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OUTRO: No Free PR · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you bastards loving the Big Show podcast get
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  Speaker 1: up even closer on Instagram, YouTube and picture for raw
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  Speaker 1: Doggies for to seven every weekday on radio.
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  Speaker 2: Was going in at the top, is it? No, it
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  Speaker 2: didn't make it. It was just your laugh.
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  Speaker 3: It's almost at the point now where I reckon, we
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  Speaker 3: just start with a disclaimer.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what I mean. And that way we've
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  Speaker 4: got all the bases covering.
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  Speaker 5: Look, we've been talking about or I've been thinking of it,
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  Speaker 5: maybe we haven't been talking about it. But changing the
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  Speaker 5: name of the podcast, yes, and we should just change
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  Speaker 5: it to disclaimer. It's just a disclaimer. The whole thing
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  Speaker 5: is a disclaimer.
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  Speaker 6: I thought you wanted to call it Big Show filth.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, Big Show filth disclaimer. Yeah, yeah, I reckon,
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  Speaker 6: it's good. The outro, the outro filth disclaimer.
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  Speaker 3: Just on on podcast? Did you see my idea and
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  Speaker 3: the check today? Fellows, we do podcast check.
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  Speaker 2: So what do you do with it? Talk about other podcasts?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, oh, well, because I was talking to my wife,
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  Speaker 3: but you'll just all over trump ship. No, No, I
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  Speaker 3: don't watch any of that sort of stuff on podcasts.
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  Speaker 3: I again, and it's really very tedious. I go true crime,
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  Speaker 3: murder and all that sort of ship. But I it
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  Speaker 3: just it was I was just aware of the fact
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  Speaker 3: that people these days talk a lot about podcasts.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, you should check out this one or that one,
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  Speaker 4: or this one's really good.
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  Speaker 3: And you know, when you're sitting like when my wife
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  Speaker 3: and I were about to go out, we go, oh,
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  Speaker 3: what podcast should we watch? And I go, well, Mowgi
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  Speaker 3: hasn't suggested any to me, So I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Know the fact that you watch podcasts.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, listen to podcasts?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, well's the issue is that people might go
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  Speaker 6: listen to them and then not come back to our one.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, They'll always come back to us because we've got.
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  Speaker 2: The big show radio show podcasts as well.
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  Speaker 4: It's yeah, I know, no one listens to that.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone listens to that? Do they every listens to both?
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  Speaker 4: Wow?
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  Speaker 2: Okay I assume yeah, we don't know. Yes, Well, do
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  Speaker 2: you know?
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  Speaker 4: Could we know?
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  Speaker 2: Probably?
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  Speaker 3: Could you look at the numbers of the okay, they're
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  Speaker 3: listening to the thing?
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  Speaker 5: You know, you can tell how many you can tell
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  Speaker 5: what episodes again, listen to how many listeners they have
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  Speaker 5: where they get dropped off the average listening time. You
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  Speaker 5: can tell everything everything you can tell right, okay, too amazing,
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  Speaker 5: it's good stuff that's going.
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  Speaker 2: On YouTube, trying to get information ont of pugs. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not getting a lot to that. Now you get nothing.
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  Speaker 4: He told me off the day too. He said, hey, yes,
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  Speaker 4: watch it.
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  Speaker 2: But you don't listen to them. You listen to what.
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  Speaker 3: It was funny because it's very much like the Keysy
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  Speaker 3: scenario where I'm being really positive with keys and.
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  Speaker 4: He goes, can you not do that? Man? I was
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  Speaker 4: talking about what allion that?
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  Speaker 2: Ever?
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  Speaker 3: I was talking about what a stallion he was, and
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  Speaker 3: he was like, just go easy, man, And I was just.
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  Speaker 5: Go easy on old pugs on day today? Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 5: with you on the potties? What's that the podcasts? Yes,
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  Speaker 5: but that could also be And what's on the podcast with?
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  Speaker 2: You know?
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  Speaker 5: What have we been listening to? You can check it
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  Speaker 5: in there. What are you reading as well? Yeah, sort
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  Speaker 5: of thing. I've reading a shit novel at the moment.
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  Speaker 5: I'm loving it. Yeah, but I've got If you've got
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  Speaker 5: any podcasts, let me know, because I just ended up
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  Speaker 5: listening to the same old things. There used to be
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  Speaker 5: some great true crime ones, but I can't find any.
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  Speaker 3: This is well, my wife told me about one today
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  Speaker 3: that was recommended to her by her sister and her partner,
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  Speaker 3: and I can't remember what.
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  Speaker 4: It's called great, but apparently it's very good.
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  Speaker 2: I recommend one to you.
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  Speaker 5: It's called Snowball, Yes, and it's about it's a great one.
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  Speaker 5: It's about a Kiwi guy whose brother Olia's nighbors. He
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  Speaker 5: worked for Trouble j Over and Ossey, but anyway, his
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  Speaker 5: brother married an American woman who ended up fleecing the
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  Speaker 5: entire family, putting there there. They lost their house, they
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  Speaker 5: lost the restaurant that they are in, all the stuff,
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  Speaker 5: and it's him trying to track her down right all
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  Speaker 5: around the world and find it sort of a trail
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  Speaker 5: of destruction that she's left around the world. Another instances
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  Speaker 5: were she's done it. It's fucking great. Snowballs.
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  Speaker 4: Snowball, Okay, look it up.
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  Speaker 2: If we're going to do see when you see it.
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  Speaker 2: I want to do what's on the podcast?
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  Speaker 6: I thought it was a sigma that we do where
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  Speaker 6: we play this thing and then Jason asks me what's
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  Speaker 6: on the podcast today?
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  Speaker 2: And I played the right. That's what I thought. It
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  Speaker 2: was laughing.
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  Speaker 6: That's funny because we do a whole Sigma dedicated to
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  Speaker 6: just playing a clip of what's idea?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I thought you Fortunately it wasn't Joseph's idea,
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  Speaker 2: that's your.
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  Speaker 6: That's I thought you were going to come and be like, hey,
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  Speaker 6: I've got a great idea for a new sigmuad.
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  Speaker 2: What's on the podcast? And we literally just make a sting.
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  Speaker 4: Well we can do that too, lad.
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  Speaker 2: Well do nice mate.
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  Speaker 3: But anyway, yeah, no, it just occurred to me, we
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  Speaker 3: can do your idea.
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  Speaker 4: That sounds great.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, I don't want to come in and take
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  Speaker 2: your idea. Why make it way better?
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  Speaker 3: But you know what I mean, because we do what's
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  Speaker 3: on the TV obviously, and people you know, people still
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  Speaker 3: talk about what they watch on the T. But I've
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  Speaker 3: become very and it's become very much part of the
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  Speaker 3: vernacular now, people talking about podcasts.
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  Speaker 5: The only problem of God is because I'd like to
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  Speaker 5: do books as well, because it covers audio books as well.
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  Speaker 5: But the thing about Liz, you don't want to be
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  Speaker 5: because people do that, those sorts of ideas and to
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  Speaker 5: steal them. You know, I'm just conscious have taken other
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  Speaker 5: people's ideas.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 4: M hmm. Do you read keezy.
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  Speaker 2: No, No, at the moment, I go through hamp on
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  Speaker 2: boxes when you're in the shitter. Nah, not really.
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  Speaker 5: You used to do that a lot as a kid.
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  Speaker 5: The instructional little booklet there is very interesting. The Hicky
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  Speaker 5: Big Show week days from four on Radio Hurarchy.
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  Speaker 2: Remember they Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Thinking of pugs today, Actually, while I was taking a steamer.
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  Speaker 4: This is true, This is true.
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  Speaker 2: I always think of pugs. I'm backing one out.
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  Speaker 3: I was backing one out reading my America book that's
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  Speaker 3: been in there for.
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  Speaker 4: Years and years.
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  Speaker 2: Is that political one?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, just be covered and poop particles and all.
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  Speaker 4: I remember.
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  Speaker 3: I remember Park saying, that's so fucking disgusting. Man, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it'll be poop particles were over it, you know, And
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  Speaker 3: I went, you know what, it's time to go. So
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  Speaker 3: I did my poos and then I took the book
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  Speaker 3: out and beft it.
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  Speaker 5: See they didn't wipe his in that scenario discussing or flush,
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  Speaker 5: didn't pull up his pants, flushed the toilet, washed his
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  Speaker 5: hands and just waddled to the and threw it away.
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  Speaker 2: They came into work.
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  Speaker 4: Around my knees, were around my knees, keys.
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  Speaker 2: And regusting your knees. Surely you put them right down
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  Speaker 2: to the ground.
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  Speaker 3: No, I have them just to my knees. Really, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: because what I did.
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  Speaker 2: Knees, I think I'm it's pretty much knee.
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  Speaker 4: Knees, thighs, And what I do I got I have
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  Speaker 4: really tight.
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  Speaker 2: Around there, not all the way to the floor. I
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  Speaker 2: don't want on the floor.
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  Speaker 3: Were the floor with your fucking massive diarrheas splitters, you'd
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  Speaker 3: need to be.
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  Speaker 4: But listen, what the hell I'm talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Do we need to put a just all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 2: Is it that I've got diarrhea that came in the
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  Speaker 2: other day?
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  Speaker 3: Now listen, Well, what I'm trying to explain something here
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  Speaker 3: as to the placement of my undies and I we're
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  Speaker 3: very tired undies, so I do FI exercises while I'm
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  Speaker 3: to keep.
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  Speaker 2: It under control.
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  Speaker 4: But backing one out?
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  Speaker 2: Really all right, that's not true?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, key, all right? That's what do you think?
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  Speaker 6: My wife was like, Oh, you should see in the
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  Speaker 6: audio of you reviewing that stage show to the company
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  Speaker 6: that sent you the tickets. And it's a good idea,
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  Speaker 6: A good idea because usually they'll be like, hey, can
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  Speaker 6: you post it on social or something? But I can't
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  Speaker 6: be bothered doing that. So I was like, well I can.
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  Speaker 6: What I did though was reviewed on the road. That's
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  Speaker 6: an interesting thing. I'm assuming that was eight one eight?
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  Speaker 6: Was it that through?
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  Speaker 5: So I saw Chris Henry who runs eight one eight
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  Speaker 5: at the Screen Awards, and I said, thank you very much,
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  Speaker 5: yeah forgetting as long I said, I didn't put on socials,
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  Speaker 5: but we talked about on the RADI because I'm conscious
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  Speaker 5: of the same thing. But I said, thank you very
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  Speaker 5: much for inviting me to all these things. I really
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  Speaker 5: appreciate it. Have good time. But we talk about it
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  Speaker 5: on the radio, and he said, well, he goes, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: it's interesting because you're talking about suit to sole at and.
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  Speaker 2: Your head.
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  Speaker 5: Your your daughter was up on the stage that you
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  Speaker 5: said you're at the show and your daughter got up
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  Speaker 5: on stage and she was getting thrown all around the place.
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  Speaker 5: And I do not remember that happening. Oh god, you
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  Speaker 5: must have stepped outside for a minute.
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  Speaker 6: Because the reason I brought this up was I I
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  Speaker 6: was like, okay, I'll do that was so I sent
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  Speaker 6: her the clip. I sent them the clip from the
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  Speaker 6: podcast yesterday and I just said, hey, reviewed the show
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  Speaker 6: Christmas Carol it's here's the link to the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the timestamp. Thank you very much.
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  Speaker 6: Didn't do a social post, but I will always review
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  Speaker 6: something if I go along. Yes, on the radio, which
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  Speaker 6: I think is better value for them anyway, I think.
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  Speaker 2: So as well.
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  Speaker 4: Did you get the tickets for free?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 6: But and you a bit if you love the Troublers,
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  Speaker 6: you never you never get in tear INDs in me.
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  Speaker 2: You've actually probably got the invite. You've probably got all
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  Speaker 2: the same invites. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: But why the reason why I'm bringing this up is
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  Speaker 6: because it took two minutes before I got to the review,
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  Speaker 6: and it was Jase talking about me having explosive diarrhea,
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  Speaker 6: and I sent all of that and then at the
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  Speaker 6: end it's like how many buzzies? I was like four
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  Speaker 6: point two buzzies and and like, and then ended with
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  Speaker 6: jas being like, oh, so did you ship yourself? And
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  Speaker 6: then I packaged and I sent it off and I
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  Speaker 6: was just like, I don't know, maybe I'll just do
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  Speaker 6: a social posting.
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  Speaker 2: So I love it. But that was a good review
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  Speaker 2: that madehere you want to go.
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  Speaker 6: It was a fantastic one hundred percent, but it was
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  Speaker 6: just interesting because the like there's three minutes of this
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  Speaker 6: five minute review was just talking about me doing poos
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  Speaker 6: and stuff and how many buzzies yeah show we do.
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  Speaker 3: Is It was really interesting actually, you know, because you've
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  Speaker 3: got to be careful when you're getting free stuff and
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  Speaker 3: then you know, promoting the ship out of it. And
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  Speaker 3: I once bought a pizza, oh from a friend of
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  Speaker 3: my daughter who runs this lovely little pizza joint and
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  Speaker 3: I and I posted it on Instagram and went, bloody,
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  Speaker 3: great pizza if you're looking for a pizza. Amount of
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  Speaker 3: abuse I got for that was quite extraordinary, really, yes,
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  Speaker 3: just because they thought I was getting it for free
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  Speaker 3: and you know, it doesn't matter and I wasn't. I
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  Speaker 3: paid for it, and I was just saying, hey, this
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  Speaker 3: is great, come along if you like good pizza.
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  Speaker 4: For that, I got abuse like you sell out you
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  Speaker 4: blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 5: And I was like, but that's all coming from dead
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  Speaker 5: beats and fucking losers. I wouldn't worry about it to
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  Speaker 5: trolls and yeah, exactly, yeah, or just big show fans, yes,
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  Speaker 5: who can't say anything nice.
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  Speaker 2: They do it is so nice things. But also but also.
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  Speaker 6: Even if you have got a free pizza and you
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  Speaker 6: posted it on your Instagram, which has thousands of followers,
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  Speaker 6: does what's what?
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  Speaker 2: Who gives a fuck you want?
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's right.
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  Speaker 3: I was just quite taken aback at the time. I
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  Speaker 3: was like, what, yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, just
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  Speaker 3: promoting a young business.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking going on about again? Are they paying you? Man?
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  Speaker 2: Kesh your comment? H comment?
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  Speaker 4: Just trying to remember what it's called.
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  Speaker 2: Actually pizza hut.
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  Speaker 3: No, No, it's inn there.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, the wood fired bastard Domino's. So wood fired one
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  Speaker 2: right there on the corner Eagle Boys.
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  Speaker 3: You know where that you know where that cluster of
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  Speaker 3: shops is as you go down Richmond.
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  Speaker 2: That one, Yes, yeah, that one. I'm sure it's a
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  Speaker 2: wood fired.
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  Speaker 4: Or something like that, Alitos. I think it's called.
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  Speaker 2: Oh isn't that really famously really really good? It is
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  Speaker 2: very good. Yes, yeah, yeah, you would say that that's
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  Speaker 2: a young business, though, is it? That's old?
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  Speaker 3: But she took it over and she's you know young
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  Speaker 3: airs like what eight No you sort of probably early twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Oh nice, Yeah, I mean to you were.
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  Speaker 6: They No, she was great to me, because I'll go
• 11:45
  Speaker 6: down there and give her a piece of my mind.
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  Speaker 2: She was mean to you. She gives you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, she was good to me, okay, and it was
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  Speaker 3: good pizza manos.
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  Speaker 2: What do you reckon?
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  Speaker 5: The odds are that that's the name of that joint, mmm,
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  Speaker 5: swim if it was a big parl of.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it feels right, it feels right.
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