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Nobody Feels Bad for Duke · Stugotz and Company

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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that.
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  Speaker 2: and we went to commercial break, had no idea that
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  Speaker 2: Jonathan Coachman was black. He caught them the game last night,
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  Speaker 1: Gottson Company.
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  Speaker 2: It is to gots and Company, presented by FanDuel and
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  Speaker 2: the FanDuel sportsbook. Taylor put it on the poll. Are
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  Speaker 2: we having a march or what? Man? This is what
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  Speaker 2: march is all about. What a great game, What a
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  Speaker 2: great weekend of games, and what a great weekend of
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  Speaker 2: games to come here in the Final four? A great
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  Speaker 2: final four. Mikey has A has a story from an
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  Speaker 2: airplane he was watching the end of the Yukon game.
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  Speaker 2: We will get to that just second, But is it
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  Speaker 2: your thoughts?
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  Speaker 1: Last night?
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  Speaker 2: One of the all time great March Madness moments with
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  Speaker 2: Brayln Mullins hitting a shot that catapults you got into
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  Speaker 2: the Final Four for the third time in four years
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  Speaker 2: under Dan Hurley and Dan Hurley get over yourself.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, so many things there that Dan Hurley part. Didn't
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  Speaker 4: I just say last week how much I hate the
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  Speaker 4: coaches who try to rev up the crowd.
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  Speaker 2: In the middle of their run.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Dan Hurley's the king of that. He drives me absolutely
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  Speaker 2: upper wall.
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  Speaker 4: However, the first thought that I had, yes, was it
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  Speaker 4: was on the small TV. It was one of one
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  Speaker 4: of the small TVs for me, because I was watching
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  Speaker 4: NBA on the big TVs. And yes, the Heat was
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  Speaker 4: one of those games. And yes, I'm sorry because they
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  Speaker 4: you know, it's just it's just it's a bad team.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry to hear that. By the way, that
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  Speaker 2: you had that such a great moment, such a great
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  Speaker 2: basketball game on such a small TV, and what are
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  Speaker 2: you doing? Man? Not that small.
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  Speaker 4: But the reason that I did that is because these
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  Speaker 4: average size the entirely it depends on where you measure.
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  Speaker 4: From the entirety of the game, it felt like it
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  Speaker 4: was not going to be a game that Yukon could
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  Speaker 4: come back from.
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  Speaker 2: They were down nineteen.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then.
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  Speaker 4: Every time you look, it's like, oh, they're fighting back, Oh,
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  Speaker 4: they're still down nine, and it's just like it just
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  Speaker 4: didn't feel like it was right. And then down the
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  Speaker 4: stretch was it uh man Cara what what's his last name?
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  Speaker 2: Cara? Who was about for some time?
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  Speaker 4: Caravan hit the one three after he was zero for five,
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  Speaker 4: and I was like, Okay, maybe there's something and then
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  Speaker 4: you just see it happening. And then at the very end, Man,
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  Speaker 4: the main thing that I think of is please can
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  Speaker 4: we please keep an eye on Caden Boozer?
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  Speaker 2: Right, Yes, you're concerned about Caden Boozer today. You have
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  Speaker 2: to be and you should be. Go ahead, Taylor.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So there's some moments where my teams that I root
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  Speaker 5: for are getting their teeth kicked in or getting my
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  Speaker 5: heart ripped out, where I'm like, why why do I
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  Speaker 5: invest so much time to sports when the result is
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  Speaker 5: normally heartbreak? And then I'm on my couch yesterday and
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  Speaker 5: I'm watching it happen to Duke and everything just kind
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  Speaker 5: of falls right into place and I remember exactly why
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  Speaker 5: I wake up in the morning. Yeah, And that's the
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  Speaker 5: scene clues in the NAA Tournament. So Taylor wasn't thinking
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  Speaker 5: about Kate and Boozer at all and hasn't thought about
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  Speaker 5: him since that mistake.
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  Speaker 4: It was such a crazy finish that like in an
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  Speaker 4: empty gym. If Ukhon tries to run that same thing
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  Speaker 4: ten times, he makes that shot, maybe three times in
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  Speaker 4: an empty gym, Yes, but you've got all the pressure
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  Speaker 4: of the setting, you know, your entire teammates being there,
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  Speaker 4: the comeback, and it's just like that thing was clean. Yes, sure,
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  Speaker 4: and it just made me like jump out of my
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  Speaker 4: couch for a second, even though I have no rooting
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  Speaker 4: interest in either side.
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  Speaker 2: It was interesting. Dan Hurley had a time out. He
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  Speaker 2: said after the game he didn't know what to do.
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  Speaker 2: He wasn't expecting to get the ball back, wanted the
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  Speaker 2: ball back. He didn't know what to do, and so
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  Speaker 2: he just kept the flow of the game going because
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  Speaker 2: they got a good shot. They got a good look.
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  Speaker 2: It was from the logo, but for a guy who
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  Speaker 2: hasn't hit a three the entire night, but he said
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  Speaker 2: it was a good look. And once he once he
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  Speaker 2: put it up in the air, Dan Hurley thought it
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  Speaker 2: was going in. Yes, And then Dan Hurley lost his mind.
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  Speaker 4: This man decided to just he started taking clothes off.
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  Speaker 2: He went forehead to forehead, stew with an official. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: what was that? I mean, he's really sinking into it,
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  Speaker 2: isn't it. If you're the official, what do you do there?
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  Speaker 4: Like, there's so many scenarios where I'm just like, okay,
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  Speaker 4: I can only think of a few of these where
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  Speaker 4: that's okay. Like maybe they were childhood friends and they
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  Speaker 4: didn't tell anybody, or maybe they had a conversation during
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  Speaker 4: the game that was just so heated that he couldn't help.
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  Speaker 4: But like, hey, let me take a little bit off
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  Speaker 4: of that. And it was just the oddest reaction I've
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  Speaker 4: ever seen from a coach.
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  Speaker 5: So we can all agree there, Dan Hurley headbuted that ref. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: almost certainly headbudded the ref.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And my favorite reac action after that game is the
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  Speaker 5: Duke fans who are like, that should have been a
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  Speaker 5: technical foul.
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  Speaker 3: We should have been shooting.
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  Speaker 5: And even further to that point, we have the Duke
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  Speaker 5: play by play inject this into my veins for the
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  Speaker 5: rest of my life.
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  Speaker 6: Hit it in they do for Boozer, bobbled it back
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  Speaker 6: for Sar and he needs to get rid of it. Dunster
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  Speaker 6: Kaiden seven seconds trying to throw it ahead, deflected, stolen,
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  Speaker 6: by Connecticut two seconds. It's Mullin's up top for the win.
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  Speaker 6: Oh I hit it with three tenths of a second ago,
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  Speaker 6: cal Kai Smith ran off the bench. That should be
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  Speaker 6: a technical. Oh with three tints of a second ago.
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  Speaker 6: Connecticut has the lead seventy three to seventy two, as
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  Speaker 6: Connecticut got the three from Mullins after the turnover from
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  Speaker 6: Cadaan Boozer.
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  Speaker 2: This is why we hate Duke, I mean seriously, this
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  Speaker 2: is why we hate their fans. This is why we
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  Speaker 2: hate Duke looking for technicalities to get to the foul
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  Speaker 2: line to be you gone because you blew a nineteen
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  Speaker 2: point lead.
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  Speaker 4: Oh man. And none of those lines matched the moment.
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  Speaker 4: Not the first one where he's said he hit.
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  Speaker 2: It, or the second where he said that's gonna be
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  Speaker 2: a technical vowel. No, neither of those matched the moment.
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  Speaker 2: I want that guy on the show. I also want
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  Speaker 2: the referee that was headbutted on the show, if possible.
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  Speaker 2: Taylor put it on the pole. Was the head butt
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  Speaker 2: by Dan Hurley of foult.
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  Speaker 5: Is he you say he didn't meet the moment? I
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  Speaker 5: would argue the opposite. He is playing exactly to his base. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: when when you're listening to that game. Imagine you're in
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  Speaker 5: a car driving around Durham or most likely if you're
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  Speaker 5: a Duke fan somewhere in northern New Jersey. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 5: close your eyes and you just hear, oh, you hit it,
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  Speaker 5: and then your heart absolutely sink.
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  Speaker 2: And what you're thinking is did anyone run off the bench? Yes,
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  Speaker 2: because that's what Dukies do, That's what the Cameron crazies do.
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  Speaker 2: Is he if it was me?
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  Speaker 4: And I'm closing my eyes after this comeback has been happening,
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  Speaker 4: and I hear that and I'm picturing it. I need
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  Speaker 4: that he hit it to be followed with. And this
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  Speaker 4: was the worst and most embarrassing loss in the history
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  Speaker 4: of the history of the Duke program. We deserve everything
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  Speaker 4: we've gotten for this, all those wins that we've had
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  Speaker 4: in our history. This is just payback for all of that,
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  Speaker 4: because that's what it was, That's what it felt like.
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  Speaker 4: It was absolutely incredible.
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  Speaker 2: I thought you said something really interesting. We'll get to
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  Speaker 2: Mikey's story on an airplane watching the Yukon game in
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  Speaker 2: just a second. But you're concerned for Caiden Boozer because
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  Speaker 2: that is a tough spot for a young kid. He
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  Speaker 2: blew Duke's chance of making it to a final four.
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  Speaker 2: Those two kids, the Boozer kids, have done a lot
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  Speaker 2: of winning. That's the first time they faced a ton
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  Speaker 2: of adversity, and he is feeling it today.
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  Speaker 4: Let's just start with Let's pretend they're not on all
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  Speaker 4: these commercials right Let's pretend they're not the most famous
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  Speaker 4: twins right now playing basketball, which is saying something because
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  Speaker 4: there's a few. Let's just pretend they're regular NCAA players.
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  Speaker 4: Caden Boozer will have nightmares about what looked like the
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  Speaker 4: easiest pass he will ever make in his life. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: it was two wide open dudes down that he had
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  Speaker 4: visions in his head of one of those guys catching it,
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  Speaker 4: dunking it and celebrating wildly for the final four.
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  Speaker 2: That's step one. It's important to point out they only
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  Speaker 2: needed to make one pass. He didn't need to make
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  Speaker 2: a pass, just I no, no, no, no, an inbounds pass
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  Speaker 2: and just hold the ball. The game's over. Dukes to
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  Speaker 2: the final four today, so is he.
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  Speaker 5: People are gonna Monday morning quarterback what Caden Boozer could
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  Speaker 5: have done differently, And that's fair. But where I think
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  Speaker 5: Shire deserves some blame. Isaiah Evans is their best free
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  Speaker 5: throw shooter eighty six percent, and he's standing on the
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  Speaker 5: other side of the court. Yeah, under the basket, the
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  Speaker 5: guy that Caden Boozer was most likely trying to pass
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  Speaker 5: it to when he got caught there.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, sports radio was invented to second guest Taylor put
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  Speaker 2: that on the poll. Okay, don't apologize for it, don't
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  Speaker 2: feel badly about it. We are always armed with hindsight.
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  Speaker 2: That's why we're always right.
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  Speaker 4: I mean geez, So not only did that happen right, like,
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  Speaker 4: just the most devastating thing, but then put other just
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  Speaker 4: facts on it. Right, Your brother, your twin brother, just
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  Speaker 4: carried you all the way to.
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  Speaker 2: That point and you let him down. Your dad went
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  Speaker 2: to school here. There's that legacy situation, and.
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  Speaker 4: You are of the two clearly the lesser brother, like
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  Speaker 4: you stopped growing, Cam didn't stop growing.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, you're listen, you're Lamello ball. It's a LaMelo ball.
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  Speaker 2: Turned out to be a lot better than Lonzo ball. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: well he's le Angelo ball, all right, Leangelo than that? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: thank you, I forgot.
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  Speaker 1: I was going to ask if he was Cooper Boozer.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but no, but once upon a time it was
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  Speaker 2: Lonzo who was supposed to be the superstar, not Lamello, right.
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  Speaker 4: Right, and then LaMelo Yeah, And so you've got all
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  Speaker 4: of those things, and then on top of it where
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  Speaker 4: it's just like, oh, I literally had to do nothing.
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  Speaker 4: I had to do absolutely nothing. And then what's he
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  Speaker 4: gonna do. He's gonna go home, He's gonna try if
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  Speaker 4: he can, to put on TV and say I need
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  Speaker 4: to stop thinking about this.
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  Speaker 2: And what's gonna come up on his TV? A commercial
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  Speaker 2: with him.
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  Speaker 4: And his brother and it's gonna be just always reminding
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  Speaker 4: him that I, even though it wasn't entirely my fault,
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  Speaker 4: had the biggest blunder perhaps of the entire Duke program history.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no, doubt easily.
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  Speaker 5: So Kaden Boozer is going to get a huge slice
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  Speaker 5: on the blame pie. Somebody that's gonna get another slice
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  Speaker 5: on the blame pie, although a lot smaller. Isaiah Evans
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  Speaker 5: for not even getting a hand up on Bradlin Mullin's
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  Speaker 5: contested shot. Yeah, STU, guess what Isaiah Evans Instagram name is?
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  Speaker 5: Get a hand up?
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  Speaker 2: Can your Instagram name be get a hand up? And
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  Speaker 2: you don't get a hand up in the biggest of moments.
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  Speaker 2: I'll put that on the pole, please.
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  Speaker 4: I think if you would have honestly I saw that, Taylor,
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  Speaker 4: I entirely thought it was fake. I thought somebody just
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  Speaker 2: So just stay, it's so funny, just staying with the Boozers.
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  Speaker 2: For to second, Mikey sends out in a group text.
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  Speaker 2: He sends out Carlos Boozer's phone number and he says,
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  Speaker 2: who's gonna call Booze today? And I know what he's
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  Speaker 2: doing there. He's essentially asking me to reach out to
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  Speaker 2: Carlos Boozer, which I will. I try to get him
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  Speaker 2: on for the live radio show, but I will listen.
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  Speaker 2: I have told you a million times, the most dangerous
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  Speaker 2: call in sports radio to make is to Jimmy Johnson
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  Speaker 2: on any given day, Okay, but Carlos Boozer. I'd rather
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  Speaker 2: call Jimmy Johnson today that have to call Carlos Boozer
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  Speaker 2: and ask him for fifteen to twenty minutes of his time.
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  Speaker 4: The most like embarrassed as I have made five The
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  Speaker 4: most nervy I've ever had of that situation is I
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  Speaker 4: kidney ailment back in two thousand and he was just
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  Speaker 4: as a twenty three year old reporter, and ever it
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  Speaker 4: was just desperate to see how I would do in
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  Speaker 4: this situation. And I had to call Alonzo Morning's foster
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  Speaker 4: and it was just like, I don't know if this
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  Speaker 4: is gonna turned out well or not. And it turned
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  Speaker 4: out great, but it was nerve wrecking. I'd rather do
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  Speaker 4: that again than call Kelly Slizer today.
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  Speaker 2: I just saw the highlight of the Hurly headbutt. Yeah
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  Speaker 2: it was a foul. I mean it was a foul.
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  Speaker 2: There were still time on the clock. He had butted
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  Speaker 2: a referee. It should have been two shots for Duke.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I love how the ball. I love how
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  Speaker 5: psycho Dan Hurley is. If you remember when he took
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  Speaker 5: the Yukon job, they missed the tournament the first two
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  Speaker 5: years he was there, and then they lost to Villanova
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  Speaker 5: in like twenty twenty, and he made the claim like
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  Speaker 5: you better get us now because our time is coming,
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  Speaker 5: and everyone's like, what a what a psycho this guy?
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  Speaker 3: Dan Hurley is?
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  Speaker 1: Shut up, guy.
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  Speaker 5: They were right that he's a psycho. But he's now
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  Speaker 5: seventeen and three at Yukon in the NCAA tournament since
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  Speaker 5: that moment, Yes, with two national titles and three final
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  Speaker 5: four appearances. So my question for you guys, if you
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  Speaker 5: ask Duke fans today, would they trade John Shire.
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  Speaker 3: For Dan Hurley?
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  Speaker 2: Fuck? Yeah, heartbeat, Yep, you think so. I think just
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  Speaker 2: about any school. Taylor. He's on the verge of winning
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  Speaker 2: his third national championship in four years.
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  Speaker 4: If you just asked Duke fans based on the two
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  Speaker 4: photos of the coaches after the game, the one that
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  Speaker 4: you posted Taylor and the one that America is seeing
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  Speaker 4: with Hurley headbutting of referee, I think they would all say, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I get rid of that Shire guy.
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  Speaker 2: That's a foul.
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  Speaker 3: It feels like Duke. He feels like a Duke Head coach.
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  Speaker 2: He does feel like a Duke Head coach, he really does.
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  Speaker 8: I can't believe that he was the most popular coach
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  Speaker 8: in a game. Again, Like you like Dan Hurley against
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  Speaker 8: edit the other team is the coach you least like
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  Speaker 8: in that game, But when he's coaching against Duke you
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  Speaker 8: love him because we love watching Duke lose.
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  Speaker 2: That's a great question, though, Would you take him now? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: After he just after he just did that to your team,
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  Speaker 4: would you be like, all right, can't beat him joining them?
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  Speaker 4: Type of situation because it's just like constant memory, a
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: haunting memory of that happening.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: And now he's your coach. I think the only school
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: that doesn't take him is Arizona.
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: It's Tommy Lloyd. I mean, this is all a useless conversation.
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: Arizona's the greatest basketball team of all.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Time, and Dan Hurley's not going anywhere now he turned
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: down the Lakers.
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: Well that's that's the thing, Taylor, because everybody hates Duke
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: for decades, but we should hate Yukon.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Yukon is just as annoyings. No, we do hate Yukon,
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: except when they're playing Duke.
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Duke hatred, no doubt, Duke hatred.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: Trump's all yes.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: No, no, I get the Duke hatred, but I don't.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: I've never really.
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: Felt the Yukon hatred because to me, the Yukon sick
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: excess is always felt like, Hey, look at that nice
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: little school up there doing their thing, and then just
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: you know, every once in a while they'll show up
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: and win.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: But now we're talking like all the time. People don't
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: like Hurley. They don't, especially in the Northeast, if they
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: didn't go to Yukon. They don't like them. Except when
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: he coaches against John Shire and Duke. Yeah, they love them.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: We all do, yes, is he?
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: I don't think they really hated Kevin Ollie or Jim
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: Calhoun now, but the fact that it's Bobby Hurley's brother
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: makes people want to hate him more. And then you
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: see Dan Hurley's antics on the sideline and you're like, man,
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: I really hate that guy, but he's playing.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: Duke right now, Bobby Hurley, right, That combined with their
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: annoying fan base who was defined by basketball men's and
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: women's because they have the most dominant basketball program maybe
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: in the history of college basketball. When you combine both
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: teams and so people Mikey knows he's from the Northeast.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: People don't like Yukon, right, And.
• 17:50
  Speaker 9: If you did not go there or you're not from Connecticut,
• 17:53
  Speaker 9: yes you hate Yukon.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're annoying.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: What I'm always surprised by, and maybe this should speak
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: to that them being annoying, is how many Yukon fans
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: there really are, because I'll be in the Northeast somewhere
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: and it's just oh, you go on basketball, you com basketball,
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: and I'm just like, really, yeah, they're not even but
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: they're not even.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Close to here. It's the only thing that state has.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's the only thing that school has. Yes, right,
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: they don't have a great football program. I mean, what
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: else do you know Yukon four other than basketball? Right,
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: and their fan base is really annoying, like almost as
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: annoying as Duke's, but not as clever.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: So that leads right into my story.
• 18:29
  Speaker 9: Yes, So, yesterday, I'm flying home from Florida to Hartford.
• 18:35
  Speaker 9: There's one flight, okay, and that flight happens to be
• 18:39
  Speaker 9: in the last two minutes of that game. Is when
• 18:43
  Speaker 9: we board and we're getting on the plane, is the
• 18:45
  Speaker 9: last two minutes of that game. And we're flying an airline.
• 18:50
  Speaker 9: I don't really want to say their name, but they
• 18:53
  Speaker 9: have TVs and it goes well with the Duke Blue Devils.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Jeff, Okay, you got it. I didn't say it. You did.
• 19:03
  Speaker 9: So everybody gets in their seat and everybody immediately puts
• 19:06
  Speaker 9: the game on. I mean there's two hundred seats in
• 19:08
  Speaker 9: the plane. Two hundred of them are tuned into this game.
• 19:13
  Speaker 9: And then the stewardess starts the safety election. And when
• 19:18
  Speaker 9: you're on this plane and the stewardess is talking, there
• 19:22
  Speaker 9: is a box that covers up ninety percent of the
• 19:24
  Speaker 9: screen that says announcement in progress.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: She's got to do that at two times as this
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: game is going on. There's a time and a place.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: Terrible job, I mean, seriously, Okay, I'll.
• 19:34
  Speaker 9: Even forgive her for that, because listen, as much as
• 19:37
  Speaker 9: I hate, you know, my Yukon hatred bona fides, Okay,
• 19:40
  Speaker 9: I hate Yukon, but I also understand this is all
• 19:44
  Speaker 9: these people have. This is the only thing they have,
• 19:47
  Speaker 9: and you can't take it away from them. So she
• 19:51
  Speaker 9: finishes the safety lecture, and now we're in the last
• 19:55
  Speaker 9: ten seconds. They are about to inbound the ball, and
• 19:58
  Speaker 9: I'm like, okay, we through the safety lecture and we're
• 20:01
  Speaker 9: going to see how this game ends. As they inbound
• 20:04
  Speaker 9: the ball, she gets back on to start the credit
• 20:07
  Speaker 9: card pitch.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Oh boy, the credit card pitch off. That's supposed to
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: be right before you land. It's the last thing you
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: hear from them. Eighty thousand three miles enough.
• 20:17
  Speaker 9: I mean, some asshole who happened to be sitting in
• 20:20
  Speaker 9: my seat yells out read the room lady.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: You really did that, lay, of course?
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Why were you so afraid to pick off a plane?
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: For saying stuff like that these days. I mean, why
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: were you so terrified to say, Jeff Blue, what happened there?
• 20:39
  Speaker 9: I mean cares listen, I don't know who sponsors who here?
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: No, I mean listen. No, there's a time and a place,
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: and that was neither the time nor the place to
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: be doing safety announcements.
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: Also, if you're this big Yukon fan, you can't get
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: on that plane. I don't care where you're going or
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: what you're doing, right, you can't get on that plane
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: knowing the situation.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, by the way, if you booked a plane, I
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: question your fandom. Yeah, kidding me, I questioned if you're
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: a real fan at all. I mean, who takes a
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: flight during an Elite eight game? You move it?
• 21:11
  Speaker 9: I mean, listen, what First, there's one flight. There's one
• 21:14
  Speaker 9: flight to Connecticut, and if you don't get on it,
• 21:16
  Speaker 9: that's it. You're stuck.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Second, there's always tomorrow, a lucky bingo.
• 21:21
  Speaker 9: When we started, when we started boarding, they were down nine.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: This is such a not a second. That was an
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: amazing sentence. They started the boarding process military you know,
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: women with children, yeh, group one. They started the boarding
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: process and Yukon was down nine. So naturally people boarding
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: that plane just figured, Hey, the fucking game's over, I'll
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: just go home. Yeah.
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: So Yukon was down four with about a minute left.
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: Caravan hits the three his first three of the game,
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: to cut it to one. If I'm in twenty c
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: you're here in my seat, unbuckle and I go, hey,
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: you gotta get off this plane right now.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Once you step off, you can't get back on TV.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: We'll figure it out.
• 22:04
  Speaker 9: You sit there going I'm on the right airline right now.
• 22:07
  Speaker 9: I have a TV, this game is on, and I
• 22:10
  Speaker 9: am traveling.
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: I'm saving myself hundreds and hundreds of dollars rebooking just
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: watching the game on my phone.
• 22:17
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm sorry to ruin it, but you just if
• 22:20
  Speaker 10: you're a true you gun fan, you have that game
• 22:22
  Speaker 10: on your phone as your board, and you're not relying
• 22:25
  Speaker 10: on that little TV because you know they're gonna make announcements.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: So it's funny you should say that, Izzy. So that
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: was my thought. I have YouTube TV. I have YouTube
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: TV on my phone.
• 22:34
  Speaker 9: I'm like, I'm just gonna pop this on my phone.
• 22:37
  Speaker 9: CBS is blocked out in the Tampa area.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Wow, on YouTube TV.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: I told you about Tampa, dude, there's no reason to
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: go there. Yeah, happen there. Man, just come on down
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: to Fort Lauderdale. You would have been able to watch
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: the end on your phone and gotten to hang out
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: with me. Right.
• 22:55
  Speaker 9: So, so here's how so here, so there's two children,
• 22:59
  Speaker 9: like babies, right, and of course he hits the shot.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: We see it.
• 23:04
  Speaker 9: Everybody starts screaming. Somebody goes, oh shit, and the stewardess
• 23:09
  Speaker 9: gets back on as people are going and goes, please
• 23:12
  Speaker 9: watch your language.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: I'm like, again, do.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: You not see what's happening to these The kids will understand. Yes, okay,
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: please watch the language. And oh visa Jet Blue card
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: eighty thousand three miles if you qualified, yes, yes.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: You can reach mosaic status faster.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Do you guys listen to the safety procedures?
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: No?
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: I mean, come on, let's be honest. I don't want to.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Like the plane goes down.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: There's nothing I can do. We're Delta used to try
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: to make it funny. They used to do some like
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: funny visuals and like oh maybe you saw that, maybe
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: you didn't type of stuff, and like, after you see
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: that one time, you don't need to watch it again.
• 23:51
  Speaker 9: I got I got visions of stet Gotts and a
• 23:53
  Speaker 9: down plane going where the hell's the life jacket? How
• 23:55
  Speaker 9: am I supposed to know where the life jacket is?
• 23:57
  Speaker 9: And how do I blow it up?
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm thinking in that spot.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: He's crawling over women and children. I think she said
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: Stubats is first.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I'm trying to get in one last joint.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: I mean, what's deeplane by Bank account.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Podcast hosts?
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: First? Please?
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: I did deeplane once Jimmy Johnson was on the plane.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Call him?
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Uh No, I'm not calling him today. I will call
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Carlos Boozer, though, but I'd rather call Jimmy Johnson. I would.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: I don't want to call Carlos Boozer. I mean, how
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: do I start that conversation? Is he? Because on the
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: front end there needs to be messaging like, no, you're
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: going through a difficult time here. I hope your son's
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: O good. Even though Taylor's delighting in his misery's not
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: in a coma. I mean it's pretty bad. I mean,
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: he'll listen. He has to think about that every day
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: for the remainder of his life, and that's a tough
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: thing to live with it really is. I'm with you
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: on this. We should all be concerned for Caiden Boozer today,
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: and yet tailors not go ahead tail.
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so I'll start to call to Carlos Boozer and say, hey, Carlos,
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: I noticed that every time something went well for Duke,
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: they showed you on TV. But then when the Duke
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: collap started, they mysteriously stopped showing you and didn't show
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: you after the game.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: Thoughts.
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: Oh good if by the Boozers, I'm just turning this
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: into a state farm commercial. Just Cayden just starts knowing
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: things and it just gets tipped no matter where, no
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: matter where.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: They're monetizing the situation. I am so fucking proud of you.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: Nil money, get me another state farm commercial. Let's try
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: this again next year. I feel like I'm looking at myself.
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: I mean, they've got more opportunities at it. It's not
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: like they're running out of eligibility and they get paid now.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: And they were already rich to begin with because of Dad.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: That's not that bad, you know what, Caaden Boozer, He's fine.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: He's probably partying somewhere. Wait, so now is he is
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: calling off?
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah? I'll call off the watch. I think he's fine.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: He's just gonna run it back now.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: You think he's okay today, But he's not going to
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: the NBA. His brother will probably go to the NBA. Yeah,
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: his brother will probably be a top three pick. He
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: might make the NBA.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: I don't think he's going to be leaving now, and
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: so yeah, I think he might have an opportunity. What
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: a story it would be if young Caden Boozer comes
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: back brings Duke all the way back to a championship
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: without his.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: Brother Taylor I left out and you'll love this that
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Dan Hurley postgame was saying, I was thinking about the timeout.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: I didn't know what to do. It was very stressful,
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: and then I just decided to let March happen. Do
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: you care that March is over? Before the next two
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: games happened, three games happened.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: What