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OUTRO: Jase is in pain · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: We're all your med bastards.
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  Speaker 2: Loving the Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Get up even Closer on Instagram, YouTube and tik tok
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  Speaker 1: raw every weekday on radio. Oh no, it's too early
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  Speaker 1: for that. Jeez, here we go, Kim on old weird Noises, Mogi.
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  Speaker 3: Don't be like that. It's a big day.
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  Speaker 1: Mogi's got his town pants on them.
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  Speaker 3: You noticed that I've got my go into town pants
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  Speaker 3: on fields because I had an interview today. Did you
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  Speaker 3: have interview but an interview? Yes? So I had to
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  Speaker 3: wear my smart pants and my smart shoes for the
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  Speaker 3: photos photo.
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  Speaker 1: Shoot from Mogi, your smart face.
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  Speaker 3: It had to shave my face. Corporate Mogi, they call them.
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  Speaker 2: Did you have a nice blazer or something that you.
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  Speaker 3: Want to know? I thought about a blazer, and I thought,
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  Speaker 3: I just can't do it. I'm because it's not me.
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  Speaker 2: It's a very it's a very good lock.
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  Speaker 4: I think you know your jeans, your nice shoes, good
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  Speaker 4: nice ship, and a blazer not on you. I've got it, mate,
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  Speaker 4: I fucking rock that ro.
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  Speaker 1: I know you do. I've never worn a blazer and
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  Speaker 1: a T shirt before. I have because it's something that
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  Speaker 1: likes billionaire CEOs do to look sort of like chill,
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  Speaker 1: but like rich.
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  Speaker 3: There's something does when he goes out too. Pugs's videos.
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  Speaker 4: I still haven't found man, I'm looking for my black
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  Speaker 4: jacket yet that I need for my inner city.
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  Speaker 3: Look I found.
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  Speaker 2: I found a few close that have been close.
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  Speaker 4: I found one that was a perfect fit the other day,
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  Speaker 4: except it had shiny lapels, and it's.
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  Speaker 1: Like, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: Why not?
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  Speaker 2: It needs to be just playing.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes you try and shoehorn yourself into something when it's
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  Speaker 3: not quite right. It's not right, it's all going, and
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  Speaker 3: then you get a home. I'm never wearing that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna find it.
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  Speaker 3: It's just.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you get that jacket with the shiny lapels
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  Speaker 1: and then sort of half fast colored the men with
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  Speaker 1: a vivid like you've done with.
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  Speaker 3: Your Please, He's got you there.
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  Speaker 1: Every video Jason Rigers, Reburg ahead, the people coming like nice,
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  Speaker 1: Reburg Ahead.
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  Speaker 3: Who fucking loves it? Bro?
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  Speaker 5: I know?
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  Speaker 1: Is it the fit?
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  Speaker 4: I think I'm dying fellous. Oh no, I think I've
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  Speaker 4: got deep veins from bosis. I barely made it up.
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  Speaker 4: The hell get you, I barely made it up.
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  Speaker 2: The hell I've been horor the mood?
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  Speaker 4: What happens My wife has constantly been saying to me,
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  Speaker 4: are you're right, You're I've been enough that No, enough
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  Speaker 4: hor of.
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  Speaker 3: The mood because of your deep veins from boss? When
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  Speaker 3: are you going jacket in the park?
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  Speaker 2: You you mentioned yesterday.
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  Speaker 4: You know you had a toothache, and I didn't.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I'll tell you what if you've got a
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  Speaker 3: fucking toothache.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't have a toothache yesterday. Because I was
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  Speaker 4: going to reply to that immediately with I've had the
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  Speaker 4: most fucking in tense earache from yesterday, and.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder and I went, no, I can't do that
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  Speaker 2: because he will slam me.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, for what, I had a fucking massive earache, And
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  Speaker 4: now I've got this fucking spot on my neck that's
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  Speaker 4: just throbbing and painful and down under my arm pet
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  Speaker 4: and I feel wiped out deep vein thrombosis.
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  Speaker 3: Because that's from sitting for long periods.
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  Speaker 5: Is it?
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  Speaker 1: Because Yeah, No, it sounds like worried about you.
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  Speaker 3: Look at him.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like you should go to the doctor.
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  Speaker 3: No, you're all good, Nah, be fine? Waited.
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  Speaker 1: I just pump a few pemmies they called pennies. Are
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  Speaker 1: you having camel?
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  Speaker 3: At your age.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of the doctor.
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  Speaker 1: Jayson speaking of he needs to those are like symptoms
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  Speaker 1: of like meningitis. Oh yeah, your fucking Glens and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Glens and my cousin died of that Kezy and my
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  Speaker 1: brother had when he was a baby.
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  Speaker 3: With just speak for Jason has been through.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, maybe you should go to the doctor. Right,
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  Speaker 1: He's not going to make sure you with a hat though.
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  Speaker 2: But listen, do you still have tramis?
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  Speaker 1: Nah? Yeah, I do.
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  Speaker 2: Can you bring some in on Monday?
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  Speaker 1: You won't be here on Monday because you'll be dead.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's true.
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  Speaker 1: You haven't gone to the doctor.
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  Speaker 4: Do you think you can get in touch with your wife?
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  Speaker 4: She could pick the trammies up and courry of them
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  Speaker 4: and drop them off.
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  Speaker 2: To the show today.
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  Speaker 1: Well what do I tell her.
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  Speaker 2: That I'm dying?
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  Speaker 1: And then she was like, oh, is he going to
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  Speaker 1: go to the doctor? And I was like, Nah, want
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  Speaker 1: those trammies. He wants you to bring them some drugs.
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  Speaker 2: And it didn't have But I'll talk about this in
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  Speaker 2: the show.
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  Speaker 1: The Whochy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hurarchy.
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  Speaker 1: With the Warchy Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 4: We start to the day Fellers putting together an ikea
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  Speaker 4: fucking shell unit.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds fun as I can't wait.
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  Speaker 3: I can't wait because I know how this goes, because
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  Speaker 3: it goes the same way for me, human man.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking hell.
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  Speaker 4: So I get into a zone and my wife gets
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  Speaker 4: into a zone, and you gain each other.
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  Speaker 2: No, my wife.
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  Speaker 4: You know when you're a parent, mogan and used to
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  Speaker 4: drive my daughter crazy when they're losing their ship and
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  Speaker 4: you go into parent soft talking.
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  Speaker 2: Mode, it's going to be okay. And my daughter Scarlett
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  Speaker 2: used to hate that so much.
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  Speaker 4: Don't speak today in your quiet voice.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, you're the being.
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  Speaker 2: In a fucking hooever is doing it together?
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  Speaker 3: We go, No, that's not that's not the problem. If
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  Speaker 3: you're doing it by yourself, would you have been in
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  Speaker 3: a horror of a mood because you also couldn't I'm
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  Speaker 3: assuming it's a frustration because you couldn't do it it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there were a lot of frustrations.
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  Speaker 1: And it's amazing. Like a shelf, it's put you in
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  Speaker 1: a fucking herd.
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  Speaker 3: You know my tradition what I like to do when
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  Speaker 3: I'm doing those sorts of things, and I'm much better
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  Speaker 3: than I used to be because I did it quite
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  Speaker 3: I had to talk quite a lot. What's going on there?
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  Speaker 3: Was putting it, putting it together, no worries. Then you
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  Speaker 3: look at it and you go that shelfs upside down. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it seems to take the whole thing apart.
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  Speaker 1: And one bit's just just upside down, you know, and
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  Speaker 1: that just fucking ah you fuck. I actually really I
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  Speaker 1: love it, bengo what it was.
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  Speaker 4: But anyway, but you know, I need my wife because
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  Speaker 4: because they don't.
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  Speaker 2: She can read.
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  Speaker 4: She's better at reading those instructions than I am. Like
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  Speaker 4: I I you will not meets a more illogical person
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  Speaker 4: in your life.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like, and she'd just be doing it without you,
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  Speaker 1: and I think that she would prefer it. So she's
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  Speaker 1: good at reading the instructions.
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  Speaker 3: And she's also staying calm.
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  Speaker 1: And all you're doing is everything wrong you can't read
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  Speaker 1: the instructions and getting angry?
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  Speaker 4: Can I can I just say she clearly didn't read
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  Speaker 4: the instruction.
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  Speaker 3: Her fault.
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  Speaker 2: She clearly mixed it up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah good, I hope you took it out on it.
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  Speaker 4: Seriously, man, About four or five times I had to
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  Speaker 4: go into.
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  Speaker 5: The because I was I was fucking are you kidding?
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  Speaker 1: How big is the shell about? But it's only about
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  Speaker 1: you know, is it a bookshelf?
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  Speaker 4: Six f No, it's like a clothing shells good, like
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  Speaker 4: a wardrobe organized thing?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, kind of. It's just a big stand with
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  Speaker 2: shelves on it, and you disc.
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  Speaker 3: See like a wardrobe organized.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds pretty simple and basic.
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  Speaker 2: It does, But I must say, that's what I thought.
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  Speaker 4: And you know, there are over two hundred fucking screws
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  Speaker 4: and shit, so it wasn't just you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, two hundred screws totally men fucking oath.
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  Speaker 1: There was two hundred maybe not two hundred, maybe forty.
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  Speaker 4: No, I swear to god there would have been at
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  Speaker 4: least one hundred and fifty there.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, why the fuck are there's so many screws,
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  Speaker 2: that's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: I guess they wanted to stay together. I guess I
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  Speaker 1: knew that you'd lose so many. Throw them at the wall.
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  Speaker 1: A power drill, yes, I do. Do you use the
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  Speaker 1: screwdriver attachment?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Do you see it to drill mode or like one?
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  Speaker 1: Two three?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Are you going to take this man?
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  Speaker 2: Listen?
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  Speaker 1: They borrowed my power drill, put the screwdriver attachment, but
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  Speaker 1: lift it on drill mode. And so no matter how
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  Speaker 1: much resistance the screw gives you back, the d just
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  Speaker 1: keeps going and turning the screw.
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  Speaker 4: No idea, No I in terms of the screw is
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  Speaker 4: funnily enough, I did them all by hand.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because it was.
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  Speaker 4: It was really it was awkward angles and ship and the.
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  Speaker 5: Like.
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  Speaker 4: There'd be a pole like that and the screw would
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  Speaker 4: be right next to the pole. That also, you know,
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  Speaker 4: I thought, like I thought Ikea stuff was like Swedish,
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  Speaker 4: it's fucking made in China.
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  Speaker 2: And it's just fuck you.
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  Speaker 1: I care more like I don't care.
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  Speaker 2: That's ship.
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  Speaker 1: What's it feel like? They have done half a day's
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  Speaker 1: yaka jay I reckon.
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  Speaker 4: Well, here's the thing, feelings. It took us have a
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  Speaker 4: three fucking hours and then we.
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  Speaker 2: Still haven't finished it.
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  Speaker 1: How about this next time? No me, No, I'll build
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  Speaker 1: it for you.
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  Speaker 3: No, next time, get pugs to come over and video.
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  Speaker 4: And this is the This is the other thing too,
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  Speaker 4: is that my wife when we ordered it, she said,
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  Speaker 4: we can hire a guy to put it all together
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  Speaker 4: for forty bucks, and I mean, I know we can
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  Speaker 4: do it.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck you, hody j you idiots.
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  Speaker 3: Is a bag. I'll come around taken in three years.
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  Speaker 1: I'll come around and do it, and all I'll charge
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  Speaker 1: is you have to go get us some doublings for lunch.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, we've got to put some jaws together and they're
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  Speaker 4: three boxes worth. This one was only one fucking box.
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  Speaker 3: They'll do that.
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  Speaker 1: I'll come around and do that next week.
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  Speaker 2: I can't have you upstaging kid. I can't have another man.
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  Speaker 1: Get a man over and it's easy. Hello, that'll be me.
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  Speaker 3: I'd rather smash mode my shelves against a wall.
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  Speaker 1: I'd rather divorce my wife.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, fucking oh.
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  Speaker 1: Ah, good stuff. Hey us in the Big Show four
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  Speaker 1: or seven weekdays Radio Hurduki