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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Mark Schlereth GETS KICKED OFF SHOW for his GARBAGE NFL takes on Commanders & Eagles · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, alright, Govin do you're live from Philly. It's
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  Speaker 1: the number one rated poly Toni Foo.
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  Speaker 2: Yo.
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  Speaker 3: As always poly Fools go here with Tony Foolsco and
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  Speaker 3: Tony Huge show today. You know, and the people, these morons,
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  Speaker 3: they always say this is the most biased inaccurate show
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  Speaker 3: in all the media. Did you ever think people that
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  Speaker 3: you're the one who's biased against the show?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, go look in the mirror, unless you're driving right now,
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  Speaker 4: then you know, Wait till you're at a stoplight, then look.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know, just to prove we're not biased,
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  Speaker 3: wait until you hear our take on the Giant's QB situation.
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  Speaker 1: That'll shut you up.
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  Speaker 3: Let's talking about shutting up the people, Tonty, these idiots
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  Speaker 3: complaining about the Tyson fight. Still, we'll tell you why
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  Speaker 3: you've completely missed the obvious point. And Joel Embiid under
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  Speaker 3: attack for doing absolutely nothing wrong. It's crazy why And
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  Speaker 3: our guest today we'll talk about bias. Tony, the biggest
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  Speaker 3: Washington Homer whoever lived. You know, we're gonna see how
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  Speaker 3: miserable his life is now that the Commanders suck like
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  Speaker 3: usual again getting blown out by the Eagles three times.
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  Speaker 3: Super Bowl champ Mark Schlereth will be joining the show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and then promptly getting kicked off the show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: And by the way, we do have one big announcement, Tony,
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  Speaker 3: very exciting for us. You know, a couple of weeks back,
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  Speaker 3: we did what they call a branded integration with Defends
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  Speaker 3: under Gods and well that was so successful for them,
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  Speaker 3: stock shooting through the roof for them that today we
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  Speaker 3: are announcing a deal with our new presenting sponsor, dolcal Ax,
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  Speaker 1: No, they're not even going to notice a little bit.
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  Speaker 4: So just sit back and relax, just like when you
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  Speaker 1: Ass, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: With that being said, so much to get those So
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  Speaker 3: let's get right into a top story story drama in Philadelphia,
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  Speaker 3: conflict breaking out on the Sixers as Dirase Maxi reportedly
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  Speaker 3: came after Joe l Embiid for his constant tardiness, ridiculous
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  Speaker 3: showing up late to six's day meetings, practices, everything else.
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  Speaker 3: But Dowdy, I think it's totally clear that Tyrese Maxi
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  Speaker 3: is the one who's out of line here.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's great that Joel Embiid is late to
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  Speaker 4: everything after all those knee surgeries. We need him moving
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  Speaker 4: as slowly and gingerly as possible anytime he's off the court.
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  Speaker 4: To me, if he shows up two hours late for
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  Speaker 4: a practice, he's right on time.
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  Speaker 1: Yup.
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  Speaker 3: And what do we always say is the key to
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  Speaker 3: players succeeding in this modern NBA.
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  Speaker 4: Rest exactly And frankly, I think Embiid is being a
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  Speaker 4: great leader here by showing up late to everything, he's
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  Speaker 4: showing a total lack of urgency because he understands that
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  Speaker 4: in the NBA it makes no sense to start caring
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  Speaker 4: until like round two of the playoffs.
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  Speaker 1: Couldn't agree more, Dody.
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  Speaker 3: And also, you have you ever seen a tall person
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  Speaker 3: try and get into a car? Takes for these short
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  Speaker 3: people like Tyrese Maxie. They don't see what an unfair
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  Speaker 3: advantage they have.
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  Speaker 4: You know, that's sizesm I'd like to see Tyrese Maxi
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  Speaker 4: walking Joe Lmba's shoes for just one day. He'd be
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  Speaker 4: late for everything because the shoes wouldn't fit and he'd
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  Speaker 4: keep tripping over himself.
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  Speaker 1: Watch how slow he'd be, then.
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  Speaker 3: Watch how slow he'd be late for everything. Undeniable analysis
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  Speaker 3: that Donny and now do there's Mike Tyson Jake ballfight.
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  Speaker 3: You know, there's a lot being said about this fight still,
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  Speaker 3: even though.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody cares anymore.
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  Speaker 3: But what if the main criticisms has been aimed at
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  Speaker 3: Netflix and it's streaming issues, which you know, cause the
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  Speaker 3: broadcast to stop loading for many people. These critics of
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  Speaker 3: the Netflix, they're missing the point.
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  Speaker 4: Doesn't anyone realize that Netflix was deliberately causing all those
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  Speaker 4: technical issues to save people from having to watch that fight.
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  Speaker 4: They know how bad it was gonna be, so they
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  Speaker 4: were trying to keep people from watching it.
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  Speaker 1: You know this has happened before. One time I tried
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  Speaker 1: to watch.
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  Speaker 4: That Sydney Sweeney movie anyone but her, and it wouldn't load.
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  Speaker 4: I later found out that Netflix executives were so embarrassed
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  Speaker 4: by that piece of hot garbage that they call a movie,
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  Speaker 4: they personally came to my house and cut my internet
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  Speaker 4: line so that I couldn't see it and therefore couldn't
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  Speaker 4: cancel my Netflix subscription.
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  Speaker 3: Just tremendous first person insight that, Tony. And well, now
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  Speaker 3: let's finally get to NFL News. Of course, the big
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  Speaker 3: story there Nick Sirianni six and oh since shaving his head,
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  Speaker 3: Now people are saying this is just a coincidence that
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  Speaker 3: he shaved his head and they started winning. No, I
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  Speaker 3: mean all you gotta wonder about the science behind it.
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  Speaker 3: You know, with all that hair on your head, maybe
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  Speaker 3: the brain just you know, it drains the resources with
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  Speaker 3: all the hair growing, and the brain could put more
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  Speaker 3: resources towards thinking.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely, just look at the greatest basketball player ever, Michael
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  Speaker 4: Jordan's exactly bald, greatest boxer ever, Floyd Bald, greatest actor
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  Speaker 4: of all time, Vin Easy Bald, the greatest businessman who ever.
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  Speaker 1: Lived, and it's Amazon guy y yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Bald, the greatest comedian ever, Howie Manel, yeah Bald. And
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  Speaker 4: you know, I hate to say it, but maybe if
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  Speaker 4: Albert Einstein had shaved his head, he could have been
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  Speaker 4: a whole lot smarter.
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  Speaker 3: You just hate to think about what was left on
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  Speaker 3: the table then, just you know, not in Einstein exactly. Anyway,
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  Speaker 3: the other big news out of the NFL don't e
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  Speaker 3: the Giants finally admitting their mistake benching Daniel Jones in
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  Speaker 3: favor of Tommy DeVito. Tony, you know people they say
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  Speaker 3: we're biased against other teams in the division. Now we're
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  Speaker 3: gonna show you how good Tommy DeVito is. It's time
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  Speaker 3: for a segment we do on the show that is
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  Speaker 3: totally original.
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  Speaker 1: IP.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well you know how this works, Tony.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna show you Tommy DeVito's stats on the left
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  Speaker 3: side of the screen, and on the right, I'm going
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  Speaker 3: to show you the stats of a mystery quarterback and
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  Speaker 3: you you're going to try to guess who that other
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  Speaker 3: QB is. All right, you're ready, Tony, yup, Let's do
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  Speaker 3: it blind.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, let's compare hare.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Completion percentage Tommy DeVito sixty four percent, this
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  Speaker 3: other QB fifty nine point four percent. Okay, passer rating
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  Speaker 3: de Vito eighty nine point two, this other guy eighty
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  Speaker 3: six point four Okay, finally interceptions DeVito just three this
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  Speaker 3: other guy two hundred and fifty two.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Donty, who is this other quarterback? You know I'm stumped.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta say, I don't know who is it? Get
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  Speaker 1: ready for this, Doty? The answer is Dan Marino. There
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  Speaker 1: you go.
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  Speaker 3: This shows you Tommy DeVito already better than Dan Marine.
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  Speaker 4: Wow. You know got to say total head scratch and
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  Speaker 4: move here by the giants that they haven't been starting
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  Speaker 4: this guy from the.
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  Speaker 1: Get go, from the get go. Exactly, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: You know your people probably didn't notice at home wherever
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  Speaker 3: you're listening, but we just made one hundred thousand dollars
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  Speaker 5: Here?
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  Speaker 3: Let's do another what they call a branded integration. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: this is where we do a sports segment, but we
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  Speaker 3: we work the product in so seedlessly that you don't
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  Speaker 1: You don't even know yet made millions.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so it's now time for the Dolcalas Shittiest Performance
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  Speaker 3: who wins the award this week?
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  Speaker 4: The Dallas Cowboys, who set an NFL record with six
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  Speaker 4: straight home games where they were behind by at least
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  Speaker 4: twenty points. And there's nothing worse than falling behind that
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  Speaker 4: far on points or daily shits.
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  Speaker 1: The Cowboys just can't seem.
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  Speaker 4: they always find themselves trailing, just like you'll find yourself
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  Speaker 3: You know, Tony, I gotta say, I honestly forgot you
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  Speaker 4: It was just so seamlessly baked right into the content. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: totally great job that, Dody.
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  Speaker 1: And I see our guess is coming on the line.
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  Speaker 3: Axe and how appropriate today because our guest known by
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  Speaker 3: the nickname Stink. You know, right, because you pissed and
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  Speaker 3: ship your pants right during a game that happened.
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  Speaker 5: Uh well, yeah I pissed my pants. I didn't I
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  Speaker 5: didn't ship myself, although just for you shit.
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  Speaker 3: Yourself that you yeah, yeah, okay, yeah yeah. Anyway, other
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  Speaker 3: than that, less importantly, you did win three Super Bowls
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  Speaker 3: with Washington and Denver as an offensive lineman. Now you
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  Speaker 1: He's on there.
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  Speaker 3: All right, let's bring him in here, Mark Schlereth, welcome
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  Speaker 3: back to the show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's my pleasure going to be with you guys.
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  Speaker 6: See.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, yes, thank you. Yes. By the way,
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  Speaker 1: just when you when you shit your pants, did you reach.
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  Speaker 3: Out to the people at docal Axe to get a
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  Speaker 3: for you?
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  Speaker 1: You regret?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I do regret. I could still reach out
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  Speaker 2: to them, because that's you know, I mean, I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I have what we call a really stupid sphincter that
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  Speaker 2: has a definite differentiating between liquid salt and gas. So
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  Speaker 2: duncallets can can fix that for me that.
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  Speaker 1: Way, that would be perfect.
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  Speaker 4: That's a natural fit, you know, and heating the word
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  Speaker 4: fit in more than one way.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, integration. What about depends?
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  Speaker 3: Did you ever reach out to depend since you pissed
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  Speaker 3: yourself to.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I have not reached out to them either, but
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  Speaker 2: that would be as opportunity control.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, natural sponsor.
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  Speaker 1: You're right exactly left a lot of money on the table. Sad.
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  Speaker 3: But you know, talking about sad, Mark, that's what we
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  Speaker 3: call a segue.
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  Speaker 1: In the business. Thank you job.
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  Speaker 3: You know you're such a supporter of your old Dame Washington,
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  Speaker 3: so biased toward them. You know, we're coming off the
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  Speaker 3: Eagles just thumping them terribly, which leads to a Doulcallex
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  Speaker 3: question of the day. How shitty do you feel right now?
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  Speaker 5: I feel pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: I feel really good about what Washington has done, you know,
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  Speaker 2: to fixing, fixing that organization and where they are right now.
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  Speaker 2: But I will tell you I look at the Philadelphia
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  Speaker 2: Eagles after the collapse of last.
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  Speaker 1: Season, switch to top one, ten.
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  Speaker 2: And one, and then you know, just collapsing towards the
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  Speaker 2: end and then getting throttled.
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  Speaker 3: By Tim collapses like your sphinct needs to collapse around the.
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  Speaker 1: Collapsing like your bowel. Yeah that was last year. That's
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  Speaker 1: in the past. Why are you talking about last year?
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  Speaker 2: I'm looking at what Well, that's what I'm getting to
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  Speaker 2: that they just have this epic collapse last year, but
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  Speaker 2: where they sit right now and the way the Eagles
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  Speaker 2: are playing overall, I would have to I would have
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  Speaker 2: to venture to guess that I could make a compelling
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  Speaker 2: argument that they are the second best team in the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: So who's number one? Who's number one?
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  Speaker 5: I would put Detroit?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you know what's number two? Is you?
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  Speaker 3: You and your pants and your shitty takes all around
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  Speaker 3: to you? By Yeah, can we go back to what
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  Speaker 3: our topic is? You know you you follow a rundown, bro?
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  Speaker 3: We were talking about the Commanders. Okay, let's go back
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  Speaker 3: to your quarterback Jaden Daniels, Right, is it fair?
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  Speaker 1: At what point can we call him a bust? Was
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  Speaker 1: it week ten or maybe was it week eight? Right now?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 2: I think I think that Jaden day is what he's
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  Speaker 2: been able to accomplish. And you know, the last three
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  Speaker 2: or four weeks since he hurt his rib, I can't
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  Speaker 2: remember exactly.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe it was a Carolina.
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  Speaker 2: Games like, it's obviously diminished what they do offensively, so that's.
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  Speaker 5: Hurting more excuses. When Jalen Hurst wasn't able to run.
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  Speaker 1: The ball, last look at him switch.
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  Speaker 4: Off lineman the block for the goalways, he's always he's
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  Speaker 4: still defending his quarterback. Yeah yeah, Do you have the
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  Speaker 4: ability to stay on topic everything we talk about the
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  Speaker 4: comand go back to the deflecting Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, No, I mean, I'm just I'm just giving
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  Speaker 2: examples that you can't operate the entirety of the offense
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  Speaker 2: when the guy is hurt and you can't run him
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  Speaker 2: and he can't really drive the football because.
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  Speaker 1: Of the more injuries.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, they've struggled, but they're sitting at seven and
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  Speaker 2: four right now, and what he's been able to accomplish
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  Speaker 2: his rookie season has been remarkable. I would put him
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  Speaker 2: right now as number two in offensive Rookie of the
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  Speaker 2: Year voting.
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  Speaker 3: Number two brought to you by Dolcalax, who's number one.
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  Speaker 5: Bone Knicks of the Denver Broncos.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, bone Knicks is just playing lights out
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  Speaker 2: right now. First rookie quarterback in the history of football
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  Speaker 2: to throw it for eighty percent completion percentage year.
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  Speaker 1: So we know you played for Washington, you played for PROH.
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  Speaker 3: He doesn't know what the measurement of every quarterback is
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  Speaker 3: rushing touchdowns. That's why Jalen rushing up will be in
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  Speaker 3: the game bone next, no rushing touchdowns zero?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The only thing you should be rushing is to the bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like. Okay, look, look, just so you know,
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  Speaker 1: maybe you need to see stats. Is that what you
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  Speaker 1: need to see?
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  Speaker 5: Mark? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, we all know the best way to judge
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  Speaker 3: a quarterback is by his last full games. Okay, So
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  Speaker 3: right now, we're gonna play a little game with you.
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  Speaker 3: It's called blind Resume, sponsored by doncal Ax. If you
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  Speaker 3: need to ship yourself blind doncal Ax. All right, that's
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  Speaker 3: it called an integration. Okay, Mark, I'm gonna give you
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  Speaker 3: Jade and Daniels stats through week ten and eleven.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you're gonna tell me which QB had the same stats? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: pay attention.
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  Speaker 3: Completion percentage fifty nine percent, one touchdown, one interception winning
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  Speaker 3: percentage zero point zero? Okay, which QB also had those
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  Speaker 3: same stats?
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  Speaker 5: Mark? Which QB? I would say, Boy, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: You tell me he does? You're asking us. You call
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  Speaker 1: yourself an NFL analyst. Yeah, look, watch watch this, Toty.
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  Speaker 1: What's the answer, you know?
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna say Jets QB Bryce Petty in twenty sixteen.
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  Speaker 3: He's sitting right there, Bryce Petty and twenty sixteen. So
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  Speaker 3: isn't it fair based on that to say Jayden Daniels
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  Speaker 3: is now twenty sixteen?
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  Speaker 1: Bryce Petty?
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  Speaker 2: Uh yeah, well I mean on that on that two
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  Speaker 2: game sample set, Yeah, that would be.
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  Speaker 1: All right, there you go, yes, go see now there
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  Speaker 1: you go. That's see day. Now he's getting there.
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  Speaker 3: And now it's time for the doncal Axe probing question mark.
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  Speaker 3: All right, we're going to be making one hundred k
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  Speaker 3: doing this, just so we're Claire. You won't be making
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  Speaker 3: any money, but you will get to be in the
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  Speaker 3: social clip. Okay, Okay, Yeah, if you can mention Doncalects
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  Speaker 3: in your answer, that would be ideal, as it's part
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  Speaker 3: of our contract.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: This week, the Commanders play the Cowboys. If the Commanders lose,
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  Speaker 3: how much will you shot your pants?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: If the Commanders lose to the Cowboys, Because the Cowboys
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  Speaker 2: are the poster child of docallex when it comes to
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  Speaker 2: crap in your pants, Yeah that is the Cowboys are
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  Speaker 2: just flat out awful. And I love when Jerry Jones
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  Speaker 2: comes out and says, efforts not an issue.
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  Speaker 5: I could throw you.
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  Speaker 2: I could throw I mean, I just watched the guy,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't even study the game.
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  Speaker 5: I just watched the game.
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  Speaker 2: I could show you effort being an issue with the
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  Speaker 2: Dallas Cowboys. So the Dallas Cowboys come out and win
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  Speaker 2: this game when their players are making videos at the
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  Speaker 2: club two hours after they're done, you know, getting throttled. Listen,
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  Speaker 2: Cowboys have zero chance of beating the Commanders.
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  Speaker 5: The Commanders are still.
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  Speaker 3: Playing, just like you have zero chance of holding it
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  Speaker 3: a ship with the collects.
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  Speaker 1: Keep going, yeah, yeah, they have zero.
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  Speaker 5: They have debsolutely zero chance, absolutely no chance. So see, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: the Commanders is gonna win this one.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Walking away the terrific analysis.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: I used to think you weren't that good at an
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: NFL analysts, but be perfectly honest, but I'll do that.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: I'm changing my mind. So hey, let's ask your risk question.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: Okay, let's say the Eagles don't play the Lions in
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: the NFC Championship game. Using your NFL analysis skills, what
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: will the final score of that that game be? Now,
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: think carefully before you answer.
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: Remember remember remember Nick Sirianni has a shaved head now too,
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: so forget about last season.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: He has a shaved shaved at six and oh with
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: the shaved head.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah six, and oh, well, then he should because it's
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: starting to grow back. I watched him at practice. I
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: saw the practice video, So shouldn't he reshave the head now?
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: Like at what point?
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we are watching the head very carefully measuring every day.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, yeah, okay, all right.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: I would say it would be a score of let's
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: call it thirty five thirty one.
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: Okay, so Eagles win thirty five thirty one.
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: I would go with I would pick Detroit.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: But oh oh yeah, if you want to talk lions,
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: you're a lion. When we said you're a good NFL analyst.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, guess what? Guess what time the ship you off
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: the show? Like you're sharing you can't even learn.
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: We try and teach you, just like that local as
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: ship you off to show?
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Is he awful? Line? Jay, hang up.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: The phone, you know, talking about fake He's stunk up
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: that entire segment.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Dowdy all around.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just like you'll stink up the bathroom after taking
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: dulcal axe.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: Great way to say, it's that's a professional talk about
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: you're kidding me.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Talk about someone like spoke producing do you want.
• 18:46
  Speaker 6: You couldn't remember the name of the guy who runs Amazon.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: I know it.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: It's on the tip of my tongue. Yeah, I know
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: it to you.
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, no, you clearly don't know it. The guy who
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: runs Amazon is Jeff Bezos. You might be like the
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: only two idiots on the planet who don't know his name.
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: Oh well, you're gonna be the guy who runs from
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: my acts. Yeah, just like Amazon. I'm gonna be delivering
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: a package between your mother's legs.
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: Oh wow, you said the Netflix movie with Sydney Sweeney
• 19:22
  Speaker 6: was anyone but her.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean I didn't watch it or anything. I
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: wouldn't be called dead watching it.
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: So yeah, well when you mentioned it, you got the
• 19:31
  Speaker 6: title wrong. It's anyone but you.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, I see, as in who we want as a producer,
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: anyone but you. Yeah, and after the show, I'm going
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: to sid nee you and the balls. Oh oh, he's
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: still talking.
• 19:47
  Speaker 6: What I didn't see any emails or paperwork about this
• 19:50
  Speaker 6: docal Axe deal.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's on you. Yeah, there were tons of emails, Broe.
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: I saw you send them, like five emails, but they
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: never responded, so there's no deal.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well you know who won't be responding you
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: after I bludgeon you.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what me and Dolcalects have in common.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: We've both been inside your mom Oh great one.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: And you know who's gonna be inside this show next week?
• 20:17
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• 20:28
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• 20:35
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• 20:36
  Speaker 1: You, Pauly, another floorless show.
• 20:39
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• 20:39
  Speaker 1: We'll see you people next week. See you