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Episode 49: Bear Witness · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

• 0:10
  Speaker 1: It's beginning of a lot like Christmas. Tom, from what
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  Speaker 1: angles it looking like Christmas. Dawn was breaking this morning
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  Speaker 1: when I was out for the first time, and I
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  Speaker 1: put joy in my heart that nothing in December will
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  Speaker 1: ever do.
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, Tom, it's it's coming along. Do you
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  Speaker 2: know what?
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  Speaker 1: You know? What we have?
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  Speaker 2: Actually? Welcome along to the Tom and Jerry show. By
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  Speaker 2: the way, I'm Jerry Pride. That's Tom o'vanni. I say facetiously,
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  Speaker 2: it's looking like Christmas. No year. Indeed, it's looking like
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  Speaker 2: spring has sprung and summer is here, Tom. But you
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  Speaker 2: know what a thing that comes along with the summer.
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  Speaker 2: And you notice that if you drive a car the
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  Speaker 2: saharans sand, Tom, do you get the horn sand down
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  Speaker 2: your way?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, but geez yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: mean we're closer to the star than you are, so
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. But there's shity dust
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  Speaker 1: all over the place like it's now. I do live
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  Speaker 1: in this getting closer to not being a construction site,
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  Speaker 1: so I can't. I can't really. I send the scand
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  Speaker 1: to me it's a minuteture course. Sand for plaster or
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  Speaker 1: smooth sand for martyr. That's where I'm at now at
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  Speaker 1: a minute.
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  Speaker 2: That that tickled me out of the gap there, Tom,
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  Speaker 2: you do indeed live closer to the Sahara than idea.
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  Speaker 2: I can't deny that it might only be thirty or
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  Speaker 2: forty miles, but yes, you have me there. People might
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  Speaker 2: be asking what the hell are we talking about? If
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  Speaker 2: you go out of your car in the morning around
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  Speaker 2: about this time of year and you find that it's
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  Speaker 2: coated in a thin layer of dust that is sand
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  Speaker 2: from the Sahara desert that gets kind of picked up
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  Speaker 2: like a sandy sharknado and dumped over the British Isles.
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  Speaker 1: Now, I'm going to put a disclaimer around these people.
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  Speaker 1: McBride having a hope, I'm telling you the truth. There.
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  Speaker 1: You know what he's talking about. Sound that that's so
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  Speaker 1: dirted down the road or someone blown into that fucking pool. Big,
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  Speaker 1: it's not.
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  Speaker 2: It's not. Okay, I will admit I ran your I
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  Speaker 2: ran your house. It might be sand from construction or
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  Speaker 2: sawdust from a tree you are currently chopping down, but no,
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  Speaker 2: it's a horror and sand because it's sticky, it sticks
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  Speaker 2: to the car. We're erely in the show. We're early
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  Speaker 2: in the show for having a rout on but no
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  Speaker 2: google it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I almost had a road this week. I had
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  Speaker 1: tried to get to the bottom of what was stealing
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  Speaker 1: all the hens food out of the container at the
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  Speaker 1: mother's the back of the mother's house. I said, this
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  Speaker 1: is this has been going on months, Jerry. Now, I
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  Speaker 1: think it was different vagrants of different sorts, from one
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  Speaker 1: a straight l dog to a badger and whatnot. But
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  Speaker 1: something got into this. I suppose you'd call it a
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  Speaker 1: kind of a plastic joe box where she had locked
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  Speaker 1: and whatnot. But it got in and shredded over As
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  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, what kind of rats have you got around here?
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  Speaker 1: This is you shouldn't have any rats. So she used
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  Speaker 1: to claimed it was something different than a rat, maybe
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  Speaker 1: a mink or something was getting in there.
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  Speaker 2: We set up a stole.
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  Speaker 1: Well, well it was it was. You don't see many
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  Speaker 1: of these, lads. I'm gonna send you the video. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna send you the video right now, and you
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  Speaker 1: can have a look at this scampy little back, I say,
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  Speaker 1: scampy little bastard. He's got a thickness to him. He's
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  Speaker 1: a pine.
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  Speaker 2: Martin jer a pine mart stole. No, I said stole, Tom, No, sorry,
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  Speaker 2: you make stoles from mink. I was thinking of stoats there, stoats. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 2: I took it as I took it as stoats. You
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  Speaker 2: have you've gotten that video?
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  Speaker 1: I have?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Hang on a second, yeah, just just for the lyric,
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  Speaker 2: amuse themselves there?
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  Speaker 1: Do you just describe as a cheeky, cheeky Tom? Tom?
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  Speaker 2: What this is?
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  Speaker 1: Now? This is not we're thinking of a shlinky little thing.
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  Speaker 2: Weren't you a slinky little thing like a little sort
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  Speaker 2: of marmot or some such.
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  Speaker 1: You know, this is a he could fuck you up. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't go.
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  Speaker 2: Near him, Tom. That's yeah, that is I believe what
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  Speaker 2: our American friends would call a varmint.
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  Speaker 1: He might good eating. Well he does, because he's full
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  Speaker 1: of cat food and and and hen food now at
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  Speaker 1: the minute, so we got to the bottom of it.
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  Speaker 2: Let me already, is Tom, I'll tell you what he is, right,
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell the listeners what he is. He's big enough
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  Speaker 2: to set off the ring camera. Yeah, there you go, Rugs,
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  Speaker 2: don't do that.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no. He bought the thickness of
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  Speaker 1: a good tick cat. And you guarantee he'd beat a
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  Speaker 1: cat like he's got to be related to a honeybadger.
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  Speaker 1: Someway doesn't need a little jump up.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, he's, yeah, he's I wouldn't call him a
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  Speaker 2: honey badger, Tom, I'd say maybe he's like a syrup badger.
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  Speaker 1: If maple syrup badger.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a maple syrup badger.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, golden syrup, golden syrup.
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  Speaker 2: Well, come here, Tom, that is that's something else, all right.
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  Speaker 2: But I could sit here talking so hard and stoats
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  Speaker 2: to you all evening. Remains to be seen how much
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  Speaker 2: listenership we'd rum up from it, but I guarantee it'll
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  Speaker 2: be a couple of people laughing their harsh off threat.
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  Speaker 2: But what we'll do instead is we'll move on with
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  Speaker 2: the show where there is some comedy meat, not least
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  Speaker 2: in our first segment where he tackled the big news
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  Speaker 2: in the big Brew. Hasn't the Shenanigans of the week.
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  Speaker 2: But yes, indeed, Tom, the weekly what have you?
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  Speaker 1: This is a very complicated case, Mad.
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  Speaker 2: You know a lot of ian's, a lot of outs,
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  Speaker 2: a lot of what have you, and uh, a lot
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  Speaker 2: of strands to keep in my head.
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  Speaker 1: Man the Weekly What have You?
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  Speaker 2: And Tom, I kind of I kind of promised hilarity
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  Speaker 2: coming into this and uh for the Weekly What have You?
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  Speaker 2: That it is I might have actually probably would have
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  Speaker 2: stud us better if I given a different intro to her.
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  Speaker 1: No, it is what it is. You can you can
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  Speaker 1: take from it what you will, but it is the
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  Speaker 1: Weekly One have You And if you find it hilarious,
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  Speaker 1: then that's your own business. But in a way it's
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  Speaker 1: there is a sadness but also a happiness in the
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  Speaker 1: life that this man lead. We are, of course talking
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  Speaker 1: about the one and only Edmund Patrick Jordan, otherwise known
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  Speaker 1: as Eddie Jordan on fame. He would would you believe
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  Speaker 1: that he was an ob? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Well, Tom, do you know what I'm going to tell you.
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  Speaker 2: Eddie Jordan passed away in the week come by, And
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  Speaker 2: he was a big figure and I didn't know much
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  Speaker 2: about him. I certainly didn't know he was an obe.
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  Speaker 2: But for a figure from Formula one race and for
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  Speaker 2: me to know anything about him at all, he must
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  Speaker 2: have been a hell of.
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  Speaker 1: A dude, unbelieved, but he was the deal maker and
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  Speaker 1: deal breaker like this guy could do like he just
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  Speaker 1: had a neck made a steal that I don't think
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  Speaker 1: the Brits were ready for from any point of view.
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  Speaker 1: Like the guy could turn money out of anything. He
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  Speaker 1: initially his first job, believe it or not. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: this guy's a self made bloke, ortterly self made. Which
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  Speaker 1: here's the thing you'll say. You know, you look at
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  Speaker 1: F one and you go wow, all these fellows just
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  Speaker 1: seem to pop up at eighteen to nineteen years of age. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because they're so wealthy. Their famis are so wealthy. The
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  Speaker 1: best best drivers don't always make it into Formula one,
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  Speaker 1: they just don't. They don't make it up the ranks
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  Speaker 1: at all, because there's only so many cars can get
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  Speaker 1: on that track. Yes, and a lot of time it's
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  Speaker 1: super wealthy blokes who get in there as a result,
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  Speaker 1: and racing is notoriously an absolute bleeder of all money
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  Speaker 1: until you get into the huge you know, the the
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  Speaker 1: upper echelons, the rarefied air that is fhone. So Eddie,
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  Speaker 1: he started out life selling salmon out of the back
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  Speaker 1: of event. Would you believe I made a fortune doing it?
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  Speaker 2: He was, well, you know what I'm going to tell you, Tom,
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  Speaker 2: salmon not cheap, not cheap?
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  Speaker 1: So you see he was cute enough. He went he
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  Speaker 1: wasn't selling trout or a bit of pike or like that.
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  Speaker 1: He went straight to salmon. But from he didn't didn't
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  Speaker 1: come from a racing family or like that. He took
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  Speaker 1: it up after a summer in when he was working
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  Speaker 1: for the bank. He was a clerk for the Bank
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  Speaker 1: Bank of Ireland and he took it up. This is
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  Speaker 1: I just love it. Like the thinking amounted things that
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  Speaker 1: you gave a go in like your summer holidays or
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  Speaker 1: toddling a way to do a thing, or you just
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  Speaker 1: gave it a go on the holidays. And he actually
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  Speaker 1: gave carting goal while he was in England. Just give
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  Speaker 1: it a go, I went just CHRISTI I'm not bad
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  Speaker 1: at this, went home, bought a cart and that year
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  Speaker 1: won the Irish Championship.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, we've all done go karpen on a on
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  Speaker 2: a on a stag doo Tom, We've all considered ourselves
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  Speaker 2: fairly tasty at of time.
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  Speaker 1: Certain Oh the lines, the lines, tat I gotta tell you, I.
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  Speaker 2: Dare say, Tom. There's very few of us that would
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  Speaker 2: have turned around and said there's a career in this.
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  Speaker 1: But see, this is the difference of this guy just
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  Speaker 1: whatever was where he was, he was, his engine was
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  Speaker 1: set up. He was just completely different. Nothing was at
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  Speaker 1: the neck to go total create a team in amongst
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  Speaker 1: all these other teams like Ferrari, you know, I mean Williams,
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  Speaker 1: these teemed long long standing names like and he went.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't come in and try and you'll run somebody
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  Speaker 1: else's team or whatever he bought. He created his own
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  Speaker 1: team and named it after himself, like McBride raising. Can
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  Speaker 1: you imagine that on the side of a racetrack, on
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  Speaker 1: the side of a car and you've got Max Verstappen
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  Speaker 1: or somebody right racing for you.
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  Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you, Tom, this is where I
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  Speaker 2: starting them because if I if I'm right in the
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  Speaker 2: timeline of this, this is mid nineties, isn't it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. By the time he got that
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  Speaker 1: role and he was mid nineties. Now he came up
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  Speaker 1: through he did hear he earned his stripes with teams
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: and others because he broke his leg badly. Raising himself.
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  Speaker 1: He was very good at it, but he broke the
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  Speaker 1: leg badly and that was kind of the end of it.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently now you can come back to me. But out
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  Speaker 1: by all accounts, And I didn't know this until I
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: did a bit of reading up for him. He got
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  Speaker 1: such a dose breaking the leg that he lost all
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  Speaker 1: his hair in hospital, and his mother he apparently so
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  Speaker 1: he lost all his hair, and his mother bought him
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  Speaker 1: a week and by all accounts he wore a very
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  Speaker 1: good wig for the entirety of his life. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know this whatsoever. I just thought, all right, he's got
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: he's got a haircut. But then with good money.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to speak of the dead town. But
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  Speaker 2: now that I look at it, yeah, that's a syrup
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  Speaker 2: of things.
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  Speaker 1: You're seeing it, Yeah, yeah, yeah, true, true, yeah. But
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  Speaker 1: there's a couple towards the towards the end, they were
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  Speaker 1: very good. They were I suppose it's like it's like
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  Speaker 1: the line that I think the Kardashians have used. You know,
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  Speaker 1: you're not poor, honey, You're just not or you're you're
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  Speaker 1: not you're not you're not ugly, you're just do you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean? If you've enough money you can
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  Speaker 1: be gorgeous like and if you've enough money you can
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  Speaker 1: have a great wig.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I got to tell you, Tom, not for nothing
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  Speaker 2: there as well. The more I'm learning today. I didn't
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  Speaker 2: know that you could break your leg and lose your
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  Speaker 2: hair from it. But the human body is a wonderful thing.
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  Speaker 1: Who knows? Who knows what happened here? I mean, maybe
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  Speaker 1: it hit him so hard that all the follockles fell
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  Speaker 1: out of his head. I don't know. I can't be
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  Speaker 1: one hundred percent sure, but yeah, he came up through
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  Speaker 1: the ranks like the likes of Formary two thousand, forty
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  Speaker 1: two thousand, Formula three up to Formly two, and he
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: like he won everything with his teams. But these are
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: kind of like purely based off actual high quality, can
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  Speaker 1: you raising and biscual ugery, maybe a better ruminating raisin
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  Speaker 1: and all that, you know, that kind of stuff. It's
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  Speaker 1: a bit more wild.
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  Speaker 2: Was the mid nineties this was yeah, yeah, drive themselves back.
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  Speaker 1: Then exactly like you know, he like so it was
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't what F one was when when you got
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  Speaker 1: to F one, only money will get you where you
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  Speaker 1: need to get at that stage. And essentially like he was,
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  Speaker 1: he got into he got himself into F one. Now
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  Speaker 1: he gave serious like he gave Brundle, he gave Damon Hill,
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  Speaker 1: he gave them more. He gave them their start, but notably,
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  Speaker 1: and I didn't think it was really his start. He
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  Speaker 1: actually this will tell you how good it is. He
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  Speaker 1: had a race of raising for him. I can't remember
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: his name show he was a French fellow. What more
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  Speaker 1: the ship really but he he lost him, right, he
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: lost him mid season to getting arrested for spring using
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: cskas on the taxi driver one night.
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  Speaker 2: Arrested.
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  Speaker 1: But this will tell you. Sometimes, as the fella says,
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  Speaker 1: if you put your hand in out you know them fellows,
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: you put your they put their hand in the book
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  Speaker 1: of the shot, and that comes up with a rolex
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  Speaker 1: on it. That situation happened to him, and out of
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  Speaker 1: nowhere Mercedas said, here you wouldn't give our up and
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  Speaker 1: comer ago, would you? And look to take him on.
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  Speaker 1: We'll give you one hundred and fifty thousand pounds to
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  Speaker 1: take him on. Just give him a run, please, he
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  Speaker 1: might go on. So it was no los a German
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  Speaker 1: Michael Schumacher, that's right. So we got and of course
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  Speaker 1: this guy's just tearing it up. I mean, bits were
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: falling off the car and whatnot. You know what I mean.
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: The car it was like it only did as well
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  Speaker 1: as it could do with the amount of money they
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  Speaker 1: had behind him and throughout the years, like he you know,
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: he had a he had considerable wins. He yet you know,
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: he'd he had you know when he went to Benson,
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: when he brought on Benson and Hedges and DHL and
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: stuff like that, he was They went well for about
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  Speaker 1: two three seasons. Really, but this will tell you how
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  Speaker 1: good the guy is. It was completely tanking. The team
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: was fucking tanking. When he still managed to put it
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: up for sale, he knew it was on the way
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  Speaker 1: out and he sold over sixty million pounds. This is
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: a team that was absolutely dying off, couldn't catch a break,
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  Speaker 1: and he still managed to sell it for ninety or
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  Speaker 1: sixty million pounds.
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  Speaker 2: A couple of things here, Tom, Yeah, this was, this was,
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  Speaker 2: This was and again mid nineties. I was dabbling in
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  Speaker 2: a couple of things. But all the rest of us
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: were out there doing ecstasy and all this kind of
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: crack and experimenting with drugs and sex and Christ knows what.
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  Speaker 2: I was just like, maybe I like Formula one for
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: six months, I don't like it. Maybe I like Australian
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: football for six months. All this kind of cracks So
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: I went through a period around about this time where
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: I did watch a bit of Formula One and I
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: would it would be around about the time that what
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: was what was the Irish driver that was driving from
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: Irvine at the air Vine? Yeah? At the air Vine. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: So that's that's all that time. And I know the
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: Jordan team didn't do all that terrible well around there,
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: but the cars always looked amazing, and they really looked
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  Speaker 2: sort of cool, and they had that sort of like
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: a snake painted on him, that that kind of crack.
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  Speaker 2: But I remember one part noise making scheme that had
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  Speaker 2: when they had the Jordan Racing team, and they're like,
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  Speaker 2: who can we get to show love to the Jordan
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  Speaker 2: Racing team? What about that young woman over there, that
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  Speaker 2: brand new glamor model. What's her name again? Jordan? You
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  Speaker 2: say Jordan as we know today, Katie Price, twenty years
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  Speaker 2: of age, just like you know, fresh out of school,
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  Speaker 2: lovely looking, you know, page three model, the whole lot.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to sit on this car here in
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: a mini's card, Yes, you do, And all of a
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  Speaker 2: sudden you couldn't move. It was Jordan on Jordan, mutually
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  Speaker 2: beneficial Eddie Jordan's car was everywhere. Jordan, the glamor model
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  Speaker 2: was all of a sudden pin up Uphill and down
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  Speaker 2: Dale and I was like, ah, how about that. That's
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: a that's a that's a good looking young woman. Well
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: in our future endeavors. What's that plastic surgery? No, you
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  Speaker 2: don't need any of that. Love your grand you're lovely.
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  Speaker 1: As Oh for Fox, but do you know what he
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: was like? He was a forward thinking, brazen bastard. And
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: I think it was the fact that he didn't have
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: like you know as they call it, they call him
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: public schools, but the private schools, privately educated.
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  Speaker 2: As you know, they're always really confused.
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  Speaker 1: And it's it's it's like British people switch over and
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: back between the temperature, you know, when it's hot, it's like,
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: oh you know, honestly, it's like it's eighty eight, and
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: when it's freezing then it's down. They go back to
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: Celsius again, like you confuse.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: The hell out of me as a young Even to
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: this day, Tom people will say like, oh, yeah, you
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: know this fella, he's a public school boy, and I'll
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: be like Mike kend of Gay.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: Yes, loves I went to look it up one time,
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: I think for maybe our podcast. I went to look
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: it up on time and there was no discirable kind
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: of definition as to what I'm sure somebody can tell us.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: But for Fox's sake, would you not change it to
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: what it is because talking to anybody, you have to
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: then do exactly what we're doing now. But but that
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: was what I think was the fact that he had
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: that on a bashful you know that, you know, I
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: suppose naivety, last lack of folks maybe wanted to shove
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: it up the Brits a small but while he was there.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: But he he didn't care, like he just didn't care
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: for anyone's to put Jordan on a car like that
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: wasn't really the frun thing. It was a gentleman sport,
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? Yeah, it was a
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: few wild boys all the way back to James Hunt
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: and stuff like that back in the day. But like
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: there was you weren't that that kind of carry on.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: But he didn't care.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Like I said, he sold it for sixty million. And
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: again like Bernie Eckleston who owns F one still to
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: this day, mad looking fella still owns F one, he
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: was mad about him because he was a used car
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: salesman himself back in the day, you know what I mean.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: So he was mad about him. So he actually set
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: up that deal if I remember correctly. With some Canadians
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: complete no, you'd say, oh, he caught your man. But
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: that car that Jordan went went through a couple of iterations,
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: like I think it was Force India at one stage,
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: but it is now Aston Martin. And they actually raced
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: at the weekend with his signat Yeah, they raced it.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: It was cool. They raced at the weekend with his
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: signature shamrock and a kind of a heart on on
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: the top of the on the top of leaf with
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: Edie Jordan under it.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: But he I, I gotta tell you how I fell
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: out of love with with Formula one pretty rapidly, probably
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: went the broad on in the Messenger or something.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: But with their giant for it, I couldn't you know.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you I in my brain Jordan
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: became Red Bull. But no, that didn't happen.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Right, No, I don't think so they did. What I mean,
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: the only combo would be is that they had a
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: hand of engine. And then Red Bull did well with
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: a Honda engine.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: Listen never got that deep in the water time, No
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: wrong here.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: I did for a while when I was in primary school.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: I remember because it was it was just cool, and
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: I thought it was and I thought the coolness went
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: out of it with you know, all of sudden people
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: weren't crashing. Let's be honest. It's like, okay, where's the
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: danger in this?
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: So but so Tom bring us up the speed after
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: Eddie Jordan sold up Jordan Race. And how do you
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: because this is the point in time where if you're me,
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: you just retire to the yacht and are never heard
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: from again.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Well you speak about yacht. He actually commissioned the largest
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: I said, what are they called? I'd love to be
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: able to tell you straight out the back. Oh they
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: were It's god. What was it called? I remember Blush
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: was the name of this. Anyway, but he was he
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: went basically he found himself in anyway a shareholder of Celtic,
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: much like as Rod Stewart, he's stuck in oil. He
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: still has a hand in motor race and probably he
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: does a lot of He was doing a lot of
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: deals for lads. You know, he'd broken deals, so probably
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: taking his fibers and cutting their property. He owns like
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: a PGA course gaming would you know, don't you believe it?
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Helping fitness. This guy was stuck on everything. He was
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: on the board, the directors that like City Bank. It
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: was just unbelievable. He was stuck in everything.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: He didn't get a lot of property down. A Sunseeker yacht,
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: that's what it is. He the largest, the largest one ever.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: It is one of its one of my preferred yachts.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: That's the one I always went for, was the seek,
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: the sun seeker. I mean, who doesn't want to seek
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: the sun when you're in your boat? But that one
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: with that boat like this will give you a notion
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: where he was at. He that boat alone was over
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: thirty million pounds. So he was into the nearly the
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: billionaire territory. Like he did not sit on his morals
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: or his laurels even as it is, he just went
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: but j're all this by the way, Yeah, well I
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: wound up brilliantly. He was nearly the antagonist of the
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: trio with David Coulthard and whoever else will be filled
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: in with Channel four. He'd be down on the pits
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: and you see you're bringing serious respect when you got
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: cool tard in him because everybody knows, you know, likes
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: it so. But he would also play in a band.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: He had a band called Wait for Eddie and the Roberts.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: He's a brilliant He was a brilliant drummer. I would
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: often have them set up a stage and played the
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: after party and he'd be on the drums.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Do you know that.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: You know the one, oh.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Camier I remember, And wasn't Martin brund the long guitar
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: or some such I think so, yeah, I think I
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: do kind of remember that.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: You know you're going to have a good party with
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: this guy around, like that was the thing. You knew
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: it was going to be a good party. One of
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: his last big deals. And it's funny if you rugby
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: people sent it on to me when it When it happened,
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: it was litally breaking news, ironically that it was anybody
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: from a particular interest sport. He was about to broke
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: a deal to buy out of what do they call it,
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: I suppose bankruptcy London Irish and his plan was London
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Irish Rugby Club, which had gone under last year or
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: the year before. His plan was to bring it back,
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: but make it a fifth provincial him out of Ireland.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: That was his idea, was like, oh yeah, to be
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: based in England, but I don't give a fuck about England.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: We'll be making it or a fifth province so that players,
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: more Irish players can play out of there. And everybody,
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? Everybody was excited because
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: this guy had do you know, not that he's going
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: to bring in topless models and stuff like that, but
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: he had the kind of pozzesz of f one to
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: add to it. So things were going to get very interesting.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: But then unfortunately, just the other evening he lost his
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: battle of cancer because he was he was fighting up
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: to the very end, and the layed great Edmund Jordan.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: He passed away at seventy six years of age. And
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: he is a genuine loss because this guy was he
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: was fucking stuck and everything, no doubts. Probably had still
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: had a bunch of employees and whatnot. So as you say,
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: said Jerry, I think we should pour one on the tarmac,
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: not the contra.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Poor mortarcizer on the tarmac, Tom for for Eddie Jordan,
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: some man for one man.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Some man for one man.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: And we didn't we didn't want to. We didn't want
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: to save Eddie Jordan for the second segment of the
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: show this week, which is traditionally when we talk about
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: notable lads. But he Eddie Jordan was so big he
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: transcended laddishness and and deserve to be the weekly what
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: have you? Because coming up in the next segment, Tom,
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: oh boy, who really do have this Lad's that guy?
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: You give it the You said this on the other evening,
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, every lad, every every everybody is
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: on everybody who, everybody who.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: Is online has seen this lad over the weekend, but
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: I dare say not many of us have looked up
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: what his name is. I looked it up there this week.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: This lad is a chap called Ashton Hall. I've never
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: heard of this man, but he went super viral over
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: the weekend with a video showing his daily morning routine.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: He's a big guy, big bodybuilder look and chap and
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: a detailed the five hours between the hours of three
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: point fifty two okay, and how he wakes himself up. Tom,
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: had you seen this? I know you're not as chronically
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: online as me, but had you see Ashton seen Ashton
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Hall doing his thing.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: No, but I'll tell you now, I get lots and
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: lots of fellows doing similar things or at least talking
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: about these things in bit part that you should be
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: doing as part of your regime. And I actually genuinely
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: because it was so on the money out what somebody
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: these ballocks is talk about. I genuinely one percent thought
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: there's a gag coming here. There's one hundred percent because
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: this for for listening essentially what it is is literally
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: he doesn't speak it up. He you literally follow him
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: through cut smash cut, smash cut, the match, cut to
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: each time segment and what he's doing from three fifty
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: two in the morning through tim call him going to
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: work with you, you know yourself.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Basically working quotation marks.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: So these fellas like you know fans like writing yeah
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Jesus crashed, like writing in his journal, you know, his
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: appreciations for the day and these things. I'm like, oh,
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: for the love of yeah, so probably drinking hydrogen water.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: And I thought there was a gag coming because it
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: was so on the money off of these cliche absolute
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: ball bags. I'm sorry, but that's a ball bag.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Like, well, but we're going to do here now, Thomas
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Real simple. Okay, mister Hall, who's a fine gentleman, and
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: you know we appears to be doing very well for
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: himself and more happy for him, starts his day at
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: three fifty two am and finishes it. But I finishes
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: the video here at nine twenty six, So this man
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: has been up for like I make it nearly six
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: hours here, okay, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, So we're going
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: to take a look at his day and we're gonna
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: kind of compare and contrast it to ar it is
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: because we're successful podcasters. This guy appears to be a
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: social media person of some sort. We've got social media presence.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: He has more commons in his numbers than we do.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: But still in all ah, yeah, and.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: We don't take our top off as much as he does.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: To be fair, I'm looking at him here in the
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: mirror of time, and I think, like, you know, we
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: have comparable amounts of muscle mass.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I will Actually there's a part of his
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: day that I'm going to suggest hasn't been shown on
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: the camera, but we'll talk about that in the minute.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: We'll see whether the gaps that he can Yeah, so come,
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: this dude opens his day at three fifty two, and
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: neither of us are getting up at four o'clock in
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: the morning. Kick, I can safely say that unless I'm
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: unless I'm going to London on a Ryanair flight that
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: leaves half five and I have to get a stupid
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: clock in the morning because it was saving only five euro.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Like there's a handful of times I've
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: to get up at three fifty two, and it was
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: exactly that. But I would wake up sour. He doesn't well,
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I mean he looks a little, you know, unbiturbed, but
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: I whole thing like. But at the same time, i'd
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: be fair. I'd have a vex go on me, because
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: there's no way I got up at three fifty two,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: give myself loads of time. I gave this a bit
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: more sleep. So now I'm in a rush, So I'm cranky,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: do you know that kind of way?
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: You know exactly what you're saying. So he's getting up
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: at three fifty two in the morning, Tom and he's
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: got his like, he's got what what I would call
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: beorrey a pure strips on his nose for like black
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: heads and shit like that, and uh, and then he
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: brushes his teeth and that takes him three to four minutes.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Now, Oh wait, you're you're missing the mouth taping. This
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: is yeah, that's what he has that that's the pure strips.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Is it not that?
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: No?
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: No, is this a new thing?
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, for God's sake, cheer is it? Or so behind
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: the times?
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Oh? For fox sake?
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: So mouth taping, I want you to dive into the
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: rabbit hole that is mouth taping after this podcast would
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: seem that, Oh, it puts an extrage on your mickey
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: fucking tape and you're taping your mouth because.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: Give me and the listener the gist of it, tom So, the.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Idea being is that it proves for it provides a
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: better sleep for you. I don't know there's an oxygenature
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: blood throughout your sleep. Oh he keeps that on all night,
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: all night, lads.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Fucking tiger kidnapped exactly.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: And I'll buy a lot of the things that these
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: lads say, going, look, if you look back through history,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: this is what we used to do. We're doing, and
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: look what we're doing now. Try and replicate what the
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: human you know, the human body was trying to do
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: or doing back in you know, a thousand years ago. Okay,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: all right, I have no point. Could you ever convince
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: me that that for any other reason other than being
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: incarcerated or about to be You know, you know that
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: scene from from Pulp Fiction where z comes in and yeah,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: he's got the balls, ving fing ribs. They tape their
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: fucking out there, they're taking their mouths.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: That's catology.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: There's even there's even tape now that will allow for
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: you having a beard or mustache. She just taped it
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: off the love.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, Tom. I thought that's what this was.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: I thought this man had. I thought it was like,
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: you know, for like keeping his lips mice or.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Some And then they put a nose stripped thing on
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: their nose seat here.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: I thought that was for clear and blackheads.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, No, that's to keep their nasal passages open, because
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: you might die in your sleep from suffocation, if you'd like,
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I can't breathe out one nostrotor. I'm absolutely leaving it
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: down to one tiny hole in my face to provide
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: me with air through.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: The this this road needs boat lanes open to him,
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: all right, Okay, Well it's three fifty six and I've
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: been wrong twice here. Okay, so this is what gets me.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Tell what brushes his teeth, and I will say, if
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: I wake up in the morning, that's among the first
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: things I do. But what I don't do is I
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: don't rinse me out with sparkling water. That's when you
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: know you're dealing with a rich man here. Now that
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: he's just rinsing his mouth with sparkling water and spitting
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: it down.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: To think, yeah, I couldn't even I couldn't even afford
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: the sold stream version, to be honest with you.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, He'll be all right now, our man, mister Hall.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: It's four o'clock and he goes out onto his balcony
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: and it's still pitch dark outside. Okay, so the clocks
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: haven't gone back yet. True enough, And looking at this here,
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: he seems to just kind of fuck around for twenty
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: minutes because it takes him up to twenty four twenty
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: one to do a couple of press ups and then
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: just to like breathe in the breathing the air. Now,
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: I will say it to him, edinber you, I would
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: go out the back early in the morning. One of
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: the first things I do early in the morning was
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: to let the dog out for a piss.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm going to be honest with you here, Jared,
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: ninety eight percent of the reason from him moving back
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: into the back to the country was that. And he
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: at no point as out mister Hall mentioned the show
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: it here at all. He hasn't gone for his morning
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: piss yet. And I'll tell youself a slash off the
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: deck now, No, and I I'll tell you what. Ninety
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: eight percent of the reason for me moving to the
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: country was so that I can go out into my
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: own two acres off the back and just piss off
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: into the ditch. Any man, now, women, listen to this one. Oh,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: you fucking heinous bastard. Every single man in here knows
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: that the greatest piss to have is pissing outdoors when
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: you know there's not a sinner around, just you having
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: a slash all by yourself. I didn't think that every morning.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: I didn't think this is where we're going to go. Tom.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: I have nothing like that up here.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: I know whatsoever about you all the time, not why
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: I'm pissing, but honestly, sometimes afterwards I go Jerson either right,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: bring Jerr down, just to take a couple of pieces
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: down here altogether.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: I will tell you, Tom, I remember I'd be out
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: for a few pints and you'd have like a you
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: have a bladder with about three or four pints in
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: you getting home at you know, two o'clock in the morning,
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: back up in the country, and the taxi drop you
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: off at the house, and I wouldn't want to go
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: in and start Clapton, run and awaking the whole you'd
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: have like a full bladder out the back. So you
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: just go out the back into the into the into
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: the ditches, and you look up at the stars, and
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: you'd let a full bladder empty.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: And it was just that's and gerfully, I have that
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: every meeting, every morning, never mind your sparkling water or
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: your your press ups on the deck. I have that
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: every morning. I openly admit it. It's a natural enough thing.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: It's about as natural as we get, do you know
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: what I mean? Aside from the mout taping, So go on,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: sorry to drive on. Sorry, I mean we're.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Trying to compare on contrast here, tom Now I let
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: the dog out the back for a pence and I
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: will stand in the in the in the cold, and
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: them they're like, come on, dog, get in here, all right.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: So now mister Hall goes in and he sits down
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: and he just kind of sort of he really does.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: He does so many strange things in this video, Tom,
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: but he really just does seem to think for four minutes.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: And Oh no, that's appreciation, Jared, that's you know, No,
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: that's that's appreciation. That's appreciation. Yeah. Yeah, I think we.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: Agree that because I don't. I honestly don't think at
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: any stage of the day do I stop to like
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: just have a breather. I'm generally going to do something
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: or coming from doing something. This man really just sits
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: down and he's like, ah, that's nice, and then he
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: starts scribbling in a wee book and then he does
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: about the only thing that I can really, I guess,
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: like relate to in the morning with him is that
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: he sits down and looks at his phone. He sits down,
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: looks at his phone for by my stretch here thirty
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: five minutes. Now. I'm sure he's going to tell us
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: that he's like trading stocks and he's checking indexes and
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: he's doing work. If he's me, he's a he's looking
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: up wrestling results and seeing, you know, did anybody fall
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: down in a funny way? Yeah, that's or looking at
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: videos not on like this fucking one that I'm watching
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: here for the last ten minutes.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Well, LL's assume that that's what he is actually doing.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: If he's unless he is a complete maniac, that's what
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: he's doing. I mean, who's to say he doesn't do
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: it throughout the rest of day, because here's the one
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: obvious thing I see about his place walking around. At
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: no point does his trip over a fucking dinosaur or
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: well a bit of lego or you know, he's getting
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: out of the bed and polydro corself gives a grumble
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: inside the back. You know, this man does not look
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: like he has a lot of responsibilities outside of himself.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: I will say, tom, Now, he sits down with his
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: phone at four fifty five and he's finished with it
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: by five thirty, and it's the morning, and you know
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: he's he hasn't a full suit of clothes on him yet,
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: it's not beyond the realms of possibility that that's Ashtonhols
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: pull himself time.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, chance, sorry did Yeah? Well, I mean, if
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: he's going to follow match McConaughey from Osh McCall, he's
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: probably only having the first of nine that day, Like, well, yeah, Yeah.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say, if he was going.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: To do it the right time to have an I'll.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: Put he's got an opportunity there, right, Okay, five thirty
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: he's up and out the gap. He's straight out there.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: It takes a month of five forty six. It takes
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: him sixteen minutes, Tom, I don't know what he's doing. Okay,
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: takes them sixteen minutes to poor into a bowl, poor
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: sparkling water into it and then dip his whole face
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: down into it. Yeah, I mean appears to do this
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: dunk his face for about.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Ten minutes, well, not in a row a most said
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: to be fair seven. I probably match him there though
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: there in one sense because of about seventy percent of
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: the year, it's blowing a fucking gale outside my door
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: with rain, so I'll probably get something similar, albeit not sparkling.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: It's belting me in the face first thing in the morning,
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: so I mean, you know that swings around the bats
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: as well as.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: As I will say, if this man is supposed to
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: influence us, and I'm looking at him here, I will say,
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: color me influenced, because that strikes me as been really nice.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: Like if you're just like if your head's bustedly out
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: of the whole day and everybody's he having aestactic and
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: you're just like, oh, geez, I need to calm down,
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: don't don't put you know, his red max out of
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: the way, roll of ice water.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I get that. At you know, half four ten
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: past five, I get to dip in the face into
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: a facebook good cold water. But not oh when you're
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: up an hour already and you're up and you haven't
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: even left out yet, just mean like stress. Imagine his
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: dress hasn't hit you yet.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, this man doesn't seem to be a
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: very stressed individual, to be honest with your tom. But
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: I'd only imagine like he's doing this like as part
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: of a unpuffiness like oh yeah, do you know like
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: a produice inflammation and reduced the puffed face and a
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: and like you know, he's he's doing his best to
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: keep his face from being puffy when the rest of
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: them looks like a condom full of mints. Like he
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: is massive, He is a massive man.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll come back to that in a minute. More.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah that in a minute, all right.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, So okay, then he's out the gap, Okay, so
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: he puts on all these runners and he's got he's
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: and he's man bag and yeah, yeah, he's compression. It
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: looks to be in the apartment that he's in. So
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: this guy has got like a nice apartment. Again, it
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: takes him a full twenty minutes to put his clothes
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: on and get out the gap, beat the thing straight
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: down to the downstairs where he runs from six thirty
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: eight little seven thirty. So we'll give him an hour, right,
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: We'll give him an hour, and he just seems to
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: go and peg it on the treadal. Now, Tom, here's
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: what I gotta tell you. That's what I do. Okay.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: If I'm going to go to the gym during the day,
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: I go at the crack of dawn, or I'm not
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: going to go at all. Okay. I And the gym
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: down beside us is the flight fight down here this
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: week sponsor a flight fight. The flight fight down besides
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: opens at half five, and I will if I'm going
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: to the gym, I'm going to be in it at
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: half five, right, Okay, that's just me. But here's the thing.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: If the notion takes me, I'm going to get up,
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: get the tugs on and get into the car and
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: straight down to the gym, not this fuck around in
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: the house for two hours beforehand, because I know, Tom,
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: if I don't.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Get down there, yeah yeah, yeah there yeah, And if
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: I stop, you let the demons in.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah right, if I stop, I'll tell you.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you the regiment of it. I get down
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: to that gym before I go to the lou here
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: in the house or an't like that because I know
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: if I go to lou here in the house, I
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: like sitting on the tilet looking at my phone or something,
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: I'll be like and the humor will go buy me
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: and all this kind of things. So like, do that
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: down in the gym. So if I get in at
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: half five, I might get onto a treadmill UNTI six
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: o'clock because I've been watching tiktoks on my phone.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh no, that's completely understandable. But yeah I did.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: I tap out at this point here. I haven't been
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: in the gym in ten years, so I don't.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: Well, I do exactly what he seems to do. I
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: go down and I run on a treadmill for wool
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: now yeah, no more, no less. And then I go
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: home and I'm like, he's leaving here at a half
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: seven and the man hasn't broken a sweat when I leave,
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: if I if I get running at six and amount
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: of there by half seven, like am doused and sweat
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: because you're a huge human being. Yeah, yeah, no, I
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: got I gotta tell you whatever. When I cross forty, Tom,
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: I tap open someone. I'm just drowned. All right, he's
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: out and he goes for a week swim here. Now
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: everybody's kind of pointed out that he jumps into the
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: pool at seven thirty six and he lands in the
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: pool at seven forty to swear over can jump it form.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: H wall. I'm pretty sure your man Felix had jumped
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: from the Red Bull and got the earth faster than
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: that Christ them up above.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: And there's not worth he's while getting in it because
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: he swims in the pool for ten exact minutes. Tom,
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, I'm not getting in a pool
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: in the morning. I'm sorry, not even on all this,
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: forget about it.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: No, not a face things Baltic.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: He'll be all right. And then he sits in another
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: little pool and he pisses around there for and then
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: he's back up to the GAF where he gets in
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: the shower at eight thirty. This is where I start
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: to get more in sync with him, because I get
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: back at half seven straight in the shower for the water,
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: and that takes him up to eight forty three, which
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: is a puzzling moment. Tom. This is the first thing
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: the man is eating all day. I know he's en
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: up for by my account, four hours. I should be Oh,
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: he's keto. He's keep probably keytoing now to Jerry, you
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: know what I mean. That's so that's where we're at
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: there now. Well he's a banana and I can see
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: you after you've been to the that's good for general
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: crampiness and all that sort of stuff, you know.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Right, yeah, yeah right. This is what he does next
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: to anyway, Jesus cried, slapping across the face.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: He rubs the banana skin. He rubs like the white
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: of the banana skin, the inside of it.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: If somebody did that, if somebody did that in the
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: restaurant next year, you'd call the manager. Do you know
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: what I mean? Like, just haven't ever done and then
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: rubs do you know? Like it's it's it's it's because at.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: First I was like is that like a little Shammi
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: clott or something like? Is that a special shamo? You know,
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: it's a banana skin that he's rubbing on himself. And
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: he's a good looking dude with good skin, so I
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: can't say he's going wrong. Yeah, you know, it just
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: smells like strikes me as being and sticky. It just
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: seems to be strange.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like what do you get? And then and then
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: he like you don't worry about nothing else. Structure was
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: being stranger. We got to the banana before it got weird.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: This fell has a complete fucking maniac. And if you look,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: like I said, if you saw that in the restaurant,
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: you go that that man he's missing his minder. Jesus Christ,
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: To day for someone. Yeah, I gotta tell you one thing, Tom,
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: You needn't worry about his face smelling like banana all day,
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: because the next fucking thing he does, he sits down
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: in a full suit of clothes and dips. He's phrasing
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: another bowl of water.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Oh sure what you do? Sure Christ above you know,
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: but I.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: Feel like this is this is roughly speaking with you,
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: or I would be maybe on the school run or
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: going to work. Or some such like, he's sitting down
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: to do his work whatever, nonsense, nonsense. It is here
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: he's here talking shit on a on a on a microphone.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: Hate glads to do that, Tom, but he's doing need
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: to be podcast or whatnot. So that's his that's his
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: working day starting at quarter past now. And I can
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: dig it that that that'd be. That'll be about right
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: for a working man to, you know, be at labor
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: at nine o'clock.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: He enough, fair enough, right, so.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: That in itself is somewhat relatable. And then he gets
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: he's made to make him staking eggs and avocado, yeah yeah, yeah,
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: and he puts like some sort of legging them on it.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: And that is what Ashton Hall has shared with us
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: of his day routine. Now, well he's sitting down to
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: that time, I'm having a coffee and I dare say
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: a pan of chaka out of legal.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: But here here's here's the big thing that there were
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: a few things like the morning pace is missing, fair enough,
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: all right, but you have shown us everything else. But
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: the one screaming fact factor that I definitely think it
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: would be a big part of the man's day. Anybody
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: go have a look at this filla and you you
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: can come firm with me if you know anything about
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: these things. That man is definitely leaving us out the
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: bit where he he cycles a touch of train, do
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, our hage. He's absolutely cranked
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: out of his mind. He is not running on a
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: treadmill and gaining two hundred and fifty pounds of muscle life.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: Into his day there, and he didn't left the weight.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Not a thing. I mean, he's he did a five
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: push ups and if only push ups were that good jark,
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: maybe it'd all be massive. He's fucking huge, and boast
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: him with muscle like you do.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: Bost him with muscle. He has his eggs and he
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: has his avocado on toes, but he's not like he's
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: eating six chicken breasts or anthing like that, which is
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: what he would need. And a protein shake and yeah,
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: you know, throw a drop of creating in there for
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: the recovery.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Lad.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: This man's bosting out of his skin.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: He's huge, and like how nobody was looking down through it.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Nobody's nobody mentioned in the in the thread that I
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: was looking at every going come on, come on, let
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: you are dooth ay, very doth the while we're talking
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: full fruits douthey like he's fucking melty chocks off himself
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: if hessed his pants, do you know what I mean?
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: He's fun. That is pure glow that's coming out. That's
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: why we didn't see the morning paste. It would it
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: glows in the dark when he pass.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: And I gotta tell you, not for nothing. It's kind
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: of glimpse TOI later on, is that he hasn't made
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: or you know, somebody waiting on him hand and for I.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: You know, if that's his spouse or partner and she's
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: carrying hand and foot to him the whole time, you know,
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: you know that a cool either Well let me look.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: It's horses for courses. Maybe she's seen an easy deal,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: just like well, he's lovely looking. And if all I
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: have to do is makeing a bit of toast, never
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: gadow in the morning, and that keeps me kept. Just Jerry,
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: do it myself.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: If you can get it, we can get it. But
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: there you go, Tom, We could all look like that
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: if we had someone carrying us baking and eggs in
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: the morning, you know what I mean, Like, that's the
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: that's the hole in my day.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: That's literally the key to it.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: That's key to it.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: So I'm going to start with a bit of gaffer
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: tape on the mouth and see what herself says about
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: making me breakfast at half four in the morning or whatever,
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: bringing the water.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: If I put duct tape across my mouth at night,
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: I'm waking up dead in the morning.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: That's the end of the time of Jerry Show. It's
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: just the Tom Show.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just the Tom Show. And like you you
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: know you're going to see the fucking strangest r I
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: P dot i E entry of all time.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Using good because McBride loves a good quality tape. You
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: define use gorilla or something like that.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: Just yeah, make me jeremy right pass away last night.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: And oh boy, we don't know how to say this.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: I want you to. I want you to do a
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: deep dive yourself on no tape and after this because you.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: I will take your ward for I'll take your word
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: for all right, because I gotta tell you, thirty years
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: after the fact, I still didn't look up. Why where
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: your man? You remember the man played for Liverpool and
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: he had like tape across his nose. Oh I was
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: named Fouler. Robbie Fowler.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, And that.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Was the thing, like, oh it helps you breathe better
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: when you're running around the place. Error fucker did I'll
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: tell you just gonna take a swing at Liverpool football
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: legend Robbie Fowler. Here they were over playing some some
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: pre season warm up. I think they're playing The Talk
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: and Oriel Park or some such like that. You know
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: these sort of beat give someone a run out just
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: to get them in the stay in the hotel in
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: carric and fucking wreck the place. And Robbie further led
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: the charge there. Robbie Feller's name is Dirt charracktercross.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: Dirt.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: Don't never come about to place again. Don't right, stay
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: at home, take over your mouth and your nose. Want
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: to start with Robbie further push it?
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: By all account he was hard enough. I don't know.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: But then again, soccer players you might take one jar,
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: you might.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: How hard could they be to start around with any
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: soccer player an actual fact? You know what, Now we're
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: at the end of the show, Tom, I might start
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: a round with you.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: I had two days. Don't stop, dud, command it, come
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: at me.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: Bro I gotta tell you there's a subject. There's a
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: subject that I've been wanting to have a right with
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: you for some time. And do you remember that dress
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: that people didn't know whether it was black and blue
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: or gold and white? What?
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Brian, if we're gonna have a route, we're not
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: gonna be doing over dress. We're gonna I have something
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: to draw down with this past you. You made mention
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: of a keen eared listeners, when will know what I'm
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: talking about? You made mention of this. I brushed it
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: under the proverbial carpet.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: We're not gonna have that. We're not gonna have the
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: dress after dress.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: No, No, you piped up with a thing. And you
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: still every so often you will throw it out there,
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: either to me on a Saturday night when you've had
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: a few venos or whatever, and or I'll see you
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: doing something on Twitter and I'm like for Fox he Jerry,
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: would you stop before somebody listens. You made out a
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: couple of months, a couple of weeks back that you
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: deep down in your core, down to your core, there's
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: something in there that believes you could fight and beat
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: a bear. Now there.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: You want to.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Laship or panda even or a fucking a Koala, do
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Or or red Panda. Even
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I'm in your head, you think it's a bear bear,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: don't you? You genuinely think you could go full Revenant
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: and fuck up agrees, don't you?
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: All Right, Tom, so a lot of a lot you've
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: You've spilled a lot of tea there, Tom. Okay, First
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: of all, I just want to say the little listeners
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: that I do not get drunk on sertain nights and
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: text Tom about how I could fight a bit that's
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: happened three or four time stops right, And.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: It's not on Veno. I'm sorry for saying Veno.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: It's never make it like it's a weekly thing, like
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: you get they're eleven o'clock on Saturday, be like it
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: comes with Bride again. Right, But if I see a
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: bear anywhere on TV or anything like that, I might
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: send to Thomas text and go, this lad ain't yet right?
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, So I want to clarify a couple of things
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: here for the final listeners of the Salmon Jerry Show.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: I don't couple of things, right. I don't think I
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: could fight and kill a bear. That's not what we're
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: doing here, Tom. That's just for clarity, I want to say,
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: I believe I could survive and encounter with a bear.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: What I can just run away?
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: No, stand my ground? And and oh.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: You'd make the bear pieces pence.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: And I'm saying, I'm saying that they wouldn't be an issue,
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: all right?
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: What in the neighbor christ like?
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: And I'm gonna say as well here, I'm gonna take
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: it on a bear by bearer basis. Okay, Okay, so
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: there's a there's a couple of caveats here. I'm not
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: going to fight a polar bear. I don't think I
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: could fight a polar bear.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: No, They're literally the most aggressive animal on the planet.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna give it. I'm gonna I'm gonna give give
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: the field to the polar bear. Okay, Okay, I'm not
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: an idiot. I'm not a silly man.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: You fucking are.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: That's the other thing about this time is I'm deadly serious.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: I'm deadly serious. Okay. Yes, So we talk a lot
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: of ship on the Tom and Jerry show. Haha, I
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: think bears ain't ship.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, by what by what metric?
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: Like you say the agent compared to the game, compared
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: to it and I think I think people are afraid
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: of them. But at the end of the day, there
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: are an animal.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, you know what, You've had too much teddies, as
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: too many teddies as a child.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: This is so so, so let's like, let's let's take
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: a look at a bear by bear basis. Okay. So
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: they say the rhyme for fighting bears tom goes by color. Okay, Okay,
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: if it's brown, lay down, If it's black, attack, and
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: if it's white, oh shit, you're dead right. That's the official,
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: isn't it. Yeah, that's that's McBride rules. So like I say,
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: I'm not going near a polar bear, Okay, to say
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: if it's brown, laid down, because if it's a brown
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: bear like a grizzly or some such and you lay down,
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: you don't do it, and do it, it'll take you
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: as no trat and it will just leave you be
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: and fuck off. Okay, Okay, Now I will tell you
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: if that's a brown bear's mo o that it won't
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: attack and it will leave you be, then that brown
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: bear is opening itself up to sneak attacks from the bag.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: So I think that I think there's a lot of
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: lulling a bear into a false sense of security, and
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: when it ambles off, then you can you can you
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: can plan your next move, right.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, so you're just going to get in a camera
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: clutch and just choke it out until like the ref
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: does the whole Cogan thing like from the nineties where
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: he lifts the arm, drops one drops, three times and
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: it's out ring the bell? Is that what you're thinking?
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: More on this than the second time. But we're gonna
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: focus on here now. Is a black bear. A black
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: bear is going to attack you if you do not
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: attack it. Yeah, and if you attack it, if you
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: go for it, that bear will most likely fuck off. Okay,
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: all right, this is not me talking. This is this
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: is this is science. This is like you hear you
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: heard the ryme, I can do it for you again.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: Black Okay, so you attack a black bear and now
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: keep it in mind. Black bears, I like, they do
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: eat a lot of blueberries. So I'm just saying a
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: lot of these influencers eat a lot of blueberries too,
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: so they might be a bit soft, you know what
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, Or.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: A bit of soft I'm gonna tell you there. They're
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: cowards time, they're honeypot sticking cowards, right, Okay, all right,
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: so it's real simple with a black bear. You make
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: yourself as big as possible. Okay, so you see a
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: black bear and he's like, oh story, and I'm like, okay, no, no, no, no,
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: these are these are these are my jelly beans bear?
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: So no, you're you keep pause yourself right, You make
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: yourself as big as possible. One of the techniques you
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: do is like, remember when you were in school and
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: you would put a coat up over your head and
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: run into a breeze.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: Yep?
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: Was that just a northern time?
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: I mean you didn't have a lot to do up
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: there in a Yeah, yeah.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah we had. Yeah, we were just plotting bear attacks.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: But if you do that, if you put a coat
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: up over your head and you go like fuck you bearger,
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: can you see how that would make you look so
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: much bigger.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ here and piss my pants that you sound
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: literally terrifying.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I've got my I've got my mountain warehouse hoodie.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: Oh well, I mean there you go, like it is
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: literally just yeah, they should make a movie about how
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: scary that is.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: And and I'm just like the mcbridening McBride harder and
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: the bear. The bear will just go The bear will
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: just go way, Tom, I don't have to fight that
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: black bear. He goes away. Okay, all right, that's science.
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: That's I feel like it's cheating, you know, it's like
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: playing with the good PlayStation controller.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: And I mean I can tell you right now he's
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: going to absolutely roundhouse kick your head straight off your shoulders.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: But go on, I'll that's a decent black bears.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: So where does the fight come into it? Tom? Okay,
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: we don't have to fight these animals. You can chase
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: off a black bear hand enough, and a brown bear
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: will leave you alone if you don't touch it, if
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: you just lie down. So where the fight comes is
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: when you don't lie down in front of brown bear. Yeah, okay,
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: And this is where you gotta get This is where
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: like your skills come in.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, right, let's hear your skills versus a fucking grizzly.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: So because he's brown, well number one.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: Tom, who is everybody so afraid of bear? Why is
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: everybody afraid of such a brown bear that's going to
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: attack youate?
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: Look at the state of them, Look at the state
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: of them. Yeah, he's literally an apex predator.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: Jar he's but does he does? He does? He look
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: like he's light on his feet.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: He can do thirty five miles in our jear, thirty
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: miles an hour. That's the same speed, Like he get
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: done for speed running through Dublin City Center like that?
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: How smart is he? How smart is he if he's
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: running at me at thirty five miles an hour? You know? Okay,
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: let's let's let's set the scenario here, Tom, Okay, yeah,
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: this is We're gonna set the scenario here. We've got
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: a bear. He's brown, right, yeah, not messing brown, don't
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: mess around, right, Okay, We're gonna fight him in a
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: woodside area beside the cliff.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: Okay, you're gonna fight him in his own territory that
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: he Yeah.
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: He's welcome to come the car across. Wow, all right,
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: go on. So if he's like, here's what you gotta do, Tom,
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: what you gotta do is you got position yourself around
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: the cliff or whatever, and when he comes running at you,
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: you duck and roll out of the way. And he's
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: too fucking stupid and moving too fast and he just
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: over over the side of the cliff. Well, that's one.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: That's one way, right right, Yeah, yeah, okay, Ti, there
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: is like a I'm a human being, I'm smart, I
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: can use projectiles. I can pick up stones and rocks
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: and fling them at him. You see IM saying.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah. The only thing is like, let's apply a little
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: touch of science to what you're saying there. Now, we actually,
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: unfortunately have evolved with muscles dominated by slow twitch fibers. Yes,
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: they've completely gone to apex, which means they have muscles
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: completely dominated by fast switch fibers, which means he literally
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: moves with no fault to you, on you at all, jar,
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: He literally moves probably two and a half times faster.
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: Just you know what we're going to tell you tom
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: it as well, if we're going to do that, Okay,
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: he has a certain amount of calories in his body
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: and he's moving twice as fast. That means he's getting
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: tired twice as quick.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: You think you could out last You're going to rope
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: it Ope a fucking beer. I'm gonna steck, yeah, stick
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: a move ali versus form thrill.
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: Almost I'm going to do And like here's the thing
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: as well, Yeah, he's a bear, Yeah, he's whatever. He
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: is real big or whatever like that. But you know what,
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: he has, Tom eyes, and there's no eye machine in
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: the gym, right.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: He literally what do you use your eyes for? On
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: your phone? On your phone? Look, you know, you know
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: he's got he's got knives sticking off the end of
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: his hands. Four inch knives sticking off the end of
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: his hands. But go on, what what what good?
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: What good are they? Tom? If what good are they
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: to him? If you're like so close that he can't
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: swing you, get in close, you grab a fucking eye,
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: and your get out of his head.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: Like pop pop, oh you're going full comeinge on this
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: now in your head. Now, keeping in mind, his head
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: is about four foot wide and his mouth is full
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: of daggers. Your mouth is full of little pieces that
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: you know, wriggly's chewing gum turned up and jammed up
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: into your gums.
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: That is about to be full of a bear's eye.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: You gotta bite the bear's eye. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah.
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: Okay, Like like it just just just just the logic
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: of it, Like I'm not just gonna stand there Tom
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: and let him swipe at me and just like you know,
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: swipe the top of my head off. Right, like a
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: like a golf ball leaving a tea, just no friction whatsoever,
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: just yeah, gone, yeah. You get in close and like
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: he doesn't have short range calm, but he's like, what's
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: this guy here?
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Like you know, hold on? He literally catches moving fish
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: inside like one foot.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: I gotta get this is what I'm telling you. I
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: gotta I gotta get in. I gotta get it in closer. Okay,
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: does is this? Is this a daddy bear or mommy bear?
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: It's worse, it's a motherbear.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: Actually she's she's getting kicked in the fanny, right, Okay,
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: what with the daddy bear? I just walk up and
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: be like, hey, they got you interested in real estate?
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: Let me give you a couple of acres.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: It'd be hard to do that when he's got your
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: trousers around. He's like molesting you in front of all
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: the woodland creatures around that. But go on, all right,
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: and you.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: Just get in clothes and you know, like if anything, wan.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: Well, it just sounds like an Italian slur, like what
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: are you talking about?
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: What I'm going to tell you, Tom is if anything,
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: if I know any animal, you know, he's just gonna
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: be like I can't be dealing with this nonsense. Corn Era,
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: fuck off. I don't miname me.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: What do you wager?
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: Roughly I weigh one hundred and seventy pounds.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: There's lean a recent test on one called Brutus in
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: the Montana State at Montana State University did a test
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: testing this guy and his strength and whatnot. He was
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: twelve hundred pounds.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: How fast you think that can move? Tom?
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: Well, he's they measured were able to put I beg
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: your pardon. Sorry he was nine hundred pounds. I beg
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: your pardon. But he could he could generate forces exceeding
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: twelve hundred pounds. He could bend steal bar. Oh my god.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: They measured him. They measured him, and they could calculate
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: it that he was. He was. His strength was equal
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: to four to five strong men. And you're going to
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: fuck him up by kicking him with the nuts.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, Tom again. I came in here
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: and I said I wasn't going to fight this bear
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: to the death. I told you what I was going to.
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: I was going to survive this encounter with the bear.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: That was that. That was my plan. I'm not an idiot, right,
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: I get in I blind him, right, yeah, and then
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: and then I sneak off and if he's still coming
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: at me, I go do my cliff edge trick. Did
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: I tell you already the cliff.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: Ed you did? You did?
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: You did. This is a cliff that he knows about
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: and it's in his habitat. Yeah.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's disorientated. You could have a terrible morning, Tom.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: You can sidestep a bear coming full tilt at you.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: You figure, oh, you know what, he won't have where
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: it all. He's just gonna plow on he sees, he
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: doesn't see that the backdrop behind you is open space.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: He doesn't astage time. I fucking pop his eyes out. Well,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: you know what? You of all people I would have
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: thought would be with me on this.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: I yeah, I love your endeavor, but I would in
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: Paddy Power, I would say, would probably give you three
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: to five seconds of your heart still beaten before this
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: thing and the trates your body with everything it has.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you one thing, Tom, we may
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: not get a chance anytime soon to find out whether
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: or not.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: I oh, I know, a live podcast could probably there's
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: probably a listener somewhere that has you know, a line
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: of a bear. We can get something get from someplace,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: even a handy.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, Tom, I had my opportunity and
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: I missed it.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: What yeah, where I.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: Had my opportunity and missed it When I was on
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: this one.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: You grew up in Dagistan and you know wrestled.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: This small story. This is one hundred percentury story. I
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: was on honeymoon with my good lady wife.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: Two or three year deugistant. He forgets.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: There was a honeymoon. One way. The twelve were coming
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: on thirteen, So we say twelve years ago, thirteen years
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: ago this this oub and we were we did a
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: road trip to America and we stopped off in Blue
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: Ridge Mountains, West Virginia. Okay.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: But was it a country road? By any chance you ran?
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: It was? Indeed? And it was country roads to take
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: me home to fight the bear to the day. I
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: went for a walk in the forest there and I
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: was like, I'm going to fight a bear if I'm
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: not going to go looking for a ride with a bear.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: But the missus was like, you think they're a pair
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: of to hear, but like, don't worry about it. Don't
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: worry about it.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: I've talked about it. I can totally do a bearing, right,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: I got a stick.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: We're good, right, And we were staying in Gatlinburg, right,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: lovely part of the lovely part of the world. All
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: around there is gorgeous, right, A.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: Lot of mud, beer and blood. Yeah, exactly right.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: So we went down to Gatlinburg to get fed that
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: night and have moonshine and listen to music and all
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: this kind of crack. It was great night out. And
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: we were on our way back to the hotel and
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: we'll go back to the hotel in the in the
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: the car park at the back of it, there was
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: rubbish everyone.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: There was a bear smoking a cigarette in the corner
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: of your bedroom, waiting for.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: This moment, and a lot of ship bride. The car
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: park was covered in rubbish, right, and there was consternation
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: and movement and whatnot. And I was like, what's going
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: on here, And they're like, oh, there's just been a
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  Speaker 2: bare nosing through the trash here, and we you know,
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  Speaker 2: he ran off, and I'm like, I missed a bear.
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  Speaker 2: I missed a bear in the car park.
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  Speaker 1: Fellow, just running across the no I've been waiting to
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  Speaker 1: dropped that in By the way, something right.
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  Speaker 2: But this bear had been like nosing through the trash,
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  Speaker 2: and I had just missed him by like a minute
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  Speaker 2: and a half, by a minute and a half.
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  Speaker 1: Tom, Oh, he must have heard you are on the
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  Speaker 1: way back and just coming.
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  Speaker 2: He was like, I gotta get out of here, right,
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  Speaker 2: and and like the people were out there, like someone
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  Speaker 2: gott to tie you up, this rubbish and all this
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  Speaker 2: kind of crack. And I was like, all right, well,
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  Speaker 2: then I know bears definitely ain't shit right because they're
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  Speaker 2: not even out there hunting for foodure they're like, oh
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  Speaker 2: they hunt and killing all this. No they don't. They
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  Speaker 2: come around here and the fucking route through the bin
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  Speaker 2: for McDonald's left over. That's what to do. That's what
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  Speaker 2: you're fighting. That's what you're so afraid of. The lad
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  Speaker 2: here eating my old McNuggets. And I'll tell you, if
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: I had not had that last around the moonshine, i'd
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  Speaker 2: have been home five minutes earlier and I was in
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  Speaker 2: fighting form. Tom.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what, Thank god the bear had absconded
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  Speaker 1: at that stage, because.
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  Speaker 2: He, thanks his lucky stars, he didn't stick around.
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  Speaker 1: From right, you'd be sitting there with just a big
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  Speaker 1: bear hat on you. The bear loves just typing away
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  Speaker 1: and Jerry, you're out of your fucking mind.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I guess we'll have to find out. We'll have
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: to last the fine listeners off the Tom and Jerry Show.
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  Speaker 2: Is there any credence to what I'm saying? If you
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  Speaker 2: fight me, I will fight you on this subject. I'm
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: not afraid to fight a bear, So I'm not afraid
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  Speaker 2: to fight you motherfuckers. If you tell me I can't
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  Speaker 2: fight a bear, You're gonna have to find some way
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• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: o'many prefers Instagram. He's a man of taste. You'll find
• 1:04:41
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• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: say TikTok as well, Tom, I do I like a
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  Speaker 2: bit of a TikTok.
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  Speaker 1: It's good fun. And now my phone is going to
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• 1:04:52
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  Speaker 1: to hear you your comments on what you think Jerry
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: fighting a brown bear or a Greez any kind of bear.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: I mean, where's he going to end up with?
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  Speaker 2: The here's your money on?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: Who's your money on? Jerry? I think you should if
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: you do follow us on do on Instagram? You and
• 1:05:41
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• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: do a pole, can't you?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Absolutely?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, let's see this because I can't wait. You
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: know what, just out of spite now, people, if I
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: can go. I think McBride could take a bear. See,
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: this is what happens when you watch wrestling your entire life.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: Jerry gets notions that he could fight an animal.
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  Speaker 2: Who fight surviving Let's be honest, surviving encounter with a.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: Bear, You said you could fight one. You said bears agent.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: Surviving encounter with a bear by fighting him.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, I gotta do the Bins tonight. I think hopefully
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  Speaker 1: there isn't a fucking pine Martin, or you couldn't fight
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: a pine Martin, the one.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: You're the one. You're here afraid of pine Martins and things.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: I want your leg and have. Then they'd have the
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: ear gonna off the side of your head. Before you
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: know it, you'd bleed out, and all of a sudden
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: we'd all be standing doing an obituary about how McBride
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: died at the hands of a nasty pine Martin. So
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: you know, just start off slow, jaar, start pissing outdoors again,
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  Speaker 1: and you'd be okay, all.
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• 1:06:53
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• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: don't know that he wasn't listening to the Tom and
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: Jerry Show. He's not doing all that in silence, right, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna gonna.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: But this is a big last episode he will listen
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: to if he had been before and.
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  Speaker 2: After this. Good luck, good luck,