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Comedians react to Pam Bondis cheat sheet during Senate hearing · DEEP INSIGHT

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  Speaker 1: Now for the biggest stories of the week. Michael Linzey
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  Speaker 1: nab watched the clip. Tell me what's the story.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's that lady that everybody hates steal diary. I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna yell at the senators, no, you're not so. This
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  Speaker 2: week Pam Bondy, who is our Attorney General of the
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  Speaker 2: United States, appeared before the Senate and rather than answer questions,
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  Speaker 2: she just yelled at senators all day.
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  Speaker 1: On Tuesday, Attorney General Pam Bondi testify before the Senate
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  Speaker 1: Judiciary Committee. It did not go well. How many illegal
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  Speaker 1: immigrants does Pam Bondi say are in Chicago? A trillion?
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  Speaker 2: A trillion in one?
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  Speaker 3: Here she is, how many illegal immigrants are in Chicago?
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  Speaker 3: Who does anybody know? I do countless? Just say countless.
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  Speaker 4: But if it's countless, what the fuck are you looking for?
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  Speaker 3: Way, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: So we just acknowledge that a trillion in one was
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  Speaker 2: the closest to pless.
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  Speaker 1: This week Pam Bondi. She went before the Senate Committee
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  Speaker 1: and girl bossed too close to the sun Because the
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  Speaker 1: Democrats insisted on asking Pam about her pesty little problem
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  Speaker 1: of White House Borderzar Tom Holman and the alleged fifty
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  Speaker 1: thousand dollars bride. Here is Senator Pete Welch asking what
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  Speaker 1: sounds like a question nobody could get mad.
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  Speaker 2: At is there a tape that has audio and video
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  Speaker 2: of the transfer of the fifty thousand.
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  Speaker 3: You would have to talk to Director Patel about that.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm I'm talking to you.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know the answer. Say yet you do know
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  Speaker 3: the answer to call me a liar.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't call you a lot.
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  Speaker 3: You just said I know the answer. I said, I
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  Speaker 3: don't know the answer. You have to talk to Kate,
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  Speaker 3: director of Betel.
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  Speaker 2: I'm happy to call her a liar. She's lying. She's
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  Speaker 2: a liar.
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  Speaker 1: He asked a question about something illegal. She said, don't
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  Speaker 1: talk to me. Ask Cashptail who works for the FBI.
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  Speaker 1: The FBI works for the Department of Justice. That means
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  Speaker 1: he answers to somebody, who does Cashptail answer to.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like.
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  Speaker 4: There's a question, is it Pam Bondie?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, Ronald McDonald should know what Grimace is doing.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: The Tom Holman questions came to a head when Adam
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  Speaker 1: Schiff attempted to just straight out ask whether Holman took
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  Speaker 1: the money.
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  Speaker 5: In case I just didn't hear you. What is the answer?
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  Speaker 5: Did he take the money?
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  Speaker 3: Senator shift that happened prior to my confirmation.
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  Speaker 5: Understand said that the American people should be able to
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  Speaker 5: see that video or audio tape. Will you support that request?
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  Speaker 3: Do you apologize to Donald Trump?
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  Speaker 1: Tom Hoban took that money? Now, of all the clips
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  Speaker 1: that we've shown you so far of Pam Bundy, have
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  Speaker 1: y'all noticed something interesting at all about how she prepares
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  Speaker 1: before she answers each question.
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  Speaker 4: She'd be shuffling in papers like three card Monty.
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  Speaker 1: Do you look more or less prepared when you shuffle
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  Speaker 1: through papers before answering a question?
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  Speaker 4: I liked it. Every time she shuffled the papers. I
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  Speaker 4: really thought she's gonna find what she's looking for.
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  Speaker 1: Pam Bundy was shuffling and shuffling. Please just watch. That's
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  Speaker 1: how I'd be a cheesecake factor. I just be turning pages,
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  Speaker 1: and you are preparing to go before Congress and go yes,
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  Speaker 1: I will tell you the truth. What would you put
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  Speaker 1: in your folder?
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  Speaker 4: You know, I doodle, So it's gonna be like a
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  Speaker 4: bunch of hearts, you know, a flowers, and then probably
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  Speaker 4: stuff I don't want to forget like groceries that I
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  Speaker 4: have to pick up after I finished with the.
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  Speaker 1: Here well, thankfully for all of us, there was a
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  Speaker 1: royterous photographer with a camera with a pretty good lens.
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  Speaker 1: Jonathan Ernst got a picture of the notes and they
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  Speaker 1: were basically just cheat sheets listing mean things to say
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  Speaker 1: to the senators. Hey, then, mon on, what's your name?
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  Speaker 1: Let me get to your shit. Really, I want you
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  Speaker 1: to watch this. Watch carefully. This is Senator white House
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  Speaker 1: asking an important question about the president and his involvement
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  Speaker 1: with some young women.
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  Speaker 6: There's been public reporting that Jeffrey Epstein showed people photos
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  Speaker 6: of President Trump with half naked young women. Have you
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  Speaker 6: seen any such thing?
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  Speaker 3: You know, Senator Whitehouse, you sit here and make salacious
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  Speaker 3: remarks once again, trying to slander President Trump left and right,
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  Speaker 3: when you're the one who he was taking money from
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  Speaker 3: one of Epstein's closest confidence. I believe I could be wrong,
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  Speaker 3: correct me, read Hoffman.
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  Speaker 2: If you have the file, the binder filled with information,
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  Speaker 2: you should know whether or not he took money from
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  Speaker 2: Epstein's biggest supporter, right Because white House then came out
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  Speaker 2: and said, yeah, that's not true.
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  Speaker 3: At all at all. I know read Hoffman.
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  Speaker 6: That is not.
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  Speaker 2: True, Senator, I don't know, but your mama is so ugly.
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  Speaker 1: Let's look at the Sheldon white House page of Pam's
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  Speaker 1: burn book. It says if he brings up Epstein, she
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  Speaker 1: should ask, quote diet you take money from read Hoffman?
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  Speaker 3: Wow, her nails. It does look like a big tail though.
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  Speaker 1: Now if you missed that, look to the Burne book.
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  Speaker 1: Don't worry. She does it again.
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  Speaker 6: How many of those Treasury stars did you or Director
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  Speaker 6: Patel investigate?
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  Speaker 3: Senator I'm not sure if you're concerned because you took money?
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  Speaker 3: I believe did you from read Hoffman?
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  Speaker 2: Am I the only one here who does not have
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  Speaker 2: a clue? Who read Hoffman?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, he's a very well known venture capitalist and investor
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  Speaker 3: and entrepreneur in Silicon Valley. He's a big Democratic donor.
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  Speaker 2: No, he could he just soon.
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  Speaker 3: Madame Epstein was around a lot and among technology people,
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  Speaker 3: lots of I mean I saw him at a party
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  Speaker 3: once from a distance.
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  Speaker 2: You're on the list, I know.
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  Speaker 1: Now, believe it or not. She had more in the
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  Speaker 1: book than just the name read Hoffman. Maybe you've also
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  Speaker 1: heard this non secretur in the hearing.
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  Speaker 3: You know you're very concerned about money and people taking money,
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  Speaker 3: and you against dark you work with dark money groups
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  Speaker 3: all the time.
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  Speaker 1: She talked a lot about dark money in that cliff
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  Speaker 1: and senators taking dark money. What do you think was.
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  Speaker 4: Written in the book dollar sign equals dark quote?
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  Speaker 1: You rail against dark money, but you work with dark
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  Speaker 1: money groups.
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  Speaker 2: She's not good off the dome. Like if she was
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  Speaker 2: in eight Mile, in that scene with eminem where people.
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  Speaker 1: Just have oh and Papa Doc, she would allow. She
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  Speaker 1: would have got everybody in the three one three, put
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  Speaker 1: your hands up and follow me. Now what else did
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  Speaker 1: Pam Bondi's Justice Department get themselves into this week?
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  Speaker 4: They went into one of those funhouse mazes and they
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  Speaker 4: couldn't get out.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, they They indicted Letitia James.
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  Speaker 1: On Thursday at court indicted New York Attorney General Latici
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  Speaker 1: James on two charges bank fraud and false statements to
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  Speaker 1: a financial institution for a mortgage she took out to
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  Speaker 1: help her niece buy a home. And in the grand
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  Speaker 1: tradition of people indicted by Donald Trump on potentially made
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  Speaker 1: up charges, James made a video he.
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  Speaker 3: Is forcing federal law enforcement agencies to do his bidding
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  Speaker 3: all because I did my job as a New York
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  Speaker 3: State Attorney General. These charges are baseless.
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  Speaker 1: Now, that's how you do a denial video. Vertical, good camera.
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  Speaker 1: She had captions on that. Things go back to the
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  Speaker 1: James James Comy did a denial video last week. Shit
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  Speaker 1: a little like a cameo.