Latest / Drawn of History / Andrew Santino _ This Past Weekend w_ Theo Von _517(M4A_128K)

Transcript

Andrew Santino _ This Past Weekend w_ Theo Von _517(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: I've got some tour dates to tell you about Bethel,
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: New York, Wallingford, Connecticut, Portland, Maine, Bangor, Maine, Moncton, Canada,
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: Las Vegas, Nevada. We're coming back during the LSU-USC football
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: game weekend. That's August 30th and 31st. Oklahoma City, North
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: Little Rock, finally getting there to Arkansas and looking forward
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: to that, baby. Praise God, Maine. Springfield, Missouri, Kansas City, Missouri,
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: Sioux Falls, South Dakota, La Crosse, Wisconsin, Green Bay, Wisconsin,
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: and Moline, Illinois. All tickets are through theovon.com slash T-O-U-R.
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: And thank you so much for supporting live comedy. Today's
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: guest is a stand-up comedian. He's a podcaster. He's my friend.
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: And I'm just really grateful that he's coming in today.
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: You know him from his podcast, Whiskey, Ginger, and Bad Friends.
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: He's got a bunch of new tour dates coming up
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: for his fall tour. I'm grateful to spend time today
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: with Mr. Andrew Santino.
• 1:12
  Speaker 2: Shine that light on.
• 1:17
  Speaker 3: Me I'll sit and tell you my story Shine on.
• 1:25
  Speaker 4: Me And I will find fucking fitzsimmons greg fitzsimmons what's
• 1:43
  Speaker 4: wrong with him he's finally coming out no after all
• 1:46
  Speaker 4: these years because i'm sick i can't i don't want
• 1:47
  Speaker 4: to hide it anymore i'm tired.
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: Dude i went to dinner with a buddy of mine
• 1:51
  Speaker 1: the other day came out of the closet at dinner
• 1:56
  Speaker 1: yeah before we even ordered appetizers i'm like.
• 1:58
  Speaker 4: Let me get something in my belly first before i
• 2:00
  Speaker 4: hear that kind of news.
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: Well let me get something in my mouth if you've
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: had something in yours you know what i'm saying that's
• 2:05
  Speaker 1: how i know It's like, yeah, bro. Because there was
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: nothing to do, you know? I didn't realize how nervous
• 2:10
  Speaker 1: I would get if somebody was like, I guess like
• 2:13
  Speaker 1: immediately gay in front of me. Or like, you know,
• 2:16
  Speaker 1: it was like a reveal. I don't know if it's
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: called like revealing.
• 2:18
  Speaker 4: It's called a surprise.
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, surprise.
• 2:21
  Speaker 4: Surprise, I'm gay. Yeah. But is it a surprise? Because
• 2:24
  Speaker 4: we usually know. We almost always know. You don't have
• 2:27
  Speaker 4: a good.
• 2:27
  Speaker 1: This I had no idea.
• 2:29
  Speaker 4: I have a really good gaydar. Really? Really good.
• 2:32
  Speaker 1: My uncle used to get the hiccups if somebody was
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: gay around him.
• 2:35
  Speaker 4: Right, yeah, you get congested.
• 2:37
  Speaker 1: He just couldn't handle it. I think there was something
• 2:39
  Speaker 1: inside of him.
• 2:40
  Speaker 4: The Lord, maybe.
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: And you'd see him start to fucking kind of bubble
• 2:43
  Speaker 1: up a little, like a fucking, like he was made
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: out of champagne, you know, just, you know. Dude, the crazy,
• 2:49
  Speaker 1: here's the crazy part, though, dude. Years later, it's just,
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: he started getting around his son, and then he started
• 2:57
  Speaker 1: fucking losing his mind. He thought his son was gay.
• 3:01
  Speaker 4: And he wasn't.
• 3:03
  Speaker 1: We don't know. We don't know. You know, at higher altitudes,
• 3:07
  Speaker 1: I think there's more gay people at higher altitudes. Can
• 3:10
  Speaker 1: you look that up?
• 3:13
  Speaker 4: I think there might be. Well, it does make sense.
• 3:17
  Speaker 4: They're more exposed. Yeah, higher altitudes. Wow. People at higher
• 3:22
  Speaker 4: altitudes have more.
• 3:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right.
• 3:25
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 3:26
  Speaker 4: You know, it says who should not go to high altitudes.
• 3:29
  Speaker 4: Should gay people go to high altitudes or no?
• 3:31
  Speaker 1: Well, it says sickle cell, so brothers aren't allowed up there.
• 3:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no way. But, you know, it's closer to God. So,
• 3:40
  Speaker 4: you know, you're up there. You got to be careful.
• 3:42
  Speaker 1: He likes who he likes.
• 3:43
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 3:43
  Speaker 1: That's all we're saying, dude. Andrew, thanks for coming in, dude.
• 3:48
  Speaker 4: Thank you, man. It's been a minute.
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: Really, really appreciate it, bro. Congrats on Bad Friends, all
• 3:52
  Speaker 1: the success you guys have had. Thank you, man.
• 3:54
  Speaker 4: Ditto. I miss you. I miss you ever since you
• 3:55
  Speaker 4: went to Nashville. We miss you like crazy. We talk
• 3:59
  Speaker 4: about you like you're gone. You're not dead, but you're gone.
• 4:02
  Speaker 4: We just don't see you as much.
• 4:03
  Speaker 1: It's different. I know. It's a lot different, man. Yeah,
• 4:06
  Speaker 1: how's it felt like? What does the comedy seem like?
• 4:09
  Speaker 1: Because you've been here the whole time. I know you
• 4:11
  Speaker 1: had thought about maybe moving. You went to New York
• 4:14
  Speaker 1: for a little bit.
• 4:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I don't want to. I'm not going to
• 4:17
  Speaker 4: go anywhere. Oh, thanks, brother. This guy.
• 4:21
  Speaker 1: Is it too hot? You want to check it first?
• 4:22
  Speaker 4: No, it's fine. But I'll throw it on him. Come
• 4:24
  Speaker 4: here for a second. Um, no, if I, uh, no,
• 4:28
  Speaker 4: I'm good here, man. I like it here. LA's LA is, um,
• 4:33
  Speaker 4: the comedy scene is good. Uh, it's, it just got
• 4:37
  Speaker 4: shaken up. And then, so now it's back to like
• 4:40
  Speaker 4: humming again, like everything kind of feels a little bit smoother,
• 4:43
  Speaker 4: but for a while it was like, everyone's gone. Everything disappeared.
• 4:46
  Speaker 4: Everything got quiet. Now I think it's like leveling out.
• 4:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 4:49
  Speaker 4: You know, it's like, if you're panning for, for gold,
• 4:51
  Speaker 4: you got to shake some of the shit out.
• 4:53
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah. And I think also it probably creates a
• 4:55
  Speaker 1: lot more stage time. Cause I mean, it was hard
• 4:58
  Speaker 1: for like Joe, Tom. I mean, we kind of were
• 5:03
  Speaker 1: coming up like after them a little bit.
• 5:05
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 5:05
  Speaker 4: Big time.
• 5:06
  Speaker 1: And it was tough for us to get, you know,
• 5:07
  Speaker 1: like consistent.
• 5:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 5:09
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 5:10
  Speaker 1: As much as you, you know, like they, and so
• 5:13
  Speaker 1: that's just the cycle of it, I guess.
• 5:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah. But you, you never had a thought to go
• 5:16
  Speaker 4: to Austin, right? You were never going to move down there.
• 5:18
  Speaker 1: I thought about it and I'm still thinking about maybe
• 5:21
  Speaker 1: getting a place there. Yeah. Yeah, just because I went
• 5:25
  Speaker 1: down there for two weeks and I picked up eight
• 5:28
  Speaker 1: new minutes.
• 5:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was great.
• 5:30
  Speaker 1: And it was like, I need this.
• 5:32
  Speaker 4: But do you like barbecue?
• 5:35
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 5:35
  Speaker 4: I mean, not as, Tim Dillon, he didn't like it.
• 5:39
  Speaker 2: Remember?
• 5:39
  Speaker 1: That was his big thing. He's like, fuck the barbecue.
• 5:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he didn't like it. Yeah, and fuck Tulsi Gabbard.
• 5:46
  Speaker 4: He didn't like her. Yeah. Why is that?
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: He just throws it. It's always a food and a
• 5:50
  Speaker 1: politician with him, you know? Like, I hate German chocolate
• 5:54
  Speaker 1: cake and Pete Buttigieg. You know, he just, he always
• 5:57
  Speaker 1: fucking like, we're going to put those things together.
• 6:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Tim, also barbecue, even the best isn't that good.
• 6:02
  Speaker 4: It's food for uncivilized hicks, lesbians, and car salesmen. Well,
• 6:06
  Speaker 4: I am, I am one of those three. I just,
• 6:09
  Speaker 4: I never. He's not wrong. He's not wrong, dude. It's
• 6:12
  Speaker 4: not a meal that I want to eat all the time.
• 6:14
  Speaker 4: I think it's a hot take, but I don't like it.
• 6:17
  Speaker 4: Everyone talks about it like it's the best. I feel
• 6:19
  Speaker 4: sick afterwards. I don't feel good. Yeah, I feel sick.
• 6:22
  Speaker 4: I don't need all that meat. That's absurd. What am
• 6:24
  Speaker 4: I doing?
• 6:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, that's a good point.
• 6:26
  Speaker 4: Am I storing up for the winter? I don't need
• 6:27
  Speaker 4: all that beef for– it's four pounds of meat. I'm
• 6:31
  Speaker 4: all right, man.
• 6:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now when you say it like that, it really
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: is kind of sad. And the sauce is just so
• 6:35
  Speaker 1: much like sugar and like– It's sugar.
• 6:36
  Speaker 4: It's all sugar.
• 6:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 6:38
  Speaker 4: It's like burned sugar.
• 6:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 6:40
  Speaker 4: And they just lather burned sugar on beef. And you
• 6:42
  Speaker 4: have to just sit there and pretend like your teeth
• 6:44
  Speaker 4: don't hurt after you eat it. I have acid reflux
• 6:46
  Speaker 4: and my teeth hurt, dude. I don't want to do
• 6:48
  Speaker 4: it anymore. It's tiring.
• 6:50
  Speaker 1: That should be the thing. Which barbecue gives you the
• 6:53
  Speaker 1: least acid reflux in your teeth?
• 6:58
  Speaker 4: It stings.
• 7:00
  Speaker 1: Fuck, I never really thought. It's so true. I never
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: really thought about that. Because, yeah, I'll drink a sip
• 7:06
  Speaker 1: of cold water after and it hurts so bad.
• 7:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it stings. Yeah, your teeth are recovering. It's like
• 7:11
  Speaker 4: they got in a motorcycle accident. Yeah, they're bruised for
• 7:14
  Speaker 4: a week or two. Wait, somebody told me you got
• 7:18
  Speaker 4: a bike. Did you get a bike?
• 7:19
  Speaker 1: I got a, um.
• 7:21
  Speaker 4: Did you get a motorcycle?
• 7:22
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. I got like an eight speed. Actually,
• 7:24
  Speaker 1: my neighbor sold me his eight. I guess it's about
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: an eight speed. Yeah.
• 7:27
  Speaker 4: It's 10, but a couple of them. Well, did you
• 7:30
  Speaker 4: pay for eight and you got 10?
• 7:31
  Speaker 1: It's fucking.
• 7:32
  Speaker 4: It's a pretty good deal.
• 7:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know. No, it's missing something. I got to
• 7:36
  Speaker 1: go through them again. It's so hard to count the geek.
• 7:39
  Speaker 1: It's like knowing if you really have 10 or whatever.
• 7:42
  Speaker 1: It's like a fuck. It's like who gives a fuck?
• 7:44
  Speaker 1: And then there's that one that's just like this, whatever
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: that gear is on the bike.
• 7:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's absurd.
• 7:48
  Speaker 1: Like, hey, I should be juggling. That's the queer gear.
• 7:50
  Speaker 4: That's the queer gear. You're just kicking the air.
• 7:53
  Speaker 1: Hey! Yeah, that's the meetin' fellas gear.
• 7:58
  Speaker 4: There was always a kid growing up who knew how
• 8:01
  Speaker 4: to fix the chains when they fell off. You know
• 8:03
  Speaker 4: that kid? That kid was such a weird, interesting dude.
• 8:06
  Speaker 4: If the chains were messed up on the gear switching,
• 8:08
  Speaker 4: he knew how to fix everything real fast. He could
• 8:11
  Speaker 4: replace the brake line.
• 8:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he'd just disappear into the fucking ether.
• 8:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he died. That kid dies really young for no reason.
• 8:17
  Speaker 4: Rest in peace.
• 8:19
  Speaker 1: R.I.P.
• 8:20
  Speaker 4: R.I.P. Mike Chauvin. Mike Chauvin.
• 8:23
  Speaker 1: That was the guy who did it for you?
• 8:24
  Speaker 4: Mike Chauvin. Yeah, he died. Yeah. He died really tragically too.
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 8:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, his brake lines were cut.
• 8:30
  Speaker 3: Uh-uh.
• 8:31
  Speaker 1: Uh-uh.
• 8:31
  Speaker 4: Somebody cut his brake lines.
• 8:33
  Speaker 1: What are the fucking irony of that? I know.
• 8:35
  Speaker 4: That's kind of the universe doing its thing.
• 8:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 8:38
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, karma remembers, man.
• 8:40
  Speaker 1: Dude, yeah, so bad for, you guys just like fucking,
• 8:46
  Speaker 1: it was a perfect combination, man.
• 8:48
  Speaker 4: It was a good time, it was great timing and
• 8:50
  Speaker 4: then the pandemic helped the show. But when Bobby went
• 8:53
  Speaker 4: back to rehab, which I've sent him to three times,
• 8:56
  Speaker 4: we're trying to keep him safe and clean and he's
• 8:58
  Speaker 4: doing a great job. But when he went back to
• 9:00
  Speaker 4: rehab after his dad died, the story goes that he
• 9:04
  Speaker 4: relapsed I knew. Almost nobody knew. I don't think anybody
• 9:09
  Speaker 4: really knew. Like people kind of talked to him. Maybe
• 9:11
  Speaker 4: there was suspicion that he was acting weird, but he's
• 9:14
  Speaker 4: a weirdo. So it's like, how do you really? But
• 9:17
  Speaker 4: then he was hiding out a lot.
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: I knew.
• 9:19
  Speaker 4: He told me not to tell anybody. I got real uncomfortable.
• 9:22
  Speaker 4: I kind of started to, you know, question like, I'll
• 9:28
  Speaker 4: just ruin our friendship, I guess, and tell him and
• 9:30
  Speaker 4: tell people.
• 9:31
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 9:31
  Speaker 4: Because he was like, I'll never talk to you again
• 9:33
  Speaker 4: if you tell anybody that I'm using. So I was like, well,
• 9:36
  Speaker 4: fuck it. I guess I'll just lose a friend. And
• 9:38
  Speaker 4: then really before I started to go after and tell people, um,
• 9:43
  Speaker 4: Kalilah came at me and was like, I knew he's using,
• 9:46
  Speaker 4: and I knew he like used you against me to
• 9:48
  Speaker 4: try to hide it, you know? And she's like, I'm
• 9:51
  Speaker 4: sorry you had to go through that. But then finally
• 9:53
  Speaker 4: he admitted it to me and he apologized and was like,
• 9:55
  Speaker 4: I'll go get help. And I said, when he goes,
• 9:56
  Speaker 4: when I get out, we'll start the show. Cause Kalilah,
• 10:00
  Speaker 4: when I had filled in for Tiger Belly, she had
• 10:02
  Speaker 4: been like, go do a show together. Cause the fans
• 10:04
  Speaker 4: wanted it and people talked about it. So when he
• 10:06
  Speaker 4: got out and he got clean, that's when we started it.
• 10:07
  Speaker 4: And then three months into it, pandemic hit. It was
• 10:10
  Speaker 4: almost like a gift from God. Cause then we got
• 10:12
  Speaker 4: to just shoot all the time and be together in
• 10:14
  Speaker 4: the studio. I mean, truly it was, it was, And.
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: You need that. If you're really building one, I think
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: you've got to have time. I think that's one thing
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: that I didn't realize I think over the years is
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: just like how much time it takes to do a podcast.
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: There's a lot that goes into it.
• 10:29
  Speaker 4: This is a job.
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 10:30
  Speaker 4: And then when I first started going on Rogan's and
• 10:32
  Speaker 4: then I realized he does this job five, sometimes six
• 10:37
  Speaker 4: days a week and then his other job and then
• 10:40
  Speaker 4: his other job and then his other job. And he
• 10:42
  Speaker 4: still has kettlebells in his hand while he's doing it.
• 10:45
  Speaker 4: Like in the middle of it, he's just ripping bells.
• 10:48
  Speaker 4: He's the most impressive work ethic I've ever seen in
• 10:51
  Speaker 4: my entire life. That's a good point. Hands down. The
• 10:53
  Speaker 4: work ethic is through the roof. And then open a
• 10:54
  Speaker 4: comedy club and change the scene.
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 10:56
  Speaker 4: It's ridiculous. It's like for anyone that has any doubts
• 10:59
  Speaker 4: or any questions or even thoughts about him that are
• 11:03
  Speaker 4: negative or against the grain, it's like you don't understand
• 11:05
  Speaker 4: that guy. He's a machine, a magic machine.
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 11:10
  Speaker 4: I wonder how much pressure he feels.
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: And he doesn't let, if he does feel pressure, he
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: doesn't let you see it. That's what's the most amazing
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: to me.
• 11:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Because, well, I think he's, he's, he deals with
• 11:20
  Speaker 4: it in the only way he knows how, which is
• 11:22
  Speaker 4: just keep going and enjoy it. One time we were
• 11:25
  Speaker 4: sitting in the green room. We were on, when I
• 11:26
  Speaker 4: first went on tour with him, we were playing arenas
• 11:28
  Speaker 4: and I was like, man, this is incredible. You know,
• 11:32
  Speaker 4: like I was kind of like soaking it in and
• 11:33
  Speaker 4: he was like, yeah, but you know, don't let it
• 11:35
  Speaker 4: get to you. Meaning like, just do it, enjoy it
• 11:38
  Speaker 4: and make it seem like it's any other show.
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 11:40
  Speaker 4: And keep moving. Don't let it be like overwhelming where
• 11:42
  Speaker 4: you start thinking too much. Then you get in your
• 11:44
  Speaker 4: head about it and then it kind of consumes you.
• 11:47
  Speaker 4: And then you can become one of those people who's like,
• 11:49
  Speaker 4: how come I'm not, how come it's not, why am
• 11:51
  Speaker 4: I not? Yeah. Let all that bullshit go. He's like, just,
• 11:54
  Speaker 4: just be in it and keep moving.
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He keeps it moving.
• 11:58
  Speaker 4: He keeps everything going.
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: He doesn't dwell.
• 12:00
  Speaker 4: No dwelling out of that. It's so funny.
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: Cause I think, yeah, once you get going in podcasts,
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: you're like, you obviously want to shoot for the stars.
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: You were like, I mean, I know there was a
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: time when we all, I feel like we're trying to
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: not be like Rogan, but it was like, you look,
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: you know, you shoot for the.
• 12:14
  Speaker 4: You wanted to do what he got, what he got
• 12:15
  Speaker 4: to do. I wanted to do what he got to do.
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: Well, you want to do it. Well, I'm not, I'm
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: going to learn from Michael Jordan, you know, right.
• 12:21
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to learn from, um, you know, Carl Malone.
• 12:30
  Speaker 4: Calm alone.
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not going to learn from calm alone and
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: this fucking 12-year-old wife-child, you know? And that's alleged. People
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: don't know that, but everybody knows that. But I want
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: to know, what was it like touring with bad friends?
• 12:47
  Speaker 4: Me and Bob on tour?
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I ran across you guys.
• 12:50
  Speaker 4: We were in D.C. This is how funny D.C. was. Theo,
• 12:56
  Speaker 4: I mean, you know, I don't want to do it
• 12:58
  Speaker 4: to make you feel a type of way, but I'm
• 13:01
  Speaker 4: so proud of you and so happy for you as
• 13:02
  Speaker 4: a friend who's known you for so long. I was
• 13:04
  Speaker 4: so proud of like you and your success. And it
• 13:07
  Speaker 4: really does make, you know, it's kind of like, cause
• 13:09
  Speaker 4: you're ours a little bit. You know what I mean?
• 13:11
  Speaker 4: Like I watched it happen. So I was like, just
• 13:14
  Speaker 4: proud of you. I know proud is a weird word,
• 13:16
  Speaker 4: but I'm happy for you or whatever. And when we're
• 13:19
  Speaker 4: in DC, we did one show at the constitution hall
• 13:23
  Speaker 4: and Theo was gracious enough to take one night off
• 13:26
  Speaker 4: so we could do it because the schedules overlapped. So
• 13:28
  Speaker 4: you did four shows there, right? Or five, something like that.
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so.
• 13:32
  Speaker 4: And we barely sold out one and he sold out five.
• 13:36
  Speaker 4: I was like, God, dude. It was awesome. But then
• 13:39
  Speaker 4: we met in the hotel. We had a great night
• 13:40
  Speaker 4: together and we were chatting.
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: I wanted to be at y'all's show.
• 13:43
  Speaker 4: Well, those moments were amazing because like the road has
• 13:46
  Speaker 4: dull moments where you're humming along on the bus. It
• 13:49
  Speaker 4: was tough.
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: Was it? And you and Bobby are on the same bus, yeah.
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was tough.
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because we have our tour manager on our bus.
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: It's like a group effort.
• 13:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, everyone has to be on the bus.
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: But... Is that fun? What's it like being in that
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: sort of a... Like, I can't imagine being on wheels
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: with Bobby. That's where it gets extremely alarming.
• 14:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, mobile is tough with him. Yeah, because at least
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: you're on land, you can disappear. You can walk away
• 14:10
  Speaker 4: from him. A lot of Asians aren't good in motion, right?
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: In any kind of form of motion. Have you ever
• 14:15
  Speaker 4: seen an Asian drive a boat? They're not allowed to. No,
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: that's against sea, that's maritime law. No Asians at sea.
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: It's an old, I think it's from World War I.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: Well, if you think about Asians, like they don't, there's
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: the kamikaze pilots, right? That's a, no, that's, and then there's,
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: driving Asians is throughout the history of time has been traumatic. Yeah.
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Has been traumatic for people.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: And then even like, if you go to look at
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: like Iwo Jima, like the troops, they would hide in
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: the tunnels or in Vietnam, in the Coochie tunnels. Like
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: it's very, once they get in motion, they can't handle it. Yeah.
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: They get frayed. Well, you know, it's, I think it's
• 14:57
  Speaker 4: tough when they're like Bob, if you ever see Bob
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: try to like run or like walk fast, he starts
• 15:01
  Speaker 4: to wobble.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: He'll get off axis. It's kind of strange. I'll have
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: to hold him sometimes if he's in a hurry.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:07
  Speaker 4: So I'll shoulder him up if he's in a hurry
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: so we can walk in a straighter line. It's nerve wracking.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: And he has only like one muscle in his body.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: I've seen like a MRI of him or something. It's
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: baffling because I remember he sneezed once and blew his
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: back out.
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, and the muscle moves. That's what's kind of interesting.
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: At some point, he'll have a muscle just on his
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: high shoulder. If he's moving a lot, it'll move down
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: to his leg.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: It swims around his body like a koi. It's alarming.
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: Him on a bus was wild. We did 60-some-odd cities.
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: It was wild, yeah. We stopped and started, stopped and started.
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: I don't even know if you heard this through the grapevine.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: I had a... I almost had... Well, I did have
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: a mental breakdown with him at Dolly World.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: Wait, Dollywood? In Tennessee, Dollywood.
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Dollywood.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: Had a mental breakdown. Yeah.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Huge. What happened? So it had just been a lot
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: of time on the bus?
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: We were just tired of each other, man.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: It's hard.
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: You know how it gets? And then we were supposed
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: to go to Dollywood at a certain time, right? At
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: a reasonable adult time, like 1130 or noon. Reasonable adult.
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: And he had slept in past when we were going
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: to all go together. Then he threw a fit about
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: it that we were rushing him. which is insane. What
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: do you need to really do? You put on the
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: kimono and let's go. So we get on the bus,
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: we go, we get to Dollywood, we get in. And
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: then he says, I want to sit down and eat
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: a meal. And I said, we just got here. Let's
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: go enjoy it. All the crew is with us. And
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: he's like, I want to eat. You can go do
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: whatever you want. And him and I were bickering. And
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: I just was like, you know what? You're right. I
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: am going to go do what I want. So I
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: left and they were all like, oh, where are you going?
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: And I just went on my own. I just wanted to,
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: some days you want to just be alone. Oh, And
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: there was only one Uber in Pigeon Forge. There's one Uber.
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: I'm not kidding. There's one Uber. And the dude and
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: his girlfriend were driving. That was the only car available.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: And the guy calls himself Paul Revere.
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, which I don't like it. I don't like it.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: And his girlfriend doesn't make any comments about it. Because
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: I said, you're not going to say anything about Paul?
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: She's not allowed to talk.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: No. Well, and I agree. But he picked me up.
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: And I had told, I had asked him where the
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: closest airport was. Cause I was going to fly home
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: to Chicago to see my parents. Cause I was like,
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: I need a break. We had four days down anyway.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: And then they got in the Uber hours later. And
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: the same guy was like your friend asking for a
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: local airport. I think he done took off. But so
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: my phone was off. So they thought I left. They
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: were like, he quit the tour. The tour is over.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: They kind of had a moment of panic and they,
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: he deserved it because I needed a break from him
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: being a little brat. So it kind of like checked us.
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: But then of course what happened afterwards, he woke up
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: in the morning. The next day I came back to
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: the bus. And he gave me a big hug and
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: a kiss on the cheek. And he said he was sorry.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: And then it was, you know, like anything, he's my brother.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: But you fight. You fight.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: You fight. Oh, being on a tour bus is hard, dude.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: It sucks. You're on top of each other. It smells.
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: Everyone's messy.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, especially with Bobby.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. Listening to the way he sleeps, he sleeps
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: so well. it's so weird the way he sleeps you
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: can hear him sleeping.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah somebody said he sounds kind of like a little
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: bit of like a generator you know yeah like a
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: bad like he has a bad fan belt or something.
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah something there's a hiccup there's a you know like
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: one thing skipping over it needs to be realigned but
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: he'll never get it done.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Like his dat fan belt is off you know oh
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: he'll never get it fucking real I'll never get it
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: realigned he's one Bobby is one loose, he steps on
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: one bad rock and he's fucking.
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: He's gone, that's it. So I don't want to lose him.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: So I really do take good care of him. But
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: it was a great tour. We had a great time.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: But we're going to go down to Australia at the
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: end of the year because we owe that to them
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: because we canceled it. And then after that, we're not
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: going to tour for at least another whole year.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: For Bad Friends. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, you got to
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: take some breaks, man. And you got to, I know
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: you're doing your own too.
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm doing my own tour in the fall to
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: shoot my new special. I'm doing with Hulu.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Hulu.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, nice.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Hulu got a lot of, Hulu pulled a lot
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: of people away from Netflix.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Well, I think a lot, these days it's, Netflix was
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: like the first one. And now I think the people
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: are just seeing more. I wonder what, can we see
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: where people are watching?
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Burr moved, Sebastian, a bunch of people moved. Hulu. Yeah,
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: Hulu's doing it. Well, they're doing one special a month,
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: which is amazing. So you get the whole month. The
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: lineup is insane. I don't even know if I'm allowed
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: to announce some of the people that are on there,
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: but it's incredible.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Well, Burr says right here, he's going to be on there. Yeah.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: He was one of the first ones that they got.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Gaffigan.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Jim Gaffigan, Burr, Sebastian, Roy Wood.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Is he?
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah. He's the man. I love that. I think that
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: dude is so underrated. It's unbelievable.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Did I did ayahuasca with him?
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: With Roy?
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: Beautiful, beautiful man. Smart, sweet.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Just sleeping in the distance. He like had a couple
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: of servings or whatever and then went and took a
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: big nap.
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: Well, you gotta rest it off.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: You gotta do what you're called to do. Netflix, still
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: the top dog though, huh? Look at that.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: Streaming services by subscribers in the world.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're global. Well, here's the other thing. Hulu goes
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: global in 2025. They're not global yet. So next year is,
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: that's why they're doing this special. I think they're doing
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: the specials In this regard, because they wanted to go
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: global finally, because they weren't global before.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: I see. So I wonder if we can show America alone,
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: because this says globally, Netflix has 270 million and Hulu
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: has 50 million, but if- 50.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: Is only in the US.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: That's only US only.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: Netflix has got to be around 50 to 70, who knows,
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: 80 in the US. But anyway, yeah, man, I'm doing that.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: So I'm touring all fall to go gear up for that.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: All fall, I'll be running around Which I'm excited to do.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: I'm going to come, I'm coming your way. I'll come
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: say hi to you out there.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: In Nash Vegas.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: I love it out there. I have such a good
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: time when I'm out there.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Do you?
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: I really do. And I love Lucy at Zaney's and
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: I like it over, it's just not, I don't know.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: A lot of golf over there too.
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: It's your world. Big, big golf. I played some good
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: golf out there.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, if you like to have a little bit of
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: whiskey and golf, Nashville really is your place, man.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: I think about that all the time.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: It's like, Man, I kind of don't have the two
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: great elements that people love here the most.
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: Why wouldn't you golf? You think you could? I think
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: I could.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: You're athletic. Yeah, I should probably spend a little more
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: time doing it. I don't want to go out. I've
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: been out there, and it's not good. And I don't
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: want to go out there again and waste people's time
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: because people are a little more serious about it there.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: Well, see, I'm good at golf, but I don't give
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: a shit how good people are that I play. I
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: couldn't care less. If you're fun, I don't care. Oh yeah,
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: I just got back from Scotland.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: No way.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I went to St. Andrews, the old course, man.
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: It was so much fun.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Was it really?
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: I went with a bunch of friends. Yeah, I went
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: with a couple. I actually went with only one good,
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: I went with Charlie Day, the actor, and a bunch
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: of his friends. So I didn't, I was like the
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: last guy invited. I was like, hey man, you know.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: No way, dude, St. Andrews. What's it like?
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: Honestly, man, it was... It was a dream come true
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: for me. Like as a kid, those are like, you
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: always want to play the courses the pros get to play.
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: And I got to play at St. Andrews and it was,
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: and we played at five other courses, but traveling around Scotland,
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: I mean, honestly, such a beautiful, beautiful country, but truly
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: the worst food I've ever had in my entire life. Oh,
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: it's all war meals. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: It's like, well, get back out there.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: Get back out there. Yeah, gonna get back out there.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: Just get some food and go. It's terrible. It's terrible.
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: And also, this is proof. You need minorities. You have
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: to get people with melanin to get good flavor and spices.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: It's way too many whites. It's flooded with whites.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: It's overwhelmed.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Well, I've always said, too, like a lot of people
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: are like, we need less crime in some of these cities.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: I'm like, but you're going to have less.
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: Good recipes bad food yeah bad food yeah what's the
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: you know what's the balance yeah you want good food.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah dude if you want good food dude you're gonna
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: need bars on your windows okay.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: Sorry you get a caged door big deal lock it
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: up at night.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: But it's so true man people don't want the people
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: don't want the crime but they want the food and
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: that's the kind of shit that's just not fair.
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah Scotland was fun it was just uh damn it
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: was beautiful we went over there for uh like eight,
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: nine days or something like that. And it was a
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: beautiful little trip to go golf, but it's honestly, it's
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: a bonding experience for friends. It's just a way to
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: see your friends. Cause as we get older, we don't
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: see each other as much. We just don't like we
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: have to run each other on the road or you
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: have to set up a good dinner. Like I was
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: at dinner with Spady and Swartz and the other night.
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: And it's like, but you have to fight to set
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: it up. Cause everyone's schedule is like, it's gone. It's
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: so you have to cognizantly go, I'm going to do it.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: We have to like map out the time. So this
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: was a way to like, make no excuses, say I'm
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: doing it. Don't, Don't throw in more work, you know,
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: just go.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's awesome. Good for you for making that and
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: setting it out for yourself. That's a hard thing to
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: do too, you know, cause I know you're competitive like
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: me and you want to keep grinding.
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: It's well, you, you're a grind addict. I mean, I
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: am too. It's bad, but you're like, I want to
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: keep doing shows. I want to keep growing my career
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: and you know, I want to keep building this thing
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: cause it's fun once you're doing it. But if you
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: don't take a step back to go do a thing
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: for you, I don't know, man, you're going to, you know,
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: it's going to be, it's going to be, you're going
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: to be gone.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Certain parts of you starts to disappear. Starts
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: with my hair for me. A lot of times I'll
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: start falling. That's when I know I'm getting too stressed out.
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: Wait, when you're stressing out too much?
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I can just like... My back. I'll just start
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: finding it.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: My back will just... My back will seize up. I'll
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: start having back problems when I get really stressed out.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: One time I couldn't feel my foot for like a week.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Dude, the worst thing is say you are going to...
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: You're in the bathroom, right? And you're sitting down and you.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: You're pooping. That's what I was going to say.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got it when you said something.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're doing a poop or whatever, doing a
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: number two, and your legs fall, so you've been there
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: for a long time. Has that ever happened?
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: I like that a lot, actually. Oh, I love it.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: I like it. Because then you get up all wobbly-bobbly.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: When you get up off the toilet, then you look
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: like a Kill Tony guest. You know what I mean?
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: You start wobbling around your bathroom. Oh, dude, you can't
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: even make it back to wherever you're going. Like, if
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: anybody saw you then, just like, what kind of.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: What the shit did you take?
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: How long were you there?
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Dear God, brother.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know what's so funny is I got
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: told that you can't, I spend a lot of time
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: in the bathroom. I read. I like to sit and read.
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: They say you can't because that's how you get, they
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: can look it up. That's how people get really bad hemorrhoids,
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: from sitting too long.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Uh-uh.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'm not pushing harder. I'm not doing it.
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: I'm just sitting and chilling. But they say if you
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: sit too long, that's how you incite hemorrhoids because of
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: the blood flow. So now I don't get to sit
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: and chill anymore. But that was my place.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: See, look at that. Hemorrhoids are when the veins or
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: blood vessels in and around your anus and lower rectum
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: become swollen and irritated.
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sitting on the toilet too long can cause it.
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: It's bad. You got to get off of that.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: I bet this used to happen a lot in like
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: 1600s and shit.
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: Well, no, think about this. They used to poop in
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: holes in the ground. They'd dig a hole. So it
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: was uncomfortable. They couldn't relax. They weren't relaxing.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: No, it's quick and out. You know, like if you've
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: been camping, I had to poop against a rock. You
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: got to lean against a rock and poop. You got
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: to get out of there.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: You don't have time to like sit and think. Although
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: maybe in like the, you're talking like a Victorian era, right?
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: Whenever toilets were first, like a nice sitting toilet was invented.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when was that?
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: They probably did really sit and really. Oh, once some, bro.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Once somebody rolled in with a toilet dude, which is
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: basically like a car for a shit.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: Right, right.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: People were like, who is this?
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: Well, you know, kings and queens, you know, kings were
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: eating on that. You know, they wanted me once they
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: saw how comfortable it was, you know, they were like, well,
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: give me a, give me a meal.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: Give me something to snack on. I can just sit
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: here and it can be one fluid thing.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Give me a two way contract. Roman times. Can we
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: zoom in a little bit?
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: See, that's actually pretty beautiful.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, a group shit, dude. Imagine that. What the F, dude?
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: Well, honestly, that's bond. That's bonding. You really want to
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: get close to someone. And look, if you go back
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: up to that group shit shot, you can see their
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: legs have to over-cross. They can't be leg to leg.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: You have to cross your legs over each other. But
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: that's the Romans. They did all sorts of weird shit
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: like that. They were weirdos, dude.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Hey, but yeah, what if you're just like, whoa, nice one, Rick,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: you know, or somebody. You guys are in there. Guys,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: you can't see this if you're listening, but there's literally,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: it's a bath, it's like a.
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: Shelf, like a shelf with holes in it.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: It's a shelf with holes in it, but there's no
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: like little walls or anything in between. It's just... Just sitting,
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: just leg over leg. Yeah, it's almost like you'd be
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: in a sauna. But if somebody cut holes in there
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: and then people were allowed to do number twos as
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: they wished.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: It kind of looks, it looks more Greek than Roman,
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: to be honest with you. It looks like Greeks do,
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: Greeks are... Greeks were into all sorts of fun stuff
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: like that.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were more like perverted and stuff like that.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: Super perverse.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: By 315 AD, Rome had 144 public toilets. The Romans
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: treated going to the toilet as a social event. They
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: met friends, exchanged views, caught up on the news, and
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: wiped themselves with a piece of sponge fixed to a
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: short wooden handle.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: What if you got a little ass on the sponge?
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: You want to be first on that. You don't want
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: to be the caboose on that sponge. You want to
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: go first. You want to be number one for number two.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Ugh.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: What?
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Medieval times. Let's cruise up a little bit. This is
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: really interesting. In medieval England, people used potties and would
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: simply throw their contents through a door or window into
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: the street.
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you'd shit and toss it.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Unreal. The more affluent would use a garter robe or
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: protruding room with an opening for waste suspended over a moat. Right. Oh, wow.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: So that was almost like plumbing. It was like. It
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: had a way to get out to the moat.
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: But that was also– and then that's another way to
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: keep people away from your castle too. Oh, yeah. Because
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: they got a shit river floating around it. You don't
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: want to get in that.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Even when you think about that about moats, you thought
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: it was like this clean water.
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: Shit river, bud. See, that's a nice– that looks like
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: on a plane. That's just American Airlines. That's a shot.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: From– Francis Louis XI hid his commode behind curtains while
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Elizabeth I covered hers in crimson velvet and lace using
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: sprigs of herbs to disguise the odors.
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, you forget they didn't shower. They showered like
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: once a month or something, if you're lucky.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: So they stunk. A lot of them stunk. I don't
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: know which one it was, but one of the queens,
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: which queen notoriously never showered? There was one that like
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: refused to shower.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: And she loved it. She thought it was like.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: I wonder if she's from Slidell or not. Fake history hunter.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: The Curious comes about Elizabeth I's bathing habits.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she... Oh, she did... So she did bathe.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Some people said she did and it was a myth, huh?
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: That's a bummer. I kind of wanted it to be real.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, I like them bitches. That's a little bit nasty.
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: Little stanky you like them stanky a little bit.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: I don't like like post edc yeah but not like
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: living in a bird bath you know what i'm saying like.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah you want them to be uh you want them
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: to be just a little you want them to be
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: organic but not uh.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Not farm to table. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I want.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: The Summer Olympics are popping off, baby. That's where it's at.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: USA just battled their first game against Australia in basketball.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: They got the dub.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: That's for sure. If you play a sport or if
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: you ice skate or if you just even just wrestle
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: with your own emotions, sometimes you can really break a sweat.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: When I sweat or get dehydrated, I go straight to
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: liquid IV. That's right. Liquid IV is extraordinary hydration for
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: physical endurance, mental clarity, and overall well-being. A single stick
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: of liquid IV delivers better hydration than water alone with
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: three times the electrolytes of leading sports drink. plus eight
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: vitamins and nutrients. One thing I love about Liquid IV
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: is just when you travel with you, you can keep
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: one of the little pouches with you, grab you a
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: bottle of water. I'll usually dump out about a quarter
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: inch of water or take a sip, put in my
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Liquid IV, shake it up, and bam, daddy is hydrated. Baby,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: get in there. Liquid IV is the number one powdered
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: hydration brand in America. Turn your ordinary water into extraordinary hydration.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: with Liquid IV. Get 20% off your first order of
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Liquid IV when you go to liquidiv.com and use code Theo.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: That's L-I-Q-U-I-D-I-V.com. That's 20% off your first order when you
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: shop better hydration today using promo code Theo at liquidiv.com.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Are you taking that dream vacation this summer but dreading
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: the cost? Well, ibotta can get you cash back on
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: all your purchases so you can spend more time making
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: memories this summer and less time dreaming about them ibotta
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: is a free app that lets you earn cash back
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: every time you shop earn on hundreds of items from
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: groceries to beauty supplies even toys so you can make
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: sure you're beating inflation no matter what you're purchasing the
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: average ibotta user earns $ 256 per year. That could cover
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: the cost of an entire shopping trip, that flight you've
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: been eyeing, or the fancy dinner that you've been craving.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Right now, Ibotta is offering our listeners $ 5 just for
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: trying Ibotta by using the code THEO when you register.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Just go to the App Store or Google Play Store
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: and download the free Ibotta app to start earning cash
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: back and use code THEO. That's I-B-O-T-T-A in the Google
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Player App Store. And use code Theo.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: Tell me about Vegas. I want to hear, dude. Dude,
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: you went to Grateful Dead, too. Wow. Dead & Co.
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: Dead & Co.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Sorry.
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: Grateful Dead & Co. Yeah, the Dead & Company. Yeah,
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: I went a couple weeks ago. I went like three
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: weeks ago. I don't know. Adam Ray and I went
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: with our ladies.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: He's crushing it.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: Dude, I'm so proud of the kid.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: It's awesome. Yeah, we went and had such a good time.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: It was also like a last minute. We were chatting.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: Salvo Cano came in. We had dinner. Adam and I
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: were talking about doing it. And John Mayer, who's a sweetheart,
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: was like, whatever you guys want, like you want tickets
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: or what do you need? And I was like, I
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: don't think we can make it through this super last minute.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: And then in the morning we woke up and I
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: was like, all right, we'll go.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: We just were like, we got to do it. Like
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: it's a 35 minute flight to Vegas. I was like,
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: we got to go. And we had an absolute, amazing time.
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: It is one of the greatest visual and audio shows
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: I've seen in my lifetime. The Sphere is, I mean,
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: it's worth every single dime they overspent on it. And
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: they're losing money. I think they're hemorrhaging money, that place.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what it says. I know that to build
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: the crane alone that they used to build the Sphere,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: and check me on this, but There was like, it
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: took a hundred trucks just to bring the stuff the
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: crane is made out of. It was like the fourth
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: biggest crane in the world. I think it's from Belgium
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: or Berlin.
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, Berlin.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: It took that many trucks just to bring the pieces
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: of the crane. And then it took a couple of
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: weeks to put the crane together. Yeah.
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: Who builds, what crane builds the crane?
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: What crane was first? You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah.
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: What's the first crane that built the cranes?
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: So true. At a certain point, you're like, oh, we
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: need a crane to build this crane.
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: And then what crane is building that? Back on the
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: crane gang. That's right. And you know who built it first.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: Come on. You know who built the first crane. The
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: first crane? I don't know. The Egyptians.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, they did?
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: That's how the pyramids were built. They built cranes.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Of course they did. Yeah. Yeah, what the fuck?
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: People are always like, who moved these stones?
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: A crane. Yeah, you idiot. What the fuck?
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: A guy didn't do it. They built a crane.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Dude, I love how every white person I meet is like, oh,
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: the pyramids, aliens. Every Egyptian person I meet is just like, oh,
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: these are some fucking....
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: My dad. My dad loves ancient aliens. That's his favorite
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: thing on earth.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: He's obsessed. And I say that on stage. I say
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: he loves... Ancient aliens, which is crazy because he hates
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: illegal aliens. And I said, dad, you can't pick and choose.
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: They both built the pyramids, man. You got to be careful.
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: He's obsessed. Why are white?
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: Whites are so obsessed with aliens. It's our number one thing.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: I think it's because like a lot of whites are
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: so comfortable.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: Too comfortable.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Right. They're too comfortable. So it's like you start to
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: worry about other shit.
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: That's true.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: It's like how you feel. You start to worry about, oh, alien, like.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: You know, is there anybody else out there? Like it's definitely,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: those are creature comforts.
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah. When you get too comfortable, you start to worry
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: about things that you have no familiarity with that you're
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: just going to make, you kind of make it up. Yeah.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: Because it feels like it gives you something to do, right?
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: If you don't, if you don't work, let's say you,
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: you're raising, you know, you're raising a family, you don't
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: have a job, you're a stay-at-home mom or dad. There's
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: a downtime when they're napping. And what are you doing midday?
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: You're thinking about aliens.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: You're bored, you're around your house, your vibrator is broken
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: or whatever.
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: Well, it's not charged.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: You gotta charge that thing. You can't keep uncharging that.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: Put that, plug it in, get back to square one.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: You believe in aliens, don't you, though? You gotta.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: You think I have to? Let me think.
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: I don't, I think you gotta believe in something. What's
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: out there?
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: I mean....
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: I think the crazy thing is what an anomaly humans are, right?
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is weird.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: We're the weird ones. Like if you look in the
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: forest or whatever, they all know each other. They know
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: what they're doing. They know what team they're on. Sometimes
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: they'll fight. Sometimes they'll cuddle or whatever. Sometimes they have
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: that video where like that little duck is on that
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: badger's back or whatever.
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: But like they know what they're doing. And then we
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: show up. Like we're the strange mammal. Like if you
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: were in the woods and you saw a bear, right?
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Like come out of his hole or whatever, take a
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: couple of pills, cry, jerk off. Right. You know, and
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: then get on.
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Transition and then get on a computer. You'd be like,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: this fucking alien. This is an alien.
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: This is an alien.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: So maybe we are the alien. Well, we are.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: We are the alien to something else for sure.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Well, certainly to nature. Yeah. To the rest of nature,
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: it seems like we're the outlier.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: Like to fish. I always think about fish. We have
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: to be so annoying to fish. Just stepping in their
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: house and then they have to get out of their
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: own house.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: Somebody gets in your house, imagine you just have to leave.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: And then when they're done enjoying your house, then you
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: get to come back.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Imagine they show up, pee in your house.
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, pissing in your house. They just come and piss
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: right in your front. Hey, and you have to disappear
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: because they're 10 times your size.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's another thing about us being so comfortable because
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: there's nothing trying to kill us all the time except corporations.
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: And- I was going to say for us, except for us.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Except for us.
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: We're the best at killing ourselves. We're the only species
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: that works really hard on killing ourselves.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: With everything we consume- Food, alcohol, cigarettes, drugs. We're trying
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: to get rid of ourselves.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Even the cooter's bad now. There was a study the
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: other day.
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: Was it rotten?
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: No, just it's like some of it was, they tested
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: a woman's cooter or whatever, and it was like 20
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: proof or something. Where was that at?
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: 20 proof?
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Was that at Indiana University? Yeah, I think it was
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: in Bloomington.
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: That sounds like an IU thing. Yeah. 20 proof is bad.
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: That's pretty, that's heavy. 87, 875,000 square feet of space.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: That's in the venue.
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: Um man oh yeah covid delayed it i remember that
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: and u2 was number one you started who's there now
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: the eagles are coming something like that eagles are coming
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: yeah eagles are about to do it yeah wait tell
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: me though did you love did you really enjoy the
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: show and have you been a dead fan have you
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: do you like.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: The day i haven't been a dead fan i probably
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: know like six or seven other songs probably right yeah.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: But that's, that's you.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: So you like a pretty good amount. Yeah.
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I like him. My brother is a, uh, huge
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: grateful dead fan, but he didn't want to maybe see
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: dead in code. Cause he didn't want to spoil, like,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: you know, he's like a Jerry, you know, he's like.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: He was, yeah, he liked Jerry.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Right. And so, but, um, he wanted to go, he
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: lives in by Mount Zion. So we met over there
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: and I wanted to go, we, and we wanted to
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: do something together. And, um, Yeah, I think I love
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: that they have so much art. There's so many little
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: things you know about the Grateful Dead that since they
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: have a lot of cool and unique art and stuff,
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: they're able to make a lot of neat stuff to
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: put into the visuals, right? Whereas if you were a band,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: if you're like, you know, GWAR maybe or something or–
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Sinead O'Connor. Sinead O'Connor.
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Jojo Siwa or somebody. I don't know if you're going
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: to be able to fill that space with enough intrigue,
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: you know? Right.
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: And history.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: And history, right.
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: You almost need something that's a bit historical maybe or
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: something that's extremely artistic, like a group that has a
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: lot of ambiance that comes with it.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: You can't do– a solo artist would be a little
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: hard there unless they have– Such a rich story to tell.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Right, like a Michael Bublé or something. I don't know,
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: but if it were just Christmas and they were able
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: to make really cool Christmas shit in there, then that's
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: a way to do it.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Boobie at Christmas would be nice, though. He is
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: really talented, that guy.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: People love him at Christmas. Rest of the year, whatever.
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, no, I don't need him. I really don't
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: need him.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Booblater, dude. it's pretty bad but what else did
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: I think I thought it was amazing how like well
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: there's like these things in the seats called like haptics
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: or whatever and so sometimes your seat will move right
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: so some of the seats I think like 10,000 of the.
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: Seats they have haptics right and they you.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Know so they'll have like a reaction or so that's
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: kind of crazy I thought it was interesting how sometimes
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: when you get there right in the beginning and it
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: just looks like a futuristic like kind of cage or
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: something you're.
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: In yeah like a bat like a inner workings of a.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Machine yeah it's not just like you're looking at a
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: screen it looks like um robot guts yeah or like
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: inside of a video game yeah some like video game
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: you went into like a space world or something and
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: then it all kind of starts to happen and they
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: don't give you everything at once they don't show you
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: all their tricks at once.
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: No, they roll it out slow. That's a great shot.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: That was you too, probably, I bet. Because that wasn't...
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: What's wild about it is they give it so much dimension,
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: you know, through tricks of the LEDs. And it really
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: is kind of mind-boggling. I guess people get really dizzy.
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: Like some people, they have to take them out of
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: there because they get so dizzy from the movement. Because
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: the movement is crazy. It physically, like, it moves so heavily.
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: that I think people get disoriented.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, there's times where like the way that they do,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: you're like, you feel like the whole thing is moving
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: through space or time. Like you're the entire venue. It
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: feels like you're moving with it. Yeah.
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I think they said people with like, uh, kind
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: of like, like same thing with strobes, like people that
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: have heart problems or high blood pressure or something, epileptics,
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: or if you're French Canadian, you're not supposed to go
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: there because it's dangerous for those kinds of people, you know?
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: And that's, it's just a historical thing. unfortunate truth, they
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: get sick easier.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: Fuck.
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's sad. But it was a beautiful time, man.
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: It was a beautiful time. I enjoyed it so much.
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: And it was long and like you really kind of
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: get a story and.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: I loved it. And I thought what was really cool
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: too at the Dead show was like if you went
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: down to the street, if you went down to just
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: the stage where the stage is, and if there was
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: nothing on the back and nothing on the screen, the
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: stage only had a few lights on it it literally
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: looked like you were at a backyard concert.
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah it's really crazy it's like it's so minimalistic and
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: then so grand at the exact same time yeah it's
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: really beautiful I mean.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: The stage it it had like five lights behind the
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: guys or six like I mean small small lights uh
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: and then oh that's you too that's you too yeah
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: and then it had a very uh and so if
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: the screen was off it literally looked like you were
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: at a backyard show yeah Like a band was playing
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: in somebody's backyard. But yeah, I would totally recommend it.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: I heard somebody refer to themselves as a sphere head after.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: They're like, I'll never see a show anywhere else now.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: I'm a sphere head.
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: It's pretty limiting.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely limiting, but it was interesting. I'd never thought
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: I'll only see a show at a certain venue.
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dedicating to a venue is tough because you're only
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: going to get what you're going to get. But I mean,
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: that's kind of life, isn't it? You're going to get
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: what you're going to get. So if you become a
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: sphere head, you might as well soak it up. Yeah.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But what else? Yeah. What does this crane say?
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: The fourth largest crawler crane in the world. Wow.
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: That's the crane. A 580 foot tall crane. Man, imagine
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: being Saren's. It's made by a company called Saren's. Imagine
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: being David Saren's. That's your crane.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: What does your family do? We're crane guys.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Big money.
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: We're crane guys. Have you ever seen the Costco guys?
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: Have you ever seen these two kids? The son and
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: his dad? We're Costco guys. They go to Costco and
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: they just eat stuff and they review it. Yeah, the
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: world is burning.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: You know, the Statue of Liberty can fit inside of
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: the sphere.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: And the sphere is interesting because right when you walk in,
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: it does feel, the whole thing feels like a presentation
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: kind of, you know? Oh, yeah. Like even the original
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: interior is so neat. You're like, you don't just walk
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: right into the venue kind of, you know, you walk
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: into like a normal venue would be like this other
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: You know, like the hallways and stuff and the, the,
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: the four. Yeah. Wow.
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: 2.2 billion. Just, I mean.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: Look at the Statue of Liberty. Look at the little
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: tiny girl. Oh, dude.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: All the bitches are in there. Her and all her friends.
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, not as much anymore. They don't talk to Sheila.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: They got, she, they got into a big fight, I guess.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: You've been to the Statue of Liberty? Yeah.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: I think I have.
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: Did you go up in her head?
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh yeah. I went up there, dude. She was
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: just pissed at her ex about something. Hmm. When I
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: was there.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: I actually was fine. I think I was– when I
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: went and visited her, she was in her ho phase,
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: so she was having a good time.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, damn.
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: She was spreading love. Yeah.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: I heard that's why France sent her here, dude, because
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: she's fucking– She.
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: Got a little out of control. Being too much for France,
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: by the way, because they're all whores. Paris got ranked
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: the sluttiest city in the world a couple years in
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: a row. Fuck, dude.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: What am I doing in Nashville, man?
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: Well, you got to go to Paris. I mean, do
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: you speak French?
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Mm-mm.
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: But being from where you're from, people do speak- A.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Little bit of French out of New Orleans.
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: A little bit of French, right?
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: A little bit of like- Les éléments roulés.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: See, you're halfway there, baby. Let's go. That just means
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: let the good times roll.
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: That's a great thing to do. Well, there you go.
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: That's all you need to say.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: It's not bad, but it's like this guy just keeps
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: saying let the good times roll. This guy is mentally retarded.
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but also welcome to the party. Maybe they think
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: you're worth the fun. That's all he knows and that's okay.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: This guy does it. But even seeing the sphere from
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: your hotel room, I can't even explain how it feels
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: like something fell off of another planet.
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: That looks alien. And landed here.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: That's the most alien part is just seeing it.
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it does. And walking up to it feels kind
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: of daunting. It feels very like a millennium falcony. Like
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: it's this big, daunting, intricate.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is true.
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: That does feel foreign. It feels foreign. And I don't
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: mean that in a bad way. I don't mean that
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: in a negative way. Because I know the word foreign,
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: people are really taken to heart these days. Most sexually
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: active cities in the world. What'd I tell you? Paris, baby.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: Wow, Paris. Number one. Number one.
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: They are back-to-back champs.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: But Paris has also been referred to as a queer city.
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, we say that.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, that's true.
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah. LA is number two?
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: No way. California has the highest reported rates of genar... Oh.
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: Syphilis. Yeah.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: Congenital syphilis. Congenital syphilis. Another piece of data likewise provides
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: that young individuals account for more than five out of
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: every ten chlamydia infections and more than 87% of those
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: are youth of color. Hey.
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: Hmm. London. I really would not think London would be
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: high on the.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think British women are more casual about sex.
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: I think Europe probably is as a whole, right? Everybody
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: in Europe.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: We're a little staunch. But I guess that means that
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: if LA's number two, we're kind of like a European city. Berlin.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: I imagine Germany, oh, sex work, homosexual sex have always
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: had coexist in the idea of commercialization in Berlin. Yeah.
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: The problem with that is, you know, in Berlin, you
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: got to kind of be a part of their What
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: they want you to do, you know, and I don't
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: know if you know anything about that stuff, but in Germany,
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: it's a little too much.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: It's pretty intense.
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It's heavy. They're perverts. There are a lot of perverts. Yeah.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. New York city. I could see that. Oh yeah.
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: In New York though.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: It's just like, if you like. you got to bring
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: all your stuff with you in the morning, even if
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: you're planning on having sex at any point over.
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: You know, it's like, you got to pack for sex. Yeah.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: You got to pack for sex and you get a hammock,
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: you got some condoms where it's like, Jesus Christ.
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah. You got to have a change of underwear and socks.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You got to bring all that shit in a
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: fucking restaurant. Yeah. Some girl's got a camel back on
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: because she has to fucking walk back to Brooklyn. It just,
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: there's no other crazy city to try to have some,
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: to meet up with somebody than in fucking New York.
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: It's ridiculous. Fucking in New York is, yeah, that's got
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: to be a cumbersome adventure.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, fucking in New York is for the birds. I
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: think that's why people get into relationships here because it's
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: just like, oh, fuck, I'm not going home.
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: I don't feel like walking. Yeah, it's too far. I'll
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: marry you.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: It's too far. Dude, Trump.
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, man, insane.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: Where were you when Trump got shot, man?
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to tell you. That's if the government's listening,
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: just in case. I don't want anybody to hear. Where
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: was I? I was at the house. I was at
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: the house. And you know what's so funny? My instinct
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: was like, I'm not even kidding. That's what time we're
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: in now. I thought it was AI at first. I
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: thought this is a, someone's pulling a prank on people.
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: I was like, someone is a, doing a very intricate
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: coordinated prank because AI is that good. They could make
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: that up. But then I kept, you know, then obviously
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: it got exposed that it was real. But for a long,
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: I'm not kidding. That's how fucked the world is that
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: I thought maybe that was fake or that it was,
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: this was all made up.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: It was a trip. It still might be.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Still might be. Yeah. I mean, we don't know. We
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: weren't there.
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: I wasn't there. I have no idea what's going on
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: in Pennsylvania.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: That's how so weird the media is these days. Like
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: if you don't know and you weren't there, if you
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: really step back for a second, you're like, Who knows
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: what the, you know.
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: How could I know? How could I know that that's real?
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I mean, could have. Could have not.
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: Took the hit, though. Oh, it was crazy, dude. Yeah.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: That image.
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: Him yelling. Fight. Yeah, fight. My God, dude.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: I didn't know.
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: Put that on the American flag.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: You know, put that right where the stars are. That's
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: the wildest thing I think I've ever seen is a
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: guy gets shot. And then champions, like a guy who
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: tore his ACL on the field. Like giving that on
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: the way out?
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: I mean, that image is just insane.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: The craziest thing is I've seen a guy on the
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: right at the UFC fights like seven times.
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: I was going to say he's his number one guy,
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: that guy. He looks so familiar.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: So many things were crazy about this fight. I was–
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: let me think. Where was I at?
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: So I was in– yeah, I was in Vegas. We're
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: waiting– we're going to go to the show. I went
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: to watch Diplo was playing at like a day party somewhere.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: So I stopped by there. He comes walking up. He's
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: going on stage. He's like, dude, guess they shot Trump.
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: Diplo told you that? Swear to God. He goes, they
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: shot Trump.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And I was like, what? Is it a new
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: song or something? He goes, no, they shot Trump. I
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: was like, no fucking way, dude. I mean, and nobody
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: had said anything. And he's like, yeah, man. They shot him.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: And he goes, oh, this is the best part. He goes,
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: and my fucking dad just walked like the door was
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: closed walking out to the patio and he didn't know
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: and he fucking walked right into it, dude. And it
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: was like, it was the same thing.
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: I mean, it is, it is just as disturbing. I agree.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: Look, you got to care about the man closest in
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: your life for sure. But it was just so funny.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: He told me those things back to back, dude. And
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: I was like, those aren't exactly the same, but, um,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: you know, I'd love to meet you. I'd love to
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: meet your dad. I hope he's feeling okay. Right.
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: Um, similar injury.
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: And then he just got up there to start a
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: fucking party. Party keeps going. But so that was just
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: kind of strange. And then, oh, he showed me the
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: video on his phone.
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: Of the kid, of the shooting. Yeah.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: And the video started and he wouldn't forward the video.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: It was like a long video.
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you like skip forward a little bit.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was nice. I'm like, is Diplo really
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: giving me this much time to stand here? Like, he's
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: just got like, I feel bad I'm wasting his time. Like,
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: I'll move the cursor, but it's his phone.
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're not allowed to move the cursor on somebody
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: else's phone. That's interesting. That's crazy, dude. That's so flagrant
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: to touch someone else's phone. Ugh. What was the kid's
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: name that did it? They got him, right? They got the,
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: he's dead and gone. Thomas Crooks. Tommy Crooks. It sounds
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: like it. Yeah, Tommy Crooks, eh? Yeah, Tommy Crooks. Who
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: did it? Thomas Crooks.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: But then you see a picture of the kid and
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: you're like, what? No.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: Well, one of the wildest things is that people are
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: saying there's no way. Did you see the diagram of
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: where it happened?
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: No. No. Was it really, what, is it intricate?
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: Bring that up.
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: The diagram of like who, where he shot it from.
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: The layout of what it looked like. It's like, He
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: was right next to the.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: Right. And this is like Trump was speaking like off
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: this way. Right.
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: That's why he got his right ear.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good of that. Let me see
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: if that helps a little bit. Wow. Location law enforcement
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: snipers on roof. Stager Trump was speaking.
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: What were the snipers doing while they they couldn't see
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: the gunman?
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: Bro, it looks like the only built the only roof
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: that was close to them was that one.
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: So how did they not?
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: And people were saying, you've seen the videos where people
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: were like, hey, there's a guy right there.
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: And they didn't see it.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: Huh.
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: A little weird.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: This fucking dude. Now, this could be easily an actor.
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: That's me. That is me with one of those silicone
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: masks on from. It's like the Guy Fieri hat that
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: you buy at the store that comes with the hair.
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: His face is going, well, he was up there. We
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: was yelling. They didn't know. We kept saying, dude, he's
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: on the roof, dude. They wasn't listening.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: We could play it, but that's exactly what it is,
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: I think. Play 20 seconds of it.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: Couldn't see him, but we could hear him. So we
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: walked up.
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: Oh, it is a fake hat.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: Probably five to seven minutes of Trump speaking. I'm estimating here.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: I have no idea.
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: He's got Chew in too. Big old dip.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: He's got Chew stuck in his neck.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: We noticed the guy crawling, bear crawling up the roof
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: of the building beside us, 50 feet away from us.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: So we're standing there, you know, we're pointing at the
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: guy crawling up the roof.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: And he had a gun, right?
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: He had a rifle. We could clearly see him with
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: a rifle.
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: I called him out and no one did anything.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: The police are down there running around on the ground.
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: We're like, hey, man, there's a guy on the roof
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: with a rifle. And the police were like, huh, what?
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: You know, like they didn't know what was going on.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: You know, we're like, hey, right here on the roof.
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: We can see him from right here. We see him.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: He's crawling.
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: The police were, huh, what? When have the cops ever
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: been like, huh, what?
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: I'm like, why is Trump still speaking? Why have they
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: not pulled him off the stage? I'm standing there pointing
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: at him for, you know, two or three minutes. Secret
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: Service is looking at us.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, stop it. I'm going to call this dude out.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: Go do something, dude.
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what are you doing?
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: You're pointing at him for two minutes. What are you
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: fucking just finishing a beer? Fucking 50 feet away. God
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: gives you one chance to be a fucking hero. And instead,
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: you pop open another fucking bush light, dude.
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: Both of these gentlemen are just interesting creatures. These are actors, dude.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. This is a fucking backup, dude. They got
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: this dude off of Teemu, this announcer. Look what he's
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: even using to interview him.
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah. A mop. It's a mop. It's not even a microphone.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: That's a Swiffer.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: Swiffer.
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't– this is very untrustworthy.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: That's so untrustworthy, dude.
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: Very untrustworthy. I don't like it.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: But to think though, right? So they secure a perimeter.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: Imagine seeing– okay, you have a 20-year-old. He walked over
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: there with a rifle bag. He walked like a half
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: a mile I think it says.
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: And nobody said anything?
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: Yes. That's the part to me that's like– Half.
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: A mile is a long way to walk with a
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: big-ass rifle. With a fucking rifle.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: Now, you are in PA. It is a Trump rally. Still.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: The weird thing is you almost expect everybody there to
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: be walking with a rifle.
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: They give you one on the way in.
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: So you kind of expect a lot of that, like— Yeah,
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: this is a part of it.
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: Like the ambiance, you know what I'm saying? Like if
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: it's at a Biden rally, somebody shows them their rifle,
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: you'd be like, oh, what the fuck's going on? But
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: I feel like at a Trump, it's more like a,
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: you know— American symbolic, yeah. Right, NRA, bring your guns.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: This is crazy. These people are watching him right here.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: There he is right there.
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: Right there.
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: See him? He's laying down. See him?
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's laying down.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: What's happening?
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: Well, they see a guy. That guy's walking with his child.
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, look.
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: There he is.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: Where?
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: Right there.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Wow, I've never seen that. How on
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: earth are they not cops?
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: In fact, if they could ever.
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: Put up a chart, I don't know.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's, I can't even tell.
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: What's going on now.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: But yeah, just unbelievable. So yeah, you start to wonder,
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: was this put together? But how do you convince a
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: 20-year-old to just go do something like that, you know?
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: Pack of cigarettes and, you know, I don't know, some
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: gas money.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: 20? Yes.
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: What were you doing at 20? You could convince me
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: of almost anything at 20.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, I hope the photos don't show up. I know that.
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, 20s 20s are tough 20s are a time when
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: i could i be convinced to get on a roof
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: and that's a good point huh i don't 20 i
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: don't maybe i don't.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: Know you're so gullible.
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: Um just depends on uh sorry i was saying it
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: came out that he thomas crooks was featured in a
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: black rock i saw this he was in black rock
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: in a in an advertisement for black rock this is
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: where it gets real shaky this is where it gets
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: real shaky it's like a it's like a commercial for
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: black rock it is yeah it was like a commercial
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: and he's in school look right there wow wow so
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: creepy Fuck, dude.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: Everything gets a little twisted, dude. But now will Trump
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: be able to speak publicly somewhere again? How are they
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: even going to manage this moving forward?
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: They're going to have to do what they do with
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: the Pope. You know the Popemobile? You know the Pope shell?
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: They'll just give him a Trump shell.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: Put him in a little... Trump tube. Yeah.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: He'll name it. He'll sell it.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: You need protection. You got to get a Trump tube.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: They shot me. They shoot me. They can shoot you.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: Like the Pope.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's cool.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: It is dope. Why doesn't, like Jeep should sell that.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: You know someone in LA would buy that.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: Of course, dude.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: Someone in LA would be cruising around in that.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: Well, remember that chick that banged the clippers on her?
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: She wore that visor all the time.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it's that chick's name. My little
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: silly rabbit.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: That girl. That was so weird.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: So funny. I'm his right hand man arm. She was brilliant.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: But dude, yeah, I just, I mean, I can't even
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: believe it. The craziest thing is.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that girl.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: You're almost like, what the fuck? It almost feels like
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: it's all part of, it's just like, I'm almost not even,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: But it's theater.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: It all feels like theater.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah. We're in the middle of like the craziest play
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: we've ever lived.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: That's what it feels like.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: And what act are we in though? Are we in
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: the third act, do you think? Is this it?
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: I think, you know, it's funny to think it could be.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: Like COVID was intermission. COVID was intermission. That's what I
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: call it now. I call that intermission, dude.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: Dude, I love that.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: And now we're seeing that the rest of the play
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: is about to play out.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: Fuck, now it's on. This is, oh, and there's the
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: lady right there.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: Who is that? It says female Shane Gillis. That's not
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: doing her best work.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: You see that lady try to holster her gun a
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: few times?
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: It just wouldn't go in. Yeah, that's tough. Yeah. I
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: think that's my Aunt Libby.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: There's no way. She's made bombs here. You know what
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: Shane is like. Yeah. But this is crazy, putting him
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: in the car. Well, the crazy thing is they don't
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: even bring him down to the ground when they're at
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: the podium.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: No, I know.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: They stand him back up and walk him off.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: An easier target, which is crazy.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: And he keeps saying, let me get my shoes.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: Well, they were nice. If they're nice and new customs,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: you do want to get those back on.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: They probably are, yeah. It's funny.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: This is what they train for.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: This is unbelievable.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: Get him in the car, and then they slam on
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: the door.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: It's like he puts our glasses on.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: Put your shades on, dude. You don't want to see
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: your eyes.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: That's wild. Can you even imagine though, like your job
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: at Secret Service, there's so many, it's all downtime.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: I'm also shocked that they wear sunglasses. The Secret Service
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: doesn't have like a thing that they can permanently put
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: around their eyes. Taking on and off sunglasses.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pain in the ass.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: And I lose them all the time. The pair I
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: brought in here today, I'm going to lose it. I'm
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: going to leave it here in the studio.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: Lose them all the time. Yeah, I'm trying– I just–
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: you start to wonder what is it, a conspiracy? Do
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: they want us to think it's a conspiracy? Because now
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: there's no– like the guy has been a martyr after
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: the justice system went after him, right? Whatever you think.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: Like I've always thought that Trump is a shady businessman, right?
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: Do I think that he's a very personable guy? I
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know him well enough. The most
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: interesting thing I've seen him do was when he's turned
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: like that and said– it showed like that he– Because
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of people who think, oh, he just won.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: They're going to want to turn back around.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and face the crowd.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: And face the crowd and face the shooter. Tell me,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: you don't know what the fuck's going on. Right. You're
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: making yourself visual. That was really interesting to me, man.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Bold. Right.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: So bold. And those other guys, well, the other Secret Service,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: please get down because their heads are targets.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: It's just crazy.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 4: Have you seen about this guy on the internet? The
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 4: guy with that hat, that goofy fedora in the background? Oh, yeah.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: This guy, he's all over the internet.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: Who is that?
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 4: I don't even know, but he says names come up
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 4: a hundred times. The guy who's holding his phone. And
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: they say- Clown. That guy's a fucking- He's a Simpsons character.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: That's a clown, dude. That's Matt Groening. That's a Matt-
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: That's Michael Jackson. That's the Simpsons. That's right.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: That's Michael Jackson if he never got molested and learned
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: to dance, dude. I feel like, you know what I'm saying?
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: It's insane.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: Well, here's the crazy part. You have a white dude.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: You have Kappa Sig right behind him just smiling like,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: why aren't all those people hiding?
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: That's what I didn't get. No panic. No panic. They
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: were just shooting. No panic. I mean, they show the tape.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: That guy doesn't even flinch. Fedoraman. Fedoraman. That's his name.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: Fedoraman. He doesn't even go down.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: If somebody starts shooting at somebody.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: Gone.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: Gone. I'm crawling on the ground and I'm out of there.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: Later.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: Email me.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: We'll talk to you later.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: I'm absolutely out. I'm not hanging out at all.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: Do you think a marksman could have been accurate enough
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: just to graze him on purpose? That would be too hard.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: Honestly, maybe. Those guys are good, dude. They could shoot
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: an earring off somebody's ear. Look at him there. There's Vincent.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: That's his name, Vincent. Just hanging out. Shooting happens. He
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: still stood up. He didn't even sit down when the
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: first shots ran out. He's just hanging out. Now, I
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: do know it says on the internet he has bad knees,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 4: but he just stood up. Just hanging out. Yeah, but why? Fight, fight,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: every praise. No panic. Pretty incredible. I don't know what
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 4: they want us to believe. That's a good question. Do
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: they want us to think it's a conspiracy? Maybe. Yeah,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: because then the wheels get spinning more.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: For sure, man. You don't think Biden has anything to
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 4: do with it? I don't.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if like the FBI
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: or the Department of Justice or one of them, there's
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: something going on there. I wouldn't be surprised if somebody's
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: compromised at secret service, but I don't know how you
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: convince a large group of people, you know, like you
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: have to convince the local police as well.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: It's like pretty exhausting.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: I don't think I can name five police officers in
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: Pennsylvania that would probably not stand up to help for Trump.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: Probably like a lot of those guys are, you know,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: military and police. A lot of them are Trump supporters.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: Unless people are getting bribed money.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But it's just interesting. I don't know how you
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: figure that out. And then, But yeah, how does a
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: 20-year-old kid use a ladder, get up? It just is
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: like there's nobody standing in any of these areas.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no one's going, what are you doing? Not one guy,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 4: just one walk-by guy. What are you doing?
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: That guy. He didn't get any what are you doings?
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, this is going to make for just un-fucking-believable.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: Ladder.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: He brought the ladder? Did he plant it beforehand?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: He set it up beforehand. He set it up beforehand.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 4: So he went there before, set up the ladder.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: Dude, that building looks like it's about 12 feet.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: Huh.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: I wonder what business is in there.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, they didn't secure, it says now. Secret Service did
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: not secure the nearest tall building. A ladder had been
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: placed in advance of the shooting on the building. Attendees
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: alerted law enforcement to the presence of the shooter.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 4: A little shaky, dude.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: Man, I've had experience with bad habits. Bad habits. Gosh,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: I still experience, you know, I'm still, I still bad
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: habit from time to time. That's right. Did you know
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: that around 73% of American adults report having one or
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: more unhealthy behavior? Well, if you've got a bad habit
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: that you just can't seem to kick, you might want
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: to pay attention to what fume has created for people
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: like us. Fume is an award-winning flavored air device that's
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: quickly becoming the leading alternative to vaping and smoking. It's
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: a new movement which champions the creation and maintenance of
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: healthy habits that you can implement into your daily routine.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: I use fume. I love it. I think it is
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: the best vaping alternative that exists. Fume is not a vape.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: There's no vapor. You can use it anywhere. No nicotine.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: It's not addictive. non-toxic flavors. It's a guilt-free alternative. To
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: start your journey with The Good Habit and get a
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: free gift with your Journey Pack, which includes a fume device,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: three core flavors of your choice, and a cleaning kit,
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: go to tryfume.com. That's T-R-Y-F-U-M and use code THEO. That's T-R-Y-F-U-M.com
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: and use code THEO. or scan the QR code on screen.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: Say ciao to your bad habits today. You know, when
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: I started a podcast, having an online store was the
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: furthest thing from my mind or even imagination. We started
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: our store. A man was making shirts with his brother,
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: my buddy Kevin, in a basement in Akron. And I
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: think his brother was dealing with alcoholism or whatever. But um,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: and that worked well for a while, but then we
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: had to scale up. And as we started to scale up,
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: I realized that I needed help. Thankfully, the help was
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: so easy and I owe that to Shopify.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: Shopify is the global commerce platform that helps you sell
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: at every stage of your business. So whether you're scaling
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: up or down or out, or global, Shopify is there.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: Whether you're selling scented soaps or offering outdoor outfits, Shopify
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: helps you sell everywhere from their all-in-one e-commerce platform to
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: their in-person POS system. Wherever and whatever you're selling, Shopify's
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: got you covered. Sign up for a $ 1 per month
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: trial period at shopify.com slash T-H-E-O, all lowercase, Yep. Go
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: to Shopify.com slash Theo, lowercase, now to grow your business
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: no matter what stage you're in. Shopify.com slash Theo. You
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: golf a lot, man.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 4: I golf too much.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: Do you?
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 4: It's the only thing I love. If I'm not doing
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: stand-up and work, it's the thing that escapes. I get
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 4: to escape. I don't have to think about anything.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 4: Turn off my phone. Don't have to talk to anybody.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 4: I just go do it. It's honestly just, it's just
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 4: a way to hang out with friends and goof and
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 4: feel like a kid. Remember when we were kids?
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 4: You would just hang out. You didn't need a reason
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: to hang out. You would just hang out.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: Now. Yeah.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: You got to have a thing.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: You could knock on your friend's door and get his
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: William home.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah. He'll come outside. What's going on? Nothing. You would
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 4: just sit and hang. You didn't need an end game.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: There was no like purpose. Yeah. And you get older
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 4: and then you stop doing that.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: And you're like, come over. And they're like, why? I
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 4: just want to say hi.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 4: Nah, dude.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: See?
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: I got a wife.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I got a wife, dude. I can't do it.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: So then now golf is a, let's go hang out.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 4: Let's just go putz around and hang out.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: In the sun. Be outside. I mean, which I don't like.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: That's my biggest.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: Bill Burr's always like, you're going to get cancer. Keep golfing.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: You're going to get cancer. Keep it up. Keep it up.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 4: See what happens. That's what he says all the time.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 4: I said, I like it. I enjoy it. I just
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: put on as much as I sunscreen and I'll, you know, whatever.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: Whatever, man.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: What am I going to do? Not enjoy it?
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to be alive. Yeah. And Jelly Roll too.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: What other impersonation? Which one do you do that I
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: really love?
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 4: Jelly Roll. Jelly Roll, I just saw, he came to
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 4: the comedy store with him and MGK and they were,
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: then they went to Saddle Ranch and Jelly Roll, for
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 4: people that don't know, Saddle Ranch is a mechanical bull
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: in the center of the bar. He got on it?
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: He set the record.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: Nuh-uh.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he set the record for longest bull ride with
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 4: arms in the air. Some people have to hold on.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: Jelly Roll had arms up. You're lying.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: No. Bring it up.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 4: He set the record for longest bull ride at Saddle
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: Ranch on Sunset.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: Jelly Roll did?
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 4: And it didn't even look hard, to be honest with you.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 4: It looked pretty easy.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: Well, were you looking at the bull?
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 4: Not much of a difference. I mean, it looked kind
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 4: of seamless.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: Now, reports from the bull are.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 4: We got a report back from the bull. Just a
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: different story for the bowl.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: MGK machine photograph of the young fan at Ronnie Rack
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: and Jelly Roll's performance at Saddle Ranch. There's no video
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: of Jelly Roll on the bowl?
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 4: There's got to be something. They had to have him
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 4: on the bowl. Unless, you know, he probably requested no
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 4: videos during that time.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: It could be it. Maybe it was like a special
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: thing and people weren't allowed to video then.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 4: That little kid looks like he's going. That's a little
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 4: young for a Jelly Roll and MGK show, but.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 4: I guess, yeah. That is your future ticket, you know,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 4: ticket buyer.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: What else is going on, man?
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 4: You know, honestly, nothing. I'm taking the summer down. I'm
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 4: going to.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: Yo, what are you guys going to do? You taking
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: a vacation? Yeah.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: Going to Hawaii in a week.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: Two weeks.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: What part?
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: I'm going to, I'm not going to say it out
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 4: loud now that I think about it.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 4: But I'm going to a spot that I've never been
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 4: to before in Hawaii. And we just want to have
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 4: like a little getaway. But we, I don't go to the,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 4: I don't go to like. You and your wife?
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 4: I don't go to exotic locations just to like go
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 4: to the beach. So we're doing adventure, doing stuff. I
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: want to go do stuff. We're taking like a guided
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 4: hike tour. We're going to rent a Jeep and go
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: tour the island in these little spots they tell you
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 4: to go to.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fun.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 4: I want to do a spearfishing class. Take me out
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 4: there and learn how to huck, dude.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: Dude, that would be sick.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 4: I want to do that. I want to spearfish so bad.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: Dude, we had a show the other night. Amir K
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: was on the show too, and he– fishes and he
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: um he's good huh he's good he he brought fresh
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: sashimi to the show.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 4: Did he really oh yeah he goes out and catches
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: it he's done this before.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: I've seen this yeah and he just shows up he
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: had a bottle of soy sauce on him or something
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: we're just sitting there slurping it dude.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 4: Good huh god it was so good fresh from when
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 4: it's fresh it's unbelievable it's the best thing in the
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 4: world catch and eat is so so good Yeah.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: That's one thing. Like, I would love to do that.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: I would love to sneak up on an animal and
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: kill it right there and eat it. Yeah, my brother
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: made squirrel at Fourth of July. And one girl showed
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: up and ate all the fucking squirrel. This bitch, kind of,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: I guess.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 4: I shouldn't say that. Well, it's pretty self-involved. Well, there's
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: all this squirrel.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: Squirrel don't have a lot of meat on it. How
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: much meat's on a squirrel?
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 4: I mean, you got to catch a bunch of them
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 4: to make anything good.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, he had like four or five. My brother's
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: kind of, you know, he's a wildcat. He put on Facebook,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: he moved into like this rural area and put on Facebook,
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: anybody having trouble with squirrels hit my line, right? And so, yeah,
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: the amount of meat on a squirrel can vary.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 4: Three ounces, that's not a lot.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: Jesus, I wouldn't even let it live, dude.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, leave it alone. You got to have enough substantial
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 4: meat for me to kill you. I can't kill you
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 4: if you don't have enough meat.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: I'm not killing, yeah.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: This is why I'm not a fan of shrimp. There's
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 4: not enough there.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: I'd rather kill something that has a lot of something
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: to eat. Yeah. Like I don't need like crawfish. I
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 4: don't need little tiny.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: A bison, a buck.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 4: I want something. Russian.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: Thick.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. Thick. Yeah. Something that's worthwhile. Yeah.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: A hundred percent, dude. Um, what else happened?
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 4: But life, uh, life is good this summer. I'm going
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 4: to take it off and just relax.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. How long is the trip going to be? And
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: what else are you going to do?
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 4: A week and some change. And then, uh. I'm going
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 4: to come back and I'm going to go to Chicago
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 4: to see family. I'm going to do a couple of
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 4: charity events, which I'm trying to get into more.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 4: I like that, man. I think I want to do
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 4: more and more and more. All the stuff that I
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 4: really like is involving children's charities for kids with cancer
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: or debilitating injuries or, you know, I don't know. I
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 4: want to support adults that are sick, but kids that
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 4: are sick to me gets my heart.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: First.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: If adults are sick, it's kind of their fault.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 4: A lot of times you did it.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 4: And you've also had enough, right? You've eaten enough. You've
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 4: had enough. All right. Let somebody else have some. Yeah.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: I think, yeah. Catching up with kids is really important.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: And it's like, we've been so fortunate just to even
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: have some of like, to be able to have some
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: of the fun and opportunities and neat things. You know,
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: I started thinking about that too. I was like, I
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: got to create more of a way to do something
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: more positive.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: You know, for you, for young people, because it's, they,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 4: you know, if you can help the next generation of
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 4: whatever it is, that's like what you do in comedy.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 4: bringing people out and introducing new comics to the world.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 4: That's an important thing. So in the other side of it,
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 4: I want to try to, you know, like St. Jude's
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 4: and all this stuff, Children's Hospital. And like, I think
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 4: those are important. So I'm going to do that. And
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 4: then I'm going, I get to throw out the first
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 4: pitch at Wrigley.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: No. Yeah.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 4: And sing the seventh inning stretch.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: No, let's go, dude. Yeah, thank you, dog.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 4: I'm excited. September. Wow. 9-6, September 6, I do it.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 4: And I sent the email from the Cubs. The Cubs
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 4: reached out. And I sent the email to my dad,
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: and my dad wrote back, finally made it. You finally
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 4: made it. Of all the things I've achieved, this is
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 4: the only thing. He was like, good, you finally did it.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: Sean Dunstan would be proud, he wrote.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, baby.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: Yes, he would. He said Andre Dawson. Yeah, Andre. He said,
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: now Andre Dawson can rest. Yeah.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 4: Finally.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 4: Puts it down.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: Wow, dude. No, that's amazing. I grew up watching the Cubs, man.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: My grandfather played like AAA ball in Chicago or Iowa
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: whenever their farm team used to be over there. He
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: played for one of their farm teams a long time ago.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: And so we would sit all the time and watch
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: the Cubs, you know, just because the WGNO, you know.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the WGN, yeah.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: Mark Grace, Sean Dunstan, Rick Sutcliffe.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 4: Ryan Sandberg.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, dude.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 4: When I was a kid, I thought his name was Ryan,
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 4: by the way. His name's Ryan.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, all these years, I thought when I was a child,
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 4: I thought his name was Ryan Sandberg. No, his name's Ryan.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 4: Look it up. It's Ryan. His name's Ryan? Ryan, yeah.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: Like an orange outing outside?
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 4: R-Y-N-E. Ryan Sandberg. I thought it was Ryan all these years.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: Dude, I traded 70 of his cards as Ryan Sandberg. Yeah.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: How did he misspell his own name, dude?
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 4: I know. Poor guy. Poor guy. Ryan Sandberg. Yeah. Sandberg,
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 4: Mark Grace. Legends.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. I got to meet Mark Grace one time, dude.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: I was sitting at a bar. He was sitting at
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: a bar and my buddy told me he was there.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: So I went up and pulled up and he had
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: some great stories, dude.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 4: Those guys are just– that baseball was just a– you know.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 4: It's just a different game, man. I mean, every sport is,
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 4: but something about baseball. Because they used to, you know,
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 4: Harry Carey, our notorious announcer that Will Ferrell did that
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 4: people know, he was a blackout. I mean, he was
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 4: drunk 90% of the time. Yeah. And still held it
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 4: together enough to get to the stadium on time, drink
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 4: about 13 Old Styles.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 4: And just make it through. You can't do that anymore.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 4: Look at that guy. He's 26 right there.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah. He hit on my mom one time.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: Nuh-uh.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, one time he hit on my mom.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 4: That was great. Yeah, it could have been Harry Carey's son.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 4: She blew it. She dropped the bag.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: Fuck, dude.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he hit me. He flirted with me. He goes, hey, hey,
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 4: pretty lady.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Look at that. The best one.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 4: Hey, hey, pretty lady.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: The best one was... You're like, look at these ladies.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: They're the triple.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: Look at the cans on that one.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 4: Look at the stems on this bra. Double time. Yeah,
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 4: he hit on my mom. So, yeah, I get to
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 4: go throw the first pitch in September. That'll be a
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 4: big deal for me. And then go see the Bears.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: So cool, dude.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 4: Home opener. Do you ever go to Titans games in Tennessee?
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I do. What I like about Titans is it's
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: very casual there. It's like nice fans, good, not crazy.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: It's not like you're Philadelphia. No lunatics. No, no real lunatics. Right.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: It's like just safe. Yeah, play that up right there,
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: Harry Carey.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is great.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 3: She wasn't in the right field bleacher yesterday, Arnie.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 4: Well, some of the lovely sights you see. Arnie, you're
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 4: trying to get me barred. That began to look.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: Like a striptease for a while.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 4: I mean, that was the thing about Wrigley. People would
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 4: wear G-string bikinis in the outfield. That's America.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they got to bring some of that shit back.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 4: Well, when they talk about make America great again, that's
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 4: what we're talking about.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 4: G-strings in the outfield. We're not talking about anything else.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 4: We're just talking about that.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just let things be, man. Let things be fun.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: Everything now has a rule or it's fucked up or something, dude.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 4: Everything has a rule. That's a really good call.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: Everything has a rule now.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 4: It's like- Can't do that.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 4: Can't do that.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, you can't do it like that. You got to
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: do it like this. You got to do this. Right.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: But I don't know if that's because we ruined, just
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: humans ruined it.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we did. Humans ruined it all. That's all our fault.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 4: We fucked it up. Instead of letting things be and
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 4: just trying to enjoy things, we fucked it up. We
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 4: just want, we're greedy. We're selfish. We're self-involved. We don't
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 4: care about each other. Because if we really cared about
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 4: each other, we wouldn't go out of our way to
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 4: try to hurt people or bring people down. We don't care.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 4: It's a bad thing.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: Well, and if some people, if once there's some bad apples,
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: other apples start to be like, I think there can
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: be a tendency.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 4: Bad rubs off.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it kind of rubs off. Or you have to
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: also get bad now to be able to take care
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: of yourself. It's like you got to bring yourself to
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: a different level.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 4: You're a good apple.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: Thanks, man. You are too.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 4: You've always been a good apple.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: You are too, dude.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 4: And you know what? I think the older we get
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 4: in life and career, the more I start to really
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 4: see through the smoke of all the bullshit and start
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 4: to care about what I really care about. Like things
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 4: that you look, I guess you really learn what really matters.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 4: It's stuff that your parents would say or older people
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 4: would say to you. And all those cliches are true.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 4: It really is true that you just, you slow down,
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 4: you step back, you start to kind of see things
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 4: for what they really are. And you start to just
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 4: cherish things that matter. You don't give a shit about
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 4: the other stuff anymore. I don't care about small stuff
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 4: as much as I used to. It just doesn't matter.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 4: You just got to enjoy it.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think some of that, it is wild if
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: you're able to get some age that you're able.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 4: To get some perspective.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: It is nice.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 4: What was that, Bobby Lee with Richard Simmons?
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Richard Simmons just passed away, man.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 4: And some on the internet are saying this is Bobby's fault.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be surprised.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 4: God, Bobby was.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 4: Well, he was a Japanese girl at one point and
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 4: then he.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: Zoom in on that. No wonder Richard's on him like that.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 4: Really cute. God. Really cute.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: Richard, wow.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 4: That looks AI for some reason. See, that also looks fake.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: It's just crazy to see, like, I bet Richard teased
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: him or just touched his neck.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 4: Well, I think it's vice versa. I think they both,
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 4: Bobby is a big tease.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: Bobby, well, he said he let some guy eat his
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: butt or whatever one time.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 4: One time?
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: He's been involved in some crazy stuff.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think a few times.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what's crazy. I think I would not want
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: some guy to do that to me.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 4: No, not for me. Look, it's hard to be a
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 4: business partner and one of my best friends with someone
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 4: that I respect so little.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: It's tough.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 4: I love him to death. He's my perfect comedy compliment.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 4: I've never met somebody more that I feel the most
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 4: in tune with comedically.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 4: Just because he's... It just feels like our brains connect
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 4: on just a dumb, perfect level, and I understand him.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 4: And he gets me, and he knows what gets me mad,
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 4: and I know what gets him mad. It's something about
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 4: it so fun. I feel like a kid when I'm
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 4: with him. Whenever we get together, it's the most fun.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 4: I've said this a hundred times. It's the best thing
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 4: that's ever happened in my career. Of all the shit
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 4: I've done, of all the things... that I could be like,
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 4: that was cool. I'm proud of that. This is by
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 4: far the most fun I've ever had in my life.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 4: It is a blessing from the universe. And thank God
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 4: me and that little dumpling are together because it's the
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 4: most fun I've ever had. I've never had that much
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 4: fun in anything in my career. No crushing on stage,
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 4: no TV show accolade.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: Nothing.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 4: It feels so, cause it's so free.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, you guys have a blast, man. I mean, you
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: guys have created a top 20 podcast together. I mean,
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: it's unbelievable.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah. You know, it's a, it's you, it's what you've
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 4: gotten to do. Isn't this rewarding? This is like how
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 4: fun I get to have fun.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: But you've also got to do so much acting. Does
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: it compare? Do you feel like, Now that you've had
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: a good taste of both, does one really compare? Are
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: they two totally different things? Obviously they're different.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 4: Different animals. But I mean, they're both rewarding and they're,
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 4: I mean, like the acting is rewarding in its own
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 4: little way. I like the acting stuff. If I get
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 4: to work with people that I'm impressed by, that's what it,
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 4: you know what I'm saying? Like that's to me, it's like,
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 4: if I do something with someone that I'm intrigued by
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 4: or impressed by their skills and ability, it's cool to
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 4: see people do cool work. It's just a cool thing
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 4: to watch.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 4: You know, like when you see a pro, like, you
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 4: know who the most pro dude on earth, I think
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 4: John Cena might be the most pro dude on earth.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He was on whiskey ginger. Yeah.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 4: He's the man.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 4: He's responsible. He's smart. He's sweet. He's caring. He's hardworking.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 4: He's such a fun, nice, like wonderful dude. He's a pro.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 4: He's a, he is a pro. I don't even know
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 4: how to like articulate it the right way, but Incredible, gracious, sweet.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 4: It never steps on toes. Never is disrespectful to anybody.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 4: Never has an ego about anything. It's wild. He is
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 4: a lesson in life. I've tried to like, I watch
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 4: him when we were working together. I was like, this
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 4: dude is, he's a G. We're comic.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: I think what we have to remember sometimes is we're comics.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: So something is fucked up about us. We were in
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: that returns basket.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 4: Remember? A hundred percent. We went right back.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about? When you see like
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: the sale basket or whatever. or they're like 40 cent
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: candles or whatever. And you're like, this bitch ain't gonna burn,
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: you know? It's like, so a lot of times I
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: feel like I'll compare myself to other, or in some
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: ways I'm like, God, but then I gotta remember, something
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: was wrong with me. But it's in a good way. Right,
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: in a good way, because we're able to maneuver it enough. Right,
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: and make it worth something.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 4: You know, we're the shopping cart with the wobbly wheel,
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 4: the one that nobody wants. Yeah. Yeah, we're that, we're
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 4: wobbly wheel. And you know what? When you do take it,
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 4: you do realize it's kind of fun. It's funny. It
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 4: goes off on its own. It'll hit the wall a
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 4: few times, but it's fun. It's kind of fun. Oh,
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 4: it'll veer right into a fucking cute mama's butt. It
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 4: might help you out. Yeah. We're the wobbly wheel. And
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 4: you know what? That's, but that's, you're right. We are different.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 4: We're a different species. And we feel it. Sometimes we
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 4: feel threatened because people don't get us or we're weird
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 4: or we try weird shit. You know, you, you try
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 4: a joker a bit. And it doesn't work and people
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 4: are like, what? But that's the beauty of it. If
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 4: you didn't have that, everything would be real formatted and
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 4: real simple. So they, those other people from the other
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 4: side of it, they love to see us try because
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 4: they don't do that. So that's, you know what I mean?
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 4: Like I've had a bunch of people, actors say to me,
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 4: I said, oh man, I don't know how you want
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 4: to improv those lines. Like why, why do you want
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 4: to try and do that? I said, well, cause that's
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 4: the adventure. The risk is amazing. If you get something out,
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 4: that's worth it and good. It's like, it's just, telling
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 4: a new joke that works. You know, when you, when
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 4: you write a new joke and it works, Oh, the
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 4: first time you're like, it feels incredible. It's the same
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 4: thing as when you land a good line. It's the same,
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 4: it's the same feeling.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, I love that. The other day, somebody said enigma.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: And I was like, careful, careful. Just don't say enigma.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 4: You can't hard R enigma.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I can let you get like, you know, I
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: don't want you to upset the fucking neighbors, you know?
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: They'll accept enigma.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 4: If you're going to say that, say that inside. You
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 4: have to enigma inside. Keep those enigmas inside.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: What's life like? You don't have a family yet. No family,
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: no kids.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 4: I don't think I'm going to. Really? Yeah, I don't
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 4: think so.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: You'd be such a fun dad, man.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 4: I would, but you know what I'd like? At this
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 4: age in my life, I think is now, you know, 40.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 4: Once the 40 number is real, I think I'd be
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 4: willing to adopt and try to give someone a good life.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think because at this age, it'd be hard
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 4: to start with a baby as older because I feel
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 4: older and it'd be tough. So I think that.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, dude, I'll be 80 when they're 40.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's their problem. Yeah.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'd rather adopt a kid, put him into
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 4: a phenomenal situation. I feel like at this stage in
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 4: my life, it would be cool to give someone a
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 4: better life who had a tough life. Because a lot
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 4: of kids have these, you know, man, you see a
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 4: lot of this stuff and you see how hard certain
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 4: young people have it. And there's no hope. And I've
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 4: been blessed in life. I'm so lucky. So it's like,
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 4: why not give someone else a good opportunity? I don't know.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it'd be cool if they had a contest too
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: to be your kid.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, that's how I would organize it. They'd have
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 4: to show off somehow. I'd want to see their skills
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 4: and abilities and talents. I would rank them. I have
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 4: a set system at home that I've written out. How
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 4: high can you jump? I basically put them through a combine.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean? I make my kids run
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 4: the 40.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, you had that great joke about people coming over
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: the border that they should have to go through.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 4: A- American Ninja Warrior course, yeah. You want to get
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 4: into the country, man. I want them in here. I
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 4: just want to see them work for it a little bit.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, bro. We want the best.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we can't just have anybody, but that should be
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 4: the standard.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, I think so. And then also you can have
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: rich people bet on it, like in the distance.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 4: And use that money.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: And use that money.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's exactly right. Well, look, when Europeans came over
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 4: for Ellis Island, you had to be able to do
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 4: 10 push-ups, otherwise they wouldn't let you in. They'd turn
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 4: you back around. 10 push-ups, so you had to get
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 4: back on the boat and go back. So that's a standard.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 4: We need to set some kind of standard.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now you can show up with asthma and we'll fucking...
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: We'll give you an inhaler. Yeah, we'll give you a
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: fucking free wheelchair. Thanks so much for coming, dude. And
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: the new tour, what's it going to be called?
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 4: The Freeze Peach Tour. Freeze Peach Tour. If you say it,
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 4: you'll know it.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: The Freeze Peach.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 4: There it is. The Freeze Peach Tour.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: I love that, dude. The Freeze Peach.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 4: The Freeze Peach Tour, yeah.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: One of my, one of my, was, oh, Rise Up Lights,
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Rise Up Lights. Yeah, I love that.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: I'm so jealous y'all are going to Australia.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 4: Dude, I have, I, I, love it down there.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: Me too.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 4: Because I shot that movie with Cena and them in
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 4: Melbourne and it was just.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: Did it come out?
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 4: I loved it. Huh?
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: Did the movie come out?
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. It's on Amazon Prime. Ricky Stenicki on Amazon Prime.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, you were on Ricky Stenicki.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, wait.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I saw that or not.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Me and Cena and Efron and Jermaine Fowler and then.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: I feel horrible I didn't even see this.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 4: No, it's all good, brother. Come on, man. It's fun, man.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 4: It's a fun movie. Farrelly did it. Pete Farrelly, the
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 4: guy that did Dumb and Dumber.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 4: And William H. Macy in the background holding it down.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 4: Who was phenomenal? William H.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: Macy, dude. He's unbelievable. You ever seen the door-to-door salesman movie?
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: Where he's selling soaps?
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 4: No, what movie is that? He's incredible. Dude, he is.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: Put up door-to-door soap salesman. See what you get there.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 4: He's so good, man. He was such a....
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: The story of Bill Porter.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 4: Bill Porter. He's such a cool, smooth... Slick dude. And
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 4: he lives out in the mountains.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: Does he? In California?
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 4: No, not in California, no. He lives out in the mountains.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 4: Door-to-door, there he is. And he's a soap salesman.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, there we go.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 4: Bill Porter, a man of remarkable spirit.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was mentally challenged or whatever, and they let
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: him sell a little bit of soap. Dude, I used
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: to work as an assistant. This dude sold Italian food
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: or semi-Italian or whatever, door-to-door. Mm-hmm. And so I think
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: he was trying to date my mom or something. So
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: he gave me a job like just like cruising and
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: going along with him and stuff. That's kind of nice.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. Except I remember all– he had to
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 1: take like a cold cart with him and all the
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: stuff was so cold.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 4: Because he had to sell it refrigerated.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So I remember I'd fucking– he'd like– he'd be like, oh,
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: get the clams or whatever. And I was like, I'd
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: fuck it up, you know. Like I fucking– I was like,
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be in the workforce. I want
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: to be handicapped.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 4: You just want– but you want someone to date your
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 4: mom who's not– who's not cumbersome in their, in their job.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 4: That's the cumbersome, cumbersome job.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 4: The guy you want to date your mom, you want
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 4: a guy in like, you know, not regular sales, not
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 4: door to door sales. You want him to like call on,
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 4: on customers.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Phone. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 4: We didn't. Desk job dad, a desk job. That's what
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 4: I had. My mom remarried and my stepdad is a,
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 4: was a sales guy, but he, you know, phone desk job.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 4: You know, go to an office, say, Hey, Karen, coffee,
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 4: water cooler, lunch, lunch at, you know, lunch at, uh, yeah,
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 4: get the whole crew out there. You know, my dad
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 4: likes my, we buy my dad, um, his only gift
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 4: every year, birthday, Christmas, same gift. Every time I get
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 4: him a gift card to the olive garden. That's what
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 4: I get.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 1: Him every time.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 4: That's his favorite. Favorite thing.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: It's all he wants.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 4: He goes and he sits there and he has the
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 4: Zupataskana and the breadsticks. And he'll eat and eat and
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 4: eat and eat until they tell him, sir, you know,
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 4: let's not overstay our welcome.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: Like your family, but.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 4: But extended, you know, take a walk. That's all I do.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 4: We buy him.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: If you've ever shut down an olive garden, you got
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: a fucking problem. That's all I'm going to say.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 4: Dude, my dad used to.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: He would go drink sometimes at this place called Tony Padone's.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: That was the name of the place.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 4: I love the name of that. Tony Padone's. Tony Padone's.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: And so we'd go over there and... And the lady,
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: he'd be like, oh, run up and down the bar
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: real quick, and the lady will give you a candy
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: right there. I remember that.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 4: She just wanted to see you sprint?
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but on the bar, yeah, I'd fucking sprint down
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: there and sprint right back. And they'd give me a
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: little chocolate.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I was going to say, which one was it?
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 4: Was it a good candy or one of those like that?
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: It was a Hershey Kiss, usually.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 4: I love me a Hershey Kiss.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: They were good.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 4: Look, you know what a Hershey Kiss? It's not trying
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 4: to do shit.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 4: You know what we are. Here I am.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: You know what we are. We're Christian chocolates. Yeah.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 4: God loves us, and we love him. Yeah, we're not
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 4: getting fucking weird. You know what I mean?
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: We're not- I'm not filling my fucking butt with caramel
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 1: like some of these motherfucking queers. Yeah, dude. How are
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: you doing?
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 4: This is Tony Padonis. We give original American God-given chocolate.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 4: Hershey Kiss, in and out.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: Dude, I wanted to do this thing called the Chocolate
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: Shoulder Challenge. So you take a Hershey Kiss, right? You
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: put one on each shoulder, okay? And then you try
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: to eat it all.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: How?
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 4: It is. But without making this one fall. Is that
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 4: what it is?
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right. That's so hard.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: You can't make one fall. It is fall.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 4: It's unbelievable. I don't have that kind of neck mobility.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 1: That's my problem. No one does.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: But every now and then somebody will do it like
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: a- Well.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 4: It's got to be somebody with a nice long neck.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 4: Who's got a long neck in the comedy game? There's
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 4: got to be someone we know who's- Kirk Fox, maybe?
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 4: He's necky. He's extremely necky.
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: He's necky. He's got that tennis body, tennis neck.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 4: Lanky, necky. Yeah.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: Looking over the net, love, love.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: All love.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 4: There he is.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: Kirk's so funny, dude. He was in my favorite movie,
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: The Patriot.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 4: One of the funniest comedians, I think, working.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: Also one of the funniest people to be around. Like
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: right when he walks up, you kind of– there's just
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: something about his energy. The joke is already kind of
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: set up.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, do the picture to the left of that or
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 4: to the right of that one that you have on
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 4: right now. I mean that's as necky as it gets. Yes.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 4: That guy could kill the Hershey Challenge.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, he's a fucking necrophiliac, dude. If he dies, yeah,
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: people are going to order– They're going to get three
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: and a half ounces out of his neck.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 4: A big time. Well, you know, his casket is already designed.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 4: He said he pre-bought it to one of those, you know,
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 4: like a magician when he cuts a woman in half
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 4: and her head is outside of the casket, but the
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 4: whole body's inside. He has that exact same one.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because his neck is long enough that they couldn't,
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 4: they said he'd have to break his neck to smush
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 4: it in there. So his head will be out.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: It's tough. Well, it's a crazy thing when they bury you.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: Some people, they have to break, they're like to save money.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: They're like, we can break your arms and legs.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: And move them closer to your body so you have
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: a little less square footage. And I'm like, just fucking
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: throw me in a dump truck. Don't fucking, don't sit
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: there and break my, I don't want some guy in
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: a basement of a YMCA at night breaking my fucking
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: bones to save 85 bucks, dude.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 4: Spend the extra 85.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: But it's just like, Jesus Christ, man.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 4: Just slide me off a cliff. Slide me off a cliff.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 4: Just put me down in a ravine. That's like I learned,
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 4: you know the song, You know the song The Way?
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 4: Where were they going without ever knowing the way? Remember that?
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 4: Anyone can see the road that they walk on is paved. Okay,
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 4: so I learned online that song is about a story
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 4: that the lead singer read about a couple, right? Look
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 4: at the history of The Way. It's about an old
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 4: couple who used to vacation somewhere and she had dementia
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 4: and he was old. it's tragic. And they would take this,
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 4: they would take this trip. That's the couple. And they
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 4: got lost. And Austin based couple, right.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: Austin based couple, fastball, top the charts with their hits
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: on the way.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 4: Yes. And, and this real couple, uh, the story is
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 4: so sad. They, they like would go to the same location.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 4: I think it was like Zion or something like that,
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 4: or the Arches. And they drove somewhere and they got
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 4: lost in the, you know, the dementia, you know, they
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 4: wandered until they, um, Until they were found dead in
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 4: like a ravine.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 4: Crazy.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 4: They wandered and got lost. So that song, as beautiful
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 4: as it was when we were young, I mean, young
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 4: people don't know that song at all, but it's about
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 4: this old couple getting lost.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 1: It's this.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 4: darkest shit. It's a dark story.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it says, for Layla and Raymond Howard, the tradition
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 1: was Pioneer Day in Temple. Right.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 4: And they would drive there, and they would just go,
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 4: and they, right, showing symptoms of memory loss, and he
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 4: had had brain surgery. Right. And they just got out
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 4: of their car and they started walking and they just disappeared.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 4: Where were they going without ever knowing the way? Isn't
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 4: that so creepy now that you hear that? As a kid,
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 4: I sung that song being like, anyone can see the road.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 4: I thought that was a great song.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: And here I am, just two senior citizens, just dehydrated,
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 1: dying behind a fucking rock.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 4: Just buzzards pecking their head apart. It's terrible. Fastball.
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 1: The song's lyrics, this is way better. Thank you. The
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 1: song's lyrics revolve around a couple who decided to leave
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: their lives behind by going out driving without telling their
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 1: children about their plans. Their car breaks down during the
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 1: trip and they continue on foot. The chorus expresses the
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: idea that the couple are achieving happiness by losing touch
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 1: with the world, even though they may never see their
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: home again.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 2: Wild.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 4: Wild.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 1: Sad.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 4: Do you ever have a thought about.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 4: Disappearing? Disappearing, yeah.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I think about like– Like Tupac and– Maybe like
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: two more. Oh, dude, when I was in– we tried
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: to like fake my death or something a while back,
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 1: maybe like 11 years ago or something.
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 4: Well, if you got– this staff can't help. I mean
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 4: Nick is going to blow it. There's no doubt he'll
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 4: blow that easily, dude. He'll leak the conversation.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 4: He's going to leak the plans.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 1: But what happened? Oh, my buddy Paul, he's like, dude,
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 1: we should fake your own death. I think there's some
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 1: money in it or whatever. And I was like, oh, fuck.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 4: Well, what do I have to do?
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 1: And he's like, you just be quiet and just go
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 1: out to Palm Springs or something for a couple months
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 1: or go to Syracuse or something. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, shit, man.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 1: And I think I did like three days or something.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 1: And then I was like, ah, fuck it, dude. I'm
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 1: going to live again. And so he called a couple
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 1: people and been like, oh, I think something's happened to
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 1: Theo or something. So then he just called him back
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, no.
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 2: No, no.
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 1: He's just fine. He was in Sacramento or whatever.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 4: It's too hard to go through with it. But if
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 4: I feel like if I was going to disappear, I
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 4: would go, I'm telling it now. Come find me. I'll
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 4: be most likely in Banff National Forest. It's the most
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 4: beautiful place I've ever seen in my entire life. Look
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 4: up Lake Louise. This might be the prettiest place I've
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 4: ever seen. And Banff is huge. Banff was the first
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 4: time I saw a real Canadian moose. I didn't realize,
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 4: they were as big as a school bus. I got
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 4: out of my car with my buddy EP. We were
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 4: laughing so hard. I had tears in my eyes. I
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 4: couldn't believe how fucking big it was. That's Lake Louise.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 4: Stunning. Banff National Park. Anywhere. Lose me in Banff. That's
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 4: where I'll be. I'll be in the woods.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 1: Lose me in Banff. Love me in Banff. That might
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 1: be the story, too.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 4: Love me in Banff, baby.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 1: If you find someone.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, lose me and love me in Banff. It's just
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 4: something about it up there. It's so peaceful.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 1: Do they have a summertime?
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like that right now.
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 1: It's stunning.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 4: Go swimming.
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 1: The most beautiful place I've been to, I think, or
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 1: one place I really liked was this place, Annecy, France.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 4: Can you look it up?
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 1: Annecy. A-N-E-C-Y-A-N. Oh, there it is, Annecy, France, right there.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 1: There's this, they have like a beautiful lake there, like
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 1: right in this small town. It's really, really cool.
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 4: How'd you end up there?
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 1: With my girl, we were backpacking years ago. Beautiful. There
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 1: it is, right there. Wow. Just like a nice little
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 1: place there in the hills. You get you a little backpacking.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 1: That was nice. We just were taking a train and
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 1: just stopped there. Annecy, Annecy, France.
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 4: France, Annecy, Rio. Oh, yes, Theo Vaughn. Do you know
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 4: Theo Vaughn? One of my favorite comedian, Theo Vaughn. It
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 4: is a pleasant, their accent in English is pleasant.
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's nice because you feel like you're good, yeah.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 4: Because so many others don't.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 4: Like when a chairman is saying to you something, you're like... Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 4: it just.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I went to Jamaica and two guys, you know,
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 1: I went, somebody had, we went into a Starbucks, right?
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 1: He founds out it was not a Starbucks. Somebody stole
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 1: the sign and put it up outside of their business, right?
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 1: So we go in. You're like, this isn't a fucking Starbucks.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 1: There's couches and shit, dude.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no cake pops here.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a hammock. I was like, ah. And
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 1: then somebody goes, welcome to the Starbucks lounge. And we're like,
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 1: where the fuck are we, dude? We turn and go
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 1: and leave. Night fight, dude.
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 1: B on B, night fight in the street, dude. Wow.
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 1: Urban cutlery, dude. That's it, bro.
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 4: Just butter knives?
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 1: Just a couple of Zorro brothers out there just stabbing
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 1: each other, dude.
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 4: What else, man?
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 1: What happened with you and Bobby Altoff? Do you remember that?
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was fun. It was really, really fun.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 1: Dude, you were so funny on there.
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 4: She was... It was easy to kind of play into
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 4: this world that she does. She stays in the world
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 4: of like... She was doing like musicians... And then she
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 4: was doing, then she would just do like high level
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 4: celebrities like Cuban and all these guys. And I had
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 4: so much fun with her because she had said, they originally,
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 4: they pitched me, her team pitched me, do you want
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 4: to teach her how to golf? No, I'm sorry. Teach
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 4: her how to do standup. I said, absolutely not. But
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 4: I said, I am going to go golf next week.
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 4: You want to meet and I can teach her how
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 4: to golf or we can do a golf thing. And
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 4: that's how this stuff was born. And she showed up late.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 4: with a big attitude.
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 1: And I started- Oh yeah, she's kind of like a
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 1: black woman a little.
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little tiny black woman. And I started,
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 4: I was, you know, just goofing with her the whole
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 4: time and it was so much fun. Now she's, you know,
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 4: off and running. She's got a whole- Her career exploded now.
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 4: Her podcast is bigger than ever. She stays busy, man.
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw her at Formula One. She was there
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 1: with some of her friends. They were having a great time.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 4: I wanted to go to that. I wanted to go
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 4: to that so bad.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 1: It's too confusing. It's like you don't know what's going on,
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 1: and everybody's rich and everything. You're like, what the fuck?
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 4: So rich, but you don't really get to see anything.
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 4: That's the worst part about the pit. It's down here.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 4: You're like this. That's the irony of the best seats
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 4: in a football game are not all the way down.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 1: Because you're this. I agree. Front row is trash. Yeah,
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 1: you can't see.
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 4: You're doing this all the time.
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 1: If even somebody comes to my show and they're in
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 1: front row, I'm like, God, it sucks, dude.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 4: They're doing this the whole time. Their neck is craned.
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 4: Their neck is the Las Vegas crane the whole time.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 1: Dude, what was one of the early concerts you ever
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 1: went to? Do you remember?
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 4: One of the very first concerts I went to probably. Well,
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 4: I think this one sticks out for some reason. I
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 4: don't know if it was one of my first, but
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 4: no doubt. I saw them and a band called Face
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 4: to Face. Do you remember those guys?
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 1: Face to Face.
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 4: Face to Face. Face to Face and No Doubt were playing.
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 1: Was it Night?
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 4: Is that them? No, no, no. They were.
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 1: Face to Face to Face.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 4: You're thinking about, that's Duran Duran, I think. Where I
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 4: could touch your heart. No, that's Culture Club. But I
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 4: think Face to Face and No Doubt were one of
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 4: my first.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 1: Wow, who took you to that?
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 4: No, I probably was 16 or 17. Love her, dude.
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 4: I think she's one of the greatest. Tragic Kingdom. That
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 4: album is so, so good. I became a teenage girl
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 4: while listening to that. I was like, this is my
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 4: girl phase.
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, I cried at school when someone sang Jewel once. Oh, yeah.
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 4: Well, that'll hit you hard.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 1: And I just, I'd never heard a woman sing.
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 4: And then you hear her regular talk and.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 1: She's like it's so.
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 4: Good that and then I saw and then the up
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 4: and smoke tour up and smoke look that up if
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 4: that's right Cypress Hill yeah up and smoke tour it
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 4: was like Method Man and Red Man Cypress Hill.
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 1: It was anybody black or white with weed.
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 4: Right, right, right.
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 1: That was it. Dre, Eminem. And the crazy thing was,
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 1: you were so high, they could have told you somebody
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 1: was on stage. You'd have been like, yeah.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 4: Wouldn't have mattered. Yeah, didn't even know. Nate Dogg never
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 4: was there. They put him on every picture. I never
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 4: saw Nate Dogg once live.
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 1: They probably just used him like- He was late to
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 1: every show. Promo, yeah.
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he just never showed up.
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 1: That's like Boss Man D'Lo was supposed to come on
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 1: the pod and fucking- Just bailed. 20 minutes after, he's like,
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 1: I ain't coming.
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 4: Thanks, man.
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 1: Thanks for the heads up.
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 4: Thanks, man.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 1: There he is. You've been demoted to assistant boss, brother.
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 1: I'll still listen to your music, but not for two weeks.
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was the first couple. I saw D12. I
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 4: saw Eminem in D12. Wow, so you.
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 1: Listened to a lot of rap stuff and some Gwen Stefani. Dude,
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 1: I remember we had a fashion show at our school,
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 1: and some girl sang Jewel and played the piano. And
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 1: I just never, like, I don't think had a, I
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 1: never really, no woman ever really spoken nicely to me,
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 1: I don't think. And it was like, I just didn't
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 1: even know what was going on.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 4: It was emotional.
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's emotional.
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 1: And I just remember fucking bawling. And then somebody yelled out,
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 1: f * * *. And I was like, holy shit, dude. Shit, dude.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 4: Let me get these tears off of you real quick.
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 1: Get your shit together, dude.
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 4: I was like, I'm only crying because I'm thirsty.
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 1: And then I just fucking drank a bunch of it
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 1: off my face.
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 4: That's actually more manly.
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 4: I'm thirsty. And then you know what else I saw?
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 4: I saw, and then the other end of the spectrum
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 4: was my buddy, John took me to see Bella Fleck. Jam,
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 4: the jam band world. String cheese, all those guys. I
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 4: got to see all that stuff. So I touched a
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 4: lot of bases. I just wanted to go to live shows.
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 4: I loved live shows. I'd go to almost any live show.
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 4: Like if someone was like, we're going to a live concert,
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 4: this band is playing, you know, blah, blah, blah, Aragon
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 4: Ball or whatever.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 4: I didn't even think twice I would go just because
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 4: I was like, this is an opportunity to go goof
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 4: off and disappear with friends into the night. Yeah. I, like,
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 4: I didn't, I wasn't really, uh, I wasn't really picky. Now,
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 4: which is crazy, I wish I should go to more shows.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 4: I don't go to as many shows because we work
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 4: in entertainment, so.
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 1: It's hard. You work at nights when shows happen.
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 4: It's tough. It's just hard.
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 1: It's hard. I was just looking today. I was like,
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 1: what shows could I go see? I saw Red Clay
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 1: Strays recently. Mm-hmm. They're great if you get to see them.
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 1: Um, dude, I remember, yeah, we got so, I think
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 1: we went to 311 a couple times when I was
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 1: in school. You know, that was always fun.
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 4: They were phenomenal, man.
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 1: And we went, uh, I got, we were leaving. Oh yeah,
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 1: we were leaving. I fucking drilled some dude with my car, right?
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 1: Hit his car.
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 4: Oh, I thought you said hit the guy.
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 1: No, thank God he was in his car when I
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 1: hit him. Get out of my car, run up to
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 1: his window. He goes, dude, I'm so sorry, dude. He
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 1: was so fucked up.
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 4: He fucking thought he hit me. Apologize to you.
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 1: Do my bad.
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 4: You're like, yes, you're bad.
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, you gotta fucking.
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 4: You gotta be careful, bud.
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 1: Bro, these streets are small, dude. And then I went
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 1: and got back in my car and took off. Fuck,
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 1: that dude was fucked up. Another time I went to
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 1: Green Day. That might have been the first show I
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 1: ever saw. The opening band for them, I was so high.
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 1: I thought the opening band was Green Day. Sang every
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 1: Green Day song while the opening band was up there.
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 1: I think it was like Rusted Rooters. I don't know
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 1: who it was, right? Sang all and then I was
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 1: ready to leave. My buddy's like, dude, they're not even
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 1: on yet.
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 4: Another time. You already had that Green Day show.
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 1: Somebody gave me some fucking raccoon pills or something, and
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 1: I was just fucking out there raccooning, you know, and
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 1: I fucking couldn't see anymore. So I could only see
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 1: with my hands, right? And so I wandered to the
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 1: back and started feeling like a cop, dude. He fucking
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 1: made me leave. And then what else happened good at
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 1: a concert?
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, there was one thing I was going to tell you. Oh, dude.
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 1: So the other night I'm in Las Vegas and my
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 1: brother came, right? And it was fun. We had a
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 1: great time. And then afterwards there's a restaurant in the
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 1: wind called Delilah, right? It's like a nice place.
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. I've been there.
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 1: It's nice.
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 4: It's like F.
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 1: Scott's, Fitzgerald's vibe. You know, it's pretty cool. So we
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 1: sit in there and Fat Joe was in there. So
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 1: he goes on stage, Joey Crack, right? Terror Squad.
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 4: Love him.
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 1: And at first, like, it's going pretty good. You know,
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 1: some people are kind of into it. Some people aren't.
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 1: I'm standing up like kind of singing and cheering stuff
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 1: because a friend of mine loves Fat Joe and they're close.
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 1: And so I wanted to be respectful. Right. And but
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 1: some people are in there being a little bit too cool.
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 1: But then he's like, play another one, man. And they
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 1: fucking play. And then people are like, oh, shit, he
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 1: did that song, too. And then it kept fucking stacking up.
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 1: Then he next thing you know, because it was NBA
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 1: Summer League or something going on there. So the place
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 1: starts getting packed. He's been on stage for like twenty
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 1: five minutes. Then Ja Rule's in there. He fucking brings
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 1: Ja Rule up, baby. Damn, dude. So then Akon is fucking,
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 1: they were like, damn, Akon.
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 4: He's out of prison.
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 1: I thought he got deported, dude. And he fucking pulls
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 1: him up, dude. He got a work release for him
• 1:51:42
  Speaker 1: for about 10 minutes. Brings him up on stage. By
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 1: the end, dude, Fat Joe, it was unbelievable, bro.
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 4: That's what a show. It was so- And unexpected. You
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 4: didn't know he was going on?
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's wild. When that kind of stuff happens, that's unbelievable.
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 4: When they're like, yeah, we'll just- I guess we'll just
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 4: play a song.
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 4: And someone shows up, someone shows up. I've never, I've
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 4: heard about these, this is like lore to me. I've
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 4: only been at shows that are, you know, supposed to happen.
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 4: I've never been lucky with like, dude, and then it
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 4: just turned into a concert.
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 4: Lucky boy.
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 1: Before you get out of here, people see you with
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 1: the Kelsey's all the time. What's their life like now?
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 1: Do you know any, from when you first met them,
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 1: kind of, do things seem any different? They're definitely, you know, it's,
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 1: fame and popularity are interesting. Yeah. And kind of scary.
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 4: So scary and weird. I mean, I met Travis a
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 4: while ago. Jason, I'm new to know. I met him
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 4: through Travis. And Travis is... I've said this before and
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 4: I mean it. He's been the same since I met him.
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 4: If I texted him now and said, joking around about something,
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 4: he would joke just... As we were back then. I think,
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 4: you know, he's much more, he's much busier now than
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 4: he's ever been because of his life and his growth
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 4: in his career. And then the confluence of him dating
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 4: the most famous woman on earth is wild. But he's
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 4: 100% the same cat. I mean, like, it's, I don't
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 4: think I've ever experienced it that level where he's the
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 4: same guy.
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 1: Same guy.
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 4: And he's bigger than he's ever been. But I don't know, man.
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 4: He's always kind of been that dude. And I think...
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 4: He wasn't gonna let this change him. I don't know
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 4: if that's a good or a bad thing. I'm not
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 4: smart enough to understand, but.
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 1: Well, it's probably a good thing for sure.
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 4: I hope, I would hope so.
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 1: Because he has to be in that league too. It's like,
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying?
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's like a different kind of stardom now.
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 4: It's weird.
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, that would be scary.
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 4: And it's critical. It's crazy critical for no reason. You know,
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 4: like the fans are, they pick apart everything you wear,
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 4: everything you do, everything you say in that Taylor Swift world.
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 4: So it's, I know, thank you. I don't, I don't,
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 4: I don't want that kind of, we already get enough
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 4: criticism as comics. And most of the time it's like,
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 4: what do you do? We're fucking around. Like we're joking.
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 4: But with him, it's gotta be, it's poignancy. It's like
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 4: everything has to be legitimized and talked about. And I
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 4: don't know how he handles it, but he does it
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 4: really well. I think also he doesn't give a shit
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 4: because he's just enjoying life.
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 1: Do you think he's a government op? There's been a
• 1:54:09
  Speaker 1: lot of people that say that, you know?
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 4: He has been coerced by the government many times to
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 4: try to join forces and he refuses from what I know.
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 4: Every time he calls me, You know, they offer him
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 4: something to try to be a part of. You know,
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 4: he's been offered to be.
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 1: Play for the Chargers?
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 4: 100%. He will not. Absolutely not. No chance.
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 1: We're not doing that.
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 4: They asked him to move to Brussels for a little while,
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 4: the government, and he wouldn't do that. So he's never
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 4: really gone through with it because there's no amount of
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 4: money you could convince him. And he's not going to
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 4: do it. He'll stand his ground. Kelsey is not going
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 4: to work for the government.
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 1: He's a stand your ground guy.
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 4: He's a fight guy.
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 4: Fight, fight, fight.
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 1: That was crazy, wasn't it?
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 4: It's amazing.
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 1: If I get shot, dude, I'm out, bro. I'm crawling out.
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 4: Even my ear. As small as my ear the whole time.
• 1:54:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 4: I'm crying my ear, my ear. I'm certainly not fight.
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 4: That's a new level of bravery.
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 1: No, I will just post fight on Twitter.
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't even post.
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 1: That's what Twitter's for. Twitter's for when you get shot,
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 1: then you say what you want. Yeah.
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 4: I wish they would.
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 4: Try me one more time. Yeah, I'm not saying fight
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 4: out loud. That's begging for another person.
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 1: Do you see that home run derby winner? Let's get
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 1: you out of here. Who was that guy? Who won it?
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 4: Titan Zane.
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 1: And it's a child?
• 1:55:31
  Speaker 4: That's a phenomenal name. Titan Zane.
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 1: Titan Zane.
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 4: That is an incredible name, dude.
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You better be good at something, though.
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 4: Six-year-old Titan Zane. Look at the size of that.
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 1: Whoa, dude. That's a woman? Oh, that's a guy.
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 4: Jesus Christ.
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 1: Holy shit, dude.
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 4: And look at the kids next to him.
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 1: They're a quarter of his size.
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 4: Damn, dude, that's incredible.
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 1: Titan Zane, bro.
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 4: The turn is amazing. Look at the turn, the hips.
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 4: Belt facing the target.
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 1: It's all hip, dude.
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 4: That's all hips, dude.
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 1: Same height as Bobby, too, which is crazy.
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, same weight, same height and weight. Let me see
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 4: that clip again of him swinging.
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 1: They used to call him Blobby Lee. That was the saddest.
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 4: It was mean, but it was true. Oh, Titan Zane.
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 4: The name is great.
• 1:56:23
  Speaker 1: Oh! Oh!
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 4: He was reaching for the stars. You know this guy, man.
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 4: He was getting.
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 1: That kid is scared. You see that kid step back.
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 4: So scared, yeah. He couldn't handle it.
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 1: Titan Zane.
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 4: Dude, that's Uncrustables at its finest right there, baby.
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, God, that's awful. Look at that, bro. Look at
• 1:56:39
  Speaker 1: that frickin'... Oh! Savage, bro.
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 4: Good for that kid, man.
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 1: St.
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 4: Louis Pinto Tournament. Home run derby. Titan Jane. Good for you, TZ.
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 1: That's what we want.
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 4: That's who you got to adopt, dude. TZ. I would
• 1:56:54
  Speaker 4: adopt 100%.
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 1: Get a Polynesian.
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 4: I'm looking for one. What brand do you go if
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 4: you adopt, man?
• 1:56:59
  Speaker 1: What do you got?
• 1:56:59
  Speaker 4: Islands.
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 2: Islands.
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 4: Got to get an island. Yeah.
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 1: Just because that little guitar they come with.
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 4: It's part of the package. But you got to buy
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 4: more strings. They break them often.
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 1: But the craziest thing is it's like they take the
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 1: biggest guy.
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 4: Little guitar. That's poetry, baby. That's poetry. That's beautiful poetry.
• 1:57:19
  Speaker 1: It's art.
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 4: It really is. You don't get to see it much.
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 4: New tour, Freeze Peach. Freeze Peach tour, new tour. I'm
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 4: doing 20 some odd cities. Hell yeah.
• 1:57:31
  Speaker 1: Are you going to Chicago?
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, playing Chicago theater. I think I'm not doing that
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 4: till the new year. I think I'm in January.
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 1: So some in the fall, some in the spring.
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. We, we, I tour through, I go through
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 4: from September to February and then I, and then I
• 1:57:48
  Speaker 4: end of February in Minneapolis, in Minnesota, Minneapolis.
• 1:57:52
  Speaker 1: And Bad Friends isn't, you guys are just, you guys
• 1:57:54
  Speaker 1: are banking some episodes.
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah. We're going to do Australia. Uh, we're touring in
• 1:57:58
  Speaker 4: Australia in the middle of my tour. And then we
• 1:58:01
  Speaker 4: both are going to, he's going to shoot something. I'm gone. He's,
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 4: he's getting popular again. He had dinner last night with, uh, uh,
• 1:58:09
  Speaker 4: or not dinner. They met up, uh, Michael Bay. Michael
• 1:58:11
  Speaker 4: Bay wanted to meet up with him. Really?
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 4: Michael Bay to hash some old beef. Michael Bay had
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 4: some beef with him. Apparently he had said something on
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 4: the pod and Michael Bay was like, I want to
• 1:58:20
  Speaker 4: set the record straight. So they met last night.
• 1:58:22
  Speaker 1: Some Mongolian beef, huh? Yeah, dude.
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 4: Some beef and broccoli. This guy, I'll show you the picture. He, uh,
• 1:58:28
  Speaker 4: It was pretty impressive, by the way. He said to me,
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 4: he was nervous. He was nervous. But here, that's him
• 1:58:33
  Speaker 4: and Michael.
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 1: No way, that's Michael Bay? Yeah. And who's that little fucking.
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know if... Anyway, he talked about it
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 4: on Rogan. That was the problem. Michael heard about it
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 4: and was like.
• 1:58:44
  Speaker 1: Pan-faced... Somebody called him that?
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 4: He said... And it wasn't one of us? No, well,
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 4: it was.
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 1: I think he just heard it wrong. Right. We might
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 1: have said it. Michael Bay produced it.
• 1:58:54
  Speaker 4: He directed it.
• 1:58:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 4: And action. Let's do it again. Yeah, we did it
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 4: like seven or eight times.
• 1:59:00
  Speaker 1: Can you believe Michael Bay said that to him?
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 2: No way.
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 4: No, he didn't say it to him. That's why I
• 1:59:04
  Speaker 4: think that's inflated. But he met with him last night,
• 1:59:06
  Speaker 4: so I wonder. After this, we're meeting up, so I
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 4: want to hear what he said. I'm curious to know
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 4: how he directed his feelings.
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Look, I've got a dumpling to steam with you, Bobby.
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 1: We're going to get to the bottom of this. I
• 1:59:19
  Speaker 1: want to come and do Bad Friends, man.
• 1:59:20
  Speaker 4: You got it, man. I'd love to.
• 1:59:21
  Speaker 1: I appreciate it.
• 1:59:22
  Speaker 4: Anytime. I would love to have you. Thank you for
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 4: having me.
• 1:59:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm glad we both went to this.
• 1:59:25
  Speaker 4: It was amazing, man. One of the best shows. And
• 1:59:27
  Speaker 4: if you have a chance, I don't know when this
• 1:59:29
  Speaker 4: comes out, but they only got a couple weeks left
• 1:59:32
  Speaker 4: of the tour. I think they end second week of
• 1:59:35
  Speaker 4: August or something like that. They don't have much left.
• 1:59:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they're on break for a little bit,
• 1:59:39
  Speaker 1: and then they have one more week in Vegas, I think.
• 1:59:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they do a couple back-to-backs. And then inside tip.
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 4: If you are a Dead & Company fan or a
• 1:59:48
  Speaker 4: Dead fan at all, the rumor is that there is
• 1:59:52
  Speaker 4: no plans to do it again. So who knows? This
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 4: could be one of the last times. I mean, who knows?
• 1:59:56
  Speaker 4: Might not be. Might be. Yeah, August. There you go.
• 1:59:58
  Speaker 4: That second week of August. And then that's it, baby.
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. 1, 2, 3, 8, 9, 10.
• 2:00:01
  Speaker 4: She gone. She gone. She gone. Congratulations on everything, dude. Yeah.
• 2:00:08
  Speaker 1: I feel fortunate that we've gotten to be able to
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 1: work in the same field together. Yeah.
• 2:00:13
  Speaker 4: Me too, man. It's been amazing. And I want to
• 2:00:14
  Speaker 4: keep seeing you. Shoot up in the space.
• 2:00:17
  Speaker 1: And it'd be fun. Well, as long as I, I
• 2:00:20
  Speaker 1: just want to shoot over there to Bad Friends and
• 2:00:23
  Speaker 1: join you guys.
• 2:00:23
  Speaker 4: Come through. Yeah, we want to have you come through.
• 2:00:26
  Speaker 1: And to settle it all. Because, you know, Bobby, if
• 2:00:29
  Speaker 1: there was, there was a chance I was going to.
• 2:00:32
  Speaker 4: Be the bad friend. I heard, yeah. To the grapevine.
• 2:00:35
  Speaker 1: And Bobby, you know, I know he's not here, you know,
• 2:00:39
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to say he led me on or whatever,
• 2:00:41
  Speaker 1: but I was just.
• 2:00:42
  Speaker 4: He does lead everybody on.
• 2:00:43
  Speaker 1: Does he?
• 2:00:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's, yeah. Which is ironic because he's a follower,
• 2:00:47
  Speaker 4: not a leader. He leads people on, but he's much
• 2:00:49
  Speaker 4: of a follower.
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 1: Well, he led the right guy in you guys' choice, man.
• 2:00:53
  Speaker 4: I love you.
• 2:00:53
  Speaker 1: I appreciate you. Love you too. Thanks, Andrew.
• 2:00:55
  Speaker 4: Thank you, man.
• 2:01:03
  Speaker 3: Cornerstone Oh, but when I reach that ground I'll share
• 2:01:09
  Speaker 3: this peace of mind I found I can feel it
• 2:01:14
  Speaker 3: in my bones