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New Dirty Little Secret:"The Creepiest Funeral Home Secret Ever" · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: Get it up your chest to commise you'll feel better.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the dirty well.
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  Speaker 1: Chance it is Disneyland vacation on us coming up next.
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  Speaker 1: Get ready for that. It's mixed one or two point
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  Speaker 1: nine bill ay a kid kid a Slopez producer. Poo
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  Speaker 1: and your secrets, your confessions. It's like spring cleaning for
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  Speaker 1: your soul. Okay, just lends it. Get it out. It
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  Speaker 1: will feel so much better. Get it out of your
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  Speaker 1: I don't know heart. This is now. I said this
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  Speaker 1: guy was unique. So I said he was unique. I
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  Speaker 1: said that, you know, No, You're just definitely different something
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  Speaker 1: something different.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been told I'm a little different. Uh. I
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  Speaker 2: work in a funeral home, and it's not just you know,
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  Speaker 2: needed a job now I work here. It's been in
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  Speaker 2: our family for four generations. Really yeah, I like started
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  Speaker 2: helping my dad as a kid, probably younger than a
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  Speaker 2: kid should sea bodies. Right now, I run it since
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  Speaker 2: he passed a few years ago. Okay, And even though
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  Speaker 2: I've been around it for years and years and years,
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  Speaker 2: it's always creep me out. I've never gotten used to it,
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  Speaker 2: and honestly, I don't really like it. But it's been
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  Speaker 2: in the family so long I had to keep it going.
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  Speaker 1: That's interesting to me because I thought by now you'd
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  Speaker 1: probably be like, that is what it is, But it's
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  Speaker 1: never It's always kind of been weird to you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I know how to do it, but I've
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  Speaker 2: not gotten used to it. Being there at night all alone,
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  Speaker 2: that's the worst.
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  Speaker 1: I can't even imagine. That would freak me out. I
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  Speaker 1: do not like I would not want to be in
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  Speaker 1: a funeral home at night with all no because they'd
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  Speaker 1: be popping up and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 2: Now get to do Yeah, you guys get it. I
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  Speaker 2: always think, I always think, I hear things, and my
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  Speaker 2: mind just races with all sorts of crazy thoughts. I've seen.
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  Speaker 2: I know for a fact, I seen bodies move like
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  Speaker 2: bodies that shouldn't move.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, what do you mean you've seen bodies move?
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  Speaker 1: What would mean you've seen a move?
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  Speaker 2: I know it happens sometimes after they passed, but I
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  Speaker 2: believe there's more to it. Okay, I can't. I can't
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  Speaker 2: fully explain it. But something I would do when I
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  Speaker 2: was younger that no one would really know about. I
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  Speaker 2: started tying fishing wire around the ankles of the bodies
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  Speaker 2: when they were fully prepared prep before they would go
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  Speaker 2: to the service.
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  Speaker 1: You wait a second, you would tie fishing wire around there?
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  Speaker 1: Why would you do that?
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure because sometimes they move and that way, if
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  Speaker 2: there's ever a zombie apocalypse, they wouldn't be able to walk.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, are you serious? Yeah? No, I look, look,
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  Speaker 2: I know it sounds wild, but as a kid, this
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  Speaker 2: felt right. Oh my god, I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: Trying to laugh at you. I just didn't expect that,
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  Speaker 1: So I'm just picture. I feel so bad. As as
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  Speaker 1: a kid, you do have these things to go through
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  Speaker 1: your mind where you're like, what is?
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  Speaker 2: What is?
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  Speaker 1: Because I remember still to this day, I remember what
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  Speaker 1: was that movie I watched as a kid and it
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  Speaker 1: haunted me. A Night of the Living Dead? Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: where it was? It was zombi And they would get
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  Speaker 1: up and they'd move and they was so as a kid,
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  Speaker 1: if I had to work at a funeral home, I
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  Speaker 1: might tie something around there. That's actually kind of smart
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  Speaker 1: me zombie apo you're a kid. We still discussed to
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  Speaker 1: this day what our zombie apocalypse plan would be.
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  Speaker 2: Ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: Goat Island Lake, Louisville, That's where you'll find me. Zombies
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  Speaker 1: can't swim and they can't walk with this guy around.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so, oh my good. Look, I don't do it anymore.
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  Speaker 2: I know logically that that's not the thing. Logically, I know,
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  Speaker 2: but but I'm still not sure that I shouldn't do it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't, but I kind of don't think about it.
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  Speaker 1: You still think, like every once in a while, like
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  Speaker 1: maybe I should tie Grandma's legs up in case she
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  Speaker 1: comes back to life.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, especially you know the old ones. If they
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  Speaker 2: turn into zombies, they won't move that quick. But someone
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  Speaker 2: that goes.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good point, you know what, sir, excellent point.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, because how fast is Mema gonna go?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 1: But if Memo is a zombie, doesn't she have like
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  Speaker 1: new capability.
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  Speaker 2: The zombie power?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, they don't. Zombies are slow in general.
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  Speaker 2: Once they got the arthrity.
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  Speaker 1: Fast exactly, and every movie you see it young the
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  Speaker 1: younger zombies are faster wild. Now, you're one hundred percent right.
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  Speaker 1: I actually am on your side. I think these people
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  Speaker 1: will be the first to die in a zombie apocalypse. Cannis,
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  Speaker 1: your brain is eating They're getting you first. She said
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  Speaker 1: she'd serve them cookies if they they don't want for them.
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  Speaker 1: They want brains. You're safe though, Like I said, they
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  Speaker 1: want brains. All right, sir, thank you, sir. You'd be
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  Speaker 1: careful out there, okay, all right, all right, hold on.
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  Speaker 1: And that's what's scary is you've never even seen a
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  Speaker 1: zombie movie, cannisy. You know you have no idea what
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  Speaker 1: to do.
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  Speaker 2: I really don't. You have not I really don't.
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  Speaker 1: But I think baking works for everyone. No it doesn't.
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  Speaker 1: I promise you. The zombies won't care if you bake.
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  Speaker 1: They won't well, they might be able to eat her chili.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't start, or you might be the first zombie
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  Speaker 1: she kill. You know your legs will be tied up.
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  Speaker 1: You're did wrong for that. You're intake is a ward
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  Speaker 1: away immediately