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- 0:00El Guapo: We're gonna hear meeting.
- 0:06El Guapo: Throw it into that stuff who are fake news.
- 0:11El Guapo: I am not suicidal.
- 0:14El Guapo: We'll circle back with you directly I can circle back, I'll circle back.
- 0:19El Guapo: Do not come, do not come.
- 0:27Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 264 of the Jeffrey and Brian show. I am Jeffrey.
- 0:32Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
- 0:34Testecleese: And we're just 2 guys drinking some beers talking about what's going on we got Guappo back with us.
- 0:40El Guapo: Cheers.
- 0:42Testecleese: Before we get started gonna
- 0:46Testecleese: Army Navy game was today. Navy.
- 0:48Testecleese: Don't worry.
- 0:48Testecleese: 1 13.
- 0:50El Guapo: Obviously.
- 0:52Testecleese: Yes, I am wearing my navy, Hoodie, but it's cold downstairs. So I have this big, fluffy sweatshirt thing on over it.
- 0:59El Guapo: All right.
- 1:00Testecleese: Gotta gotta support your team, you know.
- 1:04Testecleese: All right.
- 1:05Testecleese: Alright, Brian, we've been talking about boeing a lot, haven't we?
- 1:09Brian McFadden: Yes, we have.
- 1:11Testecleese: Well, apparently they just laid off 396 employees in the State of Washington.
- 1:16Brian McFadden: Yes.
- 1:16El Guapo: No.
- 1:17Testecleese: I keep thinking. I want to invest in Boeing, but I'm not sure where rock bottom is. I mean, obviously no one ever does.
- 1:24Testecleese: for the most part.
- 1:27Testecleese: but it seems like every time that I think they're about to bounce back they get hit again.
- 1:34El Guapo: Yeah, they're down.
- 1:36Testecleese: And Guapo, if you've been following silver and gold.
- 1:39El Guapo: No, not lately, not at all.
- 1:42Testecleese: It has been plummeting in value since Trump was elected, because they're expecting the dollar to rebound.
- 1:48El Guapo: It's wrong. Nice best time to buy now when it's zoom.
- 1:53Brian McFadden: No, if you buy it when it's high, and then so when you need it, it's probably gonna be low when you need the money, and you just.
- 1:58El Guapo: That's what I said. Like when you buy, buy when it's low selling when it's high, you know.
- 2:02Testecleese: Yeah. And then when it's low, buy it back. So you have the same silver you did before, but an extra couple 100 bucks in your pocket.
- 2:07El Guapo: Yeah, I couldn't even afford to buy silver. That's why I not even look at it like no, I'm too broke.
- 2:12Testecleese: I know what I mean. I like to buy, at least I like to buy at least 10 ounces at a time when I go, because then it's you get the discounts. You know what I mean.
- 2:20El Guapo: Yeah. But right now.
- 2:21Testecleese: See them. Yeah.
- 2:22Testecleese: Oh, yeah. And when it's like 33 bucks an ounce, if you're buying 10 ounce, I mean, you're talking about 333, but 330 bucks, plus shipping and handling.
- 2:32El Guapo: You have to account with like coin stores and stuff. If if it's really high and people are selling it, they're gonna have inventory large. So they have to like, get rid of that, too. So you may want to
- 2:42El Guapo: like, see the difference between online and local coin store.
- 2:46Testecleese: Understand that I do like buying from someone I know online that I know is quality, though.
- 2:52Testecleese: yeah.
- 2:53Testecleese: just. And just so I know what I'm getting is 99.9 9% pure, and it's sealed to keep oxygen off of it.
- 3:01El Guapo: Yeah.
- 3:02El Guapo: Oh, you like the no. I like to buy
- 3:05El Guapo: mercury dives and quarters and stuff like that. Something like, if emergency comes, you know, shit hit the fan. At least I got something to
- 3:13El Guapo: purchase with.
- 3:14Testecleese: Well, it's funny, because if it hits the fan.
- 3:17Testecleese: Having bars of silver is going to do, Jack, and shit.
- 3:20El Guapo: Yeah, you're saying like little coins, you know, dimes and coins.
- 3:23Testecleese: There!
- 3:24Testecleese: I mean, it's great to have if times get tough to sell, but like no one's going to accept an ounce of silver for whatever. They'd rather have bullets if there's no economy, you know.
- 3:33Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 3:35Testecleese: Oh, speaking of. By the way, I got a smelting furnace.
- 3:41Testecleese: I've been melting down all of my aluminum cans because we don't have any kind of recycling program here.
- 3:48Testecleese: So I'm melting them down into bars. And once I get, you know, 5 anywhere between 5 and 600 pounds of this stuff, I'm going to load up the bed of my truck, drive an hour
- 3:58Testecleese: to the place that does scrap and sell it.
- 4:02Testecleese: Yeah, I mean, well, we'll eat that or throw the cans in the trash, and they just go to waste. You know what I mean.
- 4:07Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 4:08Testecleese: Give me something fun to do.
- 4:09El Guapo: How does it?
- 4:12El Guapo: That would be cool if I could send you a vending machine to accept empty cans
- 4:16El Guapo: 5 cent. Like, you know, 3 cents.
- 4:18Testecleese: Yeah, but.
- 4:19El Guapo: So.
- 4:19Testecleese: I I know what you're saying, but there's no redemption on cans like there is in Massachusetts here.
- 4:24El Guapo: No, that's what I'm saying. You like, you know.
- 4:26Testecleese: And there's a yeah, there's no like recycle truck that comes and picks it up.
- 4:31El Guapo: That's what I know. You be the recycle and recycling.
- 4:35Testecleese: Yeah. So I'm just melting it down to pure bars of aluminum.
- 4:38Testecleese: I'm using a pickling salt actually to keep it from oxidizing when I do it.
- 4:45Testecleese: Yeah. And there's borax is common, too, but pickling salts need
- 4:48Testecleese: plus. I have. There was a bunch of that in the house when I moved in.
- 4:51El Guapo: Oh!
- 4:53Testecleese: Yeah, it was a bunch of pickles in the fridge over here. I'm like, I'm not eating any of that shit
- 5:00Testecleese: Tiffany Haneyard.
- 5:03Testecleese: Remember her, the super mayor.
- 5:05El Guapo: Yeah.
- 5:07Brian McFadden: In her own minds.
- 5:08Testecleese: Yeah. Yeah. Well, self-proclaimed Super Mayor.
- 5:11Testecleese: Yes, she's been booted off of one of these committees in Thornton.
- 5:15Testecleese: And it looks like she might actually lose her job as the mayor.
- 5:20Testecleese: I'm hope I'm hoping to see criminal charges against this woman. She's clearly exploited. The people.
- 5:26El Guapo: The Democrat machine did dirty on her, too. I mean, I like this. She got off by the way they did it do the Democrats being Democrats. The caucus are out.
- 5:37El Guapo: you know.
- 5:38Testecleese: Did you?
- 5:40Testecleese: New Orleans? Did you hear about what happened down there with their government.
- 5:45El Guapo: No refresh my mind.
- 5:48Testecleese: There is a city.
- 5:50Testecleese: It's in the New Orleans area, and
- 5:53Testecleese: the a certain group of people wanted to.
- 5:56Testecleese: Oh, one school system.
- 5:57El Guapo: Yeah.
- 5:58Testecleese: And they were told no. So they went and formed their own city.
- 6:03Testecleese: Yes.
- 6:04Testecleese: like went through the legal process, and everything which then all of a sudden they were called racist, because there's most of the rich white folks that left, but not all
- 6:12Testecleese: and now it looks like the original city is going to get sued because they continue to tax these people for like a year or 2 after. Yeah. So.
- 6:24El Guapo: See.
- 6:24Testecleese: Oh!
- 6:26El Guapo: Fuck around, find out.
- 6:27Testecleese: Exactly. Speaking of fucking around. Joe Biden has gone ahead and given the nod to California to ban gasoline powered cars from being produced by 2035 in California.
- 6:39Brian McFadden: Right.
- 6:39El Guapo: Okay, got it?
- 6:42Brian McFadden: Everybody knows Trump's going to come and try to.
- 6:45El Guapo: No, no, let California do their own thing. I don't care. Yeah, you never know. They may produce something better than that, you know. They keep putting, you know.
- 6:54Testecleese: Well, it doesn't say you can't own a gasoline powered car. It says they can't produce them.
- 6:59El Guapo: Okay.
- 6:59Testecleese: So I mean, all that's gonna do is
- 7:02Testecleese: if there is an automotive industry, it's going to be electric.
- 7:05El Guapo: Hmm.
- 7:05Testecleese: And electric cars cost more and fewer, fewer people buying them lately.
- 7:10Testecleese: So, you know, you might lose some jobs. But realistically, who's producing vehicles in California right now?
- 7:15El Guapo: Nobody. Who's there?
- 7:17Testecleese: The last big one I could remember was Tesla, and they said, Fuck off and left, you know.
- 7:22El Guapo: Yeah, I mean, they bought it for this leather supper. Now I'm paying, you know.
- 7:29Testecleese: I get what you vote for.
- 7:31Testecleese: That's the problem I've seen with a lot of these folks, though, is they're all 1st order thinkers, and they can't.
- 7:36Testecleese: They can't see beyond the hood of their own car.
- 7:38Brian McFadden: Right.
- 7:39El Guapo: Yeah.
- 7:40Testecleese: You know, and they're like, Oh, this will teach them like the like, the shooting, the united healthcare, CEO.
- 7:47Testecleese: Well united, healthy is going to hire a new CEO.
- 7:51El Guapo: Oh, like damn!
- 7:55Testecleese: But I'm saying that whomever gets this job is going to demand a higher paycheck because of the risk and a private security detail pay for by this health insurance company. So your rates are just going to go up.
- 8:07El Guapo: And you know the funny thing about it. He was nothing he was. He wasn't covered by them.
- 8:12Brian McFadden: No, he didn't have insurance with him.
- 8:14El Guapo: I don't know.
- 8:15Testecleese: And that's that we will. We have a whole thing about that. It's the title is Incel Assassin, because there's some rumors about his Dick not working.
- 8:23El Guapo: Why?
- 8:25Testecleese: Yes!
- 8:27Testecleese: And trump won his lawsuit against ABC. George Stephanopoulos had to apologize, and they had to pay 15 million dollars in a defamation suit.
- 8:40Testecleese: This was over. I can't remember exactly what it was, but it was a year, a couple of years ago.
- 8:47Testecleese: With meet the press. I believe it was, which is why he didn't want to do the interview with him last time.
- 8:54Testecleese: Well, while we're talking about media and trump.
- 8:58Testecleese: this, this is great. This is my favorite news, because, you know, people's heads are exploding over, although I'm not.
- 9:03Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
- 9:04Testecleese: All the Internet Trump is going to be Time magazine's person of the year.
- 9:10Brian McFadden: Oh, I heard that it's been talked about on the view with Joy Reid, and she wanted to make sure that everybody knew that other people that one time manage time. Person of the year was
- 9:26Testecleese: You know. If.
- 9:26Brian McFadden: Adolf Hitler, Joseph Mussolini, all kinds of other dictators and stuff.
- 9:34Testecleese: Barack Obama, Joe Biden.
- 9:39Testecleese: and that's the thing is, they immediately go well, look at all the assholes that are in
- 9:44Testecleese: the people use, idolize, have won it as well.
- 9:49Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 9:50Testecleese: Which is interesting guys. So I
- 9:53Testecleese: an old clip from an old South Park episode
- 9:57Testecleese: and one of the signs that they were holding in protest, said, Bush, is a Nazi, and I'm like, Oh, my God! So they can't come up with anything. They haven't come up with anything new to say, I don't like who's doing this stuff that Nazi
- 10:08Testecleese: in the longest time.
- 10:10Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 10:11Testecleese: Oh, so trump has launched his own
- 10:17Testecleese: perfume! Cologne line! Have you seen this.
- 10:20Brian McFadden: No.
- 10:22Testecleese: Well remember the picture of him at Notre Dame Notre Dame, with Jill Biden like leaning in and smiling at him, and everyone saying she voted trump.
- 10:31Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 10:32Testecleese: Well, Trump trump used the picture of her doing that.
- 10:35Testecleese: and cap, and put it on his truth, social and captioned it. Even your enemies can't resist it.
- 10:42Testecleese: I was like, Oh, man, this guy's a. This guy's an epic troll.
- 10:46Brian McFadden: Right.
- 10:50Testecleese: And on the topic of Jill Biden. Apparently they just had their Christmas party holiday party thing
- 10:57Testecleese: for the Marine Corps toy for tots.
- 11:02Testecleese: Well when she said happy holidays. Apparently all the children corrected her and said, Merry Christmas.
- 11:06Brian McFadden: Nice.
- 11:08Testecleese: This is blowing up online, too.
- 11:10Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 11:11Testecleese: Brian, you're the one who shared this article to me, and I was shocked when I saw it, and even the wife remembers this case.
- 11:18Brian McFadden: I'm sure we talked about it when it was happening.
- 11:22Testecleese: Maybe this was 18 years ago, right?
- 11:25Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 11:26El Guapo: Less than 6.
- 11:27Brian McFadden: Yeah, the the crew, the the Duke lacrosse team
- 11:32Brian McFadden: players were accused of raping this woman, and
- 11:39Brian McFadden: their lives were ruined. For the longest time they were kicked out of school and everything else. Well, 18 years later.
- 11:48Brian McFadden: we're finding out what we really believed, to begin with, was. And I mean it's come out before this. But this is the 1st time she's come out, and admitted that she actually lied
- 11:59Brian McFadden: about being raped by him.
- 12:01Testecleese: Because she wanted attention. She said.
- 12:03Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 12:05Testecleese: This. This started a whole thing. Remember, mattress, girl.
- 12:10Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 12:11Testecleese: Yeah, walking around campus with a mattress on her back all the time, because it turns out some dude didn't want to sleep with her.
- 12:19Testecleese: So she accused him of rape and ruined that kid's life, too.
- 12:22Brian McFadden: Right.
- 12:24Testecleese: And you know rape is a very, very serious thing.
- 12:28Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
- 12:28Testecleese: It should not, it should not be taken lightly, and it's horrible that you have to say. Geez! She's just trying to get attention.
- 12:36Testecleese: No, I mean, luckily it's not as
- 12:39Testecleese: I was. Gonna say, it's not as big as it used to be with the false accusations. But look at Kavanaugh and hegseth, and anyone that trump has anything to do with right.
- 12:47Brian McFadden: -
- 12:48Testecleese: That's their go to is accuse them of gang, rape.
- 12:51Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 12:53El Guapo: So yeah, about this guy. The Duke University.
- 12:57Testecleese: There's 3 of them.
- 12:58El Guapo: Yeah, the prosecutor. I guess he was up for reelection.
- 13:02El Guapo: so he needed something so he could get the black boat.
- 13:06El Guapo: and he barely won, but after that he got this bar. He spent one day in jail.
- 13:11El Guapo: you know. Guess what political party he belongs to.
- 13:14Testecleese: I bet he votes Democrat.
- 13:16El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
- 13:17El Guapo: Yeah.
- 13:19Testecleese: I'm telling you. If the Republican party keeps moving the way they're moving, I might actually register Republicans, so I can get involved in the primaries.
- 13:26El Guapo: You have to get over here is open primary on over there.
- 13:31Testecleese: Yeah, I think that's a strange way to do it. But hey, each State's allowed to do it their own way right.
- 13:36Brian McFadden: You know.
- 13:36El Guapo: Yeah. Okay, well, we had one issue in here one time. Well, forget what it was Glenn Junken. When he was elected we had to register people in order to vote for that primary because of something was going on like, Hey, we have to do it this time. For this reason, you know you just register as a Republican this time for the vote for the primary.
- 13:56El Guapo: That time.
- 13:57Testecleese: Well, the open primary thing is an interesting.
- 13:59El Guapo: Yeah.
- 14:00Testecleese: Way to do it, because well, I mean, it seems like it would cause problems with
- 14:05Brian McFadden: Not as much as the ranking system.
- 14:08Testecleese: The rank choice. I'm still not sure what I think of that.
- 14:10El Guapo: You know what's still better than caucus.
- 14:14Testecleese: Oh, they just did that in Virginia, didn't they?
- 14:18El Guapo: No, that's for the the super mayor. They did the caucus there.
- 14:22El Guapo: Yeah.
- 14:23Testecleese: Would have sworn they did something in Virginia the caucus recently, too, for the 1st time in like 50 years. But maybe you're right. Maybe it was the super mayor.
- 14:29El Guapo: Superman. Yeah, which I don't agree with caucus. I prefer people just bought it to see who it is, instead of like. Everybody at once and shit like it's a big fucking cluster, you know.
- 14:39Testecleese: Yeah.
- 14:42El Guapo: Yeah. Well, primarily, is that the boat? Yeah, I don't mind. But the caucus is just like it's I don't get it.
- 14:49Testecleese: That's when you have a group of people that.
- 14:51El Guapo: Boom.
- 14:51Testecleese: Yeah, that's basically like Congress kind of like, in terms of you. You pay them to vote for you.
- 14:58Testecleese: you know.
- 15:00Testecleese: Oh.
- 15:01Testecleese: and I read this article in San Francisco. I don't know if either one of you guys saw it. This anti-cop defund the Policewoman.
- 15:08Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 15:09Testecleese: Had her U-haul stolen with everything she owned in it, and she is begging the police to help her track this stuff down.
- 15:17El Guapo: No, I don't think she's been able to help him. Everybody could help her track him down. She's still on the cop, so fuck it.
- 15:22Testecleese: She's a strong, independent woman. She don't need no man or no police right.
- 15:25El Guapo: With the app.
- 15:27Testecleese: So you know. Go find it yourself.
- 15:30El Guapo: You get what you bought it for, you know.
- 15:32Testecleese: Again. This is that whole? Yeah, you're not. You're not looking forward to see. Well, if we get rid of the police, what's going to happen if I get robbed. There's no one to do anything about it.
- 15:41El Guapo: So.
- 15:42Testecleese: Alright.
- 15:43Testecleese: Well, West Virginia is ranked the most festive state in the United States.
- 15:50Testecleese: and I totally believe this. Everyone decorates for everything here. It's insane.
- 15:58Testecleese: No, it's awesome. Man you drive through. And you
- 16:01Testecleese: I mean, we saw Halloween stuff at every house, and Thanksgiving stuff at every house. People had stuff out for veterans. Day.
- 16:07Brian McFadden: Is there like Walmart, where they put 4 different holidays up at one time?
- 16:11Testecleese: No.
- 16:12El Guapo: One at a time.
- 16:14Testecleese: Now I will say we do still have some Halloween stuff up. That's just because the snow's been coming and going and haven't got out to take down these like ghost things in the trees. But
- 16:24Testecleese: whatever.
- 16:25El Guapo: You know, just recently here took a commercial, actually
- 16:30El Guapo: the rent out Christmas light, install it and then remove it for you.
- 16:36Testecleese: Well.
- 16:38Testecleese: I got some led lighting that I'm gonna install that you can turn on and off with your phone and change the colors. So it's good for any event.
- 16:46El Guapo: But I'm saying that's a good business like you know what? And all this is a strong, independent woman, you know, when they own their own house. They don't have take care of.
- 16:53Testecleese: Hire a bunch of men, hire a bunch of men to come. Do it for them.
- 16:56El Guapo: Yeah, but my step, I told my stepfather like that's dumb, like, well, they're strong, independent. Let them pay for them.
- 17:05Testecleese: Now, I'm sure we all remember from back in the eighties, and I don't know why it took us until the nineties to realize it, but when you put away your Christmas lights, make sure you put them away properly, so you don't have a giant tangled mess that you have to untie next year.
- 17:20El Guapo: Yeah.
- 17:21Testecleese: Because I'm sure you remember. Do.
- 17:22El Guapo: Install it.
- 17:24Testecleese: What?
- 17:24El Guapo: Test the lights before you install it too.
- 17:27Testecleese: Yes, always. But yeah, and I'm 1 thing I'm really glad about is now, if one bulb goes out, they don't all go out. You don't have to find the one bad bulb
- 17:37Testecleese: difference between a series and a parallel circuit, you know.
- 17:43Brian McFadden: But this dude just got elected into. I believe it's the Congress, but I'm not sure. In West Virginia.
- 17:51Testecleese: He was kicked out of the Republican party. He's now officially registered a Democrat, but he was kicked out because he threatened to kill 5 different representatives in the government of the Republican party.
- 18:03El Guapo: Wow!
- 18:05Testecleese: Yeah, he's in jail right now.
- 18:08El Guapo: For that.
- 18:10Testecleese: But threatening to kill people. You can't do that.
- 18:12El Guapo: I mean, yeah, yeah, okay, that's what I was, because it's a Democrat. Probably get away with it.
- 18:17Testecleese: In a democrat area.
- 18:20El Guapo: Yeah.
- 18:21Testecleese: And this guy was a Republican when he made these threats in West Virginia.
- 18:26Testecleese: and one more interesting tidbit of information. All 55 counties in West Virginia grow mistletoe.
- 18:34Brian McFadden: Huh!
- 18:36Testecleese: Yeah. And I found out, because we were looking up in the trees thinking that this stuff we're looking at was like old nests or something.
- 18:43Brian McFadden: All right.
- 18:44Testecleese: Well, the mistletoe grows on the top of hardwood trees, and
- 18:50Testecleese: when the leaves fall off the trees the mistletoe does not lose its leaves. So you see it up there. It's difficult to get to.
- 18:56Testecleese: but it is grown wild. It's all over the place. I had no idea that's what it was so I thought that was pretty cool.
- 19:02El Guapo: Also you need hardwood in order to get a missile.
- 19:06El Guapo: Yes, and the mistletoe hopefully will lead to you. Using that hardwood.
- 19:14Testecleese: What's going on in Virginia? Brian.
- 19:19Brian McFadden: Well, Governor Youngkin is trying to get a Sanctuary City Ban put in place, making State funding contingent on cooperation with ice.
- 19:32Testecleese: Okay.
- 19:33Brian McFadden: Because so many sanctuary cities out there say they won't, you know.
- 19:37Brian McFadden: detain people that are here illegally, and they're not going to listen to what Ice has to say.
- 19:44Testecleese: Yeah, with withhold State funding. Now that brings up an interesting conversation to be had, because Trump is talking about withholding Federal funding from states that don't comply. What happens if it's only counties within that state.
- 20:00Testecleese: Like. And well, how is Junkin gonna find out who is and is not compliant?
- 20:05El Guapo: No, they're fucking. Not loud.
- 20:06Brian McFadden: They tell them they all Charlottesville and Northern Virginia, they just say, Hey, we're not doing it.
- 20:13Brian McFadden: We don't care what you say.
- 20:16Testecleese: Yeah. He wants people to notify
- 20:20Testecleese: ice as soon as they possibly can about removable non-citizens, and he wants them to hold them for up to an additional 48 h awaiting, you know, pickup.
- 20:32Testecleese: and it looks like there are 14 in June.
- 20:36Testecleese: It looks like Virginia is considering 14 different jails and prisons non-cooperative when honoring these detainees or detainers.
- 20:45Testecleese: So we'll see what happens.
- 20:49Testecleese: Can't just have people coming in and
- 20:52Testecleese: doing that. You know what I mean, and.
- 20:54Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 20:55Testecleese: The taxpayer footing the bill. And at the same time people aren't able to get jobs because they're competing against someone who's not necessarily paying taxes. If they're.
- 21:05Brian McFadden: Right.
- 21:05Testecleese: Working illegally under the table.
- 21:08Brian McFadden: And that's something that gets me every time, as people say. Well, they're paying. They're paying taxes, I'm like, how how are they? Possibly paying income tax without a social security number or a worker. Id. Number.
- 21:18El Guapo: It's still somebody else's social security number.
- 21:21Testecleese: That's possible, I suppose, but that's identity theft on top.
- 21:25El Guapo: Yeah.
- 21:25Testecleese: And you're.
- 21:27El Guapo: Yeah.
- 21:30Testecleese: All right. And Phoebus High School, Brian.
- 21:34Brian McFadden: Yep, here in Hamden they just won their 4th in a row.
- 21:40El Guapo: Damn!
- 21:40Brian McFadden: State championship in football.
- 21:44El Guapo: Damn!
- 21:44Brian McFadden: 14 in a row, 4, 4.th
- 21:47Testecleese: Oh, geez, Louise, that's nuts!
- 21:50El Guapo: Yeah. A little tiny town, tiny town in inside Hampton.
- 21:55Testecleese: Yeah.
- 21:55Testecleese: Yeah. Phoebus High School. I'm wow good for them, I guess.
- 21:59El Guapo: Yeah.
- 22:01Testecleese: Well, not Massachusetts News, but they're on the list.
- 22:06Testecleese: From 1990 to 2021 13 people have left California, New York, Illinois, New Jersey and Massachusetts.
- 22:14Testecleese: and they've moved to Florida, Texas, North Carolina, Arizona, Tennessee, Nevada, and South Carolina during the same period.
- 22:22Testecleese: This is something that we've been talking about a lot, how people are fleeing these blue areas because they don't like the politics.
- 22:32El Guapo: Yeah.
- 22:32Testecleese: Moving into red areas from.
- 22:35Brian McFadden: There's a problem with that, though.
- 22:37El Guapo: Now.
- 22:37Testecleese: Well, you would, you would think so, but every state shifted red. This last election.
- 22:43El Guapo: Our core, too.
- 22:45Testecleese: Yeah, like, California lost. What was it? 10 counties that from blue to red.
- 22:50El Guapo: Yeah, first.st
- 22:51Testecleese: That's huge.
- 22:53El Guapo: You know, there's more people voted for Trump in California than actually in Texas, like the last.
- 22:59Brian McFadden: Yeah, we talked about that on a previous show. Yep.
- 23:02El Guapo: Yeah.
- 23:04Testecleese: A lot of people in California.
- 23:06El Guapo: Oh, shit.
- 23:07Testecleese: Texas has a lot of people, but it's
- 23:10El Guapo: Not at this point.
- 23:11Testecleese: There's a lot more desert in Texas than California. You know what I mean, and oil wells.
- 23:17El Guapo: Oh.
- 23:22El Guapo: I guess this backfired on the Democrats, because I think there's going to be like, turn the States blue and actually turn more red than what it would be. Red.
- 23:30Testecleese: Yeah.
- 23:31Brian McFadden: They went so far. Wacko left. You know that
- 23:34Brian McFadden: the average American doesn't want to go that far.
- 23:38El Guapo: Yeah.
- 23:38Testecleese: Well, it's interesting. You say that because at the very bottom of leftovers, the Harvard President has in private told his faculty that they need to rethink their messaging about the Gop. After that victory.
- 23:52Testecleese: Wow, because it's you're creating a whole bunch of people that are ready to go out there. And
- 23:58Testecleese: I mean they're taking days off of school because of stuff that's happening in Israel. It's like what.
- 24:03El Guapo: Oh, there's people.
- 24:04Testecleese: Days off school because they lost the election. Are you kidding me.
- 24:08El Guapo: Okay? And especially the CEO. CEO got shot. Dude. How many of them actually college university room for this shit, you know.
- 24:17Testecleese: Well, new York has put up
- 24:19Testecleese: wanted signs. The citizens are putting up wanted signs with pictures of Ceos on them.
- 24:24El Guapo: Okay. How many of them? I bet your scholars most of them.
- 24:28Testecleese: Yeah, it's just that over time.
- 24:30Testecleese: If you think killing someone is the way to solve this problem.
- 24:33El Guapo: They? They don't know. They don't know. Fucking French Revolution history. Then.
- 24:38Testecleese: Thank you so much because Robes Pierre lost his head, too, didn't he.
- 24:42El Guapo: Yeah, he was rooting for it. And the next thing he lost his aunt too.
- 24:46El Guapo: Well, after a revolution like that, you have to kill everyone who organized it. So they cannot organize a revolution against you. Yeah.
- 24:57Testecleese: Jeez Louise!
- 24:58Testecleese: But yeah, they've charged their suspect for this murder of that CEO Luigi Mangione.
- 25:06Testecleese: maybe Mangione. But all I think, was chuck, mangione, the trumpet player.
- 25:12El Guapo: Oh, okay.
- 25:14Testecleese: You guys don't remember Chuck Mangione.
- 25:16El Guapo: Yeah.
- 25:18Testecleese: Yeah. Well, okay. Did you watch King of the hill?
- 25:21El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
- 25:22Testecleese: He was the guy that was at the Mega low mart that would you'd see him slip by playing the trumpet.
- 25:29El Guapo: I don't know. No.
- 25:30Testecleese: All right, but I am predicting that by between the election.
- 25:36Testecleese: November 5, th this past November and April, the end of April. I'm predicting a thousand political deaths in the United States.
- 25:44Brian McFadden: Okay.
- 25:46El Guapo: Hmm.
- 25:49El Guapo: No.
- 25:49Testecleese: Anyone any pushback or agreement.
- 25:52El Guapo: There's a bunch of left that they're fucking
- 25:55El Guapo: soy, boys, so I don't think they'll cry about it unless they do it by masses.
- 26:00Testecleese: You had that one woman who killed her father on election night with an ice.
- 26:05Brian McFadden: Didn't like the way he voted.
- 26:06Testecleese: No, I think it was something else. I think something. It was about
- 26:09Testecleese: the lights being on or off while the election is happening.
- 26:13El Guapo: Yeah.
- 26:13Testecleese: But then you had the guy who killed his whole family.
- 26:16El Guapo: That doesn't mean she was leaning left, too. So okay, what else.
- 26:21Testecleese: Well, that was the guy who killed his entire family, and then himself. After the results came out.
- 26:26El Guapo: Yeah, okay. I mean, see, they're just killing each other. They're neutralizing.
- 26:30Testecleese: While the CEO was killed.
- 26:33El Guapo: Yeah, all of those people.
- 26:35Testecleese: Someone called in a bomb threat of Marjorie Taylor Greene and the bomb squad got into a car accident and a woman died in that car. Accident.
- 26:43El Guapo: Was it the was it the killer, the one that called the thing or no?
- 26:48El Guapo: What's that? Those are the person that called swatting.
- 26:53Testecleese: Well the person called in the bomb threat, and then, as the bomb squad showed up, they got into a traffic collision with a random civilian who died.
- 27:00El Guapo: Oh, okay, okay, all right. Oh, wow.
- 27:03Testecleese: Yeah.
- 27:04Testecleese: And I'm thinking, after after January, after inauguration.
- 27:09Testecleese: we're going to see more deaths, I think on January 6.th I bet those deaths because they're going to pull their own. J. 6. Crap.
- 27:19El Guapo: I don't think it's going to happen. I think they're going to get fucking squattered. Big time trump is not going to fuck around this time. I think he just learned his lesson.
- 27:27Testecleese: Entirely possible. They get something with the National.
- 27:29El Guapo: Right now. Mike Johnson is the fucking Speaker of the House, so he may have the fucking. What's the name of the coast? Another Coast Guard. What's the National Guard ready to go? Some shit went down on January 6.
- 27:42Testecleese: Otherwise he's gonna go ahead and bust out the insurrection act and watch how fast the lefties lose their shit.
- 27:47Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 27:48El Guapo: I thought you didn't like interaction, you know.
- 27:52Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, except they'll actually bring weapons.
- 27:55Brian McFadden: When it benefits them.
- 27:57Testecleese: Oh, just like Chelsea, Manning stormed the Capitol recently over this
- 28:03Testecleese: transgender thing going on the Supreme Court.
- 28:06El Guapo: The left. They don't own guns, and if they do own guns they don't train hardcore like the right does.
- 28:13Testecleese: Whoa! Did you see, Tim Walls try to go pheasant hunting when he couldn't load his shotgun.
- 28:19El Guapo: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. The fucking better meals.
- 28:23Testecleese: The cockholes I mean the.
- 28:28El Guapo: Girlfriends voted for Trump and their boyfriends, or the girlfriends, you know.
- 28:32Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's the husband voted Harris. The wife voted Harris. But the wife's boyfriend voted trump.
- 28:42Testecleese: But yeah, this guy's facing 5 charges to include forgery, forging identification.
- 28:49Testecleese: having a firearm without a license.
- 28:53El Guapo: I'm not.
- 28:55Testecleese: Sure
- 28:56El Guapo: Oh, this is in Pennsylvania now.
- 28:59Testecleese: He was picked up at A. Mcdonald's in Pennsylvania.
- 29:01El Guapo: So they can do that charger own a firearm without license.
- 29:06Testecleese: Yeah.
- 29:06El Guapo: So they cannot prosecute that when it's a Federalist, because Federal, I don't think.
- 29:11Testecleese: No, that would be Pennsylvania doing their thing, and then they're going to turn them over to the Federal. I believe they've already turned him over because they tried. His attorney tried to say, there's no evidence linking them to this actual murder.
- 29:22El Guapo: Okay.
- 29:23Testecleese: But I'm pretty sure that got blown up.
- 29:26Testecleese: or I don't know. I'm not even sure this is the right guy, especially the eyebrows.
- 29:31El Guapo: The unit got picked up as a unibrow, and the guy in the picture with the mask on did not have a unibrow.
- 29:36El Guapo: Well, his fucking Hoodie was covered. I was on the brow, and I think that that.
- 29:40Testecleese: Not covering his eyebrows, though. But either way this could well be the guy. I don't know.
- 29:45El Guapo: Yeah.
- 29:46El Guapo: I just all got caught because it went a flirt with a girl.
- 29:49Testecleese: Yes, took his mask off to flirt with somebody. That's how they got his face.
- 29:53El Guapo: You have to be disciplined, you fucking art and craft.
- 29:57Testecleese: Well, if only she had shaved her head and said, I'm not going to hook up with dudes! Then he wouldn't have even tried right.
- 30:03El Guapo: No, probably he's a i don't know. He went to college, so probably he's a cockhole, too.
- 30:09Testecleese: Went to Harvard. Not Harvard. I'm sorry. Ivy League, one in Pennsylvania.
- 30:15Brian McFadden: Wednesday.
- 30:15Brian McFadden: Is that correct University of Pennsylvania?
- 30:18Testecleese: You're real.
- 30:19El Guapo: Yeah.
- 30:20Testecleese: And well, there you go. This guy was. He's 20 something years old.
- 30:25Brian McFadden: Has private high school, that his parents paid $40,000 a year for.
- 30:31Testecleese: And he's got a postgraduate degree. So like this, guy's literally never worked his entire life, and his parents. Apparently his family is worth 40 million dollars, which coincidentally is the same amount of money. The united healthcare CEO is worth.
- 30:45El Guapo: Oh!
- 30:46Testecleese: You're telling me you couldn't pay out of pocket for your medical expenses.
- 30:51El Guapo: I think something more to it. I think he got doctorated in high college, too.
- 30:56El Guapo: Hey? Hey?
- 30:57Testecleese: Radicalized.
- 30:58El Guapo: Yeah.
- 31:00Testecleese: Yeah. Well, they're saying that he had a
- 31:03Testecleese: he was born with a back issue, and then went surfing with his buddies and hurt his back.
- 31:09Testecleese: And it caused a numbness.
- 31:11Testecleese: And they're saying that this guy was an involuntary celibate.
- 31:16Testecleese: And I was looking at this guy. I was like this dude is in shape. He's.
- 31:20Brian McFadden: Yes, he's way in shape. He's got like washboard abs.
- 31:24Testecleese: Yeah, there's no way he can't physically move around. It's not that he's incapable of having sex, because his back hurts. It's got to be because his Dick don't work.
- 31:34El Guapo: But hold up. Let me ask you this.
- 31:36Testecleese: You're picking up weight and staying in shape like that, and you can't hump.
- 31:41El Guapo: Yeah, I mean, if your Dick doesn't work, that means your testosterone is like low, no low T.
- 31:47Testecleese: Not necessarily. That's testicles, not penis.
- 31:52El Guapo: Oh, well, coming like that that is sponsored with fucking demoral.
- 31:57Testecleese: Got if he's got an issue. Yeah, if he's got an issue with a nerve.
- 32:00Testecleese: But so we can't get sensation back and forth. You know what I mean?
- 32:04El Guapo: But that's what I'm saying like. So if you I mean, if your Dick doesn't work, you probably get demoralized, and then you're probably gonna end up with low T, so it's not gonna be no desire for
- 32:16El Guapo: in now for
- 32:17El Guapo: you. You like you release from the nature mentality hump, you know, procreate, you know, have sex.
- 32:28Testecleese: I know what you're saying, but if he was physically working out and staying in shape that would have kept your testosterone high.
- 32:36El Guapo: So he still wanna he still had a pure desire to be attracted to female, you know.
- 32:42Testecleese: Yeah, but he's dealing like he needs a little blue pill.
- 32:44El Guapo: Yeah. But he, let's suppose he didn't have no desire to interact with females like
- 32:49El Guapo: not desire to be attracted to female. He just is doing this by himself because he would have been a fucking, ultimate killing machine like fucking, you know. Work wise, you know.
- 33:00El Guapo: No, you don't get the distraction like, Okay, I don't care for female, whatever let me do my.
- 33:04Testecleese: Just funny because he was an athlete in school.
- 33:07Testecleese: Like. I believe I was on the wrestling team. I think this was wrestling team.
- 33:14Testecleese: and yeah, like a lot of athletes make it a point to keep away from women because they're a giant distraction when it comes to
- 33:20Testecleese: keeping it. Peak, peak, physical capabilities and.
- 33:23Brian McFadden: Right.
- 33:24Testecleese: I mean, especially like Boxers, won't
- 33:28Testecleese: have anything to do with women while they're training getting ready for a fight.
- 33:31El Guapo: The aircraft.
- 33:32El Guapo: Nothing. Just keep up with.
- 33:33Testecleese: Yeah. You gotta keep that edge.
- 33:35El Guapo: Yeah, mind distraction. But you know.
- 33:39El Guapo: and this is what I'm saying like, if he had that, if the dick wasn't working properly, he had low teeth, no desire for female, he would have been blessed, Dude, completely blessed. I'm not attracted to females like what can I do with them, you know.
- 33:55El Guapo: Make.
- 33:56Testecleese: Said, don't.
- 33:56El Guapo: Live your life. However, you want to. Do. You know.
- 33:59Testecleese: Just because you can't get it up. Doesn't mean.
- 34:01El Guapo: There's no desire still.
- 34:03Testecleese: Doesn't. Yeah, it doesn't mean your desire goes away. I mean, if if that was the case, nobody would be taking Viagra or any of these other pills, you know.
- 34:11El Guapo: That's true. Well, that because Viagra, I mean you had that previous experience. So you wanna.
- 34:19Testecleese: Know if this guy was necessarily a virgin. I I think it was after this injury it pinched off his nerve sensation.
- 34:27El Guapo: Yeah. Then probably. Dennis. Okay. Alright.
- 34:30Testecleese: Yeah.
- 34:30El Guapo: Different case.
- 34:32Testecleese: Yeah. So let's all make fun of the incel, because the left loves to call right wingers incels.
- 34:38El Guapo: No.
- 34:39Testecleese: Make fun of the inside, who locked and shit so hard that he had to kill someone over it.
- 34:43Brian McFadden: All right.
- 34:44El Guapo: Yeah. That word doesn't here murder me?
- 34:48Testecleese: And did you see his quote? Okay, at least 2 fake manifestos were released after this. Yeah.
- 34:55Testecleese: probably from far lefties trying to justify what he did to their cause.
- 35:01Testecleese: But he was found with a notebook, and
- 35:06Testecleese: you could tell this guy's a fucking moron, no matter how much education he had, because, he said. United States is number one. Health care cost but 47th in life. Expectancy.
- 35:17Testecleese: Well, if if your blood type is pudding, you're going to die young.
- 35:21Testecleese: Yeah, I mean, if you're mainlining big Macs and fucking soda.
- 35:26Brian McFadden: Like President, trump.
- 35:28Testecleese: Trump's an anomaly. Let's be real
- 35:33Testecleese: mean. I don't expect to live to be a hundred years old. I love to drink beer, and I'm smoking a cigarette right now. You know what I mean.
- 35:40El Guapo: Yeah.
- 35:41Testecleese: But I'm not going to go and blame the healthcare system for not being able to keep me alive and cure me of everything.
- 35:46El Guapo: Yeah, I mean, how long you want to live for man live life, you know. Fuck it.
- 35:50Testecleese: I'd like to see my children get married, but at my age I was so old and they were born that might not happen, depending on when they get married.
- 35:58Brian McFadden: They gotta make. Well, you're West Virginia so they can get married like 13, can't they?
- 36:02El Guapo: I think they changed the age already, but they just recently did, too. 16. I went to 18.
- 36:09Testecleese: Yeah, it went. Yeah, exactly. Went up to 18 from 16, and that was somewhat recently.
- 36:15El Guapo: Yeah, I remember listening to that and rubble in the morning. You know how we like to make jokes about West Virginia.
- 36:21Testecleese: Well, it's funny is everyone makes fun in West Virginia. That's fine. I want everyone to think that it's all bunch of incestuous backwoods racists.
- 36:29El Guapo: Keep, every.
- 36:29Testecleese: But, like all the movies, you can think of, that supposedly take place in West Virginia like deliverance did not. Deliverance took place in Georgia.
- 36:39Testecleese: The hills have eyes wasn't here, either.
- 36:43Testecleese: but everyone just pictures West Virginia. I'm like good. No, leave this place pristine for me.
- 36:51Testecleese: This like.
- 36:52Testecleese: There's no trash on the side of the roads. People actually throw stuff away. They don't just drop their garbage wherever they are.
- 36:59El Guapo: Yeah.
- 37:00Testecleese: Nobody takes a shit on the side of the road here.
- 37:04El Guapo: Oh!
- 37:05Testecleese: It's great!
- 37:08Testecleese: Yeah, he's had a bunch of stupid shit in his notebook, and apparently he had a
- 37:12Testecleese: possible entire plan to take out more
- 37:16Testecleese: wealthy people in charge of this crap. But
- 37:19Testecleese: here's the big question that's been driving me nuts. How are these guys so anti-healthcare? When
- 37:27Testecleese: in 2020, they were so pro big, Pharma.
- 37:33El Guapo: Do that.
- 37:34El Guapo: They just go wherever the wind is blowing.
- 37:37Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 37:37El Guapo: Do you know.
- 37:39Testecleese: That's exactly what it is. They can't form their own opinions.
- 37:42El Guapo: Now.
- 37:43Testecleese: Oh, this is the popular opinion. So that's what I'm gonna go with.
- 37:46El Guapo: And you can see it, too, with trump. When he got elected just recently within my popular vote, a lot of people are like, okay, this is not bad, like
- 37:56El Guapo: what the fuck man I have to just go, whatever the wind is blowing, you know.
- 38:00Brian McFadden: Right.
- 38:01Testecleese: I will say, though, these these nut jobs with their vaccines during Covid made me a decent amount of money.
- 38:09Testecleese: Once people were talking about even trying to mandate it.
- 38:13Testecleese: I went and bought a little bit of Moderna stock.
- 38:17El Guapo: Oh!
- 38:18Testecleese: It went up 900% in like 6 months.
- 38:21El Guapo: God damn!
- 38:22Testecleese: Yeah, so I dumped it, which I wish I held on to it a little longer, but I dumped it and cashed out. You know what I mean.
- 38:28Testecleese: Yeah, you never know when it's gonna go down. So you did probably the right thing.
- 38:32Testecleese: I mean, no, I didn't, because then I would have to pay taxes on it.
- 38:37El Guapo: No, you just buy another stock somewhere else.
- 38:40El Guapo: and you said you bought stock somewhere else.
- 38:44Testecleese: Yeah, I just reinvested it right away. So I didn't have to pay any taxes on the capital gains.
- 38:50El Guapo: Yeah.
- 38:51Testecleese: But the the Mcdougals over in Altoona, Pennsylvania is getting tons of bad reviews because someone who worked there called the police and turned in. Luigi.
- 39:06El Guapo: That's fine. It'll be okay.
- 39:08Testecleese: I just I don't understand this idea, this idea of
- 39:12Testecleese: vigilantism, and why? It's such a great idea, because, you know, these are the same folks, same folks right now that are supporting this guy as a Vigilante were the same ones that made fun of us as kids for reading comic books.
- 39:23Brian McFadden: Right, exactly.
- 39:24Testecleese: Batman, the Vigilante.
- 39:26El Guapo: Yeah.
- 39:28Testecleese: Oh!
- 39:28El Guapo: Plus. How often do you read a review of Mcdonald's like? Is this Mcdonald? Good! Let me check my review. No, it's fucking. Mcdonald's like I.
- 39:36Testecleese: Yeah, it's it's the same everywhere. Let's be real. That's the whole point right.
- 39:40El Guapo: Yeah. And like, I like to take my own conclusion. I don't fucking. Read the rears. I don't got time for that shit, you know. Let me.
- 39:46Testecleese: Yeah, that's.
- 39:47El Guapo: Right now.
- 39:48Testecleese: There are bad
- 39:49Testecleese: fast food locations, you know. I mean, they're not doing the stuff they're supposed to do properly. But you're not checking the review before you go into Taco Bell when you're when you're driving through the night. And you see, Taco Bell, you're like I'm hungry. I know I can eat Taco Bell.
- 40:03Brian McFadden: Well, everything's freeze dried there, so that makes it better.
- 40:06El Guapo: Oh!
- 40:06Testecleese: I mean, I love taco bell, but if if you get a bad batch dude, it is a race against the devil to get home in time.
- 40:13El Guapo: Hold up! Hold on!
- 40:15Brian McFadden: I don't see.
- 40:16El Guapo: Dude. You need to apply my rule one mile radius before you get home. Dude.
- 40:21Testecleese: Cool.
- 40:22El Guapo: Like that.
- 40:23El Guapo: At least, you know you could hold it for a mile, you know.
- 40:27Testecleese: Last time I had taco Bell I was over an hour away from a home.
- 40:31El Guapo: And we went.
- 40:32Testecleese: We went. Furniture, shopping.
- 40:34Testecleese: Oh, and oh, it was! It was a bad batch of Tacos.
- 40:39El Guapo: Okay.
- 40:39Testecleese: And I did not feel okay. And I feel terrible for the staff at big lots because.
- 40:47El Guapo: Oh, I use their bathroom, and oh, my goodness!
- 40:50Brian McFadden: You blew it up.
- 40:52Testecleese: Oh, man.
- 40:54Testecleese: yeah, it was. I was not okay. I was. I was upset. I had to be there when it happened. Okay.
- 41:00El Guapo: Oh, I can just smell it now, fuck, let's talk about.
- 41:05Testecleese: But Gofundme has pulled the fundraising for mangione.
- 41:08El Guapo: What?
- 41:10Testecleese: Well, I'm gonna give Gofundme a thumbs up on this one because.
- 41:16El Guapo: No, no.
- 41:16Testecleese: Do that all the time when it comes to defenses.
- 41:19El Guapo: I don't know. Still, if I.
- 41:20Brian McFadden: They do that a lot.
- 41:23Testecleese: Yes.
- 41:24El Guapo: Innocent to proven guilty dude. I'm sorry we live in.
- 41:26Testecleese: I I agree with you, but they've already done this to people on the right side of the aisle that have been accused of crimes like Daniel Penny.
- 41:33El Guapo: This is not. This is not right. I don't care. He did kill the CEO. It's still a fucking constitutional republic. He got rights. You need to go to court.
- 41:41Testecleese: Yes, and your rights protect you from the government, not from a private organization.
- 41:46Brian McFadden: Right.
- 41:48Testecleese: You can have terms of service you can get kicked off of
- 41:51El Guapo: Astrophic, social, media.
- 41:53Testecleese: Year, for.
- 41:53El Guapo: Yeah, I see.
- 41:54Testecleese: Sorts of stuff that's not illegal.
- 41:56El Guapo: Yeah, but they just like to assume people guilty before we trial. You know this is what Ibagiani did. He took matters on hand. So here we go, fucking same standard.
- 42:06Testecleese: Oh, yeah, well, again, that's different. Ending. Someone's life is different than saying, You can't use my.
- 42:12El Guapo: But yeah, zoom is.
- 42:12Testecleese: My services.
- 42:14Testecleese: You know what I mean.
- 42:15El Guapo: But it's still.
- 42:16Testecleese: But I agree they shouldn't get involved.
- 42:18El Guapo: It's a neutral, you know.
- 42:20El Guapo: whatever it's not my fucking company. But you know and by the way, Brian, when I put that comment about the democracy. It was just to see who's gonna react and how they're gonna react after the election.
- 42:31Brian McFadden: Not that many.
- 42:33El Guapo: Oh, there's 1 that was like I don't.
- 42:34Brian McFadden: Everybody loves their democracy that doesn't exist.
- 42:38El Guapo: It. Fucking doesn't go the way, and that person was fucking pissed.
- 42:43Brian McFadden: Oh, my God!
- 42:45El Guapo: I can hear you gonna say something. She did. She defend me, too.
- 42:48Brian McFadden: You got defriended.
- 42:52El Guapo: Yeah.
- 42:53Testecleese: Because because you pointed out that democracy went the other way.
- 42:57El Guapo: Yeah, like, you love the democracy until it doesn't go your way. And she, fucking, loved that comment. Okay, cool. Let's see what happens. The next.
- 43:03Testecleese: And then it didn't go her way, and you.
- 43:05El Guapo: Yeah. A couple days later. No, I just said nothing. I just put like a big fucking poster of Kamala Harris get his room swept by a fucking big red wave.
- 43:14Testecleese: Hmm.
- 43:15El Guapo: She deleted me like a couple of days later. I think she did find out.
- 43:19Testecleese: Exactly you. You love. You love the theory of it until.
- 43:22El Guapo: It doesn't go your way.
- 43:24Testecleese: That's why we're not a democracy, though, is because democracy is mob rule.
- 43:28El Guapo: Yeah.
- 43:29Testecleese: The majority will always trample the minority in the democracy, but.
- 43:33El Guapo: And.
- 43:33Testecleese: People are too stupid to understand what democracy really is. They think
- 43:37Testecleese: I don't know what they think democracy means. Honestly.
- 43:40El Guapo: That they just go, whatever the fucking the markers tell them
- 43:45El Guapo: I flip back and forth, but anyways keep moving on.
- 43:47Testecleese: And well, yeah, a woman got picked up and is being charged for threatening health insurance companies with deny delayed, deny deposed, which were written on the boards.
- 43:57El Guapo: Other than that.
- 43:57Testecleese: Hill.
- 43:59Testecleese: Okay.
- 43:59El Guapo: That's a nurse.
- 44:01Testecleese: I think she was a nurse. I think that's it.
- 44:03El Guapo: Yeah, okay.
- 44:05Testecleese: And once again Taylor Lorenz is in our news cycle.
- 44:09El Guapo: Oh, I do!
- 44:10Testecleese: Yeah.
- 44:11El Guapo: 50 or something there.
- 44:13Testecleese: I don't know they they're calling her millennial. If she's 50, she's a Gen. Xer. I don't know.
- 44:18El Guapo: Yeah, they call her like she's a she's a she's in her fifties because they make fun of her. How I look, I mean, she look good? I mean I still do her.
- 44:24Testecleese: 50. Yeah. But so does Demi Moore.
- 44:27El Guapo: Not anymore. I got this up. Yeah. But anyways, yeah.
- 44:31Testecleese: Well, she
- 44:33Testecleese: was working with Vox, and they have decided not to renew her contract. After this. Supporting the murderer, the assassin.
- 44:42El Guapo: Yeah.
- 44:42Testecleese: They're claiming it had nothing to do with that. But.
- 44:46Testecleese: Yeah, obviously, that you know. Cover your own ass. Cya.
- 44:50Brian McFadden: Great.
- 44:51Testecleese: And we were just talking about her last week with a raw dog in the saying that everyone's raw dog in the air, not wearing a mask, and I'm like
- 44:59Testecleese: I'm old enough to remember when we called that breathing.
- 45:02El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 45:03Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 45:05Testecleese: And it's funny because she made a big deal, because people were giving her shit about not wearing a mask at this book. Signing thing she did at a release.
- 45:12Testecleese: not wearing a mask.
- 45:14Testecleese: And she's like, Oh, I went through this and thousands of dollars out of my pocket to make sure people were vaccinated. They, you know, they tested
- 45:21Testecleese: negative. They they ran thermometers on their foreheads. They went through UV lighting, and all that stuff.
- 45:27Testecleese: and all I could think was trump brought up UV lights. And you guys said he was a fucking nut job.
- 45:32Brian McFadden: Why didn't they pour bleach in their systems.
- 45:34Testecleese: Why didn't they just inject bleach, too? Right
- 45:38Testecleese: again? It's the I'm gonna say, whatever the fuck, I think I need to say to get people to be on my side and hate that guy.
- 45:45Brian McFadden: Right.
- 45:46Testecleese: Hmm.
- 45:47Brian McFadden: Oh, I already brought up the bomb threat thing with Marjorie Taylor Greene.
- 45:52Testecleese: All right.
- 45:55Testecleese: Yes, a woman died anyway.
- 45:59Testecleese: Kjp. Corine. Jump here. The White House press secretary.
- 46:04El Guapo: The one
- 46:05Testecleese: Claim that 64% of Americans support the hunter. Biden pardon.
- 46:11El Guapo: You're right.
- 46:13Testecleese: 64% of Democrats supported it.
- 46:16Brian McFadden: Right.
- 46:17El Guapo: Yeah.
- 46:19Testecleese: When it comes to Americans, it was less than 40% supported that
- 46:23Testecleese: because, you know. But what 36% of Democrats like no, that was stupid.
- 46:28Brian McFadden: But there's another poll that went around that said, Would you do this for your your children if you had the opportunity? And about 90% of the people said, yes, they would.
- 46:39El Guapo: Yeah, but that doesn't mean you have to lie before, like, oh, I never. I'm not gonna let the fuck.
- 46:43Brian McFadden: Exactly. Yeah. Yeah.
- 46:44El Guapo: You just say, like, I'm not gonna talk about it. I'm not gonna talk about it.
- 46:47Testecleese: That's what I said. That's what I said last time when we talked about this the 1st time was if he just came out and said, I'm going to pardon my son.
- 46:53Testecleese: I would have respected that more.
- 46:55Testecleese: but they had to use that as a guise of no one's above the law, as they were prosecuting trump.
- 47:00Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 47:02Testecleese: And I'm still upset that they threw that he got pardoned on the gun charge. Because I want to see that go to Supreme Court.
- 47:08Brian McFadden: Well, you got part on more than that, you got like.
- 47:12Brian McFadden: Preemptive pardons, you know.
- 47:14Testecleese: Yeah, something wasn't even accused of. He was part.
- 47:16Brian McFadden: That tells you that.
- 47:19Testecleese: He was part of.
- 47:19Brian McFadden: I knew what was really going on with Hunter.
- 47:22Testecleese: You can go back.
- 47:23Brian McFadden: That magic number of 2011, or 2014, you know it's insane.
- 47:28Testecleese: Well, that was the big deal was 11 years ago was when the whole burisma scan.
- 47:32Testecleese: Yeah, yeah.
- 47:34Brian McFadden: And that's what Trump got his 1st impeachment for, was trying to bring Ukraine to do some investigation, to see if what was going on there.
- 47:43Testecleese: Well, that was the best part, too, is, they said. Oh, he's going after his political rivals. Biden hadn't entered the race yet when this happened.
- 47:52Testecleese: Does anyone remember this.
- 47:53Brian McFadden: No, no, no, nobody does.
- 47:56Testecleese: Like when people right now talk about the summer of love, the Blm riots they bring up George Floyd.
- 48:02Testecleese: The riots were already happening when George Floyd went down it was Ahmet Aubrey.
- 48:09Testecleese: the guy who attacked his pregnant baby mama that had a restraining order against him. When the cops showed up. He reached into his car and grabbed a knife
- 48:19Testecleese: and they shot him dead. That's what caused the riots, but no one talks about that.
- 48:24Brian McFadden: No, of course not.
- 48:25Testecleese: No one wants to talk about how.
- 48:27Brian McFadden: It's not. It doesn't fit the narrative.
- 48:29Testecleese: And no one wants to talk about how George Floyd had enough Fentanyl in the system to kill rhinoceros either.
- 48:37Testecleese: All right.
- 48:39Testecleese: So did you. Did you go through any of these pardons, slash commutations.
- 48:45Brian McFadden: I've read through some of them. Yeah.
- 48:48Testecleese: Did you see the Chinese guy.
- 48:50Brian McFadden: No, I missed that one.
- 48:53Testecleese: He pled guilty.
- 48:55Testecleese: So it's not even like, you know, whatever
- 48:58Testecleese: to 70,000 charges of child pornography.
- 49:04Brian McFadden: Free, to go.
- 49:07Testecleese: Biden commuted his sentence and said, You have to leave the country, and you can't come back.
- 49:13Brian McFadden: Well. Whiten also set a new record for the most clemency's
- 49:20Brian McFadden: and community pardons and community sentence in one day. It's never been done. But he did 15,000 sentences.
- 49:28Testecleese: 1,500.
- 49:30Brian McFadden: Yeah, 1,500.
- 49:31Brian McFadden: And so, apparently, is this the real biden or the daddy? Long legs? Biden? That's doing all these pardons.
- 49:40El Guapo: Yeah.
- 49:41Testecleese: What do we mean, Daddy? Long legs.
- 49:43Brian McFadden: Well, there's a conspiracy theory out there that there's about it body double that does a lot of Joe Biden stuff.
- 49:52Testecleese: I got a feeling. Joe just signed the paperwork, and someone else put it in front of him. Anyway, there's no way he read all of these cases. You know what I mean.
- 49:59Brian McFadden: No, because it would have taken him more than till 9 am. To do it, and he's asleep by 10. So.
- 50:05Testecleese: Exactly. But yeah, the whole list. The whole list is out.
- 50:10Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 50:10El Guapo: So hold on! Hold on! So this Chinese guy he got convicted. He got. Then he got sent back to China.
- 50:17Testecleese: Yes.
- 50:18El Guapo: So he deported a criminal.
- 50:20Brian McFadden: No.
- 50:21Testecleese: On the ground.
- 50:21Brian McFadden: Well, we got deported because Biden gave him a pardon.
- 50:25Testecleese: Yeah, wasn't even a criminal.
- 50:26Testecleese: He was pardoned.
- 50:29El Guapo: So he.
- 50:29Testecleese: Well, he wasn't pardoned. His sentence was commuted. That's different.
- 50:33Testecleese: Okay, we'll go ahead and feel guilty.
- 50:35El Guapo: You know.
- 50:35El Guapo: So he's like, Hey, he's the porter criminal. There we go.
- 50:40Testecleese: Jeez is that racist.
- 50:42El Guapo: No just reporter, a criminal.
- 50:44Testecleese: Oh, man, ask some of these Democrats.
- 50:46El Guapo: Hmm, so should we, are we asking? So this person did it? Well, Joe Biden did it.
- 50:52Testecleese: Yeah. Well, Joe sniffs kids. Obviously he pardoned this guy.
- 50:56El Guapo: Kumariz said this to pour his ass.
- 50:59Testecleese: So.
- 51:00El Guapo: Well, at least we we don't have it in here. Fuck it, feed it from the system, you know. Fuck it.
- 51:07Brian McFadden: He also commuted a sentence of an official who stole 43 million dollars from a small town.
- 51:12Testecleese: 53 million.
- 51:14Brian McFadden: 83 million.
- 51:15Testecleese: Don't tell me it's fucking the super mayor.
- 51:19Brian McFadden: No, not the zoom room.
- 51:21Testecleese: She hasn't been charged of this yet.
- 51:23El Guapo: Oh, okay, okay. I guess we're waiting for after.
- 51:28Testecleese: I'm waiting to see if he goes ahead and commutes or pardons the woman in Massachusetts that just did the same thing.
- 51:36El Guapo: Oh, we talked her last week, didn't we, Brian? Yeah.
- 51:40El Guapo: and hire her fucking cousin, or something like that?
- 51:43Testecleese: Brother, I think. But yeah related to her, and like was get got handed cash in kickback form, or got kickbacks in the form of cash in the bathroom.
- 51:53El Guapo: The 1st woman fucking immigrant 1st woman did.
- 51:58Testecleese: That's the best part is, she came here illegally, was given citizenship.
- 52:03Testecleese: and then elected into this thing, and she went. She got, took the job and her job, she ran on. We're going to clean up the corrupt politicians.
- 52:12El Guapo: So she haven't been sentenced yet, so she's still.
- 52:15Testecleese: No, she hasn't. She's
- 52:17El Guapo: We're waiting on trial.
- 52:18Testecleese: I think. Yeah, I think she's been charged like official, or I think she's been indicted. That's it. So far.
- 52:23El Guapo: All right. Cool.
- 52:25El Guapo: Kash Patel is going to be busy.
- 52:29Testecleese: Yeah. And there's another guy that got a commutation.
- 52:33Testecleese: I don't know what Iow stands for, but.
- 52:36Brian McFadden: Mile away.
- 52:37El Guapo: Yeah.
- 52:38Testecleese: Okay. I'm sorry. My mistake.
- 52:40Brian McFadden: He's a teacher in Virginia, should have went under logo. I guess.
- 52:43Testecleese: My well, it fits under pardons, too, my.
- 52:46Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, it sure does. He was. He admits to having 10 to 60 child sexual abuse images on his phone.
- 52:56El Guapo: Damn!
- 52:57Brian McFadden: That's a lot.
- 52:59El Guapo: Damn.
- 52:59Testecleese: Yeah.
- 53:00El Guapo: I guess.
- 53:01Brian McFadden: Teacher.
- 53:02El Guapo: I'm not Gonna move to Smithfield now.
- 53:04Testecleese: Well, this is something that we've talked about. Teachers having sex with students is becoming more. And maybe it's not more and more popular or common.
- 53:13Brian McFadden: We're hearing about it. More.
- 53:15El Guapo: Because of.
- 53:15Testecleese: Here.
- 53:16Testecleese: And it turns out it's almost always
- 53:19Testecleese: the women teachers having sex with their students almost.
- 53:25El Guapo: And then how about looking too? Like girl? You could pull almost any guy you want.
- 53:29Testecleese: Can pull some real ass.
- 53:31El Guapo: Yeah, like, why?
- 53:32Testecleese: Yeah, they want to bang an 18 year old.
- 53:35El Guapo: Fucking sickle. Where were you when I was a kid? Damn!
- 53:40El Guapo: No, not bad. But you know what my whole perspective changed, you know, because this
- 53:46El Guapo: go this fucking teachers. They don't know what the fuck they've been banging. Next, you know. Go go for somebody innocent like a 16 year old, you know he's not old enough to make that fucking decision for himself.
- 53:57Testecleese: Don't care if they are old enough, even if they're 18, you are in a position of authority. It is inappropriate and wrong.
- 54:04El Guapo: Oh, as a teacher. Yes, yes, but as in like everyday person when I have sexuality, sure, go ahead, you know it's legal, you know.
- 54:13Testecleese: Yeah. But if you're their teacher in school.
- 54:15El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, it's a whole different.
- 54:18Testecleese: Like did their grades go up.
- 54:21Testecleese: Hey? Wow!
- 54:23Testecleese: If you, if you stuff my stocking, I'll give you an a.
- 54:27El Guapo: Yeah.
- 54:27Testecleese: Oh!
- 54:27El Guapo: Don't worry about the herpes.
- 54:32El Guapo: It's just a pimple. Don't touch it all right. Well.
- 54:37Testecleese: Christopher Ray.
- 54:39Testecleese: He's the FBI director right now.
- 54:42El Guapo: Yeah, he's residing.
- 54:43Testecleese: Yeah. Well, trump. Put him in place.
- 54:46El Guapo: Hmm.
- 54:47Testecleese: And he's he's a yeah.
- 54:51Testecleese: Well, Biden didn't change them. Change them out.
- 54:55El Guapo: Oh, yeah. Oh, trump, put it in. Yeah, as a director. So now he's gonna fire him.
- 54:59El Guapo: Yeah, probably. But the dip state, you know. So.
- 55:03Testecleese: We gave him the choice resign, or you're going to get fired.
- 55:07Testecleese: His? Does he need a pardon?
- 55:11El Guapo: We had to see. We had.
- 55:13Testecleese: For probably.
- 55:14Brian McFadden: Probably one of those people that they will.
- 55:16Brian McFadden: Everybody wants Biden to do preemptive pardons which has never been done before.
- 55:21El Guapo: So he.
- 55:21Brian McFadden: And when they were talking about trump doing it in the when he was president, they thought the Left thought it was crazy, even discuss preemptive pardons, and only.
- 55:31Testecleese: Hitler would do that right.
- 55:33Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 55:34El Guapo: So this is, you know, like, I was listening to somebody fucking trump. Just played 4 d chess with these people dude.
- 55:41El Guapo: But now you're gonna be like, hey, you fucking guilty or something. So what the fuck you need to pardon me.
- 55:47Testecleese: Well, this is something I've been I've been thinking about is what if Biden pulls a wrong Reagan
- 55:53Testecleese: and grants mass amnesty to everyone in the country illegally.
- 55:57Brian McFadden: They wanted to do that, too.
- 55:59Testecleese: I know. But what what's going to stop him, I mean, Reagan did it.
- 56:05Testecleese: And the idea was, it was supposed to be once, and we never have to do it again. That was the whole point.
- 56:11Brian McFadden: We'll see how that went.
- 56:12El Guapo: Yeah, we'll see how it goes.
- 56:14Testecleese: You opened the border up fuck, Joe Biden is literally selling off the border wall.
- 56:19El Guapo: Hold on. So hold on. This is the okay. Let's let's go back a little bit. He's gonna pardon him for what one crime.
- 56:27Testecleese: Crossing the border. Illegally illegal migration.
- 56:29El Guapo: So you still don't have no status to be here, so you couldn't.
- 56:33Testecleese: Be a citizen necessarily, I suppose.
- 56:36El Guapo: You know, even as a resident. Not even that. You're just in the limbo.
- 56:40El Guapo: You can.
- 56:40Brian McFadden: You know.
- 56:42Testecleese: Maybe. But I'm not sure exactly. That might. Actually, that might be one way we could accept. This is, yeah, you can stick around. But you need to figure out how to become a citizen, and if you fuck up you're going right back.
- 56:54El Guapo: Yeah.
- 56:56El Guapo: And and the way I was thinking, too, like, you know, starting use it.
- 56:59Testecleese: Gave him citizenship.
- 57:01El Guapo: Oh, yeah. So that's okay, anyways. But what I was.
- 57:03Brian McFadden: Well, speaking of citizenship, Trump's already announced that he's going to try to get rid of the birth
- 57:09Brian McFadden: birthright, citizenship.
- 57:11Testecleese: Yeah, that's going to be a tough one.
- 57:14Brian McFadden: Well, how many other countries have it?
- 57:16El Guapo: No, I'm just.
- 57:17Testecleese: Canada.
- 57:20Testecleese: Canada, I think, is the only other nation that says, if you're born here, thing is the 14th Amendment doesn't say if you were born here, it says, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof.
- 57:31El Guapo: Oh!
- 57:33Testecleese: And it does.
- 57:34Brian McFadden: It would.
- 57:36Brian McFadden: If if it went away, it would definitely would cut down on the incentive to get here illegally and have babies.
- 57:44Testecleese: Anchor babies. Exactly.
- 57:45Testecleese: Yeah. Is this was an issue. Was it under Bush or Obama with the Chinese Anchor babies?
- 57:50El Guapo: Oh, that's the whole reason we need to get rid of it, because the Chinese anchor babies.
- 57:55Testecleese: Meetings.
- 57:56Brian McFadden: Well, you see, knew about true social.
- 58:00Testecleese: I've seen. Yeah. John Fetterman is the 1st Democrat elected official to join Truth social. I am liking Fetterman. More and more lately I.
- 58:09Brian McFadden: Obviously he sees that Pennsylvania is going more and more red, and he's up for election in a little bit, and so he needs to move a little bit to the right in order to get reelected.
- 58:22El Guapo: I thought it was a fucking the seizure gave me a little look.
- 58:26El Guapo: Make you see things right?
- 58:30Testecleese: Yeah. Well, the way things he he's acting now. I'm glad he beat Dr. Oz.
- 58:34Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 58:36Testecleese: But yeah, he joined true social, and said that we biden should pardon trump. So boom! It's done. It's over with no more arguments that he had on this. It's.
- 58:45Brian McFadden: Biden won't do it.
- 58:47Testecleese: No, but that would solve so many problems when it comes to so much crap. You know what I mean.
- 58:51Brian McFadden: Yes.
- 58:54Testecleese: And there you go, should, when trump takes office, should he immediately pardon Biden with a blanket
- 59:01Testecleese: for everything ever.
- 59:02Brian McFadden: No.
- 59:03Testecleese: Just well, then, everyone could be like, Well, use pardons, like, yeah. But
- 59:07Testecleese: innocent people don't need pardons, you know.
- 59:11Testecleese: because that was a big deal they were making about Hunter Biden like. Oh, innocent people don't need pardons. He won't be pardoned.
- 59:17Testecleese: I've seen bumper stickers that say that.
- 59:19Brian McFadden: Right.
- 59:20Testecleese: When I was in Massachusetts. Innocent people don't need pardons, I'm like.
- 59:24Testecleese: are you? Are you peeling that sticker off now?
- 59:28Brian McFadden: No, they're just.
- 59:29Testecleese: Neither.
- 59:30Brian McFadden: They're just conveniently forgetting about the sticker.
- 59:34El Guapo: I still see her as well. Bumper stickers.
- 59:37Brian McFadden: It's hilarious when you see those little bump I mean, I still Obama Biden's bumper stickers out there, you know.
- 59:44Testecleese: Just. I never got around to do anything about it but the Harris wall stickers. That's probably the guy in his car by himself, with the mask on.
- 59:51Brian McFadden: No.
- 59:52Testecleese: In 2024.
- 59:57Testecleese: Trump is talking about pardoning the J. 6 defendants on the 1st day, within the 1st hour.
- 1:00:03El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:00:04Testecleese: Problem. Well, the problem I have with that is, some people actually committed actual crimes.
- 1:00:09Brian McFadden: Right.
- 1:00:10El Guapo: Yeah, that's and those.
- 1:00:12Testecleese: Now acknowledge.
- 1:00:13Brian McFadden: Blanket, pardons.
- 1:00:15Testecleese: Well, it's 1 thing to say. 4 years is enough time of a sentence for trespassing or even fighting a cop.
- 1:00:22Testecleese: I if that's going to be the argument. Okay.
- 1:00:26Testecleese: but that shouldn't be a pardon. That should be a commutation. Yeah, you were found guilty. Yes, you did something wrong, but you get to go home now because you shouldn't get 22 fucking years.
- 1:00:34Brian McFadden: Right.
- 1:00:36Testecleese: For this. You know what I mean.
- 1:00:38El Guapo: Yeah, plus. There's more people in the system with it. Come on to get them out.
- 1:00:42El Guapo: More tax money. That's the way I see it, you know.
- 1:00:45Testecleese: It does cost a lot of money to get people in prison. Believe it or not, it costs more money to execute someone than just to keep them in prison for life.
- 1:00:52El Guapo: No.
- 1:00:55Testecleese: The appeals process.
- 1:00:56Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's yours.
- 1:00:58Testecleese: It takes years and years of courtroom time. So there's a judge involved. There's lawyers involved. The district attorney.
- 1:01:05El Guapo: And you don't want to. This. This is what happened, Virginia, for the fucking Covid shit. We went down fucking. Government was wreck. Ralph
- 1:01:16El Guapo: was commuting fucking sentence from fucking a lot of fucking criminals. Dude.
- 1:01:20Testecleese: Violent criminals have had.
- 1:01:21El Guapo: Yeah, yeah. The one that kill a cop. It should be in death penalty. But no.
- 1:01:26Testecleese: Here we go. What do we think about
- 1:01:29Testecleese: possibly prosecuting Cuomo Newsom, Murphy, and anyone else who put Covid positive people in nursing homes that killed the elderly.
- 1:01:40El Guapo: That should be a statewise fuck. I'm sorry that.
- 1:01:44Testecleese: It's too much.
- 1:01:45El Guapo: But too much politics. It should be. The State decided that you fucking, bullied this guy. You should. This should be pro state prosecution.
- 1:01:55Testecleese: Well as I remember, we had one episode, and we named it Cuomo's. Oh, no grabbing Fannies and killing grannies. No one cared that he killed all the elderly people, but they cared that. He grabbed some woman's ass and said, I'm Italian, that's what we do.
- 1:02:08El Guapo: It was.
- 1:02:08Brian McFadden: That's what got him
- 1:02:11El Guapo: Kick that off. Yeah.
- 1:02:14Testecleese: And then it turned out his brother was running cover for him the whole time on. Was it? Cnn.
- 1:02:18Testecleese: I'm fucking faking his low covid.
- 1:02:21Brian McFadden: Como's on another network.
- 1:02:23El Guapo: Yeah. Fucking.
- 1:02:25Testecleese: But he's becoming based. Have you heard him? Have you seen.
- 1:02:28El Guapo: I'm sorry I don't believe him. I still don't believe him. You lie once to me. I'm not going to take it. I'm not gonna take it, face value.
- 1:02:35Testecleese: Know what you mean. Fool me once! Shame on you! Fool me twice! Shame on me! I get that.
- 1:02:40El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:02:41Testecleese: But it's possible. He pulled his head out of his ass.
- 1:02:43El Guapo: No, he just covered for his ass right now.
- 1:02:45Testecleese: He passed away. But he's he's agreeing that we should pardon trump, too.
- 1:02:50El Guapo: And the same thing with the toasted gabber like she's cool and amazing, and everything. But I still.
- 1:02:55Testecleese: I like Tulsea.
- 1:02:56El Guapo: The second Amendment thing. I need her. I need to tell me what happened. What changed his mind? What happened that changed your mind, how, how she read the Second Amendment now, and I want to hear.
- 1:03:05Testecleese: Write her a letter.
- 1:03:07El Guapo: No, I don't. I don't care for it.
- 1:03:09Testecleese: I mean.
- 1:03:11Brian McFadden: Another thing with the January 6 people is apparently there's some report, says the FBI has
- 1:03:18Brian McFadden: 26 confidential sources, but there's no evidence of any undercover agents involved in it.
- 1:03:24El Guapo: Yeah, they're not confidential. The Comp.
- 1:03:27Testecleese: That means they weren't paid by the F. They weren't employees of the FBI. They were just paid as contractors.
- 1:03:33El Guapo: Hmm.
- 1:03:34Testecleese: And
- 1:03:36Testecleese: Well, not only were they at the January 6th riot, but I think it was something like 23 of them were directly involved with the the rioting and the breaking into the Capitol building.
- 1:03:50Testecleese: anyway, and he was found not guilty in Jordan Neely's death.
- 1:03:54El Guapo: Now let's talk about this.
- 1:03:57El Guapo: I was shocked about this this.
- 1:04:00Brian McFadden: I was, I mean. Look at who brought the charges. Alvin Bragg.
- 1:04:05Testecleese: Right.
- 1:04:05El Guapo: Yeah, but they were hold. They were like fuck contested the fucking 1st charge.
- 1:04:09El Guapo: the fucking premeditarian. Is it permeditary or fucking? Involuntary.
- 1:04:14Testecleese: Not pre meditated. The the manslaughter, the the bigger charge.
- 1:04:18Brian McFadden: They tried to edge their bets by bringing 2 charges.
- 1:04:22Brian McFadden: one higher and one lesser charge.
- 1:04:27Brian McFadden: And yeah.
- 1:04:28Testecleese: Negligent homicide.
- 1:04:29Brian McFadden: These are people that actually ride the subway in New York on a regular basis. So these are people that have seen the deterioration of law and order on the subway. I remember like when I was in the active duty, and you went to go visit New York. That's the only way you travel was on the subway.
- 1:04:47El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:04:47Testecleese: Don't!
- 1:04:48Brian McFadden: Even in DC. It was safe, you know, but now I even hear the DC subway. The Metro is not even that safe to ride out on a regular basis.
- 1:04:57Testecleese: I always rode T up in Boston
- 1:05:00Testecleese: is the way to get around.
- 1:05:02Testecleese: Yeah.
- 1:05:02Testecleese: And typically you didn't see a whole lot of grossness like people get thrown in front of trains like you do in New York.
- 1:05:08Brian McFadden: Yeah, what's that?
- 1:05:09Testecleese: Just happened again. Someone got tossed in front of a train, and as soon as he did it the guy turned around and said, I didn't do it. It's like dude. We just watched you do.
- 1:05:16Brian McFadden: There's cameras.
- 1:05:18Brian McFadden: you know. There's a million cameras, you know. But yeah. So the jury came out and said that they were deadlocked on the higher charge. So the da, trying to save his case.
- 1:05:31Brian McFadden: asked for that one to be dismissed, and they he tried. He bet all his eggs in one basket on the lesser charge, and they came back with Not guilty on that one.
- 1:05:41El Guapo: Yeah, because I saw the writing. Well, hold on. You didn't care about that fucking charge.
- 1:05:45Testecleese: Carol, here's the here's the real question.
- 1:05:48Testecleese: Okay, did you guys know that there were 2 other people helping Penny in this.
- 1:05:53El Guapo: Yeah. Then you fucking got called out, but yeah.
- 1:05:56Testecleese: And neither of the other 2 people involved were white.
- 1:05:59El Guapo: Yeah, I know, because.
- 1:06:00Brian McFadden: He doesn't fit the the.
- 1:06:02El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:06:04Brian McFadden: And then, you know, Daniel Penny and his lawyers went out to celebrate afterward, and the reporter went and tracked him down at the bar, and he said I would do it all over again.
- 1:06:13El Guapo: He, how dumb can you be, dude? Hold on! They tried to prosecute it because they're trying to help fuck this fucking town. I'm out of here.
- 1:06:24Testecleese: Yeah, buddy.
- 1:06:24Brian McFadden: Not moving out. Yeah, that's what they said on the clay and bug show is like
- 1:06:28Brian McFadden: moved to Florida, moved to Tennessee, moved to a state that you know.
- 1:06:32El Guapo: It's friendly to your fucking, you know. Cop.
- 1:06:35Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:06:36Brian McFadden: it's more law and order, friendly, you know, and even even the mayor has been coming out since he got his indictments from the Doj when he started complaining about all the illegal aliens.
- 1:06:49Testecleese: The migrant.
- 1:06:49Brian McFadden: Yeah, in this state, you know, he's started to talk more conservative along the way, too.
- 1:06:57El Guapo: Yeah, because he sees it right in the wall.
- 1:06:59Testecleese: New York's turned into shit. Dude.
- 1:07:01El Guapo: Oh!
- 1:07:01Brian McFadden: All under. I mean, it didn't start under him, but it's gotten a hell of a lot worse under him.
- 1:07:06El Guapo: Well, yeah.
- 1:07:07Brian McFadden: He had this quote unquote blm leader, who I didn't think Blm was the thing anymore.
- 1:07:13Brian McFadden: There it is.
- 1:07:14El Guapo: Black Vigilantes to come and choke and kill those who try to oppress blacks. After the verdict.
- 1:07:23Testecleese: Huh!
- 1:07:24Testecleese: So I'm well. I'm glad I have a gun.
- 1:07:29El Guapo: Dude. This is barely any blm over there.
- 1:07:32Testecleese: Just remember, Brian, you're in a purple area that voted Democrat.
- 1:07:36El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:07:37Testecleese: And you live in a black area of Virginia. Are you going to be murdered because you're white.
- 1:07:44Brian McFadden: Possibly.
- 1:07:45Testecleese: Maybe you should start carrying a gun.
- 1:07:50El Guapo: Anyways, the way I see this, after all of this Daniel Paint get stabbed in New York. He's a dumbass that was on him because he's a dumbass. He didn't see fucking things the way it should be.
- 1:08:01El Guapo: Yeah, I wish him the best, but just get the fuck out of New York.
- 1:08:06Testecleese: Yeah.
- 1:08:06El Guapo: No.
- 1:08:07Testecleese: Well, people call him for Bragg to resign over this, Ted Cruz is saying, even prosecute him for malicious prosecution.
- 1:08:15El Guapo: Yeah. Well, depends on New York dude.
- 1:08:18Brian McFadden: Well, he, how many attorneys you know normally, when a new President comes in they kind of leave mostly attorney generals in play, you know the district attorneys in place.
- 1:08:30Brian McFadden: But is he a Federal attorney, district attorney, or a State district attorney?
- 1:08:36Testecleese: He was charged by New York.
- 1:08:38Brian McFadden: Got it.
- 1:08:38Testecleese: Greg.
- 1:08:39Brian McFadden: No trump can't come in and buy her a brag.
- 1:08:41Testecleese: No. Bragg left his job as a Federal prosecutor to take the job in New York to be able to prosecute trump under New York law.
- 1:08:50Brian McFadden: Okay, that's right.
- 1:08:52Testecleese: Yes, he took a giant pay cut and demotion to do this, and he ended his career over it.
- 1:09:01Testecleese: But yeah, Aoc came out and was like, he's out celebrating and partying. He doesn't even feel bad, like, you know, even if you didn't mean to kill him, you should feel bad. So. Yeah, well, he probably did for the longest ass time. Yeah. But but you put it in.
- 1:09:15Brian McFadden: Was years ago, and he had to fight for his life, to stay alive and to stay out of prison.
- 1:09:22Testecleese: It. It's celebrating. Your freedom is different than not feeling bad about someone dying like, yeah, maybe I would get involved again. But that doesn't mean he wanted the guy to die. You know what I mean.
- 1:09:33Brian McFadden: No.
- 1:09:34Testecleese: Like someone breaks into my house and threatens to hurt my family, and I blast them with my shotgun. I don't necessarily want them to die.
- 1:09:41Brian McFadden: Right.
- 1:09:41Testecleese: I just want the threat to go away
- 1:09:44Testecleese: now, if they die, I'm still gonna feel bad that I shot the dude and killed them.
- 1:09:48Testecleese: But someone breaks into my house next week. I'm gonna do the same fucking thing, and you know it.
- 1:09:55Testecleese: No?
- 1:09:58Testecleese: So what's going on with the Houthis, over there in the Gulf of Haiti.
- 1:10:04Brian McFadden: They're getting more and more bold
- 1:10:08Brian McFadden: now they're now they're attacking ships that the Navy is escorting through the Persian Gulf.
- 1:10:17Testecleese: What drives me nuts is, we're we're shooting down these missiles and stopping this attack.
- 1:10:22Testecleese: Why aren't? Why isn't the navy turning around and sinking the ship that fired the the warheads
- 1:10:29Testecleese: like rules of engagement. Once they fire upon you, you could fire back period right.
- 1:10:33Brian McFadden: Right it should be. That's the way the rules engagements are.
- 1:10:36Testecleese: You sink a handful of these ships. Maybe they'll stop.
- 1:10:41Testecleese: Now I got a feeling under trump. That's exactly what's going to happen. They're going to give him the green light and say, no, sink that ship, destroy that vessel.
- 1:10:48Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:10:49Testecleese: And arrest everyone who survives, which, by the way.
- 1:10:55Testecleese: all 3 of us were in the navy. Okay.
- 1:10:57Brian McFadden: Yep.
- 1:10:58El Guapo: No.
- 1:10:59Testecleese: We're all familiar with the brig. Whether or not we've spent time in the brig.
- 1:11:04Brian McFadden: I have not, I only.
- 1:11:06Testecleese: Yeah.
- 1:11:06Brian McFadden: Time on restrictions.
- 1:11:08Testecleese: I spent 3 days, bread and water.
- 1:11:11El Guapo: Oh! And.
- 1:11:11Brian McFadden: I did 45 and 45.
- 1:11:13Testecleese: Oh, did you get a you get a reduction in rank to rate too.
- 1:11:18Brian McFadden: Very possibly.
- 1:11:20Testecleese: You got bought. Oh.
- 1:11:21Brian McFadden: I can either confirm nor deny it. How's that.
- 1:11:25Testecleese: 45 that's
- 1:11:27Testecleese: Half month's pay times 45 days, 45 days, restriction and reduction in rank. Oh.
- 1:11:35Testecleese: get busted down, and they take half your pay.
- 1:11:39Brian McFadden: E. 40 e. 3. All over again.
- 1:11:42Testecleese: Oh, an E. 4. When I was
- 1:11:45Testecleese: when I was in E. 5. I think I was getting 1,400 bucks every other week after taxes.
- 1:11:53Testecleese: Oh, then then they get busted down and lose half of that. Yeah.
- 1:11:58Testecleese: jeez you didn't fuck up like that again, did you?
- 1:12:03Brian McFadden: Hell, no.
- 1:12:04Testecleese: Is that why I had to have liberty buddies.
- 1:12:07Brian McFadden: No, this was after the liberty. This was before liberty. Buddies.
- 1:12:10El Guapo: Oh!
- 1:12:13Testecleese: Jeez, Louise Brian.
- 1:12:14Brian McFadden: This was on the Carl Vincent.
- 1:12:17El Guapo: Oh!
- 1:12:18Testecleese: Oh, oh, wow! Oh, yeah, this is early in your career.
- 1:12:21Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:12:22El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:12:23Brian McFadden: I learned from.
- 1:12:23Testecleese: I am.
- 1:12:24Brian McFadden: Eggs and didn't lie on top secret clearances anymore. So oh, that's too bad.
- 1:12:30Brian McFadden: Committed to doing drugs while in the Navy on a top secret clearance investigation.
- 1:12:34Brian McFadden: You know, I learned about doing that.
- 1:12:37Brian McFadden: No suckers say, shit, that's the
- 1:12:39Brian McFadden: that's exactly the same as getting caught on a piss test. Yeah.
- 1:12:43Testecleese: Yes, yeah, no, it really is. There's no leniency for admitting anything. You may as well just keep your mouth shut.
- 1:12:50Testecleese: Like. Well, you don't.
- 1:12:50Brian McFadden: Scared me.
- 1:12:52Testecleese: Oh, they made they made it sound like they're gonna kick you out of the service right.
- 1:12:55Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:12:56El Guapo: They weren't gonna kick you out. You know it now.
- 1:12:59El Guapo: even after a minute they kick you.
- 1:13:02Brian McFadden: Now I know. Yeah.
- 1:13:07Testecleese: Just like that, you know. I always hear people say, Never talk to cops, and it's like I agree and disagree.
- 1:13:13El Guapo: Depends how big the city is, too.
- 1:13:16Testecleese: You know, even if there's any reason why you might possibly be investigated.
- 1:13:21Testecleese: Mouth shut.
- 1:13:22El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:13:24El Guapo: I like that.
- 1:13:25Testecleese: Hi son.
- 1:13:25El Guapo: I like the scenario pointed out, like you know you say a copy. Good morning. 5 min later a fucking bomb went off.
- 1:13:33Testecleese: You're the guy they remember.
- 1:13:35El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:13:36Testecleese: Yup. Exactly all that all it has to be is you stuck out because you were the nice guy.
- 1:13:40El Guapo: Yeah, you could. I think the worst. The worst. The best thing you could do is like, Hey, what's up, you know? Hey, Bob?
- 1:13:46Testecleese: I mean. I give the the Boy Scout salute to cops when they drive by. You know the 2 fingers.
- 1:13:52Brian McFadden: Not the one finger salute.
- 1:13:54El Guapo: No, but I don't
- 1:13:57El Guapo: just sticking out. I'm sorry. Whenever I see another man we just like hey, what's up? You know I got, hey? I acknowledge you there, you know that's an acknowledgement.
- 1:14:08Testecleese: Yeah, I give that. I say to the couple, hey, what's up? You know.
- 1:14:12El Guapo: Okay, or.
- 1:14:13Testecleese: Remember, too, I don't have local police where I am, because I am in an unincorporated area.
- 1:14:19Testecleese: so I only have county and State police.
- 1:14:21El Guapo: Hmm, Kenny, you don't get Sheriff.
- 1:14:26Testecleese: That's county, sure.
- 1:14:28El Guapo: Okay. Okay.
- 1:14:29El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:14:31Testecleese: Yeah. But there's no no local cops for like my city, because I don't.
- 1:14:35Testecleese: Yeah, yeah city. I'm literally on the top of a mountain.
- 1:14:37El Guapo: Every metropolitan area, city cops, regular city cop, all of that.
- 1:14:41Testecleese: There's a city about 25 miles away.
- 1:14:47Testecleese: Which I don't. I'm guessing they're a city, because nobody wants to go to Town Hall. But the
- 1:14:52Testecleese: there's fewer people in that city than were in my town when I was in Massachusetts.
- 1:14:57El Guapo: No.
- 1:14:58Brian McFadden: Right.
- 1:14:58El Guapo: They still got shirt.
- 1:15:00Testecleese: Well, yeah, the sheriff still is still within the county, but they have their own police force.
- 1:15:06El Guapo: Like access.
- 1:15:06Testecleese: Fire Department.
- 1:15:07El Guapo: City police force.
- 1:15:10Brian McFadden: So what about what do you think about Syria? Is Russia really that
- 1:15:14Brian McFadden: hard off that they weren't able to support the Syrian regime anymore, because they need all their troops and their weapons. For
- 1:15:24Brian McFadden: Ukraine.
- 1:15:25Testecleese: Maybe maybe they just didn't care enough.
- 1:15:27El Guapo: No, they got fucking Koreas coming now, and Chinese going over there. Mercenaries.
- 1:15:33El Guapo: and they're hating life over there. I was like what.
- 1:15:38Testecleese: Let's be 100% honest about this. If NATO was not involved in helping Ukraine, this conflict would have been over
- 1:15:44Testecleese: a long time ago.
- 1:15:46Brian McFadden: Well, I'll make a prediction that
- 1:15:49Brian McFadden: there's going to be some kind of ceasefire agreement within months of trump coming into office.
- 1:15:55Testecleese: Well, Trump's already called for an immediate ceasefire, and Russia has said they're ready to study Trump's idea.
- 1:16:01Brian McFadden: Well, and then, you know, and Biden keeps trying to find more and more money to send over in the next 30 days. How many days ever he's got left before he's out of office.
- 1:16:12El Guapo: I think.
- 1:16:13Testecleese: Couple weeks.
- 1:16:13El Guapo: Don't fucking touch that fucking body soon as I get back in office, just send it back to me.
- 1:16:19El Guapo: If not, think. I don't think you can demand that money back.
- 1:16:22Brian McFadden: No.
- 1:16:23El Guapo: Okay, then you just know what you touch it, and I'll fucking. Leave you alone. You got money.
- 1:16:26Testecleese: We'll cut you off completely and.
- 1:16:30El Guapo: Join your own.
- 1:16:31Brian McFadden: Eastern European nation going. What the fuck.
- 1:16:34Testecleese: What's up? Repeat offenda.
- 1:16:36Ron Pascoe: Hi, lads, how are we.
- 1:16:38Testecleese: There we go.
- 1:16:39Testecleese: Okay.
- 1:16:40Ron Pascoe: You're taking out over there.
- 1:16:44El Guapo: It looked like it's summer over there.
- 1:16:46Brian McFadden: It is so.
- 1:16:47El Guapo: I know.
- 1:16:49Ron Pascoe: What a great day to be! Live, lads! What a great day.
- 1:16:52Testecleese: Hmm.
- 1:16:53El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:16:53Testecleese: Well, what's what's great about it?
- 1:16:56Ron Pascoe: Christopher the way he's gone, mate. Information?
- 1:16:59Ron Pascoe: Oh, he will be.
- 1:17:00Brian McFadden: That.
- 1:17:01Brian McFadden: No, he's like January 19.th
- 1:17:04Ron Pascoe: And Nancy Pelosi.
- 1:17:07Testecleese: We'll be bid.
- 1:17:09Testecleese: I am not going to cheer that she was injured.
- 1:17:12Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
- 1:17:13Ron Pascoe: Oh, yeah.
- 1:17:14Brian McFadden: You fell ill.
- 1:17:15Testecleese: Will all right. Well, she broke her hip.
- 1:17:18Ron Pascoe: Yeah. She had a hip replacement.
- 1:17:20Testecleese: Yeah. And it looks like, yes, yeah. In Germany.
- 1:17:24Brian McFadden: Bet she got better medical treatment in Germany than she did. She would in the Us.
- 1:17:29Testecleese: I see, appreciate you.
- 1:17:31Brian McFadden: Where he's got.
- 1:17:32Brian McFadden: That was that everyone bullshog nerves.
- 1:17:35Ron Pascoe: The healthcare is really good over there.
- 1:17:37Testecleese: No, I understand what you're saying. But the healthcare in the United States is the best on the planet. The issue is, it's not paid for by the taxpayers. Someone like Nancy Pelosi, who always manages to buy the right stock at the right time.
- 1:17:50Brian McFadden: She's amazing.
- 1:17:51Ron Pascoe: To huh?
- 1:17:53Brian McFadden: She's amazing like that she should really retire from Congress and just become a stock trader.
- 1:17:59El Guapo: Doing.
- 1:17:59Testecleese: It's almost like she has advanced knowledge of what's gonna happen with laws coming out.
- 1:18:03Brian McFadden: Almost.
- 1:18:04Ron Pascoe: The husband's decorator has got all the info inside information. He's the guy of the heaven.
- 1:18:09Testecleese: Just here's the real question is, are they going to have to give her alcohol in treatment?
- 1:18:16Brian McFadden: Because you can't detox.
- 1:18:21Ron Pascoe: Couple of $100 in America, but vodka is about $40.
- 1:18:27Testecleese: It depends on what kind of vodka you're buying. Nancy Pelosi is probably buying
- 1:18:32El Guapo: Tito's.
- 1:18:32Testecleese: Goose or what's the other? What's the other? Real expensive good vodka
- 1:18:37El Guapo: Heroes.
- 1:18:39Testecleese: Potatoes is Mac.
- 1:18:41El Guapo: No, it's expensive now. They're like, Ew, really.
- 1:18:45Ron Pascoe: You know it should be the chocolate chip ice cream. If you can get.
- 1:18:49Testecleese: Hmm.
- 1:18:50Testecleese: but yeah, I wish her well, I really do. I don't want to see injuries. I'm not gonna just like I don't support the people that are all excited about this guy killing the healthcare guy.
- 1:19:00Testecleese: but at the same time, if she's old enough to break her hip because she fell down. Maybe she should get out of office and let someone
- 1:19:08Testecleese: no one's gonna vote for anyone else until she's not running anymore.
- 1:19:11Brian McFadden: Over there on Earth? Yeah.
- 1:19:13Ron Pascoe: I'm not into wishing anyone harm, mate, but I love fucking Karma.
- 1:19:16El Guapo: Yeah. She was.
- 1:19:17Testecleese: So Karma's a bitch.
- 1:19:18El Guapo: Yeah, she was talking shit about Trump. He's geriatric this and that like it just fell like, damn.
- 1:19:25Testecleese: She's older than he is.
- 1:19:27El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:19:28Ron Pascoe: Yes.
- 1:19:28Testecleese: Was she 84.
- 1:19:30El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:19:30El Guapo: too. She was getting banged by fucking. Jfk. Man, this picture of her when she was young, like God damn! No wonder.
- 1:19:39Ron Pascoe: Yeah, she was a good sort when she was younger, and alcohol and bloody money got to her.
- 1:19:45El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:19:45El Guapo: I mean, be careful there, repeat Offenda, because I mean, we've all seen your those pictures you sent us of Pelosi in a bikini last summer.
- 1:19:56Testecleese: Alright! Please stop sending those.
- 1:19:58Brian McFadden: Pictures and.
- 1:19:59Testecleese: And we don't want pictures of your feet, either, Buddy. Okay.
- 1:20:03Brian McFadden: 3 drunken noise. You can't hold that against me.
- 1:20:06Brian McFadden: Let's talk about the ground.
- 1:20:09Testecleese: Fosters.
- 1:20:10Brian McFadden: Starting, grow.
- 1:20:11Ron Pascoe: Listening.
- 1:20:14Testecleese: Oh!
- 1:20:15Ron Pascoe: At no time did my pair of my thongs get injured.
- 1:20:21Testecleese: Alright. Anyway, like, Brian was talking about the drones, i'm
- 1:20:25Testecleese: sure, everyone's heard about these drones, right.
- 1:20:27Brian McFadden: Yep, apparently there's been some here in Virginia too recently.
- 1:20:32Testecleese: I'm gonna I'm gonna go as far to say as this is mass hysteria.
- 1:20:37Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
- 1:20:38Testecleese: I think most of these are.
- 1:20:40Testecleese: but I know as a fact, most of these are airplanes.
- 1:20:44Testecleese: but people were taking pictures and.
- 1:20:46Brian McFadden: So the Federal Government's trying to make it sound like that. They're all airplanes.
- 1:20:50Testecleese: And I bet a lot of it's hobbyists. And now that it's become a thing more and more people are sending their private little
- 1:20:56Testecleese: drones up there.
- 1:20:58Brian McFadden: Well, drones in America have to have transponders on them.
- 1:21:03Testecleese: Yeah, that's that's not. That's impossible to disable, isn't it?
- 1:21:07Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:21:08Testecleese: Yeah, okay, you're supposed to have a pilot's license, technically speaking, to operate a drone in this country, too.
- 1:21:14Brian McFadden: The size of the drone.
- 1:21:16Testecleese: Anything weighs more than a pound.
- 1:21:19Ron Pascoe: Smaller ones can be operated. Mate.
- 1:21:23Testecleese: They can.
- 1:21:23Ron Pascoe: See what trump posted, but.
- 1:21:26Testecleese: Yeah. He. He says that the government should shoot him down.
- 1:21:29Ron Pascoe: No, no! What trump posted? Did you see the movie.
- 1:21:31Brian McFadden: Only the Government be the only ones that could shoot him down, because it's illegal for a citizen to shoot down drones, because the Guy in Florida was arrested for shooting the Amazon drone out of the sky.
- 1:21:42Testecleese: It is illegal to down an aircraft in the United States, because that aircraft is going to land somewhere.
- 1:21:49Brian McFadden: And they're classifying drones as aircraft.
- 1:21:52Testecleese: Well, it's flying. And what if it is full of weapons? You just gonna drop that on some dude's fucking house.
- 1:21:59Ron Pascoe: See the moon that trump posted on true social.
- 1:22:03El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:22:05Brian McFadden: About Chris Christie and the journey.
- 1:22:06Brian McFadden: There we go.
- 1:22:09Ron Pascoe: It was like the.
- 1:22:11Brian McFadden: Are you on your big Macs.
- 1:22:13Ron Pascoe: All the choppers coming in.
- 1:22:16Testecleese: Trump can make the jokes because he's made a lot of jokes about Chris. Christie being heavy. Don't get me wrong, but Trump eats a lot of Mcdonald's.
- 1:22:24Ron Pascoe: He's probably only promoted.
- 1:22:25Brian McFadden: He's gotta have stock in Mcdonald's.
- 1:22:28Ron Pascoe: Migrating American company. Right.
- 1:22:32Brian McFadden: Don't get me wrong. I'm a fan of Mcdonald's. I like Burger King. I like Taco Bell, Kfc.
- 1:22:37Brian McFadden: So.
- 1:22:38Ron Pascoe: But no, but the thing is moderation. Dude.
- 1:22:42Testecleese: You can't eat this shit every day.
- 1:22:45Brian McFadden: Well trump does.
- 1:22:46El Guapo: No, he does, and I think he just eat it like.
- 1:22:49Testecleese: No, he'll also get a well done steak with ketchup and watch all the elite Democrats.
- 1:22:53Brian McFadden: Oh, that's not allowed either.
- 1:22:56Ron Pascoe: Anybody all this.
- 1:22:58Testecleese: These elite leftists made a big deal about it. What? 6 years ago or 8 years ago.
- 1:23:03Testecleese: and it's like dude. I don't think you understand? The guy who works in the coal mines for 12 h and comes home could manage to afford a steak, because, you know, steaks expensive.
- 1:23:13Testecleese: and he gets it, he eats it well done! With ketchup growing up. I ate my steaks with ketchup. Now I don't now.
- 1:23:19Brian McFadden: He also asked for 2 scoops of ice cream, and they freaked out about that, too.
- 1:23:23El Guapo: Oh!
- 1:23:26Testecleese: Biden did the same thing, and no one said a goddamn word.
- 1:23:28El Guapo: They're not gonna say shit dude. You know how they are biased.
- 1:23:32Ron Pascoe: Anyone who can make Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. Eat a fucking Mcdonald's burger on Trump Force. One has got my respect.
- 1:23:41Testecleese: That's something that bothered me, too. Is everyone saying stuff like Oh, I don't think he actually ate it or trump made him.
- 1:23:45Testecleese: It's the moderation thing. You can eat a yeah once in a while.
- 1:23:49Testecleese: It's not that big a deal, but when you make seed oils and
- 1:23:54Testecleese: all these ridiculous things they put in the food. Your regular diet. That's why Americans are dying younger than most of the rest of the nation is because we eat shit.
- 1:24:03Testecleese: Rfk. Jr. Brought it up. The difference of ingredients from fruit loops in the United States to Australia.
- 1:24:10Brian McFadden: No.
- 1:24:11Ron Pascoe: Completely different.
- 1:24:13Testecleese: Completely different, and they taste almost identical. But the United States uses weird chemicals that are derived from coal mining
- 1:24:20Testecleese: to color the food instead of limes.
- 1:24:25Ron Pascoe: But also
- 1:24:26Ron Pascoe: the difference. I could taste the difference between cereals. But cereals you guys got out here. I've tried them. I could taste. There was a massive difference. Sugar, sugar, wise. You guys got high sugar content.
- 1:24:38Testecleese: There's way too many sugary cereals in this country.
- 1:24:41Testecleese: The wife won't eat real cereal.
- 1:24:44Testecleese: She only wants the sugar garbage like tricks and fruit loops.
- 1:24:48Brian McFadden: I like honey. Nut cheerios! That's my cereal.
- 1:24:51Testecleese: I like rice krispies.
- 1:24:54Brian McFadden: I have the sugar on my ice krispies.
- 1:24:56Testecleese: I don't sugar it. I just put 2% milk in there.
- 1:25:00Ron Pascoe: My 1st day waking up in America, guys nowhere to like the cereal selection and the breakfast selection. I had. Everything was full of sugar, those cinnamon doughnuts. There was about 12 different flavor donuts there we could have for breakfast.
- 1:25:13Ron Pascoe: In a hotel.
- 1:25:14Ron Pascoe: It was.
- 1:25:15Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:25:15Ron Pascoe: Get to put those cinnamon scrolls.
- 1:25:18Testecleese: Had eggs and bacon and sausage available, too. Right.
- 1:25:22Brian McFadden: What hotel chain you're staying at.
- 1:25:26Brian McFadden: There are hotel chains that that's really a true Continental breakfast. There's no hot foods on the menu.
- 1:25:33Testecleese: That's that's too bad.
- 1:25:35Brian McFadden: Unless you put it in the microwave.
- 1:25:37Testecleese: Yeah.
- 1:25:38Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:25:39Testecleese: Every hotel. I mean, yeah, I guess it depends on what you.
- 1:25:43Brian McFadden: You heard of the good news that Greta's back on the forefront.
- 1:25:47Testecleese: Oh, my God! When is she? Just gonna go away?
- 1:25:52Brian McFadden: She said, F. Israel literally.
- 1:25:56Testecleese: So she's a Nazi.
- 1:25:57Brian McFadden: Yes.
- 1:26:00Testecleese: Now, here's what gets me.
- 1:26:03Testecleese: I'm hearing people saying there were no Jews in Israel until 1943 after the war. And all this stuff, you know.
- 1:26:10Testecleese: So it's we're
- 1:26:12Testecleese: a 3rd quarter of the world. A 3rd of the world is getting ready to celebrate the birth of a Jew in Israel 2,000 years ago.
- 1:26:19Brian McFadden: Right.
- 1:26:22Testecleese: Am I the only one who realized that Jesus was Jewish?
- 1:26:27Ron Pascoe: No.
- 1:26:28Brian McFadden: I think most people do pay attention to reality.
- 1:26:32Ron Pascoe: It wasn't until John the Baptist changed him.
- 1:26:35Testecleese: Well, Jesus couldn't have been a Christian.
- 1:26:38Brian McFadden: John the Baptist, turn him into a Christian.
- 1:26:42Testecleese: Himself.
- 1:26:43Ron Pascoe: Policy.
- 1:26:44Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:26:44Ron Pascoe: They're pausing.
- 1:26:45Testecleese: Baptize them is not. Doesn't that washes away sin?
- 1:26:50Testecleese: But he wasn't intuition.
- 1:26:51Testecleese: He didn't worship himself. Christ Christian.
- 1:26:55Ron Pascoe: He's a son of God, mate, this is what.
- 1:26:58Testecleese: God. He was Jewish.
- 1:27:00Testecleese: We worship God.
- 1:27:02Ron Pascoe: Yahweh.
- 1:27:07Testecleese: It's.
- 1:27:07Ron Pascoe: I'm gonna get you on this one.
- 1:27:08Testecleese: Which which is crazy because you look at the world and these it's the Abrahamic religions
- 1:27:14Testecleese: killing each other Jews mostly, and.
- 1:27:16Brian McFadden: And Muslims. Yeah, they're both from the same. They're from the same Austrian.
- 1:27:22Testecleese: Yeah, well, the same. God, really.
- 1:27:24Brian McFadden: Yeah, it is, yeah, yeah.
- 1:27:27Testecleese: Wow! Inch. Oh, my goodness!
- 1:27:30Testecleese: And we're trying to find a way to solve this issue in the Middle East. But this war has been raging for a thousand years.
- 1:27:36Testecleese: you know.
- 1:27:37Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:27:38Testecleese: The fact. The fact that we saw a little bit of non conflict over there is amazing.
- 1:27:47Testecleese: Brian. I think you shared this thing about what's going on the Va. I couldn't find where this was or who did it, but apparently someone working at the veterans affairs, facility
- 1:27:56Testecleese: with
- 1:27:57Testecleese: involved in some kind of sexual misconduct, but I don't know if that was Dylan people that couldn't stop or
- 1:28:03Testecleese: I did. I did apparently.
- 1:28:06El Guapo: They were having sex with each other, and having orgies and shit.
- 1:28:10Testecleese: Okay.
- 1:28:11Brian McFadden: So it's good reason fired, but not necessarily a crime.
- 1:28:14Brian McFadden: Were they having sex with the patients.
- 1:28:16El Guapo: No, no, it would be a workers and ship.
- 1:28:19Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
- 1:28:19Testecleese: So they.
- 1:28:20Ron Pascoe: Borders.
- 1:28:24Testecleese: Yeah.
- 1:28:24Brian McFadden: Were they on the clock.
- 1:28:25Testecleese: Grubs.
- 1:28:26El Guapo: Oh, a couple like 2 or 3 scenario happened. They were on the clock. Yes.
- 1:28:30Brian McFadden: Okay.
- 1:28:31El Guapo: I thought it was hilarious, like, Wow, fucking BA. Work is fucking, having orgies and shit.
- 1:28:37Ron Pascoe: Friday group bowl parties never be the same,
- 1:28:41Testecleese: Yeah. That's why I can't get my disability pay from the vas, because we're paying for gonorrhea.
- 1:28:47Brian McFadden: For these guys.
- 1:28:50El Guapo: There's no fucking, healing this shit.
- 1:28:52Testecleese: All, all the it's all going into penicilla.
- 1:28:57Ron Pascoe: October.
- 1:29:01El Guapo: Hmm.
- 1:29:03Testecleese: Did you see the shit about the Social Security Fairness Act that Schumer is proposing.
- 1:29:07Brian McFadden: Yeah. It's already went through the House of Representatives.
- 1:29:12Testecleese: I'm not sure where I stand on this. Honestly.
- 1:29:16Brian McFadden: Well, this is the people at public pensions that you know.
- 1:29:20Brian McFadden: They're not all. They're not getting their full social security benefit because of their.
- 1:29:25Testecleese: Because they're getting because they're getting retirement pay.
- 1:29:27Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:29:29Testecleese: So see again. I'm not sure where I stand on this we're talking about.
- 1:29:34El Guapo: It's a scam dude. I'm not gonna.
- 1:29:36Testecleese: Oh, so she is not gonna be there when I go to cash it in. That's for sure.
- 1:29:39El Guapo: I don't know what the fuck we worry about it. There's gonna be.
- 1:29:42Brian McFadden: Gonna be there for me. Don't leave jinxing me.
- 1:29:44El Guapo: You know what you need to fucking. Act like. There's no social security. Just save your money, save it for that fucking day. If at least there's something in there. Let it be, but I just.
- 1:29:55Brian McFadden: Well, if social security goes away, so will my military pension. More than likely.
- 1:29:59Ron Pascoe: Or anything.
- 1:30:00Brian McFadden: Oh, the Va. Money, too, because the Government will be broke.
- 1:30:06Ron Pascoe: What do you got now? 37 days before the January 20th Handover Avenue, so 37 days left of Biden.
- 1:30:12El Guapo: I guess so. 20.
- 1:30:14Brian McFadden: He's.
- 1:30:15El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:30:16Brian McFadden: He's tearing up the world with pardons in these next 37 days.
- 1:30:21Ron Pascoe: And it's and it'd be terrible.
- 1:30:24Brian McFadden: What's this that biden races to sell off the border wall parts.
- 1:30:29Ron Pascoe: He's already done it. He did it 3 and a half years ago.
- 1:30:31El Guapo: Oh, he was selling, fucking for $5 an auction. You know how you got a website for government government.
- 1:30:38Brian McFadden: The Government surplus.
- 1:30:39El Guapo: Yes, he was selling the part of the wall for $5, fucking a sheet, a biggest fucking sheet of fucking steel. Whatever it is matter.
- 1:30:48El Guapo: Son of.
- 1:30:49Testecleese: The border wall.
- 1:30:50El Guapo: Yeah, so.
- 1:30:52Testecleese: Blocks of pop.
- 1:30:54El Guapo: So right now, the State of Texas said they got a billion dollars in surplus. They're gonna use it to buy most of it.
- 1:31:00Brian McFadden: Good.
- 1:31:01Testecleese: Well, this is what gets me, though, because didn't they make a big deal of this bipartisan border deal that trump shot down was like, 1st of all, Trump wasn't in office.
- 1:31:09El Guapo: This is what I believe. Democrats, they fucking say one thing, they're doing another. I don't believe.
- 1:31:14Testecleese: Harris said she was going to build a border wall.
- 1:31:16El Guapo: It's a fucking lie. You know that
- 1:31:18El Guapo: it was all a campaign lie. Yeah.
- 1:31:20Ron Pascoe: On the campaign. Did she say that? What part day? 20.
- 1:31:25Testecleese: 20. She said she was going to build, or in 2024. This last one, she said she was going to build a border wall. If she was elected.
- 1:31:31El Guapo: Yeah, because it was like, everybody's, yeah.
- 1:31:35Testecleese: You point this out to people I'm like, well, you know, it's different, because what trump was gonna do is racist. But when she's she's gonna do it. It's not gonna be racist.
- 1:31:43Brian McFadden: Why? Because she's why? Because she's black.
- 1:31:47Testecleese: Because Trump is racist because he's trump. They don't give a
- 1:31:50Testecleese: the. The guy from the proud boys that got 22 years in prison for the January 6th thing.
- 1:31:57Brian McFadden: You can go on.
- 1:31:57Brian McFadden: They weren't even there.
- 1:31:59Testecleese: Yeah, he wasn't even there when I went down and is Hispanic.
- 1:32:03Ron Pascoe: Yeah. He's a man of color, too.
- 1:32:05El Guapo: Yeah, it's Dominican.
- 1:32:06Testecleese: Yeah. And you know well, he's like
- 1:32:09Testecleese: white supremacist. The dude's not white.
- 1:32:14Brian McFadden: Why didn't
- 1:32:17Testecleese: Not Dominican.
- 1:32:18Testecleese: It's a span. Expand your size wide enough. There you go. Yeah. The whitest Hispanic people
- 1:32:24Testecleese: you can find are from Spain.
- 1:32:27El Guapo: And.
- 1:32:28Testecleese: Which makes me laugh. I remember once I saw somewhere a sign that said it was online, but it said white people shouldn't speak Spanish.
- 1:32:36Testecleese: and I remember commenting back, I was like, what about the country of Spain?
- 1:32:40Brian McFadden: Well, they're not white.
- 1:32:41Brian McFadden: The Europeans are white.
- 1:32:50Ron Pascoe: Hey? Did you hear about the ABC.
- 1:32:53Testecleese: The 8.
- 1:32:54Brian McFadden: Yeah, we talked about it.
- 1:32:56Ron Pascoe: 30 million dollars.
- 1:32:58Brian McFadden: They had to pay trump money.
- 1:33:00Testecleese: 23.
- 1:33:02Testecleese: I thought you were talking about alcohol and Beverage Commission, where you buy booze in Virginia.
- 1:33:10Ron Pascoe: Stephanopoulos.
- 1:33:12Testecleese: You know.
- 1:33:13El Guapo: Yeah, he was like talking to the Congresswoman.
- 1:33:16Ron Pascoe: Nancy Martin.
- 1:33:17El Guapo: Yeah, he was talking about like, how can you vote for a rapist and stuff like well, trump didn't get charged for a rapist
- 1:33:23El Guapo: and not for rape.
- 1:33:25El Guapo: Well, he's.
- 1:33:26Testecleese: The big issue. Is they right? They're still saying he's a convicted felon.
- 1:33:30Brian McFadden: That's not true.
- 1:33:31Brian McFadden: I thought you could be.
- 1:33:32Testecleese: True!
- 1:33:33Brian McFadden: Until he's actually sentenced. He's not a convicted felon.
- 1:33:37Testecleese: Because it's an appeal process.
- 1:33:40El Guapo: You think Democrats gotta go like? Oh, let me see, what's the fucking Democrat and Republic? And what is a fucking, convicted fellow? And what's not convicted fellow. I don't care.
- 1:33:50Testecleese: Here's another thing I want to point out. Trump's technically not the President electorate yet.
- 1:33:55El Guapo: And to the fucking the
- 1:33:57El Guapo: until they actually count the votes. And the Vice President certifies the vote.
- 1:34:02El Guapo: Yeah, but we know that they don't know this fucking technicality.
- 1:34:05Testecleese: I don't know. Maybe that's why the Democrat party is so cool about him winning because they're just not going to certify the vote.
- 1:34:11El Guapo: Oh!
- 1:34:12Testecleese: That's what they accused.
- 1:34:13Brian McFadden: Well, yeah, right?
- 1:34:16El Guapo: He's nice.
- 1:34:17Ron Pascoe: Too big to rig mate, too big to rig.
- 1:34:20El Guapo: I mean, who's gonna count this book again.
- 1:34:22El Guapo: is the President of the Congress who? The Senate?
- 1:34:26El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:34:27Brian McFadden: Yeah, who's that insane?
- 1:34:29El Guapo: Yeah. The.
- 1:34:30Testecleese: The Vice President has to certify it.
- 1:34:32El Guapo: That's right, Kamala Harris. That would be so glorious.
- 1:34:36Ron Pascoe: I'd love to see that day.
- 1:34:39El Guapo: Yeah. Oh, boy.
- 1:34:41Ron Pascoe: Pen. Oh, boy, the Penn donated. You guys.
- 1:34:44El Guapo: Is she gonna cackle? Is she gonna cackle.
- 1:34:48Testecleese: Was she gonna be drunk? Oh, let's put a bet on that
- 1:34:52Testecleese: on her anti-anxiety medication. Well, you see.
- 1:34:56Testecleese: Russia's a big country, and Ukraine's a little country, and Russia invades Ukraine, and that's bad.
- 1:35:02El Guapo: And right now.
- 1:35:04Testecleese: Thanks for making this simple.
- 1:35:05Ron Pascoe: Bye.
- 1:35:05El Guapo: Right now we're going to count Electoral College. That means Harbor, you know, Princeton, and we're Gonna count those boats.
- 1:35:16Ron Pascoe: There. People were saying that trump didn't actually win the popular vote because it's not over 50%.
- 1:35:21El Guapo: Oh!
- 1:35:22Ron Pascoe: These.
- 1:35:23Testecleese: Got a higher percentage than Hillary Clinton had when that was when they brought the whole popular vote thing versus Electoral college.
- 1:35:28El Guapo: Dude. They're fucking.
- 1:35:29Testecleese: It's whatever fits there, what there done.
- 1:35:33El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:35:34Testecleese: Yeah, you know Janet Yellen's in the news again.
- 1:35:37El Guapo: Oh, God!
- 1:35:39Testecleese: Yeah.
- 1:35:40El Guapo: Where is she? Oh, the treasurer, secretary.
- 1:35:43Testecleese: Yeah, she's the Secretary of the Treasury. I just remember before this job she was in charge of the Federal Reserve.
- 1:35:48El Guapo: No! Oh, my God! It's transitory! It's transitory.
- 1:35:54Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. Oh, but it's actually a good thing, the inflation. And now she's saying we have to do something about this debt. It's out of control, and it's just getting worse. And she's talking about fiscal responsibility. We need to bring down the debt bitch. Where were you.
- 1:36:08El Guapo: Because.
- 1:36:09Testecleese: Whole, time.
- 1:36:09El Guapo: The Democrat party is not elected. That's what I should worry about. They just want to make it difficult for Republicans.
- 1:36:15Testecleese: Why, if she's acknowledging, it's a problem when she's trying to save her job, she's not going to get to stay Secretary of the Treasury.
- 1:36:22Brian McFadden: No.
- 1:36:22Testecleese: Already got someone picked. I think.
- 1:36:24Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:36:26Brian McFadden: No.
- 1:36:27Testecleese: Oh, my God!
- 1:36:29Testecleese: And I'm not sure if we talked about this. But the onion tried to buy.
- 1:36:34Brian McFadden: Yeah, we have talked about this. Yeah.
- 1:36:36Ron Pascoe: I will!
- 1:36:36Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:36:37Brian McFadden: And the reason why the the judge plot the original bankruptcy judge took that deal was because the onions
- 1:36:46Brian McFadden: worked out a deal with the Sandy Hook survivors where they were going to get a piece of the profits from the website.
- 1:36:55Testecleese: And that's upfront money, which is not what the decision was.
- 1:37:01Testecleese: This has been blocked by a judge officially.
- 1:37:05Brian McFadden: Yeah, because they left a ton of money on the table. Alex. Jones Vitamin Company offered twice as much money for
- 1:37:14Brian McFadden: for infowars.
- 1:37:15Testecleese: Think they offered
- 1:37:17Testecleese: 1.7 5 plus a piece of all the profits you get from selling the equipment.
- 1:37:22Brian McFadden: Yeah, and the the Alex. Jones Affiliated Company offered over 3 million.
- 1:37:28Testecleese: Yeah. Well, 1.7 5. I was like, Okay, that's a lot of money. Yes.
- 1:37:33Testecleese: Well, anyone who runs a used car lot could pull up that kind of money in a month
- 1:37:38Testecleese: for an investment.
- 1:37:39Brian McFadden: And there's no guarantee that the rebranded infowars sataric site on infowars is going to make any money ever.
- 1:37:49Testecleese: Oh, no, no, they didn't offer him any piece of that. They offered him the proceeds from selling his equipment like his, his studio, and everything.
- 1:37:57Brian McFadden: Oh!
- 1:37:57Testecleese: They didn't know from anything from the business might actually make after the fact.
- 1:38:00Brian McFadden: I thought. That's what the deal was.
- 1:38:02Testecleese: No. So these people conspired with the onion.
- 1:38:06Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:38:07Testecleese: To to make an attempt to humiliate Alex. Jones. And, by the way, the onion has not been funny
- 1:38:13Testecleese: in years.
- 1:38:14Brian McFadden: No, I've given up on the onion a long time ago that.
- 1:38:18Ron Pascoe: Bog.
- 1:38:18Brian McFadden: Everybody's on Babylon. Be now.
- 1:38:20Testecleese: Babylon B. Is fun.
- 1:38:22Ron Pascoe: Right.
- 1:38:23Testecleese: Exactly. The onion's a joke now. It used to be funny.
- 1:38:26Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:38:27Testecleese: But they got too political and doing too much stupid garbage, and didn't care about what was actually funny. And how are you making a satirical site. That's not funny.
- 1:38:35Brian McFadden: Right? You can.
- 1:38:39Testecleese: Well, while we're on judges blocking stuff.
- 1:38:43Testecleese: Kroger was trying to merge with Albertsons.
- 1:38:46Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:38:47Testecleese: I own Kroger stock, do you? I bet.
- 1:38:50Testecleese: But you were mad.
- 1:38:52Testecleese: You're mad about this shit.
- 1:38:53Testecleese: Oh, yeah, you would have made a bunch on that merger. Huh!
- 1:38:58Testecleese: Funny because I actually looked into buying Kroger stock when I heard that this is gonna happen.
- 1:39:02Brian McFadden: I've had Kroger socks since 19 eighties.
- 1:39:06El Guapo: When you used to.
- 1:39:07Brian McFadden: I've made a decent amount I've sold, have my stock off, and I still made tons of money in the deal, so.
- 1:39:14Testecleese: Yeah, I believe it. Dude Kroger is huge.
- 1:39:17Brian McFadden: I worked for Kroger, so I had employee purchase stock.
- 1:39:20El Guapo: Oh, look at you!
- 1:39:22Brian McFadden: It started out with like it started out maybe 30 shares. And it's you know they've doubled. They've they've
- 1:39:29Brian McFadden: split stocks so many times over the years, you know.
- 1:39:33El Guapo: So you went from the Constitute Uss constitution to Kroger's, and you start buying.
- 1:39:39Brian McFadden: I was, yeah, yeah.
- 1:39:42Testecleese: Which, by the way, that ship is still moored.
- 1:39:46El Guapo: Hmm.
- 1:39:47Brian McFadden: Oldest commission ship.
- 1:39:49Testecleese: Yep, it's in Boston right.
- 1:39:52Brian McFadden: Yes.
- 1:39:52El Guapo: Yes.
- 1:39:53Testecleese: Yeah with, and the Mayflowers in Plymouth, Massachusetts.
- 1:39:58El Guapo: I guess.
- 1:39:58Brian McFadden: How can I mean these DC food workers
- 1:40:02Brian McFadden: that make their money on tips.
- 1:40:05El Guapo: How can they be so selective in who they serve?
- 1:40:08El Guapo: Oh, I could tell you why I could tell you why.
- 1:40:11Brian McFadden: Why?
- 1:40:12El Guapo: Because they're Democrats. They don't think.
- 1:40:14Testecleese: No, exactly, because they don't realize that if you're going to make someone's dining experience terrible because they work for trump.
- 1:40:23Testecleese: they're not thinking I'm not gonna get a tip. And I'm getting paid less than minimum wage. And that's half the people working in. Actually, it's more than half the people working in DC.
- 1:40:31Brian McFadden: Right.
- 1:40:31El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:40:32Testecleese: Are going to be Republican coming up here very soon.
- 1:40:36Testecleese: And not just that. Okay, I guess.
- 1:40:40Brian McFadden: Trump administration. People don't spend money in restaurants too.
- 1:40:44Testecleese: Apparently they don't think exactly.
- 1:40:46Testecleese: I'll go there 2 or 3 times, and I get treated like shit and leave a garbage tip or no tip, and then I just don't go back.
- 1:40:52Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:40:53El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:40:53Brian McFadden: I mean, I got a favorite restaurant in Norfolk that you know I usually tip pretty decently at, and this last time I went there. The waitress came by once while I was eating, never refilled my drink ever, and I had to fight with her to get the actual check. She got a $1 tip.
- 1:41:11El Guapo: Where was this? At.
- 1:41:14Brian McFadden: Mongolian barbecue.
- 1:41:15El Guapo: Oh! The one!
- 1:41:19Brian McFadden: On the top.
- 1:41:19El Guapo: 4 block.
- 1:41:20Brian McFadden: Military Circle.
- 1:41:22El Guapo: Oh, wow!
- 1:41:24Testecleese: They ever rebuild the thirsty camel? Or did that still.
- 1:41:26Brian McFadden: No, that's still a park that's that's about to be a parking lot.
- 1:41:31El Guapo: No.
- 1:41:32Testecleese: That's too bad. That place was there forever.
- 1:41:33El Guapo: I think there's.
- 1:41:34Brian McFadden: So Greeny's greenies is a huge.
- 1:41:37El Guapo: Parking lot.
- 1:41:38Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:41:38El Guapo: There's a.
- 1:41:39Testecleese: Shut down by the Government, though right.
- 1:41:40Brian McFadden: No, they got bought. They got bought out by the city of Norfolk for.
- 1:41:45El Guapo: This is the dumbest thing. I don't know why the city's buying fucking property.
- 1:41:49El Guapo: and not let up another business be in there till they can.
- 1:41:52Brian McFadden: Lost a lot of tax revenue when they shut down the.
- 1:41:55El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:41:57Testecleese: Is the green turtle still there.
- 1:41:58Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:42:00Testecleese: When I come over to when I come over to Virginia to pick up my stuff in the storage unit, I'm using my damn mug.
- 1:42:06Brian McFadden: All right.
- 1:42:07Testecleese: I have a mug, and I have an original mug that actually hangs up on the ceiling.
- 1:42:11El Guapo: Hello!
- 1:42:11Testecleese: Not one to take off the shelf because I bought it.
- 1:42:13Brian McFadden: You still remember your number?
- 1:42:15Testecleese: I have a little tab.
- 1:42:17Brian McFadden: All right.
- 1:42:18Testecleese: For all my teaching, and there's a red sox sticker on my mug.
- 1:42:21Brian McFadden: Okay.
- 1:42:22Testecleese: And I believe it's I think a month, 23.
- 1:42:26Brian McFadden: I'm 3, 20.
- 1:42:28Testecleese: First.st
- 1:42:28Brian McFadden: I'm 3, 28.
- 1:42:30Brian McFadden: There you go. We were there early, weren't we?
- 1:42:34El Guapo: Jordan, number 2.
- 1:42:39Testecleese: Oh, man, I used to love going to that place because
- 1:42:42Testecleese: well, you got happy hour prices all the time.
- 1:42:44Testecleese: Yeah, mug. And I remember specifically like this isn't a pint. There's no way. And they.
- 1:42:50Brian McFadden: They poured water into it to prove it to you. You know
- 1:42:54Brian McFadden: my mug, I was like, Okay, it's alright.
- 1:42:59Testecleese: Oh, man! And that was I mean I could walk home from there when I lived in Hampton.
- 1:43:03Brian McFadden: Yeah, you could. Yeah.
- 1:43:05Testecleese: I mean I ridden my skateboard. I drank too much shake of the skateboard.
- 1:43:10Testecleese: which, by the way, don't I? You should walk, not ride a skateboard if you're drunk right.
- 1:43:14Brian McFadden: You can still get a dui on a skateboard.
- 1:43:16Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
- 1:43:17Testecleese: Oh, no, oui! Not dui.
- 1:43:20Brian McFadden: No, but you're more likely to fall off that skateboard and bust your face on the sidewalk. Okay.
- 1:43:27Brian McFadden: from experience.
- 1:43:28Testecleese: Yes.
- 1:43:29Brian McFadden: Ha! Ha! Ha!
- 1:43:30Brian McFadden: And then this other DC. Restaurant server was fired after comments about. She was going to refuse service to some trump officials.
- 1:43:40Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
- 1:43:40Testecleese: And the manager or owner, or whoever
- 1:43:44Testecleese: they had comments about like this is ridiculous like this is a massive part of our business coming in. You work in the you work in the service industry. You can't do this.
- 1:43:55Brian McFadden: Right.
- 1:43:56Testecleese: You know.
- 1:43:58Testecleese: Wow!
- 1:43:59Ron Pascoe: Long's the 2 years going to last for guys.
- 1:44:01Ron Pascoe: It's it's got to die off. People don't realize, hey.
- 1:44:05Testecleese: This is what.
- 1:44:05Ron Pascoe: What's happening.
- 1:44:07Testecleese: Most of it has died off. But you still got some Diehard people that think that everyone agrees with them.
- 1:44:12Testecleese: and as their life falls to shit it's gonna dwindle.
- 1:44:16El Guapo: Then they're gonna start shooting.
- 1:44:20Testecleese: What's that?
- 1:44:21El Guapo: And they're going to start shooting people for no reason.
- 1:44:26Testecleese: Alright, bye, I just. I wish everyone listened to Michael Jordan
- 1:44:30Testecleese: to bring him up again and say, Republicans buy sneakers too.
- 1:44:33El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:44:35Brian McFadden: Do.
- 1:44:38Testecleese: Alright!
- 1:44:38El Guapo: I wish I wish Kenny Clark would have cut cut that fucking.
- 1:44:43Testecleese: Oh, my God! Let's talk about that for a minute. Caitlin Clark.
- 1:44:47El Guapo: She bought that fucking world.
- 1:44:50Testecleese: Wnba stars come out and said, yes.
- 1:44:53Testecleese: I am where I am because of white privilege.
- 1:44:57Brian McFadden: Oh, my word!
- 1:44:58Testecleese: She is the greatest basketball player to.
- 1:45:01Brian McFadden: Never in the Wnba, and she didn't get Rookie of the year award.
- 1:45:08Testecleese: And she's getting physically attacked on the court. They're like pulling her hair and everything.
- 1:45:13Brian McFadden: Because he's not black.
- 1:45:16El Guapo: She's not a lesbian either, so.
- 1:45:17Testecleese: What Kevin Nash was, what 4 years in a row. Nba, Mvp.
- 1:45:24El Guapo: Sure. 5, 7, 5. Something like that.
- 1:45:27Testecleese: Yeah, not even a particular tall dude, but he scored more points than like entire teams combined.
- 1:45:33El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:45:34Testecleese: And he was. He was a white dude, and he was unstoppable. Was it the Phoenix sun? He played for.
- 1:45:40El Guapo: I think so. Yeah.
- 1:45:41Testecleese: And I'm not.
- 1:45:42El Guapo: Dude. I don't even follow basketball. I know about Kevin Dash like that. This guy's short.
- 1:45:47Brian McFadden: Know about. I know about Larry Bird.
- 1:45:50El Guapo: Yeah. Later. Birthday.
- 1:45:51Testecleese: Bird was 6 foot something, but he was.
- 1:45:54El Guapo: Yeah. Trash talker, fucking, fucking.
- 1:45:58Testecleese: Crash talker. Have you seen any of the Youtube videos of people talking about playing.
- 1:46:02El Guapo: Oh, yeah, I saw catching like, what like, I just walked.
- 1:46:05Testecleese: He's like, all right, I'm going to post you up here. I'm going to spin around. You, turn around, look at you.
- 1:46:12Testecleese: lay up 2 points, and then he would do it, and if he didn't do it he would get the ball back, go back to the same spot, wait for you to show up and then do it again to make sure he did it. It's like you just talk all this shit people like I can't stop Larry Bird.
- 1:46:25El Guapo: Yeah, that's before your gen, too.
- 1:46:29Testecleese: Oh! He! Whoa!
- 1:46:30El Guapo: This is the eighties. This is the eighties.
- 1:46:32Testecleese: Game Jordan versus bird.
- 1:46:34El Guapo: Oh, I don't remember that.
- 1:46:36Testecleese: Yeah, it was a big deal. There was a big rivalry, and Jordan got all the credit.
- 1:46:41Testecleese: Mary Bird is one of the greatest basketball players ever to play the game.
- 1:46:46El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:46:47Testecleese: And Bird could. Dunk.
- 1:46:48Testecleese: He's like, why, bother Duncan, that's only 2 points. I can get 3 from over there, you know.
- 1:46:54Brian McFadden: Trump was at the Army and navy game today.
- 1:46:57Testecleese: Wow!
- 1:46:58El Guapo: Damn!
- 1:46:59Brian McFadden: And the fans roared in approval, so.
- 1:47:02El Guapo: Damn!
- 1:47:03Testecleese: Yeah. Well, military. We don't want to go to war.
- 1:47:06El Guapo: Yeah, no. Shit. Okay. I just want my little job.
- 1:47:11Ron Pascoe: Hmm.
- 1:47:12Testecleese: Oh, man, it was just funny. I saw a funny video recently of
- 1:47:16Testecleese: military recruiting at peacetime. And they're like inviting in trans people and people like who just want to get their trans surgery. And people dye the hair different colors and everything. And you know we want diversity. Then it's like recruiting in wartime, like, Hey, white Guy.
- 1:47:33Testecleese: we need you now.
- 1:47:36Ron Pascoe: Perfect.
- 1:47:38El Guapo: Sure.
- 1:47:39Brian McFadden: It's hitting the fan, and all these pissies are quitting.
- 1:47:50El Guapo: Oh, that's funny!
- 1:47:56El Guapo: Oh, that's funny. Yeah, that was good. That was good.
- 1:48:00Testecleese: Anything else in here you want to.
- 1:48:02El Guapo: A tackle.
- 1:48:04Testecleese: Talk about that's left in this topic is.
- 1:48:06Ron Pascoe: Pardon, lads, who's getting the next pardon, Ray, or bloody fauci.
- 1:48:13Testecleese: I don't know. I think I think he might be done with pardons. I don't know.
- 1:48:16Brian McFadden: No, he ain't done. He's gonna keep parting in the next 30 days.
- 1:48:22El Guapo: I'm dumb. I just want to hang out, that's all.
- 1:48:26El Guapo: And I think the aliens joining us. We'll see.
- 1:48:31Ron Pascoe: That's right.
- 1:48:33Testecleese: Well, that's that's 1 theory I heard about these drones is that was aliens.
- 1:48:38Testecleese: I'm like the aliens are hanging out over New Jersey with Chris Grizzly.
- 1:48:44El Guapo: Hey? Take a take a metropolitan area. They want some white castles. Okay.
- 1:48:49El Guapo: Go to New York, go to Boston, go to San Juan San?
- 1:48:51El Guapo: No, no, because it's.
- 1:48:53Testecleese: Jersey.
- 1:48:54El Guapo: Because they go to New York, they probably get prosecuted for something stupid.
- 1:48:58Testecleese: No? Well, I meant space aliens.
- 1:49:00El Guapo: Oh, sorry!
- 1:49:01Testecleese: The drones are space aliens, is this theory? And I'm like, and they're hanging out over Newark.
- 1:49:06El Guapo: Yeah. Why not?
- 1:49:07Testecleese: You look at that. You see Newark, New Jersey, like, yeah, okay, there's no intelligent life here, you know.
- 1:49:13El Guapo: Spice.
- 1:49:14Ron Pascoe: Bailey's made in China.
- 1:49:16Testecleese: Hmm!
- 1:49:17Testecleese: And, by the way,
- 1:49:18Testecleese: a lot of people saying, Where are all these aliens? There's got to be life out there.
- 1:49:24El Guapo: If an advanced species did find us, and whatever they would not contact us.
- 1:49:31Testecleese: Just up, just like if we went with it. Was that island with all the
- 1:49:37Testecleese: with an unconstrated, uncontacted native population.
- 1:49:41El Guapo: The middle of the Indian Ocean.
- 1:49:43Testecleese: Yeah, they they they have. They'll attack anything that comes near their shores with spears and stuff.
- 1:49:48El Guapo: Yeah, they did on Amazon to still some.
- 1:49:52Testecleese: And what would happen if you showed up there and gave them M. 16 s.
- 1:49:56Brian McFadden: Bloodbath.
- 1:49:57Testecleese: Everyone would kill everybody.
- 1:49:59Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:50:00Testecleese: This is Star Trek, prime directive stuff here. Don't get involved in advanced
- 1:50:07Testecleese: society. And you can say, Yeah, we're advanced. But compared to what compared to the ants. Yeah, you don't talk to the fucking ants, either, do you?
- 1:50:14Brian McFadden: Nope.
- 1:50:15Testecleese: You observe them, you might even perform experiments on them.
- 1:50:18Brian McFadden: Oh no!
- 1:50:19El Guapo: Burning with your eyeglasses.
- 1:50:21Brian McFadden: Magnifying Glass.
- 1:50:22El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:50:23Testecleese: You put down food and watch them charge up and eat it.
- 1:50:27Testecleese: And then you stamp on them, communicate with them.
- 1:50:30El Guapo: Yeah, it probably is. Another planet got lost, delivered Amazon, or something.
- 1:50:39Brian McFadden: Good.
- 1:50:40El Guapo: I did drones.
- 1:50:42El Guapo: It's supposed to deliver something, and it got lost. And they're like, Oh.
- 1:50:46Testecleese: So alpha sanctuary, but they can.
- 1:50:47El Guapo: Yeah, and that's.
- 1:50:48Testecleese: Then.
- 1:50:48El Guapo: Fucking Newark, Newark, New Jersey. It's like what the fuck.
- 1:50:53Ron Pascoe: Like they've come here. They've tuned in Jersey, sure and young, and the young and the restless. They're gone.
- 1:50:58Ron Pascoe: The list of law.
- 1:51:00El Guapo: They're looking for that fucking check from Jersey shore.
- 1:51:04Testecleese: Oh, oh, my God! Snooki.
- 1:51:06El Guapo: Spooky. Yeah, she looked like ass.
- 1:51:11Testecleese: Nookies looking at a sonic screwdriver going. Is this a dildo?
- 1:51:17Testecleese: You guys know what a sonic screwdriver is.
- 1:51:19El Guapo: And.
- 1:51:20Brian McFadden: You're not sharing sound.
- 1:51:23Testecleese: I'm not. I'm not trying to share sound.
- 1:51:25Brian McFadden: Alright!
- 1:51:25Testecleese: I said, do you know what a sonic screwdriver is?
- 1:51:28Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
- 1:51:30Testecleese: None of you watch doctor. Who? Huh?
- 1:51:32El Guapo: Oh, no! No!
- 1:51:34Testecleese: I thought for sure the aussie would watch doctor, who.
- 1:51:37Ron Pascoe: I've watched them all, mate, the old ones, John Thirdway, and all them.
- 1:51:41Testecleese: Yeah. Well, I liked David Tennant, and all them, too.
- 1:51:45Ron Pascoe: John referred to as well before that mate. He's back in the bloody eighties.
- 1:51:51Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's out in the seventies, I believe, black and white, with the guy with the scarf.
- 1:51:57Ron Pascoe: Tom Baker, I think, was one of the original ones.
- 1:52:01Testecleese: All right. Well.
- 1:52:02El Guapo: I think I know the name of the show now.
- 1:52:05Brian McFadden: Okay.
- 1:52:05El Guapo: Are we alone? Are we alone, or are we parting.
- 1:52:12Testecleese: Well, one of the topics one of the categories I put in here was, pardon me.
- 1:52:18El Guapo: Yeah. Oh.
- 1:52:19El Guapo: well, we got the spell is aliens and stuff they're like, are we alone, or are we pardoned.
- 1:52:27Brian McFadden: I'm still conscious at the end of this show.
- 1:52:30Brian McFadden: That's wild.
- 1:52:32Ron Pascoe: Well, brother, you did well, you went for the baby.
- 1:52:35Brian McFadden: I didn't smoke weed right before the show this time, so.
- 1:52:40Testecleese: Well.
- 1:52:40El Guapo: Yeah, he'll rig out election to win $25.
- 1:52:44Testecleese: If you made it to the end of the show.
- 1:52:46Testecleese: please share it out to anyone who you think might be interested.
- 1:52:49Brian McFadden: We're drinking Fosters on the next show.
- 1:52:52Ron Pascoe: No.
- 1:52:52Brian McFadden: There we go. He's gonna pound an oil can.
- 1:52:57Ron Pascoe: Need to get my fuck.
- 1:52:59Testecleese: That's our shit.
- 1:53:01El Guapo: Yeah, just wipe it.
- 1:53:02Brian McFadden: You're out.