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The One Where You Have To Be Able To Laugh At Things · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hey, Nave, it's La La Ken. Welcome back to and
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  Speaker 1: Get Them La La Podcast Regular old episode.
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  Speaker 2: Guys. Hey, Hi, we're recording today.
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  Speaker 3: Hi.
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  Speaker 4: Hi, how are y'all?
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  Speaker 3: Hi?
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  Speaker 4: How are ya?
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  Speaker 3: It's a it's.
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  Speaker 5: Thursday, And tell everyone why we're recording today.
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  Speaker 1: Because I have jury duty on Monday.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, I've been fighting this. I've been fighting
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  Speaker 2: this for like over a year. And my business manager
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  Speaker 2: is like, you didn't deal with it. They sent me
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  Speaker 2: another letter. I'm like, I did.
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  Speaker 1: Deal with it, Steve, I dealt with it, motherfucker. Why
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  Speaker 1: do they keep coming for me? And he's like, don't
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  Speaker 1: even worry about it. I definitely believe you because they
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  Speaker 1: continue to send my mother, who's been dead for years,
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  Speaker 1: jury duty notices. And I'm like, I don't know how
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  Speaker 1: to tell you this in any other way except for
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  Speaker 1: she no longer exists on the planet.
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  Speaker 2: She's not here.
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  Speaker 4: You're lucky. What if you get a trial?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm secretly hoping it's murder because I'm I'm one
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  Speaker 1: hundred percent don't even need to hear he's guilty.
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  Speaker 4: They're not going to pick you.
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  Speaker 1: If you say I think the justice system has it
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  Speaker 1: all wrong. I think it should be guilty until proven innocent.
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  Speaker 5: Ah, we would need to build a many a jail.
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  Speaker 2: Lock them all up.
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  Speaker 5: Could you imagine if you do get trial and it
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  Speaker 5: goes on for months.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'd have a lot of podcast content. All you
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  Speaker 2: have to talk about it until it's over, that's fine, But.
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  Speaker 4: We could start a new podcast based off of the trial.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm secretly bummed out that I have jury duty. Like
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  Speaker 1: I've been trying to fight it, fight it, fight it,
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  Speaker 1: and finally they just got to me. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm proud to be a productive citizen in Los Angeles,
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  Speaker 1: in the United States, And I'm totally kidding.
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  Speaker 2: Do not lock them until they're proven innocent. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I should not be telling you how to run anything.
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  Speaker 4: No but government.
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  Speaker 6: If you hear this, I've never been asked for diry duty,
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  Speaker 6: and I'm starting to get a little offended because I'd
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  Speaker 6: really like to serve.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm here, I'm here, come get me. Isn't that crazy?
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  Speaker 1: In what other case do you need to be Do
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  Speaker 1: you need jurors like you need it just in trouble, Well,
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  Speaker 1: you need fraudulent fraudulents.
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  Speaker 6: I love the word of the year fraud eviction case
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  Speaker 6: is boring, but don't ask me on an eviction case.
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  Speaker 4: Ask me when you know.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I also a government did my own taxes a
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  Speaker 6: couple months ago, so yay for me, and I'm probably
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  Speaker 6: gonna be.
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  Speaker 4: In jail in six months.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, really, I know.
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  Speaker 4: I thought I did them really well.
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  Speaker 6: But my dad was like, Jessica, damn it. You shouldn't
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  Speaker 6: have done him yourself.
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  Speaker 2: I should have used like tax turbo or something I did.
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  Speaker 4: That's what I mean by myself.
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  Speaker 1: Oh well, then technically you didn't do it about yourself
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  Speaker 1: tax turbo did it?
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  Speaker 2: So tell your turbo tax turbot what I say.
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  Speaker 3: Tax turbo TurboTax.
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  Speaker 2: Well, either way, tell Jake it's not Jessica's problem. It's
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  Speaker 2: tax turbo TurboTax it myself.
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  Speaker 4: I thought, screw it.
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  Speaker 5: No, you never do it yourself. You don't know the ways.
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  Speaker 5: You can't get as much at you gotta.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even want to talk about what I pay
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  Speaker 2: in tax. Oh no, throw myself into oncoming traffic. It's fine.
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  Speaker 2: It's fine.
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  Speaker 6: Was it you guys telling me about the Family Guy
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  Speaker 6: episode where it's like they like break off from the
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  Speaker 6: government and then rebuild it and rebuild it, and then
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  Speaker 6: they end up paying taxes pretty much.
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  Speaker 3: As taxes is what it was. Again.
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  Speaker 1: No, I complain about every tax that I have to pay,
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  Speaker 1: and then when I see what I have to sign
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  Speaker 1: off on to pay taxes, and I'm furious about it.
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  Speaker 1: But then I'll be driving and I'm like, they need
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  Speaker 1: to fix this. I'll pay more taxes to have this fixed.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I gotta say, the tolls in New York so worth it.
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  Speaker 4: In my opinion.
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  Speaker 6: The highways are spotless, clean, gorgeous, no potholes.
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  Speaker 4: I kind of wish they had tolls here in LA
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  Speaker 4: because of that.
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  Speaker 6: Tolls like you pay when you're driving on the freeway.
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  Speaker 3: I think they do.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's not a very productive system. I guess
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  Speaker 2: my bad.
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  Speaker 4: I take it back.
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  Speaker 3: Then.
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  Speaker 1: I love driving on the freeway sometimes, and it's like,
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  Speaker 1: this freeway will be complete in July of two thousand
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  Speaker 1: and eleven, and I'm like, wow, we're really bine.
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  Speaker 2: We should take that sign down because the fact that
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  Speaker 2: no one cares. Either cares, you don't need to finish
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  Speaker 2: the road, but at least take the sign down. You know,
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  Speaker 2: it's embarrassing for the day, and yet we all still
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  Speaker 2: choose to live here. It's wild.
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  Speaker 4: It's wild sheep.
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  Speaker 3: I tell you great weather.
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  Speaker 2: Great weather producer John pulled. Actually some amazing news for us.
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  Speaker 1: I get nervous when we when we record two episodes
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  Speaker 1: in one week because there are things that we're like
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  Speaker 1: not talking about quite yet.
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  Speaker 2: So like we rely on the news. So I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: need Hollywood.
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  Speaker 1: And other people to like fuck up a little more
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  Speaker 1: so that I can have newsworthy shit twice in a week. Anyway, Actually,
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  Speaker 1: there's a lot going on in the world so much.
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  Speaker 4: Your mom sent us.
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  Speaker 1: A clip Lisa was on it. Producer John, who would
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  Speaker 1: like to start us off? I really want to talk
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  Speaker 1: about the streaming bundles because my life revolves around streaming services.
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  Speaker 6: Well, Lah, take start us off. Take us on the journey.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Disney Plus, Hulu, and Max are all teaming together
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  Speaker 1: for a new streaming service where viewers for a low
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  Speaker 1: price can get access access. Oh the track is skipping
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  Speaker 1: access content from all three in one place. That is
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  Speaker 1: my favorite, because have you noticed at first, like Netflix
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  Speaker 1: was literally I think, like five dollars and now it's
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  Speaker 1: no longer a five.
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  Speaker 4: Dollars because everyone uses the each other's.
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  Speaker 2: It's a me. Yeah, it's a mini dollar now, but
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  Speaker 2: it's fine.
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  Speaker 3: I know he tried to give it to Taylor in it.
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  Speaker 2: The same household.
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  Speaker 5: Oh really they have rules now it like knows where
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  Speaker 5: your location is.
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  Speaker 2: Hulu has it too, and Palm Springs.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, Easton, we see that you're not in your
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  Speaker 1: normal location.
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  Speaker 2: Have you moved? And then if you do, if you
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  Speaker 2: say you moved, it kicks.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody out and you have to recite it.
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  Speaker 5: And I only had four times to do it, and
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  Speaker 5: I've changed my location four times, so Hulu, I don't
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  Speaker 5: know what the hell I had to do.
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  Speaker 3: If I move again, do I just cancel? And then
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  Speaker 3: they're like, you're.
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  Speaker 1: Hustling us because and you have moved forward to Well
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  Speaker 1: that's the thing, A have moved. But they're like, there's
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  Speaker 1: no way these people are moving four times in this
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  Speaker 1: period of time.
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  Speaker 4: Well do you know who doesn't have that slang? So
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  Speaker 4: hop on it while they're.
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  Speaker 2: Not love sleep that you were paying for that subscription?
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  Speaker 4: Welcome?
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  Speaker 3: Do I need to look into that. I've got Hulu.
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  Speaker 4: You have sling, You guys, use we use the same sling.
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  Speaker 4: Sling don't still kick us off?
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  Speaker 3: Does sling? Have Live TV. Yes, yeah, it's.
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  Speaker 1: We do not know if ESPN Plus will be included
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  Speaker 1: in this package. If you were to sign up for
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  Speaker 1: all three with ads, the price would be twenty five
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  Speaker 1: dollars ninety seven cents.
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  Speaker 3: I paid a lot more than I watched the ads.
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  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn. I started me well, I
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: started playing Candy Crush, and there was a point in
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  Speaker 1: time where I was playing this like cooking craze game,
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  Speaker 1: and I was spending hundreds of dollars a month to
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  Speaker 1: buy spoons for more lives.
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  Speaker 4: You were addicted.
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  Speaker 2: I was addicted.
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  Speaker 3: Adicted.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't have any talk.
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  Speaker 3: I'd ask her questions.
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  Speaker 4: And this was during the pandemic.
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  Speaker 1: This was like yesterday, yesterday, but it was when I
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  Speaker 1: didn't have a mortgage or two to pay.
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  Speaker 3: And so you're still ripping Candy Crush on the couch.
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  Speaker 1: So I ripped Candy Crush and to get more live
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  Speaker 1: when I don't win, in order I watch three ads.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm okay with the ads.
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  Speaker 1: Actually all of this is expected, not me crushing candy.
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  Speaker 1: The bundle is expected to be released this summer. But
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  Speaker 1: I have to talk about my home platform, which is
• 8:17
  Speaker 1: Peacock because Netflix, Peacock, and Apple Plus team up. Not
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  Speaker 1: even a week after we learned about Disney Plus, Hulu
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  Speaker 1: and Max coming together to start new to start a
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  Speaker 1: new streaming service, Comcast has announced that Netflix, Peacock, and
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  Speaker 1: Apple Plus will be joining.
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  Speaker 2: Forces, joining the big dick of the streaming service as
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  Speaker 2: the streaming service.
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  Speaker 4: Peacock of it.
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  Speaker 5: It looks like it's just like going back in a
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  Speaker 5: cable I know, what are we doing rights in cable
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  Speaker 5: fall circuit.
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  Speaker 2: It reminds me of us talking about the government.
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  Speaker 1: How they're like, let's actually do this, and it's like,
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  Speaker 1: so what we've been doing.
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  Speaker 5: Pretty much, We've found that it was terrible. Let's go
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  Speaker 5: back to what we know.
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  Speaker 1: The streaming service will be called stream Saver. Comcast CEO
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  Speaker 1: Brian Roberts didn't specify on price, but said it will
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  Speaker 1: be vastly.
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  Speaker 2: Reduced compared to other streaming services. It is expected to
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  Speaker 2: be released later this month.
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  Speaker 1: They're sitting here going, how do we make it less
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  Speaker 1: than twenty five ninety seven but make more than Disney Plus,
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  Speaker 1: Hulu and Max.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, damn.
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  Speaker 6: I just hate like resetting and repurchasing all these streaming
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  Speaker 6: I have all the streaming apps.
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  Speaker 4: To cancel it all.
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  Speaker 1: I mean again, we have you just you'll be doing
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  Speaker 1: it for the family, be doing.
• 9:43
  Speaker 4: It for all of us, but for her.
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  Speaker 3: For her.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I have a hard time breathing without someone telling
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: me how it's not true. While while take you're the
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  Speaker 1: father of the house, you should see me at the airport.
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  Speaker 2: You're right.
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: Fathers do have a hard time at the airport. They're
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  Speaker 1: always looking at the wife being like.
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  Speaker 3: And you want to get there three hours early just
• 10:03
  Speaker 3: in case.
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  Speaker 4: So that's me. I make her get if I travel
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  Speaker 4: with lots.
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  Speaker 6: She's like, we're leaving at nine am for a four
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  Speaker 6: pm flight.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, absolutely, We're gonna sit at the bar and
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  Speaker 5: wait for the plane.
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  Speaker 2: Can I tell you? I really do feel like a man,
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  Speaker 2: do you? Yeah? And I see everything that's wrong, Like
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  Speaker 2: I'm the man that.
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  Speaker 3: You're looking in the mirror and going, wow, this is really.
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  Speaker 1: Terrible, Like I'm not slacking. Why are all these men slacking?
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  Speaker 1: I've got it together. But I'm sitting there with my
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: mother and we're looking at this cabinet in the house
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: and she's like, the baby keeps taking all of the
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: band days out and she's using all of them and
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: wasting them.
• 10:41
  Speaker 2: So she wants to maneuver the shelves.
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: Right, LA homes, I just think newer homes they don't
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: think about storage. And in Utah we had basements where
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: you could like have a lot of storage to keep
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: your stuff.
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: La no basements whatever.
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  Speaker 1: So we have this like, uh dresser credenza down the hall,
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: and I say to my mom, why don't we take
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: all of these linens and blankets and put them in there?
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: And my mom goes, good luck getting them in there.
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  Speaker 1: There's a bunch of beach towels in there, and in
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  Speaker 1: my head, I'm thinking beach towel.
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  Speaker 2: We've got beach.
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  Speaker 1: Towels coming out of our ears. I'm so shocked that
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  Speaker 1: she continues to buy so many beach towels. But whatever,
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: I'll just let it go. Yesterday, she says to me
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  Speaker 1: later on, you know, I was thinking we could put
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: the linens and things like that in the credenza. And
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  Speaker 1: I go, are you joking? I just said that yesterday
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  Speaker 1: and she goes, I didn't listen. I didn't hear you
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: say that. And I'm like, I feel like a husband,
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  Speaker 1: where like the wife is like, we're not putting it
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  Speaker 1: in there because it's filled with beach toiwls and the
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: husband's like, and she continues to buy more beach toiwels.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm not gonna question it. I guess we just
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: have a lot of beach towels.
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  Speaker 4: That's what a day. It's the same energy.
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  Speaker 6: There's so much of that that goes on with you
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  Speaker 6: and Lise.
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  Speaker 2: It is. It's cute, it's depressing, it's very depressing. No,
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  Speaker 2: I love my bitch.
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  Speaker 4: She's great.
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  Speaker 2: I've been holding it down for thirty three years of
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: my life.
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: She sure has, he sure has. You can't spell Netflix
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  Speaker 1: without NFL, though it was announced that the streaming service
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  Speaker 1: will be the home of the NFL Christmas Day Games
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  Speaker 1: in twenty twenty four. I'm sessed with that.
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  Speaker 3: I love a Christmas Day game, love.
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  Speaker 2: A Christmas Day game. And also I love Netflix.
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  Speaker 1: And we're going to get into the Tom Brady roast,
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: which I've asked you guys your opinion on because people
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: are still talking about it. But I appreciate Netflix because
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: they don't give a shit. They're like, these are comedians
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: and we're going to let them say what they want,
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: and we're going to continue to put things that aren't
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: so PC and a little uncomfortable on the television because
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: as much as you guys want to talk about it
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  Speaker 1: and be offended.
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: There's more people who it makes really happy. So here
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: it is. We're not taking Dave Chappelle off.
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: We're giving him, actually sixty more specialists going to hope
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  Speaker 1: you a swallow.
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: Him down your throat. I love it Chiefs versus Steelers
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  Speaker 2: and Raven.
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  Speaker 6: I'm a big Pittsburgh Steelers fan, Pittsburgh Penguins fan.
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  Speaker 1: Go Pittsburgh because your dad wanted to rub it in
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  Speaker 1: your grandpa's face, right, So we didn't like any teams.
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  Speaker 6: He raised the salt yep, No teams from New York
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  Speaker 6: raise us all die hard. I have a Pittsburgh Steelers
• 13:24
  Speaker 6: tattoo that I behind my ear that I'm getting lasered off.
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: Oh I can. I can mess with the Steelers who
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: played for the Steelers. Bettis right.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, that is Troy Paula Mallow.
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: Troy Paula Malu.
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  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: Done, I know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Harris Harris, uh huge Harris producer John Harris.
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  Speaker 3: I'm blanking. I'm blanking, yeah, But he was huge. His
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  Speaker 3: last name was Harris. He was like number ninety.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but he would like work out with like chains on,
• 13:58
  Speaker 5: but he.
• 13:58
  Speaker 4: Was I'm low. No, I don't think it's Franco.
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  Speaker 6: I'm slowly but surely enjoying and thinking chains are hotter
• 14:07
  Speaker 6: and hotter. And I can't tell if it's because my
• 14:10
  Speaker 6: tastes are changing, are because you wear chains and I
• 14:13
  Speaker 6: like the.
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: Way they look to yo chain?
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: Hey Loo?
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: Do it wabble to the flow? Do it shine in
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  Speaker 2: the light? Is it platinum music? Can you throw it?
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: It'll be a showlder?
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  Speaker 3: Is it?
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  Speaker 4: How to make it called hang Lo? Is that Joch
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  Speaker 4: just Aliday?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: No, oh, no, apologies for that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't apologize. I love when we do that. This
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  Speaker 2: is real life. The other game while you guys figure
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: out who Harris is is Ravens versus the Texans, which
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: we know where we'll be standing with the Ravens. Let's
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  Speaker 2: see where am i?
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Part of the three year deal with the NFL, Netflix
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  Speaker 1: also announced that in twenty twenty five and twenty twenty
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  Speaker 1: six they'll be streaming at least one holiday.
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  Speaker 2: Game per year.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's a big deal. That is Yeah, that's a
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: very big deal. It is, And let's just say the
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: two games in twenty twenty four on Christmas go like splendidly, Well,
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  Speaker 1: they'll absolutely give.
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  Speaker 2: Them both the games in twenty and twenty twenty six.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah you think, Yeah, James Harrison, James James Harris, producer.
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  Speaker 1: John This upcoming I found it last thing this upcoming
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  Speaker 1: season because we all love the NFL.
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  Speaker 2: Go Taylor Swift way.
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  Speaker 1: We'll stream across Netflix, ESPN plus Peacock Prime Video and
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: YouTube TV. Thank goodness, that's gonna be a huge I
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: think it's going to be a huge deal for Netflix.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: If Taylor Swift and TK don't break up that Chiefs
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Versus Steelers game.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm gonna steal the deal.
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: Can we go to an NFL game this year?
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: You guys?
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: We can go to all the NFL game one whole life.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: I've only been to one with you and broke and cheese.
• 16:01
  Speaker 6: Let me tell you if we can go to one
• 16:03
  Speaker 6: and pick a Steelers game because the terrible towels flip
• 16:06
  Speaker 6: them around fun.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: And tickets for the Chargers. I would like to get
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: season tickets to. I would do Chargers just because she
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: is there and I'm more into the company rather than
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: like the actual game. If I had it, my way
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: would be with the rams.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: Down for like an event. Yeah, so I would be
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: down to go to like a Vegas game.
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: Oh, that would be very fun, like the Raiders play somebody.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: Yea, yeah, yeah, but we got to make sure we
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: picked the right hotel.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: Why. Oh, let's talk about that real quick before we
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: get into the rest of the news. I think she
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: sent it to the group chat Vegas.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Some news platform just released the ten filthiest Vegas hotels.
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: I got circus. Circus is on there.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: She didn't send it to me. Did she send it?
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: She didn't send it to me either, She just sent it.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: So, and by the way, this was on I think
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: either Instagram probably was a TikTok before.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: Right, my mother sent it in a DM.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, she sent it in the DM.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: This is based on how many, like the percentage of
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: people who have complained, and based on reviews. So coming
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: in at number ten Planet Hollywood nine, Horseshoe eight, Treasure
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Island seven, Mandalay Bay uh oh six. Oh it's at
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: the very end of the strip. Who wants to stay
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: there anyway?
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, that's why they should keep it clean.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: I have to tell you guys, A quick story, keep.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Going, okay, remember it six New York, New York, five Park,
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: MGM four, Circus, Circus three, Flamingo second is the Luxor
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: number one spot.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Excalibur. Can't say I'm shook by that.
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: And I think it was twenty eight percent of the
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: people who leave there say they feel they left dirty.
• 17:48
  Speaker 6: And let me tell you, in Vegas do not want
• 17:51
  Speaker 6: to stay in a dirty hotel. We know people like
• 17:55
  Speaker 6: to party, but wild shit goes down in those rooms,
• 17:58
  Speaker 6: and like you want to be clean.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: I was at Hooters when the guy was flipping his
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: dick out of the bar.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: It wait like you saw his meat flaps. I saw
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: his meat just like sweat flipping in food.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: A time that that guy that was like, I'm battle
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: over her head. I'm like, I'm traumatized. I saw dick
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: flinging outside the room earlier. Got you ready to break
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: bottles on my head?
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: Dick's or not Dick's Hooters has Hooters has a hotel?
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: Is that what you mean?
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: Or you meant Hooters a restaurant?
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: I thought you were talking about. There was just one
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: guy walking around slinging his dick and the restore titties
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: out I was like, wow, they're really it was.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Like equality, you could share your deads.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: Here's my penis.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, Hooters has a hotel. It's off. It's like
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: not off.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: This is it kind of like hard rock.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of just like a little like hang left,
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: hang left here, and you're gonna go off the strip of.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Tad and hit Hooters. Oh it didn't make top ten.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: People are even happy and clean.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: So anyway, when we do the NFL game there, we
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: won't stay at any of the Yes, I want to talk,
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: We'll do Tom Brady last, because I did ask the
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: pub what they think about it.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: But please tell me about the New York Dublin portal.
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: Have you guys seen it.
• 19:22
  Speaker 6: If you haven't seen the New York Dublin Portal before
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: we discuss it, quick google if you're in your car,
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: just wait, but quick google it because it's so cool.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: It's you saw this morning. Would you think did you
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: think it was that cooler? Nowot?
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: I thought it was great. I thought it was awesome. Yes,
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: I loved it.
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: I mean it was the girl in New York that
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: did it to the people in Dublin, right, well, I doubt.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Anyone in Dublin. I doubt anyone crazy. Oh does Dublin
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: have freaky bitches?
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: I think so. Anywhere other than that.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: Like the luck of the Irish.
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's like we drink and we get crazy. Yeah, Griffin,
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: here's me, here's a shot. Here's my boobs.
• 20:01
  Speaker 6: A lot of places other than the America are way
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: more free. I've seen are found with like sexuality and
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: boobies out.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: And it was one hundred percent a girl from the
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: United States because shortly thereafter they stopped this.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: Okay, okay.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: The flat Iron District Street exhibit, which opened earlier this
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: month to celebrate cultural exchange between New York City and Dublin,
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: has been shut down OnlyFans.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Model hell yeah us Now I love her.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Ava Louise got the portal shut down from the New
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: York side after she was seen flashing those in Dublin.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: She said she lifted her top those lucky mother efforts.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: I know, Mom told me we need to stop swearing
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: on the podcast, like we haven't said it. I said
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: it opening up the podcast.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: I'm just You've been great. It's always me.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: It's probably me too.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: It's not Jess. Everyone kills it but me. It's fun
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: and whatever. She said, she lifted her top because she
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: thought the people of Dublin deserved to see.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Two New Yorkers.
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: Two new Yorkers.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Was she talking about her No, no, no, no, she said,
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: I thought I didn't read the rest. This is why
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: I didn't do all in school to see two New
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: york homegrown potatoes?
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: Wow?
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: Homegrown?
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: What's her name? Ava?
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: Ava Louise.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: She later shared a video hold on. She later shared
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: a video of her boyfriend talking to security at the exhibit,
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: and the staffer said the portal would be down for
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: quite something.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: The stuffer also said, it's very unfortunate that people are
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: acting in not the best ways. Okay, had she maybe
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: tried to jump through and rob someone in Dublin or
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: maybe pulled out a gun jumping through, maybe I'd be like,
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: not the best ways, jumping their nipples.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: They're fun, don't fun?
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: They're fun.
• 21:59
  Speaker 6: Also, don't give me a portal until I can actually
• 22:02
  Speaker 6: jump through and arrive in Dublin until you can do that.
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: But so fun. By the way, we saw this, did
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: we not?
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: We saw this at Howie Mandel's studio when you went
• 22:11
  Speaker 6: to record.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Here's the how is the og of the portal?
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's really cool.
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: And how he does it for I think a lot
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: of meat and greets where it's like you could see it,
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: you could google it.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: He's done it for Chris Jenner, he's done with Kim
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: k Kylie.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: If they can't be in one place or many places
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: at one time, which no one can.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: So if not day, they can't be in twelve places
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: at three o'clock, we'll put the portal. They'll put the
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: portal in.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: Okay, question for both of you.
• 22:37
  Speaker 6: If you could a portal could appear right now and
• 22:39
  Speaker 6: you could go anywhere.
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: You have to pick one location? Though, where would it
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: be late pal?
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah? And I just got to stay there right now though.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Today, right now, i'd go there? Okay. Do I have
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: a bag packed? Yes, I'm a planner. You have a
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: bag pack?
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: But it's this time of year?
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Is that even?
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: Oh? Chili?
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Is it Chili? It might be a little nippy the
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: best time of year.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: I don't know where i'd go right now.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know where i'd go.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: Damn, that's a good one. Maybe like uh, Madrid, Okay,
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: why Madrid? I don't been in Spain?
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's funny greats.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: I think Mikonos would be my choice.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: I love guess where else?
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: I was thinking about where Toronto, just because I love
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: the look of it.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: Never been.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, Toronto.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: You should teleport straight to Drake's, uh the Embassy mm,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: because I could go to Justin Bieber's.
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: Would you with pregnant Haley there?
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: Sure?
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: I want to know what she's naming her baby, and
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: I want to compare bumps.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: Compare bumps?
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: Why would Haley Bibers?
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: I think they live in La So I guess I
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: wouldn't go anywhere. I'd just stay right here right.
• 24:01
  Speaker 6: I need to finish that because I don't want people
• 24:02
  Speaker 6: thinking I have a crazy guy. No, I transport to
• 24:05
  Speaker 6: my Ghano because I'm a monthly for my annual.
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: Wow, what a terrible, terrible You're gonna use the portal
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: to go to the dream?
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: How horrible is your life?
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: Right now?
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: When I text you and ask you how you're doing,
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: you need to stop lying. It's coming out on the
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: podcast that I don't think we're wild batch.
• 24:24
  Speaker 6: I'm like, I'm fine, tears coming down, smiling, I'm fine.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: I remember a man squeezing poop from his intestine Vegas,
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: and I would teleport to my guy, No things are
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: getting dark. What can I do for you?
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: We're in a downward spiral over here, ladies and gentlemen,
• 24:41
  Speaker 6: and we are thriving.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: You know, the best thing about being a downward spiral
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: is there's only one thing to do, and that's hit
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: the ground, and then there's no way but up.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: That's true, there's nowhere to go but up.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Nowhere to go but up.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: I actually fear being on top of the world, which
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: I've never been there, so I'm okay with it. But
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: it does seem like a scary place to be because
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: it's like there's nowhere to.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: Go, but Daryn, I'd like to be healthy middle. I
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: could go up, i could go down.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: I'm always in the middle.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, I've never been on a pedestal for someone
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: to tear me down, and I'm okay with that. I've
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: hit rock bottom and gone up, but I'm I'm a
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: healthy middle ground.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: Love that.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: If I feel like, if we all are on top,
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: I know that rickety stool is coming down at some point,
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: so I know I know not to feel too high.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: I consider myself one of those flying turtles in Mario
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: where they just kind of bob up and down and
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: they never really go to the ground.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: Or to the sky.
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: They're just they're just in the middle. Good enough, yeaty breezy.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Yep. See, that's so what they do.
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: Give them Lalla podcast. Good enough.
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: We're just.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: I'm obsessed to give them Lalla podcast. It's about nothing
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: and we're just.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: You know, love us, you don't hate us.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Hey, that's exactly where I want to be. Baby. The
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: next thing, good Bye to slim Shady No.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: A fake obituary for Eminem's alter ego Slim Shady, appeared
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: in the Detroit Press ahead of the release of his
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: new album, The Death of Slim Shady, coming out this summer.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: His complex and tortured existence has come to a close,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: and the legacy he leaves behind is no closer to
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: resolution than the manner in which his character departed this world.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: May he truly find peace in an in an after
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: life that he could not find on earth.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: I'm obset saying, why are they saying goodbye to?
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: Because slim Shady was like his alter ego and now
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: Eminem's like sixteen years sober so he's putting slim Shady
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: to bit Yeah.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: The real slim Shady.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: So this album could be pretty good.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: I think the album's going to be great.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: I actually really liked what was his What was his
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: most recent? I think it had that song. Let's see
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: google Eminem's most recent album, because if it's the one
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking about, you could tell that he was extremely tortured.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: And it was like here I.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Am basically giving my all and everyone's saying that this sucks,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: but I fucking like made a tight rope out of twine,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: and how dare you?
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: I sit in the car and I'm tortured at all times?
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: And basically, you know, kids look at him or people
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: who enjoy rap music like he is a god, and
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: it's just become too much.
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: Is it the Marshall Mathers LP two No. Twenty twenty three?
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Oh? Is that a single?
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: The Marshall Mathers LP two Expanded Edition? Unless it's like
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: a remastered there's current all two current?
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: I think music to be murdered by.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, no, music to be murdered by twenty twenty lace
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: it with Benny Blanco as a.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: Single, But has he drew Wins?
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: What's the last album he dropped, because I don't think
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: he's dropped any.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: It was Marshall Mathers LP two in twenty twenty three.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: Oh it was, oh okay two? Was it an album
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: or a EP?
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: Is that album?
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: It was an album? All yeah, it was a twenty
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: seven song album.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Damn, damn. That is a hefty, hefty album. That is
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: that is a novel. Good for you, and we're all obsessed.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Can we talk about the roast Tom Brady roast? Real quick?
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah? A hold on?
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Can we first talk about this that I found?
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: Really fucking yes, I'm going to everyone.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: I died, I freaking died.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: What eighteen's taken to hospital after ingesting marijuana edibles during
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: during a school field trip.
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: To La Tarpets.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Too High and they were sitting there and they like.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Could And I've been there. I've been the girl who's like,
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: there's a killer in the shoe yr and no one,
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: no one could tell me otherwise.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: Les are so scary, dude, well scared.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: And of course, of course.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: The La Tarpets comes out with like a statement and
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: they're like they did not ingest them at the La Okay,
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: we pray.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: That they're healthy. They did not ingest these at the
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: La tar Pets.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: I repeat, please come to the La tar Pits. You're
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: not going to go into the complete abyss.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: I know what I'm doing this weekend.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: La Tarpets, High.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: John trip it.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: Two things I recommend doing what you're down.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: LA tour bus like the double decker Yeah hello stoned.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no no.
• 29:28
  Speaker 6: Oh, the red ones Oh, I don't think the celebrity
• 29:32
  Speaker 6: spotting ones law No.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Just LA to drive you around.
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: Oh see, I wanted to do that, but I want
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: it like where the the van is. Jimmy Rigg didn't
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: cut so it's like open.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Touring.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to get really stoned and do that.
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: I'll do that with you. I've never done it.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: There's an okay, you could do that if you want it.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: I don't give a ship. Okay, I'm just telling you
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: what I've done. I was telling you what I've done.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: Go on a tour of LA. Whether you see celebrities
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: homes or not. You don't even know what you're saying.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: It's just you drive around.
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: He'll bring you by laws.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: I've got a tour for you.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that'll be fun. Do that. And I also highly
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: recommend going to the La Tar Pits.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Hi oh hi, Yeah, of course that's fun. Anything's fun high, Yeah,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: until the weed turns on you.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: No, edibles are scary. That's the worst I've ever had.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: You can't control it.
• 30:27
  Speaker 6: No, And that's thing you keep eating and everyone always
• 30:30
  Speaker 6: tells you wait, but truly wait. Because I had a
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: quarter pan of brownies and I was like, I'm dying.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: That has happened to me before. Okay. I was driving
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: to meet a friend at a hotel. A guy ooh,
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: this was so long ago, so long ago, okay, And
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: I knew him all right. We had bumped peepies hell
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: of times. Okay. But and the edibles were.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Like those stone brook asie and blueberry chocolate covered berries
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: or whatever, you know what I'm talking about. And for
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: some reason, I was so into the album that I
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: was listening to it was probably like four by Beyonce,
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: that I forgot that they were weed, and I just
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: continued to eat them. When I got to the hotel,
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: I was convinced that I didn't know who he was.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: He's like, law, He's like showing me pictures. Yeah, we
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: know each other, like not only are we like homies?
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: We like fuck and I'm like, I don't.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Know, you get away from me. I literally slept on
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: the very edge of the back stop.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: Did you guys have sex?
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: No?
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: It felt like I didn't.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: Know him and he and he was the fact you
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: stayed or he did.
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: If you were acting like that drive home, would I
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: got another hotel room?
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: If I was I been like I couldn't even function.
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: I know I would have left you in that hotel
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: room and I would have gone got another hotel room
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: in that.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: Hotel and a little concern.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: This has happened to you many times when I was
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: in Canada. When I was in Canada with James, I
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: made him come to my room and he had to
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: tell me you're safe.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: No, the time that I unzipped my bag and.
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: It was so organized and crying, such a virgo.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Why would I ever continue to smoke weed?
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: No, it was just smoking.
• 32:12
  Speaker 7: So that wasn't edibles or it was edibles and smoking.
• 32:15
  Speaker 7: It was the joints, It was the pens, it was
• 32:18
  Speaker 7: the pipes, it was the bong, it was all of it,
• 32:21
  Speaker 7: just a lot a lot of things.
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: Be careful if you do edibles. I you know you're
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: good on edibles. So are you me.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: I could probably eat like two hundred and fifty millig.
• 32:32
  Speaker 6: I ate five in Vegas and thought I was gonna
• 32:34
  Speaker 6: drown in five milligrams.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: I thought it was going to be drown in a pool.
• 32:38
  Speaker 6: At My feet were hanging in the pool and I
• 32:40
  Speaker 6: was like, I'm about to drown and Kyle's like relaxed,
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: and I couldn't move though.
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: I was like, I need to get out of here.
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna drown and He's like, it's just your feet
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: in the pool. Shut up.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: That's the reason why I bathed before I took my edibles,
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: ambrush my teeth.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: So I constantly thought I was gonna drown. Yeah, And
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: I would get into my bed.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Because it was like, I don't know, I need to
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: become one with a soft surface.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 33:06
  Speaker 6: Sure, that kind of sounds like mushrooms or ecstasy, which
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: I've never done, by the way, have you.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: No, I've done shrooms, but no, I would have to
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: lock you lock all the doors, shut all the blinds,
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: and you'll hunker down because.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: You're putting yourself in a bad place already.
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: This is for shrooms.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: No, for weed, Jessica weed.
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: Yes, I don't think I'll ever do edibles again.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry, I have to assume I wont either.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: I'm going to take a hundred milligrams and then come
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: and do this show.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: I would love that. Let's do That's fun.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: That's a lie. Maybe I'll to eat some tonight.
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: One of these days, I Am going to take a
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: hun and then we'll see if people can tell if
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: I'm very high.
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: I would love that. We would love that.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: We would all love that. Oh yeah, about a hundred
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: milligrams will go from there. Oh fun, I know.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's talk about Caitlin Clark's protein is most watched
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: WNBA game in ESPN history.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: That I was one of them.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Clark's first game as a pro scored two point one
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: million viewers, making it the highest rated WNBA game in
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: the league's history across the ESPN platforms.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Absolutely incredible.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: Around Bil, what she's doing for ball for the WNBA
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: is great.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: We love it.
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: Who she isn't she dating someone?
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: The coach's son. I think of the school she went to.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Did you guys see the thing that
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: mom sent us.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: About the team? Yeah?
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: I know, the bull on the beach.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, the bull on the beach, So Mexico.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: There's this bull, okay, and there's this woman clearly an
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: American dumbas and this bull is coming up to her things.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: I'm talking bull all right, like bullfighting.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Horns and all, and she's like trying to gather her
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: stuff and people are screaming at her, leave your thing.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: Not only is she trying to gather her things, she
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: continues to drop her things as she's picking them up.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: So this bull fucks her up.
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: Could tell she thinks it's like probably again I don't
• 35:02
  Speaker 6: know this, but it seems she thinks it's a joke.
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: If you want to.
• 35:05
  Speaker 6: Look it up joke, just google Fox eleven, Los Angeles
• 35:08
  Speaker 6: On Instagram. Tourists watch in horror as uh.
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: It doesn't say American, but I would she looks.
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: But she did grabbing her things as he's in it,
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: like hitting his head like it's a bad dog.
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: Because she was se that.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: I like the guy with the surfboard he sees the
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: bull kind of turned towards him and he like, that's the.
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: Way, mind you guys. Someone is yelling in the background.
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: Please get away, like yelling to this woman. And it
• 35:42
  Speaker 6: happens with wild animals.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: Did you guys.
• 35:44
  Speaker 6: See the clip of the Loser Women. You you women
• 35:48
  Speaker 6: are discussing the three Americans who pull over on the
• 35:53
  Speaker 6: side of the road and there were three bear cubs
• 35:55
  Speaker 6: in the tree and they're they're ripping them out of
• 35:59
  Speaker 6: the tree.
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: To take selfies with them. It is disgusting.
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: And they were like driving through Montana or some shit
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: that's probably I don't know they.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: They put the bears in their car or anything.
• 36:09
  Speaker 6: No, they take them and they're ripping them and you
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: could hear the bears like crying, like making and they're
• 36:14
  Speaker 6: ripping them getting photos and.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: Where was the rude?
• 36:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what I was, like, where's the mom like?
• 36:21
  Speaker 6: And they ripped them out and then I think they
• 36:23
  Speaker 6: put them back in the tree. But it's also so
• 36:25
  Speaker 6: dangerous because once you get a human scent on a cot, yeah,
• 36:29
  Speaker 6: they will, they could attack it.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: Like there's a lot of ugh, don't do that.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: It's an imposter bear.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Yes, they're like, who's this cub that's actually human?
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: Yes, who's this baby dressed up in a bear a costume?
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna kill it.
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna Yeah.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: It's like lions do very quickly.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Before we move on to uh, to Tom Si from
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Ronie was on Jeff Lewis's podcast. Okay, and you know
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: how we usually get the heads up we're going in
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: to break. Do not talk about anything you don't want
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: on the air, because we're still recording even during ads. Yes,
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: she starts talking shit on Rebecca min cough No, her
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: New Coast story. Yeah, she says she's nice. This is
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: not verbatim, but basically she's nice. She's just boring and
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: the girls like. And the other girl she's talking to
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: is like, she you know there, you guys are probably
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: gonna take her down, and she goes, we've been trying
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: to take her down, but she's unresponsive.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: Did she know she was on Mike because they made it?
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: Because then, what's the guy with the red hair?
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: His name, I'm James, right, not James with the red hair.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Jamis is Jamison. It is James.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Yep, Jameson says, and you can tell Jeff is in
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: his own world reading something. And then they're talking and
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: the other woman not sigh says something and Jamison says,
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: we're ninety minutes away from going back on air.
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: Ninety seconds.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: Ninety seconds. I say ninety minutes.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Yes, we're ninety seconds from being back, and they they're like, okay,
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: sounds good. And they begin to talk again, and he's like,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: and remember people can still hear you, so like, if
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: you don't want it on the air, be careful. But
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: everyone's doing their own thing, and side the one woman
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: goes okay, it's fine, and SI's like, wait what stop?
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: That was amazing? It was amazing.
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: Oh wow.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Last before we go into the rot, the Tom Brady
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: roast E News did a housewives ranking, literally ranked every
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: housewife from the beginning of time to current.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, there's a lot beyond one hundred. Okay.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Larsa came in at number twenty five, Meredith Marks was
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: at ninety four, Kelly Dodds seventy two, Erica Jane thirty nine,
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Rinna seventeen, Judai's hit number six, The Countess hit number five,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Kyle Richards's three, Ninny Leeks hits two, and Bethany Frankel
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: slides in at the number one spot.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: This is E, This is E doing this.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: But you know what, you guys probably voted And even
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: though we're not a fan of the b right now,
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: she makes excellent television.
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: She and she's got a lot of iconic moments that
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: people so quote.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: She has many iconic moments.
• 39:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, crazy eyes, she get in the purse, crazy eyes, Right,
• 39:12
  Speaker 6: isn't that funny?
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: She's like she's yelled get Ramona.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, damn it. I forgot to put what number
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: Derinda was in. But Derinda she was ranking pretty high,
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: was she? Yeah?
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Moving on, let's talk about the Tom Brady roast, the
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: greatest roast of all time. It is still being spoken about,
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: and I shook it to my core. I like I said,
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: we talked about it last week.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: I said it.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Didn't need to be three hours long, but it was
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: absolutely fantastic and brilliant.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: Chef's kiss.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Tom Brady is not happy about it. He said, I
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: loved when the jokes were about me. I thought they
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: were so fun. I didn't like the way it affected
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: my kids. He called the roast a good lesson and
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: said I'll be a better parent as I go forward
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: because of it.
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: Oh so he did lose so much family, He did
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: lose so much family after.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: This, and now he's fucked.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Apologies, Lisa, and we continue to roast it, and Nicky
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: Glazer believes it's impossible. Brady hadn't considered the repercussions.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: She said, maybe he didn't consider the backlash from his
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: family and how it would affect them. But also, but
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: I also think Tom Brady does not do anything without
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: doing research and knowing exactly what he's getting into. No
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: one's ever said a bad thing to him in the
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: past thirty years. I really don't think he thought they
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: were really going to go there.
• 40:36
  Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, it's a roast, you're gonna go there, but
• 40:38
  Speaker 6: everyone's gonna go everywhere.
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: They're comedians, They're gonna low blow.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: And by the way, no one was safe. Kim Jay
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: was taking blows wrong.
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: Anybody would if I was Gronk, I would have got
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: up and left. I would have been like, my name should
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: be up here.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: I'm getting fucking rammed.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he got worse than Tom Brady. Yes, yeah, he
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: ain't saying anything.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: It just all took a be But she's used to being.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: Beaten up on a mat beet up.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: Guys.
• 41:04
  Speaker 6: We didn't even mention this last week, but I've heard
• 41:08
  Speaker 6: Giselle left Tom Brady for her jiu jitsu jiu jitsu coach.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: That's exactly right. She did, Okay, and Kevin's like eight class.
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: He's a day.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: Tom got a thing. She's still a white belt.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: I First off, she's a belt.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: It's so much hotter now that Giselle does jiu jitsu.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: Second, Tom loves that she does it too.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: It is nice here. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: be honest here.
• 41:34
  Speaker 6: Okay, When you join jiu jit jiu jitsu as a
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: female and you watch the men.
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: Do their thing, it's there's multiple feelings. Number One.
• 41:47
  Speaker 6: At first, it's kind of like, oh, this is interesting,
• 41:50
  Speaker 6: like it's very close contact. But then when you see
• 41:53
  Speaker 6: someone who's like good at it and like it's it
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: is attractive and you feel empowered. I can see why Giselle,
• 42:00
  Speaker 6: I can see why that happened.
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: That's all I'll say. That's all I'll say. Because it is.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: Falling around her like a spider market.
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: You know, it isn't art like jiu jitsu isn't like striking.
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: This is like this is like ground place, grabbing her
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: ass and then flipping her over.
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: Fingers, spitting her when you're.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Exsicitions ju jitsu is probably the most like I let's
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: just take him off.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: No, I watched you do jiu jitsu.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Sean at the old office on Beverly and I left wet.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah she would, I can't do it get too.
• 42:48
  Speaker 6: Hot when By the way, so you guys know, when
• 42:52
  Speaker 6: you're rolling in jiu jitsu, that's the last thing on
• 42:54
  Speaker 6: your mind. It's actually the furthest away and it's like
• 42:56
  Speaker 6: almost in the moment, like it's like.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Really, the first on your mind is I pray, don't
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: fart in his face?
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: Mind or claw quef I was trying to make a pg.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: A wasting quef a quall.
• 43:15
  Speaker 6: Like people fart all the time and jiu jitsu it's horrific.
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: But like there are positions north South is like fully.
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: Like sin, could you benefit from a good fart in
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: jiu jitsu? Yeah, Like say you're not winning and you
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: like just pound one in his face and he's like
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: ship and you're like that's my brand.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: I'm used to it. And now you're flipping him.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: I feel like, women, that's your signature move.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: That's your signature move.
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: It's a fart, Like, yeah, I just put him in,
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: all right, there's nothing in the room yourol that.
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: No, it's not illegal.
• 43:48
  Speaker 6: It neither is Like guys on the way sneak I
• 43:50
  Speaker 6: think a couple. Nobody does it, but Fingi's in the
• 43:52
  Speaker 6: butt but also.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: Coach.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: But when you're you may lose so much family because
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: of jiu jitsu. But it's but it's fine. Is she
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: with him?
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: Do we know this?
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Is this?
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: Like? Are they still together? I believe so? Yes?
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: And he's like handsome.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: I didn't the jiu jitsuga.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: Tom Brady is not my like.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: If I looked at him, I'm like, he's a good
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: looking guy. I'm ah, is he my type of good
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: looking where I would like holler at him?
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: Probably?
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: Not.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: My favorite thing was for the most part, he looked
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: like he wanted to cry.
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: I loved they were like his bottom lip is shaking
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: and they zoom in and it was literally like.
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: He was nervous.
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: I need to I was gonna watch this last night
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: and I didn't. It's damn it.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: I so but I wanted to know what the listeners,
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: what the listeners or the outside world thought of the roast.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Do people think that he that it went too far?
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: We've got mixed reviews?
• 44:46
  Speaker 6: Number one, I put another bonus episode in the making.
• 44:50
  Speaker 6: Let's discuss did the roast of Tom Brady go too far?
• 44:52
  Speaker 6: This isn't a bonus episode. So that was my bad,
• 44:54
  Speaker 6: you guys. But so we got fully mixed reviews.
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: I got a.
• 44:58
  Speaker 6: Nope, no, no, it's a roast. It went exactly how
• 45:02
  Speaker 6: it should go. Then we got only the Kim's vagina?
• 45:06
  Speaker 6: Is that of all? Like what wtf? We got a little,
• 45:10
  Speaker 6: but I still left my ass off. Feel really bad
• 45:13
  Speaker 6: for Giselle. We got he produced the show and it
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: was a way for him to give a big fu
• 45:19
  Speaker 6: to his ex and Bill Belichick.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: M okay, Tom.
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: Brady, I would say that, but Bill Belichick was like
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: a part of it.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: So I don't think to try to do a big fu.
• 45:31
  Speaker 6: Okay, we got to know he was getting paid to
• 45:34
  Speaker 6: get roasted. That's so true. Crying, laughing, Oh okay. So
• 45:39
  Speaker 6: I haven't watched it yet, so I don't know what
• 45:41
  Speaker 6: they're referring to and trigger warning. But with yes, with
• 45:45
  Speaker 6: the suicide slash death jokes?
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: Were there suicide?
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: Oh well, Aaron Hernandez, there were a lot of those.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: The thing with I think roasts and comedians. Andrew Santino
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: said it best people say what can comedian and say
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: what is going too far? And he says, we can
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: say whatever we want to say, and you all are
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: allowed to get mad about it. We're allowed to say
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: whatever we want, you're allowed to not like it, and
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: it's just a revolving door of That's how it works.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: One hundred percent.
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know where the line is because there are
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: things that you draw that.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: If you were to, if you were to ask me,
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: how do you feel about Aaron Hernandez, it is absolutely
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: devastating and heartbreaking those.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: Jokes that they were making. I did laugh at.
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: It's because you're a good person and you can you
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: know right from wrong. Well, if he's funny in that setting.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: It's not funny anywhere else.
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: Just like I can make jokes about Michael Jackson pedophilia.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: I know that is a very serious thing. But if
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: I hear a joke I can from Dave Chappelle right
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: exact yes, because I can separate a joke from reality
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 46:51
  Speaker 6: And also, at the end of the day, comedians, here's
• 46:54
  Speaker 6: my thought, it's the comedians. They're not going and maybe
• 46:57
  Speaker 6: they will. They're making the joke. If they continue to
• 47:00
  Speaker 6: not get the laughs or get negative feedback, their whole
• 47:03
  Speaker 6: point is comitedians, I would hope, is to make you
• 47:05
  Speaker 6: laugh or make you uncomfortable or make you question like ooh,
• 47:08
  Speaker 6: the line where it is, they're not going to.
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: Keep making them.
• 47:12
  Speaker 6: So, like you said, Ethan, the audience does dictate a
• 47:16
  Speaker 6: lot of comedy, a lot of jokes. So jokes are
• 47:19
  Speaker 6: being made and if there are laughs, they're probably going
• 47:22
  Speaker 6: to keep making them.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: And that's the thing.
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: You go in and you do these fifteen to twenty
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: minute sets to practice, and if you go through and
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: you try that bit and no one laughs, you're not
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: putting that in your sight.
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: Well, and that.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: And that's what people do.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: Like Jess, you were saying that big names will go
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: into rooms like at the at the comedy store under
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: a fake name and test out new material there and
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: I'm sure if it gets a big laugh from the audience,
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: that's now a part of their bit. Let's say they
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: have a Netflix special coming up, it's probably gonna make
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: it on there. Now they're opening themselves up to a
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: whole different beast of criticism, but they've.
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: Done that bit enough in multiple places and had laughs
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: that it is now you there's gonna be repercussions, but
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: you've practiced it in front of people who have laughed,
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: so you're getting it as like, okay, you can do it, yes, right,
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: And a.
• 48:16
  Speaker 6: Lot of people deal with I mean a lot of
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: the greats. Have you deal with trauma or crazy life
• 48:25
  Speaker 6: events with comedy, it's like a way to deal with shit.
• 48:28
  Speaker 6: So the only thing which comedians do make a point of.
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: And I'm like, they're so right. There's so many like
• 48:35
  Speaker 6: TikTok stars and TikTok whatever social media influencers who now
• 48:40
  Speaker 6: they'll watch a comedian and all of a sudden, they'll
• 48:43
  Speaker 6: go on their TikTok and think, all of a sudden,
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: they're a comedian. Santino was actually talking about this, and
• 48:47
  Speaker 6: it's like and they start saying off color things that
• 48:50
  Speaker 6: they're like, oh, but comedians do it. It's like, you're
• 48:52
  Speaker 6: not a freaking comedian. That's what You're not a comedian.
• 48:55
  Speaker 6: You're not funny comedies and art. It takes years and
• 48:58
  Speaker 6: years and years. You can't just all all of a
• 49:00
  Speaker 6: sudden become a comedian. And that's the stuff that's annoying. Yes,
• 49:03
  Speaker 6: you will get canceled for that, or you will get shamed.
• 49:06
  Speaker 6: You're not funny, go away.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: That's that's how I feel, too.
• 49:10
  Speaker 8: Yes, And one thing I thought was interesting is. I
• 49:13
  Speaker 8: believe it was Nicky Glazer. She said that she would
• 49:15
  Speaker 8: get like a focus group together and she would try
• 49:18
  Speaker 8: the jokes that made the Brady Roast to see how
• 49:20
  Speaker 8: people were reacting to them, and she got positive reactions,
• 49:24
  Speaker 8: did a couple of them.
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying, Like these comedians don't just go
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: that is a great drug.
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: I'm just gonna try it, and willy nilly, they're like, no,
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna go around see how they feel.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: You know, she didn't wing that by any means, and
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: she was the star of that roast.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: I mean, Tony was like, shoes, bitch, did you get
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: him in the divorce? He's so funny And that's He's
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: the one.
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: Who said, like the whale vagina fore, you got more funny.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: I've recently, I've always respected her and I've always, like
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: I said, I don't watch Kardashians, but I don't think
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: you need to watch to know what's going on in
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: their life. I'm a huge fan, but just to watch
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: the blows. I mean, she's been taking blow after blow
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: for months.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: People are not digging her.
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: Are we talking about sex?
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about Kim Kardashian as just like verbal, no,
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: but just verbal.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: I don't think. Maybe she has a lot of sex.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: I find it in very inspiring that a woman, she's
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: absolutely stunning. She's a beast in this world, right, And
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: to see someone like her be single and have a
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: hard time like finding a person and it's probably because
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: she's got other priorities. Right For someone like me, it's like, Okay,
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: that's inspiring. I can see a well rounded life and
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: there's not necessarily a man involved anyway, her taking hit
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: after hit recently, I'm like, I really have a lot
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: of respect because she still goes out and she's like,
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: I'm freaking Kim Kardashian. And by the way, I don't
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: think it matters if you're a little old you or
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian. People are people you know, and like your
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: money don't keep you warm, and opportunities don't keep you
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: warm either. It actually just opens up more criticism. Well,
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: you're like, i'd really.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: Like you to end, yes, Like I really do just
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: want to be able to be nice.
• 51:12
  Speaker 6: Anyone who signs up for a roast, anyone who participates
• 51:16
  Speaker 6: in a ros I have a mad respect for because
• 51:18
  Speaker 6: it's like you put yourself out there.
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: Yes, you're gonna they're gonna be low blows.
• 51:23
  Speaker 6: If I ever signed up for a roast, I'd be like,
• 51:25
  Speaker 6: you know whatever, like a personal roast, because you know,
• 51:28
  Speaker 6: people do like jobs, will get comedians into roast their
• 51:31
  Speaker 6: boss and stuff.
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean Dana White, Yeah, yeah, kind of like
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: the same thing. He was roast and he was like,
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: you're kind of the I can't even remember who said it,
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: but they were like, Dana White, You're.
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: Kind of like Michael Vick, but with humans.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: Yes, who said that?
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: Do you remember what it was?
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: Tony?
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: Tony so freaking funny.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: And by the way, what Michael Vick did was so horrific.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: But but now if it's all right, No, But what
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: I'm saying is you can separate the topics and understand
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: where we are right now at this roast or if
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: I'm sitting down with a panel of people who are
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: changing laws.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: Right, obviously, I'm not gonna crack a Michael Vick joke.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: No, But I think it's about being able to separate
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: reality from reality.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: Like you have to laugh about things.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: The world is so intense that if we can't laugh
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: about things that really aren't funny, it's gonna take us out.
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: That's why I love Ricky Gervais because he's the one
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: who always is making the jokes and always brings it
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: back at the end of it and is just like,
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: thank you guys for laughing.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: You guys know right from wrong. This is comedy.
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's why you're laughing at the wrong thing, because
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: you know what the right thing is.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: Right, absolutely, yeah, yeah.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: So would you say for the most part, what you're
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: reading just is it is very splitter. Do you think
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: most people say if you signed up for a roast,
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: this is what you got.
• 52:57
  Speaker 6: Most people, if you signed up for a roast, this
• 52:59
  Speaker 6: is what you get. They someone says, and I hear you,
• 53:02
  Speaker 6: but they went too far with slut shaming. Kim k
• 53:05
  Speaker 6: Everyone has a pass, doesn't mean we should shame people
• 53:07
  Speaker 6: for it in a roast.
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: That's exactly what you do. You gotta do because I
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: hear you.
• 53:12
  Speaker 6: But it's like a roast is different.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: She signed yeah.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: Like people were calling the jokes that people were making
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: about Nikki Glazer like misogynistic, and Nikki was like, no,
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: words like that don't exist in a row.
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: Well, she's standing up there and she goes I know
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: that I'm going to be called a cum guzzling horror
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: and I'm this and I'm that, but I do have
• 53:34
  Speaker 5: a boyfriend and I shoot you in the head to
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: suck this guy's dick for a lot time.
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: Like she even said, like, I know I'm gonna be
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: called like ahor a cum guzzler, but we're at a rose.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: Let's go. Let's go.
• 53:48
  Speaker 6: And she said she was on a podcast right after
• 53:51
  Speaker 6: that and she said, how she has been good for you, Nikki.
• 53:56
  Speaker 6: She's always she's been in the comedy scene forever. If
• 53:58
  Speaker 6: you want to hear how she got started. It was
• 54:00
  Speaker 6: from a really traumatic experience and she's been on podcast
• 54:03
  Speaker 6: saying this.
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: It was she uh trigger warning. She was anarexic. Then
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: she got it was like she got hospitalized market.
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: And now that is even funnier because I think it
• 54:15
  Speaker 5: was Tony. Tony was like she they're so sick of
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: like they're trying to shove her down our throats now
• 54:27
  Speaker 5: like a joke.
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: Of like, yeah, he did. She has been.
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: Working out, so now they're trying to shove her down
• 54:32
  Speaker 5: our throats.
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: Oh my, because I had.
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: No idea she had a disorder.
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: Well that's how she.
• 54:38
  Speaker 6: Got into comedy. But long story short, she's been in
• 54:40
  Speaker 6: the game for a while. In this roast, she pitched
• 54:43
  Speaker 6: herself for it. They did not invite her. She was like,
• 54:45
  Speaker 6: I want to be on this roast. I want to
• 54:47
  Speaker 6: be on this Yeah.
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: They finally got her on and she was the first one.
• 54:50
  Speaker 6: Which is amazing at a roast because people's jokes are
• 54:54
  Speaker 6: while people don't realize as a comedian if someone is
• 54:59
  Speaker 6: using like this same jokes, keeping made you then get
• 55:02
  Speaker 6: rid of that joke because so you're like live editing
• 55:06
  Speaker 6: your set, like, well, can't say that joke anymore?
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: Oh, can't say so.
• 55:09
  Speaker 6: Nicki was first and she said, long story short, she
• 55:12
  Speaker 6: like has been popping off after that Rose. People are
• 55:14
  Speaker 6: like loving her and like good for her because she's
• 55:17
  Speaker 6: been in the game for a while.
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: Goes, where the fuck was that your whole career?
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: She's back, baby. It was a part of her journey.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: It was all the universe's plan for her. They were like,
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: we're gonna give you a career that you're not so
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: happy about, but you're gonna pop off on Tom Brady's rouse.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: You know, what's the nicky Glazer thing? Before we wrap
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: this conversation up. She did say at the very end,
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: you know how she.
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: Hugs tom Oh. She revealed what he said to her. Yeah,
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: he basically said, and this isn't verbatim, but thank you.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: I wish you the best. I was like, I'm never
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: going to see you again. This is where we part ways.
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: But like that's the other thing. She like auditioned to
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: be on the road. She didn't ask if he would
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: have asked, like he would have been like, yeah, I'll
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: you soon.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: But it's like yeah.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: But Kim Cay slid into her DMS did she congrats
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: and just said like, you were amazing.
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: Kim continues to impress me.
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: Sorry guys, and then Nikki went into her fan girl
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: she said and was like, oh my gosh, you were
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: amazing girl.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so wow, that was a really fun podcast.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: I won't even lie. Let's skip to Ache and Relief
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: of the week.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: I know that we are doing back to back, but
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: hopefully you guys have an ache and relief for double relief,
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: maybe double ach.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: Jess, you want to start us off.
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 56:47
  Speaker 6: My relief this week is my girl Ashley from mish
• 56:54
  Speaker 6: Mash Studio send me this hat. The first listener gifted hat.
• 57:00
  Speaker 6: So Ashley, thank you. I love it, she said, she
• 57:03
  Speaker 6: sent me a sweet No Easton wants one. She makes these,
• 57:06
  Speaker 6: by the way, you guys, and I try and highlight
• 57:09
  Speaker 6: every month or every couple months small businesses.
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: So this is gonna be my highlight for the month. Ashley.
• 57:15
  Speaker 6: Her instagram is at mish mash Studio and she this
• 57:21
  Speaker 6: is a crochet hat that's a copycat of how do
• 57:24
  Speaker 6: you say it?
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: A lot?
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: Am? I? You am? I?
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say it looks like mu meal. The
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: word doesn't look like meal, but your hat does.
• 57:32
  Speaker 6: So I love you, Ashley. This is so sweet. I'm
• 57:34
  Speaker 6: obsessed with it. Oh she makes like a crocheted crop
• 57:38
  Speaker 6: sweater that I want to get that's like these colors.
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: So anyway, thank you.
• 57:41
  Speaker 6: And then my ache is I chipped a nail before
• 57:44
  Speaker 6: we started this.
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: Every one the middle finger, the middle finger, and there
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: we go. All right, I love it, east You want
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: to go, yeah.
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: Ache of the week, we'll start off with. The ache
• 58:03
  Speaker 5: is in Doral, Florida. Okay, there's an animal shelter that
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: is without a c there's over one hundred and fifty animals.
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna post it on my Instagram. Okay, and they
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: just have like a couple of fans. This is what
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: it looks like.
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: I'll post it, but oh this is heartbreaks.
• 58:23
  Speaker 5: So they just said ideas are welcome, so we can
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: help the one hundred and fifty plus dogs located at
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: Metley off site shelter where they have no AC.
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: Okay, I just said, does do you.
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: Know anyone that works at a company or anything like that?
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: So I'm gonna see if we can get somebody that
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: does AC out there.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: And yeah, because they could even we could even try
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: to figure out how to put in those those fans
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: you know like I have in the the a.
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: Du Yeah, and if they can do it for free,
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: you know, I shout them out here. I don't know
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: if that would do much, but yeah, I want to
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: see if we.
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: Can what we can contact them? Did you shout out
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: the Instagram?
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna post it on the Instagram. Put it on
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: the Instagram.
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: So that is my ache is these one hundred and
• 59:02
  Speaker 5: fifty dogs and it's ninety five plus degrees.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: All right, let's try to figure it out as I am.
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: So I'll post that, keep that the lookout, and then
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: my relief is I don't know life.
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: Love it.
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: Landon comes home today.
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: Landin comes home. I'm getting my house all in order.
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: Piece of our pod has been missing, so he's back.
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: I love that. That is my relief.
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: I love it. T T thank you. My relief of
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: the week.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: The iconic mirage in Las Vegas is closing after thirty
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: four years.
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's my relief. Flies it your relief because they
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: had all those animals there.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: That's where like Sigfried and Roy or whatever their names
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: are kept their tigers and things like that.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: And the rarest tigers.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: In the world are the white ones, and they would
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: breed them and they'd come out all freaking inbread with
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: crossed eyes. They couldn't do anything, so they're like hidden
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: in the back of the mirage, and the animals were
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: placed elsewhere. I would love to know where they were placed,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: if anyone can shed light. I'm praying that it was
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: sanctuaries and they didn't allow like these big cat tiger
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: king people to come in and purchase them. So if
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: anyone knows where the animals ended up. But I'm thrilled
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: to hear that they are closing.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: Yay.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: Not sad about it one little bit.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: I also have one more relief that Mom told me
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: about the sport of horse soaring has ended due to
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: the Horse Protection Act. This was deliberate pain inflicted to
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: the horses hoofs and legs.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: They would put chemicals into the legs and put screws
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: into their legs to create the look of almost like
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: the horse was tiptoeing.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: It ended, Hell, yeah, it ended.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: Thank god.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: So barbaric, barbaric and disgusting.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: And I think my ache of the week is me
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: wondering how the Kentucky Derby still exists.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 6: I yeah, I'm going to shout out freaking sorry Alex
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 6: Cooper from Call Her Daddy ated Derby.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 4: Who goes to Derby anymore?
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: From college to the Kentucky Derby?
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: It wasn't the Kentucky Derby.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 6: But and I don't know a ton of info, so
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 6: I will get on my Instagram and apologize. But she's
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 6: at a She was at a Derby with her man,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 6: and I was like, who with a platform.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: Goes to I'll say she probably did go because.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, here our first dirty It's on Instagram. You guys,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 6: you know how they treat these horses. It's discussing these.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: Horses drop dead, and when they're of no use, they
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: like just murder them.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and they break their legs on the tracks because
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 6: they're underfed, they're overworked.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: It's the most terrific thing. So that's my ache is
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: that that still exists. Shame on you if you go.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: Shame on you if you support it. Get it together together.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: Thank you everyone for listening to another episode of the
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: Give Them While Up Podcast.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: I Love an adore you all. Remember for the YouTube page.
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