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812: Their Story II · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: This episode of Fake Doctor's Real Friends is presented by
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello.
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  Speaker 1: I've got notes on this one. Yeah, this is a
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  Speaker 1: very sad episode. Sad how about bad that too, but
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  Speaker 1: sad as also.
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  Speaker 2: You know why it was sad? Why because to me
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  Speaker 2: and this is just I'm just gonna keep it real.
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  Speaker 2: To me, it showed like the end hmmmm. It just
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  Speaker 2: made me bummed out a little bit because it was
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  Speaker 2: like you could see everyone like didn't want the show
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  Speaker 2: to end, right, all the fans, And we understand that,
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  Speaker 2: and we even though we were a little fried, you know,
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  Speaker 2: we were on the fence about it ending. But you
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  Speaker 2: watched this episode and you're like, I think everybody's tired.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I was tired. I think I still
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  Speaker 1: wanted to make that money around that time.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you're talking about money, I'm talking about creativity.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, these jokes were just a bit, but not
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  Speaker 2: season one jokes.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm gonna I'm not gonna lie. I
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  Speaker 1: thought the episode was an episode we had watched before.
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  Speaker 1: Because you were in the office talking to doctor Cox
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  Speaker 1: about problems for the nurses and that was a whole
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  Speaker 1: episode before. Yeah, you're correct on that, like literally that's
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  Speaker 1: how the episode started. And it seemed like it was
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  Speaker 1: the same setup. Yeah, and I was like, wait a second.
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  Speaker 1: I remember typing to Joel, wait, we watched this one too.
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  Speaker 1: We watched this episode, Joel and she was like, no,
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  Speaker 1: we didn't, and Dana was like, no, we didn't.
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  Speaker 2: This felt like what I imagine Season nine is like,
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  Speaker 2: m like the secret Sauce, the Bill Lawrence. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know Bill Bill. I felt like Bill might have been
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  Speaker 2: outsick this week.
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  Speaker 1: Huh. Well I realized this there was a new episode
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  Speaker 1: when leeh showed up, and it brought me to oh, man,
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  Speaker 1: he he committed suicide. He killed himself? What yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was like a childhood star famous.
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  Speaker 1: He was on this show called was it Percy Jackson?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know that.
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  Speaker 1: What was it? What was it? Was it not Percy Jackson?
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  Speaker 1: What was it?
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  Speaker 4: Famous jet Jackson?
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  Speaker 1: Jet Jackson?
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  Speaker 5: Oh? He was what he was Jet Jackson?
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  Speaker 4: He was fo j Jackson. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I remember I remember when this episode aired
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  Speaker 1: how we all felt about it and how we were like,
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  Speaker 1: it's not it wasn't that great of an episode, but
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  Speaker 1: then I remember him passing away, Oh my god, and
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  Speaker 1: being like, ah, but he was such a good actor.
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  Speaker 2: You know, he's a wonderful actor, and he's so handsome.
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  Speaker 2: M All right, well, listen, we have to turn this
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  Speaker 2: around and entertain these lovely people who are listening. Don't
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  Speaker 2: you worry the audience?
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  Speaker 5: Here we go.
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  Speaker 1: Donald made about a bundle of story, so YadA ya.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I think the reason I'm just negative
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  Speaker 2: on it is it just, first of all, we haven't
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  Speaker 2: watched an episode in so long. We should give the
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  Speaker 2: context for the audience you may have I think you're
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  Speaker 2: gonna have heard. I imagine the way you're gonna air
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  Speaker 2: these is the one we recorded before the strike. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: so audience, you will have heard an episode we recorded
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  Speaker 2: before the strike but couldn't air because of the strike.
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  Speaker 2: This is the first one we've watched post strike, and
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  Speaker 2: so we haven't watched one in however long how many
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  Speaker 2: months has it been. It's July, right, So I was
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  Speaker 2: kind of like, Okay, here we go. This will be
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  Speaker 2: fun again because I've been loving the episodes we've been
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  Speaker 2: doing for you guys, with the with the guests who
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  Speaker 2: are so interesting and I was like, okay, and then
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  Speaker 2: this one I just felt like, was so muh I was.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, that's why I had that react.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome back, welcome back to the talking about the dream.
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  Speaker 1: And there's a bunch of people that are like, I
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  Speaker 1: loved welcome Back Carter. And then there's a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: people that are like, what is welcome back Carter?
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  Speaker 2: Well, they have to be a certain age to know
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  Speaker 2: what welcome Back Carter is.
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  Speaker 1: My kids asked me if they could watch Fresh Prince
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  Speaker 1: of bel Air.
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  Speaker 2: What did you say?
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  Speaker 1: Fuck?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, absolutely yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I can't wait. I can't wait. Let's
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  Speaker 1: do it. This is gonna be like, this is gonna
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  Speaker 1: be this is gonna be awesome.
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  Speaker 2: I can't show him what's happening. Something better.
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  Speaker 5: Price is pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: I've never seen Fresh Prince, so I can't really judge what. God,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I think I was not the right age
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  Speaker 2: for Fresh Prince of Bella. I remember, of course, the opening,
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  Speaker 2: of course.
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  Speaker 1: One of the dopest openings to the sitcom ever.
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  Speaker 2: And I remember the Carlton dance. I just wasn't I
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  Speaker 2: don't know, it wasn't one of the ones listen I
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  Speaker 2: love sitcoms, it just wasn't one of the ones that goami.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, your sitcom's got some billboards up.
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  Speaker 1: I see I see that too. Holy cow, wow.
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  Speaker 2: Shiit cout real? All of a sudden, you're on billboards.
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  Speaker 1: Look. The strike ended and the world went back to
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  Speaker 1: no leave. Sorry.
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  Speaker 2: My world went back to a lot of people don't
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  Speaker 2: have work, dick.
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  Speaker 1: My world went back to normal. Wow, Yeah, this is
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  Speaker 1: it's it's it's overwhelming, and it almost feels unreal, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean. It's like the minute the strike ended,
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  Speaker 1: I got a call and that we were going back
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  Speaker 1: on Monday. The strike ended Thursday, and so I was like,
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  Speaker 1: holy shit, how do I get this little bit of
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  Speaker 1: baby fat off my face and get ready for get
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  Speaker 1: the weed out my system? Get my eyes right?
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  Speaker 2: You quit?
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  Speaker 1: I just started smoking before bedtime. You don't smoke it
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  Speaker 1: during the day at all, No, because I'm at work.
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  Speaker 4: I think that's a good adjustment though. That's really lovely.
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  Speaker 4: Just you know what, just at night, you and Snoop
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  Speaker 4: Dogg out here.
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  Speaker 1: No for the Solo Stove. I knew that motherfucker was
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  Speaker 1: lying because.
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  Speaker 2: Solo Stove got a lot of fucking press off that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah they did, but that ship was bullshit. But let's
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  Speaker 1: get back to extended family, shall we? Snoop, Yeah, the trick,
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  Speaker 1: but extended family.
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  Speaker 2: You're the only actor I know who instantly went back
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  Speaker 2: to work.
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  Speaker 1: That's not true. There are quite a few that went
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  Speaker 1: back to work.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know those people. You're the only person I
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  Speaker 2: know they were like this right, can and you're like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm working Monday. Have you liked movies this year? What's
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  Speaker 2: a movie you've seen where you're like, holy shit, I
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  Speaker 2: loved that movie this year?
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  Speaker 4: Barbarian is the only one I can think of.
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  Speaker 2: What's yours?
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  Speaker 4: Joelle Barbarian? Oh, I got to see She is the
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  Speaker 4: horror film.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't see that all right, Danel, What's yours?
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  Speaker 1: Greet twists?
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  Speaker 5: The one that I liked was Dungeons and Dragons. It
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  Speaker 5: was just a fun movie going experience, and like, no,
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  Speaker 5: it wasn't. It was a popcorn movie and I had
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  Speaker 5: such little expectation for that movie, and I thought it
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  Speaker 5: was great. It was really really fun. Donald, I haven't
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  Speaker 5: been in the movies eve minutes of movies at all.
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  Speaker 1: I watch I wait for it to come out on iTunes.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, is there a movie on iTunes you've seen
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  Speaker 2: at all that you've liked.
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  Speaker 1: I liked a lot of movies. Actually, I like Barbie,
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  Speaker 1: I like Tell You Barb. I like Teenage Mutant, Ninja Turtles,
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  Speaker 1: I liked such. What else did I see?
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  Speaker 4: Into the Spider Verse?
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  Speaker 5: I liked it?
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  Speaker 1: I liked I liked into the Spider Verse. I liked
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  Speaker 1: There were quite a few movies actually that were really
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  Speaker 1: good that came out.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm not a good person. Did you like A
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  Speaker 2: good person?
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  Speaker 1: Did not like that movie? Could not relate? No, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just kidding. I love that movie. But I said, by
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  Speaker 1: the way, I.
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  Speaker 2: Gotta give myself. When does this come out?
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  Speaker 3: Dan?
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  Speaker 2: On what day does this episode drop?
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  Speaker 5: This will drop in a week from today, right, Joell?
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  Speaker 4: No drop on the fifth of December.
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Well, then I have to tell audience, if you're listening,
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  Speaker 2: A good Person is finally free on Prime. Oh nice.
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  Speaker 2: If you're listening now and you've been waiting, Uh, you
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  Speaker 2: don't have to spend one cent. It is free for
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  Speaker 2: you to watch on Prime. Check out. You're good person?
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  Speaker 4: Ready?
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  Speaker 2: Get your tissues ready?
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  Speaker 5: Were real?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's cool. It's been a while waiting, But now
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  Speaker 2: it's finally free for you to watch. I know a
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  Speaker 2: lot of people like free. Do you like free?
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  Speaker 4: It's free, It's for me.
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  Speaker 5: My cousin like free.
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  Speaker 2: Free.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody likes a little ass play.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, Well that's off topic. It's free. Every part a
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  Speaker 2: Good Person now on Amazon Prime free. All right, we'll
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  Speaker 2: be right back after these.
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  Speaker 3: Words, and we're what you're trying to get into one
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  Speaker 3: day or soon.
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  Speaker 2: What you're trying to do? What are you trying to
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  Speaker 2: get into this show? Are you going to cook? I'm
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  Speaker 2: trying to avoid talking about the show. Are you going
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  Speaker 2: to cook Thanksgiving dinner? Who's cooking Thanksgiving? It your house?
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  Speaker 5: Going to say?
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  Speaker 4: If you don't know yet, it's too late two days
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  Speaker 4: for now.
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  Speaker 2: You need to go grocery shopping.
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  Speaker 1: I do need to go grocery shopping. I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: think what I'm cooking for Thanksgiving dinner? I know I am.
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  Speaker 2: Don't you make turkey stuffing? You seem like you're behind
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  Speaker 2: the schedule. Bro, there's people at the shopping at the
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  Speaker 2: store right now with lists.
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't think i'm behind the schedule. I think
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  Speaker 1: I can make enough for the four of us. There's
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  Speaker 1: not going to be a lot of people. It's just
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  Speaker 1: the four of us, so I think I'll be all right.
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  Speaker 2: Will you gather around the table and say what you're
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  Speaker 2: thankful for? Of course, Well, I'm thankful for you. You're so sweet.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, Zach, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?
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  Speaker 2: My mom is hosting us. I wanted to host this,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm still not back in my house after my flood.
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  Speaker 2: But my mom is going to host the family, and
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  Speaker 2: I'm excited because my stepfather is actually the cook. He
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  Speaker 2: makes most of the food, and it's nice to see everyone.
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  Speaker 2: It'll be it'll be nice. I like Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 4: I love Thanksgiving, especially when someone else.
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  Speaker 1: Is doing the cooking.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, me too, fabulous And then have already happened.
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  Speaker 1: Yes by the time.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, when you're listening Thanksgiving, it's.
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  Speaker 5: True, that's true. I hope everyone had a lovely Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, Donald. This episode, it opens with an epic
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  Speaker 2: Johnny simolog. That's you to this episode. I don't think
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  Speaker 2: we've ever opened an episode where Johnny's he just launches
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  Speaker 2: into like a three page monologue.
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure the episode where he first got that
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  Speaker 1: new job and you're in the office and everybody was
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  Speaker 1: looking to you as the didn't we do an episode
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  Speaker 1: like this, wasn't there an exact need?
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  Speaker 2: But it does open with him doing some like epic
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  Speaker 2: long monologue about how JD can make money too. Well.
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  Speaker 1: All I know is Johnny when he got these pages
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  Speaker 1: was probably like you.
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  Speaker 2: Are you saying that he had an orgasm because he
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  Speaker 2: was so excited.
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  Speaker 1: Because he was so excited for the three.
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  Speaker 2: Fan Johnny c is so good at this and he
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  Speaker 2: puts the time in. I know we've spoken about it before,
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  Speaker 2: but he puts the time in. He has a little
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  Speaker 2: studio where he videotapes himself and he works on it.
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  Speaker 1: He loves it. Yeah, he looks at it. He embraces
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  Speaker 1: the challenge like no one that I know. He looks
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  Speaker 1: at it like I'm gonna conquer this in two hours. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I'm gonna conquer this. And how much time
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  Speaker 1: do I have to conquer this thirty minutes? I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: fuck it conquer.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, But he works on it. Isn't he doesn't phone
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  Speaker 2: anything in. Man, the guy goes down into his studio
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  Speaker 2: and he videotapes himself and he tries different things.
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  Speaker 1: But this is around the time where Bill is writing
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  Speaker 1: things and it's coming in hot you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta remember that too, So he probably just got
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  Speaker 1: this monologue fresh in front of him at six am.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's impossible.
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  Speaker 1: No one can do that, Johnny could are you saying
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  Speaker 1: to me right now? John C. McGinley, You have never
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  Speaker 1: seen it, John C. Pull Johnny's ass? Isn't he the
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  Speaker 1: one that made up the coin that should have coined
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: phrased the term pull it out of your ass Wednesday?
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  Speaker 2: I think that Johnny. I think that Johnny would need
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  Speaker 2: even Johnny would need a day or two for this monologue.
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  Speaker 1: It's a lot pull it out of your ass Wednesday
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  Speaker 1: or pull it out of your ass, whatever day it is.
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  Speaker 1: Came from the fact that Bill wouldn't have the scripts
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  Speaker 1: ready in time for us to go to work, so
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  Speaker 1: he would write the scripts. Literally he'd be like, we'd
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  Speaker 1: be blocking, and he'd be like, all right, so this
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  Speaker 1: is what we're gonna do, and he'd hand out pages
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  Speaker 1: that was xeroxed with his handwriting, which was very hard
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  Speaker 1: to read. Also of dialogue, and sometimes he would give
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  Speaker 1: John C. McGinley monologues that were gigantic at blocking, and
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  Speaker 1: he had about he had to memorize it or try
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  Speaker 1: to memorize it in between the time of the the
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  Speaker 1: while they're lighting, while you know, it's the first shot
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  Speaker 1: of the day. So after you do that, everybody kind
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  Speaker 1: of goes and gets their breakfast like everything kind of
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, And then you come back
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  Speaker 1: and you shoot. And he had to have it ready right,
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  Speaker 1: and he would always have it right.
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  Speaker 2: Johnny was amazing of that. But this is still too
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  Speaker 2: much for someone to just do while they're lighting.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, it's the season nine. I feel
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  Speaker 1: like this was one of those things.
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  Speaker 2: All right. I'm telling you, Cox won't hire more nurses.
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  Speaker 2: Cox won't hire more nurses. JD has sort of become
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  Speaker 2: like the top dog around the hospital. He thinks, at
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  Speaker 2: least in his head, that he's the new kind of
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  Speaker 2: doctor Cox, even though doctor Cox is now the chief
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  Speaker 2: of medicine. JD's got a little strut in his step.
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  Speaker 2: And uh, there's a new surgeon, as we mentioned, Derek Hill,
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  Speaker 2: and Turk is introducing him and instructs him to always
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  Speaker 2: accept Todd's high fives on his non cutting hand because
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  Speaker 2: it hurts so much.
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  Speaker 1: It's hard.
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  Speaker 2: And then Todd does a quiet down five. That was
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  Speaker 2: a little funny. Even Rob can make me laugh just
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  Speaker 2: by saying quiet down five.
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  Speaker 1: I mean the Todd At this point, he's so dialed
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  Speaker 1: into the Todd he probably could do it in his sleep.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think Rob was running line at this point.
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  Speaker 1: I think at this point Rob was like he had
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  Speaker 1: a Porsche.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, only his only line was quite down five I
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  Speaker 2: think in the episode. But he made me laugh. This
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  Speaker 2: is proof that Rob can make me laugh just with
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  Speaker 2: his one.
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  Speaker 1: Line, quiet down five.
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  Speaker 2: Janitor has been a hypnotizer, at least he says, for
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  Speaker 2: fifteen years, and there's one word that will make him sleep,
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  Speaker 2: popsicle up. JD first tried Sassafras and boondoggle, but the
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  Speaker 2: janitor claims that that if JD can figure out that
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  Speaker 2: one word was This was the beginning of this was
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  Speaker 2: like a plot point in an office space remember that movie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a hypnotized moment and off.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. The whole point is that he goes to get
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  Speaker 2: hypnotized to have no stress, and then the hypnotizer died
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  Speaker 2: eyes and so he's just walking around like with no
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  Speaker 2: stress and he goes into the office and just like
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  Speaker 2: has a whole new attitude. You don't you guys remember
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  Speaker 2: office Space?
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  Speaker 1: No, I do, remember. I didn't realize that he got hypnotized,
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  Speaker 1: and that's what happened, and.
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  Speaker 2: That's why he changes his whole way of being. Is
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  Speaker 2: that he goes and gets hypnotized and put the person
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  Speaker 2: puts him under and makes him so relaxed and chill
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  Speaker 2: and no stress, and then that it dies.
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  Speaker 1: But he's also been But then how did how did
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  Speaker 1: the robbing and the stealing from the place happen? Remember
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  Speaker 1: he was taking like I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: That's a different plot point, but it initially starts with
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  Speaker 2: the fact that he like goes back and is so chill.
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  Speaker 2: That's why Johnny sees like so enamored with him, because
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  Speaker 2: he's so chill, and he's like, oh, the pleasure is
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: all on this side of the table. If you guys
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: haven't seen Office Space, you got to see Office Space.
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  Speaker 2: It's so fucking funny.
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  Speaker 1: Or if you give a chance, extended family, it comes out.
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  Speaker 2: It does extend.
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  Speaker 1: It's a very I think you're waiting to say this
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  Speaker 1: for the longest when it comes them out January second,
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  Speaker 1: it's a day.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: That's not gonna stay on people's minds. You're gonna have
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: to remind them sooner.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Well, this doesn't air until December third, so remember from
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: so Also, Happy birthday, Casey, it's your birthday today. If
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: this air is on December third, the morning has just
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: begun and I'm singing just for one.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, happy birthday.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: She's the lover and she's begun.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Crazy way Donald, this air is on December fifth, You
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: fucked up?
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, Happy belated birthday, lady. Everybody likes no ass.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Don't even act like you don't. Happy belated birthday. I
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: hope related.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Birthday, Casey, I hope you like ass.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Play fuck your sound effects machine.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: All right, well listen? Is your show funny? Be honest?
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: Yes it is funny? Last King John Cryer on it.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? You are going to laugh? It
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: is very funny.
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: But can you give them the premise in case people
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: haven't seen a trailer or the billboard.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Okay, so the premise is a family of four wife, husband,
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: daughter son break up. The parents split and the mom
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: finds new love and the dad doesn't. But they want
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: to make it so that the kids still feel like
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: they're in that for some of a family, and they
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: have this house where the kids live, and instead of
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: the kids going and living with their parents, the kids
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: stay at that house and the parents come and stay
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: on their weeks at the house as well. And then
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: I'm thrown into the mix as the new love interest
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: for the wife played by Abigail Spencer. And he also
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: owns the Boston Celtics, which is really cool. I'm probably
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: the first black owner of the Boston Celtics ever. I
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: will on the bet I'm the first black owner of
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: the Boston Celtics ever on television.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Now, I have a question. Your character's wealthy, and in
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: real life, is the John Crier character not wealthy? And
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: so that's part of the problem.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: No, I don't know. We don't. We don't necessarily know
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: what the John Crier character does yet. So uh, it's
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: wealth money. So it's not a socioeconomic uh situation. It's
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: not a race situation. It's just family trying to, you know,
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: live happily under one roof.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: Is there a moment where someone kisses because it's a
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: sitcom and the audience goes whoo.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: No, so this is no, I don't. I don't think
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: that's gonna happen.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: I just want to know is there anything that happens
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: in this in the sitcom audience besides applause? Does anyone
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: go whoo?
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: It's got to be a really funny joke, And I
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: think we've got a couple of those. But for facing wise,
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: those are usually cut out. So like if the audience
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: really loves a joke and they and it gets a
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: really long laugh, it can't really be that long because
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: the story still has to be told, so so they
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: is usually cut down right there and all of that stuff.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: There's only one show that ever did that, and that
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: was called Married with Children.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: No, that's not true, sitcom everything.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: There was only one time that happened on Friends, and
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: that was when I'm telling you.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: That is bullshit. Kiss couple kisses that taboo.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Only I'm married with Children, Married with Children? What was
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: the other show with the puppet? The show with the
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: puppet sitcom troupe?
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: It is such an out dinosaurs know what was the one?
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: No, with the one with the puppy talk Rabbit or
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: some ship like that, And it was like a take
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: off of Married with Children. It was like a bite
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: off of Married with Children with U.
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: Are you talking about Greg the Bunny?
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: No, not Greg the bunny it was talking about.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: You're trying to tell me that Married with Children is
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: the only What.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Was her name, Nikki Cox? Is that her name? She
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: was on a sitcom with who was on it was
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Bobcat Goldsway on it or some ship like that.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: It's the weirdest cut that you're mentioning, trying to get
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: around the fact that every sitcom audience goes wo at
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: some point when people kiss.
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: Was it Mama's Family?
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: No, that's that has ever after? Yeah, that one, remember
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: that one. It was a knock off book. It was
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: the knock off book Marry with Children.
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: No, but it did have five seasons.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I wish I could have someone do
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: cutting down to a super cut of wu's from sitcoms
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: over the years to prove you wrong.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: You can. You got iHeart, you got DJ Daniel.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: You can do it, and the audience cut the woos.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: All you need to do the wo.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: The audience listening is cutting to all the woo's in
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: their minds.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: You're telling you, guys, man, it's not It might be
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: a trope on the sitcoms you watch, but they didn't
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: wo on Maybe the first time the couple kissed but.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Not on friends. There were no woos.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: It was a WU, but that was a freaking built.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: We had this conversation. You were the one that was
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: saying there was no WU at that time, and Joelle
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: and I were like, yeah, there was. We had this conversation.
• 22:26
  Speaker 6: Which wait, wait, always am when they kissed.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: So there's only two really big swimmer and Jennifer Aniston
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: that one.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: And then when Monica pops up from under the bed
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: with Chandler, Yeah, let's take a break.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: We'll be right back after these fine words. So JD,
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: this is crazy. JD in his fantasy, found Turk's testicle,
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: the one that was removed, and he turned it into
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: a disco ball, and he is worried when Turk confronts
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: him that it's about that, and then he remembers that
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: that was just in his dream. Then we go then
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Turk tells JD that he needs to have more of
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: a struck because he's the big man on campus, and
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: we go into a fantasy that's a callback to our
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: strutting pimp fantasy, but this time, because I was working out,
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: I was the shirtless one. It's a pimp strut fantasy
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: reducts but Here's the craziest part. Turk looks up off
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: camera and in the fantasy, he recognizes his own testicle
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: that's been turned into a disco ball. How would you
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: how would you know? How would you know? First of all,
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: it's a tiny disco ball? Right right? We had to
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: say it's what an inch? An inch or so? I
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: don't know how big your balls are? Inch and a half. Now,
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: if I covered that testicle with with little mirrored squares
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: and hung it from a string.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: You could still get like, would you recognize your ball?
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: How would you know that it's your ball? Why wouldn't
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: you go? What's why did you get a tiny disco ball?
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Because of the shape? Perhaps?
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, because it's egg and sort of an oblong egg shape. Yeah,
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: maybe it still has what there's no hair on it,
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: that's the scrotum. No, like the.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: And the movies, at least balls like kind of have
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: like extra flap. I guess flap. Yeah, so like there's
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: a ball and then there's the flap.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Your balls have a flap. I got a feel mine
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: and make sure I don't have a flap. They just
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: need little skin eggs, so.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Like skin eggs. But if you were to pull it
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: out eggs, it would have something connected to Yeah.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: That's the vast deference, I believe right, that's what connects
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: the ball to the Yeah, I think that is. Can
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: you look it up? The vast difference. You're saying, there'd
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: be some vast difference, there would.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Be some residue of vast remnants reminence, and maybe that's
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: the way I'm looking for some remnants.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: So what you're saying, what you're positing, is that Turk
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: saw his own vast difference remnants. Yes, why would Turk
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: know what his vast difference.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Because well, because you stole the ball, so obviously it
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: was he's been holding it.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: And no, I didn't steal it from you. I stole
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: I say, I dug it up because it was planted
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: in the last fantasy, wasn't it planted?
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 25:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and then grew it became plant though, So you
• 25:53
  Speaker 7: killed plant, Turk, you killed plant.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: T see you we're mixing metaphors because that was a
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: different fantasy in this world. Jad says, he found it.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know where he found it and earned it
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: into a disco.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Stole it, you know, he stole it. He stole it
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: from Turk.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Why would you're you're saying Turk has his ball.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Turk, yes, And that's why it keeps coming up in
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: these fantasies because Turk owns it. It's covened it.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: Do you think you haven't Removedoell? Can you look that up?
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: Are your testicle in a jar? If you haven't removed?
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Why would you? Why would you not be able to
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: keep your testicle in a jar?
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: It might be like medical waste and it's not allowed.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Like I don't think, oh ship, that's my that's my
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: nut son.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: To me, Bro, that's my nuts son. Quote end quote,
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Donald Fase on the sound board, that's my nuts son. Yeah.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Can I have that for the soundboard please? Yeah?
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: I got you, Zach and Donald, I'll gain you anyways
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: in house arrest that.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Sun, Joelle? Did you find it? Are you allowed to
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: keep your testicle?
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: There's a lot of different rules. Give me two more seconds.
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: By the way, the vast deference is the thing that
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: transports them, the semen from the balls, But.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Is it the only thing that that connects the ball
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: to the body the way?
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: I'm starting to get chilled, Bro, we're talking really, really
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: really really subjects.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: All right, Well, calm down, you're a doctor. The ball
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: is in the scrotum, right, and the two balls and
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: then the only thing that connects them, that brings the
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: sperm to the urethra is the vast deference.
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: That is one of the things. But there's there is
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: also doctor Penis, there's also the tunica vaginalis that.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Is that's that's a vagina.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: No, no, it's it's part of the it's part of
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: the balls. I'm telling you this is these are the
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: things that recognized because Turk is a surgeon.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Finish before Bloddale finish.
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: What I was going to say, which I may regret, is, look,
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: I'm looking at some balls right now.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, drawing or is the real balls?
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: It's a drawing, okay, thankfully it's a vertical section of
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: the testes to show the arrangement of the ducks. And
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: one of the things that's has ducks for the rest
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: of it is the tunic of vaginalis as well as
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: the vast deference. So lots of things holding them and
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: holding them thangs there.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to tell you, I'm just going to feel
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: my balls and tell you what I feel. Let me
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: see what I feel.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Do you remember when you had little.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: Fill your balls. Fill your balls. You can't feel the
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: vast deference. You can just feel the ball.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: I think it's everything. I feel everything.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: You don't feel a vast deference or a tunica. Should
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: we get back to the show, all right?
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Sounding is a new intern and she's always happy.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Yes, the interns have the vio in this episode, and.
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: It is what it is?
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: This is this is the prelude.
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Maybe this was sort of auditioning the interns taking over
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: in season nine. Maybe Bill was like, we gotta float
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: some of this stuff. Maybe I was thinking while I
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: was watching it, maybe he was sort of auditioning to
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: see which intern might break out and be the one
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: to have the VEO, even though Carrie BChE did not
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: join the cast until season nine.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Well you only one intern stuck around? Well two.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: So one of the interns has a mint and it
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: turns out it's a highly concentrated mini urinal cake. And
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: the janitor has made his cart remote control by stealing
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: parts from a patient's electric wheelchair.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: But but then the cart becomes AI.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: It has it has its own personality, and it's not
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: even in a fantasy, by the way, it's not even
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: in a fantasy, the cart it has like feelings, Yeah,
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: it like it has joy when it's praised. It like
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: it wiggles.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a dog. It makes lemonade.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: It actually not in a fantasy. It makes lemonade.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: And he even does the whole mister ship from color
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: purple ain't cold enough, and the fucking cart takes the
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: ship back and comes back with cold lemonade.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Right, and so in this world, not in a fantasy,
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: the cart is somehow making lemonade.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: It learned. It learned that it learns by the end
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: of the show, it's a learning car.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: This is one of those moments where Bill forgot to
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: put it in a fantasy, because it's in the reality
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: that the cart.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Is a fucking janitor has his own R two unit
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: pretty much.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like an R two unit. Joelle, you look
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: like you've got the face of someone who's figured out
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: if you can keep your own ball.
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: Uh So that's what I can find only pertained to
• 31:02
  Speaker 6: dead bodies. And basically they're saying, it's very hard to
• 31:04
  Speaker 6: convince the government to let you keep anything like you
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: couldn't keep like a relative skull. You can't keep different
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: types of body parts.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: So I don't think. I think most of it has
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: to be classified as medical waste and tossed. I don't
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: think you can.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Keep that's an insult to the testicle.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: It's membered body parts.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Less.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: You know, you have a cool doctor who will give
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: a tea on the side.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, every time we talk about this shit, all I
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: can think about is my vasectomy and how that shit
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: was not. You know, they tell you that it doesn't hurt,
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: and we're talking about you know, areas of the balls
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: and everything like that that I imagine this brother cut
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: to stop the semen from being potent or fertile, fertile
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: from getting out from fertile. No, it still comes out.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: It's just not fertile anymore.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: There's no sperm in the semen.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Right whatever. That sure, But the more we talk about this,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: the more I just feel that pressure. I would like
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: to change subjects from OK, thank you.
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: Did you go under for that?
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: No?
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: I was well awakened because they said it would be
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: a painless procedure and it was not a painless procedure
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: at all. So no, it was not.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: What do you have to do after like put ice
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: on on your balls?
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: There's nothing you can do after you just got to
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: take that ship.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: How long until you can have intercourse again?
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: I made the mistake of having it before I was
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: supposed to, and that was not smart.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Why it hurt?
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Oh god, I could have I could have hurt myself
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: really bad, But yes, it did hurt.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: How long were you supposed to wait more than a day?
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: How about that you waited a day? Bro?
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: You got a problem? You go?
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, how.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: I wanted to see if it still were.
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: You waited day? Dude?
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: I'm sure you're supposed to wait. How long are you
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: supposed to wait?
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: I wanted to see if it still worked, you know,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: because I was one day and I.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: Look up how long you're supposed to wait?
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: You got a I'm one that believes it's that I
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: was worried that it wouldn't work again.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, dude, you're seven to ten days.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wanted to make sure I could still use
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: my penis, and forty.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: Eight hours is strongly recommended. Wow.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: Wow, All right. So Joe. There's a patient that Joe
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: and Elliott are treating, and Joe really wants to give
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: her a temporal artery biopsy, and Elliott says no, No,
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: you can't trust interns. You don't know what you're talking about.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: Don't try and do procedures. You're two. You have to,
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: you know, walk before you run. I never do, never
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: take the intern's advice. So that sort of Elliott's storyline
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: that with Joe. Turk says he's not bothered by jd
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: doing so well and becoming the new sort of top doc.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: But then we cut to a fantasy where he's angrily
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: pulling out all of the organs in a patient.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: This is Derek's fantasy.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's Derek's fantasy, and Turk is at one point
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: I kind of giggled when it looked like Rob. If
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: you go back and look, it looks like Rob is
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: laughing during under his yeah, under his yeah, because you're
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: being very funny. No, it just looks like it looks
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: like he's hiding his laughter underneath the mask. And that
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: made me laugh. That was funny, because you're being funny
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: as you rip out all the organs. The janitor rigged
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: the elevator to scare This is again not a fantasy.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: The janitor rigged the elevator to scare two interns, which
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: is who because they just said they touched his R
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: two unit cart.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: If you could do that in real life, that would
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: be awesome.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Man, what just rigging elevator to.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Scare somebody and not kill them? That would be the
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: best day.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Why would that be a best day? But I don't
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: think it's very nice thing to do to someone to
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: think they're gonna die.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: I'd get on that ride again after I found out
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: that it was not going to.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Kill me, like like the Tower of Terror.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: You love the tow just like like like Guardians of
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: the Galaxy.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: Oh now it's Galaxy.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: It is best ride.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: You guys all like that, right.
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: I've not done it since they changed, but I did
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: you Tower of Terror.
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: And it wasn't different endings.
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: That's pretty cool.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Differently, there's different soundtracks. Every every ride is different. There's
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: like three hundred and something different versions of the ride.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: It's like free Fall. Back in Jersey, we had a
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: ride at six Flags called free Fall.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: It's not it's sure, but it's over and over and
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: over again. You go up, you go down, And Freefall
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: was just once CEOs later and free Fall was.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: At six Flags. It didn't really feel that safe, Like
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: I at least trust that Disney knows what they're doing.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: But the Six Flags in Jersey always felt a little
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: bit like this is really gonna work.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: No, it was on a free fall. Was on a
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: track though, that was the thing.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: No, it was on track, but you fell, you wonder. No,
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: it went like this. Yeah, you went up and then
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: there'd be a buzzer and you just drop like and
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: then it.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Would roll catch at the bottom. And there was the
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Superman where you would do it and it would shoot
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: you up and you'd go, you go flying up and
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: at the top of it would be Superman staring down
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: at you like he was on top of the skyscraper.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: We should take another break, Zach Zacha.
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: Love you all right, We'll be right back after these
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: were ou tank forever.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Welcome back you. I want to make sure that we
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: you know, we haven't used our sound effects in a
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: long time. I don't want the audience to miss them.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: By the way, I just watched The Crown. Oh it
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: was really good, except I really really The Crown is
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: so excellent m m. But they made a really, really,
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: really bad choice in this final season, which was Ghost Diana.
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: A ghost Diana.
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of people are bumping up against.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: Ghost Diana is just a wrong choice. The show is
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: so elegant and so well done and so well acted,
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: and then all of a sudden you're like, no, not
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: Ghost Diana.
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: Not the fantasy Yeah, especially because they got everything so
• 37:40
  Speaker 6: historically correct leading up to that. You know, every fact
• 37:44
  Speaker 6: that we have about, like Diana's last day, is inserted
• 37:47
  Speaker 6: into the show in a meaningful way. So then then
• 37:50
  Speaker 6: you get into a fantasy space.
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: It's a little it's so.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: Did you see it, Joelle A Larky? I really you
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: didn't like Ghost Diana, did you.
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: It didn't really do it for me.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: No.
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: It kind of takes you out of the moment, and he.
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: Didn't need it.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: I cried, by the way, I really cried. It's so
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: it's even with ghosts Diana, it's so moving. Gosh, you knows,
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: such a fucking amazing actor is She's wonderful, wonderful, But
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: I mean Dominic West, Oh, Dominic West is such a
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: phenomenal actor, and when he McNulty, he there's this, there's
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: so many scenes with him in this. I just he's
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: so good in this final episode. He's just an excellent,
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: excellent actor. And Elizabeth Becky really is too. I mean,
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: she's flawless. But I just didn't understand the choice of
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: ghosts Diana. It really I was like, guys, no, And
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: then I was like, okay, okay, it was just a misstep.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: It's just one scene, and.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: I was like, no more.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: Ghost Diana retributes, I love that show. It's sad, It's
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: over all right. Elliott rips her dress when she's trying
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: to tear. She only wears. She only keeps her dress
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: if she gets complimented three times on it. And she
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: gets three compliments, so she she keeps it, and she
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: rips it. She rips it and she uses duct tape
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: to hold it together. Carla says that when JD Cox
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: changes his mind, and Carla says, if we do hook
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: up tonight, you won't be the only one thinking about
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: j D.
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: That is crazy.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: That is just bizarre writing. Judy's barely in it, and
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Ken's not in it. No Ken. By the way, scrubs
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: Wiki had an interesting thing. Mmmm, we had a fuck up,
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: a medical fuck up. For all you doctors listening. When
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: diagnosing temporal ardoritism, there are many easier ways to diagnose
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: than a temporal artery biopsy. In fact, it's hardly ever
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: performed in clinical practice. Ah, there are less invasive tests
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: which would tell us even if it's warranted. Moreover, the
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: scar left by this procedure is much smaller than the
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: one shown.
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: Thank you, Trevor.
• 40:21
  Speaker 6: There you go.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: So for the you doctors out there that we're watching
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: this and going what the fuck? There you go, I
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: want you to think that the scars from that procedure
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: are as big as the one on that poor young
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: lady in the episode. Is he thought that Al Roker
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: was her dad.
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: That's a ridiculous line.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: Ridiculous, I'm telling you. Bill must have been like down
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: for the count. You know, they can all be winners. Donald.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: My favorite part of the episode was you Don't get
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: mixed up in the Lover's Quarrel. When Derek was watching
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Carla and Turk argue and then he turns around and
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: JD's there, and JD goes, oh, Derek, how is your
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: night with Turk? Never mind? I don't want to talk
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: about it and walks away. That was my favorite joke
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: of the whole show. And it's set up because Turk
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: is jealous of JD's success. I laughed so hard at
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: that because the setup is never getting and you would
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: think he's talking about Turk and Carla, but really he's
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: talking about JD. But really he didn't realize he already
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: got involved in one with JD and Turk. That shit
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: was hilarious. That's the best joke of the show for me.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: What about when when I say to Carl to Derek,
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: be careful, she likes brown Man. We both do. And
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: then I say he's like a male halle Berry.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: And then the last note I wrote is that in
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: the tag the janitors feeding the cart, did you see that?
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: Did you watch the little tag?
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: No?
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: I did, And the cart's enjoying it like a little
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: happy puppy.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like wiggling like a puppy.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: I didn't like this episode. I'm not gonna lie to you.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm trying to do the best I can.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: And I love you all out there. Yeah, I mean
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: this was not really the best episode.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: To listen to. He read Fake Doctor's Real Friends. We
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: want to keep it real for you. Yeah, we don't
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: want to keep it on it. We're not going to
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: plug the show when the show's not good. I feel
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: like this is little Season nine is could be like
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: when we do that.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: I'm a little nervous that season nine is this, because
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: if this is season nine, I'm scared.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: Well, this to me felt like a little little Appa
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: teaser for season nine.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: Like there was no there were no jokes in this
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: at all. It was disrespect.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: It's just off the rules. You know, in comedy, you
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: have rules that you set up for a specific thing,
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: even if it's airplane, Like the Zucker Brothers have rules
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: for the jokes that happened within the world. This this
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: episode is sort of breaking the rules of the world
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: in a weird way and not in a funny way.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, although I would love to have my own AI
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: robot that isn't gonna kill me, that isn't the terminator.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: I would have rather watched this show.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Zach and Donald are gay in House Arrest.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: I watched that.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, there are a lot of gay moments in
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: this between you and I.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: Though it's just off, it's off.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: I do like the fact that the episode's all about
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: being yourself and if you are true to yourself, things
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: usually work out your way, you know, And I did
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: That's what.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Well, that's what the that's what the episode is. Derek's
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: scared to be himself. Joe's doesn't want to speak up
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: because she's scared to She doesn't want to be responsible
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: or hold herself accountable for what she's done or had
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Elliott do. And then Sonny, she's looked at as not
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: a threat and looked at as someone who isn't strong,
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: and she can't take that because she feels she is
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: someone who is strong. And at the end of it,
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: she didn't give two shits about what the janet said.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: She could have gone about her day, but instead.
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: He I'm impressed.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: What about we forgot this too? About when a couple
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: of interns are randomly hooking up in the elevator, it
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: was like a cheap shot to get her in her bra.
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah. It was weird.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean like she's like, like, she's going to
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: hook up with him in an elevator.
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: I know nothing about them, their chemistry is all off it.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: It was very It just felt like, how can we
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: get that young lady in her bra in it? It's
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: like it's just nothing was connected.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Not because they were going to die in the elevator, remember.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they genuinely believe they were going to die. And
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: then and then so he convinced her to take off
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: her top, and then she said she only gave him
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: side boob.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: It's the classic. Let's do it for our country Greece too.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: But fans, we love you and we'll be back with
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: more content.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: My god, we're cutting it short, y'all.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: Some letters, right, Joel, do something. We're gonna g and
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: we come back. We're just having more fun. We're gonna
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: do letters from our wonderful fans.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: This segment of Fake Doctor's Real Friends is brought to
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• 45:20
  Speaker 6: Joelle Tiffany from Ventura, California here, I just wanted to
• 45:24
  Speaker 6: say how much I enjoyed the episode with Andy Rammage.
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: For someone who has been sober for thirty nine years,
• 45:29
  Speaker 6: I'm also thirty nine years old. It's so refreshing to
• 45:32
  Speaker 6: hear that there is movement of folks choosing to rethink alcohol.
• 45:36
  Speaker 6: I chose not to drink from an early age because
• 45:38
  Speaker 6: I saw the negative effects of drinking and alcoholism in
• 45:40
  Speaker 6: my dad's family, and as I got a bit older,
• 45:42
  Speaker 6: I realized my own addictive personality could be problematic. You
• 45:45
  Speaker 6: all made so many good points about how it is
• 45:47
  Speaker 6: really just this blindly accepted social norm that no one
• 45:50
  Speaker 6: really questions when offered a drink. I've always responded I'm good, thanks,
• 45:54
  Speaker 6: and helps to avoid pointed questions about why I don't drink.
• 45:57
  Speaker 6: But this episode has encouraged me to share more openly
• 46:00
  Speaker 6: and challenge others perceptions of alcohol. Also, as an avid
• 46:03
  Speaker 6: tennis player, I'd love it if he did an episode
• 46:05
  Speaker 6: with a tennis coach or friend. Thanks Tiffany, I.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay, let's get a famous tennis player on Donald.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: We met a very famous golfer. You didn't mention that
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: we made a very famous golfer Donald.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: Out with Tony. You told me you didn't want to
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: freaking name drop. Dude, I'm disobeying the rules that you
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: are setting.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: There's no rules you can name drop. The famous golfer
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: we met?
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: Was that Tony?
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: What was his name?
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Tony?
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: Do you know who that is? Anybody?
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: Golf?
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: I'm so sorry sorry.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: Donald. Donald was geeked though, because he's apparently really good.
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: Does he tell us about it? He's like he's a
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: master's I think he's one of the best.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: In them in the in the in the game, right Donald,
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: he's won a couple of times. He hasn't won. I
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: don't think he's won a major yet. But he's a
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: very good golfer. He hits the ball a ton uh
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: and how like my nephew, but a taller version of
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: my nephew.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: How is he with the windmill? Can he get it
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: through without on one?
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: I'm sure he's. I'm sure he's. I'm sure he's shot
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: even par at the putt putt?
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: Can he rock? Can he rock a the rounding round thing?
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: The looty loop?
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he's. I'm pretty sure he when faced
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: with the looty loop when he faced Yeah, he is
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: a panic panic.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: Well. I gotta say I've gotten a lot of love
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: on on the Andy Ramage alcohol episode and a lot
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: of people who've told me that they've given the twenty
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: eight day challenge to try. So if you haven't heard
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: that one, go and listen to it. Someone told me
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: that the the it was being shared around in their
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: in their family group chat, and I don't know, I'm
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: happy about it.
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: That's really cool.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, I'm really happy about that. Thank you for
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: your letter. And we've been enjoying, uh, doing the episodes
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: with interesting guests. It's really fun for us, right, Donald.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: I do enjoy it. I you know, I enjoy talking
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: about Scrubs. Also, don't get it twisted.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: We know you're running out of episodes, but we're.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: Running out of episodes, so it really is refreshing to
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: talk to other people about their experiences in life and
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: stuff like that. And you know, hopefully, hopefully we get
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: the chance to talk to some of you guys again.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: You know, that was a lot of fun having you
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: guys on here and and uh and trying to fix
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: your life. Maybe we'll bring that back. I don't know,
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: but we could have new iteration with with our new guests.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: We could the guests could help fix the life.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: I like that idea too.
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• 48:55
  Speaker 2: Now back to the show.
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: That's our show, guys, All.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: Right, well, thank you everybody, and and what a bizarre episode.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: It's a bizarre episode, but we did our best.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: It's bizarre though, man, we won something great for you.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: Maybe next week, yes, but we hope you still had
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: fun listening to us. And and remember eat these bowls, Zach,
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: always remember. And hey, at the very least you learned
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: about a vast deference.
• 49:32
  Speaker 6: Our work is done.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Count us out.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: A show we made about a bunch of talks and nurses.
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: He said, he's the stories Net.
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: So YadA
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: Yead tho.