I Think My Mom Married a Vampire
At first I thought my new stepdad was just super pale and awkward.
Then he started avoiding sunlight, hissing at garlic bread, and randomly disappearing at night.
Meanwhile my mom acts like EVERYTHING is normal.
pretty sure i’m living in a horror movie now.
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