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- 0:00Speaker 1: Boom Shaka Lacas.
- 0:02Speaker 2: The Wild Goose Chase continues on the Ben Maler Show
- 0:05Speaker 2: as we get stir crazy in our number three on
- 0:09Speaker 2: this Thursday, the sixteenth day of October. And how do
- 0:12Speaker 2: you interpret George Pickens being noncommittal on his future with
- 0:18Speaker 2: the Cowboys after Jerry Jones was buttering his biscuits talking
- 0:23Speaker 2: about giving Pickens a new contract. Didn't sound like George
- 0:26Speaker 2: Pickens is going to run and grab that contract.
- 0:29Speaker 1: Also, can you.
- 0:29Speaker 2: Decode the Breece Hall story? What does Breece Hall want
- 0:35Speaker 2: from the Jets?
- 0:36Speaker 1: He sent some.
- 0:36Speaker 2: Cryptic messages out on social media. Also, can you explain
- 0:41Speaker 2: why Albert Puhos is drawing managerial interest from multiple MLB teams.
- 0:49Speaker 2: He's never managed in the big leagues, he's never coached
- 0:51Speaker 2: in the big leagues, and yet there are multiple teams
- 0:53Speaker 2: that are looking at Prince Albert.
- 0:55Speaker 1: We'll talk about that.
- 0:56Speaker 2: Here we go another come from behind victory as we
- 1:00Speaker 2: salt away the overnight in our number three. You want
- 1:04Speaker 2: the bag, not really what you want somebody else's bag.
- 1:10Speaker 2: Explain well, come in the beginning of another hour of
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- 2:36Speaker 2: from Pro Football. We did a baseball game last night.
- 2:39Speaker 2: The Mariners decided not to show up to that game
- 2:42Speaker 2: and did early Toronto, dominating the game. However, our lead
- 2:46Speaker 2: this hour from Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones sounded like
- 2:52Speaker 2: a guy who was ready to pay George Pickens big money, money, money, money,
- 2:58Speaker 2: making it rain yive extension. You might remember in a
- 3:02Speaker 2: previous episode of the show, Jerry went on his radio
- 3:06Speaker 2: show in Dallas and essentially rolled out the red carpet.
- 3:09Speaker 2: I don't believe I'm embellishing that. I don't think I'm
- 3:11Speaker 2: puffing that up.
- 3:13Speaker 1: He said that he loved the way.
- 3:15Speaker 2: Pickens was playing and polishing the silver star. Jerry Jones
- 3:19Speaker 2: essentially saying, by George, how many zeros do you want
- 3:24Speaker 2: on that blank check? Because we're the Cowboys. Everything's bigger
- 3:27Speaker 2: in Texas. So how did the player handle the news?
- 3:30Speaker 2: How did the player respond? Did you hear what he said?
- 3:31Speaker 3: No?
- 3:33Speaker 2: Well, Pickins gave the rhetorical I love it here, but
- 3:38Speaker 2: let's just see how things go that whole routine.
- 3:42Speaker 1: George Pickens, who is.
- 3:43Speaker 2: Set to become an unrestricted free agent after the season,
- 3:48Speaker 2: he did praise the Cowboys. However, he also noted that
- 3:54Speaker 2: he wants to quote showcase his talents. So that's a
- 3:59Speaker 2: good jumping off point. Let us discuss the question. You
- 4:03Speaker 2: are now the investigator. Even Hugh on the five who's
- 4:06Speaker 2: now made it across the US Mexican border.
- 4:09Speaker 1: He's driving on I five there.
- 4:11Speaker 2: How do you interpret George Pickens being non committal, non
- 4:17Speaker 2: committal on his future with that Cowboys. So I've got
- 4:22Speaker 2: car wash, We've got figurehead, and we all if that
- 4:28Speaker 2: was not enough, see that probably be enough right there.
- 4:30Speaker 2: We also have modern warfare. So we will combine all
- 4:35Speaker 2: of these things together and we are gonna make the gobbagool.
- 4:38Speaker 2: We're gonna make the gobbagool. So, first of all, this
- 4:41Speaker 2: is the NFL's version talking about George Pickens being non
- 4:45Speaker 2: committal on his future with the Cowboys. This is the
- 4:47Speaker 2: NFL's version of I'm just not that into it. I'm
- 4:51Speaker 2: just not into it. There's a classic song from the
- 4:54Speaker 2: nineteen seventies by.
- 4:56Speaker 1: Rose Royce not her real name, Rose Royce. Were looking
- 5:00Speaker 1: at the car wash, and when I heard and.
- 5:03Speaker 2: Saw the words of George Pickens, I thought that that's
- 5:06Speaker 2: him working at a car wash.
- 5:07Speaker 1: He's wishy washy, is what he's doing. He's doing. It's
- 5:10Speaker 1: the wishy washy car wash. It's better than digging a ditch.
- 5:14Speaker 2: There ain't no telling who you might meet, and you
- 5:18Speaker 2: keep that leverage meter. If you're George Pickens. You crank
- 5:21Speaker 2: it up to level eleven.
- 5:23Speaker 1: You do. Piggins is looking around, he's looking at that market.
- 5:27Speaker 2: And every man, woman and child knows if you are
- 5:32Speaker 2: the top receiver on the market, even if you're not
- 5:35Speaker 2: that good, and there's questions about your character and all that,
- 5:37Speaker 2: you're gonna get paid a ton of money. And my
- 5:40Speaker 2: spidy like senses, my spidy senses tell me that George
- 5:45Speaker 2: Pickens wants to be what he wants to be wide
- 5:50Speaker 2: receiver number one, and he knows and we all know
- 5:57Speaker 2: that playing in Dallas, you're gonna be the second fiddle
- 6:01Speaker 2: to Ceedee Lamb. Ceedee Lamb's hurt. Right now, Pickens has
- 6:03Speaker 2: an opportunity he's taking an advantage of. And as long
- 6:06Speaker 2: as Ceedee Lamb's there, and he's gonna be there for
- 6:08Speaker 2: a couple more years based on the contract, it ain't happy.
- 6:12Speaker 2: That's a no Buenos situation. George wants to be the guy.
- 6:17Speaker 2: You can't be the guy if there's someone else who's
- 6:20Speaker 2: already the guy. He wants the ball, he wants the money,
- 6:23Speaker 2: and you get the free agency and you look at
- 6:26Speaker 2: a team that's in a droughted wide receiver like the
- 6:28Speaker 2: New England Patriots or any other desperate team with a
- 6:33Speaker 2: fat wallet that will come knocking on your door.
- 6:37Speaker 1: You can hear they're knocking right now, they're knocking.
- 6:40Speaker 2: Again, and you just answer the door, or if they
- 6:44Speaker 2: send you a text message, you're right back. Don't put
- 6:47Speaker 2: your phone on airplane mode. Pickins is essentially standing on
- 6:52Speaker 2: the front porch of the Death Star in Jerry's world,
- 6:57Speaker 2: is not committing to anything except the game.
- 7:02Speaker 1: He's playing. The game. Don't hate the player. I hate
- 7:06Speaker 1: the game.
- 7:06Speaker 2: He's playing the waiting game. And don't forget. Dallas can
- 7:10Speaker 2: offer him a ton of cash. They have the franchise
- 7:13Speaker 2: tags and all that. However, they cannot offer George Pickens
- 7:17Speaker 2: the thing that he apparently wants, and that is center
- 7:21Speaker 2: square in the Hollywood squares. He wants to be wide
- 7:24Speaker 2: receiver one and that belongs to ceedee Land. Pickens wants
- 7:27Speaker 2: a team. This is the way I'm reading the room.
- 7:29Speaker 2: He wants a team where he's the center of attraction
- 7:32Speaker 2: and not the guy who's the sidecar.
- 7:35Speaker 1: That's what he wants. Can't get that in Dallas. Cannot
- 7:37Speaker 1: do it, cannot do it.
- 7:39Speaker 2: Secondly, speaking of unhappy NFL players, Without that, we would
- 7:44Speaker 2: have no talk show.
- 7:46Speaker 1: Breese Hall.
- 7:47Speaker 2: I'm told by my friends that are Jets fans. He's amazing.
- 7:51Speaker 2: Breese Hall sent the New York Jet marching in Chada,
- 7:55Speaker 2: society and the media into a tizzy, inspired a bunch
- 8:01Speaker 2: of Internet sleuths detectives scrambling after he recently sent a
- 8:07Speaker 2: cryptic social media post with a very curious hashtag. You
- 8:12Speaker 2: love love to analyze social media posts. So here is
- 8:16Speaker 2: what Breese Hall sent out running back for the New
- 8:21Speaker 2: York Jets said, quote, this is after the game they
- 8:26Speaker 2: played in London, he said.
- 8:28Speaker 1: Quote they want me to lay down. They want me
- 8:32Speaker 1: to lay down.
- 8:34Speaker 2: But I got some to stand for, sum some to
- 8:39Speaker 2: stand for.
- 8:40Speaker 1: That's what he wrote.
- 8:42Speaker 2: Then hashtag he ended it. He dotted the I hashtag
- 8:50Speaker 2: free twenty. Hashtag free twenty. Now that must mean he
- 8:56Speaker 2: wants to go somewhere else. Yes, so reporters asked Breese Hall,
- 9:01Speaker 2: where do you want to play? Clearly don't want to
- 9:03Speaker 2: play here free twenty. Why would you say that you
- 9:06Speaker 2: don't want to please? You want to play here? Brisall
- 9:10Speaker 2: paused for a second. He said, a three letter word,
- 9:13Speaker 2: not a four letter word. A three letter word. He
- 9:15Speaker 2: said nah n a h h nah nah nah. All right,
- 9:25Speaker 2: so he said this in practice this week. He said
- 9:27Speaker 2: it was referencing. He said, this is a quote. It's
- 9:29Speaker 2: referencing like being in the moment, being in the game.
- 9:34Speaker 2: I'm ready for whatever.
- 9:38Speaker 1: Now.
- 9:39Speaker 2: Jets coach Aaron Glenn, who's apparently incompetent, dismissed the trade
- 9:46Speaker 2: chatter surrounding Bresall. He reiterated his previous position that the
- 9:52Speaker 2: Jets have no plans to trade.
- 9:54Speaker 1: They're running back number one. I think we have that.
- 9:58Speaker 2: So it was just to prove I'm not lying. Here's
- 10:00Speaker 2: some audio.
- 10:00Speaker 1: Let's go to the audio tape he said.
- 10:02Speaker 4: Before the season.
- 10:03Speaker 5: If you're a pretty emphatic about not wanting to trade
- 10:06Speaker 5: Breese Hall.
- 10:06Speaker 1: And all of a sudden, we're getting closer to the
- 10:08Speaker 1: dead legs.
- 10:09Speaker 6: Rulers are running ranted again, and but what's your position.
- 10:11Speaker 1: At They're rumors.
- 10:13Speaker 7: Do step for the time.
- 10:15Speaker 1: Way, Okay, they're rumors.
- 10:18Speaker 2: Keep in mind that all trades are not planned until
- 10:22Speaker 2: they're done, So technically Aaron Glenn is not lying. It
- 10:26Speaker 2: does not mean the Jets are not conversing with multiple
- 10:30Speaker 2: teams about trading bries Hall's question, can you decode the
- 10:34Speaker 2: part of Breese Hall using the hashtag three twenty when
- 10:39Speaker 2: he says that he did not ask for a trade,
- 10:42Speaker 2: he denied it from the Jets. Breese Hall has requested
- 10:48Speaker 2: not a trade. He has requested a car service. He
- 10:51Speaker 2: would like the car service to take him one of
- 10:53Speaker 2: free places to Newark, JFK or LaGuardia. That's it, that's all.
- 11:01Speaker 2: He would also like a one way ticket in the
- 11:03Speaker 2: transfer portal. It is right out of the Malcontent Playbook
- 11:08Speaker 2: for idiots. It is page seventy nine. You don't need
- 11:14Speaker 2: to call your agent anymore.
- 11:15Speaker 1: You don't.
- 11:16Speaker 2: You don't need to meet with a GM face to
- 11:18Speaker 2: face and say I'm not happy here, I would like
- 11:20Speaker 2: a trade. Don't need to do it. Reference page seventy
- 11:23Speaker 2: nine of the Malcontent Playbook. You just post something very
- 11:26Speaker 2: dramatic on the gram. You add a spicy hot hashtag
- 11:33Speaker 2: and let the foot ball world panic at the disco.
- 11:39Speaker 1: Now.
- 11:40Speaker 2: Brice Hall might as well have written, dear other thirty
- 11:44Speaker 2: one franchises in the Cartela Pro Football, come get me,
- 11:49Speaker 2: Come get me. He essentially sent a signal flare in
- 11:54Speaker 2: the air everywhere. You don't ask for the trade, you
- 11:59Speaker 2: imply the trade. Then you have much like the federal
- 12:02Speaker 2: government loves plausible deniability, love that, And then when reporters
- 12:07Speaker 2: stick a mic in your face, you say, well, no,
- 12:09Speaker 2: I have plausible deniability. NA, you're just a boomer. You
- 12:12Speaker 2: don't know how to interpret young people. You're old, that's
- 12:16Speaker 2: what you say. I was just talking about living in
- 12:19Speaker 2: the moment.
- 12:20Speaker 1: You just don't get it because you're old. Police.
- 12:22Speaker 2: It's like spilling red wine on a white carpet and
- 12:26Speaker 2: then announcing to the people in the room, it's not
- 12:29Speaker 2: what you think. It's abstract art.
- 12:33Speaker 1: That is what it is.
- 12:33Speaker 2: That red wine is now a piece of art, a
- 12:37Speaker 2: mosaic on that white carpet. This ain't happening in a vacuum.
- 12:42Speaker 2: The Jets are not only an NFL team, they don't
- 12:44Speaker 2: appear to know how to tackle or block. They're zero
- 12:48Speaker 2: to six. Aaron Glenn, who played with Bill Parcells, who
- 12:52Speaker 2: famously used the line when he was talking about I
- 12:56Speaker 2: think his wife, and he said his wife didn't know
- 12:58Speaker 2: whether the football was puffed or stuffed in that wonderful line,
- 13:02Speaker 2: and Aaron's learned from Parcels the quarterback situation's a white
- 13:08Speaker 2: hot tire fire justin fields blows half the locker room
- 13:11Speaker 2: right now is on Zillow, and then they've got that
- 13:14Speaker 2: on their phones, trying to find out what can I
- 13:16Speaker 2: sell my place?
- 13:16Speaker 1: Where can I move to?
- 13:17Speaker 2: With the trade deadline, And now you've got Breis Hall
- 13:20Speaker 2: publicly running the classico.
- 13:23Speaker 1: I didn't say it, but I said it. I didn't
- 13:26Speaker 1: say it, but I said it.
- 13:28Speaker 2: Wink wink, not not yeah, spiler alert, spiler alert. It
- 13:34Speaker 2: does not end well. It doesn't final thought. We go
- 13:37Speaker 2: to baseball by request, by request, and we're not going
- 13:42Speaker 2: to talk more about the American League Championship Series, nor
- 13:45Speaker 2: am I about to talk about the National League Championship Series.
- 13:47Speaker 1: What.
- 13:47Speaker 2: We go to Baltimore, a graveyard for baseball for years,
- 13:51Speaker 2: Woe be gone, pathetic baseball team, the Orioles, good ballpark,
- 13:55Speaker 2: bad team, and they are seeking a new manager to
- 13:58Speaker 2: guide they're roster.
- 14:01Speaker 6: Now.
- 14:01Speaker 1: They think they've got this young and up and coming roster.
- 14:04Speaker 2: However, most prospects do not make it, and a prospect
- 14:07Speaker 2: is a suspect until approven otherwise. So the Orioles whacked
- 14:11Speaker 2: their manager during the season and know they are not
- 14:14Speaker 2: hiring sports With Coleman to be their new manager. Friend
- 14:17Speaker 2: of the show in Baltimore. Instead, they have now quote
- 14:21Speaker 2: expressed interest.
- 14:23Speaker 1: Close quote in Albert Poolhos. Yes, that Albert Poohos played
- 14:28Speaker 1: for the Saint Louis Cardinals. You might remember him stole
- 14:31Speaker 1: some money from the Angels.
- 14:32Speaker 2: We're told that the Halos who paid Albert Pulos a
- 14:36Speaker 2: golden parachute to come retire in Anaheim while still collecting
- 14:39Speaker 2: a check. The Angels still remain the betting favorite to
- 14:45Speaker 2: land Albert as their skipper, and he did formally interview
- 14:51Speaker 2: for the job somewhat recently. So polosts now he last
- 14:55Speaker 2: played in the big leagues in twenty twenty two with
- 14:58Speaker 2: the Redbirds, went back to say Lewis after playing for
- 15:01Speaker 2: the Dodgers, believe it or not, briefly left the Angels,
- 15:03Speaker 2: went to the Dodgers, then went to Saint Louis. Question,
- 15:06Speaker 2: can you explain why Albert Polos is drawing managerial interest
- 15:12Speaker 2: now from multiple MLB teams, multiple NFL teams? So this
- 15:18Speaker 2: public flirtation for Albert Poolos is what two words.
- 15:25Speaker 1: Dad give away? It tells you everything.
- 15:29Speaker 2: Albert Poolos did not pull himself up by the bootstraps.
- 15:35Speaker 2: He's got zero big league coaching reps. He's got no
- 15:39Speaker 2: scars from twelve hour bus rides through Altoona in the
- 15:43Speaker 2: minor leagues, hasn't done any of that. Doesn't even have
- 15:48Speaker 2: the learners permit in the dugout.
- 15:50Speaker 1: Doesn't have that. Now he's getting ready.
- 15:52Speaker 2: If you believe the reporting for the Indy five hundred,
- 15:55Speaker 2: why would you give a guy that doesn't even have
- 15:57Speaker 2: his learner's permit in the dugout give him the keys
- 16:00Speaker 2: to a car in the Indianapolis five hundred because he
- 16:03Speaker 2: looks good behind the wheel.
- 16:04Speaker 1: Dummy, That's why. That's the only reason.
- 16:07Speaker 2: And it tells us that something we have thought for many,
- 16:12Speaker 2: many years, now that baseball has changed, it's hot take validation.
- 16:17Speaker 2: It's what we say about Dave Roberts and Aaron Bone
- 16:20Speaker 2: and these other clowns, that managing in the big leagues
- 16:24Speaker 2: is a figurehead job. That the Orioles or the Angels,
- 16:28Speaker 2: whoever ends up with this guy, will hand Albert Puhos
- 16:31Speaker 2: a laminated card and they will feed him all of
- 16:36Speaker 2: the analytics, all of the numbers, all of the trends,
- 16:39Speaker 2: and what has happened, not what's going to happen, and
- 16:43Speaker 2: they'll put a teleprompter right there and they'll let him
- 16:46Speaker 2: in the dog out. They'll put a uniform on him,
- 16:48Speaker 2: give him a cap. He'll smile, he'll do interviews. The
- 16:52Speaker 2: fanboys and the baseball media will sit there and give
- 16:55Speaker 2: him the many and the petty sponsors will love him.
- 16:58Speaker 2: He'll do some events with sponsors low information fans. They'll say,
- 17:03Speaker 2: oh man, we've got Albert's our manager. And the front
- 17:07Speaker 2: office knows he won't rock the boat.
- 17:09Speaker 1: He'll be the face.
- 17:11Speaker 2: And if you don't have any headline players, or your
- 17:13Speaker 2: headline players are getting old and they're always injured, bring
- 17:17Speaker 2: in a superstar. Bringing the nerds upstairs will do the
- 17:21Speaker 2: heavy lifting, so don't worry about that. It's the modern mullet.
- 17:26Speaker 2: It's the modern mullet haircut of Major League Baseball. If
- 17:29Speaker 2: you're a manager, it's the template. I use the term
- 17:31Speaker 2: mullet charisma in the front, spreadsheets in the back.
- 17:35Speaker 1: But in this case it's.
- 17:37Speaker 2: Really it's fun in the front because you're the face
- 17:41Speaker 2: of the team, is the manager, and then in the
- 17:44Speaker 2: back it's the spreadsheets and all just follow the teleproperty.
- 17:48Speaker 2: Albert Pulos is not being wooed to outsmart the other
- 17:54Speaker 2: manager because nobody outsmarts the other manager. In modern baseball,
- 17:59Speaker 2: you just nerd versus nerd. It's the revenge of the nerds,
- 18:04Speaker 2: that's it. And so he wants to manage he said
- 18:08Speaker 2: a couple years ago, he wants to manage it. So
- 18:09Speaker 2: now he's getting an opportunity would appear.
- 18:11Speaker 1: He'snna get one of these jobs, and that's it.
- 18:14Speaker 2: And you hire him and he kind of looks like
- 18:17Speaker 2: he belongs there, right out of Central casting. And you
- 18:19Speaker 2: sell the dream and the analytics team will tell Albert
- 18:23Speaker 2: when to pull the starter, which relievers are available that day,
- 18:27Speaker 2: based on the probabilities on the three ring binder and
- 18:32Speaker 2: all that, and then the marketing crew will have you
- 18:34Speaker 2: go to some junkets and you'll meet with some season
- 18:37Speaker 2: ticket holders and corporate sponsors and we're all good.
- 18:41Speaker 1: We're all good. It is the Ben Malor.
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- 19:12Speaker 2: We do enough sporty during the show, So if you
- 19:14Speaker 2: can ask us questions about life, the time, space continuum,
- 19:18Speaker 2: whatever floats your boat.
- 19:20Speaker 1: Whatever floats your boat. So that'll be coming up a
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- 19:23Speaker 2: Hashtag ask ban time Now though, for the malor riddle
- 19:29Speaker 2: of the day, And here is the malor riddle of
- 19:32Speaker 2: the day. CBS Sports NFL broadcaster spirodis recently revealed his
- 19:38Speaker 2: broadcast team's group chat is called blank. Again, CBS Sports
- 19:44Speaker 2: NFL broadcaster former Lakers and Knickerbockers play by play announcer
- 19:48Speaker 2: Spiro Didas revealed his broadcast team's group chat is called blank.
- 19:54Speaker 1: That is the malor riddle of the day. The answer,
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- 20:01Speaker 2: Do it.
- 20:04Speaker 1: Next.
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- 21:49Speaker 9: All.
- 21:49Speaker 1: Right back to where we go.
- 21:50Speaker 2: We do have ask Ben coming up in a little bit,
- 21:52Speaker 2: but first to payoff on the always popular Mallard Riddle
- 21:57Speaker 2: of the day. CBS Sports NFL broadcast Spirodius recently revealed
- 22:02Speaker 2: that his broadcast team's group chat is called blank. That
- 22:06Speaker 2: is the question, what is the answer? And let's see
- 22:09Speaker 2: does anyone know the answer? We go to the Great
- 22:14Speaker 2: Unwashed here to see the page down. Let's go here
- 22:19Speaker 2: the Silly Nannies guess by someone I've never heard of,
- 22:24Speaker 2: Roddy's Something or Rudy's Something Now who else? Sausage Party
- 22:28Speaker 2: from alf the Alien Opiner, Traveling Clown Show from Andy
- 22:34Speaker 2: in Lion o' Lakes, The Jersey Sun Tanners from Late
- 22:37Speaker 2: Night drug Tester Page down Lady Cyburns very funny.
- 22:43Speaker 1: I thought that would make the air.
- 22:44Speaker 2: Bobby and Florida says The he Man Woman Haters Club.
- 22:50Speaker 2: I forty Ian says the group chat is called the
- 22:53Speaker 2: Dick in Dayton's or a version of that. Who else
- 22:56Speaker 2: do we have?
- 22:57Speaker 1: Paige down the Over the Hill game from.
- 23:00Speaker 2: Courtesy Flusher Ladies of the Night guessed by Dante the
- 23:04Speaker 2: Mod Squad from Donkey's Sausage.
- 23:08Speaker 1: Who else page down?
- 23:09Speaker 2: Ozzie Waz in Western Australia says the Krusty Undies is
- 23:13Speaker 2: the answer. Hugh on the Five says Captain Caveman and
- 23:19Speaker 2: the Teen Angels.
- 23:20Speaker 1: Wow. Tom from Cannes City of Missouri says.
- 23:25Speaker 2: The group chat is called Kansas City gets all the calls.
- 23:29Speaker 2: Kevin got it right in Wisconsin. Bad job by him,
- 23:33Speaker 2: obviously cheating.
- 23:34Speaker 1: JT.
- 23:34Speaker 2: The Wingman in Knoxville's going with Lizzo. Lizzo talk Spiro
- 23:41Speaker 2: Hero or something like that from Larry D. All Right,
- 23:43Speaker 2: do you have an answer? LARAE yes, I'm gonna go
- 23:49Speaker 2: with the cougars. The cougars are coming, The cougars are coming,
- 23:54Speaker 2: the cougars.
- 23:55Speaker 6: Is that No?
- 23:56Speaker 1: That's not correct? Correct answer?
- 24:00Speaker 2: CBS Sports NFL broadcaster Spiro DTAs recently revealed his broadcast
- 24:04Speaker 2: teams group chat is called the AFC South Crew.
- 24:10Speaker 1: The AFC South. Now, why is that funny? Why is that?
- 24:16Speaker 1: I mean, let me explain why that's funny.
- 24:18Speaker 2: So the AFC South is the ugly redheaded step child
- 24:22Speaker 2: division of the NFL. That is, TV buys NFL broadcast rights.
- 24:26Speaker 2: They have to broadcast all the games that includes the
- 24:30Speaker 2: AFC South. Now, Spirodtas is not doing an AFC South
- 24:34Speaker 2: game this weekend.
- 24:34Speaker 1: He's going to do the I think it's Miami Cleveland
- 24:37Speaker 1: I believe is in the matchup. I think that's it.
- 24:39Speaker 1: Let's go to the phones.
- 24:40Speaker 2: We'll say hello to Texas Jack. Who's up next? Hello
- 24:44Speaker 2: Texas Jack, Welcome.
- 24:47Speaker 10: Good morning, little Willie Miller.
- 24:51Speaker 2: What's going on, Texas Jack? Luca doing with the Mavericks.
- 24:54Speaker 2: He's doing well with the Mavericks, Luca.
- 24:58Speaker 6: I'm over it. I'm Cooper Flagon.
- 25:00Speaker 1: Now, okay, be careful how you say that. But I
- 25:03Speaker 1: got you. I got you. It's like a cigarette in Europe.
- 25:07Speaker 10: I just left your hometown, the trash pile that it is.
- 25:11Speaker 2: Oh congratulations, thanks, thanks. Why didn't you come visit us?
- 25:18Speaker 2: You could have come by and said.
- 25:18Speaker 6: Hello, I can't leave the truck, you know, how it is.
- 25:23Speaker 1: Why not other people have?
- 25:26Speaker 10: Yeah, well.
- 25:29Speaker 6: I can't.
- 25:30Speaker 1: I hear you, I hear you. All right, that is.
- 25:41Speaker 6: Bro.
- 25:41Speaker 10: Do you think the Dodgers are going to pull it off?
- 25:45Speaker 6: Of course you do.
- 25:46Speaker 9: Well.
- 25:48Speaker 2: I didn't think going into the playoffs they would pull
- 25:50Speaker 2: it off. But based on what I've seen, I don't
- 25:52Speaker 2: see any reason why they can't beat anyone left in
- 25:54Speaker 2: the playoffs. They have more talent than all the teams
- 25:57Speaker 2: left in the playoffs, So that doesn't mean they're gonna win.
- 25:59Speaker 2: But yeah, they should win the world.
- 26:00Speaker 1: I know.
- 26:00Speaker 2: That's very disappointing, Jack. You were hoping the Brewers would
- 26:03Speaker 2: win those games, but they haven't.
- 26:07Speaker 10: Well, I hope anybody but the Dodgers. Dodgers and Yankees
- 26:11Speaker 10: either one, because they're bites playing the same day.
- 26:15Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you're not going to get your wish. You're
- 26:17Speaker 2: not not getting your wish at all. Where are you headed,
- 26:19Speaker 2: by the way?
- 26:19Speaker 1: Hitting back home?
- 26:21Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm headed to Texas?
- 26:24Speaker 1: All right? I'll take another how many another day to
- 26:27Speaker 1: get there? What are we looking at?
- 26:29Speaker 6: Two days?
- 26:30Speaker 1: Two days? All right? There you go?
- 26:32Speaker 2: Are you stopping where you stop? Where you stopping next?
- 26:34Speaker 2: Where are you stopping next?
- 26:37Speaker 10: It'll probably be somewhere in New Mexico, just.
- 26:42Speaker 1: Some random town in New Mexican. You have no idea.
- 26:45Speaker 10: Yeah, dude, well my time runs out.
- 26:48Speaker 6: I'll stop and park.
- 26:50Speaker 1: There you go.
- 26:51Speaker 2: How many hours a day are you allowed to drive
- 26:53Speaker 2: before you get on the natty list?
- 26:55Speaker 6: Eleven?
- 26:57Speaker 1: Eleven?
- 26:57Speaker 6: Okay, yes, sir.
- 26:59Speaker 1: I got you.
- 27:00Speaker 2: Can you do like five hours? Take a break through
- 27:02Speaker 2: six hours, or you got to do like the whole.
- 27:04Speaker 6: Well, you got you got it.
- 27:06Speaker 10: You can drive eight hours and then you have to
- 27:08Speaker 10: take a thirty minute break and then you get another Yeah,
- 27:11Speaker 10: three hours.
- 27:12Speaker 1: Okay, I got you.
- 27:15Speaker 2: Well, it's good here for your Jack and joy palm springs.
- 27:17Speaker 2: Get the hell out of California as fast as you can.
- 27:19Speaker 6: Okay, I'm giving it my bath.
- 27:22Speaker 1: All right, thank you Jack.
- 27:23Speaker 6: Horn horn shot for you?
- 27:26Speaker 1: Horn shot we go? Did we hang up on them
- 27:29Speaker 1: before the horn shot? Is that what we did? He's
- 27:31Speaker 1: still there, He's still there.
- 27:34Speaker 10: I'm still here.
- 27:35Speaker 1: I thought you were going to hit the horn. I
- 27:36Speaker 1: didn't hear it.
- 27:37Speaker 6: Oh you didn't hear it. Let me roll the window
- 27:39Speaker 6: down a little bit.
- 27:40Speaker 1: Okay, all right, oh there you go.
- 27:42Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, all.
- 27:44Speaker 1: Right, thank you Jack.
- 27:45Speaker 2: There's the great Texas Jack, we go from Texas Jack
- 27:47Speaker 2: to mad Jack as it's all Jacks all the time. Hello,
- 27:52Speaker 2: mad Jack, welcome.
- 27:54Speaker 4: Sage Venom and as the kids say, welcome back guys,
- 28:01Speaker 4: you and any we're counting me during a lorrain. I
- 28:04Speaker 4: love advice segment because I had my uber insurrections on
- 28:08Speaker 4: the air.
- 28:10Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like you're very busy, mad Jack. What
- 28:12Speaker 1: are you doing right now.
- 28:14Speaker 4: Right now, in part so that you don't get my
- 28:17Speaker 4: uber insurrections interfering with our segment here.
- 28:21Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't want that. That would be terrible. That
- 28:23Speaker 1: would be terrible. So what's on your mind, mad Jack?
- 28:25Speaker 1: What you got?
- 28:27Speaker 4: Well, I don't upstad to ask Ben, but my question
- 28:31Speaker 4: is how much time do you guys need in advance
- 28:35Speaker 4: before making weekend plans? Kind of thinking maunt a mean.
- 28:39Speaker 1: Greet, you know, well, the issue is not the mean grat.
- 28:43Speaker 2: We need time to promote it because we want to
- 28:45Speaker 2: get people to show up, and usually it takes at
- 28:47Speaker 2: least two weeks prior to get people to show up,
- 28:50Speaker 2: so it would have to be at least two weeks
- 28:52Speaker 2: to promote it. Otherwise, you know, people have plans, as
- 28:56Speaker 2: you know, mad Jack, and so that's that's that's really
- 29:00Speaker 2: the issue. But you know, I'm I do have plans
- 29:04Speaker 2: next weekend, but the weekend after that, I think I'm free.
- 29:06Speaker 1: So yeah, we can figure something out. Well that's Halloween weekend.
- 29:09Speaker 1: I don't know gonna do it Halloween weekend without that. Yeah,
- 29:14Speaker 1: send me an email. I'll put you on. I'll put
- 29:15Speaker 1: you on a whole jack, send me an email. We'll talk.
- 29:17Speaker 1: We'll figure out some dates. How about that?
- 29:19Speaker 2: All right, the Great Matt Mall we gotta do a
- 29:21Speaker 2: malon mean Green, So Coop, give my email. We'll figure
- 29:24Speaker 2: that out. Let's Sallo to Dick in Dayton. Hello, Dick, Welcome,
- 29:27Speaker 2: But Dick's you're calling early?
- 29:29Speaker 1: Up early today?
- 29:30Speaker 10: Dick up early?
- 29:31Speaker 9: Yeah, I got up early. I thought i'd give you
- 29:33Speaker 9: a shout out.
- 29:34Speaker 6: But yeah, you know what.
- 29:38Speaker 9: Heads are rolling in Cleveland. I'm telling you. I've been
- 29:41Speaker 9: talking to Jeff and Titus and Andy and them. It's
- 29:46Speaker 9: it's a pretty bad situation.
- 29:47Speaker 6: Ben.
- 29:48Speaker 9: I just don't know. I can't understand it. It just
- 29:52Speaker 9: I think to fonski's not doing right. But you got
- 29:56Speaker 9: two games till you're halfway. I don't think he's going
- 29:59Speaker 9: to lie. I really don't. Then it's just over and
- 30:02Speaker 9: over the same old thing. And I suggested we get
- 30:06Speaker 9: Bill Belichick back.
- 30:07Speaker 1: That's a great idea. I think that's a great idea.
- 30:10Speaker 2: So we'll get Ridisterfanski. What about your top player, Miles Garrett.
- 30:15Speaker 2: People are very upset with him, Dick and Dayton that
- 30:17Speaker 2: he he didn't do anything against the Steelers and he's
- 30:20Speaker 2: just collecting a paycheck. Any advice you want to give
- 30:23Speaker 2: Miles Garrett, Dixter, I like Miles Garrett.
- 30:27Speaker 9: I just think he's uh, you know, it's a shame
- 30:31Speaker 9: that he has to do this. But you know, I'm
- 30:34Speaker 9: telling you, Ben, people are just they have to cut
- 30:38Speaker 9: people off sometimes. But I always told yesterday I was
- 30:41Speaker 9: a caller of the day when I told him about Bill.
- 30:45Speaker 9: You know Bill Belichick, Bill Belichick.
- 30:47Speaker 6: Yeah, And they told me that.
- 30:50Speaker 9: Andrew remembered me a long time ago. I called him
- 30:54Speaker 9: Fox Sports, but sometimes he wanted me he's going to
- 30:57Speaker 9: have a call in show and wanted me to. I'm
- 31:01Speaker 9: sure we'll get along pretty good, really know.
- 31:03Speaker 2: Is that is that the play by play guy we're
- 31:05Speaker 2: talking about the same Andrew? Is this somebody else named
- 31:07Speaker 2: name Andrew Ceciliano.
- 31:11Speaker 6: Yeah, everybody like me.
- 31:13Speaker 9: He's pretty good.
- 31:15Speaker 1: All right. We'll make sure to drop my name on there.
- 31:17Speaker 2: You Me and Andrew go way back to the early
- 31:19Speaker 2: days of Fox Sports Radio. So you got to drop
- 31:21Speaker 2: my name on there, Dixter.
- 31:22Speaker 9: You know, and uh there.
- 31:25Speaker 1: Well, I don't think he's all do.
- 31:27Speaker 9: I think might bring them, but they're they're upset about
- 31:30Speaker 9: them too, So I don't know.
- 31:33Speaker 1: Ben, I got you. What's the plan? What's the plan
- 31:36Speaker 1: for today? Dick? What we got planned? What do we
- 31:38Speaker 1: have here?
- 31:40Speaker 9: They play the Steelers tonight in Cincinnati.
- 31:43Speaker 1: I know. Are you gonna be able to watch the game?
- 31:44Speaker 1: It's on Amazon. I guess it'll be on local TV though, right,
- 31:48Speaker 1: he'll be on local TV.
- 31:49Speaker 9: Yeah, I think so, Yeah, I think so.
- 31:52Speaker 1: All Right, Well, Dick, thank you by having a great day.
- 31:55Speaker 9: Bye bye bye.
- 31:58Speaker 2: There goes the great all right, Dicky Dayton calling it
- 32:01Speaker 2: right now, Bill Belichick, back to the Browns. He completes
- 32:04Speaker 2: the circle, goes back to the Browns. It is the
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- 33:18Speaker 7: It's now time for time for Horry Harry Harry wait.
- 33:22Speaker 1: Ask Ben Twitter, Send us your questions on Twitter.
- 33:26Speaker 2: Now anyway we go with to ask Ben your questions,
- 33:29Speaker 2: our answers for the rest of the hour. These are
- 33:32Speaker 2: actual questions by actual listeners like yourself. You can submit
- 33:35Speaker 2: questions via the hashtag ask Ben. Hashtag ask Ben out
- 33:39Speaker 2: of the Koopal loop for the reading of the questions.
- 33:43Speaker 7: All right, we're gonna start off with a question from
- 33:45Speaker 7: Mike the Leprechaun.
- 33:48Speaker 1: Him, Mike the Leprecaun.
- 33:49Speaker 7: He wants to know are you fans of avocado?
- 33:53Speaker 9: No?
- 33:53Speaker 2: I do not like things that are green other than money,
- 33:56Speaker 2: so not a fan of the avocado. Although I have
- 34:01Speaker 2: my wife likes avocado, so I have had to take
- 34:04Speaker 2: the pit out of the avocado, and like everyone else,
- 34:07Speaker 2: almost cut myself a million times. What about you, Lorraine?
- 34:11Speaker 7: I love avocado. Put some salt on that thing. That
- 34:14Speaker 7: can be a whole meal.
- 34:17Speaker 10: Not for me.
- 34:18Speaker 1: What about you, Coop love avocado?
- 34:20Speaker 7: It's soda?
- 34:21Speaker 1: Okay, Well on the wrong set of history.
- 34:23Speaker 2: Next, all right to ask man. Your questions are answers
- 34:30Speaker 2: for the rest of the hour.
- 34:32Speaker 7: As we bumble along, here's a question from Cowboy Killer.
- 34:38Speaker 1: Hi, Cowboy Killer.
- 34:39Speaker 7: He wants to know how big is the TV you
- 34:42Speaker 7: use the most at home?
- 34:45Speaker 2: Well, that's a sore subject because we didn't the wife
- 34:49Speaker 2: or went bought TV and she didn't realize that the
- 34:52Speaker 2: way they measure TVs is diagonal, it's not across. And
- 34:57Speaker 2: so I think we just got a of fifty five
- 35:01Speaker 2: inches not. I mean it's big, but it's not like
- 35:03Speaker 2: I've been to other people's houses. They have those really
- 35:05Speaker 2: big one hundred inch TVs are like three thousand dollars.
- 35:08Speaker 2: I don't have one of lows. It's like a normal size.
- 35:11Speaker 2: You know, it's a little I got it like Costco
- 35:14Speaker 2: years ago or best Buy someone like that.
- 35:15Speaker 1: What about you, Lorena?
- 35:17Speaker 7: Was the question do I like watching TV? Or how big?
- 35:19Speaker 9: It was like?
- 35:20Speaker 1: I think it was the side I understood that the
- 35:22Speaker 1: guise of the TV, the TV that you used the most.
- 35:24Speaker 7: How big is it's like twenty two inches? What it's small?
- 35:29Speaker 7: I have a small TV? Damn Why does it need
- 35:32Speaker 7: to be big?
- 35:33Speaker 1: I thought you'd want something bigger?
- 35:34Speaker 9: Right?
- 35:34Speaker 1: What about you, Coop?
- 35:35Speaker 7: It's all about how you use it. Boys, it's a
- 35:39Speaker 7: I believe it's sixty five inches.
- 35:42Speaker 1: Oh that's what that's what she said? All right? Now,
- 35:48Speaker 1: what is next?
- 35:49Speaker 7: Very uncomfortable?
- 35:50Speaker 1: That would be imagine trying to run with that. That
- 35:53Speaker 1: would be great to Yeah, all right, yeah, you go
- 35:55Speaker 1: all up in the way. I don't know.
- 35:58Speaker 7: Maybe you guys know what this is.
- 36:00Speaker 5: Bobby and Florida asked, Hi, Bobby, have you ever participated
- 36:04Speaker 5: in Mischief Night?
- 36:06Speaker 10: Do you know where that is?
- 36:07Speaker 9: Uh? No?
- 36:09Speaker 1: Is that it's obviously something around Halloween.
- 36:11Speaker 2: It's not not Devil's Night, which they used to like
- 36:13Speaker 2: burn everything up the around Halloween, and I remember that
- 36:16Speaker 2: was in Detroit.
- 36:16Speaker 1: I don't know what what is that? Loraina? Do you
- 36:18Speaker 1: know what that is?
- 36:19Speaker 7: I think it's just where you go and cause havoc
- 36:21Speaker 7: throughout your neighborhood, you know.
- 36:23Speaker 1: But no, I have not if that's what I didn't
- 36:26Speaker 1: know it had a formal name. Like when we were
- 36:27Speaker 1: kids in high school.
- 36:28Speaker 2: Yeah, we destroyed pumpkins, toilet paper, people's houses, see all
- 36:31Speaker 2: that kind of stuff.
- 36:32Speaker 1: Yeah, I did that when I was a kid.
- 36:34Speaker 5: Yeah, sure, next, all right, Late night drug tester, High
- 36:39Speaker 5: drug tester. He says, tomorrow is National Pasta Day. What
- 36:43Speaker 5: is your favorite pasta shape?
- 36:47Speaker 6: Well?
- 36:47Speaker 1: I ate. The problem is I ate a lot of spaghetti.
- 36:50Speaker 2: When I was a kid, my mom was a cheap
- 36:51Speaker 2: meal We had a lot of spaghetti, and there were
- 36:54Speaker 2: three or four things that we ate all the time.
- 36:56Speaker 1: One of them was spaghetti.
- 36:57Speaker 2: So now as an adult, I don't eat spaghetti. I
- 37:00Speaker 2: love fetichini Alfredos might go to. When I go to
- 37:02Speaker 2: an Attian restaurant, I go fetichini. I love fetticini noodle,
- 37:05Speaker 2: which is like a fat or spaghetti.
- 37:07Speaker 1: What about you, Lorraine? Also Rabby always good, but that's
- 37:10Speaker 1: not really the same thing. Go ahead, Lorrain.
- 37:12Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm a big fan of fettucini, and I like
- 37:14Speaker 7: the ones that are I think it's Penny, the one
- 37:17Speaker 7: that has the hole through the center and you can
- 37:19Speaker 7: fill it with sauce.
- 37:21Speaker 1: I don't think.
- 37:22Speaker 7: Okay, all right, Coop Rigatoni is my favorite.
- 37:27Speaker 1: Coop takes his pasta very seriously.
- 37:30Speaker 7: Yes I do.
- 37:31Speaker 6: I do.
- 37:31Speaker 5: But Rigatoni it's got the it's got the ridges so
- 37:33Speaker 5: it can really soak up the sauce.
- 37:35Speaker 7: That's it's good stuff.
- 37:37Speaker 1: Yeah, I've had it. I've had it in the past,
- 37:39Speaker 1: for sure.
- 37:39Speaker 2: It's asked Ben your questions our answers hashtag ask Ben
- 37:43Speaker 2: for the rest of the hour.
- 37:45Speaker 1: These are actual questions by actual listeners. And what's next.
- 37:49Speaker 7: Fer Dog would like to know?
- 37:51Speaker 5: Hi, Fergie, will you be giving out fun size or
- 37:54Speaker 5: full sized candy bars this year?
- 37:56Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 37:57Speaker 2: So the candy thing is, I don't even know if
- 37:59Speaker 2: we're giving out candy year. The reason why is the
- 38:01Speaker 2: last couple of years has been hardly any kids. We
- 38:03Speaker 2: buy this giant sized bag from Costco.
- 38:06Speaker 1: And I end up eating it and I get it out.
- 38:08Speaker 2: I know, So what's the point now? I could buy
- 38:11Speaker 2: a small bag of candy. I think it's usually Halloween
- 38:16Speaker 2: happens during the weekend.
- 38:17Speaker 1: I gotta work.
- 38:18Speaker 2: It's on a night we don't do the radio show.
- 38:20Speaker 2: So I might actually go to my niece and nephew's
- 38:24Speaker 2: house and they'll go trick or tree.
- 38:25Speaker 1: I don't know. I've not decided, but most likely we'll
- 38:28Speaker 1: not be giving out anything this year. What about you, Lorena,
- 38:30Speaker 1: I don't give out candy.
- 38:32Speaker 7: I go trick or treating.
- 38:33Speaker 1: No, you don't, I do. Come on, Loraine, you're a
- 38:37Speaker 1: grown woman.
- 38:37Speaker 7: I'll bring in the candy for you.
- 38:40Speaker 1: Okay, Well that's fun. Go ahead, Coop.
- 38:43Speaker 7: I will not be giving out candy this year. I
- 38:45Speaker 7: will be in Las Vegas.
- 38:47Speaker 2: Lost Wages, Nevada. All right, what is next year? It's
- 38:51Speaker 2: Ask Ben? Your questions are answers. We're doing the extended
- 38:56Speaker 2: dance remix of Ask Ben.
- 38:58Speaker 1: Until you scream bloody murder and then we'll stop. All right.
- 39:02Speaker 7: This question is from Donkey Sausage.
- 39:04Speaker 1: Hi, Donkey.
- 39:05Speaker 7: He wants to know what is your favorite unsolved mystery?
- 39:10Speaker 2: So I mentioned this on the show several times over
- 39:13Speaker 2: the years. It was a famous hijacking in the Pacific Northwest.
- 39:20Speaker 2: dB Cooper, I'd love to know it's not like the
- 39:24Speaker 2: great like Roswell's another wonderful one, which would likely trump
- 39:28Speaker 2: dB Cooper. I read so much about dB Cooper years ago.
- 39:32Speaker 2: I loved that story.
- 39:33Speaker 1: The Roswell thing is great too, Like, what was that? Really?
- 39:38Speaker 1: What about you, Lorrena.
- 39:39Speaker 5: I'm gonna have to go with whether Walt Disney is
- 39:44Speaker 5: actually dead or frozen in a capsule?
- 39:47Speaker 6: Oh my god.
- 39:48Speaker 1: Okay, that's a good one. That's good one. Okay, all right,
- 39:53Speaker 1: moving on in the broadcast spoiler, he's dead and even
- 39:57Speaker 1: if he was alive, he'd still be dead. Yes, go ahead.
- 40:00Speaker 5: I think I gotta go with maybe the identity of
- 40:04Speaker 5: Jack the Ripper, Right, they never figured that out.
- 40:08Speaker 1: Right, I don't know, I don't think so. But what
- 40:10Speaker 1: about the cool roswellt goblins? Aliens?
- 40:15Speaker 7: I believe in aliens. I mean, I'm pretty sure, that's right,
- 40:17Speaker 7: I know, but if.
- 40:18Speaker 1: They actually landed there. See I think the cell phone,
- 40:21Speaker 1: the internet's all alien technology. How about that?
- 40:24Speaker 7: Yeah, that's that surprised me.
- 40:26Speaker 1: Everything kind of.
- 40:27Speaker 2: Took off after roswell New Mexico. I'm gonna go coast
- 40:29Speaker 2: to coast move over, George Norri