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- 0:00Speaker 1: Ernest Canoy wrote this original radio story for NBC's X-1,
- 0:05Speaker 1: directed by Daniel Sutter. First heard June 19, 1956, episode 56,
- 0:11Speaker 1: Project Trojan takes us to Britain during the Second World War.
- 0:16Speaker 1: British intelligence calls upon a science fiction writer to help
- 0:20Speaker 1: create the impression of an overwhelming new weapon, hoping to
- 0:23Speaker 1: draw Nazi scientific talent away from Germany's rocket program and
- 0:28Speaker 1: toward an impossible countermeasure. The underlying idea came from an
- 0:33Speaker 1: editorial by Galaxy magazine editor H.L.
- 0:36Speaker 2: Gold.
- 0:37Speaker 3: Burford Hampton, Alistair Duncan, Ivor Francis, Alfred Shirley, and William
- 0:43Speaker 3: Quinn are heard in the cast, with Alfred Isliff narrating.
- 0:48Speaker 3: And now, the original broadcast.
- 0:51Speaker 2: In just a moment, X-1.
- 0:53Speaker 4: But first, a quiz program does not always improve your IQ,
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- 1:09Speaker 4: One is Truth or Consequences, and though you may never
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- 1:23Speaker 4: Hear Truth or Consequences and You Bet Your Life with
- 1:25Speaker 4: Groucho Marx tomorrow. Now stay tuned for X-1 on NBC.
- 1:33Speaker 2: Countdown for blastoff. X minus 5, 4, 3, 2, X
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- 2:10Speaker 5: tales of new dimensions in time and space.
- 2:14Speaker 2: These are stories of the future.
- 2:16Speaker 5: Adventures in which you'll live in a million could be
- 2:18Speaker 5: years on a thousand maybe worlds. The National Broadcasting Company,
- 2:23Speaker 5: in cooperation with Galaxy Science Fiction Magazine, presents.
- 2:27Speaker 6: X minus 1.
- 2:41Speaker 5: Tonight, Project Trojan by Ernest Canoy. Most of the greatest
- 2:54Speaker 5: contributions and biggest messes in history have been made by
- 2:58Speaker 5: two kinds of brains, the devious and the literal. We
- 3:02Speaker 5: quote from the monthly column written for Galaxy by its editor, H.L.
- 3:06Speaker 2: Gold.
- 3:07Speaker 5: For our story tonight has been inspired by one of
- 3:09Speaker 5: his recent columns, discussing the exceedingly thin line that sometimes
- 3:13Speaker 5: lies between science fiction and science fact, and of the
- 3:18Speaker 5: strange use that both Allied and German intelligence made of
- 3:21Speaker 5: science fiction during the recent World War II. Our report,
- 3:25Speaker 5: of course, is entirely fictional, but similar schemes are known
- 3:29Speaker 5: to have been attempted by both sides. And now, here
- 3:32Speaker 5: is Project Trojan.
- 3:35Speaker 3: Project Trojan.
- 3:45Speaker 7: The idea of Project Trojan was originally conceived in February
- 3:49Speaker 7: of 1943. The Intelligence Plans Commission, an adjunct to Joint
- 3:54Speaker 7: Army and Naval Intelligence, was under the command of Colonel
- 3:56Speaker 7: Sir Harold Bostwick. The first antecedent of Project Trojan occurred
- 4:00Speaker 7: on an afternoon in February.
- 4:02Speaker 2: Corporal Arthur Muggeridge was.
- 4:04Speaker 7: Serving tea to Lieutenant Maurice Withering and Captain Amos McKenzie.
- 4:10Speaker 8: There you are, sir. That's real butter on the bread.
- 4:14Speaker 8: I won five pounds of it from one of those
- 4:16Speaker 8: Yankmas sergeants over at the Crown of Land.
- 4:18Speaker 2: Oh, butter, eh?
- 4:20Speaker 6: Aye, sir.
- 4:20Speaker 2: Mackenzie.
- 4:22Speaker 6: Hmm?
- 4:23Speaker 2: Well, confided man, you might show some interest. Here, Muggeridge
- 4:25Speaker 2: tangles with the Eighth Air Force to improve your tea,
- 4:27Speaker 2: and you sit there reading. What the devil is so engrossing? No,
- 4:31Speaker 2: never mind.
- 4:32Speaker 6: If it's me you're worrying about, you needn't, sir.
- 4:35Speaker 8: I was cleared for most confidential and top secret before
- 4:37Speaker 8: I set foot in the pantry.
- 4:39Speaker 5: What is it, Mackenzie? Well, I was reading about a
- 4:41Speaker 5: fascinating notion. It's a machine, you see. Dreadfully ingenious. It's
- 4:45Speaker 5: a method of setting up a reverse polarization field about
- 4:48Speaker 5: a given metallic surface. Say, the plates on a submarine
- 4:51Speaker 5: or a tank. Makes them five times as strong. A
- 4:55Speaker 5: little more cream, Mugridge.
- 4:56Speaker 6: It's powdered milk, sir.
- 4:58Speaker 2: Hush, leave me to my illusions. But, Mackenzie, how can
- 5:00Speaker 2: you be so calm? Don't you realize what this means?
- 5:03Speaker 2: Tanks five times as strong? Is it in production? I mean,
- 5:07Speaker 2: when are the first models going to combat? It's certainly
- 5:10Speaker 2: been a well-kept secret. I wouldn't say that.
- 5:12Speaker 5: There's about 50,000 people who know all about it here
- 5:14Speaker 5: in England. And, of course, a great many more in America.
- 5:16Speaker 2: Oh, that's impossible.
- 5:17Speaker 5: But I doubt if it will ever be used in combat.
- 5:20Speaker 2: But your stark raving crackers are secret like it. Where
- 5:24Speaker 2: did you find this? Now, let me see that. There
- 5:27Speaker 2: you are. Incredible science fiction. It's an American magazine. You
- 5:33Speaker 2: mean this is a story, one of those Jules Verne
- 5:35Speaker 2: things you've been pulling my leg? Aye. Well, I... I mean,
- 5:38Speaker 2: after all... Captain McKenzie, I hardly think that... Well... Now,
- 5:43Speaker 2: don't get stuffy, man. After all, do... Chaff me before
- 5:46Speaker 2: the ranks.
- 5:47Speaker 6: Oh, I don't mind, sir.
- 5:48Speaker 2: But it did have you going, didn't it? Well, it
- 5:50Speaker 2: sounded plausible. I don't know a confounded thing about electrical fields.
- 5:54Speaker 2: Even if you did, it might take you in, huh?
- 5:57Speaker 5: You see, the trick these science fiction lads do is
- 6:00Speaker 5: to take something that's solid as a rock and then
- 6:03Speaker 5: to push it just a wee bit forward till you
- 6:05Speaker 5: simply can't tell where the science ends and the fiction begins.
- 6:08Speaker 2: Still, I wish you'd exercise your ingenuity in deceiving Jerry
- 6:12Speaker 2: rather than me. Good Lord. That's a fine idea. What is?
- 6:18Speaker 5: If an intelligent, brilliant officer and gentleman like yourself might
- 6:22Speaker 5: be taken in by a wild tale like this, whom
- 6:25Speaker 5: else's leg might we pull? A muggeridge, another bread and
- 6:28Speaker 5: butter sandwich, if you please, and take one yourself.
- 6:38Speaker 7: Lieutenant Withering and Captain McKenzie worked out preliminary plans for
- 6:42Speaker 7: Project Trojan and presented them at an appropriate time to
- 6:45Speaker 7: Colonel Sir Harold Bostwick.
- 6:47Speaker 2: Well, sir, sit down, Withering, McKenzie. Thank you, sir. Have
- 6:49Speaker 2: you had breakfast? I understand Corporal McGregor has been playing
- 6:52Speaker 2: darts with the Yanks again. There are fresh eggs for breakfast.
- 6:55Speaker 2: We've had breakfast, sir. Oh, well, then. We have a plan, sir. Capital, capitals.
- 7:00Speaker 5: You remember, sir, our intelligence reports indicated a concentration of
- 7:03Speaker 5: German research scientists working near Hanau.
- 7:06Speaker 2: Certainly, I recall. They've got the whole lot of them
- 7:08Speaker 2: inside a mountain. We tried bombing. I doubt if they
- 7:10Speaker 2: even noticed.
- 7:11Speaker 5: They're supplying the basic research for the German guided missile program.
- 7:14Speaker 2: Yes, we know that. The reaction motor for the V-1s
- 7:16Speaker 2: came out of the Hanau lab. Oh, Magritte! You see, sir,
- 7:20Speaker 2: if a considerable number of those research scientists were diverted
- 7:22Speaker 2: to another project, The rocket program would be crippled. Yes, well,
- 7:25Speaker 2: of course it would. What are you going to do?
- 7:28Speaker 2: Advertise in the Times and offer them higher wages? Aye, sir. Oh, motherage,
- 7:31Speaker 2: this coffee.
- 7:32Speaker 6: Ah, no, sir.
- 7:34Speaker 2: Next time you go to the Crown and Lance, keep
- 7:36Speaker 2: coffee in mind, will you?
- 7:37Speaker 6: Aye, sir. Only the Yanks are getting fair dives at darts.
- 7:40Speaker 2: It was touch and go with the Yanks. We can
- 7:42Speaker 2: only expect you to do your best.
- 7:43Speaker 6: I'll try, sir.
- 7:45Speaker 2: Well, now, come to the point, gentlemen.
- 7:47Speaker 5: Suppose the Germans got hold of one of our top
- 7:49Speaker 5: new development weapons. Something so completely overwhelming that they'd have
- 7:53Speaker 5: to pull almost every man off rockets to work on it.
- 7:56Speaker 2: Now, look here, McKenzie. Those jelly scientists are not exactly
- 7:59Speaker 2: playing about with small boys' chemistry sets. They're a cut
- 8:02Speaker 2: above our own chaps in several fields. What makes you
- 8:05Speaker 2: think you could plant something on them? Science fiction, sir.
- 8:09Speaker 2: I beg your pardon? You see this magazine? Yes. Incredible
- 8:13Speaker 2: science fiction. Oh, what's that chasing that girl? That's a Martian, sir.
- 8:17Speaker 2: You can tell by his tentacles. Mackenzie, are you stringing
- 8:20Speaker 2: this along preliminary to applying for compassionate leave on the
- 8:23Speaker 2: grounds that you're overworked? No, sir. It's a good plan.
- 8:26Speaker 5: We invent a weapon. A weapon that might exist, but doesn't.
- 8:30Speaker 5: And we leave it lying about where the Germans.
- 8:32Speaker 2: Can snaffle it. And then they take most of the
- 8:34Speaker 2: scientist fellows off the rocket program to work on our weapon.
- 8:37Speaker 2: That's the most preposterous nonsense I've ever heard. But, sir...
- 8:40Speaker 2: I don't want to hear anything more about it.
- 8:43Speaker 6: Yes, sir.
- 8:45Speaker 2: I suppose she was right. Who was right? This Wren.
- 8:49Speaker 5: I met her going up to London. Rather proper little type,
- 8:52Speaker 5: till you got to know her. Then she's rather a firebrand.
- 8:57Speaker 2: Captain McKenzie, please spare us the sordid details of your
- 9:00Speaker 2: off-duty peculation. Sorry, sir.
- 9:02Speaker 5: You see, she's the secretary to Admiral Sir Alan Grummins.
- 9:06Speaker 5: They're talking of dropping this unit. They feel that other
- 9:09Speaker 5: intelligence groups are quite competent to handle the routine, unimaginative
- 9:13Speaker 5: work that we've been doing.
- 9:14Speaker 2: Oh. Oh, I see.
- 9:16Speaker 5: Of course, they'd... reassign personnel.
- 9:20Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. Would you say this science fiction scheme of yours
- 9:24Speaker 2: was imaginative? Oh, it's practically visionary. Well, suppose you do
- 9:28Speaker 2: some preliminary work. Thank you, sir. Routine, eh? And imaginative, eh? Bah!
- 9:42Speaker 7: On the 14th of February, preliminary work was begun on
- 9:45Speaker 7: Project Trojans. At first, Lieutenant Withering and Captain McKenzie worked alone,
- 9:50Speaker 7: researching the source material of the project.
- 9:53Speaker 2: Slamming the firing keys, Brick blasted down on the Crow warship.
- 10:00Speaker 2: of crisp destruction lanced out from the giant dreadnought and
- 10:04Speaker 2: licked along the plates of Brick's one-man scout. Hmm, nothing
- 10:08Speaker 2: of that one. What have you got? It's a story
- 10:11Speaker 2: about two robots who fall in love. What's the name
- 10:14Speaker 2: of that Johnny who came closest? Herman. Jad Herman.
- 10:18Speaker 9: Hmm.
- 10:19Speaker 2: He got half a dozen ideas that are close. Where
- 10:21Speaker 2: do you suppose he is? Somewhere in the States, I suppose.
- 10:26Speaker 2: That's no use, then. Why?
- 10:27Speaker 5: Oh, look, man, perhaps we can put a query through
- 10:30Speaker 5: central shape intelligence. The Yanks ought to be able to
- 10:33Speaker 5: dig up this Herman Chap for us.
- 10:35Speaker 2: Oh, it's worth a try.
- 10:43Speaker 7: It took seven days for a report to reach IPC
- 10:46Speaker 7: that one Jacob David Herman, a private first class in
- 10:49Speaker 7: the American Air Force, was based on a field north
- 10:52Speaker 7: of Cheltenham in the Gloucestershire area. Lieutenant Withering and Captain
- 10:56Speaker 7: McKenzie requisitioned transport and visited Herman at his place of duty.
- 11:01Speaker 2: You don't mind if I go ahead with my job,
- 11:03Speaker 2: do you?
- 11:04Speaker 9: I've got to have this place ready for inspection by 1300.
- 11:07Speaker 2: Go right ahead. Hand me the cleaning powder, will you please?
- 11:09Speaker 6: Oh, yes.
- 11:11Speaker 2: What do they put in porcelain in England? You break
- 11:13Speaker 2: your arm trying to get it clean. Private Herman, you
- 11:17Speaker 2: are Jad Herman, a writer?
- 11:20Speaker 9: Yeah, that's a pen name, Jad. I use it for
- 11:23Speaker 9: SF stuff. I used to write for the Confessions under
- 11:26Speaker 9: the name of Cynthia Herman. I remember one article. I
- 11:31Speaker 9: was saved by the YWCA from a life of shame.
- 11:38Speaker 2: We're interested in your science fiction articles at the moment. Oh, yeah?
- 11:42Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 11:42Speaker 2: Well, I know we had some sci-fi fans in England.
- 11:45Speaker 2: We're not exactly sci-fi fans. We're from... Anybody else here? Well,
- 11:52Speaker 2: look for yourself. There's no hiding place down here. Well,
- 11:56Speaker 2: we are from Intelligence Plans Commission. Uh-huh. We need your assistance, Mr. Herman.
- 12:05Speaker 2: No kidding. We have a project that calls for your
- 12:09Speaker 2: particular talents. You got a latrine needs cleaning? We're quite serious, Mr. Herman.
- 12:14Speaker 2: Will you kindly pack your things and be ready to
- 12:15Speaker 2: come with us within one hour? Oh, I'm sorry, gentlemen.
- 12:19Speaker 9: I couldn't possibly leave until after inspection. I've got too
- 12:22Speaker 9: much of myself invested in this latrine. But after that,
- 12:27Speaker 9: I'm at your service.
- 12:36Speaker 2: Private First Class Jacob D.
- 12:37Speaker 7: Herman, 32962126, was transferred on special detached duty to Project
- 12:44Speaker 7: Trojan and after briefing was set to.
- 12:46Speaker 2: Work on basic plans.
- 12:48Speaker 9: Oh, look, Mac, here's the way I see it. If
- 12:51Speaker 9: you want to con a scientist, you've got to be
- 12:53Speaker 9: pretty straight all the way. You can't get away with
- 12:55Speaker 9: more than one phony step in the process.
- 12:58Speaker 2: Precisely.
- 12:59Speaker 9: Now, here's the way I see it. It's a focusing
- 13:01Speaker 9: beam weapon. The electronics on that are square. I used
- 13:05Speaker 9: it in a story about two years ago. Feinschreiber at
- 13:08Speaker 9: MIT and Temple and Westover at the Bell Telephone Laboratories
- 13:11Speaker 9: worked out the basic field formulas.
- 13:14Speaker 2: What do you mean it's real? Well, up to a point.
- 13:17Speaker 9: Everything's on the level till you get to the catalytic
- 13:19Speaker 9: action on the grid. Now, that just won't work. It's
- 13:24Speaker 9: a basic problem in physics and it makes the whole
- 13:28Speaker 9: thing impossible.
- 13:29Speaker 2: But don't the Germans know that? Oh, sure, sure. You see.
- 13:34Speaker 9: You make up plans for the weapon, call it a
- 13:37Speaker 9: death ray. You let the Germans steal everything but the
- 13:40Speaker 9: catalyst formula. They'll think we've got it licked, and they'll
- 13:44Speaker 9: break their necks trying to duplicate it before we put
- 13:46Speaker 9: the weapon in production.
- 13:48Speaker 2: I see. But we can't call it a death ray.
- 13:51Speaker 9: Well, how about, uh, projector, electronic grid deflecting, type 3?
- 13:57Speaker 6: Hmm.
- 13:58Speaker 2: That has a brawl ring to it, my lad. I've
- 14:01Speaker 2: got the.
- 14:01Speaker 9: Basic idea of the thing, but, uh, You'll have to
- 14:04Speaker 9: get some of your science boys to work it out.
- 14:06Speaker 2: Oh, we'll put a requisition into the manpower commission in
- 14:08Speaker 2: the morning.
- 14:16Speaker 7: Doctors Montague, Felder, Harrison, Sisonby and Pilsudski were assigned to
- 14:20Speaker 7: Project Trojan, and under the direction of Private First Class Jacobs,
- 14:24Speaker 7: complete specifications and plans for Projector Electronic Grid Deflecting Type
- 14:28Speaker 7: 3 were drawn up.
- 14:29Speaker 2: Project Trojan was ready for Phase 2. Have we got everything? Blueprints. Check. Specifications. Check.
- 14:35Speaker 2: Machine tool inventories. Check. Letter rejecting the plans from the
- 14:38Speaker 2: War Office. Check.
- 14:39Speaker 5: Endorsement from Supreme Headquarters rejecting plans.
- 14:42Speaker 2: Check.
- 14:42Speaker 5: Note from 10 Downing Street overriding rejections.
- 14:45Speaker 2: Handwritten postscript, build the confounded thing, WC. Check. Don't you
- 14:49Speaker 2: think that's going a little too far, the rejections? Not
- 14:52Speaker 2: at all.
- 14:53Speaker 5: That's the master touch. A rejection of an idea by
- 14:55Speaker 5: the War Office makes it appear most genuine.
- 14:58Speaker 2: All right.
- 14:59Speaker 5: Private Herman, if this thing were real, if it could
- 15:02Speaker 5: be built.
- 15:03Speaker 2: What would it do? Oh, don't ask.
- 15:06Speaker 9: It could blow a hole in a mountain ten miles away.
- 15:08Speaker 9: Or it could knock down a whole wing of bombers
- 15:11Speaker 9: without even aiming.
- 15:12Speaker 2: Oh, dear. Lucky it won't work. I should say so. Oh, well.
- 15:17Speaker 2: Now to get this lovely thing into Jerry's hands.
- 15:20Speaker 7: Phase three of Project Trojan was commenced on the 15th
- 15:29Speaker 7: of March, 1943... Central Counterintelligence Agency had discovered the infiltration
- 15:35Speaker 7: of a German agent, a Belfast Irishman named Gogerty, into
- 15:39Speaker 7: the blueprint division of Clark and Portister, a printing firm
- 15:42Speaker 7: doing some subcontract work for the Air Ministry. Gogerty, the
- 15:46Speaker 7: German agent, presumably micro-filmed the plans, because shortly thereafter he
- 15:51Speaker 7: received word that his sister, living in the Irish Free State,
- 15:54Speaker 7: was to be married to a bus conductor. British agents
- 15:57Speaker 7: attending the wedding disguised as farm labourers lost track of
- 16:00Speaker 7: Gogarty for several hours due to circumstances beyond their control.
- 16:05Speaker 2: Then we have no way of knowing whether Gogarty delivered
- 16:07Speaker 2: her Project Trojan plans.
- 16:08Speaker 5: Well, sir, there was a submarine sighted a day before
- 16:11Speaker 5: off the coast. It's likely he made contact. Well, keep
- 16:13Speaker 5: me informed. That's all we need now. Another disaster.
- 16:16Speaker 2: Did something else go wrong? Jolly well, right. Muggeridge has
- 16:19Speaker 2: been playing darts with the Yanks again.
- 16:21Speaker 5: Oh?
- 16:21Speaker 2: What have we got this time? Butter or beefsteak? Nothing.
- 16:24Speaker 2: The blight has lost my whole month's whiskey ration.
- 16:37Speaker 7: Now the cover operation supporting Project Trojan was undertaken. A
- 16:42Speaker 7: battalion of the Royal Engineers was detailed to practice at
- 16:45Speaker 7: secret installations with wooden mock-ups of the projector. A lance
- 16:49Speaker 7: corporal in this detachment, a volunteer afterwards awarded the George Medal,
- 16:53Speaker 7: was court-martialed and sentenced to seven years hard labour for
- 16:56Speaker 7: revealing information about the project while drunk on a three-day
- 17:00Speaker 7: leave to Tynecastle. This particular aspect of Project Trojan has
- 17:04Speaker 7: been in the news recently, inasmuch as several backbench Labour
- 17:08Speaker 7: members of Parliament have asked questions in the House as
- 17:11Speaker 7: it came out that the corporal served the full seven
- 17:13Speaker 7: years and wasn't released until 1951. The Home Secretary explained
- 17:18Speaker 7: that this was an unfortunate oversight, and there were jeers from.
- 17:22Speaker 2: The opposition, with Mr.
- 17:23Speaker 7: O'Neill in Devon taking the occasion to call for the
- 17:26Speaker 7: resignation of the government. At the time, March and April 1943,
- 17:31Speaker 7: the Intelligence Plans Commission awaited reports from British operatives. Sir,
- 17:37Speaker 7: there's been a shift in assignment at the research laboratories
- 17:39Speaker 7: at Hanau. Professor Schlickmann and Drs.
- 17:42Speaker 5: Hirsch, Van Sulao, and Grischmann have been transferred from rocket
- 17:45Speaker 5: research to another project.
- 17:47Speaker 2: Trojan? We must assume so. But that's only four men.
- 17:50Speaker 5: But they're the top experts in electronics, chemistry, and metallurgy.
- 17:53Speaker 5: If they're really working on Trojan, we've set the German
- 17:55Speaker 5: rocket program back a year, while their scientists go yelping
- 17:59Speaker 5: off after a red herring.
- 18:00Speaker 2: Let's hope so. Bring me any further reports as soon
- 18:03Speaker 2: as received.
- 18:11Speaker 7: British intelligence reports filtering back through occupied Norway and neutral
- 18:14Speaker 7: Sweden continued to indicate the success of Project Croton. Four
- 18:19Speaker 7: more top scientists were known to be transferred from the
- 18:21Speaker 7: rocket research base at Peeneminde to the Hanau Laboratories. Definite
- 18:25Speaker 7: knowledge was obtained that the new assignment was a startling
- 18:29Speaker 7: new weapon, agreeing in detail with Project Trojan.
- 18:35Speaker 2: What a sale, McKenzie. What a stunt. Yes, sir. We
- 18:38Speaker 2: shall have to have a little party to celebrate. We'll
- 18:40Speaker 2: have that Herman chap in for a drink. I've been
- 18:43Speaker 2: sending Muggeridge off to play darts with some of the
- 18:45Speaker 2: free French over at Germain Manor. He ought to be
- 18:47Speaker 2: back soon with the champagne. Poor all round. Private Herman?
- 19:01Speaker 2: Thank you. All right now, to the projector, electronic grid
- 19:04Speaker 2: deflecting type three. The biggest fraud since the South Sea bubble.
- 19:09Speaker 2: Colonel Bostwick. Oh, take a glass. We're just drinking to Trojan. Well,
- 19:14Speaker 2: I think I'd rather not, sir. What do you mean?
- 19:17Speaker 2: There's a dispatch from Germany. What about it? A section
- 19:20Speaker 2: of the mountain overlooking Hanau has disappeared. What? It's true.
- 19:25Speaker 2: It was on the reconnaissance maps yesterday, and it was
- 19:27Speaker 2: gone this morning. A 10-mile slice of mountain. That's impossible. No,
- 19:31Speaker 2: it isn't. It works. Trojan works. But it can't. There's
- 19:35Speaker 2: no catalyst.
- 19:36Speaker 6: It's impossible.
- 19:36Speaker 2: All our scientists said so. Well, I guess they were wrong.
- 19:38Speaker 2: It works.
- 19:39Speaker 5: They must have found the catalyst. I suppose we should
- 19:41Speaker 5: have foreseen that, all those scientists working on it.
- 19:43Speaker 9: They must have built a model and tried it out.
- 19:45Speaker 5: It won't take them more than three months to put
- 19:47Speaker 5: it into production.
- 19:48Speaker 2: Well, here go the war. Muggeridge.
- 19:51Speaker 6: Aye, sir.
- 19:53Speaker 2: Fill the glasses up again.
- 20:02Speaker 7: Intelligence Plans Commission now waited for additional dispatches concerning the
- 20:06Speaker 7: reaction to Project Trojan in Germany. It was decided as
- 20:10Speaker 7: a matter of policy to confine knowledge of these latest
- 20:13Speaker 7: developments to the personnel of the project.
- 20:16Speaker 2: Anything new, McKenzie?
- 20:17Speaker 5: No, sir, except that aerial reconnaissance confirmed the damage to
- 20:20Speaker 5: the mountain at Hanau. It's not quite as extensive as
- 20:23Speaker 5: the first dispatch, but it is a bit of a hole. Oh,
- 20:26Speaker 5: what do they think caused it? The Air Ministry seems
- 20:29Speaker 5: to feel that an ammunition dump must have blown up.
- 20:31Speaker 2: Couldn't that be it? I'm afraid not, sir.
- 20:33Speaker 5: We have an intelligence report about several captured British and
- 20:36Speaker 5: American tanks being brought to Hanau for testing.
- 20:38Speaker 2: They were spotted the next day, completely destroyed. Trojan? Trojan.
- 20:42Speaker 5: There's been an alert at factories producing parts for V-1
- 20:45Speaker 5: and V-2 rockets.
- 20:46Speaker 2: To prepare for retooling. They're going to make the projector?
- 20:49Speaker 2: It would seem so, sir. Well, I suppose I'd better
- 20:53Speaker 2: go up to London tomorrow and make a clean breast
- 20:56Speaker 2: of it. I'm afraid so, sir. Well, that's the end.
- 21:00Speaker 2: Seems rather unsporting, doesn't it? Just handing the war over
- 21:03Speaker 2: to them. I hate to think what the War Office
- 21:06Speaker 2: will say. Not to mention the Prime Minister.
- 21:15Speaker 7: Project Trojan was nearing its closing phase. At precisely 0600,
- 21:20Speaker 7: the next morning, Colonel Sir Harold Boswick ordered his staff
- 21:23Speaker 7: car and, taking a thermos of tea, proceeded to leave
- 21:26Speaker 7: his office. Just before the staff car got underway, Lieutenant
- 21:30Speaker 7: Withering appeared with another dispatch, accompanied by Captain McKenzie and
- 21:34Speaker 7: Private Herman.
- 21:35Speaker 2: Colonel Bostwick, sir. Wait. So what is it withering? Another dispatch. No,
- 21:40Speaker 2: don't please. It's bad enough. There's been another disaster at Hanar.
- 21:43Speaker 2: They knocked another mountain with our little present to them? No, sir.
- 21:46Speaker 2: They've knocked themselves out. What? The laboratory under the mountain.
- 21:49Speaker 6: It's exploded.
- 21:50Speaker 2: It has? Went up like a Roman candle. We've got pictures.
- 21:53Speaker 6: There was a flight of mosquito bombers over at the time.
- 21:55Speaker 2: What happened? The projector. It backfired. How do you know?
- 21:58Speaker 2: It had to.
- 21:59Speaker 9: That's why the catalyst is impossible. You see, the metal
- 22:02Speaker 9: fatigue on the grid is a function of.
- 22:04Speaker 2: Never mind, never mind. Are you sure?
- 22:05Speaker 4: Yes, sir.
- 22:06Speaker 5: We have a reliable agent's report. The Germans are completely confused.
- 22:09Speaker 5: They were operating the projector under a top-secret designation. Nobody
- 22:13Speaker 5: knew any of the details except the dozen scientists working
- 22:16Speaker 5: on it. And they were inside the laboratory when it blew.
- 22:19Speaker 5: Our man was in the rescue squad. There isn't a
- 22:21Speaker 5: thing left, sir. Plans, models, or scientists. Sir, do you
- 22:25Speaker 5: realize that Project Trojan was a success?
- 22:27Speaker 2: We've diverted a dozen top scientists from the rocket program permanently... Well,
- 22:31Speaker 2: do you think we'll be decorated? Lieutenant Withering, inasmuch as
- 22:35Speaker 2: we came particularly close to handing the whole war to
- 22:37Speaker 2: the Germans on a silver platter, I suggest we forget
- 22:41Speaker 2: Project Trojan.
- 22:42Speaker 6: Oh, yes.
- 22:44Speaker 2: Yes, I see, of course. You're very canny, sir. I
- 22:48Speaker 2: think we had all better return to precisely what we
- 22:50Speaker 2: were doing before the whole nasty mess started.
- 23:00Speaker 7: The final phase of Project Trojan was completed on the
- 23:03Speaker 7: 22nd of March, 1943. The file, through some inadvertent error,
- 23:09Speaker 7: was lost before the Intelligence Plans Commission had a chance
- 23:12Speaker 7: to report to the War Office. All personnel returned to
- 23:16Speaker 7: their previous assignment.
- 23:19Speaker 9: All right, all right, no splashing on the floor. I
- 23:22Speaker 9: gotta get this latrine ready for inspection by 1300.
- 23:27Speaker 5: You have just heard X-Minus One, presented by the National
- 23:30Speaker 5: Broadcasting Company, in cooperation with Galaxy Science Fiction Magazine, which
- 23:35Speaker 5: this month features the William Tenn novelette, Time in Advance,
- 23:39Speaker 5: the story of a man who made a strange bargain
- 23:42Speaker 5: and endured the worst the galaxy had to offer, so
- 23:45Speaker 5: that someday he could make the Earth sweat. Galaxy Magazine,
- 23:50Speaker 5: on your newsstand today. Tonight, by transcription, X-Minus One has
- 23:54Speaker 5: brought you Project Trojan. An original story by Ernest Canoy
- 23:58Speaker 5: based on an idea contained in an editorial in Galaxy
- 24:01Speaker 5: written by H.L.
- 24:02Speaker 2: Gold.
- 24:03Speaker 5: Featured in the cast were Burford Hampton, Alistair Duncan, Ivor Francis,
- 24:09Speaker 5: Alfred Shirley, Bill Quinn, and your narrator was Alfred Hislip.
- 24:14Speaker 5: Your announcer, Fred Collins. X-1 was directed by Daniel Sutter
- 24:18Speaker 5: and is an NBC Radio Network production.
- 24:35Speaker 2: That concludes X-1, Project Trojan.
- 24:38Speaker 1: First heard on June 19th, 1956.
- 24:40Speaker 2: Good night.