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Episode 7 - Bigfoot, can we trust it? · Three Damned Dudes

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  And with that, welcome to tonight's show.
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  You may notice that there are again, two Damn dudes on the
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  Three Damn Dudes podcast. It's because Gavin actually
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  spent the long weekend up in Maryland, about an hour away
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  from me, hanging out with our buddy Ski for his birthday.
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  So happy birthday Ski and also happy, happy.
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  Well, happy belated birthday to ski.
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  Happy belated birthday, Jake. Jake's the one that gave me that
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  Buffalo Trace. So cheers to the birthday boys.
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  We'll start the show off with what are we drinking?
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  So I am drinking the the last bit of that Kirkland bottled and
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  bond that Alex gave me to recap on well review.
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  Talk about taste on last week's show.
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  Jimmy, what are you drinking over there?
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  I'm drinking ocean spray crayon Grape.
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  Hell yeah. Like a whole.
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  Fucking GTI. Yeah, I'm well, you know, I
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  haven't gotten 1 yet because I play it safe.
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  Ocean Spray keeps the pee pee pain away, so we're good.
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  An ocean spray a day keeps the pee pee pain away.
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  Yeah, like our like our. Reach out to us, that's all I
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  got. Well, I feel like I always start
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  the recap. So, Jimmy, why don't you start
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  the recap this week? Oh shit, I wasn't prepared for
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  that for some reason I. Didn't do it every week.
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  I know which but like nothing happens.
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  Like I don't brother, no brother.
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  I don't really think anything happened for me.
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  No no funny situation between you and Maddie.
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  Your kid didn't say some off the wall shit.
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  Her kid didn't say some off the wall shit.
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  I mean, something funny always happens between me and Maddie.
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  We're freaking hilarious. You got to write it down,
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  brother. Well, it's just, I don't know.
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  I don't know. We painted for the first time.
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  Oh, should I go get my painting? Yes, yes, you.
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  Should I remember? I forgot that you did this, but
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  yeah, I remember getting the picture.
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  Yep, hang on, I'll grab. It to which I I promptly said
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  that we should make that the thumbnail for all of our going
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  forward. I know I'm talking to the people
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  so that this isn't just dead air and awkward silences so we don't
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  have to hear about it on the back end.
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  But yeah, Jimmy, Jimmy explored his artistic side and and
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  painted some shit. Speaking of paintings, if you're
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  into art, you're into to paint on canvas.
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  Go check out Bodie Spagoli on on Facebook and Instagram I think.
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  What happened? Hey, welcome back.
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  Nothing. I was just talking to the folks.
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  Would you promote your SoundCloud and shit?
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  It was actually my foot Finder. Nice.
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  Yeah, I've been, I've been top subscriber for a while on that.
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  All right. So I guess hang on.
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  So we were doing. Wait, you're Saggy Jug 69?
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  Yeah. Oh fuck.
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  Yep, hang on. OK, so we we did a little.
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  Maddie likes to paint. She's really good at it.
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  You know, I've talked about that on this show before.
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  So because she's really good at it and it's something that she
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  likes to do. All right, so Maddie's a
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  painter. She likes to paint and we like
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  to do fun things together instead of bed ratting, you
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  know, just kind of we do a lot of activities together and she
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  came up with like a painting date.
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  We've we drew each other one time.
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  That was hilarious. Hers was pretty good.
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  Mine was not because I'm not artistic, but I am autistic.
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  So she knows that I'm not a painter.
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  I'm not good at painting. I'm to call myself a rookie
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  would be, you know, pretty pretty that checks.
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  So we did a we picked a very simple painting to start with,
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  one that would just be easy, you know, beginners only.
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  And we're also both funny. Her, her humor vibes with mine
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  very, very well. And she picked this one and we
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  were both laughing. Our next one I'm excited about
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  is also funny. Her humor vibes with yours.
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  Unless it's picking out Christmas decorations, dude.
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  She's got no sense of humor when it comes to picking out
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  Christmas decorations, let me fucking tell you that.
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  I I like that. So this is our reference photo
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  that we used, and for people listening without having the
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  video on, it's basically Elmo in front of a fire and he just
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  looks helpless because he's in a fire.
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  Not like in front of a fire in a fireplace.
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  Like in front of a raging fire. Yeah, these are our pictures
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  that we painted. Hers is right here.
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  Hers is the butter one, and mine is this one, which I got to say
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  I did pretty frigging good. The fire not so great, but I
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  mean overall I did pretty good. Funny story though, something
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  ended up happening with her painting so she tried to put
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  like Modge Podge over it. And Modge Podge is like a it's
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  like a glue. It's like a craft glue.
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  It's like a craft glue that's supposed to dry clear.
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  I'm pretty sure it's supposed to dry clear, but in this case when
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  she tried to put Modge Podge on her it did not show up clear.
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  Basically her painting of Elmo looked like Kate Upton's back
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  after having a good session with Jason Verlander, if you catch my
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  drift. There was just white stuff all
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  over. It looked like Elmo was not only
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  in a fire, but in a bit of a. Entanglement.
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  You're going straight for it. Yeah, Oh.
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  Wow. Also Jimmy, just for you it is.
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  It is Mod Podge, not Modge Podge.
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  It's just what she calls it. She's a fucking idiot then.
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  The best part is I edit the episodes.
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  Yeah, you don't have to edit that out.
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  That's fine. She'd she'd laugh.
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  But in my defense, I did have to Google whether it was mod Podge
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  or mod Podge. You're like, wait a minute, I
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  think it's not. I was like what the fuck?
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  Since when am I over? Here, we need our third Damn
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  dude. Yeah.
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  Beads pissing me off. But yeah, no, those the half of
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  those turned out real good and the other half look like they
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  didn't end up in a boot Kaki. I feel bad though, because that
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  was I mean, the bright side is as we dot we documented this
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  date, but it was our first time we painted together.
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  So it's sad that both of them or that both of them didn't
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  survive, but at least we have. I mean, one, we didn't know what
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  the hell we were going to do with two paintings of elbow and
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  fire. And you know, we do got pictures
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  of it and stuff so we can remember it that way.
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  But yeah, so. Here's my What happened to hers?
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  I think she threw it away, I think.
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  No, but like what happened that she had to try to fix it.
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  Something to do with the eye, she said.
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  Hang on, let me see. Maybe she she might have sent it
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  to my thing. Hang on.
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  To your thing, What the fuck, Beads?
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  Oh no, OK I don't. I doubt I even saved this
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  picture too, which sucked. How would you guys like love
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  each other or something? Fucking yeah.
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  Something like that. She's pretty cute.
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  Will you just get married already?
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  I'm. Working on it.
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  Oh shit, so stay tuned for a a live show from Jimmy's wedding
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  at some point in the next 10 years hopefully.
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  Yeah, so I tried to find the picture on the phone.
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  That's just gone, unfortunately. Yeah, that happens.
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  But it was so funny, dude, it was white stuff was just smeared
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  all over this painting. It was disgusting looking.
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  It was. I think that's all I have when
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  it comes to when it comes to like a weekly recap.
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  I think that's all I got. OK, no, that's fair.
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  That's super fair. All right, so as always, I have
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  at least one story about my feral 3 year old.
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  This week's story, it's brought to you by the phenomenon of
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  poop. Super fun.
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  So Ridley thinks that farts are the funniest thing in the world.
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  They're just hands down. And I, I don't disagree with
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  her. Farts are hilarious.
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  So she rips a fucking man fart and I after I gained my
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  composure I look at her and I'm like did you just poop?
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  Did you just poop yourself? And she looks at me deadpan.
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  Doesn't even do that stupid. Like I'm thinking face doesn't
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  pull one of these. Like no, just straight up was
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  like no the poop is still in my butt.
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  That's. Disgusting.
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  And I'm like, what? What?
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  What? Well, that's good.
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  Do you need to go put it in the potty?
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  No. OK, all right, whatever.
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  Fine. You, you just you fucking live
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  your life, kid. You, you just you keep Yep.
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  You just fucking send it live life to 11 like you've been
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  doing for three years. Just just fucking keep going.
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  Have you tried? Bullying her for having a shitty
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  ass? Could you imagine?
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  Right. Like just think about it.
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  Hang on, I might be honest. No genius here.
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  No Jimmy, I don't bully my fucking 3 year old daughter for
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  shitting in her undies. Absolutely not.
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  What kind of parent would I be? You guys could both be like.
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  Oh look at her, she's got a shitty ass.
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  Say shit like that. EW, gross, you know.
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  And so the problem. Shit, shame, problems.
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  With that, the problem with that is that the mentality is if you
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  haste them for shitting themselves, they won't stop
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  shitting themselves, they will just hide it.
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  So instead of her like Oh no I duked my undies, you'll find
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  just a Duke set of undies or a log in the corner hours days
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  later. That's fair.
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  How'd you find that out? I, I think I read a book and by
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  I, I mean my wife. And by think I mean pretty sure
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  and read a book. That means write a book because
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  again, I I can't fucking read so.
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  But yeah, there's the one story about my feral 3 year old
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  daughter. The next story his Yeah, I'm
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  going to go to the third story that'll that'll tee up the next
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  story. So my wife and I, we flew my mom
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  out to watch the kids and we had a nice romantic weekend out of
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  the house without the kids. And you know what we did all
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  weekend, Jimmy? I'll give you, I'll give you one
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  guess. Where is Frederick?
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  It's like 10 minutes down the street.
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  It's 10 minutes down the street. That's where you went, and you
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  were there for how long? Two nights.
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  Are you in the hospital? No no, we rented an Airbnb in in
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  downtown Frederick. Why'd you do that if it's 10
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  minutes? Away from the kids.
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  You just left him home alone. No, my mom flew out.
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  Your mom flew out to watch the kids so you can go on vacation
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  10 minutes away? Yep.
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  OK, sure did. Let me guess, you guys visited
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  the house? Nope.
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  Didn't do that once. Well, that was my one guess.
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  But that was a safe guess and I appreciate you guessing that.
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  She read her Kindle and I played Battlefield 6.
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  Hell yeah, romance isn't dead. Still a better love story than
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  Twilight. God, right.
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  But the first night that we were there, we were celebrating my
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  buddy Jake's birthday, the guy who gave me the Buffalo Trace.
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  So we we're out kind of like bar Brewery Hoppin in downtown
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  Frederick and we finally end up at a restaurant to actually eat
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  dinner. And this restaurant kind of like
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  a nicer restaurant, but no dress code.
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  So not that nice. But I mean, you, you probably
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  won't get turned away for walking in there with sweats,
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  but you're going to get a bunch of looks.
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  This place had single, like single person bathrooms.
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  Mind you, this is not a small place.
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  So after like, this is the third, third or fourth place we
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  ended up at. Jake and I look at each other,
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  I'm like, God, we got to pee. But my wife had just gotten back
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  from the bathroom. Maybe his wife, one of the wives
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  just got back from the bathroom. And she's like, yeah, but
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  they're they're one person only. And we look at each other and
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  we're like, OK, so we both walk to the other side of the
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  restaurant in Clearview of everyone and walk into the
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  bathroom together. And I let the intrusive thoughts
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  when Jimmy, you have a you have a son, you have a boy child when
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  your son was learning to stand up and piss.
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  Can you explain to me how how a small boy child does that?
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  Yeah, I I'm well aware of what you did.
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  Yeah. Pants, pants and boxers to the
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  ankles. Standing in front of a toilet or
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  a urinal. Oh God.
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  So I walk in there, Jake closes the door and I halfway turn and
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  look at Jake and go hey you know it would be funny.
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  And he goes what? And then I just drop my pants
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  and boxers all the way to the floor and start pissing.
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  The next thing I hear, because, you know, I've got to look and
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  aim. The next thing I hear behind me
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  is, wow, look at the corner of the ceiling over there.
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  That's a nice corner. There's some craftsmanship that
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  went into that. Now the ceiling's kind of dirty.
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  Yuck. So I get down and I walk over to
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  wash my hands, not thinking that he is.
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  He's not one to be 1 upped by default, but I didn't think he
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  was going to. He was going to match the energy
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  in the in the one person bathroom with the two of us.
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  But as I'm washing my hands I hear a belt hit the floor and I
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  look over and it is just naked thighs.
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  And I'm like all right. Did we just become best friends?
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  Yep. And the best part is there was a
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  line at the ladies room when we both walked out of the bathroom
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  together. That's so funny because you
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  know. They all fucking knew.
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  Yeah, right. They thought you were cleaning
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  the cucumber. They yeah, they thought I was
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  getting a prostate exam for free.
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  Yeah. So yeah, yeah, those are the.
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  Video on my phone of my buddy doing that at work.
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  The cucumber the prostate exam were the toddler pissing the.
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  Toddler pissing thing. I got a video of them cleaning
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  the cucumber. Where are you going?
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  Thought I heard my dog. We were about to have four damn
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  dudes on the three damn dudes. But yeah, overall a pretty good,
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  pretty good week. So, Jimmy, what are we actually
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  talking about today? Well, we should save should save
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  my question for when we have Gavin.
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  OK, all right, we can do that. Also I couldn't find you on
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  Discord. Really.
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  Yeah, so I'm going to need you to double check that and give me
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  your actual Discord name that. Should that is.
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  First topic for tonight, as requested, we're going to talk
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  about the legend of York, and I only have really one, one story
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  that immediately comes to mind that I would actually want to
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  tell. So York, York and I were in the
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  same platoon at my first duty station.
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  York got fapped out to the Armory, so he basically got
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  loaned out to a different part of the unit to go do a different
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  job temporarily, right? So he went from our platoon to
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  go work in the Armory, and I have no idea what the fuck he
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  did in there because I was never in the Armory and I'm not going
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  to pretend to to understand all the things that go on back
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  there. But we would always see York
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  whenever we had to draw our weapons from the Armory or turn
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  them back in after cleaning them.
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  Another buddy thought that thought that he could buy York.
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  He thought that he could pay York off to not have to clean
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  his rifle, to turn it back into the Armory and just, you know,
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  clean it next time. He thought he was slick.
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  He put a $20 bill in the open Chamber of his M4 and handed it
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  buttstock first, back through the window to York.
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  So the way it goes is the guy inside the Armory receives the
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  weapon buttstock first, looks over it and specs it, make sure
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  it's clean and that you either are good and they go put it
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  away, or they hand it back to you and tell you that hey, you
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  missed this spot, go clean this part again, you know?
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  So York gets this weapon with a 20 and an open chamber, looks at
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  it, moves the $20 bill, takes his pinky and puts it up in the
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  chamber and gets just a a pinky full of fucking carbon.
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  Looks at it, shows it to the guy, puts the 20 back where it
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  was, sends the bolt home on this $20 bill and hands it back
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  through the window to him. And York goes, yeah, hey, you've
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  got, it's still dirty. It's atrocious.
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  And also you've got paper in your chamber, so you should
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  probably also clean that as well.
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  This man sent the fucking bolt home on $20.00.
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  I don't know if I could have done that.
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  I don't know if I would have done that, but I'm so fucking
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  glad that York did because that is still a story that will live
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  forever rent free in my fucking brain about how this dude who
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  hated everyone in the fucking platoon for reason.
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  Just. Fucking sent the bolt home on 20
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  bucks and told him that his rifle was dirty and he had paper
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  in his chamber. What do you mean he sent what
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  home? The bolt.
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  Oh shit. Yeah.
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  I was like, I was like, what are you talking about, South?
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  Bolt is locked to the rear when you hand the rifle through the
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  window into the Armory. What a Dick, I mean.
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  But at the same time, Bold move to try to bribe, you know?
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  Bribery's also pretty freaking bold.
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  Yeah. And I mean, in all fairness,
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  right, like York was, York had become basically the whipping
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  boy of the platoon. Like he was, he was the easy one
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  to pick on and he'd, he really, like generally was fucking
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  unbothered by all of the shit that we would talk to him.
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  And right, some of us were worse than others, but I don't
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  remember the guy who tried this particularly being one of the
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  bad ones. Like, he'd chime in, but it
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  wasn't like it wasn't ruthless. Fucking shit.
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  That's the fact that York's like, yeah, Nah, dude, get
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  fucked. You got paper in your chamber.
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  Try again. So.
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  So York is the one that that that bolted the the 20 in there,
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  right? He wasn't the one that tried the
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  bribery. No, York was the target of the
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  bribe. Right.
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  Was he, if he was smart, he would have just grabbed a
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  different piece of paper and sent the bolt home with that in
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  there and kept the 20. It sounds like he just wasted a
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  $20 bill. So I'm I'm going to go out on a
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  limb and say 1, he's an asshole and two, he's not very smart.
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  You gotta be. Smart.
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  See, none of us particularly needed money back then 'cause
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  like, you know, life was easy living in the barracks.
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  You had a car and you had your fucking phone and like, you
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  bought Domino's on every other night, right?
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  So like nobody needed 20 fucking dollars and the ability to say
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  get fucked in that manner on that level was worth so much
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  more than 20 fucking dollars. Another thing he could have done
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  is he could have just pocketed the 20 and said hey man, you
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  need to clean this again. I don't think you cleaned it and
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  then just pretended that the 20 wasn't in the gun at all,
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  because what's the dude going to do?
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  Say that he didn't get his 20? You know, there's just the other
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  ways. There's other ways he could have
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  did that proving a point. Fuck the guy over, bit an
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  asshole and had fucking lunch money, you know what I mean?
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  Yeah, but what would be funnier? What would be funnier?
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  Taking your guys 20 and still making him clean his rifle or
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  absolutely fucking the guys 20 and still making him clean his
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  rifle? I think putting something else
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  in in keeping the 20 and making the guy think it's the 20 that's
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  in there, I think that would be the funniest.
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  Ends up being a friggin post it note or some shit.
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  That just has like a middle finger drawn on it.
• 27:51
  Yeah, or not even cock and balls.
• 27:53
  To be honest, the 20 probably survive.
• 27:57
  But absolutely did, it was just covered in fucking carbon.
• 28:00
  Yeah, which I mean is probably, if we're going to be honest, not
• 28:04
  the worst substance that's been on that 20.
• 28:06
  No, absolutely not. There's no way.
• 28:09
  Be mod Podge on that we don't you know you don't know so.
• 28:13
  Mod Podge and cocaine bro. Yeah.
• 28:21
  I, I do have another York story and I actually, I called York
• 28:25
  because I haven't talked to him in a, a hot fucking minute, but
• 28:29
  I, I talked to him about like what story to tell and we landed
• 28:33
  on the Armory. That was a like really the only
• 28:35
  one that came to mind. But I, I just thought of another
• 28:39
  one. We were doing a, a mount fax.
• 28:41
  So military operations and urban terrain field exercise, right.
• 28:47
  So that's what those things break out to.
• 28:49
  But Mount is basically like house to house, St. to St. room
• 28:54
  clearing shit. So the training area that we
• 28:59
  were in, they had this whole like fake city built and there
• 29:02
  were cameras fucking everywhere, cameras and microphones.
• 29:05
  So you could like watch playbacks.
• 29:07
  You can hear how the the teams in the squads are communicating
• 29:10
  as they're moving through this area and trying to clear, you
• 29:12
  know, a compound or a city block or whatever.
• 29:19
  So we were all set up on the side of the hill and basically
• 29:25
  what you had to do was run down the hill, hit the road where it
• 29:29
  flattens out, and then stack up on the exterior wall of a
• 29:34
  compound ready to make entry. And you saw the 1st 5 or 6 guys
• 29:42
  go and then it's York's turn and you don't know it's York's turn
• 29:46
  until halfway through. But York running down the hill
• 29:51
  hits where it flattens out to the road, but his body does not
• 29:56
  realize that it is now flat and he needs to adjust his running.
• 30:00
  So you're coming down the hill, just keeps running straight down
• 30:05
  and fucking pancakes and slides halfway across the road.
• 30:13
  Hits the ground, slides, comes to a stop, lays there for a
• 30:16
  second, pops back up, gets on the exterior wall of the
• 30:18
  compound. I'll have to hit.
• 30:23
  I'll have to hit my buddy up and see if he still has that fucking
• 30:26
  video. That's on video.
• 30:29
  Yes, yes, there is a video of that.
• 30:34
  But yeah, those are my York stories.
• 30:36
  York is a fucking absolute legend, as evidenced by the fact
• 30:39
  that I am still talking about him fucking 10 years later, and
• 30:45
  he still is the the source of stories that make pretty much
• 30:48
  everybody, including him, fucking laugh.
• 30:51
  So cheers to York and the.
• 31:09
  Military story are always funny dude.
• 31:12
  Yeah, I just got. Work stories and highest story
• 31:17
  threes. Actually, before we get into the
• 31:21
  next topic, I have some some ideas that I want to run past
• 31:26
  you and it's not really talking shops.
• 31:28
  I also want to know if our seven listeners want to want to hear
• 31:33
  about this shit as well. So if you're listening, leave a
• 31:37
  comment or, you know, say something on Facebook.
• 31:41
  Let us know if any of these things that I'm going to say are
• 31:44
  things that you would be actually interested in.
• 31:46
  And if so, we will definitely do them.
• 31:51
  And if not, we're probably still going to fucking do them.
• 31:55
  I'm just being honest. So Jimmy the band, are we
• 32:01
  dreaming? You know what I'm talking about.
• 32:06
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Shane and Danny and Chris,
• 32:10
  they are working on, they just sent their newest song out to
• 32:17
  the producer to have him work his magic.
• 32:19
  And then in the next 4 to 6:00-ish weeks, they're hoping
• 32:26
  to have that song ready to to go out on Spotify.
• 32:31
  So what my train of thought is is before or when that song
• 32:37
  drops, why don't we have one of or all three of those dudes on
• 32:43
  to talk about it? And we can talk about band
• 32:47
  shenanigans and we can talk about the intricacies of doing
• 32:50
  music. Because like, that's another
• 32:53
  story of, like, dudes who did some shit 10 years ago and then
• 32:58
  got old and realized that they loved doing that shit, and most
• 33:02
  of them got back together and started doing it again.
• 33:05
  Yeah. So I think that'd be an
• 33:06
  interesting topic. And I'm curious if one you were
• 33:10
  down, but also if the listeners would give a fuck about us
• 33:13
  talking to bands and dudes that we grew up with who are now
• 33:18
  doing other shit. Yeah, I think we should, because
• 33:23
  I only know. I I only know Shane.
• 33:28
  I didn't know his little brother.
• 33:31
  I never really met his little brother, but and there was an
• 33:36
  age difference between me and Shane, but we we had a running
• 33:39
  joke where we would just we would see each other and for
• 33:43
  whatever reason, I would just yell Meester Mason and he'd go
• 33:47
  Meester homage. And that was the extent of what
• 33:53
  we would do when we seen each other.
• 33:56
  But yeah, no, for sure, I'd, I've been over to their house a
• 34:00
  couple times and watched them jam in, in short bursts and
• 34:04
  stuff like that. So I think, I think that would
• 34:07
  definitely be cool to, to do. And plus we're, we're supporting
• 34:11
  someone we know. So I definitely think we should.
• 34:16
  I actually talked to Shane earlier today and floated this
• 34:18
  idea past him and he was like hell yeah.
• 34:22
  And then I brought up the thing that we talked about earlier,
• 34:25
  which is the next thing. The next intrusive thought,
• 34:28
  probably bad idea, is doing a like a live show with all three
• 34:33
  of us Co located when when I'm go on my trip back up to
• 34:39
  Michigan. So the other thing for the
• 34:46
  listeners, should we all get in the same room with a small
• 34:51
  fucking group of friends and do a show?
• 34:57
  Is Gavin's coming as well? That that is the tentative plan.
• 35:03
  I've got to figure out where we're crashing or generally put
• 35:06
  like an agenda together to get him all the way on board.
• 35:09
  But if I say that we're doing it to record an episode in person,
• 35:14
  that that's some, that's some bargaining power.
• 35:18
  OK. But yeah, I was talking to Shane
• 35:21
  earlier and I was like, dude, I'm up there because we plan on
• 35:26
  getting Are we dreaming and we the redeemed together one night
• 35:30
  and just jamming out at Chris's house.
• 35:34
  And I was like, bro, how do you feel about like, Jake and and
• 35:42
  Jimmy coming along? And Shane goes, dude, fuck yeah.
• 35:47
  I haven't seen James since high school.
• 35:49
  Fucking miss that guy. That'd be cool.
• 35:54
  That makes me happy. I'm just glad.
• 35:56
  I'm glad you remembered me. Like I, I have a running a
• 36:01
  running mentality and just outlook that no matter how hard
• 36:05
  you try, no matter what you do in life, regardless of how, how
• 36:11
  much you try to be a good dude or a good person or, you know,
• 36:13
  help everybody out, you will inevitably be the villain in
• 36:18
  somebody's fucking story. And I'm just glad I'm not the
• 36:24
  villain in any of the boys stories.
• 36:26
  Does that make me sad? I wonder whose story I'm the
• 36:32
  villain in. Is it your ex-wife?
• 36:35
  It is 100%, yeah. No, I've listened.
• 36:37
  I'm I was going to, I was going to make that joke.
• 36:41
  I've heard her side of the story and what I did was not cool,
• 36:44
  bro. It was made-up, but it wasn't
• 36:48
  cool. I wonder I there, there were,
• 36:57
  there were a couple people in high school where I was an
• 37:00
  absolute asshole too, so I'm sure I'm the bad guy in some
• 37:03
  people's story. I made, I made AI made a guy
• 37:11
  named Richard. You remember Richard?
• 37:15
  Maybe. Last name started with an H.
• 37:20
  No, I don't know. He was in your age group.
• 37:22
  I made him cry, like legitimately cry because he was
• 37:29
  just making bad decisions and I was very, very, very hard of
• 37:35
  him. I called him a piece of shit.
• 37:38
  I was, I was oh dude, I gave him that.
• 37:40
  I was just so disappointed in him.
• 37:41
  He started doing drugs and shit and I was just so disappointed
• 37:45
  and I was so high and mighty back then.
• 37:48
  Like I remember I just told him I was like, dude, you're never
• 37:53
  going to went out mile to anything like this.
• 37:55
  I was like, like you are just an absolute fucking disappointment
• 37:58
  to me, dude. I was like, you're becoming like
• 38:00
  a real piece of shit. And he just started crying.
• 38:04
  And I was like, it's, it's ridiculous, dude.
• 38:07
  I used to like you and I can't stand to look at you and start
• 38:11
  crying. So I know I'm a bad guy in his
• 38:13
  book, and rightfully so, because that was kind of mean, but
• 38:18
  that's probably it. I was nice to everybody else,
• 38:21
  you know? Jeez.
• 38:22
  Well, what's, what's, what's Richard doing now?
• 38:26
  Look and we'll see what is going on with Richard.
• 38:36
  Oh, I almost said his last name because it would have rhymed.
• 38:42
  Yeah, don't do that. I've already got to.
• 38:44
  I've already got to edit out York's first name.
• 38:50
  That's not him. That guy's old.
• 38:56
  They don't think that I'm going to find him.
• 39:02
  All right, well, we can. We can circle back to that later
• 39:06
  at some point. Let's not.
• 39:07
  Let's just leave it. He's probably dead.
• 39:09
  Wow, not even going to give him the benefit of the doubt, huh?
• 39:14
  Oh no, he's not on Facebook, so he's got to be dead.
• 39:20
  I know a lot of people that are on Facebook that are definitely
• 39:23
  not dead. Well, I know people on Facebook
• 39:27
  that are dead, so it's you never know.
• 39:31
  Yeah, actually when I sent out the, I sent out the invite to
• 39:36
  follow our Facebook page and it was got kind of spicy there for
• 39:42
  a minute because like I was going, there was key individuals
• 39:45
  that I was not going to invite to the page for other reasons,
• 39:51
  but like just going through and I'm like, well, that guy's not
• 39:55
  going to follow us. He's fucking dead and that guy.
• 40:00
  People we went to school with or.
• 40:03
  I mean, there were there were onesies and twosies of that, but
• 40:06
  like a lot of guys from like first duty station or second
• 40:09
  duty station or guys that I was in courses with that, you know,
• 40:13
  either went forward and didn't come back or just fucking tapped
• 40:20
  out. I mean, there were like
• 40:23
  overdoses are in there too. So right.
• 40:25
  Well, we had, we had a ton of those from school, Yeah.
• 40:31
  Yeah, you know, I probably don't know and I don't want to know
• 40:34
  because the last time you dropped that shit on me, Jimmy,
• 40:38
  during a fucking episode, you. Sorry, sorry.
• 40:41
  You're not. That one sucked.
• 40:47
  That one sucked. Cheers buddy.
• 40:52
  I'm almost out of juice. But, well, that wasn't directed
• 40:56
  at you, so that's fine. Yeah, that one suck.
• 41:04
  But on a on a lighter note, we were also requested to talk
• 41:09
  about Sasquatch. So Jimmy Sasquatch, can we trust
• 41:17
  him? Probably not.
• 41:22
  You know it. Always fucks me up because like
• 41:25
  I watch a lot of those stupid like hunt hunting Bigfoot shows
• 41:28
  and whatnot or a lot of those like paranormal shows where they
• 41:32
  go look for cryptids and shit. Yeah.
• 41:36
  Those guys that go fucking look for them, they're out there
• 41:39
  making like what they assess to be Sasquatch mating calls.
• 41:44
  They're trying to get fucked, dude.
• 41:46
  What the fuck are they going to do when an 8 foot fucking
• 41:49
  squatch comes out of the woods with a 12 inch cock ready to?
• 41:54
  Fucking go dude. For their size, I guarantee it's
• 41:59
  bigger than 12 inches. Listen, I I was playing into the
• 42:04
  joke that like regular dudes have, I assume that, you know,
• 42:07
  squatches sit around an invisible fire pit and they're
• 42:10
  like, yeah, I mean, it's it's not that big.
• 42:13
  I've. Seen a big big ones?
• 42:21
  This doesn't make any sense because they live where it's
• 42:24
  cold. Never mind.
• 42:28
  Nope, I wasn't going there, Jimmy.
• 42:31
  You're going so hard. This is This is not that kind of
• 42:38
  show. Yeah, it is.
• 42:43
  What the fuck was I going to say?
• 42:44
  Oh, I tried. So listen, I messaged so because
• 42:48
  because we had the request to talk about Sasquatch, I, I
• 42:54
  reached out to a pretty big researcher in that field to
• 43:01
  which I don't even think you read my message.
• 43:03
  So, but I did try. His name is Todd standing.
• 43:09
  I tried reaching out to him about it.
• 43:12
  He's released a couple documentaries and stuff like
• 43:14
  that. And, you know, I told him that I
• 43:16
  thought Bigfoot was interesting. Would like to get him on, but
• 43:21
  yeah. Is that.
• 43:23
  Why we had like an invite to that page on the Facebook page,
• 43:32
  Because I'm going to be honest, I had no fucking idea who Todd
• 43:35
  Standing was. Yeah, Yeah.
• 43:37
  That's yeah, more than likely, yeah.
• 43:42
  I might have followed him with our page just to try to get his
• 43:47
  attention. Hey, here we are.
• 43:49
  I sent you a message. But well, then I realized that
• 43:57
  we can't message people with our page, so I had to use my
• 44:01
  personal one. Yeah.
• 44:03
  So. But so, Jimmy, where, where do
• 44:06
  you stand on on Sasquatch? So one of my favorite things to
• 44:18
  do while I'm cooking, or really when I'm cooking, I love to
• 44:23
  watch YouTube videos. Not necessarily a Bigfoot or
• 44:28
  anything specific, but I love watching stories about missing
• 44:35
  hikers in like the national parks and shit and like the
• 44:42
  Appalachian Trail there. There's just a lot of people
• 44:47
  that have gone missing under like really weird circumstances.
• 44:53
  And like there was one story where like a kid, it was like,
• 45:02
  I, I, I, I'm going to butcher it because I don't have it in front
• 45:05
  of me, But so I'll try to keep it just vague.
• 45:10
  There was a little, a little, there was a child, small child
• 45:14
  somewhere around like 3 or 4 or 5 somewhere in that area that
• 45:19
  went missing. And they found this kid like 30
• 45:26
  miles away and in terrain that this child would not, could not
• 45:33
  possibly have gotten on his own, her own, whatever, I don't
• 45:37
  remember, didn't have the gear to survive, you know, and, and
• 45:48
  just like how did the kid get get to where, where the kid was,
• 45:51
  where, where it was found? How did it get there?
• 45:54
  How did it get there in the amount of time that it was, it
• 45:57
  was, it was basically impossible and that the kid survived.
• 46:01
  And obviously the kid was too little and doesn't remember
• 46:04
  anything. So that one was like interesting
• 46:08
  and there's just been a lot of disappearances that just don't
• 46:12
  make sense like people. There was another, there was a
• 46:16
  story about camper like hikers on the Appalachian Trail and
• 46:25
  they were in kind of rougher weather, like a storm or
• 46:29
  something like that. And they were pretty, they were
• 46:31
  really close to there was like a, like a shelter, like a they
• 46:37
  like they built, like there was a built shelter for hikers to
• 46:40
  take refuge in. They were trying to make it to
• 46:43
  that shelter. And the part the, the guy that
• 46:48
  he was with was like, I can't go any further.
• 46:50
  I were, I'm gifting up like we need to, we need to just make
• 46:53
  camp here. We need to rest here.
• 46:56
  And they ended up only being like 500 yards from the shelter,
• 47:00
  but they couldn't see it. They're like, they were super
• 47:02
  close. Well, one of the guy, like the
• 47:06
  other guy had a dream that his partner was being was screaming
• 47:13
  for him to come and save him and something was grabbing him and
• 47:16
  dragging him into the woods. And he woke up a couple hours
• 47:21
  later and his partner was gone. And there was evidence that this
• 47:26
  partner was dragged into the woods.
• 47:30
  Just there's some weird shit. I don't necessarily know that
• 47:33
  it's Bigfoot, but I know that there's areas that we're not
• 47:37
  allowed to go in the national parks and shit.
• 47:39
  I think there is something. I think there is definitely
• 47:43
  something that we don't know about.
• 47:45
  I just don't know what it is. Yeah, that's, that's fair.
• 48:00
  You know, I, I feel my feelings about Bigfoot are my, are very
• 48:08
  similar to my feelings about aliens.
• 48:12
  And what I mean by that is that I hope that they're both real
• 48:20
  because like, you know, the wilderness is just, it's fucking
• 48:23
  massive. Like there's a good chance that
• 48:27
  we don't know every critter that lives in the woods.
• 48:32
  And I'm not saying Bigfoot's a critter.
• 48:35
  That's what I heard. There's something that stuck in
• 48:38
  my fucking brain was that Bigfoot is much like like an
• 48:45
  interdimensional being and it can just travel through fucking
• 48:50
  dimensions and shit, which makes it that much fucking scarier
• 48:55
  because like it could not be right behind you.
• 48:58
  And then I can just phase shift into this dimension and be right
• 49:00
  fucking there rock hard ready to go.
• 49:03
  Just heard you make those stupid fucking mating calls.
• 49:05
  But where you at with? Where you at with skinwalkers
• 49:14
  then? I think there's a lot of.
• 49:24
  I think there's a reason why there's a lot of, I think
• 49:29
  there's a lot of a lot of reason why the Native Americans had a
• 49:31
  lot of stories about skinwalkers and wendigos and stuff like
• 49:34
  that. I definitely, I definitely, I
• 49:39
  definitely believe in skinwalkers.
• 49:43
  I'm pretty sure Maddie does too, because Maddie yells at me
• 49:45
  whenever I say skinwalker because you're not supposed to
• 49:48
  say that according to like Native American legend.
• 49:52
  It's like kind of like inviting something, you know, fuck.
• 49:55
  Whereas like when I'm in the woods, I made a video like it
• 49:58
  was opening day and I'm walking out.
• 50:00
  It was during bow season and I sent her a video like that.
• 50:02
  Would be real shame if a skinwalker came and tried to
• 50:06
  find me like and I was it was still morning, it was dark, It
• 50:10
  was everything like it was like I I definitely believe in that
• 50:17
  shit. I've never seen any, thank God.
• 50:21
  Actually my favorite creature is the Wendigo.
• 50:26
  So I actually before I posed that question because in my head
• 50:31
  like Skinwalker versus Wendigo is a West Coast, East Coast
• 50:37
  difference and tribes kind of thing.
• 50:43
  I have that stand like cooler. Sasquatch looking.
• 50:46
  Thick. Oh geez.
• 51:00
  But apparently the term skinwalker is tied to Navajo
• 51:04
  culture, whereas the Wendigo is more Algonquin culture.
• 51:12
  But know that story about the hikers on the Appalachian Trail?
• 51:16
  You were going through that and I'm like dog that.
• 51:18
  That sounds way more skinwalkery than than fucking Bigfoot.
• 51:24
  Yeah, 'cause like Bigfoot can can be quiet, like quieter than
• 51:31
  a fucking deer moving to the middle of a fucking open field.
• 51:35
  But I would imagine there would be a little more sound
• 51:37
  associated to grabbing someone and dragging him out of his
• 51:40
  fucking tent. Yeah, but I I wouldn't see like
• 51:46
  this. What what gets me is like, I
• 51:51
  will never set foot in a National Forest, in a National
• 51:56
  Park or the Appalachian Trail and not be fucking armed to the
• 52:03
  teeth because fuck that. Like Jimmy?
• 52:08
  I, I don't intend on going missing, but I if like, if I've
• 52:14
  like, listen, I don't you can't get in Like I'm the dude.
• 52:18
  If I see Bigfoot, I'm fucking shooting his ass so I can show
• 52:22
  you the Bigfoot's real. Like, like, why haven't we done
• 52:25
  that yet? Like I like everybody's like,
• 52:27
  oh, you can't kill Bigfoot. Well, the way we've been doing
• 52:31
  and nobody's been able to prove Bigfoot exists.
• 52:33
  But if you send a fucking 450 round into his skull, guess
• 52:37
  what? You just prove Bigfoot's exist
• 52:39
  because you got the body, you know?
• 52:41
  What? I mean, Steve Rinella had a
• 52:43
  comment about that where he's like, listen, all I'm saying is
• 52:47
  the first guy that shoots A Sasquatch, that guy's a fucking
• 52:50
  hero. The next guy that shoots A
• 52:53
  Sasquatch, that's the biggest piece of shit known to humanity.
• 52:57
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, they always Cam Haines and
• 53:03
  I think it was Cam Haines. They were talking about how they
• 53:06
  don't believe in that shit because they were all the
• 53:09
  backpacking that they've done and just, you know, that they've
• 53:12
  been in the areas where they would have seen it.
• 53:15
  The amount of time that they've spent out in the backwoods and
• 53:17
  stuff like that. They've never seen anything but
• 53:20
  I don't know. So I have a tattoo idea.
• 53:25
  And so I want to get a focal point tattoo of a punter staring
• 53:34
  up at the at a Wendigo. The Wendigo is like like picture
• 53:40
  like like picture like a black and white tattoo because it's,
• 53:44
  you know, a focal point. The focal point will be on the
• 53:47
  hunter orange that the hunter is wearing and the hunters just
• 53:51
  standing there helplessly holding his rifle down at his
• 53:54
  hip, like one hand just staring up at this Wendigo that's
• 53:58
  towering over him. You know, like cuz like the
• 54:01
  wind, the Wendigo design that I really like is where the bodies
• 54:03
  are made of like trees and twigs and the head is a deer skull.
• 54:07
  Like that's freaking sick to me. Like just this fucking Wendigo
• 54:11
  towering over this just hopeless, just staring up.
• 54:15
  And just like he knows he's done, like he knows he's cooked.
• 54:18
  So he's just staring up hopelessly like that.
• 54:20
  I like that would be a sick tattoo.
• 54:22
  Just like right here, dude. Like be sick.
• 54:28
  That's fucking horrific. Isn't it?
• 54:30
  Because that's what I think about every time I'm out
• 54:32
  hunting. Like when I'm out in the woods
• 54:35
  and shit like that, I'm thinking of a Wendy go every time.
• 54:38
  I don't give a fuck about Bigfoot, I don't give a fuck
• 54:40
  about wolves or anything. The fucking Wendy Go is the
• 54:43
  scariest thing that I could run into out there, you know?
• 54:47
  Yeah, So. Yeah, no, that's fair.
• 54:51
  I I follow a bunch of Facebook pages that are like paranormal
• 54:55
  centric and like Cryptid University and all that shit.
• 54:58
  There's another guy and I'm blanking on what his name is,
• 55:03
  but he'll do commentary on like fan like submissions.
• 55:11
  But he's got this thing about like living in Appalachia,
• 55:15
  right? There's there's a few rules.
• 55:19
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about.
• 55:20
  Yeah. Keep going though, and and the
• 55:23
  ones that stick with me are if you hear somebody call your name
• 55:28
  outside, no, you didn't. If if you see something that
• 55:33
  doesn't look right moving in the woods, no, you fucking didn't.
• 55:39
  You hear something on top of your house in the middle of the
• 55:41
  night, you sure didn't. No, you didn't.
• 55:48
  I would like that's that's a fun thing because I'm I'm a stone's
• 55:52
  throw from a couple of the trailheads on the Appalachian
• 55:54
  Trail. But also during the Civil War,
• 56:00
  there was a battle in Frederick. So there's just a whole slew of
• 56:04
  reasons why I don't fuck around with Outside After Dark and all
• 56:11
  that fucking creepy paranormal shit.
• 56:16
  Jimmy, you got any personal paranormal stories?
• 56:22
  One second, but yes, so yeah.
• 56:36
  So I'll tell you my I'll tell you my story real quick while
• 56:38
  ChatGPT loads because I got another story that I'm trying to
• 56:41
  look for that that that's kind of crazy and also kind of has a
• 56:44
  paranormal twist. So it's good that you brought
• 56:46
  this up. Maddie believes in ghosts.
• 56:55
  When Maddie came here, she told me that, that, that she, she
• 57:03
  told me that she has a feeling that my house is haunted.
• 57:08
  And so I was like, I've lived here this whole time.
• 57:10
  I've never had that issue. And she was like, I've seen it.
• 57:14
  She's like, I've seen a dark mask standing by your washer and
• 57:18
  dryer. And I was like, I've never seen
• 57:22
  anything that you're talking about.
• 57:26
  And then Maddie's son, who's 5 also said that he says saw
• 57:31
  something standing by the washer on the dryer.
• 57:35
  And I'm like, well, that's fucking scary because she's not
• 57:39
  going to talk to her five year old about that, you know?
• 57:43
  And then so a couple night a couple weeks ago, I, we have a
• 57:55
  camera in the boys room to, to, you know, 'cause we, you know,
• 57:59
  Maddie's got a 2 year old and we have a camera in there.
• 58:04
  And I forget why, but all three boys were sleeping in this room.
• 58:10
  And I go in there to check on them for something.
• 58:14
  I don't remember why. And I think, I think we thought
• 58:22
  one of the kids was awake or something and I went in there to
• 58:25
  go check on them. And I'm walking in there and
• 58:28
  it's dark and I hear one of the kids go dad.
• 58:33
  And I go like, because I like, I thought it was my son because I
• 58:37
  was mad. I was like, you're going to wake
• 58:39
  the other kids up or whatever. So I'm like, and I look down on
• 58:44
  my son's pass the fuck out. So I look at Maddie's son, he's
• 58:50
  passed the fuck out. Maddie's other son passed the
• 58:54
  fuck out, snoring all three of them.
• 58:59
  What the hell did I hear? Because I not only did I hear
• 59:02
  it, but I reacted to it. I told it that, you know, And so
• 59:08
  I go, I go in to my room where Maddie's at and I was like, I
• 59:12
  got to tell you what just happened.
• 59:15
  And I told her that. And she got all wide eyed and
• 59:18
  she's like, I knew it. And I was like, I, I was like, I
• 59:20
  could have just, I was like, I, I was like, I know I didn't hear
• 59:23
  anything, but it's possible that one of them heard me coming and
• 59:27
  went to talk to me or was sleep talking or something.
• 59:29
  I was like, it's possible. There's a million, there's a
• 59:31
  million things what it could have been, but it was just
• 59:36
  weird, man, because I know I heard it because I reacted to it
• 59:41
  and but so let me, so let me. See if I can sorry I'm I'm I had
• 59:54
  to go back through and and find a video because I I have a video
• 59:59
  of one of my stories. Trying to.
• 1:00:01
  So while we're waiting on you, there was a story that I just
• 1:00:06
  heard about a week ago. There was a there was a girl
• 1:00:15
  that went missing in the woods and she went missing in the
• 1:00:21
  woods where it was like a same section of woods where like
• 1:00:26
  decades before another, another girl went missing in the same
• 1:00:29
  woods. This little girl went missing in
• 1:00:33
  the woods and she ended up surviving, but it was like she
• 1:00:36
  survived like a couple nights and she was old enough to talk.
• 1:00:42
  She was little. She was a little girl, but she
• 1:00:44
  was old enough to talk and everything and she was like she
• 1:00:50
  was talking about the reason why she survived is because I forget
• 1:00:58
  the name, but she said this girl helped her.
• 1:01:01
  She showed her where to go. She showed her where it was
• 1:01:03
  safe. She showed her where she showed
• 1:01:06
  her all the safe places to sleep and she just like kept her like
• 1:01:10
  comforted and kept her warm and stuff like that.
• 1:01:12
  Showed her what to eat and stuff like that.
• 1:01:16
  And they ended up doing some digging in the in the name that
• 1:01:19
  she mentioned was the girl that went missing years before.
• 1:01:24
  And this little girl is an old, like an adult now.
• 1:01:27
  And I guess like still talks about it to this day.
• 1:01:30
  And she's like, no, I didn't make that up.
• 1:01:31
  That's a real thing like that. That girl was there and she
• 1:01:35
  helped me like that. That shit's crazy.
• 1:01:41
  Jeez, so let me figure out window that one.
• 1:01:56
  Let me know when you see this. Is there anything that
• 1:02:05
  immediately catches your attention right off the RIP?
• 1:02:08
  The orb to the right. Yeah, Jimmy, what the fuck is
• 1:02:16
  that and why does it so politely walk up the stairs?
• 1:02:28
  You talking about the thing that's walking up the wall right
• 1:02:30
  now? Yeah, play it again.
• 1:02:36
  And where does it go? Where, Where does it?
• 1:02:39
  Where does it go? Right into my fucking house,
• 1:02:53
  Jimmy. What the fuck is that?
• 1:02:56
  Yeah, I don't know. Cameras are weird, man.
• 1:03:01
  We get them little tiny orbs all over the place on our on our
• 1:03:04
  camera that that we have you've. Also got a shadow figure that
• 1:03:09
  does laundry at your house so. Allegedly.
• 1:03:13
  I'd like to pretend that's not a thing.
• 1:03:18
  That calls you dad. I'm sorry, I'm sure that's not
• 1:03:23
  helping, but but yeah, that explain explain that.
• 1:03:33
  Yeah, it's pretty spooky, dude. So basically for the listeners
• 1:03:37
  who are not watching, he just showed us a ring Cam footage of
• 1:03:42
  a, of like a golden orb that looks to be on the other side of
• 1:03:47
  his porch gate. He's got a like a, he's got a,
• 1:03:51
  he's got an enclosed porch, kind of like a fenced porch.
• 1:03:54
  The orb looks like it's on the other side of the porch and it
• 1:03:59
  you can see it walk like kind of floating along and then it goes
• 1:04:02
  up his main stairs and just goes right into his house.
• 1:04:06
  Like the starts walking up a wall a little bit and then just
• 1:04:09
  disappears into the house. It was pretty weird.
• 1:04:13
  I don't know, because I mean something like that can't be
• 1:04:18
  dust, you know, That was a big one.
• 1:04:20
  I've never seen one. That, yeah, I think that was
• 1:04:22
  big. And it followed A logical track
• 1:04:26
  that a person would, yeah. What?
• 1:04:38
  Is the. Scientific explanation.
• 1:04:48
  The. Ghost orbs.
• 1:04:59
  They usually appear as small going balls, white, bluish,
• 1:05:02
  translucent, floating and streaking cross.
• 1:05:04
  Photos or video often seen at night or indoors.
• 1:05:08
  They're especially common in flash photography, security
• 1:05:11
  cameras, night vision footage. The number one causes dust
• 1:05:16
  particles. The dust motes close to the are
• 1:05:19
  the OK. The tiny dust motes close to the
• 1:05:21
  camera reflect the cameras. Flash or IR light appear out of
• 1:05:25
  focus with like glowing Spears. Because they're very close to
• 1:05:28
  the lens, they look large and bright even though they're
• 1:05:31
  microscopic. This is called backscatter.
• 1:05:36
  Yeah, I don't. I don't know man.
• 1:05:38
  We're going to say it's not water droplets.
• 1:05:40
  Because those are very, there's a very erratic path that it
• 1:05:47
  took. And I would expect something
• 1:05:51
  like that to move in like a, a semblance of a direction instead
• 1:05:55
  of just wafting. But I mean, I guess, you know,
• 1:05:59
  dust could fit that. Yeah, it's weird.
• 1:06:02
  It's so it says. Why do our brains see ghosts?
• 1:06:05
  Humans are wired for pattern recognition, agency detection,
• 1:06:08
  seeing intention, and movement. So when an orb changes
• 1:06:11
  directions, appears to react, or shows up to an emotional
• 1:06:14
  context, our brains assigned meaning even though the cause.
• 1:06:18
  Is physical, Yeah. And right, very likely that it's
• 1:06:23
  absolutely nothing. It just looks fucking weird.
• 1:06:27
  And then it went into my fucking house.
• 1:06:31
  So Googling the. Spiritual meaning?
• 1:06:36
  Send your video to ChatGPT and have it explain what that orb
• 1:06:41
  is. You know what?
• 1:06:45
  That's actually a pretty good idea, and we haven't done a
• 1:06:48
  ChatGPT bit in a while. Welcome to AI versus Spirits.
• 1:06:53
  Hell yeah dude, this is a good bit.
• 1:07:02
  You think what the fuck is that? Is a good enough prompt for
• 1:07:05
  ChatGPT. No, just say, hey, can you?
• 1:07:07
  So there's something. So basically give it the
• 1:07:09
  rundown, say so I've noticed something moving around in the
• 1:07:12
  camera. It looks to be like a ball of
• 1:07:15
  light. Can you explain what's happening
• 1:07:16
  here please? Because we're worried it could
• 1:07:22
  be Hitler. And then see what it does.
• 1:07:33
  If I could fucking spell, how would you explain the orb and
• 1:07:40
  video? So another fun story I have for
• 1:07:58
  for a couple summers there I was working as a hired hand for a
• 1:08:04
  consignment shop who did like estate sales and shit.
• 1:08:10
  So I would get a call to help like clear out an entire house,
• 1:08:14
  you know, pack it into trucks, take it back to the store and
• 1:08:17
  stage it. We were we were working at a
• 1:08:21
  house and everybody got a kind of a creepy vibe up in the attic
• 1:08:27
  of this house. And right.
• 1:08:27
  It was normal set of stairs going up to just like an
• 1:08:30
  unfinished attic space. But you walk up the stairs and
• 1:08:43
  to the left, it's just open like long length of the house area.
• 1:08:51
  And then off to the left of that on the other side of the open
• 1:08:54
  area was like a a short hallway to like a 10 by 10 room that had
• 1:08:58
  like it was set up as like a wardrobe almost.
• 1:09:03
  Man, I looked for Mr. Thomas. I did.
• 1:09:05
  I didn't find him. I didn't find Aslan.
• 1:09:07
  There was no, no Narnia in there.
• 1:09:12
  But I was back in that little 10 by 10 room, getting the last
• 1:09:15
  like, like cedar chest out of there.
• 1:09:19
  And I, I know that I'm the only one.
• 1:09:21
  I think everybody else is downstairs getting the last
• 1:09:23
  little bit of shit out of the way so I can bring this last
• 1:09:25
  piece down from that small room. And I, I hear something fall out
• 1:09:32
  in the open area in this attic. And I realized that I also felt
• 1:09:40
  it through the floor, like I felt my feet felt the impact of
• 1:09:46
  whatever fell on the floor. So I knew it was on the floor
• 1:09:48
  that I was on. And so I walked back up there
• 1:09:52
  and I figured that one of the guys came up and he'd like,
• 1:09:54
  fucking drop something and walk out there.
• 1:09:58
  And there's fucking nothing, no one up there.
• 1:10:02
  And I can't see anything that had fallen that would make sense
• 1:10:05
  for it to be that heavy or that loud.
• 1:10:12
  So I walk out of that 10 by 10 room out of the hallway and I'm
• 1:10:15
  standing in the open part and I, I put the chest down and I'm
• 1:10:21
  like, OK, hey, I'm, I'm, I'm just hired to be here.
• 1:10:31
  I'm, I'm sorry. I got to, I got to move all of
• 1:10:36
  the stuff out of the attic. So if you could not do that
• 1:10:40
  again, that'd be that'd be great.
• 1:10:44
  And like the rest of the crew is down on the on the 1st floor and
• 1:10:49
  I holler down the stairs and I'm like, Hey, can you guys get the
• 1:10:53
  fuck up here? Stuff stuff's moving around and
• 1:10:55
  I don't like it. And I hear guys like kind of
• 1:10:58
  muffled and they're like, is he fucking serious?
• 1:11:00
  Like what a bitch. And I'm like.
• 1:11:02
  Get the fuck up here. So we, yeah, we finished out
• 1:11:08
  that attic real fucking quick and got the fuck out of there.
• 1:11:12
  That was that was fucking creepy.
• 1:11:14
  And I don't have an explanation for that because like everything
• 1:11:17
  was staged in a way that shit wouldn't fall because anything
• 1:11:20
  that breaks on the job comes out of our cut.
• 1:11:24
  So like, yeah, just, you know, weird.
• 1:11:27
  Can't explain that one. And naturally, ChatGPT has given
• 1:11:34
  me a bunch of very logical logical explanations.
• 1:11:49
  Like what? Like it's a lens flare or
• 1:11:54
  internal reflection. That's the most likely one.
• 1:11:57
  It's an out of focus particle, which yeah, OK, IR reflection.
• 1:12:03
  IR reflection to get off of what?
• 1:12:06
  Sensor? Bloom or digital compression
• 1:12:09
  artifact? OK, why?
• 1:12:14
  It's almost certainly not something exotic.
• 1:12:16
  The orb has no consistent interaction with the
• 1:12:18
  environment. Its brightness and position
• 1:12:21
  correlate with camera movement or light angle.
• 1:12:27
  It doesn't maintain physical state or depth cues, which is
• 1:12:31
  fair. So yeah, probably nothing, but
• 1:12:37
  still fucking creepy as hell. So I'll let Maddie tell some
• 1:12:47
  stories. Oh, when, when, when she's when
• 1:12:53
  she gets I'll, I'll have her out.
• 1:12:55
  I'm sure I I know for a fact I will.
• 1:13:01
  But she told me one the other This was also like about a month
• 1:13:05
  or two ago and this was at her house.
• 1:13:08
  Thank fucking God. She was sitting in her living
• 1:13:13
  room and her house is haunted. Like her house has had multiple
• 1:13:20
  accounts of weird things happening.
• 1:13:25
  There's a, there's a ghost that they have, I'm not going to say
• 1:13:29
  his name, but there's a ghost that they named that he has a
• 1:13:31
  name at the house. That's like the one thing you
• 1:13:34
  don't do. That's why, yeah, he, he messes
• 1:13:37
  with people, he pretends these other people and stuff like
• 1:13:40
  that, Yeah. Buddy, that's that's not a
• 1:13:43
  ghost. Yeah, he.
• 1:13:47
  You better not let her bring that shit to your house.
• 1:13:50
  And well, I know that's why I told her I was like, I don't
• 1:13:52
  want that here. But Maddie was in the living
• 1:13:58
  room with her son, the five year old.
• 1:14:04
  And the five year old is talking.
• 1:14:06
  And then all of a sudden he just goes white face staring right at
• 1:14:09
  right behind Maddie. And Maddie immediately picks up
• 1:14:13
  on it and she goes, what? He goes, there's a little boy
• 1:14:17
  behind you. He doesn't have a face.
• 1:14:20
  And she's like, no, she's like, what is he doing?
• 1:14:23
  He's just standing there and he was scared.
• 1:14:27
  Like he was like pale like he was like, you could she, she
• 1:14:31
  does a better job telling the story because there, I think
• 1:14:34
  there's a little bit more to it, but not much.
• 1:14:38
  But it was more or less like, what is he doing?
• 1:14:40
  He's just standing there. Does he want anything?
• 1:14:43
  I don't think so. You know, like stuff like that.
• 1:14:45
  He can't tell me he doesn't have a face.
• 1:14:48
  Huh. He can't tell me he doesn't have
• 1:14:51
  a face. There's a Have you seen this?
• 1:14:59
  We were talking about people that that passed away and stuff
• 1:15:02
  like that. I was friends with a guy named
• 1:15:05
  we went to school with his name was Ryan Paris and Ryan Paris
• 1:15:09
  passed away. Rest in peace.
• 1:15:13
  Me and Ryan got in powered. Me and Brian got in so much
• 1:15:17
  trouble in school because we were always quoting Scary movie
• 1:15:23
  in in in in our in Miss Meyers micro labs class and I have no
• 1:15:29
  problem going on record just saying Miss Meyer was a bitch.
• 1:15:34
  She was just mean to us like any chance she get.
• 1:15:38
  She kicked me out of her class 36 times in one.
• 1:15:42
  Did you guys deserve it? Sometimes.
• 1:15:45
  OK. Sometimes.
• 1:15:48
  So you know what? Let me let me tell you.
• 1:15:49
  Let me tell you a story that kind of proves that she was a
• 1:15:52
  bitch. We were supposed to go up north
• 1:15:58
  and my dad, which he should not have done this.
• 1:16:01
  I was not liked by the teachers at all and there was reason for
• 1:16:06
  that. But he gave the teacher the
• 1:16:10
  golden opportunity to finally get it back, give it back to me.
• 1:16:14
  My dad was going up north and he told the teachers that if I was
• 1:16:18
  to misbehave the event all this week I wasn't going to get to go
• 1:16:21
  on vacation up north with them. And I made it to the last day
• 1:16:28
  and Miss Meyer kicked me out for something stupid.
• 1:16:32
  I did not deserve to get kicked out.
• 1:16:33
  And I stand by that and she looked at me and she smirked and
• 1:16:37
  she goes, it looks like you're not going on vacation after all
• 1:16:40
  the homage And she sends me to the SRC.
• 1:16:43
  So when I say she's a bitch, she deserved that shit.
• 1:16:46
  But anyway, me and Ryan Paris used to quote Scary Movie.
• 1:16:52
  Here's this funny quote where she's talking about how she saw
• 1:16:57
  the ghost of the, the, the little Asian boy on the stairs
• 1:17:00
  and she was like this. She's like, no, no, no, it's not
• 1:17:03
  that I've seen a face. The guy goes, did it have a
• 1:17:06
  nose? And she goes, yes.
• 1:17:07
  And he goes, you're right. That does sound like a face.
• 1:17:09
  It was so funny, dude. Did it have a nose?
• 1:17:25
  Yes, it does sound like a face. I freaking love dude.
• 1:17:29
  The scary movies are so freaking funny.
• 1:17:32
  I love them. Oh we used to quote that shit
• 1:17:37
  all the time. RIP.
• 1:17:43
  Ah dude this got weird. This whole thing derailed with
• 1:17:46
  talking about Sasquatch. Sasquatch, Wendigo, and spirits.
• 1:17:50
  And fucking ghosty and and then you guys were talking about
• 1:17:53
  mimics and demons and shit. Yeah, dude, like this one, like
• 1:17:57
  so like another story of this, of this, of this, you know, like
• 1:18:01
  you said, mimic or thing. So Maddie was when she was a
• 1:18:05
  kid, she knew it as the ghost with the red face.
• 1:18:08
  And so did her, so did her cousin or something.
• 1:18:15
  Like there were other kids who also experienced this ghost with
• 1:18:17
  the red face and it and it was mainly seen in a certain attic.
• 1:18:23
  But Maddie had an ex-boyfriend living with her.
• 1:18:29
  And apparently like he had a full on conversation with Maddie
• 1:18:34
  upstairs and he went downstairs and Maddie was downstairs and
• 1:18:41
  like not like not maybe not like a full blown conversation, but
• 1:18:46
  but but an interaction, like they were talking for a second
• 1:18:49
  and he goes down and Maddie was downstairs.
• 1:18:53
  So like when I go to that house, I don't like being there, dude.
• 1:18:57
  Like I don't want that shit. Is is she in the same house she
• 1:19:01
  grew up in? I think so.
• 1:19:05
  Is it attached to the house or is it attached to her?
• 1:19:09
  I don't know, dude, I don't know.
• 1:19:14
  Me. You might want to think twice
• 1:19:15
  about this whole getting married thing, dog.
• 1:19:17
  I have crosses in there, we're good.
• 1:19:19
  I have the Lord so. That's yeah, yeah.
• 1:19:26
  No like. Yeah, dude, it's scary shit.
• 1:19:32
  It is scary shit. It's like dude, like if it
• 1:19:37
  bleeds I I generally am like yeah OK, I'll take my chances.
• 1:19:42
  I can't shoot a fucking ghost bro.
• 1:19:44
  That's the scariest part. Dude is like I can't fucking.
• 1:19:50
  I'm going to walk around with lit sage all the goddamn time
• 1:19:53
  and holy water. Yeah, like, like, no, I can't.
• 1:19:58
  I can't do anything about that. Yeah.
• 1:20:02
  Like I I cannot effectively defend a position against
• 1:20:05
  something that does not abide by the laws of physics, and that's
• 1:20:14
  the part that fucks me up. I wonder what a 450 round would
• 1:20:21
  do to low indigo. They would blow a hole through
• 1:20:24
  whatever's fucking behind it. Yeah, maybe blow a branch off.
• 1:20:27
  When I'm like, I'm not afraid. I'm I'm not afraid of shit when
• 1:20:33
  I'm in the woods, when I'm, when I've got my bow, I'm I'm, I'm a
• 1:20:37
  little, I'm a little scared when I have that 450 dude, I'm ready
• 1:20:44
  to go to war. Like it is not like it's like I
• 1:20:48
  wish a motherfucker would when I have that thing in my hands
• 1:20:51
  because that thing is deadly and I freaking love that gun.
• 1:20:58
  But you'll never see me. Like if I go camping, I'm not
• 1:21:01
  camping in the woods without that thing.
• 1:21:02
  My 450 is coming with me. Fuck that, you know, or like and
• 1:21:08
  a revolver like I don't understand like how these people
• 1:21:11
  who are going on these long ass hikes and shit, why do you not
• 1:21:14
  have a 44 mag on your hip like? Why?
• 1:21:18
  Because a lot of those guys you don't through hike the
• 1:21:21
  Appalachian Trail generally alone.
• 1:21:24
  You're with a group or you're bouncing from one group to the
• 1:21:26
  next and their safety in numbers, right?
• 1:21:30
  You don't have to outrun the Wendigo, you just have to outrun
• 1:21:33
  the slowest person in the group. But you can outrun somebody if
• 1:21:37
  you put a four, four or 44 into into someone's leg, you know, So
• 1:21:42
  it's good to have that. What do you think the charge
• 1:21:45
  would be for that? Would that be manslaughter?
• 1:21:47
  That's the best part is they never find them.
• 1:21:52
  You know, they never find them and they were never seen again,
• 1:21:58
  you know, right. I'm just saying I would feel a
• 1:22:03
  whole lot more comfortable if I had the freaking dirty hairy
• 1:22:10
  special on my hip, you know? Yeah, but what do you do when
• 1:22:14
  you send a 44 mag through like a Wendigo center mass and then I
• 1:22:17
  just like I am Groot. Fucking gross that shit back
• 1:22:21
  immediately. Well, listen, I'm going to, I'm
• 1:22:31
  going to tell you a story. It's a hypothetical situation.
• 1:22:36
  It's a hypothetical situation that I have put a lot of thought
• 1:22:39
  into. And it's kind of the same
• 1:22:41
  principle here. I am terrified of spiders,
• 1:22:47
  right? And I always claimed that if you
• 1:22:53
  were to lock me in a room with a giant spider and you gave me a
• 1:22:58
  loaded gun, I'm emptying that magazine into my face because
• 1:23:04
  I'm not going to fucking. I'm not going to see.
• 1:23:07
  I'm not going to fuck around and see just what happens if I miss
• 1:23:10
  aiming at the fucking spider. Same.
• 1:23:14
  So that's. If you send one into the heart
• 1:23:16
  of a Wendigo and it grows it back, you just you just turn it
• 1:23:19
  around 180° and just send another one so.
• 1:23:24
  That's that's in line with my answer about the what primate do
• 1:23:28
  you want the people to drop off on the island?
• 1:23:32
  My answer is fucking King Kong. Cuz guess what's not my fucking
• 1:23:35
  problem anymore? Being stranded on a God damn
• 1:23:38
  island eating primates. Yeah dude, I hate talking about
• 1:23:47
  ghosts bro, it's just scary as fuck.
• 1:23:52
  Yeah, I'm not gonna sleep great tonight, that's for fucking
• 1:23:55
  sure. Like I'm just gonna sit here.
• 1:24:01
  The dark corners. Not get up, leave all the
• 1:24:05
  goddamn lights on and just wait for Maddie to get here because
• 1:24:07
  I'm, I'm, I'm scared. When's when she's supposed to
• 1:24:12
  get there? How much longer you got to wait?
• 1:24:14
  I think she normally gets here like 10:30.
• 1:24:17
  Oh Jesus, so we shouldn't end this now and just let you sit
• 1:24:20
  there for 45 minutes. No, please don't.
• 1:24:24
  And he was never heard from again.
• 1:24:29
  I'm trying to think if I had. I'm trying to think if I've had
• 1:24:33
  anything else happen. Because I I have I I don't think
• 1:24:36
  I have. You talking about ghost shit or
• 1:24:38
  your recap? Ghost shit.
• 1:24:42
  Now I'm done talking about ghost shit.
• 1:24:43
  Jimmy, I need to sleep tonight. It's a school night.
• 1:24:47
  People want to know though. Do they?
• 1:24:50
  Because they wanted to know about the legend of York and
• 1:24:53
  Sasquatch didn't want to know about fucking demons and shit.
• 1:24:56
  You know what? I did see something, I don't
• 1:25:00
  know what it was, it would have been three years ago.
• 1:25:05
  I was hunting at my normal spot. I was hunting with my buddy
• 1:25:12
  Greg. And thanks, Beads, for using me
• 1:25:19
  as a step stool and digging your nails behind my back.
• 1:25:25
  I forget if I shot a deer or if Greg shot a deer, but we tracked
• 1:25:32
  the deer. And so like to my left is a
• 1:25:37
  giant bowl. Like a giant bowl bigger than a
• 1:25:43
  football field, like bigger than like the size of a football
• 1:25:47
  stadium is like like width wise, width and length wise, maybe not
• 1:25:53
  depth wise, but but it's, it's just basically a giant bowl
• 1:25:58
  slash swamp. There's a, there's a body of
• 1:26:01
  water in the middle of it and everything on the other side.
• 1:26:04
  It goes on the other side of the bowl.
• 1:26:07
  It goes up and it's a really nice property over there.
• 1:26:09
  I see a ton of deer over there all the goddamn time.
• 1:26:11
  Big ones too. Man, I wish I could hunt that.
• 1:26:17
  But we were tracking. We found the deer, we gutted the
• 1:26:23
  deer and we were walking back and all of a sudden on the other
• 1:26:28
  side of that bowl, I see something hauling ass and it was
• 1:26:33
  big. It was, it looked big.
• 1:26:37
  Like even from far away it looked big.
• 1:26:40
  It looked, it looked like basically like a fucking
• 1:26:42
  football player was running, but it was faster than any any
• 1:26:46
  person can possibly run. This thing was covering fucking
• 1:26:49
  distance. And I swear it looked like it
• 1:26:53
  was on foot. You know, it could have been a
• 1:26:55
  deer. I don't think it was, though.
• 1:26:58
  This thing was, it looked bigger than a deer because it was a
• 1:27:00
  good distance away. It wasn't a bear.
• 1:27:02
  We don't have a bear like that, especially not in this part of
• 1:27:05
  the state. We have no bear.
• 1:27:06
  So it was on, it was on 4 legs then.
• 1:27:09
  It looked like it looked like it was a person.
• 1:27:12
  It looked like it was. It looked like it was a big
• 1:27:15
  fucking round mass body of a person hauling ass, built like a
• 1:27:21
  fucking linebacker, dude. That's what it looked like.
• 1:27:25
  And then it was gone in the trees and I'm like, I'm, I'm
• 1:27:28
  holding my rifle on, aiming over there.
• 1:27:29
  I'm trying to see like I wasn't going to shoot or anything.
• 1:27:32
  I wouldn't have been able to hit it anyway.
• 1:27:34
  That's probably like a 300 yard shot.
• 1:27:37
  And I'm just trying to catch a glimpse of this thing in my
• 1:27:41
  scope and it was gone. And Greg's like what?
• 1:27:43
  I was like, dude, I just saw something.
• 1:27:46
  I was like, like, I like, I was like, I was like, no bullshit,
• 1:27:48
  dude. I promise you on everything, I
• 1:27:50
  just saw something, I don't know what it was.
• 1:27:53
  And he was like, you know, he shrugs it off.
• 1:27:56
  He's like, yeah, probably a deer.
• 1:27:58
  I'm like, no dude, this thing was fucking booking it and it
• 1:28:01
  looked like a linebacker the way it like I like, I cuz I swear I
• 1:28:04
  saw shoulders going, you know, like this fucking hauling ass
• 1:28:08
  dude. And that that was in Hillsdale.
• 1:28:14
  So no bear in Hillsdale, No brown bear in Hillsdale for
• 1:28:18
  sure. We don't have those.
• 1:28:20
  Yeah, and just crazy. I heard it before I seen it.
• 1:28:24
  And then when I seen it, it was too late.
• 1:28:26
  Like it was already gone. But but yeah, the only time I've
• 1:28:31
  ever really seen anything but I'm able to tell myself it was a
• 1:28:36
  deer and I was able to sleep that night.
• 1:28:40
  Yeah, no, that's that's fair. That's no.
• 1:28:46
  Fuck that. You should remind me if you ever
• 1:28:49
  asked me if I want to go hunting with you, that the answer is no.
• 1:28:53
  Dude you'd be a fool because I fucking hunt in a great ass
• 1:28:57
  spot. What's an ass spot?
• 1:29:00
  It's an ass spot fucking it's the bomb diggity dude.
• 1:29:07
  I fucking I like would never give up like the, the property
• 1:29:12
  that we're on, the campground with it, with the with the, with
• 1:29:18
  the 100 acres and the campground itself.
• 1:29:21
  I think they want at least $1,000,000 if they sell it.
• 1:29:24
  It is a great piece of property, fantastic hunting.
• 1:29:31
  But yeah. You know, maybe I'm sure there's
• 1:29:36
  some outdoorsman out there that would pull some cash together
• 1:29:39
  and and make that happen. Wish I wish I knew some of that
• 1:29:44
  type of money that could help me out.
• 1:29:55
  What else you got? Jeez, I don't know this this
• 1:29:58
  whole paranormal talk that I knew we were getting into but I
• 1:30:01
  didn't think we're going to go that far fucking into it has has
• 1:30:06
  now fucked my brain. It is.
• 1:30:08
  It's cool to kind of talk about this shit.
• 1:30:10
  Is it though? Yeah, I'm scared.
• 1:30:13
  I'm not. You know, yeah, I, I peed.
• 1:30:18
  I keep looking over at the washer and dryer like I'm not,
• 1:30:21
  you know? I where where's the washer and
• 1:30:24
  dryer in relation to where you are now?
• 1:30:26
  Like you don't have to move your camera, but like.
• 1:30:36
  So you see those? Yeah, they always see it
• 1:30:39
  standing right there. What happens if you turn that
• 1:30:42
  light off? I'm not even going to try to
• 1:30:45
  find out. You see how so I think it is.
• 1:30:50
  You can't really see it. I have an apron hanging above
• 1:30:54
  the washer and dryer, right? So I like to.
• 1:30:59
  Oh, that's dude, by the way. That's dude.
• 1:31:02
  Yeah. Dude, get dude out.
• 1:31:06
  All right, hang on. Let's introduce our sixth damn
• 1:31:12
  dude named Dude. I'm actually getting rid of dude
• 1:31:17
  pretty soon. Why?
• 1:31:20
  I'm sick of having them dude stealing it.
• 1:31:23
  Who hurt You can't get rid of dude, Jimmy.
• 1:31:36
  Come and get. Him.
• 1:31:37
  He can't hear. Oh, he can't.
• 1:31:39
  Hear him long enough. My wife told me that I'm not
• 1:31:44
  allowed to have snakes so I will not be getting dude.
• 1:31:52
  As much as I would love to get dude from you, I cannot do beads
• 1:32:02
  and dude get along. Oh dude, how big is he now?
• 1:32:13
  I feel like he hasn't fucking grown at all.
• 1:32:15
  He hasn't. He doesn't even look like he's
• 1:32:20
  gotten any thicker. Yep, Beads was about to end,
• 1:32:25
  dude. And then you wouldn't have to
• 1:32:26
  worry about rehoming him. Beads is fucking pissed.
• 1:32:35
  Yeah, he's his name is Dude because he's got a mustache.
• 1:32:42
  Senior dude. He's our dude.
• 1:32:48
  Yeah, that cute old snake face. I will show Jenna this part of
• 1:32:54
  the episode and I will try to convince her to let me bring him
• 1:32:58
  back when. This this was Mike's snake in
• 1:33:01
  high school. It was.
• 1:33:04
  And he went into the Marines and he made me take him, and he
• 1:33:10
  hasn't died. Yet, which is wild, that snake
• 1:33:17
  is. Kind of an idiot.
• 1:33:20
  He does not bite. I would I would spit my pants
• 1:33:25
  right now if he just tagged you in the fucking face.
• 1:33:27
  You be nice to him. That would be the funniest
• 1:33:31
  thing. He doesn't bite.
• 1:33:33
  I've gotten bitten by him because I've done that, but it
• 1:33:37
  was my fault. I picked him up really, really
• 1:33:41
  quick and I went high in his face really quick and his I
• 1:33:45
  scared him and he went and it was one of those push bites.
• 1:33:48
  Like it wasn't like a it wasn't I'm going to bite you and grab
• 1:33:51
  onto you bite. It was just like a push with his
• 1:33:53
  teeth. Basically.
• 1:33:54
  I got to put him back because he's going hog wild.
• 1:33:57
  There, Bades is upset. He's in explore mode.
• 1:34:01
  Quit it, you're not happy. That's not how we're getting rid
• 1:34:10
  of him. Did you hear about meowing?
• 1:34:15
  No, it's not getting picked up. Beads is like meow got.
• 1:34:22
  It. That's actually the first time
• 1:34:26
  like beads is like shown like interest in the snake because
• 1:34:31
  I've had them out before and beads is like like that was the
• 1:34:35
  most interest and now beads is like locked in on that cage.
• 1:34:42
  Quit it, can't have them. But yeah, my buddy's going to
• 1:34:49
  take them off my hands. So he's just, he takes up a good
• 1:34:56
  amount of room and I'm trying to clear some room out.
• 1:34:59
  Yeah, he does and I don't, I don't have anywhere to put him.
• 1:35:03
  He would have to go in the basement and.
• 1:35:07
  He's such a bot dude. Like he's when it comes to
• 1:35:10
  eating, he's an idiot. Like, yeah.
• 1:35:14
  You throw a rat in there, he'll grab it and he'll still be
• 1:35:18
  holding on to it and he'll let go of it and then look for it,
• 1:35:21
  even though he's still holding on to it.
• 1:35:23
  It's like, you idiot, you're holding on to it and like,
• 1:35:26
  sometimes you got to reach in there, risk getting bitten, grab
• 1:35:29
  the rat's tail to shake it a little bit so he realizes, oh, I
• 1:35:33
  stole him holding on to this thing.
• 1:35:35
  Oh, he's still here. Frigging idiot.
• 1:35:40
  Yeah, no, that that sounds about right.
• 1:35:43
  Kitty died a couple years ago. I miss Kitty.
• 1:35:46
  Kitty was a great year. I don't know, I.
• 1:35:49
  Just died. Damn.
• 1:35:51
  Yeah. So Kitty was a ball Python.
• 1:35:54
  Yeah, yeah. That Kitty had a painful bite
• 1:35:58
  dude. He hit hard.
• 1:36:02
  What is it with you and getting bit by fucking snakes?
• 1:36:05
  I've been around all of these same snakes and never gotten
• 1:36:08
  bit. You never had the balls to hold
• 1:36:10
  Duncan. That's the difference.
• 1:36:12
  Duncan lived in my house. I handled Duncan a lot.
• 1:36:17
  You did not have Duncan living at your house.
• 1:36:20
  I I did. He was in there when I had
• 1:36:23
  Goliath and that other red tail that was in Rob's class.
• 1:36:31
  Did you took Duncan? Yeah.
• 1:36:33
  Duncan was at my house. And you held them.
• 1:36:37
  I fucking washed that mother fucker in the bathtub.
• 1:36:40
  You never held Duncan without getting bit.
• 1:36:42
  So I realized that if you go in and you find a place like middle
• 1:36:49
  of the back, if he's got his head somewhere else, if you pet
• 1:36:54
  him a couple times and then he flattens out and gets really
• 1:36:56
  pissed off, you just keep keep touching him and keep working
• 1:37:00
  him. You can eventually get under him
• 1:37:03
  and then he's cool. No.
• 1:37:07
  I I promise you. See, I wasn't really worried
• 1:37:09
  about getting cool. I was just, you know, fuck it,
• 1:37:13
  I'm just going to grab this snake and pull him out, you
• 1:37:15
  know? See that that's that's why,
• 1:37:17
  that's why you got bit and I didn't because I didn't want to
• 1:37:21
  get bit. Yeah, it didn't bother me.
• 1:37:24
  Yeah, I watched you get bit enough that I'm like, you know,
• 1:37:27
  I don't think I would like that. That doesn't look like fun.
• 1:37:32
  It doesn't hurt too bad. It only hurts when they latch on
• 1:37:36
  and Duncan wasn't a latcher really you're only you're only
• 1:37:41
  going to have a snack snake like latch on to you if he if it's a
• 1:37:44
  feeding response and not like an aggression bite.
• 1:37:48
  And that's when it sucks that like Kitty, Kitty bit me one
• 1:37:53
  time and because it was, it was during feeding and he, I went to
• 1:38:00
  go, I had to reach in there for something and he missed the
• 1:38:04
  mouse or rat or whatever it was. And he grabbed me and he grabbed
• 1:38:07
  me right here. And all of the nerves in your
• 1:38:11
  arm meet right here. The snake gave me nerve damage.
• 1:38:18
  I had to go to the doctor and I had to take neurotin.
• 1:38:25
  I had to take neurotin for my nerve damage and it was, it was
• 1:38:30
  terrible, dude. If I moved my finger the wrong
• 1:38:33
  way, it would send a jolt of pain through my arm.
• 1:38:36
  I remember I worked construction at the time and I was, I had to
• 1:38:40
  lift a bag of mortar and it was 50 lbs.
• 1:38:43
  And I moved my finger the wrong way and my arm sprung open and I
• 1:38:47
  dropped the mortar bag on the floor and it blew up on the
• 1:38:50
  floor and mortar got everywhere. And I was like, you know, I
• 1:38:53
  might need to find a different task.
• 1:38:55
  In the meantime, I was like, I can't, I can't lift this much
• 1:38:59
  right now. The funniest part about all of
• 1:39:02
  this is that you got fucked up by a ball.
• 1:39:04
  Pipe. Yeah.
• 1:39:05
  Balls. The nicest freaking kind of
• 1:39:07
  snakes, yeah. Dude he like he bit notorious
• 1:39:12
  for having the worst fucking feeding responses.
• 1:39:14
  Never fucking strikes. You got fucking nerve damage
• 1:39:18
  from 1:00. Yeah, dude, his his.
• 1:39:21
  When he bit it hurt. He had impact.
• 1:39:26
  Like he hit hard, man. That snake hit hard when he bit.
• 1:39:31
  Like you felt the impact and the teeth you with dude, you just
• 1:39:35
  feel the teeth. It's like a gentle bite.
• 1:39:37
  It's a quick gentle bite. With with Kitty, it was a
• 1:39:40
  smashing bite. Like he'd smash into you and
• 1:39:43
  like just fucking like man, that shit sucked.
• 1:39:49
  Duncan was an asshole. If he grabbed you, he would do
• 1:39:53
  this with his mouth. Yeah, that she'd chew on you.
• 1:39:57
  That shit sucked. I I watched him do that to you.
• 1:40:00
  One day, one day I want to get I want to get a a green tree boa.
• 1:40:08
  Yes. Those are beautiful, but I I
• 1:40:11
  just don't have the time, the money right now because it's
• 1:40:14
  that is a snake that you need to have like a humidifier in there.
• 1:40:20
  They are meaner than shit. They do need they they just
• 1:40:24
  require more. They require a certain
• 1:40:26
  temperature, they require certain humidity and they are
• 1:40:32
  you can't really tame them. They they are Dicks basically.
• 1:40:38
  And this goes this with spiders too.
• 1:40:40
  If it's a tree species of animal, it's going to be an
• 1:40:43
  asshole is a good rule to live by.
• 1:40:51
  But yeah, I would like one one day.
• 1:40:53
  Well, I don't know, man. Zabu the lemurs seemed pretty
• 1:40:56
  fucking cool. Yeah, lemurs are cool.
• 1:41:00
  I don't think it counts with monkeys.
• 1:41:04
  I think it's just like spiders and snakes and bugs.
• 1:41:07
  If it lives in a tree, it's a Dick.
• 1:41:09
  Creepy critters not not cute critters.
• 1:41:12
  Because sloths aren't assholes. I think they, I think they would
• 1:41:17
  be. But koalas are.
• 1:41:20
  Koalas are riddled with fucking. Chlamydia.
• 1:41:23
  Gonorrhea. Is it chlamydia?
• 1:41:25
  Chlamydia. Yeah, and they're rapey.
• 1:41:28
  And they're they're rapey. They're no.
• 1:41:33
  But koalas. Koalas are aggressive.
• 1:41:39
  What else? That's a tree.
• 1:41:40
  That's aggressive. A drop bear.
• 1:41:46
  Fuck is that? ChatGPT This will be the last
• 1:41:50
  ChatGPT bit we do for this episode.
• 1:41:52
  What is a drop bear? Just fucking oh.
• 1:42:03
  What the fuck is that? A drop bear is a fictional
• 1:42:06
  creature from Australian folklore.
• 1:42:08
  Basically an inside joke that Australians love to play on
• 1:42:11
  tourists. According to legend, the drop
• 1:42:14
  bear is a large, aggressive relative of the koala who lives
• 1:42:16
  high in trees. Drops down on specific people
• 1:42:19
  underneath. Targets tourists more than
• 1:42:21
  locals. They're carnivorous, sharp
• 1:42:25
  tooth, very territorial. I love how all of the pictures
• 1:42:34
  of drop bears are just angry koalas.
• 1:42:37
  Yeah. They do look cute, but I they
• 1:42:45
  are. Yeah, I mean, look at those
• 1:42:47
  fucking teeth, dude. I'm not fucking with a koala.
• 1:42:54
  I mean, everything in Australia wants to kill you.
• 1:42:58
  I got attacked by a Groundhog one time.
• 1:43:00
  Not a guy. Or a woodchuck.
• 1:43:03
  Told that story. Did I on this podcast?
• 1:43:08
  I don't know if it. I don't know if it made the cut.
• 1:43:13
  I I don't think it was one of the episodes that were aired.
• 1:43:17
  I, I'll never forget I saw one and it looked cute and cuddly
• 1:43:23
  and I came up to it and it started grunting at me and
• 1:43:27
  charging me. And then the next thing I heard
• 1:43:29
  was the sound of my steel toe cracking it in the noggin and it
• 1:43:34
  turning around and running because it was in my front yard.
• 1:43:39
  And I was like, oh, look at you. And I was like started lunging
• 1:43:43
  at me, dude. I didn't know what like it was
• 1:43:45
  like kind of like kind of jumping, like it wasn't getting
• 1:43:48
  a lot of air, but it was lunging at me for sure.
• 1:43:51
  I was like, holy shit, I was not expecting that out of one of
• 1:43:54
  them things. Luckily I was wearing steel
• 1:43:57
  toes. I have a hunting story, not
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  about a Groundhog, but I, you know, I got bored.
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  I was sitting in a ground blind and like the property was packed
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  when nobody was back in the hardwoods where I was at.
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  So I get bored and I start walking around just like doing
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  like limited pushes around the edges of bedding area trying to
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  get anything to get up and moving toward the other guys.
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  And so I, I sit down at the base of a tree and I'm, you know,
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  sitting, looking, listening, and there's a fucking squirrel that
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  had been making its way down a tree but fucking stopped because
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  it saw me in orange sitting at the bottom of the tree.
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  I didn't know squirrels fucking barked, but this thing was like
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  it was channeling its inner fucking Pitbull barking at me
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  from 8 feet up in a tree right next to me.
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  And I'm like, I'm sitting there with sitting there with my 450
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  Bushmaster and I'm like, swear to God, if you, if you feel like
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  I'm looking at this thing through the scope and I'm like,
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  if you move down that tree at all, you will be squirrel,
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  squirrel bits. And that's the end of it.
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  And then I remember that where I'm sitting on the other side of
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  that tree is my buddy in a stand and like the angle probably way
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  off, but in my head I'm like, fuck, I can't even shoot that
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  squirrel because if anything goes wrong, I'm sending a 450
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  bushmaster around toward my buddy.
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  And I'm not fucking doing that. And a a PSA for everyone out
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  there. If you're hunting on a property
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  with multiple individuals, especially during gun season,
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  and you are wearing your orange but you're back in the woods,
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  there's some threw some thick shit.
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  It would be smart to let everyone know that you were
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  moving and a general distance and direction where you intend
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  to move. Because I'm sitting there at the
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  base of this tree with a tree that is probably half as wide as
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  I am, in between me and my buddy, and I hear him start
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  cracking off fucking rounds at deer standing in front of him.
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  But I don't know, there's deer there.
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  So I just hear him start fucking shooting.
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  And I'm doing the mental math. And like, you know, there's a
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  very distinct difference between standing behind a gun and
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  standing on the wrong end of a gun when it's going off.
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  Yeah, that is that is not a sound you want to hear when
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  you're sitting on the fucking ground.
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  There's some thick shit when your buddy's shooting and some
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  fucking deer. So that that was really fucking
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  dumb. That was stupid.
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  That was a stupid fucking thing that I did.
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  And yeah, for all of you out there, all of you who partake in
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  in woods activities, if you're out in the woods between
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  September and January, wear bright fucking colors.
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  And if you're hunting on a property, especially during gun
• 1:47:23
  season, let the other folks that you're hunting with know that
• 1:47:26
  you are moving because it's not worth dying in the woods,
• 1:47:31
  especially not in a hunting accident.
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  Even if you're not hunting, if you're in the woods during the
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  fall, wear something bright. Yes.
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  Where? Where orange?
• 1:47:41
  Where pink? Where your hive is something.
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  Me and me and Greg were hunting and luckily it was just me and
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  Greg out that day and I had seen movement but I knew it wasn't
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  deer. I knew it was people and it was
• 1:48:04
  these girls. They maybe maybe high school
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  freshman ish, you know, they were younger, they didn't know
• 1:48:13
  they were trespassing. They were walking there's trails
• 1:48:17
  on our campground and whatever. They were just going for a walk
• 1:48:22
  and all of a sudden I walk up and I got a rifle in my hand and
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  I put my rifle down so they know that I'm not a threat.
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  And I was, I was like, I don't want to be a Dick to you guys.
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  I'm not the property owner. I was like, but you're not
• 1:48:43
  supposed to be here. I strongly suggest you guys turn
• 1:48:47
  around and go back the way you came.
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  I was like, and make some noise on your way out.
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  I was like, because you guys are in the woods smack dab in the
• 1:48:59
  middle of hunting season. I was like, you're walking past
• 1:49:04
  my spot. I was like, you're about to walk
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  past my buddy's spot. I was like, you can see him
• 1:49:10
  right there up in that tree. There he is.
• 1:49:13
  And he actually came down and was talking to him too.
• 1:49:18
  And we're like, there's other hunters in these woods.
• 1:49:23
  And I told them I was like, and hunters are notorious.
• 1:49:25
  So I was like, there's a stigma that they shoot before they know
• 1:49:28
  what they're shooting at. I was like, that's
• 1:49:30
  unfortunately, that's a stigma that hunters get.
• 1:49:32
  I was like. And they did it for a reason.
• 1:49:35
  I would hate to see something happen to you guys because you
• 1:49:38
  guys were walking on the wrong property.
• 1:49:40
  Make sure you guys know where you're going and make sure that
• 1:49:43
  the property you're on, you have the right to be on.
• 1:49:45
  I was like, because of you guys are walking on other people's
• 1:49:47
  property with hunters, you guys are, you guys could get hurt,
• 1:49:50
  like seriously hurt. I was like, there's five other
• 1:49:53
  guys in our camp that all hunt in the direction that you're
• 1:49:56
  about to walk. I was like, they're not here
• 1:49:57
  right now. I was like, but you never know
• 1:50:00
  if they are. And I told them I was like, rule
• 1:50:04
  of thumb, if it's the middle of fall and it's getting into
• 1:50:09
  winter, it's hunting season. I was like, and you guys are in
• 1:50:13
  deer country, put some orange on, put some bright clothes on
• 1:50:18
  and make sure you guys are talking loud enough or whistling
• 1:50:21
  or whatever, you know, doing what you got to do to make sure
• 1:50:23
  you guys are known. So.
• 1:50:28
  But yeah. Because it is 100% better to
• 1:50:31
  take the ash chewing from a pissed off hunter for ruining
• 1:50:34
  his hunt than it is to, you know, leave the woods in a bag.
• 1:50:41
  Yeah, I didn't even chew him off.
• 1:50:43
  I was super nice about it. I knew they weren't doing it on
• 1:50:46
  purpose. You know it's not.
• 1:50:47
  Like, you know, you're not every guy that's sitting in a tree
• 1:50:51
  stand, right? During rifle season when they've
• 1:50:53
  saved up their leave all fucking year, right?
• 1:50:57
  To take PTO to, you know, go out for two weeks, right?
• 1:51:04
  So yeah, don't be dumb. That's a good worker be.
• 1:51:08
  Fucking dumb out there. That's a good place though.
• 1:51:11
  Wrap it up. Yeah, no, that's fair, Jimmy, if
• 1:51:14
  you want to hang out with the demons in your house.
• 1:51:16
  And that's on you, bud. There's no demons in this house.
• 1:51:21
  Not yet. Go be there laundry.
• 1:51:28
  Fucking hell. I just told her to get here and
• 1:51:31
  I looked at her Snapchat and she is like she's right, she's in
• 1:51:35
  and she's in my city right now so she'll be here in a second
• 1:51:39
  so. Better tell her to do a fucking
• 1:51:42
  cleanse before she walks in the goddamn door.
• 1:51:44
  I'm going to sit here scared for a couple minutes and she's going
• 1:51:46
  to come in and save me, so thank God, you know?
• 1:51:54
  What is it, a spider? No, that bitch is doing laundry
• 1:51:57
  in the corner again. Spirits.
• 1:52:02
  Yeah, that this episode got fucking weird.
• 1:52:06
  Is this what happens when Gavin's not on?
• 1:52:08
  We scare ourselves. Yeah, I don't like this.
• 1:52:11
  Gavin, Kevin. 'S episodes anymore.
• 1:52:13
  I don't know, it was a good one. We should talk about this type
• 1:52:15
  of shit more. Cat butt.
• 1:52:18
  That's a bubble. Oh, there's this.
• 1:52:21
  There's this empty sack. Oh be.
• 1:52:25
  Jimmy, it's not that kind of show.
• 1:52:28
  There you go. Only beads.
• 1:52:31
  Oh, beads. No, no.
• 1:52:36
  All right. You got any, any final thoughts?
• 1:52:39
  Saved rounds? You got anything to leave the
• 1:52:41
  folks with? What's your sign off bud?
• 1:52:48
  I don't have a sign off yet. What happened to stay sweet out
• 1:52:52
  there? That was that was from the other
• 1:52:56
  one. That was that other show.
• 1:53:01
  Yeah. All right, fine.
• 1:53:05
  I'll figure something out. Well, I mean, that was mine.
• 1:53:09
  So like there's there's plenty. There's plenty that I could do.
• 1:53:13
  I just, I could bring, I could bring back stay sweet out there
• 1:53:17
  because that is mine. It's up to you man, it's your
• 1:53:19
  sign off so I. Don't know, we'll figure it out.
• 1:53:21
  Yeah, just have something by next episode.
• 1:53:23
  You got a week to figure it out. I.
• 1:53:24
  Don't know. We'll see.
• 1:53:25
  We'll see. All right, well, for Jimmy, for
• 1:53:31
  Gavin, who's not here for beads and and beads and dude and the
• 1:53:37
  red faced ghost. I'm Mike and this has been an
• 1:53:42
  episode of the Three Damn Dudes. Thanks for showing up.