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Garbage Men · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:09
  Things are shifting
• 0:18
  who are fake news.
• 0:21
  I am not suicidal.
• 0:24
  We'll circle back with you directly. If I can circle back, I'll circle back.
• 0:29
  Do not come.
• 0:32
  The Dirty Tranny: Do not come.
• 0:36
  Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 257 of the Jeffrey and Brian show. I am Jeffrey.
• 0:41
  Brian McFadden: And I'm Brian.
• 0:43
  Testecleese: You guys drinking some beetar what's going on?
• 0:46
  Testecleese: We have a
• 0:47
  Testecleese: semi-recurring guest with us on again. The dirty tranny known as Claire.
• 0:52
  The Dirty Tranny: Hello!
• 0:55
  Testecleese: Well, actually, before we get into any of these topics, I wasn't going to talk about it all, but since we have a transgender with us
• 1:00
  Testecleese: right now.
• 1:02
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh no!
• 1:02
  Testecleese: Who's who is a gamer
• 1:04
  Testecleese: who is a gamer?
• 1:06
  Testecleese: What do you think of the new Dragon Age garbage that's floating around.
• 1:10
  The Dirty Tranny: I play real video games honestly, these are just Rpgs that hold your hand.
• 1:15
  The Dirty Tranny: I can see why snowflakes would play these. And honestly, the metrics are doing pretty good as far as this game goes.
• 1:22
  The Dirty Tranny: for a woke game. It's not.
• 1:26
  The Dirty Tranny: It's probably going to make its money back.
• 1:28
  Testecleese: Well, apparently in the game. They spent 2 min shaming people for misgendering people.
• 1:36
  The Dirty Tranny: I heard about that. I am just ugh!
• 1:39
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:40
  The Dirty Tranny: Hey!
• 1:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, you had to do 10 push-ups.
• 1:43
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, it's it's kind of like one of those things. It's like, if if somebody calls me comrade in the video game, I automatically turned it off
• 1:50
  The Dirty Tranny: and delete it.
• 1:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, they get nowhere. They're not the crew. I don't even care what kind of game these guys have to make.
• 1:58
  Testecleese: Alright. Well, we got some follow up stuff going on.
• 2:01
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:01
  Testecleese: And if you've been following the news at all, Claire, I'm sure you've seen what's going on. Boeing, right.
• 2:07
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, yeah.
• 2:09
  Testecleese: Apparently. Now they're looking to sell their space business.
• 2:13
  The Dirty Tranny: Well.
• 2:14
  The Dirty Tranny: it's convenient timing, considering what Spacex did recently.
• 2:19
  Testecleese: Oh, Spacex is ridiculous! What they're pulling off! And then you got
• 2:23
  Testecleese: What's his name? Bezos? Is it bezos that wants to do the same thing with a blue origin.
• 2:29
  The Dirty Tranny: I think so.
• 2:32
  Testecleese: Yeah. And Boeing, I mean, the panels are falling off their aircraft. They can't get the astronauts out of space. We just lost a navy jet that was Boeing built, designed and built up in Washington State.
• 2:45
  The Dirty Tranny: And you know what's funny is, boeing has probably just as big of a body count at the Clintons at this point.
• 2:52
  Testecleese: Probably. Yeah. And I'm well. The question is, is Boeing gonna bounce back because they're too big to fail.
• 2:58
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, well, the too big to fail fail thing comes from like the Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.
• 3:04
  Testecleese: Look how that worked out.
• 3:05
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, I know. But at the same point is, is those banks, those banks. How did the controlling stake of government retirement funds, especially those when it came to the Senators and Congressmen, so they may get a bailout. But I'm not thinking that they're gonna make it through this unscathed.
• 3:24
  Testecleese: Or do you think I should invest when the stock is low?
• 3:28
  The Dirty Tranny: Yes.
• 3:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's why.
• 3:30
  The Dirty Tranny: Invested in Ford. When they're low they bounce back.
• 3:33
  The Dirty Tranny: and they got a bailout, so.
• 3:35
  Testecleese: I'm still trying to decide if I should invest in Anheuser-busch or not. But that doesn't look like that's going to be bouncing back.
• 3:42
  The Dirty Tranny: Maybe in a few years, but.
• 3:44
  Testecleese: Honestly, I don't mind sitting on stock for 2 or 3 years before I see an actual return as long as it comes back. You know what I mean?
• 3:50
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, and
• 3:52
  Testecleese: But realistically, all they need to do is say, yeah, we screwed up. We provide who our customers are.
• 3:57
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 3:57
  Testecleese: And everything would be fine. Go back to girls in Bikinis. You know what I mean.
• 4:01
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 4:02
  The Dirty Tranny: Fuck that even works for me.
• 4:05
  Testecleese: It works for women dude like women are attractive.
• 4:07
  Testecleese: that they look good, that they're easy on the eyes. Even other women enjoy looking at women because they're pretty.
• 4:13
  Testecleese: Dudes are utilitarian and wonky. You know.
• 4:19
  Testecleese: I got I got hair growing on most of my body.
• 4:23
  The Dirty Tranny: I've seen you without your shirt on. Once you look like a fucking Sasquatch.
• 4:27
  Testecleese: I am a hairy, hairy man, that is, for damn skipping.
• 4:32
  Testecleese: Luckily it's not all over my back. By the way, I've been looking for Sasquatch out here in West Virginia. I haven't seen him yet.
• 4:38
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, no, we got him.
• 4:39
  The Dirty Tranny: Georgia!
• 4:41
  Testecleese: You're Georgia now.
• 4:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. He's been there. She's been there for a while
• 4:46
  Brian McFadden: 2 years.
• 4:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know for some reason I keep thinking you're in Chicago or something.
• 4:50
  Brian McFadden: Oh, she lived there.
• 4:52
  Testecleese: Rebecca.
• 4:53
  Brian McFadden: For greener pastures.
• 4:56
  Testecleese: Just want to go live on a farm.
• 5:01
  Testecleese: Excuse me. Well, we've been talking about how the
• 5:05
  Testecleese: the White House Administration. The current administration has been
• 5:09
  Testecleese: quietly revising statistics after they've been out.
• 5:14
  Testecleese: Well, the FBI once again revised their crime stats again, and you know dark of night didn't tell anyone just like they did with jobs reports, and it's showing that crimes actually up, not down.
• 5:28
  Testecleese: just I don't know. It makes me want go ahead.
• 5:32
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, this would be the October surprise if either one of the political opponents had a brain in their head.
• 5:40
  Testecleese: See. See, it's good to hear some other libertarians over here.
• 5:44
  Testecleese: I don't know if you're necessarily libertarian, but you're like is trump really the best that Republicans can come up with.
• 5:50
  The Dirty Tranny: You actually kind of feel that? Yeah.
• 5:53
  Testecleese: And you know, realistically, I agree with most of Trump's points, because he's not as far right as everyone wants to say.
• 5:59
  Testecleese: But
• 6:01
  Testecleese: no, he's definitely not. He's a New York Liberal from the nineties.
• 6:05
  Testecleese: I like to.
• 6:09
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, boy, sorry to interrupt it!
• 6:11
  Testecleese: No, no.
• 6:11
  The Dirty Tranny: Things, though. That's the Overton window has shifted so far, and
• 6:16
  Brian McFadden: And and he says that all the time, because he used to be a libertarian.
• 6:22
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 6:23
  Brian McFadden: Phew!
• 6:24
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah. Well, I've never considered myself a big L libertarian because I don't like being in any party, and the libertarians are always too busy arguing with each other. Who's more libertarian than the next guy?
• 6:35
  Testecleese: I don't worry
• 6:36
  Testecleese: like, what's the dude that's got the nomination for libertarian party? Oliver chases it.
• 6:42
  The Dirty Tranny: I'm not paying attention because he's not actually bringing in any headlines or anything like that.
• 6:48
  Testecleese: Oh, he's a schmuck!
• 6:50
  Testecleese: Oh, it's.
• 6:51
  The Dirty Tranny: The problem. That's kind of the problem with the party is they don't elect their intelligent people. Their intelligent people would grab much, rather smoke, weed, and do scholarly work than actually run for office and change things. It's pretty much a party right now of
• 7:06
  The Dirty Tranny: people that want power are the
• 7:10
  The Dirty Tranny: dumb shits, and the people that don't want power, the people that wish would run.
• 7:15
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, actually, good thing. Good point. You saying it that way is back in the nineties like Oprah, Winfrey and all these other folks were asking Donald Trump to run for President.
• 7:26
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 7:27
  Testecleese: Because, you know, because he's just so successful. Everyone loves him, and then he does. But he switched to the other party and they lose their minds.
• 7:34
  The Dirty Tranny: It's a honestly, I think Trump was
• 7:40
  The Dirty Tranny: bit of an opportunist, and I'm pretty sure in that case I'm pretty sure here's what went down is
• 7:46
  The Dirty Tranny: He probably tried to run as a Republican, no, sorry as a Democrat originally.
• 7:50
  The Dirty Tranny: and they told him no.
• 7:53
  Testecleese: And Rfk. Jr. Style.
• 7:55
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 7:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, no, that's not gonna.
• 7:58
  The Dirty Tranny: Didn't even get into the race. I mean, shit.
• 8:01
  The Dirty Tranny: Okay. Well.
• 8:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, it's entirely possible. I think we would have heard about that, but it could have been so long ago. It wasn't worth bringing up.
• 8:09
  The Dirty Tranny: Yep.
• 8:10
  Testecleese: So I'm sure you heard about this Lincoln Riley, young lady as well right.
• 8:15
  The Dirty Tranny: No, no, no! You guys tell fill me in.
• 8:19
  Testecleese: She was the one who was beaten to death while out jogging by an illegal migrant her head was smashed off the asphalt until she expired.
• 8:28
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, God! That sounds horrible!
• 8:29
  Testecleese: It is well, it is believed that she fought off a rape attempt.
• 8:33
  Testecleese: and the man killed her.
• 8:36
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 8:38
  Testecleese: yes.
• 8:39
  The Dirty Tranny: Expected to be a legal immigrant right?
• 8:42
  Testecleese: Oh, no, it's known to be an illegal immigrant.
• 8:45
  Testecleese: Jose Ibarra.
• 8:48
  Testecleese: He is actually asking for certain evidence to be suppressed with the trial with the trial coming up.
• 8:54
  Testecleese: saying that
• 8:56
  Testecleese: Oh, here we go.
• 8:57
  Testecleese: Evidence evidence from his cell phones
• 9:00
  Testecleese: which, the attorneys are saying were illegally obtained by law enforcement.
• 9:05
  The Dirty Tranny: And.
• 9:05
  Testecleese: The testimony from a witness who performed DNA testing
• 9:08
  Testecleese: during the autopsy, because apparently the results quote did not exclude defendant, but also didn't exclude another known individual associated with the case.
• 9:17
  The Dirty Tranny: Hang up the phone, or whatever.
• 9:18
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 9:20
  The Dirty Tranny: It sounds like Hail Marys.
• 9:22
  Testecleese: Maybe, but the law is the law. Police illegally seize property to use as evidence which sounds difficult.
• 9:30
  Testecleese: depending on the situation.
• 9:32
  Testecleese: But then you can't use it in a courtroom.
• 9:34
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, I mean, you would need you actually need a warrant in most states to crack open somebody's phone.
• 9:40
  Testecleese: Yes, yes, because it's large.
• 9:43
  Testecleese: just like any other lock. You need
• 9:46
  Testecleese: permission.
• 9:48
  The Dirty Tranny: I'm gonna say the same thing. I say about most of these cases, there may be more that's going on that we're not aware of. So.
• 9:55
  Testecleese: Oh, I'm certain of it, because this was like over a year ago, I believe.
• 9:58
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah. So I I would wait to see what's revealed in court.
• 10:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, young lady, a really pretty girl, as I recall.
• 10:07
  Testecleese: And it's I mean, not that it would make a difference if this person was a hobgobble troll.
• 10:11
  Testecleese: You know what I mean, but.
• 10:12
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, it probably wouldn't get as much attention, but.
• 10:16
  Testecleese: Maybe, and maybe that's just why it seems like the ones that are brought up to the surface are always like very pretty young ladies that are taking care of themselves. You know what I mean.
• 10:24
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 10:26
  Testecleese: Okay?
• 10:27
  Testecleese: And apparently the Secret Service fucked up so bad
• 10:31
  Testecleese: with the assassination attempt of trump that people may actually be disciplined.
• 10:38
  Testecleese: Ryan. I don't know if you know you're still muted from your coughing fit.
• 10:43
  Brian McFadden: I do. I do! I do. I'm so surprised it's craziness.
• 10:49
  Testecleese: I am surprised because I didn't think anyone was going to get in any trouble for this, especially since the director resigned. I thought that was gonna be enough.
• 10:58
  Brian McFadden: Over.
• 11:01
  Testecleese: But there's just there was just too much stuff.
• 11:03
  Testecleese: the cascade failure
• 11:05
  Testecleese: that had to occur for this to go down
• 11:08
  Testecleese: when someone wasn't at least looking the other way on purpose.
• 11:12
  Testecleese: It's like hitting lottery every night for a month straight, you know.
• 11:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 11:19
  Testecleese: I don't know. I still predict nothing else is gonna happen, but perhaps it will.
• 11:23
  Testecleese: It took a long time for my for our
• 11:28
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! What's his name? There the guy played
• 11:30
  Testecleese: the dad and beetlejuice.
• 11:32
  Testecleese: Alec Baldwin.
• 11:34
  Testecleese: the Alan Baldwin case that that took what 2 3 years to come back.
• 11:38
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 11:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, are we making predictions on who gets elected President?
• 11:45
  Testecleese: Thank you.
• 11:46
  Testecleese: I think trump gets more electoral votes.
• 11:50
  Testecleese: Trump has a chance to get more of the majority vote.
• 11:55
  Brian McFadden: The rumors are going around to get more popular votes. I don't give 2 shits about that, because they don't matter.
• 12:00
  Testecleese: I do, because it's 1 less thing that the Democrats can complain about, because they always do.
• 12:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, they're gonna complain either way. So.
• 12:08
  The Dirty Tranny: Okay, there's a statistic out there that says the approval rating right now is only at 28% of the
• 12:14
  The Dirty Tranny: people in charge right now. So
• 12:16
  The Dirty Tranny: if
• 12:18
  The Dirty Tranny: Kamala wins, being somewhat of an incumbent, and the incumbent party well, she is part of the incumbent party.
• 12:25
  The Dirty Tranny: If she wins. This will be the 1st time in history where you had the Democratic party with only a 20% approval rate being in control of the government.
• 12:35
  Testecleese: But I I think I saw the same thing you saw I was on Cnn right? And it was 28%
• 12:41
  Testecleese: approval.
• 12:42
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, it's only 28% approval. Right now, it's like ridiculously low.
• 12:49
  Testecleese: Well.
• 12:50
  Testecleese: Trump last time received more votes
• 12:54
  Testecleese: then he did the time he won the Presidency, and that's the 1st time in American history. A President received more votes than last time, and did not win the Presidency.
• 13:01
  Brian McFadden: Well, I'm a firm believer that most people that vote against trump are not like voting for the candidate. Like Kamala, they're voting against trump.
• 13:13
  Testecleese: True. But I,
• 13:14
  Testecleese: the Democrats, seem to find a way to pull it out.
• 13:17
  Testecleese: So like I, I'm not gonna put them past. Put it past him to do something that I consider unethical.
• 13:22
  Testecleese: even if it is quote legal.
• 13:24
  Testecleese: But I mean they went and violated Pennsylvania's constitution.
• 13:28
  Testecleese: My assignment.
• 13:29
  Brian McFadden: Times.
• 13:29
  Testecleese: And the judge was just like, Yeah, too late now. It doesn't matter now. But before the fact, they said, you don't have any standing, because nothing's happened yet.
• 13:36
  Testecleese: Right?
• 13:37
  Testecleese: So I mean.
• 13:40
  Brian McFadden: All trump's got to do is win like
• 13:42
  Brian McFadden: Pennsylvania or Michigan, and it's all over.
• 13:46
  Testecleese: Michigan has got a real shot with that whole
• 13:50
  Testecleese: Muslim thing going on right now.
• 13:53
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 13:54
  Testecleese: Because you got a whole bunch of them, and
• 13:56
  Testecleese: I can't remember that one town where they took over the government.
• 14:00
  Testecleese: But yeah, a bunch of them moved there a long time ago, and
• 14:03
  Testecleese: they're very upset about what's going on in Israel, which I'm laughing my ass off, because if they think voting trump instead of Harris, is going to make it less easy for Israel to do what they're doing. They're out of their minds.
• 14:13
  The Dirty Tranny: Well, it's not only that, I mean, have you listened to the Muslim advocates from that town because they're not only pissed about Israel, but they're also pissed about their
• 14:22
  The Dirty Tranny: infringement on their religious liberties.
• 14:25
  Testecleese: Well, hey, yeah, welcome to the fold. Other Abrahamic religion.
• 14:30
  Testecleese: for whatever reason the left seems to love Islam
• 14:33
  Testecleese: until they realized how conservative Muslims actually typically are.
• 14:38
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 14:39
  Testecleese: I mean, look at the planet they're they're covering their. The women are covering their faces up because they can't be seen in public by other men.
• 14:45
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 14:46
  The Dirty Tranny: I actually had a Harris supporter come to my house recently.
• 14:50
  Testecleese: How'd that go.
• 14:51
  The Dirty Tranny: It was funny. I I opened the door, and he just lit up like, Oh, my God! Transfers and somebody I could talk to, and
• 15:00
  Testecleese: Shotgun. Yeah.
• 15:01
  The Dirty Tranny: Evelyn and me are both broke from California right.
• 15:05
  The Dirty Tranny: and Evelyn and me have this agreement that we are not going to vote for somebody that has actively participated in the downfall of the State that we come from
• 15:14
  The Dirty Tranny: so.
• 15:15
  Testecleese: Well, that's that's a lot of people in California that Pretty
• 15:18
  Testecleese: has held office in the last 20 years.
• 15:20
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah. So I I politely explain it to this man, and the look of defeat on his face.
• 15:27
  Brian McFadden: Ha! Ha! Ha!
• 15:28
  The Dirty Tranny: Fucking, priceless the shock, the horror, and the man actually stuttered on his way out of our driveway.
• 15:36
  Testecleese: Is this the same? Apparently you married this person.
• 15:40
  The Dirty Tranny: We're getting married in August.
• 15:42
  Testecleese: Okay. Well, congratulations. Is this the same individual that?
• 15:46
  Testecleese: I've spoken to before? Yes, the the Satanist.
• 15:49
  The Dirty Tranny: Yes.
• 15:50
  Testecleese: So yeah, the Democrat guy coming to your door couldn't get the transgender and a Satanist to vote Democrat.
• 15:57
  The Dirty Tranny: Nope.
• 15:59
  Testecleese: That lets you know the Republicans really do have this locked down.
• 16:04
  Testecleese: I mean, obviously, it's just a anecdote. But.
• 16:08
  The Dirty Tranny: I mean, we're in Georgia. So this is I. I see freaking
• 16:13
  The Dirty Tranny: Kamala Harris and trump stuff everywhere right now.
• 16:17
  The Dirty Tranny: and it's just like.
• 16:18
  Testecleese: Everywhere, here.
• 16:19
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 16:20
  Testecleese: A funny thing, though, is
• 16:22
  Testecleese: I mentioned the the Muslims, and, you know, covering their faces up.
• 16:27
  Testecleese: There was a visiting family that came through my Catholic church last week
• 16:32
  Testecleese: that this couple had 7 children.
• 16:36
  Testecleese: and all of the girls had their hair covered with like some kind of lazy thing.
• 16:41
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, God!
• 16:41
  Testecleese: And I was like who brought the Puritans, you know.
• 16:44
  The Dirty Tranny: God.
• 16:46
  Testecleese: I was like, I went to Latin, mass as a kid. And I'm calling these folks Puritan.
• 16:50
  Testecleese: Okay?
• 16:51
  Testecleese: Yeah. And it's funny because I went to church yesterday.
• 16:55
  Testecleese: I don't know if other Christian religions see November 1st as a day of obligation.
• 17:02
  Testecleese: But there was my family, 2 other people.
• 17:06
  Testecleese: the priest and the deacon, and that was it
• 17:11
  Testecleese: small, you know. I mean, it's tough to find Catholics out here, anyway, and it's a small, little tiny church.
• 17:16
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, well, okay. So
• 17:18
  The Dirty Tranny: I'm not sure. Are we gonna cover the Catholics getting a new anime character?
• 17:24
  Testecleese: Tell me about it now, because this we're still in follow up. And we did bring up the Catholic Church a couple of times in the last couple of weeks, because of all the craziness to include the
• 17:33
  Testecleese: it's just a perpetual indulgence coming up again.
• 17:36
  The Dirty Tranny: The Catholics have
• 17:38
  The Dirty Tranny: release
• 17:40
  The Dirty Tranny: anime character that they're gonna use in like short little cartoons to help get kids back into church
• 17:49
  The Dirty Tranny: right.
• 17:49
  Testecleese: Shot, I guess.
• 17:51
  The Dirty Tranny: I I was laughing at the whole ordeal because it's like it's the whole buddy Christ thing from dogma.
• 17:57
  Testecleese: Oh, my God, okay, yeah.
• 17:58
  The Dirty Tranny: It doesn't look like Buddy Christ, but it literally is like a whole like anime thing. I'll actually.
• 18:06
  Testecleese: I have a buddy. Christ?
• 18:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, with the thumbs up pointing at you and like, who loves you.
• 18:12
  The Dirty Tranny: But it's a little Catholic Anime girl like it's funny. She's wearing a raincoat and everything.
• 18:19
  The Dirty Tranny: It's absolutely hilarious that they think this will work just the whole meme of
• 18:25
  The Dirty Tranny: the Catholics releasing a cartoon characters. Just it's so.
• 18:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's a mistake. Realistically. The way to get people back into faith is the parents that still do it to
• 18:34
  Testecleese: it's terrible. It's time to drill it into their heads. Young.
• 18:40
  Testecleese: because I I wandered from the church for a long time, but my mom beat it into my head, growing up.
• 18:46
  Testecleese: and
• 18:47
  Testecleese: I'm going back to church now, because I realized they sent me a lot of
• 18:51
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! I see the picture you sent me.
• 18:55
  The Dirty Tranny: I'm just. I'm sending that to prove you guys, I'm not bullshitting.
• 18:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, but the the values, the Catholic Church hold
• 19:02
  Testecleese: our
• 19:03
  Testecleese: generally good in terms of like self responsibility, and
• 19:08
  Testecleese: treat others the way you would like to be treated.
• 19:10
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm honestly, it's
• 19:15
  Testecleese: Actually we were just talking about. On Tuesday we're talking about Kamala. Harris went to a church of Pennsylvania and told all the Catholics there to vote, Harris, because God wants them to.
• 19:26
  Testecleese: I was like.
• 19:28
  Testecleese: he was like, Yeah, you clearly don't understand the 10 Commandments.
• 19:32
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, I mean, that's.
• 19:35
  Testecleese: To to say that you know what God's plan is, and God wants you to do something that.
• 19:39
  The Dirty Tranny: Pardon the joke if you're in it into religion. That's like saying you walk in front of a bunch of Satanists and saying, Satan told you that
• 19:46
  The Dirty Tranny: that he she he wants you to vote for her. So
• 19:50
  The Dirty Tranny: yeah. And if you know anything about the church that's absolutely hilarious. So.
• 19:55
  Testecleese: Don't know. Ball isn't
• 19:57
  Testecleese: depends. There's 2 major Satanic temples. I believe. Right. One of them is more.
• 20:01
  The Dirty Tranny: Are atheistic, both of them are they. They are atheistic.
• 20:05
  Testecleese: Okay? Well, I know one of them is more
• 20:08
  Testecleese: libertarian, just like, get your nut and don't care about anyone else.
• 20:13
  The Dirty Tranny: Okay, one of them is
• 20:15
  The Dirty Tranny: how do I put it?
• 20:16
  The Dirty Tranny: It's more of an inverse looking towards. It's more of a
• 20:22
  The Dirty Tranny: it's Christian. It's Christianity without being Christianity. It's like the worst parts of the 19 nineties Christianity formed into
• 20:30
  Testecleese: This exotic panic.
• 20:32
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah,
• 20:35
  The Dirty Tranny: and these are the people that make the headlines and stuff like that. And then there's 1 that's like, I'm an atheist. Leave me alone. This is you. Just don't get it here, read the books.
• 20:45
  Testecleese: Well, here's the thing that gets me about atheists.
• 20:48
  Testecleese: Because atheism is to say there is no God versus
• 20:52
  Testecleese: agnosticism, which is, I don't know.
• 20:55
  Testecleese: You can't prove a negative. You can't prove there is no God.
• 20:59
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah. And I guess I'm I'm wrong on that one. Evelyn's definitely more agnostic. So.
• 21:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, maybe there's something out there. I mean, something started everything, whatever that is, even if it's the
• 21:10
  Testecleese: clicking run on the program that could be gone.
• 21:14
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, I
• 21:17
  The Dirty Tranny: I guess I'm more hippie ish than Evelyn is, because I bring up things like nanomic science. If you've ever read into that, and
• 21:23
  The Dirty Tranny: the whole
• 21:27
  Testecleese: Well, how is simulation theory any different than creationism.
• 21:33
  The Dirty Tranny: You have a point there.
• 21:35
  Testecleese: The same things that one takes place on a hard drive, and one takes place
• 21:39
  Testecleese: in an empty vacuum of nothingness.
• 21:43
  The Dirty Tranny: Fair Point.
• 21:44
  Testecleese: Ryan has already passed out.
• 21:46
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, wow.
• 21:47
  The Dirty Tranny: no! He's shaking his head. He's shaking his head. We we might be boring him. Move on to the next topic.
• 21:53
  Testecleese: He does it every time Catholicism comes up. He's like freezing Catholic, see? Shit
• 21:59
  Testecleese: so okay, you remember this? Brianna Taylor? Civil thing. I was okay.
• 22:05
  Testecleese: apparently.
• 22:08
  Testecleese: if the jury found the officer guilty of like violating some civil rights.
• 22:13
  Testecleese: But last I remember hearing Brianna Taylor was involved in the gunfight, wasn't she?
• 22:19
  The Dirty Tranny: No, not if
• 22:22
  Testecleese: Remember hearing that coming out, that she was definitely involved. Oh, no, okay, no. She wasn't involved in the gunfight, but she definitely knew they were like being drugs sold out of this place, or something like that.
• 22:33
  Testecleese: I don't know enough of the details, but it finally that got resolved because they said she was unarmed and shot, but that's because the police tried to execute a warrant, and her boyfriend fired the police to the door right.
• 22:46
  The Dirty Tranny: I believe that there was a gun involved. I just know that. Okay, Brianna Taylor did not need to die in that situation.
• 22:54
  Testecleese: No one needed to die.
• 22:56
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, completely agree with you on that one the cops. If the guy did shoot 1st that guy, I don't think the cops should be charged. But at the same point is, cops have become a scapegoat in the last few years.
• 23:10
  Testecleese: Really, I'm on airplane mode and connects the Internet. And I don't know how that happens.
• 23:15
  The Dirty Tranny: Lucky.
• 23:15
  Testecleese: Sorry. I was just looking at my taskbar at the bottom of my laptop here so
• 23:21
  Testecleese: so well like I said I didn't follow this case particularly close. It was all the news for a while when it was new.
• 23:29
  Testecleese: Alright, let's move on to our intro material. Here's some interesting stuff.
• 23:32
  Testecleese: all right, did.
• 23:34
  Testecleese: Apparently they found a new mine or not new.
• 23:36
  Testecleese: They found recently discovered a Mayan city in the jungle of Mexico.
• 23:44
  Testecleese: Pyramids.
• 23:46
  Testecleese: roadways.
• 23:48
  Testecleese: parks, all sorts of stuff set up.
• 23:51
  Testecleese: and it's just discovered by accident when they were
• 23:54
  Testecleese: surveying out looking for something else.
• 23:56
  The Dirty Tranny: No, that's kind of typical with archaeology, discovering something by accident, but.
• 24:01
  Testecleese: Yes, yes.
• 24:04
  Testecleese: But that's nuts. That jungle in Mexico is still so unexplored that we're finding ancient civilizations that have been wiped out. You know.
• 24:12
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, but it's so damn dense. It's hard to get through that stuff.
• 24:16
  Testecleese: It really is. But you still would think we would have some kind of modern technology that we'd be able to see this shit from space.
• 24:23
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah. But the modern technology that they're using doesn't get as much
• 24:26
  The Dirty Tranny: as much funding as the stuff looking outward.
• 24:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, I suppose.
• 24:32
  Testecleese: Did you see this commercial? The Democrats, or maybe not. The Democrats themselves released it. Maybe it was someone else who did it for them. But the
• 24:41
  Testecleese: okay, I'm sure you're familiar. That, like the foreign industry has is supporting Harris.
• 24:47
  Testecleese: they're saying you're gonna take away our porn. If Trump is elected.
• 24:51
  Testecleese: I don't know if you're
• 24:53
  Testecleese: okay. Did you see this vile pro pornography ad
• 24:59
  Testecleese: where this guy was in his bed with his phone.
• 25:02
  Testecleese: you know, slapping the salami.
• 25:05
  Testecleese: And this dude with a red tie comes in like, you can't do that in here, and he's like what he's like. I'm here to watch you, and he's like I'm your Republican representative, like
• 25:15
  Testecleese: what? No.
• 25:17
  The Dirty Tranny: No, okay, because that makes perfect sense, because, you know, Republicans are often, you know, just whacking their meat just as much as Democrats are.
• 25:28
  Testecleese: Whoa!
• 25:29
  The Dirty Tranny: Every.
• 25:29
  Testecleese: This. This is apparently what
• 25:32
  Testecleese: the Democrats, or at least this organization, thinks of the Democrat voter or the men. The males in general in this country that
• 25:41
  Testecleese: they just want to jerk off, and they want to be able to bang broads and have them have abortions.
• 25:46
  The Dirty Tranny: Well, do you know why? Why I think this is? Is.
• 25:49
  Testecleese: The Incel movement because of
• 25:51
  The Dirty Tranny: No, no.
• 25:52
  Testecleese: Dating apps.
• 25:53
  The Dirty Tranny: Much simpler than that.
• 25:55
  The Dirty Tranny: Democratic women are insufferable. They know they're insufferable. So they know that they're driving their men to porn.
• 26:01
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah. Well, Mgtow.
• 26:04
  Testecleese: have you followed any of this Mgtow crap.
• 26:06
  The Dirty Tranny: I follow it every now and then I mainly follow, like the women in the movement, the dadvocate, the Roma army stuff like that.
• 26:14
  Testecleese: I see I tried to do the Roma army thing I had to give up on her. She's a nut job.
• 26:19
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, she is in that job! But.
• 26:22
  Testecleese: Wow.
• 26:23
  Testecleese: yeah, I I don't know, man. And then apparently, she used to do like naked pictures you could buy, or something.
• 26:30
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 26:30
  Testecleese: And all I could think was, who would want to see her naked.
• 26:34
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, entirely too skinny! But
• 26:40
  Testecleese: All right.
• 26:41
  Testecleese: But yeah, like, apparently the Democrats think of the the elites. At least think of men in this country. Is that
• 26:47
  Testecleese: all that matters is getting up. I don't care about anything else.
• 26:51
  The Dirty Tranny: I mean. Look at the male figures of their movement. The you know, the Epstein's, the the Weinsteins, the the Diddy's.
• 26:59
  Testecleese: Clayton is.
• 27:01
  The Dirty Tranny: Well, yeah, but I'm going with enough recent material here.
• 27:05
  Testecleese: Well. Hillary Clinton's still pertinent in modern conversation.
• 27:10
  Testecleese: Bill has been campaigning for Kamala.
• 27:13
  The Dirty Tranny: Well, fair point.
• 27:15
  The Dirty Tranny: I mean. But seriously, though, there's enough like people that have been supporting the Democrats that have been.
• 27:21
  The Dirty Tranny: There's an alarming amount of them that come out as predators, so.
• 27:24
  Testecleese: Well, isn't Doug Emhoff supposed to be the new face of masculinity?
• 27:29
  The Dirty Tranny: I thought that was waltz.
• 27:31
  Testecleese: Oh, Emhoff is harris's husband.
• 27:36
  The Dirty Tranny: I thought.
• 27:36
  Testecleese: He was the one who he's the one who knocked up the Nanny when he was married to his 1st wife.
• 27:43
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, yeah, this.
• 27:44
  Testecleese: And he's been accused of beating a woman in public.
• 27:49
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, I heard about that. I I knew he wasn't a bad no, I knew he was a very bad dude, but I did not know that much.
• 27:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, I get a good laugh, too. Because, like, why won't men vote Kamala Harris?
• 28:03
  Testecleese: And I'm I'm sitting here like I don't know. Why don't you go ask the fucking bear.
• 28:09
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, like, I said, the women are insufferable.
• 28:13
  Testecleese: That's not. They said they'd rather come across a bear in the woods than a man. I'm like. You're fucking nuts. You've never seen a bear in real life, then.
• 28:22
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, I know, but they're like the pair would eat me, the you know. The the man might rape me. It's like, you know.
• 28:26
  Testecleese: It's like I, at least I know what to expect from the bear I was like. No, you don't. No.
• 28:29
  The Dirty Tranny: You don't.
• 28:31
  The Dirty Tranny: It can charge you. It could freaking eat you? It could.
• 28:34
  Testecleese: It could ignore you altogether like, I don't care. What what are you gonna do? I'm just.
• 28:38
  The Dirty Tranny: I know if if the bear ignored them I would feel bad for the bear, because they would just yell at the bear at that point.
• 28:44
  Testecleese: They would, they would start shaming the bear.
• 28:47
  The Dirty Tranny: But I'm not good enough for you.
• 28:51
  Testecleese: If you walk up.
• 28:52
  Testecleese: Okay. This may sound like it's directed at you, but it's not. If you won't have sex with a Trans woman. You're transphobic, I'm like.
• 28:59
  Testecleese: no, no, I just don't like penises.
• 29:06
  Testecleese: That's.
• 29:07
  The Dirty Tranny: They would tell the bear you ain't shit, and the bear would turn them into shit
• 29:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly.
• 29:13
  Testecleese: I just
• 29:14
  Testecleese: your pep and make sure you pepper spray that bear first.st So it's shit. It's nice and spicy. You know what I mean.
• 29:22
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh!
• 29:24
  Testecleese: But, anyway, speaking of getting eaten and destroyed, did you see this shit, Joe Biden bit 3 babies on Halloween.
• 29:29
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, yeah, I saw that I was like, is he? You know, working.
• 29:34
  Testecleese: Saw a hilarious meme, because apparently one of the kids was dressed up.
• 29:37
  The Dirty Tranny: Well, he chose Street every single time, that's all I'm saying about that one.
• 29:41
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 29:42
  Testecleese: yeah. Sniffing him is not good enough anymore.
• 29:44
  The Dirty Tranny: No, he's gotta get a little deeper now.
• 29:47
  Testecleese: But yeah, I saw a hilarious meme of trump leaning out the drive-thru window at Mcdonald's like with a yelling face on. And it says Joe. That's a kid, not a chicken. Mcnugget.
• 29:58
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, okay, I loved Trump because they called his people garbage. So what's he do at the very next rally.
• 30:04
  Testecleese: Oh, we got a whole. We got a whole category titled garbage coming up.
• 30:08
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, God! I'll save it then, because that.
• 30:11
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 30:11
  The Dirty Tranny: So priceless news.
• 30:13
  Testecleese: One of the most epic things I've ever seen in my life, possibly the greatest campaign move I've ever seen.
• 30:19
  Testecleese: All right. Whew! Yeah, he bit the 3 babies, and
• 30:24
  Testecleese: I'm gonna cut him a little bit of slack. He's a very old man
• 30:28
  Testecleese: the whole. You're so cute I can eat you up thing. But the thing is, these weren't little like nibbles. You would give someone like that way they like put the whole kid's foot in his mouth.
• 30:36
  The Dirty Tranny: I know
• 30:37
  The Dirty Tranny: I I honestly. I think it's the fact that he's a you know, according to his own daughter, he's a he's a Pedo, and now he's just like, you know, he can't control himself no more.
• 30:48
  Testecleese: Hey! Brian.
• 30:49
  Brian McFadden: But.
• 30:51
  Testecleese: You familiar with Hugh Hewitt.
• 30:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 30:55
  Testecleese: Yeah. Brian's Brian's gonna pass out. That's for sure.
• 30:58
  The Dirty Tranny: God.
• 31:00
  Testecleese: Well, apparently he quit the Washington post
• 31:04
  Testecleese: live on a televised event.
• 31:07
  Testecleese: Did you see this square.
• 31:09
  The Dirty Tranny: No.
• 31:11
  Testecleese: Oh, it's fucking awesome! This was talking about the whole. He wants to assassinate Liz Cheney thing which don't worry. We will be talking about that.
• 31:19
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, God!
• 31:21
  Testecleese: And he's like, that's not what the hell happened, you know. You know you're lying, you know. You're putting in your opinion. We're supposed to be journalists here and like, why don't need to be lectured about journalism? And he goes. And then he goes and starts talking about someone's opinion. They publish this fact. And the guy he was like, you know what I'm out of here. I'm done. Just go up and walked away.
• 31:40
  Testecleese: Oh, I thought it was great. I thought it was great. This guy was like, this is ridiculous, like we. Anyone who's not retarded knows better.
• 31:47
  The Dirty Tranny: - yeah. Well, I'm sorry I was following the the the beeper moment this week.
• 31:54
  Testecleese: Oh, bad I was! Oh, my God! That was so good! And he should not have backed down from that.
• 31:59
  The Dirty Tranny: No, I shouldn't have, but I guarantee you. Somebody held his head.
• 32:05
  Testecleese: Hope your beeper doesn't go off. Then he got banned from the channel.
• 32:09
  The Dirty Tranny: Yep!
• 32:11
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh.
• 32:13
  Testecleese: Alright yeah, he would quit.
• 32:16
  Testecleese: I don't care. Apparently some migrant gang destroyed
• 32:21
  Testecleese: some Airbnb
• 32:23
  Testecleese: property. I really don't care.
• 32:25
  Testecleese: It's in Colorado. If you're if you're anywhere near where you're hearing about these gangs taking over, and you're renting out your property when you're not there, you're out of your mind.
• 32:35
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, yeah,
• 32:37
  The Dirty Tranny: me and Evelyn. Actually, the year I moved in here we had some
• 32:41
  The Dirty Tranny: less than reputable people asking us if we lived here full time.
• 32:45
  Testecleese: Oh, God!
• 32:47
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 32:48
  Testecleese: Hey? Just to drive her nuts for like 3 days. Can you do me a favor and call her Eve?
• 32:53
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 32:55
  Testecleese: You know it'll drive her nuts right.
• 32:56
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, I know it will.
• 32:58
  Testecleese: You call her Evelyn and not Eve, I mean, she definitely doesn't want to be associated with Eve.
• 33:06
  Testecleese: And when she, when she says, what? Why do you keep doing that like? Oh, Asshole asked me to do it, and I thought it'd be funny.
• 33:12
  The Dirty Tranny: She'll give me the side eye for like a week.
• 33:16
  Testecleese: Well, you know, that's what the song Silent Night was actually about. You know the other Christmas song.
• 33:22
  Testecleese: Joseph forgot to make a
• 33:24
  Testecleese: reservations at the the motel.
• 33:27
  Testecleese: So Mary had to give birth in the manger, and wouldn't speak to him for days.
• 33:31
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, my God!
• 33:36
  Testecleese: See, I can make jokes.
• 33:38
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, yeah.
• 33:40
  Testecleese: Brian, what's going on? New? What's going on in Virginia?
• 33:42
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 33:43
  Testecleese: We are.
• 33:44
  Testecleese: You don't know
• 33:47
  Testecleese: well, apparently.
• 33:49
  Testecleese: I don't even know what this is.
• 33:51
  Testecleese: Something in Newport News is.
• 33:55
  Testecleese: He's got one eye open, trying to read.
• 33:58
  Brian McFadden: The times you stop.
• 33:59
  Testecleese: What time did you start drinking, Buddy?
• 34:01
  Brian McFadden: Bree.
• 34:04
  Testecleese: Oh, that'll do it. That's 5 h now.
• 34:06
  Testecleese: Alright. Well.
• 34:08
  Testecleese: okay. Well, I don't know about that story, but I do this next one. The Norfolk postal employee been accused of stealing mail?
• 34:16
  Testecleese: Why.
• 34:18
  Brian McFadden: Why not? Mel's good.
• 34:21
  The Dirty Tranny: Cash.
• 34:21
  Testecleese: It's in mail.
• 34:23
  Testecleese: The mail is worse than stealing a ups package. Now you're tampering with like the Federal Government. Yeah.
• 34:30
  Testecleese: don't fuck with the Federal Government right.
• 34:32
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, I mean, you know the Post Office has its own swat team right.
• 34:35
  Testecleese: They probably do.
• 34:37
  The Dirty Tranny: No, they actually do.
• 34:39
  Testecleese: I know they have the the police department, because I spoke to them once.
• 34:43
  The Dirty Tranny: No, they actually have their own swat team. There was a case. I forget what company it was that actually got raided by the Post Office's Swat team because they were shipping everything Fedex instead of
• 34:55
  The Dirty Tranny: instead of through the Us. Mail system. So they rate use their Swat team, rated their entire building, and you could look this one up and actually find this company because their mail wasn't deemed sufficient enough to be overnight, shipped through Fedex.
• 35:10
  The Dirty Tranny: Every single.
• 35:12
  Testecleese: So I have to use the Federal Government to
• 35:16
  Testecleese: transport, but it just seems ridiculous.
• 35:18
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, but it's the law is you have to use it. It's the way they maintain their monopoly and keep it running.
• 35:25
  Testecleese: You know. That's the a real problem, too, because the Constitution does not say there will. There shall be a United States post office.
• 35:31
  Testecleese: It says there may be
• 35:33
  Testecleese: we could abolish it altogether, stop paying for it, and let private companies take over.
• 35:38
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, I know we could. It's just like I'm saying, is a
• 35:42
  The Dirty Tranny: the Government in order to fund no, in order to fund the Post Office created a monopoly in there, and then gave the monopoly teeth to enforce itself.
• 35:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, I spoke to the detective once, because I ordered Mercury.
• 36:00
  Testecleese: And someone shipped it to me in the mail in a glass jar, and it broke open
• 36:04
  Testecleese: at the the hub in Norfolk.
• 36:07
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh no!
• 36:08
  Testecleese: Oh, dude! It shut down mail for like a week and a half down the entire mid, the entire mid Atlantic region of the United States.
• 36:18
  Testecleese: And I, I'm talking to the guy on the phone. He's like, so what? What
• 36:22
  Testecleese: like your your name is on it and your address? I'm like, yeah, he was what what's going on like, we found a bunch of mercury. It completely contaminated this entire area.
• 36:32
  Testecleese: I was like, I ordered some Mercury online, and some guy was supposed to ship it to me because, well broke, I'm like, Well, okay, what do you want me to do? I didn't mail this stuff through the postal service
• 36:42
  Testecleese: like I'm not the guy who didn't label it properly to be handled properly, you know.
• 36:47
  The Dirty Tranny: Right.
• 36:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, they. They wanted the guy's information. I was like, Yeah, go fuck that guy because I didn't get my mercury. And I already paid for it.
• 36:54
  Testecleese: which, by the way, I ended up getting some mercury later. I got about 15 pounds, maybe.
• 37:02
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 37:02
  Testecleese: Not not as much as you would think. It would be.
• 37:05
  The Dirty Tranny: No, it's considered relatively dense.
• 37:08
  Testecleese: It's it's very heavy. It's cool because
• 37:11
  Testecleese: check this out.
• 37:12
  Testecleese: I once put
• 37:14
  Testecleese: I used a bowl, a metal bowl.
• 37:17
  Testecleese: I filled it. I put the mercury in it.
• 37:19
  Testecleese: hook the car a battery up
• 37:21
  Testecleese: to eat the side of the bowl, and I put a bullet in the middle.
• 37:25
  Testecleese: The bullet sat there and floated on top and started spinning in circles.
• 37:29
  The Dirty Tranny: That's awesome.
• 37:30
  Testecleese: I was like, oh, this is so cool! This is this is why I got Mercury.
• 37:33
  The Dirty Tranny: And you're probably thinking to yourself, why does it do that? That is amazing. I got to look this up.
• 37:38
  Testecleese: I know exactly why I did it, and I knew it was gonna happen. That's why I did it.
• 37:42
  Testecleese: But it's
• 37:43
  Testecleese: but shoot. I've actually used it to make mercury switches when I like flip something open.
• 37:49
  Testecleese: The mercury rushes to one side, close the circuit, turns the light off.
• 37:52
  Testecleese: For example, you know.
• 37:53
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, that's cool!
• 37:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's just fun to play with. Problem is you have to make sure you treat this stuff very seriously, because it is insanely toxic.
• 38:02
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 38:03
  Testecleese: Like I put plastic down
• 38:06
  Testecleese: when I use the stuff to make sure anything the edge drops I can clean up, and then I also have a
• 38:11
  Testecleese: powdered sulfur on hand.
• 38:13
  Testecleese: If sulfur and mercury touch, they they there's a reaction, and they combine, you get mercury sulfide, and it is inert
• 38:24
  Testecleese: zone.
• 38:25
  Testecleese: If you are going to play with Mercury, understand the risk you're taking.
• 38:29
  Testecleese: and make sure that you don't allow this stuff to contaminate the groundwater or anything else.
• 38:33
  The Dirty Tranny: No, I mean, it's not as bad as uranium 3, 45, but I mean come on.
• 38:37
  Testecleese: Correct. That's not as easy to get your hands on.
• 38:39
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, no! I mean.
• 38:40
  Testecleese: Mercury. You can just buy.
• 38:42
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 38:43
  The Dirty Tranny: I wonder if you can buy uranium.
• 38:46
  Testecleese: I mean, I'm I know as a fact you can, because we use it in power plants right?
• 38:51
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 38:52
  Testecleese: So I mean, someone's buying it.
• 38:55
  Testecleese: Same same argument I brought up about the the second amendment
• 39:00
  Testecleese: like, Oh, America, you shouldn't be allowed to own nuclear weapons. Civilians shouldn't be allowed to own nuclear weapons like where the fuck do you think the Federal Government gets them from.
• 39:08
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, private companies.
• 39:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, they go to Lockheed Martin and buy them. Lockheed. Martin's a bunch of civilians that own these nuclear weapons.
• 39:17
  Testecleese: They're building them and selling them.
• 39:20
  The Dirty Tranny: Well, I think they're on a lend lease program, because to do maintenance on the missiles, the Air Force actually has to send them back to their manufacturers.
• 39:30
  Testecleese: Yeah. But remember, the Air Force only has the the ground based nuclear
• 39:35
  Testecleese: system. We have this whole triad.
• 39:38
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 39:39
  Testecleese: how many?
• 39:41
  Testecleese: What percentage of the United States nuclear payload that is ready to be deployed, do you think is on a navy vessel right now.
• 39:51
  The Dirty Tranny: and 3
• 39:53
  The Dirty Tranny: generously, I'd say about 20%.
• 39:56
  Testecleese: Oh, I bet it's more than that.
• 39:58
  Testecleese: I bet I know. As a fact, we got a boomer sitting out next to Russia somewhere, and China.
• 40:04
  Testecleese: you know. I mean, we we got these submarines sitting out there loaded with nuclear weapons all the time.
• 40:09
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, yeah.
• 40:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, but
• 40:11
  Testecleese: don't get me wrong. These nuclear silos we have stateside.
• 40:16
  Testecleese: There's a bunch of them. Those are all Air force control. But
• 40:21
  Testecleese: those are
• 40:23
  Testecleese: doomsday weapons.
• 40:25
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, those are.
• 40:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's supposed to be okay. Well, we're being wiped off the planet. We're gonna wipe them off the planet, too.
• 40:32
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah. No.
• 40:33
  Testecleese: This is terrifying.
• 40:37
  The Dirty Tranny: And a little bit of column, a little bit of column. BI mean, I know we there we have nuclear artillery may not be an active service, but we have nuclear artillery.
• 40:46
  Testecleese: I've definitely designed it. And I've been talking about this for a while. I'm certain we have nuclear payload mortar rounds.
• 40:52
  The Dirty Tranny: Davy Crockett.
• 40:54
  The Dirty Tranny: It existed at 1 point.
• 40:56
  Testecleese: There you go, small all you need. And yeah, you don't need to wipe out a city. You just clear off the battlefield with one round.
• 41:02
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, back in the 19 sixties, no fifties, sixties, and seventies. It went insane like they were mounting nukes to freaking jeeps.
• 41:11
  The Dirty Tranny: They had nuclear land mines and freaking artillery that shot nuclear warheads.
• 41:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, like the shit you'd see in resident evil, with, like the her nuclear hand grenades.
• 41:22
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah. Stuff, just crazy stuff. It's like the whole Cold War period is just such a fascinating read when you want to learn about weaponry.
• 41:32
  Testecleese: Yeah. And jeez, look at the technology that came out of the Cold War, though it's nuts.
• 41:36
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, yeah.
• 41:37
  Testecleese: I mean as much as people want to say, hey! They hate the military. You love your GPS, don't you?
• 41:43
  Testecleese: You love your cell phone, don't you? Which where do you think all of this stuff came from?
• 41:49
  Testecleese: How long was the United States Navy using global positioning satellites before it became available to civilians?
• 41:58
  The Dirty Tranny: I would say 20 years.
• 42:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, probably 20 years is, I'm pretty sure that's when
• 42:02
  Testecleese: your copyrights and your patent expire right.
• 42:05
  The Dirty Tranny: 15 years. Yeah.
• 42:07
  Testecleese: Okay. So once they couldn't keep it secret anymore. Everyone's like what?
• 42:12
  Testecleese: And then, of course, the civilians got involved, and they were trying to make money off it instead of.
• 42:17
  Testecleese: and they were making money by selling it versus
• 42:19
  Testecleese: having the government pay them to build it. So they made it cheaper and better and faster.
• 42:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 42:27
  Testecleese: Just like the difference between Spacex and Boeing. Elon Musk actually wants to do this and make it a thing. Boeing is trying to make money, and I get it.
• 42:35
  The Dirty Tranny: Well, have you seen one of his recent interviews.
• 42:38
  Testecleese: I've seen a lot of Elon musk interviews. Which one are you talking about?
• 42:41
  The Dirty Tranny: I'm pretty sure he mentioned it in a few of his interviews, but the fact that he made it more pointy because of the the movie, the Dictator.
• 42:51
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 42:52
  Testecleese: okay.
• 42:53
  Testecleese: I did not see that.
• 42:55
  Testecleese: I still think it's nuts that they managed to catch a fucking rocket.
• 43:00
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah. Bird.
• 43:01
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 43:02
  Brian McFadden: Insane.
• 43:04
  Testecleese: It was the. It was the craziest thing I've seen in my entire life, and people don't understand what went into that. You know.
• 43:10
  The Dirty Tranny: No, but he caught a rocket before it actually crashed down into the ocean like seriously.
• 43:15
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing is, for how long have we been just detaching hunks of the rock and dropping them in the ocean? He's like, what the hell are we going to do with it?
• 43:22
  Testecleese: And he's like, Oh, we'll bring.
• 43:23
  Brian McFadden: Smash our program.
• 43:25
  Testecleese: Yeah. And you let us. Why don't we bring it back and refuel it? And you're like, what? Yeah.
• 43:29
  The Dirty Tranny: Let's not waste it seriously.
• 43:32
  Testecleese: Apparently him and one other dude thought it was even possible. Everyone else like you're out of your minds. And then they did it.
• 43:38
  The Dirty Tranny: Well, he was doing an interview with Joe Rogan recently, and he he flat out. Said he's got plane designs that he wants to test out.
• 43:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'd love to see it as much as
• 43:49
  Testecleese: people hate the guy because he supports trump.
• 43:52
  Testecleese: The man's a fucking genius.
• 43:54
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 43:57
  Testecleese: And he made me. He made me a sweet penny on Twitter.
• 44:02
  Testecleese: Oh, no re for real! When this went down, and he offered to buy it for more than it was worth. I was like they have to this. They don't have an option. They have fiduciary duty to their
• 44:11
  Testecleese: stockholders right.
• 44:12
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 44:13
  Testecleese: So I was like shit. And I went and dropped thousands of dollars in Twitter immediately.
• 44:18
  Testecleese: I was like, I know, this is, gonna take a while. It's gonna go be a big pain in the ball. So I was like, but they're gonna have to sell it to him.
• 44:24
  Testecleese: And I I ended up making like $33, or something like that per share
• 44:30
  Testecleese: end up walking only like $23,000, or something like that.
• 44:33
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, jeez.
• 44:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was like that was totally worth it.
• 44:37
  Testecleese: And of course I claim that on my taxes
• 44:44
  Testecleese: all right.
• 44:45
  Testecleese: anyway, over here in West Virginia.
• 44:47
  Testecleese: Brian. We were just talking about how West Virginians are the 3rd most expensive place to go grocery shopping.
• 44:54
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 44:55
  Testecleese: I granted, it's less than a lot of other places. But per percentage of income, it's too. It's a lot 16%,
• 45:04
  Testecleese: apparently West Virginians.
• 45:06
  Testecleese: but paying the most for utility bills, too.
• 45:11
  Testecleese: which seems kind of seems nuts, considering it's a coal mining state.
• 45:17
  Brian McFadden: Coal mining is on its way out.
• 45:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, it really is. And actually, the building, a battery facility out here that was green lit in 22. And it's finally, like
• 45:27
  Testecleese: ready to get going.
• 45:29
  Testecleese: And they're hoping to displace some of these unemployed
• 45:33
  Testecleese: coal miners like they're hoping these coal mines will get jobs in these battery factories for lithium, ion batteries.
• 45:39
  Brian McFadden: They're gonna learn how to attack the the code.
• 45:42
  The Dirty Tranny: Okay.
• 45:43
  Testecleese: You gotta learn how to code. Oh, that's apparently racist or something. I don't know
• 45:49
  Testecleese: and I don't know how much you actually listen to the show, Claire, probably literally 0. And that's fine with me. Honestly.
• 45:55
  The Dirty Tranny: Sometimes, but.
• 45:56
  Testecleese: Alright. Well, we have a new category called Massachusetts News.
• 46:00
  Testecleese: because they keep showing up, and of course, as soon as we added something in here for it. I'm finding less and less fun stuff coming from Massachusetts.
• 46:08
  Testecleese: but apparently the entire western
• 46:10
  Testecleese: part of Massachusetts is on fire right now
• 46:13
  Testecleese: in the woods. Brush fires.
• 46:16
  The Dirty Tranny: Doesn't surprise me.
• 46:18
  The Dirty Tranny: He here's why it doesn't surprise me. Is Massachusetts. It's a very blue state, and blue States.
• 46:24
  Testecleese: I'm very.
• 46:24
  The Dirty Tranny: Not
• 46:26
  The Dirty Tranny: handle
• 46:27
  The Dirty Tranny: the main maintenance of their forests, their parks, their freaking. They just let it go and say, Well, it's all natural. It's like, but you guys aren't removing the brushes.
• 46:36
  Testecleese: So.
• 46:36
  The Dirty Tranny: Is that all natural to burn down.
• 46:39
  Testecleese: Exactly. Fire's all natural, too.
• 46:41
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 46:43
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, it's this late.
• 46:45
  Testecleese: Remind me the argument. When people talk about breastfeeding in public like it's natural like, so wasn't pooping
• 46:50
  Testecleese: like, well, it's not the same thing I'm like. No, they're obviously not the same thing. But using the argument. It's natural, doesn't make it
• 46:56
  Testecleese: something you do in front of people. I need something better than it's natural, you know.
• 46:59
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, I mean, it's kind of like when I was picking out, you know, I'm trying to get back into shape. So I was picking out a protein powder, and one of them said, It's all natural. I looked at Evelyn and said, So is arsenic.
• 47:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was just gonna say, so is the cyanide.
• 47:14
  Testecleese: So is it cobalt?
• 47:19
  Testecleese: And and realistically, what's not natural? Are you referring to anything synthetic as not natural.
• 47:25
  The Dirty Tranny: Plastics.
• 47:27
  Testecleese: Yeah. But man had to make that plastic right?
• 47:30
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 47:31
  Testecleese: There are men not natural.
• 47:33
  Testecleese: or are we considering ourselves above and outside of the natural sphere.
• 47:37
  Testecleese: almost as if we were some kind of chosen.
• 47:41
  The Dirty Tranny: I said. We're not on orange blue morality yet.
• 47:46
  Testecleese: Well, I mean, the Christian Church says, man is above nature.
• 47:51
  Testecleese: This was created for us
• 47:55
  Testecleese: so.
• 47:56
  The Dirty Tranny: Say that the whole thing is is, we are still part of the natural order of things.
• 48:01
  The Dirty Tranny: I mind you, we have a higher level of morality than, say, an animal. But at the same point is, is.
• 48:08
  The Dirty Tranny: we don't have.
• 48:09
  Testecleese: Reflection.
• 48:10
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 48:13
  Testecleese: Have you ever heard stoned ape theory?
• 48:16
  The Dirty Tranny: No.
• 48:18
  Testecleese: Fascinating idea.
• 48:20
  Testecleese: Our early early ancestors ate a bunch of psychedelic mushrooms
• 48:28
  Testecleese: and gained higher level of thought like self-reflection
• 48:31
  Testecleese: and morality.
• 48:33
  Testecleese: And that's what caused the great change in the the mind of the human
• 48:39
  Testecleese: and made our evolution change was
• 48:42
  Testecleese: inward thoughts.
• 48:44
  The Dirty Tranny: I suppose that's a better way of looking at it than Neil Degrasse, Tyson said.
• 48:49
  Testecleese: What he said.
• 48:50
  The Dirty Tranny: We're the only species that sleeps on our back.
• 48:53
  Testecleese: That's not true at all. My! Both my dogs sleep on their back.
• 48:56
  The Dirty Tranny: He was talking about like we're comfortable sleeping on our back, that certain dogs do that, but we do it naturally. And so you know.
• 49:02
  Testecleese: I sleep on my side.
• 49:03
  The Dirty Tranny: What was the evolutionary point of sleeping on your back? It's to stare up at the stars.
• 49:07
  Testecleese: And that may. Yeah, that puts you above nature, and better.
• 49:10
  The Dirty Tranny: No, it's the. The thing that it then insinuates is the contemplation.
• 49:16
  The Dirty Tranny: The curiosity of looking up at the night sky. We're the only animal that does that.
• 49:23
  Testecleese: no!
• 49:24
  Testecleese: There's some animals that aren't there some animals that use the sky to migrate.
• 49:29
  The Dirty Tranny: Name that's more of a built in organ.
• 49:33
  Testecleese: I know you talk about the North South thing, but I could have sworn there were critters that looked at the night sky, and when it changed so much they knew it was time to migrate, or something like that. Maybe I'm thinking of an early human civilization.
• 49:44
  The Dirty Tranny: Maybe. But I mean the the thought. It's the thought process that goes behind it.
• 49:50
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, let's.
• 49:52
  Testecleese: we'll never know unless unless one of these
• 49:55
  Testecleese: religions is actually accurate. And there actually is a true deity.
• 49:59
  Testecleese: We will never know what it is that made any of this happen the way it is.
• 50:03
  The Dirty Tranny: Don't trust me. I'm gonna have. If if any one religion is right, I'm going to bug the crap out of somebody, because I'm going to be asking so many questions.
• 50:13
  Testecleese: yeah.
• 50:15
  Testecleese: And that's why I'm the Catholic, that
• 50:18
  Testecleese: bothers, a lot of Catholics, because I obey all the rules and I do everything
• 50:22
  Testecleese: as best I can
• 50:24
  Testecleese: and stay within the way you're supposed to play the game. But I disagree with a lot of the interpretation. A lot of the other Catholics have.
• 50:30
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 50:31
  Testecleese: And they don't like it.
• 50:32
  Testecleese: Oh, like the 6 days of creation.
• 50:36
  The Dirty Tranny: Well, I mean nobody liked Galileo.
• 50:39
  Testecleese: Ha!
• 50:40
  Testecleese: True, crazy bastard! Said the earth was round.
• 50:47
  Testecleese: It's like, obviously it's not. Look in front of you
• 50:52
  Testecleese: all right, all right.
• 50:55
  Testecleese: Did you hear Joe Biden crawl
• 50:57
  Testecleese: trump supporters, garbage.
• 51:00
  The Dirty Tranny: Yes, and I love Trump's reaction to this. This is so priceless.
• 51:04
  Testecleese: It was great. But I 1st just want to say, did you see what the White House did? And the Democrat media did to try to make this look like trump. Biden didn't call them garbage.
• 51:15
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, they edited this stuff. Everything that he was saying they edited out afterwards. I mean, they even went as far as to change the transcripts that will go into was that the Library of Congress, after he's out of the office.
• 51:29
  Testecleese: Yes, but not just that. They put in an apostrophe
• 51:33
  Testecleese: after the S. In supporters.
• 51:36
  Testecleese: trump supporters, apostrophe garbage, which would make it possessive
• 51:42
  Testecleese: instead of
• 51:44
  Testecleese: plural, which would change the meaning from the garbage that they have
• 51:49
  Testecleese: versus, they are garbage.
• 51:51
  Testecleese: And I was like, that's that's a lot of work that apostrophe is doing right there
• 51:56
  Testecleese: especially since it was 4 seconds after calling him garbage that he went. Oh, crap inside.
• 52:00
  Testecleese: trying to correct it already.
• 52:03
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah. But I mean, this is coming from the same freaking group of people that tried to cover up turn on a job at a pressure.
• 52:09
  Testecleese: That's where I was going. This guy has no command of the English language, let alone
• 52:14
  Testecleese: where to put the apostrophe. You know what I mean.
• 52:16
  The Dirty Tranny: Honestly, the man hasn't had a grasp of the English language since he described defending his home as a felony.
• 52:23
  Testecleese: No, he! He was actually doing well with English at the time. He just said stupid things.
• 52:28
  The Dirty Tranny: Okay.
• 52:29
  Testecleese: He said, fire your shotgun in the sky!
• 52:32
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah,
• 52:33
  Testecleese: I just remember the guy was like, Don't do that. You will go to jail.
• 52:39
  Testecleese: It was funny because my sister, my sister at the time. Well, she's still my sister, but at the time my sister says
• 52:44
  Testecleese: to me.
• 52:46
  Testecleese: Well, what difference does it make? You'll scare them off. I was like, yeah, where does that buckshot land?
• 52:52
  Testecleese: She literally said, what I was like, what goes up must come down. You just fired 12 9 ball bearings into the sky, approaching.
• 52:59
  The Dirty Tranny: Speed is.
• 53:00
  Testecleese: Sound.
• 53:00
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah. The only freaking
• 53:03
  The Dirty Tranny: The only
• 53:04
  The Dirty Tranny: exception to the what comes down is if it's moving fast enough.
• 53:09
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah. Oh, like, when the Us. Detonated that.
• 53:13
  The Dirty Tranny: Bob.
• 53:13
  Testecleese: And through the man raft.
• 53:15
  Testecleese: The manhole covers an orbit.
• 53:17
  The Dirty Tranny: It was the fastest thing ever recorded in human history the fastest thing ever recorded, somewhere upwards of 125,000 miles an hour, that is.
• 53:31
  Testecleese: We've ever come to light speed.
• 53:32
  The Dirty Tranny: Yes.
• 53:34
  Testecleese: And anyone. Okay for everyone out there who's not familiar with this story. The United States in the fifties loved to blow up nuclear bombs and see what they did.
• 53:42
  The Dirty Tranny: I'll be right back.
• 53:43
  Testecleese: They worked, and what? Where? You know all this stuff, and where where you set them up, what they would do.
• 53:47
  Testecleese: Book.
• 53:48
  Testecleese: they built this sealed chamber deep underground, and want to set up a nuke underground
• 53:55
  Testecleese: and see what would happen. But the thing is, they had like a manhole cover at the top, so, like the people, get in and out, and the blast concentrated all of its force on this one manhole cover that was a mile or 2 above the actual detonation.
• 54:10
  Testecleese: and the thing just cool takes off.
• 54:13
  Testecleese: It's gone. It's out of actually, I'm pretty sure it's out of Earth's orbit. Right.
• 54:19
  Testecleese: Claire
• 54:22
  Testecleese: alright. Apparently I'm here alone because Brian is asleep
• 54:28
  Testecleese: all right. Well.
• 54:29
  Testecleese: we call these guys garbage
• 54:31
  Testecleese: the White House, like I said, tried to change the Transcript, even though the stenographers are like, that's a really bad idea.
• 54:39
  Testecleese: Even Caitlin Collins.
• 54:41
  Testecleese: I believe she's Msnbc. Maybe, Cnn
• 54:45
  Testecleese: was saying, how that's kind of ridiculous. You guys are really reaching trying to protect this guy.
• 54:51
  Testecleese: hey, Brian.
• 54:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 54:54
  Testecleese: Hey?
• 54:55
  Testecleese: We're we're moving on to the view here.
• 54:58
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 55:01
  Testecleese: I've done my best to keep the view.
• 55:04
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh!
• 55:04
  Testecleese: Off of the show for a while, because it would drive me so nuts.
• 55:08
  Testecleese: But it's hard to avoid him, isn't it?
• 55:11
  Brian McFadden: It says.
• 55:12
  Testecleese: Well.
• 55:14
  Testecleese: apparently Whoopi was
• 55:16
  Testecleese: making fun of the Republicans, for quote, clutching their pearls over Biden's garbage comment.
• 55:24
  Testecleese: they're still clutching their pearls over the Puerto Rico
• 55:29
  Testecleese: joke thing.
• 55:31
  Testecleese: and that's what brought out the garbage thing.
• 55:36
  Testecleese: This is
• 55:38
  Testecleese: oh, good.
• 55:39
  The Dirty Tranny: Jon Stewart even said that this is just complete. Bull.
• 55:43
  Testecleese: I left my ass off, Josh. He was like I thought it was pretty funny.
• 55:46
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, right. John Stir was trying not to laugh when he was reading out like the transcript of what the dude said. It was like, yeah.
• 55:53
  Testecleese: Thought of that one.
• 55:54
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, right.
• 55:57
  Testecleese: And we brought up on this show when it happened.
• 56:01
  Testecleese: how Puerto Rico has a landfill issue. They have no nothing to do with all their trash.
• 56:06
  Testecleese: And then 2 giant hurricanes came ripping through.
• 56:10
  Testecleese: So the place is actually covered in garbage right now.
• 56:13
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, I mean you.
• 56:15
  The Dirty Tranny: The funniest jokes are often based on some sort of truth.
• 56:19
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, otherwise it's just me. I mean.
• 56:21
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 56:22
  Testecleese: And that's the problem is, these guys don't appreciate humor, let alone dark humor.
• 56:26
  The Dirty Tranny: No, it's it goes back to. That phrase is, what's the sound? What sound does a tyrant hate the most.
• 56:32
  Testecleese: What laughter! Yep.
• 56:34
  Testecleese: I believe that because that means someone's making fun of the tyrant.
• 56:38
  The Dirty Tranny: Well, no, that's what the tyrant thinks, but they can't control.
• 56:42
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 56:45
  Testecleese: No, but they can control your speech, can't they?
• 56:47
  The Dirty Tranny: Well, they can try.
• 56:48
  Testecleese: Well, they certainly are.
• 56:52
  Testecleese: but yeah, even even Bill Maher as much.
• 56:56
  Testecleese: We've been talking about Bill Maher a lot on this show, because he's every now and then he, like.
• 57:00
  Testecleese: pulls his head out of his ass and looks around, is like, Hey, hold on! This doesn't make any sense.
• 57:04
  The Dirty Tranny: He's been trying to improve lately, I think he actually, you know, actually sat down and read a newspaper one day.
• 57:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, or watch the actual video of what Trump said versus what someone else said. He said.
• 57:15
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 57:18
  Testecleese: But he said that this garbage comment was a bigger gap than people think
• 57:22
  Testecleese: like, basically deplorables times 10.
• 57:26
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 57:27
  The Dirty Tranny: It's.
• 57:28
  Testecleese: It's just tough to do this whole unity thing, since you're calling half the country garbage or deplorable.
• 57:34
  Testecleese: you know.
• 57:37
  The Dirty Tranny: No, I mean.
• 57:39
  The Dirty Tranny: this has been the Mo of the left for quite a while, is we're all about unity. We're all about love and free. Will I, freaking hate you? I'm gonna burn your stuff to the ground.
• 57:52
  The Dirty Tranny: It's.
• 57:54
  Testecleese: Well, that's actually something that's a good point was, I know, a whole bunch of people that vote Democrat.
• 58:01
  Testecleese: That have cut off family members that vote Republican
• 58:04
  Testecleese: like won't even speak to him anymore.
• 58:07
  Testecleese: I don't know a single person who votes Republican that won't speak to their own family because of political views.
• 58:15
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, that's actually pretty common.
• 58:17
  Testecleese: That just seems nuts to me like you would never speak to your father again because he votes different than you. You know what I mean like that just seems nuts, because, trust me, when that dude's gone, you're gonna feel bad.
• 58:27
  The Dirty Tranny: Well, it's the hypocrisy of the left is the one thing I cannot tolerate is intolerance.
• 58:34
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, yeah, I remember
• 58:36
  Testecleese: my 4th grade teacher
• 58:38
  Testecleese: had a sign of law. Is that intolerance will not be tolerated
• 58:44
  Testecleese: to this day that still hurts my head when I think about it.
• 58:47
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 58:50
  Testecleese: Like to be intolerant of the intolerant makes you intolerant. Therefore you cannot be tolerated.
• 58:56
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 58:56
  The Dirty Tranny: it.
• 58:58
  The Dirty Tranny: The circular logic is actually a common theme, I've noticed.
• 59:02
  The Dirty Tranny: even among their scholars.
• 59:05
  Testecleese: With the circular logic comes right back to the what is a woman argument that we keep hearing? And people say, anyone who identifies as a woman.
• 59:11
  Testecleese: Okay, but you're not allowed to use a word to define itself.
• 59:14
  The Dirty Tranny: No, and I'm I'm of the mind that there actually needs to be
• 59:18
  The Dirty Tranny: barriers of entry when it comes to that kind of stuff.
• 59:22
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 59:25
  Testecleese: Why don't you please expand?
• 59:27
  The Dirty Tranny: Okay? So when you're trans, there needs to be barrier to entry to say, you're trans, like, what is a woman? Okay, cis female XX chromosomes, so to speak. Then there's.
• 59:40
  Testecleese: Well, I would, I would personally say it's an adult human female.
• 59:45
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 59:46
  Testecleese: Is that woman flies, adults.
• 59:48
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 59:49
  The Dirty Tranny: But I'm I'm not even gonna freaking try to
• 59:53
  The Dirty Tranny: like I get try to get very specific when it comes to this thing, so people don't have room to argue.
• 59:58
  Testecleese: No, no, I always appreciate a good steel man
• 1:00:03
  Testecleese: like that's why I hate Ben Shapiro, so good is he? Steel mans his arguments to the point you're like.
• 1:00:08
  Testecleese: I want to say he's wrong, but I cannot prove it. You know.
• 1:00:13
  Testecleese: This one.
• 1:00:14
  The Dirty Tranny: And this is coming from the Trans person. And it's like these people are like, well, I'm trans. It's like, Okay, are you on hormones. No. Are you seeking therapy? No?
• 1:00:22
  The Dirty Tranny: Why do you say you're trans? Well, because I feel like it? No, you're just crazy.
• 1:00:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's actually
• 1:00:29
  Testecleese: not exactly on that line. But it may remind me of
• 1:00:34
  Testecleese: a lot of this like, especially when it comes to children.
• 1:00:37
  Testecleese: They want to transition these kids. You're like.
• 1:00:39
  The Dirty Tranny: No.
• 1:00:39
  Testecleese: That kid doesn't understand what's going on yet. No, no.
• 1:00:42
  The Dirty Tranny: Kid doesn't have a level of understanding, of permanence yet. Therefore leave the kid alone.
• 1:00:48
  Testecleese: Hey, Donald?
• 1:00:51
  Testecleese: But like you wouldn't give an anorexic 14 year old
• 1:00:57
  The Dirty Tranny: Diuretics.
• 1:00:58
  Testecleese: Band because she identifies as overweight.
• 1:01:03
  The Dirty Tranny: No, you wouldn't.
• 1:01:04
  Testecleese: Because that would kill that person.
• 1:01:09
  Testecleese: I think once you're a grown adult, and you've made decisions. And like, especially speaking to a therapist
• 1:01:15
  Testecleese: like to actually make sure that it's not just some kind of weird identity crisis.
• 1:01:20
  Testecleese: You can do what you want with your body. Just
• 1:01:22
  Testecleese: these kids, man like you don't want them get a tattoo. You don't let them smoke. You don't want to buy cigarettes. You don't want them buy beer.
• 1:01:29
  Testecleese: but you're gonna let the kid completely change the body and sterilize themselves.
• 1:01:34
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, I think, okay. Another thing that's really weird isn't here in Georgia now they moved to smoking Asia 21. It's like, really, you can die for your country, but you can't.
• 1:01:42
  Testecleese: That's nationwide.
• 1:01:43
  The Dirty Tranny: Drink, a drink.
• 1:01:44
  Testecleese: That's nationwide.
• 1:01:46
  The Dirty Tranny: It's still ridiculous. You can't.
• 1:01:47
  Testecleese: It is ridiculous. But yeah, that that it's the same way. Alcohol became 21, though it wasn't the States
• 1:01:53
  Testecleese: all agreeing, or the Federal Government saying, This is the rule.
• 1:01:56
  Testecleese: It was the Federal Government offered to give money to States to move it to 21,
• 1:02:00
  Testecleese: just like alcohol is 21, because
• 1:02:04
  Testecleese: States, accept funding from the Federal Government.
• 1:02:06
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, it's
• 1:02:09
  The Dirty Tranny: that's bullshit.
• 1:02:10
  Testecleese: Well, actually, I I brought that up to the wife the other day, and I was like, what do you think, West Virginia?
• 1:02:16
  Testecleese: Aren't they shaped order.
• 1:02:18
  Testecleese: There's a lot of like
• 1:02:20
  Testecleese: counties. The next State over
• 1:02:23
  Testecleese: a lot of square mileage. People may come across the border to West Virginia. If West Virginia dropped their drinking age to 18.
• 1:02:31
  Testecleese: I wonder how much money would come in
• 1:02:34
  Testecleese: to West Virginia that way.
• 1:02:36
  Testecleese: and if it could offset the Federal funding.
• 1:02:40
  Testecleese: So you're not in the Government's pocket.
• 1:02:45
  The Dirty Tranny: Companies that have
• 1:02:48
  The Dirty Tranny: produce firearms have actually been able to pay for moving out of blue states.
• 1:02:53
  Testecleese: Yeah. Smith and Wesson. Yeah. Smith and Wesson just left Massachusetts.
• 1:02:58
  The Dirty Tranny: Well, good for them. It was about time.
• 1:03:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, which is too bad. Because match what happened to Boston dude?
• 1:03:07
  Testecleese: The city used to have the biggest fucking balls on the planet, and you know it.
• 1:03:13
  Testecleese: Come on, look at all the crazy shit they did to tell the English to fuck themselves, and then.
• 1:03:17
  The Dirty Tranny: You have.
• 1:03:18
  Testecleese: We fought a war against the most organized military on the history of the planet, and a bunch of farmers like, yeah, fuck you, too.
• 1:03:25
  The Dirty Tranny: Well, I mean, have you ever read up on the State hero of Massachusetts.
• 1:03:29
  Testecleese: Which one Webster.
• 1:03:31
  The Dirty Tranny: And I'm not sure if it was Webster. But it was this old dude that during the Revolutionary War, with like 70 years old, with some
• 1:03:38
  Testecleese: Oh, he killed like 300 English guys and still didn't die.
• 1:03:41
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 1:03:42
  The Dirty Tranny: Well, it wasn't 300, but it was like he killed quite a few, still didn't die. And then he had all 100 of his descendants show up like, please save him! And he lived for another 30 years. It was like.
• 1:03:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, maybe maybe he was shot 300 times, or something like that.
• 1:03:58
  Testecleese: But the entire, the entire army of the Great Britain shot at him at the same time, and he's like fuck. You get off my property.
• 1:04:07
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah. It's
• 1:04:09
  Testecleese: I'm pretty sure I saw that on the fat electrician.
• 1:04:11
  The Dirty Tranny: Yep. Yeah. Samuel Whitmore.
• 1:04:13
  Testecleese: No, yeah.
• 1:04:15
  Testecleese: yeah, exactly. He lived another. He lived to be like a hundred years old, and he's like, fuck you.
• 1:04:22
  The Dirty Tranny: But yeah, what happened?
• 1:04:23
  Testecleese: You're like.
• 1:04:24
  The Dirty Tranny: That to, you know. Now, what what do you guys like
• 1:04:27
  The Dirty Tranny: you're crying over spelt milk.
• 1:04:30
  Testecleese: Oh, Massachusetts keeps getting in trouble with the Supreme Court concerning their gun laws.
• 1:04:37
  Testecleese: they're having a serious migrant issue that's out of control to the point where they kick the veterans out of the shelters to house illegal migrants.
• 1:04:45
  The Dirty Tranny: Jesus.
• 1:04:47
  Testecleese: High school students.
• 1:04:49
  Testecleese: We're forced to find a different way to get to school.
• 1:04:52
  Testecleese: because there were so many migrant children that had been shipped to Massachusetts that need the school buses to get to the school.
• 1:05:03
  Testecleese: Massachusetts.
• 1:05:05
  Testecleese: if I'll give them credit. At least they carried through with their
• 1:05:09
  Testecleese: yeah amnesty state thing, whatever you want to call it sanctuary, state.
• 1:05:14
  Testecleese: And no, we're gonna help all these people. But now the people that live there look around going. Why are they all getting
• 1:05:19
  Testecleese: the stuff that I paid for, and we've been living with for your for decades, you know.
• 1:05:25
  Testecleese: like my kid doesn't get picked up by the school bus. But
• 1:05:28
  Testecleese: Pablo does.
• 1:05:30
  Testecleese: and I'm paying for Pablo's education.
• 1:05:33
  Testecleese: whereas the migrant family just moved here doesn't obviously doesn't have a job yet.
• 1:05:38
  Testecleese: you know.
• 1:05:40
  Testecleese: and it's pissing a lot of folks up there off it's making me laugh because they're like, well, then, stop voting the way you're voting.
• 1:05:48
  The Dirty Tranny: No, they don't think they don't see it as a problem, though.
• 1:05:50
  Testecleese: No, they do see this problem. They don't connect the 2. That's the problem.
• 1:05:56
  Testecleese: That's why I got the hell out of Massachusetts dude.
• 1:05:59
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah. Well, kind of why I got out of Illinois.
• 1:06:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, they just they. They had no idea what's going on around them. They thought they were better than everyone else.
• 1:06:09
  Testecleese: And then the problem comes to their front door because they never saw the migrant issue with the southern border coming to their door like, Oh, yeah, I'll never get here and now it is, and they
• 1:06:18
  Testecleese: they're trying to say that
• 1:06:21
  Testecleese: all these people coming here and displacing the population, taking jobs, taking
• 1:06:25
  Testecleese: school bus spots, etc, etc.
• 1:06:29
  Testecleese: has nothing to do with the way they voted. I'm like.
• 1:06:32
  Testecleese: yes, literally opened the floodgates.
• 1:06:35
  Testecleese: Biden, said Surge. The border.
• 1:06:37
  Testecleese: you know.
• 1:06:40
  The Dirty Tranny: Or they'll blame it on trump, or something stupid like that.
• 1:06:42
  Testecleese: They've already tried several times to blame it on trump. It's like.
• 1:06:46
  Testecleese: 1st thing you guys did was undo all of Trump's migration policies.
• 1:06:52
  Testecleese: and then also you need an act of Congress to do it
• 1:06:55
  Testecleese: that you couldn't get.
• 1:06:56
  Testecleese: And you blame Trump for that.
• 1:07:00
  Testecleese: Now Harris is talking about building the wall.
• 1:07:04
  The Dirty Tranny: So she's finally going based
• 1:07:07
  The Dirty Tranny: to win votes.
• 1:07:09
  Testecleese: Oh, my God.
• 1:07:11
  Testecleese: alright
• 1:07:12
  Testecleese: anyway, mark back to the garbage stuff Mark Preston on Cnn.
• 1:07:18
  Testecleese: At least realize that there's no way Joe is getting out from underneath this he called all these guys garbage.
• 1:07:23
  Testecleese: His best bet now is just
• 1:07:26
  Testecleese: go with it and embrace it.
• 1:07:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, what you know. Do the whole? Yeah. Well, I mean, if this is this is how you see the world, then you are garbage people, you know.
• 1:07:36
  Testecleese: Okay?
• 1:07:40
  Testecleese: and Harris is trying to send that. Here's the thing is, the White House is trying to say. That's not what Joe said. Harris is like. I have nothing to do with that asshole, just said, you know it's like that was ridiculous.
• 1:07:52
  Testecleese: But what did what did trump do in response to all these garbage men?
• 1:07:59
  Testecleese: Claire.
• 1:08:02
  The Dirty Tranny: There's not much trump can do in this situation.
• 1:08:04
  Testecleese: What did he do in Wisconsin.
• 1:08:06
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, she freaking showed up in a garbage truck.
• 1:08:09
  Testecleese: And it gave his entire
• 1:08:14
  Testecleese: speech. Whatever you call what do they call these events rallies? I guess.
• 1:08:17
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 1:08:18
  Testecleese: Did the whole thing, wearing his high visibility, reflective vest.
• 1:08:23
  The Dirty Tranny: What's that?
• 1:08:25
  Testecleese: No, I just I love it. Dude! I'm loving it. The Mcdonald's thing here.
• 1:08:32
  Testecleese: trump is a fucking, living meme.
• 1:08:38
  Testecleese: aren't you?
• 1:08:38
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, he's he's freaking a meme. Lord, now, I mean, seriously.
• 1:08:42
  Testecleese: I think it's barren.
• 1:08:46
  Testecleese: What about you know?
• 1:08:47
  Testecleese: I think Barron's the one who's plugged in and gets this stuff.
• 1:08:52
  Testecleese: I bet you, I bet you it was Baron Trump goes.
• 1:08:55
  Testecleese: You gotta show up in a garbage truck after they called. All these people garbage like you have to do it and paint it with a giant like bag or trump on the side of it, and Donald's like.
• 1:09:05
  Testecleese: sure. Let's let's give it a try
• 1:09:08
  Testecleese: more like jfk, didn't it?
• 1:09:10
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, that really did sound like, jfk.
• 1:09:13
  The Dirty Tranny: here.
• 1:09:15
  Testecleese: I meant to go nasally, not throaty. My mistake.
• 1:09:19
  Testecleese: But yeah, I really think it's Baron who's like plugged in and gets the jokes, gets the humor gets the fortune.
• 1:09:25
  Testecleese: I bet I bet Barron Trump would laugh.
• 1:09:28
  Testecleese: And he's in college now, right.
• 1:09:30
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 1:09:31
  Testecleese: I bet he would laugh at the jokes about dark humor.
• 1:09:38
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 1:09:40
  Testecleese: I mean. Well, I mean.
• 1:09:41
  Testecleese: let's let's be real here, Claire. Dark humor is kind of like food.
• 1:09:46
  The Dirty Tranny: Not everyone gets it.
• 1:09:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, not everyone gets it.
• 1:09:49
  Testecleese: But the people who do get it. It's more like childhood cancer.
• 1:09:54
  The Dirty Tranny: Didn't know.
• 1:09:54
  Testecleese: Never.
• 1:09:55
  The Dirty Tranny: Forgets.
• 1:09:55
  Testecleese: Old.
• 1:09:57
  Testecleese: and it's I remember the 1st time I told you that one, I swear, heard you pee your pants. You're like no way. Did you just say that.
• 1:10:08
  The Dirty Tranny: I will always remember my necrophilia joke 1st time I told you that one you grown laughed on that one.
• 1:10:14
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:10:16
  Testecleese: all right.
• 1:10:19
  Testecleese: but yeah, he shows up at a garbage truck, and I was like, that's fucking epic dude.
• 1:10:26
  The Dirty Tranny: Elon musk is giving him
• 1:10:28
  The Dirty Tranny: tips on how to meme and troll people.
• 1:10:32
  Testecleese: Maybe, but I genuinely think it's Baron Trump. I think he's the cool kid.
• 1:10:37
  The Dirty Tranny: I think he's got a whole freaking group of people on stand no standby that he just walks in and goes all right. How can we spin this.
• 1:10:46
  Testecleese: And no, that's the thing is just embrace it just.
• 1:10:48
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 1:10:49
  Testecleese: But this is what you're gonna call us fine. You know what garbage men work in this this country, and they deserve a fair share, too. You know what I mean. Just
• 1:10:57
  Testecleese: I love it.
• 1:11:00
  Testecleese: He's all about the billionaires. And it's Mark Cuban saying how Donald Trump's about the billionaires. And meanwhile Donald Trump's working at Mcdonald's and in a garbage truck. I'm like.
• 1:11:09
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, yeah, but I mean seriously, Donald Trump, at this point in time has more experience at Mcdonald's than Kamala does.
• 1:11:17
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:11:19
  Testecleese: The guy's a fucking riot man. I wish he had done this a decade earlier.
• 1:11:24
  The Dirty Tranny: Right.
• 1:11:26
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:11:27
  Testecleese: this is, I
• 1:11:29
  Testecleese: said. He's hilarious. I don't care
• 1:11:32
  Testecleese: about a lot of stuff. People say he's funny, even if you don't like the guy.
• 1:11:36
  The Dirty Tranny: I'm just afraid for what it means in our future. Like, seriously, once he sends a precedent, we're gonna end up with Camacho. Eventually.
• 1:11:46
  Testecleese: Why, why are you pouring gatorade on the ground? It's got an electrolytes. It's good for the crops.
• 1:11:55
  Testecleese: You didn't think I was gonna get that reference, did you.
• 1:11:58
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, I knew there was a good chance. You might get that reference, but at the same point it's still.
• 1:12:06
  Testecleese: That was one of Terry Cruz's funniest roles in.
• 1:12:08
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, I know.
• 1:12:09
  Testecleese: Funny guy.
• 1:12:11
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 1:12:12
  The Dirty Tranny: that that that is Mike Judge, my favorite piece of Mike Judge. His work.
• 1:12:16
  Testecleese: That was my judge.
• 1:12:17
  The Dirty Tranny: Yes.
• 1:12:18
  Testecleese: Really Beaver's in Butthead.
• 1:12:20
  The Dirty Tranny: Yes.
• 1:12:22
  Testecleese: Oh, I didn't realize it was the same guy.
• 1:12:24
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, he did. A king of the hill, Beavis and butthead and idiocracy.
• 1:12:28
  Testecleese: Yes, King of the Hill, there's a new king of the hill coming out.
• 1:12:32
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh no!
• 1:12:34
  Testecleese: Bobby's grown up.
• 1:12:36
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh no!
• 1:12:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm excited. I'm actually going to watch. It should be coming out fairly soon. But I've been following Matt graining lately.
• 1:12:46
  Testecleese: disenchanted.
• 1:12:49
  Testecleese: and Futurama in particular.
• 1:12:52
  The Dirty Tranny: Okay. I have not watched, disenchanted, but I am a fan of Futurama.
• 1:12:57
  Testecleese: Well, future, I believe, just ended again, didn't it? Or are they doing another season.
• 1:13:01
  The Dirty Tranny: I do not know
• 1:13:02
  The Dirty Tranny: like, I said. I watch. I do not watch it regularly, but I do watch it from time to time.
• 1:13:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, I just enchanted was very fun.
• 1:13:13
  Testecleese: this is why we got to do this cultural war show. We were talking about what sucks is the name of the show we were going to use. Got gobbled up by Tim Pool.
• 1:13:20
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, God, yeah.
• 1:13:22
  Testecleese: He now owns culture, war.
• 1:13:25
  The Dirty Tranny: God not dude.
• 1:13:28
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 1:13:29
  The Dirty Tranny: That dude.
• 1:13:30
  Testecleese: What about them?
• 1:13:31
  The Dirty Tranny: I don't know. He's just honestly you could play a drinking game to that man every time he mentioned civil war at this point in time.
• 1:13:38
  Testecleese: These. Okay? 1st of all.
• 1:13:40
  Testecleese: he's made that joke several times himself.
• 1:13:43
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 1:13:46
  Testecleese: But all he ever does is read someone else's article
• 1:13:50
  Testecleese: like when the New York Times is talking about a civil war.
• 1:13:54
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, I, I.
• 1:13:55
  Testecleese: Same way. Trump keeps getting in trouble every time trump brings something I was like, did she? This thing in the newspaper last night? What's going on in Switzerland
• 1:14:02
  Testecleese: or Sweden, or wherever it was.
• 1:14:05
  Testecleese: Maybe there's nothing going on. He's like, I don't know. I read the paper. This is, you know.
• 1:14:09
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, or.
• 1:14:10
  Testecleese: And read about the cats and the dogs being eaten.
• 1:14:13
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, but like I'm saying, though, is I? I used to follow him back quite a few years ago, when he was a little bit more
• 1:14:19
  The Dirty Tranny: tepid.
• 1:14:20
  Testecleese: Still out, still out on the road, doing stuff in person.
• 1:14:23
  The Dirty Tranny: Some of that stuff, but I'm talking like when he started to settle down and stuff he was still living in like New jersey and stuff like that.
• 1:14:29
  Testecleese: Oh, okay. Yeah.
• 1:14:31
  The Dirty Tranny: And he was still a little bit more tepid and stuff, and I kind of miss that I.
• 1:14:37
  Testecleese: No, I get that because he still calls himself the Milquetoast fence sitter.
• 1:14:41
  Testecleese: my dude. You are heavily campaigning for trump, saying everyone needs to go vote. He needs to win the majority. The popular vote, too.
• 1:14:49
  Testecleese: I'm like, yeah.
• 1:14:51
  Testecleese: I know. I know. His argument is that the Overton window moves so far left.
• 1:14:56
  Testecleese: But
• 1:14:58
  Testecleese: yeah, he could.
• 1:14:59
  The Dirty Tranny: Moved so far left. But at the same time he's kind of
• 1:15:02
  The Dirty Tranny: he. He's 1 of those people that has stared into the abyss for so long that he's radicalized himself.
• 1:15:09
  Testecleese: That's an interesting way to put her.
• 1:15:13
  Testecleese: It's funny.
• 1:15:14
  Testecleese: You remind me of something.
• 1:15:18
  Testecleese: I used to go out on the fantail at sea.
• 1:15:22
  Testecleese: And
• 1:15:24
  Testecleese: stare off at the horizon for 2030 min at a time.
• 1:15:28
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, yeah, that was fun.
• 1:15:30
  Testecleese: Oh, I loved it! It was something grounding about it.
• 1:15:34
  Testecleese: especially at sunset.
• 1:15:36
  Testecleese: From what I understand, this is actually called sun Gazing, or something like that.
• 1:15:39
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, it makes you feel small when you do that.
• 1:15:42
  Testecleese: Maybe maybe that's what it is. Maybe it's humbling that I liked.
• 1:15:45
  Testecleese: But I used to do this, and I remember once, Mom, when I was on the roller golf, and I was HD. 2.
• 1:15:50
  Testecleese: I was a fire marshal.
• 1:15:52
  Testecleese: but the Dca. Came up.
• 1:15:55
  Testecleese: which is my division officer. I don't know how well, you know, repair division
• 1:15:59
  Testecleese: Dca. Image control assistant for anyone out there doesn't know.
• 1:16:03
  Testecleese: Basically, he's
• 1:16:05
  Testecleese: next in charge to the captain
• 1:16:08
  Testecleese: for most emergencies, and some situations takes over command of the ship.
• 1:16:13
  Testecleese: But yeah, he sees me staring out at the horizon.
• 1:16:16
  Testecleese: and apparently he watched me for like 3 min, and then came over and like, grabbed both my shoulders and gave me a shit, a shake.
• 1:16:23
  Testecleese: I was like, what the fuck are you doing, man?
• 1:16:26
  Testecleese: He's like. I don't know, man, you had that 1,000 miles there, and, like you were about to hop in the prop watch
• 1:16:32
  Testecleese: like oh, oh, no! What a mess that would make.
• 1:16:39
  Testecleese: Can you imagine getting ripped apart by propellers from a navy ship.
• 1:16:44
  The Dirty Tranny: You would say Al, maybe once.
• 1:16:47
  Testecleese: Of many ones
• 1:16:50
  Testecleese: And the message would make. Oh.
• 1:16:51
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, yeah.
• 1:16:53
  The Dirty Tranny: yeah. Yeah.
• 1:16:56
  The Dirty Tranny: The physics of that alone means you're gonna be a red mist in the water. I mean.
• 1:17:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 1:17:03
  Testecleese: All you do is attract sharks, and there's gonna be nothing to eat.
• 1:17:06
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, it's instant, chum recipes.
• 1:17:09
  Testecleese: Oh, but I but yeah, I don't know. I found something grounding
• 1:17:13
  Testecleese: about doing that and helping compartmentalize better
• 1:17:17
  Testecleese: and not deal with all the garbage from being at sea for 8 months. You know what I mean.
• 1:17:21
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 1:17:24
  Testecleese: You were on that cruising. No, you were on the Velt ark.
• 1:17:26
  Testecleese: Carl Vincent, with me right.
• 1:17:27
  The Dirty Tranny: Yes, I was on the Vincent.
• 1:17:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, that was the carrier where I went deaf.
• 1:17:33
  The Dirty Tranny: That was a carrier where you also got a brain part part of your brain cut out.
• 1:17:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's where I had my 1st seizure.
• 1:17:41
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 1:17:44
  The Dirty Tranny: We were becoming friends, and then, freaking, you got moved off the ship.
• 1:17:48
  Testecleese: Really.
• 1:17:49
  The Dirty Tranny: About.
• 1:17:49
  Testecleese: Apparently word spread fast about that.
• 1:17:52
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 1:17:54
  Testecleese: That was a bad day. Dude. Last thing I remember doing was coming back from finishing a job
• 1:18:01
  Testecleese: in dry dock right.
• 1:18:03
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 1:18:05
  Testecleese: Remember remember coming back from doing a job with a welding.
• 1:18:09
  Testecleese: sat down on a
• 1:18:11
  Testecleese: a bridge chair.
• 1:18:14
  Testecleese: Like not the game, but, like from the actual bridge of the ship.
• 1:18:17
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 1:18:19
  Testecleese: We were, you know, dry dock doing an Rcoh reconstruction overhaul.
• 1:18:24
  Testecleese: and we took the captain's seat
• 1:18:26
  Testecleese: brought down to our shop.
• 1:18:30
  Testecleese: Well, to replace it like, obviously, we're gonna have one, too. Now, right?
• 1:18:35
  Testecleese: So we installed it like welded welded brackets on the deck and actually bolted this thing in place. I'm like nice. Leave it to repair division to be able to figure out how to do this. Shit right.
• 1:18:45
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 1:18:47
  Testecleese: But yeah, I remember sitting down on this chair
• 1:18:49
  Testecleese: like, Whew! That job sucked.
• 1:18:52
  Testecleese: and then I woke up and being hauled across the next thing I remember, anyway, I was being hauled across the hanger bag.
• 1:18:59
  Testecleese: through through a flight elevator, an aircraft elevator
• 1:19:03
  Testecleese: to go down onto the pier.
• 1:19:07
  Testecleese: and I was like, what happened. He's like for the 5th time you've had a seizure. I was like.
• 1:19:10
  Testecleese: I puked on myself. He goes. Yeah, that's kind of common.
• 1:19:14
  Testecleese: I pissed myself. Yep, that's common, too.
• 1:19:17
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:19:18
  Testecleese: just be glad you didn't shit yourself, because that's common, too.
• 1:19:21
  The Dirty Tranny: Jesus.
• 1:19:24
  Testecleese: And then that's the 1st thing I remember after my 1st seizure. And I was like, Oh, okay.
• 1:19:28
  Testecleese: but apparently after, like, when I was up moving around because I was moving around for like 30 min before I remember anything.
• 1:19:34
  Testecleese: They asked me a bunch of questions, and the 1st they asked me my name. I was like, Yeah, I know my name
• 1:19:39
  Testecleese: like, what's your name? Like? Hot sauce?
• 1:19:43
  The Dirty Tranny: And then like.
• 1:19:44
  Testecleese: Oh, this is not a good thing at all.
• 1:19:47
  Testecleese: and I'm so glad I got off that ship and didn't go back to it after, because I would have been hot sauce forever.
• 1:19:54
  The Dirty Tranny: Jesus.
• 1:19:56
  Testecleese: Well, you know, if you had heard that name, and I came back to the ship, that's what you would have called me right.
• 1:20:00
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:20:03
  Testecleese: Yeah. But then I went off to
• 1:20:06
  Testecleese: what CPU?
• 1:20:09
  Testecleese: It was. The fact.
• 1:20:10
  The Dirty Tranny: Not the faff. It was a.
• 1:20:12
  Testecleese: No, the transient personnel unit.
• 1:20:14
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 1:20:15
  Testecleese: Worked over at the hobby shop for a while.
• 1:20:19
  Testecleese: actually for like a year.
• 1:20:21
  Testecleese: which sucked.
• 1:20:24
  Testecleese: Anyway, I made ht. 2 over there, then went to another ship and did another ridiculous
• 1:20:29
  Testecleese: deployment that took way longer than they said it would.
• 1:20:34
  The Dirty Tranny: But that's kind of common with the navy.
• 1:20:37
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 1:20:38
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:20:38
  The Dirty Tranny: Up for 6 months. Hey? Look, you're gonna do 9.
• 1:20:42
  Testecleese: Well, it's funny we were talking about this recently. How?
• 1:20:45
  Testecleese: I was actually watching one of the Tim Pool live things at night. Yeah.
• 1:20:50
  Testecleese: And someone, someone apparently was in the middle of the ocean on their 1st deployment
• 1:20:58
  Testecleese: matter.
• 1:20:59
  Testecleese: I don't know what Internet they're using. But apparently, you know it was well enough to watch this thing
• 1:21:05
  Testecleese: I couldn't do when I was enlisted. Not watch something live like that
• 1:21:10
  Testecleese: said how they got surf and turf
• 1:21:14
  Testecleese: for dinner, and he said.
• 1:21:17
  Testecleese: like a quarter of the crew, is all excited, and you know.
• 1:21:21
  Testecleese: and everyone else has had this look on their face, and I don't understand what it is.
• 1:21:26
  Testecleese: And I laughed my ass off because every comment after that was like, you're getting extended.
• 1:21:31
  The Dirty Tranny: You're going.
• 1:21:32
  Testecleese: Into a combat zone. You're getting steak and lobster sucks to be you, Buddy.
• 1:21:36
  The Dirty Tranny: Yep.
• 1:21:38
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, you get a beer day. Okay? Who's gonna die?
• 1:21:42
  Testecleese: Well, beer day is because you've been at sea for 90 days without port. Visit.
• 1:21:46
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, I know, but it just jeez.
• 1:21:49
  Testecleese: Yeah. And I sold my beer tickets.
• 1:21:52
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, yeah.
• 1:21:54
  Testecleese: You always had someone who just couldn't handle themselves, and they would pay you 20 bucks for a beer ticket. Yeah, yeah. Sure, you can have both
• 1:22:00
  Testecleese: 2 beers ain't gonna be worth my effort, anyway.
• 1:22:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:22:07
  Testecleese: Oh, man, I remember my beer day that was with our steel Beach picnic, wasn't it?
• 1:22:12
  The Dirty Tranny: Yep.
• 1:22:15
  Testecleese: Anyone doesn't understand what that means, though.
• 1:22:17
  Testecleese: 90 days at sea without hitting Port Brian, are you still with us?
• 1:22:22
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:22:23
  Testecleese: Have you ever done 90 days straight at sea without port? Visit? Nope.
• 1:22:28
  Testecleese: yeah, that's 3 months.
• 1:22:33
  Testecleese: that will fuck with you, won't it?
• 1:22:35
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 1:22:36
  Testecleese: But no matter how close.
• 1:22:37
  The Dirty Tranny: Ones start to look gorgeous.
• 1:22:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, trust me, I know all about that.
• 1:22:45
  Testecleese: Oh, we what we call them sea goggles right.
• 1:22:48
  The Dirty Tranny: Yep.
• 1:22:49
  Testecleese: And the Marine Corps calls them 4, 10 fours.
• 1:22:53
  Testecleese: The the fours at home. They're tens in the combat zone. They're fours when they get back home again.
• 1:23:02
  Testecleese: And for anyone who goes, what the fuck you guys talking about?
• 1:23:06
  Testecleese: Not a whole lot of women to choose from.
• 1:23:08
  Testecleese: So anything with the right parts starts looking real attractive, no matter what right.
• 1:23:14
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:23:16
  Testecleese: Oh, man.
• 1:23:19
  Testecleese: anyway! You tell me about Liz Cheney. What this? What's this whole thing going on? Brian.
• 1:23:25
  Brian McFadden: She's gonna be here.
• 1:23:28
  Testecleese: What?
• 1:23:29
  Brian McFadden: She's campaigning against Trump.
• 1:23:32
  Testecleese: Okay. Well, did you hear this? Firing squad thing.
• 1:23:37
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:23:39
  Testecleese: Okay. Then.
• 1:23:40
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:23:40
  The Dirty Tranny: On with this firing squad. Then.
• 1:23:42
  Brian McFadden: Oh, trump! Came out and said that
• 1:23:45
  Brian McFadden: Kamala should face it.
• 1:23:48
  Testecleese: No, he said. Perhaps if Liz Cheney we gave Liz Cheney a rifle, and there were 9 more points back at her. She wouldn't be so ready to send our young men to die in war.
• 1:23:59
  Testecleese: But apparently the news immediately spun that around, saying she should face a firing squad for execution.
• 1:24:05
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, my God!
• 1:24:07
  Testecleese: And at least this one dude on Cnn.
• 1:24:10
  Testecleese: Came out after he watched the video because he, he responded.
• 1:24:15
  Testecleese: and argue with someone about it without actually having seen it.
• 1:24:19
  Testecleese: You just heard someone else say it.
• 1:24:21
  Testecleese: He came on and was like, Yeah, I was wrong. I found out what was actually said.
• 1:24:27
  Testecleese: And Bill Maher even was like, Oh, what the hell are you guys talking about? It's like you're just giving him fodder.
• 1:24:34
  Testecleese: Obvious, lying like that.
• 1:24:37
  Testecleese: You're not helping your cause.
• 1:24:40
  Testecleese: and their argument is trump says enough terrible things to use the real, terrible stuff I'm like.
• 1:24:45
  Testecleese: Problem is, there's always someone saying the same thing, no matter what he's being accused of.
• 1:24:51
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:24:54
  Testecleese: oh.
• 1:24:55
  Testecleese: not oh!
• 1:24:56
  Testecleese: And apparently the Attorney General in Arizona
• 1:25:01
  Testecleese: is so upset about
• 1:25:04
  Testecleese: Trump's remarks
• 1:25:06
  Testecleese: they're quote, deeply troubling
• 1:25:09
  Testecleese: that she's going to
• 1:25:11
  Testecleese: investigate trump over a possible death threat.
• 1:25:15
  The Dirty Tranny: That's not a death threat.
• 1:25:16
  Testecleese: By saying, maybe if you were the one going to war you would think differently.
• 1:25:24
  Testecleese: and.
• 1:25:25
  The Dirty Tranny: Not a death threat. How can people think that like
• 1:25:28
  The Dirty Tranny: you, the moment you step, fart out of line with some of these people, they, freaking, try to bring up charges on you.
• 1:25:34
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing is to keep saying how trump's gonna weaponize the legal system like you're trying to bring over.
• 1:25:39
  The Dirty Tranny: Already weaponized the legal system.
• 1:25:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, I mean you. You're trying to find a way to prosecute him. That is the definition of weaponizing the legal system.
• 1:25:47
  The Dirty Tranny: Unless it sits. The stuff in New York doesn't look like it's gonna no, it looks like it's gonna get repealed.
• 1:25:52
  Testecleese: Oh, God, yeah. Those judges like, have you ever charged anyone else with this?
• 1:25:57
  Testecleese: How come? There's no grouped party? Is this normal like, oh, please don't take our license to practice law.
• 1:26:03
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah. The Georgia cases are dead.
• 1:26:06
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, well, what's her name? There, Fannie Willis.
• 1:26:09
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, Fannie Willis, like by far one of the most corrupt people I've ever heard of.
• 1:26:14
  The Dirty Tranny: I'll see.
• 1:26:14
  Testecleese: Showing up for difference, and she keeps showing up in different stuff that's not related to the trump Rico case.
• 1:26:20
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 1:26:21
  The Dirty Tranny: like.
• 1:26:22
  Testecleese: Take a look.
• 1:26:23
  Testecleese: Oh, man, you found the dirtiest people who did not mind breaking, not just bending, but part of breaking the law. To do this stuff.
• 1:26:32
  The Dirty Tranny: Well, yeah, I mean, and wasn't 1 person like in the New York case? Actually, didn't they work used to work for the Doj.
• 1:26:41
  Testecleese: Yeah. He actually resigned his position from the Doj to take on the position as
• 1:26:47
  Testecleese: Attorney General. Whatever it is of this of New York, or or the Da. Of New York City, or whatever like that giant pay cut into motion
• 1:26:55
  Testecleese: to be able to prosecute trauma.
• 1:26:58
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 1:26:58
  Testecleese: On a case that was out of the statute of limitations and a misdemeanor, but decided to try it
• 1:27:06
  Testecleese: late, illegally late as a felony.
• 1:27:09
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah. Then they decided to extend the statute of limitations, and they didn't even go after Cuomo when that happened too.
• 1:27:18
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:27:19
  Testecleese: Well, it's funny they are.
• 1:27:21
  Testecleese: Did something else to get trump. They gave him like a 1 year window to bring up like the sex charges. That was the whole
• 1:27:28
  Testecleese: Diddy's getting nailed with that, because that window is still open to bring up old charges.
• 1:27:33
  Testecleese: and he's getting hit with a bunch of them in New York over this. I think it's hilarious.
• 1:27:37
  Testecleese: because whenever the Democrats do something to try to kick Republicans in the balls, it always gets them back.
• 1:27:45
  Testecleese: Prime example was
• 1:27:48
  Testecleese: changing it from a two-thirds vote
• 1:27:50
  Testecleese: to a simple majority vote to install a Supreme Court justice when they tried to get.
• 1:27:56
  Testecleese: Yeah. When Obama tried to get what's his name? Merrick Garland. On this the court.
• 1:28:02
  The Dirty Tranny: Yep.
• 1:28:03
  Testecleese: Merrick Allen still didn't get the job, but because of the change, the Rules Trump got 3 justices in place.
• 1:28:10
  Testecleese: It's
• 1:28:12
  Testecleese: they. They gotta stop trying, instead of
• 1:28:15
  Testecleese: instead of trying to hobble your enemy, your opponent. Why don't you run faster?
• 1:28:22
  Testecleese: You know.
• 1:28:24
  The Dirty Tranny: Because they got too many fat bitches. I'm sorry that was mean.
• 1:28:28
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well.
• 1:28:29
  Testecleese: I mean, I'm gonna be honest with you, man, like, if I go into like a a coffee shop right?
• 1:28:36
  Testecleese: And the person making. My coffee has like blue hair, and their septum pierced.
• 1:28:40
  Testecleese: and some tattooed on my collarbone or neck
• 1:28:44
  Testecleese: that says something like
• 1:28:48
  Testecleese: love or peace, or fuck the man they all mean the same thing. Yeah, I know that motherfucker is making an excellent coffee.
• 1:29:00
  Testecleese: and you know it's true. Man.
• 1:29:02
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah. Just don't be Jewish around them.
• 1:29:05
  Testecleese: Oh, my God, don't be Greek, apparently. You see that shit.
• 1:29:09
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, I did.
• 1:29:10
  Testecleese: I left my balls off of that, and she wouldn't have gotten in trouble.
• 1:29:14
  The Dirty Tranny: She didn't post it. Yeah.
• 1:29:17
  Testecleese: 3 8 cops had no idea like Oh.
• 1:29:21
  Testecleese: she's like Oh, my bad! I told I ripped apart this Greek restaurant because I hate the Jews, and like that's not an Israeli flag oops.
• 1:29:29
  The Dirty Tranny: And then what the dumbest part about this is. You're an idiot.
• 1:29:32
  The Dirty Tranny: You get told you're an idiot, and you still post it.
• 1:29:36
  Testecleese: Right.
• 1:29:37
  Testecleese: and then go to jail for it. I hope the clicks were worth it, you know.
• 1:29:44
  Testecleese: oh, my God, all right!
• 1:29:48
  Testecleese: Did you see, I think it's almost like I set this shit up on purpose because we were just make talk about how the Jewish folks.
• 1:29:55
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 1:29:56
  Testecleese: These are
• 1:29:57
  Testecleese: mail ballot boxes that were burned in Washington and Oregon.
• 1:30:03
  Testecleese: I'm sure you heard about this.
• 1:30:04
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, I heard about this one. This is just stupid.
• 1:30:08
  Testecleese: Well incendiary devices. Apparently, when they, the
• 1:30:11
  Testecleese: analysis, was done, these things had free Gaza and free Palestine
• 1:30:18
  Testecleese: emblazoned upon the
• 1:30:20
  Testecleese: the incendiary device.
• 1:30:23
  The Dirty Tranny: Okay.
• 1:30:26
  The Dirty Tranny: Okay.
• 1:30:27
  Testecleese: Gives you an idea. Who dropped these
• 1:30:30
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, yeah, no idea who dropped these.
• 1:30:33
  The Dirty Tranny: And I am holding my fucking tongue because I'm about ready to go off on a fucking tangent.
• 1:30:42
  Testecleese: About? What about about how much you hate the Jews?
• 1:30:45
  The Dirty Tranny: No.
• 1:30:46
  The Dirty Tranny: no, it's stupid people.
• 1:30:50
  Testecleese: Oh, there's a lot of them dude like oh.
• 1:30:52
  Testecleese: well, let me do it.
• 1:30:53
  The Dirty Tranny: What's coming up.
• 1:30:53
  Testecleese: Car in court, for you think how dumb the average person is. Right. Yeah.
• 1:30:58
  Testecleese: now realize that half of them are dumber than that.
• 1:31:01
  The Dirty Tranny: Jesus.
• 1:31:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's George Collin right there for you. That's quality.
• 1:31:05
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, it's a terrifying thought. And then these people that are like.
• 1:31:08
  Testecleese: Who he is.
• 1:31:09
  The Dirty Tranny: These people that you know keep going free. Gaza. It's like you do realize that the Gazan people freely voted
• 1:31:18
  The Dirty Tranny: for these people. The people that attacked Israel to be fucking in charge, correct.
• 1:31:24
  Testecleese: I love the quiz for Palestine Group.
• 1:31:26
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, these people are even more stupid.
• 1:31:29
  Testecleese: I'm like, you do realize it's a crime. What you're doing over there right.
• 1:31:32
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, you do realize that gay people in Gaza have to flee to Israel.
• 1:31:38
  Testecleese: And not Egypt, because Egypt won't take them.
• 1:31:40
  The Dirty Tranny: No, no, Egypt won't take anyone. And here's the problem is, people have tried to do you know, hey? Let's bring some of the people from Palestine and Gaza into our country, we'll set up refugee camps, and then these people get a sudden spike in terrorism. Gee! I wonder why nobody's going to help them across the world.
• 1:31:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, I mean, look, the October 7th attacks in Israel were just so egregious.
• 1:32:04
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, but that was just Gaza by itself.
• 1:32:08
  Testecleese: Oh, it was Hezbollah.
• 1:32:10
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, which that is the government of Gaza.
• 1:32:14
  Testecleese: Well
• 1:32:15
  Testecleese: it it well, it depends on what you consider Gaza, because apparently Hezbollah is involved in the Lebanese government too.
• 1:32:21
  The Dirty Tranny: Okay.
• 1:32:24
  The Dirty Tranny: Hezbollah has some roots in Gaza. If I believe correctly,
• 1:32:28
  The Dirty Tranny: actually, let me do a fact check.
• 1:32:29
  Testecleese: I'm not Gotcha. It's referred to the entire peninsula.
• 1:32:34
  The Dirty Tranny: The whole problem is, is
• 1:32:36
  The Dirty Tranny: the government is that these people freely vote for.
• 1:32:41
  Testecleese: Hey! They're voting for literal terrorists.
• 1:32:43
  Testecleese: and they they flew over a a fence
• 1:32:46
  Testecleese: to kill a whole bunch of innocent people at a Musical Festival.
• 1:32:52
  Testecleese: and I keep hearing how they want to do a hostage exchange. I'm like there's no hostages left, you know. They were killed like
• 1:32:57
  Testecleese: 2 days later. Right?
• 1:33:03
  Testecleese: You're looking for something, aren't you?
• 1:33:05
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, it's sorry. Hamas is the ones that run freaking. Gaza, I believe. Yeah, it's Hamas. Sorry.
• 1:33:11
  Testecleese: Yeah. Okay. Hamas
• 1:33:13
  Testecleese: started the attack. Hezbollah has joined in.
• 1:33:16
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, so you have. Yeah. So okay, let's go back to this, though, is the people freely voted for Hamas to run Gaza.
• 1:33:25
  The Dirty Tranny: These people are voted into office. This is the exact government that did the October 7th attack
• 1:33:32
  The Dirty Tranny: last year.
• 1:33:33
  The Dirty Tranny: These are the people that and this country voted for this. I'm sorry.
• 1:33:39
  The Dirty Tranny: Fuck them at this point in time. Let Israel hit them with a sledgehammer hopefully. They'll break some knees and cause a concussion hard enough that these people will start acting right, and by acting right, I mean, join the 21st century and stop throwing gay and trans people off fucking rooftops.
• 1:33:58
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:33:59
  Testecleese: that was a lot to digest.
• 1:34:03
  The Dirty Tranny: I'm sorry I do not like the people that say like, Oh, queers for Palestine and Hamas. It's like, Shut the fuck up. You don't know what you're talking about.
• 1:34:10
  Testecleese: Palestine. At least they won't throw you off a building.
• 1:34:13
  Testecleese: Well, the the average person might not. The police, the police will arrest you and put you in jail.
• 1:34:18
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 1:34:19
  Testecleese: But there are plenty of places in that area that will will execute you for homosexuality or any of this.
• 1:34:27
  Testecleese: I think it's a rainbow spectrum.
• 1:34:29
  The Dirty Tranny: 3 attempts. It's like 3 times, and you're dead.
• 1:34:36
  Testecleese: And
• 1:34:37
  Testecleese: like, I said, well, these Muslims, a lot of them are far more conservative than the Catholics you see around here in the United States.
• 1:34:44
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, yeah, I could have.
• 1:34:45
  Testecleese: You think these? You think these catalysts conservative?
• 1:34:47
  Testecleese: I, personally.
• 1:34:49
  Testecleese: and I know it's gonna offend somebody.
• 1:34:51
  Testecleese: See? Homosexuality trends all that stuff as a sin, but at the same time
• 1:34:58
  Testecleese: I see me getting tattooed and pierced a sin as well.
• 1:35:01
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:35:03
  Testecleese: like I. I am no better than the homosexual or the transgender, and I am no
• 1:35:09
  Testecleese: judgment.
• 1:35:10
  The Dirty Tranny: We're conflating the issue here. Israel is the big dog in the area. Technologically speaking, military might, speaking.
• 1:35:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, what happens if the United States cuts off their funding.
• 1:35:19
  The Dirty Tranny: I don't know. But just bear with me on this one. And these people in their minds that talk about the free Gaza the free Palestinian is. We're conflating the ego. We're conflating the whole situation. But what it really is is it's an extension of the Marxist Dei stuff that talks about the oppressor versus the oppresse, and they view these people as the oppressed. Therefore they're somehow
• 1:35:43
  The Dirty Tranny: good because Israel is oppressing them.
• 1:35:46
  Testecleese: So now, this is what bothers me is that Israel is the only Jewish nation on the planet.
• 1:35:52
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:35:54
  Testecleese: they are surrounded by Muslim nations. And yeah, I know someone. Others with nations don't have religions. Actually, most of them do believe it or not.
• 1:36:03
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, it's state recognized religion of the majority of the population. Usually.
• 1:36:07
  Testecleese: Yes, and they usually have a language to United States, refuses to do any of that, because this whole melting pot thing.
• 1:36:13
  The Dirty Tranny: No.
• 1:36:14
  Testecleese: I think that's pretty cool, actually.
• 1:36:16
  The Dirty Tranny: But that's why you have to press one for English in most areas.
• 1:36:20
  Testecleese: It depends on where you are and where you call. Honestly.
• 1:36:23
  Testecleese: I mean, there's a lot of Spanish being spoken in the United States. That's for sure.
• 1:36:28
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, yeah.
• 1:36:29
  The Dirty Tranny: but I'm saying, though this is why you have to press, you know, one for this language or whatnot.
• 1:36:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's fine.
• 1:36:38
  The Dirty Tranny: No, I know.
• 1:36:39
  Testecleese: I prefer everyone know English, but that's just because that's the language I know best.
• 1:36:46
  Testecleese: finding is, most of the world is learning English, because that's the language of business.
• 1:36:50
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, it's the. It's the internationally recognized language for trade.
• 1:36:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. And Spanish is the number one spoken 1st language.
• 1:36:59
  Testecleese: because talk about the English as much as you want conquering the world. Most of the world speaks Spanish motherfucker.
• 1:37:08
  Testecleese: I hope people understand that.
• 1:37:14
  Testecleese: But the United States was such an industrial force on the planet that people had to learn the language that the Americans were speaking.
• 1:37:21
  Testecleese: to be able to do trade with them.
• 1:37:23
  The Dirty Tranny: Well that dates back to World War 2. Because the rest of the world was in absolute chaos and crumbling.
• 1:37:27
  Testecleese: The French. The French needed help, and they only have 3 guys that speak French. What's.
• 1:37:32
  The Dirty Tranny: Not all.
• 1:37:32
  Testecleese: 20 guys to speak English.
• 1:37:34
  The Dirty Tranny: Well. Not only the French but the Soviets. Infrastructure was destroyed, the freaking Japanese was destroyed, the Germans were destroyed, the British.
• 1:37:43
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 1:37:44
  The Dirty Tranny: Anybody who was doing anything was completely destroyed at this point in time.
• 1:37:49
  Testecleese: Well, that was my! I was just using the French as an example.
• 1:37:51
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, yeah.
• 1:37:52
  Testecleese: Different language, and they need your help.
• 1:37:55
  Testecleese: You better learn how to ask for help if you know what I mean.
• 1:38:01
  The Dirty Tranny: But that's kind of where the whole international trade thing, but it boils down to no. Returning to the previous subject is, is these people. They see life through oppressed or an oppresse, and if you are the oppresse, you are automatically more virtuous than the oppressor.
• 1:38:17
  Testecleese: See, I don't understand this argument.
• 1:38:20
  The Dirty Tranny: It's stupid, it literally is stupid. You have to act like you're an idiot in order to understand it.
• 1:38:27
  Testecleese: Why so many people do with that? Are they actually that dumb? Or they just don't. Don't want to be snapped up in the machine.
• 1:38:34
  The Dirty Tranny: It's
• 1:38:36
  The Dirty Tranny: the majority of humans anymore are not taught critical thinking.
• 1:38:41
  The Dirty Tranny: Like, if you are a critical thinker, you are automatically smarter than most. But most of what college isn't anymore is just memorization of random facts.
• 1:38:51
  Testecleese: You know it's interesting. You say that.
• 1:38:53
  The Dirty Tranny: That way.
• 1:38:54
  Testecleese: It's interesting. You say that because I've been told that's what. Oh, that's what history class was in high school.
• 1:38:59
  Testecleese: I remember I had to memorize certain dates for sure.
• 1:39:03
  Testecleese: but in general, in high school I didn't have to memorize the day and year necessarily.
• 1:39:08
  Testecleese: as long as I could tell you what happened and why it happened, and what that
• 1:39:13
  Testecleese: meant for the world rippling outward.
• 1:39:16
  The Dirty Tranny: Well, there you go. It's that what that meant for the world rippling outward, that takes a level of critical thinking.
• 1:39:22
  Testecleese: Yeah. And that was way better than remembering.
• 1:39:26
  Testecleese: July 4, th 1776. Or
• 1:39:31
  Testecleese: Oh, Jesus, when did it.
• 1:39:33
  The Dirty Tranny: Back to the circular logic, though I mean, how many times have you seen people in these these debate me things where these people end up just doing circular logic, falling back to the same
• 1:39:44
  The Dirty Tranny: philosophy.
• 1:39:46
  Testecleese: With Kamal Harris.
• 1:39:48
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 1:39:49
  Testecleese: She doesn't have an answer.
• 1:39:50
  The Dirty Tranny: 3 h with Joe Rogan, because she, freaking literally, cannot
• 1:39:56
  The Dirty Tranny: have a coherent conversation, because she's just gonna fall back to the same 3 talking points.
• 1:40:01
  Testecleese: Oh, I was born in a middle class family.
• 1:40:06
  Testecleese: I had a second mother.
• 1:40:10
  Testecleese: I'm like bitch.
• 1:40:11
  Testecleese: You grew up in a nice affluent suburb in Montreal.
• 1:40:16
  Testecleese: Alright!
• 1:40:19
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 1:40:20
  The Dirty Tranny: But it.
• 1:40:21
  Testecleese: What do you? What do you consider middle class? We brought this up on the show before. What do you consider to be middle class.
• 1:40:27
  The Dirty Tranny: I think it's about 50 KA year, and up.
• 1:40:30
  Testecleese: It depends on where you live, how much 50 K. Means, though.
• 1:40:34
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, this is true. Like, okay.
• 1:40:36
  Testecleese: Give me.
• 1:40:37
  Testecleese: Yeah. And there we go. Now let's think about it right.
• 1:40:40
  The Dirty Tranny: I'm not gonna reveal too much. But me and Evelyn in our area are considered middle class.
• 1:40:46
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:40:48
  Testecleese: by whom?
• 1:40:49
  The Dirty Tranny: National standard. No average. For like where you live and stuff like that.
• 1:40:55
  The Dirty Tranny: because I mean the middle class. The idea of it is subjective, but generally the whole requirement is, is, you can own, a home and comfortably maintain it, while at the same point is still maintaining a decent savings.
• 1:41:07
  Testecleese: There you go, savings is. I brought this up recently, and Brian and Guapo disagreed with me when I said that
• 1:41:15
  Testecleese: to be considered truly middle class. You have to be able to
• 1:41:19
  Testecleese: not get paid for an entire month and still meet all of your obligations.
• 1:41:26
  Testecleese: You know what I mean.
• 1:41:27
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, but that doesn't necessarily classify as most middle class people can't afford that. Now, during the.
• 1:41:33
  Testecleese: No, that just means. I have enough. Put aside that I can still pay my mortgage and my electricity
• 1:41:39
  Testecleese: while I'm not working for a month.
• 1:41:43
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 1:41:44
  The Dirty Tranny: shit. Then I may be middle class by your definition, too.
• 1:41:49
  Testecleese: I have a literal year's worth of food in my cupboard over here.
• 1:41:53
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 1:41:55
  Testecleese: Because shit happens. I'm on top of a mountain dude. When the snow comes. I can't get anywhere to get anything up.
• 1:42:03
  Testecleese: I have a generator that generate powers, my entire house, and an 800 gallon propane tank to fuel. The thing.
• 1:42:11
  The Dirty Tranny: Nice.
• 1:42:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, it is nice.
• 1:42:14
  The Dirty Tranny: Why is it you, holy shit.
• 1:42:16
  Testecleese: And I got all this food. I gotta
• 1:42:18
  Testecleese: deep freeze I got. Oh, God! I got 3 racks of pork ribs.
• 1:42:22
  Testecleese: 3 pork tenderloins.
• 1:42:24
  Testecleese: some a handful of London broil steaks.
• 1:42:28
  Testecleese: some New York top saw wine.
• 1:42:30
  Testecleese: We're gonna turn most of that into beef. Jerky
• 1:42:33
  Testecleese: couple filet mignons, but I have an 80 cubic foot freezer.
• 1:42:37
  The Dirty Tranny: Nice.
• 1:42:38
  Testecleese: So just after the food, because sometimes weather happens and you can't get in town.
• 1:42:44
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, yeah, I I've lived places even in Pennsylvania that were like that.
• 1:42:48
  Testecleese: Yeah. So I mean, I keep all this food here, and you know what I come down once or twice a week. Look through what's
• 1:42:55
  Testecleese: getting even close to expired, and make sure that it gets eaten before it goes bad
• 1:43:03
  Testecleese: like. Oh, I guess we're having steak tonight, because if this thing only has a week and a half left even frozen. That's no good.
• 1:43:10
  Testecleese: I'll I'll be. I'll be honest. Those States don't tend to last that long.
• 1:43:14
  Testecleese: my thick and chunky beef stews.
• 1:43:19
  Testecleese: and I got, I think.
• 1:43:21
  Testecleese: 15 boxes of noodles.
• 1:43:24
  The Dirty Tranny: Dude. You're making me hungry, and I've been on a diet for the last few months. I hate you right now.
• 1:43:30
  Testecleese: No, this like, I said, though this is, should I not be able to get into town? I have food. I could.
• 1:43:33
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, yeah.
• 1:43:34
  Testecleese: I can go into a situation where
• 1:43:36
  Testecleese: I am cut off from society for months, or actually for an entire year.
• 1:43:42
  Testecleese: and still feed my family, meanwhile shooting deer that walk through my yard.
• 1:43:48
  The Dirty Tranny: I gotta come visit you. I'm gonna bring out me and Evelyn should come, visit and hang out.
• 1:43:54
  Testecleese: Well, I'm in West Virginia. I'm kind of a hike from you.
• 1:43:57
  The Dirty Tranny: No, we go to Illinois all the time.
• 1:43:59
  Testecleese: No more. That's a long ass drive
• 1:44:02
  The Dirty Tranny: 18 h.
• 1:44:03
  Testecleese: I'm just if you apply, it's gonna suck for everyone, because it is a 2 h drive from where I am to the nearest airport.
• 1:44:11
  The Dirty Tranny: No, no, we'd probably end up driving up.
• 1:44:14
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, I'm probably having a housewarm party in either early spring or late summer, early fall.
• 1:44:21
  The Dirty Tranny: Okay. Oh.
• 1:44:24
  The Dirty Tranny: but anyway, how much more news we got to cover.
• 1:44:27
  Testecleese: What do we talk about, anyway? We
• 1:44:31
  The Dirty Tranny: Gone down so many rabbit holes tonight.
• 1:44:34
  Testecleese: That's
• 1:44:34
  Testecleese: that's what makes the the show fun.
• 1:44:37
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, yeah, this is true. This is true.
• 1:44:39
  Testecleese: Supreme Court.
• 1:44:41
  Testecleese: has officially said that Virginia is allowed to clear the non-citizens from the voter rolls.
• 1:44:46
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, that's that's awesome! That I've actually heard that one that that
• 1:44:51
  The Dirty Tranny: why wouldn't you do that, though?
• 1:44:54
  Testecleese: Well, I'll I'll tell you why.
• 1:44:56
  The Dirty Tranny: Why?
• 1:44:58
  Testecleese: Because you're supposed to do it 90 days out, which is.
• 1:45:01
  Testecleese: pass the window to register, to vote.
• 1:45:04
  Testecleese: So it's not like you can go and register after the fact.
• 1:45:06
  Testecleese: and it'll give anyone who has standing to vote. You can test it for whatever reason.
• 1:45:12
  Testecleese: Now, I'm not saying they wiped out a whole bunch of actual citizens. Because Virginia gives you 4 chances to say, no. Actually, I'm sorry I am a citizen.
• 1:45:22
  Testecleese: What you're supposed to do 90 days out. Why did you do it?
• 1:45:25
  Testecleese: Before the window closed.
• 1:45:29
  The Dirty Tranny: Fair point.
• 1:45:33
  The Dirty Tranny: I can see where this would become a legal issue.
• 1:45:36
  The Dirty Tranny: like serious.
• 1:45:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, it did become a legal issue. That's why Supreme Court got involved.
• 1:45:40
  The Dirty Tranny: Well, I mean, okay. So here's the biggest problem for me, though, is like, how many times is
• 1:45:45
  The Dirty Tranny: the court dragged its feet on something that actually really mattered. That's the problem that I'm enthused, that we're getting people off of the voting role that don't need to be there. But.
• 1:45:56
  Testecleese: Yes, where again all you had to do to avoid all this was, do it.
• 1:45:59
  Testecleese: 3 months before the election.
• 1:46:02
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, I completely understand that one. But.
• 1:46:05
  Testecleese: It's frustrating it.
• 1:46:07
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, we live in a bureau bureaucratic nightmare
• 1:46:11
  The Dirty Tranny: where you can't even get your grandmother's death certificate if, unless it's filled out in triplicate.
• 1:46:18
  Testecleese: Alright. Well, we you know what I got a a couple more of these.
• 1:46:22
  Testecleese: What's going on with the vote like to leave
• 1:46:25
  Testecleese: is not endorsing, Harris.
• 1:46:29
  Testecleese: I honestly don't care.
• 1:46:31
  The Dirty Tranny: No.
• 1:46:33
  Testecleese: Brian messaged us was
• 1:46:37
  Testecleese: oh, apparently Brian. Oh, Jesus Christ! Hold on.
• 1:46:41
  The Dirty Tranny: Did he pass out.
• 1:46:43
  Testecleese: Oh, probably. But
• 1:46:45
  Testecleese: I am sorry.
• 1:46:48
  Testecleese: 2 min ago. Okay.
• 1:46:51
  Testecleese: he probably. Oh, oh, no, he's there we go, hey? I got the. I am sorry. Then he's coming back to the show. He passed out on the toilet. Watch. Watch. We're gonna find out right now.
• 1:47:02
  Testecleese: Come on. Put your headphones on Brian. Of course he's not. But yeah, Rashida, she's 1 of the what do they call them?
• 1:47:09
  The Dirty Tranny: Squad. She's a member of the squad, and.
• 1:47:11
  Testecleese: Blood.
• 1:47:11
  The Dirty Tranny: And she she's she's Muslim. So of course she's not going to back Harris after the freaking whole
• 1:47:18
  The Dirty Tranny: Israel Israel debacle.
• 1:47:22
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:47:23
  The Dirty Tranny: She's trying to keep the votes trying to keep her job going.
• 1:47:28
  Testecleese: We all got a whole thing about war
• 1:47:30
  Testecleese: that we could talk about. But I really don't care.
• 1:47:34
  Testecleese: Honestly, I mean.
• 1:47:36
  Testecleese: alright, what's going on in Israel. What's going on in Ukraine, United States getting involved? I I don't care.
• 1:47:43
  The Dirty Tranny: Okay, there, there's only one need article you need to worry about when it comes to war overseas. And that's the fact that China is not getting involved.
• 1:47:52
  Testecleese: Yeah. That's a good point.
• 1:47:54
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah, that's the only article you need to work, because once China gets involved, that means all bets are kind of off
• 1:47:59
  The Dirty Tranny: North Korea. Nobody really pays attention to russia.
• 1:48:03
  Testecleese: Korea. They're saber, rattling hard, and apparently the Russians don't like it, but they're helping them, anyway.
• 1:48:11
  Testecleese: And Zelensky's fucking, going nuts about the North Koreans getting involved. And we need all this. I'm like Dude.
• 1:48:19
  Testecleese: I don't care.
• 1:48:20
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 1:48:21
  The Dirty Tranny: honestly, we shouldn't even be there. But at the same point is, it's the money bank for all the freaking, corrupt politicians here in the States.
• 1:48:32
  The Dirty Tranny: I know I sound like a conspiracy theorist when I say that, but.
• 1:48:36
  Testecleese: No, they? Well, the people that are making decisions about when we blow shit up are the ones
• 1:48:41
  Testecleese: that can also buy Lockheed, Martin and Raytheon right before we sign a giant contract with them.
• 1:48:46
  The Dirty Tranny: Fair Point.
• 1:48:49
  Testecleese: Look. Come on now, come on, hurry.
• 1:48:51
  Testecleese: Nancy Pelosi.
• 1:48:54
  Testecleese: I mean her husband seems to make the best stock investments ever right before. The Senate makes a decision. It's crazy.
• 1:49:02
  The Dirty Tranny: Yeah.
• 1:49:04
  The Dirty Tranny: yeah, honestly, it's absolutely insane. But like I said, the only news that you need to worry about is China's not getting involved, and I guarantee you I know why.
• 1:49:15
  Testecleese: They don't want to get involved in this fight.
• 1:49:17
  The Dirty Tranny: No, they're actually taking advantage of Russia at this point in time, because Russia is pretty much cut off from the rest of the world due to the sanctions and stuff. So China's getting all that natural gas, all that freaking raw minerals and stuff like that that are coming out of Russia, for like pennies on the dollar, and on top of that, China is like, Okay, why would we subject ourselves to throwing our men and our equipment in an issue. That's just either A
• 1:49:44
  The Dirty Tranny: gonna only help out Russia or B. It's gonna expose us for being not as good as the Us.
• 1:49:49
  The Dirty Tranny: It's a lose-lose for them, since they're winning the whole thing.
• 1:49:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, we're making money, and we're not
• 1:49:55
  Testecleese: in a fight. Yeah.
• 1:49:58
  The Dirty Tranny: Pretty much what it boils down to.
• 1:50:00
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well,
• 1:50:02
  Testecleese: one thing I want to bring up before we go is Steve Bannon is out of jail.
• 1:50:07
  The Dirty Tranny: Really.
• 1:50:08
  Testecleese: Yes, released, I believe, yesterday.
• 1:50:12
  Testecleese: But I am going to go ahead and hit the end of show music.
• 1:50:16
  Testecleese: Sit around and wait, though, because you and I need to talk for a couple of minutes, and I need to pee something narrowly.
• 1:50:23
  Testecleese: But.
• 1:50:24
  The Dirty Tranny: Perfect.
• 1:50:25
  Testecleese: That is our show.
• 1:50:26
  Testecleese: All them beers are catching up with me.
• 1:50:31
  The Dirty Tranny: And it's like.
• 1:50:31
  Testecleese: Wait. You got anything you want to shout out.
• 1:50:33
  The Dirty Tranny: Oh, no, not at the moment.
• 1:50:35
  Testecleese: All right.
• 1:50:37
  Testecleese: Oh, shoot! I forgot what button I need.
• 1:50:40
  Testecleese: I almost left the entire conversation. Instead of just stopping the recording
• 1:50:44
  Testecleese: later, everyone.