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Did Paul Stanley Really Use the Same “Cold Gin” Speech for 25 Years? (2009 Archive) · Classic Metal Show

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  SPEAKER_00: Hey Metal Ass, it's Shmir from Destruction and you're watching CMS TV, the best metal.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, this last segment here is...
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  SPEAKER_03: Last week you had mentioned that you would like to know if Paul Stanley had
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  SPEAKER_03: the same intro to Cold Gin.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_02: I just threw that out there just as a goof,
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  SPEAKER_02: and I think I threw it to Wheezy just as a total goof,
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  SPEAKER_03: didn't I?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you said just to get to work on it, and sure as shit he did.
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  SPEAKER_03: Wheezy rocks.
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  SPEAKER_03: He does, man.
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  SPEAKER_03: That guy is amazing.
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  SPEAKER_03: Amazing in quotes.
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  SPEAKER_03: Amazing in quotes.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: So anyway, he pulled out Paul Stanley making a speech
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  SPEAKER_03: before cold gin.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now tell the people how many times,
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  SPEAKER_02: because this was the part that really blew me away when I saw these emails.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, he sent over the first set of emails.
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  SPEAKER_03: The first set he sent over was from 10 attachments from 73, 75, 76, 77, all the way through 87.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: And then he sent a second set of emails with more cold gin intros.
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  SPEAKER_03: Let me look here.
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  SPEAKER_02: So the reality is he probably did every tour.
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  SPEAKER_03: 88 through 2004.
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  SPEAKER_02: So literally, Weezy probably grabbed the intro to cold gin from every tour Kiss has ever done.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, basically, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Unbelievable.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
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  SPEAKER_02: I purposely didn't listen to this, so I don't know the answer to this.
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  SPEAKER_02: But as people probably remember,
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  SPEAKER_02: my challenge was or my thought was that Paul Stanley is so scripted out
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  SPEAKER_02: that he doesn't change it and never has.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right.
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  SPEAKER_02: Because we had found an early one and then a 2004 one.
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  SPEAKER_02: Right.
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  SPEAKER_02: Same.
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  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
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  SPEAKER_02: So this will be the justification.
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  SPEAKER_02: This should be good.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right.
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  SPEAKER_03: So we use one that we kind of goof on as a PSA for the CMS, like this one.
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  SPEAKER_02: The Classic Metal Show now pauses for a public service announcement from your friend
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  SPEAKER_02: and mine, Uncle Paul Stanley.
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  SPEAKER_01: How many people have kids alive?
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  SPEAKER_01: Here's a signal man once said,
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  SPEAKER_01: when you're down in the dumps,
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  SPEAKER_00: And you need something to bring you up.
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  There's only one drink going to do it for you, but I'll tell you something.
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  SPEAKER_00: If y'all gonna be drinking, don't you be driving.
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  SPEAKER_00: We want to see you coming back to see us again.
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  SPEAKER_00: Can we come back and see you again?
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  SPEAKER_00: Cool.
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  SPEAKER_02: This has been a public service announcement provided by Uncle Paul Stanley.
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  SPEAKER_02: The Classic Metal Show.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: So we'll start way back in 1973 in New York City.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: And we'll see what Uncle Paul Stanley had to say.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Sounds called Cold Chin.
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  Oh.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right, very simple.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right, so that one fails.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay, this was in 75 in Largo, Maryland.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: So we'll see what happens in two years.
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  SPEAKER_00: When we come to a place like Largo,
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  SPEAKER_00: and we see so many dynamite people that make this so much fun,
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  SPEAKER_01: we think you deserve to give yourself a round of applause.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let's go.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now I want to know people,
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  SPEAKER_01: if we got any people out here tonight that I can drink alcohol.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know, I know we got some people out here tonight that like to nip on
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  SPEAKER_01: that old Southern Comfort.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah!
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  SPEAKER_01: And I know,
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  SPEAKER_01: I know, you can't go wrong if you been tasting that old tequila.
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  SPEAKER_01: How many nickels made tequila?
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  SPEAKER_01: But I want to tell you, friends, and you are our friends, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: I want to tell you that when you need something to cool you off and bring you up,
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  SPEAKER_01: man, there's only one truth that's going to do it for you.
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  SPEAKER_01: I can't hear you.
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  SPEAKER_01: I can't hear you.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now, I will say, for the record, that's the speech that I heard in 1996 on the reunion tour.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: That very, I mean, almost exactly that.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, that was 1975 in Largo, Maryland.
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  SPEAKER_03: There we go.
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  SPEAKER_03: So here's 1976.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: Let's see what's changed in a year, if anything.
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  SPEAKER_01: Does everybody feel alright?
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  SPEAKER_00: Alright!
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  SPEAKER_00: Listen, I know there's a lot of people here tonight that like to take a taste of alcohol, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah!
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  SPEAKER_00: I know there's got to be a lot of people here They like to drink that old Southern Cogburn.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and I know, I know there's a lot of people here
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  SPEAKER_00: that like to drink tequila.
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  SPEAKER_01: You like tequila?
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  SPEAKER_00: But I'm telling you, and you know us, and we're your friends, we wouldn't steer you wrong.
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  SPEAKER_00: There's only one drink that's going to get us all up when we feel bad
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  SPEAKER_00: and everybody's trying to make us feel really small.
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  SPEAKER_00: There's only one drink that's going to get us up.
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  SPEAKER_01: I can't hear you.
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  SPEAKER_01: I can't hear you.
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  SPEAKER_01: I can't hear you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Louder!
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  SPEAKER_01: Louder!
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  SPEAKER_01: Hold it!
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  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's only a year, though.
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  SPEAKER_02: It could have been the same tour.
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  SPEAKER_03: True.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, here's 77 in Tokyo, Japan.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right, so this has to be a new tour.
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  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well then I know there's gotta be a couple people out there tonight that like
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  SPEAKER_00: to take a little taste of alcohol.
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  SPEAKER_00: And you know, every once in a while we like to drink a little bit of alcohol ourselves.
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  SPEAKER_01: And when we get drinking, you ain't gonna find us drinking no scotch.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh no.
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  SPEAKER_01: And when you find out drinking, there ain't gonna
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  SPEAKER_01: be no tequila.
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  SPEAKER_01: When you're down in the dumps,
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  SPEAKER_01: and you need something to bring you up,
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  SPEAKER_01: you need something to bring you up,
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  SPEAKER_00: there's only one drink that's gonna do it for you.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's like the evolution of his script.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's like it's developing itself.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's like we're hearing it develop into what it is now.
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  SPEAKER_02: Right.
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  SPEAKER_03: So this, I haven't heard this, he has this labeled as Solo Albums Commercial.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: So I don't know what this is going to sound like, but we'll see.
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• 10:39
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not sure why he included that in there, but... All right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Found it.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is...
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  SPEAKER_03: This is Germany, 1983.
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  SPEAKER_03: So this is six years later.
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  SPEAKER_02: Six years later.
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  SPEAKER_02: So we'll see the evolution.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm not talking about the cure.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm not talking about
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: Wow, that's like the short version.
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  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
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  SPEAKER_03: Now here's Quebec in 84.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: So this is a year later.
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  SPEAKER_02: I
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  SPEAKER_01: think I know
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  SPEAKER_00: what you like to drink.
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  SPEAKER_03: Alright, there's another abridged version.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now, am I wrong in thinking that the Kiss guys don't drink Paul and Gene anyway?
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, I know Gene doesn't.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't know about the other guys.
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  SPEAKER_02: Because what out-of-touch douche is sitting there thinking that rock and roll fans drink scotch?
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, really.
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  SPEAKER_03: Alright, here's Detroit of 85.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: So, we'll see if you elongate the speech.
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  SPEAKER_00: Man, I'll tell you something.
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  SPEAKER_00: You've got a lot to be proud of.
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  SPEAKER_00: This place looks like a damn zoo.
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  SPEAKER_03: You've got a lot to be proud of because this place looks like a damn zoo.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't know if I'd be proud of that.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm beaming with pride.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_03: I look like a horse.
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  SPEAKER_03: You guys all look like monkeys out there, and you smell like it, too.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm proud of that.
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  SPEAKER_03: Let me
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  SPEAKER_01: hear all the animals!
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  SPEAKER_03: Let me hear all the animals.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's funny.
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  SPEAKER_01: Woo!
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, I know something.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know it, too.
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  SPEAKER_00: We're doing this tonight.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is going out live on the radio.
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  SPEAKER_00: And we're filming this for an MTV concert.
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  SPEAKER_00: Woo!
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  SPEAKER_00: Now I know we got some people here tonight that can drink a little
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  SPEAKER_00: bit of alcohol.
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  SPEAKER_00: And when you're down in the dumps and you need something to bring you up,
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  SPEAKER_00: there's only one drink that's going to do it for you.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm talking about.
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  SPEAKER_02: Is it me or does he always come in at the wrong time?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: He says he can't hear you and then he yells it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Alcohol!
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  SPEAKER_02: Dude, it's word for word.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay, here's 86 in Toledo, Ohio.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 15:16
  SPEAKER_01: I wonder if he'll scream, alcohol!
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_01: How many people have you got an album called Kiss Alive?
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  SPEAKER_01: This song is about alcohol.
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  SPEAKER_01: This song is not called cow tequila.
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  SPEAKER_01: This song is not called son of mother.
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  SPEAKER_01: I think you know what I'm talking about.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he's off a little bit, huh?
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  SPEAKER_02: There's like little differences in each one, but it's basically the same rant.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so here's Philly of 1987.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: How do you feel,
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  SPEAKER_00: Philly?
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  SPEAKER_00: Go Philly!
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  SPEAKER_00: I think we got the makings of one motherfucking crazy party tonight.
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  SPEAKER_00: We're going to do some old stuff tonight.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know you want to hear some of this.
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  SPEAKER_00: We're going to do some new stuff tonight.
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  SPEAKER_00: We're going to do some now that comes off the album, Kiss Alive.
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  SPEAKER_00: This song is about alcohol.
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  SPEAKER_00: This dog's called.
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_01: I can't hear you!
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_01: I can't hear you!
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  SPEAKER_01: Call Jim!
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  SPEAKER_03: All right, here's the monster.
• 17:29
  SPEAKER_02: Wait, wait, what year was that?
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  SPEAKER_03: That was 87.
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  SPEAKER_02: So we're 15 years in and it hasn't changed.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so here's Monsters of Rock 88.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Does everybody feel all right?
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  SPEAKER_00: We got a song for you now.
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  SPEAKER_00: This one is about alcohol.
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  SPEAKER_00: This song is called... What?
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  SPEAKER_01: I can't hear ya!
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  SPEAKER_01: Culture!
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  SPEAKER_03: All right.
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  SPEAKER_03: Once again, here is Philadelphia, 1990.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right.
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  SPEAKER_03: So this is two years later.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: We didn't have no heat in the place we were rehearsing.
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  SPEAKER_00: The only thing that kept us going was we had some rock and roll music
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  SPEAKER_00: that we thought was going to be very cool.
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  SPEAKER_00: And you people believed in us.
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  SPEAKER_00: But every once
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  SPEAKER_00: in a while, it got real cold.
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  SPEAKER_00: We had this little bottle we used to unscrew.
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  SPEAKER_00: I swear to you we hated the way this stuff tasted, but we passed this bottle around.
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  SPEAKER_00: This song is about that bottle.
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  SPEAKER_00: This song is about that time.
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  SPEAKER_00: People, this song is called...
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  I can't hear ya!
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  I can't hear ya!
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, he threw half a curveball on that one.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
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  SPEAKER_02: It was halfway different, but when it came down to it, he went right back to the same old intro.
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  SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
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  SPEAKER_03: Here's 92, two years later.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: This is in London, England.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right, any time now.
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  SPEAKER_03: Come on.
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  SPEAKER_03: Let's play.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_03: All right, I guess maybe we're skipping London, England.
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_03: I guess.
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  SPEAKER_03: Because I want to play.
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_03: Try it one more time here.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yep, I guess we're skipping jolly old London.
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  SPEAKER_03: Really?
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
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  SPEAKER_01: When we were back in New York City, we used to sing about a drink.
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  SPEAKER_01: It was alcohol.
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  SPEAKER_01: We used to always say,
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  SPEAKER_01: when you're down in the dumps, there's only one drink to bring you a
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  drink.
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  SPEAKER_00: London, you know what I'm talking about.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right, there you go.
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  SPEAKER_03: London of 92.
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  SPEAKER_03: There you go.
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_03: Here's Chili of 94.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right.
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  SPEAKER_03: So another two years has elapsed.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Tonight
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  SPEAKER_01: will be a long night.
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  SPEAKER_00: We got a song for you now.
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  SPEAKER_00: This one comes from the very first album, Kiss.
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  SPEAKER_00: This album is about alcohol.
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  SPEAKER_00: The song is called Kyle Kiss.
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  SPEAKER_03: That was fairly uninspired.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he was sort of worn out by then.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right, I'm tired of this
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  SPEAKER_03: dumb song.
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_03: It's about alcohol.
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_03: All right, here's Madison Square Garden in 96.
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to assume this is that reunion tour.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, this is the reunion tour.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_03: So we'll see if he gets more excited on the reunion tour.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 21:41
  SPEAKER_01: We want to do a number for you now!
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_01: We're gonna do a little number fighting now.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now, I don't wanna preach to you people, no, no, no.
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  SPEAKER_00: But this song is about alcohol.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now, if you wanna drink tonight, people, that's cool, but...
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  SPEAKER_00: Have somebody get your home in one piece,
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  SPEAKER_00: because next time we come back, we want to see you all here.
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  SPEAKER_00: Don't get fucked up.
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  SPEAKER_00: We love you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Don't hurt
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  SPEAKER_01: yourself.
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  SPEAKER_01: This song is called.
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  SPEAKER_01: This song is called Culture.
• 22:51
  SPEAKER_03: Wow, he sings the whole thing.
• 22:53
  SPEAKER_02: That was horrible.
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_02: That must have been when he was trying out for that play.
• 22:58
  SPEAKER_03: That was terrible.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, here's Osaka, Japan of 1997.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: We want to do
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  a little number for you
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  now.
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  SPEAKER_01: We want to do a little
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  SPEAKER_00: number for you now.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think you know.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think you know what this song is about.
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  SPEAKER_00: This song is about alcohol.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't want to tell you how to live your life,
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  SPEAKER_00: no, no.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't want to tell you how to live, people.
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  SPEAKER_00: But if you're going to be drinking alcohol,
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  SPEAKER_00: don't drink and...
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  SPEAKER_00: Don't drink and drown, people, because we want to come back and see you again.
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  SPEAKER_00: But if you're feeling down,
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  SPEAKER_00: if you're feeling low down,
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  SPEAKER_00: and you need something to bring you up,
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  SPEAKER_00: if you need something to bring you up,
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  SPEAKER_00: there's only one drink that's going to do it to you.
• 24:40
  SPEAKER_00: I ain't talking about no tequila.
• 24:45
  SPEAKER_00: You know I ain't talking about no Southern Comfort.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_01: Couldn't you come up with one whole new thing?
• 24:58
  SPEAKER_01: Well, let's see.
• 24:58
  SPEAKER_01: That's 23 years of this so far.
• 25:01
  23 years and it's all almost the same.
• 25:02
  Yeah, 23 years.
• 25:03
  So here we are at 98 in Los Angeles.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, there's slight variations, but it's all the same.
• 25:29
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_02: I
• 25:36
  SPEAKER_01: want to tell you
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_01: right now.
• 25:51
  SPEAKER_00: We've been playing this song a long time, and times may change, but I'll tell you something.
• 25:57
  SPEAKER_00: When we sing this one,
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_00: we're singing about a drink that used to keep us warm a long,
• 26:03
  SPEAKER_00: long time ago when we didn't have too much.
• 26:11
  SPEAKER_00: I told you before and I can tell you again,
• 26:13
  SPEAKER_00: when you're down in the depths, there's only one thing to bring you up.
• 26:22
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm talking about, people?
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_01: You know what I'm talking about, people?
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_01: I can't hear you.
• 26:34
  SPEAKER_01: I can't hear you.
• 26:37
  SPEAKER_01: Call Jay.
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_02: It's almost like he has three parts.
• 26:47
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 26:48
  SPEAKER_02: He's got the pass in the bottle around part.
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_02: When you're down in the dumps part.
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_02: And what's the other part that I'm missing?
• 26:56
  SPEAKER_02: The don't drink and drive.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_02: Don't drink and drive.
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_02: And he just,
• 27:00
  SPEAKER_02: wherever he's at in the show, he just reaches and grabs whatever part he remembers.
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_02: And then he always knows to finish it with the say you can't hear him and
• 27:11
  SPEAKER_02: then tell him the answer.
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_02: Cold gin.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_02: Cold gin!
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_03: Well, here's Washington, D.C. in 2000.
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 27:18
  SPEAKER_02: We're going to do a zombie now that's once
• 27:25
  SPEAKER_01: about alcohol.
• 27:29
  SPEAKER_00: You do not have to drink alcohol.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_00: Nobody says you have to.
• 27:35
  SPEAKER_00: You can do it if you want to, but if you're going to drink alcohol, do not drink and drive.
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_00: Don't hurt yourself, people.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_00: Don't hurt anybody else.
• 27:46
  SPEAKER_00: You got your lives ahead of you.
• 27:48
  SPEAKER_00: It's going to be good times ahead.
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_00: Don't hurt yourself.
• 27:52
  SPEAKER_01: When you're down in the dumps and you need something to bring you on.
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_01: There's only one drink going to do it for you, people.
• 28:06
  SPEAKER_01: I can't hear you.
• 28:10
  SPEAKER_02: I can't hear you.
• 28:17
  SPEAKER_02: This really is a funny segment just because it's the same every time.
• 28:21
  SPEAKER_03: And it's just year after year after year.
• 28:25
  SPEAKER_03: This is the best.
• 28:26
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you so much, Wheeze.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_03: And this is for the Kiss Freaks because this is Australia 2001.
• 28:32
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, good.
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_02: They were probably at this show.
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_02: Probably.
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_00: Never, ever, ever drink and drive.
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_00: Never do it.
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_00: That being said, if you're going to drink, you have somebody else drive or stay where you are.
• 28:56
  SPEAKER_00: I think I need something to bring you up.
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_00: Only one drink gonna do it for you.
• 29:04
  What?
• 29:07
  I can't hear you.
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_01: I can't hear you.
• 29:10
  Oh, shit.
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_02: Jeez.
• 29:15
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 29:17
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• 29:56
  SPEAKER_03: Now here's Tokyo, Japan, 2003, two years later.
• 29:58
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 30:08
  SPEAKER_01: And it needs something to bring you up!
• 30:54
  SPEAKER_03: Well, that was a little bit different.
• 30:56
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, a little variation, but still the same words.
• 30:58
  SPEAKER_03: But he didn't get into the hole.
• 30:59
  SPEAKER_03: I can't hear you.
• 31:00
  SPEAKER_03: I can't hear you.
• 31:02
  SPEAKER_03: First time in 30 years, he skipped that part.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 31:05
  SPEAKER_03: So here's Dallas in 2004.
• 31:06
  SPEAKER_03: This is the show I have.
• 31:10
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 31:13
  SPEAKER_01: Everybody feel pretty good?
• 31:17
  SPEAKER_01: Now, Dallas,
• 31:21
  SPEAKER_01: I can hear
• 31:27
  you!
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, we got one for you now.
• 31:33
  SPEAKER_01: How many people have kissed alive?
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_01: Here's a song on that one says,
• 31:45
  SPEAKER_01: when you're down in the dumps
• 31:47
  SPEAKER_00: and you need something to bring you up.
• 31:57
  There's only one drink going to do it for you, but I'll tell you something.
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_00: If y'all going to be drinking, don't you be driving.
• 32:06
  SPEAKER_00: We want to see you coming back to see us again.
• 32:09
  SPEAKER_00: Can we come back and see you again?
• 32:18
  SPEAKER_00: When you're down in the dumps, ain't nothing gonna bring you up like
• 32:24
  coaching.
• 32:32
  SPEAKER_03: And then one last one.
• 32:34
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 32:35
  SPEAKER_03: Helsinki, Finland, 08.
• 32:37
  SPEAKER_03: All right, last year.
• 32:38
  SPEAKER_03: Just last year.
• 32:39
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 32:42
  SPEAKER_00: Got a song for you now.
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_00: This one's about alcohol.
• 32:48
  SPEAKER_00: I know about Finland and alcohol.
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_00: I want to tell you, if you're going to drink, don't drive.
• 32:58
  SPEAKER_00: Don't drive your car.
• 33:00
  SPEAKER_00: Stay home.
• 33:02
  SPEAKER_00: Don't drink too much too often because we want to come back and
• 33:08
  SPEAKER_01: see you and we love you.
• 33:18
  SPEAKER_01: This song is called Couch It!
• 33:28
  SPEAKER_03: This has been a public service announcement by Uncle Paul Stanley.
• 33:33
  SPEAKER_02: You can hear at the end of that one.
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_02: That the band wasn't ready.
• 33:37
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_02: Because he didn't do the setup.
• 33:40
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 33:40
  SPEAKER_02: Let's play it again and just listen.
• 33:42
  SPEAKER_02: He goes, cold gin.
• 33:43
  SPEAKER_02: And there's like a pause and then they just start because they're not ready.
• 33:47
  SPEAKER_03: They're just like, oh, wait a minute.
• 33:50
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, this isn't what we've heard for 35 years.
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_03: Let's jump on board here because we're used to you and your long intro.
• 33:57
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 33:59
  SPEAKER_03: So let's see what we play it again here.
• 34:01
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 34:02
  SPEAKER_00: Got a song for you now.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_00: This one's about alcohol.
• 34:09
  SPEAKER_00: I know about Finland and alcohol.
• 34:15
  SPEAKER_00: I want to tell you, if you're going to drink, don't drive.
• 34:19
  SPEAKER_00: Don't drive your car.
• 34:21
  SPEAKER_00: Stay home.
• 34:22
  SPEAKER_00: Don't drink too much too often because we want to come back and see
• 34:29
  SPEAKER_01: you and we love you.
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_01: This song is called Couch It!
• 34:50
  SPEAKER_02: Did you hear the pause?
• 34:51
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it wasn't quite ready.
• 34:53
  SPEAKER_02: They didn't know it was coming.
• 34:55
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 34:57
  SPEAKER_03: Too funny.
• 34:58
  SPEAKER_02: So there you go.
• 34:59
  SPEAKER_02: Weezy gets an A-plus for pulling that segment together.
• 35:02
  SPEAKER_03: I pulled all those down.
• 35:04
  SPEAKER_02: That shit had to take
• 35:05
  SPEAKER_03: some time.
• 35:06
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, sure.
• 35:19
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