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TOO YOUNG TO BE GAY-STORY OF TEDDY & CHRIS PART 2 · PONDIS PODCAST

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  Speaker 1: Somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody One, two, my check, you get it?
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  Speaker 1: We are back like we never left, hello! Nili sema
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  Speaker 1: ni part two coming through in a few And as always,
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  Speaker 1: mna diyo mindo mzazi, lazima ni pige delivery This is
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  Speaker 1: the Pondis Podcast. I'm playing on the band and my
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  Speaker 1: you guys. Instagram is at vdjkevo254. We are on story
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  Speaker 1: part two. We are Teddy and Chris coming through. You guys,
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  Speaker 1: red thing is above 21. In the meantime, producer, when
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  Speaker 1: you guys. Yo, but on that note, thank you Glenn Monze. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: is Shiba. You guys are dancing all the time, you guys. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: in Uganda, that is the first time I met Shiba. Producer,
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  Speaker 1: just allow me to do this. You know, the first
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  Speaker 1: time I met Shiba, I used to go to a
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  Speaker 1: the meantime, boom! We are on part two. I promised
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  Speaker 1: we'd come to a bad time. Part two over Teddy
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  Speaker 1: and Chris. You guys, it's going to be short, you guys.
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  Speaker 1: Because again, again, little by little, the mongerization has reduced them. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let me introduce what happened, you guys. We're still in Kibra,
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  Speaker 1: in the Soweto area. It's 2020. COVID has hit deadly. So,
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? to all the ladies on
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  Speaker 1: to all the men let's do what you gotta do
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  Speaker 1: you guys hello so part two of the story is
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  Speaker 1: on right now um what i'll be bringing you up
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  Speaker 1: in a few way but right before that uh Get
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  Speaker 1: That's my main account. Backup is VDJ Kevo Pondis. Backup.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, if you're on TikTok too, write VDJ Kevo,
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  Speaker 1: you'll see me, that guy. Ha! That guy! That's a
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  Speaker 1: story and I like that guy. So, we're here. We're
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  Speaker 1: in Kibra, Soweto. It's 2020. Teddy and Chris on right now. So,
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  Speaker 1: the first time. So, they did that whole... thing you
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  Speaker 1: guy eh wali anza kupigya quick komongarizations wapale maineo so
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  Speaker 1: as covid continues you guy producer oneza ready to spend
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  Speaker 1: kidogo on my side ah perfecto iko fiti on your
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  Speaker 1: side sawa sawa so peeps unajua lazima tu communicate na
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  Speaker 1: producer and to make sure tuna wale take kitu vile
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  Speaker 1: in a fire you guy so covid ika kuwa long
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  Speaker 1: you guys so if if you know covid so tuko
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  Speaker 1: 2020 Ted is still a Kofun one. And COVID, initially COVID,
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  Speaker 1: I was telling people, it's done. Hey, it became weeks.
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  Speaker 1: Weeks became months, you guys. Yeah, COVID-19. I remember my
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  Speaker 1: son telling me, Yo, but... I know there are Gen Alphas,
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  Speaker 1: but I can't remember how COVID was tricky. It reached
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  Speaker 1: places up to counties that were closed, inter-county borders. So
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  Speaker 1: it's like you're from Nairobi County. You can't even go
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  Speaker 1: to the river, you can't go to Kitengela or Machakos
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  Speaker 1: or wherever. You have to go to another county. So
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  Speaker 1: in every leading road, you were blocking all major entrances
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  Speaker 1: to those roads. COVID was tricky. So, people were at home.
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  Speaker 1: People were super freaking idle. So, remember Teddy Patanilele, Chris Ninini,
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  Speaker 1: Kujibamba Deadly. So, they didn't do like quick among realizations,
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  Speaker 1: you guys. Ah, it's not quick among realizations. Ah, every
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  Speaker 1: day they end about romance and they fight deadly, you guys.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, that action was crazy, you guys. uh
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  Speaker 1: so within actually as the story continues there just it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't that high It wasn't like that. Highly. Highly. Highly affected.
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  Speaker 1: Because he was doing his job. He needed a lot
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  Speaker 1: of social distancing and stuff. You guys. Yo. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to start calling you guys. You guys. hello so
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  Speaker 1: let me take you through back now the first day
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  Speaker 1: so still now uh romance in a pig or deadly
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  Speaker 1: uh in between you go and explore higher and higher
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  Speaker 1: and higher Hello. I love the way my producer has
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  Speaker 1: followed through. I have two amazing producers on the other side.
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  Speaker 1: Vin and Kim. Amazing. They make sure our audio is
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  Speaker 1: on check. By the way, Dr. Ufoneka told us that
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  Speaker 1: our audio is on check. Those are the two people
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  Speaker 1: who make sure our audio is on flick. Again, people
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  Speaker 1: who are idols, COVID is a problem. So this particular day,
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  Speaker 1: an amazing Sunday. Actually, it was an amazing Sunday afternoon.
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  Speaker 1: We came from somewhere. It was Ayani. I don't know. Producer,
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  Speaker 1: where are we? Sorry, sorry, sorry. Karanja. There's a place
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  Speaker 1: called Karanja somewhere in Kibra. So we came from there.
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  Speaker 1: We came back to Limor. You know, Sunday is just
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  Speaker 1: strolling and walking. There's not a lot of work. On Sunday,
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  Speaker 1: they were strolling around like Brenda Adams. They were walking,
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  Speaker 1: they were coming. Yo, so that was like a flick.
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  Speaker 1: What happened? So, they left their jobs on a Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, guess what? They came. Now, it's after.
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  Speaker 1: You guys, Sunday, there are a lot of jobs. They came,
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  Speaker 1: they ate, they took lunch. What? I love you. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if I got it. It was a must.
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  Speaker 1: Some quick romancing. Deadly upon a comongerization. Yo!
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  Speaker 2: Ah!
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  Speaker 1: So, we're to tell you like, now it's in, you guy. Like,
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  Speaker 1: it's in, fully in.
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  Speaker 3: Ah.
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  Speaker 1: See, Chris, I can't wait to try crazy. Freaking. Now,
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  Speaker 1: real kumongarization, eh. Nikisema kumongarization, nasema the thingy getting inside
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  Speaker 1: the thingy. Whoever gets it, gets it. You guy. Ah, whoa. Eh, nwa, Shirati,
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  Speaker 1: mna kuangarada na mimi. Pips. Aye. So, I was sitting there,
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  Speaker 1: I remember it was Bedizo and Petco. So, I was
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  Speaker 1: sitting there at Bedizo. I was like, oh my God,
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  Speaker 1: Romance is so romantic. Yo, it went down, you guys. So,
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  Speaker 1: I was sitting there at Loops. Guess what? Chris tried
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  Speaker 1: now to hang him. But wait to tell you for
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  Speaker 1: the very first time. Enough lubes nini nini. After too
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  Speaker 1: much hapa kule, musumbwa na nini nini. You know, the
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  Speaker 1: thingy got inside the thingy. Hello. Nako mbia now, crazy
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  Speaker 1: amazing komong artization happened. Designing gini, no matena sana. You guy.
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  Speaker 1: Now that was the first time man. uh okay as
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  Speaker 1: much details as possible because i know you know what
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  Speaker 1: is going on and for my producer we had extended
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  Speaker 1: the other one to 30 minutes now we are at
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  Speaker 1: 13 minutes So, those are the patterns that I keep
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  Speaker 1: was saying, I was going crazy on what an organization is. Yo,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to making that design. Hello, and as
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  Speaker 1: you guessed right, mpaka saizi, buhutu Teddy is being kumanguad
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  Speaker 1: like no one's business. You guys, mwaka ni 2020 COVID
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  Speaker 1: ka isha, people went back to school, shugli ka pigwa pigwa,
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  Speaker 1: life is continuing pale, Kibra still, buhutu Teddy hali maliza
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  Speaker 1: Form 4, hana pigya one or two hustles, actually hali
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  Speaker 1: enda shule gani ya? He went to campus and he
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  Speaker 1: was fighting. Our boy Chris is on deadly. But here
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  Speaker 1: of you. See you on the next episode. Kill this thing. Hello.
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  Speaker 1: We have real authentic Kenyan stories. Oh my God. Actually
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  Speaker 2: If you're able to like admire yourself intimately, that's self love.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my God. I would have advertised all the toys,
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: even the beads. That's crazy. Electric engineering commanding an electric
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  Speaker 1: post in Texas.
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