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Barra's Bits: The Top 10 Lines Barra Didn't Use In The News Last Night · Lisa & Russell

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  Speaker 1: When you hit off with your mates and we'll just
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  Speaker 1: crack gags. I added a lot of color here time
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  Speaker 1: he went to boss level.
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  Speaker 2: For Barreer's fits, have some of this fang golsh.
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  Speaker 3: Baron good morning. And for the Dockers history made.
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  Speaker 2: Fourteen straight wins, two games clear on top of the
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  Speaker 2: ladder to their amazing season continues. I don't think people
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  Speaker 2: realize how hard fourteen wins in a row is. I
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  Speaker 2: was at the Eagles in them in their heyday when
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  Speaker 2: they had the state team and they were unbeatable and
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  Speaker 2: we won I think twelve straight, and we thought, oh
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  Speaker 2: good zey have gone fourteen and they'll just keep unrolling.
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  Speaker 2: I think they've got the giants in Canberra. They're going
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  Speaker 2: like bustards, so they'll spank them. It will be fifteen straight.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, nobody wants to jinx it, but it's it's
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  Speaker 3: hard not to smile at what's unfolding.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no jinxing. Now they're beyond that. They're not
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  Speaker 2: dockery anymore. They get that that term dock creed Dockers.
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  Speaker 2: They're got that's gone. They're not going to drop the
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  Speaker 2: ball in the finals. Would be interesting because that's a
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  Speaker 2: different challenge. But until then they're going to win a
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  Speaker 2: lot of games. They flogged the suns. Really, they blocked
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  Speaker 2: out the suns fifty They eclipse the suns like Bonnie
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  Speaker 2: Taylor Tyler, remember her total eclipse of the Sun, a
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  Speaker 2: solar eclipse.
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  Speaker 1: You know, this is what we do in the newsroom.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, we try to come up with headlines
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  Speaker 2: and promo lines around you know, playing on words Rocky Burnham,
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  Speaker 2: myself and all the other journeys. So I brought in
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  Speaker 2: here the top ten lines Bara didn't use in the
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  Speaker 2: and the News last night.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, and I'll use my commedee voice.
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  Speaker 3: Go for it.
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  Speaker 2: The Sun said a little earlier than expected yesterday, the
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  Speaker 2: UV rating it up to stadium zero. After the dock
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  Speaker 2: has blocked out the suns. The only thing the Sons
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  Speaker 2: took home from Perth was a bit of cloud cover,
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  Speaker 2: or maybe a bit of shade. The Dockers were so
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  Speaker 2: hot they melt the suns. Love us is a good one.
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  Speaker 2: The Dockers have now beaten the Sun so often they're
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  Speaker 2: eligible for vitamin D.
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  Speaker 3: Rebate perfect bound.
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  Speaker 1: The Dockers just.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't beat the suns. They turned them into moonlight and
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  Speaker 2: nearly there. Mate, the Dockers have officially become WA's biggest
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  Speaker 2: source of renewable energy. They're running entirely on suns. The
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  Speaker 2: suns were supposed to light up after us. Instead they
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  Speaker 2: got switched up and the peace to resist once my
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  Speaker 2: friend for gold, ninety six FMS listeners and the prize
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  Speaker 2: for the best line.
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  Speaker 1: Which came from a young journey.
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  Speaker 2: Fourteen straight wins, two games clear on top, and yesterday
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  Speaker 2: the Dockers did what no one thought was possible. They
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  Speaker 2: made the Suns disappear in perfect I should use that
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  Speaker 2: one last night, I think, well, I think what's been
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  Speaker 2: missed as well, Smiley, is that just how patient the
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  Speaker 2: Dockers have been build this team over many, many years.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: He has a lot of courage, you know, a couple
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  Speaker 2: lot of slings and arrows and all that sort of stuff.
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  Speaker 2: And now they're reaping the rewards and they're so young,
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  Speaker 2: so it's frightening. They're going to have long term success
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  Speaker 2: and they're going to win a lot of games. Brilliant strategy.
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  Speaker 3: So that second half surge the other day was once
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  Speaker 3: they get rolling, they are, That's exactly right.
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  Speaker 1: It's when the dam breaks and then that panic they go,
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  Speaker 1: I know, we're sweet. You know it all happened for us.
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  Speaker 2: And now I wrote something in the Sunday Times magazine
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  Speaker 2: this week and just received an incredible reaction. I said,
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  Speaker 2: all Eagles fans, after the derby's over in a couple
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  Speaker 2: of weeks, we should all get behind the Purple people.
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  Speaker 2: Now you're an Eagles man, an Eagles man, tell me,
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  Speaker 2: would will you get it be begetting behind the Dockers
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  Speaker 2: in their surge to the finals and in the finals.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because it's West Australian State v state. It's tribal, but
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  Speaker 2: it's against We want to beat the Vics. I don't
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  Speaker 2: give us stuff about silly derby rivalry. All right, I
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  Speaker 2: got one quick one for you as we go out.
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  Speaker 2: So Kilda Beach in Melbourne, okay, would you call it
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  Speaker 2: a beach?
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  Speaker 3: St Kildo Beach, Matte?
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  Speaker 1: It wouldn't be a beach in w A.
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  Speaker 3: You walk down that street with the lovely pries.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, beautiful and the water is flat, there's no waves.
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  Speaker 2: It wouldn't be in the top two hundred beaches here anyway.
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  Speaker 2: It's been named renamed Patrick Beach.
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  Speaker 3: Not many people can say they've aut a beach.
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  Speaker 2: Named after themselves the soccer who is great goalkeeper.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, here's his underwhelming reaction.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, let's have a listen.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely, I think I heard something about that earlier this morning. No,
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  Speaker 4: it's great. It's great to see the countries getting around it.
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  Speaker 4: We definitely feel the love and support here from back home,
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  Speaker 4: all of US players and stuff. We see the support
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  Speaker 4: from the nation, We see the videos, we see the
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  Speaker 4: fed Square and you know, the crowds in Sydney and
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  Speaker 4: Brisbane and all over everywhere, and obviously for them to
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how long that is or what's the
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  Speaker 4: go with that, but that's very much appreciated. I think
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  Speaker 4: it's pretty funny as well, so you know, I'm all
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  Speaker 4: for it.
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  Speaker 3: I wonder if he'll start signing beach towns now about.
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  Speaker 1: Oh look good, I'm Patrick Beach.
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  Speaker 2: But if you're going to name a beach after a hero,
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  Speaker 2: you don't choose Melbourne. I know it's from Victoria Faired
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  Speaker 2: income quit Melbourne's most questionable swim I would call it.
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  Speaker 1: It's not even a beach really, so good luck to him.
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  Speaker 2: And of course that Saturday morning, two am, we're playing Egypt.
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  Speaker 1: No mo Salah, they're saying. So we could get through
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  Speaker 1: for the first time to the round.
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  Speaker 3: Of six history, just one win away.
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  Speaker 2: I should mention the Eagles obviously went down to the
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  Speaker 2: Blues on the weekend. I didn't think it was tough watching. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't think it was that bad. I mean, it's
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  Speaker 2: kind of where they're at. The Blues have now won
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  Speaker 2: six straight and it's incredible to see they may make
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  Speaker 2: the wildcard round. And they sacked their coach this year,
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  Speaker 2: so since they sacked Fossy they have won six straight.
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  Speaker 3: They look like a side reborn.
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  Speaker 1: There's no doubt about that.
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  Speaker 2: And it will be the making of the wildcard round
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  Speaker 2: because everyone's poop pooing the wildcard round. You know when eighth,
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  Speaker 2: seventh place, tenth and eighth place ninth in the first
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  Speaker 2: week of the finals and it's an elimination and then
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  Speaker 2: they move forward. If it's Carlton versus Collingwood in the
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  Speaker 2: first week of the finals, the wildcard round, that'll be
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  Speaker 2: the making of it.
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  Speaker 1: How good would that bet? Collingwood Wildcard season over.
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  Speaker 2: Unfortunately for the West Coast Fever, though disappointing against the
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  Speaker 2: Vixens in Melbourne.
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  Speaker 3: What a season though.
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  Speaker 2: I know their temperature of the fever's temperature dropped about
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  Speaker 2: ten degrees in Melbourne.
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  Speaker 1: Thought drop, poor buggers.
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  Speaker 3: So you know they never stop fighting.
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  Speaker 2: I know they just couldn't quite get it going. So
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  Speaker 2: now I wanted to mention this. Obviously, the great Tony
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  Speaker 2: Madra such a good blake. It was in Perth from
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  Speaker 2: ninety nine to two thousand and one. I get to
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  Speaker 2: know him really well. I love surfing and fishing. Great blake.
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  Speaker 3: I still remember. I still remember Tony Modro kicking six
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  Speaker 3: goals against the.
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  Speaker 2: Year in the Derby Derby first it's the first time
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  Speaker 2: I've ever seen Ashley McIntosh get beaten in a one
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  Speaker 2: on one play.
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember that goal? And he waxed the ground.
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  Speaker 2: And he took Mark of the year three times Mods,
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  Speaker 2: that's how good he is. Coleman had played forty seven
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  Speaker 2: games for Freemantle and obviously one hundred and eighteen for
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  Speaker 2: the Crows. And he had a horrible truck crash recently
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  Speaker 2: and I was worried there for a bit. Everyone was worried,
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  Speaker 2: not just me. And it turned out that it was
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  Speaker 2: facial damage. Mostly when I say only I didn't say only,
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  Speaker 2: but I was about to say only. He's come out
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  Speaker 2: of it and he's talking and ahead of the showdown
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  Speaker 2: on the weekend, he actually sent a message out from
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  Speaker 2: his hospital bed.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't believe it. His mods.
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  Speaker 5: Get out everybody. I'm really looking forward to watching tonight's
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  Speaker 5: and the two teams putting on a great show for
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  Speaker 5: South Australia. Enjoy the game and make sure you drive
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  Speaker 5: home social you need the emotion.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that was that was a joke. No, and
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  Speaker 2: I know that was a joke. At the end he
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  Speaker 2: said drive home safely. He's gone all right for him
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  Speaker 2: to crack gags and that he didn't sound super budd
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  Speaker 2: He's gil be sweet. I love the bloke in the waft.
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  Speaker 2: On the weekend, Perth had a good win over South
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  Speaker 2: from Antle see that red Legs.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 2: That was one of the great days for our club
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  Speaker 2: in many, many years. So well done to the Demons.
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  Speaker 2: And I wanted to mention a special match at good
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  Speaker 2: Grocer Park for the brother of sharkstar Cam Early.
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  Speaker 3: I saw this on the news last night, said yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He passed away about ten years ago and the game
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  Speaker 2: was there to help raise funds for the Kai Early Foundation.
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  Speaker 1: They were wearing jumpers.
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  Speaker 2: They call it Kai Feller and it's a mental health
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  Speaker 2: charity basically, and the logo of the foundation they used
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  Speaker 2: a rainbow. And when Kai his brother takes a mark
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  Speaker 2: in the last quarter and he's having a shot for
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  Speaker 2: goal and guess what came across the stadium.
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  Speaker 3: Right on cue.
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  Speaker 2: It was actually unbelievable. It's one of the great things
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  Speaker 2: I've seen this year. And not much pressure on Kay
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  Speaker 2: then to kick the goal. Was it's sorry, Cam, sorry,
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  Speaker 2: Cam Camp and Cam he booted the goal and the
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  Speaker 2: place went.
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  Speaker 3: But not bananas, So special moments.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well done Eastern Mantle and Cam.
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  Speaker 2: We're thinking of your brother and your and your family
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  Speaker 2: and yourself And that was super and it was it
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  Speaker 2: was lovely to pay tribute on the news last night.
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  Speaker 1: Good on your mate. Great to be with you too, brother,