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FULL SHOW: Bird Special · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks to Craveworthy Street Food.
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  Speaker 1: Freshly made with Reburger. Welcome to the Hauraki Big Show.
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  Speaker 3: Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Oh, g'day you mad bastards.
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  Speaker 3: Great to have you company this beautiful Tuesday afternoon. It
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  Speaker 3: is the 8th of September, 2026. And you, my friends,
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  Speaker 3: as always... Listening to The Big Show, brought to you
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  Speaker 3: by Reburger.
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  Speaker 4: Beef, chicken, vegan and vegetarian options available. Reburger, redefining the norm.
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  Speaker 5: Reburger.
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  Speaker 1: Mogey, mogey, mogey.
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  Speaker 3: You old stallion. You massive stud. How's life?
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  Speaker 1: Going pretty grouse, I've got to say. You mad dog,
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  Speaker 1: you perverted son of a bee. You weird bastard.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 1: Beautiful day today.
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  Speaker 6: Lovely.
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  Speaker 1: Another one of those days that makes you think that
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  Speaker 1: spring has sprung.
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  Speaker 5: I reckon.
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  Speaker 1: But we can't be fooled, Jase, because we know what happens.
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  Speaker 1: We get a couple of weeks of this, and then
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  Speaker 1: it's rubbish again.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So don't let it fool you. Enjoy it while it lasts.
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  Speaker 1: But it's going to turn, all right? Keezy, how are you, man?
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  Speaker 1: Really good, thanks, Mogi. Is that true, though?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, good as gold.
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  Speaker 4: Better than yesterday, slightly. Still not 100%, but I'm here.
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  Speaker 4: Got some red-hot content, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, good as hell. How are you today, Jase, you pervert?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm really good, actually, fellas. As Mogi said, beautiful day.
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  Speaker 3: I've been wandering the city. Had a nice lunch.
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  Speaker 1: Got your Google glasses on there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, totally, man. It's all good. It's all good. But
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  Speaker 3: I tell you what is going to be good. This
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  Speaker 3: is going to be a massive show. I can feel
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  Speaker 3: it in my bones.
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  Speaker 4: What's happening on The Big Show with old Mogi?
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  Speaker 1: Another day, another dollar, Jase. Yeah, man. Another opportunity to
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  Speaker 1: get yourself in the draw for Would You Rather. It's
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  Speaker 1: Waz or Kaz. You know what it's all about. Listen
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  Speaker 1: for the cue to call. Jump on 0800 Hauraki and
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  Speaker 1: you could be in the draw. You might even win it.
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  Speaker 1: You might take it away, Keezy.
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  Speaker 3: We don't know. Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Were you imagining it? I was imagining it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: How good, how good. Also going to have a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of a chat about Keezy's Pigeon.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Keezy's Pigeon. Keezy on all wings looking over his beak
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  Speaker 1: with me, Keezy. Shocking bass.
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  Speaker 4: 100% had another race over the weekend, fellas.
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  Speaker 3: And it was a big one, wasn't it? It was
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  Speaker 3: a huge one. 7,000 kilometres.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. 480, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: All right.
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  Speaker 1: So we'll update you on that later on. But not
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  Speaker 1: only that, old Keezy over here, he's found a hot
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  Speaker 1: piece of news.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Keezy's found a hot piece of news.
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  Speaker 3: Your hot content.
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  Speaker 1: It's called Keezy's Hot Piece of News with me, Sicko.
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  Speaker 1: So looking forward to that, Keezy. It's about a lion,
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  Speaker 1: is that right? It's about two lions. Wow. How good. Double.
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  Speaker 3: Here's Incubus.
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  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, indeed.
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  Speaker 3: Rage against a machine there on the Hauraki Big Show
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  Speaker 3: this Tuesday afternoon, 12 minutes past 4 o'clock in a
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  Speaker 3: new segment on the big show, Keezy's Hot Take.
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  Speaker 5: Cheesy's hot piece of content with me, Sicko.
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  Speaker 1: I'm fired up about this. Honestly, we've been working in
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  Speaker 1: the background for months to get this off the ground.
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  Speaker 3: It's been, it's finally, what an occasion to finally see
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  Speaker 3: it born. Can you play that sting again, Cheesy?
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  Speaker 1: No, just one more time.
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  Speaker 3: Please. Fine, I will.
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  Speaker 5: Cheesy's hot piece of content with me, Sicko.
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  Speaker 3: Good stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Pugs is absolutely cracking himself up at the B-Studio there.
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  Speaker 4: Because he obviously made that within the last 30 seconds,
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  Speaker 4: just got it in in time. And I've played it
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  Speaker 4: on the radio there without knowing.
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  Speaker 1: It's great stuff. Yeah, it's really good.
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  Speaker 4: This is my new segment, Keezy's Hot Take. Do we
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  Speaker 4: call you sicko during this? Nah, it's all Gmail. I
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  Speaker 4: think we just pretend like it's Keezy's News.
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  Speaker 3: Right, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, in Wellington City there, you familiar with it?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: They're budgeting almost $ 14 million over the next two years
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  Speaker 4: so that the old zoo down there can upgrade its
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  Speaker 4: lion enclosure. We've got a couple of lions down there,
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  Speaker 4: Jelani and Siddiqui. They're from the Copenhagen Zoo. They moved
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  Speaker 4: over five years ago. But $ 14 million to revamp the
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  Speaker 4: lion enclosure.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 4: And it's like, surely we could do it for cheaper.
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  Speaker 1: $ 14 million.
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  Speaker 4: It already has a lion enclosure. They just want to, like,
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  Speaker 4: spruce it up a wee bit.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So it's like, you know, surely the, like. That's the
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  Speaker 4: quote they've been given, 14 mil. I get the feeling,
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  Speaker 4: you know, because whenever people are handing out quotes to
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  Speaker 4: the council and that, they always add a little bit
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  Speaker 4: of mustard.
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  Speaker 1: On top because it's the council.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We could probably do it for cheaper than that. 100%
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  Speaker 1: you can.
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  Speaker 3: It's great stuff, Gizzy. It's great stuff. Well, look, I
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  Speaker 3: reckon we could. And what you need to do, first
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  Speaker 3: and foremost, if you want to sort of zhuzh your
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  Speaker 3: place up a bit, give it a new look, pot plants.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, a few pot plants, absolutely. But I think that's
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  Speaker 1: probably more than they deserve. For me, you probably don't
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  Speaker 1: know this about lions there, Keezy, but they're scared of lines.
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  Speaker 1: So all you actually have to do is if you
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  Speaker 1: paint a line on the ground, they are too scared
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  Speaker 1: to cross it. They've got sort of a mental block
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  Speaker 1: around it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, lions.
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  Speaker 1: Lions are scared of lines.
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  Speaker 5: Lions.
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  Speaker 1: Straight up. Isn't that weird? It's unbelievable. One of life's
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  Speaker 1: great mysteries. So that's all you actually need. So we
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  Speaker 1: could do that for 8 to 10 mil.
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  Speaker 3: I think so.
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  Speaker 1: Right, so we take the existing enclosure. Knock it down.
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  Speaker 1: Demolish it. Demolish it. Concrete it? Actually, I'd leave it
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  Speaker 1: there and I'd chuck, I don't know, what are you,
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  Speaker 1: penguins or some shit? I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Chuck a couple of penguins in there.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 1: That way, because if you start getting into demolition, it's pricey. Yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 1: That comes out of our cream, you know?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, because you've got to then dispose of it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It costs a fortune.
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  Speaker 1: Or you could take that and you could put that
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  Speaker 1: in with all the seals in the water, all the concrete.
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  Speaker 4: Just dump it in the water with the seal enclosure.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know they had a seal enclosure.
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  Speaker 3: So paint some lines. Some pot plants.
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  Speaker 1: Put some penguins in there.
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  Speaker 3: Some penguins.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I put a couple of meerkats in there as well.
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  Speaker 3: And you know what? And I would be tempted, Moge,
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  Speaker 3: it's going to blow out the cost a bit, a
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  Speaker 3: scratching post.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: When we were growing up, our next door neighbours, they
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  Speaker 1: had a big cat. That loved a scratching post.
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  Speaker 4: When you say a big cat, do you mean like
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  Speaker 4: one of the big cats, like a lion or a
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  Speaker 4: tiger or just a large cat?
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  Speaker 1: No, just a big cat.
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  Speaker 3: It was just an obese cat, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a really fat cat. Big bastard.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: All right, well, look, to be honest, I'm keen to
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  Speaker 4: put together a quote here and send it off to them.
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  Speaker 4: So if anyone listening can think of anything, 3483, what
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  Speaker 4: do lions need in their enclosure?
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  Speaker 1: Every text in the draw for 50 bucks, Reburger.
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  Speaker 3: Litter box.
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  Speaker 1: A litter box, that's good, Jase. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Like a sand pit or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: 100%.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: A little.
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  Speaker 1: Chew toy.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: A little chew toy. Chew toy, okay. Yeah, like a
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  Speaker 1: dog or something.
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  Speaker 3: Here's Food Fighters.
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  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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  Speaker 3: Radiohead there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
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  Speaker 3: The time is 25 minutes past 4 o'clock. And in
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  Speaker 3: Keezy news at Wellington Zoo, they've been given a $ 14
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  Speaker 3: million budget to upgrade the lion enclosure. And the fellas
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  Speaker 3: reckon we can do it for cheaper.
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  Speaker 1: What's on the news? With me, Keezy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Good to have the old sting back. That's right, Chase.
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  Speaker 4: So people are texting in on 3483, because if we
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  Speaker 4: put together a quote, we come in under $ 14 million,
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  Speaker 4: the Wellington City Council will go for us.
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  Speaker 3: I definitely think we can do it for 13 mil.
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  Speaker 4: Because a lot of great texts are coming in on 3483,
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  Speaker 4: keep them coming, and everyone's in the draw for a
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  Speaker 4: $ 50 Reburger voucher. I've managed to find a pamphlet for
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  Speaker 4: if you are opening a lion enclosure.
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  Speaker 3: Right, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Which is an interesting pamphlet.
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  Speaker 4: It says here it needs to be as large as possible,
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  Speaker 4: a minimum of 37 square metres per lion.
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  Speaker 5: Bullshit.
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  Speaker 4: And then add 50% more space for each additional lion.
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  Speaker 3: That's huge. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: This here disagrees with the statement you made, Mogi, which
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  Speaker 4: is that lions are afraid of lines.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So you don't need a fence, you just paint a
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  Speaker 1: line on the ground that won't go outside.
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  Speaker 4: It says here it needs to be at least 3.5
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  Speaker 4: metres high, fence-wise, with either a roof or an inward-facing
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  Speaker 4: one-metre overhang to stop the lions getting out.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, look, I mean, they're always going to say that,
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  Speaker 1: aren't they? Because it just requires, you know, sort of
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  Speaker 1: more things to be done that aren't really necessary, but
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  Speaker 1: it sort of keeps people in work. So I can
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  Speaker 1: understand it. But we used to do it all the time.
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  Speaker 1: You have the line painted there. And whenever the lion
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  Speaker 1: came up to the line, they had that collar on,
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  Speaker 1: you know, one of those.
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  Speaker 3: Electric shock collars. Shock collar, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And they only have to wear it for a limited
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  Speaker 1: amount of time. And then you can take the collar off,
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  Speaker 1: put it on the next lion. And then they've learned
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  Speaker 1: that they don't want to go anywhere near that line.
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  Speaker 6: They don't want to cross the line, if you will, Keezy.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Now, what you call that, Keezy, is learned behaviour.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if people want to come along and
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  Speaker 4: see people electrocuting lions.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, no, you do that in private. And then by
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  Speaker 1: the time you let people in. in to see it,
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  Speaker 1: they're already all trained up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're already broken down and this sort of thing.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: They're just broken as animals.
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  Speaker 1: Which is great, right?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, you don't want them going crazy, do you?
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  Speaker 1: Because there's nothing to hold them back. If they go crazy,
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  Speaker 1: there's only a lion there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right.
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  Speaker 1: There's not enough, so you don't want them going nuts.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It says here the flooring, because we were going to
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  Speaker 4: just concrete it almost and just paint. It says here
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  Speaker 4: natural dirt or planted ground is preferred.
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  Speaker 1: Preferred, sure. I mean, we'd all love some nice dirt
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  Speaker 1: and some nice grass.
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  Speaker 3: Look, I'm happy to chuck a couple of sacks of,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, bark or something down.
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  Speaker 1: Blood and bone.
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  Speaker 3: Pardon?
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  Speaker 1: Blood and bone.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, a bit of blood and bone.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that for planting stuff? Yeah. Cheap as chips. It's
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  Speaker 1: all about margins here, Keezy. I feel like there's a
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  Speaker 1: bit of resistance here, but we've got to get this
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  Speaker 1: quote down.
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  Speaker 4: I know, totally, but I just feel like it's all
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  Speaker 4: about coming in under budget, but also people coming along
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  Speaker 4: to see a couple of lions with their spirits broken
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  Speaker 4: with two sacks of bark on the ground.
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  Speaker 1: That's not as good. For who? Not as good for who?
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  Speaker 1: For the viewer. Yeah. The audience member there. That's a
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  Speaker 1: separate thing. We're the contractors building the enclosure. We're not
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  Speaker 1: the ones in charge of the entertainment.
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  Speaker 3: Right, okay.
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  Speaker 1: They've got to get better lines.
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  Speaker 3: That's on the lines. You know what I mean? We
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  Speaker 3: can't dictate how they behave.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's right. Unless you've got a cold.
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  Speaker 3: And I mean, if they're going to be sad sacks,
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  Speaker 3: then so be it.
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  Speaker 1: It's not our problem. And they will be because they're
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  Speaker 1: in Wellington.
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  Speaker 3: They'll be miserable. You know, pooing on bark.
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  Speaker 1: They've come all the way from South Africa, gutted.
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  Speaker 4: Fresh drinking water must be available.
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  Speaker 1: 100%. We're not barbarians.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: Put a little water fountain in there for them.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, a water cooler or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: What, like an office one? Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Feeding, a meat-based diet is required. Whole prey items where possible,
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  Speaker 4: including the skin and the bones.
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  Speaker 1: But now you're getting into, it's got nothing to do
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  Speaker 1: with us. We're building the enclosure. We're not feeding them.
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  Speaker 1: I don't work at the zoo.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Now I'm working at the zoo. I've got no interest. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: now fair enough.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, someone's got a question here about the lions being
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  Speaker 4: afraid of lions.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Why do they like eating zebra? Well, that's a
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  Speaker 1: vertical line. That's a standing up line.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: These lines I'm talking about, they're on the ground. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: They're terrified of the horizontal line. The vertical line drives
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  Speaker 1: them insane. They get murderous.
• 12:22
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• 12:23
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, baby.
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  Speaker 3: We need your help, New Zealand. What kind of beer
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  Speaker 3: is it, Keezy? I can't remember. Hazy.
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  Speaker 1: Tropical hazy pale ale.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, nice.
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  Speaker 1: It's got all the fruits in it, doesn't it, Keezy?
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  Speaker 3: A bit of pineapple.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 12:49
  Speaker 3: A bit of kiwi fruit.
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  Speaker 1: Tomato. Persimmon. Pumpkin.
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• 13:01
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• 13:21
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, Dunedin is cold. You know, we're going to
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• 13:34
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like that one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So a lot of good suggestions. Keep
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  Speaker 3: G'day, Geordie, you mad bastard. How's life? Hey, how's it going, mate? Yeah, good, thanks, mate.
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  Speaker 3: You having a good day, Geordie?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been a splendid day, eh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Splendid.
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  Speaker 1: Good on you, mate. Thanks for asking, man. Pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: Have you got a name for us?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I was going to run this for you.
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  Speaker 1: Keezy Steam running on one leg with me, Keezy. Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like it. I like it.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: Of course you do. Running on one leg.
• 14:15
  Speaker 4: Is that because I got injured over a year ago there, Geordie?
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: I might have had something to do with that.
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's the thing. That's good, man. That's top
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: two for me.
• 14:23
  Speaker 6: Is it?
• 14:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: I'm real surprised.
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: So far.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: Good on you, Geordie.
• 14:26
  Speaker 4: You've got yourself an Emerson's hoodie, mate. You hold the line,
• 14:28
  Speaker 4: all right?
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: So easy, champ. Brilliant.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: Good on you, mate. Jeez, people have got a great imagination.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: What was it again? Keezy pissed up on one leg? Yeah,
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: Keezy pissed up on one leg. Yeah, that's the one, yeah.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: And they have great memories, too.
• 14:40
  Speaker 5: They do.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: That was over a year ago now.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: They don't let you forget, do they?
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: No, they certainly don't. G'day, Adam, you mad bastard.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: How's life?
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: You're not bad, you tell boys? Yeah, good for you, mate.
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: How's a beautiful welly today?
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, mate, sun's out and you can't beat Wellington on
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: a good day, eh? Bloody oats, mate. Bloody oats. If
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: you go anywhere else on a good day. Yeah, pretty
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: much anywhere else. Anywhere.
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: I mean, anywhere. Adam, have you got a name for us, mate?
• 15:11
  Speaker 4: I sure do.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: I reckon it should be Big Beer or Big Boys.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: I like that.
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: Big beer for big boys.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, put it on a big black 440ml can.
• 15:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: Do like the number four.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: Do it in your Howard Acker yellow.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: Get that beer down my gut.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: Big beer for big boys. I like it. I do
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: like it. It's good shit, mate. You hold the line.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: You've got yourself an Emerson's hoodie as well, mate.
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: Awesome.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: Appreciate it, boys. No worries, man. I love you, man.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: You have a good one. I love you, too.
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: I've got to say, my favorite is still the Three
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: Honkers Hazy.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: That's pretty good.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: What about Keezy's one there?
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was good, too. It's up there.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: No shit.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: Three Men and a Little Hazy, Honker Stonker, Pigeon Chris
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: Hazy Vision, Jizzbots Jungle Juice. Birdshit Hazy.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Birdshit Hazy has got a ring to it.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it does.
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: Come drink with the Phils. So lots of great suggestions
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: coming through. Keep them coming.
• 16:08
  Speaker 6: 3483.
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: We've got more Emerson's hoodies to flick out. And don't forget,
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: if you want to head along to the... Dunedin Beer Festival, dunedinbeerfestival.co.nz.
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: Not only will there be over 75 beer food and
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: beverage vendors, Shapeshifter will be there, Troy King, Red Fountain
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: Park Road as well.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: It's going to be great.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: It's going to be awesome, man. Hey, here's Nirvana.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: Queens of the Stone Age there on the Hauraki Big
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is 4.51. Fellas, let's
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: talk TV. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue. Yeah!
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Hello. Fellas. Last night I watched the final episode in
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: the third season of the show called Alone. Yeah. Alone.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Alone is a story about you take ten people and
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: you throw them in the wilderness. In this case it's Tasmania,
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: which is in Australia. Is it?
• 17:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, Tassie. The old Tassie there. And it was bloody
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: good right from the start. Obviously, it's cold, and you
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: have to build your own shelter. You have to find
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: your own food. You've got very limited resources. You've got
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: about 70 kilos, apparently, worth of camera gear. You've got
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: to film yourself the whole time, which would get really
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: bloody annoying.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, be a massive boy. Can you imagine me?
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: No footage available. Anyway, at the start of it, there
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: was a couple of fellas that I really liked. One
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: was a guy called Maza, who was an Australian... Fiala there,
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: he was a bushman, he was described as Keezy and
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: he used to be go around and cull kangaroos was
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: one of the things he'd done in his life and
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: then the other, he was 63 the oldest contestant they've
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: ever had on alone and the other guy I really
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: liked was a guy called Shea who was a possum
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: trapper from New Zealand worked in the Uruweras apparently, yes,
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: from the time he was 16 he went up into
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: the bush and just for four years just went and
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: trapped possums by himself excuse me um anyway we finally
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: got to the end of it last night and it
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: got down to um three people and these guys were
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: two of the two of the final three um and
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: i'm bloody thrilled with the result it is a hell
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: of a show it is absolute five buzzies out of
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: a possible five um the things that people can do
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: is just it's a really inspiring thing i watched it
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: with my daughter she loved it um I had tears
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: of joy and tears of sadness in that final episode.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: That's how good it was. Absolutely amazing. Brilliant, brilliant show.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: You've seen it, Jase.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Alone, TVNZ +.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: I give it five buzzies too. It's one of those
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: shows that it becomes addictive very quickly. I loved it.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: Five buzzies.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, five buzzies. Get into it. This is, as I say,
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: season three. They're in Tasmania. I won't spoil it, but jeez, God,
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: just brilliant television. Yes. Brilliant.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: Shea, I think the Kiwi fella, is one of the
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: most likeable men you'll ever see on television.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: He is one of the greatest New Zealanders and human
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: beings to ever walk this earth of ours. Yes. Unshakable,
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: keeps his sense of humour, low-key, deadpan.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Incredibly highly skilled, tenacious.
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Just a never-give-up attitude. You're going to have to drag
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: me out of here. Just everything you want to be
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: in a person, this guy is. He's completely understated, no
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: vanity about him. If anything, hates the spotlight, very modest.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: I can't speak highly enough of that bloke or that show.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Just incredible.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Fellas, I had a very lazy TV night last night.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: so we watched one of those sort of murder documentaries
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: where the husband's a piece of shit, basically murders his wife,
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: steals all her money, and then you find out he
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: did that to his previous wife as well. So, you know,
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: just your normal kind of doco viewing. I give it
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: 2.5 pussies out of 5. What was it called? I
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Where did you watch it? Sounds like Netflix.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was Netflix. It was Netflix.
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: Watch the season finale of the first season of Our
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: Age is Fortune.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Great finale. Great show. Yes.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: I won't bang on about too much, though, but highly recommend.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: How many buzzies?
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: I've been giving it like 4.2 buzzies the whole time.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: That finale, I was expecting a five-buzzy finale. It was
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: about a four-and-a-half-buzzy finale.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: That's pretty good.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: Because one of the things I predicted, I was like, oh,
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: I reckon this, this, and this is going to happen.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: It didn't, so I was surprised, which is always good.
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Really love the characters. Love Grandad.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: Because they've got the Grandad living with them, and he
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: sort of goes in and out of having dementia and
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: things aren't real, but he's still very onto it in
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: certain spaces.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: I like all the characters, and my wife has got
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: an interesting new crush from the show as well.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, good. But maybe we can talk about that later.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: My wife had a crush on that show as well.
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: And then she married him.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, because you were in that show, eh?
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: Hi. Coming up after 5 o'clock, we have a bit
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: of a pigeon update.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: Also, fellas, I'm a little bit worried about my career,
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: and I need your advice on some stuff.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: You got it, man.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope your Tuesday's going along tickety-boo.
• 21:28
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• 21:45
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• 21:47
  Speaker 4: Hey fellas, exciting news. RE, the Warriors, tickets went on
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: sale today for the home final.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: Wow. 12pm.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Bloody hard to get tickets it was.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: Tell me about it.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: But if you missed out, Tomorrow on the show, we're going.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: To have something to give away.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: What?
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: Okay, so just listen to the old big show there.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Get ready to call 0800 HODAR.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: I was on my phone all Arvo, just effing and jeffing. Man,
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: just so far down the queue, I couldn't believe it.
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: All Arvo?
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: All Arvo, man. I still haven't got any tickets.
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: It's just crap, man. Did you get tickets, Moggy? Yeah,
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: I got heaps. I got heaps of tickets. I put
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: mine in the bin, most of them.
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: So you printed them out and put them in the,
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: but you still got them though.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. I'm not going to use them.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go down to a local pub. Yeah, right.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: And watch it so I can sort of F and
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Jeff a bit. I just want to be able, the
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: trouble I find when you're at the stadium is if
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: things aren't going your way, you can't throw the chairs around.
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Because they're bolted down to the concrete. So I want
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: to be in a pub where I can pick up
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: a chair and throw it against the wall or smash
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: a TV or whatever.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fair enough. That's why you want to get in
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: the corporate boxes, Mogi.
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: Oh, 100%.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Because they've got undetached chairs.
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Detached chairs.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, detached, I mean.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Not unattached.
• 23:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Unattached. They're just chairs. They've just got chairs. They've got
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: chairs here.
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good stuff. Chairs.
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: Here's Sheehan.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: Yes, indeed. Head like a hole on the Hauraki Big
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is 13 minutes past
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: 5 o'clock. And, fellas, I've got a few concerns. And
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: I'm hoping that, you know, you guys being my buds,
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: my buddies, you might be able to reassure me because...
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: I'm worried that my star is fading.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Is it waning?
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, waning. It's probably a better word, Mogie.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: What do you mean by that?
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: Well, you know, there's a lot of people out there, obviously,
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: that look upon me as a bit of a legend.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: You know, top radio DJ, massively successful actor.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Award winning.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: Award winning.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, really? That's Mogie. That's Mogie, sorry.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that was Mogie. I'm sure I probably have
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: won an award, but I don't, you know, pay attention
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: to that sort of stuff. You know what I mean?
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: Top quality voice artist. But something happened just recently that
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: really shook me to my core. Now, you'll be aware
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: of the fact that I've been on a very, very
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: popular television show called Brokenwood.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, the Brokenwood Mysteries.
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 24:22
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: As a regular sort of ongoing character.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: Ray.
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: Ray.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Rayness. Rayness. Is it Rayness or Ray? It's first name Ray,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: last name Ness. Oh, Rayness.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: It's just Ray.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Well, he's got to have a last name. Surely it's Reynis.
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: You know, and I've been on every series, and I
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: think it's up to series 14 now. And when they
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: do the series, they release the cast list, right? And
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: by every name, there's a number. So your primary character
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: in any show, the star of the show, if you like,
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: is generally number one or two on the cast list.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: He or she.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: Right, okay.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: So the main fella there, the curly-haired dude.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Or woman.
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: I'm talking about Broken Wood Mysteries.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Would be the main, the curly head guy. He'd be
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: number one. Yes.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: And then the woman he solves all the crimes with.
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: Kirsten.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: She'd be number two.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, number two.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: And then Hoity J, you should be like top 10
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: at least, I'm thinking.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: Well, I used to be. This is where my concern is.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: And it's not really a ranking. It's just sort of
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: how popular you are and how often you sort of
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: turn up in the series. Yeah, it's just a ranking. Yeah,
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: it's kind of a ranking.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Like a talent ranking. It's 100% a ranking.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: Ray Nuss.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Ray Nuss. So it is Ray Nuss.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: Was always ranked 10.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, number 10.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Number 10.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Top 10.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: On the cast list. Now, I'm about to be filming
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: another episode in the new series. And they've released the
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: cast list. And Ray.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: What's his last name?
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: Nuss.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: Is now, and I kid you not, 54.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Years old?
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: No, 54 on the list. I used to be 10.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Hang on.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: So because I watched, well, admittedly, I half watched an
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: episode that was centered around.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: Have you still not finished?
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: What does that tell you about it? Keezy didn't even
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: finish that episode.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, come on, man.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: I can't bring myself to do it.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: But so I watched an episode that's centered around Reynos.
• 26:25
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: And it was Reynos' sister. What's her name?
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: Tracy Nuss.
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: So it's centered around Tracy Nuss being caught up in
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: a murder and it happened on Reynolds' premises of his
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: Italian restaurant, right? Yes. In that episode, there would have
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: been maximum 15 characters.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Maximum.
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: How are you 54th?
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: Well, that's my question. I mean, you guys can be
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: brutally honest with me. Have I reached that point now
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: where they're sort of shoving me out? Moki, you'd have
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: a bit of... insight into this.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Well, I know how you're getting down to number four because,
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: of course, there's six different episodes probably. Is that what
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: they're doing?
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Six different episodes. Every single episode has got a different
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: murderer because it's Murder of the Week. So all of
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: those murderers will be ahead of you because, you know,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: they've got a... I thought it was per episode. No,
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: it's not per episode. And so that's how you will
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: find yourself so far down. And the reason for that
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: as well is normally they would want more involvement for you,
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: as you say, a beloved actor... Ray Norris. Ray Norris,
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: recognised from shows like... Wellington Parish. Oh, he was in that. Yeah,
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: two episodes of that. Seven Periods with Mr. Gormsby, Outrageous Fortune,
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Young Hercules. Yeah, he has a lot of stuff. I mean,
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: the list goes on and on and on. Yeah, yeah,
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: it does. It really does. And we've been with you now, Jase,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: doing this show for five years. Every time you go there,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: all you do is complain. Yeah. And I've talked to
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: your co-stars, and they say, oh, do you work with
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Hoare J? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Does he only complain when
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: he's at work with you? Because that's all he does
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: when he's on set with us.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: It's always... Is that what I do with it?
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's just gotten to the point where they're sort
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: of read between the lines and they thought, you know what,
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Jase doesn't want to tell us this. But maybe Ray
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Nass isn't a character that he feels a great affinity
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: for anymore. Maybe Ray Nass....
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: Needs to be put out in the back paddock. Maybe
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: he's too much of a pain in the actual anus.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Well, even the woman that
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: plays my mum in the show.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: What's her name?
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: Deidre Nuss.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: What about her?
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: She's ranked higher than me now. She's only appeared once.
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, right.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Bloody outrageous.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: I'm sure it's nothing to worry about, Jase.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Here's some Weezer.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at four on Radio Hodaki.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Tune. Velvet Revolver there on the Hodaki Big Show this
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: Tuesday afternoon, 25 minutes past five o'clock.
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: Fellas, still to come on the show, a chance to
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: get yourself in the draw to go to either Bathurst
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: or the grand final.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: Would you rather?
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: Listen out for that cue to call it. We'll be
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: playing soonish. And when you hear it, 0800 HODAKI. But
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: if you want to get a head start on tomorrow
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: and know exactly when those are going to play, your
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: best bet is to join the great New Zealanders club.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: Head to hodaki.co.nz and sign up there. It has the times,
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: the exact times of those cuticles tomorrow and Brekkie and our.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Show as well.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: How good.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: So good. Fellas, I'm going to go ahead and say
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: that spring has sprung.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, man.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Okay. It's getting a little bit lighter. I don't know
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: if you've noticed that. A little bit lighter, a little
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: bit warmer.
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: Certainly.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: I've noticed it, Mokey, for sure.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: But the big tell for me is the birds have
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: started birding around my house. They wake me up at
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: around about 4 a.m. at the moment. They're going for
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: it at the moment. And they are just chitting and chatting.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: You know, they are stoked at the change of the weather.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: They're letting each other know. They're letting other birds know,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: probably 5, 10 k's away, that they're awake.
• 30:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: What a day.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: It's beautiful out. To wit, to woo.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Another day, another dollar.
• 30:17
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Is that what they're saying?
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Another day, another dollar. And I'm just wondering, you know,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: what are they jabbering about?
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: The birds.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: The birds.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: I mean, what's so important that you've got to be
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: up at 4 o'clock in the morning running your goddamn
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: yap while old Mogi's trying to get some Z's in?
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: Do you think that birds have erotic dreams? Because this
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: is what it's like in my household. When I wake up,
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: I've always had a pretty erotic dream. And the first
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: thing I do is talk to my wife about my
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: amazing erotic dream.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: At 4 a.m.? At 4 a.m., sometimes 3. Well, it's
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: interesting you say that because they do. That's what bird
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: behaviorists think. That's what's going on is they're waking up
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: and they're saying, especially the males, this is my territory
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: just so you know I'm still here. And, hey, ladies,
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: if you're keen, I've got a pretty sick nest over
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: here if you want to come and have a gaze
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: at it. Is that what they're saying? That's what they're saying.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: You want to come and hang out on my branch.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Pretty intense. Yeah, right. I'm just wondering, though, you know.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: It's a little bit selfish. And maybe, you know, they
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: could just delay that chitter-chatter. Is there anything that can't
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: wait till about 7, 7.30? What's the rush? Until you've
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: gone to work, man. Until I've gone to work, mate.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: And then go for it. Thank you. Yes.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: Well, I was staying at an Airbnb a few weeks
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: back on Waiheke Island there, and they had.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: A fake hawk.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah?
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: A fake hawk with wings that flapped around. It was
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: like a mechanical hawk thing on a big post.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: That didn't seem to work. Pigeons everywhere, to be honest.
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: But you could look into that.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: It just sounds like it's throwing more fuel on the fire,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: to be honest with you, because I would have thought
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: that if you dressed up some kind of a freak
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: hawk with rotating legs and wings, all the birds are
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: going to say to each other, come and check this
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: bastard out. Clown out. Yeah, yeah.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: What about a scarecrow? I used to do a bit
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: of scarecrow work back in the day.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: That's right. You did do a bit of scarecrow work,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: and that was until they worked out that you could
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: just use a couple of sticks and a jersey, wasn't it?
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Look, maybe that would work, but to me it's
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: a deeper problem that birds have got, and I sort
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: of feel like culling.
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: Well, what about– before we move to culling– It's a
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: territory thing, right?
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: Why don't you get up there? Why don't I get
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: my own nest? Get up there, set up a giant nest.
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: Just one night is all it takes. Set up a
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: big nest in the tree there and then wake up
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: first thing and just let them know who's boss.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Do you know what would really get those male birds good, Keezy?
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: What's that, man? So if I went up there, imagine that.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: I've got a couple of loaves like old Keezy at
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: a sausage fest, if you can picture that, man. Loaves
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: of bread, yeah. And I'm in my big nest up there.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: I've built it on top of my roof and I'm
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: just throwing out Throwing out the bread. Throwing out the bread.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: And all the lady birds, female birds, are just coming
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: and hanging out with old Mogi. Right, okay. Right?
• 33:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: And then all the male birds are like, oh, this
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: is a waste of time right here. Look at that.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Look at that sicko. Look at that good looking fella.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: He's got bread to burn. What do you think? He's
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: got a huge impressive beak as well. We can't compete
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: with that.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: I like it.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, New Zealand. Waz or cars? You decide. Bathurst
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: or the NRL Grand Final?
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: Two amazing packages as well. It includes flights. It includes hotels.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: Everything taken care of thanks to boystrip.co.nz, including a couple
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: of shuttles out to Mount Panorama, both Saturday and Sunday
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: if you choose Bathurst. Or if you choose the grand final,
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: you get to go to the Renwick races on the Saturday.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: Then on the Sunday, a boat cruise to the grand final.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: Hell bloody good.
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: Amazing.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Get it in you. Absolutely amazing, fellas.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: Let's go to the phone lines. G'day, Hayley. How's life?
• 34:14
  Speaker 6: Good, thanks.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: And you?
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good, thanks. Can't complain. Thanks for asking. Tell me, Hayley,
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: what do you do for a crust?
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Uh, office manager.
• 34:25
  Speaker 6: Ah!
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Backbone! What kind of an office? You seem like you're
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: a little bit coy there, Hayley.
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: Uh, a doctor's surgery.
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, OK.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: You shouldn't have told us that. You need to be
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: a bit more discreet when it comes to working in
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: a doctor's surgery.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Shocking.
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: Hey, Hayley, do you like rugby league or do you
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: like supercars?
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: Definitely rugby league.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Of course, of course.
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: And Hayley, if you won this prize, who would you
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: take with you?
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: My husband. What's his name? Jeff. Jeff.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, he's a mad bastard. He's a mad dog. Especially
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: when he gets on the fire water.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Can he still actually go into Aussie? I don't know
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: if he can.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so. Hey, Hayley, good news. You're in
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: the draw, all right?
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Awesome. Thank you.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: No worries, mate. G'day, Logan, you mad bastard. How's life? Yeah, good.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Thanks. And yourselves?
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, can't complain, mate. Can't complain. What do you do
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: for a crust, Logan? I'm a flood restoration technician.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: Backbone.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: It sounds like there's a bit of a more pedestrian
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: name for that. Would I be right?
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: What is it, man?
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: Technician.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: A carpet technician.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: A carpet technician. Good stuff, Logan. Are you into the NRL, mate,
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: or are you thinking Bathurst?
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: I'm up NRL.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: Up the wall.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: Up the wall. Yeah, totally. Good on you, mate.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Bloody good stuff.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: What would you say the split would be so far, fellas?
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: Are we talking 80-20 for the NRL?
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: 70-30.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: 70-30, I think.
• 35:55
  Speaker 6: 70-30.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: 80-20.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Where'd you get that from?
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: I don't know, man.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: That's completely wrong.
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: That's off the top of my head. Hey, great news, Logan.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: You're in the draw. Stay on the line and Pugs
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: will sort you out, all right?
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Awesome.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: Good on you, mates.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Good on you, Logan. A couple of nice fellas there.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: A couple of backbones there. Well, one of them, of course,
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: was a woman. Not that it matters.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: Women are fellas as well, though.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, backbones, that's for sure. Everyone's a fella.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: I feel like.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: She didn't like being on the phone.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: No.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: She really wants to win the competition, but it's a
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: bit nerve-wracking, isn't it, talking to old Rayness. Yeah, it is.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Rayness off old Brokenwood there. Yeah, but I mean.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: She obviously freaked out because she gave away everyone's medical
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: details and stuff, you know, which is pretty shocking. Yeah,
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: she was freaking out.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Did she just randomly start blurting out? She was like www.medicalrecords.syphilis.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Is that what she said? Actually, if you're going to
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: yell out www.medicalrecords.syphilis. It's good stuff, fellas.
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: If you're going to read out a website, read out boystrip.co.nz, fellas,
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: and book your own trip. NRL Grand Final completely sold out. Bathurst, though,
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: still a few packages available there, boys.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff, mate. In the meantime, here's a bit
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: of Blink 182.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike, and Keezy. Tune
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: The exponents there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: Tuesday evening. The time is 5.47. We were chatting birds before, fellas.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: On that front, Keezy, how's Keezy on all wings looking
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: over his beak with me? Keezy had a big race
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: over the weekend. How'd he go?
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: Keezy on all wings looking over his beak with me.
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: Keezy.
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: Very confusing question if you've tuned in for the first
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: time just now.
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. This is my racing.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: Hey, welcome.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: This is my.
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: Racing pigeon racing down south there. Born and raised in Oamaru.
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: That's where it was hatched. And every single weekend, they
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: take it to a different location, and it flies back
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: to the coop.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: That's how it works, apparently. Yeah, man.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: So I think we've had one, two, three, four, five,
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: six races so far, fellas.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: First race, not good.
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: Finished in the 90s. Second race in the 70s or something.
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: And then it was starting to creep up.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: Got into the 30s twice, and we figured out it
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: loves the long distances.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: The weekend just gone. Longest distance so far. It was
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: Blenheim to Oamaru, 470 kilometres.
• 38:22
  Speaker 6: Woo!
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: Take a guess as to where Keezy on all wings
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: looking over his beak with me, Keezy.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Finished. First.
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: No. Second.
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: No.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Bird. Did you say bird?
• 38:36
  Speaker 6: Third. Oh, no.
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: Fourth.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, here's a hint. It was outside the top ten.
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: Eleven.
• 38:44
  Speaker 6: No.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: Twelve.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: 18th. Wow.
• 38:49
  Speaker 6: 18th.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Doesn't it get paid to 15th?
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it does.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: It does. So if you finish 15th, you get $ 100.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: 15th all the way up to, I think it's about
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: 4th or something, then it starts going up. Then if
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: you finish first, you get $ 1, 000.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: But the issue is that's the longest race. It's not
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: going to get longer than that. It clearly wants to
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: go for a further race. But it's not going to
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: do any better. You think it wants to, do you?
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: It wants to. It loves it.
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: You mentioned that after the race. I'd love to go
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: around one more time. Well, I don't know. We had
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: a chat to him on Friday. We did. I haven't
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: chatted to him since.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: But I'm kind of split because it's like it's not
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: going to do any better than that.
• 39:24
  Speaker 6: No.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: However, it did finish in the top 20.
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: So it seems cruel to be like, alright that's it
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: I'm done with this thing.
• 39:29
  Speaker 6: To eat it well I wasn't going to eat it
• 39:33
  Speaker 6: well I mean you don't want to just you can't
• 39:35
  Speaker 6: waste it waste it Keezy I mean you spent 400
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: bucks on the bloody thing.
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: Well I was thinking you just sort of let it
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: go let it go where You just sort of, you know,
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: get its nest out of the coop, put it on
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: the ground and say, oh, away you go.
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: What about putting it into stud?
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Oh. So what does that mean? That's a great idea.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: You just farm it out to, you know, for stud.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Right. So as in like a breeder.
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: But how do I get it? Like how am I
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: supposed to get the other pigeon breeders into it? Like, oh, hey,
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: do you want this pigeon who sucks?
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're going to have to dress it up a
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: bit more than that.
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: Like physically dress the pigeon up?
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you could do that.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: A little waistcoat?
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because those are in at the moment. A little
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: top hat? Yeah, those are in as well. It would
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: need a bit of rubber band underneath the chin. To
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: hold the hat on.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: Because top hats, they don't really fit. Not on a pigeon, though.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Not on a pigeon. Yeah, you've got to leave it
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: a little bit. A monocle. A monocle.
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: But that's tough with pigeons because they... Because they need
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: that to see where they're going.
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: Well, if you're going to go monocle, I would go
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: bow tie as well with the waistcoat.
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know if dressing the pigeon up
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: like the Monopoly guy is the way to, you know,
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: solve this issue.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: Probably need a cane as well.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: Yes, a cane. How's it going to hold a cane, Jase?
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: It's a pigeon for Christ's sake. I think you just
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: strap it to one of its legs.
• 41:01
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Well, we'll try that.
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: And then....
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: And see if you can put it out to stud. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: I mean, imagine if you're a female pigeon. You've got
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: all these pigeons that sort of walk through the door there.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Regular-looking pigeons. Standard-looking bastards there. And who should walk in
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: the door?
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: Keezy.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Keezy on all wings. Looking over his beak.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: With me, Keezy.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Looking like a real sharp son of a bee. How
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: much should I be charging?
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for his seed.
• 41:36
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: It's birdseed. Like, what, 20 bucks?
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: Huh?
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: $ 20? For a hoon?
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: Feels?
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: Feels?
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Here's Audioslip.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: Welcome back, you massive bank bones. Hope your Tuesday nights
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: are absolutely going off. You're listening to The Big Show,
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: by the way, brought to you by Reburgure.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: Crave-worthy street food freshly made with Reburgure.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: The name's burger.
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: Dish, dish, dish.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: Reburgure. Yeah, good stuff. What's on the plate tonight, Mogi?
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, Mogi over there. I'm not entirely sure, once again.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: I never know, do I? I never know. The wife
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: has got her mother, brother and sister staying at the moment.
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: So I'm hoping it's a delicious treat.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: A feast.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, last night there was a roast chicken.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't mind that.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: With selected roast vegetables, et cetera, et cetera. But I
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: was already full. You remember that I was eating here.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: Yes, but I bet you had a massive plate of it.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: I didn't touch it. I didn't touch it. I didn't
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: go anywhere near it. I had a bit of it
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: for lunch today. But yeah, I'm not sure what I'm having.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: What are you having, Keezy?
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: Chris. Chris.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Hello. Christopher. Sorry, Michael, Jase. Sorry about that. You're on
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: the radio.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: Well, I was telling you guys before about we've got
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: a third day ragu situation.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: So what I've done is we've slow cooked a ragu.
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: Then I pulled the pot out of the slow cooker,
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: put it in the fridge. And then yesterday, I put
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: it back in the slow cooker on low.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: And heated it up again.
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: And then I put it in the fridge again last night.
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, can we have a three-day ragout that's
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: been hot, cold, hot, cold?
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: I don't think we can.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: No, you have to biff it.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Do you think two times is the limit?
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so. Biff it.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: There must be some sort of science behind it.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: Get some re-burger.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'd love to.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: Jase, if I could just get re-burger every night for dinner,
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: and to be honest, lunch and breakfast, I would.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: You know that. Yes, for sure.
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: But at the end of the day... a third day
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: ragu might be my only option.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Three to four days is the word I'm getting, Keezy.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Of hot, cold, hot, cold? Hot, cold, hot, cold. The
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: in and out part matters. Reheating it doesn't reset the
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: three to four day clock and ideally don't repeatedly warm
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: the whole batch and put it back. You're just taking
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: out the parts that you need. Ideally.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: No, I wasn't.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: You're reheating the whole batch.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: Because it's in a pot.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: It's like a slow cooker pot right yes and it
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: looks like it's it looks like it's less than there
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: is gone off oh and so you're like oh that'll
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: be enough for us tomorrow and then you eat it
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: and you're like oh my god we didn't even touch
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: it right so yeah it's a bit of a blowout
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: to be honest yeah that's a shocker I know thanks.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: Hey just a reminder on that front text us now
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: on 3483 what's for tea in New Zealand we'll be
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: getting into that.
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: Next yeah you can win yourself a $ 50 re-burger voucher it's.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Bloody tricky with that ragu Keezy I know man.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: I'd biff it man Seriously.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: He's mute.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: Yes, indeed.
• 44:38
  Speaker 6: R.E.M.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: There on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday evening.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: The time is 6.13, which means it's time for.
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: Hey, guys.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: Text here from Steve.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: What's for tea, New Zealand? With me, Keezy. Yeah, that's right.
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: What's for tea? Text in 3483, let us know. Include
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: your name and where you're texting from. That always makes
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: it a bit nicer, eh, fellas?
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man.
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: Chicken wraps.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: I had a chicken wrap today.
• 45:07
  Speaker 5: Did you?
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a bit of a weird one. I
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: went along to a big meeting, big highfalutin meeting there,
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: and they said, do you want something to eat? And
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: I should have just said either no or a scone.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: But I had a tandoori chicken wrap.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: Right, okay.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Which had lots of spinach in it all over my teeth. Shocker.
• 45:24
  Speaker 6: Oh, good.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Didn't go very well at all. Then he blew the meeting.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: It was his big pitch. I shat the bed, which
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: was a separate issue. G'day, guys. Henry here.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: Kissinger.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Henry Hill from the movie Goodfellas.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: Matt.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: It's Henry Matt. Henry Matt.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: G'day, guys.
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: Henry Matt having bangers and mash.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: Cheers. Love bangers and mash.
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: I love a saucy one.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: You've got to have some sort of saucy action to
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: go with the mash.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, is there no gravy there? Does he mention a
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: brown onion gravy?
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: Devil sauce, mate? <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> for his bloody roast.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: You remember that? Yeah, I remember that. That was a shocker.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: G'day, guys.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Jason here.
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: Hoyt.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Winstanley. What, the boss of all of our stations?
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good stuff.
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: Dave.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Jason Day. Jason Nightingale. Sorry, it's actually Jackson. Sorry, I
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: misread that.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: Michael.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Pollock.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: G'day, guys.
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: Michael Jackson here from dirty old Invercargill taking the miso
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: out to the beach with some bento bowls.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Sounds lovely. I don't like bento bowls.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: No, neither do I.
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: No.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: I'm not a fan.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: I don't like them at all.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: I mean, they're good in theory.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the idea's good.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: But they're foul.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: They're shocking.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: Disgusting.
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: So bento bowls got some nice salad or something in it,
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: like some chicken.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: What's wrong with that? I don't know, it's just got...
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: It thinks it's better than it is. It's more of
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: an attitude issue.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's got a bad attitude. And I hate... Yeah,
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: it's pretty full of itself, and it's always got the
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: edamame in it.
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: On its own, but not inside the little packets.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: I don't like how it's compartmentalised. You know, each little
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: pile of stuff, just chuck it in there and mix
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: it up, man.
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: So, just Mogi referred to the... Is it the shell
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: that edamame's come in as packets?
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're our little packets. Like a packet of chips. Yeah, yeah,
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: you're right, you're right. You know? G'day there, fellas. Who's that?
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: This is from Dino. Oh, Dino Gorman.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: O'Kane.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: Dino O'Kane. G'day, guys.
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: Dino here. I'm having chicken and leek pie with a
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: bit of cracked pepper.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Good eating.
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, nice.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: I love pie. So do I.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: Chicken and leek, I'm fond of, too.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: I haven't had a chicken and leek pie for ages.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: Go round old Dino's place, man.
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man. He'll sort you in. Old Dino O'Kane.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: He'll sort you right out, if you know what I mean. Yeah,
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: I do. Yeah, yeah.
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: G'day fellas Sarah here.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: Sarah Jessica Parker from Sex and the City just.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: So you guys know at any point we can park
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: this whole.
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: Sarah Jessica Parker did you say?
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: And if you want I can just read them out
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: Sarah there must be more than that in terms of
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: Sarah's you'd think there'd be dozens of the bastards Silverman?
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: No who was the royal?
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah oh Princess Sarah yeah what do they call her?
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: Big Red Is it Big Red?
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Big Red. G'day, guys. Sarah Ferguson.
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: Ferguson, yeah, that's it. Big Red.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: Man bastard. G'day, guys. Fergie here.
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: My wife's having pumpkin and kumara soup, and I'm doing
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: chicken burgers in the air fryer.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: Cheers.
• 48:51
  Speaker 6: Fergie.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: Gee, she's fallen a long way, isn't she?
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: She is.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: Chemical Brothers there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: Tuesday night. And Tuesday night's always a big night on
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: the Big Show because it's Teamless Tuesday.
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: Time to chat footy with me, Keithy. What are the
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: Warriors up to?
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: The Wads. The Wads.
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: The Wads.
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: They're taking on the Dolphins 6pm this very Saturday. If
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: you don't have a ticket yet, because it's completely sold out,
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: listen to the big show tomorrow. Listen out for a
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: cue to call. It sounds like this. Which is kind
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: of like their new team song. If you hear that
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: during our show, call us on 0800 Hauraki and you
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: can win a double pass to the sold-out home final mogi.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: That's absolutely right. We've got the team list here, fellas,
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: and here it is. Your fullback is Tain Toa Piki.
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow, OK.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Chance Nichol-Cluckstart is on the wing.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: He's on the wing. Your other winger is AKP.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: OK, yeah.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: CNK is alongside Ali Laotawa.
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: Who is?
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: So Ali Leotawa is on the right centre with Chance
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: Licklick-Cluck-Star outside him.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: That's correct. Then you've got Leka with AKP in your halves,
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: CHT and Tamari Martin. Your forwards, James Fisher-Harris, Wade Egan
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: returns after getting a week off to rest. Mitch Barnett,
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: Kate Welbeck from wrestling, Jacob Laban and Aaron Clark. Then
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: on the interchange, you've got Sam Healy, Tanner Stowers-Smith, Dimitri Valmonga,
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: Eddie Iremia, Toyava, and Adam Pompey, and Jackson Ford. Jackson's back.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: Makes his return to the bench after 12 weeks off,
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: after leading the Dell EMS all the way up to,
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: I think, around 14, it might have been. Yeah. He
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: is back, baby. That's huge, man.
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: That's great because that starting pack makes me very excited.
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: You've got the solid, your Cape Wells, Wade Egan, and
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: James Fisher-Harris.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Those guys have been so solid for us. But then
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: you've got that young flair.
• 50:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: Jacob Laban. Aaron Clark has been so mean all season.
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: And then Jackson Port off the bench.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: How good.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: How good. Sounds like a strong side, fellas.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: I'm stoked. It's a very, very strong side. And on
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: the other side of the ledger there, you've got the Dolphins,
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: who are at full strength. We played twice over the
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: course of the season already. Each side won one, lost one. Yes.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: And each game was decided by only two points.
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and the Dolphins are a team. Offensively, they can
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: pile on points in a hurry. They're one of the
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: best in the entire competition. If they get their tails up.
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: Next thing you know, their fullback, Hamiso Tabuai-Fidal, will have
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: a hat trick. You know, they've got really young, skucky,
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: tricky halves as well. So to be honest, Mogi, you
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: talked about this, I believe it was last week or
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: yesterday even. I can't remember because I was hungover. But
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: I have a feeling they're going to throw it wide
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: and try to go around us.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so. And you'd be mad not to
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: have a crack at it. It'll be interesting to see
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: how they go. There's a lot of repair work to
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: be done to the outside back, so I think you're
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: just going to find we're going to be doing a
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: lot of rushing defence. Yeah. And if that happens, of course,
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: it opens up for grubbers in behind and all sorts
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: of stuff. I think, regardless of the tactics, I think
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: it's going to be an open game. I think it's probably,
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: I think, I think it's the game of the round.
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: It's a huge match-up, and I'm worried about that right-side
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: wing of Lea Tawa and Chance the Cluckstar, because they're
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: not fast. They've got Salwin Kobo, I believe it is.
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: He's in supreme form on the left wing. If they score,
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: I can see him getting a double or something.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I do like having Chance there. I like
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: him on the wing, carrying out of the back end,
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: a bigger body, all that sort of stuff. So, yeah,
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: I'm glad they've managed to get both of them on there,
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: and Tawapiki at full-back means that we've got a goal kicker.
• 52:45
  Speaker 6: Hopefully.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff, fellas.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: I'm fizzed up, guys.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: Let's do it.
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: Don't forget, listen to the show tomorrow. Listen out for
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: that cuticle. You can win a double to that sold-out
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: home final.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: Beautiful.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Beat Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: Well, there you go, you mad bastards. That's the big
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: show done and dusted this Tuesday on the Disclaimer Podcast.
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: What clip have you got for us today, Keezy?
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: Fellas, today's clip is all about waking up.
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: I think there's a lot of banging on about waking
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: up and that. It comes out at 7.30 tonight, wherever
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: you get your podcasts from.
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: See you later, bogey!
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: From the footpath.
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: It's f * * * ing.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: Six in the morning, man.
• 53:34
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Carpet your houses, man. Carpet them up.
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: Well, I do have carpet in the apartment.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: What, down the hallway?
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: But it turned out, it turned out for the door.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: That's right, yeah. Things kind of got a wee bit
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: out of hand there.
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: Bit of fisticuffs.
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: Family time by the sounds of it tonight, Mogi.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: Well, no, I've got a play to go to.
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's right, yes.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go and see the Mangrove Eaters down
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: there at Basement Theatre.
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: How good, how good.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: I'll let you know how that goes tomorrow. That's on
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: at 8 o'clock, so I've got time to get home
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: for 5 or 10 minutes, spruce myself up a little bit,
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: put on a suit, do the dishes, mop the floor,
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: clean the bath a little bit, Bath. I've got to
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: watch a movie. Oh, yeah. I've got to watch a movie. Yes,
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: I'll watch that. And then, yeah, that'll be me after
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: the play. I'll tell you what. I'll let you know
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: how it goes tomorrow. What are you up to there, Keezy, man?
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: I'm going to go home there. I've got a text
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: from my wife. We're not having leftover three-day ragout.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: I'm having curry. Yeah, thank God for that. Chicken curry. Yeah, nice.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: I think it's a green curry. I messaged her before
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: because apparently she's got some tickets for sales.
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's selling tickets to Chris Parker on Saturday night.
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: She's gutted, the comedian, because she really wants to go,
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: but we're going to.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: The Warriors instead now.
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: And then you messaged her on her Instagram, and then
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: she texts me being like, is Moki serious?
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: And then I messaged her saying, no, he's not.
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: She won't even let me on her Instagram. She's not
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: letting me in.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: Well, she's, you know, because it's private, her account.
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: So your friend requested her?
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: Yes, and she said no.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: Have you tried poking her?
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: I'll give that a try, Keezy. You think that'll be good?
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: I think so. I mean, in my experience. What are
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: you up to tonight, Jase?
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good question, because I.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: The thing is, as we talked about... Oh, do we
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: have to?
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: No, listen.
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: This is true. It was on the disclaimer. We all
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: had terrible sleeps last night. But the problem is, if
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: you go to bed early, right, I tend to wake
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: up early because I only seem to have a certain
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: amount of time for sleep. And once that's up, then
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: it's up.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: So I'll probably try and stay awake as long as possible.
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: See you tomorrow at 4pm.