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6-Work it Out | 2 Thessalonians 3:6-18

Top 10 excuses for not showing up to work:

“If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all my guns today.”

“I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?”

“When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the toilet, but I feel good about it.”

“I have a rare case of 48-hour projectile leprosy but I know we have that deadline to meet, so if you really want me to come in ...”

“I am stuck in the blood pressure machine down at the pharmacy.”…

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