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Little Oldboy | Son of a Boy Dad #129 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 2: Got a fucking sty Again.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know that movie because I did more compress
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  Speaker 5: all days.
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  Speaker 2: But the last time I had a stye was the
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  Speaker 2: last time we did the case Race, and it got
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  Speaker 2: so much worse from the makeup. Now this is what's
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  Speaker 2: gonna happen again. Damn so I might just see if
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  Speaker 2: they can't, if I can do something quids and on
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  Speaker 2: in my eyes.
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  Speaker 6: Just do like a one half of the face thing.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah we had one half of the face. Huh. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: that's nature fighting hard against you.
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  Speaker 2: Not really ship at all.
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  Speaker 6: I know I'm not in the mood either.
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  Speaker 2: I kind of came out of Friday night being like
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  Speaker 2: I want to take a little break through drinking, and
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  Speaker 2: then I was like, fuck, did the piece or something? Monday?
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  Speaker 7: I'm getting paid to drink Monday.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I have to go to work and drink. I
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  Speaker 6: literally was just telling my fucking like.
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  Speaker 8: Mom naps like, yeah, I got a fucking pissy ass.
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  Speaker 6: Nat, I have to record three episodes of talking and
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  Speaker 6: then have the episode of talking. We're also smash Bears aggressively.
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  Speaker 2: I just don't feel like drinking.
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  Speaker 7: I don't like being hung over or your bitch just
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  Speaker 7: bes topill it all down.
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  Speaker 2: It's appreciate.
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  Speaker 6: It's just your shirt, your shirt. You need a bit.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna make my already. Welcome back to the
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  Speaker 2: Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today.
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  Speaker 6: It is Monday, August seventeenth, No wait, no, no, twenty first,
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  Speaker 6: twenty first, Yeah, where does the time go?
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  Speaker 2: Man, where does it all go?
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  Speaker 6: I'm depressed at summer's ending.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not I'm pumped.
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  Speaker 8: Why so, I'm ready for the summer to be over.
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  Speaker 2: I'm ready for my electricity bill not to be fucking
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  Speaker 2: one thousand dollars a month.
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  Speaker 6: What temper you set in that sleep?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, but apparently that thing is. I looked
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  Speaker 2: it up as my bill went up so much, and
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  Speaker 2: I looked it up, and apparently those things just burn money,
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  Speaker 2: those portable ones.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, it takes all the electric building. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: your neighbor's lights are probably flickering.
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  Speaker 8: I know.
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  Speaker 6: And Huberman says you have to sleep at fifty four degrees?
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  Speaker 2: Does he really? No? I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: Fifty four You have to sleep with your feet dipped
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  Speaker 6: in an ice tank. Yeah, your hands shaved into an
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  Speaker 6: ice block. Sass featuring a brand new black T shirt
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  Speaker 6: over black brand new black long sleeve shirt.
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  Speaker 2: No, neither of these are now really worn these like
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  Speaker 2: hundreds of times?
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  Speaker 6: Really?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Hey, look brand new.
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  Speaker 2: I wore this shirt last week, and then I wear
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  Speaker 2: the long sleeve one all the time.
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  Speaker 6: In the shade of black. What are the folds doing? Though?
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  Speaker 6: The folds they seem like they were either just unwrapped
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  Speaker 6: or just taken out of the laundry.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, probably both.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, bro six taking out of the laundry sick.
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  Speaker 1: Look you're fucking living right now, brother, what.
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  Speaker 2: The guests if that's what you want to call it?
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  Speaker 6: Dressed in all black like the Omen?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Johnny Cash.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, honestly you are new feing for a.
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  Speaker 2: Much more Johnny Cash style these days. Comedy Johnny Cash. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: But didn't he have to do like a ton of
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  Speaker 6: living to do that? Didn't you have drug problems, women problems?
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  Speaker 6: And he shot a man in Reno just to watch
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  Speaker 6: him die.
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  Speaker 2: No, he was doing all black from the beginning, I think,
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  Speaker 2: really close to it.
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  Speaker 8: That is badass.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe he just felt self conscious about his man titties. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: probably I have some tits today, poor bastard.
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  Speaker 2: I was that plant just making noise. It's a fake
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  Speaker 2: plant too, and I was animals in it. It was probably
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  Speaker 2: a rat in it, dude.
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  Speaker 6: I walked into the office. All my plants are fucking dead.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I saw.
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  Speaker 6: I was genuinely pissed off. They let my plant.
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  Speaker 1: I was barely keeping them alive, like they were stunted
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  Speaker 1: growth like a child. That I kept in my basement,
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  Speaker 1: but they were at least alive. I transferred them.
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  Speaker 6: Over to Ebony and security guard Dan. They're fucking wilted.
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  Speaker 2: And they didn't water them or anything.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't water them, they didn't give them sunlight. The
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  Speaker 1: fucking succulents are dying. Those are like low light plants.
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  Speaker 2: There's no sunlight in this office, I know. And those
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  Speaker 2: are over at the actual window.
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  Speaker 6: Even the windows are completely close. Don't even know who does.
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  Speaker 2: That, I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: It's fucking bullshit. This office is dumb as fuck.
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  Speaker 2: I know they're trying to keep us in here like
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  Speaker 2: a fucking casino, just no.
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  Speaker 6: Windows, pumping oxygen the air in just hid a walker
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  Speaker 6: in a fucking oxygen mask playing. They should just turn
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  Speaker 6: this into a casino, but like the kind that you
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  Speaker 6: see at a gas station in Pennsylvania.
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  Speaker 2: That'd be nice.
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  Speaker 6: We're like in West Virginia, the fucking they just have
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  Speaker 6: casinos and like the bars down there, there's just a
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  Speaker 6: room of the bar. It's just slot machines and shit.
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  Speaker 2: Totally, let's get down to the bitching and moaning. What
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  Speaker 2: are we mad about today?
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  Speaker 6: I'm seriously mad about everything. Yeah, I came in fucking hot.
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  Speaker 2: I'm pissed about the case race. Yeah, that's tonight. They
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  Speaker 2: won't even be out by the time this is out,
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  Speaker 2: so we don't really know.
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  Speaker 6: We're gonna say it to embarrass ourselves. Yeah, yeah, I
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  Speaker 6: forgot that. It's like a fucking Vietnamese death trap for
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  Speaker 6: me to fucking drink on camera because I'm gonna do
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  Speaker 6: the stupidest thing ever, reveal my true colors as an asshole,
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  Speaker 6: fucking show myself be worried. Huh.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like you never you don't. You don't really
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  Speaker 2: ever get any heat from that.
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  Speaker 8: I always do, except for what what when you through
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  Speaker 8: the football?
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  Speaker 6: Fucking I my person. I mean, but everybody gets heat, Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: you also, but you get the most heat.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. It's whatever, biggest slice of the pie.
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  Speaker 2: I just don't feel like drinking, and I don't I
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  Speaker 2: don't want to blackout on camera.
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  Speaker 6: First case race was on the Joker Baby.
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  Speaker 1: Second case race was that's the first talking about salaries.
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  Speaker 1: Third case race was I'm just gonna sit here and
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  Speaker 1: relax and not even do anything. You've had kind of
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  Speaker 1: running themes, shicks and bits for these case races in
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  Speaker 1: a healthy way, But what's going to be.
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  Speaker 2: This one very negative negative Nancy just probably not even
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  Speaker 2: gonna talk sadly drink shit. You got real sad the.
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  Speaker 6: Black shirt and like you were setting the tone. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 6: it's one hundred intentional negative definitely.
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  Speaker 2: That's where I'm at right now.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, same, I'm in bad vibes too.
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  Speaker 2: Now I'm kind of just a little sleepy. Had a
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  Speaker 2: long weekend. I went to the Yankees Red Sox game
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  Speaker 2: on Saturday. That was fun. Yeah with Gardini?
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  Speaker 6: Interesting which team did you root for?
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  Speaker 2: The Red Sox?
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  Speaker 6: And he rooted for the Yankees?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the Red Sox. They hit a Grand Slam second inning.
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  Speaker 2: It's fucking awesome. I had a huge parlay, two hundred
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  Speaker 2: dollars parlay payout was twelve hundred bucks. The only leg
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  Speaker 2: that didn't hit was that Vertigo dude on on the
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  Speaker 2: Red Sox getting it just one hit. You just need
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  Speaker 2: to get on base, damn. And he got walked I
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  Speaker 2: think every single at bat that he had.
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  Speaker 6: And what did you pick him because you liked his name?
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  Speaker 2: No, he was the dude. He he was the number one.
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  Speaker 2: He was like minus three hundred to get on base,
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  Speaker 2: and he fucked you.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and you would have been swimming into what was
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  Speaker 6: the other like that they'd hit a grand slam?
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  Speaker 2: Dah it was Red Sox money line. They were not
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  Speaker 2: favorited and uh red Sox money line. Their pitcher had
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  Speaker 2: to have five plus rikeouts and you think he had
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  Speaker 2: like eight or something judge to get on base, and
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  Speaker 2: he had a home run. And then that Verdigo wherever
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  Speaker 2: you pronounce his name, do you get on bass?
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  Speaker 6: It's fucking awesome that we can finally hit, we can
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  Speaker 6: finally bet. Talk about betting, bet in New York.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean we can always talk about betting. We
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  Speaker 2: actually we were encouraged to talk about betting the whole time.
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  Speaker 6: But we're such fucking dark hearted rebels that will only
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  Speaker 6: do it now.
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  Speaker 2: No the money, yeah, not involved any We don't like
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  Speaker 2: corporate America. Tell us what to do.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, we'll fucking rebel against them. What were you guys
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  Speaker 6: drinking at the game? Some bl smoothies, bud lights? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: some tall ones, some big boys. I got sunburned. I'm
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  Speaker 6: a little burnt, whiter than I've ever seen. Are you
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  Speaker 6: talking about.
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  Speaker 2: My thighs were really burnt earlier today. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: where it went. You're un disappeared completely. You were like
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  Speaker 2: it was my legs were on fire. In the shower
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  Speaker 2: this morning.
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  Speaker 6: You look like, well, the ship must have been burned off,
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  Speaker 6: because you're truly as white as I've ever seen you.
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  Speaker 2: I hate wearing shorts.
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  Speaker 6: I'm going back to Bermuda shorts.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, I'm gonna stop being the on camera podcasts. I
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  Speaker 2: just want to do audio only.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, stop being on camera one clip a month, one
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  Speaker 6: clip of month. Fuck fuck this. If they want to
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  Speaker 6: throw us in the trash, throw us in the trash
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  Speaker 6: one clip a month. I know it's just regular conversation.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: They don't even zoom in on our No, no zooms,
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  Speaker 6: no note, not even vertical. Yeah I wanted to be horizontal.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah one square, one square clip like that at four eight. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: worst quality possible. Shit needs to look like fucking roadblocks.
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  Speaker 2: Totally bad boys of podcasting.
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  Speaker 6: Fuck yeah, fuck fuck it all.
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  Speaker 2: They don't play by the corporate rules.
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  Speaker 6: I truly have the same feeling. I feel like I
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  Speaker 6: was like walking into work, I was like like close
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  Speaker 6: to getting in a public confrontation. I was like waiting
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  Speaker 6: for somebody, like walking into people. Fucking I was just
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  Speaker 6: pissed off. I didn't, but I wanted to fucking like
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  Speaker 6: a taxi driver to drive into the intersection show going.
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  Speaker 2: A yeah, look at me. Yeah, I love the dudes
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  Speaker 2: that I think I've thrown it hit me. I don't
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  Speaker 2: really know what you're expecting to happen there, though, to.
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  Speaker 6: Get hit and run.
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  Speaker 2: What if you get hit wouldn't be the adrenaline would
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  Speaker 2: probably go away a little bit.
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  Speaker 6: Hit and run must be exhilarating, Oh yeah, definitely, it
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  Speaker 6: must be a fucking blast.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I saw a video yesterday of a fucking biker.
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  Speaker 2: He was being guipiking, like on a bicycle in the
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  Speaker 2: middle of the road and the car from behind just
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  Speaker 2: railed through him, and all the comments were like he
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  Speaker 2: deserved that, and I was like, dude, that guy was
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  Speaker 2: like a guy just hit a dude in the middle
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  Speaker 2: of the lane, going like seventy miles per hour.
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  Speaker 6: People hate bikes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like that's like attempted murder.
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  Speaker 1: My wife and my mom. My mom was up this
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  Speaker 1: weekend and like a scooter like came through. We were
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  Speaker 1: going like two miles an hour in traffic and a
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  Speaker 1: scooter wove through.
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  Speaker 6: My mom was like, bastard yeah, yeah, what the hell? Why,
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  Speaker 6: Like you're going it like decongests the streets for people
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  Speaker 6: to get through that ship.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I feel you're more likely to get hurt getting
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  Speaker 2: hit by a bike. I think you would get way
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  Speaker 2: more injured if you got hit by a bike in
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  Speaker 2: the city than a car. What do you mean cars
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  Speaker 2: only go like ten miles per hour here?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you can ride up on the hood. Yeah, a
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  Speaker 6: bike is so weird the bike. Yeah, it would just
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  Speaker 6: impale you. Yeah, through you you're dying if you get
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  Speaker 6: hit by a bike.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't split in half.
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  Speaker 6: A car, you could. Probably you will go on with
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  Speaker 6: your day. Old You're not missing your meeting, Yeah, unless
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  Speaker 6: you really get litigious. Oh yeah, unless you want to
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  Speaker 6: sue somebody. Real bad.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't do shit yesterday. I feel like those days
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  Speaker 2: when I don't do anything I feel like that makes
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  Speaker 2: it for a bad day the next day.
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  Speaker 6: And a bad to sleep. You like, can't rest because
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  Speaker 6: all you did was rest the whole I slept, well,
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  Speaker 6: oh really, And I also wanted for like an hour
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  Speaker 6: and a half walk at like eight pm, old ass man, Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I was getting I was getting a little antsy, and
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  Speaker 6: I was like I had to go for I gotta
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  Speaker 6: go for a little walk hands and feel really bad
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  Speaker 6: about really feel really bad for myself for no reason.
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  Speaker 6: No one fucking understands me cry walking on the sunset.
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  Speaker 6: It was actually very nice. So it's a good walk.
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  Speaker 6: Where'd you go?
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  Speaker 2: I'm just down by the water.
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  Speaker 6: Did you were you on your phone? Where you walked?
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  Speaker 2: Hell no, I was listening to some tunes.
• 12:32
  Speaker 6: Would you listen to Dilly?
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: A little bit of Dylan, a little bit of uh
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  Speaker 2: Norra Jones?
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  Speaker 6: Oh damn, it was like that. Yikes.
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  Speaker 2: I was just feeling the wind on my fingertips, going, damn.
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  Speaker 2: It's a good bit. It's a good day to be here.
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  Speaker 2: It was nice.
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  Speaker 1: Nora Jones is the saddest shit ever. Hell No, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know why I didn't. Isn't that what she's saying?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why I didn't come. That is not
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  Speaker 2: come like ejaculate, like come like why did not I
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  Speaker 2: did not come?
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  Speaker 6: You don't know that I do. She might be talking
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  Speaker 6: about come.
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  Speaker 2: If you've listened to the song, it's clearly not about ejaculating.
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  Speaker 6: It's for a girl. Yeah, it's a girl's version of ejaculating.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, I mean Nora Jones probably is a girl's
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  Speaker 2: version of ejaculating.
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  Speaker 6: That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: That's probably what it feels like listening to one Nora Jones.
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  Speaker 6: Song slow Being by the Fire.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was nice mellows, great sunset. Every time I
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  Speaker 2: walk down by the every time I see the World
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  Speaker 2: Trade Center, I just think about that story of Lewis
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: Kelmez rollerblading out of the city on nine to eleven.
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  Speaker 6: What happened?
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  Speaker 2: I guess on nine to eleven. He probably thought it
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  Speaker 2: he roller bladed out. He rollerbladed to like upstate New York.
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  Speaker 2: As soon as it happened.
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  Speaker 6: What Yeah, he just about faced and spread it out.
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  Speaker 2: Literally.
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  Speaker 6: Having rollerblades is like the most autonomous quick way to
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  Speaker 6: get out of the bikes. You probably get jammed up cards.
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  Speaker 2: Like one of those boosted boards.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm sure those existed at nine to eleven.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, just one.
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  Speaker 6: Wheel out of the city. Yeah, a drove of people
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  Speaker 6: one wheeling.
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  Speaker 2: He would be sick.
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  Speaker 6: People on segues. That's probably why they invented segways. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: escaped nine to eleven. Why upstate? Why didn't he just
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  Speaker 6: go to like Brooklyn?
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  Speaker 2: We were also scared. We didn't really know where to go?
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  Speaker 6: Where'd you go? I heard you hopped in the jet
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  Speaker 6: pack and floated out of here.
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  Speaker 2: I know I should have done that, but yeah, it
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  Speaker 2: was a nice walk. Had a long ass weekend, six shows,
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: just freaking putting in that extra work. It's what it's
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  Speaker 2: all about. It's all about those repetitions to climb. I
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: got hammered on Friday night, and then I drank pretty
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  Speaker 2: much right when I woke up on Saturday, and then
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  Speaker 2: I went home and I was like, I'm gonna take
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: a nap before I my spots. My first pot was
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  Speaker 2: at seven thirty. Woke up. It's like eight forty five.
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  Speaker 2: I wou I outside. I'm covered in sweat. My head
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  Speaker 2: is just beating you. Miss No, I wasn't eight forty five.
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  Speaker 2: I got there. I got there. I just went last
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  Speaker 2: instead of instead of second. What the hell I'd set
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  Speaker 2: my alarm for six thirty.
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  Speaker 6: I'm picturing you like a like a line cook, getting
• 15:19
  Speaker 6: in late to work like set.
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  Speaker 2: It was brutal. It doesn't matter. It was brutal. It
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  Speaker 2: was I felt so bad. I'm never late for that shit. Ever.
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  Speaker 2: I usually get to my I get to like I'll go.
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  Speaker 2: I get there. Like thirty minutes before I even go up.
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  Speaker 2: Most people get there like the minute that they're going up.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: I get there like thirty minutes in advance, and I like,
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: I like.
• 15:39
  Speaker 6: Get a stick at the Brussels Sprout. Yeah, I take
• 15:41
  Speaker 6: a shit like I do whatever, take a second shit.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Usually it's because I know I'm gonna have to
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: shoot as soon as I walk in there, so I
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: get there early. I take a shit. I like to
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: walk there. I leave like an hour and a half
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: before my spot.
• 15:52
  Speaker 6: You want to listen to a full Nora Jones album? Yeah, exactly,
• 15:55
  Speaker 6: And I fucking woke up. Oh, it was devastating. Why
• 15:58
  Speaker 6: did you drink that morning? Who was peer pressure you?
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: I was. We drank at the Yankees Red Sox game.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: Oh it was a day game. It was one pm.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, you have no respect for the
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: craft man. I have all the respects and drink the
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: rest of the day. So I was just hungover at
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: the stand.
• 16:15
  Speaker 6: That sucks so bad.
• 16:16
  Speaker 8: But the shows were great, great.
• 16:19
  Speaker 6: At time, it was brutal.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: It was really bad because it was like the night
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: beforees hangover head and caught up to me.
• 16:24
  Speaker 6: Yet double compounding is just a double hangover. It's like
• 16:29
  Speaker 6: compounding interest, but the wrong way.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: And then I was like, I'm not going to drink
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: for a little bit. You're gonna take like a couple
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: of weeks off case race tonight.
• 16:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're fucked. It's like a baby, little bitch ass
• 16:40
  Speaker 6: mini case race though.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what are we doing? Eight peers, eight piers, it works.
• 16:44
  Speaker 6: That's five minutes for you.
• 16:46
  Speaker 8: I'll crush those, yeah you will, and then I'll probably
• 16:48
  Speaker 8: fucking go out.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: I'll be out until seven am.
• 16:53
  Speaker 6: Swear off drinking. But then the barstool Wardrone Wednesday, So
• 16:56
  Speaker 6: you'll have to drink for that.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: Hell I would have to drink for that.
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: Because you got to give a speech.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: Who cares for one minute? Yeah? I don't have to
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: get drunk for that.
• 17:05
  Speaker 6: Oh you'll have to.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: Why would I have to get drunk for that?
• 17:08
  Speaker 6: You're in front of cat in my cat to announce
• 17:10
  Speaker 6: an award Portland's back, bro, What the fuck are you
• 17:12
  Speaker 6: talking about?
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: I'll probably just pop a xanax or something. I need
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: four xanaxes in three Miller lots. I've been watching a
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: lot of Eastbounding Down too. That's what I did yesterday.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: My brain is just rotting.
• 17:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, he is the It will make you into
• 17:27
  Speaker 6: a real man though. Oh yeah, it's so funny watching
• 17:29
  Speaker 6: that ship will like strip away any any pussy. That's yes,
• 17:33
  Speaker 6: it's such a such a funny show. I haven't watched
• 17:35
  Speaker 6: that show since I was in like eighth grade. It
• 17:37
  Speaker 6: was an exhilarating show. I think I was watching it
• 17:40
  Speaker 6: in like college or maybe right out of college. What
• 17:41
  Speaker 6: years did it come out? Where yours was Eastbounding Down?
• 17:44
  Speaker 6: But just h it was just like a fucking Sunday
• 17:47
  Speaker 6: night HBO show. Yeah, just getting fried and watching Eastbound Down.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: I know you're doing the same thing in eighth grade.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: You and your pops are probably passing back and forth
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: a fucking gotty No.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: My friend, uh, one of my friends Bo. You guys
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: know him. He uh he he used to He used
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: to watch it all the time and she would put
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: it on and I was always like this fucking sucks.
• 18:08
  Speaker 6: You thought that at the time.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: I just didn't like anything that he liked. Yeah, we
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: were Archie, we were we were enemies, said yeah, we
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: were enemies for a while, still kind of are. It's
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: kind of just like he's one of those dudes that
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: everything that he likes, I hate.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: He's one of those enemies you obsess over. Yeah, tell
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: every story of anything that ever happens to him.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: He's losing his mind out in Alaska, and it's so funny.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: He calls me and he's like, dude, I can't be
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: here anymore. And I'm like and I and I he
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: only he's only there for like two more weeks, but
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: I try and make it as long as I possibly can.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, that's only like one sixth of the
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: trip left. And he gets so dude, he like loses
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: his ship. I'm like, you only have like one million
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: seconds left until you get home. It's not that bad.
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: You're only good at It's Yeah, it's just twice as
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: long as it took for god hear.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: He gets so mad. He's really because you said he's
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: been out there with the same eight people for three
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: months in Alaska.
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: That sucks and just tourist groups.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like rich ass old dudes.
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: I can't imagine having to explain the whole thing over
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: and over and over and oh yeah, explaining something over
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: and over and over again sounds terrible. Yeah, I don't
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: know how teachers do it. I don't know how people
• 19:22
  Speaker 6: that work at like amusement parks are like, okay guys,
• 19:25
  Speaker 6: or like the guys at TSA when you're putting your
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: bags through and they're like, take off your belt, take
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: your laptop.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: So that's those guys are so fucking furious all the time.
• 19:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, their brain has to be on all They got
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: to understand though, they're the're changing the rules every single airport.
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: You got to you gotta understand why some people are
• 19:39
  Speaker 6: like do I have to take my laptop out or no?
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: Because some airports they say yes, some airports they say now,
• 19:43
  Speaker 6: And the.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Woman with the fattest fupa alive will get so pissed
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: off at you. Yeah, a woman that's ninety percent fupa
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: that's like a simon.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: To an airport in a while.
• 19:53
  Speaker 6: Damn are you missing it? Separation anxiety.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: I was on the Delta app this morning, check checking
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: my checking my feet. What happens when you hit silver?
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Is there like a did they come to your house?
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: And it's like when you task congratulations come down, when
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: you text happy birthday and the balloons pop up on
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: your Delta screen.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: What happens when you hit a platinum?
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: A man comes to your house and rolls Royce and
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: it gets you a fucking line of cocaine on a
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: silver platter.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, I got my fucking MX welcome home. That was big.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: What do you mean got my dude gold? What fucking steal?
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: You gotta ammy? Ay ya yai, let me touch it.
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: I don't know, just with a one finger.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: I don't want to even for the Little Sasquatch Toring
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: company to hold at that. Not, Bro, last time I checked,
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: you weren't on the fucking team.
• 20:41
  Speaker 6: I'm trying to get on the team.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: I was kept out of Philly Little Sasquatch Torn and
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: it just ends with the n.
• 20:49
  Speaker 6: No. G Let me get in, bro, Torn, Let me
• 20:52
  Speaker 6: get in.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Who are you gonna who.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna groom next? Now that Mook is moving
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: to Chicago, I have no idea. He was your last
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: little like Suss, he's your little boy.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: He's gonna come on the road with me. Still, I
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: think I just don't know for those It's gonna be
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: more of a pain in the ass for some of
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: them because I got like fucking Providence, Like, what is
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: he gonna fly out for Providence?
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: Let it be know little sas is looking for a
• 21:12
  Speaker 6: little older boy. He's looking for a little older boy
• 21:16
  Speaker 6: to groom.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: I'm looking for an older boy who I treat it
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: like he's ten years younger than me.
• 21:21
  Speaker 6: Like bitch out. He talks to you and you're just
• 21:24
  Speaker 6: like shit, don't even look up from your phone, just texting.
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: Put the word out. Little sass is back again, and
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: he needs a little old boy.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got fucking DC coming up.
• 21:37
  Speaker 6: I'm on the road for like eight weeks out of
• 21:39
  Speaker 6: the next like in like October and November.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: I'm on the road like every single week.
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: Take me on the road with you, bro, how much
• 21:46
  Speaker 6: you think how long you think it would take for
• 21:47
  Speaker 6: me to rev up an act? If I put the
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: gang back together? Ten minutes?
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: So easy, it's easy. Yeah, all right, let me put
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: it together.
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: Let me come with you.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Just steal some shit. That's what I've been doing, is
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: put together like your favorite bits from like other people's specials.
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna go get some old danger Field, some old
• 22:06
  Speaker 6: fucking Jackie Gleeson or some shit like that. A joke
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: teller's joke teller. Oh yeah, I'm gonna do some jack
• 22:11
  Speaker 6: Benny Bitchy. People won't know have no idea like the
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: page of jokes they used to have in a Playboy.
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, have you ever touched a Playboy?
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: No? Damn, I never seen a dirty mag before.
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: I literally used to buy them at the airport.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Really like a perf It is really a pervy. Yeah,
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: they used to sell porno mags at airport when as a.
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: Twenty one year old, it was a badge of honor.
• 22:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that was that, just like because you could buy it,
• 22:37
  Speaker 8: just like I don't.
• 22:38
  Speaker 6: I don't care.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll buy a hustler. And when I turned eighteen,
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: I was going to the gas station like every day
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: and buying CBD just because I could. Didn't doesn't do anything.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: But I was like, yeah, oh I need my ID.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Don't worry about it.
• 22:51
  Speaker 6: Give me a bunch of those extra large condoms while
• 22:53
  Speaker 6: you're back there.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Did they they used to ID for condoms? Right?
• 22:59
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: I think they did.
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: Excuse me, son, you're too young to use, You're too
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: young to fuck. You're gonna need to get that woman pregnant. Yeah,
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: that little girl pregnant.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Shoot the cl have you guys been on Have you
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: guys been watching any Johnny Hamscheck videos. She's the dude
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: that We watched on the Yak the guy who was
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: like talking to the dog and he's like, oh, I
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: got a coconut corn hust Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: He does one where he goes into a He goes
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: into a seven eleven and he's like, where are the
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: com where the where the where the big condoms at?
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: And they're like what and he's like, the big the
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: where's your biggest condoms? And she's like, oh, they should
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: be in the aisle over there, and then he goes
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: back and he goes you got anything bigger than that?
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Where's belt Bonie? Oh? He's so funny, dude. He just
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: goes up to construction sites and he's like, I have
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: those six inch cables you guys were asking about. And
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: they're like, what the hell are you talking about. He's like,
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: six inch cables. It's a belt Bonie still running this joint.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Boneye told me to come find the fucker in the
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: gold hat.
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: Walking up to people and talking confidently about some shit
• 24:01
  Speaker 6: that like is complete nonsense.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's crazy.
• 24:04
  Speaker 6: Is one of the greatest joys in life and the
• 24:06
  Speaker 6: best types of humor. And it's a shame you have
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: to film it. It's like it's it's very funny when
• 24:11
  Speaker 6: you just do it without it, and that's I think
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: Mike is wasting his talent in production.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's like perfect at that kind.
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: Of shit, just rolling up to people bullshitting.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: You got to get Mike some of those Snapchat glasses, I.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Know, but those are so dickheadish, like they always look
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: like you're an old person from the nineteen seventies who's
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: wearing them over their glasses, like.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: They get those Apple goggles.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we need something that's like actually clandestine. We need
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: something that's actually sneaky so you can film people and
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: fuck around. Even in like the Notre Dame video when
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: we were snuck into the Notre Dame game, he was just
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: bullshitting with the guys so well and so long, the
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: other ushers in the crazy it was incredible. He just
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: would put his hands in the pockets.
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: It's like MERV still running this year, like the same
• 24:55
  Speaker 6: exact type of shit. And they were like talking about it,
• 24:57
  Speaker 6: like you guys getting a bunch of bunch of action
• 25:00
  Speaker 6: over there, Like yeah, guy just threw up and they're like,
• 25:02
  Speaker 6: oh really you need any extra hands? Like he was
• 25:04
  Speaker 6: just so made for it. So much better than me
• 25:07
  Speaker 6: or obese at doing it.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: That's I mean, even when he does the Seth thing,
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: it's like he becomes Seth.
• 25:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's a beast at fucking with people.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: He like he was. I remember we were at that
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: bar in Minnesota and he was having like a conversation
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: with a girl for like thirty minutes. Yeah, but the
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: whole time he's just Seth as sex. He's like, yeah,
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: I'm a pro border going to the X Games this year.
• 25:28
  Speaker 6: In college, him and want my other buddy Spud got
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: in like a fake screaming match, like going back and
• 25:36
  Speaker 6: forth in the street like fuck you, and like he
• 25:39
  Speaker 6: was like you really, like you're fuck my girl? Then
• 25:41
  Speaker 6: you beat me up and with it. He was like, yeah,
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: I don't do it on the busiest street on like
• 25:48
  Speaker 6: college ave of Penn State where the boss was coming
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: to pick people up, and he just like sat on
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: the curb like crying as my boy.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Like bucked at him. So funny.
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: A girl came up to him and was like like,
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: is this guy like fuck with you? She was like
• 26:01
  Speaker 6: yelling at my other boys, but like get away from that.
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: He's like, that's so funny. Sad, I think.
• 26:11
  Speaker 8: That's the that's insane. It's just a funny should record that.
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: But it's just like the pure fuckery that's not not
• 26:20
  Speaker 6: even going on uh whatever Snapchat or anything like that.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but those those level of pranks I think are
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: so much funnier than like the fucking man on the
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: street ship. Yeah, Like I always thought, like, I don't know,
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: even like when the like, I don't know, for some reason,
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: I feel like people pretending to be like they're supposed
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: to be somewhere always makes me like even like the
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: the really old like NELK Boys videos where that Kyle
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: did would dress up as like an Apple employee or
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: like he would wear like a Microsoft shirt and he
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: would go into the Apple store yes and be like,
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: you know they're paying double over at Microsoft right now.
• 26:52
  Speaker 6: He's hilarious with that kind of shit, But they don't
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: do it.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: I don't really do any of that anymore.
• 26:56
  Speaker 6: Because they're so recognizing that. Like, but he was going
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: on zooms during.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: During the pandemic.
• 27:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that shit was hilarious.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: He did your college, Yeah, he got you.
• 27:05
  Speaker 6: We're talking to that talking to the mic if it's
• 27:07
  Speaker 6: if you're gonna say something. Yeah, I think that the
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: people were mad at people. People want people to talk
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: to Mike. He said, fuck it now he's I was
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: just not gonna say it.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that that that ship was always really funny. Yeah.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: They would wear like Target shirts and they'd like he
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: he went. He like when he went into the McDonald's
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: and he scratched off the fucking winning the one the
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: cup where you would win a car, and he's like,
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: I just want a fucking car. And then he has
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: like ten dudes come and grab the cup and run away,
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: and like the whole McDonald's gets up and they like
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: get into their cars. Look you went that way, and
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: they're all like chasing the dude down that those videos
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: used to be fucking hysterical.
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's good. He's actually those were like that's like
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: fucking eight years ago.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: I know, damn or Ed bass Master was a goat
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: at fucking with people.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I saw that.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: You've never seen Ed bass Master. Oh my god, he's
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: like a o G. He's like YouTube one point zero.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: But he just like walks up the dudes and just
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: likesh and yeah.
• 28:03
  Speaker 6: They'll just get so pissed off, like what the fuck
• 28:06
  Speaker 6: do you mean talking about people just trying and fight him,
• 28:09
  Speaker 6: and he's like sick characters too.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: That's that other dude does that, does those ones where
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: he's like he's like, you got any idea where the
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: uh where the closest bodega is? And they're like, I
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: think it's like I think if you go down that
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: and then he's like, I forget about.
• 28:21
  Speaker 6: It, just walks away, interrupts them. Yeah, there is just
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: a purity to fucking with people like that and do it,
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: I mean doing it without any type of camera and
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: is just truly sick.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you got to expect that. That Johnny
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Hamchack dude has been doing that forever.
• 28:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you have to be good.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: You don't just jump in and start being good at
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: it or infra brend No, that dude hilarious.
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: Do you get infra Brendan on your algorithm?
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: No? I don't think so.
• 28:47
  Speaker 6: He's so funny.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: He always just walks it to people in the supermarket
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: like like we'll take all my pickle, like I'm I
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: got a sickle and he'll just fucking just rhyme and
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: fucking say ridiculous ship drink turpentine.
• 29:01
  Speaker 6: Who else is funny?
• 29:02
  Speaker 8: What?
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: What are other funny people, not us.
• 29:06
  Speaker 6: That's what this podcast is just involved into. Like what
• 29:08
  Speaker 6: else do who else do we know that's fun?
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: Who else can we quote? What other funny videos can
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: we quote and take as our own?
• 29:15
  Speaker 6: That that you U should be the funniest dude, if
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: you could just quote some.
• 29:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah, if you could just quote movies, if you had
• 29:20
  Speaker 8: like three movie lines.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: But I spotted it from an early age. I was like,
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: that guy's not funny. He's just fucking quoting movies. He
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: just knows movie quotes.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: On my funniest friends, all you do is just do
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: a Christopher Walking voice.
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: But quoting non funny movies is funnier than quoting funny movies. Yeah,
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: if you can quote.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Like a serious movie in like a funny ways, that's
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: killer sweet. That murders. I feel like I watched some
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: good movies this weekend. I was going through a big
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: military phase again, thinking about joining up. I'm always just
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: one second away from joining the military every fall.
• 29:54
  Speaker 6: You fuck, I mean, you should get a little bit
• 29:57
  Speaker 6: of credit for time serve with how much you fantasized
• 29:59
  Speaker 6: about it.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: I watched uh fucking The Covenant with with uh Fire
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: with Jake Jillenhall Fire. Yeah, it is really good, but
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: I didn't know it was all made up?
• 30:11
  Speaker 6: Who cares me? Why till the end you wish you
• 30:17
  Speaker 6: know you're you're watching a good movie like that, Like,
• 30:18
  Speaker 6: I hope this is a true story, dude, it's too
• 30:20
  Speaker 6: perfect to be a true story.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: But it's like, anyone could write a badass fiction war movie,
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: then do it.
• 30:27
  Speaker 9: Dude.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: The whole movie was him in this one dude fucking
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: escaping seven thousand Taliban soldiers and then he goes back
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: and like single handedly defeats the Taliban. He's like, yeah,
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: that's awesome, but it's like all it's like that when
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: you found that ever happened?
• 30:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, as eight and five Taliban are descending on him surrounding.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Like seventy helicopters show up and just blow them all up,
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: like anyone could. Like, it's bad ass, but it's not
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: when it when you find out that it's not real,
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: it kind of takes away from it. I did. I
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: did think it was. It was interesting how they tied
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: in how like there's so many interpreters that got sucked
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: over by the US military.
• 31:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and they take it up to today four hundred
• 31:06
  Speaker 6: and fifty of them killed by the Taliban. Yeah, and
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: Julio's fucking having trauma with Julio's trying to juggle a
• 31:13
  Speaker 6: fucking soccer ball with them.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: It's crazy bastard, I know, bastards.
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, man, he might as well be one of them.
• 31:20
  Speaker 6: But that movie is so sick and you know it's
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: going to be sick off rip because it says guy
• 31:24
  Speaker 6: Ritchie's the Covenant.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like he owns it. Yeah, like he put
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: his name first in the title.
• 31:31
  Speaker 6: Like if you search it, it doesn't come up as
• 31:33
  Speaker 6: under the C section, it's under the G section. Yeah,
• 31:35
  Speaker 6: because Richie put his nutties.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: On the table. I think there's another movie called The Covenant.
• 31:40
  Speaker 6: But that doesn't happen all the time. That's why they
• 31:42
  Speaker 6: had the parentheses with the in it.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Oh maybe probably.
• 31:46
  Speaker 6: Like The Covenant nineteen eighty nine, The Covenant twenty twenty one.
• 31:49
  Speaker 6: I think Guy Richie was just like I am him.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a good ass movie. I'm trying to give.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: I watched I feel like I watched a couple movies
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: this weekend, but I don't remember.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: You want everything to be Loan survivor not you. But
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: people just like low Survivor the fact that that's a
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: true story.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: I want everything to be like hurt Locker. That's a
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: badass movie.
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: Didn't the dude from uh Love Survivor? I think it
• 32:10
  Speaker 6: was a Penn State bro. I think he went to State.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: Dude?
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Was he shamanat too? Shamanat State? We're cut from the
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: right cloth man. That's basically us.
• 32:24
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• 33:22
  Speaker 6: Those guys are basically us. We went to the same
• 33:24
  Speaker 6: school as then.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Lone Survivor is a good one. I do think
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: there are there's some stuff in that movie where I
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: think I think there's like one of the battles in
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: it they just completely made up.
• 33:34
  Speaker 6: I mean, that's that's why I don't have a problem
• 33:36
  Speaker 6: with the Covenant being fake.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: But it is all like you you get the propaganda thing.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Like they're just making like they're like, holy shit,
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: one US soldier killed nine thousand Taliban dudes.
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: It's like what it did. Yeah, I should join to Yeah, wait,
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: I get to. I don't think no matter how many.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: How good of a soldier you are, I think that's
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: probably pretty impossible to happen.
• 33:57
  Speaker 6: If there's totally.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: Seventy dudes on top of a mountain shooting down you,
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: I don't think you can be like with a handgun, yeah,
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: throwing rocks at them.
• 34:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, single shots from a handgun killing guys with like
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: a yeah side shot.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Also, like how they only have so many bullets.
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: It's crazy that their Hollywood is still casting like all right,
• 34:18
  Speaker 6: we need a Arab bad guy. Oh yeah, we're gonna
• 34:22
  Speaker 6: need you guys to come in.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: But even his uh, I looked up his Afghani wife
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: in the movie. She's just a Spanish broad. Oh really,
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: there's a come up for women from Spain to just
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: be like, yeah, I'm actually Arab and a bad guy,
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: a bad person.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: Totally.
• 34:37
  Speaker 6: Was it hurt Locker real?
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: I doubt it?
• 34:40
  Speaker 6: But you still like that one.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: That one's bad ass because.
• 34:42
  Speaker 6: They film the guy's wife getting fucked.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: No, that's jar Head. Oh hurt Locker.
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: No, her Locker is real, then, is it?
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: No? Hert Locker is the one with fucking that dude.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: You think it's zero dark thirty zero dark thirty. Actually
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: so many of them, Yeah, they're countless. Her Locker is
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: a good ass movie. Head's a phenomenal I love jar Head.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: That movie's great.
• 35:03
  Speaker 6: Is that one real?
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Uh? Now, that's just like a I think that's just
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: like an idea of what war is like in reality.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: It's like an anti propaganda one like this shit sucks,
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Like we don't do anything.
• 35:15
  Speaker 6: It's boring as fuck.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: That they're just sitting out in the desert for like
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: a year.
• 35:18
  Speaker 6: That's definitely what it was.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Their wives are getting fucked by their neighbors.
• 35:22
  Speaker 6: I live with them.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: That's like what that's like. That's like half of the
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: movie is like, dude, my wife is definitely getting fucked.
• 35:28
  Speaker 6: Maybe you shouldn't have gotten married at twenty Yeah, maybe
• 35:31
  Speaker 6: you shouldn't have gotten married as soon as you got out.
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah wait, I'm definitely gonna die. I can ruin someone
• 35:36
  Speaker 6: else's life alone.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Find Yeah, none of them. I don't think any of
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: them die because they don't ever see action. The whole
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: thing is like they're walking around covered in like oil
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: and mud and shit, and then like they finally see
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: action and then like I was just like seven hundred
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: stealth bombers pull up and just blow the fuck up
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: the village. Yeah, and they're like that was it.
• 35:54
  Speaker 6: It's probably like nine dudes that are doing all the action.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: And I think it is. I think it's all drones
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: and air force.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, green berets and shit like that. Dude's the most
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: tactical dudes. And then the stupid ass dudes who just
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: like enlisted, are just like, yeah, we're just gonna make
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: you guys dig holes out here.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: I think they're I think their biggest purpose is like
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: if it becomes like a fucking all out brawl, they
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: send in those boys and they go just do whatever
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: you gotta do.
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: Do whatever the hell you want. Yeah, Like, there are
• 36:22
  Speaker 6: definitely some dumb dudes in there in the military. Yeah, yeah,
• 36:27
  Speaker 6: I knew a couple of them. Yeah, me too, And
• 36:29
  Speaker 6: they just get sent out there to do some dumb shit.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they come back. We'd be like, dude, how many
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: people did you kill? Yeah, like we didn't do anything. Yeah,
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: we were too dumb.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: That's probably gotta best case scenario though. You probably at
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: the time you're like, I want to kill someone, but
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: then you're probably like, it's probably good that I didn't
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: have to live with that.
• 36:45
  Speaker 6: And they also, I mean, they're flying over beers for
• 36:48
  Speaker 6: these boys. They're flying over tons of fucking booze for
• 36:51
  Speaker 6: these guys.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: That's what happens in jar Head, and then they get
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: in a lot of trouble.
• 36:55
  Speaker 6: But that's what's happening in real life.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: He gets demoted.
• 36:57
  Speaker 6: These boys are getting fucking some hard liquor and booze.
• 37:01
  Speaker 6: They're getting in trouble, staying out all night doing fuck ship,
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: getting home late, sneaking back in and ship.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: There was that scene in the Covenant where he uh
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: where they got that new guy on their team, and
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: he's like, do you think he deserves a beer yet?
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: And I was thinking about that. I was thinking about
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: that too, and I was like, if I was out
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: in the desert and everyone else was drinking beers and
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: they were like, you're not allowed to drink beer yet,
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: I would fucking kill myself. Yeah, yeah, I would go
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: a dog. Yeah.
• 37:27
  Speaker 6: And he's the guy on the fifty cow, He's like
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: the only ones still.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's probably about as sunburned as you were.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: I would do so mad.
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: You're like, but you guys aren't gonna let me have
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: one beer? That would suck so much.
• 37:41
  Speaker 6: Wait we're all about to go.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't be all die.
• 37:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I can't have one beer before I got no
• 37:48
  Speaker 6: too young, Nah, man, you have a beer? Earned it yet,
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: That's how you treat muke on the road. Yeah, looks
• 37:55
  Speaker 6: like I can't get one bud light before up Si. Nah,
• 37:59
  Speaker 6: you got to earn it.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: Rookie Green Horde, get your ship together.
• 38:03
  Speaker 6: First, rookie thinks he can get a fucking beer.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah right, beer is poison to this, to this, to
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: the craft. No, you're fucking I can't drink it all
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: anymore before going on stage. Really, I used to be
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: able to do it all the time, and now it's like,
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: if I have like three beers, my set sucks.
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: You think do you like?
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: Forget shit? Now? I'm just all over the place, dude, I.
• 38:25
  Speaker 6: Need to put down this coffee. I'm putting myself through. Hell,
• 38:27
  Speaker 6: I've already I've already slammed a fucking tall cold brew.
• 38:31
  Speaker 6: Now I'm on my second one, and I'm feeling myself
• 38:33
  Speaker 6: vibrating like a pony outside of a supermarket.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: You're gonna crash hard. We got a lot of ship
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: to do today.
• 38:40
  Speaker 6: We got this sucks.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: We got three acts. What is the second? Yack? Why
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: are we doing the second? Yeah?
• 38:45
  Speaker 6: For another day? This week?
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: Long Island tomorrow, Strong Island. Why are we going to
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: Strong Island?
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: I think it's a high new episode, dude. We need
• 38:56
  Speaker 6: high Noon to get on board with Son of a
• 38:58
  Speaker 6: Boy Dad.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: I heard a rumor that they're selling our show as
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: a package with the yak en anus tell me more
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: to say that, I don't.
• 39:08
  Speaker 6: I don't know shit about it. I literally haven't even
• 39:10
  Speaker 6: heard that.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: That's what I heard out of the loop.
• 39:12
  Speaker 6: They don't tell me shit anymore. They know that's getting broadcasted.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: In any way. I don't know if it's true or not.
• 39:17
  Speaker 6: But dude, my hands are starting to tingle. I've never
• 39:20
  Speaker 6: felt this from caffeine.
• 39:21
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, my hands are having a panic attack.
• 39:23
  Speaker 6: They're falling asleep right now.
• 39:25
  Speaker 8: You need four xenax fimiliar lights.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Stat I went on a helicopter this weekend, and I
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: tried to It was for my mom's birthday. That's what
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: we got her, like one of those sight seeing helicopter tours.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: Zach Carks. Twenty racks, No, how many?
• 39:39
  Speaker 10: Uh?
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: I honestly don't.
• 39:41
  Speaker 6: It's definitely not even a rack. They're funneling. It's every
• 39:44
  Speaker 6: twenty minutes.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: Definitely a round. No, it was.
• 39:46
  Speaker 8: It was a zoo in there, two fifty racks.
• 39:49
  Speaker 6: It was so yeah, two hundred and fifty dollars maybe
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: maybe less than that, but which is so cheap. It's
• 39:55
  Speaker 6: like you should be worried.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: They're like, oh, yeah, we don't care if it crashes,
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: you guys will be good regardless.
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: It's a zoo in there though. There's so many people.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: On the helicopter.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: No, in the like waiting room, they're just shuffling people
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: like you just get put in a line. They're like, no,
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: we'll put you in this line. We'll put you it
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: doesn't matter who's in which one.
• 40:11
  Speaker 6: It's not specialized as like they switched over pilots as
• 40:15
  Speaker 6: we were getting there, and the guy was like bragging
• 40:17
  Speaker 6: about how many trips he got in on one tank
• 40:20
  Speaker 6: of gas, Like what.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: The I don't like that at all?
• 40:23
  Speaker 6: What the hell? And the guys who were working, like
• 40:26
  Speaker 6: the Dominican dudes who are working in the line, were
• 40:28
  Speaker 6: like fuck yeah, like you're like high five and they
• 40:31
  Speaker 6: did not give a fuck.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't like that. Have you ever like also,
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: because you know how they say like when if a
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: plane loses all engine power, can still fly for like
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: over one hundred miles. Yeah, helicopter. Have you ever seen
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: a helicopter crash? It's not like that. It's not very graceful.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: It's like the upside down doing fucking barrel rolls.
• 40:53
  Speaker 6: I don't even know why the captains in the movies
• 40:55
  Speaker 6: are like may Day.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh in a helicopter. You gotta know may Day.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: Do helicopters have ejected. I don't think they can eject.
• 41:01
  Speaker 6: I think you that your option is ejecting yourself and
• 41:04
  Speaker 6: then like immediately getting sent into the blender. Yeah, because
• 41:07
  Speaker 6: there's no good option.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Even when I used to drop in on APEX,
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: I'd be worried about that.
• 41:12
  Speaker 6: I know, Bro, that's why you need your silver star
• 41:14
  Speaker 6: or not on.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: APEX in Call of Duty, I remember, because you can
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: die by that if you if you're flying in the
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: chopper and you and you eject early, you can just
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: get thrown right into the blender. Yeah.
• 41:24
  Speaker 6: They need to figure some shit out. Yeah, but there's
• 41:26
  Speaker 6: some I mean, at any time you look up over Manhattan,
• 41:29
  Speaker 6: there's like fifteen helicops. Oh yeah, they don't give a fuck.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I used to do that all the time. I
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: used to go on that app where you could see
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: all the planes and shit flying over Manhattan.
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: Which is kind of calming to be like, oh, there's
• 41:41
  Speaker 6: this many flights at all times, none of them there's
• 41:44
  Speaker 6: nothing happening to any of them.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: I think they say there's like ten thousand active flights
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: in the United States at all times.
• 41:49
  Speaker 6: Are you calm by that or are you distressed by that?
• 41:52
  Speaker 6: Calm I'm calmed by it as well.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: But that counts like that's not all commercial. That counts
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: like all helicopter that's like every single thing in the sky.
• 42:00
  Speaker 6: I was right, the best way to see the fucking city,
• 42:02
  Speaker 6: best way to see the city.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: I couldn't believe it, but I tried to get some
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: booze in me beforehand, so I would be nice in cars,
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: use the nerves a little bit.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: I would just have to piss.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: I mistimed it, though, so and I the same thing
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: as you. I just started getting hungover. I was just
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: heightened the anxiety. So it's twenty minutes that should have
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: been enjoyable. I was just fucking freaking out.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah that sucks. Yeah. Is your mom like it?
• 42:26
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she was loving it.
• 42:27
  Speaker 6: Best way to see the city, first time in a helicopter,
• 42:31
  Speaker 6: you know.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: Once you ripped that band aid off.
• 42:33
  Speaker 6: Oh she'll be on one every week.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she'll be crushing one. She'll assume we're not taking
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: helicopters to Boston.
• 42:41
  Speaker 6: Was that a plan at one point?
• 42:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: I remember Big Cats had that.
• 42:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's definitely not happen.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: Like I'm thinking we'll take choppers there.
• 42:46
  Speaker 6: That would have sucked.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: That been awesome.
• 42:48
  Speaker 6: No, it would have been scary as fuck.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: I know it would have been. We would have been
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: in the air for a long time. It's like an
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: hour flight.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Pat Bev called me right before I told him what
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: I was doing. He was like, rest in peace. Co
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: It's like, you're an asshole.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that sucks. Well, you got it. That's got to
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: be everyone's initial thought when they're getting on a helicopter.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: I know, but I was, and you know, whatever helicopter
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: he was on was a significantly safer helicopter than the
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: one that you were on, right, and a way better pilot.
• 43:16
  Speaker 6: Right, this is a pro pilot.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: He did it his whole career, probably like a nice
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: big helicopter when it's like a four seed.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: The one that you were on was a dude who's
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: trying to get his like miles up so that he
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: can eventually get a better job. He's like in training
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: as like a boat captain.
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, its like a train conductor, something that doesn't have
• 43:35
  Speaker 6: a high likelihood of killing him.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: My miles from the Midwest. She's like, who is that?
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: And I was like, pat Pass, She's like, oh, what
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: did he say? It was like nothing, Yeah.
• 43:44
  Speaker 6: I'm not gonna be like, yeah he said rest in
• 43:45
  Speaker 6: peace Kobe. Yeah, why so because Kobe died in a helicapter.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: That's nut. So that happened. It's still crazy.
• 43:53
  Speaker 6: I know it was a cloudy day, I guess, and
• 43:55
  Speaker 6: the guy tried to climb too quick above the clouds.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: I think it was foggy. Yeah, I think they couldn't see,
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: which I feel like you should still be able to
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: fly it even if you can't see.
• 44:05
  Speaker 6: Right, fly blonde.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm always flying blonde, I know.
• 44:10
  Speaker 6: I mean pilots are going through the clouds, most treacherous
• 44:14
  Speaker 6: clouds of all time.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: Kind I kind of hacked. I kind of figured out
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: what turbulence was this weekend.
• 44:21
  Speaker 6: You hacked turbulence when I was when.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: I was in the Uber, I was coming back from
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: the Yankees game, and I had my hand out the
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: window like this, and I could feel all the pressure
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: on my hand shaking my hand. I was like, Oh,
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: that must be what turbulence is. Yeah, a little rough air.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: For something that's just much much heavier than that. Yes, interesting,
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: So you basically just ran the diagnostics on turban.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: I did, yeah, and I was like, that makes sense.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: I was like, a plane can't crash from this because
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: of Sometimes I'll go, you know.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you steady it. Your upper arm is steadying it.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: You're not just gonna slam into the ground.
• 44:56
  Speaker 6: No.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: I was letting it. I was letting the wind take control.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: You're getting I was in full limp.
• 45:00
  Speaker 6: Oh really, yeah, sometimes that shit happens. You go too fast, Yeah,
• 45:06
  Speaker 6: whip your.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Ship backwards, which makes you think that a plane could
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: crash augusta wing gets underneath the plane and fucking tuts
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: it onto its back.
• 45:13
  Speaker 8: Much too heavy, Yeah, I guess they are heavy as fuck.
• 45:16
  Speaker 6: I do not. I always try to think of the
• 45:19
  Speaker 6: jello analogy that people give, like, oh, you're just suspended
• 45:22
  Speaker 6: in some jello. That shit does not plane.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: In my brain, that shit never heard that one before.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: You're like, oh, when you're jiggling in some jello, you'll
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: be jiggled around and jostle, but you can't fall out
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: of it. I've heard a million people justify that and
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: be like, oh that made me not scared of plane crashes?
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: Is that because that's how hot, that's how fast a
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: plane is one that the air is like jello.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: I think that's what they're saying, that you just can
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: like jiggle around within it, but you're not going to fall.
• 45:45
  Speaker 6: Just make the entire mold of it.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: Not to me, no, it makes sense.
• 45:49
  Speaker 6: To Jello is a solid thing, and a plane inside
• 45:50
  Speaker 6: jello will be a solid inside.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: A solid.
• 45:53
  Speaker 6: Air around you is not a solid I think at
• 45:55
  Speaker 6: that speed it is. No, it's not. No matter how
• 45:59
  Speaker 6: fast you go, air does it become solid.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: I think it feels like a solid like you know
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: how they say when you if you jump off a
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: bridge and you land on water, it's like getting hidden concrete. Concrete,
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: brother in concrete. Yeah, it's just water.
• 46:11
  Speaker 6: They say solid. They say that if you, like, if
• 46:14
  Speaker 6: you were to throw something at the water and break
• 46:15
  Speaker 6: the surface tension, that it could uh that it potentially
• 46:20
  Speaker 6: could make the fall less impactful for you. Really, So
• 46:22
  Speaker 6: whenever I'm going to bridge, I'm always like, dude, if
• 46:24
  Speaker 6: I'm going down, I'm taking off a shoe real quick
• 46:26
  Speaker 6: in the air, throwing it.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: At I don't think the shoe would do it at all.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: I don't think she would do it, nor would I be.
• 46:32
  Speaker 6: I don't think the shoe.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: Would even break the surface tension.
• 46:35
  Speaker 6: No, I mean it would break anything would break the
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: surface tension.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: You need like a boulder to really help.
• 46:40
  Speaker 6: That's why I always travel with the boulder. Even as
• 46:43
  Speaker 6: I'm biking over the bridge, I keep a boulder on me.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: That's smart.
• 46:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that I think I'm gonna whip a shoe off
• 46:48
  Speaker 6: and fucking break the surface tension. That's fucking genius, dude,
• 46:52
  Speaker 6: I get physics.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: You do. So do you get that from your old man?
• 46:56
  Speaker 6: After that experiment of putting your hand on No, No,
• 46:58
  Speaker 6: I'm going to tell my dad about that. Usual be like, oh,
• 47:01
  Speaker 6: very learned man of science. My friend Neil's boor.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: Used to do that. Bob Oppenheimer used to do that. Yeah,
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: Neil's boar was too much of a deep cut for me.
• 47:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I dialed back.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: I haven't seen the movie yet.
• 47:15
  Speaker 6: Oh, I don't even know if he's in it. You
• 47:16
  Speaker 6: got to see it. What the fuck are you waiting for?
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: Just too many good movies out on Amazon right now?
• 47:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Barbie, just watching Barbie too much. I'm still picking
• 47:24
  Speaker 6: up shit from Barbie.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: Did you uh have you watched that movie The Pope's
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: The Pope's Exorcist.
• 47:30
  Speaker 6: I started it on a plane. I dialed out after
• 47:33
  Speaker 6: really five minutes.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: Scary.
• 47:35
  Speaker 6: No, it's like, this is stupid as fuck.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, my friend said it was really good. He felt
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: stupid as fuck to me. He said it was one
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: of the best horror movies he've seen in a while.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: But then he texted me this morning and he's like,
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: it's not that good. So I think it might have
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: just been like smoking my nightmares.
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: Weren't that scary? Yeah, no, ghosts visited in the middle
• 47:50
  Speaker 6: of the night. Did he liked it? Are you gonna
• 47:53
  Speaker 6: give it a shot?
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna watch it. Yeah?
• 47:54
  Speaker 6: Bo liked it.
• 47:55
  Speaker 8: No, that was Nate the fuck?
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: Did you think Bo was watching movies out in Alaska?
• 48:03
  Speaker 6: What else is he doing? That's all there is to do?
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: I fi out there.
• 48:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's probably watching the same vhs over and over.
• 48:09
  Speaker 6: He's watching this some pre color movies.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: Did you see they tried to get that girl from
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: Wizard of Oz for doing blackface Judy Garland, Yeah, it's hilarious.
• 48:21
  Speaker 6: Did she do blackface?
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean she was also like a fucking science
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: experiment of a person, and that was like a hundred
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: years ago, and she's dead. So it's like, what is
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: what is the what are you? What is the what
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: is what are you guys hoping for? Here?
• 48:34
  Speaker 6: Take her ass up.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're gonna be like, we're gonna reshoot Wizard of
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: Oz and get her out of it. We're gonna have
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: a fucking or some ship.
• 48:41
  Speaker 6: There's the pictures of her. Yeah, is it is that
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: black arm too?
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 48:46
  Speaker 6: She did full black body damn black body girls.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: Which that when they do it with like they do
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: the makeup like that, that's when it's really bad.
• 48:57
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, with the white around the mouth.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that it's like because they used to do that.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: I think the history behind blackface is that they wouldn't
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: cast black people in movies.
• 49:04
  Speaker 6: It makes me feel like they were actually racist back then.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely, like they weren't goofing. Yeah, you do think
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: about it like that.
• 49:10
  Speaker 6: They weren't goofing around.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: But I remember I watched a documentary in middle school
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: about that about blackface, Yeah, and that was like the
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: origin of it. They just wouldn't cast black people in movies.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: So they just did that interesting and they made them
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: look fucking crazy.
• 49:23
  Speaker 6: Was the movie justifying it?
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: No, it was just explaining it. Was just the history
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: of it.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: They should have another movie that would that justifies it.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: I bet it would sell. I bet there's some people
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: that would thunder. Yeah, completely, just thunder the fucking best it's.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: Have you guys ever seen the cut scenes.
• 49:46
  Speaker 6: From that some of the best cuts.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know why they cut it. Take the clip out, baby,
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: it's so funny.
• 49:53
  Speaker 6: I would have tolerated that movie if it was four
• 49:55
  Speaker 6: hours probably. Oh yeah, if they just got to be
• 49:57
  Speaker 6: funny funny, like, uh, serious actors that can that are funny,
• 50:03
  Speaker 6: people that can do humor make way funnier movies than
• 50:07
  Speaker 6: like comedic actors. Oh yeah, then somebody do That'm a
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: career comedy actor like.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: Always Sonny like that Glenna Howarden guy is like a
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: traditional like like he was like a theater kid. Yeah
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: and he uh, I mean, dude, if you watch BlackBerry,
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: like he's a legitimately phenomenal actor, phenomenal and then he's
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: just like hysterical.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think it's so much funnier when there's
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: like a trained actor who's good as fuck, yeah, as
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: opposed to somebody who's like a funny guy who's like
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: becoming an actor.
• 50:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's why you got to go to like a
• 50:38
  Speaker 6: Yale graduate school for acting or something like that. I
• 50:40
  Speaker 6: feel like you need to hone that craft. Next, I
• 50:42
  Speaker 6: know you're asking a fucking movie. Get that bugle fat surgery,
• 50:47
  Speaker 6: Get that jaw line tightened up, get ready to go,
• 50:50
  Speaker 6: get whatever e Fron got in his face.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, kind of striking.
• 50:55
  Speaker 6: Get that shine.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: I gotta get real shining fast.
• 50:59
  Speaker 6: It's a greasy and shining that. If I lean to
• 51:01
  Speaker 6: the side, I can see the people behind me or
• 51:03
  Speaker 6: some shit like that.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: What's that from?
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: I think it's a fucking d Pat's Day said at
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: one time. Oh shit, was that unless it's BC coming
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: in here, get the hell out.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: I don't think it was. It was it was someone else.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: Oh it was an intern.
• 51:19
  Speaker 6: Ah the fuck out.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: Good luck being hired.
• 51:22
  Speaker 6: Now that port is back, we got to start being
• 51:24
  Speaker 6: really mean to mean to kids.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: Now that Portni is back, everything changes.
• 51:32
  Speaker 6: That nepotism in turn is it's the nepotism is trickling
• 51:35
  Speaker 6: up right now. I know I heard his father's coming on.
• 51:37
  Speaker 6: Uh yeah BSR multiple shows. Yeah, but that's crazy.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: Like usually you get the famous person and they hire
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: somebody and the nepotism trickles down. But now we're hiring
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: a famous person's sibling or someone related to a famous person,
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: and then we're getting the benefits of having the famous person.
• 51:57
  Speaker 6: It's trickling up. Who's next.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: Sit?
• 52:01
  Speaker 6: Does Chapelle have kids?
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: We need to get ivy as in here. We need
• 52:10
  Speaker 6: to get Paris. We need to get the fucking kids
• 52:13
  Speaker 6: in here. You you're good?
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  Speaker 6: Ry Oh this is no no for to jerk off too. Yeah,
• 53:58
  Speaker 6: it's like, let me see if this works, it could
• 54:00
  Speaker 6: be a whole new thing.
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: They would get so many more. Never mind, I'm not
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: gonna say that. We see something really mean unintentionally.
• 54:07
  Speaker 6: Saying no, that's way funnier if it's unintentional.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, why are you taking your Mica away?
• 54:13
  Speaker 6: Brother? Men?
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: No, I'm not gonna say, let's just say I got
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: a guy. No, we don't have to. It's not it
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: wasn't that funny, mean to Lenny.
• 54:19
  Speaker 6: Or mean to the girl. I mean to Lenny, Okay,
• 54:22
  Speaker 6: then I can't support it. You can't be mean to Glennyth.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: I know, especially after he's hanging out with Ed Sheeran.
• 54:27
  Speaker 6: I know they seem like they had an awesome time.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: I didn't know Ed Sheeron drank like that. I always
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: thought Ed Shearing was sober. Wasn't he like a homeless
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: drug addict? You think he relapsed, Jerry, No, Ed Sheeran
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: was like a homeless drug addict. Wasn't he You're thinking
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: of his song the A Team. No, he one percent
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: was that was like his whole thing. They're like, holy shit,
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: this guy was homeless. No, he did get into a few.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he did a line of coke. Like that is
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: not That's like a dude who's like, I have a
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: fucking problem, dude, I got.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: To help you in our team to rewrite the script
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: this late in his career.
• 55:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, right, what what about him?
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: Was he was homeless?
• 55:06
  Speaker 6: Right? No, it was not homeless. You're thinking of his
• 55:08
  Speaker 6: song to eighteen.
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: No, I swear to God that.
• 55:10
  Speaker 6: I was not homeless. He's like, he's like a well
• 55:14
  Speaker 6: off British guy who got a sleeve of tattoos to
• 55:17
  Speaker 6: get a little edge to him.
• 55:18
  Speaker 7: He's like a bad apartment in his early twenties.
• 55:21
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: It's like the way hit singer Ed Sheeran has revealed
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: that he was homeless for two and a half years
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: and slept rough outside Buckingham Palace in London before coming
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: becoming famous.
• 55:30
  Speaker 6: That's a lot.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: Where's that?
• 55:31
  Speaker 6: Where's that from?
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: Fucking the internet?
• 55:33
  Speaker 6: Source? A source? What harder substances just became bad?
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: Bad vibes?
• 55:45
  Speaker 6: She said, I don't I don't respect that Shearing at
• 55:49
  Speaker 6: all for that type of ship, for what the homeless ship.
• 55:52
  Speaker 6: He's a great songwriter. I'm not about to throw him
• 55:54
  Speaker 6: a fucking pity party parade for being homeless.
• 55:56
  Speaker 7: A bad homeless guy, a great song.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not.
• 56:00
  Speaker 6: He's not homeless to me.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: I don't even know they had homeless people in London,
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: I know, right, so they just like speared them to death.
• 56:07
  Speaker 6: The Queen's Guard they just.
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: Took, They just took like a thing of chains and
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: just they don't have fucking real weapons. They threw a
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: tub of acid on them.
• 56:14
  Speaker 6: They have no guns. They just beat him to death.
• 56:16
  Speaker 6: The bobbies just beat him to clubs.
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: They poured acid on them and then they just went
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: down the fucking flood drains.
• 56:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, just horses pulled them apart. They would draw in
• 56:26
  Speaker 6: quarter eds. Shearing for busking outside Buckingham Palace.
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: Oh right, what sold ish? What soldish?
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: Dan?
• 56:39
  Speaker 6: You're in love with the shipe of ooh.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: Fuck man, fucking edge from the top of the ropes.
• 56:49
  Speaker 6: See, we should hit up Glenny. You see if you
• 56:51
  Speaker 6: can get a Shearon to come on here. Yeah, he
• 56:53
  Speaker 6: seemed like a dece guy.
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: He seems like a fucking legend.
• 56:56
  Speaker 6: He seems like a de sass guy. He lives in Brooklyn.
• 56:58
  Speaker 6: He just bought that apartment in Brooklyn.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: Really, Like, uh now I can see I sear him
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: being a guy. Was like, I still live in a
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: studio apartment. I'm no different than the rest of the people.
• 57:07
  Speaker 6: But it's just like an entire floor warehouse.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's just no walls.
• 57:11
  Speaker 6: It's only one roommate.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I live in a one room apartment. Very low key.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: I've never really liked the fame, all the money.
• 57:22
  Speaker 6: Just fucking these models.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: He definitely. I saw someone saying that The Weekend is
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: bigger than Taylor Swift. Do you think that's true? Yeah,
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: I looked it up.
• 57:30
  Speaker 6: I was like, I was making two billion off the tour.
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes sense.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, they're like pulling his songs from the radio because
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: he embarrassed himself with five episodes of the TV show
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: he was.
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: That wasn't him, Bro, that was fucking Antos So whatever
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: his name was. What was his name, Tedro? Tedros? You
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: thought you were talking It was a different fucking guy.
• 57:50
  Speaker 6: There's Weekend, there's Abel, and there's Ted Ros. Yeah, you
• 57:52
  Speaker 6: don't know who you're gonna get on any given day.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: Abel's the family man.
• 57:56
  Speaker 6: Pedro's killed Abel. Bro, it wasn't Cane that killed a well,
• 58:01
  Speaker 6: it was fucking Ted DROs.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: Able had to die for Tadros to make his final form. No,
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: that's the that was.
• 58:07
  Speaker 6: I wouldn't call a career suicide.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: That definitely took a hit though. Yeah, definitely some pacing
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: around the apartment.
• 58:15
  Speaker 6: It was like, we fucked up big time from five stories,
• 58:17
  Speaker 6: but it wasn't enough to kill himself.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah it was five Yeah, but I looked at it
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: I looked at Spotify. He's got more monthly listeners than
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: Taylor Swift.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: She's making two billion dollars off this tour. Yeah, two
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: billion dollars. Two billion. She paid all the truck drivers
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: like a five hundred million dollars, Like, but they all
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: get five five million dollars or something like that. I
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: thought it was like one hundred thousand dollars maybe five
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: five hundred thousand maybe, but I.
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: Think it was one hundred k M, which is still good.
• 58:46
  Speaker 6: She's a bitch. Two billion dollars they only got one
• 58:49
  Speaker 6: hundred k.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, dude.
• 58:52
  Speaker 7: Weekends. Also, like retiring from music.
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, really, I'm done with futures with features? Is that
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: how he's so big from features?
• 59:00
  Speaker 11: Ye?
• 59:01
  Speaker 6: Hundred k Yeah. I gave her way too much credit. Yeah,
• 59:04
  Speaker 6: I was like she changed their lives, Like, dude, truck
• 59:07
  Speaker 6: drivers probably make like four hundred k y yeah.
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: The most lubrative business to be in depends on what
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: you're carrying self driving trucks. The only problem is your
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: wife's home fucking some other guy like jar Head.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: Hen'll know the.
• 59:19
  Speaker 6: Military bunch of truck stop truck stop girls, they're fucking
• 59:23
  Speaker 6: the lot lizards but back to the lizards. Yeah, that's
• 59:25
  Speaker 6: what they're called us trying to think of what they
• 59:26
  Speaker 6: were called.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: The lot lizards are getting plowed by the truck drivers.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: But back at home, the wife of the truck drivers
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: are getting plowed by the wives of the military guys.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: Truck driving doesn't really seem like a job where it's
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: like you necessarily need to be fucking prostitutes on the road.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: How long are they on the road for?
• 59:44
  Speaker 6: I think their whole life, really while forever?
• 59:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 59:49
  Speaker 6: Really a cross country yeah, the cross country long haul trucking,
• 59:52
  Speaker 6: that's what we're talking about. Long haul trucking. You're thinking
• 59:54
  Speaker 6: about some short hauling, short haul Cleveland, Cincinnati. Yeah, yeah,
• 59:59
  Speaker 6: come on, man.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: Are gonna be pissed. That's definitely some truck drivers right
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: now who are just furious in me.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 6: They are just honking at you as they're automatically self
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 6: driving truck does all the work as they kick back.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: And they do not have automatic self driving. As for Rocky,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: they do, Yes, they do those things do. Yes. All
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: those eighteen wheelers looks like they were built in like
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: the nineteen thirties. No, with steering wheels that are the
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: size of like fucking sailboat wheels. Those things are tricked out,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: are they out?
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah? They have like sleeping Yeah, there's upstairs.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 7: They have like a New York studio apartment, and like
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 7: the upstairs.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: It's like, what trucks are you guys talking about?
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 6: The long haul truckers. It's literally it's like a Boeing
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 6: that has an upstairs. It's like every's like there's two
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 6: stories to it.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: That's DUTs. Yeah. Fuck yeah, it's good ship, good gig.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 6: What time are we at our fuck?
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we gotta wrap it up, wrap it up.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 6: We have to go talk for eighteen more hours and
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 6: I need to ship my brains out from this car
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 6: fee Yeah, I got that. Let's rip these right quick, ready,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 6: yeh