Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #347 We Don't PRIMAL the Same with Primal Creatures
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- 0:01What's up, what's up? What's up? It's your boy, X marks
- 0:04the spot and we just want to thank you a big, big thank you
- 0:08to everybody that came out to the pop up. That ship was a success.
- 0:11Easone was happy. Everybody was high and hungry and Koreas came through with
- 0:16the hungry part. The food was great. The dunk tank was amazing.
- 0:21I got dunked a couple of times. Easone didn't drown. Ray went in
- 0:25there, drunken Stone ruin in there. It was a good time. Everyone
- 0:28pulled up, all the homies were there, Primal Creatures showed up with the
- 0:32fucking snake homie. Y'all missed out if y'all didn't put up, it was
- 0:35a great time. Oh ear smokes. A lot pulled up with the human
- 0:40sized bomb. Yep, we got stoned. It was a good time.
- 0:44Everybody had a great time. So hit up. He's one, tell me
- 0:48to do another one to another restaurant. Doc, Let's do it, let's
- 0:53run it. We just want to say thank you everybody that came out for
- 0:56real. Also think you're all the Patroon subscribers, all two hundred and forty
- 1:00eight. I think of y'all Gasias. Thank you for supporting the show.
- 1:03And by the way, there's one more mystery box left, one or twenty.
- 1:10Someone didn't do it this month, couldn't do it? Who knows?
- 1:14But don't miss out. Easone's been hooking everyone up over there, so yeah,
- 1:17don't forget for five bucks. We got a five dollar tier, thirty
- 1:19dollars tier, and just one just one hundred dollars tier. Enjoy this episode
- 1:25with the primal creatures. It was fun. Brought in the snakes. Easone
- 1:29was a little scared, but overcame his fears like he did on Saturday as
- 1:34well by getting the dunk tank. But yeah, don't forget to hit that
- 1:38light mind and leave us a rating on the Apple review or the Spotify review.
- 1:42If you can't do the patroon, we'd really support it. Yeah,
- 1:46enjoy this episode of guys. We'll be back Saturday. By the way,
- 1:49if you want to show a live show Saturday, back Saturday. Eason was
- 1:52in Denver and yeah, stay tuned. What up, everybody? Welcome back
- 1:57to another episode of that We Don't Smoke the Same podcast. Thank you so
- 2:00much everybody for being on the pre show. You guys got a little preview
- 2:04of like what was expected and some toxicity as well. Uh, thank everybody
- 2:08who who has joined us on Wednesday and Thursday as well, and welcome to
- 2:14the Saturday Waking Bank, joining me across as my co host x G Subdog
- 2:19with Subdog. What's going on waiting for my weed? I just paid you
- 2:23for I got proof I zulved him, dog, and I'm still here.
- 2:28I'm just kidding, but someone's rolling up from me. Thank you, thank
- 2:30you, telling them in front of my fans, is gonna get you the
- 2:32weed receipts? I got receipts. Homy comes through. Oh I'm gonna scam
- 2:42you too, dog Dog? Yeah, Dog, I can see why everybody's
- 2:46been scamming you. Lady. You have it coming, ain't gonna lie?
- 2:51H what is it? Also my other co host to that we don't smoke
- 2:54the same podcast, who will not be doing a beat set because he has
- 2:58work duties to do afterward. Hey man, sometimes you gotta take care of
- 3:01your ship. But he nonetheless, he's still made it to the podcast one
- 3:04and only Rock Sampson. What's up, fools but up rock shilling? Thanks
- 3:08for showing me my shirt off earlier. Appreciate that. Yeah, that's a
- 3:12badass shirt. But talk about it. Yeah No, Tommy, uh,
- 3:15Tommy finally finally, Yeah, Tommy is getting all of my stuff printed for
- 3:21my album that I'm finally starting to put out. So um date to be
- 3:24decided between either the end of this month or early August. But essentially it's
- 3:29a Tunami wave. So if you grew up watching Tunami, all the old
- 3:32bumper music and stuff like that and anime quotes is just kind of redoing,
- 3:38like rehashing that. That's dope. Yeah, I'm really excited about I've been
- 3:42working on it for a second, so I'm really excited to finally be wrapping
- 3:46that up and get that out, to finally get your album out. Yeah
- 3:49yeah, yeah yeah. Last one was back in twenty twenty, so but
- 3:52I didn't have anything else to do because we were all locked down that.
- 3:54Congrats on that, man. We're definitely talking about it in a little bit
- 3:58more in details. What is it? Also running the boards as usual as
- 4:00the weathering only ray K Morning Shot Real, I mean, Morning damn it,
- 4:04Morning Real podcast. I'm sucking doing three things at once. Man.
- 4:11You all know what happens when I walk downstairs and he wants to end the
- 4:14podcast. Can't can't hold a conversation sometimes doesn't come out of your mouth,
- 4:20like yeah, we know you did that on the you did that on the
- 4:23pre show. Yeah, watch your pre show, y'all. They already did,
- 4:30they already did. That's gonna be in the in the little little box,
- 4:36and I'm gonna be pushing it all the time. It's gonna be my
- 4:40dude, it's gonna be my ring, my ring tone when you call.
- 4:42It's gonna be everything. Dude, what was it again? Shut up?
- 4:45Let them figure it out, let about it. That's exactly all right.
- 4:56So um. Also, but we have a wild Guess today, and I
- 4:59mean why because this guy works for Wild Creatures. His name is Tony,
- 5:02but the Instagram handle is Primal Creatures. Let's welcome to one and only Tonian
- 5:06because we don't smoke the same podcast. Bro, where are you originally from?
- 5:13Bro? I feel like you're like from Florida and being so comfortable with
- 5:15rebtails like that Ana California. Man, Yeah, get a little bit close
- 5:18right, An I've but uh, well, that's how brothers saying. Bro.
- 5:31He's gonna spell check you all day on how you're saying that. He
- 5:35can't even eat, Bro, he can't. He's not hen't even a real
- 5:39citizen. Oh you don't have to Anna. But then I lived with a
- 5:43real trollo and then every time I say Santa Ana, it was like,
- 5:46what's up? So he's just projecting his ptsdry. I'm sorry, hurt people
- 5:53try to hurt people. Guest in our house. Yeah, bro, it's
- 5:58a toxic. Bro. But so you grew up barning and raised in Santana
- 6:00and um, so so you're out there, So how did this come about?
- 6:04Bro? Like, how did you end up from this point from like
- 6:06point a like, which is something like did you have a lot of pets
- 6:10growing up? Yeah? So I grew up as an only child, man,
- 6:13um, and I always brought home animals just randomly, know that's me?
- 6:16Like yeah, I was like that's you know what I mean. My
- 6:20mom never told me no, you know what I mean. She was the
- 6:23same thing, dude, you know what I mean? So she felt bad
- 6:26for him two hunt like d yeah, yeah, so you know she likes
- 6:29animals as well, and uh like you, um, yeah, I grew
- 6:33up liking animals and then I ended up working for an animal shelter for greyhounds.
- 6:38I was in a garden grove called Hemo Pet. I worked there for
- 6:42a little while, man, and that got me into a little more animals.
- 6:45And then about two years ago, I walked into a store called JTK
- 6:48Reptiles, Long Beach. My friend Vin owners that shop, and um,
- 6:53I walked into that shop, man, I saw these two lizards right there
- 6:56calling Rhinoceros iguanas and just hearing the names, you know what I mean,
- 7:00I looked it up, and so I go inside. I see these two
- 7:04big ass right Noceris guandas and then named name Thanos and Brooklyn. And I
- 7:09was like, what is that? How do I get it? And how
- 7:12much is it? So he gave me the price. He never had a
- 7:14lizard before that. I had like little beard of dragons, but nothing none
- 7:17that exotic, you know what I mean. I had like a little beard
- 7:18of dragons. Get gos you know, Oh yeah exotic. It got the
- 7:23bunt. Yeah, oh damn you you went big? So you so you
- 7:28saw both of these and they were like both like just that size, like
- 7:31they were big like that. Yeah, they're already big like that, and
- 7:33uh all something about it attracted me, So I came in the next day.
- 7:38I bought that about the big ass cage. How much six fifty for
- 7:42the lizard and then nine fifty for the cage. Yeah. Yeah, it's
- 7:47gonna house it for the rest of his life, you know what I mean
- 7:49that and a lot like I know, especially with like chameleons and stuff like,
- 7:53you have to have top notch housing for those because they're so sensitive.
- 7:57Correct correct, Yeah, so that makes sense that the yeah hous and lizards,
- 8:01the bigger the space given, the bigger they get. Bro. Like,
- 8:03I made the mistake of buying the big, big ass one from my
- 8:05better dragon, bro, and like this motherfucker, because if I would have
- 8:09kept them in a smaller cage, he would have probably not grown. My
- 8:13charmander accidentally turned into a charis arm Yeah, but he just like kept sucking
- 8:20growing, And like now I just got this like old ass legard. I'm
- 8:22like, he's been with me for a while, bro, so I'm just
- 8:24like he's just old and he just all he does his chill. Yeah,
- 8:28better dragons all the cool man definitely different demeanors than the rhin alstersuans that eats
- 8:33live animals. Actually, they're mostly mostly vegetarians, Bro, I would say,
- 8:39well, they're omnivorce, but I would say ninety five percent veggies and
- 8:41like five percent protein. Too much protein is good for them? Oh damn
- 8:46why? I mean that's just how the happens to their bodies fat. Actually,
- 8:50I couldn't explain that. I man't get I didn't get blocks, like
- 8:54the calcium intakes like that for their bones, so calls the bone deficiency and
- 8:58shit. So it just make them. It's like cats. If you stop
- 9:01giving a meat, I'll go blind like same thing. Yeah yeah, yeah,
- 9:03if you stop giving me really, cats go black. Not Yeah.
- 9:05You know those vegans that want to make their cats vegans because they're vegans.
- 9:09Yeah, they do it with dogs too. I swear to god, Bro,
- 9:16if I ever walked by a lazy dog and I see somebody put a
- 9:18salad in a ball, I'm gonna slap that person up, like like,
- 9:20if I ever see it, I'm gonna just go kick that shit over,
- 9:22Like what the fuck is wrong ordered the steak? Yeah that's real? Or
- 9:28just tell the waiter to be like, can I get deliver to me?
- 9:31Like it was like from the patron across the ball. Yeah, this vegan
- 9:37lady had a vegan dog, vegan dog, and they put a vegan bull
- 9:41and then a bull dog straight for me. Look like a dumb I saw
- 9:46that chick. Dude, she looks like she she looks like she says two
- 9:50rows in front of me at the LAFC game. I swear to God,
- 9:52bro, like, I've been looking and I've been debating, and I was
- 9:56like, bitch you that's you, Like, is you the vegan dog?
- 10:01Bitch? So so then so you got you got those dragons right? So,
- 10:07I mean you got those the big the big right noceros. I win
- 10:09got one of them. And then after that I got along with to do
- 10:13that owned the own the shop. Um, and I came back. I
- 10:18wasn't working at the time. I just had an injury, had surgery on
- 10:20my shoulder. What were you working previous at the Okay? Yeah? Yeah,
- 10:26um oh that's a real smoker right there. Because I do the same
- 10:31ship, bro, I do the same ship. But I mean, have
- 10:33any reasons that's been like hold on yeah, yeah, b yeah. A
- 10:37moment of silence. Um, I was working there, but no, I
- 10:41went over to the shop and after I bottom, I was like, yo,
- 10:43I need to learn more about these animals I just bought. You know,
- 10:46I came in the bottom the next day. So I started coming in
- 10:50every day asking about the animals, buying my food, buying this shit that
- 10:52needs um. And then I ended up balling hereing for there. I was
- 10:54like, yo, you know what up, let me come to help out.
- 10:56You teach me about these animals. So yeah, that's where my passion
- 11:01group from there, I ended up meeting more people. My homie the Snake
- 11:03Father bought me Mezzozola creatures. Jay Brewer. I used to I used to
- 11:07think, like when what are these? Like, here's my question, bro,
- 11:11Like, like it's very the reptile person is a very unique person,
- 11:16even when like it's portrayed in the media like in the nineties. Bro,
- 11:20Like if he sees like if you see like a reptile and the movie,
- 11:22dude was a player. Dude was like a badass. Dude was like dude
- 11:26was also smooth shit, like you know what I mean, Like he was
- 11:28a little bit they had a little mysterious to him. So I'm like,
- 11:31I've gotten to the reptile convention and I got to see a little bit of
- 11:35the reptile community. Man, Like did that shock you to find out who
- 11:37are the people that are raising these Like I thought it was all just like
- 11:41nerdy white dudes doing this same thing. When I first started, I thought
- 11:48the same shit, Like I just I thought it was a nerdy white thing,
- 11:50you know, because I thought Crocodile Hunter. I'm like, it was
- 11:52just a bunch of disciples, bro right, Yeah you did get Discovery Channel.
- 11:56I'm playing you see the white folk on there, and I totally get
- 11:58that. I thought the same thing. And I started to see people and
- 12:01I'm like, yo, there's a lot of black folks and people I would
- 12:03never think that would have a big ass snake or a fucking a monitor lizard.
- 12:07That that tripped me out too, because I've seen there is a lot
- 12:09there is a lot of black foods that are out there, like selling snakes
- 12:13in the reptile community, and I would have thought because I'm like, I'm
- 12:15like, yo, you foods ain't scared of snakes, you know what I
- 12:16mean? Because like when you see the prank shows, I was like,
- 12:18you know, they usually get like black foods the worst, and I would
- 12:20like, like, go open in and they'll get scared. And I'm like,
- 12:22man, I was like, I'm gonna tell y'all don't fuck with big
- 12:24snakes like that. That's a problem with like like snakes on TV and sh
- 12:28like that. A lot of people have a bad misconception of snakes because what's
- 12:31the first thing you see when you turn on the animal plane or Bro,
- 12:33I stay out of attacking, you know what I mean, I go into
- 12:37no lakestra rivers. Ever since I saw anaconda, I swear to god,
- 12:43dude, it traumatized me so bad. Bro. And I've seen an anaconda
- 12:48real life at the zoo and that little that little lazo with that that little
- 12:52cubicle where they have where they used to have the snakes before. Yeah,
- 12:54like so that unless they're in water, Yeah yeah let the water, bro,
- 13:00But yeah I see none. Now. I's like I kind of got
- 13:03nothing got over the fear, but that that that thought and just mysterious water
- 13:07just freaks me out. But our snakes naturally aggressive, bro, No,
- 13:09they're not naturally aggressive. The only talking about you see some snake eat human
- 13:13is like special circumstances. Man, You're gonna see like Indonesia, that was
- 13:18you know what I mean, you got hellas drunk passed out in the forest
- 13:22and you found this happening to find a four hundred pound Anticonna that's stumbled by
- 13:26you that eight for nine months. You know what I mean, they go,
- 13:28they gonna try to get you. That's very a fortunate situation. You
- 13:30don't hear apping all the time. Um, but Na, No, they're
- 13:33not aggressive, man. None of my snakes are aggressive in the sense if
- 13:37they might be a strike at means because I'm doing something wrong, I'm in
- 13:39their space. So let me ask you this because like you know, my
- 13:43my sister brother in law are both veterinarians. I myself have rescued like seven
- 13:48squirrels and just like, I know, that's like a that's like a that
- 13:52sounds weird coming out. That does not sound like a flat bra So sorry
- 13:58where he just runs into these worls. I know. I tried rescuing on
- 14:01myself and I was like, no, you just gotta be about the trees.
- 14:03I'm like, now, my mom feeds all the squirrels in the neighborhood
- 14:09and they all come down. She came down her She's like no. I
- 14:11just like I was like, yo, why all the squirrels fat around here?
- 14:18Well, so I guess my big question is is, like I've always
- 14:22been really comfortable around dogs and cats because I feel like, you know,
- 14:26we're super familiar with their tell tales. You know when they're frustrated, when
- 14:30they're comfortable, you know, all these mannerisms. Something for me personally that's
- 14:35always kind of had me on edge with reptiles is it's really hard to tell
- 14:39what they're feeling. So how do you know, Um, yeah, how
- 14:45do you know how your snake is feeling? Is there any telltale for like
- 14:48when that might actually help out a lot of people out there, because I
- 14:50wondered that too. Like my lizard, there's always a stam emotion. Absolutely,
- 14:54yeah, there's definitely way. There's definitely ways to tell, and it's
- 14:58just about having the animal and being around the animal for so long. So
- 15:01I tell people this all the time. That's a great fucking question that you
- 15:03asked that. Um yahout out to where I wipe guy in here. I've
- 15:11been on both man, I've done an extermination and rescue, all right,
- 15:13I just wanna have all the answers, so like the stigns to tell,
- 15:18like, so but snakes, if a snake is pissed off, it's gonna
- 15:22start moving a little faster, it's gonna coil back, it's gonna open his
- 15:26mouth, it's gonna hits at you, it's gonna warn you, it's gonna
- 15:30strike before it strikes, you know what I mean. You don't just interact
- 15:35with any snake, you know what I mean. You don't just go in
- 15:37to grab it. You gotta kind of like go win you got from the
- 15:39side, don't go from the face. You're gonna underneath, you know what
- 15:41i Yeah, yeah, you don't want someone reaching over you because if you
- 15:45have like a predator, you know what I mean. So I don't know
- 15:46how to work with them. But yeah, there are a sign of times
- 15:48to tell beard of dragons. When they get angry, they get upsets,
- 15:52they open their mouth. Yeah, sometimes they open their mouth when they're just
- 15:56breathe, when they're u when they're basking, So when they're basking, to
- 15:58open their mouth because meaning they're happy as well. So it's kind of looking
- 16:02at the other signs of other beards turning black. For the males, they
- 16:04get black, they puff up and they start doing push ups. Yeah,
- 16:07you know what I mean. I've seen that. I've seen the push ups
- 16:10I didn't know that because there I had an idea with something related to being
- 16:14frustrated, but I didn't know that was like was like pissed off. Usually
- 16:17they pissed off thing. Usually they like whipped their tail if they're like get
- 16:21out of here, like usually that's like dragon whip their tails. That's when
- 16:23you see them more that from the iguanas in the Monitor family. I don't
- 16:26know I would dragon whipping his tail sometimes. Yeah, like when I picked
- 16:29him up, he'd be like, I've been like, yeah, stubby little
- 16:33fat fuckers, that's why you Yeah, I mean it's not whipping like hard
- 16:37bro like, but it's like it's just I'd be like, what the hell,
- 16:40bro, Like, what are you doing? Yeah? Bro, so
- 16:42how do you prove it? So those are good ways to stop like a
- 16:47bad snake encounter, interact, interaction, or encounter because a lot of people
- 16:51they they're very scared bro. Like honestly, seeing the snake, not that
- 16:53it made me nervous, but I've literally thought about my leg and how it
- 16:56felt, and that wasn't a bad experience. But these are powerful anim was
- 17:00as well. Absolutely, I mean you don't just God touching him with his
- 17:03dog right, No, that's people. Hey, you go touch the dog,
- 17:06especially your dog. Okay, nobody cannot touch you know what I mean?
- 17:10So man pends on the sneak because some snakes you can't touch. Some
- 17:11snakes are just guy attitudes. They're like you could have the same snake and
- 17:15they have totally two different personalities, like two different dogs, you know what
- 17:18I mean. I was gonna say, you're giving white people a lot of
- 17:21credit there. Man. There's a lot of people that just be like,
- 17:22oh, nice doggy. Hey, white people get all the credit. I
- 17:26mean, why do you get all the credit? They get all the credit?
- 17:30Irwin dude? Yeah, the first right, all right? It was
- 17:34that appropriate, bro, because sometimes he would just come around and be like
- 17:38I got fucking got him, and I'm like yo, Like that sounds like
- 17:41fucking like It's like, I'm like, the motherfucker's like, yo, that's
- 17:45my idol. Man. Steve was my mama idol. He did everything with
- 17:48love. Yeah, he did everything with love for sure, and everything he
- 17:52did and the prophets, you guys all went back to, you know,
- 17:55back to the community and back to helping out the environment ecosystem. His son
- 17:59is the same way and his daughter. Yeah. Yeah, like I followed
- 18:03both of them closely, and uh, he's doing all those talk shows getting
- 18:07like doing shows with kids, getting them out of their fears, like making
- 18:10letting the world know that, like there's more animals than just like the furry
- 18:14ones to really interact with earth. Like I mean, obviously, who wouldn't
- 18:18like to pet a fucking line if you've had a cap But I'm saying it's
- 18:19like if you if you've always wanted like like some something different, like you
- 18:25know, you could really consider an animal that's like not not necessarily exactly,
- 18:29but just like a reptile. Bro. Like, they do have a reptile
- 18:32section that gets overlooked so many, so many pet stories. Bro, I
- 18:34never seen nobody at the fucking reptile section at Petco or pets. It sucks.
- 18:38No, it doesn't, Bro. I've been there a couple of time.
- 18:42Like, listen, what work. I worked there for about six months,
- 18:45Bro. I had to quit because it was it was dar It's terrible,
- 18:49Bro, It's terrible. They don't know what they're doing. Yeah,
- 18:52I worked with reptiles and I'm trying to working. I'm like, yo,
- 18:55let me come up with the reptile section. They're letting somebody else that's doing
- 18:57it that have no idea what they're doing about reptiles. They're coming to pull
- 19:00me out the other other sections, Like yo, yeah, can you answer
- 19:04this question, like why don't you have me in this section? So animals
- 19:07are dying in ball out with their freezer ball it's feel yeah broa, it's
- 19:14bad. Bro. So with the animal community, bow, we know we
- 19:15don't fuck with Peco or pet smart bo man. I did not know that
- 19:18he's good. You tell me. I mean, I'm glad I started supporting
- 19:21that other story to open up the core city. Like there's like this new
- 19:25one there. I'm like, you can tell all the people, yeah,
- 19:27like this is new one. Like the dude that I talked to there,
- 19:30like he told me he's like he's a fish breeder like on his time off
- 19:33and he was telling me what he does and he was expected like he was
- 19:34putting me up on game all these different animals, and so I could tell
- 19:37you the motherfucker that loves animals because like and then I like, you know,
- 19:40like and I was telling them. I was like, yo, I
- 19:41was like, how do you like? And he's like, yeah, this
- 19:42is like my job. So I was like, I'm like that helped you
- 19:45get this is just an extra side out as well. But he also gets
- 19:47to work with different animals and gets access to different fish and it gets to
- 19:49you know what I mean. So I'm like, it's it's you're right about
- 19:52that. You gotta have people that really love what they're doing, especially when
- 19:55working with other life creatures. Yeah. Well the fish, the fish u
- 20:00out and like bird community are all like tighten it, you know what I
- 20:03mean. Yeah, that's how much NA schools don't even like want to get
- 20:04into it or you actually digress it. Bro. They just because they just
- 20:07put all those in one aisle. Bro. Yeah. The next Reptile Super
- 20:12showut Pomona actually uh coming up in the next couple of few months. UH
- 20:17is going to have all three building for uh, the reptiles, building for
- 20:22the birds, and the building for others the others. Yeah, all in
- 20:26the same little area. Okay, you brought that up, and I'm guessing
- 20:29that's for like new beginners, like a lot of breeders and no no,
- 20:33yeah, but then it's from the new beginners like what's the what's the nice
- 20:36snake to get how much does it cost? How much do you feed them?
- 20:37When you feed them? Like a starter kid? Yeah, like what's
- 20:40the startercare starter ki for snakes? I always suggest like a ball python or
- 20:45a corn snakest thing? Aren't those the ones? They are in Florida,
- 20:48the really big bro Like no, those are the Burmese Poythons. Okay,
- 20:51all right, Burns Poython. She was sixteen feet she passed away naturally.
- 20:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, get to yeah fifteen holy shit. Yeah,
- 20:59they live up to about twenty years in captivity. D What do you do
- 21:03with the remains? Like, yeah, you just call because that's a lot
- 21:07of me that you can't just like you're not gonna eat snake. So what
- 21:12I what I did is I froze her. I took her down to my
- 21:15buddy Freddy's Reptiles in Las Vegas. He owes a reptile store out there.
- 21:19He actually skinned her. Shout out Freddy's Reptile's Las Vegas. Uh, He's
- 21:25skinned her for me, and he's preserving the skin for me. So I
- 21:26can you know, keep my snake and you like like preserve it as like
- 21:30maybe turned to lott Jackets. I know that sounds crazy. I know,
- 21:33I'm gonna turn into a jacket. It's actually gonna be a piece on my
- 21:36wall her okay, like fram and stuff like yeah, framed exactly. Oh
- 21:41that's how how does it? How does that look like? It's it's it's
- 21:44like it's kind of like I've seen it. How they do it with like
- 21:45the yakuza and all these people preserve the tattoo with the people are diet they
- 21:49donate their skin ye so yeah yeah, So so they'll have like a frame,
- 21:53they'll like laminated first and they're laminated by parts, and then I imagine
- 21:56this snake is probably gonna be the head and it's gonna probably be going around
- 22:00like you, and it's gonna have like you know exactly. Yeah, Like
- 22:03that's that's hardest because you have love for that's what you do. I mean
- 22:07even when that was my baby. Man, everybody knows she's one of the
- 22:11snakes that got me like going in the reptile industry. When it comes to
- 22:15like the entertainment side of this, uh is this is that your side?
- 22:18The entertainment side? Do you show up like are you the guy to call
- 22:21where you're like, Hey, I'm having a party and I want to just
- 22:23trip out my guest. Yeah, I mean any of that. I do
- 22:26educational shows. I do uh and anything, um, photo shoes, music
- 22:32videos, weddings, belly dancer gigs. What's the oddest booking you've gotten?
- 22:37Oddest? Like wait where you're just like, oh, this is this is
- 22:41a little like I've never been to this shit. Oh, because there's somebody
- 22:47that had like a Jurassic Park wedding and then like you got to bring these
- 22:52I mean I worked a drastic parking man at PhD Club. Yeah. Yeah,
- 22:56I worked two different events over there, but yeah they didn't. I
- 22:59didn't draft park event there. That shit's crazy, like how much shit they
- 23:02have going on there. They have people coming out on coffins and ship with
- 23:04snakes. Yeah, I mean go your letter, oh dog dogs good.
- 23:10Yeah, they got me riding on like banners and ship with my shirt all
- 23:15dancing with girls and shit like that with the snakes. So it's uh,
- 23:18damn brother. Yeah, it sounds like a good time, it is,
- 23:21but it was It was a crazy to be there in that environment, you
- 23:23know what I mean with the snakes. I'm sure you're at the same time
- 23:26while you're trying to party with all those girls and shit. You're also like,
- 23:29where's my children? Yeah? No, no, no, I keep
- 23:32them around me. Okay. I usually bring bigger snakes to that event because
- 23:34the Jurassic Park event. Yeah, so I'm supposed to do it tomorrow as
- 23:37well. Oh tight, yeah yeah, so for the for those like for
- 23:42those type of events, bro, Like, how do you get this is?
- 23:47How was that environment for a snake? Bro? That that itself?
- 23:49I imagine? Is it like because it's not you know, like some animals
- 23:52can't even take it, Like some dogs can't be in louted environments. They'd
- 23:56be like fuck that, it's too loud. So they hate fireworks? Yeah?
- 23:57Or does what bothers a snake at these events? Like I mean,
- 24:00it's about socializing the animal, you know what I mean, and bringing it
- 24:03out. It kind of just gets used to it, you know what I
- 24:07mean. And I bring my snakes out all the time, Like I walk
- 24:08to the store of my snakes, I bring my snakes to the park.
- 24:11I speak my snakes at the beach. You take that biggest to the dog.
- 24:15You're somebody's good omen for the day. Somebody sees you walking by there,
- 24:19like today it's gonna be a good day. I would like to think.
- 24:23So, you know what I mean, that's all I'm mentality. When
- 24:26I see some cool, crazy shit going on randomly in life, I'm like,
- 24:29that's gotta be a good omen. So you take you take this snake
- 24:33to the park, bro like to the like to the park where kids playing
- 24:37shit. Yeah yeah, yeah, you see my Instagram, you'll be all
- 24:40the all the time. Kids come up, they parents come up and they're
- 24:44you know, asking questions. And I mean, I love to educate man,
- 24:47especially the children. Man, they're they're you know what I mean,
- 24:48They're gonna be our future, you know what I mean. So if one
- 24:52thing's tolerating in one generation is to be accepted in the next generation, you
- 24:56know what I mean. So if I can get these kids to tolerated,
- 25:00but as they get older, they're gonna start to accept it, and then
- 25:03the next generation to start to accept it, and then it's gonna be like
- 25:04more like, oh, he's balking the snake, and he's like always walking
- 25:07the snake, just like he's walking his dog. You know what I mean.
- 25:10Normalize, Yeah, normalize definitely. Does it move around when you take
- 25:12it to the park, or does it like or does it try to get
- 25:15away. Does it just chill? I mean, she they move, it's
- 25:17just kind of chill, you know. I mean, they don't go too
- 25:18quickly. They don't go too fast they to scare them, you know what
- 25:22I mean. So they kind of just go. They just kind of chill
- 25:23glide. I don't take them around a lot of people, you know what
- 25:26I mean. I'll take them to like a kind of secluded park where someone
- 25:30might might walk by here and there, you know what I mean. But
- 25:32I don't like to take them to the beach, like down to like um
- 25:36like Venice beach and stuff that ain't my ain't my kind of thing. Uh,
- 25:40just because a lot of people want to touch a snake and stuff and
- 25:41I don't know what your hands being and stuff, you know what I mean.
- 25:44So man, And you know it's like even with like I said,
- 25:47like with dogs and like you know, people bringing cats and shit out.
- 25:51I've always been very mindful and been like, yo, are they good for
- 25:53pets? Like I always ask that because I'm like too, Yeah, like
- 25:57you said, two things, fucking germs, I don't know where you've been.
- 26:02At least allow me the grace to say, you know, like the
- 26:04fucking ya your name. But then also, uh, I also feel like
- 26:08there's a lot of times where dogs or like certain animals are like in training
- 26:12for something or they're currently working. I don't know, you just you never
- 26:17know, so you should always ask good. That's a that's a huge etiquette
- 26:21thing. I think everybody should get on. And some people look at the
- 26:22animals like the kids, so you know, you know what I mean that
- 26:26at that point I'm cutching your fucking random kids. Yeah, yeah, are
- 26:29you doing? Yeah? I mean it pissed me off. You know,
- 26:32somebody come up trying touch my dog. What if my dog gets man to
- 26:34bite you because you over you're trying to you know what I mean? And
- 26:37then yeah, exactly exactly so but that shit makes me a pretty fucking pistol.
- 26:41So the homie over here, he goes on a lot of hikes,
- 26:45a lot of hikes, and he doesn't and he runs into like rattlesnake because
- 26:48you know, that's what's out here in Cali. And not that he kills
- 26:49them or not, but they've been knowing, like, you know, people
- 26:52literally kill him because the ones that rattle his evolution is that right, that
- 26:56like the ones that rattle are dying off because they're the ones that are not
- 27:00evolving. They're not staying alive. He's not a wildlife snake because I know
- 27:07what you're reading about. And essentially what it is is that rattlesnakes, rattles
- 27:11are evolving to a point where they don't make a noise anymore. The ones
- 27:15that rattles, one's even killed. Like you hear them rattle and there's no
- 27:18more that they're like, those are not dying off, but they're just evolving
- 27:21so like they're not making that noise no more. It's like it's like it's
- 27:23like the species fucking new. It's like, hey, bro, we're just
- 27:26gonna the new snakes that are gonna come out. We're just not gonna have
- 27:29a rattle that shakes no more, just because we just keep dying by the
- 27:32numbers. So it's not gonna be natural. Is their defense system that is
- 27:34gonna just change? Yeah, that's why that's why they tell you to leave
- 27:41to like if you see them, leave them alone, Like that rattlesnake os
- 27:45update is no joke. If I do see if I do see if I
- 27:51do see them, I'm I don't. I don't fucking take that. You
- 27:52know, I don't take my fucking my piece on me, even for a
- 27:56hike for a fucking snake. Bro, I take it the case I fucking
- 27:59ever run into like a fucking wild cat that really won't stop fucking with me,
- 28:03And I'm just gonna have to either make a decision, be like I'm
- 28:04gonna have to scare you or I'm gonna have to you know, if you're
- 28:06gonna try to eat my dog or something. Bro, you know, I'm
- 28:08like, it's I'm not I don't want to do it, but I'm like,
- 28:10it's a real possibility because it happens. I mean, also, crackheads,
- 28:14that's that's more likely. That's more like those two. Those two those
- 28:18roaming the hills, I think those are those are more those are more dangerous.
- 28:22And the bobcat watching me on top, Bro, Like, I'm not
- 28:25gonna be too worried unless the bobcat hasn't eaten it's gonna try to eat my
- 28:27big gass dog. And Bro, you're not gonna take my dog cat scratching
- 28:30his neck like fuck? Double threat? Have you ever had a bad experience
- 28:37with a snake? Um, I'm gonna say I wouldn't say a bad experience.
- 28:41Um. I mean I've had snakes bite me, but I wouldn't consider
- 28:45it a bad experience. Okay, So what like a bite? How bad?
- 28:48How bad? Has been the worst bite? Um? I got a
- 28:52bit by like a twelve foot like a twelve foot snake. Damn, I
- 28:56mean it just rips, just can't open. I mean that's the scar,
- 29:00you know what I mean. But like it doesn't it doesn't hurt that bad
- 29:03yard. You're not supposed to pull it, right, that's what they say.
- 29:06Like you know, like when the snake bits, you're supposed to kind
- 29:07of like, especially if it's not venom, is supposed to kind of wait
- 29:10till let's go. Yeah. Well, usually they kind of just let go.
- 29:11The snakes just kind of biting let go. They don't usually hold on.
- 29:15It's more lizards that hold on. They're back biting and shake, you
- 29:18know what I mean. Uh, the snakes they kind of just biting let
- 29:22go. Sometimes they'll get your teeth, uh, their teeth stuck in you
- 29:25though, so you want to have to obviously unhooked those but damn, but
- 29:29their teeth suck. Man. Those things that I didn't even think I had
- 29:33a snake get a hold of an animal that wasn't supposed to get eaten,
- 29:37and uh oh turned into feel the snakes mouth, the smouth open and like
- 29:48the animals survived. The animals survey and the snake got out. The animals
- 29:52survived. It hasn't happened again. But you're looking over in the game.
- 29:59I was like, it's like damn in there right now. But yeah,
- 30:04so it could have been. It could have made it though, right,
- 30:07yeah, you know, she she made it. No, it would have
- 30:08been gone if I would have been gone, as what I'm saying, if
- 30:11it was this was wildlife, that thing would have I think would have been
- 30:12gone. Was like in his mouth and everything. Yeah, I had to
- 30:17peel the mouth open and that that to open my skin because you know,
- 30:18I had to open the mouth. It was yeah, it was all right.
- 30:22How long ago was that? Six months? That just made me nervous.
- 30:33I mean, you got a big snake right there, right, I
- 30:37go big big ones? Is those are the ones that are all over Florida
- 30:40that he's gonna talks about. No, those are the Burmese pythons. These
- 30:41are particulated pythons. These are those are the third largest snake in the world.
- 30:45These are the first largest snake in the world. That's the fourth and
- 30:49this is the third. First. Burmese are the third largest. First,
- 30:53these are the first largest snakes. Baby, she's still young. She's about
- 30:59six feet, one hundred and twenty seven pounds. Oh, do you ever
- 31:03handle that by yourself? At home? On? I think that, like
- 31:07you, you know, if I told I was telling them that I want
- 31:08to I felt. I felt, I felt the grip of like a snake
- 31:14on my leg when it was rolling around, and I'm like, these things
- 31:15are nothing but power. Yeah, so I'm like, you don't get scared.
- 31:21I mean it. I mean, you can put your own I don't
- 31:23know if I'm cool. We're hurting around like me, but you know,
- 31:26like we got wrong. We got me And I'm the white guy in the
- 31:30horror movie. That's like not gang, let's keep going black guys telling you
- 31:36to do it. He's good. He's usually the first one to die,
- 31:37you know, second he dies, will be fine, dude, then we're
- 31:41next. We have a chance. Yeah, we got a chance to be
- 31:45built. I should build next. Because in movies it's always people that do
- 31:48draws, black guy people that do drugs and have sex always die movies guaranteed.
- 31:52All right, so he always died. People that do drugs always die,
- 31:56and the black guy dies. I got I gotta get it. Don't
- 32:00have sex to not die. You hear an Exavier performing as you can bust
- 32:09her out of, bust that ship out. You're gonna put her on the
- 32:15table. No, she's too big every day. Yeah, should we go,
- 32:23Patron, Now it's forty five minutes now, Yeah, we're like fifty
- 32:27minutes. Yeah, sorry guys, sorry boy huge. She said. That's
- 32:36that's what Late the Blood said. Yea when it came out. That's a
- 32:40big one. At that's a big one. Adam is not like yours,
- 32:44Adam, subscribe to that. Pat So this everyone, this is the biggest
- 32:51snake. Yeah, she's gonna get bigger. She's still young. Where's that?
- 32:57There she is, and you don't get scared with it being like around
- 33:04you and doesn't tighten up like that. You just gotta make sure it don't.
- 33:09So I'm hearing that. I'm hearing that. It's just breathing that bathing.
- 33:15Okay, So just make sure she don't choke you. Yeah, you
- 33:21kind of just let them do what they want to do. Man, Go
- 33:22with them. So do they do they have a particular like pet that they
- 33:27enjoy? Like do they like when you breathing? I guess my question is
- 33:35is like, okay, so like dogs like get in the back, legs
- 33:37scritched. H oh, okay, fair, Oh, because they know we're
- 33:45not food. We're like a big warm tree bans just a big old,
- 33:50grabby ass tree branch. All right, what's the last time? It?
- 33:52Date? About a week and a half, about a week ago. I
- 33:58can I can here, I can hear her coming through the mic. Holy
- 34:02shit, I'm not down. I'm not doing that wrong, man, I'm
- 34:10slithering. Let's go do it feels good, Heady, Kendy. Hey,
- 34:15I'm scared of snakes for the rest of the fuck you about. Oh look
- 34:24how she pulled away from it. Holy shit? Yeah, I thought ya
- 34:32snakes. One slythering you ever seen is one? Thank god he's not a
- 34:42rat slythering. Somebody asked me the days ago, why would you be slither?
- 34:46I looked at hibout you are you fucking stupid? Of course I'm slithering.
- 34:52Who when when I hear that? I hear her going off looking regard
- 35:00that she could break you right now, over here. That's what that's what
- 35:07actually muscles. Is a female again, Aurora. She has a good dog.
- 35:21Yeah, she can't hurge you right now. Right now, I knows
- 35:32she's about one hundred and forty pounds right now. God damn us a hundred
- 35:38and forty pounds. Everybody. She usually he's about one twenty twenty pound bunny.
- 35:46She's about one forty right now. For anybody that can't, if you
- 35:53can't hear what's going on, this bitch ate a forty pounds a twenty pound
- 35:58bunny before she came on. But I carry around for four or five hours
- 36:00straight at events, you know what I mean? Damn, you gotta have
- 36:02Jackdass Calves. No, he's like, he's like, it's like, my
- 36:06back is Jack ready to go? I got boulders. You a white guy,
- 36:10Yeah, let me get in here, be a white guy. Come
- 36:13on, I'm on the picture. She's gonna smell the squirrels on your that's
- 36:19gonna feel like I gotta workout. I was like, whoa, all right,
- 36:22I'm eventually four hours late with her. That's a shot right here.
- 36:35Yeah, like this say, I said, walk around, My god,
- 36:43she's leaving me cold. Walk around this is you're gonna feel it, you
- 36:47know what I mean? That's why I chuped my services. What are I
- 36:52doing? This is a fucking workout? God damn? Hold on, all
- 36:54right, we can get some squats by day. He's don't think I'm fine.
- 37:02We need that album. Come on, he's only give me here.
- 37:07It's not water. It's not a water an water. Let you come on.
- 37:12Scary strong, she's strong as fun, she's friendly. She gave me
- 37:17a big little baron hunt got it. He's on. Come on, you
- 37:22got as long as the head ain't and around me just like I got play
- 37:29her head got it freaks me out? Yeah, her head got near my
- 37:31foot. I got a little nervous. I liked it. Did you get
- 37:36anything not fun? Away? Well, I say, takes a little barut.
- 37:43Do you want to take some pictures? Yeah? Yeah, Well we'll
- 37:45do group photos for sure. You're right? I did you? Yeah?
- 37:52You play? I think, dude, not the hand. I think rush
- 38:00our picture and go one soon. I'm Joe Rogan and this is fear factor.
- 38:12I am. I am terrified right now. But give it a kiss,
- 38:15Give it a kiss, come on, kiss, Come on about ya
- 38:35doing his own? Come on? Dude, you're going gonna get that mad.
- 38:42Think of it like snow White. Think about like Helene and the Pluge.
- 38:45Did she didn't care? Sorry, I just I just ken't picturing when
- 38:51I can't. When I got in, my friends just kept picturing that scene
- 38:53on a corner. I was like, no, these motherfucking snakes. All
- 38:59right. That was a lot, but I mean it was She's beautiful.
- 39:04It is a beautiful snake, I think nonetheless, yeah, like it is
- 39:07a beautiful creature. He did kind of help me face a little bit of
- 39:12my beers because I was I wasn't really open to him, but I was
- 39:19like, all right, I'll do it, but this is this an experience.
- 39:24She do be intimidating. Go yeah, yeah, this is like a
- 39:31jungle book snake. Yeah, I want I want to get a picture after
- 39:35the show, if that's all right, all right? You know, yeah
- 39:38that would be great. Oh man, all right, that fun than you
- 39:44are regular again. I feel like Brittany's oh my god, all right recaps
- 39:52a little bit. Exambert Exaber is like, I'm used to this. Did
- 39:59how did you feel about it? That's cool? I mean, it's always
- 40:02dope. It always an insotic animal on you? I mean is that?
- 40:07I mean, yeah, just consider exotic? That's pricey? Like how much
- 40:09that's wrong by like if you want to buy that? Yeah? Like how
- 40:13much? Like do you have to buy those snakes with? Like when they're
- 40:15little? Can we play prices right real fast? How much y'all think?
- 40:17How much y'all think it is? I'm going twelve hundred, So give me
- 40:22a price I want to try to give me. I want to try to
- 40:24give me a price for each snake, the yellow one, for the yellow
- 40:28one and the other one for a certain reason I want to see. Okay,
- 40:30the yellow one, I'm gonna say it is probably like seven hundred dollars.
- 40:32Can you tell them, because they haven't seen the one, can you
- 40:35tell them what type of snake the yellow one is? They're both particulated by
- 40:37they're both the same. The yellow one is Britney Spears one. So the
- 40:42yellow the yeah, the yellow is it an al buyo? Or is it
- 40:45a yellow? Is there it? Just give me just let me let me
- 40:46know. I mean, I just want to call. But he said they
- 40:51name a number, so let's go first buy. Is that the yellow one
- 40:53gonna be as big as that one? Yes? It is. It's the
- 40:55same breed, all right. So the next morsime, now I'm trying to
- 41:00I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say like I'm gonna go first, so I'm
- 41:01gonna say it's the size that it is. That one is probably gonna be
- 41:05like seven hundred dollars if you buy it like a little like little one,
- 41:08the yellow one, and the big one, if you buy it like really
- 41:10big, that shit's probably gonna If you're gonna buy some of that's probably gonna
- 41:13casse you like six g's. Okay, here's my prediction. If I had
- 41:15to take a guess, I'm gonna say two thousand to two thousand and five
- 41:21hundred for the yellow one, and then like twelve hundred to fifteen for the
- 41:27one we just played with this fall. This one has the yellow one in
- 41:30the Louis back, so I'm gonna put that up to five kant in the
- 41:35Louis back. And it's worth some money, I'm gonna tell you that right
- 41:37now. And the big one's gonna go for cheaper because you want to bay
- 41:39one. Someone shoot for like two grand for the big one, all right.
- 41:43So he's the closest about twenty five for the yellow, twenty five for
- 41:47the yellow and that's what that's what like a hook up? Okay, twenty
- 41:52five for the yellow with I was way off, dude. I was like,
- 41:53go to the fie I fucking pits. No, like I go to
- 41:59the I I got. I got to like the Asian Asian Pets store,
- 42:01that fucking you're watching money. I'm like, they don't even know how they
- 42:04got the snake. I was like, I need it. And then the
- 42:08Yeah, she's a she's an orange ghost strike tiger. Okay, so her
- 42:13jeans is what make it it? So that's years of breeding. Yeah.
- 42:15The other snakes is normal retake. That's they look like in the wild.
- 42:19That yeah, I was about to say, yeah, I always know like
- 42:21the uh, the more exotic color ways is usually from like breeding and it's
- 42:25not gonna solid that in the wild, you know what I mean. That's
- 42:28why the other ones you can see more blends in with leaves and shit,
- 42:30you know what I mean. That's them. So how much did she go
- 42:34for? She will go for like eight hundred to a thousand other size Okay,
- 42:37so I was close. What about the really big one that was the
- 42:40one talking? Oh so the other one's more expensive because it's color. Yeah,
- 42:45because of his jeans. Yeah, so how about those? I mean
- 42:47I know, yeah, is that the way though, like right now,
- 42:51Like that's the way because I've seen so many color patterns of so many snakes
- 42:53like that, Like I've seen this black one that looks like metallic and I'm
- 42:58like, what the fuck, dude, Like, is that natural? Is
- 43:00that bad for sneak or like, um something? Some are, some aren't,
- 43:04depends on which when you're talking about, but most of them. Know,
- 43:06no, they're not natural at all. These animals have been bred for
- 43:09years now, you know what I mean. So, um, unless they
- 43:12are normal, it's most likely uh been. Um it's like a French bulldog.
- 43:17I was about to say, is that just like a French bulldog where
- 43:20they can't even they wouldn't survive in the wild, Like yeah, yeah,
- 43:22sneak would that like that because they would find it right it well, I
- 43:25mean yeah, not for sure, but it would definitely have a harder time
- 43:30catching its food, you know what I mean, hiding from predators or whatever
- 43:34it is, you know what I mean. Um, yeah, they're a
- 43:38little stupid. They got health problems through Yeah, yeah, they do.
- 43:45They do. They're definitely some of them will have health problems and ship from
- 43:49breeding, you know what I mean, Like some some genes you can't breed
- 43:51together, and you know it'll give it certain issues, like you have a
- 43:54spider gene involved poythons and'll make some like oh wonky and ship they start going
- 43:58upside down star gazing and shit, you know what I mean. Yeah,
- 44:02it's not a pretty sight, man. You know what I mean about a
- 44:05two headed one? Is that rare? Yeah, it's really rare. Now
- 44:07that happens all the time. Next year there's a whole classification of two read
- 44:13those all the time. So I just make that you can't read those all
- 44:15the time. Put that, Put that Craigslist out Put that Craigslist post out
- 44:21there. I'm looking for as many two headed snakes as possible. I don't
- 44:25care. I'm pokemon and shit. Yeah, like, um, is it
- 44:36is it the same working with these are domestic snakes? Right or what would
- 44:40you call them? Domes? Like? Because like like well, like venomous
- 44:45is a whole different game, right like venomous snakes? Yeah yeah, yeah
- 44:47yeah, Like do you deal with any any I haven't dealt with as yet?
- 44:52Is that is that possible though? Like, can you can somebody work
- 44:57with a venomous snake like that? Yeah? Absolutely, I have friends I've
- 45:00present do it. Yeah, I work with a few different people that do
- 45:04it. I just haven't gone out and done it myself yet or at the
- 45:07time link with them to do it, you know what i mean. I've
- 45:07been really busy recently, but trying to do build my blankness right now.
- 45:13So what kind of snakes do they deal with? If you don't remember asking
- 45:15anything that's venomous? As are crazy as friends? Man? So that you
- 45:19know. My question with that is are they doing the same like meet and
- 45:22Greek kind of bullshit or is this just like they bring in a tank and
- 45:24you can look at it now? They do different ship. I mean,
- 45:27everyone has their own niche, you know what i mean. Some people work
- 45:29in the entertainment business. Some people, you know what I mean, they
- 45:30travel. Those are venomous, That's what I'm saying. How how close can
- 45:35you get people to venomous snakes? I don't think those are for the patting
- 45:38for the mean, That's what I'm saying, Like, oh no, you
- 45:40don't take them, No, you don't just take them. Yeah, that
- 45:42was all my questions on that's what they do. I mean for them,
- 45:45they more do like like live videos on TikTok and Facebook and instant playing with
- 45:50these things. Absolutely, yeah, yeah, yeah, because think about it.
- 45:52If you have a black mamba, bro, and then like you're like
- 45:54making videos with it and you're the only one that knows how to handle it,
- 45:58like that, shit's gonna go viral. It's like when it's like the
- 46:00Cartel Fouls they post videos with the Tigers. Yeah, they're gonna be like,
- 46:02yo, you're not supposed to have that. So I have a buddy
- 46:05Nick the Wranglers he uh he uh he's on nig right. Yeah, yeah,
- 46:08okay, I know, yeah, yeah, it's it's one of my
- 46:10buddies man. He he works with them. So yeah yeah yeah yeah he
- 46:15h question with a black mamba, I mean I'm not sure what a black
- 46:19No, I've seen a black mom. He's got cobras, all kinds of
- 46:22battles, cobras, rattlesnakes. Yeah, if you look him up, you'll
- 46:27see what he does. Yeah, okay, so let me okay, so
- 46:30you don't fuck with that, but I've known I don't think Yeah, so
- 46:31I've heard people that do it. But I also heard that they make themselves
- 46:35I mean to the venom. No no, no, no no, no,
- 46:39about to go out here by himself, rattlesnake. Let him talk,
- 46:44Let him talk, you see, let me. I've heard that they put
- 46:46a little bit, a little bit like not with the bat not like and
- 46:49your body low key becomes me to watch? Is that fake? Is that
- 46:52all hypers? That? A man? Have you heard anybody do that watches
- 46:55chronicles of Ronald Snake? If you're not mean to it or have to know
- 47:00exactly what it's going on, I mean, real question, like, yeah,
- 47:04I don't do that. You never heard that. I was laughing because
- 47:07I my bag. Yeah, I was personally laughing because I was talking about
- 47:13it last night somebody. They asked me the same exact question. Bro,
- 47:15it's funny that came up right now again. Um No, that's a total
- 47:20myth. Man. You can't make yourself immunity, no one. You're always
- 47:22under You're always you have to be careful, you have to know what you're
- 47:24doing. You can't just handle these animals. That's why you're supposed to have
- 47:28licenses to work with these animals. When they come to venomous animals. These
- 47:30animals I don't need a license out here in California and a lot of other
- 47:35states you do. And they're eventually probably gonna try to move into California too,
- 47:39So you know, we definitely don't want that to happy, you know
- 47:42what I mean, Like these are our babies, our pets. It happened
- 47:44to Florida in my truck. If you got seen the bowl constrictor that died
- 47:47out there in Florida. Um, the animal, fish and wildlife out there
- 47:52in Florida came through to someone's uh you know no one breeder out there who
- 47:57had some illegal animals at the time because he had them before they were illegal,
- 48:00after they weren't illegal, you know, I mean he was trying to
- 48:01ship them out whatnot. You don't get grandfather, did huh, you don't
- 48:05get grandfather did no? No, no, no, that's up. That's
- 48:07like telling you to get rid of your So yeah, he had to get
- 48:09rid of all his past. But he was doing it. There was records
- 48:13of him doing it, and they, you know, being dicks about it.
- 48:15Came over and they were killing them right and the videos crazy. They
- 48:19were just holding the heads down and putting a fucking nail gun. Basically,
- 48:22that's how brutal will look. You know what I mean, Well, they
- 48:24happened to kill I mean in Florida's eyes, I mean, it is fucking
- 48:28up their environment. Not saying that's the reason to kill fucking spanks at all,
- 48:32but in people's eye, like it's fucking it's it's killed their dogs.
- 48:36It's considered like it's killed their dogs. So it's like it's just the other
- 48:38side of perspective. Trust. But I'm not telling you I love that thing
- 48:42on me. Yeah, I totally get that. But the issue, the
- 48:45main issue was after that, while they were doing it, they killed one
- 48:49that wasn't illegal, that was their pet and was pregnant, went over fifty
- 48:57thousand dollars worth the babies. Oh yeah, magic, someone came in to
- 49:04them the kid you must be Oh man, there's so much. There's so
- 49:06much shit going. It's one of the biggest cases, like in the country
- 49:08bo Like it's it's crazy in the community, like everyone's supporting it. Man.
- 49:13People were doing twenty four hour live videos or thirty three day live videos,
- 49:16you know what I mean, like trying to stay staying up making money
- 49:19for this ship. There was a lot of them. There was a lot
- 49:21because if that would have been a dog, it'd be wild. But since
- 49:22they're like whole blood animals and not everybody's, they're not as kind of Yeah,
- 49:25yeah, that's why it's what it is. But it's still a pat
- 49:28as you can tell. That shit was exactly magic magic someone coming in shooting
- 49:31your ball dog. Yeah, exactly shooting your bulldog. You know what I
- 49:35mean, you got a full of stud or you know what, a female
- 49:36and you don't mean someone put up billet in his head. I mean,
- 49:37how to wait a minute? That was the wrong one that was supposed to
- 49:40be the pit bull. We've all seen how people get with their pi bulls
- 49:43and we've all seen some dangerous one something that I'm non dangerous, but people
- 49:45get like, I mean, how long have they been trying to pass them?
- 49:49Have you have you met black target? I gotta be shoot him ong,
- 49:52Yeah, like like you know him or like you are you just like
- 49:55you you just met him. I met him because I'm like he'd be doing
- 49:59something. I I met him. I met him. We exchange numbers.
- 50:01Uh, that's about it right now. And that's would you like to like,
- 50:07is there any any animal handlers or any people that are like that you
- 50:10want to work with. Um, he's one of them. Um. Honestly,
- 50:17Yeah, there's a few different people that I would like to work with,
- 50:21but UM, I'm kind of working with everyone I'm I feel like I
- 50:24should be working with right now, you know what I mean. I'm in
- 50:28the right spot. You're a good place. Yeah, I'm in a really
- 50:30good place right now. I like where I've come over the past year and
- 50:32a half personally. UM, just looking back to what I started to what
- 50:37I've done until now. UM, I definitely feel like I'm starting getting a
- 50:40little bit of a name out there for myself, and people are started.
- 50:43Uh. I mean, I'm getting people are interested in what I'm doing,
- 50:45you know what I mean. I've had people hit me up saying, hey,
- 50:49no, I've seen your following for the past year and a half.
- 50:51I've been paying attention that I had no idea that paying attention to me.
- 50:52You know what I mean? I want you on my podcast come through.
- 50:54So this is my fourth podcast I've done. Um. I was on No
- 50:59Jumper for one one time. Dope I was. It was from my uncle.
- 51:04He's a he's a rapper from san Dieo. His names came on the
- 51:07Boss. Um he was over there, um and I gotta bring my snake
- 51:09over there and ship. It was on the Sharps the Shark Tank. Shankt
- 51:15me sharps On on Instagram to me Sharp, but that yellow snake right there
- 51:19about her in the Louis Bagage, know what I mean? Um, he
- 51:23talks like the brother from Missus do fire. I can know what I'm talking
- 51:29about, Like he does do like like you know if you watched this fire
- 51:37like his brother who makes him the makeup, that's what Sharp talks like.
- 51:43Yeah, that's so, I mean, that's that's that's dope too. In
- 51:49the game Jeff, Jeff, I remember him watching him the pan Animal,
- 51:54a lot of animal. I don't know. I didn't watch him like that,
- 51:57be honest. Oh no, no I didn't. He he kind of
- 52:00he kind of let Yeah he would he would just take it up or not
- 52:02to try to outdo the Yeah the here I wrote you another one, bro?
- 52:08What is it? Um? What is it? Um? What is
- 52:10it? Um? I seen him that. Um, he was making these
- 52:14videos that would just kind of like try to one up the Crocodile Hunter.
- 52:17But everybody was really not fucking with it because he was fucking with those like
- 52:21venomous animals and trying to prove a point type of shit, you know what
- 52:22I mean, Like he was out there really trying to like, oh,
- 52:25I'm gonna fuck with the deadliest trails, deadity, and like the crocodile hunter
- 52:29was doing shit because he loved animals, Like he genuinely wasn't trying to fuck
- 52:32with these animals. He went to their habitat, he got it, got
- 52:36his experience with it, and let him He's like, there you go.
- 52:38He just letting them go. I mean, his whole family still in I
- 52:40don't know if you know, Yeah, I followed both of these kids.
- 52:44They got a show. Yeah, the whole family got a show. And
- 52:45I don't know where I saw it, but I think it was or something.
- 52:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they they definitely. Um,
- 52:52it's cool and because you have to, I don't know, it's like there's
- 52:55certain animals that I wish something like that. Man, I wish I could
- 52:58like fucking pedal rhino or get to get up closer something like that, because
- 53:01it's cool to have an experience with a rhino. Yeah, bro, I
- 53:06was like, that's a majestic creature, like like I imagine where they gone,
- 53:09so you could be like, yo, I touched the rhino, you
- 53:10know what I mean? Or like if it was like up close like this
- 53:14road yere man, but if they ever did, you know what I mean?
- 53:15That would be a cool That would be a cool experience. Yeah,
- 53:17Like or like an elephant. I want to I mean, yeah, it
- 53:21would be cool to write women. But I guess it's not cool because they
- 53:22don't like it apparently. Yeah so so so yeah, like being up close
- 53:27to the elephant, that'd be cool. I like going to the zoo because
- 53:30the aspect you get really close to animals. Although I know they're in captivity
- 53:32and it's not the best life for them, but it's like, that's the
- 53:36closest I'm gonna probably ever get to certain animals. Like but when you say
- 53:39that, I'm like, dude, that was back then. I understood that
- 53:43concept of it because there wasn't TV and there wasn't four K. But we
- 53:45don't need to We got four You could show me an animal without me having
- 53:49to go to this. It's different when you sent working with working with animals,
- 53:54I mean other people that like animals obviously, and uh they I'm that's
- 54:01like really fucking cool animals, you know, going through Hollywood. If you've
- 54:04got some money and shade on the Armenians don't have. What have you what
- 54:07have you seen or time? Like what you're with foxes, fennick foxes,
- 54:10boxes, ye, wallabies, falcons, it got peaguen falcons, owls,
- 54:17fucking cands and ship bro like Caymans gators, Like I run into so much
- 54:23shit, bro. Gators are really need to Armenians are like they do the
- 54:28same ship byts do just w more exotic animals, bro, you know because
- 54:30like bytys being by styles being like buying out like exotic chickens and like the
- 54:37all by golf like that, like you know what I mean. They'll try
- 54:39to get that's how you show status the same animals, but it's like they're
- 54:43like, no, I got the old. Yeah. So I'm like Armenians
- 54:46is being to some different ship bro, because I used to know some Armenian
- 54:50food. He used to have an our one to warehouse like a white owl
- 54:52and I'm like, bro, where did you get this ship? Like it's
- 54:55just ours are fucking expensive? Yeah, man oh man. Shit will post
- 55:00up at the top Bro, he had like this little spot just looking at
- 55:02everybody from the top just the whole time. I'm just like, and that
- 55:06shit would do when that ship would ship, Dude, it'd be like half
- 55:08fucking body and the other animal would shit like. They'd be like like like
- 55:13it was not properly fucking digested. Bro, I'll tell you all the time
- 55:15animal, Yeah, bro, like an hour. So like if there was
- 55:17an hour, should you see, like, yeah, you ate rat?
- 55:20Huh? Isn't it that they eat it and then they cough up the bones
- 55:23or something like that too? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, so you would
- 55:25see like something and you'd be like, yo, you spent out of a
- 55:29rat arm bro. Yeah. Essentially, if I understand correctly, the loose
- 55:34science on it is that an owl will eat like an animal and then cough
- 55:38up the bones and the other things that can't digest, making little owl pellets.
- 55:43I think I think all animals because I've heard that before. All.
- 55:45I don't think all animals do that. I think I was gonna say I
- 55:51eat like that, but I don't know about all animals. I know if
- 55:52you guys brought up that the owls are super expensive, right, yeah.
- 55:55Yeah. The day I was watching the documentary, if you half her and
- 56:00a whole bird sanctuary, I mean, yeah, I know, but I
- 56:04had a whole boom sanctuary and the grotto and the ground. I know.
- 56:09But it's just like now that you sound like holy shit, like white woman.
- 56:14Yeah, yeah, man, he had a whole menagerie of everything.
- 56:17Come on, I know, I'm just like now that I'm thinking about it,
- 56:21he had a lot of extra money that you didn't think the birds were
- 56:23worth. Those birds are worth a lot of money, like those like there's
- 56:28a lot, like I want to say them. There's a lot of people
- 56:30that don't know how much money there is in breeding animals that are not Frenchies
- 56:37and bulldogs, you know what I mean. Think about it about the snakes.
- 56:40These snakes could have sixty babies at a time. What yeah, at
- 56:45full sauce. Yeah, these snakes could have up sixty babies, like no
- 56:47problem, Like it's wild. How many babies have so rather have your frenchie
- 56:52having four five babies, you can have these motherfuckers, you know what I
- 56:55mean, having sixty babies. It's it's it's wild. There's so much money
- 56:59in the busines. Have they had eggs before? Like you do you do
- 57:01you breed them? I haven't yet. I haven't yet to do it,
- 57:05and I do have plans to do it, but I have to wait to
- 57:07certain snakes get to a certain size, Like so yeah, yellow one,
- 57:09I have to get into gain. You know it's gonna be a wild or
- 57:12a few years Parker breeder. What about the big girl? She she's almost
- 57:15ready to go. Okay, she's almost ready to go. I mean I'm
- 57:17getting their fat, right, and they get their period or two. No,
- 57:20no, no, they're not man, they're not mammals. Dude,
- 57:22I had to ask. I don't know what do you mean? It's science
- 57:25bro, like give black birth though, instead of instead of Is that true?
- 57:30Yeah? Some of them get black birds like bowl constrictors. Yeah,
- 57:32they'll get black birth instead of it comes out like a spaghetti Yeah wow yeah
- 57:37yeah, because like uh, that period story guy that I follow on Instagram.
- 57:42Sometimes some of the eggs don't work or I don't know what you guys
- 57:44call them, but they're like damaged goods. Yeah yeah, feel them to
- 57:46the monitors or something like that. So I have monitors. I have monitor
- 57:49lizards as well, So if something like that would happen, my friends bringing
- 57:52me over their eggs or you know what I mean. Um, we always
- 57:54try to recycle everything. So if your snakes die. We have snakes that
- 57:58eat snakes, you know what I mean, like king snakes and stuff like
- 57:59that. They'll eat snakes. So we'll feed those snakes and snakes, just
- 58:02to make sure we don't waste anything, you know what I mean. Yeah,
- 58:05keep that ecosystem going. Yeah. Have you ever eaten any weird eggs?
- 58:13I've tried blue, I've tried ballue. What's blue? It's it's a
- 58:17Filipino dish. Oh that shit that stinks, dude, some respect. That's
- 58:23someone's delicacy. Dog, a lot of money to eat that. It don't
- 58:31smell st smell the best at first, it's not that not the most you
- 58:35know what I mean. But it did taste good. I ain't gonna lie.
- 58:37Okay, what it tastes like, though, bro it tastes like it
- 58:39smells. Yeah, it tastes like it smells, dog, but it doesn't
- 58:43like I don't not explain it, dog. I mean, I love the
- 58:46duck egg with fucking you know it still the bones and feathers on it.
- 58:52Yeah, that's where you cuntry. It's cruntry. It's cuntry. Yeah it's
- 58:55yeah. Yeah yeah. Did you eat it all at once and let it
- 58:59like kind of gush out your mouth? No? I ate it at a
- 59:04party like it was a Philippine This is a party. Yeah it was.
- 59:07It was a wedding. It was a wedding, and my damn I was
- 59:09getting married, so I had to be polite body, you know. So
- 59:12they had a bunch of dude I would have gone bathroom. Their little grandma's
- 59:15right there eating it too. I'm like, fucking I would have been I
- 59:19would have been like puck. No. I I had a similar but nowhere
- 59:27on the nowhere near the same experience. My wife's Jewish. So the first
- 59:30passover I ever went to, I ate good filth. Fish's nasty. Let's
- 59:37let's fucking what did you call it? The fish rights? I'm actually George
- 59:45will Oh okay, word, So yeah, you know how fucking terrible that
- 59:47shit is. Do you enjoy it? I'm sorry? I like fish,
- 59:52bro I go, I love fish. I like I like any seafood.
- 59:55By next week, you're gonna be in town next week? Yeah, next
- 1:00:02week, yeah, yeah, I have a pop up at a Sevita restaurant.
- 1:00:06Bro Yeah. Yeah and East La Yeah, and we could smoke and
- 1:00:10it's beer guard and everything. It's like fifteen minutes away from Saturday. Si.
- 1:00:17Yeah, I'm off for work on that day. Yeah. Trust I'll
- 1:00:22bring them down for you. Yeah, they would be cool with it.
- 1:00:25Isn't gonna trip brod. These kids probably gonna freak out though, not like
- 1:00:31in a good way though, you know, because they're like at that age
- 1:00:34where it's like, hey, you know, like they're scared. Steak,
- 1:00:37Yeah, I think that was you. I gotta ask you must like that
- 1:00:42right when the kids shows up all scared, I just did. Then at
- 1:00:46the end, at the end, then I'm like, yo, can I
- 1:00:49get touching it? But like I want this kid over. It's not it's
- 1:00:52not just kids, bro, Just when I go to parties in general,
- 1:00:53you get people like I've never touched it, like him right now? Right?
- 1:00:55He Like man, They're like, all right, keep that the way
- 1:01:00for me. I'm cool. They stand over there and they're like, I
- 1:01:01will what that shit feel like? Is it like touching? They're like,
- 1:01:07all right, that's cool, book, I just hold the tail, then
- 1:01:09you hold the head, you know what I mean? That's how it goes,
- 1:01:12bro, you know what I mean? And it changes to people's perception
- 1:01:15like, oh, it wasn't that bad, bro. I trust some of
- 1:01:16my snakes more than I trust my dog, or can't you know what I
- 1:01:19mean? To not bite me? And shit? So because I can tell,
- 1:01:22yeah, more than your caversh. I can tell when they're like,
- 1:01:25can't you can't trust their brother? Brother, I'll bite you when the funk
- 1:01:28I say, I don't bite you? Yeah? Assholes? Man? Yeah?
- 1:01:30I got two yeah, yeah they are though, assholes? I have
- 1:01:34one? How am I okay? Between all you three? How many pets
- 1:01:37in the one house y'all? Like, let's be roommates. We got man,
- 1:01:39shin? How many pets are we talking? I had six last year,
- 1:01:45but now I got too? Oh you really? Downside's hard? Yeah?
- 1:01:50Three of the rodents died and then the dog was thirteen, So yeah,
- 1:01:54twenty six to fifteen. You feel me. It's one of those It's
- 1:01:58like it sounds like we fuck up, but honestly it's just poor timing because
- 1:02:01it was two rats. They live about one point eight to three years on
- 1:02:05average, these little you know, one point eight one point eight to three
- 1:02:08years. If I don't get them from one. He takes him to the
- 1:02:10vet. I know, but some polar math were like, it's one.
- 1:02:15It's like that one percent one gives the rocks at one point. Also,
- 1:02:20when two of them die almost back to back, you're like him, I
- 1:02:23fucking up? Was I a bad parent? So yeah, you really locked
- 1:02:28down those fucking numbers? Yeah, I'm sure sure, but yeah we had
- 1:02:31that. And then we had a squirrel we had to put down last month.
- 1:02:35The vet doesn't even know what he got. It was so sad,
- 1:02:37but he had that doesn't kill you now. He had that before he got
- 1:02:44sick. We were convinced, were like, because like our squirrel now is
- 1:02:49like totally domesticated, potty trained, fucking cluled getting her nails cli, he's
- 1:02:52got the store. Little we potty trained to squirrel. Yeah, it took
- 1:02:55a lot of words down. What's that hold? Run down? You put
- 1:02:59the nuts by the fucking nah And also also fun fact, don't give squirrels
- 1:03:04nuts, give him pumpkin seeds, give them vegetables. Uh. We think
- 1:03:07part of what did uh igor in was too many nuts. Yeah, it
- 1:03:12was that hilarious. That's dope. Now. Igor We called him that because
- 1:03:16he when we found him. His left side had been fractured and healed wrong,
- 1:03:22so he had a limp and couldn't sit up straight. So it's like,
- 1:03:24oh a little legor that's funny. So but he's a little he's a
- 1:03:29good little boy man. He fought, but it was one of those Yeah,
- 1:03:30his fur was coming off. Uh, he wasn't eating anymore, and
- 1:03:34he kept doing this like like rodents don't throw up, and he kept gagging
- 1:03:38just randomly, like like it was hiccups. And like, we tried it.
- 1:03:43We tried all sorts of medicine for like a monthly cared about this.
- 1:03:45Yeah, oh dude, we dumped a thousand bucks you give him, said,
- 1:03:51tried all this medicine. Oh no, I mean like we went.
- 1:03:55We we did like some deep diving on the internet, and we found a
- 1:03:59vet that would actually take us without taking like confiscating and euthanizing the squirrel.
- 1:04:02So we had to get like a couple of different antibiotics. Bill was so
- 1:04:08mad when you find out the best comed the best coming right now in the
- 1:04:14chat room. But is it, Alie Brady? Them nuts took him out,
- 1:04:17predicted right. Shout out to your dead sister squirrel. Geen. Okay,
- 1:04:28so we're talking six before the tragedy twenty six with you, that's thirty
- 1:04:32fifteen down. Okay, we're going down to fifteen. Okay, right now
- 1:04:38we're talking seventeen fifteen. We only have four. Yeah, because they flexing
- 1:04:45on you. I had, but you were just too fucking Yeah. I
- 1:04:50have have a rabbit, my bearded dragon, and then I have my my
- 1:04:55my two dogs. You have yet? Oh yeah, I'm like, oh
- 1:04:58yeah, five and my cat. Yeah, but I forgot about the cat.
- 1:05:03This motherfucker never posts about dogs, only posts about his cats. And
- 1:05:06you're gonna forget your cat. That's like we're getting he's selfish too, dude,
- 1:05:11fuck him. That's like we're getting about a whole kid. How many
- 1:05:14kids you got Home Alone? Dude? There's two movies? Yeah, there's
- 1:05:19three movies, dude, they got up to four or five. Now,
- 1:05:24I don't count anything after I don't count. But Cokin wasn't in that the
- 1:05:28other stupid kid that was in that movie that kissed me off? Dude,
- 1:05:30the third one that was trash. Yeah, do you fox with the third
- 1:05:33Home Alone? See that's a good answer. Yeah, Yeah, that was
- 1:05:39very fucking stupid, bro, it was trash. I remember even seeing in
- 1:05:42theaters so excited. I was like, I'll give it a shot. No
- 1:05:44exactly. You know what, your joint keeps going out because you hit it
- 1:05:46like a woman, or you just you'll take one little hit and then you'll
- 1:05:51just go away. Chatterbox Chatterbox today, Bill rolled, the Bill rolled,
- 1:05:57the Bill shot for being better than next at rolling? Yeah, do you
- 1:06:08you don't have to learn? And do you try to capture snakes in the
- 1:06:10in the wild? Bro? Like, because like where do you get some
- 1:06:12of these snakes? Bro? Like? No, I mean I get the
- 1:06:14snakes from from people. Yeah, I mean obviously like they're they're exotic there
- 1:06:16beats, but like is there a chance? Like how does that go about?
- 1:06:20Do you just I mean you just go places that you know where it's
- 1:06:24called herpinge herping, Yeah, herping that's what they call it when you go
- 1:06:28out and look for for for reptiles, butnot you pick them up yet.
- 1:06:31Yeah herping Yeah yeah, yeah, like herpies. No, like herping got
- 1:06:35damn Yeah. I just say like with the pr well, I guarantee you
- 1:06:42her has been brought up in like the text episode even lying, Hey we're
- 1:06:47gonna go sounds like it, bro, We're gonna go herpies and grab some
- 1:06:50snakes. Yeah, you do get it from snakes. Exab is like I
- 1:06:57got this herpees from stakes mannik. Yeahs bitches, give you herpies. I
- 1:07:00was herping, herping and ship. Yeah, so it's called herping all right.
- 1:07:05So so how do you? How do you? Why do you even
- 1:07:08know where to go? Brou because I go to hikes at least once or
- 1:07:12twice a week, and and like, I never I ran into some snakes,
- 1:07:15but he could tell that they probably fell from the top where they were
- 1:07:18at, you know what I mean, or like whatever it was, because
- 1:07:20it was a baby rattlesnake, and I was like, yo, this shit's
- 1:07:23all defensive. It's like it's just chilling there. It's not even trying to
- 1:07:26funk with nobody, but it's in defense mode. It was like ready to
- 1:07:28strike. So I'm like, it probably was in a higher place and it
- 1:07:30should rolled down or I don't know what rattlesnakes climb, how to climb,
- 1:07:34I don't think so, so I don't know it didn't. I don't think
- 1:07:38I'll bore you, huh, don't. Boreal means they stay in the trees.
- 1:07:42I don't think. Yeah it was. It was not a hell.
- 1:07:44It was like the fucking you know, like the canyon shit. So I'm
- 1:07:47like, you, hay to make his way up there. I hate to
- 1:07:49disagree, but I've said this story on the show. We were on my
- 1:07:51house and NAI like deser activities, and my dog was over here. I
- 1:07:56heard a rattle. It was in a tree. No no, no,
- 1:07:59no, it was the grass. And I heard a rattle and my dog
- 1:08:01went over there, and I thought, for some reason, I literally said
- 1:08:03this. I went, that's fucking stupid. Who turns on the sprinklers mid
- 1:08:06day? You're wasting because I heard a rattle, so I thought it was
- 1:08:10sprinklers russ my path, you know. And then I see my dog run
- 1:08:13over the route. I'm like, oh shit, And I had just got
- 1:08:15the puppies, so I'm like I pulled them over and I'm like grabbing.
- 1:08:16I'm like, I kind of don't know what to do because the rattles taking
- 1:08:19my homies are over and where eating sevicha kicking it and uh yeah that's the
- 1:08:24work day. Yeah, And I'm like and I'm like, what the fuck
- 1:08:26do I do? And then I'm like, I'll wet it, I'll drown
- 1:08:29it. So I went into this little hole and I grabbed the sprinkler and
- 1:08:31I was like, fuck this bitch, and I start wetting it. And
- 1:08:34it gets fucking obviously starts to drown. And this thing went up the plant
- 1:08:39that it was because we had like little plants, and went up the plant
- 1:08:42and it looked so cool. It looked like some fucking jungle books. Shit.
- 1:08:45Yeah, and then my homie went like a dick and hit it with
- 1:08:47a fucking stick and killed it. Yeah, yeah, I know, but
- 1:08:54I'll just saying if they do we murder pot say, they're like, I
- 1:08:58think if their life is in danger, it might go up. It had
- 1:09:00no choice. It was it was fighter or flight. Yeah, it was
- 1:09:02either drown or grow up it but fighter climb, but it might go up
- 1:09:06a rattlesnake. But it was a little ass treat too though. Yeah,
- 1:09:13what is the right thing to do? It brought it, check it out.
- 1:09:17I need that ship out of my long. If if you if you
- 1:09:20don't know, if you don't know what you're doing, called so you can
- 1:09:24look up a local person like we look, we're illegal, we're scared.
- 1:09:27We might get the ported due my I was like, dude, no,
- 1:09:29I'm called. I wasn't lying when I said he's not illegal. Well if
- 1:09:33if, if you don't want to call somebody who have used some of yourself
- 1:09:38that you do with yourself type shit, then um, smoke it out high,
- 1:09:44get it high and leap. Come on dog, let's get along.
- 1:09:47Let me know who you at. I mean you will, you don't,
- 1:09:53you don't, you don't want to fum. I'm not an expert at handling
- 1:09:56Benomi snakes. I don't handle them, So I mean you don't want to
- 1:09:59use your hands, you know what I mean. I wouldn't try to grab
- 1:10:00a bucket or something, put it over it to be located, you know
- 1:10:02what I mean, slide some maybe side something under the buckets, you know
- 1:10:05what I mean, and then pick it up and get it out of there
- 1:10:08or something of a stort. You don't take a piece of cardboard and maybe
- 1:10:10something whole figure. Yeah, you're calling some good construction paper suck invites you.
- 1:10:19You're gonna get lead the dose, man, damn it, and you're
- 1:10:23gonna and you're gonna like bro like that venom you gotta like because it thickens
- 1:10:26your blood soul. So you gotta fucking just literally either get a belt tire
- 1:10:30should keep pushing it out in the sense you're just kind of like stopping from
- 1:10:32spreading and go to the hospital. Bro. I mean, you have different
- 1:10:34cons of vendoms, ones that shut down your your nervous system, and you
- 1:10:38have the other ones that shut down your quagga, your blood. What's worse,
- 1:10:43I don't know. I think both sides. That's like they say,
- 1:10:46d would you rather drown or get set on fire? You know what I
- 1:10:48mean? I'll take this is all high. I'll take drowning, even though
- 1:10:53I hate water. I'll take drowning and this is all high. Here's another
- 1:10:56snake myth that you're gonna want to laugh right after and say it. There's
- 1:10:58no sixt things like sucking the blood out right. The venom, the venom,
- 1:11:02the venom. I don't you know that you've heard that where you're supposed
- 1:11:05to like cut and then he doesn't work for the zoo. I mean,
- 1:11:11have ten more venom say questions for you? Maybe, I mean maybe I
- 1:11:15couldn't. I mean I would, I wouldn't. I wouldn't sound like a
- 1:11:17good idea because you're just still putting the back of your mouth. But you're
- 1:11:23not swallow. Be fine. I'm saying it's not like a yeah, exactly
- 1:11:29exactly exacting. That's one guy's never asking that question again. Yeah, you
- 1:11:36know what, Actually we bring following your rule, don't suck anybody off.
- 1:11:42Yeah, don't suck any venom off. Dude, it's multi tiered for him,
- 1:11:48all right, no sucking. Yeah, dude, got to calm down.
- 1:11:55That bro dead dog is past, Jude. We're in July, baby,
- 1:12:02and I got back from Bros. Rito. Man. Those that's giving
- 1:12:05me like fucking nightmares a right now. But they drink. They drink this
- 1:12:10out there too. That's the whole city. You're talking shit. Any fucking
- 1:12:16Rosalo fans don't fucking Rosarto. But I don't want a vacation in Mexico anytime
- 1:12:21soon. I mean, good for them if they drink peepee. Yeah,
- 1:12:27I still you see he's on Pepe. They just they put a pillow on
- 1:12:41your face. That's like, that's like he's on asking for a new brain.
- 1:12:45When fucking speedway and nas I stop, actually, but I actually stopped
- 1:12:49doing OZ. How long have you been cleaned for? I recognize that any
- 1:12:53done in a couple episodes. Well, I just have to do it,
- 1:12:56like I donna say, like every four months if I wanted to, because
- 1:12:58it has to be spaced out. It's too much. It's too much for
- 1:13:00my brain. Bro. So I'll tell you for the dove that you're leaving
- 1:13:03the tanks. They're kind of like for your temptation. The doctor told me,
- 1:13:09he's like, hey, dude, he's like, he's like, if
- 1:13:11you're gonna choose to do it, like, it has to be like on
- 1:13:14a very small occasion, because he's like, you're doing this shit so much
- 1:13:16that you know. He's like, he's like, you're gonna do some serious
- 1:13:19damage too long a you're gonna gonna expedite the Alzheimer's. Well, I was
- 1:13:23gonna say, I really admire the fact that you've got the tanks in here
- 1:13:26as a reminder. Yeah, well you've got that as like a reminder,
- 1:13:29but also like the strength and like willpower to not do anything about it.
- 1:13:31I recognize we took the flag down, so xg uh, do you have
- 1:13:34something going on with your willpower? And naked dudes? Some big cocks?
- 1:13:40Hold down, dude, how to pull it down? Too much? He
- 1:13:44came in so mad. You should have seen that got because I watched the
- 1:13:46pre show walk So that's this fucking f you saw. It's the big internet
- 1:13:53memes. So the big ass dude sitting on the side of the bed.
- 1:13:58Yeah, it's just fu. I still get that ship to this day.
- 1:14:03I got this with so many people. I wasn't expecting to say it to
- 1:14:05me. So yeah, that's how they get me. Bro sit me with
- 1:14:09it. Just sent you with like two weeks ago. I'm just I'm just
- 1:14:16waiting for the suppos put it up there. I don't give A fan said
- 1:14:19that it wasn't like we bought it. A fan was like and they said
- 1:14:23me, the OJ Simpsons bags. Usually I don't give fun because I just
- 1:14:26don't really care. I'm like, whatever, it's funny or a funny podcast.
- 1:14:30But the we had stop boaters the other day, fools that smoked backwards.
- 1:14:33Yeah, well to us, Yeah, what is that supposed to be?
- 1:14:35I love real hood. Niggas pulled up and they see that. They
- 1:14:40think we're fucking saucer. They think I'm suskas it's on my side. And
- 1:14:44then he keeps saying like, oh it is June by the way, and
- 1:14:45I'm like, it was so funny that they pulled up the funk freaks and
- 1:14:51they're like pretty dogs fool to hang out with George and Ship And I'm like,
- 1:14:57it's not a good. They're just they're great DJs. Yeah, and
- 1:14:59it's not a good. I don't just take that shit down. Nothing a
- 1:15:00good on your side. He's honestly on my side. Nothing. I have
- 1:15:04stuff on my side. I'll find a way to put it up. There,
- 1:15:09it was behind me, Put it behind me, all right, I'll
- 1:15:12own it. Oh, there you go. Nothing. A couple of kisses,
- 1:15:15won't you know? Settle you know, next time somebody comes in there.
- 1:15:16For some reason, Race still finds a way to put Xavier that shot,
- 1:15:21and then and then and then rocks like, hey, it's on my
- 1:15:24side. You can't take it up nearly my fucking flag alone. Yeah,
- 1:15:28dude, you'll get off fucking conservative, I mean liberal on you or conservative.
- 1:15:33It sounds like something some conservative person. Leave my flag alone, don't
- 1:15:36touch my flag. I'll tell you what. Don't thread on me. The
- 1:15:43rat to bear arms and beautiful flags. Awesome. Austin was hot. I
- 1:15:47thought you really got beat up so didn't mean me about why you got up.
- 1:15:53Okay, when I have come on you dot, that's why I got
- 1:15:58you. Thought I was slipping on some fun. We got to you.
- 1:16:00I thought our influence. He's not gonna say it, dude, I am
- 1:16:04so easily influenced by exg Let me just run around saying derogatory slater and and
- 1:16:12and and that defense. You gotta be honest who it would be insults influence
- 1:16:16chez guys. You know, just I work in a toxic work environment,
- 1:16:19and I just I can't help my actions now here we go. Yeah,
- 1:16:25he's not you, he can I I mean, I don't even think.
- 1:16:30I'm I don't put It was like all day, but when it comes to
- 1:16:35HEAs, Oh he was, he was you gave him all the ammal.
- 1:16:38Oh yeah, it was more spontaneous in the moment. Okay, hold on,
- 1:16:42I got you. Hey, it's me. He's on like Pokemon.
- 1:16:48Yeah, it's me the Pokemon guy zoned. Have your move? Have your
- 1:16:54snakes been in any movies? They've never been in the movie though. Is
- 1:16:58that a thing though? Like show business, like in the movies where somebody
- 1:17:00might hire you like for Yeah, so I my friend snake father, he
- 1:17:03works closely with like a lot of directors and stuff like that. He's the
- 1:17:08actor himself. It works from production and whatnot. So um, he has
- 1:17:12some connections over there and brings his snakes out that kind of stuff. Have
- 1:17:16they been in any boobies? Yes? Tight, perfect? Absolutely? Now
- 1:17:30has that needs to be what's the most expensive snake in the game? Right
- 1:17:33now? Bro? I couldn't even tell you like that that that's like,
- 1:17:38uh, that's that's that's obtainable. Like that you can be like, hey,
- 1:17:41you know what, I don't know, or like, what's the most
- 1:17:44expensive you've seen something go for? You're like wait what, I'm like,
- 1:17:48you get why, but you know you're like what, uh shit? Maybe
- 1:17:55damn? What the fuck for a snake? What kind of snack was it?
- 1:17:59Can you write that to work? I don't recall you running to work.
- 1:18:01I don't recall kind of sake it is. It's something you know,
- 1:18:02it was has some crazy ass name, do we you know what I mean?
- 1:18:05Like it has you know, because the jeans are like, um,
- 1:18:10they'll be like clown fucking you know what I mean? They just a bunch
- 1:18:13of random It's like those Harry Frenches. It's like a Harry French ye twenty
- 1:18:16grand at one point one something a Harry French form like ten twenty grands.
- 1:18:19Yeah, certifire glow fucking you know what I mean? It start hitting with
- 1:18:23weed names. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, some fucking wi fi
- 1:18:27og bo would constrictor I I found it, dude, I guess, I
- 1:18:33guess one of the most expensive. But is it? Um snakes? Snakes
- 1:18:38is a green green tree python. How much? Well it says, uh,
- 1:18:43there's different ones, but number one it comes up to a green tree
- 1:18:46python blue morph. It goes anywhere from three hundred and fifty dollars to four
- 1:18:50hundred and forty five thousand, eight hundred dollars. Oh yeah, so I'm
- 1:18:55like that first summer, three hundred and fifty dollars. That's how much has
- 1:18:59low it's been, it's been filled for. That is a price margin Jesus
- 1:19:02Christ. From three hundred bucks to four hundred thousand dollars. The eyes,
- 1:19:10the eyes, the color of the eyes. I guess it's a it's probably
- 1:19:13one of it's probably one of those odds things where you can't really breed it
- 1:19:15that way. It's just gonna come out like you know what I mean,
- 1:19:18like a pink dolphin, can you. Yeah, I mean just imagine you
- 1:19:21got your snake dealer and he's like, I got green Tree pythons. You're
- 1:19:25like, cool, I'll take one. How much? It's like it could
- 1:19:29be this much or this much. Wait till I get it, and I'll
- 1:19:30let you know. Number two it's as Sunset ball python and those are anywhere
- 1:19:33from four thousand and seventy thousand dollars. You're seeing those, I'm not sure.
- 1:19:39I mean, I don't, I don't, I don't. I guess
- 1:19:41I don't breed, so I don't know. The more step will be honest,
- 1:19:45I know a few of them, you know what I mean. But
- 1:19:46I'm more work with the retakes more than the ball pythons. So you're a
- 1:19:49snake fan, name every snake hard pass, Yeah, turn it into the
- 1:20:03Pokemon wrap. Yeah, apparently that dude. Apparently after looking at a couple
- 1:20:12of sites, that is the most expensive one. That green Tree python.
- 1:20:15It's a blue mar You know. It's crazy with the GTPs though, Man,
- 1:20:17is that they sounds like a game. Damn they got they got the
- 1:20:20fucking yeah this shit. I was like, yeah, so it's crazy about
- 1:20:26those. Man, you don't even want to really hold them. They just
- 1:20:28kind of looks like they really you can't. They don't have the best attitudes.
- 1:20:31Man, Like I want to bring it to a shoot, you know
- 1:20:33what I mean, You don't bring those grouchy Yeah, that little grouchy man.
- 1:20:38Yeah yeah, a little little oscar the grouches for so let me see
- 1:20:41what that shit looks like. That sucks because that's pretty. They're pretty,
- 1:20:44yeah, but you and they're like the chameleons kind of thing, you know
- 1:20:46what I mean. They need certain environments, you know what I mean,
- 1:20:48So you get a very delicate So you definitely want to have those in like
- 1:20:53a display case in your house or something. Story you know what I mean.
- 1:20:55That's kind of about a bunch of do maybe feed it, let it
- 1:20:59go back to a stand. Are boreal too? Sould like to be up
- 1:21:00in trees and shit, they don't wantly like to be held and like call
- 1:21:02around. These are particular packed ones. Those are particulated parts. So that's
- 1:21:06that's number three in the most Expensive Snakes, because I guess it says the
- 1:21:10most expensive record was being sold this fifty thousand dollars. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:21:14that's some one of the season here, I guess Damn, that's crazy.
- 1:21:17They're pretty expensive. I guess they can't imagine that one of those having one
- 1:21:19of those and having sixty babies. It's a lot of money. Make money.
- 1:21:25Yeah, hell yeah I can. I can see why you're trying to
- 1:21:27raise it and raise the other one, like, you know, you want
- 1:21:29to make some real motherfucking money. Yeah, thank you, thank you.
- 1:21:39South Park fan man, Yes, I know what you are saying, Mutter.
- 1:21:43I mean the south Park on your page. Man. I was like,
- 1:21:45oh, the poster. Yeah yeah, shout out Chili. Yeah,
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- 1:21:59hit me up. If you haven't hit me up, I'm getting your shirts
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- 1:22:03for that artwork. And make sure you guys register for seven to fifteen.
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- 1:22:17is the newest item that I've collaborated with propan on and uh yeah, it
- 1:22:23gets the job right through fucking day trip and they took my weed away,
- 1:22:28take my fucking's on vappen and I was like, what I got? Really
- 1:22:32had the joint because it doesn't look like a vapan. It wasn't Cali.
- 1:22:35Let me see you didn't care. So I was like, I'm not gonna
- 1:22:38hid the joint and stay found them nice and I looked at the guy and
- 1:22:41I was like, for real, Yeah, but I hit that. I
- 1:22:45definitely hit that. I mean, it looks like a normal and luckily that
- 1:22:46I don't have the California Cannabis stamp on there. But it's like, yeah,
- 1:22:50that just looks like a regular ass fucking nicotine vape. I was about
- 1:22:55to say the cartridge I took with me to Austin, I had to leave
- 1:22:58it there with a homi because I wasn't gonna fly out. It takes.
- 1:23:01Yeah, but I've had a bunch of vapes like in between that two man,
- 1:23:08like in the past couple of days, with just some products that they're
- 1:23:11trying to bring into the shop. Potentially, God damn you, shit's good
- 1:23:16man. That shit is like that is a super smooth vape like I hit
- 1:23:20one last night. I'm not gonna throw the company out there like that,
- 1:23:24but um, I hit it, and I felt bad because right in front
- 1:23:27of his doing it was like, oh it's good and you know when you
- 1:23:30cough and it's like you can't catch your breath. And it wasn't that big
- 1:23:33of a hit like that. No, it wasn't. A cloud didn't represent
- 1:23:36the cough you know something, Yeah, take a cloud like that, but
- 1:23:42it was like a video I took like a pretty pretty modest rip and it
- 1:23:46just wrecked my throat and like I had just done one dab, like I
- 1:23:50didn't do a whole lot that night. So I was just like, man,
- 1:23:53I'm not smoking that shit anymore. That's going to a homie homeless No
- 1:23:58no, no, oh my god, I'm not feed the cats. You
- 1:24:00don't give the homeless those three pre roles. Fuck no, like what I
- 1:24:04give homeless people when I instead of giving no, I hope there's a lot
- 1:24:11of homeless and long beach man, that's why I live at right now then
- 1:24:14here, Oh yeah, there's a lot bro, Like in the area I
- 1:24:16live in, at least there's a lot damn um and it's pretty bad,
- 1:24:20man. But you know, I mean, I feel bad, but because
- 1:24:23a lot of them have like actual mental issues, you know what I mean.
- 1:24:25When it's like when someone's coming and you asking for like a soda,
- 1:24:28that's like I got you though, you know what I mean, you need
- 1:24:30something, you know what I mean, you need you want to join and
- 1:24:31you see me smokers and we I got you on, you know what I
- 1:24:33mean, Like it's not I think the big thing is I don't well,
- 1:24:38legally, I'm not supposed to give them out of work, Like I don't
- 1:24:40even had to sign the whole thing, so I can't give out anything by
- 1:24:43where I work. And then uh yeah, when I used start at Facebook,
- 1:24:45I used to take like snacks and stuff because they had like a free
- 1:24:47seven eleven essentially, and then I was like, redistribute that shit on my
- 1:24:51walk back to my car. But man, yeah, no, I think
- 1:24:55for me, it's like just in my neighborhood, the bumps just aren't that
- 1:25:00nice, man, And like I get mental illness and all that stuff,
- 1:25:02but I'm like, if I'm gonna give you something at least kind of be
- 1:25:04nice. I feel I feel it. I feel it, but like you
- 1:25:06know what I mean, Just it's for me. It's not for them.
- 1:25:10You know what I mean though, Like when I like, because I am
- 1:25:13kind of like you if homeless ever asked me, I just look at it.
- 1:25:17Yep, yo, take this. Take it's the fucking field, tam
- 1:25:21and no ever, but I do you want to get that again? Dog?
- 1:25:28It's gone, he sears me. So he's like, I'm getting I'm
- 1:25:30hitting this because he too. Yeah, he's like, take it, take
- 1:25:35it home. What's going on? Follow me on Instagram? You up the
- 1:25:41window and take off, Yeah, the window and take off, hit it,
- 1:25:48keep it. Like I don't know, man is like for me?
- 1:25:53For me, like I feel like it has to be a it has to
- 1:25:56be a special occasion. Dog Like the last time I hook when the fools
- 1:25:59up, because it was this fool was charging his phone dog and this fool
- 1:26:01that he had just gotten beat up. So like you could tell him like
- 1:26:04yeah, bro, he was just like he but like he was like this
- 1:26:06Asian food and I was like, man, Asian homeless. I don't really
- 1:26:09see too many of y'all. He in like this burd Bank Parking Lot.
- 1:26:14Yeah, like, and he was like hiding behind this big ass truck and
- 1:26:15I was like, what the fuck is this we doing because my car was
- 1:26:17around there. And then he was like he's like he's like please, He's
- 1:26:20like, don't don't tell him them here. He's like he's like, he's
- 1:26:23like, I'm just trying to call my friend and picking me up and take
- 1:26:25me to the doctor. He was like, they jumped me for my stuff.
- 1:26:27And I was like, damn, I felt bad. Yeah, and
- 1:26:29then like he had a black guy and ship fool. I just gave him
- 1:26:30a vapin. I was like, I was like, here, I no,
- 1:26:34he was homeless. He was just like, no, he was he
- 1:26:39was homeless. Dude. He's like, he's like, he said they he
- 1:26:42called the cops. He said they took all my stuff. He's like,
- 1:26:44all I have was my backpack. And I was just like, damn.
- 1:26:47You must understand how often that must happen. It happens every day. Three
- 1:26:50homeless team up on one homeless. I worked Nice Tea's got stoven there,
- 1:26:57let's go. I worked on skid Row for two years. Here we go.
- 1:27:00Fuck you come on, said this story already rob I've already told y'all
- 1:27:04plenty of times, and it's not a flexing story. No, nobody work.
- 1:27:10Yeah, yeah, he's that's like rock said, I used to work
- 1:27:15for fucking Hefner used to let me clean the girls bathroom. Well, rocket
- 1:27:19rocket rockets have as many jobs as Homer Simpson. Bro Like this motherfucker might
- 1:27:27as well have been an asked for too well. I mean, oh,
- 1:27:29I guess Homer Simpsons had a lot of like side gigs. That's about to
- 1:27:31say he's only ever had the one job doing Uh what about skid road?
- 1:27:36How often do these fools jump each other? Oh, it happens all the
- 1:27:40time. It's crazy, And it's like a couple of times like we'd run
- 1:27:43out and like break shit up. But there was like one time during the
- 1:27:46day we jump people. Comedian doing that? Dude, d yeah, trust
- 1:27:51me, dude, you like stepping on a needle. I wore shoes.
- 1:27:57What are you talking about? Shoes could go through needles? No, I
- 1:28:00don't know needles. Needles can't go through shoes. Also, I just don't
- 1:28:04know how many booby traps you're running into. We're fucking needles are sticking straight
- 1:28:09up like home alone, dude, I've ever seen Saw. Yeah, it
- 1:28:13ain't real. We'll run like a full of neles. I'm not on fear
- 1:28:20Factor and I'm not on Saw. I don't think any of those two things
- 1:28:25are happening, right. I stopped watching after three and I couldn't take it
- 1:28:30no more. That was one of the movies where I stopped watching Gore.
- 1:28:32I just it became too much. And then I didn't like the vibe that
- 1:28:36I would get from these movies, and then I would leave. I would
- 1:28:39just feel like like like you just got a car accident, Like you know
- 1:28:43what I mean, Like I'll shook, Like this is very disturbing. Somebody
- 1:28:45can do this to somebody in a fucking garage, Like that's the only thing
- 1:28:49that I thought of. And I was like, I don't even like I
- 1:28:53don't mind seeing the Michael Myers or like Chucky. These things are these things
- 1:28:57are different, bro. But when I see something where like somebody is doing
- 1:29:00these things, like I'm like, yo, somebody's getting inspired out there.
- 1:29:02This is kind of sickening to me, bro, Like I mean, I
- 1:29:04wasn't I just inspired. I just can't. I don't know, bro,
- 1:29:08Like if I look at it I'm like, if this is if this is
- 1:29:11possible, if you don't need much to make it happen, it's a possible
- 1:29:14thing. And I don't want to think about the possibilities because it very much
- 1:29:16puts the fear in my head, because like I had the snakes from watching
- 1:29:18I mean anaconda, and I'm like, I'm like, oh, you know
- 1:29:21what, that's not so bad. I'm like, maybe I won't be so
- 1:29:24aggressive next time I see one on the road and maybe get it out the
- 1:29:27way so somebody doesn't kill it. The only thing you don't want to go
- 1:29:30to Europe because of a hostile it's host Jeez, Exavier, you need books,
- 1:29:38dude. I want to snip that dick. I mean, yeah,
- 1:29:44he's just quoting Xavier. He looked at you. He's like, pause,
- 1:29:46I want to snip that dick. Bro, they're gonna clip that too,
- 1:29:51clipping happily married, Rocket and Rocket fight these foods. I still don't think
- 1:29:59you're don't want to hear you say I want to snip that dude. I'm
- 1:30:01sure at home he probably says crazier shit. You're yeah, Like, I'm
- 1:30:05like, if you think he's like, this is a rudder with the homies,
- 1:30:08bro. But like when you're with your partner, bro, like you're
- 1:30:10the most comfortable ever brom saying otherwise, that's not your partner, bro,
- 1:30:14if you're not comfortable that because if you're not that comfortable around your partner,
- 1:30:16bro, you probably shouldn't be with that person because I don't care how because
- 1:30:20with your partner, this is one the guy who would has never had a
- 1:30:25relationship past two months. I'm trying to think of what's something weird I done
- 1:30:29recently? I mean I do a lot of weird shit, but yeah,
- 1:30:31I don't know. Yeah saying I want to snif a dick is definitely not
- 1:30:35fucking two left field for what goes on in my house. I feel like
- 1:30:39rock. People have seen rock naked before actually yeah yeah, like when that's
- 1:30:44an ultimate level comfort. Bro, you tell your homie to chill me needs
- 1:30:46don't agree that that one needs to chill on the ig? What there?
- 1:30:50Xavier got heart? Apparently, man, he's in shape. Now I've blocked
- 1:30:57Himie, I don't need that ship, nah dog? He well, okay,
- 1:31:04so he's got an American flag speedo. So for fourth of July he
- 1:31:10took a bunch of pictures in that ship at the car washed. Yeah.
- 1:31:12What's really funny, man, is like when I first started working for this
- 1:31:15fool, Xavier's looking for it. According to him, I can't find him
- 1:31:17because I blocked him. He can't even find him. That's too far him.
- 1:31:24I don't know, Nah, I don't know far he now. He's
- 1:31:27not coming on the show back for sure. And this is to beat you
- 1:31:30up next thing. Yeah, and he's in shape, he can beat you
- 1:31:31up. He's hot, he could beat you up next thing. You know,
- 1:31:34he's gonna come in. I mean, what I was getting at is
- 1:31:39what's really funny is when I first like he reached out to me to do
- 1:31:42a show with him. He was like, here's the fucking set list.
- 1:31:45Here's a couple of music videos. And one of the music videos is called
- 1:31:48Hardest Fuck, which is an incredible song about taking a fucking boner pill and
- 1:31:54then having to go to the hospital. Um it's great anyways, boner pills
- 1:31:58raise your heart RATEO. Yeah, well it's not what you think. He
- 1:32:00goes to the hospital for somebody else to meet, like the girl that he's
- 1:32:03trying to smash family because his fucking her grandma got in an accident. So
- 1:32:10anyways, so we do the show and he was telling me, he was
- 1:32:12like, oh, yeah, by the way, for this song, I
- 1:32:15like rip my shit off stripper style and do the rest of the song and
- 1:32:18his speedo. And I remember being like kind of in my head, like
- 1:32:24I was like, that's not usually a line I would cross, um,
- 1:32:27But you know what, I'm also not here to stifle creativity. You're paying
- 1:32:30me to be here. Let's fucking party. I guess that ship was such
- 1:32:34a hit. I ain't gonna say I like looking at his fucking ass jiggling
- 1:32:38in front of me while I'm doing my beats and ship, but like it
- 1:32:41does get the audience. It was horrible. Yeah, the view was awful,
- 1:32:46Like I just want to watch the video to look at your faith.
- 1:32:49Luckily I can just look at my fucking beats, but you know, there's
- 1:32:53a couple of times I look up, I'm like, god, damn it.
- 1:32:58But nah, that ship is very entertaining, and you know, he
- 1:33:00with that kind of helped open my eyes, not necessarily to just do anything
- 1:33:05for entertainment, but like, you can't take yourself serious. Everybody texts that
- 1:33:10picture to exa fucking hey, Yeah, texts Zippo fucking Speedo picks too.
- 1:33:15Tommy knows his number, my memory already. He's like, no, no,
- 1:33:18no, I already us your number. He's always been a while since
- 1:33:20they got your No, they have it at the store. That's fine,
- 1:33:24it's customers stay. My computer's debt, so thank god. So I don't
- 1:33:30give a fuck. Not gonna be able to see it. For dick,
- 1:33:31he broke it, laptop. I got a couple for a different Yeah,
- 1:33:38if you ever get pulled over and they looked through your backpack, they'll swear
- 1:33:40you'll be stealing computers. That's fine. It's because he has like mac books.
- 1:33:44Funny thing is like the passport to all them. I know, but
- 1:33:45I'm just saying like they would be like this guy has a shitty fucking Honda.
- 1:33:49He's just missing a mirror. He for sure, he for sure it's
- 1:33:53stealing fu. Oh yeah, I kill you all the laptops. It's worth
- 1:33:57way more than my car. I'll be like, yo, I secure the
- 1:33:59fucking backpack. I probably even mocked the car that has a seat belt.
- 1:34:01The car is the distraction. Yeah, the car is distraction. Yeah,
- 1:34:06man, what are you got going on next to you? Had any event
- 1:34:10or you live out here right still. I'll live the Long Beach right now.
- 1:34:15But my next event is tomorrow at the PhDa Club. PhDa Club.
- 1:34:18What's that I supposed I'm talking to my buddy about. I'm about to figure
- 1:34:21out for shure if I'm locked in today. But what is that? Like?
- 1:34:25It's a day club and such a party. Yeah, okay, okay,
- 1:34:30oh shit, that's gonna be a fucking party, especially with the snakes.
- 1:34:33Yeah. Yeah, it's it's it's it's it's a nice venue. I
- 1:34:36know they have. Last time I was there, they had ogg there,
- 1:34:40they had the baby there a couple of days ago. It's a bigger venue.
- 1:34:43It's you know what I mean, a little more upscale. You can't
- 1:34:45just dress out if you want to dress and get up in there, you
- 1:34:46know what I mean? So right right, dress code. I worked twice
- 1:34:49already. To my buddy, um, I worked twice already. He called
- 1:34:54me so, he said, I was supposed to be working at tomorrow.
- 1:34:56So I'm still playing it on, going like a brunch event or what.
- 1:35:00No, No, it's like I mean it's like from like four to ten
- 1:35:02or something like that. Okay, Okay, little afternoon to evening. Yeah
- 1:35:05yeah, yeah, exactly exactly, so the place gets turned to its pretty
- 1:35:10good. Man. Day parties are back, bro, that used to be
- 1:35:13the thing before COVID. I love day parties, man, I'm a yeah,
- 1:35:16it's perfect for like if you're like over thirty five, it's like this,
- 1:35:20Hey, let's use the only energy we got perfect, perfect man,
- 1:35:26Because you have to be home by ten. I've been up. Unless you
- 1:35:31go to the afties. There's not the after hours and after a day party
- 1:35:36is gonna be at eight o'clock before you can make it. Yeah, bro,
- 1:35:40like there's gonna be like like it's gonna last o ten. Enjoy yourself.
- 1:35:46That ship is too much man. But hey, man, um,
- 1:35:49I appreciate you coming by today, man, like for real, man like,
- 1:35:51but like Primal what is it? Uh? Primal Creatures is the Instagram?
- 1:35:56Everybody make sure you guys follow him? Uh makes that honestly? Man?
- 1:36:00If you take if you take anything out of this show today, is
- 1:36:02that maybe you could consider what is it getting? Getting one of these pets
- 1:36:08are going to the other Iowa's your local pet store, you know what I
- 1:36:12mean? Made you get the Bearer Dragon, it was they're they're easy to
- 1:36:15take care of. And I really just kind of I kind of, I
- 1:36:20kind of. I used to have a turtle before when I was a kid,
- 1:36:23like one of those rest sides, and had that for like fifteen years,
- 1:36:26I think, and he just died. He was just old. You
- 1:36:28know, they're hardy, they're hardy. They're hardy animals man be greater.
- 1:36:30Dragons are really good first time lizards, you know what I mean, easy
- 1:36:32to take care of. The eat vegetables and fucking worms, worms and you
- 1:36:38know, crickets and shit, so they do both, you know what I
- 1:36:40mean. They're really easy to take care of, so it's common to have
- 1:36:42them. The turtle hard to take care of. No, No, they're
- 1:36:45pretty hardy as well. It's just more the water thing, as long as
- 1:36:47you go bouncing out the waters. Those are little tortoises. Yeah, tortoises,
- 1:36:54yea, tortoises are different. They're they're really good. Those are easy
- 1:36:57to take care of, got me, and yeah, they're pretty Those are
- 1:36:59even easier than turtles because they're on land, you know what I mean.
- 1:37:00We had one of my like roamed around and we kept it, but it
- 1:37:03disappeared. I don't know, but they would live forever. They will disappear
- 1:37:06too, disappear. We couldn't find it because they bury themselves and they just
- 1:37:11be chilling. It's crazy. I'm like, that's crazy. How turtle could
- 1:37:13just be like whop, I'm in the dirt for like months? Yeah?
- 1:37:15Yeah, the hybern age. What a life like? I'm in the dirt
- 1:37:18for months and if you find one like you just I'm like, God,
- 1:37:21what did you just wake that motherfucker up? I'd be tight. No,
- 1:37:24you don't wake them up. Lim sleep. He's not gonna act like a
- 1:37:29bear. Like if you wake up a bear from grab re nation, that
- 1:37:30mother's gonna be mad. Turtles get mad, yeah, yeah, get pissed
- 1:37:33off. As there's scary as turtles out there for sure. You called searching
- 1:37:39for snakes? Oh herpin, have you ever done that out of America?
- 1:37:44No? I have not that right, I'm guessing, like I want to
- 1:37:46go. I want to go Australia next year. With Australia that's the mecca
- 1:37:49of like crazy animals. Yo, I had an Australia like super benimous where
- 1:37:55like they do have out handle them all. I mean I take some of
- 1:37:59that, take some people with me. And you know, figure it out
- 1:38:00out from out there. But I do want to you want to go out
- 1:38:03there. I know. I know a few people were out there and ship.
- 1:38:05So that's sick man. I hope you do make that happen. You
- 1:38:09documented. I was hanging with an Australian guy over the weekend at that wedding
- 1:38:13and I was like, I was like, Yo, you guys got like
- 1:38:15crazy ass bugs out there, don't you. He goes, yeah, about
- 1:38:18the same as you Americans in your guns. I was like, whoa,
- 1:38:20hey, I like that. I can tell me he was. I told
- 1:38:25me. He was like I could tell he got like a little like put
- 1:38:27off, like motherfucking stereotypes. And I was like, well, I told
- 1:38:30him. I was like, I did that past control for five years.
- 1:38:31I don't like bugs, but I'm interested. I God damn it. I
- 1:38:34know you come from fucking Sydney and it's a city. You're not in the
- 1:38:39bush, but like, motherfucker, y'all got scary creatures. He got scary
- 1:38:43guns. He said that nicely, because like he took that like you asked
- 1:38:45him. He was like, Yo, you have a kangaroo. Yeah,
- 1:38:47that's what I was saying. That's why I was like, man, you
- 1:38:49need to settle down. Like he could have said it way crazier, could
- 1:38:53have been like, hey mate, It could have been like a snake has
- 1:38:55never killed as many his as one of those guns has. Yeah, but
- 1:38:59then it would have sounded like, way, we didn't mention anything in snakes,
- 1:39:01That's what I'm saying. I was exclusively talking about like Davier like I
- 1:39:08feel, I feel like that's so if I'm if I'm not offended, that's
- 1:39:12what I would have said. I'm like, you know, it would be
- 1:39:13very entertaining many I would have been in these snakes and killing many as many
- 1:39:15guns as many kids as those guns are. Watching Exavier do word problems like
- 1:39:21that ship would be probably like the funniest fucking shit because he probably wouldn't even
- 1:39:25turn. He wouldn't. He would just like, you know, it's a
- 1:39:28math word problem, and his motherfucker's gonna write a paragraph. Can we play
- 1:39:30scrabb like like just some random ship? Can we play scrabble? Next episodes
- 1:39:34play scrabble and look, we can. We can do these challenges. It
- 1:39:38would probably be hilarious to do. Let's do words with friends. I'm good
- 1:39:41at word with friends. Let's do it. Let's let's do some games.
- 1:39:43How you're doing spelling bad words? I know you. No, you gotta
- 1:39:45put restrictions on it. Back, no bad words and we can't use Spanish.
- 1:39:48Fuck you do? You're not cheating. I'm more than five letters?
- 1:39:51Yeah, exam using. Uh can he use words out of doctor sus books?
- 1:40:00Um? Yeah, he could use those for double letter, triple letter
- 1:40:06and triple word. Dog, I know what I'm talking. I go for
- 1:40:09hard hitters. See you got that sentence out great? Right? Yeah?
- 1:40:15But yeah, man, we want to thank you once again for coming on.
- 1:40:17Man. Um, where where can they follow you? Bro? I'm
- 1:40:21just on Instagram right now. The primal creatures would underscore at the end.
- 1:40:25Um. That's why I'm all right now for right now. Primal creatures.
- 1:40:29Everybody, let's give it up. Are you on creds? No? No,
- 1:40:33no, I'm looking this. What that is? I see everybody doing
- 1:40:36that now. I'm looking into what that is. But we got into it
- 1:40:40either. I don't want to follow none of us, but we got into
- 1:40:42it. What do you mean? I made recently, but I haven't really
- 1:40:45posted much on there yet, so I haven't you know what I mean?
- 1:40:48I just I kind of usually start I kind of I kind of enjoyed threads
- 1:40:53because I like, I get to put my thoughts. It's Twitter. I've
- 1:40:55been definitely. I like how you guys are all crazy about thread when it
- 1:40:59because Twitter Twitter was We're too late that we'll start with this real freedom of
- 1:41:02speech. I guarantee treading about you right now, freedom of speech writing about
- 1:41:08this bullshit right now. Tell him. I've told you. I don't have
- 1:41:11no freedom of speech. It's basically Twitter than Twitter. It's Twitter about with
- 1:41:15meta guidelines, yeah, exactly, with no freedom of speech. Honestly,
- 1:41:17the benefit to it is that it's easier to translate your following on Instagram immediately
- 1:41:24into threads. Sounds like someone that can't get a new following. I threaded
- 1:41:28about you. Sounds like somebody that's at least trying to look at this.
- 1:41:30Everybody that follows meet h. Yeah, I got thread but it just I
- 1:41:34just have it because I want to sleep on it. But I'm post post.
- 1:41:39He doesn't want to. He doesn't want to show it out to He
- 1:41:40has ten thousand followers on people, that's what it is. He. I
- 1:41:44know him Twitter too, I had a Twitter. I plus I everybody thread
- 1:41:48about Exavier Brod. Did you see Twitter actually marks the spot? Did you
- 1:41:51see my thing where I had more followers than uh for like five minutes than
- 1:41:55Jake from State Farm for like five minutes. Yeah, yeah, for five
- 1:41:59minutes. Last long Man. One of the best part is he reposted you
- 1:42:01and told you shut the fuck up. That was the best part because I
- 1:42:08didn't okay, okay, rock for five minute. Benny Heath and look,
- 1:42:11you gotta become friends with Flow for progressive Oh my god, then we gotta
- 1:42:15have him fight No looks that she could throw down a bit. I really
- 1:42:21heard she's a fucking bitch, That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I really
- 1:42:24heard, like on like on her acting career, she's like a real thing
- 1:42:27because she thinks she's like the hot shit. Well, Kevin's nice, he
- 1:42:30does. Look, guys, I've heard him all right, Uh, Rock
- 1:42:32shout out. You're not doing a closeout, no clouds out, Jesus Christ,
- 1:42:36I'm tired. No clothes out today. Um, but we're doing the
- 1:42:40beat set next week at the pop up. That's gonna be a lot of
- 1:42:44fun. Gonna have a new set for y'all. Um to Unami Wave coming
- 1:42:47out real soon. Got some preview merch today if you can kind of see
- 1:42:51what's going on here. So we're gonna have shirts like this from Tommy.
- 1:42:55We're looking at the hats. We got pins from Hancholo coming out. Yeah,
- 1:43:00it's gonna be gonna sell someone at the event. Uh uh if yeah,
- 1:43:04I was about I want to. I want to try to at least
- 1:43:06have some shirts and some hats large large, got you um. And then
- 1:43:11I want to bring some beautiful men's club merchant to move as well, so
- 1:43:14I'll have a couple of things for sale. I'm done. I'm definitely gonna
- 1:43:16show up and I yeah, yeah, yeah come kicking animals and uh yeah,
- 1:43:19I'm gonna one tho shirts because I grew up with you, not me,
- 1:43:23man. I watch I watch anime, so you go. Okay,
- 1:43:25So I wonder if she Rock is busy next week? Tod Can you see?
- 1:43:28Can you tell what the mash up here is? It's gundom and uh
- 1:43:33one, it's a it's a Japanese mask. I just I can't figure out
- 1:43:38what Samurai jackets A coup all cool, that's what it is. I got.
- 1:43:42I got a rolling tray of Samurai jack and uh fucking a coup on
- 1:43:45two different ones, and when they're both getting high balling and ship what yeah?
- 1:43:49Yeah, yeah, the dope said Samurai. What Samurai saying why did
- 1:43:58he not like that design? Why did he not like that designs? I
- 1:44:00made it? I don't know. I don't think I didn't understand what he
- 1:44:03got it. I thought he I made it. I literally designed this.
- 1:44:06Don't get BacT and I can show you the clip after the show. Uh.
- 1:44:11Sean Shemmel, the guy who plays Gok who did a plug for this
- 1:44:15album, but Big Sean then reached out to him and worked out some exclusive
- 1:44:19deal with him, So now I can't use it, but I've still I've
- 1:44:21still got it in my email. A lot of people are like, man,
- 1:44:27fuck him. I'm like, no, man, that's it's bigger than
- 1:44:29me and it's bigger than him. But at the same time, it's one
- 1:44:30of those it's like you always get the like has been like could have been
- 1:44:34stories. Yeah yeah, but you don't get the evidence. I got the
- 1:44:38evidence. You got the evidence. Yeah? Yeah, that's um, what
- 1:44:42is it? Exavier shout outs hit that light bun subscribe, thank you for
- 1:44:45coming on, my boy. That shit was great. Bringing your pets on.
- 1:44:47That was amazing. Uh, we got some dope guests this Thursday.
- 1:44:51I'm not gonna say yet because he hasn't confirmed, but somebody dobe Brady's on
- 1:44:55if he says yeah, yeah, yeah, so say hold on, way,
- 1:44:59hold on. It might not be this Thursday because remember oh no,
- 1:45:01no, no, wait this Thursday. Yeah, I leave on the eighteenth,
- 1:45:02my bad, right yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, this Thursday will
- 1:45:05be great. Hit the Live Bun subscribe July fifteenth. I'll be there.
- 1:45:09I don't know if we're getting the dunk tank, but I'm down for I'm
- 1:45:13gone. I'm supposed to be talking to these people today because I left them
- 1:45:15a message, so they said they're gonna call me. So they if they
- 1:45:17charged for like if we could get the dunk tank for like I don't know,
- 1:45:20like an hour or two. Yeah, I think it would be cool
- 1:45:23for we could have that at the at the pop up because it's gonna be
- 1:45:26hot. So because I'm dude, he talked so much fucking shit that I
- 1:45:30bet people will be paying just to dunk him. Like I mean, they
- 1:45:33walked on in that building. Yeah, every girl's gonna be like bitch in
- 1:45:36that building. Like I hate, I want twenty dollars. You're a fat
- 1:45:41bitchy five my child to pay. This is why he was yeah, yeah,
- 1:45:49yeah, it's five bucks for three balls. You better fucking have good
- 1:45:53aim dogs. Anyways, hit that like button. Saturday, July twenty second.
- 1:45:57I won't be in with George Press edwin song Juan, go to George
- 1:46:00Press dot com for that. And then I got another show August twelve with
- 1:46:04Sam Tripley and Eddie Bravo in Connecticut. Pull up to Connecticut, me,
- 1:46:09Sam Tripleli. I will be selling merge. That's why zon's laughing. I'll
- 1:46:12be bucking hotels, getting the rubers. I laughed because I laughed because rab
- 1:46:16Ramo said, I'm just gonna run and push the bok. Fuck you,
- 1:46:20Robin. And then uh yeah, July fifteen dollars, it's gonna be fun.
- 1:46:24You guys can fucking throw me in the drunk to and the dunk tank
- 1:46:28to. Were you in the drunk Yeah? But hey no no, but
- 1:46:30he's here. Here's the rule we all saw mate, though, you have
- 1:46:32to take a dab before you throw the balls to hit us. All this
- 1:46:35is we don't flock down. I'm down they're sober. All you take a
- 1:46:40damn, I call you a fast So we don't smoke the same hit the
- 1:46:43target. We don't dunk this. Yeah, we don't dunk the same.
- 1:46:45But yeah, once again, thank everybody for tuning in. Get your tickets
- 1:46:48for seven fifteen. It's free. All you gotta do is register. Uh
- 1:46:53you know, I mean shit, it's your email. That's all you gotta
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- 1:46:58can. There's a five dollar entrance where you can just go ahead and get
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- 1:47:25high and hungry. Dott evanpri dot com My Boy's gonna pull up, you
- 1:47:29said, you know, you enjoy some money skools and maybe you pull up
- 1:47:30with one of the babies. Yeah, so it's gonna be dope, and
- 1:47:32uh yeah, make sure I'll see you guys there and enjoy this upcoming week
- 1:47:36because it's crunchtime, all right, So we'll see you guys.