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The Foilers will go On · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: The following is a special color telecast of the 39th
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  Speaker 1: Annual Awards of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences.
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  Speaker 1: Stay tuned for Felony Squad, Peyton Place, Rat Patrol, and
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  Speaker 1: Iron Horse, which will immediately follow this special program. The
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  Speaker 1: following feature has been rated R by the Motion Picture
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  Speaker 1: Association of America. It is intended for mature audiences and
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  Speaker 1: parental discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 2: It's showtime, folks.
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  Speaker 1: Enjoy the show.
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  Speaker 3: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 4: Five more cooling in the containment chamber.
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  Speaker 5: Do you still need this?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: We'll be right back.
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  Speaker 7: Live from the Dolby Theater at Hollywood and Highland, it's
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  Speaker 7: the Oscars!
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  Speaker 8: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your host!
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  Speaker 9: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 10: I'm Brian and I'm coming to you live via digital
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  Speaker 10: recording from Patrick's, where we are here in.
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  Speaker 9: The middle of Oscar insanity.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, that's right.
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  Speaker 10: It's our continuing Oscar party celebration.
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  Speaker 9: Known as Oscar Meltdown.
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  Speaker 10: We are now knee-deep in the festivities, and at the
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  Speaker 10: halfway point of awarding our own awards, that's right, it's
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  Speaker 10: the Foilers, Movie Meltdown's own special awards, that have been
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  Speaker 10: nominated and voted on by not just the cast here,
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  Speaker 10: but many of our contributors and very special listeners. We've
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  Speaker 10: all gotten together and put together these categories, and they've
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  Speaker 10: submitted their nominations, and we've gone through the votes, and
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  Speaker 10: now we're going through and cracking open those magical briefcases
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  Speaker 10: and telling you who the winners are.
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  Speaker 4: So we're about to get back into that.
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  Speaker 10: If you haven't been listening in the proper order, you
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  Speaker 10: should go back and listen to episode 301, The Foilers,
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  Speaker 10: and there you will hear the first half of the
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  Speaker 10: awards being given out. But if you're up to date
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  Speaker 10: and brave enough to soldier on, let's get back into
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  Speaker 10: this party and into the insanity that is Oscar Meltdown.
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  Speaker 4: Is that her sound effect?
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  Speaker 8: That is her sound effect.
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  Speaker 4: Do we actually know her name? No.
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  Speaker 8: Kerry Washington.
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  Speaker 4: She is not Kerry Washington.
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  Speaker 11: I'm just calling her forehead. Those forehead expressions.
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 11: Is he getting his nails done?
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  Speaker 2: Why are we looking at a picture of Tim McGraw
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  Speaker 2: getting a manicure during the red carpet?
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  Speaker 4: Patrick Harris' mom looks like she was made.
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  Speaker 2: In a boardroom.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, God, our cut.
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  Speaker 11: Whoa, she looks cracked out.
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  Speaker 8: She is cracked out.
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  Speaker 11: What is up?
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  Speaker 12: She actually looks like that princess bride.
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  Speaker 2: She kept glancing over her shoulder a second ago like
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  Speaker 2: she was expecting somebody to sneak up behind her.
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  Speaker 11: She's waiting for her dope dealer to come.
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  Speaker 4: Why did they like, hey, let's do this interview on
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  Speaker 4: this ledge?
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  Speaker 11: She's like, oh, my gosh, don't fall over.
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  Speaker 2: Let's sit up here and rap, Patty.
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  Speaker 10: Many a time I try to set up an interview,
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  Speaker 10: I'm like, can we climb out of this windowsill for
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  Speaker 10: a minute?
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  Speaker 4: That'd be great.
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  Speaker 8: So they can't see the I can't girl being too drunk.
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  Speaker 4: That is great.
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  Speaker 8: Love the front, please.
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  Speaker 4: Come on, next category, next category. Are you sure? So,
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  Speaker 4: on the other end here, best monster in a 2014 film.
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  Speaker 8: Gareth Edwards.
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  Speaker 9: Smog wins this, right?
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  Speaker 10: Now, this one we have your pal Smog. Scarlett Johansson
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  Speaker 10: in Under the Skin.
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  Speaker 9: It was a monster? Are aliens monsters, Bill?
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  Speaker 10: I like that I just sort of leave this up
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  Speaker 10: and let people fill in what they think.
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  Speaker 4: The Nazi zombie colonel Herzog in Dead Snow 2.
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  Speaker 7: What?
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  Speaker 4: Dead Snow 2 came out? Yeah. Red vs. Dead. I
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  Speaker 4: gotta get that shit going.
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  Speaker 10: Truthfully, when I wrote down this category for this year,
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  Speaker 10: this is the first thing that came to mind.
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  Speaker 4: Is not the winner. The only thing that came to
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  Speaker 4: mind when I came up with it was The Babadook.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I was going to say The Babadook. I was
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  Speaker 8: going to say that.
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  Speaker 4: Not to be on the list.
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  Speaker 8: I'm so glad that Babadook is the winner.
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  Speaker 4: So at least, sadly it's not.
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  Speaker 9: What's The Babadook?
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  Speaker 2: The Babadook.
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  Speaker 4: Are you not?
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  Speaker 8: You haven't seen The Babadook?
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 8: We have so many movies to.
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  Speaker 9: Watch over here.
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  Speaker 4: Every week we're going to be in his basement.
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  Speaker 8: I really want you all to come over every weekend
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  Speaker 8: and watch Mr.
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  Speaker 1: Babadook.
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  Speaker 9: What's Jimmy Babadook? You still haven't answered a question.
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  Speaker 7: Jimmy Babadook!
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  Speaker 9: What the fuck is a Babadook?
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  Speaker 4: You just need to watch it.
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  Speaker 9: Like the movie's called Babadook?
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  Speaker 4: It's the Babadook. And it's awesome.
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  Speaker 9: It's like a horror movie.
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  Speaker 8: But it's like a 70s....
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  Speaker 4: Australian-ese... It's a real horror movie.
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  Speaker 13: Not like these movies i'm really glad the baba duke almost.
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  Speaker 10: Won what's the winner actually but the thing is i
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  Speaker 10: totally wasn't thinking this i just went straight to more
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  Speaker 10: traditional horror-esque monster uh almost overwhelmingly like more than half
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  Speaker 10: uh godzilla which makes sense i mean i just was
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  Speaker 10: going more horror monster so.
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  Speaker 8: They got it wrong.
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  Speaker 4: We're leaning towards the Babadook, but technically the winner is Godzilla.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, whatever.
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  Speaker 5: Next category.
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  Speaker 4: And I love Godzilla. The best action sequence in a
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  Speaker 4: 2014 movie.
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  Speaker 2: Captain America.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's what went to my head immediately, too.
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  Speaker 8: That first one where he drops down on the boat.
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  Speaker 9: I mean, as good as Guardians of the Galaxy was,
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  Speaker 9: I can't say there was an outstanding action sequence, but
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  Speaker 9: there was a lot of great.
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  Speaker 9: Have you seen the L-Tank? The L-Tank of that is hilarious.
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  Speaker 8: Ronan starts dancing. Go on, Brian.
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  Speaker 4: We're waiting on you. I don't think you are. You're still... Anyway. So,
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  Speaker 4: the Quicksilver scene in X-Men.
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  Speaker 6: It's pretty good.
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  Speaker 4: It's pretty good.
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  Speaker 10: Here you go.
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  Speaker 4: Captain America 2. Any of them.
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  Speaker 10: The Snowpiercer train cart fight with Black Outs.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, you need to see it. It's pretty freaking awesome.
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  Speaker 9: What's it called?
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  Speaker 5: Snowpiercer.
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  Speaker 9: That's the name of the movie? Snowpiercer?
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  Speaker 4: Where are you at? We're going to have to make
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  Speaker 4: you a list of movies.
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  Speaker 8: Is it the Liam Neeson movie?
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  Speaker 4: No, it's Captain America.
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  Speaker 9: Chris Evans?
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  Speaker 10: Chris Evans on a train. It's like post-apocalyptic train that
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  Speaker 10: goes around the world. I'm not making it up.
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  Speaker 4: It's what it is.
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  Speaker 10: The Halo jump past Godzilla We keep coming back to Godzilla.
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  Speaker 8: I could allow that to.
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  Speaker 10: Be the one The hospital shootout scene Have you seen
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  Speaker 10: We Still Kill.
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  Speaker 4: The Old Way?
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  Speaker 10: No It's brought up a few times here The hospital
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  Speaker 10: shootout in We Still Kill the Old Way The Raid
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  Speaker 10: 2 car chase.
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  Speaker 9: Apparently we need to see the second one.
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  Speaker 10: The Red Circle shootout in John Wick Which is pretty badass.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. The mud yard fight in Raid 2.
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  Speaker 10: Again, everybody's back to Raid 2. This is the one
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  Speaker 10: I was going to say as opposed to your Guardians
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  Speaker 10: of the Galaxy. The escape from jail is pretty impressive, actually.
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  Speaker 10: Their whole little giant plan to.
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  Speaker 4: Escape from the prison. That's pretty epic.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, that was good.
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  Speaker 4: And the kids' classroom scene in Snowpiercer. Once again, you've
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  Speaker 4: got to get on the stage.
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  Speaker 10: And the winner is the Quicksilver scene from X-Men.
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  Speaker 9: No, you know, I can get behind that.
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  Speaker 4: The Quicksilver scene.
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  Speaker 9: Did you hear what it was.
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  Speaker 4: Originally supposed to be?
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  Speaker 10: No.
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  Speaker 13: The Beast is flying a plane above the Pentagon and
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  Speaker 13: has Juggernaut in it. I'm being super serious about this.
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  Speaker 13: And Juggernaut's like, and it's the Juggernaut from X-Men 3.
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  Speaker 13: And Juggernaut's like, I don't understand what the plan is.
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  Speaker 13: And the Beast is like, yeah, we haven't told you yet.
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  Speaker 13: And just throws him out of the plane and he
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  Speaker 13: torpedoes in and then gets magneto magneto's like who the
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  Speaker 13: fuck are you and then he just runs like through
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  Speaker 13: all the walls.
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  Speaker 9: I'm just curious if the script was gonna have professor
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  Speaker 9: x go hey brother because juggernaut is professor x's brother
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  Speaker 9: which is something they didn't acknowledge in the third movie
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  Speaker 9: that whole scene when he died and juggernaut's like guarding
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  Speaker 9: out front of the house like dude that's your brother
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  Speaker 9: dead in there like why aren't we acknowledging family what
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  Speaker 9: are you.
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  Speaker 4: Reading comic books or something this will get.
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  Speaker 10: You nowhere in comic book movies no that scene was
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  Speaker 10: great it is it's pretty i don't it's i kind
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  Speaker 10: of feel like it's kind of hard to call action.
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  Speaker 4: It's impressive i mean there's.
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  Speaker 9: Actions going on and water drops falling but it almost
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  Speaker 9: had a bit of a montage feel it's like i'm
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  Speaker 9: gonna set all this stuff up and then okay cool
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  Speaker 9: let's go Any part of Winter Soldier.
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  Speaker 4: Jesus.
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  Speaker 9: No, no, I can get behind Quicksilver, too.
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  Speaker 8: Go on, what's the next category?
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  Speaker 4: You know, I'm with Winter Soldier, too.
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  Speaker 8: Jared Leto is Winter Soldier.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, shut your face.
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  Speaker 8: Might as well be.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, so, let's see the wording on this one is,
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  Speaker 10: forget their impressive acting skills, the hottest actor or actress
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  Speaker 10: in a 2014 film.
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  Speaker 4: I like this. Let's not worry about their skills. Let's
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  Speaker 4: be superficial. So, the nominees.
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  Speaker 10: Now, this is the first time, and I In previous years,
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  Speaker 10: I throw it out there and it's.
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  Speaker 4: A general male or female.
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  Speaker 10: In the last couple of years, the women have been
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  Speaker 10: slacking on their returns, so we hardly had anything but females.
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  Speaker 10: This time we have a pretty good mixture, so I'm
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  Speaker 10: just going to go with one of each. We actually
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  Speaker 10: have a winner for both, so. nominees for female are,
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  Speaker 10: as we've been seeing her here all night, Emma Stone,
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  Speaker 10: Emily Blunt for Edge of Tomorrow, and Jessica Chastain in Interstellar.
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  Speaker 4: But the winner by several extra votes here would be
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  Speaker 4: Scarlett Johansson, because you can't fight Scarlett. Black Widow forgot.
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  Speaker 9: She kind of owned last year. She did so much.
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  Speaker 4: She'll kick you in the head. If you can set
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  Speaker 4: that up.
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  Speaker 9: She had a kid last year too, right? Didn't she
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  Speaker 9: have a kid last year too?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: I'm pretty sure she gave birth.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, I forgot. This one is one of the ones
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  Speaker 4: we have a two-way tie.
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  Speaker 10: Because equally as many as Scarlet is Karen Gillan as
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  Speaker 10: Nebula from Guardians of the Galaxy.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 9: All those Doctor Who kids.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, but she's so damn likable, too. It's why it's
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  Speaker 10: hard to believe it's her in Guardians.
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  Speaker 9: I was impressed that she shaved her head.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: She had red hair past her hips. She had really
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  Speaker 9: long hair, and she shaved her head.
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  Speaker 5: For that part.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, she's so cute and likable. And then she gets
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  Speaker 10: in that movie, and she's badass. So I'm just kind
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  Speaker 10: of like, more power to her.
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  Speaker 4: So, yep.
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  Speaker 10: That one's yeah scarlet and karen so that's that's awesome
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  Speaker 10: now for the guys uh we have our our nominees
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  Speaker 10: aren't some of these i don't know if you'll agree
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  Speaker 10: with like joaquin phoenix from an inherent bite.
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  Speaker 9: Oh really.
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  Speaker 10: So okay joaquin um these are hot choices jake gyllenhaal Really?
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  Speaker 4: I guess, but it's a weird choice. Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 10: I thought that was an odd choice, too. But the winner,
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  Speaker 10: and again, you can't argue this one, Captain America. Freaking hot, studly,
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  Speaker 10: beard-having Chris Evans.
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  Speaker 9: So it wasn't Hemsworth?
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  Speaker 4: I would probably say Thor.
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  Speaker 9: Was it GQ?
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  Speaker 4: I thought people, hottest man of the year or something.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, like hottest man of the year. It was Thor.
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  Speaker 11: I think Chris Hemsworth is way more.
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  Speaker 10: You can't argue. See, but again, I think there's a
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  Speaker 10: weird disconnect with with Hemsworth. I like him, but there's
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  Speaker 10: no like, like Chris Evans seems like he's actually like
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  Speaker 10: a real person.
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  Speaker 9: You can see his personality. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You can sense.
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  Speaker 9: The fun personality in there.
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  Speaker 8: Hemsworth is like, he's just pretty.
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  Speaker 9: You don't really know what you're going home with.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm like, I'm not really getting anything else.
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  Speaker 6: Off of him.
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  Speaker 4: He's just kind of there. I don't know. I'm glad
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  Speaker 4: Captain America won't.
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• 14:19
  Speaker 8: That's Y-O-U-E-I-G-H-D-I-T.
• 14:23
  Speaker 4: You hate it.
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: Education has never been so wild. If this is the
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: Super Bowl of fashion, why are the commercials garbage?
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  Speaker 4: Because they don't cost as much. They don't bother spending
• 14:35
  Speaker 4: that much for that.
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  Speaker 9: I'm trying to push it on you.
• 14:37
  Speaker 8: Well, I got me a bottle of red wine over here.
• 14:40
  Speaker 4: I can't do that.
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: It sounded like Sammy Hagar, actually.
• 14:44
  Speaker 4: I thought you were doing Red Fox.
• 14:46
  Speaker 10: Hold on.
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  Speaker 4: I forgot we have to introduce the mascot. He has
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: been the mascot ever since the Oscar meltdown started. It's Babe.
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  Speaker 11: Oh, I love it!
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  Speaker 4: Hanging out next to the pork products.
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  Speaker 11: Oh my gosh, he's so cute.
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  Speaker 9: As we eat all his relatives.
• 15:08
  Speaker 11: We're eating all his friends.
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  Speaker 2: Babe, your dad is delicious.
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  Speaker 9: They make my mouth happy.
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: It's not in bad taste. What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 4: It tastes fine. Oh, he's really cute.
• 15:20
  Speaker 9: Such a little road warrior.
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  Speaker 4: He is. I'm telling you. It's true.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: I don't know what this commercial on TV is for,
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  Speaker 2: but it's the saddest shit I've ever seen.
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  Speaker 4: Alzheimer's.
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  Speaker 2: There were just people looking around at shit all sad, like,
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  Speaker 2: my life is over.
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  Speaker 6: I do that sometimes.
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  Speaker 11: I'm like, what did I do with my house key?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, it's next to the spinach.
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  Speaker 4: That's where it is.
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  Speaker 10: I've got mustard in that refrigerator over there, and I
• 15:44
  Speaker 10: don't want to leave it because Patrick will steal it.
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  Speaker 10: So I put my keys in there so I can't
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  Speaker 10: leave without my mustard.
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  Speaker 8: I love me some mustard.
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: He's a mustard thief. Why would you shoot a man
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  Speaker 4: in the head? Yes.
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  Speaker 11: Bend and snap. Bend and snap.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 9: That's little Stifler's mom, right?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Isn't that American Pie?
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  Speaker 10: Yep.
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  Speaker 8: She's trying to get her dog back.
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  Speaker 11: Best in show. Yeah, best in show.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, I saw Marvel logo. That means this is amazing.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 9: All right, maybe not. It's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
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  Speaker 6: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: It looks like another Alzheimer's commercial.
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  Speaker 9: I wish I had Alzheimer's after watching this show.
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  Speaker 2: Did I put my keys in the earthquake?
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  Speaker 9: Has anybody watched Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.? I tried.
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  Speaker 2: Like, I tried hard.
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  Speaker 9: I got six episodes deep, and I was like, no,
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  Speaker 9: I'm a mark, but I'm not enough of a mark
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  Speaker 9: to watch bad TV just because it has the Marvel
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  Speaker 9: logo on it.
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  Speaker 4: Agent Carter was awesome.
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  Speaker 9: See, I need to watch that. I heard that that
• 16:36
  Speaker 9: was really good.
• 16:37
  Speaker 8: Is that the one that takes place in the old days?
• 16:39
  Speaker 9: The whole day.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: Post-Captain era, but before, you know.
• 16:44
  Speaker 6: The 60s.
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: She's not typing stuff. It kind of sucks for Agent
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: Carter because she's like getting him coffee and shit. It's
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: not cool. But the show's on.
• 16:52
  Speaker 8: Motherfucker, did you see me in Freeway? I went ape
• 16:55
  Speaker 8: shit on that cracker.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: This is probably going to work better without the sound.
• 16:59
  Speaker 9: Absolutely.
• 17:01
  Speaker 10: We don't have to pretend like we're listening to Reese Witherspoon.
• 17:03
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: It's got some weird forehead lines going on.
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: Is that silly, buddy?
• 17:09
  Speaker 9: It looks like the weather channel is on her forehead.
• 17:12
  Speaker 9: You can see every wave of the incoming snowstorm.
• 17:15
  Speaker 8: She's been drinking a lot lately.
• 17:17
  Speaker 11: Isn't she the one that got arrested not long ago?
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: Don't you know who I am?
• 17:21
  Speaker 11: Yes, exactly.
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: Don't you know who I am? I'm Reese Witherspoon.
• 17:26
  Speaker 11: I'm legally blonde.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: You gotta do your hand while you're doing this.
• 17:29
  Speaker 8: Bitch, don't you know who I is?
• 17:32
  Speaker 11: Girl, that's too good for her.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: She's country.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: I've never seen anybody have an emotion that makes a
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: forehead look that way. What emotion makes that?
• 17:40
  Speaker 11: Y'all, don't you know who I am?
• 17:42
  Speaker 8: I'm Reese Witherspoon, y'all.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: What emotion makes a face look like that?
• 17:45
  Speaker 9: Is there dueling foreheads? I feel like we're having dueling foreheads.
• 17:49
  Speaker 9: It's like, I can create five wrinkles, bitch.
• 17:54
  Speaker 13: It's so funny because you should have all that hair
• 17:56
  Speaker 13: and that cute utility belt, but you don't.
• 18:04
  Speaker 8: Are you naked all the time? Does Han know?
• 18:07
  Speaker 10: You really should figure out what her name is so
• 18:10
  Speaker 10: people know who we're making fun of. Whoever this Oscar
• 18:13
  Speaker 10: host is that is seven foot three.
• 18:16
  Speaker 9: Speaking of Attack on Titan.
• 18:21
  Speaker 13: It's so funny because you just go down under that
• 18:23
  Speaker 13: compartment and bang on the engine and then the warp
• 18:25
  Speaker 13: drive works.
• 18:27
  Speaker 11: Everybody thinks my dress is sparkly, but really it's just
• 18:29
  Speaker 11: glitter and blood.
• 18:32
  Speaker 9: This is the preferred way to do the Oscars.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I really don't want to take away from making
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: fun of Reese.
• 18:37
  Speaker 9: I've never, ever, ever found that woman attractive. Like, not
• 18:40
  Speaker 9: even a little bit.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: Who's that?
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Reese Witherspoon.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: I've never found her attractive.
• 18:44
  Speaker 11: Oh, damn titties, what?
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: Shocker, J-Lo with a deep cut.
• 18:46
  Speaker 11: She's out. Like with her Versace dress from years ago.
• 18:53
  Speaker 8: I just want you to remember that I am the
• 18:55
  Speaker 8: original titties.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: Slit to the navel.
• 18:58
  Speaker 12: Everyone knows I have to remind everyone I have titties, too.
• 19:00
  Speaker 11: She is the original booty.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: She does have to balance things out, you know.
• 19:03
  Speaker 9: I'm not feeling the pink lipstick.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: No, it looks like she's got actual bronze on her face,
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: and that's weird.
• 19:11
  Speaker 11: Why are you looking at her lips? Everybody's looking at
• 19:13
  Speaker 11: her boobs that are covered in gemstones.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: Whose job is that? Again, J-Lo, not really... How much
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: did that cost?
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: To put gemstones on boobs? Are you paying in cash
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: or cocaine?
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: Which is cheaper in the alley?
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Probably cocaine.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: I just don't.
• 19:32
  Speaker 11: Think she's that unique looking. I think she's attractive. I
• 19:35
  Speaker 11: just think she's... I don't know.
• 19:39
  Speaker 6: Cookie cutter.
• 19:40
  Speaker 11: She's basic. She's got all the qualities that anybody wants, but...
• 19:45
  Speaker 11: nothing that stands out.
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: You're just not from the Bronx.
• 19:48
  Speaker 10: That's the problem.
• 19:49
  Speaker 11: I don't care. Jenny can be from the Bronx. I'm
• 19:53
  Speaker 11: not from that block.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: And you really want to be.
• 19:58
  Speaker 11: I think she's from Queens.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: Or Brooklyn. I can't remember.
• 20:03
  Speaker 8: Where does the 6 train come from?
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: Go to.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: Queens, I think.
• 20:07
  Speaker 11: Queens, yeah.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: Are you referencing her album title? Yeah. I knew where
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: you were going is the sad part, that we both.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: That's totally what it was.
• 20:14
  Speaker 8: That's because you all are the same age.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: And we're on the sixth. Probably.
• 20:18
  Speaker 6: Fine.
• 20:22
  Speaker 11: Who is this guy that she keeps talking to?
• 20:24
  Speaker 9: Oh, you're missing it, Patrick.
• 20:25
  Speaker 14: You've got my hair going on.
• 20:28
  Speaker 12: This is the girl's girl and the guy's girl and
• 20:31
  Speaker 12: everyone's girl.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: I'm glad the Grace Jones look is coming back. She
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: kind of has a bum.
• 20:35
  Speaker 9: The Russian wife from, like, Rocky going on there.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Bridget Nielsen?
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: Oh, God.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: Bridget Nielsen.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Let's do a podcast about her. Fuck the Oscars.
• 20:44
  Speaker 11: Can we talk about her when she's on The Surreal Live?
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: Do we have to? I think we're all still blocking
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: that out, aren't we?
• 20:52
  Speaker 11: But that was the funniest part. Why would you want
• 20:54
  Speaker 11: to block that out?
• 20:56
  Speaker 12: I mean, her and, like, what her riding around on
• 20:59
  Speaker 12: his hover-round, drunk, naked.
• 21:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: I'm sticking with blocking. I don't need that image.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Let's go back to Cobra era, Brigitte Nielsen, shall we?
• 21:09
  Speaker 8: 1987.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: Now that I can get on board with.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Some fucking tall hair and shoulder pads business.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: I mean, you got to match. You got to go
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: with a laser. You got to beat your car. Where's
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: the downside of Cobra?
• 21:21
  Speaker 9: Cobra's a perfect movie. There's so much impossible shit with
• 21:24
  Speaker 9: that car. I loved when he spun it around and
• 21:26
  Speaker 9: was apparently doing reverse at 50, 60 miles an hour
• 21:29
  Speaker 9: down the highway and then spun it back around.
• 21:31
  Speaker 10: And he comes up over those hills and just lands
• 21:34
  Speaker 10: and doesn't just mangle the whole front end like you
• 21:36
  Speaker 10: actually would.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: But he does it like six or eight times.
• 21:40
  Speaker 8: Bitch, watch your dress.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: Meanwhile, the rest of Los Angeles is sliding down a
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: hill into the pit of hell because they don't know
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: how to deal with rain. Or at least that's what
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: I'm told.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: All right. So, the movies they expected to hate but
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: actually ended up liking.
• 21:59
  Speaker 8: John Wick is the winner.
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.
• 22:03
  Speaker 10: I'm not going to acknowledge this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
• 22:08
  Speaker 9: Oh, my God. Someone watched it and liked it.
• 22:11
  Speaker 10: Edge of Tomorrow, which that's kind of the one I
• 22:13
  Speaker 10: was also in that camp.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: I was like, that's, yeah. And Hunger Games Mockingjay, which again...
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: I had such low expectations through the series. It's gotten
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: better each movie.
• 22:24
  Speaker 13: I think it'll be best when you can watch the
• 22:26
  Speaker 13: second and the third one together as one film.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: I think so. Because that one, that last one's pretty
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: damn good, actually.
• 22:32
  Speaker 10: I didn't care about the games, because the games are
• 22:34
  Speaker 10: so kiddified, but once we get away from the games, yeah,
• 22:38
  Speaker 10: once we get into battling and no games, I'm all
• 22:40
  Speaker 10: for that.
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: It's a good movie.
• 22:41
  Speaker 9: It's a modern day animal.
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: But the winner is John Wick.
• 22:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah, John Wick.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: God, it was so good.
• 22:49
  Speaker 9: I'll watch it this week.
• 22:50
  Speaker 8: It is so good down there.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: I think you need to.
• 22:54
  Speaker 9: I'll do it.
• 22:56
  Speaker 10: Alright, one of our signature categories here. The dreariest study
• 23:00
  Speaker 10: of the human condition in 2014. I like seeing where
• 23:04
  Speaker 10: people go with this one. Our choices here are Birdman, Nightcrawler,
• 23:12
  Speaker 10: The Judge, Boyhood, Tammy, Godzilla.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: Patrick Evil Awakens, and Citizen Four. And the winner is Nightcrawler.
• 23:28
  Speaker 6: Nightcrawler What the hell? One of a kind. Snarking and fixing.
• 24:03
  Speaker 6: Don't look behind you, Nightcrawler.
• 24:06
  Speaker 7: People have to be skin black, Nightcrawler.
• 24:11
  Speaker 6: You know he's coming back, Nightcrawler.
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• 25:06
  Speaker 13: Leave your stupid comments in your pocket.
• 25:17
  Speaker 8: This is the night of nights. The one night in
• 25:19
  Speaker 8: the year when we forgive.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: Each other our trespasses and band together to beat the English. Backstage,
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: they're whispering, the Russians are coming, the Russians are coming,
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: but the British are already here.
• 25:35
  Speaker 8: Where is that Paul Revere when you need him?
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: She's so hot.
• 25:46
  Speaker 8: They're so hot together.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: Right there on stage.
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: Who is she?
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: Who has she been in?
• 25:55
  Speaker 10: Man, you're going to have to try again.
• 25:58
  Speaker 9: Who is she?
• 25:58
  Speaker 8: I did not watch G.I.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: Joe. Okay.
• 26:00
  Speaker 9: Are they together or are they just.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: Kind of going to hit it later?
• 26:02
  Speaker 11: Because they're totally going to.
• 26:04
  Speaker 9: Hit it later.
• 26:26
  Speaker 10: Sound Mixy, which means none of you really understand how
• 26:29
  Speaker 10: this works. If you did, you would understand why there's
• 26:32
  Speaker 10: a separate category for sound editing.
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: Well, that's true.
• 26:36
  Speaker 10: There are a lot of gun noises and whatnot.
• 26:40
  Speaker 9: Time those gun noises just right or.
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: It ruins the whole movie.
• 26:44
  Speaker 10: It's all jacked up if you don't do it right.
• 26:47
  Speaker 10: And they have to give it some because it's not
• 26:48
  Speaker 10: going to end up as good. So they're like, we
• 26:51
  Speaker 10: like you and we gave you millions of dollars, but
• 26:53
  Speaker 10: we're not going to give you best pictures.
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: Ugh, all that sand.
• 26:58
  Speaker 11: They just make everyone so angry. I hate when sand
• 27:04
  Speaker 11: gets everywhere. That's why there's war there all the time.
• 27:08
  Speaker 11: They're like, god damn it!
• 27:09
  Speaker 9: You know, I've always felt like we should just like
• 27:13
  Speaker 9: flood the region with air conditioners. Just give them so
• 27:17
  Speaker 9: much air conditioning that They'll.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: Just be so much more laid back.
• 27:23
  Speaker 10: Like when they do food drops in other countries, they
• 27:25
  Speaker 10: just drop air conditioning units.
• 27:27
  Speaker 9: Isn't that like a realistic stat? Like in the summer
• 27:29
  Speaker 9: when it's super hot, people are more violent.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: They do that in our cities too. What if the entire.
• 27:34
  Speaker 9: Region was always fucking hot? Like wouldn't that same.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: You might be on to something.
• 27:39
  Speaker 9: We just need to give them a whole bunch of
• 27:41
  Speaker 9: air conditioners.
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: You're going to have to run for office. Are you
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: prepared to do that? You got to get a fancy suit.
• 27:50
  Speaker 10: You've got to stand at a podium and say, drop
• 27:52
  Speaker 10: air conditioner.
• 28:04
  Speaker 9: Blue is tux? Isn't it a white tux?
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: Maybe it's powder.
• 28:08
  Speaker 9: Oh, is it a baby blue? Man, those shoes are big. Hey, Jesus.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: That's just a tweak away from Pee Wee Herman.
• 28:19
  Speaker 9: Ladies and gentlemen, the Joker. I heard he's being written
• 28:28
  Speaker 9: to be Shakespearean. Like seriously, they're not doing a Clockwork
• 28:32
  Speaker 9: Orange kind of dark sadistic thing. Apparently he's going to
• 28:34
  Speaker 9: be very kind of eloquent. Like his words, he said
• 28:38
  Speaker 9: that his Joker is going to be Shakespearean.
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: I don't know how I feel about that.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Suicide Squad.
• 28:44
  Speaker 9: Yeah, Joker's in it. Because he's in Arkham Asylum when
• 28:47
  Speaker 9: they break in. So they run into him in there.
• 28:52
  Speaker 8: So, did they not age for 12 years? Or did
• 28:55
  Speaker 8: these people age too?
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: No, I'm pretty sure they all did.
• 28:57
  Speaker 8: They just shut up for a month every year?
• 29:01
  Speaker 10: I mean, again, you gotta give Linklater credit. Like, he
• 29:04
  Speaker 10: convinced all these people, specifically those two that are legit actors.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: Granted, he was friends.
• 29:09
  Speaker 10: Like, definitely he and, what's his name, were friends. But, like, still, yeah,
• 29:13
  Speaker 10: he and Ethan were friends. But, like, the fact that
• 29:15
  Speaker 10: he's like, okay, at least.
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: Once a year... Sometimes a couple times a year.
• 29:19
  Speaker 10: For the next 12 years, I want you to put
• 29:22
  Speaker 10: on hold whatever you're doing.
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: Come shoot a few scenes of this movie.
• 29:26
  Speaker 13: Best Jurassic Park actress of all time.
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: No Sam Neill.
• 29:32
  Speaker 6: I love Sam Neill. Actress.
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: Things you don't know about Sam Neill.
• 29:36
  Speaker 9: Terrible looking overalls.
• 29:38
  Speaker 8: Things happen to him on that spaceship.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: She hasn't really aged much.
• 29:43
  Speaker 10: Larger.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: It looks good there.
• 29:49
  Speaker 11: She looks so much better. Like she's normally so gaunt. Skeletor.
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: Stone's so.
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: I got my Legos. I don't need your stupid golden
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: whatever Legos. And rounding out the category.
• 30:09
  Speaker 9: She's totally won this.
• 30:11
  Speaker 11: Well, no.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: I don't think so. I think it's like we've got four.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: We've got a whole, I don't know, what the hell
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: did Meryl Streep make this year? Good enough. Throw it
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: in there.
• 30:20
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I think she's winning this.
• 30:23
  Speaker 8: She's got it.
• 30:24
  Speaker 10: I think it's one of the first two. It was
• 30:27
  Speaker 10: sort of neck and neck for those. I think it's Patricia, really.
• 30:30
  Speaker 11: I've learned not to underestimate Stevenson all the time.
• 30:34
  Speaker 9: You really think Patricia?
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: Patricia is kind of the front runner.
• 30:37
  Speaker 9: And the Oscar goes to Patricia Arquette.
• 30:42
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 30:42
  Speaker 9: Good call.
• 30:43
  Speaker 6: And her one big boob.
• 30:48
  Speaker 9: You know, it's crazy, because like I said earlier, you
• 30:49
  Speaker 9: can go back and watch Lost Highway. Man, that girl
• 30:53
  Speaker 9: was smoking hot back then.
• 30:54
  Speaker 8: True romance?
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: True romance.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, right, right, right.
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: It's just now she grew up and now she's mom.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: She really is. She just looks like she's not bad.
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: She just looks like somebody's mom.
• 31:08
  Speaker 9: It's just odd to look at her now and be like,
• 31:09
  Speaker 9: God damn, I used to like eye rape you.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
• 31:13
  Speaker 9: She even pulled out the mom glasses. Wow.
• 31:16
  Speaker 10: If she didn't have to wear this fancy dress, she'd
• 31:17
  Speaker 10: have mom jeans. She's a good actress. I can't knock it.
• 31:26
  Speaker 10: She was great in that. I think Ethan was really good, too,
• 31:31
  Speaker 10: but he's probably not. It's such a weird political game.
• 31:34
  Speaker 10: It really is. Yeah. What?
• 31:40
  Speaker 9: Did she just thank her favorite painter?
• 31:44
  Speaker 13: That's true.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: At least she's grateful. That wouldn't go that far.
• 31:51
  Speaker 10: I mean.
• 31:53
  Speaker 9: Can't we keep it relevant, though? I mean, you won
• 31:57
  Speaker 9: an award for a part in a movie. It doesn't
• 31:59
  Speaker 9: mean you have to thank everyone that ever helped you
• 32:02
  Speaker 9: in your entire life.
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: This is your time.
• 32:07
  Speaker 11: Why are you judging what she's thinking?
• 32:09
  Speaker 10: I'd rather them thank people that inspired them, like their
• 32:13
  Speaker 10: favorite painter, than when they get weirdly political or they
• 32:15
  Speaker 10: just start rambling about shit.
• 32:17
  Speaker 11: Meanwhile, Ethan Hawke looks old as fuck.
• 32:19
  Speaker 8: He does look old as fuck.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Bring it on down to Oscarville.
• 32:25
  Speaker 11: Bring it on down to Oscarville.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: At least get on there so we can bring that
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: back in.
• 32:28
  Speaker 8: Bring it on down to Oscarville.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: There we go. Now we can play us back in.
• 32:32
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: The most impressive director in a 2014 film.
• 32:38
  Speaker 10: The other nominees here, Richard Linklater, which, again, totally deserves it.
• 32:44
  Speaker 10: This one, again, getting no credit for this movie. Doug
• 32:47
  Speaker 10: Liman directed Day After Tomorrow. For what he had to do,
• 32:53
  Speaker 10: to have orchestrated all of that and make it work
• 32:57
  Speaker 10: as good as it does, he needs to get a
• 33:00
  Speaker 10: little more credit than he does this year.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: Let's see. Jeremy Sunye for Blue Ruin, which I have
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: heard nothing but good things about. Super indie, kind of
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: awesome revenge movie.
• 33:13
  Speaker 10: The Russo Brothers for Winter Soldier. But again, by far,
• 33:17
  Speaker 10: the winner is James Gunn.
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: And again, if I have to, I can't argue.
• 33:23
  Speaker 10: If ever there's like a geek that has done good
• 33:26
  Speaker 10: and gone to the major leagues, James Gunn, he kind
• 33:30
  Speaker 10: of knocked.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: It out of the park on that one.
• 33:32
  Speaker 9: Tonight on this stage, we have come together to celebrate
• 33:36
  Speaker 9: and hopefully to fall in love with moving pictures all
• 33:39
  Speaker 9: over again.
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: Okay, maybe....
• 33:48
  Speaker 9: Maybe not Smurfs 2.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: The script read funny.
• 33:55
  Speaker 8: Oh, he's so fucking cute.
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, love you, MPH.
• 33:59
  Speaker 10: See, I'm going to fight the urge to call him
• 34:02
  Speaker 10: the D word because it's too easy at this point.
• 34:04
  Speaker 10: So I'm just going to, I mean, his whole career,
• 34:07
  Speaker 10: it's haunted him. So I'm just going to refer to
• 34:10
  Speaker 10: him as that guy.
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: The dude? I'm going to call him the guy from
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: Starship Troopers.
• 34:15
  Speaker 8: He was really good in Starship Troopers.
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: He's really good in Starship Troopers.
• 34:17
  Speaker 8: He's good as a psychic.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: I want to call him the guy from American Horror Story.
• 34:21
  Speaker 8: I need to watch that one, but what's the best season?
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: That's a good question because I don't love the show,
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: but I have watched a couple of seasons. Watch four.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: Just watch four. That's the one with Neil Patrick Harris
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: in it.
• 34:35
  Speaker 10: I don't know, though.
• 34:37
  Speaker 11: If you watch season four, you're just going to get heartbroken.
• 34:40
  Speaker 12: All the people you love die.
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: Spoiler.
• 34:43
  Speaker 11: Well, I'm just saying.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: It's an American Horror Story.
• 34:46
  Speaker 11: What do you expect? They're not allowing John Travolta to
• 34:50
  Speaker 11: announce anything this year, are they? I mean, after last year.
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: After last year. I'm oblivious.
• 34:55
  Speaker 11: He butchered Idina Menzel's name, called her Adele Dazeem.
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: Same thing, right?
• 35:02
  Speaker 12: I mean, she's only like the most highly sought after
• 35:06
  Speaker 12: Broadway star.
• 35:07
  Speaker 9: Well, maybe if she would have an English name, that
• 35:10
  Speaker 9: should be okay.
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: In Hollywood, they don't acknowledge Broadway.
• 35:14
  Speaker 10: They did.
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: Come on now. Just saying.
• 35:17
  Speaker 10: In Hollywood, that's like seven steps down. They're like, I mean,
• 35:20
  Speaker 10: I guess some people.
• 35:22
  Speaker 11: I mean, we can talk about Hugh Jackman's Broadway boy.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: They all kind of are eventually.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: I love that all the women hosts are towering over
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: all of the.
• 35:31
  Speaker 11: People that they're interviewing.
• 35:33
  Speaker 9: Is Kevin Hart.
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: He is pretty little.
• 35:35
  Speaker 9: Danny Ato would tower over him.
• 35:36
  Speaker 11: I think they're choosing the people that they're going to interview.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: Like, hey, you.
• 35:41
  Speaker 11: They're going to look for Dustin Hoffman soon. They should sign.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: I think Kevin Hart's the only person that's ever been
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: on both Monday Night Raw and the Oscars in the
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: same six-month period.
• 35:53
  Speaker 9: He looks nothing like Kanye West.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: He might be, right?
• 35:55
  Speaker 9: No, he really doesn't.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: You're racist.
• 35:57
  Speaker 10: I'm a rapist.
• 35:59
  Speaker 9: I said racist.
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: I don't like either of these.
• 36:02
  Speaker 9: Maybe a rapist, too.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 36:04
  Speaker 9: Do you think Kanye's sexy?
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: It doesn't matter.
• 36:08
  Speaker 11: Kanye thinks Kanye is sexy.
• 36:10
  Speaker 10: I love you more than Kanye does now.
• 36:15
  Speaker 11: Treat your girl how Kanye would treat Kanye.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: That's some nasty-ass fucking wet, gross carpet right there. You
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: ever walked on wet carpet? It's gross. I'm about to
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: throw up thinking about walking on wet carpet.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: What'd you like? We can hose down this rug.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: He is throwing up. Good podcast audio.
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: I didn't say you got to do it on the mic.
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: No.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: If I'm going to throw up and I'm holding a mic,
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: I'm going to throw up into the mic.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: You're doing it wrong.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: I'm a professional, goddammit. I record everything.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: That's true. Is she wearing a witch hat behind her
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: over there? Oh, I see it.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: There's a woman with a witch hat at the Oscars.
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: It's like, what kind of Halloween party is this?
• 37:03
  Speaker 11: She's waiting for the house to land on her.
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: We all are. Cut to the witch. Cut to the witch.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: Is Melanie Griffith stoned?
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: I think so.
• 37:15
  Speaker 8: I read the book and I don't want to see
• 37:16
  Speaker 8: a thumb in your asshole.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: She's got one right now. What are you talking about?
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: That's why she's standing so awkwardly on the red carpet. Wow.
• 37:24
  Speaker 8: Don't take your mom to the Oscars.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: No doubt.
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's her daughter.
• 37:31
  Speaker 11: I did not realize that.
• 37:32
  Speaker 8: My mom was a slut in tons of movies.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: I love watching families fight on the red carpet.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: Where's Tippi Hedren now? Get her out of here.
• 37:39
  Speaker 11: It's like, Mom, I'm going to steal your swag bag
• 37:41
  Speaker 11: later when we get out of this. The regeneration thing out.
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 37:45
  Speaker 11: Look, she's pissed. She's pissed. I'm going to grin through this.
• 37:52
  Speaker 8: I'm going into hardcore porn, apparently.
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: Whatever, Mom.
• 37:54
  Speaker 11: I got fucked on screen. I'm making millions.
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: Fuck it.
• 37:58
  Speaker 9: That dude has the worst bangs.
• 38:00
  Speaker 8: He's got the worst bangs ever.
• 38:01
  Speaker 9: The worst bangs ever. Oh my God, what is going
• 38:04
  Speaker 9: on with his hair? That's painful.
• 38:10
  Speaker 10: What hair doesn't look awkward, does it?
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: Is that Ripley's Believe It or Not across the street
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: from the Oscars open on Oscar Day? Like, fuck, we
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: couldn't find a place to park. We just want to
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: go to the goddamn museum and these goddamn Oscars are everywhere.
• 38:24
  Speaker 11: Just want to see some shrunken heads.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: I want to see the dude with the long curly
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: fingernails and this fucking John Travolta's on the red carpet.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: Ruining my goddamn day.
• 38:34
  Speaker 9: I still think that her and Keira Knightley have penises.
• 38:37
  Speaker 11: I just know that Keira Knightley has my penis.
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: She's okay with it.
• 38:44
  Speaker 9: Yeah, as the pictures have proven.
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: I know. I just gave her credit for that on
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: a recent episode.
• 38:50
  Speaker 10: She's awesome because she's like, I don't care what you do,
• 38:53
  Speaker 10: just don't CG me.
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: Just don't airbrush shit on there that ain't mine.
• 38:57
  Speaker 9: Now if we can just get Kate Winslet to do that.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: That ain't going to happen.
• 39:01
  Speaker 9: She used to be the big, she got furious about
• 39:05
  Speaker 9: getting Photoshopped too.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but she will get naked in any movie she's in.
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: It's like a kid's movie.
• 39:10
  Speaker 11: I'll get Kate Winslet naked any day.
• 39:13
  Speaker 9: No problem being one of those French women.
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: She did not shy away from that in every movie.
• 39:20
  Speaker 9: I remember working at the theater when that came out
• 39:21
  Speaker 9: and so many people left her in that scene.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: Old people.
• 39:24
  Speaker 9: Old people were really offended by that scene and left
• 39:27
  Speaker 9: when she was naked and he was drawing her. I
• 39:28
  Speaker 9: was like, it's nice. even, you didn't even get to
• 39:31
  Speaker 9: wonder having sex. I mean, that was just, that was
• 39:33
  Speaker 9: actually very artsy, not sexual. It was much more sexual
• 39:36
  Speaker 9: in the car later.
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: Have you heard the new theory?
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: We need to.
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: Maybe we'll put that off for later.
• 39:42
  Speaker 11: That they could have both been on the door?
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: Well, no. I've heard that one for years. If Kate
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: would have moved her ass over, we'd be fine. But no.
• 39:52
  Speaker 10: No, there is one that just showed up on the
• 39:54
  Speaker 10: internet the other day. Basically, it's kind of the Ferris
• 40:02
  Speaker 10: Fight Club idea again.
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: What if there was no Jack?
• 40:07
  Speaker 10: Because when she sees him for the first time, you
• 40:10
  Speaker 10: realize she's suicidal and hanging off the side of a boat.
• 40:13
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 40:13
  Speaker 10: So is it something in her head that kind of
• 40:15
  Speaker 10: snapped and is using that as a tool to save
• 40:19
  Speaker 10: her life and not let her kill herself? So she
• 40:22
  Speaker 10: manifests this person because he just magically shows up when
• 40:27
  Speaker 10: she's suicidal. He's the exact opposite in every way of
• 40:30
  Speaker 10: her jackass fiance.
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 40:34
  Speaker 6: And.
• 40:35
  Speaker 10: On top of that, I was like, yeah, yeah, whatever.
• 40:37
  Speaker 10: I hear this with movies all the time. But you
• 40:39
  Speaker 10: get to the bottom of this thing and it gives
• 40:40
  Speaker 10: the exact description that she gives as an old lady
• 40:44
  Speaker 10: when they're like, there's no record of a Jack on
• 40:46
  Speaker 10: the books of the titans. She's like, no, I guess
• 40:49
  Speaker 10: there wouldn't be. He exists only in my mind. I
• 40:52
  Speaker 10: don't even have a picture of him.
• 40:54
  Speaker 9: She says that?
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right. And I'm like, okay, wait, you might
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: have a point now.
• 41:00
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: Everything about it, like at the end, she's just like,
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: he existed only in my mind.
• 41:06
  Speaker 10: Oh, wow.
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: Crazy old bitch. She does go into.
• 41:09
  Speaker 8: That in the movie because then there's the whole theory
• 41:12
  Speaker 8: that he.
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: Didn't really exist.
• 41:14
  Speaker 11: It's been a figment of her imagination.
• 41:15
  Speaker 12: Some illusion she came up with to make herself feel
• 41:19
  Speaker 12: that way.
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: In addition to the fact that she lied, she's kind
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: of a slut. Anyway. It's my favorite side book.
• 41:26
  Speaker 9: I remember before even hearing that theory, I worked at
• 41:28
  Speaker 9: the theater when the movie was out for over a
• 41:31
  Speaker 9: year because that movie was in theaters for over a year.
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: And that was pretty much the last time that ever happened.
• 41:37
  Speaker 9: And I remember when you have to deal with that
• 41:39
  Speaker 9: movie for that long, you get so many fucking arguments
• 41:42
  Speaker 9: about it. And my main gripe with that movie was
• 41:46
  Speaker 9: the woman went on to have a family and children
• 41:50
  Speaker 9: and grandchildren. Yet she, when she dies that last scene,
• 41:55
  Speaker 9: she goes back to the fling she had for two
• 41:57
  Speaker 9: or three days on a boat. You had a husband
• 42:00
  Speaker 9: and had children, and they had children, but who do
• 42:03
  Speaker 9: you go to in heaven? The guy you nailed on
• 42:06
  Speaker 9: a boat.
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: I wanted that guy boned on a boat one time.
• 42:10
  Speaker 9: Apparently he was the Titanic. Celine Dion can.
• 42:13
  Speaker 11: Just do that to you.
• 42:14
  Speaker 8: Every night in my dreams.
• 42:27
  Speaker 7: I just want to be Kelly Osbourne on the E!
• 42:31
  Speaker 8: Network in critique fashion.
• 42:34
  Speaker 7: That's what I want to do with my life.
• 42:54
  Speaker 12: Since Joan Rivers is dead now, I just want to be, like,
• 42:58
  Speaker 12: akin to Kelly Osbourne.
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: You have to take over. That's what we're doing. That's
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: what I want to do.
• 43:02
  Speaker 11: That's what I want to do with my life, just
• 43:04
  Speaker 11: critique the fashion.
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to get that going.
• 43:06
  Speaker 9: Oh, those pants, though.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: We can get your foot in the door on this.
• 43:08
  Speaker 9: Look at those pants.
• 43:10
  Speaker 11: Yeah, she looks good.
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: She is a Wes Anderson character.
• 43:13
  Speaker 11: Annie Lennox called. Oh, my gosh, yes.
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: Although she was on the other night. You saw her, right?
• 43:20
  Speaker 11: Did you see her performance?
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: She's awesome, but I was like, when did she.
• 43:25
  Speaker 9: What was her look?
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: Because she turned into... When.
• 43:28
  Speaker 11: Did she turn into, like, she-devil.
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: No, she was always she-devil. No.
• 43:35
  Speaker 11: I just kind of want to be like, hey, girl, hey.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: I can see that.
• 43:39
  Speaker 11: She's a vampire. Is Kathy Race had a hot point?
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: Hotter. You can't get much hotter than Kathy Bates.
• 43:58
  Speaker 12: Kathy Bates circa now or circa American Horror Story?
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: Either way.
• 44:03
  Speaker 11: Season three or four?
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: At one point they were much younger than they are now.
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: I'm just thinking her in the hot tub scene.
• 44:10
  Speaker 11: Yeah. J-Lo's nip just pops out. Wes Anderson is tweeting
• 44:15
  Speaker 11: about this on his typewriter.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: Hashtag. I knew it. They're a schematic of the Death
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: Star on the stage.
• 44:27
  Speaker 11: I know.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: And this is where you head in. We've got to
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: hit the thermal port.
• 44:31
  Speaker 9: And you don't want to see part two with Childish Gambino.
• 44:34
  Speaker 11: It's Childish Gambino, isn't it?
• 44:35
  Speaker 9: It's going to be in Magic Mike part two.
• 44:38
  Speaker 11: That makes me sad for him because he's better than
• 44:40
  Speaker 11: that shit.
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: He kind of is.
• 44:43
  Speaker 9: Way better than Lazarus Effect, too, though, on that note.
• 44:45
  Speaker 11: I still want to see Lazarus Effect, though. Gambino and
• 44:48
  Speaker 11: Evan Peterson, I want to see it.
• 44:49
  Speaker 6: Sorry.
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: Sorry, Lazarus. Because we haven't already seen Flatliners. That's what
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: I said when.
• 44:55
  Speaker 11: The trailer came out.
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: Flatliners reboot.
• 45:01
  Speaker 8: Next category.
• 45:03
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: We're losing people. They're dropping.
• 45:05
  Speaker 9: We're losing people.
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: I already clubbed Michael with a foiler. He's dead now. Yeah.
• 45:11
  Speaker 10: That's why you haven't heard him in a while. We
• 45:13
  Speaker 10: had to take him out, so we're losing people. So,
• 45:16
  Speaker 10: this one I just broke up. I gave people their
• 45:19
  Speaker 10: option of your favorite, what you would consider to be
• 45:22
  Speaker 10: a mainstream movie.
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: Again, the other nominee is The Lego Movie, which is awesome.
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: After Tomorrow, awesome. Birdman, Interstellar, but we all know it's
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: Guardians of the Galaxy. The winner is Guardians, by far.
• 45:37
  Speaker 9: You kind of own 2014.
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: Everybody, yeah, everybody kind of was on board with that.
• 45:41
  Speaker 10: This one, again, that's why I leave it up to
• 45:44
  Speaker 10: the person to decide, because a lot of these, it
• 45:48
  Speaker 10: becomes a weird dividing line now, what you want to
• 45:51
  Speaker 10: consider indie, because the other one is your favorite indie,
• 45:56
  Speaker 10: what you would consider to be an indie film for 2015.
• 46:01
  Speaker 10: Our options are Begin Again, Citizen Four, which is at
• 46:05
  Speaker 10: least an indie film, Nightcrawler, Stretch, We Still Kill the
• 46:10
  Speaker 10: Old Way, Dead Snow 2, or at least that one's Indy,
• 46:15
  Speaker 10: Jodorowsky's Dune, Cold in July, Inherit Vice, and Birdman.
• 46:20
  Speaker 9: Some of those were not Indy at all.
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: And the winner, again, most of these, it's arguably, why
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: leave it up to the, oh, they're kicking up the birdies.
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: And the winner is Jodorowsky's Dune. So there's our rundown.
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: Finish the categories. That means it's time for dessert. You
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: know it's coming. What's dessert? Bacon dessert? You know you
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: love the crack. Don't pretend like you don't love the crack.
• 46:49
  Speaker 8: I'll give you some crack.
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: Let's bust it out.
• 46:51
  Speaker 9: It's really crack for dessert.
• 46:56
  Speaker 13: It's pretty good, but it's very fatty.
• 47:00
  Speaker 6: It's hard not to feel that emptiness.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: Okay, Karen, we're rounding this thing out.
• 47:06
  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 47:06
  Speaker 10: Most people have wandered off. David is sleepy and he
• 47:10
  Speaker 10: went home.
• 47:11
  Speaker 11: I've definitely fallen asleep a couple times.
• 47:12
  Speaker 10: She's dozed a few times. She woke up to play
• 47:14
  Speaker 10: with Babe and get some pastry crack because, again, it's
• 47:19
  Speaker 10: a tradition. We have to have the pastry cracked to
• 47:21
  Speaker 10: round this thing out. So we're all cracked up on
• 47:24
  Speaker 10: sugar and that's good because I have to drive home.
• 47:26
  Speaker 10: So we'd like to thank you for once again joining
• 47:29
  Speaker 10: us on this year's annual ridiculous tradition of Oscar Meltdown
• 47:35
  Speaker 10: and for partaking in the foilers. Any parting words, Karen?
• 47:42
  Speaker 10: What are your thoughts on the films of 2014?
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: I really haven't.
• 47:46
  Speaker 11: Seen any of them this year. I was slacking this year.
• 47:49
  Speaker 10: That's why this awesome list that we've assembled for you,
• 47:53
  Speaker 10: you just were making a list. I assigned like three
• 47:56
  Speaker 10: today before you left.
• 47:56
  Speaker 11: I know. I really need to watch them.
• 48:00
  Speaker 10: Don't worry, I got them all off Redbox.
• 48:03
  Speaker 9: Yes, he bought them right away.
• 48:06
  Speaker 10: He went to a store and bought them on Blu-ray
• 48:08
  Speaker 10: while we were having pastry crack.
• 48:10
  Speaker 9: Support your local video stores. Oh, wait, most of those
• 48:13
  Speaker 9: are gone.
• 48:14
  Speaker 10: All right, well, hopefully everyone has found movies that they
• 48:17
  Speaker 10: loved or now need to see, like all the ones
• 48:19
  Speaker 10: I just gave for Dave to watch.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: Are you dying?
• 48:23
  Speaker 10: All right, it's like 3 in the morning now, and
• 48:31
  Speaker 10: Oscar time.
• 48:32
  Speaker 9: We better get the hell out of here. Otherwise, that
• 48:34
  Speaker 9: about does it. We will return next time.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: Same geek feed.
• 48:36
  Speaker 10: Thanks for listening.
• 48:37
  Speaker 11: The Skrillex might be too rowdy for this audience.
• 48:55
  Speaker 14: I could watch you for a lifetime You're my favorite
• 49:00
  Speaker 14: movie I never knew what's coming. Forever fascinating. Hope you
• 49:16
  Speaker 14: don't stop running to make us all.
• 49:20
  Speaker 7: You are my cinema, I could watch you forever. Action, thriller,
• 49:26
  Speaker 7: I could watch you forever.
• 49:42
  Speaker 7: .
• 49:43
  Speaker 8: .
• 49:58
  Speaker 15: .
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: .
• 50:00
  Speaker 7: .
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: We'll be right back.
• 50:55
  Speaker 14: Thank you for watching.
• 51:20
  Speaker 7: You are a cinema, I could watch you forever.
• 51:23
  Speaker 6: Action, thriller, I.
• 51:24
  Speaker 7: Could watch you forever. You are my cinema, the Hollywood treasure.
• 51:38
  Speaker 14: Love you just.
• 51:39
  Speaker 7: The way you are, my cinema, my cinema. Get up,
• 51:43
  Speaker 7: get down.
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: My leaves, they're going to.
• 51:45
  Speaker 15: Break it down.
• 51:47
  Speaker 7: Get up, get down.
• 51:50
  Speaker 15: My leaves, they're going to break it down.
• 51:53
  Speaker 9: Get up, get down.
• 51:55
  Speaker 7: My leaves, they're going to break it down. Get up,
• 51:59
  Speaker 7: get down.
• 51:59
  Speaker 6: Get up, get down.
• 52:07
  Speaker 9: I'm done.
• 52:08
  Speaker 6: I'm done. I'm done.
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: The Hollywood treasure.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: Tango and Cash.
• 53:42
  Speaker 9: I haven't seen Tango and Cash in a minute. That'd
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  Speaker 9: be good stuff, actually.
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  Speaker 5: Cash and Tango.
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  Speaker 2: Tango and Cash.
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  Speaker 6: Rats in a maze.
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  Speaker 4: I will watch Tango and Cash.
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  Speaker 10: I'm just scamming movies right now in the middle of
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  Speaker 10: the show.
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  Speaker 4: I'm in front of you.
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  Speaker 6: Shh.
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  Speaker 4: People, close your eyes. Close your ears. This is not allowed.
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  Speaker 10: I'm going to do it when I get home, but
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  Speaker 10: at least I wait until I'm in the privacy of
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  Speaker 10: my home.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, you're not awkward at all.
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  Speaker 6: At all.
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  Speaker 4: Really want to rewind.
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  Speaker 9: Complete opposite of awkward. I really thought he was going
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  Speaker 9: in to lick his ear there. I was like, they
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  Speaker 9: are totally going to make out on stage.
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  Speaker 4: How do you spell inheritance?
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  Speaker 10: I'm not healthy. Look at the look on the kid
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  Speaker 10: from boyhood. He's like, I think I've been here for
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  Speaker 10: 12 years.
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  Speaker 9: You got the red line of fail on that.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not a good speller.
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  Speaker 4: You're good at thievery, but not spelling.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, it's so.
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  Speaker 4: Easy to spell.
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  Speaker 11: Wow, his teeth are fucked.
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  Speaker 9: Probably just English. It's alright.
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  Speaker 11: Sorry, I don't care.
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  Speaker 10: No, his teeth were fucked up.
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  Speaker 11: Sorry.
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  Speaker 9: They do match his shirt.
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  Speaker 12: They were like some fucking pirate teeth. They haven't been
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  Speaker 12: brushed in a dick year.
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  Speaker 5: This episode is a production of Movie Meltdown. Produced and
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  Speaker 5: edited by The Oddity Studios. With opening music performed by
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  Speaker 5: The Empires. For more on how to sponsor or support
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  Speaker 5: the show, email producer at moviemeltdown.com.