Latest / everybody has a secret
I’ll never have sex again
Hiiii besties,
Alrighty! We’re vibing out in the vault today because we announce the stan name that you all voted for - we’re prettttyyy damn excited about it. Alas though, we’re dealt with a rather fascinating secret, one that involves a sexless marriage. And then, Louis Hanson has something a little extravagant up his sleeve. PRANK TOKEN ALERT.
Big thanks to VUSH and their newest toy, the Empress Tidal, for making this episode possible. Whether you’re dipping your toes in the shallows or diving into the deep end, we know you’ll be thanking VUSH - and yourself - later.
Got a secret to spill?…
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