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Praying Manti Te'o | Son of a Boy Dad #447 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: the son of a boy dad podcast we are live
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  Speaker 5: from hq3 kim jong-un is in a coma did you
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  Speaker 5: guys know this.
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  Speaker 1: With event with an intentional coma i.
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  Speaker 5: Heard no did you this actually happened he suffered a
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  Speaker 5: brain hemorrhage.
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  Speaker 1: Don't fuck around bro first jalen hurts and then kim
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  Speaker 1: jong-un i'm breaking this live dead rumors that he's dead There's.
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  Speaker 5: Rumors that he's dead.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like there are always rumors.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's kind of what I was wondering, too, because
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  Speaker 5: they said he was dead a couple years ago. I
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  Speaker 5: actually don't think we've seen him since.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't his girl boss daughter next in line?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I heard that he's got a CEO in training.
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  Speaker 5: She's going to fuck shit up. It's going to be
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  Speaker 5: one of those things where they're like, she's going to
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  Speaker 5: be like, they don't think a woman can do this job.
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  Speaker 5: So now I'm going to blow up everything. I'm going
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  Speaker 5: to blow up the whole world. To show them I
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  Speaker 5: can do it.
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  Speaker 1: He's 42, having health problems. I mean, imagine being his doctor,
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  Speaker 1: trying to tell him you can't do something.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, they have health problems in their family, though.
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  Speaker 1: No more sweets, Mr. O. Yeah, the Owens.
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  Speaker 4: The Owens have health problems?
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  Speaker 5: The Owens have a history of bad health problems. His brother,
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  Speaker 5: or I don't know if it was his brother or
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  Speaker 5: his dad, had a tumor on the back of his
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  Speaker 5: head that was like the size of a bowling ball.
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  Speaker 5: It was like another head. He had like two heads.
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  Speaker 5: I swear to God.
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  Speaker 1: I never saw that.
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  Speaker 5: It's just... I mean, it's disgusting.
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  Speaker 4: The classic Oon tumor.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You hate it. Everyone gets it. They all get it.
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  Speaker 4: If you're an Oon, you're cursed.
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  Speaker 5: Wait, wait, show this. This is insane.
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  Speaker 1: So this is grandfather. Oh, did not have. Yeah, this
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  Speaker 1: is propaganda, bro. You're basically regurgitating Chinese talking boys. And
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  Speaker 1: what is that on the back of his head? That's
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  Speaker 1: a haircut.
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  Speaker 4: That's a boil.
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  Speaker 5: That's a boil?
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  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: You goofy bastard. That's a haircut. This is obviously... If
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  Speaker 1: there's not more images. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 4: That's a big time foil.
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  Speaker 5: What do you think that is?
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  Speaker 4: He should have popped that a long time ago.
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  Speaker 5: And they're like, no, he doesn't have it.
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  Speaker 4: That's not an oon. That's a dose.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe even a trace. A tray.
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  Speaker 1: That's like the emperor's new tumor. he's just walking around
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  Speaker 1: and no one will tell him that he's got a
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  Speaker 1: fucking bulbous growth on the back of his neck.
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  Speaker 5: He must just think like no one notices like i
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  Speaker 5: guess it must be like a lot more hidden than
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  Speaker 5: i think yes it's tiny the doctor said anything yeah
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  Speaker 5: the doctor said it doesn't exist it's not there this
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  Speaker 5: is actually a good thing that means you have more
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  Speaker 5: brain than anybody else like what does that mean though
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  Speaker 5: like if if so like why would google say he
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  Speaker 5: doesn't have it when we're looking at it he has it.
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  Speaker 4: Well that's not necessarily a tumor.
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  Speaker 5: So what is it?
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  Speaker 4: Do I know? That's a black and white photo. That
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  Speaker 4: photo was taken in 1312.
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  Speaker 5: So what do you think it is? I mean, if
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  Speaker 5: I'm looking at that, I'm going to go, that's a tumor.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not a doctor. You still think it's a boil?
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  Speaker 4: I was being funny. I like the word boil.
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  Speaker 5: It really, what it looks like, a hot spot.
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  Speaker 4: Is what you get a dog you know licks something
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  Speaker 4: and then you shave the fur to let it dry
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  Speaker 4: out that's what.
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  Speaker 1: That but if it gets big enough you can get
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  Speaker 1: wi-fi off of it he's definitely got 5g on that
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  Speaker 1: thing on the back of his neck there's no doubt
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  Speaker 1: in my mind.
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  Speaker 4: The only people that have wi-fi in north korea are
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  Speaker 4: people within a five foot radius of his hot spot
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  Speaker 4: of that guy yeah i mean.
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  Speaker 5: That is a tumor if I've ever seen one.
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  Speaker 1: I think if Dr. Pimple Popper took a scalpel to that,
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  Speaker 1: that would ooze a satisfying pus.
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  Speaker 5: That shit's disgusting.
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  Speaker 4: I hate that.
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  Speaker 1: I love it.
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  Speaker 5: At that point, you may as well just go on
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  Speaker 5: LiveLeak and watch people getting their heads ripped off because
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  Speaker 5: that shit is disgusting.
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  Speaker 4: It really is. The worst ones are the ones where
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  Speaker 4: people just squeeze their nose.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's like shooting in all different directions.
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  Speaker 4: A hundred pieces of white come out.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's nasty. It's very jarring to seeing that account
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  Speaker 5: and then seeing like your mutuals that follow the it's
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  Speaker 5: like you have this on your feed every day.
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  Speaker 4: Some people are into it man i don't know why.
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  Speaker 1: They're like calming 3 a.m like their last scroll it
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  Speaker 1: like you'll see the comments on some of them and
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  Speaker 1: it's like time to go to bed that's sick it's
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  Speaker 1: the last thing that you see before bed it's really sickening.
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  Speaker 5: The scrolling i'm out on scrolling i don't i don't.
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  Speaker 1: Do that anymore oh wow virtuous yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I mean i know you're still you're still bound to
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  Speaker 5: the shackles of your phone.
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  Speaker 1: I keep my phone in a different room i didn't
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  Speaker 1: even know that you do.
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  Speaker 5: Not you're trying to impress francis.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know that i honestly had no idea that
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  Speaker 1: they moved.
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  Speaker 6: On from your phone in another room i thought it
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  Speaker 6: was kim jong-il your phone's not leaving you probably sleep
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  Speaker 6: with it in your pocket You probably got those spandex
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  Speaker 6: shorts and you.
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  Speaker 1: Slide it underneath. I got an Allen Iverson headband and
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  Speaker 1: it's just next to my face. I can answer a
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  Speaker 1: call with my tongue.
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  Speaker 5: Not me, though. I'm away.
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  Speaker 1: I'm off.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, right. I'm ripped.
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  Speaker 1: You probably saw a horrifying screen time number this week.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 1: We were like, I got to change.
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  Speaker 5: I don't go on my phone.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I did last night that I felt
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  Speaker 4: a little irresponsible doing? You brought your phone into your room?
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry?
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  Speaker 5: The phone entered the room.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 4: I wanted to watch a movie, and so I didn't
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  Speaker 4: want anything to do with my phone, and I just
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  Speaker 4: turned it off completely. That was the whole time I
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  Speaker 4: was saying that. I had it coming, and I was like,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if I'm going to get through this.
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  Speaker 4: You did, though.
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  Speaker 1: It's the power of human will.
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  Speaker 4: I went full phone, just dead dark.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It feels a little risky.
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  Speaker 4: You just think like, are my parents dying right now?
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  Speaker 4: Are my parents dying as we speak as a consequence
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  Speaker 4: of me disconnecting?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, the phone off feels risky.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I had just spoken to my parents and
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  Speaker 4: had a nice conversation with them. So I felt like
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  Speaker 4: if they perished... At least I had done.
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  Speaker 5: We left it on good terms.
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  Speaker 4: You let them know. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You just got off the phone with their doctors. They
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  Speaker 1: had a clean bill of health.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It felt suitable.
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  Speaker 4: In fact, I knew I was going to turn my
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  Speaker 4: phone off while I was on the phone with them.
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  Speaker 4: So I was like, mom, dad, I just want you
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  Speaker 4: guys to know you've been the best parents ever. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Just in case anything happens in the next 90 minutes.
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  Speaker 1: I'm watching the Norm MacDonald movie.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I did watch the Norm doc.
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  Speaker 5: No spoilers.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it's like one of my favorite things that
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  Speaker 4: I've ever seen.
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  Speaker 5: I know. I've heard it's great. I'm pumped to watch it.
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  Speaker 5: I'm actually going to watch that and I'm going to
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  Speaker 5: see that Nathan Fielder doc.
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  Speaker 1: I watched that. I'd love to get to that after
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  Speaker 1: you talk about this.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. I also watched the Lorne Michaels doc, which was
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  Speaker 4: also really great.
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  Speaker 1: Who made that?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. It's on Netflix.
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  Speaker 5: Is that a Judd piece?
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  Speaker 4: I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 5: Because the Norm one was, right?
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  Speaker 4: I think so.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. What made it extraordinary from a filmmaking perspective?
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  Speaker 4: The Norm one? Yeah. I mean, it's just so, like, tongue-in-cheek. Like,
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  Speaker 4: they play the great moments that so many of us
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  Speaker 4: have seen on YouTube, right? like when he goes on
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  Speaker 4: the view oh yeah he's like the president murder is
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  Speaker 4: a murderer or something and they're like shut up and
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  Speaker 4: they're like getting on him and they're mad yeah and
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  Speaker 4: then they're like you can see this idiot later tonight
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  Speaker 4: on who wants to be a millionaire and immediately cuts
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  Speaker 4: to him get winning five.
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  Speaker 5: Hundred thousand dollars and.
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  Speaker 4: Then like blind guessing on the last one and regis
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  Speaker 4: is like i can't let you yeah walk away with
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  Speaker 4: just like blind guess and he's and he would have
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  Speaker 4: gotten it yeah he's like i'll say greenbrier i remember
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  Speaker 4: that it was what what uh golf course has like
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  Speaker 4: a bunker under it for you know and he's like
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  Speaker 4: i'll just guess greenbrier it's not pinehurst i know that
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  Speaker 4: and he was right he would have won a million.
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  Speaker 5: That's crazy i remember seeing that clip.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah regis is such a piece of shit for that rfp.
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  Speaker 5: That's the one where he pulls out the phone he
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  Speaker 5: pretends to get a phone call and they're like what
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  Speaker 5: was that and he's like i don't know He was like,
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  Speaker 5: someone told me it would be funny if I pretended
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  Speaker 5: to get a phone call.
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  Speaker 4: He was a very odd guy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, he didn't really like, I don't know, fit
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  Speaker 4: in in a lot of ways, but I think that's
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  Speaker 4: what made him so beloved.
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  Speaker 5: Have you ever heard the Adam Sandler story of him
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  Speaker 5: keeping the poker chips in his refrigerator? No. It's very funny.
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  Speaker 1: Don't tell, don't say it though.
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  Speaker 4: I won't.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, say it. Why don't you just tell me
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  Speaker 1: the story?
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  Speaker 5: You'll have to find it yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Don't blue ball me with a story and be like, dude,
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  Speaker 1: there's this incredible story. Anyway.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I'm not just going to retell the story.
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  Speaker 1: It offers nothing to the listener.
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  Speaker 5: Pretty much Adam Sandler once visited Norm MacDonald's apartment in
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  Speaker 5: the 1980s and found $ 25, 000 worth of Atlantic City casino
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  Speaker 5: chips stored inside Norm's refrigerator. That's pretty much the short
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  Speaker 5: of the story.
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  Speaker 4: This sucks. The way this is happening, I hate it.
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  Speaker 4: I hate this.
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  Speaker 5: I apologize.
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  Speaker 4: Well you add some color tell us your version.
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  Speaker 5: I don't have a version i was simply just asking
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  Speaker 5: why he did that no no i don't and.
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  Speaker 1: It's somehow becoming unfunny did i was.
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  Speaker 5: Kind of more asked i wanted you guys to hear
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  Speaker 5: the story i was hoping one of you guys would
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  Speaker 5: be able to explain the story to me had.
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  Speaker 4: You only ever read this is that what happened.
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  Speaker 5: No i've heard the story of adam sandler opening his
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  Speaker 5: refrigerator and there's 25 000 of poker chips.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so apparently Norm claimed he won big on a
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  Speaker 4: Friday and kept the chips in the fridge to consult
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  Speaker 4: his manager, Bernie Brillstein, about how to avoid paying taxes
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  Speaker 4: on the winnings. Brillstein told Norm that he still had
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  Speaker 4: to pay taxes no matter what. When Sandler asked him
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  Speaker 4: on Monday at Saturday Night Live if he cashed them in,
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  Speaker 4: Norm admitted he had already lost all of them. Great story.
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  Speaker 4: I'm glad I was able to bring that home. I
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  Speaker 4: am too. You did a great job with that.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know you knew that story.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you know, that's the classic Norm poker chip fridge story.
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  Speaker 5: You did a great job with it.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if you guys know this, but the
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  Speaker 4: fridge was actually an Xbox Live.
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  Speaker 5: That would be awesome.
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  Speaker 1: He's a Canadian, right?
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Nathan fielder's canadian too really and they both have like
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  Speaker 1: a very such a peculiar sense of humor yeah such
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  Speaker 1: a brilliantly unique sense of humor but in different ways
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  Speaker 1: yeah and i find that about a lot of very
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  Speaker 1: successful canadian comics isn't tom green like yeah peculiarly canadian as.
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  Speaker 4: Well yes tell us about the nathan fielder documentary.
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  Speaker 1: It was fucking incredible spoilers though it was incredible but
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  Speaker 1: uh The circumstances of it to me were rather frustrating.
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  Speaker 1: I went to a movie theater where you can lie
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  Speaker 1: down in the movie theater seat. And the last time
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  Speaker 1: I went there was the last movie I saw before
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  Speaker 1: my wife gave birth to our kids. And we could
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  Speaker 1: lay down fully and someone would bring you food because
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  Speaker 1: you could order at your seat. And it was fucking awesome.
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  Speaker 5: What theater?
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  Speaker 1: It was Ipix in like, like, like Fidei, kind of
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  Speaker 1: by the water.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not familiar with that one.
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  Speaker 1: You can lay down fully. And the food was pretty
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  Speaker 1: fucking good. My wife had terrible acid reflux. She couldn't
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  Speaker 1: eat anything, so I got three times as much.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, of course.
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  Speaker 1: And I was gorging myself, and it was fantastic.
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  Speaker 4: Nice.
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  Speaker 1: And then this time, we went to the same theater,
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  Speaker 1: showed up about five minutes before the theater, planning to
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  Speaker 1: order again. And they said, it's under new management. They've
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  Speaker 1: discontinued being able to order at your seat. You have
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  Speaker 1: to wait in a long line. Got to the end
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: of the line right as the movie was starting, and
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: then they said, we're going to give you a buzzer
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: And you have to come back.
• 14:20
  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: 15 to 20 minutes.
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: 15 to 20 minutes into the movie. We can't serve
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: you drinks at your seat either. You have to figure
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: out what you're going to want for the entire movie.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: And like... You know, it was supposed to be a
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: boozy experience. You have to just figure it out right now.
• 14:34
  Speaker 5: That's not right.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: That's not right.
• 14:36
  Speaker 5: And they made it so the seats don't fully recline anymore.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: The seats did not fully recline.
• 14:39
  Speaker 5: Just a little cherry on top.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: The seats didn't fully recline and they didn't have a side.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: So I was just kind of sliding out of this
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: shared slab. It was fucking. They don't have a side?
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: There was no side to my seat.
• 14:49
  Speaker 5: What?
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: I had one foot on the ground.
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: You just sit on a bench. Just the coffin seats on.
• 14:54
  Speaker 5: It was the coffin seats again.
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: That's fucked.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: I was just slipping out of these seats trying to
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: fucking giggle at this movie. And then about an hour
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: into the movie, like this really like distinct, it sounded
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: like a closed credits sound started playing this song. And
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: I was like, it's probably just in the theater next door.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to get too distracted, but my wife's
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: getting distracted. People around me are starting to get distracted
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: and they're walking out, finding other people in the theater
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: to be like, what's this sound? Cause it goes on
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: and it goes on and it goes on again. And
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: it's about 45 minutes of just, songs playing inside the theater.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: And then it stopped. And 15 minutes later, it started
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: up again with the same exact first song.
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: Someone's phone.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: Someone's phone in the row right behind us was just
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: blasting music for maybe an hour and a half of
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: the movie. And it was infuriating.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: Like they were doing it on purpose?
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: It was an old lady who didn't even know that
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: she was doing it.
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: Oh, you could have hit her.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we should. Well, the ladies next to her started hitting.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: One lady was like, hey, it's not okay. Like, why
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: are you smiling?
• 15:57
  Speaker 6: And the lady next to her is like, you've been
• 15:58
  Speaker 6: ruining an hour and a half of this fucking movie.
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: Like, don't smile.
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: Yes, it was like a full on.
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: Why didn't anyone stop her before it reached an hour
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: and a half?
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: It was at the bottom of her purse. So it's
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: like this kind of faint music that the entire movie
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: theater can hear.
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: She's a ventriloquist. She was throwing the sound all around.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: She was a genius. She was like one of these
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: newfangled terrorists. She was running for government in Michigan or
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: something like that. She was destroying the movie watching experience.
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: That would never fly in a theater that I'm in.
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: I would have shut that down immediately. How? I would
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: have said, where's the sound coming from? Oh, directly behind us. Hey,
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: is there music coming out of your phone?
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: You couldn't tell it was directly behind us.
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: I just don't understand how you guys went the whole
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: movie and no one knew where it was coming from.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: My wife left the theater twice to get someone in the... Like,
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: that works there to come in and deal with it.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: They were walking around the theater with flashlights. Like, they
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: couldn't figure out where the sound was coming from. What?
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: Multiple guys in, like, black shirts were coming in like
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: fucking detectives flashing their flashlights trying to find out where
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: this sound was coming from.
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: That's crazy. I don't understand. I still don't understand. I
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: don't understand how no one would know, like... It's pretty
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: easy to isolate where a sound is coming from.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: Well, I knew it was behind me and to the left.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: And it's like, I kept on looking back, but it's like, okay,
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: is there a movie theater over there? Where does it end?
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: Harry, given that so many people couldn't figure it out,
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: I'm going to give Roan the benefit of the doubt.
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: That's where you're wrong.
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: I don't think we can just judge the sort of how,
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: where the sound was coming from.
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: I can't. I don't think there's any world in which
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: you could play a song from a phone and I
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: wouldn't be able to figure out where it's coming. Do
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: you guys not have ears that work?
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: I understand, but the entire theater was going through this.
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: Have you ever lost your phone and then you realize
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: your phone's playing music?
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: You're thinking of a phone that's not buried at the
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: bottom of a handbag, though.
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: You could cover the phone in a slab of cement.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: And there's also a full movie with fucking Dolby Digital
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: surround sound. There's sounds coming from every direction. Everybody was lost.
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: Is this a scale issue?
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: Huh?
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: Scale issue.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: It really isn't, bro. They had their best detectives coming in.
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: You guys had a bunch of fucking pilled out dudes
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: that are on Xanax. Walking around with flashlights trying to
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: figure out, like, they wouldn't give a fuck.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Their phones were probably on. Yeah, yeah. They probably had
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: fucking AirPods in.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: It was so fucking frustrating.
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: Did someone actually yell at the lady?
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Yes, the two ladies next to her. One was, like,
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: nicely yelling at her, but yelling at her, and the
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: other one was teeing the fuck off.
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: But how did the ladies right next to her not know?
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: They probably were like, there's probably theater to the right.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: You're next to the sound.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: I get it, bro.
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: You're right next to it.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: I get it. It was fucking.
• 18:58
  Speaker 6: how are you sitting next to a you're sitting in
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: the seat next to where it's coming from and you
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: don't know where it's coming from i get it bro
• 19:05
  Speaker 6: that's insane it was infuriating like i could see if
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: you're a row in front and you're like because i
• 19:10
  Speaker 6: probably would have been like no if it was right
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: behind us the people next.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: To me would have said something i would have thought
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: that too yeah or i mean that woman was with
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: someone those chairs are in pairs it's pairs of chairs
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: she has no right to be teeing off.
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: If i was the old lady i'd be like you
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: dumb bitch you didn't know i was playing this fucking
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: for an hour and a half right next to.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: You was she with friends she i think she was
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: with i mean so it's uh you take the stairs
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: to the pairs of chairs and you're sitting there and
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: you have somebody else that you're with so you can't
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: buy take it basically alone uh someone else is on
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: your slab with you so there's probably an old man
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: that also couldn't hear that was sitting next to.
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: Her i can't go to this place by myself I mean, it'd.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Be weird because you're sharing a slab.
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: Everything I do is weird because I'm always by myself.
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: What if you got the slab for yourself?
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: You probably have to pay double for a double slab.
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: How much is the slab?
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: What if you're 10 pounds heavier than you want to
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: be and you need an extra chair? 25 pounds?
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: He said pounds, bro.
• 20:11
  Speaker 8: I went to London yeah yeah true um but yeah
• 20:16
  Speaker 8: I don't know if you could go but we got
• 20:18
  Speaker 8: up to give her a dirty look and she's like
• 20:20
  Speaker 8: older she's not super old but she's.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Older how old is older I didn't dirty. It was
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: old enough where as soon as I started dirty looking,
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: I had to look away because I'm like, what am
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: I going to fucking bully this fucking geriatric hearing aid victim?
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: I just can't believe that the people next to her
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: were yelling at her.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: These were like Afro-Latinos yelling at her.
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: That's so crazy.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: Those are the best. Yeah, they were.
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: Afro-Latinos?
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there were two Afro-Latinos.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: If you could have elected someone in the theater to
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: do that dirty work, that's the reason.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: And that was God working.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, of course.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: He gave his.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: I just.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Strongest challenge to his strongest warriors or whatever the fuck.
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. That's a bizarre situation.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: It was bizarre. But still, I found the movie to
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: be incredible. I found it to be genius. Best movie
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: of the year for me.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: Here's what we'll do here. You and I will go together.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Sheriff's lab.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: We'll rent out the entire theater.
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: And then we'll place phones.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: And then we'll put phones in all the empty seats.
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: I'll find them all.
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: Try to guess.
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: Whose phone.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: I mean, if you guys want to do like an
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: Easter egg scavenger hunt type thing, I guarantee I'll find every.
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: I think what I want really to do at some
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: point on the podcast at this point, because you're really
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: bragging about your ability to like echo locate.
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: He thinks he's a submarine.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Fucking bad. um i want to turn the lights
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: down to movie theater lighting yeah you could.
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: Turn them off completely i'll put i'll put a blindfold
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: on blast it'll enhance we're gonna.
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: Be blasting other like movie sounds yeah yeah and see
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: if you can figure out where the phone is i love.
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: That well here's here's two things that you're not spin
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: me around blindfold me do whatever you want yeah i'll
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: find a pinata yeah i think there's two things you're
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: not accounting for one all the other people in the theater.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: So there's going to be like blockages and you're going to,
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: it's going to be a whodunit. It's like a game
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: of guess who? You're not going to just have an
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: empty theater. And the other thing is you're trying to
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: pay attention to the movie. You're not trying to think
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: about the phone. You're trying to ignore the phone.
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: But if the phone's going on for an hour and
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: a half, that's the whole, I mean, how long is
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: the movie?
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Three hours.
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: Three hours?
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: It's a fucking marathon.
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: It's like Deer Hunter, which I finished finally. Took me
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: six days. I'm not kidding you. Six whole nights of
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: watching it.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: That's how the Hanukkah was started.
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: That's great. What the fuck? I didn't know it was
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: that long.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Damn. Yeah, it doesn't feel long, but it is quite
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: frustrating when there's somebody doing that to you.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, at least you got to watch the back
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: half in silence.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Well, the second half is like a different movie almost.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: Oh, do they make you move theaters?
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: They rotate the set, so you're seeing something completely different.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: It's a lot more showing than telling than most Nathan
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Fielder movies. It's almost more serious, but even if you
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: knew the Elizabeth Holmes story, you could never know this
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: story that's presented in this movie.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm excited.
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: Do you need to know a lot about the Elizabeth
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: Holmes thing?
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: You don't need to know a damn thing.
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: Because I don't really know much.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: You don't need to know fucking shit.
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: I know the whole story.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Tell them.
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: Tyler, can you bring up the Elizabeth Holmes story?
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. That doc is good, though.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: That one on Elizabeth Holmes is good. I also listened
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: to a podcast about it that was called Blood Money
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: or something like that. I don't know. Whatever. That was
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: also very good.
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: She created a cure for cancer or something that didn't work?
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: She convinced... Very high-powered people and raised crazy funding for
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: this blood testing technique that she claimed could detect diseases
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: very early on. It was like a revolutionary product that
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: didn't actually work.
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: And they fudged a lot of the results and science
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: was completely dishonest. And she... Got a lot of people
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: that worked at the company to keep quiet even though
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: they knew. It was this huge... It got so far.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: How much funding did they raise? Like $ 5 billion?
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: Billions. It was like a multi-billion, many-billion dollar company.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Tyler, can you see how much funding Theranos raised?
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: I mean, she had.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: That is a credit to her and you can't only
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: put it on her. If you're a crazy person... 1.4 billion.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: Raised 1.4. And what was its valuation at its high point?
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: Theranos valuation. Yeah, 9 to 10 billion it was valued at. Yeah.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: And this is a company that literally had a product
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: that had not been proven.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: There was never a product. Yeah. There was never... And
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: it was like half the size of a tissue box
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: and it could do any type of blood test.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: It was like an at-home blood test that could detect, theoretically, cancer.
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah. That's insane.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: But it's all theoretical. It's like if you got your
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: app off the ground.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: ASAP.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: If you had ASAP at a $ 10 billion valuation.
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: That's where we're at right now. We just don't have
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: the money yet.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: But that is the value.
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: At its peak. But if you had made as much
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: progress on creating ASAP as you actually have, but were
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: able to sell it for that much.
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: So it's like she pretty much had the idea of
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: what if there was an at-home blood test that did this,
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: and then she sold it, and then it didn't actually
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: work or exist.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like Jersey Jerry or like Nicky Numbers having
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: the idea for disposable umbrellas, or my friend Mike who
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: had the idea of the clear toaster.
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: These are just ideas that.
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it'd be like if Elon Musk, before he had
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: become proven, had been like, I've created an electric car
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: that goes zero to 60 in like 2.8 seconds. But
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: the Tesla didn't actually work.
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like Sam Altman.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: And made the company as big as it was, basically,
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: without ever showing anyone or anything.
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: What it actually does.
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: Or having a car that fucking worked.
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: But it's weirdly neither her nor Nathan Fielder are the
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: main character of the movie.
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: Weird.
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: A hidden character.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: People are so fascinated by her. I mean, it's her dishonesty,
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: but also the fact that she affected that deep lower voice.
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: I think people think she's like a complete lunatic, right?
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: They think she's a pathological liar and like a sociopath.
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: Because doesn't she still say that it works?
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: We're making a documentary about it, so.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: But you leave the documentary with questions.
• 27:29
  Speaker 8: Oh, really?
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: It's not like, it's almost like after.
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: Where's that phone?
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: How did I not know it was a phone? I
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: really was telling my wife it was credits, the end
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: credits to like a Ninja Turtles movie in the next.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: For an hour and a half. Like, I feel like
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: that would fly for like five minutes.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: But the same song started playing at like the 45
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: minute mark. It was like this dun, dun, dun, dun.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: It was like fucking Bastille or something.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: It wasn't even that though. It was a song I
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: never heard. So I was like, oh, it's probably just
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: the fucking- Do you know all the words to it now? No,
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: it was like weirdly instrumental and like, I don't- It
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: was haunting. It was truly haunting.
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: I'm quite curious about this song. I'm going to try
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: that tonight if I go.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: You're not going to go see this. You probably can't
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: get in.
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: I didn't know it was three hours long. I'll tell
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: you that.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: It's amazing, though. It's not like slapstick funny.
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: No, of course.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: He's not slapstick, but it's not like a laugh a
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: minute like that.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: But are there big laughs?
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: It has a deliberate pace. It's more like you're drunk.
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: Are there any knee slappers?
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: It's not knee slappers. Because there's like a measured... I
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: don't know. I think he does want to find out
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: the truth.
• 28:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: I mean, he's living with her, right?
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he does. Really?
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: He lives with her.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: And unprecedented amounts of access.
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: But how long was he living with her?
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: Like a year?
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure. Maybe, I think only like 40 days,
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: but like the 40 days until she went to prison.
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: Dude, did you see the Fyre Fest guy, Billy McFarland
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: on Kill Tony?
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: No.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: He like came out and did a minute. Never performed
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: stand-up before.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Did he kill?
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: No, everybody fucking hates him.
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: Isn't that like the worst? Like, isn't that like that
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: kind of just makes stand up seem like so lame?
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: The number of people who have hit me up and
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: been like, hey, man, I lost my fantasy league and
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: I have to do stand up comedy. Can you help
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: me write jokes? It's like, dude, I don't want to
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: think that my career is a fantasy football punishment.
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: That's what I mean.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: You were so bad at fantasy football that you have
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: to do what I do for a living?
• 29:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: That's a nightmare. I don't want to help you with that.
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: It's like a little bit insulting. And it's also like.
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: it kind of just sucks that it's like the thing
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: that everyone once they've been you know like you have
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: however many washed out yeah like every single thing has
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: gone wrong and now you're like i'll try this out
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: at least i at least i can be racist at
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: least i can go and kill tony and say the
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: n-word yeah Like that's like the last resort.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: It is pretty funny.
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: But for us, that's like the first resort.
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: I think it's also every guy who's ever like gotten
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: a laugh at one point in their life. They're like,
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: I'm actually funny as fuck.
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: I'm actually super funny. It isn't meant to like a
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: lot of guys. I bet 99% of guys, whether they'll
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: say it or not, believe that they're funny.
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, definitely. I feel like you kind of have to.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: You know, it's funny you say that. And I mean this.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: I don't think I'm, I wouldn't say that I'm funny.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: I mean that 100% sincerely. I think I can be funny,
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: but I'm not naturally funny at all.
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: I don't even know what to say to that.
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: I have friends who just go through their life and
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: I can watch them and laugh.
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I agree with that.
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: And I'm not like that at all.
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I never thought I was funnier than any of
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: my friends.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: People hang out with me who have never met me
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: for an evening and they often say, I really thought
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: you'd be a lot funnier. But not in a mean way.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: They think that I won't be able to turn it off. Yeah, yeah.
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: Aside from this stuff, I'm pretty serious.
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: Like you're like Jim Carrey?
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: Correct.
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: Making faces and shit?
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: That sounds like living in a hell.
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it really does.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Just having to have like a pun cooked up for someone.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: At all times. I was friends with a girl who
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: was a writer on SNL for a year or two
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: when he hosted. And she said that when he came
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: in for that week, it was like the hardest work ever.
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: That the entire group of SNL ever had.
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: Jim Carrey?
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because he just, he like made it impossible for
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: them to get things done.
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: Like they'd be going through a rehearsal and he would
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: just like derail it and do something zany and, you know, hyperactive. Yeah, yeah.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: And couldn't like, if someone was talking and being like,
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: all right, everybody, now let's get set up. He'd like
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: go stand up next to them and be like mocking them.
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: You know? Yeah. Doing something.
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: That would be brutal at like 4 a.m.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: Still doing read throughs.
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: Like, oh, Jim's on the floor again.
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: Jim's got the mask on again.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: Jim just pantsed the sound tech. There's another lawsuit.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Imagine being married to him and you're having like a.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: serious argument with your husband and he's just pressing his
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: nipple against like the glass of a window outside your
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: kitchen or some shit like all right jim like we
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: have to talk about like where we're gonna live in
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: five years.
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: It would be funny though like it would be cool
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: to be able to do all those faces and stuff
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: that he can do i mean just bring him out mid-fight.
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: He's one of the most talented people ever to be
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: in showbiz oh yeah without a doubt yeah I think
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: just harnessing that and pointing it in the right direction
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: must've been hard.
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: Did you guys ever see the thing where he did
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: like a, he like accepted an award at like some
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: movie festival or something. I thought it wasn't him.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: What? I don't know.
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: I was going to say when you said it's the best,
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: I was like, there's no way we're talking about the
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: same thing. It's like, uh, He accepted a, this was
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: pretty recent.
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: He accepted some award in like Europe or some shit.
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: And like, they think it, people think it was not him.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: Oh, I have not seen that.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: I do remember that. Yeah. But he used to come
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: on stage during like the VMAs and like, you know, costumes.
• 33:31
  Speaker 8: Oh, really?
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Characters and shit like that.
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: That's fun. I really like that award speech he, where he,
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: or maybe he's just presenting where he's like, I am two.
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: Time Golden Globe winner.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't just sleep the sleep of any man.
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: I dream about becoming three-time Golden Globe winner. Because then
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: I would be enough. I could stop this terrible search.
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: That's brilliant.
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that is very good. People used to do shit
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: like that. Remember when Will Ferrell came on at the
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: Oscars or something?
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: Jack Black.
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: He was with his kids and we were just at
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: soccer practice. It's classic.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: That's funny. They don't do it anymore.
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: Because fucking Will Smith had to ruin it for all
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: of us.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: That's it.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Kanye. Kanye first and then Will Smith.
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: Kanye didn't ruin it. He enhanced it. He took it
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: to the next level.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Storming the stage. He took it to the next level.
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: That was like 20 years ago.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that storming the stage for bits is funny.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Storming the stage to scare Taylor Swift and make it
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: about you.
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: But he didn't physically attack anybody like Will Smith did.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I think that they're birds of a feather.
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: Would you rather be slapped or would you rather say
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: your album wasn't as good as people thought it was?
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: I'm saying it's a slippery. He started it and Will
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Smith escalated it.
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: I'm just but I'm asking now, would you rather be
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: Chris Rock or Taylor Swift?
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Taylor Swift.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: That's a hard question.
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: It's a hard question.
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: It's hard to hear that question and not consider their
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: lives and scope of work.
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: I mean, they're both incredibly successful.
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: Their tough moment that they suffered at an awards show.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: I mean, they're probably both billionaires, realistically.
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: I don't think Chris Rock is a billionaire.
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: Chris Rock isn't?
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: No.
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: The Rock?
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: Why are we going there? Where does he come from?
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: Why is that coming in? Oh, I thought you meant.
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: Oh, you thought I was talking about Dwayne.
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, of course I was. Of course I thought you
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: were talking.
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: I can see how you would mix that up. No,
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: I'm still on Chris.
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: 60Ms, they're saying? Even though this is.
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: 60Ms.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, he got divorced.
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: You think T-Swift is ever getting divorced in her life?
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: I think there's a chance she's probably already divorced.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Don't say that. You think because Trav likes that?
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: Because Killer Trav likes Shane's monologue.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: You like that Instagram post?
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: No, Killer Trav.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: That's two albums.
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: I saw that. It was hilarious. People were tweeting at
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: Taylor Swift with a screenshot of him liking it. It's like,
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: What do you think? You think Taylor Swift opens up Twitter?
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: You think she's on the Everything app?
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: I think she could be.
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: Hell no.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Or she could be getting... She probably got a report
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: of it from her security team.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: They probably print out Twitter for her.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Just hand it to her. Bad news, man.
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: You're not going to like what you see on page three.
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: Kill the Travs gone rogue.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: You think he's in the same house as her?
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: No.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: No chance?
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: I think he's in like a tennis house out front.
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: He's not on the main property?
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: He's in Kansas City, obviously. Do you think she's in
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Kansas City?
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: Hell no. Where did they play yesterday?
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: Kansas?
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure.
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: She was at the game yesterday. I think people don't
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: really get as mad anymore about her when they show
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: her on the games.
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: Because they got married.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: She's a trad wife now.
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: It's like being a dad.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: Who's daughter's boyfriend comes over it's like in my house
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: you better put a ring on it before you beat
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: the shit.
• 37:02
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• 37:04
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  Speaker 5: What do you think is going on with Justin Herbert?
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: I think he's not getting satisfied in bed.
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: Like severe depression or like, what do you think it is?
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: Cause like, he's like, he's given up. They're like, they're
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: like the worst team ever.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: That's not on him. He's throwing missiles still.
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: He's throwing fucking nothing.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: You're lashing. Cause AJ Brown is dropping everything that comes with.
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: Oh, I mean, I didn't even think about that, but no, seriously,
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: the chargers are like, like what the fuck happened? They're terrible.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Chargers suck. Rams suck. Eagles suck. I'm at a point
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: now where I'm pivoting to history. And I thought it
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: was going to be the Teddy Roosevelt book, River of Doubt,
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: that I just started. And by started, I mean I
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: put it next to my bed to start.
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: On top of your phone?
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: But I really, I'm doubling back into the Civil War. Oh,
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: very fun.
• 40:34
  Speaker 8: That's a fun one.
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: I'm doubling back into the Civil War. Have you picked
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: a side yet?
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: I'm still thinking about it. I have a holiday five-pack
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: of questions I'd love to ask you guys about the
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Civil War.
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: I'd love to answer.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: What you guys think.
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: I don't know if I've really solidified my views.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: They're open-ended. Do you think that there was guilt-free slavery?
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Do you think that there are people who didn't know
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: that they were doing something wrong? They thought it was naughty,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: like having a donut, but defensible? Or was there actual
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: guilt-free slavery going on?
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: Oh, I think that I think that the majority of
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: slave owners just viewed slaves as not only property, but
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: a birthright.
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: My publicist said I'm not supposed to talk about this.
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: I think they convinced themselves that they were probably almost
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: like helping slaves. The slaves.
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, probably.
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: This is a more civilized environment for them to work in.
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: What's the next question?
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Karl Marx wrote letters about slavery. Do you think that
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: they had opinions on our war like we have opinions
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: on Israel and Gaza? Were there commentaries who were actually
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: aware of all the generals in history like Douglas Murray
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: and Dave Smith and stuff? And if there's a civil
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: war today... What would be the smallest or most obscure
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: country that would do a protest for us? Are they
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: protesting on our behalf if there's a civil war in
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: the U.S.
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: Today?
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: Hell no.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: Yes, they are. They protested against Donald Trump. They're protesting
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: right now. The entire world did.
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: But if we had a civil war?
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: In Germany, they're protesting about Donald Trump. They're protesting in
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: weird-ass countries. If there was a war here, people in
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: some countries would be like, stop the war on the
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: fucking north or the south.
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: That's probably true, yeah. Maybe... Yes.
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: People would have very strong opinions, I'm sure.
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: What countries? I think the question was we had to
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: pick a country. I would say.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: England would have strong opinions.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: England, of course, would be outside.
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: France would have strong opinions. Canada?
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: That's another day for them.
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: I'm going to go Canada.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: It's the smallest country.
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: Oh, we had to be the smallest? Venezuela, maybe? All right,
• 42:59
  Speaker 5: next question.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: What if the South didn't have cotton? Who is responsible
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: for more deaths? Eli Whitney or Adolf Hitler?
• 43:13
  Speaker 8: Oh, man.
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: These are quite the questions.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: If the North were able to grow cotton, would they
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: even have strict morals about slavery?
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: Are these your own questions?
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: I'm just wondering, is there a chance Abraham Lincoln was black?
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: He was 6'6, strong as shit, had coarse hair. His
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: dad left. He was Baptist. There were accusations of infidelity.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: Is it not possible that Abraham Lincoln was black the
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: way logic is black? And maybe he was on a
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: mission to save his own people.
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: I like that one. I definitely like that one. That's
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: definitely possible.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: You guys just never think about shit.
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: No, I've thought about that, Abraham Lincoln being black. That's
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: kind of a common one, right? Is it? People have
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: their theories about that.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: Is that true?
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: So it's going around.
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're not the first.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: That Abraham Lincoln might be black.
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: I think Logic said that.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Did he actually?
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: No. I've never heard that. That's pretty good. That was good, Ron.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: It just makes me wonder. It's just, it's nice to
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: think about, it's nice to listen to some history podcasts
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: when you're turning off your brain about football.
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: Totally.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Watch some YouTube videos about history.
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: I mean, football is just like, I like it and I'm, I'm,
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: I'm watching the games, but I just don't know if
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: I'm going to do the whole like four screen red
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: zone thing anymore.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: It's a lot.
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: It's kind of like dopamine dump, you know, I'm trying
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: to maintain my dopamine level through what? Trying to keep
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: it smooth. I'm not trying to dump it all at 1pm.
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: No, you don't want to get dope sick.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: I think that you're acting like you're... And by 8pm,
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: I'm depressed. You're acting like you're giving up scrolling, you're
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: giving up football, but what are you doing with your time?
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: League of Legends. I was telling the guys when you
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: guys were walking around that I've been playing League of
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: Legends on my laptop because I've been traveling the last
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: three weeks. And on Saturday night, I was playing and
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: I was laying in bed With a keyboard on my
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: chest and then the mouse just on the mattress. And
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: I was just laying like this.
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: Playing the way Stephen Hawking does?
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: Jesus Christ.
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: Playing for like two hours straight.
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: That is dark, man.
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: It was great. I mean, I had a great time.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: You just didn't engage a single muscle except for your fingertips.
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, just the fingers. It was like 1 a.m.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Your peak relaxation.
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: It was 1 a.m. at an Airbnb.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: Airbnb.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Did you have any acid reflux or GERD?
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: No, none.
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: My GERD's actually been very, very manageable lately.
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: Good. I was worried about that.
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: Eating healthy. Signed up for the gym. Oh, you signed up?
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: You joined a gym? I did.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: That's like putting the book next to your bed. It is.
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: It is, yeah.
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: What gym?
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: I'll never say.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: Well, can you say like- It's not like a- Is
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: it a crunch or something? No, no.
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: It's not a franchise. Okay.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: So it's that one in- In your neighborhood that's connected
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: to the strip club.
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: First of all, there's no strip clubs in my neighborhood.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: I wonder if that's true.
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: I know it's true.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Checked.
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: I know where I live. There's no strip. There's just
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: a strip club on the corner.
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: Can we look up whether, are there any strip clubs
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: in Astoria?
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: I would assume there's a strip club in Astoria somewhere.
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: There's a complete reneging on your point.
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: Astoria is a very big neighborhood.
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: Well, you said your neighborhood.
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: And look, there isn't.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: NYC Gentleman's Club.
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: And where's that, Ron?
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Show Palace.
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: Where's NYC Gentleman's Club?
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: All I see is Queens.
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: Gentleman's Club. Brooklyn.
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: No, it's on the BQE. That's the address. These are all,
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: it looks like a fucking, you know, sex offenders registry.
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: There's so many strip clubs. You might actually live. In
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: the most strip clubbed part of New York City.
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: Hell no. The most strip clubbed part of NYC is
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: like first or no. What is it, like ninth ave?
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, all the way over by the Western Highway where
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: Hustlers is.
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: And you're driving and you're just passing strip clubs.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: What's the Olympia slash South Beach thing? Because I thought
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: that was a gym that's connected to a strip club.
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: Oh, is that what you joined?
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: That's what I was talking about.
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: You went for the two for one special?
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Olympia South Beach. It's an Olympia gym with a South
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Beach strip club connected.
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's where I'm going. How did you guys find
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: it that easily?
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Doing a pole workout.
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: Now, the gym that I'm going to is not a
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: strip club. Glad we could clarify that. I also have
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: not gone, so maybe it is.
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: Are you trying to tell us that you've been doing
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: those pole dancing workouts? Is that what you're long way
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: of saying?
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: It's great for the core.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: Solid core. You started doing solid core?
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: No, I can't. I haven't been able to with my knee.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get back into it.
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: What was that noise?
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Did you hear that crack? I was able to get
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: back to just light squatting today.
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: You were squatting in the gym?
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: That feels a little risque, no? It was at the
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: risk of my physical therapist.
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: He said I was squatting. Oh, you're in PT.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: I've been in PT for 11 weeks, bro. I'm on
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: my 12th week of PT.
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: How many weeks do you have to do?
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Till fucking late November.
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: Oh, man.
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: That's brutal yeah how many times a week.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: Uh twice a week oh i'm trying to.
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: Get back that's so brutal imagine adding something to your
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: schedule right now that's two times a week i would
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: be devastated like that's another thing i mean i'm in
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: there i would be like can you just like give
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: me the list of shit to do and i'll just
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: do it at my house.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you don't do it at your house.
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: You have to.
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: You don't have a choice. No, you do have a choice.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: If you want to get back on the court. Yeah,
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: but people just blow their shit up again. People don't
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: do the PT. The average American isn't going to do
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: the PT, especially if left to their own devices.
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: I would never. I would just do it myself. I'd
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: just ask Chad. Chad, fix my knee.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: Grok gave me a great rundown of my PT.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: What's your PT?
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: I'm working on my knee.
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: Harry, I think you'll appreciate this. A buddy of mine
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: that I played a bunch of golf with this weekend, he...
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: I don't know where he got this idea, but he
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: decided to start a pest control business.
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: Oh, love that.
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: And he's doing it like, you know, this is a
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: well-to-do kid from a well-off family guy. And like, it's
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: just him and his partner right now. And his partner
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: was unavailable. His partner normally deals with the stuff.
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: And so he had to go and cut down a
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: wasp's nest.
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: Oh, is he gay?
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: What's the difference?
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: Partner.
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: No, his business partner. Oh, okay.
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: I genuinely thought you were talking about his wife or something.
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: And that's why I was asking. I was like, why
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: would his wife be going to cut down the wall?
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: That feels kind of backwards now. Making his wife go
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: chop down the wasp nest.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: That story just fucking whipped your ass.
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: Well, him being gay makes way more sense now.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: He's not gay.
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: So his gay boyfriend had to go cut down the
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: wasp nest. Or no, he did because his guy was.
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: I don't even. I'm not going to try.
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: Because his buddy was at Olympia.
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: We're going to move forward. We're going to move forward.
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: No, I do want to hear about this.
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: He's been telling me amazing horror stories about these early
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: months of the pest control business. But he made the point.
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: He was like, it's a recession-proof business.
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, definitely.
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: Cockroaches don't care about the economy.
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: No, if anything, they thrive when the economy is down.
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no one can afford cock.
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: Certainly not his partner.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: No, no. Yeah.
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: Okay, anyway, the point is, he told me that the
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: grossest thing he's seen so far is that he went
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: somewhere and there were, they had set traps. And in
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: one of the traps, they caught two rats. And by
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: the time he got there, there was one rat and
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: a tail. The rat had eaten, had killed and eaten
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: the other rat that was in the trap.
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: That's so fucked.
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: And rats will just eat each other.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: What is in a rat tail?
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: That actually just gave me like the heebie, like I
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: just got the chills.
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: Apparently the rat tail is like the shrimp tail of
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: the rat. Even rats would be like, there's no meat
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: on that.
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's disgusting.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: They ate the bones, but wouldn't eat the tail.
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: Have you ever seen a rat trap? They're like this big.
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: It's like, it's literally like.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: It's like the Theranos machine.
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: When I was having the mouse problem at my last place,
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: or two places ago, I went to Lowe's to get
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: the wooden mouse traps, and they had the rat traps.
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: It's like a piece of plywood.
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: It's what ice kids are.
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: It's like this big.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:31
  Speaker 5: It's fucking massive. If you stepped on it, you would
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: lose your foot. Why? Because they have the wooden ones.
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, and it has spikes in it or something?
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: No, it's just, it's literally like a steel pole.
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: Oh, it flattens?
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: You know, like a regular mousetrap?
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: I know what people use for rat traps, so they
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: don't use this.
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: I was thinking this was like a cage.
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it is.
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: Like the rat wanders in.
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: It's like the big black box.
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: But they make the traditional wooden box.
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: Traps loaded yeah exactly thing yeah.
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: And like they have the mouse traps which are like
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: this big yeah and then the rat ones are like
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: this big wow that's crazy yeah it's disgusting that's crazy.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: And it's like spikes on the inside of it like
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: when you have a rental car at the airport you.
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: Can't like back out yeah the rats can't back out
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: did he say anything about uh german roaches.
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: Um no But I'll ask. I'll make sure to ask.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: I wonder if you could do a pro bono walkthrough
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: of Harry's spot and just see if we really are
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: free of them or if there's going to be like,
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: oh no, that's a fucking bulbous tumor of a roach.
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: I have to confess.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: You saw one?
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, last night. See, bro?
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: That's so cocky.
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: But in a different location. The sink.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: But I think it was because I was away. And
• 53:57
  Speaker 5: I had to run the sink. You know how they
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: say that they come up the sink if you go
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: away for a while?
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: Do they say that?
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they do say that.
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: That's what they say.
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: So I'm hoping that it was just like a one-time thing,
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: but I have to reapply when I get back. I
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: did a light spray last night, a light gassing.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: Did you get the one that you saw?
• 54:15
  Speaker 5: I mean, covered it.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: So it died?
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: For 30 seconds.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: So it waited?
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: That means you breathed at least 15 seconds.
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: Of it in. Mm-hmm. This guy can't even handle like
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: half a spray of cologne and he's just fumigating his
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: entire apartment with rope spray.
• 54:32
  Speaker 5: That was the first one I've seen.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: The cologne's not strong enough.
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: That was the first one I've got since the last
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: time we talked about it when I put the cock in.
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: When I laid my cock down.
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: I'm happy to hear it.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty embarrassing. for all the shit you talked.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: You've basically done a victory lap every week since then.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: But I've also been- And the same roaches have just
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: been out of sight.
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: No, no, no. Because I've been seeing them in the
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: trash room. So I really think that's where they're coming from.
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: But maybe I'll email the building and be like, can
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: we do something about the trash room? Or do you
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: want me to do it? You want me to get
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: in there? Because I will if I have to.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: Put the trap in.
• 55:09
  Speaker 5: I'll spray it down.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: Put the pill in.
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: I mean, I got a gallon of spray. A literal gallon.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: Where do you keep it?
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: In my closet. Oh my God.
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: It's got an automatic pump.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Oh my God.
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: It's got a hose.
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: You got to plug it in. Yeah.
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: You got to charge it.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: It's probably like not even safe to have that in
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: your apartment.
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: No, it says it's good for indoor use.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: But you could just have it like sitting next to
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: you and concentrate.
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: It's not sitting. It's not like I put it next
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: to my, on my bedside table when I go to bed.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: But it's just in your closet.
• 55:38
  Speaker 5: It's in the closet. It's in the closet with the
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: door closed. I don't even smell it.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: It's probably radioactive. Francis, do you ever see critters upstate?
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's a good question. This was really interesting. I
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: think it was Friday night. I took a nap on
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: my couch for three hours. I don't know how that happened.
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: How do you feel about that? When you wake up
• 56:05
  Speaker 5: from a three-hour nap, are you feeling good, or are
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: you like, what the fuck?
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: Didn't feel great.
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: Very disoriented.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: You feel robbed a little bit. You're like, it's fucking
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: eight o'clock.
• 56:15
  Speaker 5: Like I missed the day.
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, I had had a big day. That's why
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: I took the nap.
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: Hitting the bottle.
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: Um, anyway, we, uh, I woke up and I was like, man,
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: I'm hot. So hot, sweaty. I'd slept on the couch.
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: So I went and, uh, I just opened the door
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: and I have that sliding door to the balcony. So
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: I opened it a pretty good amount. I was like, oh,
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: that feels really nice. There's a nice breeze coming in.
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: I think it was Friday was warm, 70 degrees up there.
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: So I was watching TV and my door was open,
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: but I was like, mosquito season's over just about. Like,
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: I don't think that bugs should be flying in too much. Yeah.
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: Out of nowhere, I hear what sounds like a fucking
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: helicopter fly into my place. And I'm like, what the
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: fuck was that?
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Like a locust?
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: I go over and I look at the wall. A
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: praying mantis had flown in.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, and you have to legally feed them until they're
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: 18 years old.
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: That's right. That's my responsibility.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: You have to find out about private and public school.
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: That's a wayward teen. Yeah. And I was like, oh
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: my God, that thing is, first of all, awesome. Praying
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: Manti-Teos are fucking cool to look at.
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: They really are.
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: And they eat with their hands, kind of. And you
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: ever see one eating like a, I don't know, they'll
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: eat big, big bugs.
• 57:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: And they'll eat every piece of them, except the tail.
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: Of course.
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: It's like the shrimp tail.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: And so I was like, well, I don't want to
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: kill this because these things are awesome and I really
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: respect them. So I thought for a long time, it
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: took me a long time to think because I was
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: very high.
• 58:09
  Speaker 5: Drunk and high.
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: No, not drunk anymore. I slept off the booze. Oh, okay, okay.
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: And then I was like, there's no way I'll.
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: Get to sleep unless I really take some pots to
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: the face. Yeah, yeah.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: What time did you wake up?
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: 8 p.m.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: You really did wake up at 8?
• 58:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I slept from 5 to 8.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: See, that actually, I would say, is the worst.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: Because what are you going to do? Like, go back
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: to bed?
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: Because taking a nap when it's light out and waking
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: up when it's dark out, that's, like, the most disorienting nap.
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: Maybe I should add that I had woken up at, like, 5.30 a.m.
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: to drive up to get an early tea time. Oh, okay, okay.
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: But anyway, so I decided, after a long time... Got
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: a cereal bowl, and I went over to the wall,
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: and I put the cereal bowl over the praying mantis.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: How scared were you?
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: Not that scared.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: A little bit, though?
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: Well, a little, but it wasn't afraid of me at all.
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: It wasn't reacting to me. It wasn't skittish. Hmm. It
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: knew that it was an alpha. So then I had
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: a piece of paper and I slid the piece of
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: paper behind the cereal bowl. Gently.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: Creating a seal.
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: And then I flipped it and I went out to
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: the deck and I released it and it flew away. Oh.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: That's amazing.
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: I felt really good about it. That is good.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: That's an alpha move and you show the alpha who
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: the alpha is.
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: I also felt like I had solved a puzzle. Yeah.
• 59:40
  Speaker 5: I think that shows that you're ready for a dog.
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: While I was high.
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. High would make it even scarier.
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was. It was.
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: It was. challenging and with the bowl did the bowl
• 59:52
  Speaker 5: go back in or did it go.
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: In the washer dishwasher smart i'm not eating praying mantis cereal.
• 59:58
  Speaker 5: Because you know a lot of people would put that
• 59:59
  Speaker 5: right back in they would oh yeah who bums.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: You would you probably have the uh the germans fucking
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: frolicking in your bowls hell no and you go chex
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: mix right on top of the germans.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 5: First of all i'm not eating chex mix out of
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 5: a bowl.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: This guy found the germans in a cinnamon toast crunch.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: Do you do that? Do you put like all of
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: your snacks in like containers?
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 4: No. I bet you do.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: I bet you do.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: Like, do I take the cereal out of the cereal box?
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: You're a clear container house.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: No, we don't have enough room for that.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 5: Lucky charms in a clear container to make it look classy.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, we'll put them in a plastic bag to.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: You have like writing on it that says like lucky charms.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: You think that I'm like Kendall Jenner or something like that.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: I wish.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: I mean, hopefully there is a time in my life
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: where I have a walk-in pantry.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: That would be nice.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: I would kill for a walk-in pantry. And not just
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: where you can open a door and observe the front
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: of it. I want to be able to turn a corner.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: I want to be able to close the door while
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: I'm inside.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That it closes behind me.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: My cousins used to have a walk-in pantry when they
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 5: lived in Illinois. And they had the best snacks. And
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: I used to go in there and just close the
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: door and just have a feast.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Just wedge a chair up underneath the doorknob.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: They had a lot of gushers.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: What are you doing in there? Jerking off. But really,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: you're just going to town on fruit by the foot.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: It was always something like that. That's cool. They had
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 5: fruit by the foot, but it was like dots. They
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 5: were these circles.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah. I know those.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 5: And you would stack them on top of each other,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: and then you get one of all of them.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: You know Halloween's on a weekend this year.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: Is that so?
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: For like the first time in a while.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 5: It's on the 31st this year.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: All right, Rico. Get your own jokes, bro.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 5: Did Rico say that?
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: He says it. Come on, bro. This is like a
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: day one Bosco bit.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: I've never heard that from anyone and I didn't know
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 4: Rico did it, but it makes me laugh that Rico
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: does that.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 5: Thank you. Well, did it make you laugh when I
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: did it?
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: No, because you took it from me.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: It's nicer to know that Rico does it.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: Are you guys going to have stuff to give out
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: on Thanksgiving?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: On Thanksgiving? No, but Halloween I might.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: Harry's going to give out roach skeletons.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you could have chocolate-covered roaches.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: Dead roaches. I'm getting out Buckeyes.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: I'm about to make some Buckeyes for our next show.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: I am not going to be giving out candy this year. Why?
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: Just seeing kids be that happy with their parents makes
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 4: me sad.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: What do you guys, what do you guys, do you
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: guys live in a neighborhood where people are coming to
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: your door? No shot.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: I do. I mean, people come to my floor.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: I feel like that's so depressing.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 5: To be a kid in New York and you're like,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 5: all right, looks like we're going to hit the third
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: floor now.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: Wait a minute. Yes, I agree.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: You haven't been outside in two hours.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: I agree. But, yes, but. There's two flip sides. One,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: you can hit 150 homes in one building. Secondly, a
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: neighborhood like Brooklyn Heights has the best trick-or-treating in the world. Period. Period. Cocksucker.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: I just don't know if I believe that. It's like
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: a 10-block radius Halloween party with the most insane decorations
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 4: and commitment and candy and there's thousands of people involved.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: I walked it this morning. All these houses are minimum
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: $ 10 million. They are hiring like Hollywood and Broadway set
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: designers to do.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 4: The front of their house.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 5: People are really going for it this year.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: People are going for it.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 5: Like we've never seen.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: They go for it every year.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 5: No, this is different.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: No, it's not.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: You should see the Halloween spirit in Astoria right now.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: You just have never lived in Astoria before.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 8: What?
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: You've never lived in Astoria before.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 5: What do you mean?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: I live there right now. But you didn't know what
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: it was like last Halloween in Astoria.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: This year in Astoria, they're really going.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 5: I'm just telling you guys.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: I've never seen it like this. This is my first
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: time living there.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 5: A lot of people have those really big skeletons. Yeah.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: Those are fun.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: Those are dominating.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 5: We should get one for the studio.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: That'd be cool.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: Year round.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: Get a little spooky.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah. We won't. We won't do it.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: Have you seen any good horror movies lately?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: I watched The Witch. The Vitch.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, is that the Blair Witch Project remake?
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: They're doing a new one. They're doing one, though. Did
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: you see.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: The Witch is the A24 one, where it takes place
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: in Salem, I think.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, cool.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 5: It's aight.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: Did you see Hocum?
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: With Adam Scott?
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: Correct.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: Yes, I believe.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: Was it good?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 5: I don't remember. Look at that thing.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: Fights and Nick did a 12-foot skeleton.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, I forgot Fights had one.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: At his apartment? That's fucking insane.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: I mean, they are very good. Like, that's a great decoration.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: Imagine the amount of blocks you can hit. They shut
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: down Brooklyn Heights too for it.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: And they play the movie Hocum on a big– they
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: like drop down a sheet, a spooky ghost sheet and
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: they project Hocum on it.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 5: Every year they play Hocum?
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they've been doing it since I moved there this year.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: It's Adam Scott in Hocum.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 5: I mean look, I would love to be someone who
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 5: puts out a bowl or maybe I stand there and
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 5: I give out treats or tricks depending on what they
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 5: ask for. But– No one's going to come to my door.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 5: I'd be actually pretty alarmed if they did.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: Why won't anyone come to your door?
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: Make it uninviting as possible.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 5: No, I live in an apartment complex. No one's coming
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: to my door.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: Have you gotten a message from your building saying, hey,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: let us know if you want to be one of
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: the apartments that's eligible for... Oh, no.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: Are there kids in your building? Yeah. So why wouldn't
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: there be trick-or-treating?
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 5: I think they're probably just going to go outside.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: And do it. You know, I have to say, this
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: new building you're in is a lot more boring than
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: your last one.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, it definitely is.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: It seems like things are a little more, people are
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 4: in their own homes.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: They are.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: Instead of roving.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's not a lot of wandering.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 5: There is occasionally a dude will play soccer with his
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 5: kid in the parking lot, which is kind of annoying.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: Why is that annoying at all? How does that affect
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: you even a little? You don't drive.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 5: Because it's right outside my window.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 4: Huh.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 5: And I don't like seeing kids happy with their parents.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 5: Makes me sad. No, but it's a little irritating. It's
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 5: not like, you know, I'm not, I'm not emailing the
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 5: building about it, but like, you know, they put a
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 5: boot on my car. They put a boot on my car.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 5: Cause I parked it there for her. My, not even
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 5: my car. They put a boot on Hertz car. Cause
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 5: I parked it there for like four hours and we
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 5: got kids playing soccer in the same place. So it's like,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 5: are they paying for field time?
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: It's a tit for tat. Fairness-ish.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 5: The way that I see it is like if you're
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: going to put a boot on my car, then no
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 5: one should be allowed in the parking lot unless they're
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 5: paying for the parking. Like, I don't know.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: You fucking Grinch.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 5: I'm a little bit of a Grinch, yeah.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: You're very Grinch.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 4: I also don't think that those are the same thing
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 4: at all.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: No, they aren't.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 4: It'd be one thing if that kid was parking his
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 4: go-kart in there and they weren't having an issue with it.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 5: I really don't have any issue with it. I don't
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 5: even know why I said that.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 4: I think you do because you raised the point and
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 4: were specific about it.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 5: No, I was kind of just referencing it. I mean,
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: that was really the only thing I could think of
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 5: when I see people outside of their apartments.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: You're just talking to the roaches, honestly.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: I'm talking to the roaches.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 4: Does Astoria have good trick-or-treating?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: The best in the world.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: You need stoops.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 5: They say it's the best in the world.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: That's weird. I heard that about Brooklyn Heights.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: They're saying it's between Brooklyn Heights and Astoria right now.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: Astoria has enough houses where I.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: Feel like it's pretty nice. We don't celebrate Halloween. We
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: celebrate the Day of the Dead.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 4: Get it?
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 5: Because there are a lot of Hispanic people in Astoria.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: Well, you say that. I thought it was Greeks.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 5: Greeks as well.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: A lot of Egyptians as well.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 5: A lot of Egyptians. Little Egypt. No, really, there's Little
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 5: Egypt in Astoria.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: Someone tried to say Dumbo was a.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 5: You boys wouldn't know anything about that?
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: That there's a Little Japan in Dumbo.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: I heard that. I saw that.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 5: It's probably just there's a Japanese dude that lives in Dumbo.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 5: Oh, he must be in Little Japan. It's a Japanese
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 5: guy just walking outside.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: Whoa.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: My name's Craig.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: That's so cool. I didn't know they had like a
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 5: little Tokyo here. That's so cool.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: He has a New York accent.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 5: I was born here. He's Korean.
• 1:08:45
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  Speaker 1: I tried to go to the.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: The place in Dumbo that has omakase. Have you ever
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: gone there? Kinjo?
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 4: No, but I saw that it recommended on that same
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: video that I saw.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: And I went there and we thought that we had
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: an omakase reservation and it was for just the bar.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: And so we couldn't get omakase there. It was fucking devastating.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: It was fucking brutal.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 5: No big oyster?
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: I didn't get the big oyster. I didn't get anything.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: We went to a different restaurant.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 5: The big oyster haunts me. The idea of it haunts me.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: That was the point. I'm glad it hit you so viscerally.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 5: Like, it is, like, just the description of it is
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 5: the most disgusting thing.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 4: I've ever even thought of. It was really bad.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: It's like a cyclops.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 5: Like, that's up there with rat tail. Like, it's like,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: if you were to make me pick and you were like,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 5: it's the rat tail or the big oyster. I'm going
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 5: to be like, that's tough. Just flip the coin.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: How big is the rat?
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: Just kill me. Yeah. Just fucking kill me.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 5: Just shoot me.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 4: Just fucking kill me.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: Was there pictures of the big oyster?
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 5: Can we look up the big oyster?
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: I want to see it. I want to be just
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: disgusted by this slimy cross section. I want to see
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: it cut in half. I want to see the levers
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: of it.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 4: Do big oyster Japan, like omakase. Okay. I mean, that's
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: pretty similar. The one on the second one.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 5: That is actually repulsive.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: Look at that bottom center left one. How big that
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: booger is all the way to the left.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 5: It's like, you know what it reminds me of? That's
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 5: what it was like. That's so fucking gross. You know
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 5: what it reminds me of? It reminds me of when
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 5: people eat like ostrich eggs.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: But even that's just egg at the end of the day.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: I don't want anything that's bigger than it should be.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean? Like if I'm going to
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 5: have eggs, I want normal sized eggs. I don't want
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 5: one massive egg.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: Like what's another example?
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 5: Because people eat this and they're like, yeah, it just
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 5: tastes like egg. And it's like, yeah, but it's not.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 5: It's fucking ostrich egg. And it's a huge. Yeah, that's
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 5: like that's that's a dozen eggs right there.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 4: You know, the most disgusting thing I've ever seen eaten
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: was the balut that KB ate. I think it was
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: Donnie ate it. It's like a partially cooked fetus of
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: a bird.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 5: It was Donnie that ate it?
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 4: Donnie ate it. You open the egg and it's like
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 4: the animal is like on its way.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that is.
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  Speaker 4: It's not a yolk.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 5: That's not.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 4: It has parts.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 5: That should just be illegal.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 4: It's really the grossest thing.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 5: Wait, what did KB eat on the yak?
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: On the hamburger dress.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: That was one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 5: That was probably the most disgusting thing I've seen someone eat.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: It was like a full sea urchin or some shit.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 4: It was.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: Oh my god. It was like... I literally can't barely...
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 5: I don't think I can even describe it or else
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 5: I'm going to start gagging.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: It was a mollusk.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 4: Oh boy.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 5: It was the most... Francis, it was in a bun.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 5: It was like a hamburger in a bun. And then
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 5: on the inside, it was just gray.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 4: Oh boy, that's tough.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: That's when he got super wet.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 4: I can't believe you guys were just used to be
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: on this show. That's amazing.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, because you know, if KB's having a reaction
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 5: like this, it's bad.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: Why? Was KB some professional eater?
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 5: No, but he's like.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: But he ate it, bro. That's so disgusting.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 5: I think he threw up.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 7: That's a big ass bite oh he can't even get
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 7: his teeth through it oh my god pull oh my god.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 4: That's really bad that's really.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: He brought it though he brought that covering his face
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: in shame.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: There you two are.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: Just like a sorority girl in the walk of shame.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 4: Have you seen these guys the the group of like
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 4: seven black friends that go to airport lounges or they're
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 4: in the airport gate and they do like you have
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 4: to go wear this shirt yeah that kills.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 5: Me the those two brothers right Oh, it's like six
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 5: of them.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: And they have to wear a pair of pants. Those
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: are super funny.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 4: Bad shirt reveal or something, and they all come back.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 4: Everyone's getting into it. The people at the gate know
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 4: it's them now.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah. It is very funny. Yeah. Have you guys
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 5: ever seen the end zone boys?
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: The Titans? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 5: Those guys are funny as fuck.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 4: I have not seen that.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 5: It's just these three dudes that just sit at the
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 5: end zone, and they just scream at the other team.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: And people get furious at them.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 5: They say crazy shit. They talk to the dudes that
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 5: are just in sweatpants and they're like, you're not doing
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 5: shit today. I went down a rabbit hole in their
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 5: videos yesterday.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: Have you guys ever seen the guy.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 5: On my laptop, of course. I don't scroll anymore. It's
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 5: not scrolling if you're on the laptop.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you Google it, that's not a scroll. That's
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: an intentional landing point.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 5: YouTube shorts on the TV.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: The Australian guys who will eat like a garlic, like
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: a clove of garlic.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 4: I love that guy on the plane.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 4: And his eyes and nose are streaming.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: He'll eat like a stick of ginger on a plane.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, ginger really looks bad.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 5: Ginger is like.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: Insane.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 5: Even just like a little hint of ginger, you're like, whoa. Yeah.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: Garlic is fucking terrible. He's just eating the onion. snot
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: coming out of his nose.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 4: He always smells it first. He does this little tentative bite.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 4: And the guy to his left has to be like,
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 4: am I seeing that right?
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 5: I'm with the skin on.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 4: I'm not here with the skin on.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: Imagine how painful that is. Imagine how much he smells
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: from the inside.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 5: If I was ever on a flight like this, I
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 5: don't know what I would do. Would you complain?
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 4: I'd start laughing. I mean, you'd have to think it
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: was a bit. Oh my God.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: But it's like you never, no one has spazzed on
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: him yet.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: It would be within your rights to spazz on someone
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: for performatively eating a clove of garlic. A full bulb
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: of garlic.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 5: I feel like I almost spazzed this week on the plane.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 5: I forget why. I've been flying a lot.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, just the last three weeks.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 4: Man, I don't feel like I fly at all anymore.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 5: I think I flew four times this week.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 4: Tell us.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 5: Tell.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 4: Well, tell us more.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: The prices are through the roof.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 5: Through the roof.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: The damn Earl. The Earl is so damn expensive.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 5: Earl is expensive. It's more expensive than ever. They cancel
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 5: a lot of flights now, too. I think they do
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 5: it because they're not. I think if they're not like full,
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 5: they just cancel it.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 5: Because it's so expensive to fly.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my mom's flight back from London got banged. Really?
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 5: Was it not full?
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but they didn't even tell her.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 5: I had a flight that was later in the night.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 5: This was over a month ago. But it was a
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 5: 10 p.m. flight out of LaGuardia or something. And I
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 5: checked in, and I looked at the seat chart, and
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 5: there were so many open seats. And I was like,
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 5: this is definitely going to get canceled.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: And then it got canceled.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 4: You called it.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: You're the you're the plane whisperer now.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 5: That's what I do.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: If anything's about to happen on a flight, you can
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: call it.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 5: That's what I do. We just, uh, we just announced
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 5: our roster for Bush for the upcoming season. The game
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 5: comes out next week and then we're just.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 4: Right back to it. When you mean, Oh, the new
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 4: call of duty, new call of duty. And it's always
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 4: going to, you always have to play the most recent one.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 5: Unfortunately.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 4: Hmm.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 5: Because they use it to promote the game.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 4: Who does?
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 5: Activision. Like hypothetically, so this game that's coming out right now,
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 5: I hated it because the beta comes out and you
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 5: can play it for like two days and then they
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 5: bring it back and they work on it more and
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 5: then it comes out, the full game comes out. I
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 5: hated the beta and a lot of people hated it.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 5: And a lot of people were like tweeting, like, why
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 5: don't we just replay another season of Black Ops 7,
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 5: which was the last game from last year.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 4: It was really good.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 5: And it was it wasn't really good, but it was good.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 5: And it was like they could change the gun meta
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 5: and add new maps and stuff and just make it
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 5: like a new feel.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 4: Right. Of course.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 5: But apparently, no, it's just completely it's not even like
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 5: up for debate.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 4: Is there a consensus best Call of Duty game ever?
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 5: I would say most people would say Black Ops 2
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 5: or Modern Warfare 2.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 5: You probably played those.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 4: Well, I've just heard Black Ops 2 a lot.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 5: You probably, did you ever play like COD 4?
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 4: No. No?
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 5: Because that came out right around when Halo came out,
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 5: Halo 3.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 4: I didn't. I was just, I needed to be in space.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 5: You were just a Halo guy.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 5: They're apparently, so the company that makes Call of Duty Activision,
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 5: apparently they bought the rights to Halo, so they're going
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 5: to make the next Halo.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 4: Whoa.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: Whoa.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I dig that.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: In the Elizabeth Holmes movie, there's this like really tender
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: sequence of the movie where the parents are spending the
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: last days with their daughter before she goes to prison.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: And they know that they're not going to be able
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: to have any access to her for like quite some time.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: And now I'm kind of feeling like that, like as
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: the call of duty season is about to start with
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: you where it's like, Oh, he's good. He's going to
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: be gone.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 5: He's gone.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: He basically has like a, eight month sentence, like training
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: camp is coming to an end.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 5: And, uh, it'll be pretty, we're, we're really not traveling
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 5: a lot this year. Um, cause it's, uh, almost all
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 5: the tournaments are overseas and we're not going to them.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: No budget. Who's running the budget this year.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 5: It's just like, like we could, like, it doesn't, it
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 5: just doesn't make sense. It's not even like, we didn't
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 5: even ask. It's not even like a budget thing. It's like,
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 5: we could spend a ridiculous amount of money and all
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 5: go to like Paris, uh, But then the problem is,
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 5: is like once you're in Paris with the time zones,
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 5: we're going to be going live at like 3 a.m.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 5: in America. So it's like no one's going to be
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 5: watching that regardless. So why spend all the money and
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 5: go out there? You know what I mean?
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: With the riots.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 5: And with the riots.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: The riots and everything.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 5: Kind of an issue because one of the tournaments was
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 5: supposed to be in Riyadh and then they had to
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 5: move it because of the war to Paris, which now
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 5: can't get a win.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, with the Saints game and everything.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 5: They have to move it somewhere else.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Birmingham.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Alabama.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 4: South Sudan.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: The Myanmar local tournament.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 4: Mogadishu, Call of Duty.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 5: I am pretty excited for it to start up again, though.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 5: I've just had too much free time. I've been like,
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 5: I need something.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: You've been scrolling and watching football.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 5: I haven't been scrolling, but I have been watching football.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 4: All right. Yeah.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 5: I know usually when we get to the bush talk,
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 5: that means the episode's winding down.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 5: We will see you guys next week. We will be
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 5: live streaming all weekend from all of our YouTubes and
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 5: Twitch accounts of just us playing the new game and
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 5: watching some tournaments and stuff. So if you have any
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 5: interest in that, that'll be happening Friday, Saturday. Other than that,
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 5: anything else, fellas?
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 4: Nope. All right.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 5: We will see you guys next week.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 5: Goodbye.