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2-27-26 Hour 2 - Proposed MLB salary cap/Kyle Keefe: Cartoon Voice of the Avs/Oh, By the Way... · Moser, Lombardi and Kane

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  Speaker 1: This is Mosher, Lombardi and Kane on demand. Listen live
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  Speaker 1: every weekday morning from seven to ten on Altitude Sports
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  Speaker 2: All Right, the voice of the cartoon Avalanche, Kyle Keith,
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  Speaker 2: will join us in twenty minutes, so stay tuned for that.
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  Speaker 2: Ben Denucci is going to break down why he thinks
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  Speaker 2: giving play calling duties that Davis Webb is a great idea.
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  Speaker 2: That'll be at nine to twenty. In the meantime, I
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  Speaker 2: saw this support from John Hayman yesterday and allow me
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  Speaker 2: my three minutes of baseball today. First of all, Rockies
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  Speaker 2: continue to get production from the young boys. Do you
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  Speaker 2: see Charlie Condon second home run of spring Trainee's hitting
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  Speaker 2: six hundos so far in spring for the Rockies along
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  Speaker 2: with your boy mos TJ. Rumfield another homer, third consecutive
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  Speaker 2: of bat with a danger that happened yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: Super good, dude, right, I heard you go ahead.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry finish up with an a'll just.
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  Speaker 2: Just a quick Charlie Condon quote from after the game.
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  Speaker 5: I just just got to get this experience against I mean,
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  Speaker 5: the best in the league. Just sharing time in the
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  Speaker 5: locker room with these guys getting getting settled as a group,
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  Speaker 5: so everybody can see we're playing playing really good ball
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  Speaker 5: right now. So just trying to keep that going moving forward.
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  Speaker 2: Bullpen not great right now. Victor Vodnik is worrying me
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  Speaker 2: a bit, But yes, most what were you gonna say?
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  Speaker 4: Do you know who the Rockies teed up yesterday? Vic?
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  Speaker 2: What team they teed up?
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean, well, they teed up the Giants,
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  Speaker 3: but you know which pictures specifically they.
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  Speaker 4: Forced into an era at fifteen? No Blade Tidwell?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: What who's Blade Tidwell play?
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  Speaker 6: Any relation to the Tidwell from Jerry Maguire?
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  Speaker 4: No, well, could be, I don't think so, we could be.
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  Speaker 3: What's your point, Hey, just see some of the Rockies
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  Speaker 3: young guys teetolf on a guy who's going to be
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  Speaker 3: out of ball and about a month.
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  Speaker 2: I don't, I don't know if you understand how baseball works.
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  Speaker 4: I guess I don't. You know.
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  Speaker 2: If if you sent Aaron Judge to the miners, Aaron
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  Speaker 2: Judge doesn't hit for twenty it's because there's still pitchers
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  Speaker 2: and they're still kind of good.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because they're professionals.
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  Speaker 3: It's spring training teams. Did you see how many Yankees
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  Speaker 3: were on the field.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, this is what spring training is like. Why are
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  Speaker 2: you surprised by this?
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  Speaker 3: There are people, There's eight hundred and fifty seven guys
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  Speaker 3: out there, every arm in the system.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, what effort?
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  Speaker 2: Then then we'll just move on from that.
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  Speaker 3: In fact, I don't want to move on. I want
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  Speaker 3: to sit here and talk about the Rockies in the
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  Speaker 3: one hundred and nineteen.
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  Speaker 4: It's just it's hard for me to get excited.
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  Speaker 2: Most you can, just like, just give me my three
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  Speaker 2: minutes of baseball, just without without complaining about the three minutes.
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  Speaker 2: It's three minutes of your life. Just let me get
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  Speaker 2: the three minutes.
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  Speaker 4: The guy talk. My biological clock is taken like this.
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  Speaker 6: My biological clock is taking like this.
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  Speaker 4: You like to talk about baseball for three minutes.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the other thing. John Hammond had a report yesterday
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  Speaker 2: that early estimates suggest the proposed salary cap that they're
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  Speaker 2: trying to get in baseball for after this year, which
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  Speaker 2: will undoubtedly lead to a lockout, is going to be
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  Speaker 2: set around two hundred and sixty to two hundred and
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  Speaker 2: eighty million dollars.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's the upper echelon of where we're
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  Speaker 3: at right now, and the floor will be one hundred
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  Speaker 3: and forty to one hundred and sixty.
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  Speaker 2: The floor would affect far more teams than the ceiling.
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  Speaker 4: One hundred percent.
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  Speaker 2: So just to be clear, let's just say it's the
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  Speaker 2: highest mark, that it's the two eighty estimated. Okay, the
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  Speaker 2: Dodgers would have to shed one hundred million dollars in salary,
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  Speaker 2: The Mets would have to shed about eighty million dollars,
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  Speaker 2: the Yankees would have to have about fifty and then
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  Speaker 2: two other teams, Philly and Toronto, would have to shed salary.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know how many teams would have to get
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  Speaker 2: to that threshold, even if it's on the bottom end
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  Speaker 2: one hundred and forty million bucks, I.
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  Speaker 4: Would say twenty teams.
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  Speaker 2: Miami, Cleveland, Chicago, Washington, Tampa, the Rockies, the Twins, the Cardinals,
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  Speaker 2: the Pittsburgh Pirates, the Brewers.
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  Speaker 4: The A's.
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  Speaker 2: So there you go. Those teams would have to add
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  Speaker 2: money to their salary to get to the floor.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, so it affects a.
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  Speaker 2: Far more teams at the bottom than it does the
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  Speaker 2: teams at the top.
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  Speaker 6: So then what's the problem here?
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  Speaker 2: The only issue that I see is if you're a
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  Speaker 2: team like the Dodgers, or you're a team like the Mets,
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  Speaker 2: or you're a team like the Yankees. How do you
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  Speaker 2: go about doing this when guys are making seventy million
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  Speaker 2: bucks a year?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: How do you get there without?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Slicing and di Did you say, John Hayman, Yes, John Hayman.
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  Speaker 4: Hayman.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Did you see freezing cold that takes exposed yesterday?
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  Speaker 2: I did see that? Yeah, Vick, I mean John Hayman's
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  Speaker 2: kind of a.
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  Speaker 4: June twenty fifth.
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  Speaker 3: June twenty fifth, eighteen, sources franchise star Niccoldio it's expected
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  Speaker 3: to agree on a five year, one hundred and forty
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  Speaker 3: six point five million dollar max steal with the Nuggets
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  Speaker 3: after the team option is declined. Ayman chimes in with
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  Speaker 3: a quote tweet breaking, guy I have never heard of
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  Speaker 3: likely to sign for a seventh of a billion dollars.
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  Speaker 3: Some other guy goes, hey, dude, that's your fault if
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  Speaker 3: you haven't heard of him. Dude's the future center of
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  Speaker 3: the NBA position or futures. He's the future of the
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  Speaker 3: center position, and Hayman says, yeah, I'm sure he was wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Baseball guy didn't on the way out long time ago. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Now look, I'm not John Hayman. You mean the guy
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  Speaker 4: who's completely inept.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not a big Hayman guy to start with.
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  Speaker 6: You defend me?
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  Speaker 4: Was it the only one? Remember?
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  Speaker 6: Nick Wright had the same situation, yeare to him?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Hey, guess what Brett?
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  Speaker 3: One deal whole knucklehead had a bad take, and another
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  Speaker 3: deal whole knucklehead had a bad take.
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  Speaker 4: How about that?
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  Speaker 2: The question is, how do teams that have multiple players
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  Speaker 2: making seventy sixty to fifty million dollars contracts get on
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  Speaker 2: underneath this without messing everything up?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, there's no way. How did the Dodger suddenly get
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  Speaker 6: out of all those deals that are long term deals
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  Speaker 6: that are paying me later deals?
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  Speaker 2: How?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: And how does deferred money work? And how does that
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  Speaker 2: count against the cap? Like, if you think about it
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  Speaker 2: this way, mos Jan SODA's making seventy million dollars a year,
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  Speaker 2: that's fourth the cap.
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  Speaker 6: You may have to grandfather in those teams and just.
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  Speaker 3: Make grandfather in Showy and his deferred six others. If
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  Speaker 3: it gets No, it's not the only way to do it.
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  Speaker 3: You do it if you're gonna do it, do it right.
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  Speaker 3: If you're gonna lose the season, that lose the season
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  Speaker 3: most correctly.
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  Speaker 6: It's the only way to do it with guys under contract.
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  Speaker 4: Do what don't you understand.
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  Speaker 3: About the NHL had guys under contract. You know what
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  Speaker 3: they said, Hey, I don't care if your payroll sixty
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  Speaker 3: five million, you're down to thirty nine.
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  Speaker 4: Suck it. The has lost Adam Foot and Peter Forsberg.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, I'm not doing this, No, no.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's not seventy million dollars a year that you're
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  Speaker 2: talking about.
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  Speaker 4: I don't care.
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  Speaker 3: If you're going if you're going to lose the season
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  Speaker 3: and you're going to eat that pain, then eat all
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  Speaker 3: the pun eat it all.
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  Speaker 2: But what if this is the only way to get
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  Speaker 2: a cap in the sport, that's the only thing they
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  Speaker 2: agree to you.
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  Speaker 6: You're letting your enmity towards the Dodgers affect your judgment here,
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  Speaker 6: and it's not going to change that rapidly. It's not.
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  Speaker 4: I just can't.
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  Speaker 6: They have too much money invested in those players, So.
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  Speaker 3: What shed players? The Avalanche had to do it. Other
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  Speaker 3: teams run the NHL had to do it when they
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  Speaker 3: lost the season had the Avalanche had to shed almost
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  Speaker 3: half their salary.
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  Speaker 6: It's not gonna happen. I'm just telling you what's not
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  Speaker 6: going well.
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  Speaker 4: Then you know what, Then don't fix baseball. I don't care.
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  Speaker 4: You know what.
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  Speaker 3: At this point, let me be on record, Old Vick Lombardi,
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  Speaker 3: the old school VIC seven years ago.
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  Speaker 7: Vic.
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  Speaker 4: I don't care. I don't care. If you're not going
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  Speaker 4: to fix it right, then don't fix it at all.
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  Speaker 4: I don't care.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm just saying, maybe you have to come to
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  Speaker 2: a compromise in the short term for the long term
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  Speaker 2: of having a salary cap which you want. Perhaps that's
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  Speaker 2: the case. Anyway, there's your four minutes of baseball. Did
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  Speaker 2: you guys hear Sean Payton on with Pat McAfee yesterday, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I got this vibe. Sean Payton is beaming at this combine.
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  Speaker 2: I think he kind of misses being on Fox, to
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  Speaker 2: be honest with you, Yeah, he wants to spit out
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  Speaker 2: some takes you can tell.
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  Speaker 6: And just a quick reminder, Ben Denucci, the one and only,
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  Speaker 6: will join us at what time? Nine nine twenty. Ben
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  Speaker 6: Denucci was in that room at the facility prepping for
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  Speaker 6: that AFC title game, which went south obviously, but he's
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  Speaker 6: going to join us with some intel on Davis Webb.
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  Speaker 2: In nine twenty, he told McAfee the story Sean Payton
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  Speaker 2: did about the first time he gave up play calling duties.
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  Speaker 8: In twenty eleven. Fractured my tip plateau in a Tampa
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  Speaker 8: Bay game, but play came into the sideline and it was,
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  Speaker 8: you know, a surgery Monday.
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  Speaker 2: It was like a nine month recovery.
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  Speaker 8: But anyway, all during the week, I'm in the hospital
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  Speaker 8: and I tell Pete, Hey, you're gonna have to run
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  Speaker 8: the meetings, call the plays. We're playing the Colt Sunday
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  Speaker 8: Night Football. I remember I'm in the press and Pete's
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  Speaker 8: calling the game. We win sixty three to something. I
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  Speaker 8: said to Pete, you are killing me. You know, I'm
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  Speaker 8: getting ready to do a new contract.
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  Speaker 4: I'm up in the press box.
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  Speaker 8: We score a record total points in the history of
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  Speaker 8: the Saints organization. I got pissed at Fred Gadelly because
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  Speaker 8: I had a dip in and they put the camera
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  Speaker 8: and I got I got busted with a dip in.
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  Speaker 2: I think he really misses the media stuff on his
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  Speaker 2: own terms. He doesn't like the press conference setting, but
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  Speaker 2: he likes when he can just kind of go and
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  Speaker 2: riff it a little bit with the boys.
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  Speaker 4: See how.
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  Speaker 6: Why is it that during the season he gets so
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  Speaker 6: bent and then in those kind of interviews he's so likable.
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  Speaker 2: Well you see that, and you're like, we've always wondered, like, gosh,
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  Speaker 2: these players really seem to love Sean Payton and we
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  Speaker 2: don't see really the personality that he's got to be
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  Speaker 2: great behind the scenes. That's it, solid b what's a
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  Speaker 2: solid bee head coach?
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  Speaker 4: The solar guard solid be. I totally see what you're saying, though, Brett.
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  Speaker 4: It's he sounds so.
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  Speaker 6: Approachable, reasonable, Yeah, affable, that's what he sounds like in
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  Speaker 6: those interviews, and then you throw him in front of.
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  Speaker 2: Luca, demeanor changes a little bit. That's gotta be like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm approaching the territory of him.
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  Speaker 7: And Luca is a bit Evan, Evan, Evan, my name
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  Speaker 7: is Luca?
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  Speaker 9: Okay? Perfect?
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  Speaker 2: What was the thing that they had in the playoffs
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  Speaker 2: where he he said he was messing with him and
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  Speaker 2: so did Luca, but.
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  Speaker 10: It was about Nick Benito blocking downhill down.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: So what he said basically, if you that that quote
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  Speaker 6: is regarding having somebody else run the offense. He did
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  Speaker 6: it in New Orleans that week, Carmichael, by the way,
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  Speaker 6: So now Davis Webb takes over and he's.
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  Speaker 4: Fine with it. Dude.
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  Speaker 6: It sounds to me as if Sean Payton has thought
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  Speaker 6: thought it through. He's ready to give up the rains.
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  Speaker 6: We will talk to Danucci and ask how much of
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  Speaker 6: the rains?
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  Speaker 4: Will he give up?
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  Speaker 6: All of them or just one rain? There are two
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  Speaker 6: rains when you're riding, dude, for those of us who
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  Speaker 6: grew up riding horses up and down, look out mountain, rivers,
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  Speaker 6: look out mountain. There's two rains now, one on the
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  Speaker 6: right hand, one on the left. Which rain is he
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  Speaker 6: gonna give up?
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  Speaker 2: And just like that, No, I wonder if this right?
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  Speaker 4: It's right there, Brett.
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  Speaker 2: Did either of you guys watch Succession on HBO?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Do you think he's gonna pull Logan Roy And just
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  Speaker 2: at the last second he's gonna be like, no, I
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  Speaker 2: know I promise this to you, but it's mine star.
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  Speaker 2: I'm the other. I love that scene so much. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: just thinking about this, a grown man trying to take
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  Speaker 2: over a multi billion dollar company thinks he deserves it,
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  Speaker 2: because why, Nelly.
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  Speaker 4: I'm the other.
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  Speaker 2: I love it.
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  Speaker 6: There is something we're not even.
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  Speaker 4: Going to talk about the McAfee show. Laughter. What it's
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  Speaker 4: like typical laughter.
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  Speaker 6: It's when we have coaches on and players, we laugh,
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  Speaker 6: we give a courtesy laugh.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not sure that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not sure that Jared bed Noor has ever said
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  Speaker 3: anything in his life that made me win.
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  Speaker 6: Oh really, anybody who's listening to this show for any
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  Speaker 6: reason amount of time you tell us, ever given a
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  Speaker 6: guest a courtesy laugh?
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  Speaker 2: I be fair, I do that, but I curtesy laugh.
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  Speaker 2: You two.
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  Speaker 3: There are real chuckles and smiles nice there, and they're
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  Speaker 3: genuine and real, but they're not all right.
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  Speaker 2: Let me hear the laugh.
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  Speaker 10: Let's see if he's what about this one that I
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  Speaker 10: have saved? That's what That's one that you gave to
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  Speaker 10: Jake Plumber.
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  Speaker 4: That's genuine.
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  Speaker 6: That face so like you were choking on your burritos.
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  Speaker 4: Oh you want to chuck? You want to choke? I
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  Speaker 4: got you.
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  Speaker 2: Let me hear that. Let me hear the laugh from McAfee. Honestly,
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  Speaker 2: if it's out of line, was that out of line media.
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  Speaker 4: Laugh for Drew to habit?
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  Speaker 7: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the first ballot Hall of Fame I'm up in
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  Speaker 4: the press box. Whoever that?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, there's one haha, and I got getting go back
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  Speaker 6: to the beginning.
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  Speaker 2: I want to hear all of these together.
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  Speaker 8: We win sixty three to something. I said to Pete,
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  Speaker 8: you are killing me. You know, I'm getting ready to
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  Speaker 8: do a new contract.
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  Speaker 4: I'm up in the press box.
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  Speaker 8: We score a record total points in the history of
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  Speaker 8: the Saints organization. Anyway, Uh, I got pissed at Fred
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  Speaker 8: Gadelly because I had a dip in and they put
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  Speaker 8: the camera and I got I got busted with a
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  Speaker 8: dip in.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's some courtesy laughing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not excessive.
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  Speaker 6: It's about what we would do.
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  Speaker 2: I agree. I think that's about our level of courtesy.
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  Speaker 2: Laugh Now, the worst one I've ever heard speak for yourself?
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  Speaker 2: You are you are such a fraud about yourself?
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  Speaker 6: Is you're such a fraught oft yourself.
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  Speaker 3: Yesterday I had a total epiphany. You guys put me straight.
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  Speaker 3: In fact, I'm gonna credit you both on my deathbed
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  Speaker 3: when somebody.
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  Speaker 4: Asked, hey, Mosh, what was the day that you were
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  Speaker 4: set you were set straight? I'm gonna say you know what.
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  Speaker 3: It was, February twenty whatever, twenty twenty six, at about
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  Speaker 3: nine oh two in the morning, Brett and Vic set
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  Speaker 3: me straight on life, music, sports, the combination of all
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  Speaker 3: never again, and that was the day.
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  Speaker 4: On my deathbed, I'm gonna say, father, that's the day
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  Speaker 4: I shut my hole.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah uh wow about this time of hang on, hang on,
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  Speaker 2: I know, I think the worst example of a courtesy
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  Speaker 2: laugh that is obnoxious? Do you guys remember do you
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  Speaker 2: have it?
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  Speaker 9: Nelly?
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  Speaker 10: I'm looking for it, but I have an obnoxious laugh
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  Speaker 10: from someone on his own show who was laughing at
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  Speaker 10: a joke that he made.
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  Speaker 2: That was you.
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  Speaker 4: That was you.
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  Speaker 2: It was you.
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  Speaker 4: What was the joke you said?
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  Speaker 10: You said, Moss first crush was Ethel from I Love
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  Speaker 10: Lucy was played the whole joke.
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  Speaker 4: It's worth the laugh.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think he has the whole thing.
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  Speaker 6: Play the whole You gotta play the whole line, because
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  Speaker 6: I mean, that was a line that was delivered perfectly.
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  Speaker 2: It was good if he does say so himself. I mean, look,
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  Speaker 2: there's one thing I know about Vic. Nobody is more
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: proud to hear a joke than Vic.
• 15:29
  Speaker 6: Hey, Brett, you have to admit, in the last few
• 15:31
  Speaker 6: months I have hit him with some bangers.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: You've had a couple Nelly, I gotta hear this. On
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: the way to break. We're gonna talk to Kyle Keef
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: here in just a second and get his thoughts on
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: calling cartoons yesterday.
• 15:45
  Speaker 11: Mosures when he was ethel Mertz from I Love Lucy.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: Yes, courtesy laugh yourself. But if you guys remember when
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: when the Kelsey Brothers had prime on their show, and
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: remember it was something about like I didn't learn anything
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: from watching from the bench, is all that he said,
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: And the howl of a laugh from Jason Kelcey was
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: so out of control, unhinged. I think that that it's
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: gonna go down as the worst example of a courtesy
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: laugh in any interview. All right, so let's hear it.
• 16:39
  Speaker 7: Back up Lamar for ten more years, for sure, I've
• 16:43
  Speaker 7: never said on the bench and said, well I learned
• 16:45
  Speaker 7: a lot today.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: Is that not it's Jason, Well, it's both Kelsey brothers,
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: but it's Jason Kelcey.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, let me play that again.
• 16:59
  Speaker 7: Back up Lamar, for ten more years, for sure, I've
• 17:03
  Speaker 7: never said on the bench and said, well I learned
• 17:05
  Speaker 7: a lot today.
• 17:10
  Speaker 6: That's the most intense laugh I've ever heard one of
• 17:14
  Speaker 6: the funniest.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: Jesus God Almighty, one of the funniest shows I've ever
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: watched in my entire life was the old Eddie Murphy
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: Raw and delirious as well. They were spectacularly funny from
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: Eddie Murphy. And not one time did I ever even
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: remotely approach a Jason Kelsey.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: Laugh like that. That's do you know what did you have?
• 17:42
  Speaker 9: Though?
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: I'm a harp seal. It's that right fault. You don't laugh.
• 17:52
  Speaker 6: You live in this swimming pool of dread.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: That's what you live in, muddy throwing a fish.
• 18:00
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: Now that we get onto more serious things, let's talk
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: about cartoons with Kyle keif next, Oh, got a little
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: salt and shaken down.
• 18:08
  Speaker 7: Now, in hockey, we.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: Always want you to be respectful and safe, So if
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: you have any sort of confrontation, you just go over
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: to the.
• 18:15
  Speaker 7: Other teammates, talk to your coaches and just kind.
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: Of chill out.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: You go, That's what we're doing today, just chilling out
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: at Bernie's Mountain show Down.
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: We'll take a break.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: We'll be right back as Marty Natchez has tied it
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: up at one and we have.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: A trip here we go.
• 18:30
  Speaker 12: Oh, I think it's gonna be on Marco Sturm of
• 18:33
  Speaker 12: the Minnesota Wild. When you trip, I mean you put
• 18:36
  Speaker 12: your stick down in your opponent's feet, trip them off,
• 18:40
  Speaker 12: and you gotta go to your bedroom two minutes for
• 18:42
  Speaker 12: being bad.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Let's go to the Ramas Law hotline car accident. You
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: need Ramos Law Medical doctrin Attorney ramas Law dot com. Kiefer,
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: can you do this whole interview like you are talking
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: to a seven year old?
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: Please?
• 18:56
  Speaker 9: Well, you guys are really good when you talking.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: In the.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: Oh god, was it fun?
• 19:08
  Speaker 9: Keeper, Yes, it was. But I literally, as I'm listening
• 19:12
  Speaker 9: to that little thing you guys just played, I might
• 19:15
  Speaker 9: want to puke.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: I never thought, all right, hang on a second, we
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: aren't letting him in on the bid here.
• 19:24
  Speaker 9: But it's I know the laugh track. I was listening.
• 19:28
  Speaker 9: I know exactly what you're doing in Travis Kelsey or whoever.
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I got to give you kudos. First of all,
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: I watched the entire first period with you in Rye Craft,
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: and I thought you guys did a wonderful job.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: You got a lot of talking.
• 19:43
  Speaker 6: I didn't realize how much talking.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: You had to do.
• 19:44
  Speaker 9: Oh buddy, buddy, you gotta.
• 19:46
  Speaker 6: Be sore this morning from all talking. But you got
• 19:50
  Speaker 6: me to do something that you know me well. I
• 19:53
  Speaker 6: hate cartoons. I've been on the record.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: I hate them.
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: I don't watch them. I don't do cartoons.
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: I don't do them.
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: I did a cartoon last night, watched one, and I
• 20:01
  Speaker 6: can honestly say I never want to watch that again.
• 20:07
  Speaker 9: Okay, so let's let's just dive into this. So you
• 20:09
  Speaker 9: know how mad I can get Mosse knows how mad
• 20:13
  Speaker 9: I can get very again. My number one team that
• 20:15
  Speaker 9: I hate the most is the Minnesota Watch Nightmare. So
• 20:19
  Speaker 9: I have to watch this game and I'm not watching
• 20:22
  Speaker 9: the regular feed. I'm watching a cartoon. So if there
• 20:26
  Speaker 9: is a skirmish or a fight like Landy, you know
• 20:29
  Speaker 9: when he gave the elbow or nature just got into it,
• 20:32
  Speaker 9: my screen just starts shaking like it looks like something's wrong,
• 20:36
  Speaker 9: like the cartoon is just like freaking out, and I'm like,
• 20:41
  Speaker 9: you can't do that to that, boy, boy, you can't.
• 20:46
  Speaker 9: We don't want to do that because then mom and
• 20:48
  Speaker 9: dad they'll send you to your room and you know what,
• 20:50
  Speaker 9: You'll have to sit there with no TV and no device.
• 20:53
  Speaker 9: Is So we got to be really gotta did.
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: You ever break back into real keeper?
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: I mean, did you allow that to happened at any point?
• 21:01
  Speaker 9: Yeah, commercial breaks, I'm throwing all kinds of stuff at
• 21:04
  Speaker 9: the wall. I'm telling Riker I hate his guts and
• 21:06
  Speaker 9: I want to punch him. And I mean there was
• 21:09
  Speaker 9: there's so much rage going on because it's a massive
• 21:12
  Speaker 9: hockey game, right and I'm just like, I'm like, oh
• 21:15
  Speaker 9: my god. But look, they would remind you a couple
• 21:18
  Speaker 9: of times we would get a little hockey ish. They
• 21:20
  Speaker 9: you know, you're like, oh, there's a power play coming
• 21:23
  Speaker 9: right here. The ave got to figure out a way
• 21:25
  Speaker 9: to somehow get Nature's involved. And they're like no, no, no,
• 21:28
  Speaker 9: no no, And then you go and Marty's over there
• 21:31
  Speaker 9: way want.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: You No, No, I could do it.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: I could not.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: You're a better man than I. I mean I could do it. Keith.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: We mentioned this, I go. What had to be so
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: brutal is that you had to keep the kid tone
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: when we know, and I know you mentioned it earlier.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: You hate the wild you love the aves and the
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: aves for getting beaten up and constantly going to the box,
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: and it had to be terrible.
• 21:55
  Speaker 9: There the three penalties in a Row. I literally was
• 21:59
  Speaker 9: looking over at the troll room and looking back at
• 22:01
  Speaker 9: Kroll and I was like, all right, that's the third
• 22:04
  Speaker 9: person in the box. What they need to do now
• 22:09
  Speaker 9: is light a stick of dynamite underneath the pitch. Now,
• 22:12
  Speaker 9: I'm just kidding. Kids, just a little baby candle and
• 22:15
  Speaker 9: have your mom n no, I mean, look, play with fire.
• 22:19
  Speaker 9: I will say this, it's guys. It was. It was
• 22:22
  Speaker 9: an incredible opportunity to do something like that, like if
• 22:26
  Speaker 9: you don't ever, if you're not trying that stuff. And
• 22:28
  Speaker 9: I got a lot of text from people that said, hey,
• 22:31
  Speaker 9: you know, my daughter and I are my son and
• 22:33
  Speaker 9: I we don't really understand hockey, don't you know, we
• 22:35
  Speaker 9: don't get it, So thank you for describing that stuff.
• 22:38
  Speaker 9: And you know, the pictures of the kids and stuff,
• 22:40
  Speaker 9: and I know it can be frustrating for hockey people
• 22:42
  Speaker 9: to be like, hey, this isn't you know, that's not
• 22:44
  Speaker 9: my cup of tea. But it was. It was fun
• 22:47
  Speaker 9: to do. I'm glad I did it. And I will
• 22:49
  Speaker 9: tell you this because after it got over, you know,
• 22:51
  Speaker 9: we went and had a couple of glasses of wine
• 22:53
  Speaker 9: and the lobby it's shot over. We didn't get out
• 22:56
  Speaker 9: of the Killed twelve fifteen. Well, I woke up this
• 22:59
  Speaker 9: morning at like four in the morning and just have
• 23:01
  Speaker 9: a nightmares of cartoons attacking me, and I'm like, oh
• 23:04
  Speaker 9: my god, my throat is killing me. I reached over
• 23:06
  Speaker 9: and had a big glass of water and drank it,
• 23:08
  Speaker 9: and well it was white wine.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: Right right, exactly incredible, and I was like, I was like,
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: oh my god, it might die.
• 23:14
  Speaker 9: Well was that it was? It was the white wine?
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: Yeahy for Honestly though, it's it's pretty cool that the
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: avs got selected to do that, you know, be and
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: maybe because you know, partly because the mascot, I I
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: don't know, but you guys, I thought we played some
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: of that on our show, and.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: You guys did a really good job. I thought. It's
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: not an easy thing.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: And it's pretty it's pretty forward thinking I think by
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: the league to try to include the kids, and a
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: lot of work goes into that. I mean, you guys
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: have been in and out of New York on on
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: multiple occasions now, a lot of rehearsal times. So it's
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: just it is a lot of work. Despite you going
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: now he wants to punch him in the face, but
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: you can't do that.
• 23:54
  Speaker 9: No, yeah, you're right. I mean the league is everybody
• 23:57
  Speaker 9: was awesome. You know, the there was the was a
• 24:00
  Speaker 9: little was a little hard, you know, because there's a
• 24:04
  Speaker 9: lot of icings and you can only say, oh, no,
• 24:07
  Speaker 9: here he comes. Yeah, he's better get that pluck out
• 24:09
  Speaker 9: of his mouth. He's going to be a slobbery pocket.
• 24:12
  Speaker 9: He didn't get that out of the mouth. And then
• 24:14
  Speaker 9: you know the pickaxe mic. Riker had to say pickaxe Mic,
• 24:18
  Speaker 9: and that was you know, He's like, I don't know
• 24:20
  Speaker 9: how many more times I can do this without absolutely
• 24:23
  Speaker 9: dropping a bomb. Yeah, you know that. You don't want
• 24:25
  Speaker 9: to put those words together, but you know how it
• 24:28
  Speaker 9: is working with Riker. We we had a blast. I
• 24:31
  Speaker 9: mean we were we were like kids in a candy
• 24:33
  Speaker 9: store and I had a great time.
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: But did you have to pretend that you were speaking
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: to like six year old Quincy and her friends?
• 24:40
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, oh buddy, I mean it's I honestly was
• 24:44
  Speaker 9: thinking of you, and then thanks for the text after
• 24:46
  Speaker 9: the game, But I was thinking of you. Could you
• 24:49
  Speaker 9: do it? Could you three? Could you three let me
• 24:53
  Speaker 9: just hear let me hear you three just do it
• 24:56
  Speaker 9: for thirty seconds, just talk to each other in the
• 24:59
  Speaker 9: six sure.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Old talking to most like most, Most, pretend he's calling
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: a game.
• 25:05
  Speaker 9: Just know you three doing your radio show. I just
• 25:07
  Speaker 9: want to hear some comments from all three of you.
• 25:09
  Speaker 9: Just talk to each other for thirty seconds.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: Okay, hey Brett, oh, now listen when you go touch pose,
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: don't squeeze too hard because the cow doesn't like that.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Dad room duhle Hey, you know it's funny, keeper, So
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: you can back in twenty In twenty nineteen, see you. Uh,
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Nebraska came here to play against see you, and I
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: had my brother in law was in town. He just
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: had a little kid. So he went out got hammered
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: in Boulder. And it was the game that Nebraska lost
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: in overtime and their quarterback fumbled like five times in
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: the game.
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: That was what's his face?
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: Uh yeah, I forget his name, Anthony whatever. He comes back,
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: Jeff Simms, Sims.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: He comes back to our house, walks in the front door,
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: doesn't say a word to anybody, grabs his child, picks
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: up his baby, and he goes first thing out of
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: his mouth.
• 26:01
  Speaker 6: Can you catch the ball?
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: And I can only imagine that's what you were doing
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: when Burns chucks it.
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: Over the wall and goes to the box.
• 26:11
  Speaker 7: This thing is.
• 26:12
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean, that's that's the perfect way to describe it.
• 26:17
  Speaker 9: So imagine the rage that you felt after that game,
• 26:21
  Speaker 9: right like, and you can't show it, you can't speak it.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: Or believe it. Incredibly frustrating, key for your.
• 26:28
  Speaker 9: Right and and yeah, the the I'm not going to
• 26:31
  Speaker 9: get in an individual place. But we're watching this as
• 26:34
  Speaker 9: a cartoon, so there's not I'm not watching the live feed.
• 26:37
  Speaker 9: So when I see this this magical bouncy pot go
• 26:42
  Speaker 9: over that's the board, I was like, well, he looks
• 26:46
  Speaker 9: like he send it over the board. There's no way
• 26:48
  Speaker 9: that there could be three pals in a row. They
• 26:52
  Speaker 9: can't hit that many people in the box. And Riker
• 26:54
  Speaker 9: and I are looking at each other one two, three, okay,
• 26:56
  Speaker 9: so this is going to be a five on three
• 26:58
  Speaker 9: for ten minutes. That's not good.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: So how badly did you want to call when Landis
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: got through the stick in the chin of Erks Andak
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: and it looked like they might fight, did you wanted
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: to call a cartoon fight? Be honest?
• 27:10
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, And we like we had serious rehearsals on
• 27:13
  Speaker 9: just how to really tame yourself and if there is
• 27:16
  Speaker 9: a fight, We're going to go up to Lollipop Land
• 27:19
  Speaker 9: and look at you know whatever. And I'm thinking myself,
• 27:22
  Speaker 9: please kill him Landy, punch his face off.
• 27:26
  Speaker 6: But Keifer, what'd you do about the Minnesota goldie when
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: the Minnesota golie barfed in the crease? Because I heard
• 27:32
  Speaker 6: Moser's call and Moser just said, hey, barf to the crease?
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: What did you do there?
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: We didn't know.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: I didn't know. There's no animation for barf, right.
• 27:41
  Speaker 9: No, I mean we were like, I think there was.
• 27:44
  Speaker 9: I think it was Walstaid that came in and they
• 27:46
  Speaker 9: were like he had a big save, and Rikers like
• 27:50
  Speaker 9: Gustison was another big save and I've been calling him
• 27:54
  Speaker 9: Gustus in this whole game, but it's Walstead And I
• 27:57
  Speaker 9: was like, that's okay. We all make mistakes. What happened?
• 28:03
  Speaker 9: And then I had to get on Twitter and it's like, yeah,
• 28:05
  Speaker 9: Barth's all over there.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: Dude threw up too many saves. I guess that's probably
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: what I.
• 28:12
  Speaker 9: Wanted to have most They didn't have that the barf
• 28:16
  Speaker 9: the barf mode in the cartoon Land. They didn't plan
• 28:19
  Speaker 9: for the goalie to throw up all over let's.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Pretend they did, and I'm going to do the action
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: right now of the barfing goal, and you have to
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: call it like you would on that broadcast.
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: Okay, here we go.
• 28:32
  Speaker 9: All right. So it looks like maybe there is a
• 28:34
  Speaker 9: little too much to eat on all gusty, and sometimes
• 28:38
  Speaker 9: that's what happens. That's why you always have to chew
• 28:40
  Speaker 9: your food super special? All right? Where is Bernie?
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: Sometimes sometimes when you have a tummy ache, you just
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: don't feel that.
• 28:53
  Speaker 6: If Keifer was locked into that for the rest of
• 28:55
  Speaker 6: the season and you get out of that voice, Jeef.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Can you please if you're ever doing like the inside thing,
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: can you just give me. I mean you did one
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: of them where you talked about JFK being shot, so
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: I mean this is fair game, uh to one of them. Yeah,
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: you're doing that, bros.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: The FS came back and scored and won the game
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: in Dallas after you sitting on this date fifty seven
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: years ago.
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: Move off.
• 29:19
  Speaker 9: We did it like three times. We were like, we
• 29:21
  Speaker 9: started calling it like the.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: Dead President comeback.
• 29:27
  Speaker 9: Yeah, so we be I did the first one, the
• 29:29
  Speaker 9: JFK and then we came back and won that game
• 29:31
  Speaker 9: and we were down like three to two. Like the
• 29:34
  Speaker 9: next night, McKinley see our producers like you know, uh,
• 29:38
  Speaker 9: Edgar Hoover died in this and I was like, you
• 29:43
  Speaker 9: got it. So they came down. Oh, I'll puting on
• 29:45
  Speaker 9: the Kyle Ring side, and I'm like, most Edgar Hoover
• 29:48
  Speaker 9: got the pipes.
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: In this town.
• 29:54
  Speaker 6: For left thought here. I said this earlier for you,
• 29:58
  Speaker 6: like a gruff because in the period, I don't know
• 30:00
  Speaker 6: for those watching in Fubo, there was a mistake or something,
• 30:03
  Speaker 6: and all we got was your cartoon.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: That's all I read it.
• 30:07
  Speaker 6: All I could watch was your cartoon. So that's what
• 30:09
  Speaker 6: I watched, just for the gruff, old pure avalanche hockey
• 30:14
  Speaker 6: fan watching the Avs lose at home to the Minnesota
• 30:18
  Speaker 6: Wild on Art rival and have to watch a cartoon
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: of that version that is a kin to going to
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: the Olympics aiming for gold, winning silver and getting handed
• 30:28
  Speaker 6: a stuffed animal.
• 30:32
  Speaker 9: I totally understand, you know how affected I am by
• 30:35
  Speaker 9: like reaction. So after it's all over, I immediately go
• 30:38
  Speaker 9: like I said, there was Hey, that was awesome for
• 30:41
  Speaker 9: my kids out of that. But I read a couple
• 30:42
  Speaker 9: that were like, if somebody doesn't kill these two guys,
• 30:49
  Speaker 9: and I was like, sorry, I'm doing I'm doing my best.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: Well from what we played on the show, you guys
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: did great, dude, you guys did awesome, said always good
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: to hear from our fans.
• 31:03
  Speaker 9: Hey, and I just want to give a little shout
• 31:05
  Speaker 9: out to Timmy from Tharnton. If you keep talking like that,
• 31:09
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna drive my truck over to your house and
• 31:11
  Speaker 9: put a hammer in her face.
• 31:12
  Speaker 6: Dude, dude, if I were forced to do cartoons, I
• 31:15
  Speaker 6: would stop, go to the text line and get into
• 31:17
  Speaker 6: text battles.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: In the middle. There's no way. There's no way.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Keith, baby baby Jamal call watch for like a minute
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: and a half and then she went back to Blouie.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: But she did enjoy the minute and a half.
• 31:28
  Speaker 9: Well, thank you and that's awesome. That's all it was about.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, for your best, thank you about it.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: Hey, fly safe, buddy, We'll see how all right you boys.
• 31:37
  Speaker 9: You'd be good today.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's got to go to his bed two minutes.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: But you want to understand where the league is coming.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: I mean, by the way, this is not an altitude thing.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: This was an NHL league thing. And the fact, honestly,
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: the fact that they picked. I think Nashville did it
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: before VIC, I think, but the fact that they pick
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: the Avs and those two guys to do it, I
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: think was absolutely appropriate.
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: They were great.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Yes, they did a great job. Ben de Nucci is
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: gonna join us at nine to twenty this morning. You
• 32:12
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• 32:14
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• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Back after this. Oh, by the way, stories from around
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: the sports, entertainment, whatever world that we think you should
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: be aware of. Here's just a couple of them right
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: off the rip. Oh by the way, sounds like the
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: Denver Nuggets were interested in getting Kyle Anderson to take
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: that last roster spot, but Minnesota. He thought better of
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: Minnesota and going back to a place he already played,
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: so missed out on him. I don't know what their
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: next move is. I also saw vic that the Nuggets
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: are not considered likely to go after Lonzo Ball after
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: he got some very bad medical evaluation.
• 33:15
  Speaker 6: Keeping on Chris Middleton of the Dallas Mavericks. If he
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: accepts a buyout before Sunday March first is.
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: The buyout date. By the way, he could be.
• 33:23
  Speaker 6: A possible candidate. And it doesn't necessarily mean if he
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: gets about out it's Denver, he'll have options. So that
• 33:28
  Speaker 6: would be a good good run for the Nuggets to
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: get Chris Middleton. But you also have to you have
• 33:33
  Speaker 6: to ask yourself this question. Let's say you get somebody
• 33:35
  Speaker 6: on the buyout market, will that play come playoff time? Like,
• 33:40
  Speaker 6: where does he fit in your rotation come playoff time?
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: I always think that this guy is forgetting you to
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: the playoffs, not for the playoffs. Yeah, this is a
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: guy that's like, especially with injuries right now and what
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: could be coming later, Like you have somebody that you
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: trust to give you minutes if you have to. That's
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: how I look at it. But oh, by the way,
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: we've all kind of had this. If you work early
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: hours as we do. He has ever had those moments
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: where you wake up in the middle of the night,
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: or maybe like you were sitting down on the couch
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: and you passed out and forgot to set your alarm
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: as you wake up at two o'clock, Like, what.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: Time is it?
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Jumping up? Did you see at the combine yesterday? They're
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: doing shots from all around the arena. They show some scouts,
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: they show GM members and head coaches watching this forty
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: yard dash. Aaron Glenn, head coach of the Jets, is
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: up in a booth. He's got his fist on his
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: face and camera pans him he's asleep. He then wakes up,
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: realizes that he's on camera and does a panicked Oh what.
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: I've seen that before. We've seen guys asleep at the combine. Yeah,
• 34:52
  Speaker 6: it could be a big reason why the entire Jacksonville
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: team did not attend the combine, Liam calling a company
• 34:59
  Speaker 6: they skipped it.
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: You're kidding, Yeah, they skipped it.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Well, I thought that for those guys, it's not so
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: much watching the forty times in the bench press. It's
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: for meetings, right, isn't that where you meet with player?
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: Hold up?
• 35:08
  Speaker 6: All right, Well, if you like a player, you bring
• 35:12
  Speaker 6: him to your facility and meet with him there.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: Don't they do it here? Or I'm sorry in Indianapolis though,
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: isn't that what they have like rooms blocked out for him?
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Speaking of combine, A combine darling. Just
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: a few years ago was Anthony Richardson. He has been
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: given permission to seek a trade somewhere. India is done
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: with him. But how's this for a stat Last year
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: bo Nicks attempted six hundred and twelve passes, most six
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: hundred and twelve. Anthony Richardson has attempted five hundred and
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: eleven since graduating high school.
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, Richardson is such a unique guy.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: Came in young, not a lot of playing time, a
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: physical specimen.
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: I was, I'm I was.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: I guess I still am really rooting for Anthony Richardson
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: to to be successful.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: I that that throw that he had the first week
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: of the year, You remember that where he was under
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: pressure and he just ripped one about seventy yards downfield,
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: right on the money alt Piers, And I was like,
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: oh God, is Anthony Richardson to define something? The answer
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: is no, not really, Nope, he maybe not.
• 36:22
  Speaker 6: The throw does not qualify you as a starting quarterback
• 36:25
  Speaker 6: in this league.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: I think we can finally put something in the category
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: of concerning. Because, oh, by the way, after Rob Livingston
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: took a job with the Broncos, Deon's buddy Warren Sapp
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: is no longer with Colorado.
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: Well, the touchdown pylons are safe again.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: True, it goes down anymore.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: This isn't normal to have coach is bailing at this
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: part of the calendar.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: Well, it could be.
• 36:51
  Speaker 6: It could have been a condition for the guy he
• 36:53
  Speaker 6: hired as DC. Maybe that guy said I don't want
• 36:55
  Speaker 6: this guy around.
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: Who knows Chris Marv.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it was just he was promoted from within.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: It's not like it's a brand new.
• 37:02
  Speaker 6: Guy, understood, But I mean, could be part of the promotion.
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: We can all agree it's a little bit weird. Losing
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: coaches at this rate in late February when spring practice
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: is happening is not like a normal thing.
• 37:18
  Speaker 6: Well, we're not kept abreast on a lot of the
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: maneuverings there, right, They don't really make it public. You
• 37:23
  Speaker 6: gotta find out. Yeah, there's no press release about warrent
• 37:28
  Speaker 6: sap leaving people found out and then they had to
• 37:30
  Speaker 6: react to it.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: I suppose. I don't know how you guys feel about
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: replay in sports. I'm starting to become I don't know
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: if this is an old guy take on this or not.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: I'm kind of just like, you know what, let Russ
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: make mistakes now, like I don't care. Tad Boyle seems
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: to agree. They played against Kansas State the other day.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: They had five replay reviews during the game. Here's his
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: thoughts on it.
• 37:54
  Speaker 13: I hate replay, I hate it, I hate it. I
• 37:58
  Speaker 13: just it's just whatever. Just play the game. The game's
• 38:02
  Speaker 13: played by humans, it's coached by humans, it's officiated by humans.
• 38:07
  Speaker 7: I hate replay, hate it, I.
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: Hate the challenge.
• 38:12
  Speaker 13: It's just our game has become so technology driven, and
• 38:16
  Speaker 13: that's what's great about sports. Sports has nothing to do
• 38:18
  Speaker 13: with technology. Play the damn game officiate the game.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Bunch of hogwash that sounds save a bunch of hogwash
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: that's gonna be a drop on this show.
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: A bunch of hogwash that.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: Sounds a lot like Vick Lombardi. Play the game, play
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: the games. We even playing the game.
• 38:38
  Speaker 6: We become so tuned in to replay and all that stuff.
• 38:41
  Speaker 6: Technology when you're watching college and pro sports that when
• 38:44
  Speaker 6: you go to a youth sports like I go watch
• 38:46
  Speaker 6: my seven year old nephew play and I see a calling.
• 38:48
  Speaker 6: Oh hey, well you can't do that in youth sports.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: There's no reason can ask you a question.
• 38:53
  Speaker 7: Touchdown?
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: Stop it.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: Do you go watch your nephew, your seven year old
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: nephew play because you want to or because Adele asked
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: you to?
• 39:02
  Speaker 6: No, I want to because he was nearby. You know
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: a funny story. So I'm watching this is Mario's kid,
• 39:06
  Speaker 6: Oh Mario, So I'm watching him play, and the guy
• 39:09
  Speaker 6: who runs the court, the director, He goes up to
• 39:12
  Speaker 6: Mario because I was I wasn't there for the game
• 39:14
  Speaker 6: last week, and he goes, oh, it's great to see
• 39:17
  Speaker 6: your dad last week watching watching his son grand play.
• 39:23
  Speaker 6: So I'll never go to one of those games again.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: Wait, was that with your brown hair?
• 39:29
  Speaker 6: No, that was my previously died hair, so.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: That also led up to it. See if all Washingtonton Vergion.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: It was great to see you.
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: Hey, he was great.
• 39:35
  Speaker 6: See your dad chime in coming for a game.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: And I'm sure your brother didn't have any fun with that.
• 39:40
  Speaker 6: Oh no, he continues the charade, my dad's not coming tonight.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: Who was it that said I looked like somebody's dad
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: earlier in the week? Who was that some gallon? The
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: text line I can't remember who's his? Every game now
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: was insulting and the last years I think I just
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: made a little too uh.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: This story from the New York Post a couple of
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: days ago. Here's the headline. Padres pitcher Matt Waldron I
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: played against his brother. He's an Omaha kid. Padre's pitcher
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: Matt Waldron out indefinitely after quote infection in his rear end.
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: Okay, here we go.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: I just gotta I gotta know. Let me just do
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: a solid for Matt Waldron real quick and speak on
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: me half of him. Please, Hey, Padres, say my elbow sore?
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: Do we have to be that specific with what is
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: exactly keeping me out? Just say I got some arm tightness.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: I need a couple of weeks.
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: Sometimes a white lie is a good lie.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't gotta say infection in my rear end? Okay?
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 40:43
  Speaker 6: Do you ever like white light to your kid because
• 40:44
  Speaker 6: you just don't want to get into it? Just white
• 40:46
  Speaker 6: light to him?
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: No, honey, we can't have ice cream in the morning.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: It'll make you blind. Yeah. Whatever.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: I I cannot believe this.
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: I actually have an infected rear end story that I'm
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: not gonna Why am I not surprised?
• 41:04
  Speaker 6: Why of the three of us, why am I not surprised?
• 41:08
  Speaker 6: You would have the effective infected rear story?
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: Now you have to tell it.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, is it just hemorrhoids? Is that what they're
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: talking about?
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: On cheek? No, not the on the cheek? How on
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: earth would you get infected?
• 41:24
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: No, I got it.
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: I gotta hear it. I'm kick you there.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: I gotta know.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: Come on, this is Oh by the way, I mean,
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: I have a treatment one time, and they had to
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: do it on.
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: The right cheek. What kind of treatment? I don't even
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: want to talk about it. Well, that seems important to
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: the story anyway.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: They it got it got infected, and it got really big.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: I mean, it hurt like keke and was gonna Explodna.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: I had to go to the doctor.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: Did you say it was gonna explode?
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: I had to go to the doctor. Your cheek it's
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: like it's like an abscess. They had to slice it open,
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: get all the bad stuff out. Then they had to
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: create then they had to create another it is, yes,
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: Then they had to get in there. You ever had
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: your you ever had your body cleaned under your skin
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: like with with.
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: So, I mean, with all that stuff.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: It's disgusting, I know. Then they pack it with all
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: that gauze. Then I've got to ride a Harley across
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: Europe for a week.
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: And a half. And let me say this, do you
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: really want to hear that it's gonna be short? Do
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: you want to hear the rest of you?
• 42:35
  Speaker 9: I do?
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: I really do.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: So every single day I had to pull on each
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: side the gauze out by two inches and clip it
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: off until it was you know, as wait as it healed, you're.
• 42:48
  Speaker 6: Pulling gauze out of your ass?
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: That is correct? Bingo ding ding ding ding ding ding?
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: Yes and not.
• 42:57
  Speaker 6: How many inches were in there?
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: And listen, I know I'm riding alidays. You want to
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: talk about a good friend. I couldn't reach back to
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: clip the gauze. Jake, Jake, Jake Schroeder.
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: Yes, no, yes.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: You guys are disgusting, you said, Jake, can you get
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: back here and snip off another two inch?
• 43:24
  Speaker 6: You ever asked me to reach to your backside to
• 43:26
  Speaker 6: clip gauze out of your butt.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: I would slap you in the face.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: This is back in the day though, when we were
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: taking World War two veterans back to normandy of ear
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: for d days.
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: Yes, and we had to.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: Have some sort of you know, a little bit of
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: medical t in case something happened in one of the vets.
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: Carry the kit with you, all that kind of thing.
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: And he actually was. Vic.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: If you said, Mo's look, I don't want to make
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: it weird, but I need you to clip gauze out
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: of my ass for the next week, I would do
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: that for you, because that's how much I want to die.
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: Okay. I would just accept death at that point, right,
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: I really would. I would just let's go. Are you
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: surprised that I have that story?
• 44:04
  Speaker 10: Of all the people in the world, Vic, what if
• 44:07
  Speaker 10: Moje asked you in the Kyle Keif cartoon voice, Hey, Vicky,
• 44:11
  Speaker 10: I got some ghazi in my lower end.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you the levels that that story had
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: most and it's one of the best stories that think
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: you've ever told. First of all, that you had a
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: a infection on your butt that relates to the Matt
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: Waldron story.
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: It was terrible.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: Secondly, that you said they packed multiple inches worth of
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: guze inside of it.
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: I mean it was bad.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: The dogs like, well, the doc apparently used to working
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: in an emergency room downtown. See'd have druggies come in
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: and he'd have to pack gauze like all the way
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: up there are like really weird stuff.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but hang on hand, Hang on hand. And then
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: you said I then a week later had to write
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: a Harley across Europe. Yes, and you capped the story
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: off with Jake Schroeder had to be my cutter.
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: That's correct. All of that is factually correct.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: That's an amazing story.
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: Eight thousand miles from home. You got a guy cutting
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: gaus out of your butt. You should, Yeah, you should
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: do the next cartoon game and they probably should.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: Yea's wait a minute, wait a minute, high kids, I
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: can just imagine Jake doing this. Watch.
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: Oh see, I.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Knew I shouldn't have told it. I knew I shouldn't
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: have I know, I know. I'm sorry everybody. Oh, I
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: just do it to myself.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: That's a rake.
• 45:37
  Speaker 9: Well.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: Another injury news, just one last quick one. Yankee slugger
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: John Carlos Stanton quote can't open a bag of chips
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: due to ongoing pain in his elbows.
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: So, but how can you hit homers when you can't
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: open a bagage?
• 45:48
  Speaker 6: But he's determined to play a full season. Have you
• 45:50
  Speaker 6: guys ever had golf or tennis elbow?
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: I have it right now. It's miserable. It can't.
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: It's the worst. You can't.
• 45:56
  Speaker 6: You literally can't pick up a cup to drink. Yeah, dude,
• 45:58
  Speaker 6: let alone pull gat god of your friends. But I've
• 46:01
  Speaker 6: had been as elbow on both arms before. You can't
• 46:05
  Speaker 6: even open a doorknob, and it's bad.
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: It hurts so bad, all right?
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: So Ben Denucci's gonna join us at nine twenty Stagram