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OUTRO: Zinc On Ya Face · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you made bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: Get Up Even Closer.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, man, can the fellows fellows here?
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  Speaker 1: We are teezy. If you go I have you gone downhill? Man?
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 1: You seem you seem worse than you're were this morning.
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  Speaker 2: You seem to get he.
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  Speaker 3: Boo this one. I was quite surprised. And now it
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  Speaker 3: feels like you've disintegrated.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's because first thing in the morning after a hangover,
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  Speaker 2: you're a piece of shirt that you heard about. You
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  Speaker 2: have some water, you have bricky, you have a coffee,
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  Speaker 2: and you're like, all right, sweet and then you sit
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  Speaker 2: down at insing me well into on a couch for
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  Speaker 2: half an hour and like switch half and now I'm
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  Speaker 2: a piece of shit. Yeah, but I'm having a coffee.
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  Speaker 2: It should be sweet as fellas.
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  Speaker 1: No coffee'll do it, man, that's for sure.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've over done the coffee because I was.
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  Speaker 1: My first one. Jason, Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Like I've had four, which is not good. And then
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  Speaker 3: when you add and when you're adding six oysters on
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  Speaker 3: top of my buffet breakfast. I'm feeling slightly nauseous. To
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  Speaker 3: be honest, I think.
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  Speaker 2: Really horny, horny and anxious me horny. Do you actually
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  Speaker 2: genuinely because you've eaten six oysters? Do you feel slightly
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  Speaker 2: It's complete bullshit.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't feel any kind of I haven't.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe we should test it.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't felt horny in like five years.
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  Speaker 2: There it's just if you say old ram cars or
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  Speaker 2: back paddock, it's just.
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  Speaker 3: You know, it's just that side of me is just interested.
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  Speaker 1: Do you reckon?
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  Speaker 2: We should hate test? But do you reckon? We should
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  Speaker 2: get all the stuff that they say as an afrod.
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  Speaker 3: Mogi's roasting his legs up on my cheer.
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  Speaker 1: That's very comfortable, man, I need someone to put my feet.
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  Speaker 3: He just wants to lie down.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to do it. Yeah, we could have
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  Speaker 1: a couple of dozen kasy what just absolutely better in
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  Speaker 1: each other. I don't know where it comes from. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: what the idea that there's an efridis in fact any infrodisy.
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  Speaker 1: I've never found to be particularly arous.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm the same mat Yeah, I mean I used
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  Speaker 3: to seek out aphrodisiac and never did anything to me.
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  Speaker 2: There must be something to it though, because I like
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  Speaker 2: a lot of Chinese medicines and stuff. It's like eat
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  Speaker 2: the test of something or the horn off something, and
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  Speaker 2: it's good for that thing.
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  Speaker 3: Doesn't it like rhino horn or something horny?
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  Speaker 1: Does it.
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  Speaker 2: Just poach of rhino so you can get well?
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  Speaker 1: The oysters are The oysters are high in zinc. They're
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  Speaker 1: one of the richest natural sources of zinc and it's
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  Speaker 1: a critical mineral for testosterone production in spam health. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: oh wow, low zinc is linked to reduce libido and fertility.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Okay, I'm my dad to ken us and sat
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  Speaker 3: getting some zinc products.
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  Speaker 1: Fell zink all over your face.
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  Speaker 2: Totally what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: If I God, it's just I just you know what
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  Speaker 3: this stand is going to be.
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  Speaker 2: Like the Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Darchy.
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  Speaker 2: The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keysy tune
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  Speaker 2: in weekdays.
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  Speaker 1: And four on radio.
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  Speaker 2: But anyway, yeah, and for those listening, just just so
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  Speaker 2: you know, we're in the Wellington Officers Studio. We've never
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  Speaker 2: broadcast from here before and it's the day after the
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  Speaker 2: live show we've been to be all of us are
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  Speaker 2: slightly dusty, and we've just spent quite a bit of
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  Speaker 2: time there around a whole lot of people, just on
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  Speaker 2: the purse.
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  Speaker 3: Jason, I'm actually not dusty, Keysy, I was horning.
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  Speaker 2: I kind of wish you were dusty.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So because you're finding me, I think Keys's finding me
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  Speaker 3: really annoying.
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  Speaker 2: Really annoying. Today it's just so annoying. I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: like just because I'm full of bee. No, you're not,
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  Speaker 2: You're He's like, I really want a cold coke. And
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  Speaker 2: then we get up here and he looks in the fridge.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, oh, is there any coke? And the lady
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  Speaker 2: is like, no, because this is our personal food. She's like, literally,
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  Speaker 2: is a two four down right there? He's on, don't
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  Speaker 2: worry about it, but about having a coke. It's like, look,
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  Speaker 2: jakeson got half an hour. There's a place right there.
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  Speaker 2: He's like nah. And then Dilly goes to walk out,
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  Speaker 2: and then Jake saidh where are you going, Dilli? And
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  Speaker 2: he's like to the toilet. He's I thought you might
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  Speaker 2: be going to get a coke.
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  Speaker 3: Having said that, Dilly just dead go and get Magie
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  Speaker 3: at coffee and CAZy and CAZy nor insta boy.
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  Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't send the web guy to get me
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  Speaker 2: a coffee. That's diva ship. I'm a backbone man.
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  Speaker 3: But having said that, it's a beautiful day in Wellington,
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  Speaker 3: it really actually is, and the studio where End's got
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  Speaker 3: a magnificent view really does. I'm liking it.
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  Speaker 1: So last night that was the first time I've been
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  Speaker 1: to an IB and drunk at it, yes, and stayed
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  Speaker 1: till the better end. I got thrown out. Actually I
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  Speaker 1: was the last one there.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, Holy.
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  Speaker 2: I think midnight you would have been with what are
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  Speaker 2: you right?
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  Speaker 1: He was gone, Yeah, all right, that's good it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but they literally had to pretty much throw us out, Maggie,
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  Speaker 1: get your ass out of here and see you later. Feeler.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, it was fucking punishing. Its good, it's good,
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  Speaker 1: it's good, but it's punishing. Yeah. There was a great
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  Speaker 1: There was a great father and son or two boys
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  Speaker 1: and their old man nape. Yeah, the old man there,
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  Speaker 1: he got fucking hammered.
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  Speaker 2: He was, he was.
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  Speaker 1: I don't I think leagueless is an appropriate description of it, Maggie.
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  Speaker 1: When do you see the old man man? He's steamed
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  Speaker 1: and he was he was over the show. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: had to check him in an ober.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't that so great?
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  Speaker 1: Though?
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  Speaker 2: The old boy has two sons. They go over joining
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  Speaker 2: a big night, have a fucking rapper of a time.
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  Speaker 2: The old boy gets steamed, Like, that's awesome, that's good ship.
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  Speaker 1: The boys were stoked.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're also steamed ares as well, but the dad
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  Speaker 2: was on next level.
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  Speaker 1: That's fucking good.
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  Speaker 2: That's good bonding, that's family shit, it's great. Yeah, getting
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  Speaker 2: steamed together, I reckon it is like, because I've never
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  Speaker 2: been steamed with my dad before, because yeah, he drinks responsibly,
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  Speaker 2: he does now, Yeah, he didn't used to do right,
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  Speaker 2: But like the age difference, and so when I first
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  Speaker 2: started drinking, I was at that age where I didn't
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  Speaker 2: want to be seen dead with my parents. And then
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  Speaker 2: you eventually come to the play the point where you
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  Speaker 2: actually really want to and then they're a bit older
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  Speaker 2: and they don't drink as much anymore. Yeah, I'd love
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  Speaker 2: to get steamed with my dad.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, why don't we get your dad up here, have
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  Speaker 3: a bit of a carry night and get on the
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  Speaker 3: steam with Keysy's dad.
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  Speaker 2: So the first time he gets steamed to my dad
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  Speaker 2: is with you guys.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well that might encourage him a bit more.
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  Speaker 2: He might be more interested in the thing from like
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  Speaker 2: forty years of working with she medal and stuff. He's
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  Speaker 2: got Arthrider. So he has this medication which means you
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  Speaker 2: can't drink. You can only drink I think once a
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  Speaker 2: month or something, and he has to drink light beers
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  Speaker 2: or something like. So he's got all these parameters around,
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  Speaker 2: and so he always saves it for when I'm coming
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  Speaker 2: down to Todunger. But he'll always only have maybe like
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  Speaker 2: five beers right where, you know, So we could get
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  Speaker 2: them up, fill them with butter chicken, Get Mogi and
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  Speaker 2: Hoody j down, get on the lash. They'll both be
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  Speaker 2: actually we're not drinking, fellas, and then it'll be actually,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna turn. I've got some work to do or something.
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  Speaker 2: Jason going for a walk. Yeah, it'll be sick man,
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  Speaker 2: I'd love it. Or g Mogi.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just looking at all the apartments across the way
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  Speaker 3: there and wondering a fight, because you know, I'm looking
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  Speaker 3: at apartments at the moment, whether I could live.
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  Speaker 1: In one of those.
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  Speaker 3: You don't want to live there, man, No, I'm just thinking,
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  Speaker 3: especially there I'm looking at you'd be just you're looking
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  Speaker 3: at a wall across from you wouldn't be that cool.
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  Speaker 1: We used to referit it because we put a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people in there for movies. Yeah, where are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about this one right here? Oh yes, I won't
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  Speaker 1: mention the name of it, but crew members and actors
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  Speaker 1: as well. And we used to call it Absalom. It's
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  Speaker 1: like a really metal clan, clean clean on the ground
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  Speaker 1: when you're walking along it's it's super noisy and it's
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  Speaker 1: it's a bit of a shitter. Yes. Actually that woman
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  Speaker 1: that I put it out on the billboard yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yes, that was.
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  Speaker 1: That was who I dealt with for that.
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  Speaker 2: Maggie. Being back down here, has it made you think,
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  Speaker 2: fuck man, I need to come back to Wellington and
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  Speaker 2: live here.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, because all of my mates are saying, don't
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  Speaker 1: do it. Yeah, all of my mates down here like
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  Speaker 1: it's a ship old yeah. Whether they just right now
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  Speaker 1: the weather's no good. But it was great yesterday because
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  Speaker 1: they had like five mates that I went to school with,
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  Speaker 1: so a lot of guys there I've known since I
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  Speaker 1: was five. Was so that was good. Yeah, and had
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  Speaker 1: a great yarn to them. Have they aged well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they have. Yeah, they're all doing really well. Yeah, good,
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  Speaker 1: every one of them, you know.
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  Speaker 3: And this is the thing. Auckland gets a lot of
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  Speaker 3: ship throwing its way, But Auckland's, I have always maintained,
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  Speaker 3: is a great city. It's a good city, man, totally
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  Speaker 3: it is.
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  Speaker 1: I only live in my suburb. People complain about the treble.
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  Speaker 1: I don't never go anywhere.
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  Speaker 3: I tell you one thing that's always you know, really
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  Speaker 3: got deep inside my goat about Wellington as the fucking
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  Speaker 3: road system.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah it sucks.
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  Speaker 3: It's just horrendous.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, one way is yes, And like that tunnel, everything
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  Speaker 2: going through that tunnel is bullshits bullshit Fellers, Yeah right,
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  Speaker 2: I found the roads here, pretty sweet, good shit. The
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  Speaker 2: music's playing, Fellers.
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  Speaker 3: We made it.
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  Speaker 1: We made it. Boys.
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  Speaker 2: We've only got a full radio show. It's got to
• 9:47
  Speaker 2: be so radio awards stuff. Zoe, who's on the other
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  Speaker 2: end of the line there, just get ready to package
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  Speaker 2: it all up.
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  Speaker 1: The radio awards.
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  Speaker 3: I might go and get a coke.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, sure you will. Hey, listen to the Big Show.
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  Speaker 2: It's four pm till seven pm every single weekday on
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  Speaker 2: Radio HOD.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for coming out to the show yesterday as well.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was awesome. We'll definitely be back down to
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  Speaker 2: Wellington all right. See yep bye