucky
• 25:57
  Day album. I'll try to listen for the to the first song. I'm
• 26:02
  like, why is this song so fucking long? Way the first song,
• 26:07
  I swear to it four minutes, I thought it was twenty ship and went
• 26:12
  back to sleep. I'm like, this Ship sucks. That's how I knew
• 26:21
  I was hot. I'm like, literally like I don't like this instead of
• 26:25
  imagine Nigga being shot kid, what's this ushersh the funk off went right back.
• 26:33
  I don't even know why I tried to do that, bro. But
• 26:34
  then when I woke up with any song, if you listen to be like,
• 26:37
  if you you should, you should have listened to music, you probably
• 26:41
  would have loved it more. I didn't know what to do, but that's
• 26:45
  what happens. But that's what happens. Like the times I'm high and I'm
• 26:48
  sitting in my friend yard, I'm listening to music. Song some of the
• 26:52
  songs that like I listened to, I'm like, my favorite song, why
• 26:53
  is this still going? Like? I love that it's still going, But
• 26:56
  I felt like that woke up in the song I'm like, no time,
• 27:00
  time goes slow as hell. Never taken that again. Please do not offer
• 27:04
  me no. First of all, somebody who's not supposed to do less than
• 27:07
  eight, Yeah, you should recommend it. You should do at least six,
• 27:15
  should take it. I didn't know take it literally A quarter chopped that
• 27:19
  up in the sex. People don't believe when I say I really don't.
• 27:22
  I really don't smoke like that. I don't do edibles like that. I
• 27:25
  just don't do it. So that's why I did that, because I did
• 27:27
  not or just five or five, I even know that, you mean you're
• 27:32
  cooking, cooking. They could be in there with the permit grant. Yeah,
• 27:37
  I don't get mad they set you off. At least got a good
• 27:41
  story. Good story I still had. I still had a good time.
• 27:45
  And then the wedding was great. It rained like crazy, though on Saturday
• 27:48
  it was like, damn it, it was raining up here too. There's
• 27:52
  another thing, right, so I leave, I leave one more thing.
• 27:55
  So I leave Sunday at six am. They had paid for everything. I
• 28:00
  don't have to pay for nothing. Flight, everything's paid for. Didn't spend
• 28:03
  any money on the trip. That's why I was like, you know what,
• 28:06
  maybe I will get high. Fuck it. I didn't pay for this
• 28:07
  ship. So Sunday, come six am, I take my shout up to
• 28:11
  the airport. Now I have I did not do this, Please do not
• 28:18
  come with me. Six and a half hour layover, off, rip off,
• 28:22
  rip there. Now, I fly from Mexico to Orlando. So I
• 28:27
  knew going into Orlando that I was going to be there all day. Damn.
• 28:33
  So when I get there, I'm like, man, should I go
• 28:34
  to a universal, should make a day out of this, but I was
• 28:37
  like nah, by the time I spend all this money getting there, spending
• 28:41
  the money on the ticket, one ride, yeah, one ride, one
• 28:44
  ride. Line is gonna be long, and I got one knee, Like
• 28:48
  I can't even I can't even walk fast. You're like, you know what,
• 28:52
  I'll just chill. So I ended up watching a couple episodes with the
• 28:53
  boys. I was watching uh uh, fucking the Olympic trials, just watching
• 28:57
  all this ship and then I started seeing people's stories like yo, it's raining
• 29:02
  like crazy. Everybody's texting me like yo, the weather's really bad. So
• 29:04
  a six and a half hour layover turning a two and a half hour lay
• 29:07
  over and I didn't get back into Jersey until ten forty five. Wait,
• 29:14
  huh wait overt over supposed to be six and a half hours. I thought
• 29:18
  it was supposed to be two, but because of the rain, it was
• 29:21
  six No, no, no, yeah, it turned from six hours to
• 29:25
  eight hours. I'm sorry, added to more hours. How you get great?
• 29:30
  I'm sorry? Yeah, no attitude, Okay, I wish they would
• 29:36
  have bad weather. Tweeted up added two hours because I didn't leave until I
• 29:40
  think we took off for like eight thirty Oh damn. Yeah. I think
• 29:42
  when I woke up and we were like, oh, we're landing, it
• 29:45
  was like ten forty five ish. Yeah, and then it took forever.
• 29:48
  I had to get my bags and to get uber. Yeah. How you
• 29:52
  also took a trip by find did take a trip last week too. I
• 29:56
  got you right after you. I heard you saw I saw kept at the
• 29:59
  airport. It's all right, but yeah, I took a nice trip to
• 30:03
  Texas to see mister Google himself the pilot. I can't talk to my parents.
• 30:10
  Okay. That ship was hilarious. Yeah, so yeah, I took
• 30:17
  a trip down there for a nice little charity golf tournament for the noops ah,
• 30:22
  the man didn't Yeah, we turned up. Corey actually didn't golf.
• 30:26
  He told us he was going to golf, but then he was like,
• 30:27
  oh, yeah, so of course he sucks in golf. I know,
• 30:30
  but it'll be fun to watch him suck. Yeah. So yeah we did
• 30:36
  that. He's like, you're not gonna make me foolish in front of my
• 30:37
  cap of th rest. He did take one swing any Yeah, yeah,
• 30:42
  it is what it is. And I was captured too. I was like
• 30:47
  the club speaking of lying, I was like, I gotta look at this
• 30:52
  cap. I'm like, I saw a golfer. I'm like that think is
• 30:55
  just there for the fix. He bought that ship the day before and a
• 30:59
  lot of people were of them. Word, most of them didn't golf.
• 31:02
  And then it was just like old as niggas golfing. Yeah, and then
• 31:04
  us and yeah, so yeah, the noops are definitely liars. Some breaking
• 31:11
  news. Yes, if you didn't know, Jesus, don't get me,
• 31:15
  you know, please, We're not trauma dumping off, not yet. That's
• 31:22
  for the patreoon. Yeah. So yeah, they said, and I'll name
• 31:26
  the chapter Jesus Christ. It's only like bitches out here at this point.
• 31:37
  So the one group said they shot a forty nine, which is pretty much
• 31:41
  impossible. What's the bar seventy one? Get the fuck out here? Yeah,
• 31:47
  so you could you struggle to do that doing mini golf. So I
• 31:48
  was like, all right, y'are some liars. It is what it is.
• 31:52
  So yeah, we wrapped that up. Then we know, we hung
• 31:56
  out with Corey's new dog. You got a new leg, yes, a
• 31:59
  little And then from the course, yeah yeah he said, he said pitball
• 32:08
  Minie doson. I guess that's what you picked. But yeah, then we
• 32:15
  you know, we went out uh on the city. It was hot as
• 32:17
  hell. Don't go to Dallas in the summertime. I promise you will not
• 32:21
  have a good time. It was like ninety like ninety five degrees at like
• 32:25
  eight pm. No, it's humid. It's more human than here right now.
• 32:30
  I was like, this is I should have never came here, to
• 32:32
  be honest, but it never came here. That's an insane thing. Yeah,
• 32:37
  I had those thoughts. But then it was a good time, good
• 32:39
  time overall. We went out in the last place was like a We met
• 32:45
  up with one of his like I guess Lione brothers at the lounge, hung
• 32:50
  out with them for a little bit. Yeah. Then there was there was
• 32:52
  one queue in there by himself doing a little shaky dig dance and it's like,
• 32:59
  there's done enough space for this. You're by yourself. Everyone is just
• 33:01
  here and I just people do that, well, other people strolling or just
• 33:07
  him and he had a bottle in his hand and just like loser, where
• 33:14
  was this at somewhere in Dallas? Nowhere strolling to take place? Here a
• 33:22
  lounge? Okay, like there was a like a bunch of sections on the
• 33:24
  wall and then it's like a strip of walkway. J was like, can
• 33:30
  you play atomic bro? Nobody was paying him an any mind. It was
• 33:34
  just like all right, probably no, I don't get a bottle. We
• 33:38
  was so fucking weird, honestly, like there should be a band the next
• 33:44
  act throll this on the floor in congress. Seriously, I'm gonna thinking,
• 33:47
  like Kamala Harris, we need you. Only you can prevent strolling in the
• 33:52
  club if you something, say something called the hotline. Get these niggas kicked
• 33:58
  out of here. What do we do? But they said that happens down
• 34:00
  there, like that's a black job. That's a black job in the club
• 34:05
  is a job somebody black jobs. The nigga had to come up with the
• 34:13
  shows. That's a black jot because I know I went just choreographer. Every
• 34:17
  year, all the friends, every year they had at least three different new
• 34:21
  ones. I'm like, you niggas have a lot of time. Every year
• 34:24
  y'all got a new like four of them ready to go, like every step.
• 34:30
  Your niggas have a lot of time. I'm like, you niggas,
• 34:31
  are you niggas studying, Like, no, no, but when you you
• 34:43
  do in the library time, you niggas aren't studio. I know you've got
• 34:47
  a too five, nigga, you I know you got a two three.
• 34:51
  You say you can't get damned that you gotta all right, how did you
• 34:54
  get it? Because you're ship with trauma, dozin. I'm sorry, keep
• 35:04
  going all day. We've got to put a caveat that hashtag. Not all
• 35:10
  chapters, not all organizations, not all Greek. Take me with a green
• 35:15
  and so I ain't make the ship take that nigga with the whole pantry.
• 35:19
  What the hell? Like this is what the larryes to the garlic. But
• 35:24
  the niggas did was like the library all day. You know you're doing me
• 35:29
  in the library. I'm like, hey, no, I wasn't doing something
• 35:34
  like that. I wasn't doing their homework. But they're gonna do exercise science
• 35:39
  homework I'm doing. That's definitely a black job I'm doing. I'm doing math,
• 35:50
  exercise, science, exercise, science work management. Black job. How
• 35:55
  many rep should you do in a set of crunches? Fucking you know athletes
• 36:00
  can only take certain majors to one athlete. Yeah, certain, how did
• 36:07
  you take the accounting slots for all the niggas. That's actually smart. Let's
• 36:12
  know, let's let's talk about it. Because Jayleen Jaylen Brown was a fucking
• 36:16
  whatever. Yeah, and then Josh Dobbs Myron roll roll Yeah, he was
• 36:22
  a fucking Rhodes scholar. Yeah, you had you They had to take a
• 36:25
  test. I'm sure there's some exceptions, exceptions, just Matt, Yeah,
• 36:35
  I mean they might have got the if they got the grades to do you
• 36:37
  had the test out of out of high school. They was just like,
• 36:39
  oh you want to be kim sure, No, no, no, no,
• 36:43
  no, no, nigga, I need to see ans say or something
• 36:45
  first. Well, there's tests just for like getting into whatever, like classes
• 36:50
  you take as a freshman to your placement. Yeah, and if they blow
• 36:52
  through them ships like ah okay, I feel like it's a waste of paper.
• 36:57
  What okay the placement give them niggas the exam you ain't passing it is
• 37:05
  over sixty percent office Like, what are you doing on account D one eighty
• 37:09
  percent of the niggas? That's D one that's going Realistically, I'm going to
• 37:14
  the league. Listen this lesson that it depends on the school. True,
• 37:19
  like the SEC schools. Yeah, you're going there for crocheting would work.
• 37:23
  But like certain certain schools, you gotta you do have to be smart.
• 37:27
  A lot of these kids they have to like the Stanford you you you have
• 37:31
  some brains, obviously. I'm squa niggas that play for the Gang Cocks in
• 37:36
  South Carolina SEC school niggas down south. That nigga look at he ain't and
• 37:47
  I won't say, well, you do the the pop up the hot pack
• 37:52
  of the Okay, nigga, shut up, fog horn leg horns, shut
• 37:58
  up nigga. Corey is definitely in the right place though, with the noops
• 38:01
  down there, because he is definitely a liar as well. We are taking
• 38:07
  the uber back to his place and we hop in the uber and it's like
• 38:10
  some some visibly like kind of nerdy black dude driving and Corey's like, so
• 38:20
  have you heard about four X to all? He's in the front seat and
• 38:31
  he's like and he says, hey, have you These are my my three
• 38:37
  mintees and I'm taking them out after a successful quarter. You know, they
• 38:45
  finally passed chairman hundred something like that. That's a black job being a chairman.
• 38:52
  And he said, yeah, yeah, so they had such a good
• 38:55
  quarter so I had to take them out and how did you keep your ship
• 38:58
  together? I just how I was in the back so he couldn't see my
• 39:01
  audious smile and Michael Jordan laughed and the dude was like, yeah, so
• 39:08
  is that like that's like a finance Like, so you're a finance kind of
• 39:14
  and he's like, you know, and then people and then Corey's like,
• 39:19
  oh, yeah, so so what's your name? We can get you signed
• 39:21
  up? And the dude's like Sean. And then they were like wait a
• 39:30
  Sean look, and then Corey does exactly that. He's like, I don't
• 39:37
  believe you, picks up his phone and the guy's like wait, what what
• 39:42
  what are you? What are you doing? I don't believe and he's like,
• 39:47
  your name is Craig what you're talking about? And then we're just busting
• 39:52
  out laughing and the dudes like Craig is a perfectly good name, and watch
• 40:00
  want about it? There was something wrong with Yeah, there's definitely something wrong
• 40:06
  with that was that was one of the highlights. What's wrong with lying in
• 40:08
  an uber? Though? That's so fun? That's my favorite bet. It
• 40:13
  was hilarious. Yeah, I'm gonna do that more. Just keep making it
• 40:16
  up, the fact that you had the goll to whip that out in real
• 40:19
  life, having new life every time time. It's my favorite thing to do,
• 40:22
  especially when they're taking you to and from airports. Where are you going
• 40:25
  visiting my in laws? You know, babies coming. I know I'm not
• 40:30
  showing babies. I think it as far as I need to. Oh my
• 40:35
  god, actually you don't see my name. And they're like, oh,
• 40:43
  you have to be Muslim, and I'm like, yeah, sure, I'm
• 40:47
  like yeah, so the eggs and bacon and an uber. I was in
• 40:55
  an uber in La during Ramadan, and of course I get the where's your
• 41:01
  job? As I'm just sitting in this uber like eating my snacks from the
• 41:07
  airports out fun is shining away. He's like your name you have, don't
• 41:19
  worry. I'm like, yeah, like my full name and I tell them
• 41:23
  like and they're like, oh yes, like that you definitely North African down
• 41:29
  pizza up, like absolutely, thank you so much. I think it's wice
• 41:34
  just tearing them down. Honestly, I get a little bit when when ubers
• 41:37
  asked me more than like, especially when I put don't you hate it when
• 41:39
  you put quiet and they're like, oh, I see you put it as
• 41:43
  quiet. I started pressing like I don't want you to speak, just drive.
• 41:51
  Yeah, I hate that, And then they started asking you questions and
• 41:57
  I feel bad because I'm like, damn, if I do entertain this man,
• 42:00
  he's gonna kill me and drop me over the overpass. Like I'm trying
• 42:04
  to go home and watch the boys. So sure, yeah, pregnant what
• 42:09
  the terminals see by like ten forty eight, I'm good. That's what it's
• 42:14
  all about. It's all about who gets you to terminal. See seriously,
• 42:17
  that makes it by any means, just why it's really fun? Like what
• 42:22
  else you do? I don't know. I was just gonna talk about our
• 42:24
  uber uber ride from the airport to Corey's place. The dude was picked us
• 42:30
  up and he was like, ah, you know, my friends, I've
• 42:32
  waited five hours for this one ride, and I'm thinking, like, what
• 42:36
  the how are you waiting five hours hours from the airport? You suck?
• 42:39
  Yeah, I don't know. It's aid Texas Airport. I don't know.
• 42:43
  And he's like, yeah, you know, they charge us ten dollars for
• 42:46
  the toll every time we go through here. He's like looking back ten dollars
• 42:52
  every time, and you know, I means I'd stop coming to the airport.
• 42:57
  To be honest, I could have just, you know, stayed home
• 43:00
  with my kids. So there if you hurry up and catch them exactly.
• 43:05
  And he's like, yeah, I got three kids. You should look with
• 43:08
  them right now. Okay, okay, So we're going downtown, downtown.
• 43:15
  Yeah, he just told us his whole life story. And it's like,
• 43:17
  okay, all right, you're earned your tip. Shut up. I got
• 43:24
  into Uber one since lady was telling me how she was having conflict with her
• 43:28
  baby dad and that she got this new nigga. But the new nigga don't
• 43:31
  like the kid and the baby dad don't like the new nigga, but she
• 43:36
  liked the new nigga. Was the Uber driver was lying to you new tales
• 43:42
  every time in the car like y'all ain't gonna believe it is literally, I
• 43:45
  was going from the movie theater to here. So in that five seven minutes,
• 43:50
  I got her whole life story. And I'm just ma'am. I didn't
• 43:52
  ask what she's going two miles an hour. Uber is a skateboard, No,
• 44:05
  I have one come up in a wheelba, I have this African dude,
• 44:09
  this African dude, and he was definitely like two weeks here African.
• 44:15
  He started. He was first of all, he was listening to like a
• 44:16
  motivation like audio book, so I did know he wasn't all the way right.
• 44:22
  And then he started like kind of almost preaching to me, like I'm
• 44:25
  like, I'm ready to hit my back seat sleep and he's like, oh,
• 44:29
  so you know, brother, I'm like, what the fuck are you
• 44:31
  talking about? Bro? He was like, yeah, you know, you
• 44:34
  gotta get right, man. You know what I'm saying. I just you
• 44:36
  know, I just really think this is really this book has really been helping
• 44:39
  me, and I think it can help you too. And I'm like,
• 44:42
  he said, you look like you're in almost as shape as I am,
• 44:46
  buddy. I'm like, I'm just trying to get to this motherfucker knockdown.
• 44:51
  Like what you're doing. He said, you need this more than me.
• 44:53
  I'm like, please, please take me to this hotel so I could do.
• 45:00
  I can tell you I'm not proud of serious about your future. You're
• 45:01
  trying to get aligned. Yeah, it seems like you're gonna do a serious
• 45:07
  destination. You're going to the hotel. Oh yeah, all right, so
• 45:12
  let me tell you about my Lord and savings, right, because I know
• 45:15
  you're about to do something you're gonna have You're gonna have regret in about two
• 45:22
  hours. Let me help you ease that post. I'm going to predict in
• 45:28
  about forty five. Throughout forty five minutes, you're gonna be thinking real low
• 45:34
  yourself. You're doing a lot of reflecting. I want you to reflect on
• 45:38
  this love that marinate. He was right, that Marinate, he was right,
• 45:46
  he was happening. Mustafa was right. Did did you do? I
• 45:53
  don't really do much this week. The only thing I did, uh started
• 45:57
  the co ed basketball league. That was something about yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 46:02
  me and Keana's friends. Uh. I think we're gonna run through league
• 46:07
  because from what I seen so far, we got the best girls easy the
• 46:10
  league. You have d one athletes, all of them quite literally all of
• 46:14
  them are that wake Forest. Oh my god. Yes, the other one
• 46:17
  has a picture on Duke's basketball court. Yes, getting shot over. We
• 46:24
  didn't have to say all that over, but yeah no, so so we
• 46:36
  uh we just playing some some some people that graduated probably twenty twenty. Because
• 46:39
  I was talking to one of the guys. Yeah, they were young.
• 46:43
  So, like Keanu was in the bathroom and she heard like some of the
• 46:45
  girls talk and she was like, oh my god, who put this team
• 46:47
  together? And it was like, it's fine, Oh, we're just gonna
• 46:51
  run them. Oh well, little did they know they're old, We're gonna
• 46:55
  I took that in disrespect. Yeah, little they know disrespect. Uh.
• 47:00
  We wound up winning by thirty. Who else is on the team, So
• 47:04
  it's me, my girl, Keana, her friend, Noel, her fiance
• 47:09
  Mark. Uh, well he's not. He's done for the season. He's
• 47:15
  done for the second Yes, So it was games almost over. We got
• 47:22
  three three minutes left, three minutes left by thirty, up by thirty and
• 47:27
  trying hard like in the second half, and in the second half the guys
• 47:30
  were doing like five minutes like subouts, so like it was their time to
• 47:34
  sub out. He was like, no, no, I'm good. I'm
• 47:37
  good. I'm good now, mind you back in October for the fall back
• 47:39
  in October he tore his right, Uh, his right for teller, So
• 47:46
  how what's October enough? Either way, he did it last year. He
• 47:52
  tour his right. He's thirty three, thirty three okay. He tore his
• 47:55
  right one and then on Wednesday towards left one, and so the right one
• 48:01
  said go right back out there. You can't stop this hustle and drive.
• 48:07
  Yeah, oh no, he's you can. He's but you can. He's
• 48:10
  like you, who can your other pa? Tella? Yeah he's yeah,
• 48:14
  he's done, he's done. He mind you. They were supposed to get
• 48:15
  married in two months. Yeah. I was supposed to do the wedding.
• 48:19
  And I got a text message. I'm like, weddings rescheduled? What is
• 48:22
  this? So I texted Keaton, I'm like, yo, did something happen?
• 48:25
  He was like, yeah, telltend I'm like, way to go.
• 48:30
  I'm like, man, will circumstances. I broke the boom, he did
• 48:37
  the tendon right there. He's not gonna walk. Yeah, he was not
• 48:40
  walking. How long was that recovery time? A year? A year?
• 48:44
  Yes, I don't even know how you recover from that one. That quin.
• 48:45
  So he really shouldn't have been out there, should not have been out
• 48:51
  there. So he went back out there. This is what I'm saying,
• 48:52
  you old ass niggas. Ship, stop doing this ship, hang it up.
• 48:59
  Get him a lotties. What was wrong with y'all. Yeah, swimming
• 49:07
  eight no more? You could still be an old after exactly because this inactive
• 49:15
  nigga. He was like, why I still be active at oldies? No?
• 49:19
  Why still being active in the same ship that literally destroyed your knee?
• 49:22
  You know you only got two of them bitches right exactly, and you ain't
• 49:25
  making no money off them. Hose you paid money to tear your patella.
• 49:30
  Then you said, you know what I'm gonna do, give them more money
• 49:34
  to tell the other bitch and delay my wedding. Now I can't have a
• 49:37
  wedding with the with the love of my life because I want to shoot hoops
• 49:42
  and a cost in the league in the Greater New Jersey. Man if it
• 49:51
  felt so good to actually play in the like a league with actual basketball players,
• 49:54
  not people that played basketball, I got you. Oh my gosh,
• 49:58
  it was just so easy. I I didn't have to do anything. I
• 50:02
  didn't have to do anything. Broo bro I was over there just domino.
• 50:07
  All people people catching it. And not only are they catching it, they
• 50:09
  didn't making the way up. Oh god, I'm over here throwing skip pass
• 50:14
  across court. That's a three. That's a damn like oh goodness, this
• 50:17
  is great, This is great. I was feeling good. I had like
• 50:20
  a little rainbow arm sleeve. I felt like Jason Tatum. Why did you
• 50:22
  have a rainbow? Yeah? I got it from the Mystic Seam. So
• 50:29
  I'm gonna wear this. They gave that you you bought that. No,
• 50:30
  they was handing them out. Yeah, you're about to Dickey was about Dick.
• 50:39
  No, No, it's just a little arm band, just a little
• 50:40
  little armband. But yeah, it's just man. Yeah, I think we're
• 50:46
  gonna run through that league. Yeah, yeah, I'm about to go eight
• 50:52
  and though about to be my first championship in thirty one years. I've been
• 50:54
  in multiple championships and never won one. Just about to be the first.
• 50:58
  You never won a championship. I've never won a champion ship and anything.
• 51:00
  I've never coached one, I never played in one. This's is if I
• 51:04
  did an online league with the Niggas, I got to the championship and lost,
• 51:07
  like it's just your fantasy football, fantasy football. No, I would.
• 51:10
  I would have the best fucking record than motherfucker injured. And I'll never
• 51:14
  tell the story out Keenan cheated because a cheater. Julian Julian, Juli,
• 51:27
  Uli, it's not gonna take Is it gonna take one? Julian? Is
• 51:30
  it gonna take long? Do you want to break the other? Nig Are
• 51:31
  you the commissioner anymore? Do you want to break the other? No?
• 51:35
  So this nigga regular week of fantasy football. Now, if you ever played
• 51:42
  fantasy football, I'll break In Layman's terms, you have to submit your your
• 51:46
  lineup right before the game starts. You have your lineup set. When the
• 51:51
  game starts, it's locked. That's it. Whoever is starting the quarterback before
• 51:55
  the game, when the game starts, that's it. You can't change it.
• 51:58
  Oh boy, and forgot to change. I think it was his quarterback.
• 52:02
  If I'm not mistaken, it doesn't matter. It doesn't even matter.
• 52:06
  But I don't know the story. Sound you. He's the commissioner, right,
• 52:09
  So we had realized the game starts and then I don't I don't know
• 52:15
  if it was Rtie or Corey, but something now it was nosey ass army
• 52:20
  and I wasn't playing his bitch ass, So why the fuck is he looking
• 52:22
  at my lot? I don't know. We had noticed that Keenan made his
• 52:27
  switch after the game had started. And he was like, Yo, what
• 52:30
  the fuck is this? Keenan is cheating? Way keen is not cheating sounds
• 52:35
  already and sure enough, sure enough, nothing happened. That is a sin.
• 52:43
  All of a sudden, he wasn't no Keenan and have a quarterback.
• 52:46
  He left his mans. It was on a bye week. It was actual
• 52:50
  receivers, but close enough, thank you. No, I don't story's fake.
• 52:54
  I was just giving it to you know, the plot that you were
• 53:00
  were making up the story exactly exactly. This is for X fantasy football cheaters.
• 53:04
  I never did it so for x is wild. Yeah, he hasn't
• 53:08
  been. He hasn't been the commissioner since. Damn can you never been?
• 53:12
  Like a championship and career mode, dynasty mode, not even wreck on the
• 53:17
  game. I mean, I want one of those, but it's not the
• 53:20
  same way in rec Bolton, Damn, I want a championship. I want
• 53:25
  a championship my first year playing in sport. Some people are just different people
• 53:31
  just building different We're not just going to say some people have built different teams
• 53:37
  different I'm not the reason why we lost any of them, ships, not
• 53:43
  the reason why they want You're right, how easily that is also true.
• 53:54
  It was only the only championship game you played. It was it in high
• 53:58
  school? Was that what? No? We also did one and play mare
• 54:00
  as well too. Lost the two Niggas, the Niggas, Niggas dog the
• 54:06
  Niggas was like you were there, right, yea, I was. He
• 54:08
  was cooking us guard ball white dude and a tall ass black dude. Literally
• 54:14
  couldn't do nothing with fashioned pick and roll like very fundamental we had. We
• 54:20
  had the Nigerian nightmare. Still couldn't win. He was just he was just
• 54:22
  more of a nightmare. Made him look like a traffic cone out there.
• 54:25
  He was just more of a nightmare. I'm like he was more Nigerian.
• 54:30
  We had no answers. Got out Nigerian. Yeah he got he got out
• 54:36
  scammed. Had him looking like this mac meumbo. We looked crazy. That
• 54:39
  was bad. Damn looking like Kenneth f Reid out there. Now that's all
• 54:47
  okay, How is your week? Man? How have you been? How
• 54:52
  have you been? I know A long time? No? See yeah yeah,
• 54:55
  if you watched like my earlier episodes, it's like a time caps.
• 55:00
  I think my first came Here is your frontal love development. Now it's fully
• 55:04
  baked. I think it's starting to work. It's starting to work. It's
• 55:07
  starting to feel it where I'm like, oh, it's like I'm like unlocking
• 55:10
  new features. Apple's getting rid of some of the butts. I'm sorry,
• 55:14
  how old are you now? Michael? Please stop touching the mic? Sorry
• 55:17
  you touched it. Every two seconds, I rip the shit out of the
• 55:21
  fucking base hold on your phone? Yes, fidget that okay, I'm gonna
• 55:24
  get you a fidget step pop socket honestly, yeah, yeah, but go
• 55:29
  ahead. I'm sorry. How old are you? Knawn? I'm twenty six,
• 55:32
  okay, twenty seven in October. The first time I was on to
• 55:35
  your show, I was twenty No, I was twenty two show. Yeah,
• 55:43
  I was twenty and I had like just turned twenty two too, because
• 55:45
  I was in November. I turned twenty two, like a couple of weeks
• 55:49
  before. There you go, Yeah, a long time ago. Young young
• 55:54
  women problems back then. Isn't it crazy when you look back on the ship
• 56:00
  that bothered you when you were twenty two and like, what I would kill
• 56:04
  for those dumb ass fucking issues. Oh my god, real ship being real
• 56:08
  weird sometimes? I mean, who gives a fuck? About who's being weird
• 56:13
  to be the I arrest? Yeah it me one day money. They'd be
• 56:16
  so serious, did you guys? Let me tell you very serious. What
• 56:22
  the didn't we know this thing? Yeah? When you make money, they
• 56:28
  really be what they bred. This was like my my frontal lobe realization of
• 56:34
  the year. Like oh wait, like paying taxes is like a real thing.
• 56:38
  I see now I'm starting to get certain voting patterns. I'm starting to
• 56:44
  get it now, voting whoa that the star falling? What did he say?
• 56:58
  The homelander? Hold on one second? Wait, one motherfucking second.
• 57:02
  What's that percentage again? Maybe I do have a black job. Maybe I
• 57:07
  do ship. No, seriously, my next black job is about to be
• 57:14
  evading taxes real. I get wired because shout out to I just watch a
• 57:20
  video on that though, tax evasion. Yeah, oh wow, yeah,
• 57:24
  pretty well with halle Berry. No no, no, well it was with
• 57:28
  his tax halle Berry. Oh oh, I'm talking about the allegat Yeah,
• 57:36
  data Pink and Smith halle Berry. Yeah, what the shot? I know,
• 57:40
  Well he was the man in the nineties. Well, he also is
• 57:44
  responsible for halle Berry partially losing her hearing in her left ear. How why
• 57:50
  what do you mean? How what do you think? How? Let's get
• 57:52
  creative. He was playing music real loud to house. I'm like, did
• 57:55
  he put his meat? That's what I'm saying. That the fu. This
• 57:59
  is not being super movie nigga. Nah, okay, that nigga took that
• 58:07
  a little too seriously. No, he he hit her. He hit her
• 58:10
  so hard like she's lost hearing. Oh he was beating these with Yes,
• 58:15
  I thought he was beating these women probably but both Oh okay, yeah,
• 58:23
  no, yeah, Wesley snipes up. That's back to the taxes. Back
• 58:29
  to the taxes. Oh, turns out they're a real thing. And let
• 58:35
  me tell you, it really doesn't matter who texted who lasts when that irs
• 58:38
  wants their money. I don't give a fuck what happened. I don't care
• 58:44
  when his last Instagram story was. I don't give a fuck if you took
• 58:46
  a twenty eight hour nap. These people want their bands. Grown up problems
• 58:51
  are like real shit. You kind of can't even really crash out the way
• 58:53
  you want to because you're so worried about the real shit that's happening. Like
• 58:58
  I don't have a deliberate Like I really can't afford to crash out right now.
• 59:02
  Having the time to crash out used to be so fun. Now I
• 59:05
  just have to, like you, gotta look at you and just be like,
• 59:07
  damn you think about the what happens after I do this? Yeah,
• 59:13
  and I also don't have time to do this? Do I have time to
• 59:15
  do? I have the energy to do this. Tari closes that ten.
• 59:20
  It's nine thirty eight and I'm twenty minutes away. I really can't afford to
• 59:23
  lurk on this timeline a minute longer. I have got to get those small
• 59:30
  plastic bags I'm back to. That's a necessity. If I spend another day
• 59:36
  with my beauty room not having that trash bag, I'm gonna lose my fucking
• 59:38
  mind. Like it bothers me more than the text bag. Oh wow,
• 59:43
  these days when I don't have enough power the dawn powerwash. If I'm running
• 59:46
  out of that shit and I have dishes of my sink, I don't give
• 59:49
  a fuck what's happening in the world. Oh my gosh, when my swift
• 59:52
  or duster is out of the pads, I don't care what's happening. Yeah,
• 1:00:00
  it's Saturday morning, and I just realized I'm on my last drop of
• 1:00:04
  the Chlorox bath cleaner. Oh fuck everybody. I don't want to talk to
• 1:00:07
  nobody. The last toilet wom yeah, oh my god, that's like my
• 1:00:17
  now running out of disc oh and detergent. When I finally have like the
• 1:00:22
  mental availability to do laundry and I just realized I'm out that fucking yo.
• 1:00:27
  I'm like Jeff Bezels, cannot get this ship here faster faster, Like what
• 1:00:31
  the I fifty six dollars worth of ship. I need that ship here by
• 1:00:42
  like the next hour, by the time this edible wears off, I need
• 1:00:45
  that dawn power wash and that gain on my front as a sap. The
• 1:00:55
  marathon continues to my front door, crank that I need it before my productivity
• 1:01:02
  highways off. Last time that I check. I don't have my type out
• 1:01:09
  the game. Gott to drop another mixtape. These boys are not hustling fast
• 1:01:13
  see the documented three point seventy five. Yeah, Joe Budden needs to like
• 1:01:17
  release another like coke induced five hour rants something to get a nigga through a
• 1:01:22
  shift. I just what what what is gonna hate me? I know what
• 1:01:34
  you're gonna say. I've been listening. Yeah, there you go. I've
• 1:01:37
  been checking it out lately. I watch on it or not watch, but
• 1:01:40
  I only watched the clips on Twitter. I even avoid those. Now I'm
• 1:01:45
  subscribed. You're substven. Subscribe to our Patreon. I am subscribed to our
• 1:01:50
  pay like you're lying, all right, we can check to Joe Budden since
• 1:01:57
  h only somebscribe to listen to that one episode where they were breaking down like
• 1:02:01
  both the disc tracks. Listen. It was a good episode. I'm not
• 1:02:07
  gonna fron Oh that Shi was on Twitter. You see what happens when we
• 1:02:08
  actually like look into things and not just hate it. From Afar nine episodes.
• 1:02:14
  You gotta keep on. No, no, no no. That one
• 1:02:16
  episode probably then got you to subscribe to the patreon and un subscribed. My
• 1:02:21
  month runs out at the end of the month. You unsubscribed, say that
• 1:02:24
  subscribe to me. I did subscribe, but I'm not still subcribed. I
• 1:02:28
  hope you I think I got like the he didn't turn the renewal on.
• 1:02:30
  Yeah, I turned the renewal off. Yeah, you guys can stay.
• 1:02:34
  I hope y'all don't y'all. Y'all keep it in there, yo, listen,
• 1:02:37
  listen, lock in, hey, lock hey, keep it in,
• 1:02:40
  don't pull out, don't pull out, man, Shout up to the little
• 1:02:45
  beaters, number, shout out to the beaters, shout out to the beaters,
• 1:02:50
  speakers, Spotify all them all there. Uh yeah, we didn't do
• 1:02:54
  none of that. Welcome to is not necessary. We are, we are,
• 1:03:00
  and we're here. But uh uh Kahina. Before we started the podcast,
• 1:03:05
  she was telling the stories about your d MS hours and I actually just
• 1:03:08
  want to get some more context on that because my whole expo, the White
• 1:03:14
  Hole Expo, you were here. Oh my, so so the last time
• 1:03:22
  the scene the last time she was talking about how she's like a little bussy
• 1:03:24
  hanging out. Okay, let's provide more context. I remember we wanted like
• 1:03:31
  you're making it sound a little crazy because you're starting like you're starting, you're
• 1:03:38
  starting shot like free. Why she was talking about sagon p No, no,
• 1:03:44
  no, I was talking about sagond pants. You were talking. I
• 1:03:45
  was talking about it like the niggave pants was was was Yeah, she was
• 1:03:51
  like, I like when a little bussy hangout. So niggas heard that did
• 1:03:53
  say that took it with it drop they they took it full with it.
• 1:04:00
  I'm I'm me and my bussy services. It has been retired, it's done,
• 1:04:04
  shop is closed. I don't even got referrals. No more like I
• 1:04:08
  don't know what sending me your wholes Stop telling stop telling me, you can
• 1:04:13
  unprovoked assholes. I it was the freaking TikTok. This is why they like
• 1:04:17
  the difference of apps in the comments. It brings out two completely different sides.
• 1:04:21
  Instagram like Instagram is pretty chill. Instagram would be like, hey,
• 1:04:26
  yo, comments are like this is why women should have have rights, you
• 1:04:30
  know, Michael. Surface level misogyny level TikTok is where it really gets insane,
• 1:04:39
  because at that time I had it where anybody could d M me you
• 1:04:45
  like bussy jeans. Do you want to see what's in my genes? I'm
• 1:04:51
  like, yo, you and you're thirty two. Levis need to get the
• 1:04:56
  fuck out of here. What are you doing? And they can pulled down
• 1:05:00
  his food wrangler put that ship away over here, winking without his eye.
• 1:05:08
  So how many how many holes were you sent? Well, it was really
• 1:05:14
  just like one that was like super duper disturbing. It was mostly just the
• 1:05:16
  d ms asking for increase. I'm like, if I did services with I
• 1:05:20
  was like at what point did I say it was a sex worker? On
• 1:05:26
  right? They only saw the clip. They only saw that one clip,
• 1:05:32
  and they were popping like, oh you one of those. You should have
• 1:05:35
  worked it to see how far you can go. We should have seen it.
• 1:05:39
  You could have got paid off that scind around and track my I p
• 1:05:42
  and been outside jacket off of my front lawn. No, thank you.
• 1:05:45
  The internet is crazy. Do lot VPN people putting mashed potatoes in your yard?
• 1:05:50
  So then it range? I see the bookmarks tell it all. I'm
• 1:05:55
  like, oh, hell no, the bookmarks tell it all. People do
• 1:06:00
  that. Yeah, the mass potatoes in someone's yard. Then when it when
• 1:06:02
  it rains, you just got a mass potatoes in you yard. Like that's
• 1:06:05
  crazy because it rained on the potatoes or glitter, just fucking it up.
• 1:06:13
  You said that's a legal I said, that's so evil. It's literally impossible.
• 1:06:16
  The inside of a car with Twitter, Yeah it is. You just
• 1:06:18
  gotta throw the car away. Yeah, in your own potatoes. And why
• 1:06:26
  would you do that water balloon. I'm gonna stop talking. What You're a
• 1:06:33
  terror? I love you? Said filled physiology one in high school and I
• 1:06:42
  remember all of it. Christ that reminds me of all the bad stuff.
• 1:06:45
  It's like it'll die with the gas, but it'll also your engine up.
• 1:06:50
  Oh yeah, see I'm at the level of adult. If you fuck my
• 1:06:55
  engine up, I might kill you. That's the ship I'll go to jail
• 1:06:59
  for. That's time might kill you. That's that's definitely some ship that will
• 1:07:03
  have me on first forty eight. I need my car, yeah, real
• 1:07:06
  bad, real bad. I need a lot of things the top of the
• 1:07:14
  list. Yeah. I'm definitely the like the woman at the at the shop.
• 1:07:18
  I know they'd been all getting off on me. I'm like, what
• 1:07:21
  fifty six thousand dollars to rotate my tires that air field? But you will
• 1:07:30
  get a free car wash. What the last time you change your air filter?
• 1:07:39
  Last week? You know what, when's the last time you changed your
• 1:07:43
  gas cap? It's been that long. I give you a new one that's
• 1:07:49
  gonna be eighty eight dollars and you need it right now. I won't even
• 1:07:54
  charge you for the labor. I'll just charge you for the part. I've
• 1:07:57
  been hit with that before. I was like, oh, he's fucking He
• 1:08:01
  called my dad immediately. I was like that he said, my windows rot
• 1:08:11
  Is that true? Really needed? He said, my steering wheel needed to
• 1:08:15
  be rotating. Is that man asks for you and book the appointment, so
• 1:08:24
  when you pull in, they don't do all. That's so my family's car
• 1:08:30
  repairment is actually just like I guess. He's a friend of my dad's.
• 1:08:33
  So he does my dad's car, my mom's car, but he did my
• 1:08:38
  younger sister's car. She unexpectedly got into a little car accident, and he's
• 1:08:44
  doing auto body work on my sister's car. He's accidentally this this auto guy's
• 1:08:49
  accidentally taned with my dad and he's like, yeah, you know your girls
• 1:08:54
  can really smoke. Oh he's like what He's like, yeah, dude,
• 1:08:58
  a car wreaked the weed down in that bitch, I know down. I
• 1:09:03
  was like, God, there's no way you didn't know. What are you
• 1:09:10
  stupid? I need my kids, I need my own. The drop was
• 1:09:21
  a three. She went to put gas. It was a three gas cat
• 1:09:27
  You sure she's not dealing? No, But I mean our auto refairman schools
• 1:09:31
  talent. I mean, thankfully. My dad is like pretty progressive where it's
• 1:09:34
  like a oh, he's the youngest. So it's fifty eight year old in
• 1:09:46
  the crashed car of his college in the barrel and the prints right now the
• 1:09:55
  cool ship said, you do have some cooler? I never met him?
• 1:09:58
  Will you be posting the pictures of him? It' I mean to be honest,
• 1:10:00
  it's like, how mad can you really be? And this is where
• 1:10:02
  I have to admit, like all therapy invoices aside, they got it?
• 1:10:08
  Did they? Big one? My older sister is a NASA engineer. Old,
• 1:10:12
  I do. She's only fourteen months older than me. Oh, I
• 1:10:15
  mean, you don't fear her a lot because she literally works at NASA,
• 1:10:18
  so it's not only around much. She's she lives. She's at the Tightestville
• 1:10:25
  location. Okay, Yeah, she's at the Kennedy Space Center. That's wow.
• 1:10:30
  Yeah, she's an engineer. That's cool. I'm telling you. You
• 1:10:33
  gotta let your kids smoke the weed. Let your kids do the drugs.
• 1:10:35
  My old you were smoking black and Miles sixteen years old to roller blunt by
• 1:10:41
  the time she was a senior in high school. Because you're the only black
• 1:10:43
  and in the room at your people looking at you, black and mount smoker.
• 1:10:50
  Right now, you're in community champagne tips crazy out here? You do
• 1:11:00
  that? That's like, come on with the A and a b KM like
• 1:11:02
  she was one of those people. It was so hard to reprimend us because
• 1:11:05
  we did so well academically. You just got to let your kids have It's
• 1:11:10
  what do you have dancing your nails from? Like champing them? Shit?
• 1:11:13
  Oh okay five years okay, what did you replace that with? Growth?
• 1:11:21
  Oh? Good for you. You see, this is the exodus that's happening
• 1:11:29
  because there's two different types of smokers. There's the people who's like, oh,
• 1:11:33
  I've been smoking weed since I was like fourteen years old fifteen years old,
• 1:11:38
  and then there's people who started smoking weeding their adult life. So yeah,
• 1:11:42
  Like I grew up in a very four to twenty friendly household. I
• 1:11:45
  remember on four to twenty my like junior year of high school, my sister's
• 1:11:49
  dealer like came and drops them off in our mailbox, met my dad all
• 1:11:54
  that, But I didn't smoke until like I was twenty years old, got
• 1:11:57
  in smoking to college and they gave me brownies and I was that's not a
• 1:12:02
  this is like fun. Hi, freshmen of high school. We're drugging the
• 1:12:10
  fuck from the first period Like this this isn't like ah, you took it
• 1:12:15
  wowed like you got Druggs. That was that was a seconds that was edible,
• 1:12:21
  and none of your teachers at the break of what are you supposed to
• 1:12:26
  do? I guess thirty kids in that class. I an't got time working
• 1:12:28
  about how well let him well, they're just looking at his desk too long,
• 1:12:33
  like shutting. I think that like people have better relationships with cannabis when
• 1:12:39
  they start smoking later in life versus the ones who are younger, because those
• 1:12:43
  are the ones who end up by the time they're in like their mid twenties,
• 1:12:45
  are like I can't do this ship no more. Also, I just
• 1:12:47
  feel like your frontal lobe, it's like true, it's not meant to be
• 1:12:55
  smoked. Yet I never smoked all the time like I had like a gram
• 1:13:00
  that shit was lasting. A lot of kids used to smoke like daily if
• 1:13:06
  you like a couple of pubs, then the next couple of days then like
• 1:13:10
  you know, like that's how smoke. Mm. I never smoked anything like
• 1:13:14
  the back to bag like chain smoking and then two years a f I never
• 1:13:17
  besides a few stories that I've told you about, like I've I grew up
• 1:13:21
  with like a lot of kids who smoked weed daily and smoked cigarettes daily.
• 1:13:27
  I did not see the appeal when I was in high school. I'm not
• 1:13:29
  gonna lie. I was like, damn near like adair officer, like,
• 1:13:32
  get these drugs away from me. I was like, don't you know in
• 1:13:42
  walk'em up, throw away the key, get'em out of here.
• 1:13:46
  M But it's just like, yeah, it just stopped becoming appealings for me
• 1:13:49
  then, I like now my adult base. It was just I felt floated
• 1:13:53
  and big and just wanted to sleep. How old are you? Uh?
• 1:13:58
  Yeah, like I just stop, was like I just want to know something
• 1:14:00
  happens when you like crack over twenty five your body, just like as a
• 1:14:04
  woman, it just gets a little bit weird. Certain ship you can't enjoy
• 1:14:08
  anymore. To run, it's just like you can't be irresponsible, like the
• 1:14:13
  way they run. If you just want to run, I can't shows people
• 1:14:15
  like you. You don't like runners, people that just wake up and go
• 1:14:18
  If like running five, what are you running from? What? I like
• 1:14:24
  twenty six years of them? Nope, walk more. I like going running
• 1:14:29
  a mile. I will walk the eight miles neighborhood just like this. Just
• 1:14:32
  walking running is fun. I like walking, but like then it always turns
• 1:14:36
  into like that jog and it's like, fuck it, let's just fucking run.
• 1:14:41
  I'm not as well. I'm working like two miles away from home,
• 1:14:45
  like might as well, only it happens, yeah, or just walking and
• 1:14:48
  then I get lost and I'm like shit, GPS and then it's like another
• 1:14:51
  four miles to give. Do you guys ever have those things where like you
• 1:14:56
  realize you're liking it and I'm like, fuck, I'm turning into a fucking
• 1:15:00
  lame. When I bought my adult coloring book, I was like, all
• 1:15:02
  right, here we go, adult coloring. Oh I love to color.
• 1:15:06
  Yeah, that's that's not that's not even the adult thing. Watching different ways
• 1:15:12
  that paint can change the size of a room. Oh, that's because you
• 1:15:17
  really are what father's son, what's turning into laurences a parent. I had
• 1:15:28
  that reason because my dad, every time he thinking, he would make this
• 1:15:30
  sound like like that's just what he does when he's thinking. And I remember
• 1:15:34
  one time I was just sitting there and I was thinking this and went,
• 1:15:38
  I'm like, what thea, whoa, whoa, whoa? What the fuck
• 1:15:46
  are you? DA was behind him, I sting there. I was like
• 1:15:49
  like being possessed by your parents. That's what it is like. I was
• 1:15:57
  possessed by James. I was like, what the fuck? Like, I
• 1:16:00
  know, I think I haven't allow it. No, it's gonna start happening.
• 1:16:04
  Will It'll start. It's gonna start happening. I feel like my life
• 1:16:09
  is just the complete opposite or whatever my parents are doing at the moment.
• 1:16:12
  So like, you don't start going to church more about the community. Actually
• 1:16:21
  are we? Are? We good to say? Record now? I got
• 1:16:24
  my junior deacons meeting and my youth tonight. I will accept it when it
• 1:16:30
  happens, but I haven't felt it yet. My brother though, Blair that
• 1:16:38
  he acts exactly like my dad, and it actually pisses me off how much
• 1:16:42
  he acts like my dad happening like he is him, Like his mannerism is
• 1:16:45
  the way he talks. He's my dad. Bro. I'm like, damn,
• 1:16:48
  it happened to you early, brother, Like I'm still chilling. Genetics
• 1:16:51
  are crazy. Genetics are very crazy. But hands like when I mom like
• 1:17:00
  and I'm like, I can't I can't do certain, I can't. I
• 1:17:04
  mean, no matter what I do, I'm gonna look like my mom.
• 1:17:08
  So I just succepted you're done, there's like your mother. Oh my god,
• 1:17:15
  different, there was there was a sweet It was like, oh,
• 1:17:17
  I love when like girls look exactly like their mom. And it's like yeah,
• 1:17:21
  like men weren't even in the room or whatever. And I posted a
• 1:17:25
  picture of like me and my mom and I was like, oh yeah,
• 1:17:27
  my mom was definitely doing the bending. But it's crazy. I'm thinking it's
• 1:17:31
  because you look like your dad too, my parents and people just see my
• 1:17:36
  mom more. I guess I'm like whiter skin. When I said that,
• 1:17:41
  Twitter was like like a little he ha ha, that's crazy. They were.
• 1:17:47
  I ended up in the neighborhood talk. It was just so much.
• 1:17:51
  It was you, yes, you know, once the the Instagram pages get
• 1:17:56
  a screenshot of it, it's it's over. It's over. What did you
• 1:18:00
  say now? I was repeated, section does the bendingly? That's when you
• 1:18:14
  know when you see on Facebook. I'm like, because my sister's on Facebook
• 1:18:17
  time, she'll send me something like look at that. I'm like, oh,
• 1:18:20
  I hate when you have to pretend like you don't know that this is
• 1:18:24
  a skit. I hate that, like, oh wow, boy walks in
• 1:18:29
  on girl cheating the latest The latest one is his father's mad because the step
• 1:18:34
  dad took his son to get it open. The theaters, open the community
• 1:18:43
  service, So open up the place we need Davies, Tyler pet Davies going.
• 1:18:50
  They want to be theater kids, I guess, so get going.
• 1:18:56
  This is why they're doing TikTok skits. When does it to be ads start?
• 1:19:00
  Niggas? What do you stepdad took his son to the barbershop, right
• 1:19:02
  and because man, just wait a second, bro, I'm like, this
• 1:19:11
  is a kid like sitting down like this is clearly faked smiling. People were
• 1:19:15
  just eating that ship up. I'm like, well, you know, if
• 1:19:17
  that was my son, I don't really see my son, but it was
• 1:19:19
  my son. I won't even stand for no ship like that. Shut up,
• 1:19:24
  nigga, cycle. What is this nigga who can't use his phone on
• 1:19:29
  the clock? If that was my son? Niggas your job and like put
• 1:19:33
  your phones away fox before your shift. I really don't. You can't participate
• 1:19:40
  in these phone events as well. I know you breaking the rules locked by
• 1:19:45
  you just you look over your shoulders to center text at the job, nigga,
• 1:19:50
  get the funk out of here. I hate that this is but that's
• 1:19:53
  all Twitter has become though. They bring these skits from the apps and then
• 1:19:57
  that just becomes like the topic of the You gotta sign in and out a
• 1:20:00
  break with a pen. Get the fuck out of here, niggas check up
• 1:20:03
  on you on your breaks here you've been fifteen minutes. Yeah, that's a
• 1:20:11
  white guy just tapping his wrists like this. What time you're stealing time?
• 1:20:15
  What time did you go on break? Yeh, gotta go. Yeah,
• 1:20:17
  funk out of here. You don't got time. Only one job like that.
• 1:20:21
  I work one job when I worked as a florist. Believe it or
• 1:20:25
  not, it was Valentine's Day and I left with a uti because I couldn't
• 1:20:30
  pee. I was on the floor flor from eight am to nine pm.
• 1:20:32
  I was I was sixteen years old and I held my pee for like a
• 1:20:36
  twelve hours. Child abuse. Literally, it's crazy. I mean, I
• 1:20:42
  mean you kind of like it's development, I guess. So, what was
• 1:20:47
  your shitty job? My shitty quacking? The time? My shitty job was
• 1:20:53
  when I was working at the working as a pool boy. You were you
• 1:20:56
  were a pool boy? Yeah, over the summer. I mean bread though
• 1:21:00
  at the country clubs. No, no like for a pool company love coster
• 1:21:04
  thing. What you need that? Twenty thirteen maybe really Yeah, I was
• 1:21:14
  working as a pool boy. I got fired after like two weeks. It's
• 1:21:17
  the one where I said that the dude told me not to come back if
• 1:21:21
  I don't come on the weekend. I just didn't come back. I don't
• 1:21:27
  need this job. I'm in school. Like you have people with like duys
• 1:21:30
  and suspended driver's license. Still I can do this. I can pass a
• 1:21:38
  background check. You hired me because I had it was I can use my
• 1:21:43
  own piss exactly. I was like, I won't be back yeah, and
• 1:21:49
  he said, ah, yeah, you won't be able, won't get far
• 1:21:53
  with this mentality. Okay, why that's usually a good sign of the job
• 1:22:00
  of ship or not. If you got a drug test for it. Yeah,
• 1:22:02
  no, no, that you didn't have to drug test for this one,
• 1:22:05
  so you didn't have to be test. That's really bad. That's how
• 1:22:09
  you know, like only my corporate jobs drug Yeah, I had the drunk
• 1:22:15
  drug. I got drug testing a cracker barrel. Cracker barrel definitely how they
• 1:22:21
  eliminated black people. And I found it funny that they were drug testing and
• 1:22:26
  I was like, the like they're selling weed. Right now. The lot
• 1:22:33
  of cooks is literally selling weed, like making this edge fire. But he
• 1:22:38
  was selling weed out the bat like for sure, Like I'm going back in
• 1:22:42
  the breaking Yeah. Ye cracker barrel, Yeah, to wash dishes, to
• 1:22:50
  wash dishes, speaking a cracker barrel. The waffle houses down there, they
• 1:22:56
  stopped doing what you call it in in house seating at like ten p m.
• 1:23:01
  So smart, all carry out. That's that's smart because my great small
• 1:23:11
  dumb I wuldn't even let you in the building. I wanted you see,
• 1:23:15
  like a robot drop you off the water. It's going to be a stund
• 1:23:21
  with a sleeve, just slinging the bag, float it floating. Johnson just
• 1:23:29
  going on free style and that. Yeah. When we pulled up there was
• 1:23:36
  four cop cars. I said, oh man, we're in for a time.
• 1:23:39
  It's gonna be. That's what you're good because you went up there just
• 1:23:45
  for a spectacle and good you were robbed of it. Yeah, they got
• 1:23:48
  their food. You didn't even takeout. Don't really hit you just eat it
• 1:23:53
  there. No, just like it. Yeah, because by the time you
• 1:23:56
  get home, it's not the same. It's not it's soggy and into suns
• 1:24:00
  reading fucking nightmare. Yeah, it's like bringing home a fruit salad. Like,
• 1:24:03
  what's the point I've been offered that those two and people are trying to
• 1:24:10
  get rid of food, and they're like take this home, take this home,
• 1:24:13
  And I'm like, oh my god, no, it's like no,
• 1:24:16
  no, thank you, I'm okay pawing it off some fruit salad. Why
• 1:24:21
  don't you just transport this e coli for me? Like, no, just
• 1:24:26
  throw it out, leave it for the squirrels. They will eat it.
• 1:24:30
  But they will eat it. I'm like, yeah, that's kind of over
• 1:24:32
  ordering food. That's usually how it goes. You're left with ship, You're
• 1:24:36
  left with a lot. Yeah, I'm not bringing home the salami. No,
• 1:24:42
  got eight fucking thirty pm. I've been here since two, it's been
• 1:24:45
  out for five hours to graze. Humidity at ninety six percent. Made you
• 1:24:49
  made it last night absolutely more than me. This is I have an hour
• 1:24:57
  drive home. I'm not. No, it's hot, No, I'm not.
• 1:25:00
  That's a black job. Bringing home the leftovers macaroni definitely a black job.
• 1:25:04
  I only just started doing that, bringing home leftover left from where from
• 1:25:11
  like if anywhere? Anywhere? Like yeah, I was only just be embarrassed,
• 1:25:16
  like, I don't know what are you gonna say. I'm gonna say
• 1:25:18
  because he eats all the food, he doesn't have any left. Go ahead,
• 1:25:23
  get it off, buddy, No, go ahead, I'm good.
• 1:25:27
  Come and keep it to myself. Okay, key to the Mortons of donuts.
• 1:25:42
  That's a good like seventy six hours, like it's so pointless. After
• 1:25:45
  that, the same day, taking some extra donuts. The latest I went
• 1:26:01
  to a Duncan and Harlem at eight pm. I was like, okay,
• 1:26:08
  I kind of played myself. I was fried. I wanted something sweet after
• 1:26:11
  I got my hair done and I was like, oh great, a hockey
• 1:26:14
  public with icing, they give you glaze doing it. That was made it
• 1:26:19
  eight o three a m. That's like in Bad Boys. Before there was
• 1:26:25
  like these hot dogs fresh year. I just put them out yesterday. Let
• 1:26:29
  me get that one. Let me get put a relish and mustard on that.
• 1:26:32
  I still haven't seen that. Yeah. I was in Mexico. Sorry,
• 1:26:36
  yeah, I was in Texas. You got any questions for us?
• 1:26:41
  We even do sure. I got a couple talk about Keenan's uncle, uncles,
• 1:26:47
  uncle Will. Yeah, it's a Will Smith. We'll do that next
• 1:26:49
  week. We'll do that next week. We'll do it next week. We
• 1:26:51
  gotta do it. Rick Ross get punching the talk about on the patreoone.
• 1:27:00
  We got fifteen minutes me and getting through all that fifteen all right, which
• 1:27:03
  question? Okay, if you oh check in, summer's here? How is
• 1:27:14
  Elsie search for Love doing? Are we looking strong for fall? Then I
• 1:27:18
  say winter? Are you pushing it back? There we go, it's already
• 1:27:24
  been pushed back. I mean you said you's gonna be outside this summer.
• 1:27:27
  Yeah, I definitely said I was gonna be outside. Say that this summer
• 1:27:29
  is very like twenty sixteen or to it. I'm chilling something about it.
• 1:27:33
  My knee is working, I'm outside, listen, I'm betting there, that's
• 1:27:38
  what is do it. I keep randomly d Jane and I'm like, oh
• 1:27:42
  my god, you really be every you be outside? Oh yeah, you
• 1:27:45
  were at home. Let's it going right? That one grid party and it
• 1:27:49
  was something else I'm not remembering, but you I've like literally turned around and
• 1:27:54
  been like, oh shit, I know that Nigga. I just hear his
• 1:27:57
  voice and I'm like, wait a minute, no way, okay, let's
• 1:28:00
  go yo. As soon as I hear that, I'm like, Yo,
• 1:28:03
  this nigga is in the building on his car. Yeah, all right,
• 1:28:11
  next question, would you rather not? Would you rather know too much?
• 1:28:15
  Or nothing at all? Nothing at all? I don't want to know nothing.
• 1:28:19
  Don't tell me. I was literally just having a conversation about this with
• 1:28:24
  people where it's like, I don't I don't want to know. I don't
• 1:28:27
  want to know. When people tell me their business, I don't want to
• 1:28:29
  know. Like people like, oh, we gotta figure out. We're over
• 1:28:31
  here trying to figure out what's in space, what's on Mars. We even
• 1:28:33
  discovered what's in the bottom of the ocean. Yet I don't want to.
• 1:28:38
  I don't want to because if we go down there and find something now,
• 1:28:42
  now we're waiting for that motherfucker to emerge, not wait for Godzilla to finally
• 1:28:45
  come out to see and take over the world. This is no Adams cracking,
• 1:28:49
  no me. The fact he would use that as like we're in a
• 1:28:55
  swing one. He wouldn't swim swimming, you know what swims a cracking nigga.
• 1:29:02
  What I remember we were we went we went to this one girl house,
• 1:29:06
  you know it was I don't know how it happened this way exactly.
• 1:29:11
  It was me and him and there was other two girls and we're all getting
• 1:29:15
  in the pool and we're like, brother, you would not get in the
• 1:29:16
  water. I'm like, brother, you gotta get in the water. Oh
• 1:29:29
  no water, he said, Now I'm good to crack you like no the
• 1:29:31
  crackers, And I'm like, you sound crazy. I guessing he couldn't swim.
• 1:29:35
  Who game the you drowned for? He was one of the people water.
• 1:29:40
  He was one of the people that that couldn't swim. But no enough
• 1:29:43
  not to drown. It's even swim or not. It's a full four above
• 1:29:47
  ground pools. Get in here, above ground round pool that's four feet won't
• 1:29:56
  holding no water? Nigga fucking up the two man geezu the title the episode.
• 1:30:16
  I was about to start doing sign language. Hey, yeah, I
• 1:30:28
  don't want to know ship. I don't want to know nothing. I don't
• 1:30:31
  tell me a business. Please don't tell me. Yeah, I kind of
• 1:30:33
  hate that as an adult. Now, let's just talk about the boys.
• 1:30:36
  Let's talk about watching. I don't want to let's talk about what what the
• 1:30:41
  lottis classes. Look, I don't want to hear. I really don't want
• 1:30:44
  to hear it, and I don't want to get too deep. But it
• 1:30:46
  harkens back to I don't know. It was a subject on Twitter obviously,
• 1:30:51
  you know how like women's friendships and dudes friendships, and the girl was saying,
• 1:30:57
  like, dude's friendships are service and they don't really get that deep.
• 1:31:00
  Yeah, because I don't want to do that. I got my own ship.
• 1:31:05
  I don't want to get deep into my man unless we make the best
• 1:31:10
  friend dude. I feel this is perspective as a woman. As a woman,
• 1:31:14
  it's never worth seeking male friendship. Like if I had like a man
• 1:31:18
  and a woman and it's like who would you rather like initiate and nurture,
• 1:31:21
  I'm gonna always choose the girl male friendship and like three months and not speak
• 1:31:27
  to each other for the rest of lives because all of a sudden, stupid
• 1:31:31
  about splitting a bill and be like, hold on, all I got was
• 1:31:33
  chicken nuggets. Why are we splitting the girl friend? I'm talking about real,
• 1:31:36
  actual grown ass women. It's so much easier, Like when you're not
• 1:31:40
  in undergrad land to meet friends. I went to and it's like, oh
• 1:31:44
  great, no, you hang out there, friends tweet and that is that
• 1:31:49
  not the same as what you're saying, like I don't need to get deep,
• 1:31:53
  like I don't want to get no, no, no, because I've
• 1:31:55
  known these men for years. Well, this is how it starts. You
• 1:31:58
  know, you meet people in different places. This is then the next thing
• 1:32:00
  you know, it's been ten years and you know them. It's like the
• 1:32:01
  friends you meet your freshman year that far. How many of your friends do
• 1:32:06
  you still talk to from high school? I'd say at least five, but
• 1:32:13
  I was also caveat. I wasn't close to more than that in high school
• 1:32:16
  either. Okay, okay, so you was part of small sum Yeah.
• 1:32:19
  College, Oh, college they're like family. I'm close to everybody I was
• 1:32:24
  friends within college now like godmothers and all times come by. I say,
• 1:32:27
  we've been broly deep since fucking oh seventy people. Yeah, my college friends,
• 1:32:31
  I would say, like a lot closer to than my high school friends,
• 1:32:34
  just by nature of like life, right, Yeah, because like it's
• 1:32:40
  a little bit different when y'all, yeah, when y'all go through college together,
• 1:32:44
  like high school, they experienced especially the postgrad the people who you survived
• 1:32:50
  your second year out of undergrad with. Those are your niggas. For life.
• 1:32:55
  That's your people. I agree that. I can agree with that.
• 1:32:58
  Yes, those are your people, Like yes, the emergency, the god
• 1:33:01
  parents, like the people who survived not the first year, that second year
• 1:33:05
  were like, you know, people's employments are kind of all over the place.
• 1:33:11
  The relations the college relationships fizzled out. That the college couples are all
• 1:33:15
  broken up. Those people that you're still close with we have after you break
• 1:33:19
  up with the person you were dating when you were period, like college friends,
• 1:33:24
  like they split side bro, And I mean, I don't think it's
• 1:33:30
  like that. Luckily didn't happen. I had to do. If you have
• 1:33:35
  a lot of like you forgot, you thought about that, you got to
• 1:33:42
  pick a side. Man, the people who you stay on the side,
• 1:33:46
  I still think about you. You don't have to. You could ask them
• 1:33:51
  like, Okay, which should I do? And they know you so well,
• 1:33:54
  so actually make a good decisions for you so you don't lose that brain.
• 1:33:58
  I don't do that. Was like what should I wear? What do
• 1:34:01
  you think about? Yeah, we don't ask ship like that. But even
• 1:34:04
  if somebody did, if somebody was okay, like what am I like?
• 1:34:10
  I don't know what I want to eat? It's like maybe when you have
• 1:34:14
  friends who are like, yeah, all right, nigga, what you're trying,
• 1:34:17
  nigga? You something you're talking about. I've seen this one dude tweet
• 1:34:28
  he said, nigga would nigga me after that. The good female friendships are
• 1:34:38
  the ones where it's like are they right? It's really close? True.
• 1:34:44
  I'm always like my closest friends definitely get hit with the gay allegations. I've
• 1:34:46
  seen it, you know what. We definitely get playfully homosexual around exactly exactly,
• 1:34:54
  Like I was just back there hugging my man like over there, like
• 1:34:59
  when there's sixty ninety. I was like, what's going on? Its real
• 1:35:02
  territory. Real people who watch some people like or like that see our clips,
• 1:35:08
  they see us say certain things. They don't realize how long we've been
• 1:35:11
  friends, all right, bro? The oh yeah, I don't think they
• 1:35:13
  like also realize like y'all dynamic maybe like oh, like I'm like no,
• 1:35:17
  they're like they're gonna change. I had been dry humping these dudes, yeah,
• 1:35:21
  since like two thousand. Yeah he was later he was like he was
• 1:35:28
  like twenty twenty, but he got his. He got his, Like what
• 1:35:32
  you got your lips? Your pumps. You got you they're coming, don't
• 1:35:39
  you that you hang out with They was giving pumps, you got some pump?
• 1:35:43
  Yeah, I don't know Sean was giving out pumps. No, no,
• 1:35:47
  yeah, did you see was going out? I know Mike was definitely
• 1:35:50
  coming out pumps. I missed a move giving up. So he was talking
• 1:35:54
  about you know, y'all y'all different, y'all moving different clip from Chis and
• 1:35:59
  Gigs. I don't know if you've seen that. The dudees talking about how
• 1:36:00
  you got in a shower with his That was crazy joking way or like like
• 1:36:08
  I'm trying to shower to get shower like the way I need to get I'm
• 1:36:13
  showered with Homegirl before, like honestly, not even on some like I'm trying
• 1:36:17
  to shower. It's like, girl, if we we're gonna be latest fun,
• 1:36:20
  we have to do this simultaneously. What side shower you got to do?
• 1:36:25
  A big enough, big enough? I never showered my nig water so
• 1:36:35
  hot. It always gets it. We're just gonna be late, just like
• 1:36:44
  and we'll be fine. It'll be I watched the baggy watching with my wedding.
• 1:36:50
  I'll be late, nigga. If the other option is showering, watching
• 1:36:54
  with the brows, watching everything else. We've done everything else. I've every
• 1:37:00
  other. Yeah, I mean once you hit like over twenty five, there's
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  like I don't know what I haven't seen, so it doesn't matter. I've
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  seen you give birth or I've seen you have sex in the other room or
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  whatever. So it's like those friendships from high school. Yeah, girl,
• 1:37:15
  I was there when you ain't even like you was pretending to know how to
• 1:37:17
  suck dig You don't even know what it really is like that. This is
• 1:37:19
  before you even really knew. Yeah, And I was there and and listen,
• 1:37:24
  I gassed you up. But looking back, was there, but he
• 1:37:28
  said your ship was back. We made it. Wow, we survived it.
• 1:37:32
  Those are the those real sitters. And it was like I was there
• 1:37:38
  when we really ain't know what he was doing. Was the real brother.
• 1:37:40
  But she's like, yo, get dick game black. And I was like,
• 1:37:42
  nah, my male, when I knew that you had the skinny mini,
• 1:37:46
  Actually that's really how I meant b though, Okay, I actually have
• 1:37:50
  no clue. That's really how it be. How any of my homies be
• 1:37:54
  pumping, so I know you guys really are Damn. That's the surface.
• 1:38:00
  I don't want to. I'm in the pool with it the most, the
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  most, the most. Well, no, it's very easy to have intimate
• 1:38:08
  moments. Something happened over don't exactly I know exactly what a single word will
• 1:38:20
  say. Okay, cat salute, oh god, yeah yeah yeah, yeah.
• 1:38:33
  Time. I've never exposed myself to niggas, I don't know, not
• 1:38:41
  on purpose. It's never on purpose. It kind of just starts with like
• 1:38:43
  you're changing, and it's like, okay, you think, no, it's
• 1:38:46
  no, it's the exact opposite. They look like mine because I don't know,
• 1:38:51
  Oh that's like your middle school friends. Yeah, I don't know,
• 1:38:55
  like like my bost dudes out there who just be showing their friends they meet.
• 1:39:00
  Yeah, that's a white behavior. It's a white man's game. Usually
• 1:39:03
  a white man's games. Had done that, but I know a bunch of
• 1:39:06
  white imperialism showing off the meat. Or one time we definitely had that niggas
• 1:39:14
  run through the locker room butt ass nigga, but he was covering up his
• 1:39:15
  meat. Oh fucking Jared. Yes, he walked walking around with shoes on.
• 1:39:26
  He was walking around fucking Tim's butt neckd with a paper towel tucking between
• 1:39:30
  his thigh crease and his butt cheek. What, oh my god, Philly
• 1:39:34
  gay? No, no, no, no, he was from New York,
• 1:39:38
  Philly, No, he was not. Jared was definitely from New York.
• 1:39:42
  Was a New York as nigga? Yes, Tis, that was in
• 1:39:45
  New York ass name. We were wearing tims too, but that nigga was
• 1:39:47
  crazy. A community coach Brown came out. He was like it was two
• 1:39:55
  thousand. It was probably Polo Boots. Oh my god, he had on
• 1:40:00
  butter all. But closer you are in friends, the more gay things that
• 1:40:04
  happen, of course, for sure, of course, because because you comfortable
• 1:40:10
  with your niggas, you can do that. You can do that. If
• 1:40:13
  you can't if you can't play gay with your home, you can't playfully gay
• 1:40:15
  with somebody, that means you're not even really that cool. You're not that
• 1:40:18
  cool with each other. Or yes, or somebody somebody actually doing but you
• 1:40:27
  know what, someone they don't want to or or there's trauma there. It
• 1:40:32
  could be now now this episode of doctor will need that because because I could
• 1:40:41
  tell like one time, like back in college, like I tried to play
• 1:40:44
  that game on one of life like one of my nor like new Nor Jorge,
• 1:40:47
  and he was like stop Brott, and I can see you starting to
• 1:40:50
  cry. And I was like, okay, there's something on there. I'm
• 1:40:53
  not gonna ask too many questions. Yeah. I was like, I'm gonna
• 1:40:57
  give you this lady's card right here, and I'm just going like you could
• 1:41:00
  I cry cry? But I'm like, stop playing broke. Yeah, I'm
• 1:41:14
  like, you want to go to the cat tickling your feet? Let's get
• 1:41:17
  someone to eat? Man, are you trying to smoke? I think we
• 1:41:30
  got time for Yeah. If you actually had your childhood dream job, what
• 1:41:36
  would it be? What would you but six playing for the Philadelphia seventy six.
• 1:41:41
  That is not how your dream job works, Elsie, that was my
• 1:41:44
  dream job. No, realistically, No, I wanted to be a meteorologist.
• 1:41:48
  You know that's crazy because I was singing about that last week, like,
• 1:41:51
  you know, I really enjoy the weather, like you want talk about
• 1:41:54
  a job where you could be an accurate majority of time and still keep it.
• 1:41:58
  Yeah, meteorologists, baseball player, Hey, it's about to rain outside.
• 1:42:03
  You look outside, nothing but clear skies and sun. Because I remember
• 1:42:06
  the first I went to like the Franklin institute or no, it might have
• 1:42:10
  been a Please Touch museum. They had like the fake mock weather map.
• 1:42:14
  I was like, this is school. So I used to want to be
• 1:42:15
  a meteorologist. The older I got, the more science I realized that it's
• 1:42:17
  involved with meteorology. Yeah, I'm just not looking at the class. I'm
• 1:42:23
  not good sign. I'm like, what do you mean I gotta know about
• 1:42:25
  playing? You mean I don't just like, yeah I could. It's already
• 1:42:30
  raining exactly. My ankle is just starting to swell. It's going to rain.
• 1:42:33
  So they don't just put the answers on the screen. I can't just
• 1:42:38
  read that I was reading off the board. I can't just say what the
• 1:42:40
  doppler radar says. I actually got to do the research, Like so this
• 1:42:44
  green splotches right here, that means rain turns beware. But yeah, that's
• 1:42:51
  what I want. Thirty percent of this area is pregnant right here. I
• 1:42:58
  definitely want to be a uh video game like this designer. Hmmm, what
• 1:43:04
  kind of game were you thinking about? Anything? Anything? There's nothing in
• 1:43:11
  particular. But then once you know, motherfucker started having to get into coding,
• 1:43:15
  that was that was. That's a lot coding is a lot. I
• 1:43:21
  praised the people that can sit there for hours and just look at numbers,
• 1:43:26
  numbers and letters. I couldn't do it. I was like, let's get
• 1:43:30
  to the hardware, the software park, Mike, did you have it?
• 1:43:35
  Uh? Think a lawyer? That was mine? Like briefly, once I
• 1:43:42
  found out how long you have to be in school, Like now that that's
• 1:43:45
  really what it was, I'm like, don't. Honestly, once I discovered
• 1:43:46
  marketing, I was like, wait, I can lie and not have to
• 1:43:50
  like take a test to havelf to lie. I was like, yeah.
• 1:43:53
  I was like, bro, this like business without the math. Well,
• 1:43:57
  I deal with the math still, but more so it's like I get to
• 1:44:00
  be just as deceptive as a lawyer, but not have to take a whole
• 1:44:04
  ass exam to do it. I can lie about any product. Fantastic working
• 1:44:12
  marketing is it's it's definitely just learning how to lie with data. It's great.
• 1:44:18
  Correct. Did you always want to be a doctor? A different type
• 1:44:21
  of doctor? But yeah, I want to be an orthopedic surgeon. There's
• 1:44:26
  money on that, Yeah, there is. And I was like, nah,
• 1:44:30
  I don't feel like doing that. Do you have dimples? Do I
• 1:44:33
  have what dimples. I don't think so. Do I have dimples for like
• 1:44:38
  the split second, Like there's like a little indent. Oh, I see,
• 1:44:42
  I see it. Your beard kind of covers it a little bit.
• 1:44:45
  Yeah, okay, man's face. I'm right here every week, though,
• 1:44:49
  you know, I'd be weakened the first time I've realized it. Do you
• 1:44:57
  have a sparkle to your eye? And you a healthy glove glint? You're
• 1:45:02
  so radiant, You're so happy, radiant a large You were a doctor last
• 1:45:09
  week too, a doctor. You said you doctor doctor dimple, doctor daddy
• 1:45:23
  just on the weekends. But you can call me. That's gonna be a
• 1:45:34
  new thing like Lama aka doctor daddy, Daddy aka doctor dimple. If you're
• 1:45:39
  nasty, if you have the five dollars for patreons, doctor dimple, I
• 1:45:44
  guess so, I guess I'll take you paid at fifteen. It'll be doctor
• 1:45:48
  Dingeling. Oh my god, you're selling me out like that. Everything we
• 1:45:54
  can, let's get it. I gotta get. I got all my holes
• 1:45:58
  on the street. Jesus got this one for the got this. Spontaneous chicks
• 1:46:06
  love you? Oh yeah, they do stoptant, Yeah, they you have
• 1:46:16
  the chicks like the mixy girls and the big girls. So that's spontaneous girls
• 1:46:24
  eating like the reserved women with them Beacon chips. They got the toothpaste matter
• 1:46:31
  someone Veggie straws activated charcoal. Love his ass. I'll be seeing it.
• 1:46:42
  That went to show the likes I've been seeing it, like, I know
• 1:46:45
  all of them collectively have sixteen college credits for sure. Wow, Yeah they
• 1:46:51
  got they they got about the semesters, betweens and astrology. Yeah, about
• 1:47:00
  a lot of I'm coming. I'm going back next semester. I love it.
• 1:47:03
  Their masters in oat milk. They can make up me prappuccino, thems.
• 1:47:10
  You better get a mancha from them. I know that they pressed their
• 1:47:13
  own tea. Oh my god. They make the ship out some overnight after
• 1:47:16
  you, after you pay for that. I just have a quick question for
• 1:47:19
  you on the iPad. You can. The iPad is gonna ask you just
• 1:47:24
  one real quick thing, just one quick thing. You'll never guess what you'll
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  never get. Just cook a number any no rights. Yeah, it's gonna
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  glow up and ask you just one more question. You just I just want
• 1:47:44
  one question real quick. The screen. No, No, it's like you
• 1:47:47
  want to donate to them. No, I don't actually around the children.
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  You got seven you around up, then I don't. I'm gonna keep my
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  two cents from one thank you. Yeah, I think my ash tray is
• 1:48:01
  making from them two pennies. Yeah, I need to add to my I
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  need to add to my collection. It's not gonna make them kids any less.
• 1:48:14
  That's that my kids. It's not gonna put on that baby hand,
• 1:48:17
  all right, I think that's it. Gosh, won't you set all you
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  dessert maker. Uh we will see y'all next week. Say tante place,
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  bye bye. That's all the information I got today. I'm so much more
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  than my black and miles. I understand that the information I got today,
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  it is ain't like what my two cents is not gonna cure. It's not
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  gonna get the cure. That's two cents closer, min. Playing like the
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  leftovers from my big chicken is not gonna help little Susie. You know what
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  I'm saying. Hold down solid food, Okay, all right, press the
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  goddamn button. Why is that even a question,