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Mark interviews WOR weeknight host Jimmy Failla. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: It's the Mark Simone Show. Live from the WOR LifeVac studios.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Steve Moore, the brilliant economist, best-selling author.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: Nobody told me that. Forget what I just said. Take two. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: with us right now, the brilliant comedian, Jimmy Fallon, of course,
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  Speaker 2: who is.
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  Speaker 2: On WOR every night at 9 o'clock, 9 p.m. to midnight.
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  Speaker 2: Jimmy Fela. You got to listen to him. It's a
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  Speaker 2: great show. And then he does the best late night
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  Speaker 2: show in television. That's Saturday nights at 10 o'clock on
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  Speaker 2: the Fox News Channel. And hey, also, he's going to
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  Speaker 2: be appearing. He's doing a great night of comedy. Kuchina
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  Speaker 2: Kalandra in Fairfield, New Jersey, October 28th. But get the
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  Speaker 2: tickets now because it can sell out fast.
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  Speaker 3: Go to.
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  Speaker 2: 710WOR. com slash Jimmy. Jimmy Fela, how you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what, man?
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  Speaker 3: Definitely not a brilliant economist. So thanks for cleaning up
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  Speaker 3: that intro.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I was told you guys were going to switch
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  Speaker 2: time periods at some point. I didn't know it was
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  Speaker 2: this week.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, but I don't know that Steve Moore took my
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  Speaker 3: route to prosperity. I invested most of my money in
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  Speaker 3: blackjack and flash dancers. And, of course, the rest of
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  Speaker 3: it I wasted.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you never know about that Steve Moore. He may
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  Speaker 2: have put some money in there, too. You never know.
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  Speaker 1: It's too funny. Nothing like an investment strategy that pays
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  Speaker 1: in singles. But anyway.
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  Speaker 2: So, hey, explain this UN week. What is the purpose
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  Speaker 2: of this? What the hell do they do with that UN?
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  Speaker 1: Holy hell.
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  Speaker 3: You know, it's so funny because I watched, you know, Millay,
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  Speaker 3: you know, kind of read them their truth yesterday the
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  Speaker 3: way Trump did. They basically just come here and shake
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  Speaker 3: us down and shag high-priced call girls.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, honestly.
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to dress it up, but I mean, as
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  Speaker 3: a former cab driver myself, this is the Super Bowl
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  Speaker 3: of cab driving because the only passengers you're picking up
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  Speaker 3: are women you actually have a shot with, if the
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  Speaker 3: money's right. You normally, as a cab driver, don't have
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  Speaker 3: a shot with any woman who looks like the ones
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  Speaker 3: during UN week.
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  Speaker 1: But during UN week, you're both on the clock. So everybody,
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  Speaker 1: a dollar and a dream, as the old lottery commercial goes.
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  Speaker 1: And that's it.
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  Speaker 2: If you're a cab driver, you can't get anywhere. It's
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  Speaker 2: a traffic nightmare. It's the worst gridlock ever.
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  Speaker 1: A nightmare. Most veteran cabbies actually don't work this week.
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  Speaker 3: If you notice, a lot of younger guys who haven't
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  Speaker 3: gotten that little baptism by fire, if you will, you
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  Speaker 3: figure it out. Everybody works the UN week once. Nobody
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  Speaker 3: I know works it twice. Again, except the escorts. But
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  Speaker 3: the point is, all of these UN coalitions... that were
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  Speaker 3: all formed in a post-World War II world where we
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  Speaker 3: were helping rebuild everybody and we were picking up the
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  Speaker 3: tab for everything going on in Europe, have kind of
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  Speaker 3: just run their course now. And the only real value
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  Speaker 3: in UN week for Americans is to watch Trump show up,
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  Speaker 3: do his little, you know, Don Rickles act, and they
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  Speaker 3: just sit there like.
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  Speaker 1: A cat getting a bath. It's my favorite thing in
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  Speaker 1: the world.
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  Speaker 3: You know, you just watch these people shrivel up and
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  Speaker 3: their posture is terrible and they're all scowling.
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  Speaker 1: That's UN week.
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  Speaker 3: It peaked for me with the Trump speech and I
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  Speaker 3: stopped watching after that.
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  Speaker 2: Explain the Donald Trump personality. He's a great businessman and leader,
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  Speaker 2: but he's also, you're right, he's Don Rickles. He's Howard Stern.
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  Speaker 2: He doesn't care where he is or how formal it is.
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  Speaker 2: He'll make jokes, tell you off as a comedian. How
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  Speaker 2: do you think he does at doing that?
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  Speaker 1: Well, this is where he's good, okay?
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  Speaker 3: As a comic, you're really not supposed to read the room.
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  Speaker 3: You're supposed to lead the room. You're the guy in charge.
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  Speaker 3: I say that all the time. Now, as president, you're
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  Speaker 3: not quite a comic, so in theory, you might want
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  Speaker 3: to read the room, but Trump doesn't. I mean, don't
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  Speaker 3: ever forget, he told a Pearl Harbor joke in front
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  Speaker 3: of the prime minister of Japan.
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  Speaker 1: That is the funniest thing in the world.
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  Speaker 3: That is not a guy who is mindful of his
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  Speaker 3: surroundings when he starts telling jokes, so.
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  Speaker 1: I love it.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I don't know that everybody loves it on
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  Speaker 3: the world stage, but it's great entertainment for us. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Jimmy Fallon, explain that again, because there's people listening.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe they got to make a speech now and then.
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  Speaker 2: So don't read the room, lead the room. How do
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  Speaker 2: you do that?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Well, if you're a speaker, OK, whether you're a comic,
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  Speaker 3: whether you're given a speech, you know, some type of
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  Speaker 3: an event, banquet, whatever the case may be, you are
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  Speaker 3: in theory the only guy with a microphone. So what
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  Speaker 3: you need to demonstrate more than anything is that you're
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  Speaker 3: in charge and you have a plan for where to go.
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  Speaker 3: You know, if you think of it like an airline pilot,
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  Speaker 3: a pilot doesn't come on the PA and say, if
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  Speaker 3: it's okay with you people, we're going to take off
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  Speaker 3: third and climb up to 37,000 feet. He just says,
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  Speaker 3: you know, this is captain so-and-so.
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  Speaker 1: We're fifth in line. We're taking off.
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  Speaker 3: Don't forget to get the Delta card. You'll get 10
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  Speaker 3: points off your next purchase. And that's that.
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  Speaker 1: He leads the room. He does not read the room.
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  Speaker 1: He leads the room.
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  Speaker 3: Certain jobs are leadership gigs. So if you're a comic,
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  Speaker 3: that's absolutely the thing. When you go on stage, you
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  Speaker 3: really have to be in charge first and foremost. Like
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  Speaker 3: if you watch my Saturday night show, like I am
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  Speaker 3: absolutely driving that bus because the minute they see that
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  Speaker 3: you're kind of deferring to them, when they see kind
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  Speaker 3: of like not necessarily fear but uncertainty on a comic's face,
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  Speaker 3: If you look uncomfortable, they get uncomfortable. So the next
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  Speaker 3: thing you know, you're telling a joke that might not
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  Speaker 3: otherwise land. And instead of just missing, now you've got
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  Speaker 3: a flat-out mutiny in the showroom, you know?
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  Speaker 1: So you've got to be in charge.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: So that's interesting stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So UN Week is leaving. Netanyahu's going to speak today.
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  Speaker 2: That's going to be great entertainment. He's going to tell
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  Speaker 2: everybody off, isn't he?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my favorite.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm sure, you know, Mom Donnie will send in
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  Speaker 3: the cop from the village people to try.
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  Speaker 1: To arrest him or something.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, no.
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  Speaker 3: Real cops coming after this guy. That whole stupid criminal
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  Speaker 3: court thing is a farce. But I love the Mamdani thing,
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  Speaker 3: you know, just the same, because he can't resist the
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  Speaker 3: bug light of attention.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we said this when he was running. He's
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  Speaker 1: a TikTok guy.
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  Speaker 3: So there'll be a lot of grandstanding around this Netanyahu thing.
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  Speaker 3: But the reality is the Netanyahu side, the pro-Israel side,
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  Speaker 3: is winning. You know, Trump's getting, you know, unveiling this
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  Speaker 3: new Gaza deal. Macklemore has been kicked off the Ed
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  Speaker 3: Sheeran tour.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: With the exception of a couple of blue haired, crazy
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  Speaker 3: people camping up at Columbia.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: The right side of this thing is winning. So I'll
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  Speaker 1: enjoy today for that reason too.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, you know, president Trump, he had a great life
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  Speaker 2: here in New York parties, fun celebrities. I'll look at
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  Speaker 2: him now. He's spending the whole day with president Xi
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  Speaker 2: of China. You've seen this guy. Do you want to
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  Speaker 2: spend the whole day with president Xi of China? What
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  Speaker 2: was he thinking?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't.
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  Speaker 3: But I'd probably be nice to him because China probably
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  Speaker 3: has my whole search history.
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  Speaker 2: Outside of that, what would you talk to the guy about?
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  Speaker 2: Even for an hour. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, listen, I mean, if you were going to be frank,
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  Speaker 1: there's probably a lot of Asian women in my search history.
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  Speaker 1: So we have a starting point, Mark. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if that's what you were looking for, but here we are.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, you're going to be doing this great show, Night
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  Speaker 2: of Comedy at Kuchina Calandra, Fairfield, New Jersey, October 28th.
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  Speaker 2: Still tickets left, right? You can still get tickets.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was told.
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  Speaker 3: Not completely sold out yet.
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  Speaker 2: It's on its way.
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  Speaker 3: And you can come eat spaghetti and meatballs with Jimmy Fallon.
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  Speaker 1: That's exciting.
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  Speaker 2: No, it is. Actually, if you want tickets, go to
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  Speaker 2: 710WOR. com slash Jimmy. 710WOR. com slash Jimmy. And people can listen
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  Speaker 2: to you tonight, every weeknight on WOR, 9 to midnight.
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  Speaker 2: What are you going to be doing on tonight's show?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's Thursday.
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  Speaker 3: So there's a lot of this crazy UN reaction stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Brian Bremberg's coming on because he interviewed Melania Trump yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: And I want to get his take because.
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  Speaker 3: I've met Melania Trump when she was here to do
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  Speaker 3: Fox and Friends. And I always tell people she's the
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  Speaker 3: nicest woman in the world. Like she even helped me
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  Speaker 3: up after the Secret Service tased me.
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  Speaker 1: And she didn't have to do that. So, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going.
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  Speaker 3: To show the same professionalism she did and talk to
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  Speaker 3: Bremberg all about her tonight.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, she's great. And then make sure you watch his— he
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  Speaker 2: does the best late-night show on television. It's every Saturday night,
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  Speaker 2: 10 o'clock, with the single best monologue in television. And
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  Speaker 2: people can get tickets to that, right? It's free?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. If you want free tickets, foxacrossamerica.com. We tape it
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  Speaker 1: on Friday nights. It airs on Saturdays.
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  Speaker 3: So everybody who's on the show, this week we.
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  Speaker 1: Have Dolph Lundgren, who played Ivan Drago in Rocky IV.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And— Yeah, George Santos is coming by to.
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  Speaker 3: Promote his OnlyFans or whatever the heck he does.
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  Speaker 2: I like George Santos.
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  Speaker 3: He's cute.
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  Speaker 2: He's a fun guy.
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  Speaker 1: He is a good guy.
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  Speaker 3: And for all of the ridiculousness he's been associated with,
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  Speaker 3: he's a great TV guest.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm really looking forward to interviewing him.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to play a game called You or False,
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  Speaker 3: where I ask him of rumors I've heard about him,
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  Speaker 3: and he tells.
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  Speaker 1: Me if they're real or not.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: So it should be good.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, if you're listening, you could be in the studio audience.
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  Speaker 2: You get to meet all these people. They tape Friday evening.
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  Speaker 2: It's free. It's a good date if you want to
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  Speaker 2: bring somebody. Don't tell them it's free. But you go
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  Speaker 2: to FoxAcrossAmerica.com and you'll get the tickets. FoxAcrossAmerica.com. Make sure
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  Speaker 2: you listen to Jimmy Fallon tonight, every weeknight, 9 to midnight.
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  Speaker 2: It's a great show on WOR. Jimmy Fallon, brilliant as always.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for being with us.
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  Speaker 1: You're the best, Mark.
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  Speaker 2: Take care. So, yeah. so I guess, is this the deal?
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  Speaker 2: He'll be with us at 1040 every Thursday? Well, let
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  Speaker 2: me just get this straight now. We got Steve Moore
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  Speaker 2: at 1140? Oh, okay, good. We had a little mix
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  Speaker 2: up there. So he's on 9 to midnight every night.
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  Speaker 2: I'm on 9 a.m. till noon every day, three hours now.
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  Speaker 2: You got Buck and Clay coming up at noon. Great
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  Speaker 2: show every day at noon. Then you got the most
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  Speaker 2: listened to radio show in America, Sean Hannity, 3 to 6.
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  Speaker 2: That's all here on 710-W-O-O.