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Garage Organization
No AI tool this time, just Silentpoisen versus his own garage, six aspirational storage bins, and Magpie keeping a running ledger of every "I'll get to that pile" he's ever said.
Buys bins and a label maker before opening a single box, which Magpie diagnoses as shopping for the feeling of organizing.
A sealed moving box yields a dead phone charger, a mystery hat, one ceremonial sock, and old paperwork headed for the shredder.
Finds two identical cordless drills he forgot he owned, which cracks open the real diagnosis: the clutter problem and the spending problem are the same problem.
Clears…
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