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Ep. 7 - Julio Torres & Spike Einbinder · The Big Cunty Couch

0:09
SPEAKER_08: Hi.
0:10
SPEAKER_08: Oh my god.
0:11
SPEAKER_08: I'm good.
0:12
SPEAKER_06: How are you?
0:13
SPEAKER_06: Oh struggling to cross my leg.
0:14
SPEAKER_06: Can you cross?
0:15
SPEAKER_06: But amazing.
0:17
SPEAKER_06: It's Bull Hero Night at the Big Country Cow.
0:21
SPEAKER_06: I realize that I do ooh ooh a lot.
0:24
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, you do, Wendy Williams.
0:25
SPEAKER_08: A lot on the couch.
0:26
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
0:26
SPEAKER_06: But we discovered last week it was whoop whoop, right?
0:28
SPEAKER_08: Whoop whoop.
0:29
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
0:29
SPEAKER_08: We're going with whoop whoop.
0:30
SPEAKER_08: We're going with whoop whoop.
0:31
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
0:31
SPEAKER_08: How are you?
0:32
SPEAKER_08: I'm good.
0:32
SPEAKER_08: How are you?
0:33
SPEAKER_08: Good.
0:34
SPEAKER_08: Uh I also, I also have been tracking the pitch of my voice when we when we intro the episodes, it's like, oh hi.
0:40
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
0:41
SPEAKER_08: But by the end, you're like sexy, man.
0:44
SPEAKER_06: You can tell what you're getting yourself into each episode at the you know, the octave of my when I get nervous, I go up 45 octaves or down.
0:52
SPEAKER_06: Uh-huh.
0:53
SPEAKER_06: Like it's either or in drag.
0:54
SPEAKER_06: If I'm like really butch, I'm just like, oh, she's nervous.
0:58
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
0:58
SPEAKER_06: But not today.
0:59
SPEAKER_06: I'm actually feeling incredible.
1:00
SPEAKER_08: You look incredible.
1:01
SPEAKER_06: Thank you.
1:02
SPEAKER_06: It's a very specific look.
1:04
SPEAKER_08: What were you saying?
1:04
SPEAKER_08: It's um it's giving cater waiter.
1:06
SPEAKER_08: It's giving cater waiter.
1:07
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:07
SPEAKER_06: Which is kind of always like on the mood board.
1:10
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, definitely.
1:11
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:11
SPEAKER_08: Like she loves a cumber bond.
1:13
SPEAKER_08: She loves a cumberbon, but she's also she's the owner of the catering company.
1:16
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:16
SPEAKER_08: She's in charge.
1:17
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:17
SPEAKER_06: Yes, definitely.
1:18
SPEAKER_08: And this is what she shows up on the daily.
1:20
SPEAKER_06: Or restaurant owner, or yeah.
1:21
SPEAKER_06: I said Somalier for a second.
1:23
SPEAKER_06: It's like, no queen.
1:25
SPEAKER_06: But um, yeah, it's giving, it's very like, we do have some specials tonight.
1:29
SPEAKER_06: Uh, we're offering a scampi, a shrimp scamper.
1:33
SPEAKER_08: It's off menu, but I can make it happen for you.
1:35
SPEAKER_08: Don't worry.
1:35
SPEAKER_06: Table side shrimp scampi, like what?
1:38
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, Parmesan wheel somehow.
1:40
SPEAKER_06: Yes, I'm I'm riding the wheel to the to every table tonight.
1:44
SPEAKER_06: Um, who are you wearing and what is your problem?
1:45
SPEAKER_06: That's my god, who am I wearing and what is my problem?
1:48
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:48
SPEAKER_06: Uh the pants are Alice and Olivia, which again, embarrassing, but like I didn't know they were so uh va va voom, ja.
1:56
SPEAKER_06: But whatever.
1:57
SPEAKER_06: So is my restaurant.
1:58
SPEAKER_06: It's Liza themed.
2:00
SPEAKER_06: Uh and the top is uh is one of us.
2:05
SPEAKER_06: Give us a sponsorship by the code.
2:06
SPEAKER_06: Literally, this pod runs on Akira.com.
2:08
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
2:09
SPEAKER_06: You would love Akira.com.
2:11
SPEAKER_06: We'll talk.
2:13
SPEAKER_06: You're pointing at the floor.
2:16
SPEAKER_08: It's my thing.
2:17
SPEAKER_08: I break the fourth wall.
2:18
SPEAKER_06: How are you?
2:19
SPEAKER_08: Um no, I'm good.
2:20
SPEAKER_08: I um did a lot of wedding stuff this week.
2:22
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
2:23
SPEAKER_08: When is the wedding?
2:24
SPEAKER_08: I guess June.
2:25
SPEAKER_06: Is that not public info?
2:26
SPEAKER_08: I'll give you the my social security number and my wedding.
2:29
SPEAKER_08: Because you're worried people are gonna show up at your wedding.
2:32
SPEAKER_08: I need to see no paps.
2:34
SPEAKER_06: Uh wait though, I didn't say my problem.
2:35
SPEAKER_08: Oh, yeah, who you're wearing and what is your problem?
2:38
SPEAKER_06: Oh my god.
2:38
SPEAKER_08: Well, who nobody needs to know that.
2:40
SPEAKER_06: No one needs to know that, but if you want to know, it's Angie Ballastone, aka That Girl Gina.
2:45
SPEAKER_06: And this is my co-host.
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SPEAKER_06: Mike fails.
2:47
SPEAKER_08: It's Scampy.
2:48
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, Mikey.
2:50
SPEAKER_08: Scampy fails, and this is the big cunty couch.
2:53
SPEAKER_06: I'm like, you're trying to like get me to say it at the same time.
2:56
SPEAKER_06: No, I know.
2:56
SPEAKER_06: I never will.
2:57
SPEAKER_06: You hate scamps.
2:57
SPEAKER_06: I know better.
2:58
SPEAKER_06: I walked into that mess before.
3:00
SPEAKER_06: Um, but wait, I didn't say my problem.
3:03
SPEAKER_06: Um, my problem is so we just we've launched, yes, and now we have a couple episodes, and I did a boy episode with you.
3:10
SPEAKER_06: Yes.
3:10
SPEAKER_06: And it was like so fun and good.
3:12
SPEAKER_06: And I'm just like, sometimes I feel like the drag sacrifices my personality a little bit.
3:17
SPEAKER_06: Uh-huh.
3:18
SPEAKER_06: But I'm trying to make both work, so I'll say it's a learning curve.
3:21
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
3:22
SPEAKER_06: Well, who are you wearing and what is your problem?
3:23
SPEAKER_08: Oh my gosh.
3:24
SPEAKER_08: Okay.
3:24
SPEAKER_08: I am wearing um, this is a tie, but we're doing like a light menswear theme, which we don't, we don't, we don't always like, I don't think we've ever actually like had a theme.
3:32
SPEAKER_08: Had a theme slash also like dressed to match.
3:35
SPEAKER_08: Um Are we matching?
3:36
SPEAKER_08: I guess.
3:36
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, I mean, like, you're kind of my son.
3:38
SPEAKER_06: It's giving mother sundance.
3:39
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
3:41
SPEAKER_06: Which reminds me, there was a Western theme mother sundance in my elementary school when I went.
3:45
SPEAKER_06: A western theme?
3:46
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
3:46
SPEAKER_06: And I remember um there was a photo like op that they did a little set for.
3:52
SPEAKER_06: Right.
3:52
SPEAKER_06: And it was a hay bale with like a saddle on it.
3:54
SPEAKER_06: And I was so angry as like a little gay boy to like to be like, I was like, that's not a horse.
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SPEAKER_06: That's just a hay bale.
4:01
SPEAKER_06: Stop telling me to pretend I'm on a horse.
4:03
SPEAKER_08: That reminds me of my my preschool graduation photo.
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SPEAKER_08: Was it I was on a horse.
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SPEAKER_08: It was like a it was like a detached merry-go-round horse, like a little pony with a pole.
4:14
SPEAKER_08: That was like the fantasy.
4:15
SPEAKER_08: It was this, it was the Studio 54 horse.
4:17
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
4:18
SPEAKER_06: You're that was your preschool uh graduation thing.
4:20
SPEAKER_08: It was Beyonce's disco horse.
4:22
SPEAKER_06: Everyone got a little bump in the mirror.
4:23
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
4:24
SPEAKER_08: Cute.
4:25
SPEAKER_08: Uh okay, so I'm I'm wearing, yes, it's light, light mensworth theme.
4:28
SPEAKER_08: I'm wearing um an original tie by an artist named Drake Carr.
4:32
SPEAKER_08: Ooh.
4:32
SPEAKER_08: Um who you were with me when I went to go get it.
4:34
SPEAKER_08: I love it.
4:35
SPEAKER_08: Uh he was doing like a pop-up at Happy Fun Hideaway.
4:38
SPEAKER_08: And I'm wearing me, I'm just please fan fan away.
4:42
SPEAKER_08: Um, this is uh secondhand Dolce N Gabbana dress shirt.
4:46
SPEAKER_08: I don't support Dolce.
4:47
SPEAKER_08: They're they're they hate gays or something.
4:49
SPEAKER_08: They hate gays and everyone.
4:50
SPEAKER_08: Um, and then this is uh McQueen, Blazer.
4:54
SPEAKER_06: Second hand, so it makes it okay to wear.
4:55
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, totally.
4:56
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, because like the animal's been killed.
4:58
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I think it's vintage.
4:59
SPEAKER_08: Mr.
5:00
SPEAKER_08: Dolce is already, yeah.
5:01
SPEAKER_06: Mr.
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SPEAKER_06: Dolce's been killed, yeah.
5:02
SPEAKER_08: We can wear it.
5:03
SPEAKER_08: I love that.
5:04
SPEAKER_08: Thanks, yeah.
5:05
SPEAKER_08: And then um my classic blue hat, which I haven't been wearing for a while, it's been kind of like black hat.
5:10
SPEAKER_08: That's been like my Yeah, you kind of had a rebrand.
5:12
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
5:14
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
5:15
SPEAKER_06: Sorry.
5:15
SPEAKER_06: We didn't talk about it.
5:19
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
5:19
SPEAKER_06: You were like, well, that was also like, wasn't that like I've been ripped off.
5:23
SPEAKER_08: I sued Apple, I lost.
5:25
SPEAKER_08: Um You had a lot of cease and desists.
5:28
SPEAKER_08: But it was also like Andrew.
5:29
SPEAKER_08: Or you received a season desist.
5:30
SPEAKER_08: Um you're you're blasting the uh really.
5:32
SPEAKER_08: We should get two little fans and put them behind you.
5:34
SPEAKER_06: No, I kind of hate when they move, I think.
5:36
SPEAKER_06: Shimmer because I'm such like a perfectionist.
5:38
SPEAKER_06: I'm like, stay, don't move.
5:39
SPEAKER_06: Just like my plants.
5:40
SPEAKER_06: I'm like, don't grow.
5:41
SPEAKER_06: Uh die, wither.
5:43
SPEAKER_06: Stay the same.
5:44
SPEAKER_06: Stay the same.
5:44
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
5:45
SPEAKER_06: But um I like a little motion.
5:47
SPEAKER_06: I like motion when there's no wind.
5:48
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
5:48
SPEAKER_06: It's like sparkle, sparkle, sparkle.
5:50
SPEAKER_06: But when there's when there's a breeze on it, or my breath, your breath on it, it's like, oh, then you start to see like oh yeah.
5:56
SPEAKER_06: The Amazon Prime comes through.
5:58
SPEAKER_06: Right, right, yeah, right, right.
5:59
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
5:59
SPEAKER_08: Um, my problem, okay, so I didn't tell you this, but when uh like earlier in the week, somebody commented on like my post of our cover art, they commented okay groomer on it.
6:11
SPEAKER_08: And I I know, I know.
6:14
SPEAKER_08: That's crazy.
6:15
SPEAKER_08: That's crazy.
6:16
SPEAKER_08: First of all, it's crazy.
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SPEAKER_08: Second of all, it's like we dog groom.
6:20
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, you were you run a catering business and a grooming company, so you're an entrepreneur.
6:24
SPEAKER_08: Maybe they meant okay boomer.
6:25
SPEAKER_08: No, no, no, no.
6:26
SPEAKER_08: They meant okay groomer.
6:27
SPEAKER_08: Look at that art.
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SPEAKER_08: You don't think they meant okay groomer?
6:29
SPEAKER_08: I know, but it's like a read of like they saw you and we're like They saw you! You look like a boomer.
6:35
SPEAKER_08: Groomer!
6:35
SPEAKER_06: I know, but we're talking about two different things.
6:39
SPEAKER_08: It was homophobia.
6:40
SPEAKER_08: Yes, of course.
6:41
SPEAKER_08: Uh so that's my problem because I was like, first of all, you're such a loser if you comment literally anything negative on anything.
6:48
SPEAKER_08: That's like but then second, it's also like, how'd you find it?
6:51
SPEAKER_08: Like, what's in your algorithm, bud?
6:53
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
6:54
SPEAKER_08: That uh that all this got to you.
6:57
SPEAKER_06: So yeah, maybe um look inward.
7:00
SPEAKER_08: Uh truly.
7:01
SPEAKER_06: Yeah when you say groomer, I so I have nieces and nephews, as you know.
7:04
SPEAKER_06: Uh-huh.
7:04
SPEAKER_06: And so do I?
7:06
SPEAKER_06: I was just trying to um I'll get to my point.
7:12
SPEAKER_06: Um, so I was like trying to make videos with them.
7:16
SPEAKER_06: It's uh what's that song like uh I'm stylish?
7:20
SPEAKER_06: Something, something blackbilly eyelish.
7:22
SPEAKER_06: And you dropped, there's like a beat, and I was teaching my niece and nephew how to drop down to a beat.
7:26
SPEAKER_06: As as drop it low.
7:27
SPEAKER_06: And then I was like, wait, is this like are people gonna say this is grooming?
7:30
SPEAKER_06: Uh-huh.
7:30
SPEAKER_06: Because it was truly like the beat drops, and it's like, I was like, okay, and then drop it and spread it.
7:35
SPEAKER_06: Drop and spread, drop and spread.
7:36
SPEAKER_08: You made your niece and nephew do the splits.
7:38
SPEAKER_06: I I I it was so cute because it was like funny to me that they were like learning how to like hit it.
7:43
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
7:44
SPEAKER_06: And then I was like, oh, this is gonna be deemed.
7:46
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, but like that that's only because like Or maybe I saw my uh nephew's drop down, and I was like, I am grooming.
7:52
SPEAKER_04: You're like, uh oh.
7:52
SPEAKER_04: You're getting too good at this.
7:54
unknown: Sab!
7:55
SPEAKER_08: Wow.
7:56
SPEAKER_08: I don't think I don't think that's that's uh grooming, just for the it's not.
8:00
SPEAKER_06: No, I know it's of course it's not, but I just was like, oh god, yeah.
8:03
SPEAKER_06: All the all the haters.
8:05
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
8:06
SPEAKER_08: All the haters and losers.
8:08
SPEAKER_06: All the haters.
8:11
SPEAKER_08: Anyway, yeah, no, my problem.
8:16
SPEAKER_08: No, it's because it's it's it's give it's cater waiter and also like female conductor or like female uh conductor.
8:22
SPEAKER_08: This is you doing no, not not train conductor.
8:25
SPEAKER_08: Uh this is you doing tar.
8:30
SPEAKER_06: This is me doing what?
8:31
SPEAKER_08: Tar.
8:32
SPEAKER_06: Oh, I didn't see tar.
8:33
SPEAKER_08: Let's pause the podcast to watch it and then we'll then we'll come right back.
8:36
SPEAKER_06: Am I a violinist?
8:37
SPEAKER_06: It could be.
8:38
SPEAKER_06: Who serves sliders?
8:41
SPEAKER_08: From within your sleeve, though.
8:42
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, these things are stuffed and puffed.
8:44
SPEAKER_06: We did a so it's off the rack, but I did, you know, pumped it up a little.
8:47
SPEAKER_08: But we did do a fitting earlier, I guess like two weeks ago or something with this top.
8:50
SPEAKER_06: Don't say this took two weeks.
8:52
SPEAKER_06: Well, no seconds ago.
8:53
SPEAKER_08: Oh, yeah, but earlier today.
8:54
SPEAKER_08: No, but we did a fitting in it, and you had just filled the sleeves, and it was like, whoa! Yeah, you were like, there was something final bosses then.
9:01
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, there's like she's been working out.
9:03
SPEAKER_08: She has been working out.
9:04
SPEAKER_08: There was something about it like without the hair, without the hips, that was giving like this this cater waiter swole.
9:10
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
9:11
SPEAKER_08: It's like it was giving final boss somehow.
9:14
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
9:15
SPEAKER_08: Um, yeah, so that's my that's what I'm wearing.
9:17
SPEAKER_08: That's my problem.
9:18
SPEAKER_08: Do you have a weekend gay?
9:20
SPEAKER_08: Uh uh did anything gay happen this week?
9:23
SPEAKER_06: I have a personal weekend gay.
9:24
SPEAKER_08: Well, tell me.
9:25
SPEAKER_06: Well, I hooked up.
9:26
SPEAKER_06: Tell me, please.
9:27
SPEAKER_06: I hooked up with that guy that I've been hooking up with kind of here and there.
9:29
SPEAKER_06: Oh.
9:30
SPEAKER_06: Which was nice.
9:31
SPEAKER_06: And we were like, this is so embarrassing.
9:33
SPEAKER_06: Maybe you want to wait until the fan is there.
9:37
SPEAKER_06: Like, why doesn't the sound guy hate me?
9:41
SPEAKER_06: This is so embarrassing.
9:42
SPEAKER_06: So we were post-coital playing in his bed, and the lights were off.
9:47
SPEAKER_06: He had and he has like uh, I want to say a hermit crab based on what I was hearing, but I'm not, I can't, I'm not positive.
9:53
SPEAKER_06: Which hermit crabs are literally literally so noisy.
9:56
SPEAKER_06: So I took a handgun to its head.
9:58
SPEAKER_06: The hermit crab.
9:59
SPEAKER_06: You killed this hermit crab, yeah.
10:01
SPEAKER_06: I killed this hermit crab.
10:02
SPEAKER_06: No, they're just so so noisy.
10:03
SPEAKER_06: So I was like, that's a hermit crab.
10:04
SPEAKER_06: And I'm guessing like the blue light blasting in the room is also, yeah, because of the hermit.
10:09
SPEAKER_06: For the hermit crab.
10:10
SPEAKER_06: For the hermit crab.
10:10
SPEAKER_06: Because of said light, everything was like reversed, inverted colors or whatever.
10:14
SPEAKER_06: So we were laying down and he had like record records up as decor, and I was like, who's that a portrait of?
10:20
SPEAKER_06: And he goes, Well, does it remind you of anything?
10:22
SPEAKER_06: And I go, uh, we were high.
10:24
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah.
10:24
SPEAKER_06: I go, um, the little mermaid.
10:27
SPEAKER_06: And he goes, uh no, my friend was um uh made a painting and it was an auction for Black Lives Matter and all these things, like you know, it was this based on a historic like work of art.
10:37
SPEAKER_06: And I was like, wait, are we talking about the same one?
10:39
SPEAKER_06: Like the one, the way up one.
10:41
SPEAKER_06: And he's like, no, that's Diana Ross.
10:42
SPEAKER_06: And I was like, oh my god, that's so embarrassing.
10:44
SPEAKER_06: The blue light inverted the colors, and it was like literally a portrait of the little mermaid.
10:48
SPEAKER_06: And I was like, Imagine him like showing this like piece of art, this impressionist like oil painting and talking about it.
10:56
SPEAKER_06: And I'm like, uh, I don't know, the little mermaid.
11:00
SPEAKER_06: It's like sweetie, not all roads point back to Ariel, like so embarrassing.
11:05
SPEAKER_06: But in my defense, literally, the crab light on the Diana Ross record looked like Ariel, like in three-quarter profile.
11:14
SPEAKER_06: So yeah, there's that.
11:15
SPEAKER_08: So that really brought you closer together.
11:16
SPEAKER_08: Really taught him a lot about it.
11:18
SPEAKER_06: Needless to say, we started going at it again.
11:20
SPEAKER_06: We we fucked again and again and again and again.
11:23
SPEAKER_06: But that's yeah, that's my weekend.
11:25
SPEAKER_06: That is certainly a weekend game.
11:26
SPEAKER_06: Isn't that so embarrassing?
11:27
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, because he didn't know that like I was seeing inverted colors or yeah, because he he raises the crab, so he's used to it.
11:35
SPEAKER_06: He's used to it.
11:36
SPEAKER_08: But so I would never in a million years would I expect you to be able to like clock hermit crab culture.
11:43
unknown: Yeah.
11:44
SPEAKER_08: Something you're like, uh, that's a hermit crab.
11:46
unknown: Yeah.
11:47
SPEAKER_06: Our guest is a hermit crab.
11:49
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that'd be really funny.
11:50
SPEAKER_06: Should I have a hermit crab on a leash?
11:52
SPEAKER_06: That'd be so funny.
11:52
SPEAKER_06: Or like nine hermit crabs on a leash.
11:55
SPEAKER_06: One leash.
11:56
SPEAKER_06: It splits off.
11:57
SPEAKER_06: Patent that.
11:58
SPEAKER_08: And like, and done.
12:00
SPEAKER_08: Uh well, should we take a break and bring in our fabulous guests?
12:04
SPEAKER_06: Our crabby crabby guests.
12:06
SPEAKER_08: Our crabulous guests.
12:07
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, should we pop a blue light on and bring in our guests?
12:09
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, and burn everything.
12:10
SPEAKER_08: Okay, be right back.
12:12
SPEAKER_08: Be right back.
12:20
SPEAKER_06: And we're back.
12:21
SPEAKER_06: And we're back to the big hunty cat.
12:23
SPEAKER_08: Please welcome our guest, Tulio Torres and Spike Einbinder.
12:28
SPEAKER_06: Woo! Meeting in from space?
12:32
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
12:33
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
12:33
SPEAKER_08: Who are you coming from?
12:35
SPEAKER_02: We're on tour.
12:37
SPEAKER_08: And what exactly are you touring?
12:39
SPEAKER_08: It's music?
12:40
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
12:40
SPEAKER_08: A podcast.
12:41
SPEAKER_08: A podcast.
12:43
SPEAKER_08: Right, right.
12:44
SPEAKER_08: Small country couch.
12:45
SPEAKER_03: A band podcast.
12:47
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, the small country couch.
12:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
12:50
SPEAKER_03: We're the tiny sleigh chair.
12:53
SPEAKER_08: Like, okay, uh, better idea.
12:56
SPEAKER_06: There's a whole market.
12:59
SPEAKER_03: Tiny sleigh chair.
13:00
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
13:00
SPEAKER_08: And it's just, it's really small.
13:02
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
13:02
SPEAKER_03: It's like I guess it'd have it would be that would be better.
13:05
SPEAKER_03: It'd be like the mini sleigh stool.
13:09
SPEAKER_03: To get the true.
13:10
SPEAKER_03: We love it.
13:11
SPEAKER_07: Have you ever bought furniture online and then got it delivered?
13:15
SPEAKER_07: No, and it's a miniature.
13:16
SPEAKER_07: And it's doll furniture.
13:18
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
13:18
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
13:18
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
13:18
SPEAKER_06: I mean anything if you ever Amazon, not that I get my furniture on Amazon, but that everything's my bed.
13:27
SPEAKER_05: My bed's prime.
13:30
SPEAKER_05: Prime bed.
13:31
SPEAKER_05: You're like Princess bed.
13:32
SPEAKER_05: Adding a bed to the bed.
13:33
SPEAKER_05: Like the four posts.
13:34
SPEAKER_05: You're adding a bed from the floor.
13:36
SPEAKER_06: From the Janovian collection.
13:37
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
13:38
SPEAKER_06: On Amazon.
13:39
SPEAKER_06: But no, everything's a good one.
13:40
SPEAKER_06: So you need a bed tomorrow sometimes.
13:41
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, sometimes the one you have.
13:43
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
13:43
SPEAKER_06: I want to say those are from Amazon and they look like huge goblets.
13:47
SPEAKER_06: I love them.
13:47
SPEAKER_06: But you get them in person and it's like, yeah, they use the baby handle.
13:50
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
13:51
SPEAKER_06: Chalices.
13:52
SPEAKER_03: They're like, why is this couch$15?
13:54
SPEAKER_03: It's like for a parakeet.
13:56
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, it's that big.
13:57
SPEAKER_03: Just prime.
13:58
SPEAKER_08: Jesus.
13:59
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, we wanted this to be a lot smaller, actually.
14:02
SPEAKER_08: This is just what we got by accident.
14:03
SPEAKER_03: That's the name of the pod.
14:04
SPEAKER_03: It was called something else in cars.
14:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
14:06
SPEAKER_06: We're inches away from being maxed out, truly.
14:09
SPEAKER_06: Depth of field so far away.
14:11
SPEAKER_06: I know.
14:12
SPEAKER_06: So far away.
14:13
SPEAKER_06: I can't.
14:13
SPEAKER_06: Should we switch closer or what do we think?
14:15
SPEAKER_06: No, because now we're good.
14:16
SPEAKER_06: Oh, because you're like, oh no, that's camera.
14:22
SPEAKER_06: It's fine.
14:22
SPEAKER_03: It's sort of a fake setup, sort of like what a set is.
14:24
SPEAKER_03: I just mean the couch is so big.
14:26
SPEAKER_03: The couch is very big.
14:26
SPEAKER_03: So far away.
14:27
SPEAKER_03: I would have to like take a train to get to you.
14:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
14:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
14:31
SPEAKER_08: It is in two different zip codes, basically.
14:33
SPEAKER_08: Right down the middle.
14:34
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
14:34
SPEAKER_08: Well, welcome.
14:36
SPEAKER_03: How was your day?
14:38
SPEAKER_03: It was good.
14:40
SPEAKER_03: I don't think we get really shy.
14:42
SPEAKER_03: You're shaking.
14:43
SPEAKER_02: We're like, I need to stop.
14:45
SPEAKER_02: I need to stop.
14:46
SPEAKER_02: I need to stop.
14:47
SPEAKER_07: Water.
14:48
SPEAKER_07: I'm like water.
14:49
SPEAKER_07: Put to the ambulance.
14:50
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, it's a hard code of a stretcher like Gurney getting in.
14:58
SPEAKER_07: Gord for not be coming back.
15:01
SPEAKER_08: This is America's next top model.
15:02
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
15:03
SPEAKER_08: The other girls.
15:03
SPEAKER_08: When you see the other girls, I'm like, yeah.
15:05
SPEAKER_03: The other girls.
15:06
SPEAKER_03: Like the girl who fainted.
15:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
15:07
SPEAKER_06: I love that.
15:08
SPEAKER_06: I talked about that the other.
15:09
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
15:10
SPEAKER_06: Who fainted?
15:12
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:14
SPEAKER_06: I remember bringing this up because you know what?
15:16
SPEAKER_06: I felt alone when I was talking about Rebecca Cycle 4 in top model.
15:20
SPEAKER_06: That she died.
15:22
SPEAKER_06: She died.
15:22
SPEAKER_06: She died in hidden.
15:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Tyra killed her.
15:26
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, Tyra killed her.
15:27
SPEAKER_02: She had a makeover where they took all of her blood out.
15:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
15:31
SPEAKER_07: We're getting rid of your blood.
15:33
SPEAKER_07: We got the shot.
15:34
SPEAKER_07: And she's like, Tyra faint.
15:37
SPEAKER_03: No, she did a baby fake fainting where she was like, guys, I feel really weird.
15:41
SPEAKER_03: And died, and they were like, oh my god, I'm not.
15:43
SPEAKER_07: She was like, Yeah, do we make an acting challenge?
15:46
SPEAKER_07: That was like she's a performance artist.
15:49
SPEAKER_07: Tyra's a performance artist.
15:50
SPEAKER_07: Truly.
15:51
SPEAKER_07: She's an immersive performance artist.
15:52
SPEAKER_03: The best one is when she pretended to have rabies on her show.
15:55
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:56
SPEAKER_03: I don't remember that.
15:56
SPEAKER_06: Wait, on our talk show?
15:58
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, on our talk show.
15:58
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
15:59
SPEAKER_08: She like turned a bar.
16:01
SPEAKER_08: She like turned around and put like an Alka seltzer in her mouth and like she starts foaming at the mouth.
16:05
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, awesome.
16:06
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
16:06
SPEAKER_06: That's crazy.
16:06
SPEAKER_06: Why?
16:07
SPEAKER_06: What was her reasoning?
16:08
SPEAKER_06: Because at least like there was an acting challenge on top model, like she passed out.
16:11
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, there I think she's a big thing.
16:12
SPEAKER_03: Rabbi's awareness.
16:13
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, she's always raising a book.
16:15
SPEAKER_07: I'm like, well, respect.
16:15
SPEAKER_07: Wait, isn't it?
16:16
SPEAKER_07: Does she does she ever cameo in the RuPaul universe or no?
16:20
SPEAKER_08: No, for whatever reason, those worlds haven't like alighted.
16:24
SPEAKER_08: There would be no RuPaul's Drag Grace without America's Next Top Model.
16:27
SPEAKER_08: For sure.
16:27
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
16:28
SPEAKER_08: It's like fully the first few seasons are like lifted directly from that formula.
16:32
SPEAKER_08: I know.
16:32
SPEAKER_06: That's why it's like, what?
16:33
SPEAKER_06: Who's saying no?
16:34
SPEAKER_06: It's Tyra.
16:35
SPEAKER_03: Tyra's mom, probably.
16:36
SPEAKER_03: Tyra's mom.
16:36
SPEAKER_08: I feel like her mom is like pulling all the strings.
16:39
SPEAKER_08: Imagine if Tyra's mom is the one who's like coming up with all her stunts.
16:42
SPEAKER_08: You gotta have rabies.
16:43
SPEAKER_08: She's like, you gotta have rabies.
16:44
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
16:45
SPEAKER_03: She's mom pleasure.
16:46
SPEAKER_03: She's like brushing her hair and rabies, like brushing her hair super.
16:49
SPEAKER_03: But she's a big part of her life.
16:51
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
16:51
SPEAKER_08: Wasn't her mom like, you need to get into it.
16:54
SPEAKER_03: Remember when I didn't I show you the copy of her book that was like discarded that I found on the ground?
16:59
SPEAKER_07: Wait, the uh the the like the the sci-fi modeland model.
17:05
SPEAKER_03: Not model land.
17:06
SPEAKER_03: It was like Tyra's like advice autobiography, whatever book, and it was like each chapter heading was like a little eye like icon, like closed.
17:13
SPEAKER_07: Well, Modeland also uses the eye as a image as potent ice literally.
17:18
SPEAKER_08: I think like uh her ice cream line uses the eye too.
17:21
SPEAKER_08: Smise cream.
17:22
SPEAKER_03: It's just like wait, I've never heard of Smise Cream.
17:25
SPEAKER_08: Oh my god.
17:25
SPEAKER_08: We don't know.
17:26
SPEAKER_03: TV is real?
17:28
SPEAKER_08: Smise still exists.
17:29
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
17:29
SPEAKER_05: Entrepreneur?
17:30
SPEAKER_05: That's crazy.
17:31
SPEAKER_07: Whoa.
17:33
SPEAKER_05: CEO?
17:33
SPEAKER_03: Smise cream and skinny cow duking it out.
17:35
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
17:36
SPEAKER_07: Did you know that on Model Land?
17:38
SPEAKER_03: I hate that.
17:39
SPEAKER_06: So fucked up.
17:40
SPEAKER_06: Skinny Cow.
17:40
SPEAKER_03: Skinny Cow.
17:41
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
17:42
SPEAKER_07: Like on Model Land, the the I think the premise of the book is they get it's like a Harry Potter Hogwarts sort of situation where they go to like an owl comes to your window, it's like you're cunty.
17:53
SPEAKER_03: Basically, and then they get model.
17:56
SPEAKER_03: The villains are starting.
17:57
SPEAKER_03: You're kind of like actresses.
17:59
SPEAKER_07: The villains are actresses.
18:00
SPEAKER_07: Oh, Tyra.
18:02
SPEAKER_07: Tyra.
18:04
SPEAKER_07: I'm so happy we all know about Model Land.
18:06
SPEAKER_07: Oh, yeah.
18:07
SPEAKER_07: I'm learning about that.
18:08
SPEAKER_07: Many, many required reading in high school.
18:09
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
18:10
SPEAKER_07: Required reading for this podcast.
18:11
SPEAKER_07: Subculture.
18:13
SPEAKER_08: It's banned now, though.
18:15
SPEAKER_08: Like politicians are against Model Dead.
18:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they're burning it.
18:18
SPEAKER_03: It's like they're like pitched.
18:19
SPEAKER_06: All I know is the lead.
18:20
SPEAKER_06: This is so crazy.
18:21
SPEAKER_06: This just speaks to the uh content.
18:23
SPEAKER_06: The lead is named Tuckie de la Creme.
18:26
SPEAKER_06: Yes, Tuckie de la Creme.
18:28
SPEAKER_06: Yes.
18:28
SPEAKER_06: Yes.
18:29
SPEAKER_06: Don't think I forgot about Tuckie de la Creme.
18:31
SPEAKER_06: I love that.
18:33
SPEAKER_06: It's giving La Creme.
18:35
SPEAKER_06: My God, I'm in head to toe Tookie.
18:37
SPEAKER_06: You are, yeah.
18:38
SPEAKER_06: You're La Creme for sure.
18:39
SPEAKER_06: I'm giving La Creme today.
18:41
SPEAKER_07: Oh my God.
18:42
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, no, like she owns the restaurant.
18:44
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
18:45
SPEAKER_07: She owns the restaurant and she's checking in.
18:47
SPEAKER_03: It's Tuckie's Brasserie.
18:49
SPEAKER_03: Remember?
18:50
SPEAKER_07: She's checking in if they had any problem with the server.
18:54
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
18:54
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
18:55
SPEAKER_03: Tuckie's like hostessing, but she's like, I shouldn't, I really shouldn't be up here.
18:58
SPEAKER_08: She's like, I got so much bookkeeping to do up there.
19:00
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
19:01
SPEAKER_06: She that she definitely like comes to the table and crouches.
19:05
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
19:05
SPEAKER_06: Like to hear.
19:06
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah.
19:08
SPEAKER_07: And she she's at she because she knows that like someone who works in government is there.
19:14
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
19:14
SPEAKER_06: At the table.
19:15
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
19:16
SPEAKER_06: Isn't that the worst when a server is like it's crazy.
19:18
SPEAKER_08: When they're too comfortable and they're down on it.
19:20
SPEAKER_08: They're like falling asleep on their own.
19:22
SPEAKER_04: So we do have some specials.
19:23
SPEAKER_03: And you're like, what's wrong with it?
19:27
SPEAKER_07: The salad's really yummy.
19:29
SPEAKER_06: It's like they're always like We are offering a cob chopped wedge.
19:35
SPEAKER_06: Something for everyone.
19:36
SPEAKER_08: They're always like, it almost it's like they're withholding, but they're delighted to have to tell you it.
19:41
SPEAKER_08: They're like, I have never once listened to the specials.
19:44
SPEAKER_08: No one has ever listened to a special ever.
19:46
SPEAKER_08: But I will ask every time.
19:47
SPEAKER_08: I'm an asshole.
19:48
SPEAKER_03: Well, I haven't been to a restaurant in so long.
19:50
SPEAKER_03: I have never reviewed the tapes.
19:52
SPEAKER_03: It's like chilies.
19:54
SPEAKER_03: Chilies.
19:55
SPEAKER_03: Chilies.
19:56
SPEAKER_06: Chilies.
19:58
SPEAKER_06: Applebee's like cutting in front of people.
20:02
SPEAKER_03: I like Yeah, like getting supported out of Applebee's.
20:05
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, tell me the specials.
20:07
SPEAKER_03: I like how it goes here.
20:08
SPEAKER_03: I'm like walking in with a gun, being like, maybe the specials.
20:11
SPEAKER_03: Like Spikes back.
20:12
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
20:13
SPEAKER_08: Oh, but speaking of head-to-toe took a dealer creme, who are you wearing and what is your problem?
20:17
SPEAKER_08: That's our our trademarked catchphrase segment of the show.
20:20
SPEAKER_06: When we say who, we're not label lords.
20:22
SPEAKER_06: We're just, it's more like, why?
20:23
SPEAKER_06: What?
20:23
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, tell us the story.
20:24
SPEAKER_06: How do we land here?
20:26
SPEAKER_08: How'd we accidentally land in this beautiful blue color story?
20:29
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
20:29
SPEAKER_07: Slash like all matching, or at least like kind of.
20:32
SPEAKER_07: I'm wearing these jeans.
20:34
SPEAKER_07: I don't know where they came from.
20:35
SPEAKER_07: No, I know where they came from, but okay, so I knew that this question was coming and I asked Spike to read the label in the back.
20:43
SPEAKER_07: There's no label in the back.
20:45
SPEAKER_07: And okay, and I and now I'm realizing why it doesn't have a label.
20:49
SPEAKER_07: So I wore these for a show, and the wardrobe designer, like, she knew that I like I don't like labels.
20:59
SPEAKER_00: Because I feel bad.
21:00
SPEAKER_07: No, no, no, no.
21:02
SPEAKER_07: Like, I don't want to wear like the latest, like whatever.
21:05
SPEAKER_07: Because I don't want to be like a commercial for that.
21:07
SPEAKER_07: But they're so that I think.
21:08
SPEAKER_04: She's like, get me a scalpel quick!
21:10
SPEAKER_07: I think she just cuts the labels out of things.
21:13
SPEAKER_07: It said Panera.
21:14
SPEAKER_07: That's a ear writer.
21:15
SPEAKER_07: They're Panera jeans.
21:17
SPEAKER_08: Can't see this.
21:18
SPEAKER_08: Capsule collection, yeah.
21:19
SPEAKER_06: Panera jeans.
21:20
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, they're Chase Bank jeans.
21:22
SPEAKER_06: Panera jeans.
21:22
SPEAKER_06: Oh, Chase Blue.
21:25
SPEAKER_06: Panera by Panera.
21:27
SPEAKER_08: I love those pants.
21:28
SPEAKER_08: Those are very like very my storyline.
21:32
SPEAKER_08: Blue?
21:33
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, blue.
21:33
SPEAKER_08: Blue.
21:34
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
21:34
SPEAKER_07: Maybe this color I like.
21:36
SPEAKER_07: Blue.
21:36
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
21:36
SPEAKER_08: I don't know if you've heard of it.
21:37
SPEAKER_07: Um but it's sort of my thing.
21:39
SPEAKER_07: I sort of own it.
21:40
SPEAKER_03: It's like a boy color for boys, I think.
21:42
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah.
21:42
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
21:43
SPEAKER_08: Wait, the shoes are Oakley's.
21:46
SPEAKER_08: Well, that's cool.
21:46
SPEAKER_08: The shoes are oakley's.
21:47
SPEAKER_02: The shoes are like our sunglasses.
21:48
SPEAKER_08: They did up top and now they're going down bottom.
21:50
SPEAKER_07: Uh-oh.
21:50
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
21:51
SPEAKER_06: Wait, that's that's amazing.
21:53
SPEAKER_07: I oh I like always don't I don't I also don't like wearing sneakers with like recognizable brands because I I lost track.
22:00
SPEAKER_07: Of like which one did something horrible.
22:02
SPEAKER_07: Right.
22:02
SPEAKER_07: Which eventually is all of them.
22:03
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
22:04
SPEAKER_07: Which is like, oh, were they did they something bad happened?
22:08
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, they're all cancelled.
22:09
SPEAKER_03: I'm wearing the shoes of the you know the anti-evolution spokespeople, New Balance.
22:13
SPEAKER_03: Oh, really?
22:14
SPEAKER_03: I knew it.
22:15
SPEAKER_03: I made that up.
22:16
SPEAKER_03: But they did stuff.
22:17
SPEAKER_03: I feel like they're not.
22:18
SPEAKER_03: No, I was terrible when I heard that.
22:20
SPEAKER_03: New balance is creationism.
22:20
SPEAKER_03: It's actually New Balance is flat earth.
22:22
SPEAKER_03: The balance is that the earth is completely flat.
22:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
22:26
SPEAKER_08: Wait, I have this weird association with flat earth because with New Balance.
22:30
SPEAKER_08: With New Balance, yeah.
22:31
SPEAKER_08: But one time I was I was watching cams on Chatterbait, and one of the this guy was jerking off and then also Into the shoe?
22:37
SPEAKER_08: No, he was just espousing flat earth like ideas.
22:40
SPEAKER_07: While jerking off.
22:41
SPEAKER_08: While jerking off.
22:42
SPEAKER_08: And then people in the people in the comments were like, like, buddy, this really isn't that's not true.
22:47
SPEAKER_08: And then he would like sort of debate with them while also like totally remote.
22:51
SPEAKER_08: He would withhold his cum.
22:52
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, he was like, no, you're wrong.
22:54
SPEAKER_08: You're wrong.
22:54
SPEAKER_08: The sun's a lantern.
22:56
SPEAKER_08: It's a lantern.
22:56
SPEAKER_08: And everyone's like, like a light hanging language.
22:59
SPEAKER_08: Actually, they have some like weird dumb term for it.
23:01
SPEAKER_07: It's like a wait, sorry, sorry, sorry.
23:02
SPEAKER_07: What is a lantern?
23:03
SPEAKER_08: What is a lantern?
23:04
SPEAKER_07: No, no, no.
23:04
SPEAKER_07: According to him, the sun.
23:06
SPEAKER_08: The sun.
23:06
SPEAKER_07: Oh, the sun is a lantern.
23:08
SPEAKER_08: I'm like a lantern, Julio.
23:11
SPEAKER_08: Let's break that down.
23:12
SPEAKER_03: It's what you hold up when you're going to ask for room at the inn.
23:15
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, exactly.
23:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
23:16
SPEAKER_06: Sort of not from this time.
23:18
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
23:19
SPEAKER_06: Um what do flat earthers like think?
23:23
SPEAKER_06: Like, why?
23:23
SPEAKER_06: Why are they going the bat for that?
23:25
SPEAKER_08: Well, it's like two things.
23:26
SPEAKER_06: One, it's without opening the can, because I can't.
23:29
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
23:29
SPEAKER_06: Well, I'm trying to be.
23:30
SPEAKER_06: I'll be brief.
23:30
SPEAKER_03: I honestly the can is not in stock.
23:33
SPEAKER_03: Like, I don't think we know.
23:34
SPEAKER_07: You want the question answered without opening the can.
23:36
SPEAKER_06: Without opening the can.
23:37
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, because like we can't make this episode about flat earthers.
23:39
SPEAKER_07: Anyone here in class can answer this question without opening the can.
23:42
SPEAKER_03: We're not making this episode about flat earthers with you two.
23:46
SPEAKER_07: I haven't.
23:46
SPEAKER_03: I don't know enough about it.
23:48
SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
23:48
SPEAKER_03: It's like what they just I just think it's like.
23:51
SPEAKER_03: No.
23:51
SPEAKER_07: I think it's reaction.
23:52
SPEAKER_07: I think it's like reactionary to feeling like mainstream media controls the narrative.
23:58
SPEAKER_07: I think it's like goes hand in hand with like anti-vaccing.
24:01
SPEAKER_07: Totally.
24:01
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
24:01
SPEAKER_06: But what's the yeah, for sure, but like what's the conspiracy?
24:05
SPEAKER_06: Well, the That we've been lied to.
24:06
SPEAKER_06: That you can go to the end of the earth.
24:08
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
24:08
SPEAKER_03: That you've been go to the end.
24:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's it's fall off.
24:12
SPEAKER_08: It's that Jews are lying to you, is really what the conspiracy ultimately is.
24:15
SPEAKER_03: Is that it's like focus up the camera?
24:17
SPEAKER_03: We are we're lying to you.
24:20
SPEAKER_08: And we are.
24:21
SPEAKER_08: The earth is flat.
24:23
SPEAKER_08: Completely.
24:24
SPEAKER_03: It's flat, and I spin my dreidel on it every night.
24:27
SPEAKER_05: Close the can, close the can.
24:29
SPEAKER_07: Well, there's also the world turtle is a little bit of a big thing.
24:33
SPEAKER_07: No, that's an ancient myth of some sort, right?
24:35
SPEAKER_03: That's like a creation myth where it's like the world is on the back of a turtle and then there's like a rabbit running on top.
24:40
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, all kinds of stuff.
24:42
SPEAKER_08: Wow.
24:42
SPEAKER_03: You're crying from the beauty.
24:44
SPEAKER_03: You're crying at him hard.
24:45
SPEAKER_06: I'm like, that's my kink.
24:52
SPEAKER_08: So whenever I think of the flat earthers, I think of chatterbait.
24:55
SPEAKER_08: Um I do love critters like riding on other animals.
24:58
SPEAKER_07: What was his name?
25:00
SPEAKER_08: I can't remember.
25:00
SPEAKER_08: I wish I could.
25:01
SPEAKER_08: Raymond?
25:02
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, it was Raymond Raymond.
25:03
SPEAKER_08: Yes.
25:04
SPEAKER_08: At Raymond Bader de Blasio.
25:06
SPEAKER_08: Raymond Bader.
25:07
SPEAKER_00: Raymond de Blasio.
25:10
SPEAKER_08: At Raymond Bader de Blasio.
25:13
SPEAKER_06: Is my collar fully bronzed?
25:15
SPEAKER_08: Just lightly bronze.
25:16
SPEAKER_04: Ivory really sucks it up.
25:18
SPEAKER_08: Oh, yeah, it does look like a like a shadow.
25:20
SPEAKER_08: Oh, it does.
25:21
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
25:22
SPEAKER_08: But sorry, we were we st we got to pants and and shoes, and then we got distracted.
25:26
SPEAKER_08: Oh, yeah.
25:27
SPEAKER_08: What's your problem?
25:27
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
25:27
SPEAKER_08: And you also were at what also you did get to the shirt.
25:29
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
25:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
25:30
SPEAKER_03: I'm wearing this like lenticular.
25:32
SPEAKER_08: I love that.
25:33
SPEAKER_03: It's amazing.
25:34
SPEAKER_03: What's a lenticular?
25:35
SPEAKER_03: Like uh that design?
25:38
SPEAKER_07: It's this technology.
25:39
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
25:39
SPEAKER_07: It's the name of the technology.
25:41
SPEAKER_06: Like a triptych.
25:42
SPEAKER_06: It's like you scratch it, it makes noise.
25:45
SPEAKER_07: No, no, no, no, no.
25:46
SPEAKER_07: It's not the sound.
25:47
SPEAKER_07: It has a smell.
25:48
SPEAKER_07: Like actually, this is silent.
25:50
SPEAKER_07: Uh uh, and wait, wait, we just have an eye for a while.
25:53
SPEAKER_08: Lian Wang.
25:54
SPEAKER_08: Cool.
25:54
SPEAKER_08: Lianne Rhymes.
25:55
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
25:56
SPEAKER_08: She's doing uh garments now.
25:57
SPEAKER_08: Yes.
25:58
SPEAKER_03: It's um sunglasses, shoes, and song shirt.
26:01
SPEAKER_06: It's so good.
26:02
SPEAKER_06: I love that.
26:03
SPEAKER_06: It reminds me of a shirt.
26:04
SPEAKER_06: I went to Napa for a friend's or cousin, rather, uh, their 30th.
26:08
SPEAKER_06: Your family's so important.
26:09
SPEAKER_06: 30th one.
26:09
SPEAKER_07: So I know.
26:10
SPEAKER_07: It's like my niece has my nephew.
26:13
SPEAKER_03: It was their um The Lore.
26:15
SPEAKER_08: Their 30th family reunion.
26:17
SPEAKER_08: Legends and tales of the family Balason.
26:19
SPEAKER_08: Shut up!
26:21
SPEAKER_06: Well, I went to Napa for a 30th and I gave a shirt.
26:26
SPEAKER_06: Had a wine glass, not as cool as that.
26:28
SPEAKER_06: But it did say in script made out of rhinestones, Nana's Sippy Cup.
26:33
SPEAKER_06: And I regret, I regret giving that away.
26:35
SPEAKER_06: As like a gift.
26:36
SPEAKER_06: I brought it.
26:37
SPEAKER_06: I know.
26:37
SPEAKER_06: I'm like, Lauren, if you're listening, I I'm gonna need that back.
26:40
SPEAKER_06: Because like Nana's sippy cup.
26:41
SPEAKER_06: If that said Nana's sippy cups, that's so cute.
26:43
SPEAKER_08: Those are Nana's sippy cups, right?
26:46
SPEAKER_06: I am Nana Sippy Cups.
26:48
SPEAKER_08: And what's your problem?
26:49
SPEAKER_07: My problem?
26:50
SPEAKER_07: Uh I am a little sleepy.
26:52
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
26:53
SPEAKER_06: I've been there.
26:54
SPEAKER_06: Classique.
26:54
SPEAKER_06: I love it.
26:55
SPEAKER_06: Classic.
26:56
SPEAKER_06: Well, Spike.
26:56
SPEAKER_06: Who are you wearing and what is your problem?
26:58
SPEAKER_03: Well.
27:00
SPEAKER_06: Um I can't say.
27:04
SPEAKER_06: You're crying it hard too.
27:08
SPEAKER_03: A little pebble.
27:09
SPEAKER_03: And it's beautiful.
27:10
SPEAKER_03: I'm wearing new balances.
27:11
SPEAKER_03: They're actually like my first ever pair of new balances in my life.
27:14
SPEAKER_08: Cool.
27:14
SPEAKER_03: And I've got them all white for special occasions.
27:17
SPEAKER_08: Nice.
27:19
SPEAKER_03: These fishnets, I think, are from Pink Pussycat, that sex store on West 4th Street.
27:24
SPEAKER_08: Cool, cool.
27:25
SPEAKER_03: I don't remember.
27:26
SPEAKER_03: I love that.
27:27
SPEAKER_03: Don't remember.
27:28
SPEAKER_08: They're nice.
27:28
SPEAKER_08: They're like a kind of fine gauge.
27:30
SPEAKER_08: I know.
27:30
SPEAKER_03: I I really love them.
27:32
SPEAKER_03: Um don't really don't know.
27:34
SPEAKER_03: And then this top that says iHeart Medieval Torture is from uh Baptism Distro on Instagram.
27:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
27:41
SPEAKER_03: That is so funny.
27:42
SPEAKER_03: Shout out L.
27:43
SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
27:43
SPEAKER_03: Well, you have to talk about your nails.
27:45
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
27:45
unknown: My nails.
27:46
SPEAKER_03: I love those.
27:47
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
27:47
SPEAKER_07: Those are amazing.
27:48
SPEAKER_07: Incredible nails.
27:49
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, amazing.
27:51
SPEAKER_07: Wait, hold it up again because I'll zoom in and post.
27:53
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, zoom in and post.
27:54
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
27:55
SPEAKER_06: You're beating me on the nail game.
27:57
SPEAKER_06: Congrats.
27:57
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna have these on for about six weeks.
27:59
SPEAKER_06: Wait, compare nails.
27:59
SPEAKER_08: Go put them put up next.
28:00
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
28:01
SPEAKER_08: Nail cam.
28:02
SPEAKER_06: Nail cam.
28:03
SPEAKER_06: I like panicked and alternated colors.
28:05
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
28:05
SPEAKER_06: It's like nail one-on-one.
28:06
SPEAKER_06: I was like, ah! Those are gorge.
28:08
SPEAKER_06: Love them.
28:09
SPEAKER_03: These are claws by Joy.
28:11
SPEAKER_03: Joy is the nail tech that I go to, and she is amazing.
28:15
SPEAKER_06: Are those acrylics or gells or what are you?
28:17
SPEAKER_03: They are gel X.
28:18
SPEAKER_06: Wow.
28:19
SPEAKER_06: And what's the X?
28:20
SPEAKER_06: The new generation of Gell.
28:21
SPEAKER_03: Extension.
28:23
SPEAKER_06: You're the face of Gillette.
28:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm the face of Gell X, basically.
28:26
SPEAKER_06: I'm the face of Gillette.
28:29
SPEAKER_03: Well, it's the best a man can get.
28:31
SPEAKER_08: I want to say I'm the face of Jeanette, but I don't know what that means.
28:34
SPEAKER_08: Jeanette.
28:35
SPEAKER_08: I'm the face of Jeanette.
28:36
SPEAKER_08: I'm just Jeanette.
28:37
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, yeah.
28:38
SPEAKER_08: Jeanette, my boss.
28:40
SPEAKER_08: This is Jeanette, my boss.
28:42
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
28:42
SPEAKER_08: Jeanette.
28:43
SPEAKER_08: Wow.
28:44
SPEAKER_08: Jeanette.
28:44
SPEAKER_03: Jeanette LaCrem.
28:46
unknown: Jeanette LaCrème.
28:48
SPEAKER_06: Don't give Tyra any ideas.
28:49
SPEAKER_06: I know.
28:50
SPEAKER_07: She's watching.
28:51
SPEAKER_07: Wait, what's the show that like it's like it's like an E or something where they do like the shoe cam?
28:56
SPEAKER_06: Fashion police?
28:58
SPEAKER_07: Is it Fashion Police?
28:59
SPEAKER_07: Where they're like, oh, what are your shoes?
29:00
SPEAKER_07: And then they have like a shoe cam.
29:01
SPEAKER_07: We need shoe cams.
29:03
SPEAKER_07: We need nail cam.
29:04
SPEAKER_07: We need nail cam.
29:05
SPEAKER_07: We need nail cam and we need a shoe cam too.
29:07
SPEAKER_06: Because I do kind of try to go head to toe.
29:08
SPEAKER_06: Like the clear loose side heel is intentional because I was giving it away.
29:12
SPEAKER_06: I'm matching this to my eye list.
29:14
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
29:14
SPEAKER_06: And to your shirt.
29:15
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
29:16
SPEAKER_03: And my shirt is um my friend Ford handed me down this.
29:18
SPEAKER_03: It's egghouse lata.
29:19
SPEAKER_06: Love.
29:20
SPEAKER_06: Love.
29:20
SPEAKER_06: We went to college with Egghouse Lada.
29:22
SPEAKER_03: I've never known where they are sold in stores, but I've got this handed down to me along with an HM blazer that I love.
29:30
SPEAKER_06: I know, we're not like from my friend Ford.
29:32
SPEAKER_06: We went to college with them, but we're not like in their university.
29:34
SPEAKER_06: No, no, yeah.
29:36
SPEAKER_06: Remember us?
29:36
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
29:37
SPEAKER_06: We're in Egghouse.
29:38
SPEAKER_06: No idea who we are.
29:38
SPEAKER_06: Egghouse latte.
29:40
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
29:41
SPEAKER_02: Egghouse latte.
29:42
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, right here.
29:43
SPEAKER_07: That's well, you have such illustrious graduates of that school.
29:47
SPEAKER_07: We do, yeah.
29:48
SPEAKER_07: It's like pretty, it's like actually pretty impressive.
29:50
SPEAKER_07: It's kind of stressful.
29:51
SPEAKER_06: I feel like it's not the same anymore.
29:53
SPEAKER_06: I feel like it used to be like that.
29:54
SPEAKER_06: Oh, now there's.
29:54
SPEAKER_06: But now I'm like, what school?
29:56
SPEAKER_06: Maybe it's because we're not anything more.
29:58
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, maybe it's because we're just not there and don't know anyone.
30:02
SPEAKER_08: I literally don't know anyone.
30:03
SPEAKER_08: I haven't heard a single person.
30:05
SPEAKER_07: You go like, who are these fucking randos?
30:08
SPEAKER_07: They didn't shut down anyone here.
30:11
SPEAKER_07: Like Risdy is Risdi.
30:14
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, Martine.
30:16
SPEAKER_06: Martine.
30:16
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
30:17
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
30:17
SPEAKER_07: The Mishas.
30:18
SPEAKER_07: Oh my god.
30:19
SPEAKER_07: The Mishas?
30:20
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, both Mishas.
30:20
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
30:21
SPEAKER_06: Misha Khan, Misha Townsend.
30:22
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
30:23
SPEAKER_06: Wow.
30:24
SPEAKER_06: You can get Misha Khan on here.
30:25
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
30:25
SPEAKER_07: Oh yeah, that'd be fun.
30:26
SPEAKER_07: Misha Korn.
30:28
SPEAKER_07: I would love to see Misha Khan in this environment.
30:31
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
30:31
SPEAKER_07: Actually, probably very similar energy, the Misha Townsend in this environment.
30:35
SPEAKER_06: Oh yeah.
30:35
SPEAKER_06: We need we need a Misha episode, just the two of them.
30:38
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, the Misha.
30:38
SPEAKER_08: But it's but also it just becomes like jello wrestling.
30:40
SPEAKER_08: Because they have to fight for Misha supremacy.
30:44
SPEAKER_06: And also, we're not here.
30:45
SPEAKER_06: It's just a Misha.
30:47
SPEAKER_08: We hit record and walk out.
30:49
SPEAKER_03: It's a holiday Misha Misha special.
30:50
SPEAKER_08: Well, who else would you like to have?
30:52
SPEAKER_08: You should have a.
30:52
SPEAKER_08: We were talking about this.
30:53
SPEAKER_08: Well, speaking of America's Next Top Model, not submitted.
30:55
SPEAKER_08: Tyra.
30:56
SPEAKER_08: Well, we would love to have Tyra.
30:58
SPEAKER_08: Her first and only pop.
31:00
SPEAKER_08: You have a um somewhat close relationship with.
31:04
SPEAKER_08: Yoana cycle two winner.
31:05
SPEAKER_06: Oh, wow.
31:06
SPEAKER_06: Yes, Yoana House.
31:07
SPEAKER_06: I recreated the helmet photo.
31:09
SPEAKER_06: Remember like cycle two?
31:11
SPEAKER_06: She has like a motorcycle helmet.
31:13
SPEAKER_06: It's like very severe.
31:13
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
31:14
SPEAKER_06: I recreated it and she saw it and liked it and asked to go live with me.
31:17
SPEAKER_06: And I was like, oh my gosh.
31:19
SPEAKER_03: You went live with Yoana.
31:20
SPEAKER_03: I went live with you.
31:21
SPEAKER_06: Oh my god.
31:22
SPEAKER_06: That's all I'm known about.
31:23
SPEAKER_00: Which is in your dad.
31:24
SPEAKER_00: But you're like, I once with mine.
31:27
SPEAKER_03: He went live with.
31:28
SPEAKER_08: And your nieces and nephews are like, slay.
31:30
SPEAKER_03: They're like, we forgive you for the grooming because you went live with I'm clearly.
31:36
SPEAKER_08: They started busting it open again.
31:38
SPEAKER_08: They're like, thank you, Uncle.
31:39
SPEAKER_08: I know I need to play that song.
31:40
SPEAKER_08: Thank you, Uncle.
31:42
SPEAKER_03: I need to play that song.
31:43
SPEAKER_03: Thank you, Uncle for grooming.
31:46
SPEAKER_06: Uncle's a little different.
31:49
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
31:50
SPEAKER_03: I guess my problem is.
31:52
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
31:53
SPEAKER_03: I guess Yeah, what's your problem?
31:54
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
31:55
SPEAKER_07: It could be the most trivial thing.
31:58
SPEAKER_07: We love that.
31:58
SPEAKER_07: It could be like the weather too.
31:59
SPEAKER_07: I was sleepy.
32:00
SPEAKER_07: I was just sleeping.
32:01
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
32:01
SPEAKER_03: Because you petty real petty bitch.
32:03
unknown: I'm kidding.
32:04
SPEAKER_03: You know the real problem.
32:06
SPEAKER_03: Because you know what it's saying.
32:07
SPEAKER_07: You know what the real problem is.
32:08
SPEAKER_03: Um, I don't know.
32:09
SPEAKER_07: My my I actually know a good problem.
32:11
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
32:12
SPEAKER_07: The red.
32:13
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
32:15
SPEAKER_06: What's going on?
32:17
SPEAKER_07: If it's a sore subject, we're not going to.
32:19
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, we can't.
32:19
SPEAKER_03: The red.
32:20
SPEAKER_06: The red.
32:22
SPEAKER_06: We can't.
32:22
SPEAKER_06: You're ripping your mic off.
32:24
SPEAKER_06: You're not loud.
32:26
SPEAKER_06: It's a handheld.
32:27
SPEAKER_07: Oh, come on.
32:28
SPEAKER_07: Oh, grow up.
32:28
SPEAKER_07: Serious.
32:29
SPEAKER_07: What is this ambush?
32:32
SPEAKER_03: I said no to this.
32:33
SPEAKER_03: You all pull out letters that you've written to me.
32:35
SPEAKER_03: Like it becomes an intervention.
32:36
SPEAKER_08: I just wanted to let you know how the red makes sense.
32:39
SPEAKER_08: This is your intervention.
32:40
SPEAKER_03: If you keep doing this behavior, I will have to cut you off.
32:44
SPEAKER_03: Um yeah, I can't get red anymore.
32:47
SPEAKER_03: No.
32:47
SPEAKER_03: Why?
32:48
SPEAKER_03: No, no.
32:48
SPEAKER_03: That's not my problem.
32:49
SPEAKER_03: My problem.
32:49
SPEAKER_03: Okay, few.
32:51
SPEAKER_07: So you're never gonna reveal what the red is.
32:53
SPEAKER_03: The listeners are really we it's way more boring now.
32:56
SPEAKER_07: Okay, okay.
32:56
SPEAKER_03: It can't be that.
32:57
SPEAKER_03: It's gotta be.
32:58
SPEAKER_07: No, I need to know.
32:59
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, no, no, it's good.
33:01
SPEAKER_07: It's good because then now there can be fan theories.
33:03
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
33:03
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:04
SPEAKER_07: Fan theories.
33:04
SPEAKER_03: Hashtag the red.
33:06
SPEAKER_07: The what is the red?
33:08
SPEAKER_07: It's like on subway ads.
33:10
SPEAKER_03: What is the red?
33:11
SPEAKER_07: Save the cheerleader.
33:12
SPEAKER_08: Save the world.
33:13
SPEAKER_08: We take out we take out a subway ad by for hashtag what is the red for our podcast.
33:19
SPEAKER_03: It's like Mr.
33:20
SPEAKER_03: Policeman, I gave you all the red.
33:23
SPEAKER_08: Have you ever seen that movie?
33:24
SPEAKER_08: No.
33:24
SPEAKER_08: Snowman?
33:25
SPEAKER_08: Never.
33:25
SPEAKER_08: It is snowman.
33:26
SPEAKER_03: It's like the little snowman drawing and says, and it's like it says Mr.
33:31
SPEAKER_03: Policeman, I gave you all the clues.
33:35
SPEAKER_08: It's one of the most poorly edited movies of all time.
33:37
SPEAKER_08: It's actually like very Well, I edited it.
33:43
SPEAKER_08: It's happening to me.
33:44
SPEAKER_06: Is Jack Frost still your favorite movie?
33:47
SPEAKER_03: I literally, Jack Frost, I know it's not a movie.
33:49
SPEAKER_06: Or you said Jan Frost.
33:51
SPEAKER_03: Jan Frost.
33:52
SPEAKER_00: Jan Frost.
33:53
SPEAKER_00: Jan Frost.
33:55
SPEAKER_08: Jan Frost is her competitor.
33:57
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
33:57
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
33:57
SPEAKER_03: It's like Jeanette Lecremme wakes up and every day that Jan Frost is alive, she's so pissed off.
34:02
SPEAKER_08: God damn Jan Frost.
34:04
SPEAKER_03: Well, wait.
34:05
SPEAKER_03: My power is.
34:06
SPEAKER_03: The red.
34:08
SPEAKER_02: That's what the red is.
34:09
SPEAKER_03: The red?
34:09
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
34:10
SPEAKER_03: You know what the red is?
34:11
SPEAKER_03: You know who you are?
34:12
SPEAKER_03: My problem.
34:13
SPEAKER_03: This is my problem.
34:13
SPEAKER_03: Okay, America, are you listening?
34:15
SPEAKER_03: Is that we have normalized as a society, have normalized the red, which is that Christmas is fully a sexual fetish for straight people, and we just let that happen.
34:26
SPEAKER_03: Like they've groomed, they've groomed the nation.
34:29
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
34:32
SPEAKER_07: The red is the grooming of the nation.
34:33
SPEAKER_03: The red is the grooming of the nation via Christmas.
34:36
SPEAKER_07: Yes, yes.
34:36
SPEAKER_03: They we they think gay grooming.
34:39
SPEAKER_08: Because you're like, because you just love it.
34:41
SPEAKER_08: You already did it.
34:42
SPEAKER_08: No, I'm like, get off my fucking couch.
34:45
SPEAKER_01: Oh, you don't let flat earth Jews on your couch when I expose your Christmas myth.
34:50
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, you control the world and the media.
34:52
SPEAKER_01: And you're telling us Christmas is bad.
34:54
SPEAKER_06: Some of us have a 365-day advent calendar.
34:56
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, because you need the world to be round.
35:00
SPEAKER_06: So don't come for Christmas, okay?
35:02
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
35:03
SPEAKER_05: Okay?
35:04
SPEAKER_08: No, down on the sexual fetish of it all.
35:07
SPEAKER_03: It's like sensibility at the It's like Yeah, I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus under.
35:14
SPEAKER_03: I have a joke where it's like, I I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus where on her OnlyFans?
35:18
SPEAKER_03: Like it's fucked up.
35:20
SPEAKER_03: And it's always like just a kiss?
35:22
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
35:22
SPEAKER_08: No.
35:22
SPEAKER_08: Who is?
35:23
SPEAKER_08: Oh, that's like, but you'd have to pay a lot of money for something like that.
35:26
SPEAKER_08: That's very, yeah.
35:27
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
35:28
SPEAKER_03: The children seeing like the fish.
35:30
SPEAKER_03: Should I have an OnlyFans and then just kiss Santa?
35:31
SPEAKER_08: Yes.
35:33
SPEAKER_08: You would make two million dollars instantly.
35:36
SPEAKER_06: Should you have a Christmas themed OnlyFans?
35:37
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, the answer is not a OnlyFans.
35:39
SPEAKER_03: You have like your like pale makeup with red, red cheeks.
35:42
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:44
SPEAKER_06: It's all the working Santa's in New York.
35:46
SPEAKER_03: Ew.
35:46
SPEAKER_03: That's the other thing that's a lot of content.
35:49
SPEAKER_03: Suiting up in the Santa suit that's like never been washed.
35:52
SPEAKER_08: It's also kind of like a non like taking like a non-like taking like a non-loads.
35:59
SPEAKER_08: Like every Santa is kind of like a stranger, you know what I mean?
36:01
SPEAKER_08: Like it's all very um loads.
36:05
SPEAKER_08: Okay.
36:05
SPEAKER_08: Don't unload.
36:06
SPEAKER_08: Sorry.
36:07
SPEAKER_08: Santa's.
36:07
SPEAKER_08: What's so hard to understand about a non-load?
36:09
SPEAKER_03: Basically, sitting on Santa Flap is akin to a no loads refused cum dump is what you're saying.
36:15
SPEAKER_06: T.
36:15
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
36:16
SPEAKER_06: Are you saying the Santa business is a metaphor for a non-loathe?
36:24
SPEAKER_07: What do you get?
36:24
SPEAKER_07: On a load.
36:26
SPEAKER_08: I'm saying there's a parallel to be drawn to between the two.
36:29
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
36:29
SPEAKER_08: But also like kissing like a bearded, larger guy, that's definitely.
36:34
SPEAKER_08: I mean, Santa has got to be like a lot of it's queer, but also it's got to be like the the root for a lot of like bear.
36:40
SPEAKER_08: Bears.
36:41
SPEAKER_03: But it's like, yeah, they I'm like, my Santa really obese.
36:45
SPEAKER_03: My Santa Giving.
36:47
SPEAKER_07: But there's also like Jolly.
36:48
SPEAKER_07: Jolly giving plate of cookies.
36:51
SPEAKER_06: Pint of milk.
36:52
SPEAKER_03: Ew, what's in the middle of the country?
36:54
SPEAKER_03: He's a top because you can't eat that and bottom.
36:57
SPEAKER_03: That's right, yeah.
36:57
SPEAKER_03: You cannot.
36:59
SPEAKER_03: What about Mrs.
36:59
SPEAKER_03: Claus?
37:00
SPEAKER_03: She's she's like the cuckolded wife.
37:03
SPEAKER_03: Like, it's she's not in front of my salad.
37:05
SPEAKER_08: Can you cuck?
37:05
SPEAKER_08: Oh, you can cuckold a wife.
37:06
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
37:07
SPEAKER_08: Right?
37:07
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
37:08
SPEAKER_08: Of course.
37:08
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
37:09
SPEAKER_03: Of course.
37:09
SPEAKER_03: But also, it's like the adults in the matching pajamas with the children is so like, what is that?
37:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
37:17
SPEAKER_03: Too much.
37:17
SPEAKER_03: If the Christmas is is also like, that's like for children, but it's also for adults in a weird way.
37:22
SPEAKER_03: I love it.
37:23
SPEAKER_06: It's almost Easter.
37:25
SPEAKER_07: Don't get me started on those baskets.
37:27
SPEAKER_07: Honey, let it go.
37:28
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
37:29
SPEAKER_07: It's almost Easter.
37:30
SPEAKER_07: Honey.
37:31
SPEAKER_07: The only main, but I feel like the only mainstream holiday that isn't sexualized is Thanksgiving.
37:36
SPEAKER_07: Yes.
37:37
SPEAKER_07: That is the least.
37:38
SPEAKER_03: Oh, ew.
37:38
SPEAKER_03: Thanksgiving is so like sexualized?
37:41
SPEAKER_03: Yes, because everyone's going home to have sex.
37:43
SPEAKER_08: It's like in their home family.
37:45
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
37:45
SPEAKER_08: That's the only but that that's sort of like tangential to the holiday.
37:49
SPEAKER_08: It's no more circumstances.
37:50
SPEAKER_08: There's not like sexy Thanksgiving imagery.
37:52
SPEAKER_08: Right.
37:52
SPEAKER_07: Like if you Google sexy Thanksgiving, what comes up?
37:55
SPEAKER_07: I agree with you both.
37:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
37:56
SPEAKER_03: It's like stuffing.
37:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
37:59
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
38:00
SPEAKER_06: Like they're just giblets.
38:02
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
38:04
SPEAKER_06: Regarding saying that, screaming that.
38:06
SPEAKER_06: Um I agree with you both.
38:08
SPEAKER_06: It's like there's no imagery, but also it is very like people like to like the night before Thanksgiving is like one of the biggest holidays or like party holidays.
38:15
SPEAKER_06: Really?
38:15
SPEAKER_06: More than New Year's, they say.
38:17
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
38:17
SPEAKER_07: Is that when the eagle paella thing happens?
38:19
SPEAKER_07: Of course.
38:20
SPEAKER_08: No.
38:21
SPEAKER_07: No, I don't know.
38:21
SPEAKER_07: I feel like they do the paella multiple times a year.
38:26
SPEAKER_07: The eagle, the the eagle, yeah.
38:28
SPEAKER_06: Why does the eagle have paella night?
38:29
SPEAKER_06: And why don't I know about it?
38:31
SPEAKER_07: Why haven't I had any?
38:32
SPEAKER_07: Oh yeah.
38:33
SPEAKER_07: Eagle paella.
38:33
SPEAKER_07: I think it's like a it's like a big trough.
38:36
SPEAKER_07: Holiday, like dead in New York, like worship serving it up.
38:41
SPEAKER_07: It's like week between Christmas and New Year's sort of situation.
38:45
SPEAKER_08: Hell week.
38:46
SPEAKER_08: Sam and Misha would know.
38:47
SPEAKER_08: Um, they're always there.
38:48
SPEAKER_03: Um and Misha would know about the eagle paella.
38:50
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
38:53
SPEAKER_08: Just paella.
38:54
SPEAKER_08: Just paya.
38:54
SPEAKER_08: Just paella.
38:55
SPEAKER_08: It's only just a paella.
38:56
SPEAKER_08: If you drop a paella.
38:59
SPEAKER_07: Head-on shrimp.
39:00
SPEAKER_08: Head on little eyes, little anti-like.
39:02
SPEAKER_08: They do the best head-on shrimp in the city.
39:04
SPEAKER_07: Can you give it to me with the head?
39:06
SPEAKER_07: I want to see it.
39:07
SPEAKER_08: Like, sure, doll.
39:08
SPEAKER_08: Don't worry about it.
39:08
SPEAKER_08: That's who I imagine is doing the catering at the She's not doing the catering at the Eagle.
39:13
SPEAKER_06: No.
39:14
SPEAKER_06: No.
39:14
SPEAKER_06: No, no, no.
39:15
SPEAKER_06: Not at all.
39:16
SPEAKER_08: She's staunchly anti-gay.
39:18
SPEAKER_08: Yes.
39:19
SPEAKER_08: Hates gays.
39:20
SPEAKER_03: I think she's.
39:21
SPEAKER_03: She's like, will you and your roommate be joining us tonight for dinner?
39:24
SPEAKER_03: Like freaking out.
39:26
SPEAKER_07: Where are your wives?
39:27
SPEAKER_07: It's two men at a time.
39:31
SPEAKER_07: I think she definitely manages the restaurant's Facebook.
39:34
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
39:34
SPEAKER_07: Yes.
39:35
SPEAKER_07: She's definitely like uploading the pictures.
39:38
SPEAKER_03: But no, it hasn't been updated since like flash photography.
39:42
SPEAKER_03: It's fucking horrible.
39:43
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
39:43
SPEAKER_03: I feel like they up they updated it in like 2021, being like, welcome back to our indoor dining, and then like never again.
39:50
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:50
SPEAKER_00: Never again.
39:51
SPEAKER_06: Never again.
39:52
SPEAKER_06: It was like it should be food, but it's just a lot of me on the page.
39:59
SPEAKER_06: Like slider.
40:02
SPEAKER_03: They're like not on them anyway.
40:03
SPEAKER_03: She's like, this is mine.
40:05
SPEAKER_03: Like you can't get them.
40:06
SPEAKER_03: You're just like eating it.
40:07
SPEAKER_06: They better be tuxedo dipped.
40:10
SPEAKER_06: This is giving tuxedo dips.
40:12
SPEAKER_03: It really is.
40:12
SPEAKER_03: You are tuxedo dipped.
40:14
SPEAKER_06: Bees, like, isn't it so like porn porny?
40:17
SPEAKER_03: If that was your real hair, you would be in hell right now.
40:20
SPEAKER_03: If it's getting chalked bitten into the fucking thing, I hope we're on the same floor.
40:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
40:25
SPEAKER_08: In hell?
40:26
SPEAKER_08: Hashtag the red.
40:28
SPEAKER_08: You're 24 is lower the red.
40:30
SPEAKER_03: I can't stop.
40:31
SPEAKER_02: I can't stop.
40:32
SPEAKER_02: Hashtag red.
40:33
SPEAKER_08: But Gina and I always debate who's lower in hell.
40:36
SPEAKER_08: And for a long time it was me, but I feel like you've caught up.
40:39
SPEAKER_05: Oh.
40:39
SPEAKER_08: We're neck and neck.
40:40
SPEAKER_05: Because of this?
40:41
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
40:42
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
40:42
SPEAKER_05: Because of this.
40:43
SPEAKER_03: Okay, it's my prime.
40:45
SPEAKER_03: I'm operating the elevator in hell.
40:47
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
40:47
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, next up, women's shows.
40:49
SPEAKER_03: Like, it's people getting on and off.
40:51
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
40:53
SPEAKER_03: It's like me with the fright elevator.
40:55
SPEAKER_06: It's very like Playboy.
40:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
40:57
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, wait, that's such a good Halloween costume.
40:59
SPEAKER_07: Playboy?
41:00
SPEAKER_03: Elevator operator in hell.
41:01
SPEAKER_03: Bellhouse.
41:01
SPEAKER_07: Oh, oh yeah.
41:02
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
41:03
SPEAKER_07: I think that gets dangerously close to Playboy.
41:08
SPEAKER_07: What?
41:08
SPEAKER_07: To Playboy.
41:09
SPEAKER_07: David S.
41:09
SPEAKER_07: Pumpkins.
41:10
SPEAKER_06: Who's that?
41:11
SPEAKER_07: The the the the like Tom Hanks like SNL sketch from a while ago.
41:18
SPEAKER_07: He wasn't that in an elevator?
41:20
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
41:20
SPEAKER_07: Oh, I don't know.
41:21
SPEAKER_03: I would be an elevator operator in the infomercial at NFT.
41:24
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, that's exactly what I mean.
41:25
SPEAKER_03: That's what he was?
41:26
SPEAKER_07: I I think that was a part of it.
41:29
SPEAKER_03: Didn't you work there?
41:35
SPEAKER_03: Did you work at Caraba's?
41:37
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
41:37
SPEAKER_03: Didn't you work at Oakley's shoes?
41:39
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
41:40
SPEAKER_07: No, no, no, no.
41:41
SPEAKER_07: No, I did, but I I think I think that like the the there was something there it was an elevator.
41:47
SPEAKER_07: It was gelhop vibes.
41:48
SPEAKER_03: Okay, well, scrap that.
41:50
SPEAKER_03: I guess I'll do what I do every hope.
41:51
SPEAKER_03: No, okay.
41:52
SPEAKER_07: Clearly no one's thinking about that part of that thing.
41:55
SPEAKER_03: I think I'm gonna reprise a costume this year.
41:57
SPEAKER_03: I think I want to be lamb chop again.
41:59
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I love that.
42:00
SPEAKER_07: Oh, that's great.
42:00
SPEAKER_07: Were you lamb chop last year?
42:02
SPEAKER_03: No, I was lamb chop like seven years ago with Eric, and he was Sherry Lewis, but fisting top Sherry Lewis.
42:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, right.
42:09
SPEAKER_03: So like wearing a black latex glove.
42:11
SPEAKER_03: Amazing to go into my ass.
42:14
SPEAKER_03: That's a great question.
42:14
SPEAKER_03: 2024.
42:15
SPEAKER_03: Halloween, I think it's time.
42:16
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
42:16
SPEAKER_08: What Halloween costume would you redo if you it's so it's fun to do one again.
42:20
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
42:20
SPEAKER_06: Well, I I was leg legolist once, and I would love to do Oh, you were gray.
42:24
SPEAKER_06: A lady Legolist with like.
42:26
SPEAKER_06: Oh my god, yeah.
42:27
SPEAKER_03: You need to do Big Titty Gandalf.
42:28
SPEAKER_03: Big Titty Gandalf.
42:29
SPEAKER_06: Big Titty Gandalf.
42:31
SPEAKER_06: Oh, sometimes we say, Are you Gandalf the Grey or Gandalf the White?
42:34
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
42:34
SPEAKER_06: What do you mean what do you mean?
42:35
SPEAKER_06: You both are Gandalf the White.
42:37
SPEAKER_08: Maybe TBH not familiar with the I don't know.
42:41
SPEAKER_01: You know how there were two.
42:43
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, so he dies and then comes back with a with like a like a flat ironed hair.
42:46
SPEAKER_08: Oh, and that's what he's Dumbledore iconic on.
42:48
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:48
SPEAKER_08: So he's gray and scraggly and then comes back and he's like sleek.
42:51
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, he found like a flat iron.
42:52
SPEAKER_08: And he doubled or as his brother.
42:54
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
42:55
SPEAKER_08: I but I feel like you can make an argument for white and gray.
42:57
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
42:58
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, drag me.
42:59
SPEAKER_03: But no, but gay.
43:02
SPEAKER_00: Grey wrong with gray.
43:03
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
43:03
SPEAKER_03: Because I'm the scraggly one.
43:06
SPEAKER_08: I'm like scraggly, ugly, uh, smelly.
43:08
SPEAKER_08: No, that's I'm the gray too.
43:10
SPEAKER_08: So she's the girl.
43:11
SPEAKER_08: The gray?
43:12
SPEAKER_03: Me and Angelo were the same.
43:13
SPEAKER_03: I know.
43:14
SPEAKER_06: Spike is beating me on the nail game.
43:15
SPEAKER_03: Me and that girl are the same.
43:17
SPEAKER_03: Again, not the white.
43:19
SPEAKER_03: Okay, hashtag the red.
43:20
SPEAKER_03: Like, I was gonna come.
43:23
SPEAKER_03: No, give us the red.
43:24
SPEAKER_00: No, no, no.
43:25
SPEAKER_07: No one can know what the red is.
43:26
SPEAKER_07: No one can know what the red is.
43:28
SPEAKER_07: I feel like your Halloween costume should be this person, but with like a little witch hat.
43:34
SPEAKER_07: Exactly.
43:35
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
43:36
SPEAKER_07: It's very like she's doing Halloween.
43:38
SPEAKER_06: Exactly.
43:39
SPEAKER_06: Oh my god, what this is.
43:40
SPEAKER_06: Like in general.
43:44
SPEAKER_07: It's ironic.
43:45
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
43:46
SPEAKER_07: Like a or like an Amazon basics, like little costume.
43:49
SPEAKER_07: Slut costume.
43:50
SPEAKER_07: What would you love guys?
43:51
SPEAKER_07: What would you do?
43:52
SPEAKER_07: Sluty bus driver?
43:53
SPEAKER_07: I would want a more portable version of my favorite one.
43:59
SPEAKER_07: No.
44:00
SPEAKER_07: Oh, that was a spell?
44:02
SPEAKER_07: Which one was that?
44:03
SPEAKER_07: I I was a spell like two Halloween ago.
44:05
SPEAKER_07: With the book?
44:06
SPEAKER_07: With the book.
44:07
SPEAKER_02: Yes, that would be good.
44:08
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, it was a column.
44:09
SPEAKER_07: And you had to do that.
44:09
SPEAKER_07: And then an open book.
44:11
SPEAKER_07: And then there was like magic swirling around me.
44:13
SPEAKER_07: I love that.
44:13
SPEAKER_07: Right, right, yeah.
44:14
SPEAKER_07: But it was very difficult to move in.
44:16
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
44:16
SPEAKER_07: Unfortunately.
44:17
SPEAKER_03: One of my favorites that you ever did was Haunted White House, though.
44:20
SPEAKER_03: Where you were the White House and you had to.
44:21
SPEAKER_03: And it was just haunted.
44:22
SPEAKER_03: And it was like George Bush in like a kitty costume, like cut out paper, like trick-or-treating, like stuck onto you.
44:29
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, they're always more like float ideas.
44:31
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
44:32
SPEAKER_07: Like cake ideas.
44:33
SPEAKER_07: Cake floating.
44:34
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, because they're always very like horizontal.
44:37
SPEAKER_07: Last year, you beer cake from last year.
44:41
SPEAKER_03: I was um Sherita, who is a dinosaur from a billboard on Atlantic Avenue.
44:46
SPEAKER_03: A me.
44:47
SPEAKER_03: You've seen Sharita.
44:48
SPEAKER_03: You've seen her every year.
44:49
SPEAKER_06: You're Sharita every year.
44:50
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
44:50
SPEAKER_03: No, I just said yes, I'll see her the first time.
44:53
SPEAKER_03: They they sold the tire shop that's upside up.
44:56
SPEAKER_06: In post.
44:56
SPEAKER_06: You need to put it in the middle of the photography with the Sharita.
44:59
SPEAKER_06: And I was her last year.
45:00
SPEAKER_06: So it's like, I guess I'll be what I am every year, which is Tuckie De Lecran.
45:05
SPEAKER_06: It's so stupid.
45:06
SPEAKER_03: It's stupid.
45:06
SPEAKER_03: God damn it.
45:07
SPEAKER_03: Literally caught on the wire.
45:08
SPEAKER_03: Another day and another Lacran.
45:14
SPEAKER_08: Dies.
45:15
SPEAKER_03: Queen down.
45:16
SPEAKER_03: Diva down.
45:17
SPEAKER_08: Your weave saves you again.
45:18
SPEAKER_06: Like uh well it's a goldfish in here.
45:21
SPEAKER_06: Like a loose site.
45:22
SPEAKER_06: Can't you stuff them with stuff?
45:23
SPEAKER_07: Have you seen the ones with the rats?
45:25
SPEAKER_07: Like that are like cages with the rats?
45:27
SPEAKER_07: No.
45:27
SPEAKER_07: And the rats are alive?
45:28
SPEAKER_07: I don't think the rats are alive.
45:30
SPEAKER_06: Okay, good.
45:30
SPEAKER_06: No, but um I always speaking of Halloween at rats, I've always wanted to go as the Splendor rat.
45:36
SPEAKER_06: The Splenda rat?
45:37
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, didn't they?
45:37
SPEAKER_07: Like Splenda, Splenda, like the sugar.
45:39
SPEAKER_07: Uh-huh.
45:40
SPEAKER_06: They like there was a test rat involved.
45:41
SPEAKER_06: I know nothing about it.
45:42
SPEAKER_07: Oh, and it got really it was really snatched.
45:45
SPEAKER_06: Just like, yeah, like the Splendor rat with like half a second.
45:48
SPEAKER_06: Oh my god.
45:50
SPEAKER_06: You need to.
45:51
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, before Ozempic, they would snatch rat.
45:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
45:54
SPEAKER_03: When a rat is snatched.
45:56
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, when a rat that's not a rat that grew an ear.
45:59
SPEAKER_07: Wait, you should be a raccoon on Ozempic.
46:01
SPEAKER_03: When a rat is snatched.
46:05
SPEAKER_03: I love that.
46:07
SPEAKER_08: When a rat is snatched.
46:08
SPEAKER_03: When a rat is snatched.
46:09
SPEAKER_08: All like the Ozempic chemical runoff in the water supply now makes all the rats like super big.
46:15
SPEAKER_03: Or like the pi the trash is like piling up in New York City because no rats are eating it.
46:21
SPEAKER_03: There's like how you solve the rat problem.
46:23
SPEAKER_08: Give me Ozempic.
46:24
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
46:27
SPEAKER_03: We'd be slipping in there into diarrhea.
46:30
SPEAKER_03: They'd be just like having little rat diarrhea and be like, oh balling.
46:33
SPEAKER_03: Damn, they look good.
46:34
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's true.
46:35
SPEAKER_03: It's worth it.
46:36
SPEAKER_03: Pizza rat, she is dead.
46:38
SPEAKER_06: It's Ozempic rat.
46:39
SPEAKER_06: There's a new Splendor rat in town.
46:42
SPEAKER_06: It's Ozempic rat.
46:44
SPEAKER_06: Wait, I love some celebs are on Ozempic, but then other celebs are drinking Ozempic, like guzzling it.
46:50
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
46:50
SPEAKER_06: Like it's like certain, like every they're all on it, but they're on Ozempic.
46:54
SPEAKER_06: Oh, okay.
46:54
SPEAKER_06: Like you look a little different.
46:55
SPEAKER_03: And some people it's like, you need a brace to support your neck now.
46:59
SPEAKER_06: Christine.
47:02
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, unfortunately.
47:02
SPEAKER_06: Tobogan full.
47:04
SPEAKER_06: Kelly Osborne is like to be puppeted.
47:07
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
47:07
SPEAKER_06: They're like ice losing like Ozempik.
47:10
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
47:10
SPEAKER_06: Right now.
47:11
SPEAKER_06: Literally.
47:12
SPEAKER_07: I need Ozembik.
47:14
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
47:14
SPEAKER_07: Wait, this is also a little Christina.
47:17
SPEAKER_06: Ooh.
47:18
SPEAKER_07: No, if it were blonde, if it were blondes, if the wig were blonde.
47:22
SPEAKER_06: It was not supposed to be this wig.
47:23
SPEAKER_06: I was telling Julio earlier.
47:24
SPEAKER_06: I it was we had a backup wig.
47:26
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
47:27
SPEAKER_06: My friend was running late with styling it.
47:29
SPEAKER_06: And so this just became very like, again, stand-up based.
47:32
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
47:32
SPEAKER_08: Like there's something very like oh natural about this hair.
47:36
SPEAKER_08: That wasn't originally involved in this idea.
47:38
SPEAKER_06: In a weird, weird way.
47:40
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
47:42
SPEAKER_06: Giving charcuterie.
47:44
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
47:44
SPEAKER_03: I'm I hate wigs so much.
47:46
SPEAKER_03: That's my drag downfall.
47:47
SPEAKER_07: Like I literally I can't do wigs.
47:49
SPEAKER_07: I hate it.
47:50
SPEAKER_03: When I do Green Eminem's mother in drag, I use white hair wax and I put it all through my hair.
47:57
SPEAKER_07: That looks really cool.
47:57
SPEAKER_06: It does look good.
47:58
SPEAKER_07: That's a good thing.
47:59
SPEAKER_07: But is that just because your hair is light or like what do you mean?
48:03
SPEAKER_07: Is it because your hair is lighter than the the white holds, or does it not matter?
48:06
SPEAKER_03: The white will it'll turn anyone's hair white.
48:08
SPEAKER_07: Hashtag the white.
48:09
SPEAKER_03: The white hashtag the white.
48:10
SPEAKER_03: The red, the white.
48:11
SPEAKER_03: And don't tell me about the blue.
48:13
SPEAKER_08: We already talked about the blue.
48:14
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
48:14
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
48:15
SPEAKER_03: Yes! America! No.
48:18
SPEAKER_03: Gandalf the red.
48:20
SPEAKER_03: Hashtag Gandalf the Red.
48:22
SPEAKER_03: There's gonna be too many hashtags for this episode.
48:25
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
48:25
SPEAKER_03: We bring back the bigger.
48:27
SPEAKER_03: Actually, hashtag back.
48:29
SPEAKER_03: Hashtag hashtag.
48:30
SPEAKER_03: And this is a simple.
48:31
SPEAKER_06: You heard it here?
48:32
SPEAKER_06: I'm jealous of your nails.
48:34
SPEAKER_03: Sorry, but like this.
48:35
SPEAKER_03: That's amazing.
48:36
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
48:36
SPEAKER_07: Wait, what can I see?
48:37
SPEAKER_07: Like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
48:38
SPEAKER_07: I know that it's wearing an amulet.
48:40
SPEAKER_07: She's wearing an amulet.
48:42
SPEAKER_07: Could you put a little mirror on it?
48:44
SPEAKER_03: It's it's like a she can do like whatever thing.
48:48
SPEAKER_03: Well, it's also like a full collaborative process where like I'm DMing her a week in advance, being like, here are my references.
48:55
SPEAKER_03: It's like waking up in the middle of the night.
48:56
SPEAKER_03: She's like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
48:58
SPEAKER_03: No, no, no.
48:58
SPEAKER_03: I'm respecting a four-day bender.
49:03
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, what's up, Spike?
49:04
SPEAKER_08: You want to capture the look of reflected water?
49:08
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, I need you to source me rare, rare uranium for my nails.
49:13
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, no, no.
49:15
SPEAKER_03: I got it.
49:16
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
49:16
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, writing it down.
49:17
SPEAKER_07: She'll be in tomorrow.
49:18
SPEAKER_03: I sometimes I'm like, I'm like, am I annoying you with like how insane my ideas are?
49:21
SPEAKER_03: And she's like, I love that.
49:22
SPEAKER_03: You're inspiring her.
49:23
SPEAKER_07: She's she's not even a nail technician.
49:27
SPEAKER_03: She's actually an art handler.
49:29
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
49:30
SPEAKER_03: She's handling this art.
49:31
SPEAKER_08: Yes.
49:32
SPEAKER_08: Yes, honey.
49:32
SPEAKER_03: She's handling my job.
49:37
SPEAKER_03: Consider an handle, honey.
49:41
SPEAKER_06: That's The O'Zic.
49:43
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that's Jesus.
49:46
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Louis.
49:46
SPEAKER_08: Should we take a break?
49:47
SPEAKER_08: It's the first time you've ever been the one to pitch a break.
49:49
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
49:50
SPEAKER_08: Let's do it.
49:50
SPEAKER_08: We should take a break when we'll be right back.
49:52
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
50:00
SPEAKER_06: We're back.
50:01
SPEAKER_06: And we're about to kill our guests.
50:03
SPEAKER_06: I just looked at my phone for notes.
50:04
SPEAKER_06: Like if I had taken anything like riveting completely blank.
50:08
SPEAKER_06: No, no, no.
50:09
SPEAKER_06: It said kids love Megalodons.
50:11
SPEAKER_06: That's all I wrote down this week.
50:13
SPEAKER_06: Like they do.
50:16
SPEAKER_06: I was like, what have you got to do?
50:17
SPEAKER_06: How often are you about shopping?
50:19
SPEAKER_06: And what did you do?
50:20
SPEAKER_06: Are you an uncle?
50:21
SPEAKER_03: I'm an unclear.
50:22
SPEAKER_06: Gina's an uncle.
50:24
SPEAKER_06: In a huge way.
50:25
SPEAKER_03: From the way you talk about it, it's like, are you a teacher?
50:27
SPEAKER_03: Like you're you're around children's shows.
50:30
SPEAKER_06: I love a macaroni necklace.
50:32
SPEAKER_06: If that answers your question.
50:33
SPEAKER_08: Wait, but you know when like you do a haunted house and like you put your hand in like a bowl of like wet spaghetti or like peeled grapes?
50:39
SPEAKER_08: Like that definitely like turns someone's touch switch.
50:41
SPEAKER_08: Gives somebody like a fetish.
50:43
SPEAKER_08: Peeled grapes, you say?
50:44
SPEAKER_08: It's like that's fucked up.
50:45
SPEAKER_06: Like you know what also was fucked up?
50:47
SPEAKER_06: The lie that like people are peeling grapes and like making that as like a dish.
50:50
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
50:50
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
50:51
SPEAKER_06: You know what I mean?
50:51
SPEAKER_06: Like peeling grapes.
50:53
SPEAKER_06: Okay, I have like an eyeball.
50:54
SPEAKER_03: I have like strong ideas that go off of that.
50:58
SPEAKER_03: One is I have you ever watched anything having to do with Gordon Ramsay?
51:02
SPEAKER_03: Like Master Chef?
51:04
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
51:04
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
51:04
SPEAKER_03: He's obsessed with gunge.
51:06
SPEAKER_07: What's gun?
51:08
SPEAKER_03: It's when you get food poured all over you in a fetishistic way.
51:11
SPEAKER_07: Oh, yeah.
51:12
SPEAKER_03: Every punishment for a failed challenge is like literally, it's like spaghetti sauce gets put on you, whipped cream gets put on you, chocolate sauce gets put on you, and then for Master Chef Jr.
51:24
SPEAKER_03: with the children, he's getting like seaweed dumped on your head, like sprinkles off.
51:29
SPEAKER_06: Oh, they get to like pie him.
51:30
SPEAKER_03: It is every single franchise, he is getting food slopped and topped all over him.
51:37
SPEAKER_03: That is so on the nose for him.
51:39
SPEAKER_03: It's really nuts.
51:40
SPEAKER_03: It's really nuts.
51:41
SPEAKER_03: Like try a little harder, buddy.
51:42
SPEAKER_03: He makes all the the adult competitors in those, like it's like they fail, like one person will fail the taste test.
51:47
SPEAKER_03: They're like, we're launching a pie like directly at your face.
51:49
SPEAKER_03: It's really good.
51:50
SPEAKER_03: I didn't know they did that.
51:51
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they do it.
51:52
SPEAKER_03: And then the other thing, what were you just saying?
51:54
SPEAKER_03: You were saying the grooming and then the fetish.
51:56
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, the peel game.
51:56
SPEAKER_08: Grapes and like the spaghetti.
51:58
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
51:58
SPEAKER_03: Do you did you ever read Cosmo magazine?
52:00
SPEAKER_03: Of course.
52:01
SPEAKER_03: Just a little bit.
52:02
SPEAKER_03: They would do you remember the like blowjob tips that they would give?
52:09
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
52:09
SPEAKER_03: Where I'd be like, put fresh my breakfast grapes.
52:13
SPEAKER_03: Then put the frozen grapes in your go down on your man.
52:18
SPEAKER_07: I'm just gonna make myself a little bit comfortable.
52:20
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, it's like stay right here.
52:22
SPEAKER_07: Unzip it.
52:23
SPEAKER_02: Literally, like goes to the freezer.
52:26
SPEAKER_02: But shoving the frozen.
52:29
SPEAKER_06: She's like choking.
52:29
SPEAKER_06: It's like a choking house.
52:32
SPEAKER_06: She's like frozen grapes.
52:34
SPEAKER_06: Wow.
52:34
SPEAKER_06: That's it.
52:35
SPEAKER_06: Frozen grapes perform no job.
52:37
SPEAKER_06: But that's also it's like brought to Cosmo.
52:40
SPEAKER_06: Wow.
52:40
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
52:40
SPEAKER_06: Perfect.
52:41
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, it's like someone's specific fetish.
52:43
SPEAKER_03: They're like, it's like how to spice it up.
52:44
SPEAKER_03: And then they're like typing it.
52:46
SPEAKER_08: Start with a bowl of grapes.
52:47
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
52:48
SPEAKER_08: People tell on themselves all the time.
52:49
SPEAKER_08: It's like that's like Gordon Ramsey thinks he's getting away with something, but like you know, you're like on a gun.
52:55
SPEAKER_03: Is you succovered in something?
52:57
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
52:58
SPEAKER_03: Like it's crazy.
52:59
SPEAKER_06: Getting hit with Alfredo.
53:01
SPEAKER_03: There literally was an Alfredo one.
53:04
SPEAKER_03: There was an Alfredo one.
53:05
SPEAKER_03: And it was not the Alfredo gun.
53:07
SPEAKER_03: My least made.
53:08
SPEAKER_03: It was like them pulling a lever and then like it being dumped on there.
53:13
SPEAKER_06: If I had a guess, I maybe I might have guessed that.
53:15
SPEAKER_03: There was another one where they had to like walk on a balance beam over like a like aren't there.
53:20
SPEAKER_03: Like it's really crazy.
53:21
SPEAKER_03: That's fucked up.
53:22
SPEAKER_03: It just won't be.
53:23
SPEAKER_06: Sauces on the cliff.
53:24
SPEAKER_06: Oh yeah.
53:28
SPEAKER_08: Well sauces on a cliff is a better game than divas on a cliff.
53:32
SPEAKER_08: No, but divas on the cliff is like we pick things that are divas.
53:34
SPEAKER_08: They're people or whatever, concepts, objects.
53:37
SPEAKER_08: It's a segment.
53:38
SPEAKER_08: And then it's a segment.
53:38
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
53:39
SPEAKER_08: And then we have to decide which one we'd shove off until there's either one left.
53:44
SPEAKER_08: Or diva left.
53:45
SPEAKER_08: We go one by one, or we shove all three off at once and we just decide who the winner is.
53:48
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, we're still developing it.
53:50
SPEAKER_08: It's very jazz.
53:52
SPEAKER_08: It's four, it's as many divas as we can.
53:53
SPEAKER_03: And it's like in The Lion King, when Scar has it goes, long live the king, it shoves him off.
53:58
SPEAKER_03: But it's like it's like Lady Gaga, like long live the king calling off the long live the king.
54:04
SPEAKER_06: Finger by finger.
54:05
SPEAKER_03: Finger by finger.
54:07
SPEAKER_08: So uh what are the sauces?
54:12
SPEAKER_06: Off the clip.
54:12
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
54:12
SPEAKER_06: Thousand eyelids.
54:14
SPEAKER_06: Well, that's a dressing.
54:15
SPEAKER_06: That's not a sauce.
54:16
SPEAKER_06: That's not a sauce.
54:17
SPEAKER_06: It's a dip.
54:17
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
54:19
SPEAKER_08: This is the first, this is the first round.
54:20
SPEAKER_08: We'll go easy.
54:21
SPEAKER_08: So it's Alfredo, marinara, uh, vodka, and uh that's it.
54:27
SPEAKER_08: What's and there's just a briskamel!
54:29
SPEAKER_07: What about clam clam something?
54:31
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, sure, and clam sauce.
54:33
SPEAKER_07: Clam something.
54:33
SPEAKER_04: Clam sauce?
54:34
SPEAKER_04: That's not real.
54:35
SPEAKER_04: We do have linguine clams tonight.
54:37
SPEAKER_04: Oh, is there a clam sauce?
54:39
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
54:39
SPEAKER_03: Because I won't take it anyway.
54:40
SPEAKER_03: Oh, there's a clam sauce.
54:42
SPEAKER_03: Okay, good.
54:42
SPEAKER_03: It will be a second.
54:44
SPEAKER_08: So who's getting who's getting shoved off first?
54:47
SPEAKER_03: Clam sauce, because I've never heard of her.
54:49
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
54:49
SPEAKER_03: Alfredo.
54:50
SPEAKER_08: No offense, we're doing dips next.
54:52
SPEAKER_03: No offense.
54:52
SPEAKER_03: We're doing dips.
54:53
SPEAKER_03: Fredo.
54:53
SPEAKER_07: Marinara, vodka, and clam sauce.
54:56
SPEAKER_07: I think I think marinara is the only one that says.
54:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because it can be vegan.
55:00
SPEAKER_03: Anything else can't be.
55:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
55:01
SPEAKER_08: Get them all.
55:02
SPEAKER_08: Marinara is the is she's the one.
55:03
SPEAKER_08: Vodka sauce.
55:04
SPEAKER_03: Cream and vodka and tomatoes.
55:06
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
55:06
SPEAKER_08: It's like an orange.
55:07
SPEAKER_06: It's an orange.
55:08
SPEAKER_06: And vodka, tequila, and beer.
55:10
SPEAKER_03: And cigarette butt.
55:12
SPEAKER_03: And cheese.
55:13
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
55:13
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
55:15
SPEAKER_03: And blue food coloring.
55:16
SPEAKER_06: And mandarin orange.
55:17
SPEAKER_06: Okay, ranch.
55:18
SPEAKER_06: Thousand island.
55:19
SPEAKER_06: Barbecue.
55:20
SPEAKER_06: And cat soup.
55:23
SPEAKER_03: I hate them all.
55:26
SPEAKER_03: I don't like any of them.
55:27
SPEAKER_08: Well, I do, yeah.
55:28
SPEAKER_08: I gotta save it.
55:30
SPEAKER_03: Thousand Island is addressing.
55:32
SPEAKER_03: Let's be ready.
55:32
SPEAKER_03: It's not a dip.
55:33
SPEAKER_03: Oh, shut up, Spike.
55:35
SPEAKER_08: It is addressing, but like you will add like a diner, they'll give you like a cup of Thousand Island.
55:39
SPEAKER_08: Or a Chipotle Aeo.
55:40
SPEAKER_08: You Brooklynite.
55:42
SPEAKER_06: I don't like any of them.
55:43
SPEAKER_03: Or you Brooklynite.
55:44
SPEAKER_03: Okay, garlic aioli.
55:46
SPEAKER_03: Put a gun to my.
55:46
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
55:47
SPEAKER_03: Aeoli.
55:49
SPEAKER_03: Keep Aeoli out of it.
55:50
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, Aeoli, my niece who I'm grooming.
55:53
SPEAKER_06: I think um I need to play the song so I can learn a grooming song.
55:58
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, so we can groom our nieces too.
56:01
SPEAKER_01: These are my nieces, aioli, my rednaire.
56:03
SPEAKER_01: Alfredo, get over here.
56:04
SPEAKER_08: Well, that's the thing about Alfredo.
56:06
SPEAKER_08: It's just, it's just named after some guy.
56:08
SPEAKER_08: Like Alfredo invented the sauce.
56:10
SPEAKER_08: Which is why I wish I could kill Alfredo.
56:12
SPEAKER_08: Go back in time for the channel.
56:13
SPEAKER_08: Just for the chini pasta with Alfredo with cream sauce.
56:16
SPEAKER_08: And he and it's just a marketing uh win for Alfredo.
56:19
SPEAKER_06: You build a time machine to kill like Giorgio Alfredo.
56:25
SPEAKER_03: I look so good.
56:26
SPEAKER_03: Over John.
56:27
SPEAKER_03: Look amazing.
56:28
SPEAKER_03: Like I'm like in the matrix, like a gorgeous style.
56:31
SPEAKER_03: My hair is slicked back.
56:32
SPEAKER_03: He's like, who are we?
56:34
SPEAKER_03: I'm your worst nightmare, Alfredo.
56:36
SPEAKER_03: Kill him.
56:38
SPEAKER_07: Wait, she is also, she is also Gaga in um Oh no, that's something that's House of Gucci.
56:43
SPEAKER_07: House of Gucci.
56:44
SPEAKER_07: Father's son.
56:45
SPEAKER_07: Father's son, and I didn't see that.
56:48
SPEAKER_07: If at the jeans.
56:49
SPEAKER_07: You haven't seen that?
56:50
SPEAKER_07: No.
56:50
SPEAKER_07: Do I need to know how it's it's like drag?
56:53
SPEAKER_03: I saw it in theaters and we all dressed up.
56:55
SPEAKER_03: It was me and a bunch of lesbians, and we all dressed up in like leather and cutiness.
56:59
SPEAKER_03: One of them wore Gucci loafers.
57:01
SPEAKER_06: I forget what's that like one line that was in the trailer that was like something, something better.
57:05
SPEAKER_06: Yes, yes, yes, yes.
57:06
SPEAKER_03: But I am fair.
57:07
SPEAKER_03: But that's fair.
57:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's like why do we know the whole movie?
57:11
SPEAKER_03: I'm done with this.
57:13
SPEAKER_01: I had a feeling that we might see it and we could quote every line like that.
57:16
SPEAKER_08: I had a feeling we might veer Gaga.
57:18
SPEAKER_08: There's something we're also spiritually aligned to at least talk about Gaga.
57:22
SPEAKER_08: Um we're done.
57:22
SPEAKER_08: She's leaving.
57:23
SPEAKER_08: We're done.
57:26
SPEAKER_03: And get me some clam sauce while you're at it.
57:28
SPEAKER_03: Careful.
57:30
SPEAKER_07: Well Megalodon.
57:36
SPEAKER_06: Kids do love Megalodon.
57:37
SPEAKER_08: They do.
57:38
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
57:38
SPEAKER_08: Well, kids love sharks, and they just a bigger shark.
57:42
SPEAKER_03: Megalodon.
57:42
SPEAKER_03: It's like a huge shark.
57:43
SPEAKER_08: An extinct giant shark.
57:45
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
57:46
SPEAKER_03: They're not real.
57:47
SPEAKER_08: They're real, but they don't exist.
57:48
SPEAKER_08: They're extinct.
57:49
SPEAKER_08: Real?
57:50
SPEAKER_08: They're real.
57:51
SPEAKER_08: Gina.
57:52
SPEAKER_08: Gina.
57:53
SPEAKER_08: Gina.
57:55
SPEAKER_08: Megalodons are extinct animals.
57:57
SPEAKER_08: Gina, please.
57:58
SPEAKER_08: You know, try to find the song.
57:59
SPEAKER_08: The song?
58:00
SPEAKER_03: The song about Megalodon?
58:02
SPEAKER_03: They drop it and spread it.
58:03
SPEAKER_03: The drop it and spread it.
58:04
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
58:05
SPEAKER_03: Continue talking.
58:06
SPEAKER_03: I can't believe you forgot about the most the clayest queen of all dips.
58:09
SPEAKER_03: Who?
58:10
SPEAKER_03: Honey Muster.
58:11
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
58:12
SPEAKER_03: Hunty Mustard.
58:13
SPEAKER_03: Her name is Hunty Mustard.
58:16
SPEAKER_03: Cunty mustard.
58:18
SPEAKER_06: That's the official sauce of the pot.
58:19
SPEAKER_06: Hunty Cunter.
58:21
SPEAKER_06: Cunty country.
58:22
SPEAKER_03: Heinz Country.
58:23
SPEAKER_06: I'm the country's Gina.
58:25
SPEAKER_06: That's my new name.
58:26
SPEAKER_00: Based on Hyundai.
58:27
SPEAKER_03: I go to Cody Island and I'm like, can I get a hot dog with country cutter on it?
58:31
SPEAKER_06: And they're like, yeah.
58:32
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
58:33
SPEAKER_03: Clam sauce too.
58:35
SPEAKER_06: Wait, is this grooming?
58:36
SPEAKER_06: Teaching your nephew to drop it to this point.
58:42
SPEAKER_06: I was like, work.
58:43
SPEAKER_06: Five, six, seven, eight.
58:50
SPEAKER_03: And it's like, that's not grooming.
58:54
SPEAKER_03: It's not grooming.
58:54
SPEAKER_03: We're fine.
58:55
SPEAKER_03: It's Choreo.
58:56
SPEAKER_03: Choreo, exactly.
58:57
SPEAKER_08: If Choreo's grooming, then I can't worry about the haters.
59:00
SPEAKER_03: There's a lot of people.
59:01
SPEAKER_03: Oh, the haters.
59:03
SPEAKER_03: Can't worry about them.
59:05
SPEAKER_03: Forget it.
59:05
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, Gina, don't worry about the haters.
59:07
SPEAKER_07: Gina can't.
59:08
SPEAKER_07: Gina, disabled commentary.
59:09
SPEAKER_07: I'm in the mirror.
59:10
SPEAKER_03: Wait, what are the segments?
59:11
SPEAKER_03: What are the other segments?
59:13
SPEAKER_03: Gina's on a cliff.
59:14
SPEAKER_08: We have counter punt, where it's like we take a topic and decide if it's counter punch.
59:17
SPEAKER_08: Okay.
59:18
SPEAKER_08: We have uh Alphabet Soupia.
59:22
SPEAKER_06: Which is a play on Alphabet Mafia where we assign a letter to the Alphabet soup.
59:26
SPEAKER_08: And Alphabet Soup, yeah.
59:27
SPEAKER_08: It's a play on Alphabet Soup.
59:29
SPEAKER_08: It's like, for instance, we say this couch.
59:33
SPEAKER_08: A better example is uh Twizzlers are bisexual.
59:37
SPEAKER_01: Oh wait.
59:38
SPEAKER_01: But Twizzlers pull and Twizzlers.
59:40
SPEAKER_08: But Twizzlers pull and peel are trans.
59:42
SPEAKER_08: So what's trans?
59:44
SPEAKER_08: Twizzlers.
59:47
SPEAKER_03: I have to come out every year because people don't remember.
59:51
SPEAKER_08: So you sound like you can start with L G B T Q I A to pick from, but you can also give like D for drag queen or P for pandering.
59:59
SPEAKER_03: Pandering.
59:59
SPEAKER_08: Pandering.
1:00:00
SPEAKER_08: Like a like a like a queer bitter.
1:00:02
SPEAKER_08: Queerbatter.
1:00:03
SPEAKER_08: Queer better.
1:00:03
SPEAKER_08: Okay, okay.
1:00:04
SPEAKER_08: I do say uh queerbaiter.
1:00:06
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:00:06
SPEAKER_03: You went Irish and you went old country.
1:00:08
SPEAKER_03: That was amazing.
1:00:09
SPEAKER_07: Can I can can I suggest one?
1:00:11
SPEAKER_07: Yes, please.
1:00:12
SPEAKER_07: Um an eclipse.
1:00:15
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
1:00:15
SPEAKER_03: That's beautiful.
1:00:16
SPEAKER_03: Oh, letter O.
1:00:17
SPEAKER_07: No, wait, what are you doing?
1:00:19
SPEAKER_07: What?
1:00:19
SPEAKER_07: If you have if you're you don't understand your.
1:00:21
SPEAKER_07: No, no, no, no, no.
1:00:22
SPEAKER_07: If you think it's O, give it, tell us what's going on.
1:00:23
SPEAKER_01: It's O.
1:00:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's the letter I pick.
1:00:27
SPEAKER_01: Is it the alphabet?
1:00:28
SPEAKER_01: No, it's omnisexual.
1:00:29
SPEAKER_06: O negative?
1:00:30
SPEAKER_06: Oh for omni.
1:00:31
SPEAKER_03: Omnisexual.
1:00:32
SPEAKER_06: Oh for oh drinking go zempek?
1:00:34
SPEAKER_03: Oh for oh.
1:00:36
SPEAKER_03: Oh, honey.
1:00:37
SPEAKER_06: Okay, an eclipse.
1:00:38
SPEAKER_06: Beautiful.
1:00:39
SPEAKER_03: It's no, it's O.
1:00:44
SPEAKER_06: There's a new letter in town.
1:00:46
SPEAKER_03: Omnisexual.
1:00:47
SPEAKER_03: That's a thing.
1:00:48
SPEAKER_03: It is a thing.
1:00:48
SPEAKER_03: Oh, omnisexual is a thing.
1:00:49
SPEAKER_03: Or or like me, objective sexual.
1:00:51
SPEAKER_03: O can also stand for objective sexual.
1:00:53
SPEAKER_07: Got it, got it, got it, got it.
1:00:55
SPEAKER_07: There are people like that.
1:00:56
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah.
1:00:57
SPEAKER_03: I'm one of those people.
1:00:58
SPEAKER_07: Uh um, um lipstick.
1:01:03
SPEAKER_03: Um, I'm it's hard because the thing that my mind goes to is like lipstick lesbian, that term.
1:01:11
SPEAKER_03: Right.
1:01:11
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:01:11
SPEAKER_03: But I think she's just an ally.
1:01:14
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:01:15
SPEAKER_03: She's an ally.
1:01:16
SPEAKER_03: Ally.
1:01:17
SPEAKER_03: Lip liner.
1:01:18
SPEAKER_06: But could you guys guys?
1:01:20
SPEAKER_06: Um an eclipse.
1:01:22
SPEAKER_06: I haven't even decided.
1:01:23
SPEAKER_06: You guys are rapid for it.
1:01:24
SPEAKER_06: Okay, go, go, go, eclipse.
1:01:26
SPEAKER_06: Eclipse stick.
1:01:27
SPEAKER_08: Eclipse eclipse.
1:01:28
SPEAKER_08: Eclipsetick.
1:01:29
SPEAKER_08: Our brand.
1:01:30
SPEAKER_06: You heard it here.
1:01:31
SPEAKER_06: Eclipse.
1:01:32
SPEAKER_02: This coverage is so full, it'll block up the same.
1:01:36
SPEAKER_02: Typing them.
1:01:37
SPEAKER_06: I always want Disney to come out with a conceal don't feel palette.
1:01:41
SPEAKER_06: For like frozen.
1:01:42
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
1:01:44
SPEAKER_03: I'm wearing it.
1:01:45
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, if you're watching, that's available.
1:01:48
SPEAKER_03: I can't have a change for$5 million.
1:01:50
SPEAKER_03: You are now grooming.
1:01:51
SPEAKER_03: Like you're now, it's happening.
1:01:52
SPEAKER_03: Because my concealed don't feel ringing the alarm over here.
1:01:55
SPEAKER_05: Don't touch the advent calendar.
1:01:58
SPEAKER_03: I really want a chocolate orange.
1:02:00
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
1:02:02
SPEAKER_05: The thing you slam.
1:02:04
SPEAKER_03: The thing you slam.
1:02:05
SPEAKER_06: That on Mike.
1:02:06
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, the thingy slam.
1:02:07
SPEAKER_06: Say that off cam.
1:02:09
SPEAKER_07: Wait, what is that?
1:02:10
SPEAKER_07: What is that?
1:02:11
SPEAKER_03: A chocolate orange.
1:02:12
SPEAKER_07: Someone has to hold my hand through the.
1:02:14
SPEAKER_07: Like, what is it?
1:02:14
SPEAKER_07: Chocolate orange?
1:02:15
SPEAKER_03: It's a it's like a treat that's like a it looks like an orange, but it's little foil wrapped segments of chocolate.
1:02:21
SPEAKER_07: And why are you slamming it?
1:02:22
SPEAKER_07: Because you break it open.
1:02:24
SPEAKER_07: Because you hate yourself.
1:02:26
SPEAKER_03: I've never even had one.
1:02:27
SPEAKER_03: I just know.
1:02:28
SPEAKER_04: I don't have Christmas in my life.
1:02:30
SPEAKER_04: I've never heard of this.
1:02:31
SPEAKER_04: Let's review the tapes again.
1:02:32
SPEAKER_04: I keep saying that to you.
1:02:34
SPEAKER_04: You're like again, still at chilies.
1:02:36
SPEAKER_04: It's like decorated in Christmas, but you're like, you'll still like a bird out.
1:02:40
SPEAKER_03: I'm like boring eggnog for everyone.
1:02:42
SPEAKER_03: I'm like doing eggnog body shots.
1:02:43
SPEAKER_07: Eggnog, eggnog.
1:02:45
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
1:02:46
SPEAKER_03: Remember our long history?
1:02:48
SPEAKER_03: Eggnog is.
1:02:49
SPEAKER_07: Eggnog.
1:02:50
SPEAKER_07: Let's not talk about it.
1:02:51
SPEAKER_07: Um no, let's let's talk about it.
1:02:54
SPEAKER_07: Um eggnog is lesbian.
1:02:56
SPEAKER_03: What was what?
1:02:57
SPEAKER_07: Eggnog is lesbian.
1:02:59
SPEAKER_03: Well, and eggnog in our sketch that we girl was incestual.
1:03:04
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
1:03:05
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, I for incestual incestual.
1:03:09
SPEAKER_03: We always forget about the eye.
1:03:10
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah.
1:03:10
SPEAKER_07: LGBTQ I for sure.
1:03:13
SPEAKER_07: Oh yes, yeah.
1:03:15
SPEAKER_07: It was they were the twins.
1:03:16
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, the twins that were fucking, yeah.
1:03:18
SPEAKER_03: Go YouTube that if you want to see something.
1:03:23
SPEAKER_03: That's how I met my eclipse.
1:03:25
SPEAKER_07: What?
1:03:26
SPEAKER_07: Eclipse is by for me.
1:03:27
SPEAKER_03: Eclipses by.
1:03:28
SPEAKER_07: Oh, yeah.
1:03:30
SPEAKER_07: Purple streak.
1:03:31
SPEAKER_07: Purple streak.
1:03:33
SPEAKER_02: She's a vet tech.
1:03:34
SPEAKER_02: I think everyone.
1:03:37
SPEAKER_03: She's like, ah, another spay.
1:03:39
SPEAKER_03: Get her in the back.
1:03:40
SPEAKER_07: Or piercing ceiling.
1:03:41
SPEAKER_07: You can't look directly at her.
1:03:43
SPEAKER_07: She versus.
1:03:44
SPEAKER_03: She definitely has a boyfriend, but she's like, I love Christina Hendrix.
1:03:48
SPEAKER_06: Set that about her.
1:03:51
SPEAKER_06: Oh my god.
1:03:52
SPEAKER_06: Where are they now special?
1:03:53
SPEAKER_06: Christina Hendrix.
1:03:53
SPEAKER_06: Get her on the box.
1:03:55
SPEAKER_07: Over the on the street.
1:03:58
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:04:00
SPEAKER_03: The Statue of Liberty.
1:04:01
SPEAKER_07: The Statue of Liberty.
1:04:03
SPEAKER_07: Oh, yeah.
1:04:03
SPEAKER_03: I said to you.
1:04:04
SPEAKER_06: I was like, I was reading this was One Liberty's Crown.
1:04:06
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:04:06
SPEAKER_03: Like this is the interior.
1:04:07
SPEAKER_03: That's where this is filmed.
1:04:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:04:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:04:09
SPEAKER_03: That's the address.
1:04:09
SPEAKER_03: One Liberties Crown.
1:04:10
SPEAKER_03: One Liberty's Crown.
1:04:11
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:04:12
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:04:13
SPEAKER_03: Podcast records at all.
1:04:14
SPEAKER_03: That is like Santa.
1:04:15
SPEAKER_03: Santa lives at the North Pole.
1:04:18
SPEAKER_07: Gina says that.
1:04:19
SPEAKER_07: Gina lives in the Liberty Pole.
1:04:20
SPEAKER_07: One Liberty's Crown.
1:04:21
SPEAKER_07: Gina Liberty Powell.
1:04:22
SPEAKER_08: We only shoot in one direction, but the couch goes all the way around.
1:04:25
SPEAKER_08: It's a circle for some.
1:04:27
SPEAKER_06: It's a rotating set.
1:04:28
SPEAKER_06: One Liberty's Crown.
1:04:29
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, Gina lives in the crown.
1:04:31
SPEAKER_06: The dormants in the foot.
1:04:35
SPEAKER_06: And then Liberty's Crown is such like a sitcom.
1:04:37
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it's friends.
1:04:38
SPEAKER_06: It's like central.
1:04:40
SPEAKER_07: Remember, wait, remember, do you ever see Birds of Prey?
1:04:43
SPEAKER_08: Yes.
1:04:44
SPEAKER_08: Yes.
1:04:44
SPEAKER_07: It's very Birds of Prey.
1:04:46
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:04:46
SPEAKER_08: Wait, the the movie or the TV show?
1:04:48
SPEAKER_07: No, the TV show.
1:04:49
SPEAKER_07: Yes.
1:04:49
SPEAKER_07: Oh my god.
1:04:50
SPEAKER_07: The intro was like Batman's daughter.
1:04:53
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:04:53
SPEAKER_07: And then it's like it was Batman's daughter, somebody else's daughter.
1:04:57
SPEAKER_07: Like all like Neppo babies, basically.
1:04:59
SPEAKER_07: Yes.
1:04:59
SPEAKER_08: Super Nepo Babies.
1:05:01
SPEAKER_07: Super Nepo babies.
1:05:02
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:05:02
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
1:05:03
SPEAKER_03: Wait, we're writing that.
1:05:04
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, Super Neep.
1:05:05
SPEAKER_07: Super Nepo babies.
1:05:06
SPEAKER_07: Oh my god.
1:05:07
SPEAKER_07: Greenlet.
1:05:08
SPEAKER_07: Superman's nephew.
1:05:11
SPEAKER_04: Greenlet.
1:05:12
SPEAKER_04: Like my crown show.
1:05:16
SPEAKER_08: I love Birds of Prey.
1:05:17
SPEAKER_08: It was so bad.
1:05:18
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, I remember the hair.
1:05:20
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:05:21
SPEAKER_08: They would like show her in like the Batgirl suit like once every three episodes, like keep you like fed.
1:05:27
SPEAKER_08: Like remember.
1:05:27
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:05:27
SPEAKER_08: And she was like, I used to be Batgirl, but not anymore.
1:05:30
SPEAKER_08: But now I'm a Marista.
1:05:31
SPEAKER_08: I'm in a wheelchair.
1:05:32
SPEAKER_08: Oh a Marista.
1:05:33
SPEAKER_08: This is very Madame Webb.
1:05:34
SPEAKER_08: Yes, it is.
1:05:35
SPEAKER_08: I haven't seen it.
1:05:36
SPEAKER_03: I haven't seen it.
1:05:37
SPEAKER_03: I don't know what happens as her web connect them all.
1:05:39
SPEAKER_08: Her web connects us all, is all I can say.
1:05:41
SPEAKER_08: Her web connects us all.
1:05:42
SPEAKER_08: Connects us all.
1:05:43
SPEAKER_08: I'm never seen it.
1:05:46
SPEAKER_03: Wait, is Madam Webb Spider Man related?
1:05:48
SPEAKER_08: Yes.
1:05:49
SPEAKER_08: Yes.
1:05:49
SPEAKER_08: Really?
1:05:50
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:05:51
SPEAKER_08: It's like it's like Spider Man.
1:05:53
SPEAKER_03: Spider Man, not Charlotte.
1:05:55
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, not that web.
1:05:56
SPEAKER_08: Not that web.
1:05:57
SPEAKER_08: I want that web.
1:05:58
SPEAKER_03: It's Charlotte, not worldwide.
1:06:00
SPEAKER_06: I can't stop.
1:06:02
SPEAKER_03: Some big.
1:06:04
SPEAKER_03: Something big.
1:06:04
SPEAKER_03: She's a big thing.
1:06:06
SPEAKER_03: Some big.
1:06:07
SPEAKER_03: Wait, I'm seeing something.
1:06:09
SPEAKER_06: You guys write some big on my back.
1:06:10
SPEAKER_03: They're selling the farm.
1:06:11
SPEAKER_03: How do I know that?
1:06:12
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
1:06:13
SPEAKER_03: Some big on my back.
1:06:15
SPEAKER_03: Ew.
1:06:16
SPEAKER_03: In Alfredo.
1:06:17
SPEAKER_03: Ew.
1:06:18
SPEAKER_03: Ew.
1:06:19
SPEAKER_03: No loads refused.
1:06:20
SPEAKER_08: Exactly.
1:06:20
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, and her back.
1:06:21
SPEAKER_03: No Alfredo's refused.
1:06:23
SPEAKER_03: Okay, so the age-old question though, are the tourists inside Lady Liberty, are they her blood or are they cum?
1:06:29
SPEAKER_07: No, they're cells.
1:06:30
SPEAKER_07: They're cells.
1:06:31
SPEAKER_07: They're invasive parasites.
1:06:33
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
1:06:33
SPEAKER_07: Oh, they're invasive parasites.
1:06:34
SPEAKER_06: They're not getting tape into the crown.
1:06:39
SPEAKER_03: They're not getting past her tight serene.
1:06:41
SPEAKER_05: They're not getting into the crown.
1:06:43
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:06:43
SPEAKER_05: Um they're cum.
1:06:45
SPEAKER_05: They're cum.
1:06:45
SPEAKER_05: They're come.
1:06:46
SPEAKER_07: Another blood.
1:06:47
SPEAKER_07: Wait, okay, so she lives in the crown, but the rest of the statue is still operational to tourists.
1:06:52
SPEAKER_07: Oh, yeah.
1:06:53
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:06:53
SPEAKER_07: So the she comes to her.
1:06:54
SPEAKER_07: No, Gina.
1:06:55
SPEAKER_07: Gina.
1:06:55
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:06:58
SPEAKER_03: Ticela Creme.
1:06:59
SPEAKER_03: She's your roommate.
1:07:00
SPEAKER_03: That's the episode.
1:07:01
SPEAKER_07: Does she commute in the tourist boats to get home?
1:07:03
SPEAKER_07: She doesn't go anywhere.
1:07:04
SPEAKER_07: Oh, she doesn't.
1:07:05
SPEAKER_07: She's in agoraphobic.
1:07:07
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, she's a goraphob.
1:07:08
SPEAKER_07: New development.
1:07:09
SPEAKER_06: Gina's agoraphobic.
1:07:11
SPEAKER_06: So she commutes around.
1:07:13
SPEAKER_06: There's a helicopter pad on the top.
1:07:14
SPEAKER_06: She communicates like carrier pigeons.
1:07:16
SPEAKER_06: But it doesn't matter because she's agoraphobic.
1:07:17
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:07:18
SPEAKER_07: She has the option.
1:07:19
SPEAKER_06: She doesn't use it.
1:07:20
SPEAKER_07: Got it, got it.
1:07:20
SPEAKER_06: She's sending carrier pigeons out.
1:07:22
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:07:22
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:07:23
SPEAKER_07: She um how does she get there?
1:07:25
SPEAKER_03: To the crown?
1:07:26
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:07:26
SPEAKER_07: Like how do like she got there one time and never left?
1:07:29
SPEAKER_07: No.
1:07:29
SPEAKER_07: She was born there.
1:07:31
SPEAKER_03: She was there.
1:07:32
SPEAKER_03: And what's her letter in Supia?
1:07:34
SPEAKER_08: Gina?
1:07:35
SPEAKER_08: Gina?
1:07:36
SPEAKER_08: Oh my god.
1:07:37
SPEAKER_08: Gina Strait.
1:07:38
SPEAKER_08: Gina's straight.
1:07:38
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, Gina Strait.
1:07:39
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:07:40
SPEAKER_08: Okay.
1:07:41
SPEAKER_08: Love a mask.
1:07:42
SPEAKER_08: Which is on the spectrum.
1:07:44
SPEAKER_07: It's not.
1:07:45
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
1:07:45
SPEAKER_07: Gina celebrity crushes.
1:07:47
SPEAKER_06: Oh my God.
1:07:48
SPEAKER_03: Daniel Craig.
1:07:49
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:07:52
SPEAKER_03: Oh, shut up.
1:07:52
SPEAKER_03: Daniel Craig.
1:07:53
SPEAKER_03: Oh, and you know what?
1:07:54
SPEAKER_03: Tom Cruise, Sue me.
1:07:56
SPEAKER_00: There are buttons.
1:07:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:07:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:07:59
SPEAKER_03: Robert Derrick.
1:08:01
SPEAKER_07: I was going to say Bitt.
1:08:02
SPEAKER_07: Me Joe Black.
1:08:03
SPEAKER_03: I was going to say Brad Pitt.
1:08:04
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:08:05
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:08:05
SPEAKER_08: Oh.
1:08:06
SPEAKER_03: I'm a sucker for Jude Law.
1:08:07
SPEAKER_03: What can I say about the accent?
1:08:08
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, yeah.
1:08:09
SPEAKER_08: She's like, I love him in AI.
1:08:10
SPEAKER_08: It really does something for me.
1:08:12
SPEAKER_08: It's like, what?
1:08:15
SPEAKER_08: She loves Brad Pitt.
1:08:16
SPEAKER_06: There's no way she doesn't love Brad Pitt.
1:08:18
SPEAKER_03: What was the movie where Robin Williams was the Bicentennial Man?
1:08:22
SPEAKER_03: Patch Adams?
1:08:22
SPEAKER_03: No, he's a clown doctor.
1:08:24
SPEAKER_07: I know.
1:08:25
SPEAKER_07: I just want to say Patch Adams.
1:08:27
SPEAKER_07: One hour photo.
1:08:27
SPEAKER_07: Oh, I think it's a good idea.
1:08:28
SPEAKER_07: One hour photo.
1:08:29
SPEAKER_07: He's a robot in that different kind of robot.
1:08:30
SPEAKER_06: I've only seen it once, and I feel like everyone has only seen it once, but we should probably review that.
1:08:34
SPEAKER_06: We should all watch it.
1:08:37
SPEAKER_06: It becomes just like a recap of the So we all just watched one hour photo.
1:08:42
SPEAKER_03: Let's take a break.
1:08:44
SPEAKER_06: But right?
1:08:45
SPEAKER_06: I feel like everyone in the world has only seen no one has seen one hour photo twice.
1:08:48
SPEAKER_06: I've seen it zero.
1:08:49
SPEAKER_07: I've seen it zero.
1:08:50
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:08:51
SPEAKER_07: I've seen I I've seen it once, but I really want to rewatch it.
1:08:54
SPEAKER_06: Alright, we need to do that.
1:08:55
SPEAKER_06: But do you kind of agree with me?
1:08:56
SPEAKER_03: I don't think anyone has seen it twice.
1:08:57
SPEAKER_03: This is for off pot.
1:08:58
SPEAKER_06: Not even the creators.
1:08:59
SPEAKER_06: Say it, we'll cut it out.
1:09:00
SPEAKER_03: We need to watch the J-Lo movie.
1:09:03
SPEAKER_08: You do.
1:09:04
SPEAKER_08: You have to.
1:09:04
SPEAKER_08: You have.
1:09:05
SPEAKER_08: Yes.
1:09:05
SPEAKER_08: Horrible.
1:09:06
SPEAKER_08: Okay.
1:09:06
SPEAKER_08: It's there's nothing like it.
1:09:07
SPEAKER_04: Okay, it's gaslighting.
1:09:09
SPEAKER_04: We need to do it.
1:09:10
SPEAKER_04: I keep says it's like a film.
1:09:12
SPEAKER_04: And it's like, if she just said it was a video game.
1:09:16
SPEAKER_07: Oh, but I assumed it's like I assumed it was a cut thing.
1:09:18
SPEAKER_08: It's like an assemblage of video game cutscenes is really what it is.
1:09:21
SPEAKER_08: It's like someone uploaded like all the cutscenes from a video game on YouTube.
1:09:25
SPEAKER_08: And like that's what she that's like what the movie, the structure of the movie is.
1:09:28
SPEAKER_08: So it's perfect.
1:09:29
SPEAKER_08: Yes, exactly.
1:09:30
SPEAKER_08: It's what you're saying, it's perfect.
1:09:31
SPEAKER_03: It's just like people around me keep seeing it, and I and I can't, I need to just watch it.
1:09:35
SPEAKER_03: I really need to watch it.
1:09:36
SPEAKER_08: All I can say is that it's like it looks like her.
1:09:38
SPEAKER_03: Well, I don't need that.
1:09:39
SPEAKER_08: She has a fully CGI apartment that looks like Avengers Tower, like somehow.
1:09:43
SPEAKER_08: She's a friend, like that is made out of the white one.
1:09:48
SPEAKER_03: A show that I auditioned for six times.
1:09:50
SPEAKER_03: Really?
1:09:51
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
1:09:51
SPEAKER_03: Which this is all getting cut, right?
1:09:53
SPEAKER_08: Oh yeah.
1:09:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's all getting cut.
1:09:54
SPEAKER_08: They need you.
1:09:56
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:09:56
SPEAKER_03: I mean, but would you mind self-taping right now?
1:09:58
SPEAKER_03: Wait, should I not talk about that?
1:10:01
SPEAKER_03: We'll cut it.
1:10:01
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
1:10:02
SPEAKER_03: Four followers.
1:10:03
SPEAKER_03: I auditioned for season two six times, and the parts kept getting smaller.
1:10:08
SPEAKER_03: First they had me be auditioned.
1:10:12
SPEAKER_03: Then they were like, Do you want to be a who like knows recognizes talks to people?
1:10:18
SPEAKER_06: Oh, I know that.
1:10:19
SPEAKER_06: I know that part.
1:10:20
SPEAKER_06: I know that part.
1:10:21
SPEAKER_03: And then they wanted me to be a PA on set who walks set.
1:10:25
SPEAKER_07: Oh the umbrella.
1:10:26
SPEAKER_07: With the umbrella.
1:10:27
SPEAKER_03: They wanted me to be that person.
1:10:28
SPEAKER_03: And then they wanted the last audition they gave me that I also didn't book was over the house.
1:10:32
SPEAKER_03: That was an LA.
1:10:34
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:10:34
SPEAKER_03: They wanted me to be a waiter whose line was who ordered the fries?
1:10:38
SPEAKER_03: That was the last it all up.
1:10:42
SPEAKER_06: Couldn't that is rude to have you asked like read for all of all of those.
1:10:45
SPEAKER_03: And it just like I was like, you guys saw me do that.
1:10:48
SPEAKER_03: So you oh, and I was gonna be the therapist for then whatever the fuck.
1:10:51
SPEAKER_06: Oh, really?
1:10:52
SPEAKER_03: They had me read for all those parts.
1:10:54
SPEAKER_03: That's crazy.
1:10:56
SPEAKER_03: And then and with the waiter thing, I was like, you can't look at the other five tapes and think I can say who ordered the fries.
1:11:01
SPEAKER_03: But I I was like, oh, whatever.
1:11:03
SPEAKER_08: Like it's you really flubbed the fries.
1:11:05
SPEAKER_08: Who ordered the fregs like in your tape?
1:11:08
SPEAKER_01: I was like, who ordered the fuck shit?
1:11:09
SPEAKER_01: Fuck, fuck, fuck, shit, fuck, fuck.
1:11:11
SPEAKER_01: I hate fuck.
1:11:13
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, and we're back.
1:11:14
SPEAKER_08: And we're back.
1:11:15
SPEAKER_08: And we're back.
1:11:16
SPEAKER_08: That's insane though.
1:11:17
SPEAKER_08: That's crazy.
1:11:18
SPEAKER_08: It's crazy.
1:11:18
SPEAKER_03: Hashtag the red.
1:11:19
SPEAKER_03: Hashtag the red.
1:11:20
SPEAKER_08: Hashtag the red.
1:11:21
SPEAKER_08: So we just talked about the thing.
1:11:24
SPEAKER_08: We should keep that in and just bleep out the entire thing for like two minutes.
1:11:27
SPEAKER_07: We were talking about it.
1:11:28
SPEAKER_08: We should literally, I think we'll do that.
1:11:30
SPEAKER_07: But unbleep select words.
1:11:32
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:11:33
SPEAKER_07: Fries.
1:11:33
SPEAKER_07: Fries.
1:11:33
SPEAKER_07: Fries.
1:11:34
SPEAKER_07: And then fuck shit, fuck, fuck fry.
1:11:36
SPEAKER_06: Who ordered the fries?
1:11:38
SPEAKER_03: You have to keep in fuck shit fucking.
1:11:41
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:11:41
SPEAKER_03: Definitely.
1:11:42
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:11:43
SPEAKER_06: So rude to make anyone read for the line of who ordered fries.
1:11:47
SPEAKER_03: That's so rude doing five others.
1:11:49
SPEAKER_06: That's insane.
1:11:50
SPEAKER_06: That's crazy.
1:11:51
SPEAKER_06: No one should audition for that.
1:11:54
SPEAKER_07: It's like so much money.
1:11:57
SPEAKER_07: They don't care about it.
1:11:59
SPEAKER_07: Because that's all money.
1:11:59
SPEAKER_03: It's like you're paying casting assistants to fucking put on my weird costume of my house.
1:12:05
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:12:06
SPEAKER_03: When I self-tape like bigger.
1:12:07
SPEAKER_06: Like, what's the cumberbone bungee?
1:12:08
SPEAKER_06: Oh my god.
1:12:09
SPEAKER_08: Wait, that's something that I I only learned this through you when you when you used to do the audition for stuff and self-tape, where I was like, why are you putting on costumes?
1:12:17
SPEAKER_08: And you're like, well, that's just what you do.
1:12:18
SPEAKER_08: Like you dress up in the role.
1:12:20
SPEAKER_08: And I was like, that's crazy.
1:12:21
SPEAKER_08: It's like the casting director can't just like imagine.
1:12:24
SPEAKER_06: I'm not that much of a loser.
1:12:26
SPEAKER_08: Oh my god.
1:12:27
SPEAKER_08: I'm thinking so much debt.
1:12:30
SPEAKER_08: Depends on how big the role is.
1:12:31
SPEAKER_08: Full prosthetic for Gandalf.
1:12:33
SPEAKER_04: Like and the Laura fries.
1:12:39
SPEAKER_07: It's like I'm holding a potato.
1:12:41
SPEAKER_03: I'm holding a potato.
1:12:42
SPEAKER_03: Like, who ordered the fries?
1:12:43
SPEAKER_03: He's when we cup them.
1:12:44
SPEAKER_07: Greta Titelman, our friend, was telling me that she on the pod.
1:12:48
SPEAKER_07: Shout out.
1:12:48
SPEAKER_07: Get on the pod.
1:12:49
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:12:49
SPEAKER_07: Shout out.
1:12:50
SPEAKER_07: That she auditioned in person to be like a detective in some show.
1:12:56
SPEAKER_07: And like detectives.
1:12:58
SPEAKER_07: About a big magnifying glass.
1:12:59
SPEAKER_07: Well, well, detectives basically wear like blazers, right?
1:13:02
SPEAKER_07: Right.
1:13:02
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:13:02
SPEAKER_07: Like Marishka Hargate vibes.
1:13:04
SPEAKER_03: And a Sherlock Holmes actor.
1:13:06
SPEAKER_07: She showed up.
1:13:07
SPEAKER_07: She showed up.
1:13:08
SPEAKER_07: And in the waiting room, all the other actresses are wearing like sexy cop outfits.
1:13:14
SPEAKER_07: This is in LA.
1:13:15
SPEAKER_07: This is in LA.
1:13:16
SPEAKER_03: Like the booty shorts ones from like Spencer's Gifts.
1:13:19
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
1:13:19
SPEAKER_03: So fucking crazy.
1:13:20
SPEAKER_06: She's in like a wide leg pantsuit.
1:13:23
SPEAKER_06: Like really wide leg.
1:13:25
SPEAKER_03: Dress like Maury Hill.
1:13:26
SPEAKER_03: Wide leg.
1:13:27
SPEAKER_03: Absolutely.
1:13:28
SPEAKER_06: Blowing in the wind.
1:13:30
SPEAKER_06: It's the pants.
1:13:31
SPEAKER_06: She's like a late 80s lesbian.
1:13:32
SPEAKER_06: She really went for that.
1:13:33
SPEAKER_03: The legs are so wide, it's a skirt.
1:13:35
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:13:36
SPEAKER_03: I feel like what we were talking about before was Audition culture.
1:13:40
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, auditioning culture.
1:13:41
SPEAKER_03: Additions?
1:13:42
SPEAKER_03: It was the Jalen movie, but before that it was.
1:13:44
SPEAKER_06: You gotta see it.
1:13:45
SPEAKER_06: There's a there's a metaphor for her like blood count, and it's like a petal count.
1:13:49
SPEAKER_03: Her blood, I can't.
1:13:50
SPEAKER_03: Like, I just need to see it.
1:13:51
SPEAKER_03: I don't want it anymore.
1:13:52
SPEAKER_03: Does she have a condition?
1:13:53
SPEAKER_06: No, it's never blood.
1:13:54
SPEAKER_06: It's like heartbreak.
1:13:55
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, talent.
1:13:56
SPEAKER_06: It's like she's anemic.
1:13:58
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:13:58
SPEAKER_06: Rose petals are like a metaphor for like blood cells.
1:14:00
SPEAKER_06: Wait, start.
1:14:01
SPEAKER_08: Oh.
1:14:03
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:14:03
SPEAKER_08: It makes no sense.
1:14:04
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:14:05
SPEAKER_06: And then you find out that song, like, I can't get enough.
1:14:07
SPEAKER_06: You know, then like her new single, where she's like, Yeah.
1:14:09
SPEAKER_06: The new one.
1:14:10
SPEAKER_06: It's about her addiction to like having serial weddings.
1:14:13
SPEAKER_02: Stop.
1:14:14
SPEAKER_06: It really changes the.
1:14:16
SPEAKER_00: I know.
1:14:17
SPEAKER_06: I'm sorry, it's amazing.
1:14:19
SPEAKER_06: Don't give away the metaphors.
1:14:21
SPEAKER_06: Stop.
1:14:23
SPEAKER_06: As if you guys are gonna watch that.
1:14:24
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:14:25
SPEAKER_06: I guess you're gonna be.
1:14:25
SPEAKER_07: We literally always meet dot dot dot now, ending explained.
1:14:28
SPEAKER_03: We literally, I sent Julio the trailer the day the trailer dropped.
1:14:32
SPEAKER_03: I was like, what is this?
1:14:33
SPEAKER_03: We have to watch this video.
1:14:34
SPEAKER_08: I really need you both to see it.
1:14:35
SPEAKER_08: It's on Amazon.
1:14:36
SPEAKER_08: The reason why I think it's brilliant is because it kind of feels like she took all of the ideas and experiences from The Cell, the movie The Cell that she was in.
1:14:44
SPEAKER_08: Which if you haven't seen, you have to be able to do that.
1:14:45
SPEAKER_08: I wanted to see it forever.
1:14:47
SPEAKER_08: The cell is have you seen it?
1:14:48
SPEAKER_08: Incredible.
1:14:49
SPEAKER_07: I started watching it and it was so scary.
1:14:51
SPEAKER_08: It's scary, but it's but it's the vision.
1:14:53
SPEAKER_08: We need to do back to back.
1:14:54
SPEAKER_02: We need to do J-Lo double feature.
1:14:56
SPEAKER_02: The cell and this is the city.
1:14:58
SPEAKER_08: It's the most like log line movie pitch of all time.
1:15:00
SPEAKER_08: It's brilliant, but the JLo film festival.
1:15:02
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but it feels like literally going to do the cell, and then the chaser will be this is me.
1:15:08
SPEAKER_06: This is me, dot that right now.
1:15:10
SPEAKER_08: But I feel like I feel like if she did the cell and she was like, This is cinema, and then like uh it like it planted a seed in her mind that took 20 years to pay off, and then she made this is me now, and it's kind of like I guess so.
1:15:20
SPEAKER_08: That's my that's my theory though.
1:15:21
SPEAKER_06: She's like, This is Cinnabon now.
1:15:24
SPEAKER_06: That's cut too.
1:15:25
SPEAKER_03: This is me now.
1:15:30
SPEAKER_06: It's like that and the wicked.
1:15:31
SPEAKER_06: Every year I want to be enough for Halloween, you know when she has like the little Yeah, so hot.
1:15:35
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, with the little with the hair, with the yeah.
1:15:37
SPEAKER_08: I love enough.
1:15:38
SPEAKER_08: I've I I haven't seen I haven't seen one hour photo once, but I've seen enough maybe a hundred times.
1:15:44
SPEAKER_08: I seriously, yeah.
1:15:45
SPEAKER_08: Wow.
1:15:45
SPEAKER_08: What is the movie you've seen the most?
1:15:47
SPEAKER_08: Enough.
1:15:48
SPEAKER_08: No, I'm just kidding.
1:15:48
SPEAKER_08: I can't, I don't know.
1:15:49
SPEAKER_08: I have no idea.
1:15:50
SPEAKER_08: Um I love enough though.
1:15:51
SPEAKER_08: There's this there's this line where she's like she does love titanium.
1:15:55
SPEAKER_08: She loves Titanic.
1:15:56
SPEAKER_08: She loves Titan she loves Brad, she loves Titan.
1:15:59
SPEAKER_06: She loves Titan.
1:16:01
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I've seen Titan a lot.
1:16:02
SPEAKER_08: Oh, Titan.
1:16:04
SPEAKER_03: I've seen that a lot.
1:16:05
SPEAKER_07: Titan.
1:16:06
SPEAKER_03: I saw Titan three times.
1:16:08
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I still haven't seen it.
1:16:08
SPEAKER_07: That's crazy.
1:16:09
SPEAKER_03: Oh my I literally, that movie is so sexual delicious to me.
1:16:16
SPEAKER_03: As someone who loves is like a machine fucker.
1:16:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:16:20
SPEAKER_08: I was gonna say it's very much in your wheelhouse.
1:16:22
SPEAKER_03: She has sex with the car.
1:16:24
SPEAKER_03: I love it.
1:16:25
SPEAKER_03: Really?
1:16:26
SPEAKER_03: I mean, what's this couch giving you?
1:16:28
SPEAKER_07: Nah.
1:16:29
SPEAKER_07: No, this couch is not your type.
1:16:31
SPEAKER_07: No, it's not.
1:16:32
SPEAKER_07: Oh no.
1:16:33
SPEAKER_03: I I really gravitate towards like big metal objects.
1:16:36
SPEAKER_08: Gotcha, gotcha.
1:16:37
SPEAKER_03: Like I like infrastructure, uh-huh.
1:16:39
SPEAKER_03: But really, my only two like definite things.
1:16:44
SPEAKER_03: Is like my bicycle and the wonder wheel.
1:16:46
SPEAKER_08: And that attracts, that makes sense.
1:16:48
SPEAKER_08: Those are the objects that I'm attracted to.
1:16:50
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:16:52
SPEAKER_08: The couch is crying.
1:16:53
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm like, it's okay, but yeah.
1:16:55
SPEAKER_03: It's something about the porosity, I'm like, no.
1:16:58
SPEAKER_03: Right.
1:16:58
SPEAKER_03: I get that.
1:16:59
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:16:59
SPEAKER_08: You like a you like a hard material.
1:17:01
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:17:02
SPEAKER_03: Like I want to taste.
1:17:03
SPEAKER_08: Machine.
1:17:04
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:17:04
unknown: Okay.
1:17:05
SPEAKER_07: I'm getting it.
1:17:05
SPEAKER_07: I'm fully hard.
1:17:08
SPEAKER_07: I used to like sharpeners when I was a kid.
1:17:10
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:17:10
SPEAKER_07: Sharpeners.
1:17:11
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, the lake blade.
1:17:13
SPEAKER_07: Wow.
1:17:13
SPEAKER_07: That's amazing.
1:17:14
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:17:15
SPEAKER_03: We're so alike.
1:17:17
SPEAKER_03: Tomorrow is the first day of the Wonder Wheel season.
1:17:20
SPEAKER_03: Really?
1:17:21
SPEAKER_03: I'm not gonna go.
1:17:22
SPEAKER_03: I can't go.
1:17:23
SPEAKER_08: It's too old.
1:17:24
SPEAKER_03: I'm blown away.
1:17:25
SPEAKER_03: We need to be alone.
1:17:26
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:17:26
SPEAKER_08: Right, right, right.
1:17:27
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:17:27
SPEAKER_03: Alone.
1:17:28
SPEAKER_03: It's a carnival ride.
1:17:30
SPEAKER_03: Um we need to be alone, not on Palm Sunday where all the children live.
1:17:34
SPEAKER_03: Oh, tomorrow is tomorrow Palm San?
1:17:35
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:17:35
SPEAKER_05: Palm Sun.
1:17:36
SPEAKER_05: Palm San.
1:17:37
SPEAKER_03: Palm Sunday.
1:17:37
SPEAKER_03: She's Catholic.
1:17:40
SPEAKER_03: She's like holding the little thing.
1:17:42
SPEAKER_08: It's cross.
1:17:43
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:17:43
SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
1:17:45
SPEAKER_08: She prefers Palm Sunday to Easter.
1:17:47
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:17:47
SPEAKER_08: Because like, yeah.
1:17:48
SPEAKER_04: She's like, well, Palm Sunday is special.
1:17:50
SPEAKER_04: She's like, you get too much.
1:17:51
SPEAKER_08: It's like the wrong day.
1:17:54
SPEAKER_04: You get to draw on your panties.
1:17:56
SPEAKER_08: Get to drive what?
1:17:57
SPEAKER_04: Draw on your face.
1:17:58
SPEAKER_08: Oh, to drive some hay.
1:17:59
SPEAKER_08: I was like, Yeah.
1:18:02
SPEAKER_06: You don't not get to drive some hay.
1:18:04
SPEAKER_08: I can hear anything.
1:18:05
SPEAKER_03: Everything Angela says is like direct line of something that he had.
1:18:09
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Gina.
1:18:10
SPEAKER_06: We had that arranged.
1:18:11
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we're connected.
1:18:12
SPEAKER_08: You could say Angie, you could say Gina.
1:18:14
SPEAKER_08: She's either or.
1:18:15
SPEAKER_08: She's either or.
1:18:16
SPEAKER_08: We're Virgos.
1:18:17
SPEAKER_06: Virgos.
1:18:18
SPEAKER_06: We are.
1:18:19
SPEAKER_06: We are.
1:18:20
SPEAKER_03: We are.
1:18:21
SPEAKER_06: What's your sign?
1:18:22
SPEAKER_06: Wait, wait, wait.
1:18:23
SPEAKER_03: February?
1:18:23
SPEAKER_03: February.
1:18:25
SPEAKER_03: I'm a February.
1:18:25
SPEAKER_03: Aquare?
1:18:26
SPEAKER_03: We should do that instead of signs.
1:18:28
SPEAKER_08: February, right?
1:18:29
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:18:29
SPEAKER_08: Aquare.
1:18:29
SPEAKER_03: Aquare.
1:18:30
SPEAKER_08: Cancer.
1:18:31
SPEAKER_08: Can't.
1:18:33
SPEAKER_08: Huh?
1:18:34
SPEAKER_03: Huh?
1:18:34
SPEAKER_08: Virg.
1:18:35
SPEAKER_08: Everything starts to shake.
1:18:36
SPEAKER_04: I know we're like.
1:18:38
SPEAKER_08: Please fake an earthquake.
1:18:39
SPEAKER_06: When in doubt, fake an earthquake.
1:18:40
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
1:18:41
SPEAKER_04: The statue of liberty's my head.
1:18:42
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
1:18:44
SPEAKER_04: Liberty.
1:18:44
SPEAKER_04: Not liberty's away.
1:18:46
SPEAKER_05: Liberty crown.
1:18:47
SPEAKER_05: One Liberty's crown.
1:18:50
SPEAKER_05: It's like apostrophe.
1:18:52
SPEAKER_05: Liberty.
1:18:54
SPEAKER_03: They fight in X-Men and Liberty.
1:18:56
SPEAKER_03: Statue of Liberty.
1:18:58
SPEAKER_03: That's what's happening.
1:18:58
SPEAKER_06: Oh my god.
1:18:59
SPEAKER_06: It's like Studio Abe, but it's like live from Liberty's Crown.
1:19:03
SPEAKER_06: Liberty's crowd.
1:19:05
SPEAKER_06: It's a big cut.
1:19:09
SPEAKER_06: And then it's me.
1:19:11
SPEAKER_06: It's Gina.
1:19:16
SPEAKER_08: Oh my god.
1:19:17
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, like you're coming out of the shower.
1:19:18
SPEAKER_03: You're like, yeah.
1:19:21
SPEAKER_03: Which is that X2 that they're fighting in Liberty's?
1:19:24
SPEAKER_07: No, it's the first one.
1:19:25
SPEAKER_07: It's the first one.
1:19:27
unknown: X.
1:19:27
SPEAKER_06: Oh, like X-Men?
1:19:28
SPEAKER_06: X Men.
1:19:29
SPEAKER_06: X-Men.
1:19:29
SPEAKER_06: X Men.
1:19:30
SPEAKER_06: X-Men.
1:19:31
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, my course is like starting pitch.
1:19:33
SPEAKER_06: Eggsmen.
1:19:36
SPEAKER_08: Well, should we do final country thoughts and call it call it a night?
1:19:38
SPEAKER_08: Anybody got one last thing they need to say?
1:19:41
SPEAKER_08: Kids love Meglidon.
1:19:45
SPEAKER_08: Now it's becoming a problem.
1:19:46
SPEAKER_08: It's like we gotta stop talking about children.
1:19:48
SPEAKER_03: Get out of my crown.
1:19:49
SPEAKER_03: Get out of my crown.
1:19:51
SPEAKER_03: Hey, you get off of my crown.
1:19:53
SPEAKER_07: I need to see one Liberty's crown, is my last thought.
1:19:57
SPEAKER_07: You need to see one Liberty Crown.
1:19:59
SPEAKER_07: I need to see Greenlit ASAP.
1:20:00
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:20:00
SPEAKER_07: What is it?
1:20:01
SPEAKER_07: Because you say Greenlit, but what is it?
1:20:03
SPEAKER_06: It's like a sitcom.
1:20:04
SPEAKER_07: It's a sitcom.
1:20:04
SPEAKER_03: So whatever it is, J-Lo's producing.
1:20:06
SPEAKER_07: She's producing.
1:20:07
SPEAKER_08: She cameos once in the first season.
1:20:09
SPEAKER_08: It's a sitcom.
1:20:12
SPEAKER_04: She gets decapitated.
1:20:14
SPEAKER_02: This is Liberty's Crown.
1:20:18
SPEAKER_07: This is Liberty's Crown.
1:20:22
SPEAKER_08: No, yeah, it is, it is like a sitcom where someone like it for some reason has to live in Liberty's Crown.
1:20:28
SPEAKER_06: It's chic.
1:20:28
SPEAKER_06: She's like rich.
1:20:29
SPEAKER_08: It's an apartment.
1:20:30
SPEAKER_08: She's rich.
1:20:31
SPEAKER_08: It's like a penthouse.
1:20:33
SPEAKER_08: Laugh track.
1:20:34
SPEAKER_08: In my mind, she's a bit of a fish out of water where like her real estate agent is like, I'm so sorry, we got things mixed up.
1:20:39
SPEAKER_08: You gotta stay here for a while.
1:20:40
SPEAKER_08: And she's like, oh no, no, she's chic.
1:20:42
SPEAKER_06: Okay, okay, okay, okay, good.
1:20:43
SPEAKER_06: It's like Pier one.
1:20:44
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:20:44
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, no, she's Pier one.
1:20:46
SPEAKER_06: There's definitely like a dress form as like decor.
1:20:49
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:20:49
SPEAKER_06: You know what I mean?
1:20:53
SPEAKER_03: Walking in and putting her coat on the dress form and like flopping on the bed.
1:20:56
SPEAKER_07: But she doesn't walk in from anywhere because she's an agoraphobic.
1:20:58
SPEAKER_07: She doesn't go anywhere.
1:21:00
SPEAKER_07: Walks around with a circle.
1:21:01
SPEAKER_07: It's a shared bathroom.
1:21:02
SPEAKER_07: But the camera only points one direction.
1:21:05
SPEAKER_06: She never leaves.
1:21:06
SPEAKER_08: Season one ends with her going up there and like thinking about maybe getting.
1:21:10
SPEAKER_03: She's going anywhere, but she doesn't.
1:21:11
SPEAKER_03: I think we just reverse engineered bird box.
1:21:14
SPEAKER_03: We like made and then we like alchemy it into this.
1:21:17
SPEAKER_03: Bird box?
1:21:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:21:19
SPEAKER_08: Is that what happens in bird box?
1:21:20
SPEAKER_08: I don't know.
1:21:21
SPEAKER_03: I've never seen it.
1:21:22
SPEAKER_07: Yes, we just made bird box.
1:21:26
SPEAKER_07: There has to be other people.
1:21:28
unknown: No.
1:21:28
SPEAKER_07: Like her.
1:21:29
SPEAKER_03: She has a phone.
1:21:30
SPEAKER_07: Maybe there's like a maybe there's like a she has a phone and a fish.
1:21:32
SPEAKER_02: Maybe a phone and speaking and she's like scared biting her nails.
1:21:35
SPEAKER_08: Maybe there's like a phone and a fish.
1:21:37
SPEAKER_08: Maybe there's a mailman.
1:21:38
SPEAKER_08: There's like the doorman, the big packages.
1:21:41
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, yeah.
1:21:41
SPEAKER_07: There's definitely the gym in the toe.
1:21:43
SPEAKER_08: Oh window washer.
1:21:44
SPEAKER_03: What about a window washer?
1:21:46
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
1:21:47
SPEAKER_08: Oh yeah.
1:21:47
SPEAKER_03: The hunky window.
1:21:48
SPEAKER_03: Well they won't they?
1:21:49
SPEAKER_08: And he's like, scream.
1:21:52
SPEAKER_03: She's like, she's like, yeah.
1:21:54
SPEAKER_08: He's like, I can see it.
1:21:55
SPEAKER_03: It's like in it's like in Mohala Drive when she's masturbating and crying, like it's like glowing blurry, but she's a window washer.
1:22:02
SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
1:22:02
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
1:22:03
SPEAKER_03: That's one of my favorite depictions of masturbation in film, which is just like slapping and crying, thinking about or is it her name?
1:22:11
SPEAKER_03: No, her name's Rita.
1:22:12
SPEAKER_07: I wonder what uh similar to the sex scene in Showgirls.
1:22:17
SPEAKER_07: Oh, yeah.
1:22:18
SPEAKER_07: Like the splash, splash, the rhythmic nature of it.
1:22:20
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:22:21
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:22:21
SPEAKER_08: I wonder what the direction was for both of those scenes.
1:22:24
SPEAKER_08: I wonder what David Lynch was saying.
1:22:25
SPEAKER_03: He was like, do it.
1:22:26
SPEAKER_03: Okay, yeah, more.
1:22:28
SPEAKER_03: Now slap it.
1:22:29
SPEAKER_03: Slap it and cry.
1:22:30
SPEAKER_03: Think of your friend who you don't know who she is.
1:22:33
SPEAKER_03: And come, come now.
1:22:36
SPEAKER_03: You gotta remember she doesn't even know her.
1:22:39
SPEAKER_03: My sitcom.
1:22:40
SPEAKER_06: It's a paycheck for him.
1:22:41
SPEAKER_06: Oh my god.
1:22:43
SPEAKER_03: We we could get him to come back to TV with one Liberty's crown.
1:22:46
SPEAKER_08: No, yeah.
1:22:47
SPEAKER_08: That tracks, yeah.
1:22:48
SPEAKER_07: Oh my god.
1:22:49
SPEAKER_07: Wait, did you ever see Hot Properties?
1:22:53
SPEAKER_07: No, it was Hot Properties.
1:22:54
SPEAKER_07: Hot Properties is a sitcom about four real estate agents.
1:22:59
SPEAKER_07: And Sophie Evergara was one of them.
1:23:01
SPEAKER_07: Oh, this is not real.
1:23:04
SPEAKER_07: Sex in the city, like post-Sex in the city sitcom.
1:23:08
SPEAKER_08: We're rebooting uh Hot Properties.
1:23:11
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:23:12
SPEAKER_08: One Liberty's Crown.
1:23:13
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:23:13
SPEAKER_08: It's a backdoor pilot.
1:23:16
SPEAKER_08: Reboot.
1:23:16
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:23:17
SPEAKER_03: David Lynch is attached.
1:23:18
SPEAKER_08: He's attached.
1:23:19
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:23:19
SPEAKER_06: Dave is definitely attached.
1:23:20
SPEAKER_06: Dave.
1:23:21
SPEAKER_06: Dave.
1:23:22
SPEAKER_06: Dave.
1:23:24
SPEAKER_03: Only you're allowed to call me that.
1:23:25
SPEAKER_03: Dave, is that Gina?
1:23:30
SPEAKER_03: You can call me Dave, nobody else.
1:23:33
SPEAKER_03: Just Gina.
1:23:34
SPEAKER_06: Gina dates Dave.
1:23:35
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:23:36
SPEAKER_06: And has no clue.
1:23:37
SPEAKER_06: It's like David L.
1:23:37
SPEAKER_03: It's like, I need a blonde wig for you.
1:23:41
SPEAKER_08: Not really my color, but uh, okay.
1:23:44
SPEAKER_08: Okay.
1:23:45
SPEAKER_03: Okay, what's the uh what's the last segment?
1:23:47
SPEAKER_08: It's just this.
1:23:48
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, this is Megalodons again.
1:23:51
SPEAKER_08: We can just end it there.
1:23:52
SPEAKER_03: Well, hashtag the red.
1:23:53
SPEAKER_03: It's coming out.
1:23:54
SPEAKER_08: Hashtag the red, hashtag the end, hashtag thank you for coming on the couch.
1:23:57
SPEAKER_03: No, this was so funny.
1:23:57
SPEAKER_03: This was so funny.
1:24:00
SPEAKER_03: Go see.
1:24:00
SPEAKER_03: Wait, when does this come out?
1:24:01
SPEAKER_08: Um It'll be in, I guess.
1:24:04
SPEAKER_08: This is live, honey.
1:24:04
SPEAKER_08: This is live.
1:24:05
SPEAKER_08: It's live, yeah.
1:24:06
unknown: No!
1:24:07
SPEAKER_08: Live from Liberty's Crown.
1:24:08
SPEAKER_08: Um, I guess in like two, two weeks.
1:24:09
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, I'm doing an hour of standard.
1:24:11
SPEAKER_08: Yes, yes, give give please plug, yes.
1:24:13
SPEAKER_08: Please plug away.
1:24:14
SPEAKER_03: I'm doing an hour of stand-up at Littlefield on Sunday, April 21st.
1:24:18
SPEAKER_03: It's called I'm Not Scared and I'm Not Insane.
1:24:22
SPEAKER_08: I just saw the post and the title, and I love it.
1:24:25
SPEAKER_08: It's great.
1:24:25
SPEAKER_08: Thank you.
1:24:25
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:24:26
SPEAKER_08: Can't wait.
1:24:27
SPEAKER_06: Schools, anything?
1:24:28
SPEAKER_06: To plug?
1:24:35
SPEAKER_06: You better.
1:24:35
SPEAKER_06: You're better than it.
1:24:36
SPEAKER_00: And she gets so serious.
1:24:38
SPEAKER_00: She gets so serious.
1:24:39
SPEAKER_08: Like support cinema.
1:24:41
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:24:45
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
1:24:46
SPEAKER_04: Appetite is color.
1:24:48
SPEAKER_07: She's definitely in the cover of whatever local Long Island magazine.
1:24:53
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:24:54
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:24:54
SPEAKER_06: Regional.
1:24:56
SPEAKER_03: She's got an Adam and Bust up.
1:24:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:24:58
SPEAKER_03: Not the regional cover girl.
1:25:00
SPEAKER_07: The regional cover girl.
1:25:01
SPEAKER_07: That is Gina.
1:25:02
SPEAKER_08: That is home with Gina.
1:25:04
SPEAKER_06: Gina's still regional.
1:25:05
SPEAKER_08: You say she's the girl who takes headshots on a bridge.
1:25:08
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, she's the girl who takes headshots on a bridge.
1:25:10
SPEAKER_06: You know what I mean?
1:25:10
SPEAKER_06: Yes.
1:25:11
SPEAKER_06: Oh my god.
1:25:11
SPEAKER_06: You know what I mean?
1:25:12
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:25:12
SPEAKER_03: And like one Adam away.
1:25:15
SPEAKER_03: It's like a lot of them are on the bridge, but one is like from all the way away with the whole bridge in it.
1:25:20
SPEAKER_03: It's like, what?
1:25:21
SPEAKER_03: Why'd you get the entire bridge with me leaning on it?
1:25:24
SPEAKER_06: It's the same day, shoot like bridge into arcade.
1:25:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like bridge into arcade.
1:25:27
SPEAKER_03: Well, you need the glow of the machine sometimes.
1:25:30
SPEAKER_08: Fucking book from the claw shop.
1:25:33
SPEAKER_06: Well, this was lovely.
1:25:34
SPEAKER_08: Lovely, lovely.
1:25:35
SPEAKER_06: Thank you so much.
1:25:36
SPEAKER_08: Thanks for coming on.
1:25:37
SPEAKER_08: And uh see you next Tuesday.
1:25:39
SPEAKER_08: See you next Tuesday.
1:25:40
SPEAKER_08: On the big county couch.
1:25:41
SPEAKER_00: Bye.
1:25:42
SPEAKER_00: Bye.